♪ Love... ♪
♪ Exciting and new ♪
♪ come aboard ♪
♪ we're expecting you ♪
♪ and love ♪
♪ life's sweetest reward ♪
♪ let it flow ♪
♪ it floats back to you ♪
♪ the love boat ♪
♪ soon will be making another run ♪
♪ the love boat ♪
♪ promises something for everyone ♪
♪ set a course for adventure your mind on a new romance ♪
♪ and love ♪
♪ won't hurt anymore ♪
♪ it's an open smile ♪
♪ on a friendly shore yes, love... ♪
♪ Welcome aboard, it's love ♪
Well, it isn't here yet.
Doc: Well, we should have known better than to trust gopher and Isaac...
Oh hey, there they are...
Hey, where's the gift?
Shhh...not so loud.
You'll blow the captain's surprise.
Gopher, he already knows we're gonna give him something.
He's dropped enough hints about this being his fifth year as captain of the ship.
I think he went a little too far putting it on the goodyear blimp.
He doesn't know that we're getting him a perfect replica of
his own ship made out of sixteen thousand eight
hundred and forty-two matchsticks.
Boy, I hope he doesn't already have one...
Where is it?
Shhh...
It's on the way.
Sam: Just keep goin'.
Keep goin'.
Straight ahead. Straight ahead.
Heads up, folks, we're comin' through.
Valuable cargo here.
No, to your left... No not my left, your left...
Bo: Excuse me.
Excuse us.
Thank you. How are you?
Easy, easy... Easy...
Well, how's it going, shipmates?
All: Fine, sir.
Everything's just fine.
Good.
Another routine cruise coming up.
Right.
Nothing special about this one.
Right.
Just another cruise...
It's funny, you do so many, you lose track...
How many years has it been?
Two...three...four?
Five.
Is it five?
Really?
It's amazing how these things sneak up on you...
I guess it's time to get back to work.
Do you have twelve after?
Doc: No, that's...Twenty after.
Gopher: Twenty after.
You're probably running a little behind.
That's not good.
If there's one thing the captain of a ship should have, it's an accurate watch...
It's essential...
It's important.
You see, he wanted a new watch.
You're just guessing.
Julie: Hi.
Welcome aboard.
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Jeff?
Jeff cross?
Diana?
Diana & Jeff: I haven't seen you since...
Well, let me look at you...
Ooh, you turned out gorgeous.
Oh, well...You didn't turn out too bad yourself.
You always did have a way with words...
You still writing?
Are you kidding?
You are looking at the newest writer of the briscoe city journal.
You work for my father?
Well, he was publisher last time I checked, yeah.
Oh boy.
He doesn't tell me anything.
Come on, let's go give him a piece of my mind.
Jeff: Well, huh?
You mean he's here?
I see he doesn't tell you anything either.
Uh oh...
What's wrong?
I'm travelling with my mother.
Oh, no.
Hank hardaway and Monica cross on the...
Jeff & Diana: ...Same ship?
Yeah.
And the Titanic thought they had trouble.
And three days on the same ship with Hank hardaway'll knock the
hell out of the term 'pleasure cruise.'
Monica, I'm on a holiday.
I don't want to talk about my newspaper...
And I do not want to talk about your union.
It's not my union.
I'm just their lawyer.
Well, it is my newspaper.
Look, your workers want to organize.
If you keep stalling...You'll end up with a walkout.
Hank: I'm not...
That's our cue.
What?
Let's walk out.
Any more delay will have serious consequences.
Monica, I do not want to talk about it anymore.
Sure.
Because you're in the wrong.
In the wrong?
No, I'm just in a hurry.
It's just right through those double doors, sir.
Welcome aboard, sir.
Oh...
Oh, I'll get it...
Here you are.
Thanks.
You're welcome...I'm... Walter barrish.
Hi.
Hi...can you tell me where my cabin is?
...I'm in a three-fifty.
It's up those stairs then hang a right.
Thanks.
Thank you.
I...i thought maybe you might need someone to show you where your cabin is.
Well, thank you, but I think I can manage.
A dinner.
I beg your pardon?
...you're traveling alone and you'll need a dinner companion.
I can arrange that.
Well, I...
Oh, it's part of my job.
Oh...well, in that case...
Shall we say seven?
You'll be my dinner companion?
Oh, I'd love to.
I'd be delighted...
Well till seven then.
Oooh...
Too pushy?
I've seen daintier muggings.
I'd be interested in seeing the digi-plot computer, if you have the time.
Well, you seem to know a lot about our ship.
Yes, sir.
Ships were my hobby when I was a kid.
Oh...oh, miss McCoy...
Oh...captain.
Yes, sir.
I'd like to have you meet Bobby tryman.
His father is the director of the line.
Well, how do you do, Bobby?
Hello.
Since you're traveling alone, I've asked miss McCoy to kind of keep an eye on you.
Don't go to any trouble.
No, it's no trouble at all.
I'm looking forward to being with you.
We're gonna have a lot of fun together.
Thank you, miss McCoy.
It's Julie.
You certainly know how to put a passenger at ease.
Well, thank you.
I've got to get back to work.
Bye bye.
Ciao, Julie...
She's lovely.
Yes, she is.
Tell me...Is she married?
Wasn't this gopher fella supposed to meet us on deck?
What're we doin' down here, hah Bo?
'Cause we have to avoid the captain.
This is a surprise for him, remember?
Oh yeah. Right.
Captain stubing?
Oh, no!
Back...
Man: Captain stubing?
Captain: Yes?
Man: Can I talk to you for a minute?
Captain: Later, Riley, I'm on my way to the bridge.
I said back!
What're you talkin' about?
I went back.
Not to your back.
If I wanted you to go to your back, I would have said forward.
Now look what you did.
Bo, I'm sorry.
I was tryin'.
I mean, look, we just...We just need a little glue to fix it.
I'm tellin' you. It's ok, Bo!
P.A. voice: All visitors ashore.
All visitors ashore, please.
All visitors ashore.
Fine things, guys.
Five minutes to sailing time and the gift isn't here yet.
May I help you?
Ah, yeah...We're...Supposed to...
Gopher: The captain's gift!
This is it?
Sam: Yeah... Gopher: Oh...Terrific.
Thanks, you guys.
I didn't think you were gonna make it in time.
Okay.
Now you guys are gonna see what a great present this is...
Okay. Let's see.
Is that a work of art or isn't it, huh?
Words can't describe it, huh?
[Ship horn]
[Knocks on door]
Hank: Come in.
Are you unpacking or just trying to crack the starch in your shirts?
That Monica cross has done this on purpose.
She followed me here to catch me with my defenses down.
Oh, come on, daddy.
She's just here to relax.
Listen...
Given the chance, that woman would try to work against the Vatican.
Monica cares about people.
She believes in the union and what it stands for.
Whose side are you on, anyway?
Monica's.
Mmm...
I get a gray hair every time I talk to that man.
Well, I think he's a terrific boss.
I like him.
Mmmm...hank hardaway can make good morning sound like an argument.
Mother, why don't you forget all this and enjoy the vacation?
Why shouldn't his employees have the benefit of a...Of a union?
Doesn't this man know it's the twentieth century?
Well, before it becomes the twenty-first century
what do you say we get some sun? I'll see ya.
Okay.
So tell me everything about you.
I've told you everything, except maybe my grandmother's middle name...
Myrtle...
Isn't that awful?
It's a lovely name.
Tell me something about you.
Well, there's not much to tell.
When I finish eighth grade I'll be going off to choate.
Eighth grade?
How old are you?
Thirteen...
Would you like some lemonade?
I'd love some.
Say no more.
Julie: Oh, where were you when I was thirteen?
Walter...uh...mr. Barrish?
Hi.
It is okay if I call you Walter, isn't it?
I mean please...Call me Julie.
Sure...julie...
Well...did you want to talk to me?
What?
Oh...no, I...Just wanted to say hello.
Oh...well...hello...
I think I'll go try my hand at some skeet shooting.
Oh...
Who was that older gentleman?
Oh..uh...
Just a passenger.
You built this ship...
You broke this ship...
Now you're gonna fix this ship.
We're not licensed to work outside the country.
Look, we've already set sail.
You're stuck here.
So why don't you just do us this favor?
Fix the ship.
Well...
[Knocks on door] Captain (o.C.): Gopher?
Shhh...
Captain!
Just the man I've been looking for.
What's going on in there?
Nothing...nothing...
What are you all doing here?
Uh...well, you got us cold.
No use hiding it anymore.
We were just planning a party for your fifth anniversary tomorrow night.
Gopher: Yes. Captain: A party...For me?
That never entered my mind...
But...here's a list of people you might think of inviting.
Ah, parents, huh?
You said it.
Come on.
Last one in is a rotten egg.
Huh...
What's that?...
Mmmm...
No signature...Walter, you're a man of mystery, too.
Hi, Julie.
Oh, hi, Bobby.
Oh, you look beautiful.
Well, the flowers suit you.
Well, thank you.
I kinda thought you'd like roses...
Well, I've gotten us a table.
Oh...
Thank you.
So...where were we?
I never even knew you had a sense of humor.
Well, I never knew you knew I was alive.
Oh, you knew.
I know you knew.
Yeah, but I didn't know you knew I knew you knew.
What happened to you?
You used to be so stuffy.
Stuffy?
Well yeah...Conservative...Like my father.
I always thought it was kind of cute.
Mother!
Hello, dear.
Lovely.
Thank you...Diana.
Hello...i see you're expecting someone else.
Yeah...yeah, we are.
We kinda thought that you and Mr. Hardaway could sort of...
I think I'm going to leave you two lovebirds to yourselves.
I think I'll split.
Ahhh...what's the use?
Well, we tried...I thought your mother would have given it a chance.
Are you kidding?
And sacrifice her principles?
At least your dad would make an effort.
So much for my dad's effort.
You're not only the most beautiful woman aboard, but you're definitely the most
charming.
I haven't said three intelligent words all evening.
That's not true...
Well, what I don't understand is why you're having dinner with me
when there's so many good looking younger men around.
Well...sometimes age is a plus...
It is with wine.
Well, I'd hate to tell you what year I was bottled.
That man with Julie...Isn't he a little bit too old for her?
Well, she's a cruise director.
It's part of her job to socialize...
Bobby: Mm...
She's beautiful.
You seem to be very fond of miss McCoy.
Fond of her?
I'm in love with her.
Are you sure you wouldn't rather be dancing?
I couldn't go home after this cruise,
unless I stood in the moonlight with a handsome man.
No. Come on, no joking.
Who's joking?
Hey, Sam?
Yeah?
Listen...you hear anything?
Yeah, you humming.
No, not me.
There's music...
People havin' a good time... I wanna dance.
In a second.
Just let me finish this piece.
No, not with you.
I wanna go up on deck and have some fun.
But no, no, we're stuck down here playing with matches.
Yeah well, we did break their model.
Oh...oh, no we did not break their model.
You did.
Me?
You!
Sam, Sam, Sam...I'm tellin' you this for your own good...Because
if one is not able to assume responsibilities
for one's actions...One will never become a mature citizen.
Now...who broke the model?
I did.
Now that's mature.
But it was your fault...
That's the last hairpin...I'm gonna need a lot more to finish.
Oh, great!
Now I finally have a reason to get out of here.
Look, I'll go get us some.
Why should you go?
Because you're working.
Yeah, and I've been workin' all day.
I'll tell you the truth, Bo.
I'm a little tired.
Okay...okay...okay.
I sense a little snit coming on.
So...we'll flip for it, all right?
Sam: Okay. Bo: Winner goes.
You got it.
Call it.
Heads.
Okay, that's one for you.
Wait...wait...what do you mean one for me?
We always play one wins?
I won. I'm goin'.
Well, you're right.
You won.
Well, I never won before.
Bo: Go. Have a good time...
Bo: Oh, Sam....Don't worry about me.
Look, Bo, why don't you go instead?
I know you want to.
Oh, no. You won fair and square.
You deserve it.
Sam: No, it's okay, pal.
You go. Really.
Bo: Uh-uh. No.
You've been working hard all day.
No, Bo, I want you to go.
No, definitely not.
I wouldn't think of it
Sam: Bo, I'm beggin' you.
Why don't you go.
I mean I won the toss first and I broke the model.
You go. Please!
Bo: No. Okay...Okay.
I'll go.
But this is the last time i'm doin' your dirty work...
Hey, Sam...Why don't you come with me?
You mean it, Bo?
Yeah. Sure.
Bobby: May I?
Of course.
Hey, we can't go in there dressed like this.
Yeah, you're right. Let's go back and change.
Into what?
There you are, sir.
Have a nice evening now.
Oh, thank you.
Say...you got my clothes there?
Name's Haggerty?
Uh, let me check. Just a minute...
Yes, sir.
Right here we are.
Haggerty.
Well, where've you been? I've been waitin' all night.
Well, it says deliver by nine P.M.
Right there.
Not nine...Six...
With service like this, I hope you don't expect a tip.
Well...pretty lively crowd for two in the morning.
It's ten-thirty.
Ten-thirty?
This old watch has really had it.
She must have a thousand hairpins in that mop...
Watch this.
What a mover.
Well, hi, Julie.
Hi...
Hey, what are you doing here?
Oh, we need hairpins.
Now you can go back and have fun fixin' the model...Oh and uh
don't worry about me, I'll try and stick it out down here
for another...Hour or so.
See you later, buddy.
What a guy.
Well, she's really easy to talk to...And she laughs a lot.
And she's impulsive and direct and intelligent...And beautiful.
As a matter of fact...She's a lot like you.
Oh...
Daddy, you can't believe how wonderful I feel.
Wonderful as the dickens.
Bigger.
Wonderful as heck.
Right.
And you want to know why?
Because you're walking out here in the moonlight with your old man.
Oh, well yeah, but also...I'm in love with Jeff.
Do you think he'd consider coming to the wedding without his mother?
Hi.
We're gonna have to stop meeting like this.
Good morning, Isaac.
Good morning.
Julie? Julie: Hm-hm?
What are you doing up so early?
I have a date for breakfast.
Ahhh...walter barrish.
No.
Bobby tryman.
I thought Mr. B was at the top of your list.
Well, he is pretty special.
There is quite a difference in your ages.
So?
Oh, sorry.
I mean, the way he dances...And the way he carries himself...
Well, he has gentleman written all over him.
Hey, well listen...Who am I to argue with love.
Ahh...
Good morning.
Oh, good morning, Bobby.
Did you sleep well?
Dreamed about you...
Did you think of me...At all?
Well, I don't get up at eight in the morning for just anybody.
Oh. I brought my backgammon board.
Do you play?
Julie: Hm-hm.
You can't be a cruise director and not play backgammon.
Shall we play first or eat first...Darling?
Did we glow like that when we their age?
I did.
How 'bout a truce?
For their sakes.
Frankly, I wouldn't mind one for my sake.
Here you are.
I'm sorry.
About what?
Well, that I haven't been able to spend more time with you.
Oh...
Well...this is not exactly a vacation for you.
Oh, aren't you a pleasure?
Me?
Yes.
You're undemanding...understanding... You're a good kisser, too...
Is there anything I can do for you?
Would you like this ship to go faster?
Or the sun to shine brighter?
Maybe something a little more personal?
Captain: Good morning.
Oh...excuse me, have you met our captain?
No, I haven't.
Captain merrill stubing.
This is Walter barrish.
Mr. Barrish, it's a pleasure.
How do you?
Talk to you for a moment, miss McCoy?
Oh, certainly.
Excuse us, Mr. Barrish.
Julie: I'll...See you later.
Yes, sir?
About Bobby tryman.
Oh, he's a wonderful kid, isn't he?
I just love him.
Unfortunately, he feels the same way about you.
Hm?
He's really got a crush.
Well, isn't that cute.
It's not cute to him.
It's important.
Well, he'll get over it, sir.
Oh sure...
Like I got over miss breem in the seventh grade...It took months...
Believe me, I suffered...
Have a talk with him, will you, Julie?
And don't do what miss breem did...
Don't say dismissed.
Okay, sir.
Mr. Gopher...
Ta-daaa...
Well, we did it.
Pins...needles...
Shakespeare...
Columbo...
What's that?
Oh, he told me to be finished on time.
And we're right on schedule.
All right.
I don't want anything to happen this time.
Let's move this to a nice safe place.
Yeah, some place where the captain won't find it.
Are you kidding?
Name one place on this ship the captain doesn't go.
The barber shop.
Yeah...yeah...
Shhh...shhh...
Come on.
Take it easy...Easy.
Okay...
Elevator's this way. Let's go.
P.A. voice: Assistant purser Smith, to the radio room please.
Oh, darn it.
All right, listen...The barber shop is two decks down, across the lobby.
Make certain that nobody sees you...Especially the captain.
No sweat.
Why do those two words always make me sweat.
Ahhh!!!
I don't believe it.
You killed me again.
I'm not playing any more games with you.
Oh, come on. One more.
Please, please, please...
Please...please. Okay.
How do you think our folks are doing?
Well, if they're burying the hatchet, it's about time.
Hey yeah...
As long as they're not burying it in each other.
Well, my dad knows darn well a union's inevitable.
Why doesn't he just make it easy on himself and tell your mother to go ahead?
Well, it wouldn't be inevitable if my mother wasn't trying to put another notch in her gun.
Oh, come on.
My dad's just being stubborn.
He's completely out of date.
Listen, it's guys like your father who made this country what it is today.
Men who built things with their hands.
He's just trying to protect what's his.
And what about his employees?
Who's going to protect them?
Look, I'm one of his employees.
He already pays us over union scale.
Well fine, but what about job security, health insurance, cost of living increases.
What are you the voice of the people?
You're beginning to sound like my mother.
Well, your mother happens to be concerned with other human beings.
How she happened to raise a son who's somewhat to the right of genghis Khan is beyond me.
Well, what about your father?
He ended up with somebody blind, deaf and pretty dumb.
Well, I think that Jeff'll be very good for Diana.
She...she needs somebody with a strong hand.
Monica: Hm...
Oh, it'll be great to have a nice sensitive girl like Diana for a daughter-in-law.
Daughter-in-law?
Daughter-in-law. Son-in-law.
What does that make us?
Strange bedfellows?
It must be this ocean air.
I actually thought I was attracted to you.
Well, don't take it so hard.
I thought I was in love.
Love?!
Yeah. Well, we all make mistakes.
Yeah. And mine was a dilly.
Oh, Anderson?
Yes, captain?
Get down!
Maybe there's two of them.
Two what?
Captains.
Yeah?
Sam: Yeah.
No, problem, sir.
Thank you, Anderson. I appreciate it.
Oh, no!
Get down.
Bobby, you do understand, don't you?
I mean, it's just that you have so much ahead of you.
High school, college, your first love...
Oh, I'm not putting this very well, am I?...
Well, it's just that I've already experienced those things
and you've got them all to look forward to.
I'd give it all up for you.
And we could go away together.
I don't think so.
But I would like to be your friend, Bobby.
We can write to each other.
Bobby: Great...I thought I found the girl of my dreams and...I end up with a pen pal.
You know something, Bobby?
You're terrific.
If you'll excuse me.
I think I need some time alone.
Okay.
Why are they throwing it all away?
Jeff can be so unbending.
Well, maybe he comes by it honestly.
Oh was that a crack?
If the crack fits...
No, I think that Jeff is not at fault.
It's Diana with all of her hairbrained ideas.
Diana!
Oh, I wish everyone was so passionately involved with life.
Monica, life is not like that.
It's hard work.
It's putting one foot in front of the other.
You make it sound like an orgy.
And you make it sound dull... As in boring.
Oh?
Am I boring you?
In a word.
Yes.
Was that a crack?
It's no use.
Let's go. The party's about to start.
No! No, fellas.
Please keep trying.
The captain doesn't open his presents until ten thirty.
In half an hour?
Impossible.
Please...
Gopher, forget it.
They would if they could, huh?
You're right.
Thanks anyway, guys.
What about a gift for the captain?
Well, after the party we'll just have to tell him what happened.
Thank you.
Doc: ...Don't worry about.
All ad lib: (All ad lib)
I feel terrible, Bo.
I wish there was somethin' we could do.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, they're such nice people.
Real friends.
They went to a lot of trouble for their captain.
Yeah...sam...set your alarm for ten-thirty...And let's get to work.
What?
Just go ahead and set it.
Well, what can we do in half an hour?
Build half a ship.
Look at them.
Two of a kind.
Solid citizens.
Yeah. The robber baron and his protege.
Who needs them?
The robber baron?
Don't you think that's a bit rough?
Ah, whoever let those two out of the kitchen didn't realize what
they were unleashing on the world.
I don't know.
I like a woman who talks about something other than simplicity patterns.
You know, your father's not really so bad.
In fact...I consider him something of a challenge.
But I thought you hated each other.
Oh, we...We disagree about practically everything,
but...underneath it all we sort of...Like each other...
Always have.
In fact, Hank reminds me of my late husband.
Now, if you wanted to hear fighting...
You know she...Puts up a good fight...
Make a fine politician...
Well, of course, that i'd...I'd never vote for her.
Now wait a minute, wait a minute. You mean...
You know, Jeff...I could talk about your mother all night,
but...i think I'm gonna ask her to dance.
They're terrific kids.
Is that a crack?
Anderson: This gift, captain, is from all the stewards.
Anderson, I want to thank you and all the stewards for your thoughtfulness and generosity...
Not to mention...Your originality...
If I get one more gift shaped like a ship...
What do you think, Bo?
I think it shrunk.
Think anybody'll notice?
Nah, it's a party. The lights'll be low.
Just one last piece...
Got it.
Don't break it takin' your hand out.
Take it easy.
Don't get me nervous.
I'm tryin'...
So...
Let's go.
Bo, why don't you carry it?
From the kitchen staff, captain, a ship-shaped, chocolate chip cake.
Thank you.
Congratulations, captain.
...what is this?
And who are they?
I'll explain them later, sir.
This is for you, captain.
From gopher, Isaac, Julie and doc.
Ahhhh...thank you...gopher...isaac...julie and doc.
I've...never seen anything like this before.
It...it's...
Is that what I think it is?...
You people...You did it, didn't you?
Now, how do you get this...
There it is.
Nice goin'.
The watch I gave you.
My watch. It's just what I wanted.
It's beautiful...
Oh, and this gift box is very clever...
Oh, it's inscribed...
"A friend for all time..."
...I'm a lucky man...I'll treasure this always.
Well, yes, sir.
But before you put the watch on...
The thing about this watch is...I mean, this watch is...
Yeah, this is not your ordinary watch...
Captain.
They must really love you a lot to give you a gift like that, sir.
Would you...
Oh, yes, sir.
Thank you...
How did you ever know?
You know, Walter, I was thinking.
I have a week off.
Maybe we could spend it together.
We could go to the beach...
Oh, hi, Bobby.
Hi.
I really feel like a rat about Bobby.
I mean, I broke his heart.
Julie...letting somebody down is never easy...But sometimes it has to be done.
But he's only thirteen years old.
How old are you?
I'm twenty-five.
That old.
Walter...I'm a woman...
He's a child.
Julie...i have a daughter twenty-eight years old.
Walter...
A son twenty-six and another one twenty-four.
By the time I was your age I was already married three years.
Please don't...
I'm sorry, Julie...
This is not easy...
Believe me.
You don't have to tell me...I wrote the script.
Well, we can always be...
Be friends...
Please...please.
I'm sorry.
You okay?
Me?...
Oh, yeah.
I'm just fine.
It's not nice to lie to a pen pal...
Would you like to dance the last dance with me?
Sure.
What are friends for?
♪ ♪
Well, how 'bout in a... In a church?
I was thinking outdoors.
With a minister, you know...
With a judge...
How 'bout gowns and tuxedoes.
Come as you are...
Monica, it's been a wonderful cruise.
Oh, it certainly has, Hank.
I've enjoyed every minute.
I'll see you on Monday?
Hm-hm.
Across the negotiating table.
I was thinking of Monday night.
Oh...
Thank you.
And here's my address.
Now I'm gonna try to write to you every day.
Well, let's not go overboard.
Oh, Bobby tryman, you're the best.
Au revoir, Julie.
Au revoir.
Julie...
Oh, Walter...
Goodbye.
I'm glad we met, friend.
So am I...Friend.
Listen, you guys...Thank you for everything.
Sam: Hey... Gopher: I'm sorry about your watch.
Sam: Oh, that's okay.
Bo said he's gonna buy me another one.
Right, Bo?
Oh...i forgot to tell you...
It'll take about six months.
Six months?
Sure.
Hey, it takes a long time to save up that many box tops...
Well, call us again.
We go anywhere.
We do anything.
Yeah, we know.
This watch is fantastic.
It's an alarm, a stopwatch, it tells the time, the date, the day of the month...
It's fabulous.
Well, we're glad you like it, sir.
Captain: Yes.
And I've never even heard of this make before...
Crunchies...
It sounds like a cereal.
Gopher: Oh...
Well, I believe that's French, sir...
Crun-shay...