♪♪
♪ Love ♪
♪ love exciting and new ♪
♪ come aboard ♪
♪ we're expecting you ♪
♪ and love ♪
♪ love is life's sweetest reward ♪
♪ let it flow ♪
♪ it floats back to you ♪
♪ the love boat ♪
♪ soon will be making another run ♪
♪ the love boat ♪
♪ promises something for everyone ♪
♪ set a course for adventure ♪
♪ your mind on a new romance ♪
♪ and love ♪
♪ love won't hurt anymore ♪
♪ it's an open smile ♪
♪ on a friendly shore ♪
♪ the love boat ♪
♪ soon will be making another run ♪
♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪
♪ welcome aboard, it's love ♪
♪♪
May I have your attention, please.
We hope you have enjoyed your day in acapulco.
We will be leaving in 1 hour and ask that all new passengers
please check in at the purser's lobby.
Ace: Uh, hold that pose.
Enjoy your cruise.
Hold that pose.
When he says hold that pose, he means hold that pose.
I -- I'm sorry, it's just that you look an awful lot
like Randy Jackson, the professional golfer.
He is Randy Jackson.
Really?
Well, you know, I'm a big fan of yours.
I once followed you around the U.S. open one year.
Well, you must not have had that camera,
or I'd remember you.
[ Laughs ]
This is Christine Bradley.
Oh, hi, uh, ace Evans.
Well, you look great.
That was a tough break,
you having to go into the hospital.
Oh not really.
If it hadn't been for the surgery,
I'd never have met Christine.
I think he just wanted a new caddy.
[ Laughs ]
-Yeah... -Come on.
-Bye-bye. =hey, bye.
-Enjoy your cruise. -Thanks a lot.
-Golfer, huh? -Yeah.
What was wrong with him? Shoulder, wrist?
Heart transplant.
-Heart transplant? -Yeah.
Vicki...
I thought you were gonna be back early to help me.
I was.
But Judy, I found this terrific little shop in acapulco.
Nobody spoke a word of English,
but I think I got some terrific deals.
So I see. Well, hurry and change, okay?
Okay.
What's this?
Vicki, I thought you were staying on board
to study for your college entrance exam.
Well, dad, I was going to.
But then, I found out
that there was this terrific little shop...
Vicki, it is very important
that you get into Richmond college.
There are very few schools that allow students
to pursue their studies on board a ship.
-I know. -Well, if you know,
perhaps you better start hitting the books
instead of the bargain tables.
I'm on my way.
-Vicki! -What?
You can't sleep in your cabin this cruise.
Why?
Well, see if this rings true.
An attractive young girl, not unlike you,
rushes out to this fantastic sale in acapulco.
She forgets to check her sink.
So while she's shopping, oh, no!
The drip, drip, drip of her partially open faucet
turns into a raging river, which --
-my clothes! -Your clothes are alive.
You're clothes are fine, all right?
We could not, however, save the carpet.
And the smell of wet wool in your room
was enough to make a strong man weep.
I get the picture.
We had to tear it all out.
I'm sorry.
Have a nice day.
♪♪
[ Air horn blows ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
we hope you have enjoyed your visit
to beautiful acapulco.
Our next stop will be sunny manzanillo,
and then, on to Los Angeles.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
All: Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
-So, Isaac... -Yeah.
...loan me that $20 or not?
I'm a little short till payday.
Gopher, you are always a little short till payday.
You need to learn how to budget your money.
You're right, Isaac. Why don't you lend me $30,
and then I'll save some for next week.
Gopher, forget it.
Hi, Ms. Caldwell. How are you?
Hello, Isaac. I'd like, um, an orange juice.
Orange juice.
Ms. Caldwell, I'd like to ask your opinion of something,
if I might.
What would you think of two best friends,
one who needs a loan -- a little loan --
and the other best friend,
who has the first dime that he ever made,
won't give it to him.
Are the two of you the two best friends?
-We used to be, yes. -I see.
Then, um, I think it's none of my business.
[ Mockingly ] Hm-hm.
[ All murmuring ]
Oh, my god.
-What's wrong? -What's going on?
-Hey. What's that? -It's a manned parachute.
Man: Hey, who's he?
Cabot: Ahoy, there!
Greetings, greetings.
Bonjour, one and all.
Sorry I'm late.
I'm afraid I was, uh, held up by a personal matter.
Cabot Fairfield.
Gopher Smith, chief purser.
Delighted.
Parachute, huh?
I don't usually make such dramatic arrivals,
but seemed like such a fun thing to do.
I like to have fun, don't you?
Right, fun.
I say, would you mind looking after my luggage?
No need to repack the parachute.
I don't see any luggage, sir.
Voilaà.
For your trouble.
This is $100.
Attention, everyone.
Champagne and caviar at 6:00 in my suite.
Um, where is my suite?
This way, sir.
Who needs you?
Oh, wow.
You're hitting the ball just like you used to.
Well, not quite. But I'm getting there.
-Yeah. -You know, I'm even thinking
of going back out on a tour. -Really?
Can you do that right after a heart transplant?
Only if you could do it before.
[ Both laugh ]
Hey, um, how about that lesson?
You play much?
Oh, nah.
Nah, I don't play much.
I don't know.
Golf seems to be the one sport
that's always eluded me somehow,
but I must admit,
I always wanted to experience the thrill
of a 300-yard drive whistling...
[ Whistles ] ....Right down the old fairway.
Lesson number one --
you'll get more distance
if you take the sock off the club.
♪♪
Judy, it's Vicki. Can you open the door?
Sure, sure. Here I come.
-Come in, come in. -[ Grunts ]
Now, you're sure you don't mind sharing your cabin with me?
Oh, no, no, of course not.
It'll be fun having a roommate.
Oh, I cleared out a couple of drawers over there for you.
Oh, great.
Although it might not be enough.
Oh, hey, listen, don't worry about it.
I'll just squeeze in wherever I can.
Okay.
Oh, and since you'll spending most of the cruise studying,
I, uh, gave you the entire desk.
You know, you're beginning to sound just like my father.
What is the big deal about studying?
This is just a hunch,
but, uh, why do I get the feeling
you aren't completely prepared for this exam?
Good hunch.
How far along are you?
Well, I was planning to start tonight.
♪♪
Whew.
You've been working out pretty hard, Randy.
-You sure you're all right? -Yeah, I'm fine, doc.
Just fine.
Stupid question.
You must be tired of answering it.
Yeah, a little.
But I sure am glad to still be around to hear it.
I'm still amazed at what the human body can do.
You're quite an inspiration.
I'm not so unique, you know.
There are heart transplant patients
that run 10ks, play tennis.
There's even a woman bodybuilder up in San Francisco.
-All I do is play golf. -Aha! I found you.
Christine... Mwah!
Say hello to Dr. Bricker.
-Hi. -Hi.
Trying to hide out, huh?
Afraid to meet your match on the shuffleboard court?
Okay, coach.
She's crazy about me.
-Hit the showers.
-Alone? -Mm-hmm.
Mm. I'm going, I'm going.
♪♪
Hi, I'm cabot Fairfield. I just came aboard.
Nice to see you.
Hello, fellow passengers.
Hope to see you in my suite at 6:00
for champagne and caviar.
Hello, cabot Fairfield, nice to see you.
All right.
Hi, cabot Fairfield here. Nice to see you.
Whatever you're thinking, it can't be all that bad.
It's that obvious, is it?
Oh, I'm afraid so.
Uh, may I?
I'm sorry. Please sit.
-Thank you. -Welcome.
-I'm cabot Fairfield. -Yes, I know.
I caught your entrance.
I'm Gina Caldwell.
-Ah, nice to meet you. -Thank you.
Well, what is it?
Lose your luggage?
Cat go overboard? What?
No. I was just sitting here trying to figure out
what to do with the rest of my life.
Oh, that's easy.
You eat, you breathe, you drink a little wine.
Whammo, you're 85.
What else?
I'll tell you something.
You take all the fun out of being depressed.
-I'm sorry. -Oh. [ Laughs ]
Truth is that I'm a teacher.
Or, I should say, I was.
I lost my job last semester.
Why?
Oh, they cut off the funding
for my special education program.
Ah.
Listen, I've got a terrific idea.
How about joining me for dinner tonight?
I guarantee you,
I'll take your mind off of every problem you have.
Yes, thank you. That would be very nice.
-Till then. -Till then.
Champagne, Isaac?
Oh, certainly.
You seem to be gaining
a lot of new friends, Mr. Fairfield.
Ah, well, helping people gives me a great deal of pleasure.
-Do you need any help? -We might?
Tell me your heart's desire.
Seriously?
Well, uh, Isaac and I, for a couple of years,
have been kicking around this idea
that we'd like to open our own hotel.
Of course, that's way down the line.
No, no, no, wait a minute.
I have been observing you two.
The way you deal with the passengers,
anticipating their needs, solving their problems --
I guarantee you'll do very well at it.
What is it you need?
The land, the building, financing?
All that.
Done.
Um, uh, Mr. Fairfield, uh,
that's gonna cost millions of dollars.
-Certainly you can't -- -he can do anything he wants.
Look, I want you to have all your plans
finalized for this place
by the time we get to Los Angeles.
Then it's goodbye ship, hello, hotel.
Good stuff.
♪♪
[ Knock on door ]
Can you help me? I can't tie this stupid tie.
Sure.
Mm. You look lovely tonight, Christine.
Thank you. So do you --
or you will, once I tie this stupid tie.
Mm. Your hair smells nice.
I think I know where this is going.
Mm. What's that perfume?
It's so -- so seductive.
I'm not wearing any perfume.
Oh, I'm a goner.
Feeling frisky, are we?
I don't know, it must be the sea air
or the gentle motion of the ocean
or the throbbing of the engine.
The beat, beat, beat of the Tom-Toms?
Mm, you feel it too, huh?
Here, let me finish dressing for dinner.
Why don't we... Undress for dinner?
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
-Good evening. -Good evening, captain.
Where's Vicki?
I didn't notice any sale at any of the shops.
Oh, she won't be coming to dinner tonight, sir.
She didn't wanna take time away from her studies.
Mm.
You have a daughter in school, captain?
Yes. She's studying for her college entrance exam.
A daughter in college?
Well, that calls for a celebration.
Oh, Fred!
Champagne for everyone, please.
So, Randy, you've become something of a celebrity.
More now then before.
When people recognize him now,
they either want a golf tip
or they wanna listen to his heartbeat.
[ Both chuckle ]
I'm flattered they're so interested.
-That's a very dramatic story. -Yeah, I know it.
A year ago, I thought my career,
maybe my life was over.
Now, today, I have more than I ever had before.
Oh, I love romance.
How did you meet?
Uh, I was in the hospital recuperating
and she was visiting someone.
Um, it was a girlfriend, wasn't it, honey?
-Mm-hmm. -Yeah, well, the front desk
gave her the wrong room number
and there I was, flat on my back,
feeling sorry for myself,
and in walks this angel.
Oh, what a fantastic story.
It was love at first sight, am I right?
Well, it must've been. She came back every day.
She got me to talk again.
She even got me laughing.
Oh, I love it.
Should be a movie.
Sit down, Fred. You've got to hear this.
Would you mind telling it again for Fred?
This is great.
Here.
Go ahead, you were flat on your back.
♪♪
I haven't felt so good in years.
Neither have I, and I want to thank you for that.
Why?
All I did was share dinner with a very beautiful woman.
♪♪
You really miss teaching, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Well, you know, I, um,
I've got some sentences in my room that need diagramming.
I was gonna send them up... -Um, may I?
You've been keeping her to yourself all night, cabot.
Well, that was my plan.
Okay, but I guess I got to give you old guys
a break too, huh?
Okay, maybe you could bring her back?
Merrill!
You look so happy, so content.
What are you hiding?
Oh, nothing that I know of.
But your life would be so much more satisfying if only...
If only what?
I was hoping you'd tell me.
What are you getting at?
Your dream.
That secret desire that's never been fulfilled.
What is it, merrill?
I don't think I have one.
You're tired. Get a good night's sleep.
I'll expect your answer by noon tomorrow.
[ Humming ]
Well, of course.
Fine service and elegant surroundings
have always taken a backseat
to flaming fruit drinks with little umbrellas in them.
Well maybe if I serve enough of those flaming drinks,
people will not notice
that there aren't any windows in their rooms.
Some have windows.
If cabot sees us fighting like this,
he's gonna drop the whole thing.
Now we have got to put up a united front.
Good evening, gentlemen.
-Sir, good evening. -Uh, hi, captain.
Anything I should know about.
Oh, well, Isaac and I were just looking over
the plan of our hotel
which Mr. Fairfield is going to build for us.
He's building you a hotel?
Well, that must cost millions of dollars.
Yeah. $3.8 million.
Gopher and I are going into business together,
and he's drawn up the floor plans.
Oh, thanks.
Uh, why all the closets?
Those are rooms.
Without any windows.
♪♪
Good evening, everyone.
Beautiful night for romance, isn't it?
♪♪
That man has style.
And grace.
And money.
He's building you a hotel?
♪♪
Are you all right?
Fine, fine. Never better.
Say, Vicki.
Are you gonna be up much longer?
Ah, I guess it looks like an all-nighter.
That long, huh?
What are you doing?
I just had the sudden urge to jog around the ship.
Oh, Judy, come on.
It's practically the middle of the night.
Can't you wait until morning?
If I don't get this out of my system
I won't be able to sleep a wink.
I'd hate for that to happen.
Me too.
♪♪
It's been a wonderful night.
Oh, it's been a wonderful year.
For me too.
Christine, there's something I've been wanting to ask you.
Yes?
Well, I love you Christine.
I want you to marry me.
No.
I don't love you.
I've never loved you.
♪♪
Excuse me.
Oh, it's you.
Wouldn't you be more comfortable in your cabin?
No.
I decided dorm life is not for me.
Goodnight, dear.
♪♪
Good morning, passengers.
We are now serving our delicious breakfast buffet
on the starlight deck.
The ship offers a breakfast buffet
as well as complete breakfast service in the dining room.
Oh, is there a limit to what we can eat?
As much as your heart desires.
Oh, good.
Ms. McCoy?
Ms. McCoy, wait. Um, excuse me please.
Judy?
Uh, but first, uh,
why don't you help yourself to some coffee.
And if it's not ready,
it's always interesting to watch it brew.
Make this worthwhile.
I wish I could, sir.
I left a message about this tour with Vicki last night.
She did tell you, didn't she?
Oh, uh, of course she did, sir.
Um,
it's just that something came up, you see...
You look, it's not necessary to tell me
about your personal life.
Just do something about this before someone else sees you.
Yes, sir.
I usually look better.
♪♪
We hope you enjoy your visit to manzanillo.
We'll be anchored for four hours.
First launch will leave in 15 minutes.
♪♪
Christine...
[ Sighs ]
....you've got to talk to me.
I have nothing to say to you.
You can't ignore me like this.
You won't answer your phone and you won't open your door.
I think you owe me an explanation.
I don't owe you anything.
Just tell me what I did to upset you.
I don't wanna lose you.
It hurts to lose someone you love, doesn't it?
Of course it does.
But why -- why do you wanna hurt me?
You can't walk out on me like this.
It isn't fair.
A lot of things in life aren't fair.
♪♪
[ Exhales deeply ]
Vicki.
Vicki, wake up.
Vicki!
What?
Vicki, did, um,
did your father leave a message for me last night.
Oh, Judy, I'm sorry.
I forgot about the tour this morning.
I take full responsibility.
Uh, Vicki, I realize that,
um, you are under a lot of pressure, uh,
and that staying up all night to study
is, uh, no picnic.
I didn't stay up all night.
What?
Well, the tape in my walkman broke
and I can't study without it.
So I went to bed.
Do you mean to tell me
that you spent the entire night in that bed
with my grandmother's quilt?
What is wrong?
Would you like to know where I spent the night?
Only if you want to tell me.
This is not girl talk, Vicki.
This is a story of a person
who ended up spending the night
on a table, in the laundry.
Where at 7:00 this morning...
Men dumped dirty towels on her face.
Well, no wonder you look so awful.
You're darn right I look awful.
And I feel awful.
And do you want to know why?
Because of you.
Because you are irresponsible, inconsiderate,
and not a nice person.
♪♪
We will be leaving manzanillo in 30 minutes.
All guests should please go ashore at this time.
Have you figured out what you're going to do.
Uh, I'm gonna try and knock your 10 off.
Huh, fat chance.
No, no, no. I mean about your work.
Teaching.
No.
Let me ask you something.
If you could do anything you wanted to do,
had a blank check, no questions asked,
what would your dream be?
I don't know.
Oh, I've always wanted to have a school of my own
for children with learning disabilities,
one where I didn't have to worry about the budget,
just about the children.
That sounds wonderful.
Yes, it would be.
But, it's only a dream.
What's wrong with dreams?
They never come true.
Oh, boy.
Once Walt Disney died, everybody lost hope.
I'm just being realistic.
Would a half a million get you started?
Would half a million get me started?
You want to give me a whole school?
Well a whole school is better than half a school,
don't you think?
No, cabot, I can't let you do it.
Having your own school would make you happy,
wouldn't it? -Yes.
Well, then consider it done.
If you're happy, So am I.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
We hope you enjoyed your manzanillo.
Our next stop will be the port of Los Angeles.
Cabot: Pull!
All: Ooh.
Gopher: Wouldn't you agree, sir,
that the hotel would be better being the reflection
of just one man's vision?
Good point, gopher.
Unless, of course,
that vision is clouded with incredibly bad taste.
Pull!
Both: Nice shot!
But I missed.
But your form, it was beautiful.
I feel that my unbridled enthusiasm for this project
makes me a natural to be the one in charge.
I love enthusiasm.
Yes, but my willingness to go that extra mile
should be taken into consideration.
I couldn't agree more. Pull!
[ Gunshot ]
Rats!
I'm 0 for 50.
I think I'm losing my touch.
The sun was probably in your eyes.
Oh, I'm sure that's it.
Say, Isaac, why don't you go that extra mile
and get cabot his sunglasses.
Gopher, why don't you unbridle some of that enthusiasm
and get it yourself.
I don't think this gun travels well.
Some united front.
[ Chuckles, scoffs ]
♪♪
[ Bell rings ]
[ All cheering ]
Okay, eight's the point.
I can do it. I can do it.
Put your money down on me, folks.
Come along with daddy. I can do it.
Let's go. Lemme...Give me an eight.
Eight!
[ All cheering ]
Woman: All right!
Let me have those dice. Bring those dice to daddy.
Excuse me, Mr. Fairfield,
may I speak to you for a moment please?
Oh, certainly.
Divide this among these good people, would you?
-Oh! -Thank you!
Thank you! Thanks for your support.
I owe you an apology.
I'm afraid I've been a bit skeptical
about your generosity.
Really? Why?
Well, it's not every day we have a multi-millionaire
come aboard lavishing praise on my crew,
promising extravagant things.
That reminds me. You owe me a wish.
Cabot, I had a silly idea
that perhaps you were not who you said you were.
So I called Fairfield industries.
Oh?
Yes.
I spoke to your brother, Edgar,
and he said that you are definitely you.
Always have been.
I suppose Edgar told you all about me.
He said you had a problem.
He's my problem.
Mr. Fairfield, you have to stop what you're doing.
Why? Is it wrong to make people's dreams come true.
It is when you can't.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the international lounge proudly presents the mermaids.
♪♪
♪ he said, "baby what's wrong with you?" ♪
♪ why don't you use your imagination? ♪
♪ Oh no, oh, no ♪
♪ nations go to war over women like you ♪
♪ it's just a form of appreciation ♪
♪ come over here, lay your clothes on the chair ♪
♪ now let the lace fall across your shoulder ♪
♪ oh, no, oh, no ♪
♪ standing in the half-light, you're almost like her ♪
♪ take it slow like your daddy told ya ♪
♪ strut, pout, put it out ♪
♪ that's what you want from women ♪
♪ come on baby, what you taking me for? ♪
♪ Strut, pout, cut it out ♪
♪ all taking and no giving ♪
♪ watch me baby while I walk out your door ♪
♪ I won't be your baby doll ♪
♪ be your baby doll ♪
♪ I won't be your baby doll ♪
♪ be your baby doll ♪
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
♪ Strut, pout, put it out ♪
♪ that's what you want from women ♪
♪ come on baby, what you taking me for? ♪
♪ Strut, pout, cut it out ♪
♪ all taking and no giving ♪
♪ watch me baby while I walk out the door ♪
Strut!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hi.
Uh, do you mind if I sit down for a moment?
-No. -Great, thanks.
Well, Christine, I'm worried about Randy.
He's not feeling well.
It's not his heart, is it?
No, no. Physically he's fine.
Doc checked him out.
Oh, that's good. I'm glad.
But emotionally,
he's not the same guy that boarded the ship.
He's probably just tired.
Look, we both know how important
a person's state of mind is to their health.
And Randy is pretty low right now.
Look, Christine, I know it's none of my business.
But something happened between the two of you
that put him in this shape.
There's nothing anyone else can do that's gonna help.
You are the one that he needs.
♪♪
[ Knock on door ]
♪♪
Hi.
I thought you never wanted to see me again.
Can I come in?
I heard you weren't feeling well.
Well, I've felt better.
Maybe I should start
by explaining why I did what I did.
Yeah, that sounds like a start.
I wanted to hurt you.
Well, you're very good at what you do.
You see, my father was in the same hospital as you were.
He was waiting for a heart donor,
just like you.
He was very hopeful.
He always had such a -- a positive attitude.
He just knew a donor would turn up
and he'd make it.
He even promised me that he'd live.
And then a donor was located
and my father was passed over.
They chose you to live.
My father died.
I'm sorry about your father.
I...
I hated the hospital for choosing you.
[ Sighs ]
They don't make these decisions on a whim.
Committees of doctors decide.
Donors are matched up by blood type,
body weight, age, a lot of things.
They told me all that. I didn't care.
All I cared about was that my father was dying,
and some hot-shot golf pro was gonna live in his place.
I hated them, and I hated you.
Revenge isn't as sweet as I thought it would be.
That's too bad
because your plan worked beautifully.
I really fell in love with you.
My plan didn't work at all.
I fell in love with you, too.
♪♪
I know you can never forgive me for what I did.
I'm not sure I can forgive myself.
♪♪
Oh, I can't believe this.
Well, believe it.
Everything is just the way you like it.
Perfect.
Your beds are made perfectly.
The shoes are arranged perfectly.
And just to make your life a little more perfect,
i'm leaving.
Sit.
Now look, Vicki.
The problem here isn't that I am a neat freak
and you are less neat.
Well, that seems like the problem to me.
Vicki, you straightened up
the mess you made in my cabin easily enough
but now we have to straighten out things between us.
I cleaned your room. What more do you want?
What I want --
what I want...
Is to know why you are going out of your way
to flunk this exam.
Oh, you know, it always goes back to that, doesn't it?
Well, let me tell you something.
Even if I studied from now until Christmas,
there is still no way that I could pass.
And that's why you haven't tried to study at all?
I have tried.
But every single time I do,
all I can see is myself opening a letter that says,
"we're sorry Ms. Stubing,
but you're just not college material."
Oh..
It's scary having all that pressure on you, isn't it?
I just...
[ Sighs ]
I just don't wanna let my father down.
Oh, honey. Honey.
You could've saved us a lot of pain
if you'd just told me how you felt before this.
I don't know...I -- I didn't think you'd understand.
I mean, everything is always so easy for you.
I said school was fun. I didn't say it was easy.
Do you still wanna help me?
Of course I do.
Only this time, I wanna do it right.
Now, are you ready to work hard?
What are we waiting for?
Okey-dokey.
Uh, you can do that later.
This has been a wonderful time for me.
Me, too.
I hate to see it end.
Does it have to?
I mean, couldn't we see each other
after the cruise, I mean.
No, I'm afraid that's not possible, Gina.
I mean, it's not that I don't want to.
It's just that I, uh...
[ Sighs ]
You see, I'm not exactly what I appear to be.
I don't understand.
I see hope shining in people's eyes.
I wanna make that hope a reality.
So I tell them I can.
But you can't?
Well, not exactly.
But it's not my fault.
It's my brother, Edgar.
He won't let me spend any of the family money.
He says if it was up to me I'd give it all away.
Well, would you?
Sure.
What good does it do
sitting around in banks and stocks and bonds.
I mean, my way's a lot more fun.
But what happens when people find out
you can't keep your promises?
Well, I'm not usually around.
Look, I don't mean to harm anybody.
I just see people hurting and I wanna make them happy.
My father always said I lived in a dream world.
That's why he left the control of all the money to Edgar.
It makes me angry.
I want to make people happy. I don't see why I can't.
Don't you see, cabot?
Promising me my own school wasn't what made me happy.
It was you --
being with you.
Money didn't matter.
I'm sorry for you that you can't see that.
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[ Knock on door ]
Hi.
Ace gave me a bottle of champagne,
and I told him I couldn't drink it all by myself.
I'm a former heart patient, you know?
Yeah, I know.
Know anybody I can share it with?
How 'bout a former self-pitying jerk?
You, uh, know where I can find one.
How about the one you're holding in your arms?
Mm, I don't know.
I'm pretty picky about the jerks I hang around with.
Are we gonna keep up this patter all night
or are you gonna kiss me?
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Captain, I -- I want to apologize to you
if I've caused you any trouble.
Oh, no. No apologies necessary.
I -- I didn't get a chance to say goodbye to Gina.
But I have a feeling
we'll be seeing each other again very soon.
I'm glad to hear that.
Captain, would you do me a favor?
Would you give these to Isaac and gopher?
It's an explanation
for why I can't buy them that hotel.
I'm sure they're going to be terribly disappointed.
My pleasure.
Well, goodbye.
Goodbye.
There's Edgar, my tight-wad brother.
He looks very nice.
Sure, but just get him to try to part
with a lousy couple of million.
The man steals magazines from his barber.
Uh, Edgar, over here.
Well, cabot, you've done it again.
Well, you know me, kid. I keep trying.
Oh, this is my friend, captain stubing.
-Hi. -Hi, captain.
You should be proud of me.
This time I only spent 50 grand.
A new record.
You know, he's made some outrageous promises in his day,
but last night after he called me,
I did some checking.
Miss Caldwell has a quite a reputation
in the field of special education.
You see, I told you.
Well, this time I'm going to help cabot
follow through on his promise.
The Fairfield foundation is going to finance her school.
Would you please give this to miss Caldwell,
courtesy of cabot Fairfield.
Well, well. Feels good, doesn't it.
I'm sure Gina will be very grateful.
Well, thank you again, captain.
-Goodbye. -Goodbye.
-Good news, Edgar. -Mm.
I've got a suitcase full of those little soaps you like.
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Have you seen cabot?
Oh, I'm afraid he's already gone.
But, uh, he wanted me to give you this.
That's her check.
I don't believe it.
He really did it.
I guess some of us underestimated him.
Yes.
I owe him an apology.
Goodbye, captain.
Goodbye, miss Caldwell.
-Bye-bye. -So long.
Well, I guess you saw that. Cabot bought her a school.
Hotels, schools,
who says there isn't a Santa claus.
So you two are still going through with the hotel?
Oh, it's not that we're dissatisfied, merrill,
but we really enjoyed working for you here.
But there comes a time
when a man's just gotta move on.
Right on, move on.
Yeah, you've gotta go for that brass ring.
You've gotta go for that pot at the end of the rainbow.
-Uh, where's cabot? -I'm afraid he's long gone.
But he left a little something to put in your pot.
Isaac: Mm.
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