1 00:00:35,257 --> 00:00:37,546 Michael Rennie was ill 2 00:00:37,802 --> 00:00:40,885 The day the earth stood still 3 00:00:41,138 --> 00:00:46,180 But he told us where we stand 4 00:00:46,435 --> 00:00:48,594 And Flash Gordon was there 5 00:00:48,855 --> 00:00:51,890 In silver underwear 6 00:00:52,149 --> 00:00:56,278 Claude Rains was the lnvisible Man 7 00:00:57,196 --> 00:00:59,651 Then something went wrong 8 00:00:59,907 --> 00:01:02,363 For Fay Wray and King Kong 9 00:01:02,618 --> 00:01:06,913 They got caught in a celluloid jam 10 00:01:07,624 --> 00:01:10,245 Then at a deadly pace 11 00:01:10,459 --> 00:01:13,580 It came from outer space 12 00:01:13,796 --> 00:01:18,174 And this is how the message ran 13 00:01:20,011 --> 00:01:23,795 Science fiction 14 00:01:26,143 --> 00:01:29,226 Double feature 15 00:01:31,648 --> 00:01:34,649 Dr. X 16 00:01:36,612 --> 00:01:39,861 Will build a creature 17 00:01:41,533 --> 00:01:45,282 See androids fighting 18 00:01:47,622 --> 00:01:50,908 Brad and Janet 19 00:01:52,336 --> 00:01:56,548 Anne Francis stars in... 20 00:01:58,091 --> 00:02:00,843 . . .Forbidden Planet 21 00:02:01,095 --> 00:02:03,420 Oh 22 00:02:07,017 --> 00:02:09,473 At the late-night 23 00:02:09,687 --> 00:02:12,012 Double feature 24 00:02:12,273 --> 00:02:14,480 Picture show 25 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:26,446 I knew Leo G. Carrol 26 00:02:26,704 --> 00:02:28,780 Was over a barrel 27 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:34,082 When Tarantula took to the hills 28 00:02:34,379 --> 00:02:36,786 And I really got hot 29 00:02:37,048 --> 00:02:39,337 When I saw Janette Scott 30 00:02:39,676 --> 00:02:41,005 Fight a Triffid that 31 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:44,512 Spits poison and kills 32 00:02:45,015 --> 00:02:48,099 Dana Andrews said prunes 33 00:02:48,351 --> 00:02:50,475 Gave him the runes 34 00:02:50,729 --> 00:02:55,355 And passing them used lots of skills 35 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:58,058 But when worlds collide 36 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:00,402 Said George Pal to his bride 37 00:03:00,656 --> 00:03:02,067 I'm gonna give you 38 00:03:02,325 --> 00:03:05,194 Some terrible thrills 39 00:03:05,452 --> 00:03:07,445 Like a 40 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:11,205 Science fiction 41 00:03:13,336 --> 00:03:16,206 Double feature 42 00:03:18,549 --> 00:03:21,219 Dr. X 43 00:03:23,179 --> 00:03:26,844 Will build a creature 44 00:03:28,184 --> 00:03:31,850 See androids fighting 45 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:37,066 Brad and Janet 46 00:03:38,778 --> 00:03:42,907 Anne Francis stars in... 47 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,988 . . .Forbidden Planet 48 00:03:47,245 --> 00:03:49,783 Oh 49 00:03:53,126 --> 00:03:55,415 At the late-night 50 00:03:55,712 --> 00:03:57,919 Double feature 51 00:03:58,257 --> 00:04:00,333 Picture show 52 00:04:00,593 --> 00:04:03,344 I want to go 53 00:04:03,637 --> 00:04:06,673 Oh 54 00:04:08,809 --> 00:04:11,265 To the late-night 55 00:04:11,521 --> 00:04:13,762 Double feature 56 00:04:14,022 --> 00:04:16,264 Picture show 57 00:04:16,483 --> 00:04:18,975 By RKO 58 00:04:19,278 --> 00:04:22,528 Oh 59 00:04:24,617 --> 00:04:26,942 To the late-night 60 00:04:27,203 --> 00:04:29,611 Double feature 61 00:04:29,873 --> 00:04:31,911 Picture show 62 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:34,836 In the back row 63 00:04:35,128 --> 00:04:37,535 Oh 64 00:04:40,634 --> 00:04:42,958 To the late-night 65 00:04:43,344 --> 00:04:45,503 Double feature 66 00:04:45,764 --> 00:04:47,637 Picture show 67 00:05:04,825 --> 00:05:06,319 Here they come. 68 00:05:19,006 --> 00:05:20,963 I'd like the parents and the grandparents. 69 00:05:21,216 --> 00:05:23,423 Yes, all the close family. 70 00:05:29,016 --> 00:05:31,685 Smile! Hold fast. Beautiful! 71 00:05:48,911 --> 00:05:50,785 Congratulations. 72 00:05:51,038 --> 00:05:52,201 Well. . . . 73 00:05:52,665 --> 00:05:54,907 I guess we really did it, huh? 74 00:05:56,378 --> 00:05:59,082 You and Betty have been inseparable. . . 75 00:05:59,297 --> 00:06:01,373 . . .since you met in Dr. Scott's courses. 76 00:06:01,633 --> 00:06:06,379 Tell you the truth, Brad, she was the only reason I came in the first place. 77 00:06:07,597 --> 00:06:08,427 I mean-- 78 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,679 Okay, guys, this is it! You ready? 79 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:13,680 Look, Betty's gonna throw her bouquet. 80 00:06:18,566 --> 00:06:19,895 I got it! 81 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:22,269 -I got it! -Hey, big fella. 82 00:06:22,529 --> 00:06:25,068 Looks like it could be your turn next. 83 00:06:25,324 --> 00:06:26,818 Who knows. 84 00:06:27,075 --> 00:06:29,115 So long. See you, Brad. 85 00:06:32,623 --> 00:06:34,331 Come on, hop in. 86 00:06:38,545 --> 00:06:40,455 See you, Brad. 87 00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:57,518 Brad, wasn't it wonderful? Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful? 88 00:06:57,773 --> 00:07:00,728 Just an hour ago she was plain old Betty Munroe. 89 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:05,398 And now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt. 90 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:11,243 -Yes, Janet. Ralph's a lucky guy. -Yes. 91 00:07:11,955 --> 00:07:14,991 Oh, I always cry at weddings. 92 00:07:16,626 --> 00:07:19,627 Everyone knows Betty's a wonderful little cook. 93 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:21,255 Yes. 94 00:07:26,845 --> 00:07:29,383 Ralph will be in line for promotion in a year. 95 00:07:29,598 --> 00:07:30,843 Yes. 96 00:07:34,061 --> 00:07:36,053 -Hey, Janet. -Yes, Brad? 97 00:07:38,315 --> 00:07:40,225 I've got something to say. 98 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:44,611 I really loved 99 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,659 The skillful way 100 00:07:51,954 --> 00:07:54,243 You beat the other girls 101 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:56,201 To the bride's bouquet 102 00:07:56,417 --> 00:07:57,247 Oh, Brad. 103 00:08:01,798 --> 00:08:04,834 -The river was deep but I swam it -Janet 104 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:07,672 -The future is ours, so let's plan it -Janet 105 00:08:07,929 --> 00:08:10,800 -So please don 't tell me to can it -Janet 106 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:14,426 I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet 107 00:08:14,685 --> 00:08:16,513 I love you 108 00:08:18,189 --> 00:08:20,763 -The road was long but I ran it -Janet 109 00:08:20,984 --> 00:08:24,483 -A fire's in my heart and you fan it -Janet 110 00:08:24,696 --> 00:08:27,187 -There's one fool for you and I am it -Janet 111 00:08:27,449 --> 00:08:30,534 I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet 112 00:08:30,786 --> 00:08:32,279 I love you 113 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,741 Here's a ring to prove 114 00:08:36,959 --> 00:08:38,833 That I'm no joker 115 00:08:40,796 --> 00:08:41,958 There's three ways 116 00:08:42,172 --> 00:08:45,707 That love can grow 117 00:08:47,011 --> 00:08:48,838 That's good, bad 118 00:08:49,055 --> 00:08:51,971 Or mediocre 119 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:55,008 Oh, J-A-N-E-T 120 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:57,594 I love you so 121 00:08:58,940 --> 00:09:02,438 -Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had -Oh, Brad 122 00:09:02,651 --> 00:09:05,985 -Now we're engaged and I'm so glad -Oh, Brad 123 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,771 -That you met Mom and you know Dad -Oh, Brad 124 00:09:09,033 --> 00:09:11,987 I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad 125 00:09:12,244 --> 00:09:14,284 For you too 126 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:19,081 Oh, Brad 127 00:09:19,544 --> 00:09:21,999 Oh, damn it 128 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:24,918 I'm mad 129 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:28,469 Oh, Janet 130 00:09:28,679 --> 00:09:30,754 For you 131 00:09:30,972 --> 00:09:33,677 I love you too 132 00:09:34,768 --> 00:09:39,595 There's one thing left to do Ah-ooh 133 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:43,519 -And that's go see the man who began it -Janet 134 00:09:43,777 --> 00:09:46,814 -When we met in his science, exam it -Janet 135 00:09:47,072 --> 00:09:49,942 -Made me give you the eye, then panic -Janet 136 00:09:50,158 --> 00:09:53,492 Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet 137 00:09:53,745 --> 00:09:57,281 I love you 138 00:09:57,541 --> 00:10:00,411 Damn it, Janet 139 00:10:00,669 --> 00:10:03,540 Oh, Brad, I'm mad 140 00:10:03,798 --> 00:10:06,419 Damn it, Janet 141 00:10:06,634 --> 00:10:11,628 I love you 142 00:10:28,614 --> 00:10:32,399 I would like, if I may. . . 143 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:37,488 . . .to take you on a strange journey. 144 00:10:50,303 --> 00:10:53,388 It seemed a fairly ordinary night. . . 145 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:58,302 . . .when Brad Majors and his fiancée, Janet Weiss. . . 146 00:10:58,562 --> 00:11:01,516 . . .two young, ordinary, healthy kids. . . 147 00:11:01,732 --> 00:11:05,433 . . .Ieft Denton that late November evening. . . 148 00:11:05,695 --> 00:11:09,443 . . .to visit a Dr. Everett Scott. . . 149 00:11:09,698 --> 00:11:13,068 . . .ex-tutor and now friend to both of them. 150 00:11:15,704 --> 00:11:20,283 It's true there were dark storm clouds. . . 151 00:11:20,543 --> 00:11:23,995 . . .heavy, black and pendulous. . . 152 00:11:24,255 --> 00:11:26,710 . . .toward which they were driving. 153 00:11:27,091 --> 00:11:30,092 It's true also that the spare tire they carried. . . 154 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,384 . . .was badly in need of some air. 155 00:11:32,597 --> 00:11:36,131 But they, being normal kids and. . . 156 00:11:36,392 --> 00:11:37,886 . . .on a night out. . . 157 00:11:38,144 --> 00:11:42,771 . . .they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening. 158 00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:46,939 On a night out. 159 00:11:48,822 --> 00:11:50,530 It was a night out. . . 160 00:11:50,782 --> 00:11:52,822 . . .they were going to remember. . . 161 00:11:53,076 --> 00:11:56,326 . . .for a very long time. 162 00:12:05,088 --> 00:12:08,208 I have never been a quitter. 163 00:12:09,009 --> 00:12:13,138 To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent... 164 00:12:13,389 --> 00:12:15,511 ... to every instinct in my body. 165 00:12:16,809 --> 00:12:18,433 But as president... 166 00:12:18,686 --> 00:12:22,814 ...l must put the interests ofAmerica first. 167 00:12:24,149 --> 00:12:27,934 America needs a full-time president... 168 00:12:28,195 --> 00:12:30,734 ...and a full-time Congress... 169 00:12:31,115 --> 00:12:32,195 ...particularly at this time.... 170 00:12:34,577 --> 00:12:37,447 Gosh, that's the third motorcyclist that's passed us. 171 00:12:37,705 --> 00:12:40,991 They sure do take their lives in their hands. 172 00:12:41,251 --> 00:12:44,868 Yes, Janet. Life's pretty cheap to that type. 173 00:12:51,762 --> 00:12:53,670 What's the matter, Brad, darling? 174 00:12:55,849 --> 00:12:58,055 We took the wrong fork a few miles back. 175 00:12:58,268 --> 00:12:59,098 Oh. 176 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,553 Where did that motorcyclist come from? 177 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,854 I guess we'll just have to turn back. 178 00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:12,277 What was that bang? 179 00:13:12,741 --> 00:13:14,318 We must have a blowout. 180 00:13:15,243 --> 00:13:18,862 Damn it! I knew I should've gotten that spare tire fixed. 181 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,039 You stay here and I'll go for help. 182 00:13:22,292 --> 00:13:24,451 We're in the middle of nowhere. 183 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,914 Didn't we pass a castle a few miles back? 184 00:13:33,971 --> 00:13:36,427 Maybe they have a telephone I could use. 185 00:13:36,807 --> 00:13:37,721 I'm going too. 186 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:42,892 -Both of us don't need to get wet. -I'm coming with you. 187 00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:48,518 Besides, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman. . . 188 00:13:48,778 --> 00:13:51,019 . . .and you might never come back again. 189 00:14:33,991 --> 00:14:36,743 In the velvet darkness 190 00:14:36,994 --> 00:14:39,235 Of the blackest night 191 00:14:39,496 --> 00:14:42,332 Burning bright 192 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,702 There's a guiding star 193 00:14:49,381 --> 00:14:52,383 No matter what 194 00:14:52,635 --> 00:14:54,628 Or... 195 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,597 ... who you are 196 00:15:01,185 --> 00:15:04,222 There's a light 197 00:15:05,523 --> 00:15:09,568 Over at the Frankenstein place 198 00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:12,737 There's a light 199 00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:20,283 Burning in the fireplace 200 00:15:20,914 --> 00:15:26,038 There's a light, light 201 00:15:26,336 --> 00:15:30,001 In the darkness 202 00:15:30,257 --> 00:15:35,085 Of everybody's life 203 00:15:44,647 --> 00:15:49,059 The darkness must go 204 00:15:49,318 --> 00:15:51,988 Down the river 205 00:15:52,196 --> 00:15:55,944 Of nights dreaming 206 00:15:57,117 --> 00:16:00,368 Flow morphia slow 207 00:16:00,621 --> 00:16:02,863 Let the sun 208 00:16:03,124 --> 00:16:05,994 And light come streaming 209 00:16:06,252 --> 00:16:09,502 Into my life 210 00:16:12,008 --> 00:16:15,756 Into my life 211 00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:23,683 There's a light 212 00:16:24,854 --> 00:16:28,306 Over at the Frankenstein place 213 00:16:28,566 --> 00:16:31,817 There's a light 214 00:16:35,406 --> 00:16:39,321 Burning in the fireplace 215 00:16:39,745 --> 00:16:42,414 There's a light 216 00:16:42,915 --> 00:16:45,156 Light 217 00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:49,577 In the darkness 218 00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:54,963 Of everybody's life 219 00:17:01,809 --> 00:17:03,386 And so. . . 220 00:17:04,019 --> 00:17:08,349 . . .it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet. . . 221 00:17:08,608 --> 00:17:13,103 . . .and they had found the assistance that their plight required. 222 00:17:13,779 --> 00:17:15,606 Or had they? 223 00:17:18,326 --> 00:17:21,031 Brad, let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened. 224 00:17:21,288 --> 00:17:23,742 Just a moment, Janet. They may have a phone. 225 00:17:43,226 --> 00:17:44,601 Hello. 226 00:17:46,354 --> 00:17:49,605 Hi! My name's Brad Majors. 227 00:17:50,317 --> 00:17:53,271 This is my fiancée, Janet Weiss. 228 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:57,771 I wondered if you might help us. Our car broke down up the road. 229 00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,860 Do you have a phone we might use? 230 00:18:01,244 --> 00:18:02,988 You're wet. 231 00:18:04,915 --> 00:18:07,751 Yes, it's raining. 232 00:18:08,794 --> 00:18:09,825 Yes. 233 00:18:10,879 --> 00:18:12,539 Oh. 234 00:18:17,178 --> 00:18:21,507 I think, perhaps, you better both come inside. 235 00:18:25,353 --> 00:18:27,144 You're too kind. 236 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:45,070 I'm frightened. What kind of place is this? 237 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:49,459 It's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. 238 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,331 This way. 239 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,839 Are you having a party? 240 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,472 You've arrived on a rather special night. 241 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:12,230 -It's one of the master's affairs. -Oh. 242 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,311 -Lucky him. -You're lucky. 243 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:19,481 He's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! 244 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,790 It's astounding 245 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:38,671 Time is fleeting 246 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,721 Madness takes its toll 247 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,594 But listen closely 248 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,931 Not for very much longer 249 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:54,943 I've got to keep control 250 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,852 I remember 251 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,784 Doing the time warp 252 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,868 Drinking 253 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,610 Those moments when 254 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,280 The blackness would hit me 255 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,205 And the void would be calling 256 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,167 Let's do the time warp again 257 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:21,087 Let's do the time warp again 258 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,512 It's just a jump to the left 259 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:32,185 -And a step to the right -With your hands on your hips 260 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:36,147 You bring your knees in tight 261 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,728 But it's the pelvic thrust 262 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,658 That really drives you insane 263 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:47,078 Let's do the time warp again 264 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:52,371 Let's do the time warp again 265 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,042 It's so dreamy 266 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:58,333 Oh, fantasy free me 267 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,342 So you can 't see me 268 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,046 No, not at all 269 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,886 In another dimension 270 00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,763 With voyeuristic intention 271 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,689 Well secluded 272 00:21:12,106 --> 00:21:13,932 I see all 273 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:16,563 With a bit of a mind flip 274 00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:19,613 You're into the time slip 275 00:21:20,114 --> 00:21:24,408 And nothing can ever be the same 276 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:27,234 You're spaced out on sensation 277 00:21:27,455 --> 00:21:30,456 Like you're under sedation 278 00:21:31,251 --> 00:21:35,248 Let's do the time warp again 279 00:21:36,381 --> 00:21:40,675 Let's do the time warp again 280 00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:44,007 I was walking down the street Just having a think 281 00:21:44,222 --> 00:21:46,891 When a snake of a guy Gave me an evil wink 282 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:49,223 He shook a me up He took me by surprise 283 00:21:49,478 --> 00:21:52,312 He had a pickup truck And the devil's eyes 284 00:21:52,522 --> 00:21:54,894 He stared at me And I felt a change 285 00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:57,308 Time meant nothing Never would again 286 00:21:57,736 --> 00:22:01,864 Let's do the time warp again 287 00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:07,286 Let's do the time warp again 288 00:22:07,538 --> 00:22:09,080 It's just a jump to the left 289 00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:14,831 -And then a step to the right -With your hands on your hips 290 00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:18,830 You bring your knees in tight 291 00:22:19,091 --> 00:22:21,582 But it's the pelvic thrust 292 00:22:21,802 --> 00:22:24,471 That really drives you insane 293 00:22:25,556 --> 00:22:29,257 Let's do the time warp again 294 00:22:31,019 --> 00:22:35,314 Let's do the time warp again 295 00:22:53,668 --> 00:22:57,749 Let's do the time warp again 296 00:22:59,048 --> 00:23:03,212 Let's do the time warp again 297 00:23:03,470 --> 00:23:04,750 It's just a jump to the left 298 00:23:06,932 --> 00:23:10,550 -And then a step to the right -With your hands on your hips 299 00:23:12,312 --> 00:23:14,104 Bring your knees in tight 300 00:23:14,648 --> 00:23:16,771 But it's the pelvic thrust 301 00:23:17,443 --> 00:23:19,850 That really drives you insane 302 00:23:21,238 --> 00:23:25,366 Let's do the time warp again 303 00:23:26,619 --> 00:23:30,865 Let's do the time warp again 304 00:23:43,094 --> 00:23:44,553 Say something. 305 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:49,808 Say! Do any of you guys know how to Madison? 306 00:23:54,189 --> 00:23:58,981 -Brad, please, let's get out of here. -Keep a grip on yourself, Janet. 307 00:23:59,193 --> 00:24:02,693 -But it seems so unhealthy here. -It's just a party, Janet. 308 00:24:02,947 --> 00:24:06,648 -Well, I want to go. -We can't till I get to a phone. 309 00:24:06,909 --> 00:24:09,531 -Then ask the butler or someone. -Just a moment. 310 00:24:09,746 --> 00:24:12,071 We don't want to interfere with their celebrations. 311 00:24:12,290 --> 00:24:14,367 This isn't the Chamber of Commerce. 312 00:24:14,585 --> 00:24:17,336 They're probably foreigners with different ways. 313 00:24:17,587 --> 00:24:20,292 They may do some more folk dancing. 314 00:24:22,509 --> 00:24:24,917 I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared. 315 00:24:25,137 --> 00:24:28,137 I'm here, there's nothing to worry about. 316 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:35,012 How do you do 317 00:24:35,272 --> 00:24:37,348 I see you've met 318 00:24:37,608 --> 00:24:40,609 My faithful handyman 319 00:24:40,945 --> 00:24:43,187 He's just a little brought down 320 00:24:43,447 --> 00:24:46,483 Because when you knocked 321 00:24:46,742 --> 00:24:49,613 He thought you were the candyman 322 00:24:51,247 --> 00:24:53,204 Don 't get strung out 323 00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,450 By the way I look 324 00:24:55,709 --> 00:24:59,126 Don 'tjudge a book by its cover 325 00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:01,622 I'm not much of a man 326 00:25:01,883 --> 00:25:03,627 By the light of day 327 00:25:03,884 --> 00:25:07,752 But by night I'm one hell of a lover 328 00:25:08,014 --> 00:25:11,514 I'm just a sweet transvestite 329 00:25:13,061 --> 00:25:15,931 From Transsexual... 330 00:25:16,189 --> 00:25:19,190 ... Transylvania 331 00:25:21,737 --> 00:25:23,645 Let me show you around 332 00:25:23,905 --> 00:25:26,740 Maybe play you a sound 333 00:25:27,033 --> 00:25:30,485 You look like you're both Pretty groovy 334 00:25:30,704 --> 00:25:33,455 Or if you want something visual 335 00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:35,913 That's not too abysmal 336 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:39,454 We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie 337 00:25:40,714 --> 00:25:43,205 I'm glad we caught you at home 338 00:25:44,050 --> 00:25:45,924 Could we use your phone? 339 00:25:46,428 --> 00:25:48,884 -We're both in a bit of a hurry -Right 340 00:25:49,098 --> 00:25:50,925 We'll just say where we are 341 00:25:51,184 --> 00:25:54,517 -Then go back to the car -A pleasure to meet you, Dr. Furter 342 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,977 We don 't want to be any worry 343 00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:01,142 Well, you got caught with a flat 344 00:26:01,361 --> 00:26:03,068 Well, how about that 345 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,772 Well, babies, don 't you panic 346 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:09,322 By the light of the night 347 00:26:09,577 --> 00:26:11,569 It'll all seem all right 348 00:26:11,829 --> 00:26:15,661 I'll get you a satanic mechanic 349 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:19,079 I'm just a sweet transvestite 350 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:23,667 From Transsexual... 351 00:26:23,925 --> 00:26:27,425 ... Transylvania 352 00:26:29,473 --> 00:26:31,548 Why don 't you stay for the night 353 00:26:31,975 --> 00:26:34,098 -Night -Or maybe a bite 354 00:26:34,352 --> 00:26:35,182 Bite 355 00:26:35,437 --> 00:26:38,640 I could show you My favorite obsession 356 00:26:39,274 --> 00:26:42,025 I've been making a man 357 00:26:42,527 --> 00:26:44,650 With blond hair and a tan 358 00:26:44,905 --> 00:26:48,108 And he's good for relieving My tension 359 00:26:48,367 --> 00:26:51,818 I'm just a sweet transvestite 360 00:26:53,789 --> 00:26:56,458 From Transsexual... 361 00:26:56,709 --> 00:26:59,958 ... Transylvania 362 00:27:01,004 --> 00:27:01,834 Hit it! Hit it! 363 00:27:02,047 --> 00:27:06,875 -I'm just a sweet transvestite -Sweet transvestite 364 00:27:07,136 --> 00:27:10,172 From Transsexual... 365 00:27:10,389 --> 00:27:12,512 ... Transylvania 366 00:27:17,272 --> 00:27:19,809 So come up to the lab 367 00:27:20,691 --> 00:27:23,646 And see what's on the slab 368 00:27:24,863 --> 00:27:25,894 I see you shiver 369 00:27:26,114 --> 00:27:28,273 With antici-- 370 00:27:30,201 --> 00:27:31,232 -pation 371 00:27:32,537 --> 00:27:34,446 But maybe the rain 372 00:27:35,749 --> 00:27:37,492 Is really to blame 373 00:27:38,292 --> 00:27:40,997 So I'll remove the cause 374 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,843 But not the symptom 375 00:28:00,399 --> 00:28:01,430 Thank you. 376 00:28:05,363 --> 00:28:06,691 Thank you very much. 377 00:28:09,616 --> 00:28:10,648 Brad! 378 00:28:10,909 --> 00:28:15,239 We'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right. 379 00:28:16,456 --> 00:28:20,324 Slowly, slowly. It's too nice a job to rush. 380 00:28:20,753 --> 00:28:25,665 Hi. My name's Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss. 381 00:28:29,512 --> 00:28:30,591 You are. . .? 382 00:28:30,847 --> 00:28:34,216 You are very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory. 383 00:28:34,476 --> 00:28:38,093 Some people would give their right arm for the privilege. 384 00:28:38,354 --> 00:28:40,477 People like you, maybe? 385 00:28:40,732 --> 00:28:42,772 I've seen it. 386 00:28:47,030 --> 00:28:50,695 Come along. The master doesn't like to be kept waiting. 387 00:28:50,992 --> 00:28:53,199 Shift it! 388 00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:11,760 Is he--? Frank, I mean, is he your husband? 389 00:29:12,389 --> 00:29:16,339 The master is not yet married. Nor do I think he ever will be. 390 00:29:16,602 --> 00:29:19,175 -We are simply his servants. -Oh. 391 00:30:03,858 --> 00:30:05,139 Magenta. 392 00:30:06,361 --> 00:30:07,855 Columbia. 393 00:30:08,530 --> 00:30:10,772 Go and assist Riff Raff. 394 00:30:12,534 --> 00:30:14,325 I will entertain. . . . 395 00:30:19,416 --> 00:30:22,582 Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Vice. 396 00:30:22,836 --> 00:30:24,959 -Weiss. -Weiss? 397 00:30:27,633 --> 00:30:29,542 Enchanté. 398 00:30:29,844 --> 00:30:32,465 Well, how nice. 399 00:30:32,763 --> 00:30:35,634 And what charming underclothes you both have. 400 00:30:35,891 --> 00:30:39,391 But here, put these on. 401 00:30:39,646 --> 00:30:43,144 They'll make you feel less vulnerable. 402 00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:46,897 It's not often we receive visitors here. 403 00:30:47,153 --> 00:30:49,905 Let alone offer them hospitality. 404 00:30:50,156 --> 00:30:54,782 Hospitality! All we wanted to do was use your telephone. Goddamn it! 405 00:30:55,036 --> 00:30:57,325 A reasonable request you have ignored! 406 00:30:57,580 --> 00:31:00,830 -Don't be ungrateful. -Ungrateful?! 407 00:31:01,334 --> 00:31:04,003 How forceful you are, Brad. 408 00:31:04,254 --> 00:31:08,631 Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So dominant. 409 00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:15,637 You must be awfully proud of him, Janet. 410 00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:18,549 Well, yes, I am. 411 00:31:19,561 --> 00:31:22,728 -Do you have any tattoos, Brad? -Certainly not. 412 00:31:22,939 --> 00:31:26,060 Oh, well. How about you? 413 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,567 Everything is in readiness, master. 414 00:31:28,821 --> 00:31:31,905 We merely await your word. 415 00:31:40,207 --> 00:31:44,537 Tonight, my unconventional conventionists. . . 416 00:31:45,463 --> 00:31:47,954 . . .you are to witness a new breakthrough. . . 417 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:51,340 . . .in biochemical research. 418 00:31:51,594 --> 00:31:55,758 And paradise is to be mine! 419 00:32:00,478 --> 00:32:02,767 It was strange the way it happened. 420 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,065 Suddenly. . . 421 00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:07,359 . . .you get a break. 422 00:32:08,778 --> 00:32:12,147 All the pieces seem to fit into place. 423 00:32:12,532 --> 00:32:16,316 What a sucker you've been. What a fool. 424 00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:19,289 The answer was there all the time. 425 00:32:19,539 --> 00:32:24,036 It took a small accident to make it happen. 426 00:32:24,962 --> 00:32:27,630 -An accident! -An accident! 427 00:32:27,881 --> 00:32:30,419 That's how I discovered the secret. 428 00:32:31,051 --> 00:32:34,005 That elusive ingredient. 429 00:32:34,263 --> 00:32:36,718 That spark. . . 430 00:32:36,973 --> 00:32:40,010 . . .that is the breath of life. 431 00:32:42,688 --> 00:32:43,969 Yes. 432 00:32:45,691 --> 00:32:48,976 I have that knowledge. 433 00:32:50,029 --> 00:32:52,354 I hold the secret. . . 434 00:32:52,615 --> 00:32:55,652 . . .to life itself! 435 00:33:11,134 --> 00:33:12,296 You see. . . 436 00:33:12,844 --> 00:33:15,132 . . .you are fortunate. 437 00:33:15,387 --> 00:33:18,424 For tonight is the night. . . 438 00:33:18,683 --> 00:33:23,808 . . .that my beautiful creature is destined to be born. 439 00:34:01,978 --> 00:34:06,141 Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator. 440 00:34:11,237 --> 00:34:14,487 And step up the reactor power input. . . 441 00:34:14,698 --> 00:34:17,450 . . .three more points! 442 00:34:40,017 --> 00:34:41,215 Oh, Brad! 443 00:34:41,477 --> 00:34:43,267 It's all right, Janet. 444 00:36:30,671 --> 00:36:32,878 Oh, Rocky! 445 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:43,179 The sword of Damocles ls hanging over my head 446 00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:47,975 I've got the feeling someone's Gonna be cutting the thread 447 00:36:51,985 --> 00:36:53,645 Oh, woe is me 448 00:36:53,904 --> 00:36:56,820 My life is a misery 449 00:36:57,073 --> 00:36:59,279 Oh, can 't you see 450 00:36:59,534 --> 00:37:02,488 That I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer 451 00:37:05,582 --> 00:37:08,998 I woke up this morning with a start When I fell out of bed 452 00:37:09,252 --> 00:37:11,375 That ain 't no crime 453 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:15,130 And left from my dreaming Was a feeling of unnameable dread 454 00:37:15,384 --> 00:37:17,625 That ain 't no crime 455 00:37:17,886 --> 00:37:20,508 My high is low 456 00:37:21,140 --> 00:37:23,631 I'm dressed up with no place to go 457 00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:26,561 And all I know 458 00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:30,940 Is I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer 459 00:37:33,653 --> 00:37:36,108 -That ain 't no crime. -Oh, no, no, no. 460 00:37:36,363 --> 00:37:39,115 -That ain 't no crime. -Oh, no, no, no. 461 00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:41,994 Oh, my baby! 462 00:37:44,913 --> 00:37:48,247 The sword of Damocles ls hanging over my head 463 00:37:48,501 --> 00:37:50,743 That ain 't no crime 464 00:37:50,962 --> 00:37:54,330 I've got the feeling someone's Gonna be cutting the thread 465 00:37:54,590 --> 00:37:57,128 That ain 't no crime 466 00:37:57,385 --> 00:38:00,172 Oh, woe is me 467 00:38:00,430 --> 00:38:02,755 My life is a mystery 468 00:38:03,016 --> 00:38:05,767 And can 't you see 469 00:38:06,019 --> 00:38:09,353 That I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer 470 00:38:12,526 --> 00:38:15,360 -That ain 't no crime. -Oh, no, no, no. 471 00:38:16,529 --> 00:38:18,403 That ain 't no crime 472 00:38:37,301 --> 00:38:38,332 Well, really! 473 00:38:39,428 --> 00:38:42,264 That's no way to behave on your first day out. 474 00:38:46,101 --> 00:38:50,598 But since you're such an exceptional beauty. . . 475 00:38:50,982 --> 00:38:53,306 . . .I'm prepared to forgive you. 476 00:38:58,781 --> 00:39:00,739 Oh, I just love success! 477 00:39:00,992 --> 00:39:03,364 -He is a credit to your genius. -Yes. 478 00:39:03,619 --> 00:39:05,612 -A triumph of your will. -Yes. 479 00:39:05,872 --> 00:39:07,247 He's okay. 480 00:39:11,544 --> 00:39:12,919 Okay? 481 00:39:15,715 --> 00:39:16,830 Okay?! 482 00:39:18,635 --> 00:39:21,256 I think we can do better than that. 483 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,973 Now, Brad and Janet. . . 484 00:39:28,228 --> 00:39:30,221 . . .what do you think of him? 485 00:39:30,897 --> 00:39:32,308 Well. . . . 486 00:39:32,732 --> 00:39:36,268 I don't like men with too many muscles. 487 00:39:37,613 --> 00:39:40,234 I didn't make him for you! 488 00:39:41,366 --> 00:39:44,901 He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval. 489 00:39:56,090 --> 00:40:01,297 A weakling weighing 98 pounds 490 00:40:01,804 --> 00:40:04,509 Will get sand in his face 491 00:40:04,724 --> 00:40:07,298 When kicked to the ground 492 00:40:08,895 --> 00:40:11,849 And soon in the gym 493 00:40:12,106 --> 00:40:14,858 With a determined chin 494 00:40:15,485 --> 00:40:17,608 The sweat from his pores 495 00:40:20,156 --> 00:40:23,821 As he works for his cause 496 00:40:24,703 --> 00:40:26,909 Will make him glisten 497 00:40:28,248 --> 00:40:30,287 And gleam 498 00:40:30,792 --> 00:40:33,248 And with massage 499 00:40:33,503 --> 00:40:38,628 Andjust a little bit of steam 500 00:40:42,888 --> 00:40:45,296 He'll be pink 501 00:40:45,808 --> 00:40:48,559 And quite clean 502 00:40:48,810 --> 00:40:53,105 He'll be a strong man 503 00:40:54,066 --> 00:40:58,644 Oh, honey But the wrong man 504 00:41:00,322 --> 00:41:03,988 He'll eat nutritious high protein 505 00:41:04,243 --> 00:41:06,699 And swallow raw eggs 506 00:41:06,954 --> 00:41:08,697 Try to build up his shoulders 507 00:41:08,956 --> 00:41:12,041 His chest, arms and legs 508 00:41:12,293 --> 00:41:17,038 Such an effort lf he only knew of my plan 509 00:41:17,298 --> 00:41:20,667 In just seven days 510 00:41:20,927 --> 00:41:25,554 I can make you a man 511 00:41:28,309 --> 00:41:30,979 He'll do press-ups and chin-ups 512 00:41:31,187 --> 00:41:33,346 Do the snatch, clean andjerk 513 00:41:34,399 --> 00:41:37,020 He thinks dynamic tension 514 00:41:37,235 --> 00:41:39,524 Must be hard work 515 00:41:39,779 --> 00:41:41,653 Such strenuous living 516 00:41:41,907 --> 00:41:44,149 Ijust don 't understand 517 00:41:44,410 --> 00:41:48,905 When in just seven days Oh, baby 518 00:41:49,122 --> 00:41:53,999 I can make you a man 519 00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,047 Eddie! 520 00:42:23,949 --> 00:42:26,785 Whatever happened to Saturday night 521 00:42:27,036 --> 00:42:32,327 When you dressed sharp, felt all right Don 't seem the same since cosmic light 522 00:42:32,584 --> 00:42:36,118 Came into my life I thought I was divine 523 00:42:36,379 --> 00:42:41,456 I'd go for a ride with chicks who 'd go And listen to the music on the radio 524 00:42:41,676 --> 00:42:44,249 A saxophone was blowing On a rock 'n ' roll show 525 00:42:44,512 --> 00:42:49,139 We climbed in the back seat We really had a good time 526 00:42:49,392 --> 00:42:52,014 Hot patootie, bless my soul 527 00:42:52,563 --> 00:42:54,804 I really love that rock 'n ' roll 528 00:42:55,482 --> 00:42:58,187 Hot patootie, bless my soul 529 00:42:58,443 --> 00:43:01,231 I really love that rock 'n ' roll 530 00:43:20,007 --> 00:43:21,585 Lovely party! 531 00:43:27,682 --> 00:43:30,303 My head used to swim From the perfume I smelled 532 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,394 My hands kind of fumbled With her white plastic belt 533 00:43:33,604 --> 00:43:36,392 I'd taste her baby pink lipstick And that's when I'd melt 534 00:43:36,649 --> 00:43:39,567 She'd whisper in my ear Tonight she really was mine 535 00:43:39,819 --> 00:43:44,777 Get in front and put some hair oil on Buddy Holly was singing his last song 536 00:43:45,033 --> 00:43:48,034 With your arms around your girl You tried to sing along 537 00:43:48,286 --> 00:43:52,747 It felt pretty good Really had a good time 538 00:43:53,207 --> 00:43:56,125 Hot patootie, bless my soul 539 00:43:56,378 --> 00:43:58,169 I really love that rock 'n ' roll 540 00:43:59,089 --> 00:44:01,544 Hot patootie, bless my soul 541 00:44:01,799 --> 00:44:04,505 I really love that rock 'n ' roll 542 00:45:46,406 --> 00:45:48,530 One from the vaults. 543 00:45:59,253 --> 00:46:01,045 Oh, baby! 544 00:46:08,763 --> 00:46:10,637 Don't be upset. 545 00:46:12,768 --> 00:46:15,222 It was a mercy killing. 546 00:46:15,686 --> 00:46:19,186 He had a certain naive charm. . . 547 00:46:19,399 --> 00:46:21,606 . . .but no muscle. 548 00:46:24,279 --> 00:46:26,948 But a deltoid 549 00:46:27,198 --> 00:46:30,283 And a bicep 550 00:46:30,536 --> 00:46:35,577 A hot groin And a tricep 551 00:46:35,832 --> 00:46:38,205 Makes me... 552 00:46:39,294 --> 00:46:40,457 ...shake 553 00:46:40,713 --> 00:46:44,413 Makes me want to take Charles Atlas 554 00:46:44,633 --> 00:46:47,504 By the hand 555 00:46:47,761 --> 00:46:50,881 In just seven days Oh, baby 556 00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:56,181 I can make you a man 557 00:46:59,232 --> 00:47:03,276 I don 't want no dissension 558 00:47:04,820 --> 00:47:09,483 Just dynamic tension 559 00:47:10,994 --> 00:47:15,287 I'm a muscle fan 560 00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:18,826 In just seven days 561 00:47:19,210 --> 00:47:24,121 I can make you a man 562 00:47:25,049 --> 00:47:29,261 Dig it if you can 563 00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:33,007 In just seven days 564 00:47:33,224 --> 00:47:37,092 I can make you a man 565 00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:54,905 Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah! Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah! 566 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:13,718 There are those who say that life is an illusion. . . 567 00:48:13,975 --> 00:48:17,640 . . .and that reality is simply a figment of the imagination. 568 00:48:18,354 --> 00:48:22,019 If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe. 569 00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:27,071 However, the sudden departure of their host. . . 570 00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:30,192 . . .and his creation. . . 571 00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:33,617 . . .into the seclusion of his somber bridal suite. . . 572 00:48:33,870 --> 00:48:38,746 . . .had left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy. 573 00:48:39,001 --> 00:48:42,665 A feeling which grew as the other guests departed. . . 574 00:48:42,921 --> 00:48:47,465 . . .and they were shown to their separate rooms. 575 00:49:25,354 --> 00:49:27,975 Who is it? Who's there? 576 00:49:31,485 --> 00:49:33,395 It's only me, Janet. 577 00:49:33,863 --> 00:49:36,319 Brad, darling, come in. 578 00:49:38,450 --> 00:49:40,490 Oh, Brad! 579 00:49:41,829 --> 00:49:43,621 Yes, my darling! But what if--? 580 00:49:43,873 --> 00:49:45,913 Everything's going to be all right. 581 00:49:46,167 --> 00:49:49,452 Oh, I hope so, my darling. 582 00:49:52,048 --> 00:49:56,544 -It's you! -I'm afraid so. But isn't it nice? 583 00:49:56,802 --> 00:50:01,264 You beast, you monster! What have you done with Brad? 584 00:50:01,516 --> 00:50:04,470 Well, nothing. Why, do you think I should? 585 00:50:04,728 --> 00:50:08,143 You tricked me! I wouldn't have. I've never, never. . . . 586 00:50:08,398 --> 00:50:10,640 Yes. Yes, I know. 587 00:50:10,901 --> 00:50:13,226 But it isn't all bad, is it? 588 00:50:14,071 --> 00:50:17,605 I think you'll really find it quite pleasurable. 589 00:50:18,325 --> 00:50:20,781 -So soft, so sensual. -Stop! I mean, help! 590 00:50:21,036 --> 00:50:22,828 Brad. Oh, Brad! 591 00:50:23,956 --> 00:50:28,167 Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like this? 592 00:50:28,418 --> 00:50:32,002 Like this, like how? It's your fault! You're to blame! 593 00:50:32,214 --> 00:50:34,503 I was saving myself. 594 00:50:34,967 --> 00:50:39,095 Well, I'm sure you're not spent yet. 595 00:50:39,764 --> 00:50:41,591 Promise you won't tell Brad? 596 00:50:41,807 --> 00:50:44,927 Cross my heart and hope to die. 597 00:52:35,632 --> 00:52:38,633 Oh, Brad, darling, it's no good here! 598 00:52:38,886 --> 00:52:40,463 It'll destroy us. 599 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:44,006 Don't worry. We'll be away from here in the morning. 600 00:52:44,224 --> 00:52:47,344 Oh, Brad, you're so strong and protective. 601 00:52:51,523 --> 00:52:52,982 You! 602 00:52:53,192 --> 00:52:55,944 I'm afraid so, Brad. But isn't it nice? 603 00:52:56,195 --> 00:52:59,280 Why you-- What have you done with Janet? 604 00:52:59,531 --> 00:53:01,987 Nothing. Why, do you think I should? 605 00:53:02,243 --> 00:53:07,154 You tricked me. I wouldn't have. I've never, never, never! 606 00:53:07,415 --> 00:53:10,084 Yes, I know. But it isn't all bad, is it? 607 00:53:10,334 --> 00:53:14,463 Not even half bad. I think you'll really quite enjoy it. 608 00:53:15,381 --> 00:53:18,336 -So soft. So sensual. -No, stop. 609 00:53:18,593 --> 00:53:20,087 Oh, Janet. 610 00:53:20,887 --> 00:53:22,167 Janet! 611 00:53:22,764 --> 00:53:26,809 Janet's probably asleep by now. Do you want her to see you like this? 612 00:53:27,060 --> 00:53:31,140 Like this, like how? It's your fault! You're to blame. 613 00:53:31,397 --> 00:53:33,474 I thought it was the real thing! 614 00:53:33,733 --> 00:53:35,525 Oh, come on, Brad, admit it. 615 00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:37,604 You liked it, didn't you? 616 00:53:37,863 --> 00:53:41,196 There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure. 617 00:53:41,449 --> 00:53:45,317 Oh, Brad, you have wasted so much time already. 618 00:53:45,579 --> 00:53:49,078 Janet needn't know. I won't tell her. 619 00:53:49,791 --> 00:53:51,784 You promise you won't tell? 620 00:53:53,003 --> 00:53:55,329 On my mother's grave. 621 00:53:56,465 --> 00:54:00,249 Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished. 622 00:54:00,511 --> 00:54:04,425 The new playmate is loose and somewhere in the castle grounds. 623 00:54:04,682 --> 00:54:08,050 Magenta has just released the dogs. 624 00:54:10,396 --> 00:54:12,436 Coming! 625 00:54:16,610 --> 00:54:20,026 What's happening here? Where's Brad? 626 00:54:20,656 --> 00:54:22,863 Where's anybody? 627 00:54:31,501 --> 00:54:33,624 Oh, Brad! 628 00:54:34,212 --> 00:54:39,337 Brad, my darling, how could I have done this to you? 629 00:54:50,479 --> 00:54:53,646 Oh, lf only we hadn't made this journey. 630 00:54:54,525 --> 00:54:57,229 If only the car hadn't broken down. 631 00:54:58,403 --> 00:55:03,398 If only we were amongst friends or sane persons. 632 00:55:04,659 --> 00:55:06,866 Oh, Brad. 633 00:55:09,331 --> 00:55:11,075 What have they done with him? 634 00:55:17,047 --> 00:55:20,630 Brad, how could you? 635 00:55:45,326 --> 00:55:47,319 But you're hurt. 636 00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:51,071 Did they do this to you? 637 00:55:54,002 --> 00:55:55,959 Here. I'll dress your wounds. 638 00:55:57,756 --> 00:56:00,045 Baby, there. Oh. 639 00:56:11,187 --> 00:56:15,480 "Emotion: agitation or disturbance of mind... 640 00:56:15,732 --> 00:56:19,861 . . .vehement or excited mental state. " 641 00:56:21,614 --> 00:56:25,694 It is also a powerful and irrational master. 642 00:56:25,910 --> 00:56:30,738 And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their TV monitor. . . 643 00:56:30,999 --> 00:56:34,663 ... there seemed little doubt that Janet was indeed... 644 00:56:34,877 --> 00:56:36,371 ...its slave. 645 00:56:37,046 --> 00:56:40,083 Tell us about it, Janet. 646 00:56:42,885 --> 00:56:46,753 I was feeling done in 647 00:56:47,390 --> 00:56:49,264 Couldn 't win 648 00:56:50,601 --> 00:56:54,053 I'd only ever kissed before 649 00:56:56,149 --> 00:56:57,643 You mean she--? 650 00:56:57,901 --> 00:57:01,566 I thought there's no use getting 651 00:57:01,779 --> 00:57:04,946 Into heavy petting 652 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:09,494 It only leads to trouble 653 00:57:09,705 --> 00:57:11,863 And seat wetting 654 00:57:12,332 --> 00:57:15,333 Now all I want to know 655 00:57:16,086 --> 00:57:18,459 Is how to go 656 00:57:18,672 --> 00:57:21,708 I've tasted blood and I want more 657 00:57:21,967 --> 00:57:23,758 More, more, more. 658 00:57:24,386 --> 00:57:27,056 I'll put up no resistance 659 00:57:27,306 --> 00:57:29,547 I want to stay the distance 660 00:57:30,392 --> 00:57:32,468 I've got an itch to scratch 661 00:57:33,437 --> 00:57:35,763 I need assistance 662 00:57:36,023 --> 00:57:38,515 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me 663 00:57:38,775 --> 00:57:41,397 I wanna be dirty 664 00:57:41,612 --> 00:57:44,150 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 665 00:57:44,407 --> 00:57:46,815 Creature of the night 666 00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:54,744 Then if anything grows 667 00:57:55,043 --> 00:57:57,664 While you pose 668 00:57:57,879 --> 00:58:00,880 I'll oil you up and rub you down 669 00:58:01,132 --> 00:58:03,457 Down, down, down. 670 00:58:03,718 --> 00:58:08,712 And that's just one small fraction Of the main attraction 671 00:58:09,807 --> 00:58:12,050 You need a friendly hand 672 00:58:12,310 --> 00:58:14,599 Oh, and I need action 673 00:58:14,855 --> 00:58:17,523 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me 674 00:58:17,774 --> 00:58:20,312 I wanna be dirty 675 00:58:20,569 --> 00:58:23,107 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 676 00:58:23,322 --> 00:58:25,943 Creature of the night 677 00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,358 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me 678 00:58:28,618 --> 00:58:31,240 I wanna be dirty 679 00:58:31,455 --> 00:58:33,863 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 680 00:58:34,124 --> 00:58:35,785 Creature of the night 681 00:58:36,918 --> 00:58:39,492 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me 682 00:58:39,755 --> 00:58:42,507 I wanna be dirty 683 00:58:42,758 --> 00:58:44,881 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 684 00:58:45,136 --> 00:58:47,507 Creature of the night 685 00:58:47,763 --> 00:58:49,388 Creature of the night. 686 00:58:50,391 --> 00:58:52,514 Creature of the night? 687 00:58:53,102 --> 00:58:55,012 Creature of the night. 688 00:58:55,813 --> 00:58:57,188 Creature of the night. 689 00:58:58,524 --> 00:59:00,433 Creature of the night. 690 00:59:01,152 --> 00:59:02,777 Creature of the night 691 00:59:03,613 --> 00:59:05,191 Creature of the night. 692 00:59:06,574 --> 00:59:09,195 Creature of the night 693 00:59:15,207 --> 00:59:17,533 Mercy! 694 00:59:20,255 --> 00:59:21,963 How did it happen? 695 00:59:22,215 --> 00:59:25,880 I understood you were to be watching. 696 00:59:26,135 --> 00:59:29,256 I was only away for a minute, master. 697 00:59:29,514 --> 00:59:34,425 Well, see if you can find him on the monitor. 698 00:59:41,402 --> 00:59:42,813 Master. 699 00:59:43,070 --> 00:59:46,320 Master, we have a visitor. 700 00:59:51,579 --> 00:59:52,777 Hey, Scotty! 701 00:59:54,998 --> 00:59:56,113 Dr. Everett Scott. 702 00:59:56,333 --> 00:59:59,703 You know this earthling-- --this person? 703 00:59:59,962 --> 01:00:04,090 I most certainly do. He happens to be an old friend of mine. 704 01:00:04,341 --> 01:00:06,133 I see. 705 01:00:06,844 --> 01:00:10,095 So this wasn't simply a chance meeting. 706 01:00:10,557 --> 01:00:12,928 You came here with a purpose. 707 01:00:13,434 --> 01:00:17,135 I told you, my car broke down. I was telling the truth. 708 01:00:17,397 --> 01:00:19,888 I know what you told me, Brad. 709 01:00:20,108 --> 01:00:24,900 But this Dr. Everett Scott, his name is not unknown to me. 710 01:00:25,530 --> 01:00:27,688 He was a science teacher at Denton High. 711 01:00:27,991 --> 01:00:30,150 And now he works for your government. 712 01:00:31,036 --> 01:00:33,870 He's attached to the Bureau of lnvestigation. . . 713 01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:37,663 . . .of that which you call UFOs! lsn't that right, Brad? 714 01:00:37,918 --> 01:00:40,326 He might be. I don't know. 715 01:00:40,587 --> 01:00:43,671 The intruder is entering the building, master. 716 01:00:46,468 --> 01:00:50,383 He'll probably be in the Zen Room. 717 01:00:57,438 --> 01:01:01,186 Shall we inquire of him in person? 718 01:01:35,852 --> 01:01:36,766 Great Scott! 719 01:01:48,949 --> 01:01:50,229 Frank N. Furter. 720 01:01:51,409 --> 01:01:52,738 We meet at last. 721 01:01:54,663 --> 01:01:56,288 Dr. Scott! 722 01:01:56,707 --> 01:01:58,865 Brad! What are you doing here? 723 01:02:00,168 --> 01:02:02,494 Don't play games, Dr. Scott. 724 01:02:03,338 --> 01:02:06,423 You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here. 725 01:02:06,759 --> 01:02:08,798 It was part of your plan, was it not? 726 01:02:09,052 --> 01:02:12,885 That he and his female should check the layout for you? 727 01:02:13,516 --> 01:02:18,011 Well, unfortunately for you all, the plans are to be changed. 728 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,516 I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott. 729 01:02:22,733 --> 01:02:25,022 I know Brad is. 730 01:02:25,236 --> 01:02:29,364 I assure you, Brad's presence comes as a complete surprise to me. 731 01:02:29,615 --> 01:02:31,489 I came here to find Eddie. 732 01:02:32,535 --> 01:02:34,694 -Eddie? I've seen him. He's-- -Eddie? 733 01:02:34,954 --> 01:02:36,781 What do you know of Eddie? 734 01:02:37,832 --> 01:02:40,501 I know a great deal about a lot of things. 735 01:02:40,752 --> 01:02:43,836 You see, Eddie happens to be my nephew. 736 01:02:49,093 --> 01:02:50,671 Dr. Scott. 737 01:02:54,850 --> 01:02:56,510 -Janet! -Dr. Scott! 738 01:02:56,768 --> 01:02:58,048 -Janet! -Brad! 739 01:02:58,311 --> 01:02:59,390 Rocky! 740 01:02:59,646 --> 01:03:01,306 -Janet! -Dr. Scott! 741 01:03:01,565 --> 01:03:03,024 -Janet! -Brad! 742 01:03:03,275 --> 01:03:04,390 Rocky! 743 01:03:08,613 --> 01:03:12,362 Listen! I made you. . . 744 01:03:12,618 --> 01:03:16,318 . . .and I can break you just as easily. 745 01:03:19,124 --> 01:03:22,291 Master, dinner is prepared! 746 01:03:25,131 --> 01:03:26,506 Excellent. 747 01:03:27,675 --> 01:03:32,384 Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional. 748 01:03:35,140 --> 01:03:39,684 Food has always played a vital role in life's rituals: 749 01:03:39,937 --> 01:03:44,516 The breaking of bread, the last meal of the condemned man. . . 750 01:03:44,775 --> 01:03:48,145 . . .and now this meal. 751 01:03:48,696 --> 01:03:51,614 However informal it might appear... 752 01:03:51,866 --> 01:03:56,195 ... you can be sure there was to be very little bonhomie. 753 01:05:12,824 --> 01:05:13,855 A toast. 754 01:05:15,744 --> 01:05:17,950 To absent friends. 755 01:05:18,455 --> 01:05:20,448 To absent friends. 756 01:05:24,044 --> 01:05:26,713 And Rocky. 757 01:05:35,764 --> 01:05:37,508 Happy birthday to you 758 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,676 Happy birthday to you 759 01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:41,928 Happy birthday, dear Rocky 760 01:05:42,187 --> 01:05:44,097 -Happy birthday-- -Shall we? 761 01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:05,704 We came here to discuss Eddie. 762 01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:07,338 Eddie! 763 01:06:11,634 --> 01:06:13,342 It's a rather tender subject. 764 01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:16,130 Another slice, anyone? 765 01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:24,062 Excuse me. 766 01:06:35,951 --> 01:06:39,616 I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I imagined. 767 01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:41,496 Aliens! 768 01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:42,697 Dr. Scott! 769 01:06:43,459 --> 01:06:45,119 Go on, Dr. Scott. 770 01:06:46,379 --> 01:06:49,664 Or should I say Dr. Von Scott? 771 01:06:50,549 --> 01:06:53,040 Just what exactly are you implying? 772 01:06:53,302 --> 01:06:54,500 It's all right! 773 01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:56,464 That's all right, Brad. 774 01:06:59,934 --> 01:07:02,389 From the day he was born 775 01:07:05,190 --> 01:07:08,059 He was trouble 776 01:07:10,027 --> 01:07:12,863 He was the thorn 777 01:07:14,407 --> 01:07:17,858 In his mother's side 778 01:07:19,829 --> 01:07:23,080 She tried in vain 779 01:07:26,044 --> 01:07:30,373 But he never caused her Nothing but shame 780 01:07:31,299 --> 01:07:34,669 He left home... 781 01:07:34,928 --> 01:07:38,131 ... the day she died 782 01:07:38,390 --> 01:07:40,596 From the day she was gone 783 01:07:41,643 --> 01:07:43,720 All he wanted 784 01:07:44,605 --> 01:07:46,846 Was rock 'n ' roll porn 785 01:07:47,482 --> 01:07:49,974 Und a motorbike 786 01:07:50,611 --> 01:07:53,102 Shooting up junk 787 01:07:54,156 --> 01:07:57,323 He was a low-down, cheap little punk 788 01:07:57,576 --> 01:08:02,701 Taking everyone for a ride 789 01:08:03,624 --> 01:08:06,293 When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy 790 01:08:06,543 --> 01:08:08,999 You knew he was a no-good kid 791 01:08:09,255 --> 01:08:12,090 But when he threatened your life With a switchblade knife 792 01:08:12,342 --> 01:08:13,753 -What a guy -Makes you cry 793 01:08:13,968 --> 01:08:15,426 Und I did 794 01:08:15,928 --> 01:08:18,799 Everybody shoved him 795 01:08:19,056 --> 01:08:22,093 I very nearly loved him 796 01:08:22,352 --> 01:08:25,021 I said, hey, listen to me 797 01:08:25,271 --> 01:08:28,189 Stay sane inside insanity 798 01:08:28,441 --> 01:08:33,567 But he locked the door And threw away the key 799 01:08:33,821 --> 01:08:35,695 But he must've been drawn 800 01:08:37,409 --> 01:08:39,033 Into something 801 01:08:40,328 --> 01:08:42,452 Making him warn me 802 01:08:42,706 --> 01:08:44,365 In a note which reads: 803 01:08:44,582 --> 01:08:46,077 What's it say? What's it say? 804 01:08:46,334 --> 01:08:47,710 "I'm out of my head 805 01:08:49,588 --> 01:08:52,340 Oh, hurry, or I may be dead 806 01:08:52,924 --> 01:08:58,050 They mustn 't carry out Their evil deeds" 807 01:08:59,306 --> 01:09:02,142 When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy 808 01:09:02,351 --> 01:09:04,142 You knew he was a no-good kid 809 01:09:04,811 --> 01:09:07,517 When he threatened your life With a switchblade knife 810 01:09:07,857 --> 01:09:09,434 -What a guy -Makes you cry 811 01:09:09,692 --> 01:09:11,103 Und I did 812 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:13,815 When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy 813 01:09:14,029 --> 01:09:16,437 You knew he was a no-good kid 814 01:09:16,699 --> 01:09:19,949 But when he threatened your life With a switchblade knife 815 01:09:21,246 --> 01:09:25,622 -What a guy -Woe, woe, woe 816 01:09:25,875 --> 01:09:30,502 -Makes you cry -Hey, hey, hey 817 01:09:30,755 --> 01:09:34,206 Und I did 818 01:09:34,467 --> 01:09:38,251 Hey 819 01:09:39,890 --> 01:09:40,921 Oh. 820 01:09:52,485 --> 01:09:53,896 Oh, Rocky! 821 01:09:56,073 --> 01:09:58,231 How could you?! 822 01:10:06,208 --> 01:10:08,035 This way! This way! 823 01:10:10,962 --> 01:10:12,291 Shut up! 824 01:10:13,841 --> 01:10:17,008 I'll tell you once I won 't tell you twice 825 01:10:17,261 --> 01:10:20,795 You'd better wise up Janet Weiss 826 01:10:21,056 --> 01:10:24,425 Your apple pie Don 't taste too nice 827 01:10:24,685 --> 01:10:28,019 You'd better wise up Janet Weiss 828 01:10:34,821 --> 01:10:38,320 I've laid the seed It should be all you need 829 01:10:38,575 --> 01:10:40,483 You're as sensual as a pencil 830 01:10:40,743 --> 01:10:42,368 Wound up like an E or first string 831 01:10:42,620 --> 01:10:45,158 When we made it Did ya hear a bell ring? 832 01:10:45,874 --> 01:10:48,957 You got a block Well, take my advice 833 01:10:49,210 --> 01:10:53,290 You'd better wise up Janet Weiss 834 01:10:53,715 --> 01:10:57,215 The transducer Will seduce ya 835 01:10:59,220 --> 01:11:02,091 My feet! I can't move my feet! 836 01:11:02,349 --> 01:11:05,433 My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels. 837 01:11:06,937 --> 01:11:09,143 It's as if we were glued to the spot. 838 01:11:09,606 --> 01:11:11,231 You are. 839 01:11:11,650 --> 01:11:15,019 So quake with fear, you tiny fools. 840 01:11:16,530 --> 01:11:17,858 We're trapped. 841 01:11:18,532 --> 01:11:22,482 It's something you'll get used to A mental mind fuck can be nice 842 01:11:22,703 --> 01:11:23,533 No! 843 01:11:23,787 --> 01:11:26,990 You won't find Earth people the easy mark you imagine. 844 01:11:27,249 --> 01:11:29,206 This sonic transducer. . . 845 01:11:29,460 --> 01:11:33,873 . . .it is some kind of audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device? 846 01:11:34,131 --> 01:11:35,674 -You mean. . .? -Yes, Brad. 847 01:11:35,925 --> 01:11:39,376 It's something we ourselves have been working on for a while. 848 01:11:39,637 --> 01:11:43,469 But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. 849 01:11:43,725 --> 01:11:47,010 A device capable of breaking down solid matter. . . 850 01:11:47,269 --> 01:11:50,639 . . .and then projecting it through space, and who knows. . . 851 01:11:50,898 --> 01:11:54,434 . . .perhaps even time itself! 852 01:11:54,694 --> 01:11:57,101 He's gonna send us to another planet? 853 01:11:57,321 --> 01:12:00,488 Planet schmanet, Janet. 854 01:12:01,117 --> 01:12:04,119 You'd better wise up Janet Weiss 855 01:12:04,371 --> 01:12:08,368 You'd better wise up Build your thighs up 856 01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:10,077 You'd better wise up 857 01:12:10,335 --> 01:12:12,458 And then she cried out: 858 01:12:12,713 --> 01:12:14,456 Stop! 859 01:12:18,635 --> 01:12:23,761 Don 't get hot and flustered 860 01:12:24,517 --> 01:12:28,810 Use a bit of mustard 861 01:12:29,021 --> 01:12:31,726 You're a hot dog 862 01:12:31,982 --> 01:12:34,687 But you'd better not... 863 01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:37,988 ... try to hurt her 864 01:12:38,489 --> 01:12:39,604 Frank Furter 865 01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:43,405 You're a hot dog 866 01:12:43,619 --> 01:12:46,454 But you'd better not... 867 01:12:46,705 --> 01:12:49,660 ... try to hurt her 868 01:12:50,042 --> 01:12:51,501 Frank Furter 869 01:12:52,670 --> 01:12:54,828 You're a hot dog 870 01:12:57,258 --> 01:13:01,173 My God! I can't stand any more of this. 871 01:13:01,429 --> 01:13:06,340 First, you spurn me for Eddie, then you toss him like an old coat for Rocky. 872 01:13:06,934 --> 01:13:10,304 You chew people up and then you spit them out again. 873 01:13:11,106 --> 01:13:12,434 I loved you. 874 01:13:13,065 --> 01:13:14,892 Do you hear me? I loved you. 875 01:13:15,109 --> 01:13:18,645 And what did it get me? I'll tell you, a big nothing. 876 01:13:18,905 --> 01:13:23,068 You're like a sponge. You drain others of their love and emotion. 877 01:13:23,326 --> 01:13:24,904 Well, I've had enough! 878 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:29,248 Choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head. 879 01:13:40,010 --> 01:13:42,845 It's not easy, having a good time. 880 01:13:51,147 --> 01:13:54,313 Even smiling makes my face ache. 881 01:13:57,737 --> 01:14:00,572 And my children turn on me. 882 01:14:01,031 --> 01:14:04,317 Rocky's behaving just the way that Eddie did. 883 01:14:07,038 --> 01:14:08,319 Maybe I made a mistake. . . 884 01:14:08,581 --> 01:14:11,416 . . .splitting his brain between the two of them. 885 01:14:11,667 --> 01:14:13,956 I grow weary of this world! 886 01:14:14,212 --> 01:14:17,462 When shall we return to Transylvania?! 887 01:14:18,592 --> 01:14:20,169 Magenta. . . 888 01:14:20,801 --> 01:14:24,467 . . .I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother, Riff Raff. 889 01:14:24,723 --> 01:14:27,261 You have both served me well. 890 01:14:27,476 --> 01:14:31,555 Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded. 891 01:14:31,813 --> 01:14:36,440 You'll discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous. 892 01:14:36,652 --> 01:14:39,771 I ask for nothing, master. 893 01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:44,360 And you shall receive it in abundance! 894 01:14:46,412 --> 01:14:49,780 Come. We are ready for the floorshow. 895 01:15:17,944 --> 01:15:23,021 And so, by some extraordinary coincidence... 896 01:15:23,241 --> 01:15:26,159 . . .fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet. . . 897 01:15:26,411 --> 01:15:30,278 . . .should keep that appointment with their friend Dr. Everett Scott. 898 01:15:30,540 --> 01:15:32,449 But it was to be in a situation. . . 899 01:15:32,709 --> 01:15:35,876 . . .which none of them could have possibly foreseen. 900 01:15:36,088 --> 01:15:40,548 And just a few hours after announcing their engagement. . . 901 01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:44,419 . . .Brad and Janet had both tasted. . . 902 01:15:45,347 --> 01:15:47,339 . . .forbidden fruit. 903 01:15:48,850 --> 01:15:50,510 This in itself was proof. . . 904 01:15:50,769 --> 01:15:54,138 . . .that their host was a man of little morals. . . 905 01:15:54,398 --> 01:15:57,351 . . .and some persuasion. 906 01:15:58,068 --> 01:16:02,777 What further indignities were they to be subjected to? 907 01:16:03,073 --> 01:16:07,984 And what of the floorshow that had been spoken of? 908 01:16:08,620 --> 01:16:11,372 In an empty house. . . 909 01:16:11,624 --> 01:16:14,578 . . .in the middle of the night? 910 01:16:14,836 --> 01:16:17,587 What diabolical plan. . . 911 01:16:17,838 --> 01:16:21,967 . . .had seized Frank's crazed imagination? 912 01:16:23,887 --> 01:16:25,925 What indeed? 913 01:16:26,555 --> 01:16:30,138 From what had gone before, it was clear. . . 914 01:16:30,393 --> 01:16:33,893 . . .that this was to be no picnic. 915 01:17:02,426 --> 01:17:06,210 It was great when it all began 916 01:17:06,471 --> 01:17:11,181 I was a regular Frankie fan 917 01:17:11,393 --> 01:17:14,844 But it was over when he had the plan 918 01:17:15,105 --> 01:17:19,317 To start working on a muscleman 919 01:17:19,527 --> 01:17:23,275 Now the only thing that gives me hope 920 01:17:23,488 --> 01:17:28,068 Is my love of a certain dope 921 01:17:28,327 --> 01:17:30,901 Rose tints my world 922 01:17:31,164 --> 01:17:34,995 Keeps me safe From my trouble and pain 923 01:17:36,502 --> 01:17:40,417 I'm just seven hours old 924 01:17:40,673 --> 01:17:43,674 Truly beautiful to behold 925 01:17:45,178 --> 01:17:48,512 And somebody should be told 926 01:17:48,807 --> 01:17:52,721 My libido hasn 't been controlled 927 01:17:53,269 --> 01:17:57,054 Now the only thing I've come to trust 928 01:17:57,440 --> 01:18:01,652 Is an orgasmic rush of lust 929 01:18:01,944 --> 01:18:03,522 Rose tints my world 930 01:18:03,780 --> 01:18:08,110 And keeps me safe From my trouble and pain 931 01:18:10,579 --> 01:18:14,411 It's beyond me 932 01:18:14,666 --> 01:18:18,795 Help me, Mommy 933 01:18:19,088 --> 01:18:22,752 I'll be good, you'll see 934 01:18:23,008 --> 01:18:26,460 Take this dream away 935 01:18:27,263 --> 01:18:29,719 What's this 936 01:18:29,974 --> 01:18:31,883 Let's see 937 01:18:32,142 --> 01:18:35,642 I feel sexy 938 01:18:37,064 --> 01:18:39,816 What's come over me 939 01:18:40,235 --> 01:18:43,021 Here it comes again 940 01:18:46,282 --> 01:18:50,066 I feel released 941 01:18:50,327 --> 01:18:53,578 Bad times deceased 942 01:18:53,790 --> 01:18:57,040 My confidence has increased 943 01:18:58,378 --> 01:19:01,497 Reality is here 944 01:19:01,714 --> 01:19:05,926 The game has been disbanded 945 01:19:06,178 --> 01:19:09,628 My mind has been expanded 946 01:19:09,847 --> 01:19:13,051 It's a gas that Frankie's landed 947 01:19:14,227 --> 01:19:18,805 His lust is so sincere 948 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:56,470 Whatever happened... 949 01:19:56,730 --> 01:19:59,267 ... to Fay Wray 950 01:19:59,774 --> 01:20:01,601 That delicate... 951 01:20:01,859 --> 01:20:06,403 ...satin-draped frame 952 01:20:07,573 --> 01:20:11,785 As it clung to her thigh 953 01:20:12,078 --> 01:20:17,203 How I started to cry 954 01:20:18,626 --> 01:20:21,628 'Cause I wanted to be dressed 955 01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:26,174 Just the same 956 01:20:27,427 --> 01:20:29,634 Give yourself over 957 01:20:29,888 --> 01:20:33,933 To absolute pleasure 958 01:20:34,185 --> 01:20:37,268 Swim the warm waters 959 01:20:37,521 --> 01:20:41,222 Of sins of the flesh 960 01:20:41,483 --> 01:20:44,319 Erotic nightmares 961 01:20:44,529 --> 01:20:48,312 Beyond any measure 962 01:20:48,574 --> 01:20:51,860 And sensual daydreams 963 01:20:52,119 --> 01:20:56,662 To treasure forever 964 01:20:56,915 --> 01:21:02,041 Can 't you just see it 965 01:21:15,476 --> 01:21:18,513 Don 't dream it 966 01:21:19,856 --> 01:21:22,692 Be it 967 01:21:22,901 --> 01:21:26,649 Don 't dream it 968 01:21:27,572 --> 01:21:30,408 Be it 969 01:21:30,659 --> 01:21:33,743 Don 't dream it 970 01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:36,954 Be it 971 01:21:45,590 --> 01:21:50,087 Don 't dream it 972 01:21:50,346 --> 01:21:52,883 Be it 973 01:22:23,963 --> 01:22:26,289 We've got to get. . . 974 01:22:26,591 --> 01:22:28,383 . . .out of this trap. . . 975 01:22:29,636 --> 01:22:33,384 . . .before this decadence. . . 976 01:22:34,098 --> 01:22:36,471 . . .saps our wills. 977 01:22:37,727 --> 01:22:40,053 I've got to be strong. . . 978 01:22:40,481 --> 01:22:42,971 . . .und try to hang on. 979 01:22:44,609 --> 01:22:46,567 Or else my mind. . . 980 01:22:47,863 --> 01:22:50,271 . . .may well snap. 981 01:22:51,074 --> 01:22:55,286 Und my life will be lived. . . 982 01:22:56,914 --> 01:23:01,789 ...for the thrill 983 01:23:05,965 --> 01:23:09,583 It's beyond me 984 01:23:09,844 --> 01:23:13,010 Help me, Mommy 985 01:23:13,389 --> 01:23:15,298 God bless... 986 01:23:15,558 --> 01:23:19,721 ...Lily St. Cyr 987 01:23:22,022 --> 01:23:24,146 My, my, my, my 988 01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:26,689 My, my, my, my 989 01:23:26,945 --> 01:23:28,902 I'm a wild and untamed thing 990 01:23:29,155 --> 01:23:31,194 I'm a bee with a deadly sting 991 01:23:31,449 --> 01:23:33,691 Get a hit and your mind goes "ping" 992 01:23:33,952 --> 01:23:36,158 Your heart'll thump And your blood will sing 993 01:23:36,413 --> 01:23:38,655 Let the party and the sounds rock on 994 01:23:38,873 --> 01:23:41,447 We're gonna shake it Till the life has gone 995 01:23:41,709 --> 01:23:46,123 Rose tints my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain 996 01:23:48,758 --> 01:23:50,798 We're a wild and an untamed thing 997 01:23:51,052 --> 01:23:53,045 We're a bee with a deadly sting 998 01:23:53,305 --> 01:23:55,677 Get a hit and your mind goes "ping" 999 01:23:55,933 --> 01:23:57,890 Your heart'll thump And your blood will sing 1000 01:23:58,143 --> 01:24:00,385 So let the party And the sounds rock on 1001 01:24:00,645 --> 01:24:03,350 We're gonna shake it Till the life has gone 1002 01:24:03,607 --> 01:24:08,482 Rose tints my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain 1003 01:24:18,956 --> 01:24:20,865 We're a wild and an untamed thing 1004 01:24:21,125 --> 01:24:23,663 We're a bee with a deadly sting 1005 01:24:23,920 --> 01:24:25,996 Get a hit and your mind goes "ping" 1006 01:24:26,256 --> 01:24:27,832 Your heart'll thump And your blood will sing 1007 01:24:28,340 --> 01:24:30,499 So let the party And the sounds rock on 1008 01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:33,168 We're gonna shake it Till the life has gone 1009 01:24:33,429 --> 01:24:38,305 Rose tints my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain 1010 01:24:42,146 --> 01:24:44,899 Frank N. Furter 1011 01:24:45,150 --> 01:24:47,984 It's all over 1012 01:24:48,403 --> 01:24:51,487 Your mission is a failure 1013 01:24:51,740 --> 01:24:55,191 Your lifestyle's too extreme 1014 01:24:55,452 --> 01:24:58,737 I'm your new commander 1015 01:24:58,955 --> 01:25:01,411 You now are my prisoner 1016 01:25:01,666 --> 01:25:05,000 We return to Transylvania 1017 01:25:05,712 --> 01:25:10,837 Prepare the transit beam 1018 01:25:12,803 --> 01:25:14,132 Wait! 1019 01:25:17,557 --> 01:25:19,349 I can explain. 1020 01:25:48,965 --> 01:25:53,093 On the day I went away 1021 01:25:53,345 --> 01:25:57,259 Goodbye 1022 01:25:57,515 --> 01:26:00,433 Was all I had to say 1023 01:26:01,061 --> 01:26:03,978 Now I 1024 01:26:05,189 --> 01:26:08,606 I want to come again and stay 1025 01:26:08,860 --> 01:26:11,648 Oh, my, my 1026 01:26:11,905 --> 01:26:17,030 Smile and that will mean I may 1027 01:26:22,749 --> 01:26:24,030 'Cause I've seen 1028 01:26:27,463 --> 01:26:32,587 Blue skies through the tears 1029 01:26:33,719 --> 01:26:34,750 In my eyes 1030 01:26:38,057 --> 01:26:40,382 And I realize 1031 01:26:43,145 --> 01:26:46,016 I'm going home 1032 01:26:50,195 --> 01:26:53,729 I'm going home 1033 01:27:00,914 --> 01:27:04,579 Everywhere it's been the same 1034 01:27:05,376 --> 01:27:09,077 Feeling 1035 01:27:09,339 --> 01:27:12,754 Like I'm outside in the rain 1036 01:27:13,009 --> 01:27:16,046 Wheeling 1037 01:27:16,304 --> 01:27:20,053 Free to try and find a game 1038 01:27:20,308 --> 01:27:23,060 Dealing 1039 01:27:23,311 --> 01:27:25,885 Cards for sorrow 1040 01:27:26,148 --> 01:27:31,272 Cards for pain 1041 01:27:33,614 --> 01:27:35,653 'Cause I've seen 1042 01:27:38,202 --> 01:27:40,527 Blue skies 1043 01:27:40,787 --> 01:27:43,991 Through the tears 1044 01:27:44,250 --> 01:27:46,492 In my eyes 1045 01:27:48,671 --> 01:27:51,078 And I realize 1046 01:27:53,676 --> 01:27:56,048 That I'm going home 1047 01:28:00,474 --> 01:28:05,267 I'm going home 1048 01:28:08,066 --> 01:28:11,517 I'm going home 1049 01:28:16,408 --> 01:28:21,532 I'm going home 1050 01:28:45,771 --> 01:28:48,855 How sentimental. 1051 01:29:00,369 --> 01:29:02,576 And also presumptuous of you. 1052 01:29:04,582 --> 01:29:07,618 You see, when I said "we" . . . 1053 01:29:07,876 --> 01:29:10,450 . . .were to return to Transylvania. . . 1054 01:29:10,713 --> 01:29:13,085 . . .I referred only to Magenta and myself. 1055 01:29:14,092 --> 01:29:17,425 I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading. . . 1056 01:29:17,636 --> 01:29:18,716 . . .but you see. . . 1057 01:29:18,971 --> 01:29:21,807 . . .you are to remain here. 1058 01:29:22,225 --> 01:29:24,716 In spirit anyway. 1059 01:29:26,354 --> 01:29:28,062 Good heavens, that's a laser. 1060 01:29:28,272 --> 01:29:29,648 Yes, Dr. Scott. 1061 01:29:30,442 --> 01:29:34,310 A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter. 1062 01:29:35,405 --> 01:29:37,148 You're going to kill him? 1063 01:29:37,741 --> 01:29:40,777 -What's his crime? -You saw what became of Eddie. 1064 01:29:41,036 --> 01:29:43,243 Society must be protected. 1065 01:29:43,580 --> 01:29:45,786 Exactly, Dr. Scott. 1066 01:29:45,999 --> 01:29:48,917 Now, Frank N. Furter, your time has come 1067 01:29:49,628 --> 01:29:53,080 Say goodbye to all of this. . . 1068 01:29:54,424 --> 01:29:58,374 . . .and hello to oblivion. 1069 01:30:15,696 --> 01:30:16,859 No. 1070 01:30:17,365 --> 01:30:18,396 No. 1071 01:30:18,616 --> 01:30:20,194 No! 1072 01:31:50,293 --> 01:31:51,752 Good God! 1073 01:31:53,004 --> 01:31:54,249 You killed them. 1074 01:31:54,506 --> 01:31:59,252 But I thought you liked them. They liked you. 1075 01:31:59,886 --> 01:32:02,377 They didn't like me! 1076 01:32:03,306 --> 01:32:05,714 They never liked me! 1077 01:32:06,018 --> 01:32:07,809 You did right. 1078 01:32:21,992 --> 01:32:25,112 A decision had to be made. 1079 01:32:25,621 --> 01:32:27,828 You're okay by me. 1080 01:32:28,957 --> 01:32:30,950 Dr. Scott. . . 1081 01:32:31,877 --> 01:32:36,291 . . .I'm sorry about your nephew. 1082 01:32:36,549 --> 01:32:37,830 Eddie? 1083 01:32:38,342 --> 01:32:41,592 Yes, well, perhaps it was for the best. 1084 01:32:43,931 --> 01:32:48,059 You should leave now, Dr. Scott, while it is still possible. 1085 01:32:48,352 --> 01:32:51,022 We are about to beam the entire house. . . 1086 01:32:51,272 --> 01:32:54,024 . . .back to the planet of Transsexual. . . 1087 01:32:54,275 --> 01:32:57,442 . . .in the galaxy of Transylvania. 1088 01:32:58,988 --> 01:33:00,151 Go. 1089 01:33:01,366 --> 01:33:02,646 Now. 1090 01:33:15,381 --> 01:33:19,330 Our noble mission is almost completed. . . 1091 01:33:20,844 --> 01:33:23,086 . . .my most beautiful sister. 1092 01:33:23,889 --> 01:33:28,302 And soon we shall return to the moon-drenched shores. . . 1093 01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:30,802 . . .of our beloved planet. 1094 01:33:32,481 --> 01:33:36,858 Sweet Transsexual. 1095 01:33:37,945 --> 01:33:40,816 Land of night. 1096 01:33:41,741 --> 01:33:46,865 To sing and dance once more to your dark refrain. 1097 01:33:52,085 --> 01:33:53,959 To take that. . . 1098 01:33:55,796 --> 01:33:58,963 . . .step to the right. 1099 01:34:00,927 --> 01:34:03,762 But it's the pelvic thrust 1100 01:34:04,014 --> 01:34:07,299 That really drives you insane 1101 01:34:07,892 --> 01:34:10,847 And our world. . . 1102 01:34:11,104 --> 01:34:16,062 . . .will do the time warp again! 1103 01:34:35,962 --> 01:34:39,332 I've done a lot 1104 01:34:39,592 --> 01:34:43,803 God knows I've tried 1105 01:34:44,012 --> 01:34:47,595 To find the truth 1106 01:34:47,850 --> 01:34:52,144 I've even lied 1107 01:34:52,397 --> 01:34:55,895 But all I know 1108 01:34:56,150 --> 01:34:59,270 Is down inside 1109 01:34:59,529 --> 01:35:04,071 I'm bleeding 1110 01:35:08,079 --> 01:35:12,372 And superheroes 1111 01:35:12,583 --> 01:35:15,917 Come to feast 1112 01:35:16,170 --> 01:35:19,670 To taste the flesh 1113 01:35:19,925 --> 01:35:23,542 Not yet deceased 1114 01:35:23,803 --> 01:35:27,588 And all I know 1115 01:35:27,808 --> 01:35:30,762 Is still the beast 1116 01:35:31,020 --> 01:35:34,886 Is feeding 1117 01:36:26,243 --> 01:36:28,282 And crawling 1118 01:36:29,704 --> 01:36:32,242 On the planet's face 1119 01:36:33,083 --> 01:36:35,788 Some insects 1120 01:36:36,670 --> 01:36:39,540 Called the human race 1121 01:36:41,508 --> 01:36:43,916 Lost in time 1122 01:36:46,722 --> 01:36:49,343 And lost in space 1123 01:36:50,016 --> 01:36:52,056 And meaning 1124 01:36:53,270 --> 01:36:55,844 Meaning