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- Yeah, I bought yesterday.
- But I bought the day before.
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No, Ponch. That was Sunday.
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- So we weren't on duty.
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Then I bought
the day before that.
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No, that was a holiday
and we were off.
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Well, like I said.
It was my turn to buy.
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Hey, Jon! See the notice
about the bowling tournament?
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Yeah.
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Well, what do you say?
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I mean, there's gonna be
a trophy in it.
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'And it could have
your name on it.'
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- Right underneath mine.
- I don't know, Ponch.
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I used to work in a bowling
alley when I was in high school.
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I think I had my fill.
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Come on!
I need a partner.
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Partner.
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You aren't gonna
give up, are you?
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No way.
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Attention,
Ventura Freeway units.
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'A 2-11 just occurred
at Ratner's Market.'
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'1300 White Oak.'
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'Two 2-11 suspects
on motorcycles, southbound'
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'on the Hollywood Freeway
at Vermont.'
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Hey, we were just there.
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Let's go.
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Hey, I could pull you over
and cite you for that!
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Hey, Ponch.
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'It's them!'
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LA, 7 Mary 3 and 4 in pursuit,
possible 2-11 suspects, uh
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Eastbound Ventura and Reseda.
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'10-4, 7 Mary 3.'
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- Off your bikes!
- Now! And grab some sky!
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Move over there.
Get over here.
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Okay, turn around,
take off your helmets.
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'Male suspects, huh?'
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Oh, yeah.
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Somethin' funny, ladies?
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- Uh, no, sir.
- LA, 7 Mary 3.
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Pursuit is code 4,
negative on the suspects.
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Uh, Eastbound Ventura,
West of Haskell.
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10-4, 7 Mary 3.
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Let me see both of
your driver's license.
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Mine too.
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Why didn't you pull over
when you saw us?
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Uh, we really didn't think
you were serious.
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'Oh, uh..'
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Oh, you didn't think
we were serious?
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Right.
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Don't you know what red
flashing lights mean, huh?
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That your pants are on fire?
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You ladies aren't doing anything
to help yourselves.
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'15-40, LA. There's a
hitchhiker, northbound..'
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'It's kind of cute.'
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'Might start a trend.'
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Well, what do we have here,
a laugh
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We thought they were
the suspects, sarge.
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Oh, is that right?
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Suspects were male, remember?
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Yeah, well, we didn't know
they were girls.
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Uh, how long did it take you
to figure that out, Baker?
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Well, we pulled up behind them
and they had their helmets on.
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Hey, Frank,
I like your underwear.
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How did that happen?
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Well, this guy flipped a
cigarette out of the car window
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and it landed on my lap.
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- 'And, uh..'
- Come on.
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'Uh, I would
like to know, Frank'
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why a cigarette, when it has
the whole freeway to land on
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decides to land on your lap?
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I guess the whole world's
got it in for me, huh?
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Uh, no, Frank. Just a few of us.
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Hey, uh, I hate to break up
this friendly chitchat
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but Ponch has to be
in court in 30 minutes.
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And, uh, I don't think
those hot pants
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are gonna go over too well
with Judge Lindheim.
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Hey, he's right.
I gotta go home and change.
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You don't have time. You can
borrow a pair at the office.
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Hey, sarge, got any salve
in your first-aid ki..
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Forget it, okay?
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Boy.
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'And therefore, Your Honor..'
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'...if the officer
were parked at La Brea.'
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'Uh, that is 0.76 miles
from where he stopped me.'
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And if in fact he clocked me
for half a mile..
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...it is clear, Your Honor..
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..that the officer's motorcycle
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must have had
an average velocity
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of approximately..
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...175 miles an hour.
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I can calculate again
if you wish.
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No, that won't
be necessary, Mr. Wee.
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The court is convinced
that reasonable doubt exists.
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'Case dismissed.'
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Sidney M. Engelhardt.
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Hey, you wanna borrow
the "Wee" abacus?
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Are you kidding?
This case is open and shut.
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Just watch me.
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Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
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State your name, please.
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'Officer Frank Poncherello,
California Highway Patrol.'
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Assigned to
motorcycle enforcement.
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Central division.
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Would you describe for the court
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the circumstances surrounding
Mr. Engelhardt's citation?
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Uh, yes, sir, Your Honor.
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There was a minor accident
near Stadium Way.
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I had just finished
laying down
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a flare pattern
to control traffic
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'when Mr. Engelhardt
grew impatient'
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'and cut through the flare line,
and tried to merge'
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'with other cars waiting to get
into the baseball game.'
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When I tried to stop him,
he ignored me
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and charged ahead even further.
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I cited him for violation
of section 2800.
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'"Failure to obey
a traffic officer."'
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Mr. Engelhardt, be patient.
You'll get your turn.
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Officer Poncherello, do you have
anything else to add?
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No, Your Honor.
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It's your turn, Mr. Engelhardt.
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Thank you, Your Honor,
with your permission
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I would like to, uh,
make some corrections
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in the diagram.
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Please feel free.
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Okay, because, um..
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...see, first of all, the, uh
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the flare line is completely
and incorrectly stated on here.
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'The flare line is out of place,
and it's not right.'
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The flare line here,
I'll tell you exactly where..
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um, you see,
if the court pleases, may I?
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Please, feel free.
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Um, you see,
the flare line is right--
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Oh..
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The chalk is..
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'The, the flare line
is completely wrong.'
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See, it's not here as he said.
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See, the flare line is here.
This is the flare line. See?
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'It comes right down here. See?'
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Flares, flares, flare, flare.
That's the flare line, see?
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Ain't that right?
That's the flare line.
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No, it's wrong. Doesn't,
see, it's not..
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'cause it's coming over the
turn-off here. See, it has..
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Ah, here! Here is the flare.
Ah, now I see.
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'I see flare, flare, flare,
flare, flare.'
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'The turn-off is not here
like, like he said.'
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Here is the turn-off. It was
north of the flare line. See?
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'And the flares come all the way
down here. You see that?'
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The central divider's here.
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'I can tell you exactly
what happened, Your Honor.'
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'See now.'
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I was standing, I was,
see? I was right over here.
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I was tryin'
to come off the freeway.
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All of a sudden, I saw
all these flares all around.
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00:11:03,718 --> 00:11:06,199
So, naturally, I was gonna stop
because the flares were there.
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And, uh, you know,
when the, and then
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I looked in my rear-view mirror
and I saw this giant
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black and orange tanker.
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Tanker right over here.
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'So, naturally, black and orange
is right over, just like this.'
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00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:19,734
'I had to get out
of the line' otherwise'
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'I would've been creamed.'
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'It was really barrelin'
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'down on me, behind me.'
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Suddenly, I saw this cop
comin' at me, waving his flare
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like some kind of a,
some kind of a pyromaniac
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'you know,
yellin' his head off.'
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'I mean, at first'
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I'll tell you the truth,
Your Honor.
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I thought
he was some kind of nut.
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'Tell you the truth, I was just
tryin' to get out of his way.'
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But then, I saw, I saw
the things, the junk hang
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I knew he was an officer.
So I stopped immediately.
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And I said, "What can I do?
What can I anything?"
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Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Engelhardt.
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- But he didn't listen to me.
- Yes.
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The court has heard
sufficient evidence.
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Thank you, Mr. Engelhardt.
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'Officer Poncherello.'
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Did you see the tanker
that he described?
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- No, ma'am, Your Honor.
- Of course, he didn't see.
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He was too busy runnin'
those flares and yellin'
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it was like the fourth of July.
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All I saw was
the defendant's camper.
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He crossed my flare line!
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00:12:07,042 --> 00:12:08,696
It's his word against mine,
Your Honor, right?
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00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:10,785
'That's right.'
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00:12:10,829 --> 00:12:12,134
Unless you have a witness.
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In that case, Your Honor
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I respectfully beg
the court's indulgence
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for a continuance.
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00:12:22,754 --> 00:12:25,365
What would be the conditions
for a continuance?
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I would, I need some more time
to gather evidence, Your Honor
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is what I..
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This is a very unusual request,
Mr. Engelhardt.
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Your honor..
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...justice demands it.
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The court grants
a 48 hour continuance.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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You do your best,
you bust your butt
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day in and day out
to make the grade.
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What do you get? Some jerk
calling you incompetent.
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00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:25,991
Hey, Ponch,
just do yourself a favor
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and forget it, alright?
The guy is crazy.
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00:13:28,645 --> 00:13:30,691
Yeah, you're right. Crazy.
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00:13:30,734 --> 00:13:33,389
You're not gonna give me
the shaft too, are you?
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- Now you're talkin'.
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00:13:35,957 --> 00:13:37,393
Don't worry,
you won't be sorry.
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00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:39,526
I better warn you,
I need some practice.
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00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,223
I'm a little rusty.
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00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:44,792
Ah, don't worry,
I'll teach you all my tricks.
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00:13:44,836 --> 00:13:46,707
You'll bowl 300 every time.
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Anything you say, old buddy.
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00:14:31,883 --> 00:14:33,580
Good afternoon, sir.
May I see--
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00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,930
- Just fine, thank you.
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00:14:35,974 --> 00:14:38,367
May I see your driver's license
and registration, please?
215
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,500
Look, don't you recognize me?
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00:14:43,677 --> 00:14:46,201
Yes, sir. May I see
your driver's license, please?
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00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,813
Just a minute now.
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00:14:52,294 --> 00:14:53,643
'Here's the license.'
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00:14:53,687 --> 00:14:55,210
Thank you.
And registration too.
220
00:14:55,254 --> 00:14:57,604
And here's the registration.
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00:14:58,344 --> 00:14:59,954
Thank you.
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00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:02,217
Listen, this has expired
almost two months now--
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I don't believe it.
"21
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"21 Right?
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00:15:09,137 --> 00:15:11,400
You're almost right.
And how are you today?
226
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,968
Wow, this is really somethin'.
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00:15:14,012 --> 00:15:17,624
What an honor! Hey, Jon,
this is Broderick Crawford.
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I know. I knew when I came up
here. Besides, I gotta write--
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Boy oh boy,
I have watched you for years
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over and over and over.
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Hey, hey.
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21-50, bye.
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00:15:27,808 --> 00:15:30,724
21-50, over.
21-50 to headquarters.
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00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:32,247
'Huh Huh?'
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00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:33,945
Yeah, that's right.
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00:15:33,988 --> 00:15:35,990
You know, I was makin'
those highway patrol shows
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long before you guys were born.
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00:15:37,992 --> 00:15:40,429
Yeah, they don't make TV shows
like that anymore.
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00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,388
Yeah, that's right.
They don't, do they?
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00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,270
Say it for me, please,
the guys at the office
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will never believe it.
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21-50, bye.
21
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Alright, alright, alright.
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21-50 to headquarters.
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21-50 to headquarters.
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00:16:08,544 --> 00:16:10,894
Headquarters, bye.
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00:16:10,938 --> 00:16:13,158
Boy, that was great, huh?
248
00:16:16,944 --> 00:16:18,859
Hey, I'll be right back.
Don't go away.
249
00:16:18,902 --> 00:16:20,426
That's great.
250
00:16:22,123 --> 00:16:24,734
Oh. Can I borrow your pen?
This thing's out of ink.
251
00:16:24,778 --> 00:16:25,909
What?
252
00:16:25,953 --> 00:16:27,476
Your ink pen, please?
253
00:16:28,782 --> 00:16:31,132
you gotta be kiddin'.
254
00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:36,746
What are you doin' here?
255
00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:40,533
Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.
256
00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:42,491
Well, if you're not doing
"nothin' at all"
257
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,711
and you don't have car trouble,
then move out.
258
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,582
'Because I could write you up.'
259
00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:50,412
We don't want people to say that
I'm harassing you, do we, sir?
260
00:16:50,456 --> 00:16:52,110
No, no. No.
261
00:16:52,153 --> 00:16:53,589
Move out.
262
00:17:04,383 --> 00:17:07,647
- 21-50, over and out.
- 10-4.
263
00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,040
[woman speaking indistinctly
over radio]
264
00:17:11,694 --> 00:17:12,739
Hey!
265
00:17:15,698 --> 00:17:18,049
Hey, Jon, I wanted
to get his autograph.
266
00:17:22,444 --> 00:17:25,317
And how could you?
How could you do it?
267
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,971
My hero, Mr. Highway patrol,
and you give him a ticket.
268
00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:30,104
I only gave him a warning.
Don't you see?
269
00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:32,585
I just gave him a mechanical
to get his autograph.
270
00:17:34,326 --> 00:17:36,328
I'll give you a Xerox copy.
271
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,167
Yeah, pretty good.
272
00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:50,994
Not that. Over there.
273
00:17:54,128 --> 00:17:55,521
Oh, fantastic,
they're comin' this way.
274
00:17:55,564 --> 00:17:57,479
I knew my luck
was about to change.
275
00:18:10,231 --> 00:18:13,147
What we need is
a foursome, uh..
276
00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:14,888
'I mean, if we're gonna
work as a team'
277
00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:18,544
we ought to find a team
to compete against, right?
278
00:18:18,587 --> 00:18:20,676
Yeah, we play a little
better under pressure.
279
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,374
You got it.
280
00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:26,856
Oh, hi.
281
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,685
Ignore 'em, they'll go away.
282
00:18:29,729 --> 00:18:31,687
I'll bet you ladies
never had the opportunity
283
00:18:31,731 --> 00:18:34,690
to bowl against a three-time
national champ, huh?
284
00:18:37,389 --> 00:18:39,217
Well, no, now that
you mentioned it, never.
285
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:41,393
Well, isn't that
a coincidence.
286
00:18:41,436 --> 00:18:42,481
I never have either.
287
00:18:46,572 --> 00:18:49,705
Look, I'm telling you,
that's what our policy is.
288
00:18:49,749 --> 00:18:52,708
Don't tell me about your policy.
I want my money back.
289
00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:56,016
But you had 'em all day.
You still owe us 5 bucks.
290
00:18:56,059 --> 00:18:57,626
Give me my money.
291
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,847
I got a mind to throw you
down one of your alley!
292
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:04,590
- Excuse me, sir.
- Butt out.
293
00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:06,853
- My money!
- I said, excuse me.
294
00:19:08,115 --> 00:19:09,421
Butt out.
295
00:19:14,556 --> 00:19:16,123
Uh, my partner.
296
00:19:20,475 --> 00:19:23,217
- You guys aren't on duty.
- Twenty-four hours a day.
297
00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:26,133
'What seems to be the problem?'
298
00:19:26,177 --> 00:19:27,787
This guy won't give me
my deposit back.
299
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:30,224
That's because he doesn't
have it coming.
300
00:19:30,268 --> 00:19:33,358
- He's a thief.
301
00:19:33,401 --> 00:19:35,098
There's no law against that.
302
00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:37,057
Depends on
what you do afterward.
303
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,973
Well, what am I doin'?
This guy's rippin' me off!
304
00:19:40,016 --> 00:19:42,541
Hey, why don't you go home
and take a little rest, alright?
305
00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:52,638
And, uh..
306
00:19:54,205 --> 00:19:55,510
I trust you aren't driving.
307
00:19:57,469 --> 00:19:59,079
Uh, I'm walkin'.
308
00:20:01,603 --> 00:20:03,736
- Thanks, fellas.
- You betcha.
309
00:20:03,779 --> 00:20:05,607
Listen, we need
a couple pairs of shoes.
310
00:20:05,651 --> 00:20:07,783
- No.
311
00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:09,524
Nine-and-a-half C
and a ten B.
312
00:20:17,619 --> 00:20:21,449
The first key to great bowling
is finger spread.
313
00:20:21,493 --> 00:20:23,712
You need the strength
of an eagle's talons
314
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,454
'and the finesse
of a' watchmaker.'
315
00:20:26,498 --> 00:20:28,413
The second key
to great bowling is form.
316
00:20:30,023 --> 00:20:32,460
Form combined with perfect
harmony of motion.
317
00:20:33,809 --> 00:20:35,724
Why don't I just show you how?
318
00:20:49,825 --> 00:20:51,610
The third finger
was a little snug on me.
319
00:20:51,653 --> 00:20:54,308
Warm-up. Now, that's very
important for a good game.
320
00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:56,528
You see, Ponch is such
a perfectionist.
321
00:20:56,571 --> 00:20:58,486
'Uh, he's kind of the
Beethoven of bowling.'
322
00:21:16,939 --> 00:21:18,680
We got a bad lane, folks.
323
00:21:25,339 --> 00:21:26,384
Hey, Jon..
324
00:21:26,427 --> 00:21:27,994
...if, uh, you shift your weight
325
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,866
on your left leg
you'd get a better take-off.
326
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:32,259
Okay, Ponch.
327
00:21:44,097 --> 00:21:45,838
Not bad.
Uh, can you do it again?
328
00:21:47,535 --> 00:21:49,885
I don't know.
The release didn't feel right.
329
00:21:49,929 --> 00:21:51,278
I'll give it a shot.
330
00:22:03,029 --> 00:22:04,596
That's great.
331
00:22:08,469 --> 00:22:09,949
Exactly what was your job
when you worked
332
00:22:09,992 --> 00:22:11,690
in the bowling alley?
333
00:22:11,733 --> 00:22:14,736
- I was the instructor.
- Instruct..
334
00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:16,869
You're a natural,
you can't miss.
335
00:22:16,912 --> 00:22:20,089
Being on a team with you is
like having a license to steal.
336
00:22:23,179 --> 00:22:25,051
We can clean house.
337
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,532
What--
- Oh, you'll see.
338
00:22:27,575 --> 00:22:28,750
You'll see.
339
00:22:35,061 --> 00:22:36,410
Oh!
340
00:22:36,454 --> 00:22:37,803
Oh!
341
00:22:37,846 --> 00:22:40,762
Look what you've done!
Are you crazy?
342
00:22:40,806 --> 00:22:42,503
You could have killed me.
343
00:22:42,547 --> 00:22:44,766
And my car! Oh, my car!
344
00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:46,333
I did just what you told me to!
345
00:22:46,377 --> 00:22:48,509
You said you were stalled,
weren't you?
346
00:22:48,553 --> 00:22:51,643
That is exactly the reason
you were supposed to push me.
347
00:22:51,686 --> 00:22:53,340
You, You are so stupid!
348
00:22:53,384 --> 00:22:55,473
Don't call me stupid,
I was doing a favor for you.
349
00:22:55,516 --> 00:22:56,909
'If anybody's stupid, it's you!'
350
00:22:56,952 --> 00:22:58,345
'Oh, look what you've done.'
351
00:22:58,389 --> 00:23:00,042
'You smashed up my car!'
352
00:23:00,086 --> 00:23:02,654
- I'm gonna sue you--
- It's not your whole car.
353
00:23:02,697 --> 00:23:05,526
It's just your bumper there.
How can you sue me?
354
00:23:05,570 --> 00:23:07,310
- You asked me to do it.
- Well..
355
00:23:07,354 --> 00:23:09,748
- Please, ladies. Please.
- You said 25 miles an hour.
356
00:23:09,791 --> 00:23:11,445
- That's exactly what I did.
- Ladies--
357
00:23:11,489 --> 00:23:15,101
The book says push me
up to 25 miles an hour
358
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,625
not hit me
at 25 miles an hour!
359
00:23:17,669 --> 00:23:19,453
- Ladies, please--
- Well, then you should have--
360
00:23:19,497 --> 00:23:22,543
Alright! Enough! Stop!
361
00:23:22,587 --> 00:23:25,372
Now, will you please
step on the curb, ladies?
362
00:23:25,416 --> 00:23:29,158
'Oh, officer, she told me
to push her. And I did.'
363
00:23:29,202 --> 00:23:33,293
'Push. Push. That's exactly
what I said. Push, not smash!'
364
00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:48,787
Don't move
and don't make a sound.
365
00:24:37,749 --> 00:24:41,404
'3 Adam 42,
1X45 in pursuit, 2-11 suspects.'
366
00:24:54,853 --> 00:24:57,508
And not only that,
I'm gonna see my doctor.
367
00:24:57,551 --> 00:24:59,379
Because I'm sure
that I have a whiplash.
368
00:24:59,422 --> 00:25:00,728
In fact, I know I have!
369
00:25:00,772 --> 00:25:02,338
- Well, I'm injured too--
- Oh!
370
00:25:02,382 --> 00:25:06,517
LA 15, 7 Mary 3. Roll one
11-85, Vineland and Riverside.
371
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:11,652
Ladies, stay on the curb!
Get back!
372
00:25:15,308 --> 00:25:16,831
Hey, Ponch,
there goes a hot roller
373
00:25:16,875 --> 00:25:18,877
and we're stuck here
with the debating society.
374
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,836
- I'm gonna call your husband--
- Yeah, our luck, partner.
375
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,578
- Don't you dare.
- If you think I'll keep quiet--
376
00:25:51,562 --> 00:25:53,564
'Hey, we drew a bye
in the first round.'
377
00:25:53,607 --> 00:25:55,696
- Yeah. We got lucky this time.
378
00:25:59,482 --> 00:26:00,962
'Hope our luck holds.'
379
00:26:05,576 --> 00:26:06,838
Good morning, fellas.
380
00:26:06,881 --> 00:26:07,882
- Hey, Ponch.
381
00:26:07,926 --> 00:26:09,536
- Alright.
382
00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:11,451
Are you guys gonna be
in that bowling tournament?
383
00:26:11,494 --> 00:26:13,627
Yeah, me and Fritz
are teamed up again.
384
00:26:13,671 --> 00:26:17,239
That's right,
you guys won it last year, huh?
385
00:26:17,283 --> 00:26:19,764
Hey, why don't you give
the rest of us a break?
386
00:26:19,807 --> 00:26:22,157
Because it's too much fun
watching you eat humble pie.
387
00:26:27,815 --> 00:26:31,993
Well, I think I'm gonna give it
a try again this year anyway.
388
00:26:32,037 --> 00:26:35,083
I might even be interested
in a little side bet.
389
00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:36,998
Be careful,
there's cops in here.
390
00:26:37,042 --> 00:26:39,697
A week's lunches at Gitnick's?
What do you say?
391
00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:41,524
Hey, wait a minute.
Who's your teammate?
392
00:26:41,568 --> 00:26:42,743
Oh, Jon.
393
00:26:45,877 --> 00:26:48,096
I've never seen Jon bowl.
Is he any good?
394
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:50,882
Well, he's got potential.
395
00:26:50,925 --> 00:26:53,406
But I'm gonna have
to give him some pointers.
396
00:26:54,494 --> 00:26:57,062
Wanna double the bets?
397
00:26:57,105 --> 00:26:58,150
Later, okay?
398
00:27:01,719 --> 00:27:05,766
Looks like somebody's
south 40's about to get plowed.
399
00:27:05,810 --> 00:27:08,116
Yeah, well, uh, at least
it isn't yours this time.
400
00:27:09,857 --> 00:27:11,119
Jonathan Baker.
401
00:27:15,907 --> 00:27:18,823
- Yeah.
- Please answer this yes or no.
402
00:27:20,259 --> 00:27:23,262
Do you or do you not
have in your possession
403
00:27:23,305 --> 00:27:27,527
a gold-plated, monogrammed
ballpoint pen
404
00:27:27,570 --> 00:27:30,965
belonging to one
Broderick Crawford?
405
00:27:39,539 --> 00:27:42,411
- 21-50, over.
- 21-50, bye.
406
00:27:43,848 --> 00:27:46,285
Would you kindly return it, huh?
407
00:27:46,328 --> 00:27:49,244
21-50 to headquarters.
10-4. 10-4.
408
00:27:49,288 --> 00:27:50,811
Hey, turn around.
409
00:27:50,855 --> 00:27:54,336
Okay, let's get down
to business.
410
00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:57,383
Those two robbery suspects
on motorcycles?
411
00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:59,646
Well, they've been
working overtime.
412
00:27:59,690 --> 00:28:02,170
They hit another supermarket
this morning.
413
00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:05,783
They got a real bag of tricks
up their sleeves.
414
00:28:05,826 --> 00:28:09,743
They used a pedestrian overpass
to lose sheriff's units.
415
00:28:09,787 --> 00:28:14,139
Then, they lost an LAPD unit
in the Newhall wash.
416
00:28:14,182 --> 00:28:16,707
And while he sat up
to his hubs in mud
417
00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:19,405
they disappeared
in a cloud of dust.
418
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:22,800
These characters are armed
and considered dangerous.
419
00:28:22,843 --> 00:28:24,627
So if you spot 'em
420
00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:26,586
uh, call for backup.
421
00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:29,937
11-79, with injuries
422
00:28:29,981 --> 00:28:32,374
westbound Santa Barbara off-ramp
at Chester Street.
423
00:28:32,418 --> 00:28:34,072
Uh, two motors, uh..
424
00:28:34,115 --> 00:28:37,031
Poncherello, Baker,
you wanna take it, please.
425
00:30:24,835 --> 00:30:26,445
Someone's in there.
426
00:30:26,488 --> 00:30:27,533
Hey, stay back!
427
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,578
'Look out!'
428
00:30:41,852 --> 00:30:43,505
Careful, Ponch.
Don't touch him.
429
00:30:45,856 --> 00:30:47,596
Okay. Alright.
430
00:30:49,207 --> 00:30:50,599
'Alright.'
431
00:31:01,132 --> 00:31:02,568
- Electric shock.
- Okay.
432
00:31:09,923 --> 00:31:11,882
'I can't get it open!'
433
00:31:11,925 --> 00:31:13,971
Help! Would someone help?
434
00:31:14,014 --> 00:31:15,886
You got anything to get that
wire out of the water?
435
00:31:15,929 --> 00:31:17,278
Yeah, pike pole in
back of the squad.
436
00:31:17,322 --> 00:31:18,497
I'll get it.
437
00:31:20,455 --> 00:31:22,805
- Help me. My baby's in here.
- Stay in the car, ma'am.
438
00:31:22,849 --> 00:31:24,677
'Just stay in there.
The car is grounding.'
439
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,114
If you get out,
you're gonna get electrocuted.
440
00:31:27,158 --> 00:31:30,248
- No. My baby's caught--
- Stay in the car!
441
00:31:30,291 --> 00:31:32,946
- No! Let me go!
- Stay in the car!
442
00:31:37,298 --> 00:31:39,474
No! Let me get out.
443
00:31:39,518 --> 00:31:42,260
Stay in the car. If you get out,
you'll get electrocuted.
444
00:31:42,303 --> 00:31:43,478
Release me.
445
00:31:47,221 --> 00:31:49,354
Help!
446
00:31:49,397 --> 00:31:50,746
No!
447
00:31:52,357 --> 00:31:54,750
Calm down, would you? Ponch!
448
00:32:01,148 --> 00:32:02,236
Let go!
449
00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:08,242
Calm down, ma'am.
450
00:32:08,286 --> 00:32:10,723
Just a minute.
Hurry up, Ponch!
451
00:32:16,033 --> 00:32:17,643
Okay, go!
452
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,993
Okay.
453
00:32:23,997 --> 00:32:25,172
Come here, baby.
454
00:32:25,216 --> 00:32:27,261
I'll get him.
Get out. Come on.
455
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:33,006
Come on. Yeah, he's alright.
Come on. Come on.
456
00:32:34,747 --> 00:32:37,576
- Everything's gonna be fine.
- I'm scared.
457
00:32:37,619 --> 00:32:40,492
I know. Now, calm yourself.
Here. Just relax.
458
00:32:40,535 --> 00:32:42,189
But I could have killed him.
459
00:32:42,233 --> 00:32:44,713
Hey. Take it easy, alright?
Look at the baby. Hey.
460
00:32:44,757 --> 00:32:47,412
Hey, he's a cute
little tyke, huh?
461
00:32:47,455 --> 00:32:49,414
You're out of danger now.
Try and calm yourself.
462
00:32:49,457 --> 00:32:51,720
Today's the first day
of my new job.
463
00:32:51,764 --> 00:32:54,636
I was late. I was trying to get
the baby to the sitter's.
464
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,464
Yeah, but we
gotta be more careful.
465
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,031
Being late is nothing compared
to what could've happened to--
466
00:32:58,075 --> 00:32:59,380
I've gotta go.
467
00:32:59,424 --> 00:33:01,121
- No, hold on.
- Let me have my baby!
468
00:33:01,165 --> 00:33:02,557
- Wait a minute.
- I have to go!
469
00:33:02,601 --> 00:33:05,299
But my boss. You don't
understand. My new job..
470
00:33:05,343 --> 00:33:06,866
Only place you're going is,
you and your baby are goin'
471
00:33:06,909 --> 00:33:08,476
to the hospital
to get checked, alright?
472
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,566
You don't understand.
My baby depends on me.
473
00:33:11,610 --> 00:33:14,134
Hey, we do understand.
474
00:33:14,178 --> 00:33:16,006
And if your baby depends on you
475
00:33:16,049 --> 00:33:18,443
then give him
a break, alright?
476
00:33:29,106 --> 00:33:31,891
- You're right. I'm sorry.
- Let's go.
477
00:33:33,588 --> 00:33:36,026
'10-6-Mary is 10-7 at IHOP's.'
478
00:33:42,858 --> 00:33:44,686
The baby seems fine.
479
00:33:44,730 --> 00:33:46,819
- I think she's okay too.
- Alright.
480
00:33:46,862 --> 00:33:48,386
We'll take 'em in
just to check 'em.
481
00:33:48,429 --> 00:33:49,517
Okay.
482
00:33:57,177 --> 00:33:59,832
Let's get our gear and get
this traffic squared away.
483
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:00,876
Alright.
484
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,625
See you at the donut
shop after court.
485
00:34:10,669 --> 00:34:12,062
Right, partner.
486
00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:02,155
Hey, pull it over.
487
00:35:03,765 --> 00:35:05,158
Yeah, you.
488
00:35:07,465 --> 00:35:08,988
I said pull it over!
489
00:35:10,946 --> 00:35:12,992
I said pull it over right now!
490
00:35:34,535 --> 00:35:36,233
Uh, what?
491
00:35:38,539 --> 00:35:41,151
Oh. I..
You don't speak English?
492
00:35:41,194 --> 00:35:42,848
Je comprend pas.
493
00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:45,851
You speak, uh, Francais?
494
00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:50,029
Francais?
Uh, no, I don't understand.
495
00:35:57,471 --> 00:36:00,126
Eh, no, you didn't
do anything wrong, sir.
496
00:36:00,170 --> 00:36:02,607
'You're safe.
You're okay. Safe.'
497
00:36:02,650 --> 00:36:03,651
- Safe.
- Ah.
498
00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:06,088
Look it here, look here. Okay.
499
00:36:06,132 --> 00:36:10,702
You-you-you're missing
a tire. See, that's all.
500
00:36:10,745 --> 00:36:12,617
See, the little tires, you're--
501
00:36:18,753 --> 00:36:20,146
Yeah.
502
00:36:20,190 --> 00:36:22,627
Uh, no, no, no, see, um..
503
00:36:22,670 --> 00:36:25,934
Your car, your auto?
504
00:36:25,978 --> 00:36:28,372
- Auto, auto, oui.
- Auto.
505
00:36:28,415 --> 00:36:34,247
Your auto has only one,
two, three tires.
506
00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:36,031
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- But most car..
507
00:36:36,075 --> 00:36:37,990
All these..
See, all these car..
508
00:36:38,033 --> 00:36:43,430
All of the cars mostly have
one, two, three, four.
509
00:36:54,049 --> 00:36:55,399
- Yeah.
510
00:36:59,577 --> 00:37:01,448
Hold on a minute.
Just let me show you.
511
00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:06,627
You know..
You understand "open"
512
00:37:06,671 --> 00:37:07,846
Ouvrir. Ouvrir.
513
00:37:07,889 --> 00:37:09,804
Yeah. Ouvrir.
514
00:37:09,848 --> 00:37:11,850
Ouvrir.Let's see.
Where's number five at?
515
00:37:13,852 --> 00:37:17,290
I don't believe you, monsieur.
516
00:37:17,334 --> 00:37:21,816
Listen, uh, is that the way
you drive in France?
517
00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:22,861
With just three little..
518
00:37:27,344 --> 00:37:28,649
'Problem, Jon?'
519
00:37:28,693 --> 00:37:30,260
Oh, uh, nothing.
520
00:37:30,303 --> 00:37:32,566
Just a little language barrier,
and, uh, three quarters
521
00:37:32,610 --> 00:37:33,741
'of a wheel allotment.'
522
00:37:47,102 --> 00:37:49,322
He says he got his wheel stolen.
523
00:37:49,366 --> 00:37:51,933
- He had his wheel stolen.
524
00:37:53,544 --> 00:37:55,850
Oh, yeah, yeah. Ouvrir.
525
00:38:03,989 --> 00:38:05,686
It's all yours, uh, Shain.
526
00:38:05,730 --> 00:38:08,298
Tell him to drive carefully,
and, uh, merci.
527
00:38:08,341 --> 00:38:10,430
Jon!
528
00:38:10,474 --> 00:38:13,041
'Look, your honor,
it-it was almost five o'clock.'
529
00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:20,484
'Y-your honor, 65 miles
in heavy traffic like this.'
530
00:38:20,527 --> 00:38:22,224
'It's-it's
a hot rider's dream.'
531
00:38:22,268 --> 00:38:24,488
'I mean, that day, they were
stacked up like sardines'
532
00:38:24,531 --> 00:38:26,228
'bumper to bumper.'
533
00:38:26,272 --> 00:38:27,317
'Look at the clock.'
534
00:38:30,189 --> 00:38:32,452
'The officer must
have made a mistake.'
535
00:38:32,496 --> 00:38:35,281
'Look, I was only going
20 miles per hour.'
536
00:38:35,325 --> 00:38:37,022
'The traffic was crawling.'
537
00:38:38,371 --> 00:38:41,461
So, as Your Honor
can clearly see
538
00:38:41,505 --> 00:38:43,724
at five o'clock on
the Ventura Freeway
539
00:38:43,768 --> 00:38:46,640
no one could possibly
go 65 miles an hour.
540
00:38:46,684 --> 00:38:49,339
- So if the court--
- I've seen enough, Mr. Connell.
541
00:38:49,382 --> 00:38:51,776
I suppose next you're gonna
show us pictures of your fa..
542
00:38:54,169 --> 00:38:55,345
...amily.
543
00:39:02,656 --> 00:39:04,397
Uh...lights, please.
544
00:39:08,183 --> 00:39:11,883
The court will take this
case under submission.
545
00:39:11,926 --> 00:39:15,321
The verdict will be
sent to you in the mail.
546
00:39:15,365 --> 00:39:19,107
Bailiff, would you help
Mr. Connell with his equipment?
547
00:39:19,151 --> 00:39:21,458
Um, you take care of this,
I'll get the screen.
548
00:39:23,982 --> 00:39:25,244
Sidney M. Engelhardt.
549
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,378
Excuse me, I was, uh..
550
00:39:30,336 --> 00:39:31,293
Sorry.
551
00:39:36,734 --> 00:39:38,518
'Mr. Engelhardt,
do you have your evidence?'
552
00:39:38,562 --> 00:39:39,998
Right here, Your Honor.
553
00:39:40,041 --> 00:39:42,957
I have been following this
so-called officer around
554
00:39:43,001 --> 00:39:44,872
for the last couple of days,
and I have proof
555
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:46,787
right here as to his
total incompetence.
556
00:39:46,831 --> 00:39:48,789
- 'I don't think the court is--'
- 'Look at the pictures.'
557
00:39:48,833 --> 00:39:49,877
'Here you go, see for yourself.'
558
00:39:59,496 --> 00:40:01,889
Officer Poncherello,
would you like to look at these?
559
00:40:04,501 --> 00:40:06,459
'You don't have
to comment, you know.'
560
00:40:06,503 --> 00:40:09,549
I'd be delighted, Your Honor.
561
00:40:09,593 --> 00:40:13,074
In this one, I was helping
this lady fetch her spare.
562
00:40:13,118 --> 00:40:15,207
There was an accident
at the top of this ramp.
563
00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:17,122
I had to get there in a hurry.
564
00:40:20,430 --> 00:40:22,344
Your Honor,
the beer can was evidence.
565
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:28,786
And here, my partner was giving
a ticket to Broderick Crawford.
566
00:40:28,829 --> 00:40:30,570
He didn't.
567
00:40:30,614 --> 00:40:31,876
Thank you.
568
00:40:33,921 --> 00:40:35,967
Mr. Engelhardt,
do you have anything to add?
569
00:40:37,621 --> 00:40:40,798
No.
570
00:40:40,841 --> 00:40:43,888
The court finds you guilty.
Please see the clerk.
571
00:40:43,931 --> 00:40:45,977
- But, Your Honor..
- The clerk.
572
00:40:52,331 --> 00:40:53,854
'Driver's license, please?'
573
00:40:55,726 --> 00:40:57,118
Would it be possible
to get a dozen shots
574
00:40:57,162 --> 00:40:58,772
of me with Broderick Crawford?
575
00:41:00,295 --> 00:41:01,383
No.
576
00:41:05,736 --> 00:41:07,955
Oh, I'm sure you guys
could join the tournament.
577
00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:09,217
It's just the fellas
in the office.
578
00:41:11,306 --> 00:41:15,485
Sounds like fun,
side bet and all.
579
00:41:15,528 --> 00:41:18,139
- Yup.
580
00:41:18,183 --> 00:41:19,140
You're on.
581
00:41:20,141 --> 00:41:21,491
Alright. Excuse me.
582
00:41:26,365 --> 00:41:28,889
Jon, I found a couple
of hot bowlers.
583
00:41:28,933 --> 00:41:30,412
Oh, yeah?
584
00:41:31,892 --> 00:41:34,504
Coffee and donuts
for a month. Hmm?
585
00:41:34,547 --> 00:41:35,983
Alright.
586
00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:37,550
'Attention, Hollywood units.'
587
00:41:37,594 --> 00:41:39,160
'A 2-11 just occurred
at Ocean Savings.'
588
00:41:39,204 --> 00:41:40,901
'Two male suspects
on motorcycles'
589
00:41:40,945 --> 00:41:43,991
'wearing black jackets
and visor helmets.'
590
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:45,558
'Hollywood units lASO'
591
00:41:45,602 --> 00:41:48,561
'reports two 2-11
suspects on motorcycles'
592
00:41:48,605 --> 00:41:50,432
'southbound on the Hollywood
Freeway at Vermont.'
593
00:41:50,476 --> 00:41:52,565
'One highway patrol unit
is in pursuit.'
594
00:41:52,609 --> 00:41:53,914
'Suspects are armed.'
595
00:45:18,815 --> 00:45:20,512
Which one do you want,
Sundance or Cassidy?
596
00:45:22,209 --> 00:45:23,733
I'll take Sundance.
597
00:45:41,098 --> 00:45:42,839
Hey, Ponch,
you still taking bets?
598
00:45:42,882 --> 00:45:45,102
Are you kidding? Sure.
599
00:45:50,324 --> 00:45:52,239
You know, I always suspected
you were crazy.
600
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,546
But now..
601
00:45:54,589 --> 00:45:56,243
- 'Mm-hm.'
602
00:45:56,287 --> 00:45:58,942
- You got it.
603
00:45:58,985 --> 00:46:01,161
Well, for your
information, gentlemen
604
00:46:01,205 --> 00:46:02,989
'me and old Jon
are gonna clean up.'
605
00:46:03,033 --> 00:46:05,339
I'll take all the action
I can get. Come on.
606
00:46:05,383 --> 00:46:07,864
'You've got a bet with every
guy on this shift, already.'
607
00:46:07,907 --> 00:46:09,517
'Whether they're
bowling or not.'
608
00:46:09,561 --> 00:46:11,084
Yeah, you're gonna
have to open up your
609
00:46:11,128 --> 00:46:12,564
own hamburger stand, Ponch.
610
00:46:15,262 --> 00:46:19,266
Ah. Here comes my loyal
teammate and ace bowler.
611
00:46:19,310 --> 00:46:22,400
Guess what? I got all these
fish to double their bets.
612
00:46:22,443 --> 00:46:23,749
Yeah, I wanna talk
to you about--
613
00:46:23,793 --> 00:46:25,055
We're gonna eat free
for the rest
614
00:46:25,098 --> 00:46:26,926
of our bike-riding lives.
615
00:46:26,970 --> 00:46:28,493
And when we finish with you guys
616
00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:30,147
'we're gonna take on
the sheriff's department.'
617
00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:31,975
- 'Yesterday when we chased--'
618
00:46:32,018 --> 00:46:34,847
Maybe, uh,
bowling for dollars--
619
00:46:34,891 --> 00:46:36,631
- Ponch!
'
620
00:46:39,417 --> 00:46:41,767
Remember that little mishap
at Griffith Park the other day?
621
00:46:41,811 --> 00:46:44,335
- It's not serious, but..
622
00:46:46,163 --> 00:46:47,251
Oh, Jon.