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Hey, Ponch.
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Hey, Ponch!
Don't take it so hard.
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What? Oh, I'm sorry.
4
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Look, Getraer comes down
on everybody once in a while.
5
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Yeah, but sometimes I think
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I should have been
a plumber or a TV repairman.
7
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Ah, you're just in a slump.
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You'll get your
activity together.
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I hope so.
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Before Getraer decides to put me
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on permanent probation.
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Hey, do you know how
much a plumber makes?
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Sounds like he needs a tune-up.
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Yeah, I hope that's all.
15
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Hey, you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Right.
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Hold it up there,
Buick! Hold up!
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Slow down
and stay behind us!
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Stay behind us!
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Here he comes!
21
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Jon, look! The red car!
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Yeah, it's gonna be tight.
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Come on. Come on,
you can do it!
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That's it, baby!
25
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Okay, let's move.
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Fall in with the flow.
27
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Hey, mister, you alright?
28
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'Hey, you okay?'
29
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I think so.
30
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Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
Please get me out of here.
31
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Oh, yes, yes. It's okay.
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Just take it easy now.
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Easy. Just take it easy.
34
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I don't believe it.
35
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My first solo flight,
and I run out of gas.
36
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You saved my life.
I thought it was all over.
37
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It's alright now.
38
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It could've
happened to anybody.
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I'm so sorry.
I'm really sorry, officer.
40
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I mean, I shouldn't have
been up in this stupid plane.
41
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I-I'm sorry I caused
all of this trouble.
42
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- Relax
- I wish..
43
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Please, just take it easy.
There's no citation.
44
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Hey, you're
really terrific.
45
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Well, it's
just my nature.
46
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I bet you're a very
important man on the force.
47
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I mean, I mean,
you're so professional.
48
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Uh, are you a lieutenant?
49
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Well, not exactly.
But I'm working on--
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I know,
you're a sergeant.
51
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- Well, I'm afraid--
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Ah, she's fine.
53
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Baricza and Fritz, uh,
they took care of the snarl.
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And I put out a Sig-Alert.
The paramedics are here.
55
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Is he one of your men?
56
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Oh-oh, yes, uh
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'he works with me,
and, uh, he does a fine job.'
58
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This is, uh,
Officer Jon Baker.
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You can advise Central that,
uh, everything's under control.
60
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Oh. Uh, yes, sir.
61
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Um, as I was
saying, why don't--
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Um, I'm feeling
a little weak.
63
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Uh, maybe we could talk
about this over dinner?
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Hey, that's a good idea.
65
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Boy, you're
really something.
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I mean, what are you gonna
be next week, a captain?
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Depends on the girl.
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'Attention, all units.'
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'Be on the lookout for
an all-white 1965 bus'
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'with lettering
on the rear reading'
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"First Baptist Church."
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'Vehicle is a stolen
out of Wilshire division.'
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Hey, that's the one down
the street from Central.
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Who'd want to steal
that old wreck?
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You got me,
the last time I saw it
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the wheels were
ready to fall off.
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I bet old Rev. Goldstein's so
mad he's talking to the devil.
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Hey, Ponch.
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That's it. That's it!
The stolen bus.
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- I don't believe it.
- Yeah.
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A whole half
a block from Central.
82
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Not exactly a hot roller.
83
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This is amazing.
We never found a stolen--
84
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We? Well, what do you have,
a mouse in your pocket?
85
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Partner, good
friend, old buddy.
86
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This is what I needed.
That slump in my activity?
87
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'I'm saved!'
88
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Ponch, look,
technically, I have--
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I'll write all reports today.
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- The rest of the week.
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It's yours.
92
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I think I'll
call for backup.
93
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Spice things up
a little for Getraer.
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Put out a code 20, maybe
get a news team out here.
95
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Hey, Ponch, how about
just calling it in, okay?
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Okay, thanks.
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LA 15, 7 Mary 4
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I have located the stolen
bus on Oak Street
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just South of
Washington Boulevard.
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Vehicle is abandoned.
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'10-4, 7 Mary 4.'
102
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I think I'll give
the old man at the bus stop
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a check and see
if he's seen anything.
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00:10:07,531 --> 00:10:10,012
Hey, did you
see a bus go by?
105
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No.
106
00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:13,712
Oh, well,
finding that bus
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is gonna make
Getraer a happy man.
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Hmm.
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And me a hero.
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Close.
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- Hi, sarge.
- Uh, hi, Frank.
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'
- 'Great, sarge.'
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Glad to...hear it. Oh-h-h..
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Um, I'll have the report on
that bus in about five minutes.
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Good. Good.
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Hey, quick energy.
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Yeah, and indigestion.
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'Something you wanna tell me?'
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Oh! Oh, yeah, Frank.
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Rev. Goldstein
wanted me to..
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...express to you
his appreciation
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for your speedy
recovery of the bus.
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I gotta admit, Frank.
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I'm surprised it
was youand not Jon.
125
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Well, hey, uh, we all
have our days, you know.
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Yeah.
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And I bet you're probably sorry
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for the way you came
down on me this morning.
129
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Yeah, Frank, I am.
130
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Um, I know how you could
make it up to me, sarge.
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How, Frank?
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It's yours.
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00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:05,432
"Francis Poncherello
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California Highway
Patrol officer."
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00:12:07,739 --> 00:12:09,001
Officer?
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I thought you were a sergeant.
137
00:12:13,527 --> 00:12:15,311
Well, not exactly.
Actually, you were--
138
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You led me to believe
you were a sergeant.
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- Forget it.
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I can't believe Iam going
to a restaurant in a camper.
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We are going to
a restaurant, aren't we?
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Yeah. And a good one too.
143
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And everybody knows..
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...this is a motor
home, not a camper.
145
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Could have fooled me.
146
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Looks more like a locker room.
147
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Yeah, I know. But I'm
really into sports, alright?
148
00:12:44,993 --> 00:12:47,735
Well, I wish you were
really into driving
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'cause you just changed
lanes without signaling.
150
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- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
151
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- 'No, I didn't!'
- Yes, you did.
152
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Not only are you
a lousy driver
153
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'but you'll probably
just flash your badge'
154
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:23,205
'and get out of
paying the ticket.'
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I won't need to
156
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because I did not
break the law.
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- Good evening, officer.
- Good evening.
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Sir, you made an unsafe
lane change back there.
159
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,399
Uh, excuse me, officer, I think
you're mistaken. You see, I--
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May I see your driver's license
and registration, please?
161
00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:08,903
But you can't.
Uh, you can't, officer.
162
00:14:08,947 --> 00:14:10,470
You see, I checked
the traffic. I was--
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00:14:10,513 --> 00:14:12,907
Yes, sir. You forgot
your directional.
164
00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:14,256
I told you so.
165
00:14:15,954 --> 00:14:17,346
'Now if you'll just sign here.'
166
00:14:21,524 --> 00:14:23,004
Signing is not
an admission of guilt
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but only your promise
to appear in court.
168
00:14:24,919 --> 00:14:26,834
I know. I know.
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00:14:33,536 --> 00:14:35,060
Please drive safely, sir.
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00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:36,104
And, uh, watch yourself
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merging back into traffic.
172
00:14:41,457 --> 00:14:43,111
Oh, Getraer will kill me
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when he finds out.
174
00:14:45,984 --> 00:14:47,159
Who's Getraer?
175
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:50,989
He's the sergeant.
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00:15:15,491 --> 00:15:17,450
Hey, this
is a switch.
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00:15:17,493 --> 00:15:20,279
You getting
here before me.
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00:15:20,322 --> 00:15:22,803
Oh, that's right, you
got the afternoon off.
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00:15:22,846 --> 00:15:25,197
Comp time. You wanna
get an early start?
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00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,200
No. I couldn't sleep
last night. I got a--
181
00:15:28,243 --> 00:15:30,898
Oh, yeah, how was your date?
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00:15:30,942 --> 00:15:33,683
She could have kept that plane
in the air with her mouth.
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00:15:33,727 --> 00:15:36,948
It works at 6,000 RPMs.
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00:15:36,991 --> 00:15:39,385
- I'm sorry, Ponch.
- 'Hey, Jon.'
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Is there something wrong
with the way I live?
186
00:15:41,561 --> 00:15:44,390
What do you mean?
Why do you say that?
187
00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:47,959
Well, you're never in
trouble...and I always am.
188
00:15:48,002 --> 00:15:50,483
Hey, come on. You were
the one that found the bus.
189
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That was yesterday.
You see, I got a..
190
00:15:56,445 --> 00:15:58,186
I don't believe it.
191
00:16:11,243 --> 00:16:13,332
Oh, she's gonna skin
me alive for sure.
192
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:15,899
I've been late since
the day I was born.
193
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,827
LA 7, Mary 3 and 4,
we are now in pursuit.
194
00:16:30,871 --> 00:16:32,786
Uh, eastbound on
the Pomona Freeway.
195
00:16:53,198 --> 00:16:55,983
Oh, CHiPs. Man.
196
00:16:56,027 --> 00:16:58,812
I know that I'm gonna be late
now. I'm gonna be real late now.
197
00:16:58,855 --> 00:17:00,074
'No, I ain't gonna stop.'
198
00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:02,076
Come on, baby,
give it to me now.
199
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,904
You got to give it to me now.
200
00:17:03,947 --> 00:17:05,253
You have got to go!
201
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,955
Gonna lose my license for sure.
202
00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:14,306
The judge told me don't
come down there no more.
203
00:17:14,349 --> 00:17:16,917
All them tickets. Why did
I get all those tickets?
204
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:23,619
Oh, no! Oh, no!
205
00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:24,881
They got me now.
206
00:17:31,932 --> 00:17:34,935
No more drivin',
no more license.
207
00:17:34,978 --> 00:17:37,503
I'm sorry, little
car, but I am mad.
208
00:17:56,696 --> 00:18:00,613
Broke my car. Gonna get another
ticket. Mama's gonna kill me.
209
00:18:00,656 --> 00:18:02,441
- Excuse me, sir.
- I've had it!
210
00:18:02,484 --> 00:18:03,964
You mind stepping
out of the car?
211
00:18:04,007 --> 00:18:05,748
Step out?
212
00:18:15,889 --> 00:18:17,847
I am really mad.
213
00:18:17,891 --> 00:18:20,720
Mama would've said, "Don't
be mad." But I'm mad anyway.
214
00:18:20,763 --> 00:18:21,938
May I see your driver's license
215
00:18:21,982 --> 00:18:23,766
and registration, please?
216
00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:26,639
Lose my temper, lose
my license. Same game.
217
00:18:26,682 --> 00:18:28,728
Driver's license
and registration?
218
00:18:28,771 --> 00:18:30,295
Told mama I was gonna
be home for dinner.
219
00:18:30,338 --> 00:18:32,166
Now here I'm out here
stopped on a highway
220
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,168
trying to...mess around..
221
00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:35,952
What am I gonna do?
222
00:18:35,996 --> 00:18:37,519
I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
223
00:18:37,563 --> 00:18:39,652
'Messing around with
you...all the time!'
224
00:18:39,695 --> 00:18:42,002
Just messing around. God!
225
00:18:42,045 --> 00:18:43,569
What's that yo-you
think he's doing?
226
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:50,010
I think we got
a 51-50, Ponch.
227
00:18:56,843 --> 00:18:59,106
Yeah. He's about
three quarts low.
228
00:19:05,547 --> 00:19:06,940
You think he heard
what I called him?
229
00:19:19,257 --> 00:19:21,737
I wanna know how
he got in that car.
230
00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:24,044
I don't know. I wish he'd
just get back in there.
231
00:19:33,532 --> 00:19:34,750
'Oh, boy.'
232
00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:49,417
I'll call for backup.
233
00:19:49,461 --> 00:19:51,637
We don't need it.
234
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:52,768
That guy could wipe
out the front line
235
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:54,074
of the Dallas Cowboys.
236
00:19:54,117 --> 00:19:55,380
We need all
the backup we can get.
237
00:19:55,423 --> 00:19:56,946
Ponch, there's no law against
238
00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:58,426
destroying your own property.
239
00:19:58,470 --> 00:20:00,167
'The only thing we have
him for is speeding'
240
00:20:00,211 --> 00:20:02,343
'and, uh, maybe littering.'
241
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,096
Here, hold this a minute.
242
00:20:23,712 --> 00:20:25,714
I got something in my eye.
243
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,239
Get it out, partner. I don't
wanna stand here by myself.
244
00:20:45,256 --> 00:20:47,083
You, uh, find
this amusing?
245
00:20:47,127 --> 00:20:48,911
Who, me? Oh, no.
246
00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:50,870
Not at all, sir.
247
00:20:50,913 --> 00:20:52,393
You got something
for me to sign?
248
00:20:52,437 --> 00:20:54,352
Uh, yes, sir, uh..
249
00:20:54,395 --> 00:20:55,918
...just sign at the bottom
here in the box
250
00:20:55,962 --> 00:20:58,138
and we won't detain
you any longer, sir.
251
00:21:15,677 --> 00:21:16,809
Thank you.
252
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,909
This one's for mama.
253
00:21:29,952 --> 00:21:31,998
This one's for the judge!
254
00:21:34,957 --> 00:21:36,437
Mama.
255
00:21:36,481 --> 00:21:38,874
Judge. No license.
256
00:21:38,918 --> 00:21:40,311
Hey, he's got your pen.
257
00:21:42,661 --> 00:21:45,011
Yeah, well, uh,
pens are replaceable.
258
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,582
Now what am I gonna tell mama?
259
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,671
Better call Einhorn Tow.
260
00:21:52,714 --> 00:21:55,369
Yeah. Tell them
to bring a shovel.
261
00:21:57,937 --> 00:22:00,026
LA 15, 7 Mary 3..
262
00:22:03,899 --> 00:22:05,510
There's nowhere like
the Mexican Alps
263
00:22:05,553 --> 00:22:07,294
for this kind of food.
264
00:22:07,338 --> 00:22:10,210
Yeah. Look, Jon, I gotta
talk to you about--
265
00:22:10,253 --> 00:22:12,430
Darn it, I told her
to hold the secret sauce.
266
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,868
I think I'm in big trouble.
I got this--
267
00:22:15,911 --> 00:22:19,437
I always wonder why
they call this sauce a secret.
268
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,135
I made this unsafe
lane change.
269
00:22:22,178 --> 00:22:24,572
'A 2-15, me.'
270
00:22:24,616 --> 00:22:27,445
It's no secret to me, man.
This is 20 weight motor oil.
271
00:22:27,488 --> 00:22:29,577
Getraer will kill me
if he finds out.
272
00:22:29,621 --> 00:22:32,841
This is it. I'm taking it back.
This is not what I asked for.
273
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,582
Will you listen to me?
274
00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:36,715
I got a ticket last night!
275
00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:42,503
Uh, Ponch,
that's not very cool.
276
00:22:42,547 --> 00:22:43,765
No kidding, cisco.
277
00:22:44,766 --> 00:22:45,941
What am I gonna do?
278
00:22:50,163 --> 00:22:51,947
I don't know.
I'll work it out.
279
00:22:51,991 --> 00:22:53,340
What
280
00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:57,344
Go to driving school.
281
00:22:57,388 --> 00:22:58,867
Yeah, come on.
282
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,303
That way the ticket
doesn't go on your record
283
00:23:00,347 --> 00:23:02,088
and Getraer doesn't
find out about it.
284
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:05,091
Driving school?
Are you crazy?
285
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,397
People I ticket go there.
286
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,094
And what's more,
the instructors
287
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,009
'are CHP retired officers.'
288
00:23:10,052 --> 00:23:12,707
- Getraer knows them all.
- I'll tell you what.
289
00:23:12,751 --> 00:23:14,274
For the price of another
burrito, I can work it out.
290
00:23:14,317 --> 00:23:15,754
Okay.
291
00:23:15,797 --> 00:23:17,582
Why don't you run down
to the store and ask--
292
00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,279
'Hey, one of you guys
Officer Baker?'
293
00:23:19,322 --> 00:23:20,498
'What?'
294
00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:23,239
- Officer Baker.
295
00:23:23,283 --> 00:23:24,632
You got a phone call.
296
00:23:25,894 --> 00:23:26,852
Okay.
297
00:23:31,552 --> 00:23:32,510
Uh..
298
00:23:33,598 --> 00:23:35,338
Sorry about that.
299
00:23:41,693 --> 00:23:42,824
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
300
00:23:43,912 --> 00:23:45,479
Hey, this is Baker.
301
00:23:47,046 --> 00:23:48,003
What?
302
00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:55,968
Okay.
303
00:23:59,885 --> 00:24:00,886
I got it.
304
00:24:00,929 --> 00:24:02,148
I'm sorry, Jon
305
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,542
but you're the best man
for these calls.
306
00:24:04,585 --> 00:24:05,717
Yeah, I understand.
307
00:24:06,631 --> 00:24:07,588
Okay.
308
00:24:10,286 --> 00:24:11,418
Thank you.
309
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:21,341
What's the matter?
310
00:24:23,561 --> 00:24:25,519
Oh, uh, accident call.
311
00:24:29,958 --> 00:24:32,526
Hey, you can handle that.
312
00:24:33,832 --> 00:24:34,963
Yeah.
313
00:25:00,772 --> 00:25:02,730
Now you finish your sandwich.
314
00:25:02,774 --> 00:25:03,731
Okay.
315
00:25:07,909 --> 00:25:08,867
Hello, Mrs..
316
00:25:10,085 --> 00:25:12,087
- Yes.
317
00:25:12,131 --> 00:25:13,262
May we come in?
318
00:25:15,221 --> 00:25:16,614
Yes.
319
00:25:21,967 --> 00:25:23,838
Is something wrong?
320
00:25:23,882 --> 00:25:24,839
Sarah?
321
00:25:25,971 --> 00:25:27,755
Uh, my name is Jon Baker.
322
00:25:27,799 --> 00:25:29,801
I'm, uh, from the
California Highway Patrol.
323
00:25:31,193 --> 00:25:33,195
And, uh, I brought
your neighbor over here
324
00:25:33,239 --> 00:25:35,676
because I have something
important to talk to you about.
325
00:25:39,332 --> 00:25:41,334
Perhaps we could
sit down somewhere.
326
00:25:41,377 --> 00:25:42,640
Oh, sure.
327
00:25:43,379 --> 00:25:44,511
Thank you.
328
00:25:55,609 --> 00:25:57,480
Now, w
329
00:25:57,524 --> 00:25:58,873
I mean, there's
something wrong.
330
00:26:03,661 --> 00:26:06,098
It's Jerry.
My husband, Jerry.
331
00:26:07,969 --> 00:26:09,971
There's been an accident
this morning in Bakersfield.
332
00:26:10,015 --> 00:26:12,408
Oh, my God.
333
00:26:12,452 --> 00:26:14,062
Involving three people,
including your husband.
334
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:15,542
I'm afraid your husband--
335
00:26:15,586 --> 00:26:17,936
Well, is he alright?
I
336
00:26:20,068 --> 00:26:21,069
Badly?
337
00:26:24,725 --> 00:26:26,727
He died on the way
to the hospital.
338
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:29,208
No.
339
00:26:31,210 --> 00:26:33,821
No. It can't be.
340
00:26:35,388 --> 00:26:37,695
I asked Mrs. Wilner
to contact your doctor
341
00:26:37,738 --> 00:26:39,827
'and tell him to come over.'
342
00:26:39,871 --> 00:26:41,220
If there's anything else
we can do--
343
00:26:41,263 --> 00:26:43,526
But he-- Uh--
344
00:26:43,570 --> 00:26:46,660
We-we just spoke
last night.
345
00:26:46,704 --> 00:26:48,793
Are you sure it was Jerry?
346
00:26:49,924 --> 00:26:51,796
'Are you?'
347
00:26:51,839 --> 00:26:54,189
Ma'am, I wish there was
some way that..
348
00:26:54,233 --> 00:26:55,364
...or something that..
349
00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:05,592
Daddy, daddy!
350
00:27:58,123 --> 00:27:59,690
Excuse me.
351
00:28:21,973 --> 00:28:23,888
Quiet down, please.
352
00:28:23,931 --> 00:28:26,325
Now, the film tonight
is on intersections
353
00:28:26,368 --> 00:28:27,848
and right-of-way collisions.
354
00:28:27,892 --> 00:28:29,763
Now pay attention, please.
355
00:28:29,807 --> 00:28:31,069
Because there'll be
a quiz following.
356
00:28:38,859 --> 00:28:41,079
Hey, what are you
in here for?
357
00:28:41,122 --> 00:28:42,863
Unsafe lane change.
358
00:28:42,907 --> 00:28:45,561
I'm in for a 21-8-0-5C.
359
00:28:46,388 --> 00:28:47,781
A what?
360
00:28:47,825 --> 00:28:50,131
That means riding my horse
on the freeway.
361
00:28:50,175 --> 00:28:52,786
- That's not so bad.
- 'Oh, I know that.'
362
00:28:52,830 --> 00:28:56,398
But then I got cited
for a 23-1-1-2B.
363
00:28:56,442 --> 00:28:59,619
- 'That's right.'
364
00:28:59,662 --> 00:29:01,926
'My horse wouldn't wait till
I got back to the stable.'
365
00:29:01,969 --> 00:29:03,666
Now that's bad.
366
00:29:03,710 --> 00:29:07,061
You know, that's what
the motorcycle cop said.
367
00:29:07,105 --> 00:29:09,716
Well, hey, you can't blame him.
Being on a bike and all.
368
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,588
Oh, come on.
What are you?
369
00:29:12,632 --> 00:29:14,852
Some kind of cop lover
or somethin'?
370
00:29:14,895 --> 00:29:16,288
- Oh, no. No.
- Hmm.
371
00:29:16,331 --> 00:29:18,116
I can't stand them myself. Ugh.
372
00:29:27,865 --> 00:29:29,083
How did the accident call go?
373
00:29:30,345 --> 00:29:31,782
Ah, pretty rough, Ponch.
374
00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:36,569
You know, I hate those things.
375
00:29:38,832 --> 00:29:40,878
By the way, uh, how was your
first night in driving school?
376
00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:45,143
Just like I expected. Lousy.
377
00:29:45,186 --> 00:29:46,927
Cops are at the top
of everybody's hate list
378
00:29:46,971 --> 00:29:48,233
in that bunch,
you know that?
379
00:29:48,276 --> 00:29:50,975
Yeah
380
00:29:51,018 --> 00:29:53,064
No, I don't think so.
381
00:29:53,107 --> 00:29:55,066
What'd I tell you?
The kid's pure genius.
382
00:29:55,109 --> 00:29:56,807
The plan was fail
383
00:29:58,765 --> 00:29:59,722
Huh?
384
00:30:08,514 --> 00:30:09,907
Hey, officers.
385
00:30:12,213 --> 00:30:13,693
How do I get to Newhall?
386
00:30:15,042 --> 00:30:16,304
Pardon?
387
00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:34,366
Everything okay?
388
00:30:34,409 --> 00:30:35,889
I'm okay.
389
00:30:35,933 --> 00:30:38,631
But I'll never see
Newhall today.
390
00:30:48,684 --> 00:30:51,905
LA-15, 7-Mary-3 and 4,
in pursuit of a blue Dodge van.
391
00:30:51,949 --> 00:30:55,213
Northbound, Old Mill Road,
one mile north of Golden State.
392
00:30:55,256 --> 00:30:59,652
Give me a 28, 29
on a 106 late Lincoln.
393
00:30:59,695 --> 00:31:03,047
'10-4 Golden State units,
7-Mary-3 and 4 are in pursuit.'
394
00:31:41,999 --> 00:31:45,698
LA-15, 7-Mar-3 and 4,
pursuit is now eastbound
395
00:31:45,741 --> 00:31:47,961
Cuddy Canyon
approaching San Fernando.
396
00:33:03,341 --> 00:33:05,256
'Help!'
397
00:33:05,299 --> 00:33:06,300
'Help me! Somebody help me!'
398
00:33:06,344 --> 00:33:08,389
'Get me out of here! Please!'
399
00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:10,826
'Get me out!'
400
00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:13,699
'Get me out of here!'
401
00:33:14,830 --> 00:33:16,963
'Please help me!
Get me out!'
402
00:33:21,098 --> 00:33:22,099
'Did he get you?'
403
00:33:22,142 --> 00:33:23,404
I think he just got my boot.
404
00:33:23,448 --> 00:33:26,190
Help! Hey, get me
out of here!
405
00:33:26,233 --> 00:33:28,409
I'll check him.
406
00:33:28,453 --> 00:33:31,325
Help! Help me!
Get me out, please!
407
00:33:35,373 --> 00:33:37,070
Get me out of here,
please.
408
00:33:37,114 --> 00:33:39,072
- Help me. Get me out.
- Just hang in there.
409
00:33:39,116 --> 00:33:41,074
Just hang in there, alright?
Just lay quiet.
410
00:33:41,118 --> 00:33:42,249
We'll get you
in a minute.
411
00:33:44,121 --> 00:33:46,645
Alright. Well, we gotta figure
some way here, Ponch.
412
00:33:46,688 --> 00:33:48,342
- Alright.
- Just don't move.
413
00:33:48,386 --> 00:33:50,779
- Try not to get too excited.
- 'Please hurry.'
414
00:33:50,823 --> 00:33:52,520
Hang on.
415
00:33:54,653 --> 00:33:57,351
Hey, Fritz, put out
a Code 4 and roll 11-41.
416
00:33:57,395 --> 00:33:58,700
'And grab the fire
extinguishers.'
417
00:33:58,744 --> 00:34:00,354
'CO2 will lower the body temp.'
418
00:34:00,398 --> 00:34:02,748
That way they can't move.
And bring some crowbars!
419
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,967
Hey, get me out of here!
Please help me!
420
00:34:07,187 --> 00:34:08,406
'Baricza, you help Fritz.'
421
00:34:08,449 --> 00:34:09,711
Alright.
422
00:34:15,065 --> 00:34:17,284
- I can't get this thing--
- Ambulance is rolling.
423
00:34:17,328 --> 00:34:18,938
Okay. Break out
the rest of the windshield
424
00:34:18,981 --> 00:34:20,983
and get ready
to pull him out.
425
00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:02,155
Okay, guys, let's listen up.
426
00:35:02,199 --> 00:35:06,072
Uh, headquarters is planning
a special enforcement program
427
00:35:06,116 --> 00:35:09,293
to help reduce accidents
caused by drunk driving.
428
00:35:09,336 --> 00:35:12,165
Now, this study is focusing
here in the LA area.
429
00:35:12,209 --> 00:35:14,124
And to facilitate the program
430
00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:17,301
they've implemented
an overtime allotment.
431
00:35:17,344 --> 00:35:19,912
How could someone steal
such a big bus?
432
00:35:19,955 --> 00:35:22,567
Why would someone steal
a bus from church?
433
00:35:22,610 --> 00:35:24,482
- We'll find out.
- But Joe will find my bus.
434
00:35:24,525 --> 00:35:26,048
Uh, one last thing.
435
00:35:26,092 --> 00:35:28,790
The Ventura Freeway
from Van Nuys to Coldwater
436
00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:30,401
is, uh, under construction
and will--
437
00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:35,188
Come on in, uh, reverend.
438
00:35:35,232 --> 00:35:36,668
Yeah, what's the matter,
reverend?
439
00:35:36,711 --> 00:35:39,410
Joe, they do it again.
Not 20 minutes ago.
440
00:35:39,453 --> 00:35:42,195
One minute the bus
is there, and then, poof!
441
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,067
Okay, slow down.
Who is they?
442
00:35:45,111 --> 00:35:49,289
How should I know?
Do I look like a policeman?
443
00:35:49,333 --> 00:35:51,073
Please, put out
a "Calling all cars"
444
00:35:51,117 --> 00:35:53,163
or something.
445
00:35:53,206 --> 00:35:54,860
Hunter, put it on the air.
446
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,905
Right, sarge.
447
00:35:56,949 --> 00:35:58,994
Look, uh, we'll take care
of it, reverend.
448
00:35:59,038 --> 00:36:00,344
You go back to your church.
449
00:36:00,387 --> 00:36:02,215
We'll call you when
we get the bus, alright?
450
00:36:02,259 --> 00:36:04,609
Oh, thank you, Joe.
451
00:36:04,652 --> 00:36:07,351
And, uh, God bless.
And you too, fellas.
452
00:36:12,094 --> 00:36:13,922
Okay, guys.
453
00:36:13,966 --> 00:36:15,533
Let's get with it, huh?
454
00:36:15,576 --> 00:36:17,448
We're beginning
to look ridiculous.
455
00:36:17,491 --> 00:36:19,885
'That bus just lives
next door.'
456
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,278
The thieves probably came by
457
00:36:21,321 --> 00:36:23,280
and gave us a little beep
on their horn.
458
00:36:23,323 --> 00:36:24,542
Let's get to it.
459
00:36:35,117 --> 00:36:36,467
Hey, uh, don't worry, sarge.
460
00:36:36,510 --> 00:36:38,512
I found it once,
I'll find it again.
461
00:36:38,556 --> 00:36:39,687
Yeah, Frank.
462
00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:52,570
You know, I still can't
figure out who'd want that bus.
463
00:36:52,613 --> 00:36:54,485
Would you believe someone
that doesn't wanna go
464
00:36:54,528 --> 00:36:56,051
over five miles per hour?
465
00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:01,883
15-7-Mary-3 or 4,
5-David, bye.
466
00:37:03,407 --> 00:37:06,148
David-5,
go ahead to 7-Mary-4.
467
00:37:06,192 --> 00:37:08,281
I'm following
your 10-8-51 bus
468
00:37:08,325 --> 00:37:10,631
'eastbound on
the Angeles Crest Highway'
469
00:37:10,675 --> 00:37:11,806
'near Foothill Drive.'
470
00:37:13,068 --> 00:37:15,201
10-4.
Our ETA is about five.
471
00:37:15,245 --> 00:37:16,724
I don't really think
you have to hurry.
472
00:37:48,278 --> 00:37:50,976
Hey, Fritz, looks
like you get a gold star.
473
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:53,065
I thought Ponch saw it first.
474
00:37:53,108 --> 00:37:55,459
I heard your activity was low.
475
00:37:55,502 --> 00:37:57,765
Hey, thanks!
I owe ya!
476
00:38:00,246 --> 00:38:02,422
A real bunch of killers.
Who are they?
477
00:38:02,466 --> 00:38:03,989
You got me.
478
00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,482
Nice to see you again, sir.
479
00:38:18,525 --> 00:38:21,441
Uh, did you give up
on public transportation?
480
00:38:21,485 --> 00:38:23,443
Don't you know
you shouldn't talk to somebody
481
00:38:23,487 --> 00:38:25,271
when they're driving?
It's dangerous.
482
00:38:25,315 --> 00:38:27,839
- You ought to know that.
- Yes, sir, I do.
483
00:38:27,882 --> 00:38:29,928
That's why I'd like
you to pull over.
484
00:38:29,971 --> 00:38:32,409
Okay, but I want you
to know, young man
485
00:38:32,452 --> 00:38:34,802
I could outrun you
if I wasn't on this hill.
486
00:38:36,238 --> 00:38:37,675
Right.
487
00:38:37,718 --> 00:38:40,025
Over there on that shoulder,
uh, that'll be fine.
488
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:58,609
'Santa Monica units'
489
00:38:58,652 --> 00:39:01,307
'stalled vehicle in the number
one, westbound at Vermont.'
490
00:39:08,053 --> 00:39:10,360
Ladies and gentlemen, would you
all please step off the bus?
491
00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:18,585
- Take it easy now, ma'am.
- Here you go.
492
00:39:19,673 --> 00:39:21,632
My wrists are kind of delicate.
493
00:39:21,675 --> 00:39:23,895
You got any padded handcuffs?
494
00:39:23,938 --> 00:39:25,897
- I-I'll check my saddlebags.
- Thank you.
495
00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:27,551
This way, please.
496
00:39:45,699 --> 00:39:48,920
Son, tomorrow is our
golden wedding anniversary.
497
00:39:50,965 --> 00:39:53,272
Would it be alright
if we shared a cell?
498
00:39:53,315 --> 00:39:55,492
Uh, we'll see what
we can arrange, okay?
499
00:39:55,535 --> 00:39:56,710
- Thank you.
- Alright.
500
00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:00,322
Hey, this way.
501
00:40:01,628 --> 00:40:03,935
Ah...come here, partner.
502
00:40:03,978 --> 00:40:05,850
We wanna talk to you.
503
00:40:16,643 --> 00:40:18,253
This bus doesn't
belong to you.
504
00:40:18,297 --> 00:40:20,038
You know that,
don't you?
505
00:40:20,081 --> 00:40:21,518
Yeah, we stole it.
506
00:40:21,561 --> 00:40:23,998
Why would you want to do
a thing like that?
507
00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:25,870
Well, we just got
tired of waiting.
508
00:40:25,913 --> 00:40:29,569
'You see, the church has been
promising a picnic all summer.'
509
00:40:29,613 --> 00:40:31,615
Never got around to it,
so we...figured
510
00:40:31,658 --> 00:40:33,573
we'd take it ourselves.
511
00:40:33,617 --> 00:40:36,489
Yeah, well,
that's breaking the law.
512
00:40:36,533 --> 00:40:38,360
'It's moving!'
513
00:40:38,404 --> 00:40:39,927
Somebody help us!
514
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:41,625
'Somebody help us!'
515
00:40:47,544 --> 00:40:49,502
Oh, now we're alright.
516
00:40:58,511 --> 00:41:00,470
Jon, I think Ponch
is in trouble.
517
00:41:00,513 --> 00:41:01,558
Yeah.
518
00:41:05,605 --> 00:41:08,173
We're not stopping!
519
00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:10,175
Can't-can't you
stop the bus?
520
00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:11,568
'No.'
521
00:41:11,611 --> 00:41:14,701
'Oh.'
522
00:41:14,745 --> 00:41:16,486
The brakes are out!
Hold on!
523
00:41:33,633 --> 00:41:36,375
'Oh! Look back!'
524
00:41:41,162 --> 00:41:42,381
Alright, partner!
525
00:41:58,919 --> 00:42:00,138
'Can't stop it?'
526
00:42:17,329 --> 00:42:18,896
'Get out of the way!'
527
00:42:23,335 --> 00:42:25,032
Move it over!
528
00:42:31,996 --> 00:42:33,519
Move!
529
00:42:34,738 --> 00:42:36,217
Get them over!
530
00:42:45,139 --> 00:42:46,227
Keep it over!
531
00:42:47,577 --> 00:42:49,317
The one in the truck,
pull over!
532
00:42:53,757 --> 00:42:55,019
Come on, Ponch.
533
00:42:55,062 --> 00:42:57,238
'Help! Help! Help us.'
534
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,862
'Help us!'
535
00:43:11,905 --> 00:43:13,167
'What are we gonna do?'
536
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:42,806
Median!
537
00:43:44,329 --> 00:43:45,722
Attaboy. Come on, Ponch.
538
00:43:47,332 --> 00:43:48,594
Put it in that gravel.
539
00:44:14,968 --> 00:44:19,320
Harold, let's go
and thank the young man.
540
00:44:19,364 --> 00:44:20,495
Oh, yeah.
541
00:44:38,209 --> 00:44:41,255
Oh, you saved our lives.
542
00:44:41,299 --> 00:44:44,868
Oh, sonny, you are
a darn good driver.
543
00:44:44,911 --> 00:44:46,086
- Come on, honey.
- I'll say..
544
00:44:46,130 --> 00:44:48,480
- Let's get over here.
- Phew!
545
00:44:48,523 --> 00:44:50,743
I'm just glad you went
to driving school.
546
00:45:15,725 --> 00:45:19,380
Hey, wow, man,
you've grown a beard.
547
00:45:20,730 --> 00:45:22,079
It's hereditary.
548
00:45:22,122 --> 00:45:24,081
Hey, that's heavy.
549
00:45:25,169 --> 00:45:27,432
Yeah.
550
00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:29,521
I'm gonna graduate
at the top of the class.
551
00:45:29,564 --> 00:45:31,479
And it was all your idea.
552
00:45:31,523 --> 00:45:32,959
I can't thank you
enough, partner.
553
00:45:33,003 --> 00:45:34,308
I'm glad you came.
554
00:46:06,601 --> 00:46:08,995
I had to come here
or lose my license.
555
00:46:13,043 --> 00:46:15,132
Cops.
556
00:46:20,441 --> 00:46:22,182
Boy, I hate cops.
557
00:46:27,709 --> 00:46:29,581
Say...have we met?
558
00:46:36,370 --> 00:46:37,807
- Yeah.
559
00:46:39,373 --> 00:46:42,159
Uh, no, I don't think
we've had the pleasure.
560
00:46:45,684 --> 00:46:48,295
Say, brother,
haven't we met?
561
00:46:50,210 --> 00:46:51,646
Oh, no, monsieur.
562
00:46:51,690 --> 00:46:53,518
Never.