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(old engine rattling)

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(hillbilly music)

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(horn honking)

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What the hell?

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All right, Mama we're here on time.

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It's all right. We're here on time, Mama.

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Here we are. Come on.

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It's all right, come on.

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(screaming and yelling)

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Leave her down. Leave her down.

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All right, Mama. She's all right.

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Al, Junior, get the trunk of
the their. It's okay, Mama.

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(laughing)

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Isn't it great?

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Great? Do chickens have lips?

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I don't know. Do they?

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Oh, Sally.

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I was afraid Max was gonna make me late.

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He didn't want to take a bath.

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Hey, Max. Oh, you good baby.

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Oh, yeah.
(goat bleats)

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Don't worry about her, Mama.

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You sure you got everything now?

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[Mama] Take good care
of yourselves, dear.

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Oh, forget about taking
good care of yourself.

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Just have a good time.

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You know I will.

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I know Sally will.

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Where's all my stuff?

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- It's in there.
- Okay.

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Everything's taken care of.

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(laughing)

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Denise, would you
keep an eye on my wife?

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While I hand her over to

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the streets and alleys
in sunny California?

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[Denise] You look so sad, Daddy.

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Your mother gone to
Heaven, and you to go so far.

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It's not a thing to make me happy.

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I'm sorry, Daddy but I gotta do this.

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I know.

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I'll call you once a week.

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Oh, that kind of spending
is a sin. Send me a letter.

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This is for you.

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What is it?

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(horn honking)

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Come on, Denise. Come on.

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I'm gonna meet every star in Hollywood.

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I just want to get a
false teaching contract.

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California's gonna be a snap, girls.

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Like this, T.

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(funky music)

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[Manager] Now you girls
will like it here just fine.

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We're only five blocks from the school.

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And will you just look at
the size of this patio?

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[Denise] Great, I can
do my exercises out here.

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[Manager] Why you bet you can.

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I want you to notice that patio floor,

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that is real AstroTurf.

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[Conklin] Will it grow corn?

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Note that we have spared

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no expenses where the furnishing goes.

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Oh my God, we've got the best vinyl

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and naugahyde that money can buy.

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I might add that my wife,

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she makes real nice plastic
floral arrangements.

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All the apartments have got a couple.

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I want to meet that tenant.

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I bet he's an actor.

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No. No, he's a teacher like you.

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Oh, boo.

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And when I say that this
Summer session is a test period,

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I refer not only to your performance,

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but to the performance of our planning.

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As Sam, our winning coach and
department head would say,

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is our team well balanced?

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Oh, Mr. Agwin.

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Go right ahead, Adams. I'm early.

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Nonsense, you're just in time

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to meet our Midwestern additions.

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Miss Conklin is our PE department,

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Miss Carter in applied chemistry,

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and Miss Hanson in our art department.

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Ladies, Mr. Agwin, Chairman
of our school board,

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President of The National
Committee of Insurance Agents,

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Chairman of the-

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Please, Adams. Just go
ahead with your meeting.

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Just ignore me.

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Of course.

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Now ladies, one more word of caution.

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This is not Iowa.

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California students mature
early, much too early.

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Let them know you are authority,
and it need be feared.

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(coach clapping)

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Trial here. That is, of
course, except Mr. Agwin.

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[Conklin] Could we
please have the music off?

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Why can't we have music?
Builds coordination.

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Only if you move with it.

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Otherwise, it builds fat behinds.

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So, okay. We'll move.

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You bet you will.

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Okay, can I have all you girls

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line up over here behind the tires?

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(girls laughing)

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Those tires are for the guys.

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They're for coordination.

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And like music, they're for everybody.

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Now, hand me that radio.

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Okay now girls, I want
you to step in and out

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of these tires every time you
hear a beat of this music.

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(girls laughing)

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Now I don't care how you do it.

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Just make sure that you move a foot

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every time you hear a beat.

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This is silly.

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Oh yeah? Try it.

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(girls laughing)

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Any of you think you can
do better, you're up.

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Who me?

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Jump to it, who me.

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(girls laughing)

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Now I see why they sent for me.

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Oh yeah. Can you do it?

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Hold this.

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(girls applauding)

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Okay. Now what do you girls
got in mind for a Summer sport?

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Baseball.

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And ruin my nails?
Girl, you must be crazy.

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[Girl] Tennis?

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No, I had that last year.

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How about football?

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- Football?
- Football.

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Well, right,

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California is the only state

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where women play competition football.

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- Competition?
- Competition?

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Sure, competition.

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It's a new time. It's a new age.

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Do you know that some of
the biggest scholarships

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are athletic scholarships?

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And why shouldn't you be able
to compete for them, huh?

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Competition football
means flashy uniforms.

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It means games, audiences,
glamor, and men.

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- Men.
- Men.

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(girls laughing)

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So what do you say?

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You want a piece of the action?

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Or you just want to sit
around and get asses, behinds.

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Why not? It might be fun.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Then football it is.

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Class, class. Good morning.

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I'm Miss Carter, your
new chemistry teacher

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for the Summer session.

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Okay, the basic chemicals
that we'll be using today

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you'll find in front of you.

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I'll deal with the dangerous chemicals.

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You're late, young man.

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[Jeremy] Yeah.

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You'll need a note from the office.

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Can't do.

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(students laughing)

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Well then, take a seat and
I'll see you after class.

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Yeah, sure.

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Preferably one that is unoccupied.

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Sure.

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This is empty.

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Your continued obstinate display

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I find lacking in amusing attributes.

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(students laughing)

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Hey, you gotta talk
so's I can understand.

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You can't use fancy
words on us dumb juvies.

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(students laughing)

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Excuse me.

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I thought you Bohemians
were big on intellect.

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You mean you're up
here from Czechoslovakia?

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Iowa.

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Well, that explains the problem.

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(students laughing)

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All right, class.

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Gotta help the poor little
farm girl from Iowa.

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All right, Ma'am. It's
all yours. Go ahead.

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We'll be cool. Go ahead.

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Come on.

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The Nikon is used by professionals

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because of its flexibility and accuracy.

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Actually a Nikon can take a lot of abuse.

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What kind of lens do you
think was used on that?

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It must've been a macro 'cause look

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you can really see the (stammers) sorry.

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Oh no, that's okay.

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This is a very common form of art today.

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Art?

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Yes. What would you call it?

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[Student] Some people call it obscene.

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Yeah, like the Supreme Court.

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Wait a minute.

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If I laid this add
on it, is that obscene?

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No, but if you laid this add on it,

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then it makes it X-rated.

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Oh, come on you guys.

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If you think this is obscene,
then you're not as mature

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as your principal gives you credit for.

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A woman's lips, her eyes,
her body. Is that obscene?

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- Well, no.
- No.

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No, it's all the way you look at it.

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A subject can be cute or funny.

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Everyone sees things differently.

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All right, your assignment.

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I want you all to go out and photograph

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what you think is obscene.

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Now, I'm not gonna grade
you on your opinions,

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just the quality of the photographs.

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All right?

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All right, sure.

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Okay, class dismissed. Go shoot.

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Hey, far out, lady.
That is really incredible.

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You don't have to wrap edge.

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You just flaunt your pretty
little bod, and get all

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the right reactions from
those little puppy dogs.

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That's incredible.

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How about dinner tomorrow night?

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00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,730
Point number one, I
do not flaunt my body.

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Point number two, my
students are people not dogs.

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Point number three, I think
you're a male chauvinist pig.

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And point number four,
I do not date teachers.

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What'd you have in mind for dates,

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Big Hollywood movie
stars, rock and rollers?

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Well, of course. That's
why I came to California.

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Well, shit. So long, hot stuff.

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[Denise] I told you to stay.

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Okay, lady.

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What's your game?

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My name is Miss Carter. Sit down.

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Sit down!

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All right, Jeremy.

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From the minute you walked in here,

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you have tried to make
things difficult for me.

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Why?

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00:12:05,823 --> 00:12:07,890
Well, Miss Carter, let's just say I have

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what the shrinks call a
negative response to authority.

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My attitudes are defense
mechanisms against people,

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because I can't stand rejection.

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I heard you rich youngsters

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got your first analysis
for a birthday present.

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Listen, lady. You're wrong again.

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I just spent 16 months
in a juvie farm camp

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for some kind of theft bullshit.

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They gave us therapy for free.

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So I don't need any out of touch do-gooder

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on my case trying to play Social Worker.

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If you're lucky, I might
make your job easy.

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(slap lands)
Okay.

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You show promise.

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[Announcer] Today's
special, for one hour only,

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real chicken eggs, 69 cents a dozen.

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00:13:03,928 --> 00:13:06,428
I'm so sorry. I'm so clumsy.

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Aren't you, aren't you?

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00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,557
Yes, I was. I believe I still am.

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00:13:17,639 --> 00:13:20,189
You're a very bright bird
to pick me off like that.

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You see I'm incognito. I really
don't want anyone to know.

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Oh, course. I know exactly
what incognito means.

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And don't you worry, I won't be the word.

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Not one word, Mr. Lacey.

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Look, see.

265
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,790
How short our memories are now.

266
00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:35,367
Not a word, okay ducks. Not a word.

267
00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:37,768
Yes. What a wonderful accent you have.

268
00:13:37,768 --> 00:13:39,000
What part of England are you from?

269
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,903
Chicago.

270
00:13:42,982 --> 00:13:47,982
Well.

271
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,080
You're forgetting your goodies.

272
00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:54,751
Thank you.

273
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,660
[John] Charming.

274
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,344
[Announcer] Simon Wrightwood
finger splitting peas,

275
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,117
purple from the sun,
bargain price today only.

276
00:14:07,117 --> 00:14:10,284
(light hearted music)

277
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,731
(shushing)

278
00:14:23,227 --> 00:14:27,110
Plump, young, tender, juicy
chicken breasts and thighs.

279
00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:28,243
49 cents a pound.

280
00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:34,580
Succulent honeydew dripping
fresh from the vine,

281
00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:36,323
and only 35 cents a pound.

282
00:14:37,489 --> 00:14:41,572
(light hearted music continues)

283
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,930
For you lovers of fresh meat,

284
00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:50,417
brown rump roast to
sizzle on your platter.

285
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:54,417
(light hearted music continues)

286
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:04,460
Bonus bananas, extra
large and ready to eat.

287
00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:06,750
A bargain by the bunch
in our fruit department.

288
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,671
And for you all smart shoppers,

289
00:15:08,671 --> 00:15:11,087
extra extra long plump franks.

290
00:15:11,087 --> 00:15:12,573
Strictly kosher with fresh buns to fill.

291
00:15:12,573 --> 00:15:15,343
You are so sensual.

292
00:15:15,343 --> 00:15:19,020
So purely sexual, get rid of these.

293
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,773
So earthen, so exotic.

294
00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:22,773
Oh, Mr. Lacey-

295
00:15:22,773 --> 00:15:24,560
Please, please come and see me again.

296
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,878
Tomorrow night, my apartment for dinner.

297
00:15:26,878 --> 00:15:27,730
I (stammers)

298
00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:31,730
My darling, you and I will
make beautiful salad together.

299
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,774
Here my card, my card.

300
00:15:33,774 --> 00:15:35,690
- Okay.
- I love you.

301
00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:36,523
Call me.

302
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,793
Divine entree.

303
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,243
Thing big, my sweet.

304
00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:46,043
Stupid, it's absolutely stupid.

305
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,690
Stupid I don't know from, but last year

306
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:52,540
the girls left my class
to take auto mechanics.

307
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:55,860
Last year it was grease,
this year it's scabs.

308
00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:57,790
I just don't know.

309
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,110
Ladies did real well in auto mechanics.

310
00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:01,660
I imagine they can handle football.

311
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,850
It's unfeminine, to say the least.

312
00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:05,480
Excuse me, Mr. Johns.

313
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:09,420
But realistically speaking
women, biologically,

314
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:12,020
well they're very well
suited to play the game.

315
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:15,160
Flexibility of hips, coordination, grace.

316
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,940
Women aren't tough enough.

317
00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,370
Just as many women came over
in the same covered wagons,

318
00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:21,410
and walked just as far as you men did.

319
00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:23,490
You never heard of women
fighting in the front lines.

320
00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:25,080
That's right, because
they're not that stupid

321
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,198
to stand on the frontline and
get their heads blown off.

322
00:16:27,198 --> 00:16:28,031
Bull.

323
00:16:28,031 --> 00:16:28,864
Pucky.

324
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:29,950
Pucky, see.

325
00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:32,453
Please, let's handle
this in a calmer manner.

326
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:37,470
Miss Conklin, what would be
the expense of such a venture?

327
00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:40,160
Expense? What about the
expense of my team's morale?

328
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,560
Don't be so dramatic.

329
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,600
Actually Mr. Adams,
only around 200 dollars.

330
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,650
We'd be more than happy to use

331
00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:47,550
the men's equipment from their department.

332
00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:49,600
The only thing we'd have to buy

333
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,350
is a little extra padding
that the men don't use.

334
00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:55,270
Mr. Adams, there really isn't
that much unused equipment.

335
00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:57,860
Athletic funds are not to
be squandered, you know.

336
00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:59,743
This is not a private
experimental school, Miss Conklin.

337
00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:01,910
This is a public school
paid for with public funds.

338
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,118
You gotta be realistic.

339
00:17:03,118 --> 00:17:04,118
Realistic?

340
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:08,110
Realistic, that's exactly what I'm being.

341
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:11,006
Mr. Adams, out of all the
schools I considered applying to,

342
00:17:11,006 --> 00:17:13,580
Regency was number one on my list.

343
00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:14,413
Why?

344
00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:16,350
Because you've got a reputation for being

345
00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:18,780
progressive, inventive, and adventuresome.

346
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:21,690
And realistically speaking,
I know you'd want to be

347
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:24,298
accredited with being
the number one innovator

348
00:17:24,298 --> 00:17:25,180
of women's football in
this district, right?

349
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:26,270
- Right.
- What?

350
00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:31,073
I mean, maybe we should give it a try.

351
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:35,080
Mr. John's could furnish you
with the necessary equipment.

352
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,030
Wonderful.

353
00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:38,110
The league's qualifying game
is at the end of August.

354
00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:40,340
- If your team wins.
- Wins?

355
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:42,235
I'll consider added women's football

356
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,290
to our school's activities.

357
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,610
The game is nine weeks away.

358
00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:47,850
I mean, we could qualify. But win?

359
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:48,923
Yes, win.

360
00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:53,300
Somehow, Mr. Conklin, I
think you'll handle it.

361
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,283
Meeting dismissed.

362
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,073
Well.

363
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,000
How do I look?

364
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,550
You look like a red hot
reject from one of my classes.

365
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,670
She looks great.

366
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:16,589
Where are you going, looking like that?

367
00:18:16,589 --> 00:18:17,422
Fluky's

368
00:18:17,422 --> 00:18:18,255
What is that?

369
00:18:18,255 --> 00:18:19,460
It's the local hangout.

370
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,120
It's been brought to my attention

371
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,300
that I don't understand my students.

372
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,840
So I'm going to Fluky's to try.

373
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,040
The outfit's my idea.

374
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,013
Oh, that figures.

375
00:18:30,106 --> 00:18:32,570
Come on, Denise.
Let's go. I'll drop you.

376
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,563
Okay, I guess I'll go
outside and suck up some smog.

377
00:18:37,373 --> 00:18:38,206
One, two.

378
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:43,250
One, two. One, two.

379
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:46,230
Hey. Hey, Cinderally you're
screwing up the TV reception.

380
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:48,340
You should be ashamed of yourself.

381
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:51,850
I mean look at that stomach,
and with a beer in your hand.

382
00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:54,630
Come on, jump with me.
TV's gonna ruin your shape.

383
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:55,690
What shape, huh?

384
00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:57,870
Exactly. And I bet you're only 50.

385
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,863
50? I'm 40.

386
00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:03,760
Oh, buddy. You need help.

387
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,268
I mean look at that paunch.

388
00:19:06,268 --> 00:19:08,277
What paunch? What are you talking about?

389
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,410
Men have heart attacks at 40.

390
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,970
I mean, inactivity has killed

391
00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:14,780
more men your age than any war ever did.

392
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:17,303
Listen. Save yourself.
Jump with me. Come on.

393
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:20,266
Come on.

394
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,203
That's it. Jump, man.

395
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,827
That's right, higher.

396
00:19:29,005 --> 00:19:31,338
(screaming)

397
00:19:32,553 --> 00:19:33,386
(groaning in pain)

398
00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:34,340
Don't move.

399
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,133
More damage is done after an
accident. Just don't move.

400
00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:52,643
Frank, fries, and malt.
Can you wait over there?

401
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:56,520
Hi. Can I help you?

402
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,213
Yeah, I'll have a Green River Fizzie.

403
00:19:59,213 --> 00:20:01,533
Green River Fizz.

404
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,330
Green River Fizzie? Hon, we
got Coke, orange, root beer.

405
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,163
Now what are you gonna have?

406
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,670
Oh, sure. Coke will be all right.

407
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:09,503
Coke.

408
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:11,660
That'll be 40 cents.

409
00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:15,741
You gonna want a glass?

410
00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:16,908
Yes, please.

411
00:20:23,164 --> 00:20:24,540
Here.

412
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:27,423
Wait for your change, now.

413
00:20:27,423 --> 00:20:28,283
Here you go.

414
00:20:33,548 --> 00:20:34,381
Thanks.

415
00:20:38,492 --> 00:20:41,660
That's a dynamite
jacket. Where'd you get it?

416
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:42,810
My roommate's closet.

417
00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:47,300
Hey, you really look
like someone at school.

418
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,541
Who?

419
00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,440
One of the new teachers

420
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:53,003
I am.

421
00:20:55,084 --> 00:20:56,084
All right.

422
00:21:41,098 --> 00:21:43,015
Hey there, old buddy.

423
00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:47,200
Kind of wondering if you're
gonna be with us or not.

424
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,220
Why should I be? I ate
the wrap for it last time.

425
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,320
I don't feel like eating
it for any penny ante shit.

426
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,880
Hey man, things have changed.

427
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:53,713
That's right.

428
00:21:55,624 --> 00:21:58,450
Since you've been gone, we've made some,

429
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:01,543
some pretty big deals and
some pretty big connections.

430
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,790
It still sounds like bullshit.

431
00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,215
- Hey.
- Hey.

432
00:22:06,215 --> 00:22:11,215
(groaning in pain)
(dramatic music)

433
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:17,928
Come on, man. Come on, come on.

434
00:22:17,928 --> 00:22:19,703
Come on, he's down.

435
00:22:19,703 --> 00:22:20,614
Let's go, let's go. Come on, man.

436
00:22:20,614 --> 00:22:22,108
Are you all right? Come on, man.

437
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:26,745
Let's go, let's go, let's
go. Come on, man. Come on.

438
00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:27,578
Jeremy.

439
00:22:31,496 --> 00:22:33,490
What the hell are you doing here?

440
00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:34,453
Having a Coke.

441
00:22:35,434 --> 00:22:37,816
Hey, this isn't a
time to get passionate.

442
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,466
This isn't a time to get smart.

443
00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:43,097
Let's get you out of
here and to a hospital.

444
00:22:43,097 --> 00:22:44,119
I'm all right.

445
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:45,177
Come on.

446
00:22:45,177 --> 00:22:48,088
(groaning in pain)

447
00:22:48,088 --> 00:22:49,289
I'm all right.

448
00:22:49,289 --> 00:22:51,539
No, you're hurt. Come on.

449
00:22:57,945 --> 00:22:58,778
Hey, punk.

450
00:22:58,778 --> 00:22:59,611
(glass breaking)

451
00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:00,444
You need a headlight.

452
00:23:00,444 --> 00:23:03,694
Come see me, I'll give you a good deal.

453
00:23:10,441 --> 00:23:14,343
Give me the keys. Give me the keys.

454
00:23:20,908 --> 00:23:22,608
Damn kids made me ruin my chili.

455
00:23:25,449 --> 00:23:27,782
(screaming)

456
00:23:32,455 --> 00:23:36,122
Only one way to cut
a piece of meat, neat.

457
00:23:36,985 --> 00:23:37,818
What you doing, Frida?

458
00:23:37,818 --> 00:23:38,651
I'm going to get me a glass.

459
00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:40,000
What?

460
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,083
I'm gonna get me a glass.

461
00:23:46,950 --> 00:23:49,163
I'm getting a glass.

462
00:23:50,025 --> 00:23:50,880
Is he at it again?

463
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,521
I think so.

464
00:23:52,521 --> 00:23:56,293
I saw a cute little girl go
in there a little while ago.

465
00:23:56,293 --> 00:23:58,310
This show stinks.

466
00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:00,070
It's about a couple of little old ladies.

467
00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:02,413
Ain't that awful.

468
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,956
I hope when I get old,
someone will put me away.

469
00:24:07,956 --> 00:24:11,140
Cut the dramatic crap,
and get me a glass.

470
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:13,260
Oh all right, I will.

471
00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:16,843
Darling.

472
00:24:19,203 --> 00:24:22,010
You put your feet on a seat, my sweet.

473
00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:24,253
And I will take your mind,

474
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:28,010
and blow it.

475
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:29,875
Here's your glass, Ethel.

476
00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:32,655
That's not mine. It's the Pepsi one.

477
00:24:32,655 --> 00:24:34,405
Oh well, all right.

478
00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:59,503
Voila. Have you ever seen one this big?

479
00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:01,299
Why no.

480
00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:02,860
Isn't it magnificent?

481
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:03,910
Listen to him brag.

482
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,020
Well, maybe it is magnificent.

483
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,790
That's what my late
husband used to call his.

484
00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:11,470
What did you call it?

485
00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:12,547
A pain in the ass.

486
00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:16,714
What do you think?

487
00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:21,935
(mimicing marching music)

488
00:25:23,850 --> 00:25:26,433
Stand by to you have
your cranium exploded.

489
00:25:28,467 --> 00:25:29,300
Here we go.

490
00:25:30,671 --> 00:25:32,713
Ha ha. Ha.

491
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,440
Wow.

492
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,907
And now for a little head.

493
00:25:39,907 --> 00:25:40,990
Delightful.

494
00:25:42,065 --> 00:25:45,482
We've only just begun, little cockatoo.

495
00:25:47,235 --> 00:25:49,473
What did he say about having two of?

496
00:25:49,473 --> 00:25:54,473
Oh, Ethel. He said cockatoo.
The bird, Ethel, the bird.

497
00:25:54,851 --> 00:25:57,310
Oh, he's giving her the bird.

498
00:25:57,310 --> 00:26:02,310
May this feast send us both
to the height of ecstasy.

499
00:26:02,339 --> 00:26:03,987
(glass breaking)

500
00:26:03,987 --> 00:26:05,732
Ecstasy.

501
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,193
Try that.

502
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,390
Take a big piece.

503
00:26:15,390 --> 00:26:16,840
You suppose he's hurting her?

504
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,230
I don't hear her.

505
00:26:18,230 --> 00:26:20,300
Maybe he's got her dead.

506
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:22,663
[John] Just wrap your
lips around this, honey.

507
00:26:28,509 --> 00:26:30,317
(moans)

508
00:26:30,317 --> 00:26:32,543
I can't stand the silence.

509
00:26:33,797 --> 00:26:36,300
Oh, John John, your
meat cuts like butter.

510
00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:38,770
I knew he was a masochist.

511
00:26:38,770 --> 00:26:40,410
Wait till you taste this.

512
00:26:40,410 --> 00:26:43,260
The only thing better
than my meat is my sauce.

513
00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:44,763
It's a little hot, but it's-

514
00:26:44,763 --> 00:26:45,596
(dishes clattering)

515
00:26:45,596 --> 00:26:48,040
(screaming in pain)

516
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,547
The battery.

517
00:26:49,547 --> 00:26:52,683
Oh, my dress. It's ruined.

518
00:26:52,683 --> 00:26:54,747
I'm sorry. Hey, wait. No,
no. It'll dry overnight.

519
00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:56,490
No, I've been burned more than once.

520
00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:59,250
- Oh, wait wait.
- She's leaving.

521
00:27:03,850 --> 00:27:04,683
Come on.

522
00:27:06,922 --> 00:27:09,089
(gasping)

523
00:27:09,950 --> 00:27:13,813
Oh, misery. And I did
so want to stuff her tart.

524
00:27:19,580 --> 00:27:21,898
[Jeremy] Glad that's
over with, I tell you.

525
00:27:21,898 --> 00:27:23,866
[Denise] Yeah.

526
00:27:23,866 --> 00:27:26,394
I almost hit that third
nurse with the needle.

527
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:29,227
(Denise laughing)

528
00:27:33,079 --> 00:27:34,830
I guess I owe you an apology.

529
00:27:34,830 --> 00:27:36,320
Accepted.

530
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,249
Jeremy, what did that guy mean
about a deal and a headline?

531
00:27:39,249 --> 00:27:40,920
Nothing.

532
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,140
He's just got a bad sense
of humor, that's all.

533
00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:45,770
Who were they? Why did
they want to fight with you?

534
00:27:45,770 --> 00:27:47,751
Look, just keep your nose out of it.

535
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:48,760
There are plenty of people on the streets

536
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,380
you never need to know, okay.

537
00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:51,760
You mean, I'm all
right for school teacher.

538
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,903
But I'm still not to be trusted.

539
00:27:57,223 --> 00:27:58,823
Would you die if I kissed you?

540
00:28:03,367 --> 00:28:04,900
You're strange.

541
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:09,333
Thank you. (giggles)

542
00:28:11,143 --> 00:28:12,470
What's so funny?

543
00:28:12,470 --> 00:28:15,020
Just now, you reminded me of my father.

544
00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:17,573
Dealing with emotions makes
him uncomfortable too.

545
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,393
Finding it makes my old man drunk.

546
00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:25,963
Good night.
- Good night.

547
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,360
[Bob] Are you telling
me that John Lacey,

548
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,650
the rock star, is the groping gourmet?

549
00:28:34,650 --> 00:28:35,571
[Sally] Sort of.

550
00:28:35,571 --> 00:28:37,700
How's your resistance holding up against

551
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:39,941
a simple steak with a simple guy?

552
00:28:39,941 --> 00:28:42,580
Oh do you mean a basic
piece of meat with a retard?

553
00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:43,413
You don't give an inch, do you?

554
00:28:43,413 --> 00:28:44,246
Of course not.

555
00:28:44,246 --> 00:28:45,970
You give an inch, the guy
takes two and you find out

556
00:28:45,970 --> 00:28:48,410
he only has three, and
you end up with zero.

557
00:28:48,410 --> 00:28:49,243
Bye.

558
00:29:06,117 --> 00:29:06,950
(whistle blowing)

559
00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:09,757
Come on, ladies! Move those buns!

560
00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:13,028
Someone block that!

561
00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:15,792
Drive! Drive!

562
00:29:17,605 --> 00:29:20,022
Come on, ladies! Move! Block!

563
00:29:21,813 --> 00:29:23,313
Hit, hit! Come on!

564
00:29:26,133 --> 00:29:29,550
Come on, hit that! Get that ball passing!

565
00:29:30,579 --> 00:29:33,246
I'm the shit! Just call me OJ.

566
00:29:34,559 --> 00:29:35,557
(whistle blowing)

567
00:29:35,557 --> 00:29:38,083
- Don't anybody move.
- Get off me.

568
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,030
[Girl] Dee, you've gained weight.

569
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,120
Pretty rough, huh?

570
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,210
Rough? Boy.

571
00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:53,370
Well, they certainly got enthusiasm.

572
00:29:53,370 --> 00:29:54,277
Where there's a will-

573
00:29:54,277 --> 00:29:55,903
You're right, there's a way.

574
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,983
Somehow I gotta find that
way into the qualifying game.

575
00:29:59,983 --> 00:30:01,841
It's in nine weeks.

576
00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:04,050
I've got all the
confidence in the world in-

577
00:30:04,050 --> 00:30:04,883
These girls?

578
00:30:04,883 --> 00:30:07,020
No, no. No, in you.

579
00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:09,933
Me? I don't know why, but thank you.

580
00:30:10,867 --> 00:30:11,955
Listen. Do you ever play football?

581
00:30:11,955 --> 00:30:13,290
No, never did.

582
00:30:13,290 --> 00:30:14,500
What do you like to do?

583
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:18,820
Oh, I guess gather specimens
for my class, mostly.

584
00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:21,280
You know, in fountain, mountain,

585
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,110
fields and streams, things like that.

586
00:30:23,110 --> 00:30:24,010
A hiker, a hiker.

587
00:30:24,010 --> 00:30:25,400
No, not exactly a hiker.

588
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,810
Well, listen, I love to
hike. How about Saturday?

589
00:30:27,810 --> 00:30:29,630
I'll pick you up in town,
we'll have a picnic lunch.

590
00:30:29,630 --> 00:30:30,900
Yeah. Well, sure.

591
00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:33,874
Great, it'll be fun. Hey, I like you.

592
00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:36,213
I like you, I mean.

593
00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:41,203
I guess I better be on my way. Bye.

594
00:30:45,830 --> 00:30:47,233
Bye.
- Bye.

595
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,120
Okay, ladies! (whistle blowing)

596
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,430
Come on everyone, get over
here! Everyone come on!

597
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:03,143
We are now going to learn the punt.

598
00:31:06,110 --> 00:31:08,003
It's all rhythm, like dancing.

599
00:31:09,110 --> 00:31:10,260
If you're right-handed,

600
00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:12,770
you kick with your right foot.

601
00:31:13,827 --> 00:31:16,603
Therefore you lead off with your left.

602
00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:27,420
You bastard. You
lousy, thieving bastard.

603
00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:30,250
Hey, what's going on
here? Arthur, calm down.

604
00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:31,330
Just get this monkey out of here.

605
00:31:31,330 --> 00:31:33,660
The bastard stole my
stinking slide ruler.

606
00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:35,820
That's insane. I didn't steal anything.

607
00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:37,660
That thing was in the work area.

608
00:31:37,660 --> 00:31:39,300
Hell, it's school property anyway.

609
00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:41,150
Yeah, you thought it
belonged to you, man.

610
00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:42,550
You think everything belongs to you.

611
00:31:42,550 --> 00:31:44,027
And if it doesn't, you just rip it off.

612
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,203
Just a minute, Arthur.

613
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:48,200
Arthur, anyone could
have made that mistake.

614
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,283
We were gonna break down and
test gasoline octane today.

615
00:31:51,283 --> 00:31:53,810
So I asked Jeremy to
come in and set it up,

616
00:31:53,810 --> 00:31:56,700
because he already has a
working knowledge of engines.

617
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,960
And I told him that everything he needed

618
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,350
would be on his work bench.

619
00:32:00,350 --> 00:32:01,800
So naturally he assumed

620
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,850
that the slide rule was for him to use.

621
00:32:03,850 --> 00:32:05,600
I think you owe Jeremy an apology.

622
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,310
I don't owe him shit.

623
00:32:08,310 --> 00:32:09,500
I may have jumped this time.

624
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,300
But they let this
thieving joker run loose,

625
00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:13,400
and things start disappearing around here.

626
00:32:19,443 --> 00:32:21,107
Damn.

627
00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:24,274
(light hearted music)

628
00:32:44,947 --> 00:32:46,914
You're going too fast.

629
00:32:46,914 --> 00:32:48,163
Slow down.

630
00:32:48,163 --> 00:32:50,339
[Boy] I can't, the breaks are gone.

631
00:32:50,339 --> 00:32:52,545
[Girl] You're gonna get us killed.

632
00:32:52,545 --> 00:32:54,179
(screaming)

633
00:32:54,179 --> 00:32:57,179
(suspenseful music)

634
00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:08,717
(screaming)

635
00:33:12,064 --> 00:33:13,494
(horn honking)

636
00:33:13,494 --> 00:33:16,661
(school bell ringing)

637
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:22,600
I didn't take it.

638
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,560
[Mr. Agwin] Then who did?

639
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,540
Why don't you go back to
the dudes that tipped you off?

640
00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:28,110
'Cause I've never even seen this stuff.

641
00:33:28,110 --> 00:33:30,690
I don't even, I don't even want that crap.

642
00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:31,523
Listen, young man.

643
00:33:31,523 --> 00:33:33,180
You've had a bad record from the start.

644
00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:35,350
Is this a tribunal or what?

645
00:33:35,350 --> 00:33:37,980
Obviously you don't understand
the seriousness of this.

646
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:40,900
We have two injured students,
and a mess of irate parents.

647
00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:42,640
I do understand.

648
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,740
Now, I believe that I am teaching
in a system that believes

649
00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:48,700
that you are innocent until proven guilty.

650
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:51,060
Proven, Mr. Agwin, not supposed.

651
00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:52,300
All parts have serial numbers.

652
00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:53,810
We can compare the numbers.

653
00:33:53,810 --> 00:33:56,210
All that proves is that
these parts are stolen parts.

654
00:33:56,210 --> 00:33:57,563
That doesn't prove who took them.

655
00:33:57,563 --> 00:33:59,630
Denise, we're all aware of that.

656
00:33:59,630 --> 00:34:02,520
Jeremy, I'm afraid I'm going to have

657
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,500
to suspend you until further notice.

658
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,290
You'd better report to your
parole officer immediately.

659
00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:09,060
Yes sir, I'll do just that.

660
00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:10,316
Mr. Agwin.

661
00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:11,676
Oh, what is it?

662
00:34:11,676 --> 00:34:13,176
Get fucked. Bah!

663
00:34:15,627 --> 00:34:17,930
Incorrigible little snot.

664
00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:19,910
Oh, he's merely angry
and with good cause.

665
00:34:19,910 --> 00:34:22,340
You're both unfairly attacking him.

666
00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:24,300
I find your extreme
interest in the student

667
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:28,620
shall we say, not quite in
the normal line of duty.

668
00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:33,620
Mr. Agwin, you are a small
minded, sorry individual.

669
00:34:37,210 --> 00:34:39,360
And since I don't think
you truly understand

670
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,433
what caring is all about,
I'll excuse myself.

671
00:34:44,204 --> 00:34:47,621
(chairs slamming around)

672
00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:51,692
(door slams)
(school bell rings)

673
00:34:51,692 --> 00:34:53,350
(telephone ringing)

674
00:34:53,350 --> 00:34:55,763
Hello? Oh, hi Hiram.

675
00:34:56,740 --> 00:35:00,343
No, T is out with a friend
gathering biological specimens.

676
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:03,693
Okay, I'll tell her to
be expecting you then.

677
00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:05,697
All right. Right.

678
00:35:06,828 --> 00:35:09,495
(upbeat music)

679
00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:27,740
Wow, this is beautiful.

680
00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:30,163
Yes, it is. Can we rest here?

681
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,156
Sure, why don't we just eat down there?

682
00:35:34,156 --> 00:35:35,323
- Okay.
- Okay.

683
00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:53,080
What's this?

684
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,330
A little liquid for
later. Isn't that nice?

685
00:35:56,210 --> 00:36:01,210
I'll have to be very careful.
I get drunk really easily.

686
00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:02,213
What

687
00:36:03,530 --> 00:36:05,110
happens to you when you get drunk?

688
00:36:05,110 --> 00:36:08,460
I guess you might say I get amorous.

689
00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,587
Oh, nonsense.

690
00:36:10,587 --> 00:36:12,673
No, I do. No, I really do.

691
00:36:18,428 --> 00:36:21,178
(birds singing)

692
00:36:24,524 --> 00:36:27,000
It's empty, all gone.

693
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,590
Oh boo.

694
00:36:28,590 --> 00:36:32,000
It was very good, it was lovely.

695
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:32,833
You are lovely.

696
00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:35,110
You're lovely too.

697
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,500
Jeff, you're blushing.

698
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:39,640
No, I'm not.

699
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,370
Yes, you are.

700
00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:43,123
It's okay, that's nice.

701
00:36:45,260 --> 00:36:48,180
I think that's what makes
you attractive, you know.

702
00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:49,540
Me, attractive?

703
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:51,179
Yeah.

704
00:36:51,179 --> 00:36:52,550
You're not like those typical guys

705
00:36:52,550 --> 00:36:55,653
that have to make up stories
about yourself and girls.

706
00:36:56,924 --> 00:36:59,563
That's certainly not me.

707
00:37:03,065 --> 00:37:03,903
You're honest.

708
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,803
I always try to be honest with people.

709
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,270
That's what makes you attractive.

710
00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:26,543
I guess you must be right.

711
00:37:27,884 --> 00:37:30,301
(calm music)

712
00:38:04,841 --> 00:38:07,769
(water splashing)

713
00:38:07,769 --> 00:38:11,019
(gasping and laughing)

714
00:38:15,225 --> 00:38:18,142
(fast paced music)

715
00:38:38,889 --> 00:38:40,953
[Girl] Stop dragging on my drawers.

716
00:38:40,953 --> 00:38:44,703
(fast paced music continues)

717
00:38:51,766 --> 00:38:54,599
(whistle blowing)

718
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,290
I'm getting smashed
all up, Miss Conklin.

719
00:39:02,290 --> 00:39:03,300
When we gonna get those helmets

720
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:04,860
and padding we were promised?

721
00:39:04,860 --> 00:39:07,430
Sam said he wouldn't have
it together until today.

722
00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:08,670
I'm just worried about what

723
00:39:08,670 --> 00:39:10,990
he's got in mind to get together.

724
00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:13,503
Listen, go hit the showers
with the rest of them. Go on.

725
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,450
[Boy] Hey Jan, where's
your booby padding?

726
00:39:20,450 --> 00:39:21,330
[Janice] Listen, you.

727
00:39:21,330 --> 00:39:24,253
If shit was electric, you'd
be a walking powerhouse.

728
00:39:25,430 --> 00:39:27,810
- Hey, not bad tiger.
- Yeah.

729
00:39:27,810 --> 00:39:30,050
Hey, what's wrong? I didn't do anything.

730
00:39:30,050 --> 00:39:31,610
I know. I'm just angry.

731
00:39:31,610 --> 00:39:34,170
Everyone thinks our team's a big joke.

732
00:39:34,170 --> 00:39:36,560
Well, I don't. I think it's great.

733
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,166
Hey, I understand.

734
00:39:38,166 --> 00:39:38,999
Oh, you do?

735
00:39:38,999 --> 00:39:41,550
Sure. A man understands football.

736
00:39:41,550 --> 00:39:45,078
Good. Then you understand
that I can't go out tonight.

737
00:39:45,078 --> 00:39:46,270
Why?

738
00:39:46,270 --> 00:39:47,770
It's against training rules.

739
00:39:49,110 --> 00:39:51,060
Oh, that's silly.

740
00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:51,970
I thought you understood?

741
00:39:51,970 --> 00:39:53,988
Well, I understand the game.

742
00:39:53,988 --> 00:39:56,164
But I think it's silly for
you to take it so seriously.

743
00:39:56,164 --> 00:39:57,510
Silly?

744
00:39:57,510 --> 00:40:01,540
We have a league qualifying
game coming up in eight weeks.

745
00:40:01,540 --> 00:40:04,800
So what? What's a
league qualifying game?

746
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,980
I mean, there's no money in it for you.

747
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:09,360
And besides, win or lose, Mr. Johns

748
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,800
is never gonna stand for women's football.

749
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,850
He has too if we win.
That's the agreement.

750
00:40:14,850 --> 00:40:16,540
And so what if there's no money in it?

751
00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:18,590
There's no money when you play either.

752
00:40:18,590 --> 00:40:19,830
Are you kidding?

753
00:40:19,830 --> 00:40:23,450
Johns gives every guy who
scores a touchdown 10 bucks.

754
00:40:23,450 --> 00:40:26,090
And when we win every guy
on first string gets a 20.

755
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:30,220
So you see, sweet thing, our
games are serious business.

756
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:31,060
Now, what about tonight?

757
00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:34,410
No. I don't dig just
watching you play football.

758
00:40:34,410 --> 00:40:35,650
I want to play, got it.

759
00:40:35,650 --> 00:40:37,730
I don't want to watch. I want to play.

760
00:40:37,730 --> 00:40:39,900
So if you can't dig it,
Mr. Cool, move over.

761
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,044
'Cause I'm gonna play.

762
00:40:41,044 --> 00:40:43,961
(fast paced music)

763
00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:47,580
Johns, those girls
really need that stuff.

764
00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:48,983
Sam, will you call me Sam?

765
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,180
Think of me as a friend.

766
00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:53,264
Good old Sam, the man who's
here to help you if I can.

767
00:40:53,264 --> 00:40:55,470
Good. Can we start out with
the helmets and the padding?

768
00:40:55,470 --> 00:40:56,303
Sure.

769
00:40:56,303 --> 00:40:57,136
All right.

770
00:41:00,170 --> 00:41:01,383
Here's the helmets.

771
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,240
What is this?

772
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:06,850
It's recaps from World War I.

773
00:41:06,850 --> 00:41:10,393
Yeah, I'm sorry but, that's
the best we have to spare.

774
00:41:11,763 --> 00:41:12,596
All right, okay okay.

775
00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:14,596
What do you have in the line of padding?

776
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:19,580
All in order.

777
00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:21,600
Don't tell me the classic donated by

778
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,560
a VA hospital 20 years ago, right?

779
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,880
I'm glad to see you've
got a sense of humor.

780
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,800
Yeah, I do. But not anymore.

781
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,713
Now what is that box right there?

782
00:41:30,785 --> 00:41:33,350
That's the boy's new
equipment for the Fall.

783
00:41:33,350 --> 00:41:35,210
Okay, I need equipment or I need money

784
00:41:35,210 --> 00:41:37,506
from the athletic department, that's that.

785
00:41:37,506 --> 00:41:38,339
I'm doing the best I can.

786
00:41:38,339 --> 00:41:39,633
You're doing shit.

787
00:41:42,550 --> 00:41:43,910
We're cutting the jokes, huh?

788
00:41:43,910 --> 00:41:45,170
Yeah, we're cutting the whole joke.

789
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:47,580
That's exactly what this is.

790
00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:50,386
I can have a team, but I
can't have any equipment.

791
00:41:50,386 --> 00:41:52,440
I can initiate women's football,

792
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,930
but only if I can get a
team together in nine weeks

793
00:41:54,930 --> 00:41:57,760
to beat a team that's been
together for two seasons.

794
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,430
I can do this, fine.

795
00:41:59,430 --> 00:42:02,257
But I have to have equipment,
or I have to have $200.

796
00:42:02,257 --> 00:42:04,330
And you can give me that $200.

797
00:42:04,330 --> 00:42:05,520
- Wrong.
- Why?

798
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,840
Because girls here play
tennis in the Summer.

799
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,730
That's the way it's always been.

800
00:42:09,730 --> 00:42:12,900
So I took that Summer allotment,
and I bought tennis balls.

801
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:14,640
And I got those rackets restrung.

802
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,802
That's the way it's always been.

803
00:42:16,802 --> 00:42:19,552
(phone ringing)

804
00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:24,060
Hello?

805
00:42:24,060 --> 00:42:25,450
[Caller] Is this Miss Hanson?

806
00:42:25,450 --> 00:42:26,283
Speaking.

807
00:42:26,283 --> 00:42:27,938
[Caller] This is Mr. Marino,

808
00:42:27,938 --> 00:42:29,750
from the Dial a Date computer service.

809
00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:30,787
From where?

810
00:42:30,787 --> 00:42:34,528
[Caller] I believe you sent
us a questionnaire filled out.

811
00:42:34,528 --> 00:42:35,413
But I thought I lost it.

812
00:42:35,413 --> 00:42:37,850
I mean, I was supposed
to mail in three dollars,

813
00:42:37,850 --> 00:42:38,930
and that's why I was carrying it.

814
00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:41,070
But I thought that I lost it.

815
00:42:41,070 --> 00:42:42,300
No, I have it right here.

816
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,930
And I studied it closely
before programming you.

817
00:42:44,930 --> 00:42:48,956
I have a very nice man for
you to meet tomorrow night.

818
00:42:48,956 --> 00:42:52,128
Can I have him pick you up at
eight for a night on the town?

819
00:42:52,128 --> 00:42:54,470
Well, sure. Yeah.

820
00:42:54,470 --> 00:42:56,736
Yeah, that's great. Wow.

821
00:42:56,736 --> 00:42:58,220
[Caller] His name is Wallace.

822
00:42:58,220 --> 00:42:59,486
Wallace.

823
00:42:59,486 --> 00:43:02,048
[Caller] Yes, tomorrow evening at eight.

824
00:43:02,048 --> 00:43:03,610
Good evening.

825
00:43:03,610 --> 00:43:04,613
Yeah, goodbye.

826
00:43:14,736 --> 00:43:17,185
Hi.

827
00:43:22,115 --> 00:43:23,488
Have another one?

828
00:43:23,488 --> 00:43:24,940
I didn't know you drank.

829
00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:26,090
I never have, really.

830
00:43:29,010 --> 00:43:30,760
Why do you want to beer?

831
00:43:32,912 --> 00:43:35,370
You don't want a beer. It's not like you.

832
00:43:35,370 --> 00:43:36,832
Jeremy, you know, don't you?

833
00:43:36,832 --> 00:43:37,888
Know what?

834
00:43:37,888 --> 00:43:39,060
You know who's behind all this?

835
00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:40,752
You don't think I did it?

836
00:43:40,752 --> 00:43:42,110
Of course not.

837
00:43:42,110 --> 00:43:44,330
You wouldn't have put
the parts in your locker.

838
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:45,570
You wouldn't have hit your own school.

839
00:43:45,570 --> 00:43:48,210
And you certainly wouldn't hurt anyone.

840
00:43:48,210 --> 00:43:50,010
That's not like you.

841
00:43:50,010 --> 00:43:51,390
Why should I tell?

842
00:43:51,390 --> 00:43:53,780
Jeremy, there has been an accident.

843
00:43:53,780 --> 00:43:56,040
Parents are putting
pressure on the school.

844
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,690
You have a record, and they
need to get off the hook.

845
00:44:00,128 --> 00:44:01,163
Jeremy.

846
00:44:04,864 --> 00:44:06,503
Why do you care?

847
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,353
Why?

848
00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:22,499
Hey.

849
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:35,793
Oh, please.

850
00:44:39,170 --> 00:44:40,163
Don't turn away.

851
00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,520
I need somebody not to turn away.

852
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,792
♪ Summer school teacher ♪

853
00:44:57,792 --> 00:45:01,712
♪ You are so prudent ♪

854
00:45:01,712 --> 00:45:06,016
♪ Chasing dreams ♪

855
00:45:06,016 --> 00:45:09,536
♪ You're a first grade student ♪

856
00:45:09,536 --> 00:45:12,988
♪ When it comes to life ♪

857
00:45:12,988 --> 00:45:17,988
♪ When it comes to love ♪

858
00:45:18,834 --> 00:45:23,834
♪ School days school days ♪

859
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:31,724
♪ What am I to do days ♪

860
00:45:33,728 --> 00:45:37,152
♪ Summer's here ♪

861
00:45:37,152 --> 00:45:40,608
♪ Love is near ♪

862
00:45:40,608 --> 00:45:45,608
♪ I taste in your kiss ♪

863
00:45:46,048 --> 00:45:49,216
♪ Oh oh oh ♪

864
00:45:49,216 --> 00:45:52,768
♪ I'm just country girl at heart ♪

865
00:45:52,768 --> 00:45:56,176
♪ With books I'm very smart ♪

866
00:45:56,176 --> 00:46:01,176
♪ But oh love's so much more ♪

867
00:46:03,231 --> 00:46:06,784
♪ Hoping boy ♪

868
00:46:06,784 --> 00:46:11,784
♪ Be gentle with me ♪

869
00:46:12,752 --> 00:46:17,752
♪ I have no degree ♪

870
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:23,720
♪ In love ♪

871
00:46:24,336 --> 00:46:26,836
♪ Really love ♪

872
00:46:35,222 --> 00:46:38,222
(knocking on door)

873
00:46:40,336 --> 00:46:41,313
Bob?

874
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:42,993
- Hi.
- Hi.

875
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,260
Maybe I better try again.

876
00:46:48,260 --> 00:46:51,760
Hi. I'm Robert, your
date for this evening.

877
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:52,593
Oh, no you're not.

878
00:46:52,593 --> 00:46:55,312
Yes I am. The computer
picked me as perfect.

879
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:58,580
Come on, Sally. Have a heart.

880
00:46:58,580 --> 00:47:00,470
I'll make a deal with you,
I promise I'll show you

881
00:47:00,470 --> 00:47:02,850
everything you think you want to see.

882
00:47:02,850 --> 00:47:05,540
Then I'll show you what
California is really all about.

883
00:47:05,540 --> 00:47:08,490
We won't even call it a date, just a tour.

884
00:47:08,490 --> 00:47:09,463
So come on.

885
00:47:10,350 --> 00:47:12,192
What have you got to lose?

886
00:47:12,192 --> 00:47:13,097
I don't know.

887
00:47:13,097 --> 00:47:15,370
And to top it off, I promise

888
00:47:15,370 --> 00:47:17,680
I'll never reveal what
was on that application.

889
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,053
Oh, that's blackmail.

890
00:47:21,632 --> 00:47:22,520
Yeah.

891
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:25,020
(funky music)

892
00:48:18,171 --> 00:48:20,588
(club music)

893
00:48:23,010 --> 00:48:24,597
Keep on shaking, honey.

894
00:48:26,790 --> 00:48:27,863
Lay it on, baby.

895
00:48:31,730 --> 00:48:32,872
You two go together?

896
00:48:32,872 --> 00:48:34,056
We're married.

897
00:48:34,056 --> 00:48:34,889
How long, darling?

898
00:48:34,889 --> 00:48:35,790
Two years.

899
00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:38,104
Do you have any children?

900
00:48:38,104 --> 00:48:40,088
Four kids.

901
00:48:40,088 --> 00:48:41,850
You looking for some action, darling?

902
00:48:41,850 --> 00:48:43,330
Honey, we got the right thing for you

903
00:48:43,330 --> 00:48:44,760
coming out right now, baby.

904
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:45,890
You just hang on.

905
00:48:49,128 --> 00:48:50,433
All right, give me a lay down.

906
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:56,770
Now it's time for the truly
true Miss Brown Sugar,

907
00:48:56,770 --> 00:48:57,730
Miss Jasmine.

908
00:48:58,773 --> 00:49:00,744
One, two, three, four.

909
00:49:00,744 --> 00:49:05,744
(club dance music)
(people shouting)

910
00:49:18,136 --> 00:49:21,915
Honey, you better call your lawyer, fast.

911
00:49:21,915 --> 00:49:23,832
Shake your 40 Ds, girl.

912
00:49:25,532 --> 00:49:26,949
Shake them 40 Ds.

913
00:49:34,748 --> 00:49:36,915
Get on down, Miss Jasmine.

914
00:49:38,348 --> 00:49:40,700
Give them booty, girl.

915
00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:45,700
(club dance music)
(people shouting)

916
00:50:03,276 --> 00:50:05,244
Let's get out of here.

917
00:50:05,244 --> 00:50:07,440
Are you sure you don't
want to see the strip show?

918
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,273
No.

919
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,548
Now, are you ready to
see my side of California?

920
00:50:13,548 --> 00:50:14,683
Yes.

921
00:50:14,683 --> 00:50:15,516
Have you got tomorrow free?

922
00:50:15,516 --> 00:50:17,868
Yes, anything. Just get me out of here.

923
00:50:17,868 --> 00:50:19,882
I can't handle this place.

924
00:50:19,882 --> 00:50:22,715
(engines revving)

925
00:51:05,773 --> 00:51:08,356
(tribal music)

926
00:51:54,234 --> 00:51:55,450
[Bob] You're beautiful.

927
00:51:55,450 --> 00:51:56,936
[Sally] It's all how you see it.

928
00:51:56,936 --> 00:51:57,769
[Bob] Well, I'd like to see you

929
00:51:57,769 --> 00:51:59,643
amongst a bed of daisies, nude.

930
00:52:00,970 --> 00:52:01,803
[Sally] I don't know.

931
00:52:01,803 --> 00:52:04,130
[Bob] You're the one who
said the body's not obscene.

932
00:52:04,130 --> 00:52:04,963
Well?

933
00:52:05,814 --> 00:52:07,814
[Sally] Okay, you win.

934
00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:10,693
Don't drop me.

935
00:52:12,453 --> 00:52:15,286
(camera clicking)

936
00:52:21,397 --> 00:52:22,310
I don't know what it is about fur

937
00:52:22,310 --> 00:52:23,883
that makes me feel so sexy.

938
00:52:26,901 --> 00:52:29,040
Bob? Do me a favor.

939
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,956
Sure. I'll do anything for you, baby.

940
00:52:31,956 --> 00:52:33,330
Pose for me.

941
00:52:33,330 --> 00:52:36,037
Sure, I'll pose for you.

942
00:52:36,037 --> 00:52:36,965
Nude?

943
00:52:36,965 --> 00:52:39,298
(laughing)

944
00:52:41,861 --> 00:52:45,080
Why not? Didn't I just pose for you nude?

945
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,960
Yeah, but it's not the same thing.

946
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:47,793
Why not?

947
00:52:47,793 --> 00:52:50,390
Well because, guys don't
do that sort of thing.

948
00:52:50,390 --> 00:52:52,597
Well, that all depends
on how you look at it.

949
00:52:52,597 --> 00:52:54,550
Look, we got better things to do

950
00:52:54,550 --> 00:52:55,970
than sit here and talk about-

951
00:52:55,970 --> 00:52:59,360
No. You're such a hypocrite.

952
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,440
I mean it's okay for me
to pose nude for you,

953
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,523
but you can't pose nude for me, oh no.

954
00:53:10,590 --> 00:53:12,920
- I knew it.
- Knew what?

955
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:13,990
Jeff, I'm telling you.

956
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:16,990
Sam is paying the boys
off for making touchdowns.

957
00:53:16,990 --> 00:53:18,830
That's incredible if it's true.

958
00:53:18,830 --> 00:53:19,710
It is true.

959
00:53:19,710 --> 00:53:22,600
One of my girls told me she
goes with the quarterback.

960
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,410
Conklin, you can't go
to Mr. Adams with hearsay.

961
00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:26,760
I don't intend too.

962
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,410
Look Jeff, Sam told me he spent

963
00:53:28,410 --> 00:53:31,091
my $200 on restringing rackets.

964
00:53:31,091 --> 00:53:35,270
Sounds feasible. I mean,
restringing's expensive.

965
00:53:35,270 --> 00:53:36,343
What's it prove?

966
00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:39,507
It proves he's a liar.

967
00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:42,257
(shower running)

968
00:53:43,733 --> 00:53:44,566
Janice?

969
00:53:47,877 --> 00:53:48,710
Yeah?

970
00:53:50,130 --> 00:53:51,989
Janice, my dear girl.

971
00:53:51,989 --> 00:53:54,101
I'm gonna need a little bit of
help from you and the girls.

972
00:53:54,101 --> 00:53:55,637
Sure. What's up?

973
00:53:55,637 --> 00:53:59,685
Well, it's a little matter of exposure.

974
00:53:59,685 --> 00:54:00,518
Where?

975
00:54:03,093 --> 00:54:04,540
Let it dry a little more, Roger.

976
00:54:04,540 --> 00:54:05,823
How do you like it?

977
00:54:07,350 --> 00:54:08,700
I like the way you think.

978
00:54:12,210 --> 00:54:13,043
Sally.

979
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:16,660
I hear Liz Renee's
coming out of retirement.

980
00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:19,360
Want to go see her new fan dance?

981
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:23,310
Oh, Bob. And you're so
conservative. Absolutely not.

982
00:54:23,310 --> 00:54:24,683
Cut it out, Sally.

983
00:54:27,370 --> 00:54:28,340
Maybe I will.

984
00:54:39,589 --> 00:54:42,756
(contemplative music)

985
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,400
T, get your tennis shoe off the table.

986
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,880
Watch it. You're dripping.

987
00:55:18,770 --> 00:55:20,460
Making out your wedding invitations?

988
00:55:20,460 --> 00:55:21,500
No, party invitations.

989
00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:23,200
Ah, dynamite. We need a party.

990
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,980
Well, actually it's not appropriate

991
00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:29,053
that I decided to put
on a display of my own.

992
00:55:31,190 --> 00:55:32,773
Speaking of display.

993
00:55:43,030 --> 00:55:44,670
Oh, hi. Sam?

994
00:55:44,670 --> 00:55:46,610
Hi, Terry Conklin.

995
00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:50,130
Listen, do you want to get
together and have a drink?

996
00:55:50,130 --> 00:55:51,850
Oh, I just thought it
would be sort of nice

997
00:55:51,850 --> 00:55:53,500
to get to know each other better.

998
00:55:54,730 --> 00:55:58,500
No, I'm not kidding. (laughing)

999
00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:00,363
Sam, you say the wildest things.

1000
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,630
Oh sure, you devil. Bye.

1001
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:09,740
T? Sam Johns? Are you crazy?

1002
00:56:09,740 --> 00:56:11,963
Sam Johns, he is a pussycat.

1003
00:56:30,837 --> 00:56:33,909
Hi. I'll have a malt liquor.

1004
00:56:33,909 --> 00:56:34,953
What kind of drink is that?

1005
00:56:34,953 --> 00:56:37,525
I'll have a bourbon and water.

1006
00:56:37,525 --> 00:56:38,650
Does monsieur want a twist?

1007
00:56:38,650 --> 00:56:40,700
A twist of lemon in your drink?

1008
00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:41,533
Yeah, sure.

1009
00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:43,583
Faggot.

1010
00:56:44,460 --> 00:56:46,117
I hate faggots.

1011
00:56:46,117 --> 00:56:48,293
How can you tell if he is one?

1012
00:56:48,293 --> 00:56:50,100
Oh, it's easy. You look at the hands.

1013
00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:53,073
See I'm a man. You can tell by me hands.

1014
00:56:54,101 --> 00:56:56,720
Oh, Sam. You just kill me.

1015
00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:57,560
Come on, hot stuff.

1016
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,210
Let's see if four of these
feet really work. Come on.

1017
00:57:02,901 --> 00:57:04,234
Closer, darling.

1018
00:57:17,924 --> 00:57:20,113
Oh, Sam.

1019
00:57:20,990 --> 00:57:23,200
You have such a strong back.

1020
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,973
[Sam] Yeah, well I'm an athlete.

1021
00:57:26,820 --> 00:57:27,653
Oh, yeah?

1022
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:37,980
Oh, excuse us.

1023
00:57:37,980 --> 00:57:39,150
Excuse yourself, honey.

1024
00:57:39,150 --> 00:57:41,430
Its this honky, John, that stepped on me.

1025
00:57:41,430 --> 00:57:44,230
Well actually, it's Johns with an S.

1026
00:57:44,230 --> 00:57:45,673
S, as in sucker.

1027
00:57:48,430 --> 00:57:50,885
I know that smart ass from someplace.

1028
00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:52,593
Oh no, no no no, Sammy.

1029
00:57:53,790 --> 00:57:55,513
Don't implicate yourself, doll.

1030
00:57:56,821 --> 00:57:59,071
(laughing)

1031
00:58:18,485 --> 00:58:21,652
(light hearted music)

1032
00:58:48,115 --> 00:58:50,837
(squealing)
(shushing)

1033
00:58:50,837 --> 00:58:53,141
Somebody come here and shine the light.

1034
00:58:53,141 --> 00:58:55,573
Not on my face, dummy.
On the floor, the floor.

1035
00:59:00,149 --> 00:59:03,232
(voices overlapping)

1036
00:59:19,020 --> 00:59:21,440
Hey, I think I found
what we're looking for.

1037
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:22,273
- How do you know?
- How do you know?

1038
00:59:22,273 --> 00:59:25,170
[Janice] Every hear of a $40 jockstrap?

1039
00:59:25,170 --> 00:59:27,477
Let's get this xeroxed and
back here before we get caught.

1040
00:59:27,477 --> 00:59:29,727
(shushing)

1041
00:59:36,485 --> 00:59:40,235
(light hearted piano music)

1042
00:59:53,813 --> 00:59:54,872
Did you hear something?

1043
00:59:54,872 --> 00:59:56,390
I ain't taking my eyes off your cards.

1044
00:59:56,390 --> 01:00:00,333
Now count them for me, come on. 10, 20.

1045
01:00:01,603 --> 01:00:02,453
That damn vent.

1046
01:00:03,410 --> 01:00:06,117
It's just a loose flap.
It'll stop in a second.

1047
01:00:06,117 --> 01:00:10,097
43, with a gin that's 63.

1048
01:00:13,669 --> 01:00:16,252
[Janice] We got it. Let's go.

1049
01:00:17,861 --> 01:00:18,709
Mail room.

1050
01:00:18,709 --> 01:00:21,626
(table clattering)

1051
01:00:23,653 --> 01:00:26,065
(erratic music)

1052
01:00:26,065 --> 01:00:27,285
[Girl] Let's get out of here.

1053
01:00:27,285 --> 01:00:30,785
(erratic music continues)

1054
01:00:53,060 --> 01:00:54,485
(gun firing)

1055
01:00:54,485 --> 01:00:57,985
(erratic music continues)

1056
01:01:07,412 --> 01:01:10,552
(guns firing)

1057
01:01:10,552 --> 01:01:11,969
Up yours, lady.

1058
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:14,593
Hey, buddy.

1059
01:01:14,593 --> 01:01:17,624
Found these on the dance
floor. Do they belong to you?

1060
01:01:17,624 --> 01:01:18,457
Oh yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

1061
01:01:25,637 --> 01:01:26,600
Come on, what do you say?

1062
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,640
Let's go up to my place, huh?

1063
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,497
Sam, what possibly for?

1064
01:01:31,624 --> 01:01:33,774
Well, I ain't gonna
show you my trophies.

1065
01:01:34,808 --> 01:01:36,010
(snoring)

1066
01:01:36,010 --> 01:01:37,727
Sam, you old pussycat.

1067
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:42,650
We've got Sam with his hand
right in the old cookie jar.

1068
01:01:42,650 --> 01:01:45,920
I have gotten everything he
spent in his own handwriting.

1069
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,830
He has even paid to have a
player's family move into

1070
01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:51,550
his district so he could
play on the Regency team.

1071
01:01:51,550 --> 01:01:53,070
I mean, I cannot believe it.

1072
01:01:53,070 --> 01:01:54,560
All right, Sherlock.

1073
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:56,410
Would you take these cookies, please?

1074
01:01:58,430 --> 01:02:00,280
Thanks for the invite.

1075
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:02,696
I suppose this means I forgiven?

1076
01:02:02,696 --> 01:02:03,696
Of course.

1077
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,470
As a matter of fact.

1078
01:02:07,470 --> 01:02:10,210
This whole party is thrown in your honor.

1079
01:02:10,210 --> 01:02:11,930
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

1080
01:02:11,930 --> 01:02:14,024
Hey, Bob. I didn't know
you had all that under there.

1081
01:02:14,024 --> 01:02:16,607
(all laughing)

1082
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,500
Say, I never posed for that.

1083
01:02:42,380 --> 01:02:43,213
My honor.

1084
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:45,360
This isn't forgiving people,

1085
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,056
you lousy, shifty, sneaky blonde.

1086
01:02:48,056 --> 01:02:49,048
A funny idea.

1087
01:02:49,048 --> 01:02:51,128
And payback's a bitch.

1088
01:02:51,128 --> 01:02:52,128
Obviously.

1089
01:02:58,380 --> 01:03:00,930
Yeah. I'd like to speak
with Miss Carter, please.

1090
01:03:02,824 --> 01:03:04,470
Hello?

1091
01:03:04,470 --> 01:03:06,472
Denise, I got to talk to you.

1092
01:03:06,472 --> 01:03:07,976
Jeremy?

1093
01:03:07,976 --> 01:03:08,809
Where are you?

1094
01:03:08,809 --> 01:03:09,642
I'm at home, but listen.

1095
01:03:09,642 --> 01:03:11,495
I want you to know you were right.

1096
01:03:11,495 --> 01:03:12,664
I do know who those guys were,

1097
01:03:12,664 --> 01:03:13,880
and I've decided to do something about it.

1098
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:15,220
If I can talk some sense,

1099
01:03:15,220 --> 01:03:17,205
there won't be any more
of these car thefts.

1100
01:03:17,205 --> 01:03:18,580
Jeremy, what are you gonna do?

1101
01:03:18,580 --> 01:03:21,180
I can't talk to you now.
You gotta trust me, okay?

1102
01:03:32,370 --> 01:03:35,280
You realize, of course,
it's your duty to tell us

1103
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,960
if he attempts to contact you again.

1104
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:39,040
After all, there's a warrant out now.

1105
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,160
And this thing is beyond my authority.

1106
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,360
You don't understand.

1107
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:44,940
Jeremy trusts me.

1108
01:03:44,940 --> 01:03:47,210
If he weren't in trouble, he
would've called me by now.

1109
01:03:47,210 --> 01:03:48,370
That's what I'm trying to tell you.

1110
01:03:48,370 --> 01:03:50,103
Jeremy is in danger.

1111
01:03:50,103 --> 01:03:52,603
(funky music)

1112
01:04:20,759 --> 01:04:24,460
(voices overlapping)

1113
01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:26,471
Hey, what's going on?

1114
01:04:26,471 --> 01:04:29,091
We got some naked
pictures of Miss Hanson.

1115
01:04:29,091 --> 01:04:31,841
(dramatic music)

1116
01:04:34,050 --> 01:04:36,620
Trash, absolutely trash.

1117
01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:38,377
We've never had a
scandal like this before,

1118
01:04:38,377 --> 01:04:40,310
and we're not about to start now.

1119
01:04:40,310 --> 01:04:41,143
But-

1120
01:04:41,143 --> 01:04:43,120
Students' minds here are sponges.

1121
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:45,315
And we are responsible
for what gets absorbed.

1122
01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:46,148
But-

1123
01:04:46,148 --> 01:04:47,460
The least we can expect from our staff

1124
01:04:47,460 --> 01:04:49,931
is to conduct themselves in a
moral and respectful manner.

1125
01:04:49,931 --> 01:04:50,764
But-

1126
01:04:50,764 --> 01:04:51,597
But what?

1127
01:04:51,597 --> 01:04:53,630
But, I didn't know anything about that.

1128
01:04:53,630 --> 01:04:56,263
Nonsense, these pictures
are obviously posed.

1129
01:04:56,263 --> 01:04:59,687
No, you are absolutely suspended.

1130
01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:01,158
Suspended.

1131
01:05:01,158 --> 01:05:01,991
Suspended?

1132
01:05:01,991 --> 01:05:03,991
- Suspended?
- Suspended?

1133
01:05:05,799 --> 01:05:07,950
- Suspended?
- Suspended?

1134
01:05:07,950 --> 01:05:10,276
I've been suspended.

1135
01:05:10,276 --> 01:05:13,603
Well, it's good to know there's
some justice in the world.

1136
01:05:15,974 --> 01:05:18,310
(phone ringing)

1137
01:05:18,310 --> 01:05:19,150
Hello?

1138
01:05:19,150 --> 01:05:19,983
[James] Hello, Sally?

1139
01:05:19,983 --> 01:05:21,063
Speaking.

1140
01:05:21,063 --> 01:05:22,680
[James] This is James.

1141
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:23,655
James?

1142
01:05:23,655 --> 01:05:25,031
[James] Yeah, you remember me.

1143
01:05:25,031 --> 01:05:26,455
I'm the guy you're gonna marry.

1144
01:05:26,455 --> 01:05:30,560
Oh, James. Yes, of course. I'm sorry.

1145
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,308
I've just had a terrible morning.

1146
01:05:32,308 --> 01:05:34,070
[James] It's the afternoon.

1147
01:05:34,070 --> 01:05:35,783
Not out here it isn't.

1148
01:05:35,783 --> 01:05:37,040
[James] What time do you think it is?

1149
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,250
Doomsday. Listen, James-

1150
01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:40,423
No, you listen.

1151
01:05:40,423 --> 01:05:43,900
That magazine is in every home in Adilisa.

1152
01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:45,430
I was just laughed out of the barbershop

1153
01:05:45,430 --> 01:05:47,286
not more than an hour ago.

1154
01:05:47,286 --> 01:05:50,430
And I've never been so
humiliated in my whole life.

1155
01:05:50,430 --> 01:05:52,040
Listen, James. Get to the point.

1156
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,020
Telephone rates are high.

1157
01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:57,284
[James] The point
is, you and me are off.

1158
01:05:57,284 --> 01:05:59,784
(line clicks)

1159
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,120
Make two.

1160
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:05,550
More bad news?

1161
01:06:05,550 --> 01:06:07,820
Actually, I haven't really
thought about it until now,

1162
01:06:07,820 --> 01:06:09,253
but it's really good news.

1163
01:06:11,890 --> 01:06:13,680
Guess who's got more pull than honesty?

1164
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:14,513
[Bob] Who?

1165
01:06:15,790 --> 01:06:16,733
Sam Johns.

1166
01:06:17,797 --> 01:06:20,423
You got a beer? 'Cause
I have been suspended.

1167
01:06:21,366 --> 01:06:23,449
Wow, we're batting 100.

1168
01:06:25,142 --> 01:06:26,454
Where's Denise?

1169
01:06:26,454 --> 01:06:29,621
(contemplative music)

1170
01:07:05,430 --> 01:07:10,430
(chickens clucking)
(ducks quacking)

1171
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:27,720
[Cy] Jeremy, I don't
understand you, man.

1172
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:29,200
We had a blood contract.

1173
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:30,140
[Slick] You're wasting your time.

1174
01:07:30,140 --> 01:07:32,900
Blood doesn't mean anything to our Jeremy.

1175
01:07:32,900 --> 01:07:36,030
[Cy] Jer, old promises
don't mean nothing no more?

1176
01:07:36,030 --> 01:07:37,130
Remember?

1177
01:07:37,130 --> 01:07:39,200
We're supposed to have the
biggest car ring in the country.

1178
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:42,343
Rip off, rebuild, resell. Remember that?

1179
01:07:43,220 --> 01:07:44,170
Yeah, I remember.

1180
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,140
You freaks let me cook.

1181
01:07:47,140 --> 01:07:48,153
You said no sweat.

1182
01:07:49,558 --> 01:07:51,000
But I sweat for 16 months.

1183
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:51,933
And you know what?

1184
01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:55,823
The joint is chuck full of
small time punks like you.

1185
01:07:58,258 --> 01:07:59,560
Say, you make it through reassembly?

1186
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:00,580
You're still gonna get busted

1187
01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:03,283
when you try to sell the things.

1188
01:08:04,420 --> 01:08:06,720
You need registration
papers, legal transfers.

1189
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:09,433
You guys are dumb.

1190
01:08:10,421 --> 01:08:11,540
We ain't so dumb, man.

1191
01:08:11,540 --> 01:08:14,080
We got us a big man that
does all that for us,

1192
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:16,370
and even arranges the sales.

1193
01:08:16,370 --> 01:08:17,203
Agwin said that-

1194
01:08:17,203 --> 01:08:19,917
Slick, you've got to be the dumbest.

1195
01:08:21,540 --> 01:08:23,172
Sorry, man. It just slipped.

1196
01:08:23,172 --> 01:08:25,150
Now you've done it,
you skinny ass greaser.

1197
01:08:25,150 --> 01:08:28,084
You keep an eye on him, and
I'm gonna go call Agwin.

1198
01:08:28,084 --> 01:08:29,834
Okay. Okay, man. It just slipped.

1199
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:49,640
American Auto Insurance?

1200
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:50,660
Yeah, Mr. Agwin?

1201
01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:51,604
[Agwin] Yes.

1202
01:08:51,604 --> 01:08:52,756
Yeah, this is Cy.

1203
01:08:52,756 --> 01:08:56,540
What the hell are you doing?
I told you never call me.

1204
01:08:56,540 --> 01:08:57,820
Yeah, I know. I know.

1205
01:08:57,820 --> 01:09:00,882
Well, things have changed. Jeremy's here.

1206
01:09:00,882 --> 01:09:01,860
[Agwin] What?

1207
01:09:01,860 --> 01:09:03,820
Yeah. He knows the whole scam.

1208
01:09:03,820 --> 01:09:07,200
So what? I've carefully
set him up for the bust.

1209
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:09,440
Yeah. Well that's before
he knew you were involved.

1210
01:09:09,440 --> 01:09:12,020
And Slick, man. He slipped.

1211
01:09:12,020 --> 01:09:13,076
Kill him.

1212
01:09:13,076 --> 01:09:14,241
What? Wait a minute, hold it.

1213
01:09:14,241 --> 01:09:15,203
I'm not in this thing for murder now.

1214
01:09:15,203 --> 01:09:16,659
Have Slick do it.

1215
01:09:16,659 --> 01:09:17,971
Yeah, but.

1216
01:09:17,971 --> 01:09:19,411
[Agwin] This is too big.

1217
01:09:19,411 --> 01:09:22,130
And you're in it up to your eyeballs.

1218
01:09:22,130 --> 01:09:22,963
You do it.

1219
01:09:27,683 --> 01:09:28,516
Slick.

1220
01:09:32,963 --> 01:09:33,837
Yeah?

1221
01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:36,280
The man says, you kill Jeremy.

1222
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:38,250
That's crazy, man. I can't do that.

1223
01:09:38,250 --> 01:09:39,563
Look, you blew it.

1224
01:09:40,451 --> 01:09:42,370
Now you take care of it.

1225
01:09:42,370 --> 01:09:43,203
We're going to town.

1226
01:09:43,203 --> 01:09:46,451
When we get back, the
job better be finished.

1227
01:09:46,451 --> 01:09:48,771
- Oh, man.
- You do it!

1228
01:09:48,771 --> 01:09:49,841
Let's go.

1229
01:09:49,841 --> 01:09:52,841
(suspenseful music)

1230
01:10:59,401 --> 01:11:02,234
(tires squealing)

1231
01:11:07,078 --> 01:11:09,828
(metal grinding)

1232
01:11:19,430 --> 01:11:21,458
[Slick] Jeremy.

1233
01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:22,291
Yeah?

1234
01:11:23,699 --> 01:11:25,532
I gotta take a leak.

1235
01:12:15,550 --> 01:12:17,988
(gasping for air)

1236
01:12:17,988 --> 01:12:20,738
(metal grinding)

1237
01:12:24,701 --> 01:12:27,284
(upbeat music)

1238
01:12:34,081 --> 01:12:36,664
(horn honking)

1239
01:12:39,681 --> 01:12:41,207
Come on, move over.

1240
01:12:41,207 --> 01:12:43,516
Who is that crazy broad?

1241
01:12:43,516 --> 01:12:46,099
(upbeat music)

1242
01:12:53,541 --> 01:12:55,794
Is that bitch crazy?

1243
01:12:55,794 --> 01:12:59,211
(upbeat music continues)

1244
01:13:03,883 --> 01:13:05,493
What is this, a challenge?

1245
01:13:07,220 --> 01:13:08,514
Move, for Christ's sake.

1246
01:13:08,514 --> 01:13:13,514
(tires squealing)
(metal crunching)

1247
01:13:20,718 --> 01:13:25,718
(engines revving hard)
(fast paced music)

1248
01:14:20,962 --> 01:14:23,795
(metal crunching)

1249
01:14:34,850 --> 01:14:35,729
[Slick] Hey, man.

1250
01:14:35,729 --> 01:14:37,455
Cool it! You almost killed me!

1251
01:14:37,455 --> 01:14:40,049
[Jeremy] Goddamn it.
You're going to the cops.

1252
01:14:40,049 --> 01:14:41,586
And you're gonna tell
them all about Agwin.

1253
01:14:41,586 --> 01:14:42,530
[Denise] Agwin?

1254
01:14:42,530 --> 01:14:44,704
[Jeremy] Agwin. Yeah, right.

1255
01:14:44,704 --> 01:14:47,210
Slick's gonna tell us all about it.

1256
01:14:47,210 --> 01:14:49,010
[Denise] Jeremy, stop it. Come on.

1257
01:14:49,938 --> 01:14:52,188
(grunting)

1258
01:14:58,910 --> 01:15:02,840
Mr. Adams, the misuse of
public school funds is wrong,

1259
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:04,230
any way you look at it.

1260
01:15:04,230 --> 01:15:06,870
All Miss Conklin was trying
to do is to prove that.

1261
01:15:06,870 --> 01:15:10,590
Jeff, we all know that
every coach in all the schools

1262
01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:14,060
uses this harmless method
to build a winning team.

1263
01:15:14,060 --> 01:15:15,554
It's nothing so serious.

1264
01:15:15,554 --> 01:15:19,040
But Miss Conklin's methods
are absolutely despicable.

1265
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:21,720
And I find it viscous of
her to try to implicate Sam.

1266
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:23,180
Well, he'd been winning for 10 years.

1267
01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:24,226
So what?

1268
01:15:24,226 --> 01:15:26,398
[Miss Roth] Excuse me, Mr. Adams.

1269
01:15:26,398 --> 01:15:27,231
Excuse me, Mr. Adams.

1270
01:15:27,231 --> 01:15:28,330
The game today will decide

1271
01:15:28,330 --> 01:15:30,820
whether women's football will continue.

1272
01:15:30,820 --> 01:15:33,780
But there will be no
continuing for Miss Conklin.

1273
01:15:33,780 --> 01:15:35,710
Why she's been involving students-

1274
01:15:35,710 --> 01:15:37,560
In uncovering 10 years

1275
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:39,855
of the misuse of athletic school funds.

1276
01:15:39,855 --> 01:15:41,340
And if you don't want to hear about it,

1277
01:15:41,340 --> 01:15:44,050
Mr. Adams, well then I'll
take it to the School Board.

1278
01:15:44,050 --> 01:15:46,280
Young man, are you threatening me?

1279
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,350
You bet your sweet ass.

1280
01:15:48,350 --> 01:15:49,820
Mr. Adams.

1281
01:15:49,820 --> 01:15:51,218
What is it, Miss Roth?

1282
01:15:51,218 --> 01:15:54,301
(voices overlapping)

1283
01:16:01,940 --> 01:16:03,150
This was your idea?

1284
01:16:03,150 --> 01:16:03,983
Yeah, well, you know.

1285
01:16:03,983 --> 01:16:05,630
It sure was.

1286
01:16:05,630 --> 01:16:08,470
I thought Sara told me
her coach was a woman?

1287
01:16:08,470 --> 01:16:11,090
Well, a woman did start with the team.

1288
01:16:11,090 --> 01:16:12,620
But she's no longer with us.

1289
01:16:12,620 --> 01:16:14,540
It was our man, Sam here,

1290
01:16:14,540 --> 01:16:16,793
who really put the polish on these girls.

1291
01:16:18,722 --> 01:16:21,050
Whoo!

1292
01:16:21,050 --> 01:16:23,490
Little sis, hi.

1293
01:16:23,490 --> 01:16:25,214
Get them cold beers together, darling.

1294
01:16:25,214 --> 01:16:27,800
Let's get to this here football game.

1295
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:28,642
Hi ya, Hiram.

1296
01:16:28,642 --> 01:16:29,475
Hi ya, hi ya.

1297
01:16:29,475 --> 01:16:31,600
We drove all night just to
get here in time, darling.

1298
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:32,433
Watch yourself.

1299
01:16:32,433 --> 01:16:33,280
No game.

1300
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:37,170
Watch out for that old
round house. (grunting)

1301
01:16:37,170 --> 01:16:39,320
What do you mean, no game? (hiccups)

1302
01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:41,950
Ah, well. We got suspended, you know.

1303
01:16:41,950 --> 01:16:43,920
Oh, come on now Hiram.
Don't be getting upset.

1304
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:45,110
(hiccups)

1305
01:16:45,110 --> 01:16:48,510
Oh, God he gets the hiccups
right 'fore he gets crazy.

1306
01:16:48,510 --> 01:16:51,505
Now listen, Hiram. The
men's PE coach was a thief.

1307
01:16:51,505 --> 01:16:54,150
He got me kicked out of school,
and he took my team away.

1308
01:16:54,150 --> 01:16:55,950
Well, you're not
gonna let a little thing

1309
01:16:55,950 --> 01:16:57,560
like that stop you, are you, honey?

1310
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:59,990
Come on. Let's clear this up right now.

1311
01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:01,560
Boys, come on.

1312
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:03,246
[Junior] Hiram, don't be getting upset.

1313
01:17:03,246 --> 01:17:05,650
Did you see those Amazons out there?

1314
01:17:05,650 --> 01:17:07,990
Yeah. And for what, huh?

1315
01:17:07,990 --> 01:17:09,183
Yeah, now that we're looking good,

1316
01:17:09,183 --> 01:17:11,100
and everyone thinks it's a good idea,

1317
01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:13,054
old Johns is saying we're his team.

1318
01:17:13,054 --> 01:17:16,332
Oh yeah? Well, forget
that noise. I'm not playing.

1319
01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:19,584
(all talking at once)

1320
01:17:19,584 --> 01:17:22,950
Come on girls, let's get
going. We got a game to win.

1321
01:17:22,950 --> 01:17:24,070
The boys don't know it,

1322
01:17:24,070 --> 01:17:26,225
but they just loaned us
all their new equipment.

1323
01:17:26,225 --> 01:17:28,808
(all cheering)

1324
01:17:29,980 --> 01:17:32,700
It is a great occasion
like this that reminds me

1325
01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:36,810
that only in America can a
man go as far as he wants.

1326
01:17:36,810 --> 01:17:39,170
And only in America can his little woman

1327
01:17:39,170 --> 01:17:40,830
goes as far as she wants.

1328
01:17:40,830 --> 01:17:43,070
And she goes pretty far too.

1329
01:17:43,070 --> 01:17:46,220
Today, the progressiveness
of Regency High,

1330
01:17:46,220 --> 01:17:49,420
it's faculty, and it's
fine Coach, Mr. Sam Johns,

1331
01:17:49,420 --> 01:17:53,320
come to light as our senior
girls will momentarily play

1332
01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:58,280
the first female game of
football in this school district.

1333
01:17:58,280 --> 01:17:59,232
Eat a bugger.

1334
01:17:59,232 --> 01:18:01,488
(guys laughing)

1335
01:18:01,488 --> 01:18:05,238
(high school marching music)

1336
01:18:09,744 --> 01:18:10,656
[Girls] Here we are, the Regents,

1337
01:18:10,656 --> 01:18:12,080
the mighty mighty Regents.

1338
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:12,997
Go Regents!

1339
01:18:14,896 --> 01:18:17,396
Hey, hey hey. Wait a second.

1340
01:18:18,384 --> 01:18:19,630
Hey.

1341
01:18:19,630 --> 01:18:21,443
Aren't those our new game uniforms?

1342
01:18:21,443 --> 01:18:22,608
Yeah.

1343
01:18:22,608 --> 01:18:23,790
What the hell do you think you're doing?

1344
01:18:23,790 --> 01:18:25,712
I am leading my girls to victory.

1345
01:18:25,712 --> 01:18:26,770
You're suspended.

1346
01:18:26,770 --> 01:18:28,840
Yeah, well. Talk about
with my baby brothers.

1347
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:33,840
Hey, Hiram, he's the one right here.

1348
01:18:35,872 --> 01:18:36,872
Mr. Adams!

1349
01:18:39,370 --> 01:18:41,720
I'm from The Feminist
League, and we feel that

1350
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:44,399
suspending Sally Hansen
is pure discrimination.

1351
01:18:44,399 --> 01:18:47,280
We represent The National
association of Nudists.

1352
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:49,993
There's nothing wrong with
nudity. It builds strong minds.

1353
01:18:49,993 --> 01:18:52,800
It says in paragraph 12, section 7.3211-

1354
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:54,940
My name's Vic Toole
from the "College Campus."

1355
01:18:54,940 --> 01:18:56,320
It's not a smut rag.

1356
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:58,903
(upbeat music)

1357
01:19:07,455 --> 01:19:09,360
(all talking at once)

1358
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,330
Please! Let me out of here.

1359
01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:13,134
They're all reinstated. Let me out.

1360
01:19:13,134 --> 01:19:16,542
(all cheering)

1361
01:19:16,542 --> 01:19:19,180
What we do here today
will go down in history

1362
01:19:19,180 --> 01:19:22,462
as a step towards equality
and justice for women.

1363
01:19:22,462 --> 01:19:25,295
(whistle blowing)

1364
01:19:26,526 --> 01:19:30,276
(high school marching music)

1365
01:19:37,852 --> 01:19:39,783
(whistle blowing)

1366
01:19:39,783 --> 01:19:42,866
(voices overlapping)

1367
01:19:47,758 --> 01:19:50,591
(sirens blaring)

1368
01:19:57,022 --> 01:19:58,189
There he is.

1369
01:19:59,998 --> 01:20:03,081
[Quarterback] 18. Hut one, hut two.

1370
01:20:04,430 --> 01:20:06,240
You puny skunk.

1371
01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:10,043
You're gonna tell the
truth or die. (hiccups)

1372
01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,480
You're a downright liar and a thief.

1373
01:20:19,118 --> 01:20:23,690
(punches landing)
(groaning in pain)

1374
01:20:23,690 --> 01:20:25,502
[Guy] Those uniforms, they're ours.

1375
01:20:25,502 --> 01:20:27,326
[Girl] We play too.

1376
01:20:27,326 --> 01:20:28,826
Hey you can't hit.

1377
01:20:31,813 --> 01:20:34,766
Hey, you can't hit my daughter.

1378
01:20:34,766 --> 01:20:35,934
That's my Sara.

1379
01:20:35,934 --> 01:20:39,853
[Administrator] Quick,
strike up the band.

1380
01:20:39,853 --> 01:20:43,603
(high school marching music)

1381
01:20:46,398 --> 01:20:48,310
It's a frame up, I tell you.

1382
01:20:48,310 --> 01:20:50,740
Help, police brutality.

1383
01:20:50,740 --> 01:20:52,720
Don't push me, I have lawyers.

1384
01:20:56,190 --> 01:20:59,273
(voices overlapping)

1385
01:21:01,147 --> 01:21:03,980
(hillbilly music)

1386
01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,943
You've been reinstated.

1387
01:21:08,188 --> 01:21:10,540
What has happened to my school?

1388
01:21:10,540 --> 01:21:13,308
Your students have the
United Nations up there.

1389
01:21:13,308 --> 01:21:16,975
(hillbilly music continues)

1390
01:21:46,092 --> 01:21:49,259
Whatever happened to the old values?

1391
01:22:01,116 --> 01:22:03,545
♪ All that you can do ♪

1392
01:22:03,545 --> 01:22:08,545
♪ To make things better for me and you ♪

1393
01:22:09,276 --> 01:22:11,020
♪ Do a little more ♪

1394
01:22:11,020 --> 01:22:13,532
♪ I said do a little more ♪

1395
01:22:13,532 --> 01:22:16,444
♪ And we just might make
it just might make it ♪

1396
01:22:16,444 --> 01:22:21,444
♪ We just might make it
just might make it yeah ♪

1397
01:22:23,164 --> 01:22:25,372
♪ Ain't it good ain't
it good ain't it good ♪

1398
01:22:25,372 --> 01:22:30,372
♪ When you stick out your
hand to help a friend ♪

1399
01:22:31,196 --> 01:22:34,060
♪ You think it's gonna
hurt a little bit now ♪

1400
01:22:34,060 --> 01:22:36,284
♪ But help again yeah ♪

1401
01:22:36,284 --> 01:22:38,156
♪ Help a little more ♪

1402
01:22:38,156 --> 01:22:40,668
♪ I said help a little more ♪

1403
01:22:40,668 --> 01:22:43,340
♪ And we just might make
it just might make it ♪

1404
01:22:43,340 --> 01:22:48,340
♪ Just might make it just might make it ♪

1405
01:22:52,892 --> 01:22:55,436
♪ Is friendship worth it ♪

1406
01:22:55,436 --> 01:22:57,883
♪ Ain't love worth it ♪

1407
01:22:57,883 --> 01:23:02,924
♪ Ain't mankind worth it ♪

1408
01:23:02,924 --> 01:23:04,876
♪ Do a little more ♪

1409
01:23:04,876 --> 01:23:07,292
♪ I said do a little more ♪

1410
01:23:07,292 --> 01:23:10,124
♪ And we just might make
it just might make it ♪

1411
01:23:10,124 --> 01:23:15,124
♪ We just might make it
just might make it yeah ♪