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[mouths]
What? Me?
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[dramatic music]
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How dare you? That's the crudest
remark I've ever heard.
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[tires screeching]
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Esta bien? Esta bien?
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[speaking in foreign language]
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- Ooh.
- It's okay. It's..
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...it's okay,
we'll get you to a hospital.
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[panting]
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[female #1]
Okay, okay, okay.
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[Speaking in Spanish]
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[female #1]
Por favor.
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My wife, she have a baby now!
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It's okay. Okay.
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[speaking in Spanish]
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Hey!
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[male #1]
'Hey, come back!'
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Hey, come back!
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Hey, don't leave me!
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[male #1]
'Come back, officer!'
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Ten minutes? More like 30.
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It was an emergency.
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I'll split it
with you. Fifteen.
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Yeah, well, now I know
why you're always broke.
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You can't add.
Come on, what happened?
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My motor home
had a sudden illness.
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The generator died.
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No electricity,
no water pressure
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no air conditioning, no nothing.
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I had to get
a mechanic to fix it.
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[laughs]
A mechanic? You need a surgeon.
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[laughs]
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Alright, you can laugh
but you got a home
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you got a place to stay.
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All I got
is an emergency on wheels.
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Thirty minute emergency.
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We'll have to see
if Getraer thinks so.
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Hey, he's just a sergeant.
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Nobody asked him to think.
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Help! Help!
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Over here! Help me, please!
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[male #1]
Over here! Come! Over here!
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[male #1]
'Help! Help, please!'
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You came back. Gracias,
gracias,you came back.
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- Very good.
- What do you mean I came back?
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[Ponch]
'11-82 Northbound
on Hollywood at Alvarado.'
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Quick, mi esposa.
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[whimpering]
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Hey, Ponch,
call for an ambulance.
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'Make sure
it's equipped for a premature.'
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'This lady
doesn't have much time.'
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[moaning]
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- 'Easy, easy.'
- LA. 15..
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...roll a county rescue
for emergency in childbirth.
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Just a minute now.
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[melancholic music]
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[sobbing]
I'm afraid.
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I'm afraid.
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There you are. There you are.
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There you are, uh.
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Okay, now,
just bear down. Relax, okay.
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Let Mother Nature
take its course.
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- 'Bear down.'
- I'm-I'm afraid.
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No, no, I can't.
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- 'No.'
- Deep breathing.
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[huffing]
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[whimpering]
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[Jon]
'Come on, come on.
Just take it easy.'
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I can't, I can't, I can't.
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I'm gonna lose my baby.
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[Ponch]
'No, no, no. You're not.'
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Just hang on.
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Everything's gonna be okay.
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[female #1]
'Oh, please,
it's our first baby.'
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We can't lose it.
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Nothing can happen.
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[female #1]
'Please don't
let nothing happen.'
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Oh. everything
is gonna be great.
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Everything's gonna be great.
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[speaking in Spanish]
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We do this all the time.
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Yeah, we do this
all the time. We're experts.
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- We're specialists.
- Yeah.
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I'm the second best
baby deliverer in the world.
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He's the first. You're a very
lucky woman, you know that?
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[sobs]
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Thank you. Gracias.
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[Speaking in Spanish]
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[Ponch]
'You know,
at least you have a car.'
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My mother had me in a bus.
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And look how beautiful
I turned out, eh?
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[female #1]
Ugh! No. No. Gracias.
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[grunting]
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Okay, j-just bear down
one last time, okay?
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Just bear down one last time.
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[chuckles]
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Ponch, look.
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[baby crying]
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[laughs]
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I'm a father! I'm a father!
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I'm a father.
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Hey, no cigars. I'm sorry.
Next time, I have, huh?
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[chuckles]
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- It's a girl!
- No, it's a boy.
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Okay, it's a boy!
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[laughs]
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[tires screech]
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- 'Hey, where were you guys?'
- Delivering a baby.
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Yeah, well,
welcome to the club.
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[Ponch chuckles]
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[baby crying]
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Ah.
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Hey, partner,
you were beautiful.
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You got hands of a surgeon,
did you know that?
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Yeah, well, I had a little
help from Mother Nature.
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But, uh, hey, you didn't do
too bad yourself.
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[chuckles]
Yeah, I guess
I did pretty good, huh?
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I did do
a terrific job. Ha, ha!
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- Thank you.
- Hey, it's okay.
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- Gracias, gracias.
- Anytime.
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- 'Thank you.'
- Ha-ha ha.
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- Congratulations.
- 'Gracias.'
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What a life.
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I bring a baby into the world
and become an orphan myself.
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All in one day.
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Okay, Ponch, I tell you what.
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If your motor home isn't fixed
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you can move
into my apartment.
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[laughs]
I thought you'd never ask.
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[laughs]
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- 'That's--'
- For a little while.
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[laughs]
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[bike engine revving]
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Well, if it isn't Ponch
the pediatrician.
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Congratulations, guys.
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You cheapskate.
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It was a whole baby.
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Hey, uh, my wife
is four months along.
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Are you guys
gonna be available?
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Dr. Jon would be okay.
But sure got an ugly nurse.
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[laughter]
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What do you guys know?
You're car cops. Ha!
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Hey! We do know Getraer wants
to see you guys on the double.
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I wonder what Getraer
wants with us.
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Probably wants to offer
congratulations.
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[both chuckle]
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Hi, sarge. Wanna see us?
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Uh, yeah. Uh, you guys
wanna take a seat?
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I bet you wanna offer
congratulations
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on the delivery
of a beautiful baby girl, huh?
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Uh, Ponch, baby boy,
remember, baby boy?
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Hey, either way, it was a baby.
Hey, and it wasn't easy, sarge.
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I mean, the strain alone
can wear down a normal man.
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Yet, uh, me and my
faithful partner here, uh
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we delivered new life
into this world
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under the most adverse
conditions, sarge.
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Fine, Frank, fine.
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Now, would you mind
sitting down?
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[sighs]
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Look, uh..
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I had a complaint today.
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Seems that one of my,
uh, motor officers
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was a little more than charming
to a certain female motorist.
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[Getraer]
'I believe the term's
called "coming on strong."'
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The, uh, young lady checked the
squad pictures out in the hall
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and, uh, picked you out, Jon.
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Wait a minute, she picked me?
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Yeah and
it's more than just being
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a little friendly
with the ladies, uh.
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She claims that you upset her
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and she pulled out
into traffic without looking.
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- Eh, I wasn't even there.
- I know you weren't, Jon.
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But that couple
you played doctor for?
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Well, they identified her car
as the one that cut 'em off
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and you as the officer involved.
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In fact, she said that you, uh,
came to check him out once
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and then left
to get your partner.
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Listen, I don't care
what they said.
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It's not true. I was--
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Jon, I believe you,
you know that.
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Alright, then,
why don't we go out--
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Look, departmental procedure..
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...departmental procedure
says that I have got to
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follow through with the report,
don't you understand?
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Yeah, yeah, I understand.
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Look, you were the only one
on the beat at that time.
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And that girl says she
spoke to a uniformed officer
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and swears it was you.
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Uh, sarge, uh
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maybe it was one
of those, uh, play cops.
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Yeah, right,
I mean, one of those whackos
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that gets off thinking
they're one of us.
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Uh, that's what
I've been thinking.
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It's a possibility, and if so
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uh, well, this guy's dangerous.
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Well, look, anyway,
for the record
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look, y-you guys
never ride alone
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and they say
this officer was alone.
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Ah, uh, wait a minute,
Ponch, as a matter--
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Hey, hey, Jon, uh,
we better get going.
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Don't worry, Sarge'll
take care of everything.
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Right, sarge, right?
See you later.
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Hey, come on, old buddy.
We gotta get going. He's busy.
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We've taken enough
of his time, come on.
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Yeah, uh, you guys can, uh, go.
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Hey, Ponch, uh...you really
didn't have to cover for me.
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Hey, I wasn't.
I was covering for me.
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It was my emergency, remember?
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Yeah.
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What I can't
understand is how that girl
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could say she could identify me.
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I wasn't even there.
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Hey, come on, Jon.
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Between the glasses,
the uniform and the helmet
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the public can't tell us apart.
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You know, uh, you've seen one,
you've seen 'em all.
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[horns honking]
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[bike engines revving]
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[horns honking]
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Pull it over!
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Alright, I wanna see
everybody's license
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and registration, please.
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[woman giggling]
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Uh, may I see
your, uh, driver's license
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and registration, please?
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Uh, look, officer
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I'm really sorry about this.
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But this really
isn't my fault, you see.
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Yeah, well,
you were going over 80
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you're weaving
in and out of traffic.
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I mean,
if you keep that rate up
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you're gonna be
celebrating a funeral
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instead of a wedding.
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Yes, sir.
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Will you knock it off?
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[chuckles]
Must be the champagne.
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Wait a minute.
You've been drinking?
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Oh, no, no, sir, not me.
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Uh, she has, uh,
my girlfriend. I mean, my wife.
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Just a few glasses, that's all.
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Oh. Heh.
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Thank you.
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[male #2]
'Look, I'm sorry about this.'
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00:14:34,537 --> 00:14:36,626
We're just trying to get away on
our honeymoon, you see
255
00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:39,412
And, well, these are my
friends back here, they, uh..
256
00:14:39,455 --> 00:14:41,022
'...they followed me
from the party here.'
257
00:14:41,066 --> 00:14:42,415
'We're just trying to get away.'
258
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,156
'They think,
you know, just fooling around.'
259
00:14:51,903 --> 00:14:53,556
Today.
260
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,820
Hey, look, I'm sorry if I caused
any problems. My friends too.
261
00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:59,214
You know, they just think
it's funny doing this.
262
00:14:59,258 --> 00:15:01,260
Hey, it'd be funny at 55.
263
00:15:01,303 --> 00:15:03,566
Yes, sir. I tell you,
I-I'm really sorry about that.
264
00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,177
See, I was trying to outrun 'em.
265
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,570
I'm in the Navy. I just got
a couple days' leave.
266
00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:09,311
Uh, ah, I'm trying
to get away, that's all.
267
00:15:09,355 --> 00:15:12,793
- Yeah, uh, you're on leave?
- 'Yes, sir.'
268
00:15:12,836 --> 00:15:15,970
Okay, uh, I'll be with you
in just a minute, alright?
269
00:15:16,014 --> 00:15:17,232
[giggling]
270
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:24,718
The guy probably
has a 24-hour leave too.
271
00:15:24,761 --> 00:15:27,112
- Alright, where's Dorfner?
- Hey, Ponch, uh, listen.
272
00:15:27,155 --> 00:15:29,810
Hey, uh, partner, you're gonna
have to help me out with this.
273
00:15:29,853 --> 00:15:31,551
It's gonna take an hour
to write these up.
274
00:15:31,594 --> 00:15:33,292
- An hour?
- At least, yeah.
275
00:15:33,335 --> 00:15:35,772
That's just enough time.
276
00:15:35,816 --> 00:15:36,948
What are you talking about?
277
00:15:44,999 --> 00:15:46,218
Okay, I'll tell you what.
278
00:15:46,261 --> 00:15:47,349
I'll give
you an hour's head start
279
00:15:47,393 --> 00:15:48,698
on your buddies back there
280
00:15:48,742 --> 00:15:50,657
and, uh, just keep
it at 55 and just
281
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,442
consider it a present from
the California Highway Patrol.
282
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,618
- Terrific.
- Thank you, officer.
283
00:15:55,662 --> 00:15:56,968
You're really super.
284
00:15:57,011 --> 00:15:58,273
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
285
00:15:58,317 --> 00:16:00,232
Thank you. I really
appreciate this.
286
00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:01,711
You bet. Have a nice honeymoon.
287
00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:02,756
Thank you.
288
00:16:07,195 --> 00:16:08,240
Hey, what happened?
289
00:16:08,283 --> 00:16:10,372
It's okay.
We deliver babies too.
290
00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:11,504
[laughs]
291
00:16:11,547 --> 00:16:14,028
- Huh?
- Uh, they escaped.
292
00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:15,987
[instrumental music]
293
00:16:21,775 --> 00:16:23,690
[instrumental music]
294
00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:28,347
[grunting]
295
00:16:29,652 --> 00:16:30,827
[grunts]
296
00:16:37,921 --> 00:16:39,836
[music continues]
297
00:16:44,711 --> 00:16:46,930
How's it going?
298
00:16:46,974 --> 00:16:48,845
[Ponch]
'Hey, you take this.'
299
00:16:48,889 --> 00:16:50,238
Okay, Ponch.
300
00:16:52,675 --> 00:16:54,242
And this one.
301
00:16:54,286 --> 00:16:57,289
Oh, matched luggage. Eh, does it
come in any other colors?
302
00:16:58,812 --> 00:17:00,683
Hey, I forgot my weights.
303
00:17:00,727 --> 00:17:03,208
Ponch, you're only gonna
be here one night, remember?
304
00:17:03,251 --> 00:17:05,471
One single night.
305
00:17:05,514 --> 00:17:07,603
Hey, I can't let my body
get flabby, can I?
306
00:17:09,605 --> 00:17:12,130
How are you gonna play
with this thing with no strings?
307
00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:14,306
Oh, I was gonna restring
it while I was here.
308
00:17:14,349 --> 00:17:16,047
Yeah, okay. Here.
309
00:17:19,528 --> 00:17:20,790
[female #2]
Hi, Jon.
310
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:22,140
Hey, how you doing, Sandy?
311
00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:24,011
Fine, thanks.
I'll talk to you later.
312
00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:25,447
- Okay.
- Who's that?
313
00:17:25,491 --> 00:17:27,145
Uh, just a neighbor.
314
00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:33,499
My hero. Perfect timing. The
bundle on the right is yours.
315
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,370
Uh, thanks a lot, Alice.
316
00:17:35,414 --> 00:17:36,415
[door opens]
317
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,721
[Ponch]
'Hey.'
318
00:17:38,765 --> 00:17:40,158
I'll get the door, partner.
319
00:17:40,201 --> 00:17:41,507
Okay, Ponch.
320
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:48,688
Wow, how do you do it?
Neat as a pin.
321
00:17:50,298 --> 00:17:53,127
- Hey. Hi, Dana.
- Hi, Jon.
322
00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:56,217
Different lifestyles,
Ponch. That's all.
323
00:17:56,261 --> 00:17:58,524
I'm sorry, Jon. I didn't
realize you had company.
324
00:17:58,567 --> 00:18:00,656
Oh, hey, that's okay. I'm Ponch.
325
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,485
And, uh, I'm gonna be staying
here with Jon for a while.
326
00:18:03,529 --> 00:18:05,052
Will I be seeing a lotta you?
327
00:18:05,096 --> 00:18:07,707
I, uh, think
you've seen enough already.
328
00:18:09,404 --> 00:18:10,927
- Hey, let me--
- Hey, uh.
329
00:18:10,971 --> 00:18:12,364
Y-you don't have to go,
can't, can't you stay?
330
00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:14,801
Oh, that's okay.
I'm losing my sun anyway.
331
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,150
I'll see you later. Thanks, Jon.
332
00:18:16,194 --> 00:18:17,412
You bet.
333
00:18:17,456 --> 00:18:19,110
- I'll talk to you later.
- Okay.
334
00:18:19,153 --> 00:18:20,111
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
335
00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:24,985
- Who is that?
- That is Dana.
336
00:18:25,028 --> 00:18:27,553
Dana, huh?
337
00:18:27,596 --> 00:18:31,905
Hey, come on, Jon, you know
what I mean. What's her story?
338
00:18:31,948 --> 00:18:34,560
She's just a stew
and she's a neighbor and, uh
339
00:18:34,603 --> 00:18:37,128
she doesn't get sun on her side
of the building so she comes
340
00:18:37,171 --> 00:18:40,740
over here and, uh, uses the
terrace whenever she wants.
341
00:18:40,783 --> 00:18:44,178
Yeah, And that
laundry chick, who's that?
342
00:18:44,222 --> 00:18:46,267
[Baker]
Oh, uh...now, see,
that was Alice.
343
00:18:46,311 --> 00:18:49,357
Uh, she's
a legal secretary.
344
00:18:49,401 --> 00:18:51,229
And I supply the quarter,
she does the wash.
345
00:18:51,272 --> 00:18:53,753
She's just
a good friend, that's all.
346
00:18:53,796 --> 00:18:55,146
Yeah, well,
how many friends like that
347
00:18:55,189 --> 00:18:56,364
you got around here, huh?
348
00:18:57,931 --> 00:19:00,673
Uh.
349
00:19:00,716 --> 00:19:03,763
Well, let's see,
There's, um..
350
00:19:03,806 --> 00:19:05,199
...there's Nancy,
she's upstairs.
351
00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:07,984
And she comes and does
the cooking once in a while.
352
00:19:08,028 --> 00:19:10,465
There's, uh,
Charlene. There's Mary.
353
00:19:10,509 --> 00:19:11,771
She does the shopping
once in a while.
354
00:19:11,814 --> 00:19:12,902
Charlene's the one
that comes in
355
00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,165
and does a little dusting.
356
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:15,557
Yeah, well,
how come you didn't tell me
357
00:19:15,601 --> 00:19:18,212
about these lovelies
before, partner?
358
00:19:18,256 --> 00:19:20,867
Hey, I didn't know it was
important to you, okay?
359
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,347
You didn't know
it was important?
360
00:19:25,437 --> 00:19:27,700
Hey, Ponch, I mean,
do you really have to
361
00:19:27,743 --> 00:19:29,267
put all that stuff in there?
362
00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:32,008
Hey, come on. I gotta keep
this stuff fresh.
363
00:19:32,052 --> 00:19:34,228
Oh, come on, that stuff
has enough preservatives
364
00:19:34,272 --> 00:19:36,187
in it to last forever.
365
00:19:38,189 --> 00:19:40,452
Hey, Jon, you know I like
the filling in my Ding Dongs
366
00:19:40,495 --> 00:19:41,888
at a certain temperature?
367
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,672
Oh, yes, so they don't
get gooey, right?
368
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,239
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
369
00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:46,371
[both chuckle]
370
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:51,332
[instrumental music]
371
00:20:00,341 --> 00:20:01,690
[Ponch snoring]
372
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,127
[Baker]
'Uh, no more rock at this hour.'
373
00:20:04,171 --> 00:20:05,781
[Ponch snoring]
374
00:20:07,914 --> 00:20:10,003
Oh, Ponch.
375
00:20:10,046 --> 00:20:11,961
[instrumental music]
376
00:20:32,634 --> 00:20:34,549
[music continues]
377
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,686
[indistinct chattering]
378
00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:45,691
Hey, the roommates look
a little tired this morning.
379
00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:47,345
[laughter]
380
00:20:47,388 --> 00:20:50,826
You bet I'm tired. I mean,
like, how can a man sleep?
381
00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:52,654
Every time I'm about to doze off
382
00:20:52,698 --> 00:20:54,482
another beautiful lady
comes wandering into
383
00:20:54,526 --> 00:20:56,789
the apartment to see
if Jon needs anything.
384
00:20:56,832 --> 00:21:00,053
I mean, like, he's been
adopted by 30 foxy ladies
385
00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:01,620
who tend to his every need.
386
00:21:01,663 --> 00:21:03,012
Hey, come on,
all they are is just--
387
00:21:03,056 --> 00:21:04,884
And he calls them friends.
388
00:21:04,927 --> 00:21:07,190
He's the friendliest guy
in the whole building.
389
00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:09,845
Oh, and, like, the door,
it opens automatically
390
00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:11,499
to the sound
of female breathing.
391
00:21:11,543 --> 00:21:13,588
Oh, yeah, okay, old buddy.
392
00:21:13,632 --> 00:21:16,156
It's the kid's turn, okay, I
mean you can't believe this guy.
393
00:21:16,199 --> 00:21:18,158
Stays in my apartment,
everybody knows him, right?
394
00:21:18,201 --> 00:21:20,682
He snores all night long,
makes these animal noises
395
00:21:20,726 --> 00:21:23,337
and, uh, he starts walking
around at 2:30 in the morning.
396
00:21:23,381 --> 00:21:25,165
- Hey, I get hungry.
- Oh, he gets hungry.
397
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:28,473
You know what, he sleeps
with a teddy, a little teddy.
398
00:21:28,516 --> 00:21:29,822
I've seen him hug
it with my own eyes.
399
00:21:29,865 --> 00:21:31,258
It's not a teddy, it's a pillow.
400
00:21:31,302 --> 00:21:32,738
Oh, it's a pillow. I tell you.
401
00:21:32,781 --> 00:21:34,609
That's the brownest,
fuzziest, wooziest
402
00:21:34,653 --> 00:21:36,132
little pillow I've ever seen.
403
00:21:36,176 --> 00:21:38,221
- Yeah, but--
- You love it, Ponch.
404
00:21:38,265 --> 00:21:39,919
Why, you love that little..?
405
00:21:39,962 --> 00:21:41,486
Ah, alright, alright, maybe.
406
00:21:41,529 --> 00:21:44,576
But if I had all the friends
you had, I wouldn't need it.
407
00:21:44,619 --> 00:21:46,273
Like, uh, Alice-friend
408
00:21:46,317 --> 00:21:49,189
Mary-friend, Jane-friend, huh?
409
00:21:49,232 --> 00:21:50,669
So that's where
they all end up, huh, Jon?
410
00:21:52,323 --> 00:21:53,367
What do you mean?
411
00:21:53,411 --> 00:21:54,803
Oh, come on.
412
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,588
I saw you up
on the Hollywood yesterday.
413
00:21:56,631 --> 00:21:58,503
[Barry]
'Hitting up
on that brunette in the sedan.'
414
00:22:00,722 --> 00:22:02,594
- You saw me?
- Yeah.
415
00:22:02,637 --> 00:22:04,813
Hey, come on, Bar,
that wasn't Jon.
416
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,729
So, what's the description of
this guy you saw, uh, Baricza?
417
00:22:07,773 --> 00:22:10,819
Well, uh, could've been
Jon's twin brother.
418
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,517
Tall, blond hair,
looked just like him.
419
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,649
- You're positive?
- Yeah, hey, sarge.
420
00:22:14,693 --> 00:22:16,738
I'd recognize
that blond baton anywhere.
421
00:22:16,782 --> 00:22:19,175
[Barry]
'It's a Baker trademark.'
422
00:22:19,219 --> 00:22:20,481
Looks like our theory
of a double's
423
00:22:20,525 --> 00:22:22,440
right on target, fellas.
424
00:22:22,483 --> 00:22:23,919
I meant to tell
you something, sarge.
425
00:22:23,963 --> 00:22:26,052
Uh, Ponch and I were
separated yesterday.
426
00:22:28,271 --> 00:22:29,272
[chuckles]
427
00:22:29,316 --> 00:22:31,971
I had a personal emergency.
428
00:22:32,014 --> 00:22:35,496
- Uh, what time?
- Between 10 and 10:30.
429
00:22:36,802 --> 00:22:38,194
Time of the accident.
430
00:22:39,065 --> 00:22:40,719
Sorry, sarge.
431
00:22:40,762 --> 00:22:43,548
Look, we're all gonna be sorry
if we don't find this character.
432
00:22:43,591 --> 00:22:46,768
Because right now I have to send
in a report to Sacramento
433
00:22:46,812 --> 00:22:49,597
saying that you were alone
at the time of the incident.
434
00:22:49,641 --> 00:22:51,599
What kinda turkey
rides around on a motorcycle
435
00:22:51,643 --> 00:22:54,297
thinking he's a cop, anyway?
436
00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:56,299
Well, the MO's
usually the same.
437
00:22:56,343 --> 00:22:58,824
They think the uniform
and the power that goes with it
438
00:22:58,867 --> 00:23:01,217
'is an answer
to an uneventful life.'
439
00:23:01,261 --> 00:23:04,046
[Getraer]
Guys who wanted to be cops
who couldn't make the grade
440
00:23:04,090 --> 00:23:07,572
usually because of twisted
minds rather than bodies.
441
00:23:07,615 --> 00:23:09,487
Oh, they're usually
not out to hurt anybody
442
00:23:09,530 --> 00:23:11,445
just to play hero.
443
00:23:11,489 --> 00:23:14,143
In this case,
to impress the ladies.
444
00:23:14,187 --> 00:23:16,798
Of course, the real danger is
that in an emergency situation
445
00:23:16,842 --> 00:23:18,539
on the freeway
when people look to him
446
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:21,760
for help,
he obviously can't deliver.
447
00:23:21,803 --> 00:23:23,544
Most of the time,
the, uh, public
448
00:23:23,588 --> 00:23:26,547
can't tell the difference
between us and them.
449
00:23:26,591 --> 00:23:29,768
And of course, that's
the real problem for us.
450
00:23:29,811 --> 00:23:33,424
Now, this, uh, particular
turkey is without conscience.
451
00:23:33,467 --> 00:23:36,862
He caused a very serious
accident and left the scene.
452
00:23:36,905 --> 00:23:38,907
So we've gotta
find him and fast.
453
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,126
We can't do it in here.
454
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,388
So let's, uh, get the brief
455
00:23:41,432 --> 00:23:43,085
and get out of here, hmm?
456
00:24:02,931 --> 00:24:05,368
Hey, I'll never leave
you alone again, partner.
457
00:24:06,892 --> 00:24:07,849
Thanks.
458
00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:13,333
[Baker]
'Hey, that's Getraer.'
459
00:24:13,376 --> 00:24:14,377
[Ponch]
'Yeah, looks like he's hitting'
460
00:24:14,421 --> 00:24:16,249
'the bricks for once.'
461
00:24:43,798 --> 00:24:45,234
[car starting]
462
00:24:45,278 --> 00:24:47,193
[tires squealing]
463
00:24:56,594 --> 00:24:58,247
[sirens blaring]
464
00:25:01,990 --> 00:25:03,905
[instrumental music]
465
00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:10,085
[sirens blaring]
466
00:25:23,795 --> 00:25:24,839
[tires screeching]
467
00:25:29,104 --> 00:25:31,019
[music continues]
468
00:25:58,786 --> 00:26:00,701
[music continues]
469
00:26:06,185 --> 00:26:07,490
[bikes revving]
470
00:26:07,534 --> 00:26:09,449
[sirens blaring]
471
00:26:51,665 --> 00:26:54,146
[tires screeching]
472
00:26:54,189 --> 00:26:55,451
[female #3]
Oh!
473
00:26:55,495 --> 00:26:56,583
[tires screeching]
474
00:26:58,716 --> 00:27:00,108
[splashing]
475
00:27:14,645 --> 00:27:15,820
[Ponch]
Eeh! Ouch!
476
00:27:20,128 --> 00:27:21,695
[Ponch]
Alright, mister,
you're under arrest.
477
00:27:21,739 --> 00:27:23,741
[male #3]
Shove it, pig, just shove it.
478
00:27:26,874 --> 00:27:28,876
Eeh...ouch!
479
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,019
[Ponch]
'Give it up!'
480
00:27:43,978 --> 00:27:46,851
[male #3]
Mm, uh.
481
00:27:48,766 --> 00:27:50,332
You could've killed
somebody, hot shot.
482
00:27:50,376 --> 00:27:51,986
- Highway's not a drag strip.
- Back off, pig.
483
00:27:52,030 --> 00:27:54,032
- I'm in no mood for a sermon.
- Oh, you're not, huh?
484
00:27:54,075 --> 00:27:55,076
[Getraer]
'Well, you're gonna
get one anyway.'
485
00:27:57,078 --> 00:27:59,385
- Come here.
- Come on, he's talking to you.
486
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:00,429
Put your left hand on your head.
487
00:28:00,473 --> 00:28:02,301
Big deal.
488
00:28:02,344 --> 00:28:04,738
Look, you may not
give 2 cents for your life
489
00:28:04,782 --> 00:28:06,174
but there's a heck
of a lotta of other people
490
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:07,741
out there
who do care about theirs.
491
00:28:07,785 --> 00:28:09,874
Oh, that's real funny.
492
00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:11,745
Is that why you ran me
off the road?
493
00:28:11,789 --> 00:28:14,226
'Cause you're worried
about life?
494
00:28:14,269 --> 00:28:17,533
Look, that's a stolen car,
and that's a felony.
495
00:28:17,577 --> 00:28:19,057
You call the shots, kid.
496
00:28:25,846 --> 00:28:27,239
Oh.
497
00:28:27,282 --> 00:28:28,936
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
498
00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:30,895
[birds chirping]
499
00:28:33,549 --> 00:28:36,727
Hey. What's the matter with you?
500
00:28:36,770 --> 00:28:38,380
Is it cops?
501
00:28:38,424 --> 00:28:41,470
Or do you just hate
the world in general?
502
00:28:41,514 --> 00:28:43,472
What's it to you?
503
00:28:43,516 --> 00:28:44,952
You're gonna arrest me?
504
00:28:44,996 --> 00:28:46,127
Or we gonna stand around here
505
00:28:46,171 --> 00:28:48,347
and play Reform School all day?
506
00:28:48,390 --> 00:28:51,132
I think that's a little too late
for that, old buddy, come on.
507
00:28:51,176 --> 00:28:53,091
[instrumental music]
508
00:28:56,659 --> 00:28:58,574
[instrumental music]
509
00:29:01,926 --> 00:29:03,841
[hammering]
510
00:29:11,892 --> 00:29:13,024
Hey, how you doing?
511
00:29:13,067 --> 00:29:15,504
Pretty good. How you doing?
512
00:29:15,548 --> 00:29:17,724
I mean, the motor home.
You almost finished with it?
513
00:29:17,768 --> 00:29:19,117
Soon as I'm done.
514
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,032
[sighs]
Let me start all over again.
515
00:29:21,075 --> 00:29:24,339
The motor home,
this one, it's mine.
516
00:29:24,383 --> 00:29:25,863
When will you have it fixed?
517
00:29:27,342 --> 00:29:29,257
- This one?
- Yeah.
518
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,868
Ooh, we got a problem.
519
00:29:30,911 --> 00:29:33,392
I couldn't get
a replacement generator for it.
520
00:29:33,435 --> 00:29:34,915
That thing's so old
521
00:29:34,959 --> 00:29:36,961
they don't make 'em anymore.
522
00:29:37,004 --> 00:29:38,049
I don't know
what we're gonna do.
523
00:29:39,137 --> 00:29:41,530
Oh, you gotta be kidding.
524
00:29:41,574 --> 00:29:43,184
No.
525
00:29:43,228 --> 00:29:46,318
Hey, what am I gonna do?
I need it. I live in it.
526
00:29:46,361 --> 00:29:49,712
In that?
You gotta be kidding.
527
00:29:49,756 --> 00:29:51,410
It don't look like anybody
could live in there.
528
00:29:51,453 --> 00:29:53,499
Hey, never mind the inside.
529
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,501
You're supposed
to be working on the generator.
530
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:57,808
Well...I got a generator
531
00:29:57,851 --> 00:29:59,810
that's almost
like the one that burnt out.
532
00:29:59,853 --> 00:30:01,594
But I'm gonna have
to rewire that thing.
533
00:30:01,637 --> 00:30:02,856
It'll take me another day.
534
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:03,857
Another day?
535
00:30:05,163 --> 00:30:06,773
You live in there too?
536
00:30:06,817 --> 00:30:09,341
Uh, no,
I was just curious. Thanks.
537
00:30:09,384 --> 00:30:13,258
- Hey, I'll do the best I can.
- Please do, okay?
538
00:30:13,301 --> 00:30:15,956
I miss my home sweet home.
539
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,915
Yeah, and I miss mine too.
540
00:30:22,310 --> 00:30:24,225
[instrumental music]
541
00:30:40,807 --> 00:30:42,722
[air blowing]
542
00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:47,335
[music continues]
543
00:30:49,860 --> 00:30:51,339
[door opens]
544
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:54,212
Oh, hi, Jon. I was just
using your hair dryer.
545
00:30:54,255 --> 00:30:56,301
I blew the fuse
in my apartment. Is it okay?
546
00:30:56,344 --> 00:30:57,476
- Oh, sure.
- Great. Thanks.
547
00:30:57,519 --> 00:30:58,520
You bet.
548
00:30:58,564 --> 00:30:59,652
-Hi.
-Hi.
549
00:30:59,695 --> 00:31:01,001
- Bye.
- Bye.
550
00:31:02,176 --> 00:31:03,917
[Ponch sighs]
551
00:31:03,961 --> 00:31:05,919
How come you didn't
ask her to stay?
552
00:31:05,963 --> 00:31:08,487
[sighs]
553
00:31:08,530 --> 00:31:10,097
'Cause she was finished
drying her hair.
554
00:31:12,143 --> 00:31:14,145
Well, you should've asked her
to stay for some coffee.
555
00:31:14,188 --> 00:31:16,843
I would've offered her
a Ding Dong or something.
556
00:31:22,588 --> 00:31:23,894
What's the matter?
557
00:31:26,331 --> 00:31:28,028
I don't know, just this
double-character thing's
558
00:31:28,072 --> 00:31:29,247
starting to get me down.
559
00:31:31,292 --> 00:31:32,685
Hey, easy, huh?
560
00:31:32,728 --> 00:31:34,339
You know the
whole squad is behind you.
561
00:31:36,123 --> 00:31:37,908
Yeah. I know.
562
00:31:44,610 --> 00:31:46,481
[Ponch sighs]
563
00:31:46,525 --> 00:31:47,961
I mean,
we're gonna get this dude.
564
00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:53,053
Hey, that's a promise from
old Ponch to his best buddy.
565
00:31:56,883 --> 00:31:59,016
Yeah. Thanks, Ponch.
566
00:32:00,147 --> 00:32:01,496
I just hope it happens soon.
567
00:32:04,151 --> 00:32:06,980
Hey, it will be, partner.
It will be.
568
00:32:08,025 --> 00:32:09,940
[instrumental music]
569
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,395
[music continues]
570
00:32:47,368 --> 00:32:48,413
Hello, officer.
571
00:32:48,456 --> 00:32:49,457
May I see your driver's license
572
00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:50,719
and registration, please?
573
00:32:50,763 --> 00:32:52,025
What did I do?
574
00:32:52,069 --> 00:32:54,201
You were doing 40
in a 35-mile zone.
575
00:32:54,245 --> 00:32:56,812
That's ridiculous.
I wasn't going over 30.
576
00:32:56,856 --> 00:32:58,118
Are you gonna gimme
your driver's license
577
00:32:58,162 --> 00:32:59,772
or am I got to run you in?
578
00:33:01,078 --> 00:33:02,253
Alright.
579
00:33:03,210 --> 00:33:04,255
[sighs]
580
00:33:07,649 --> 00:33:09,129
Hmm.
581
00:33:09,173 --> 00:33:13,612
"Jobina Dennings, 166 Ivy Lane."
582
00:33:13,655 --> 00:33:15,179
Ivy Lane, that's
the swinging singles place
583
00:33:15,222 --> 00:33:16,789
over by Eagle Street, isn't it?
584
00:33:16,832 --> 00:33:18,225
Look, if you're gonna
write me a ticket
585
00:33:18,269 --> 00:33:20,401
then do it and get it over with.
586
00:33:20,445 --> 00:33:22,142
Hey, look here, babe.
587
00:33:22,186 --> 00:33:23,622
'What do you say
you just drive on home'
588
00:33:23,665 --> 00:33:25,580
'say and I'll
tag along behind you?'
589
00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:29,019
And then I'll stop up
for a little nightcap. And, uh--
590
00:33:29,062 --> 00:33:30,759
How dare you?
591
00:33:30,803 --> 00:33:32,848
Look, I want you to know..
592
00:33:32,892 --> 00:33:34,981
...Officer Block,
I'm gonna report you.
593
00:33:35,025 --> 00:33:36,417
Oh, no, you don't.
594
00:33:36,461 --> 00:33:38,028
What are you doing?
Give me back my keys.
595
00:33:39,986 --> 00:33:41,901
Let me have those.
596
00:33:41,944 --> 00:33:43,685
What are you doing?
597
00:33:43,729 --> 00:33:46,166
I know what goes on
in those swinging single places.
598
00:33:46,210 --> 00:33:48,168
But a cop who risks his life
every day in the line of duty
599
00:33:48,212 --> 00:33:50,431
isn't good enough
for you, is he, huh?
600
00:33:50,475 --> 00:33:54,000
Let me go. You're scaring.
Let me go. No!
601
00:33:54,044 --> 00:33:56,307
Are you crazy? Let me go.
What do you think you're doing?
602
00:33:57,699 --> 00:33:59,049
[Jobina]
Oh, what you--
603
00:33:59,092 --> 00:34:01,225
[Ponch]
'Not a bad movie, huh, partner?'
604
00:34:01,268 --> 00:34:04,576
[Baker]
'Yeah, Ponch, thanks.
It was a good idea.'
605
00:34:04,619 --> 00:34:06,708
[Ponch]
'Hey, looks like
one of our guys is in trouble.'
606
00:34:06,752 --> 00:34:09,363
Give me
those keys back or...doing?
607
00:34:09,407 --> 00:34:11,104
[Jobina]
'Let...what.'
608
00:34:11,148 --> 00:34:13,063
[Jobina grunting]
609
00:34:17,284 --> 00:34:18,546
Hold it. We're CHPs.
610
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:19,634
[Block]
She was resisting arrest.
611
00:34:19,678 --> 00:34:20,940
He's a liar.
612
00:34:20,983 --> 00:34:23,073
- Let me go.
- Ma'am. I heard you.
613
00:34:23,116 --> 00:34:24,248
- 'Let me go.'
- Hey, hey.
614
00:34:24,291 --> 00:34:26,293
I'm gonna report both of you!
615
00:34:26,337 --> 00:34:29,035
- You're in it together.
- Ma'am. Ma'am.
616
00:34:29,079 --> 00:34:30,123
Let me go.
617
00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:31,994
We don't
wanna hurt you, alright?
618
00:34:32,038 --> 00:34:33,561
- 'Ma'am, easy, easy.'
- 'See, what am I do to two?'
619
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,563
[Jobina]
'Don't...let me go .'
620
00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:37,304
[Baker]
'Could you relax a minute,
we don't want--'
621
00:34:37,348 --> 00:34:38,349
[male #4]
'Alright, hold it.'
622
00:34:38,392 --> 00:34:39,437
'Freeze it right there.'
623
00:34:41,134 --> 00:34:42,744
Lady, step away from them.
624
00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:48,924
Okay, now, what's going on?
625
00:34:48,968 --> 00:34:51,710
Their friend stopped me
and then made dirty insinuations
626
00:34:51,753 --> 00:34:53,451
and attacked me
and then these two
627
00:34:53,494 --> 00:34:55,017
came along and and helped him.
628
00:34:55,061 --> 00:34:56,976
Hey, listen, we're CHPs, okay?
629
00:34:57,019 --> 00:34:59,196
Uh, we're gonna
reach for our IDs.
630
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:00,371
Well, you do it very slowly.
631
00:35:02,242 --> 00:35:04,157
[Baker sighs]
632
00:35:07,204 --> 00:35:08,509
[Ponch sighs]
633
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:14,124
We were assisting
another officer and, um..
634
00:35:16,082 --> 00:35:17,388
Where did he go?
635
00:35:21,783 --> 00:35:24,395
[Baker]
'Hey, he split.'
636
00:35:24,438 --> 00:35:26,179
He's a phony officer, I mean,
haven't you heard about him?
637
00:35:26,223 --> 00:35:29,008
- The phony CHP officer?
- Yeah, the phony.
638
00:35:29,051 --> 00:35:30,792
We had a Teletype
in briefing on him. Yeah.
639
00:35:32,446 --> 00:35:36,102
You mean..
He wasn't a real cop?
640
00:35:36,146 --> 00:35:37,364
Well, listen,
we're gonna have to--
641
00:35:37,408 --> 00:35:41,194
Please, I-I-I
just wanna go home.
642
00:35:41,238 --> 00:35:44,676
I don't, I-I can't take
any more of this.
643
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,025
Listen, ma'am,
we don't blame you
644
00:35:46,068 --> 00:35:47,331
after what
that jerk put you through
645
00:35:47,374 --> 00:35:49,333
and, uh, us coming along
and making it worse.
646
00:35:49,376 --> 00:35:51,422
Yeah, really, just relax
and everything will be fine.
647
00:35:51,465 --> 00:35:53,337
- Hey, could--
- You look like him.
648
00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:54,816
[instrumental music]
649
00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:57,123
What?
650
00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:59,081
[voice trembling]
You look like him.
651
00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:03,303
Yeah, I know.
652
00:36:03,347 --> 00:36:05,740
I gotta write a report on this.
653
00:36:05,784 --> 00:36:08,178
Hey, uh, my partner's,
uh, really good with reports.
654
00:36:08,221 --> 00:36:10,789
He'll give you a hand,
right, partner?
655
00:36:10,832 --> 00:36:12,312
Yeah, thanks, Ponch.
656
00:36:14,662 --> 00:36:16,838
Listen, we're really sorry.
657
00:36:16,882 --> 00:36:18,013
Really, now.
658
00:36:19,276 --> 00:36:22,409
I think I'm too shaky
to drive home.
659
00:36:22,453 --> 00:36:24,194
We'll be glad
to drive you home.
660
00:36:25,630 --> 00:36:27,153
Hey.
661
00:36:27,197 --> 00:36:29,242
I mean that
as innocent as it sounds.
662
00:36:29,286 --> 00:36:31,201
[instrumental music]
663
00:36:32,114 --> 00:36:33,551
Please.
664
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,292
Thanks.
665
00:36:35,335 --> 00:36:36,467
Alright. Come.
666
00:36:37,511 --> 00:36:39,426
[music continues]
667
00:36:51,917 --> 00:36:53,832
[instrumental music]
668
00:36:59,794 --> 00:37:01,318
Why me?
669
00:37:23,862 --> 00:37:25,429
[music stops]
670
00:37:25,472 --> 00:37:27,735
What's the matter?
Power go off?
671
00:37:29,215 --> 00:37:31,609
Hey, you are off, alright?
672
00:37:31,652 --> 00:37:33,306
I mean, you're not only
a danger to yourself
673
00:37:33,350 --> 00:37:35,439
you're a danger
to my peace of mind.
674
00:37:35,482 --> 00:37:37,571
Aw, 'cause of a little music?
675
00:37:37,615 --> 00:37:40,270
Aw, come on, Jon,
it's too quiet around here.
676
00:37:40,313 --> 00:37:42,620
No sounds, no beat.
677
00:37:42,663 --> 00:37:44,578
Listen, put
a seashell up your ear
678
00:37:44,622 --> 00:37:46,363
and listen to the beat
of the seashore, okay?
679
00:37:46,406 --> 00:37:48,669
I mean, I don't wanna
share it with you.
680
00:37:50,845 --> 00:37:52,325
[sighs]
681
00:37:52,369 --> 00:37:54,414
Uh, I don't know,
m-maybe, uh..
682
00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:57,374
...maybe nothing's wrong
with you, all this stuff..
683
00:37:57,417 --> 00:37:58,679
[sighs]
684
00:37:58,723 --> 00:38:01,029
I don't maybe
I'm crazy. I don't know.
685
00:38:07,732 --> 00:38:10,691
Just wonder how much a new motor
home for you is gonna cost.
686
00:38:16,393 --> 00:38:17,872
[sighs]
687
00:38:20,484 --> 00:38:21,572
[female #4]
'Who is it?'
688
00:38:21,615 --> 00:38:23,443
Uh, it's-it's Jon.
689
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:27,665
Oh, Jon, hi.
690
00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:29,362
Hi. Alright, listen.
691
00:38:29,406 --> 00:38:32,539
Uh, I'm sorry, can I borrow
your couch for the night?
692
00:38:33,888 --> 00:38:35,150
Sure, come on in.
693
00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:48,425
What is with you, you turkey?
694
00:38:48,468 --> 00:38:49,948
Just 'cause
you drive a monster like this
695
00:38:49,991 --> 00:38:51,036
doesn't give you right of way.
696
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:52,516
Well, maybe the signal broke
697
00:38:52,559 --> 00:38:55,257
but I am big enough
for you to see, stupid!
698
00:38:55,301 --> 00:38:56,607
Oh, yeah,
well, I got better things
699
00:38:56,650 --> 00:38:58,478
to look
for than dummies like you.
700
00:38:58,522 --> 00:39:00,175
Oh-oh, yeah, if-if
you wanna test your bumper
701
00:39:00,219 --> 00:39:02,917
why don't you just drive
into a brick wall, alright?
702
00:39:02,961 --> 00:39:04,876
Well, at least, a brick wall's
got more brains than you.
703
00:39:04,919 --> 00:39:06,878
Oh! Brains, brains!
704
00:39:06,921 --> 00:39:09,707
You do not know the meaning
of the word "brains"!
705
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,970
Oh, yeah, don't
you realize you are blocking
706
00:39:12,013 --> 00:39:13,580
half a city street
with this big train?
707
00:39:13,624 --> 00:39:16,191
It was right there, if you'd
watch where you were going!
708
00:39:16,235 --> 00:39:17,802
- Oh, watch where I was going?
- Goddamn little car!
709
00:39:17,845 --> 00:39:19,412
You talk about brains, fellow.
710
00:39:19,456 --> 00:39:22,415
Well, it's a big locomotive,
how can you hit it?
711
00:39:22,459 --> 00:39:24,896
- You can't even see, can you?
- Oh, I can.
712
00:39:24,939 --> 00:39:26,854
[sirens blaring]
713
00:39:31,337 --> 00:39:33,687
[male #5]
'I'm going
to teach you a lesson.'
714
00:39:33,731 --> 00:39:34,949
LA 15..
715
00:39:34,993 --> 00:39:36,690
I am gonna
teach you a lesson
716
00:39:36,734 --> 00:39:38,083
because I can take it--
717
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:40,128
Hey, hey, hey!
Calm down, alright?
718
00:39:40,172 --> 00:39:41,913
[Ponch]
...involving a locomotive
and a sports car..
719
00:39:41,956 --> 00:39:43,349
Listen, it doesn't look
like anybody's injured.
720
00:39:43,393 --> 00:39:44,611
No use getting
injured by fighting, huh?
721
00:39:44,655 --> 00:39:45,699
Alright.
722
00:39:45,743 --> 00:39:48,267
Need an 11-84 for assistance.
723
00:39:57,102 --> 00:39:59,017
[dramatic music]
724
00:40:26,087 --> 00:40:29,439
[male #6]
Oh, do me a favor, will you?
Put out an APB on his brain.
725
00:40:29,482 --> 00:40:31,658
[Baker]
How about doing me a favor,
okay? You guys finished?
726
00:40:33,225 --> 00:40:35,967
Get a load of the size
of that thing.
727
00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:37,795
Must be a heck
of a thing to drive, huh?
728
00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:42,495
Yeah, we gotta get this traffic
cleared up. So can you move it?
729
00:40:44,236 --> 00:40:46,673
- Nope.
- What do you mean?
730
00:40:46,717 --> 00:40:49,676
I'm not moving until all
the paperwork's filled out.
731
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:51,678
Hey, want it moved?
732
00:40:54,812 --> 00:40:56,466
Move it yourself.
733
00:41:02,472 --> 00:41:04,386
I'll make a deal with you.
734
00:41:04,430 --> 00:41:05,910
[mouths]
Shh.
735
00:41:05,953 --> 00:41:08,129
We'll both
move the engine. Deal?
736
00:41:10,915 --> 00:41:12,699
Well, maybe.
737
00:41:28,149 --> 00:41:30,500
Hey, cutie.
Hey, what's happening?
738
00:41:38,769 --> 00:41:39,944
[grunts]
739
00:41:42,424 --> 00:41:43,948
How many horsepower has she got?
740
00:41:43,991 --> 00:41:46,733
- Uh, thirty-six hundred.
- Thirty-six hundred?
741
00:41:46,777 --> 00:41:48,996
- Yep.
- Wow!
742
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,696
Uh...you, uh, wanna try?
743
00:41:52,739 --> 00:41:54,915
Oh, um, uh, no, I mean, uh!
744
00:41:54,959 --> 00:41:57,527
I don't know how.
I mean, I couldn't.
745
00:41:57,570 --> 00:41:59,920
Well, it's your last chance.
746
00:41:59,964 --> 00:42:03,620
Well, no, I mean, like,
I'm in uniform and everything.
747
00:42:03,663 --> 00:42:05,926
And I couldn't, uh..
748
00:42:05,970 --> 00:42:07,885
[instrumental music]
749
00:42:20,071 --> 00:42:21,028
Hey, Jon.
750
00:42:25,163 --> 00:42:27,078
[music continues]
751
00:42:29,254 --> 00:42:30,560
[sirens blaring]
752
00:42:39,873 --> 00:42:41,788
[music continues]
753
00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:47,402
He's mine, babe.
754
00:42:47,446 --> 00:42:49,143
Not till I'm finished with him.
755
00:42:56,194 --> 00:42:58,109
[music continues]
756
00:43:12,210 --> 00:43:14,125
[sirens blaring]
757
00:43:59,126 --> 00:44:00,084
[tires screech]
758
00:44:03,043 --> 00:44:04,131
[groans]
759
00:44:06,046 --> 00:44:07,961
[dramatic music]
760
00:44:30,027 --> 00:44:31,942
He's even
better-looking than you are.
761
00:44:33,117 --> 00:44:34,901
Wait a minute.
762
00:44:34,945 --> 00:44:37,251
Are you guys really cops?
763
00:44:37,295 --> 00:44:38,992
Yeah.
764
00:44:39,036 --> 00:44:40,690
We're really cops.
765
00:44:42,692 --> 00:44:44,694
Except it comes from the inside
766
00:44:45,999 --> 00:44:47,566
not from what you're wearing.
767
00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,137
[instrumental music]
768
00:44:57,097 --> 00:44:59,012
[speaking in foreign language]
769
00:45:00,274 --> 00:45:02,189
[singing in foreign language]
770
00:45:14,811 --> 00:45:17,117
- 'Hey, yeah?'
- How you doing?
771
00:45:17,161 --> 00:45:19,467
Okay, how you doing?
772
00:45:19,511 --> 00:45:21,034
Now, wait a minute,
wait a minute
773
00:45:21,078 --> 00:45:22,949
let's not go through
that number again.
774
00:45:22,993 --> 00:45:26,126
I'm the cop who owns
the problem you're working on.
775
00:45:26,170 --> 00:45:28,215
Oh, this one?
Yeah, it's okay, I guess.
776
00:45:30,609 --> 00:45:32,567
Well, is that just a guess?
777
00:45:32,611 --> 00:45:35,266
[male #7]
'Well, you see,
I got the generator hooked up'
778
00:45:35,309 --> 00:45:38,704
'but I can't get
the dumb thing to work.'
779
00:45:38,748 --> 00:45:40,140
Hey, wait a minute.
780
00:45:40,184 --> 00:45:43,361
You said you'd
have that thing fixed today.
781
00:45:43,404 --> 00:45:46,103
Hey, I'm sorry, guys.
I'm gonna need more time.
782
00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:52,805
- Here, Ponch.
- What are you doing?
783
00:45:52,849 --> 00:45:54,807
You can
have my apartment, my stereo
784
00:45:54,851 --> 00:45:56,200
my car, everything, alright?
785
00:45:56,243 --> 00:45:57,505
- What?
- Yeah.
786
00:45:57,549 --> 00:45:59,812
You can have Cerie, Roni, Sandy
787
00:45:59,856 --> 00:46:02,815
Charlene, Alice, all of 'em.
788
00:46:02,859 --> 00:46:06,688
- Well, what are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna stay right here.
789
00:46:08,821 --> 00:46:10,736
[theme music]