Love,
exciting and new.
Come aboard,
we're expecting you.
And love,
life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow,
it floats back to you.
The love boat,
soon we'll be making another run.
The love boat,
promises something for everyone.
Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
And love,
won't hurt anymore.
It's an open smile,
on a friendly shore.
It's love.
Welcome aboard it's love.
Julie: Hello.
Welcome aboard, miss...
Ellen: Ellen garner.
Mrs. Garner.
Julie: Oh, Mrs. Garner
well, that's fine.
I hope Mr. Garner isn't late.
Mickey: That's me.
The late Mr. Garner.
Ellen: I'm a widow.
Julie: Oh, I'm sorry.
Mickey: You're sorry?
Hm.
Our first barbeque after our honeymoon,
i told her to pour lighting fluid on the coals slow...Not Cole slaw.
I'll never forget my last words...
Ahhhh...
Julie: Oh, here you are, Mrs. Garner.
Of course, excuse me.
You're on the aloha deck.
Cabin three-fifty.
Ellen: Thank you.
Julie: Uh-huh.
Ellen: What are you doing here?
Mickey: Tryin' to find you a new husband.
I told you this ghost can't rest in peace until you're married again.
Ellen: I don't want to get married again.
Mickey: Hey look here, you've got a whole life to live, and it's gonna be with another man.
Ellen: You're the only man that I've ever wanted.
Mr. Cory: I swear, I never saw the lady before.
Ellen: See the trouble you're causing?
Mickey: Me?
Only one that can hear or see me is you.
Ellen: Mickey, I'll always love you.
But please leave me alone.
Mickey: Hey...
I would help you with that luggage there, but you know the ghosts' union.
We don't do bags.
Captain: Miss McCoy, I don't understand.
What are doctor bricker and Isaac doing boarding passengers?
Julie: Oh, well, sir...
Captain: Where's gopher?
Doc: Blow drying his hair.
Captain: What?
Julie: You see, sir, gopher's sister's coming on board for her birthday and he wants to look terrific.
Isaac: And that could take years.
Captain: Gopher's sister, hm?
Haven't I met her before?
Little...
Doc: Chubs...
You remember...Kinda chunky.
Captain: Ah, yes.
She was about five feet tall all over.
You better order two birthday cakes.
Jennifer: Doc!
Well...
Doc: Well, welcome aboard, whoever you are.
Jennifer: Jennifer!
Don't you remember?
You taught me to tango.
Doc: Of course...
Jennifer.
The old tango...
I remember it well...Sort of.
Jennifer: Doc....
Doc: Jennifer....
Gopher: Chubs!
Isaac/julie: Chubs....
Gopher: Chubs, hey...
Listen, you remember doc and Isaac.
All: Hi.
Gopher: Oh, and...This is Julie, our cruise director.
Julie: Hi.
Gopher: This is my kid sister, chubs.
Jennifer: Jennifer.
Gopher: Hey, come on.
I'll show you to your cabin.
Come on.
Jennifer: See you later, Valentino.
Julie: Oooh...
Chubs, huh?
Doc: Well, maybe I need new lenses.
Julie: Maybe.
Linda: This whole cruise is a mistake.
Now if we don't get along on land, what makes you think we're gonna get along at sea?
Wayne: Hey, come on, give it a chance, Linda.
I mean we haven't even unpacked yet.
Gail: Hello, there.
Wayne: Gail!
Gail: Hi.
Wayne: Hi.
Gail: Hi, sweetheart.
Linda: What are you doing here?
We didn't expect you to see us off.
Gail: Oh, well any chance I get to see my baby...
And speaking of babies, any news in the blessed event department?
Something I should be knitting?
Wayne: Well, maybe a pair of socks for Linda.
She's always got cold feet.
Linda: Oh, very funny.
Wayne: Oh, look, Gail, there is a reason we didn't invite you down here to see us off.
Gail: What reason could you possibly have for not inviting a mother?
Wayne: A father.
Les: Sorry to be late.
Linda: Daddy, hi.
Gail: Oh, les...
What a pleasant surprise.
What are you doing here?
Les: I was invited.
What are you doing here?
Gail: I crashed.
Mama...
Wayne and I thought that the fairest thing would be to have daddy see us off and you welcome us home.
Gail: Oh...oh, honey, you don't have to try to keep us apart.
The nice judge took care of that.
Les: Let's hear it for the judge...
You know we should be able to get along for five minutes.
After all, we were married for twenty years.
Gail: Twenty years?
Was it twenty?
It went by just like...Forty.
Linda: Mother...
Wayne: Hey, look...What do you say we break open the bubbly, huh?
Linda: Yes.
P.A. voice: All ashore that's going ashore.
Les: Why don't you two enjoy this.
I'm sorry to be so brief, but I have a very attractive lunch date waiting for me.
Gail: Oh, are you leaving now.
I thought you rats always waited until the ship was sinking.
Goodbye my darling.
Wayne: Bye.
Linda: Bye bye.
Wayne: Thank you.
Les: So long...
Let's see do we go left or right?
Gail: Surely, even you can lead us off a ship.
Which way is the bow?
Les: Well, that should be simple.
The bow's the sharp end...The stern's the dull end.
Gail: You should know from dull.
Mickey: Hey!
Now there's an eligible looking dude.
Ellen: Mickey...
Greg: Close.
The name's Greg.
Greg elkins.
Mickey: Mmm...expensive threads, too.
We may already have us a winner here.
Ellen: I'm not interested.
Greg: You could wait until you were asked.
Mickey: Hey, mama, don't make any hasty decisions.
He's almost as cute as me.
Ellen: Mickey, will you drop dead.
Mickey: Hey, mama, you're about two years late with that line.
Ellen: I mean, get lost.
Mickey: Okay.
Les: We are lost.
Totally lost.
Nice going, Gail.
Gail: Gail!
It would be my fault.
Oh, look, they're redecorating this area.
I wonder what the new suites look like.
P.A. voice: Last call for all visitors.
All ashore that's going ashore.
Les: What are you doing?
Look, the ship is about to sail.
Gail: I just want to take a look at one of the cabins.
Les: Who cares?
Gail: You just described our entire marriage...
Who cares.
Les: Hey, Gail, don't go in there.
Les: Hey, come on, we gotta get out of here.
Now are you happy?
It's beautifully decorated in early French penal colony.
Come on.
I got a date.
And she's a lot more interesting than someone that gets turned on by empty rooms.
Gail: Really?
And does she get turned on by the little things you do?
Les: What little things?
Gail: Do we have to get personal?
Les: No.
We just have to get out...
Oh, my lord.
Gail: Oh, well, you haven't lost your touch...
I don't suppose you know how to connect one of these things.
Les: No.
I always left that butch stuff up to you.
Gail: Help!
Help!
There are two people locked up in here!
Les: Two people who can't stand each other.
Floyd: Hey there, sweet lady.
Would you like a drink or anything?
Jennifer: No, thanks.
I wouldn't like a drink or anything...
Hi, Isaac.
Seen doc?
Isaac: Oh, sorry, Jennifer.
Maybe he's in his office with a patient.
Jennifer: Lucky patient.
What does a girl have to do to get sick around here?
Isaac: Maybe this'll do it.
I just created a new drink.
I call it my Isaac eye-opener.
You can be the first to try it.
Jennifer: Sorry, Isaac.
It's terrific.
Isaac: Just my luck.
I can't do anything wrong.
Gopher: Hey.
Hi.
Jennifer: Hi.
Gopher: Wait a minute.
That doesn't look like a malted milk to me.
Captain stubing, remember my kid sister, chubs?
Jennifer: Jennifer.
Captain: Ah...
Well, Jennifer, you've really grown up.
Whatever happened to the little girl with the big appetite?
Jennifer: Simple.
One day I decided I'd rather have dates than ding-dongs.
Gopher: Now she has both.
Most of her dates are ding-dongs.
Jennifer: There's doc.
See you later.
Captain: Well, your sister turned into a real stunner.
Gopher: Chubs?
Captain: I think it's goodbye chubs...
Hello, Farrah.
Gopher: Chubs...you're not supposed to be out on deck, honey.
You're not over the measles yet.
Mickey: Hi there, sweetheart.
Ellen: Mickey, couldn't you just fade in?
I mean, you scared the wits out of me.
Mickey: Now look here.
I'm only a freshman ghost.
They don't teach fadin' in till you're a sophomore.
Anyway, you know the cat you met in the passageway?
Well, he's a lawyer.
Very successful...And mucho available.
Ellen: You're wasting your time.
Captain: I beg your pardon?
Ellen: Oh...
I said that I'm having a wonderful time.
Captain: Good...good.
Mickey: Hey, look, what happened to that string bikini I bought you?
Hey, you wear that low-cut halter and you'll definitely get Greg to the altar.
Ellen: Once and for all, Mickey, I don't want to see this Greg, or anyone else.
Mickey: Hey, how am I gonna get you a husband if you don't cooperate?
Ellen: Don't want to talk about it.
Mickey: Well then, when are we gonna talk about it?
Ellen: Later in my cabin.
Cory: What?
Mrs. Cory: He'll be later, all right.
And he's gonna have a broken leg.
Ellen: Look, if you're gonna sit there and bother me I'm leavin'.
Isaac: Maybe one of these will help?
Greg: Huh?
Oh...
Isaac: It couldn't hurt.
Wayne: Oh, well that cooled me off...
But you know...With a little coaxing, I could get heated up again.
Linda: Come on, Wayne.
Wayne: Hey, what's with you, anyway?
Linda: Every time you get the urge to be Mr....
Wayne: Shh...
Come on.
Linda: Mr. Romance I'm supposed to drop everything and rush off with you?
Why don't you think about how I feel sometime.
Wayne: We're starting up again.
Linda: Well, why don't we just give up and get a divorce?
Wayne: Why don't we just talk things out, huh?
Linda: What's the use?
We always end up fighting.
Wayne: So what's wrong with fighting?
Maybe your parents wouldn't be divorced if they'd fought more.
Linda: More?
You've gotta be kidding.
Les: Just my luck to be locked in with a woman who hates my guts.
Gail: Les...it was never hate.
Les: That's right.
Hate is a little strong.
It was more...Mutual disappointment.
Gail: Or maybe dissatisfaction...Discontent...
Les: Indignation...exasperation.
Gail: Anger!
Les: Rage!
Gail: Loathing!
Les: Hate!
Gail: Yeah!
It was hate!!!
Let me out!!
Doc: Yeah?
Gopher: Doc...
Oh, doc, I'm in trouble.
Doc: Me, too.
Do you think stubing'd mind if I didn't wear a tie to the captain's table?
Gopher: Come on.
The light's better over here...
It's my sister, doc.
The ship's wolves are hitting on her.
Doc: Aren't you being a bit over-protective.
She's not exactly a toddler.
Gopher: Doc, please.
I mean, can't you just keep an eye on her?
You know, take her under your wing.
You know what these cruise ship casanovas are like...
Wait a minute!
I'm talkin' to the wrong guy.
Doc: Gopher, I'm your best friend.
Jennifer's your sister.
You don't think that I...
I mean...Surely...
Gopher: I'm sorry.
I'm...
I'm over-reacting.
Doc: Okay.
I'll keep an eye on her.
Those wolves won't get within howling distance.
Gopher: Ah, thanks, doc.
If there's ever anything I can do for you...
Doc: Great.
Can you get me a date with Jennifer?
Just kidding.
Gopher: Okay.
Doc: Great.
Thanks.
Gopher: Ooops.
Ellen: Good evening.
Julie: Oh, hello, Mrs.
Garner...
Let's see.
Yes.
You're at table seventeen.
Ellen: Yes.
Thank you.
Mickey: Over here.
The table with the ebony centerpiece.
Greg: Good evening.
Good evening, Julie.
Julie: Oh, hello, Mr. Elkins.
Let's see...
You're at table eleven.
Greg: Eleven?
Julie: Right...
Oh, excuse me.
I'm sorry.
That's my mistake.
You're at table seventeen.
Greg: Thank you.
Hm-hm...
Evening.
I'm Greg elkins.
Ellen: Ellen garner.
Greg: Uh-oh.
I think I'm at the wrong table.
Ellen: No...no.
Please.
Please sit down.
Greg: Are you sure?
You haven't been too thrilled about meeting up till now.
Ellen: Honestly, it has nothing to do with you.
It's just that I've had a lot of things on my mind lately.
Greg: Well, if you need a sympathetic ear...
I've had a lot of practice...
I'm an attorney.
Mickey: An attorney.
Well...the fish is hooked fine.
Now all you have to do is reel in the line.
Ellen: You know my husband would have made a great attorney.
Greg: Oh?
Mickey: I would have?
Ellen: He certainly had the mouth for it.
Wayne: Isn't this the most incredible dinner you've ever had?
Hey...what's the matter with you?
You haven't eaten a thing.
Linda: You know the last time I had cornish game hen was the night you proposed to me.
Wayne: Oh, yeah.
That little place in greenwich village...The waiter tried to take us, remember?
He charged us double for the drinks.
The service was the worst.
Linda: Is that all you remember?
Is that all?
Captain: You know, very few young people today can dance the tango.
They used to call it the dance of love.
Jennifer: Doc taught me.
Captain: Oh.
Floyd: Thanks, captain.
I'll take over this watch.
Captain: Ah, and they said there are no more pirates.
Gopher: You call this looking after my sister?
Doc: Gopher, I've got my eye on her.
Gopher: Yeah.
And he's got his hands on her.
Doc: Don't panic.
I'll take care of it.
Gopher: Doc...now.
Jennifer: Doc!
There you are.
Doc: Hi.
Jennifer: Hi.
Floyd: Hey, who asked you to cut in?
Doc: My old surgery teacher.
Mickey: Mmm...that cat ain't bad.
He ain't bad at all.
He ain't no Saturday night fever, but he ain't bad.
Ellen: Do you remember that great night we spent in Chicago?
Mrs. Cory: Chicago!
And you told me it was a convention.
Ellen: We danced the whole night.
Mickey: Well...almost the whole night.
But, mama that's all past.
Turn around and...Face your future.
Latch on to this dude.
Greg: You're a fantastic dancer.
Ellen: Thanks.
You hear that?
Mickey: He's right for you.
He may not have my fantastic body, but...You can't have everything.
Jennifer: Doc, dancing with you is a real turn-on.
Doc: What was that?
I can't hear you above the music.
Jennifer: What?
I can't hear you over the music.
Doc: That's what I said.
I can't hear you over the music.
Jennifer: Who?...
Let's go out on the deck.
Doc: Go out and neck?
Jennifer: Hey-great idea, doc.
Let's go.
Gail: I'm starving.
Les: What do you plan on eating, your lipstick?
Gail: I knew I had these peanuts.
Les: They look like rejects from a Carter rally.
Gail: Cut the smart talk and you might get half.
Les: Hey, not so fast.
We could be here for days.
We're gonna ration these out...
Now let's see.
Gail: Don't put them on the floor.
Les: Okay.
That's three meals a day for three days...That's nine meals...
And about twenty-seven peanuts.
That's three peanuts a meal.
Gail: Very good.
Les: Here you are.
Gail: Thank you.
Les: You know, some of this reminds me of when we got married.
Gail: What do you mean?
Les: Well, this cabin.
It's furnished better than our first apartment was.
Gail: Yeah.
But you have to admit it was perfect for our first anniversary...
Our dining room suite was a card table and two folded chairs.
Les: I remember the great dinner you made to celebrate.
Gail: Do you remember how we celebrated after dinner?
Les: How could I forget?
Gail: It seems like a long time ago.
Les: It was...Eat your peanuts.
Gail: I did.
Doc: Well...how was your first year in college.
Kinda rough?
Jennifer: Mmm...look at that moon.
Doc: What are you majoring in.
Jennifer: The stars...
Doc: Hm?
Jennifer: They're so close you could...You could grab one in your hand...
You know, doc you're a very attractive man.
Doc: Would you believe I started out as a math major?
Then in my sophomore year...
Jennifer: Doc...when are you going to stop treating me like a kid?
Doc: Oh, careful...Careful.
Jennifer: I'm crazy about you.
Gopher: Chubs!
Doc: I found her.
She's here.
She's with me, by the rail.
Gopher: You promised me the last dance.
Jennifer: Oh...right.
I'll see you later, doc.
Gopher: Ummmm...doc...
You're the best.
Wayne: Terrific cruise.
Everybody's out having fun except us...
Hey, listen, I've been thinking...Maybe things would be a little different between us if we had a baby.
Linda: Oh, it's a great idea...
Yea, I'd be stuck doing the diapers.
Wayne: Oh...
Linda: And then there's carpools...
And playgrounds...And before you know it,
I'm the over-the hill housewife and you'll leave me.
Wayne: Well, that's the way it happened in your family.
It doesn't have to happen that way in ours.
Linda: Do you mind?
I'd like to finish reading this book.
Wayne: Yeah, well, that may not be the only thing you're finishing.
Les: Are you still carrying those trashy paperbacks around with you wherever you go?
"Lord Derek's wench?"
Gail: I have seen lord Derek's wench through sixteen affairs,
five marriages,
three floggings
and one branding.
Les: Really?
Well, that was in chapter two.
It's garbage, Gail.
Gail: Well, you didn't seem to think so when we were married.
Don't you remember we'd curl up on the couch and I'd read to you
"lord Derek whispered in the fair Sabrina's ear, maddening her with desire...
Your eyes are those of a maddened tigress...Your lips the color of a ripe pomegranate..."
Les: Your skin is creamy white like the jungle orchid.
Gail: Wait a minute, that's not here.
Les: No, it's there and there.
Gail: Les, stop it!
Les: I can't.
You're gorgeous.
Gail: I was never gorgeous.
Terribly attractive, but never gorgeous...
Will you stop it!
Les: Oh, you haven't changed one bit.
Gail: There it is.
The same old hurt look.
Les: Why shouldn't it be the same old look?
It's the same old...Nothing.
Gail: Well, maybe I wasn't the sizzling sexpot every time you came home,
but it's hard to be..."The fair Sabrina" after a day of diapers and dishes and...
Les: Aw, tell it to lord Derek!
Julie: Damn!
Stay there...
Come in.
Doc: Can I talk to you?
I never knew you were so sloppy.
Julie: The clothes dryer broke down.
And what am I gonna wear?
Doc: It's...about gopher's sister.
Julie: Jennifer.
Terrific idea.
We're about the same size.
Doc, would you hold this?
Now, where can I put this thing, so it won't fall down?
Doc: There.
Now can I talk to you?
Julie: Doc, that's perfect.
Thank you.
I love you.
Doc: Great.
Now that's two of you.
Julie: What?
Doc: Jennifer is hitting on me.
Julie: You're kidding?
Doc: See, gopher asked me to take care of her.
And she really wants me to take care of her.
Julie: Well, doc, don't make such a big deal out of it.
She's just got a regular teenage crush on an older man.
She probably thinks of you as a father.
Doc: Thank you very much.
She happens to think of me as a lover.
Now...what am I gonna do?
Julie: Well...you be kind...
Be nice...
And let her down easy.
Either that or...Gopher will kill you.
Doc: You really are sloppy.
Julie: I might kill you myself.
Les: You know, I've been thinking about what you said last night...
Was it really so terrible being a wife and a mother?
Gail: Before I knew it, fifteen years of our lives just went by.
Les: Kids need taking care of.
Gail: Oh...
I didn't mind taking care of the kids.
Half the time I found myself being your mother...
It was always what you needed or the kids needed...It was never what I needed.
Les: But it wasn't all bad.
Gail: Oh...no...there were good times.
Les: There were, weren't there?
Gail: Hm-hm.
Les: How 'bout that summer we took the place at the beach?
We went claming.
Gail: Hm...
What I wouldn't give for one of those clams now.
Les: Oh, here...Take my last peanut.
Gail: I couldn't.
Les: It's okay.
I'm on a diet...
At least split it with me.
Gail: It's too bad we couldn't be this unselfish with each other all the time.
Les: Maybe we can.
Gopher: Doc...you have been just great with chubs so far.
And I really...I hate to impose on you.
Doc: So don't.
Gopher: You know, I was gonna take her to lunch today, but the captain wants that inventory report.
Doc, would you mind?
Doc: Well, gopher, look...
Gopher: Doc...
You gotta...
The wolf with the chains...He's dyin' to have lunch with her and if he does...She's the first course.
Doc: Okay, I'll take her to lunch.
Gopher: Thank you, doc.
I love you.
Doc: Must be my after shave.
Ellen: Ah, my point.
Greg: Yeah, you win.
I need a rest...
Where do you get all that energy?
Ellen: Teaching thirty kindergarten kids.
I've got to stay in shape.
Greg: Hm.
Well, as an attorney, I can say that the prima facie evidence...Does support that theory.
Ellen: Why, thank you, counselor.
Mickey: Ooooee.
He's on her case now.
Greg: You know, this is the first time I've been on a vacation alone.
Usually I go with four...Five buddies of mine and we go fishing.
Ellen: Well, do you miss them?
Greg: Oh, yeah...
I would much rather be with a bunch of unshaven, beer guzzling, smelly guys, than be here with you.
Mickey: Oh, boy...Look what we got here.
A combination f.
Lee Bailey...Richard pryor.
Ellen: Listen, I'm getting kind of hungry.
How 'bout some lunch?
Greg: Good idea.
Mickey: Ah-ah...the verdict's in.
She's gonna give him a life sentence.
Jennifer: Come on in, goph.
The door's unlocked...
Doc!
Doc: Oh, you're...You're not dressed.
I...
I'll wait outside.
Jennifer: Doc.
Don't be silly.
I'm glad you came.
I'm sorry we were interrupted last night.
Doc: Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that.
Jennifer: Talk?
Gopher: Hey, I thought I couldn't take you to...
Doc: Look, it's not what you think.
Gopher: Then what is it?
Doc: You don't understand.
Gopher: How would you like to understand a knuckle sandwich?
Jennifer, go into the bathroom and don't come out until you're decent.
Jennifer: I am decent.
Gopher: You are not.
Doc: Look, I don't suppose there's any chance of explaining.
Gopher: Explain.
Get out of here...
I thought you were my friend, doc.
Doc: Like I said, no chance of explaining.
Wayne: Well, we proved it could be done.
We're actually having a pleasure cruise without any pleasure.
Linda: It's not this cruise, it's our marriage.
Wayne: Are you talking about divorce again?
Linda: Look, it took mom and dad twenty years before they got divorced.
If it's gonna happen to us...I'd rather it happen now.
Wayne: All right...If that's what you want, you've got it!
Doc: Come in.
Jennifer: Doc?
Doc: Jennifer!
Why aren't you at your birthday party?
Jennifer: I'm not in the mood for ice cream.
I want to celebrate this night with you.
Doc: Jennifer...wait.
Captain: Well, everything's here but the birthday girl.
Gopher: Jennifer's over forty minutes late.
Julie: Gopher, have some Patience.
She just wants to be perfect.
If she's anything like I was when I turned eighteen, she'll take at least another hour.
Isaac: The chef sure baked an incredible birthday cake.
Sure we couldn't start without her?
Captain: Isaac, don't be ridiculous.
We'll give her another five minutes.
Jennifer: What's wrong with me?
I'm not pretty enough, is that it?
Doc: You're very beautiful.
Jennifer: I'm not sophisticated enough.
Doc: Jennifer, you're eighteen and you're gopher's sister.
Jennifer: Gopher.
What's he got to do with it?
He still thinks I'm a kid...
Oh...
Yeah, now I get it.
That's what you think too.
Doc: No...
I think you're a very desirable woman.
Jennifer: Then why don't you want me?
I...
I mean, I...
I want to learn...
I want to learn from someone with a lot of experience.
You'd be a terrific teacher.
Doc: I'm very flattered, but it's not terrific to find someone experienced.
It's terrific to find someone right.
Someone you care about.
Jennifer, your first love is...A very precious thing.
Don't throw it away.
Jennifer: Doc...
I'm so scared.
Doc: To love shouldn't be scary...And when it really is love...It won't be.
Jennifer: Thanks, doc...
You really are a terrific teacher.
Greg: Are you cold?
Ellen: Well, I'm real warm on the inside, but a might chilly on the outside.
I left my shawl in the lounge.
Greg: I'll get it.
Mickey: I'll get it.
I'll get it...
I will get it.
Smooth talking guy.
Ellen: Mickey, I thought you liked him.
Mickey: Well, I like the cover, but I've just started reading the book.
Ellen: Well, I think he's kinda terrific.
Mickey: Well, that's just great.
That's just great.
I mean, how do you think I feel seein' the woman that I love fall for the first rinky-dink dude that comes along?
Ellen: But, Mickey...
Mickey: Ah, nah, nah, nah.
You should see yourself.
Dancing, swimming...Smooching...
Is that any way to mourn your dear, departed husband?
Ellen: You were the one that wanted me to be happy.
Mickey: Happy, but not flipped out.
Ellen: I'm confused.
Mickey: Sure you are.
Why else would you be falling for some jive time dude only two years after my last supper?
Ellen: Oh, Mickey.
I'm sorry.
Mickey: Hey, look...You need more time.
Believe me.
There'll be other dudes to choose from.
I just want to save you from makin' a monstrous mistake.
Greg: I got it.
But it'll cost you a kiss.
Ellen: Uh...
Greg, I think I'll just turn in.
Greg: What's the matter?
Ellen: Well...you're very nice, Greg, and I like you, but...
Greg: But, what?
Ellen: But that's all.
Greg: Well...i thought we had something special going...But I guess I thought wrong.
Ellen: Greg...
Captain: I'm sorry, gopher.
My excuses to Jennifer, but I've got to get back to the bridge.
Gopher: Oh, sir, no.
Five more minutes.
Please.
I'll go look for her.
Captain: All right.
Everybody just stay put.
I'm sure she's coming.
What are you doing here?
Jennifer: Gopher...
Doc's your best friend.
Gopher: Yeah.
So's Attila the hun.
Doc: Now wait a minute.
Gopher: I don't want to talk to you, doc.
Jennifer: Then talk to me.
Doc wasn't trying to take advantage of me.
I was trying to take advantage of him.
I was throwing myself at him, but...He wouldn't let me.
Gopher: Nothing happened?
Jennifer: Something did happen, goph.
I learned there's...There's nothing wrong with waiting for the right person.
Doc: Well, if I had a sister as beautiful as Jennifer, I guess I'd act the same...Dumb way.
Gopher: Dumb?
I don't know what to say.
Jennifer: How 'bout starting with happy birthday.
Gopher: Oh, hey, I almost forgot.
Hey, band leader.
Maestro.
Come on.
Hey, por favor.
All: Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear Jennifer.
Happy birthday to you.
Gail: You sure you want to go through with this?
Les: What do you mean?
Gail: Well...last night was very romantic...
You know as they say, in the bright light of day...
Les: The brighter the better.
Now I can really see what I've got.
Gail: Oh...i can't wait to tell the kids.
Let's get out of here.
Les: Hello out there!
Anybody out there?!
Gail: You don't have to do that.
Les: Oh?
It works better if you bend it.
Gail: You knew how to open it, too?
Les: I've known for two days.
Gail: I've known for three.
It really must be love.
Les: Either that or we're both peanut freaks.
Mickey: I'm sorry, baby.
It's all my fault.
I mean, you should be with Greg.
I blew it.
Ellen: Oh, Mickey.
I just don't know anymore.
Mickey: Hey look, I was jealous, but it's still not too late.
I mean grab him...That is if you...Really love him.
Ellen: I love him more than anybody else in this world.
Mrs. Cory: Eat your heart out, woman.
He's still mine.
Come on, you ol' lech.
Ellen: Anyway, it's too late now.
Mickey: It's...never too late for super ghost.
Julie: Thank you for sailing with us...
Oh, Mr. Elkins, I hope you had a pleasant cruise.
Greg: I enjoyed it very much...
Ellen: Oh!
Julie: Mrs. Garner, are you all right?
Ellen: Yes...yes.
Greg: Are you sure?
Ellen: Yes, I'm fine.
Mickey: Thata girl.
You got him now, baby.
Don't let go.
Ellen: Greg, about last night.
I...
Greg: Hey, forget it.
So we're not meant for each other.
Ellen: Yes we are.
I didn't mean any of those things I said.
Can I plead temporary insanity?
Greg: On one condition...You let me represent you for life.
Mickey: Thata girl, honey.
And don't worry about me.
I'll be fine.
Honey?
I guess, he must be the right man for her.
She can't hear me any more.
"The love boat will continue in a moment."
Isaac: I hope you had a good time.
Wayne: Good?
Well, let's just say different.
Gail: Oh, Linda...Wayne!
Linda: What are you doing here?
Les: We never left.
Wayne: Huh?
What's going on?
Les: Well, it's too much to explain...But here it is in a nutshell.
I meant...
Gail: Peanut shell...
Well, your father and I are getting back together again.
Linda: You and daddy?
Gail: Well, I...
I thought you'd be happy.
Linda: Oh, I am.
It's...
Wayne: Well, it's just that we have some news of our own.
Gail: A baby?
Linda: Wayne and I are getting a divorce.
Les: You can't.
Linda: You did.
Les: Yeah, but that was different...
All right, it wasn't different.
But listen...We just spent three days together, with nothing to do but talk.
We cleared up a lot of things.
Gail: Maybe if we'd talked this way twenty years ago, we wouldn't have lost each other.
Les: That's right.
Gail: Baby, don't make our mistake.
Wayne: Maybe we should...
Linda: What if...?
Wayne: Hey...what do you think?
It couldn't hurt.
Linda: Yes it could.
But maybe...
Wayne: Yeah.
Maybe...
Doc: Goodbye, Jennifer.
I do love you like a brother.
Jennifer: It was such a wonderful birthday.
Thanks, all of you...For taking such good care of me...
And gopher...Don't worry I can take care of myself from here on in.
Gopher: Okay.
Jennifer: Bye, everybody.
All: Bye.
Floyd: Hey there, baby...Am I gonna see you in the city?
Jennifer: 'Fraid not.
I don't get to the zoo very often.
Captain: I guess she can take care of herself.
Gopher: That's my chubs.
All: Jennifer!!!