"Love,
exciting and new
come aboard,
we're expecting you.
Love,
life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow,
it floats back to you.
Love boat
soon will be making another run.
The love boat
promises something for everyone.
Set a course for adventure
your mind on a new romance
love
won't hurt anymore.
It's an open smile
on a friendly shore
yes, love
welcome aboard, it's love"
Doctor: Hi gorgeous.
What are you doing later?
Julie: What do you have in mind, sailor?
Doctor: Uh oh
I think I'm in love.
Julie: Well, that'll teach me to give my heart to a man of the sea.
Edwards: Hi, I'm miss Edwards.
Julie: Welcome, miss Edwards.
Yes, you're on the aloha deck, cabin 351.
I'm cruise director Julie McCoy.
And this is Dr.
Bricker.
Doctor: Call me Adam, and I'll call you Eve?
Edwards: Don't call me, I'll call you.
Julie: What is this strange power you have over women.
Doctor: She's just not in a holiday mood yet.
Give her mariachis, margaritas, Mexican moonlight, she'll come around.
Julie: Or no.
Gopher: Ah, welcome aboard.
I'm yeoman-purser Smith, gopher to my friends, and I've just decided that you are my friends.
Congratulations.
Horace: Well, I'm honored, and we are the macdonalds.
I'm Horace, and this is henrietta.
Gopher: Ah, yes.
Let's see.
We have you in 270 fiesta deck.
Henrietta: This certainly is a lovely vessel.
Quite a change from when Horace and I first went to sea.
Gopher: Oh, have you sailed on many ships?
Horace: Just one.
Henrietta: And we were married on it.
Gopher: Oh, really?
Which one was that?
Horace: The Titanic.
Gopher: You mean, that lousy little iceberg will never sink us?
That Titanic?
Horace: That's the one.
Henrietta: Oh, it was all Horace's fault, he just didn't bail fast enough.
Horace: Oh, gopher, it seems that I have misplaced my brochure to puerto vallarta.
Could you...
Gopher: No problem, sir.
Horace: Thank you.
Gopher: I'll just get some...Ooh.
Horace: I found it.
Doctor: There she is again, my one and only.
Julie: Oh, why don't you quit while you're behind?
Doctor: But we're only in the first inning.
Hi, couldn't you find your cabin?
Helen: Oh, no, but maybe you'd like to show me, sweet cheeks.
Doctor: I'd be delighted.
Only I think it's only fair to warn you, I don't believe in kissing on the first date.
Helen: So, when are we going to have our second?
Doctor: Anytime now.
Gopher: Sure, he breaks hearts and I break bones.
Julie: What happened?
Captain: Good morning group
I said good morning?
Gopher: Oh, good morning sir.
Julie: Take over for me.
Gopher: This ain't my day.
Edwards: Who is it?
Helen: It's me.
Edwards: It's open.
Helen: Hi, you sis, how's it going so far?
Edwards: I'm scared to death.
Helen: Of travelling on one ticket?
We won't get caught.
Besides, it's a great way to meet guys at half the price.
Edwards: I'm not here to meet guys.
I'm here to get a little vacation.
Helen: To each his own, I'll get a man, you get a tan.
By the way, make sure you take your glasses off when you leave the cabin.
Edwards: Without them I walk into walls.
Helen: But I don't wear glasses, and we're supposed to be one person, remember?
Just take them with you.
I don't want to go strolling overboard.
Edwards: Now I'm setting the wrist alarm.
We each get equal time.
When it goes off you return to the cabin, and I take your place.
Helen: Be sure you do the same when it's your turn.
Edwards: Would I shortchange my own sister?
Helen: Is Kojak bald?
Julie: Hey gopher, how's your wrist?
Gopher: Worse, thanks.
Julie: I'm sorry.
Julie: Excuse me.
Here, that ought to do the trick.
Is there anything else I can get you?
Helen: How about a date with Robert redford?
Julie: Would you settle for a pillow?
Helen: Would you?
Horace: Isaac, would you bring us a couple of orange juices, please?
Isaac: Coming up, sir.
Horace: Oh, and Isaac, put a little vodka in mine to kill the taste.
Isaac: You got it.
Henrietta: Dear I don't remember, did they have swimming on the Titanic?
Horace: Hm certainly.
How do you suppose we got to the lifeboats?
Isaac: There you go.
How long did doc say you had to wear that thing?
Gopher: Oh, about a week, sprained, you know.
It's funny Isaac, this happened right after I spoke to that couple from the Titanic.
Isaac: Those two?
They're fantastic people, don't go blaming your clumsiness on those two people.
Gopher: Ok, I'm just telling you.
Isaac: Oh no.
Now, who had the orange juice?
Captain: No, that will be rectified doctor.
Doctor: Come in.
Captain: .....Too much money.
Julie: Doc?
Oh, excuse me.
I will come back another time.
Captain: Is something wrong, miss McCoy?
Julie: Oh, no, no.
Nothing.
Everything's fine.
Doctor: Julie, get back in here.
Come on.
Sit up here.
Julie: Doc...
Captain: You know, strange as it may seem, I'm not only a captain, I'm a human being, and maybe I
can help.
Julie: Well, I have a personal problem.
Captain: Wait, wait, wait.
I can see him now, tall, confident, a three piece suit, maybe a lawyer.
Julie: How did you know?
Captain: Well, I watched you hightail past me when he came aboard.
Doctor: Ex-boyfriend, old flame?
Julie: Raging inferno.
We met in Paris, strangers walking in the park, turned into the three most wonderful weeks of my life.
I was young, and he was worldly.
I was so crazy about this guy that I quit my job at the airlines, sold my car, moved to Los Angeles to be with him.
Captain: Serious stuff.
Julie: We were madly in love, inseparable, two nights a week.
Doctor: Let me take a wild guess, he was married.
Julie: I thought it would kill me.
I was full of girlish dreams of Rose-colored cottages and tuna fish casseroles and quiet evenings at home.
Doctor: That can kill you, too.
Julie: Anyway, he's here now and he's travelling alone, What'll I do?
Captain: Well, I think...
Julie: I can't just avoid him for a whole week.
I mean, sooner or later we're gonna run into each other.
What should I say?
Captain: Well, in my opinion....
Julie: He'll be more upset than I will, because I know who he is.
It's gonna be a total shock to him.
How will I handle it?
Captain: Well I feel...
Julie: Well, I'll handle it the way any mature, grown-up person deals with a situation that's hard to
handle.
I deal with it when the time comes.
Captain, thank you for your advice.
Captain: Glad I could help you.
Doctor: You wise old owl, you.
Gopher: Doc, it happened again, the jinx just got Isaac.
Isaac: Hey, doc, how long do I have to wear this stupid collar?
Doctor: Just wear it till the soreness goes away.
Isaac: I look ridiculous.
Doctor: No you don't.
Just say you've grown into a turtle.
Isaac: Hey, you keep laughing at my neck and you're going to wear your mouth in a sling.
Gopher: Hey, cool it, Isaac, we're both in the same boat.
Isaac: Yeah, the Titanic.
Hey doc, I kinda think gopher is right about henrietta and Horace.
Gopher: You know what they call people that survive a ship wreckage ?
Doctor: Yeah, lucky.
Gopher: No, a jinx.
Doctor: Oh come on, your only jinx is wearing leather-soled shoes by a slippery pool.
Come in.
Horace: Oh, there you are.
We just wanted to make sure you're alright.
Isaac: Oh yes, fine.
Gopher: This is doctor bricker, this is Horace and henrietta MacDonald.
Horace: Dr. Bricker, how do you do?
Henrietta: Doctor.
Doctor: Hello.
Horace: Oh, we're glad you're okay, Isaac.
See you later.
Doctor: That's the jinx couple.
Gopher: Ok, be sarcastic, you're just lucky you're still in one piece.
Doctor: Oh sure, and black cats, and walking under ladders is bad luck.
Horace: Oh, I forgot to tell you.
I'm glad to see that you're feeling better too, gopher.
Captain: Well, good evening.
How is it coming along with your problem?
Julie: Fine, sir.
Captain: Are you coming down with a cold?
Julie: No sir....I'm fine.
Captain: Well, I think you should see Dr.
Bricker right away.
Julie: Yes sir.
Captain: Dr. Bricker's office is on the next deck.
Julie: Yes sir.
Buddy: I'd know that perfume anywhere...
Hi baby.
Helen: Hi, I guess I'm seated with you two.
Doctor: Hi, would you mind if I sit down?
Thank you.
Please don't get up.
Hi.
Helen: What happened to you?
Cut yourself shaven?
Doctor: No, I've gotten banged up fighting off three women to get to you.
Helen: I hope tomorrow you'll say it was worth it.
Waiter: Your roast beef.
May I take your order?
Helen: I'll have what they're having.
Doctor: Me too, but let's have dinner first.
Two roast beef please.
How would you like yours?
Helen: Well...
Doctor: Really?
I like mine medium.
Helen: Isn't that rare?
Doctor: Two roast beef rare.
Waiter: Thank you.
Doctor: No, don't quit while you're on a streak.
What is that?
Helen: It's time for me to take a pill for my...Allergy.
Doctor: As long as you're not allergic to me.
Helen: No way, darling.
Doctor: As I was saying, do you think it's easy to be a doctor on a ship.
People sit at your table, they kiss, they don't pay any attention....
Helen: I think this dumb thing went off early.
I didn't even have time to eat dinner.
Here
Edwards: Don't forget my glasses.
Edwards: Anything I need to know?
Helen: That cute doctor is at our table and he's mine.
Fill me up a doggy bag will you?
Doctor: I missed you.
Edwards: That's a disgusting habit.
Doctor: Well, I always thought so, too.
Waiter: Roast beef?
Rare?
Edwards: Rare?
Don't you have an end cut well done?
Buddy: It's nice to see you again, you know.
Julie: It's nice to see you, too.
Doctor: Hi there.
Julie: Hi doc.
Doctor: Do you mind if I sit down?
Oh, well...Do you mind if I stand up?
Julie: Buddy, this is Adam bricker, another of our walking wounded.
Adam, this is buddy Stanfield.
Doctor: How do you do?
Pleasure trip?
Here with the family?
Buddy: No, it's a business trip.
I've got a meeting in puerto vallarta, I'd got to be away from the phone for a few days to prepare for it.
Doctor: Aha, well, maybe you'll enjoy it so much next time you'll bring the family.
Julie: Doc, don't you have a heart to break or something?
Doctor: Oh, there's a story to tell...
Buddy: Uh, maybe another time?
Doctor: Right.
Buddy: Hey, how's your cat, what's his name?
Julie: Herb, oh, he's fine.
How's your wife, old what's her name?
Buddy: Barbara, she's fine, only she's not my wife anymore.
Julie: Oh?
We untied the knot last year.
Julie: Oh
you want to have dinner with me tomorrow night?
Julie: Oh.
Gopher: Oh no, it's not trouble at all, Mrs. MacDonald.
Oh boy, Mr. and Mrs. Jinx want these postcards delivered right away.
I'd do it myself, but I have to stay here in case someone phones for more postcards.
Gopher: Doc?
Doctor: Gopher, I'd really like to help, but I have an emergency hicky.
Isaac: What do you do for a hicky?
Doctor: Just get lucky.
Gopher: Isaac?
Isaac: Sorry gopher, but if I delivered those postcards, it would take days before they got them.
Gopher: Why?
Isaac: Because we turtles move very, very slowly.
Gopher: Thank you, guys. I appreciate it.
Vince? Vince?
Would you take these up to cabin 314, please?
Vince: Sure
gopher: Thank you.
It's the macdonalds, but there won't be any problem.
I don't even know why I said that.
(Quietly) I know why I said that.
Gopher: Welcome to the club, Vince.
Doctor: Oh, well we meet again.
Helen: Finally.
I've been looking all over for you.
Doctor: Look, I don't get it.
Last night....
Helen: Well, last night was...Last night, but this is right now.
How about a little preventive medicine?
Doctor: I've got some drug...Like what?
Helen: Like rubbing some of this on my legs and back.
And anywhere else I might get burned.
Helen: How's my back?
Doctor: Delicious...it's your second best side.
Helen: Hm, that feels good, now all I need is a drink to go with it.
Doctor: How about a pina colada?
Helen: You read me like a book.
Doctor: I can't wait to get to the end of the chapter.
Two pina coladas, my good man.
Isaac: I always wondered how you manage to stay so cool.
You drink on the job.
Doctor: They're both for her, for medicinal purposes.
They're a miracle cure for an acute lack of love life.
Isaac: Just what the doctor ordered.
Will you pay cash or is this one medical account?
Doctor: That's vastly amusing.
Edwards: What do you think you're doing?
Doctor: But you asked for it?
Edwards: Why don't you go make a house call?
Doctor: Excuse me?
Isaac: Something wrong with the drinks?
Doctor: How do I know, I haven't drunk them yet.
Gopher: Hey Isaac, how's the neck?
Isaac: Uh, it's ok.
Doctor: How's your wrist?
Gopher: Better.
How's your head?
Doctor: So long, do you want to buy two drinks cheap?
Captain: Well, if I see the red cross lady, I'll have her send over some coffee and doughnuts.
Isaac: Take my word for it, watch out for Horace and henrietta.
Captain: Doc told me everything about gopher's jinx-theory.
Doctor: It's not a theory anymore, it's reality.
Captain: Grown men, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Gopher: Here comes trouble.
Julie: Excuse me, captain, Mr.
And Mrs.
MacDonald have a very special request.
Captain: Yes?
Horace: Mrs. MacDonald and I would like to renew our vows again on board the Princess to be married once
more.
Henrietta: Yes, the same vows we took 65 years ago on the Titanic.
Captain: What a beautiful thought.
I'd be honored to officiate, and I guarantee you we will make this a very special occasion.
We can have the wedding in the coral dining room and afterwards a reception.
I know all my crew will love to be there.
Horace: This calls for a bottle of champagne.
Captain: Absolutely, Isaac we'll be over here.
Gopher: Oh, no way in the world am I going to that wedding.
I've suffered enough.
Isaac: You can count me out, too.
Julie: I can't believe it, you really honestly blame those people for your injuries?
Doctor: Well, let me put it this way, every time they've been around, something happens.
Julie: Funny, nothing's happened to me.
Gopher: Isaac, that guy looks as if he's got 200 teeth and everyone is as phony as the rest of him.
Isaac: I didn't like that dude when I first met him.
And when doc told me he was married I liked him even less.
I ought to take him outside.
Gopher: If you do, be polite.
It looks like he's got some muscle underneath that 8 dollar plaited shirt.
Isaac: He doesn't bother me.
Gopher: He doesn't?
Isaac: No, I can outrun him.
Listen, doc and I have both tried to bust it up, now it's your turn.
Gopher: What do you want me to do?
Isaac: Do what you do best, make a nuisance of yourself.
I don't have to tell you how to do that, do I?
Julie: I remember, oh, do I remember.
Gopher: Hi, Julie.
Your eye ok?
Julie: Yes, thank you.
Gopher: Good.
Do you want to dance?
Julie: No thanks.
Gopher: Oh ok, I'll just sit and chat for a while then.
Julie: Gopher Smith, buddy Stanfield.
Gopher: Hi.
Hey, how about those Dodgers, huh?
Are you a baseball fan?
Buddy: No.
Gopher: Hockey?
How about those Canadians, huh?
Buddy: No.
Gopher: Water Polo?
Track and field?
Gymnastics?
Buddy: Come on, we'll have the next dance.
Julie: Thank you.
Buddy: But don't let us interrupt you.
Gopher: How about broom ball, now here's an underrated sport.
Buddy: You have very persistent friends.
Julie: Well, they're trying to protect me from you.
Buddy: Well, do you need protection?
Julie: Frankly, I don't know.
Buddy: Would it make you nervous if I told you how beautiful you are?
Your eyes have a glow of a thousand stars.
Julie: Well, maybe one of them.
Captain: Excuse me.
Julie: Oh, captain meryl stubing, buddy Stanfield.
Buddy: How do you do?
Captain: May I?
Buddy: You're the captain
captain: That's right.
Is that him?
Julie: Yes it is.
Captain: You're doing a nice job of avoiding him.
Julie: Well, things are a little different now.
Captain: Mhm, I see.
Julie, miss McCoy, I think it's time I stopped being a human being and started being a captain again, for your own
good.
It seems to me that on a ship filled with 600 passengers, the cruise-director could find more than one person to spend all her
time with
Julie: But sir, he's an old friend.
Captain: Well, you can't have too many friends.
Spread yourself around.
Julie: Yes sir.
Helen: Join me at a nice quiet table for two?
Doctor: How about a table for three, me, Dr.
Jekyll, and Mr.
Hyde?
Helen: I'm sorry, I realize I'm a little erratic.
Doctor: Actually, I owe you an apology.
Helen: For what?
Doctor: Well, I was a little forward with the pool.
Helen: Are you kidding?
You're the only one to make this trip enjoyable.
Doctor: Oh, well, you have a weird way of showing it.
Helen: There, now was that so weird?
Doctor: Yes, but that's the kind of weirdness I like.
How about a few less people and a little more moonlight?
Helen: Perfect.
Tomorrow night at nine would be just perfect.
Doctor: Now that was weird.
Julie: Here you are.
Buddy: Thank you.
You know, it's hard to imagine that three years have passed.
You don't seem any different.
Julie: You're just the same, buddy.
Buddy: Same old buddy, same old Julie.
Same old feeling.
Julie: Buddy, is all this just for old times' sake?
Buddy: This is all for new times' sake.
Look, it's probably too soon to talk about now, but I've got a deal cooking in puerto vallarta.
If I can pull it off, it'll change my life, it'll change our life.
Julie: What do you mean?
Buddy: I don't want to rush into anything, Julie.
But there's something I want to ask you tomorrow night.
Julie: Oh buddy, I don't know, I...
Buddy: See ya later, okay?
Isaac: Hi.
Julie: Hi guys.
Isaac: Julie, let us lay a hypothetical situation on you.
Gopher: Yeah, hypothetical situation.
Now let's say that you were blindfolded and you were about to step off the fantail of the ship into the propeller and we
grabbed you and saved your life.
Wouldn't you thank us?
Julie: I'll thank you to stay out of my affairs.
Isaac: Now she's getting the idea.
Julie: Look, things have changed between buddy and me, first of all he's divorced.
I don't expect that would change your attitude, you never liked him to begin with.
Gopher: Just because he's arrogant, shifty-eyed.
Isaac: Mean, self-centered.
Gopher: Stop beating around the bush.
Julie: You've got it all wrong.
Buddy's a wonderful guy.
And he's practically asked me to marry him.
Gopher: Keyword here is practically.
Julie: Well, he just doesn't want to rush things.
He's gonna pop the question tomorrow night.
So quit worrying, will you?
Isaac: You know, I just can't picture that guy ever saying will you marry me.
Gopher: More likely he'll just say, will you?
Helen: Now wasn't that worth waiting for?
Doctor: I bet you could do even better than that with practice.
Helen: I have to go, I'm sorry.
Doctor: No, I'm not letting you go.
Helen: No, I've got to go.
Doctor: Why?
Helen: I wish I could tell you.
Doctor: But you can tell me anything, I'm a doctor.
You changed your mind?
Edwards: You lost your mind?
Doctor: I'm crazy about you.
Edwards: Doctor, I like that prescription.
Can I get a refill?
Gopher: Hi Mr. MacDonald
oh I don't know, something just told me it was you.
Helen: Finally, I've been waiting here for hours.
Edwards: We've always been truthful to one another.
Helen: Since we were kids.
Edwards: Ok, I was with doc, I'm afraid I've fallen for him.
Helen: You?
You don't fall for guys, you get a tan.
I thought you said you didn't like him.
Edwards: I didn't, until he kissed me.
Helen: Sure, I did your warm-up.
Edwards: Well it was your idea to go on this crazy trip, two for the price of one.
What now, genius?
Helen: Listen to us, we haven't argued like this since we were kids.
Edwards: Who could use the roller-skates?
Helen: How did we solve that one?
Edwards: We got rid of the roller-skates.
Helen: Maybe that's what we should do with doc.
Edwards: You mean, not see him anymore?
Helen: It's the only way.
Agreed?
Edwards: Ok.
Helen: He's such a sweet guy.
We can't just drop him without an explanation.
I'll tell him tomorrow.
Edwards: Maybe I should do it?
Helen: Just leave it to me.
Captain: Friends, we are gathered here today for a most beautiful and unusual event.
The reaffirmation of vows of two people, the youngsters today would do well to emulate.
Horace: Many years ago, on a ship at sea, I married a girl I loved very much.
And now, more than a half a century later, my love is still as deep as that ocean.
Henrietta: And I stood on that deck more than half a century ago with a young, handsome,
dashing man who always had a twinkle in his eye, and now he
is more than a half a century more handsome and more dashing and he's taught me how to twinkle too.
Captain: Do you, Horace MacDonald, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife,
to love and Cherish till death do you part?
Horace: I do.
Captain: And do you, henrietta MacDonald, take this man to be your lawful wedded husband,
to love and Cherish till death do you part?
Henrietta: I do.
(Buzz)
Helen: Damn!
Captain: By the power vested in me, I again pronounce you man and wife.
I know the sea is kind of rough but the sunshine is so beautiful, let's have the reception outside on the riviera
Horace: That's wonderful.
Captain: First the pictures right over her.
Julie: Oh, I hope my wedding is as nice as this.
Gopher: Yeah.
Hey listen you guys, let's help Isaac with this stuff.
Doctor: Well I guess we're all still in one piece
gopher: Yea, how about that?
Not one single thing went wrong.
Who was it that said, that there was nothing to fear but fear itself?
Isaac: Me!
Julie: Well, everybody ready to go?
Gopher: Look out!
Isaac: Who said let them eat cake...
Doctor: Well, hello there.
Helen: Can I come in?
Doctor: I don't know.
Do you have an appointment?
Helen: This is an emergency, doc.
Doctor: Little first aid?
Helen: I've got something to tell you.
Doctor: Tell me like you told me last night.
Helen: Please doc, let me say what I have to say.
Doctor: Talk to me.
Helen: Well , I wanted to say this...
Doctor: Yes?
Helen: Do we need all this light?
Doctor: Just what I was gonna ask you.
Julie: I'm so glad everything went well in puerto vallarta.
Buddy: Better than I hoped, oh, you're such a wonderful girl.
I want to have you for my very own, always.
Julie: You do?
Buddy: It won't be like it was before.
I was just deceiving you, and I was deceiving Barbara and I was deceiving myself.
We won't have to do that anymore.
Julie: Oh, I'm so happy.
Buddy: We'll get the most fantastic penthouse together, and we gonna see places you have never even
seen in your life
Julie: Buddy, I love you.
Buddy: You mean more to me than anyone in the whole world.
I don't want you to leap into this, we will sleep on it, it's late.
And tomorrow, tomorrow you can give me your answer.
Goodnight.
Edwards: Helen?
Helen: Yeah?
Edwards: Did you see doc?
Helen: Yeah.
Edwards: You spoke to him then?
Helen: Yeah.
Edwards: Thanks Helen.
Was he terribly upset when you told him it was over?
Helen: I think he got the message.
Edwards: You sure took long enough.
Helen: I just wanted to let him down easily, the way we agreed.
Right?
Doctor: Doctor, you're in great shape.
All you need now is a little rest.
Some rest?
A little rest would be nice.
Who is it?
Edwards: It's me.
I've changed my mind about breaking up, forget it.
Doctor: If we've been breaking up I wonder what getting together is like.
Edwards: Helen.
Doctor: Do you always talk to yourself?
Edwards: Only when I'm in the mood for love.
Doctor: Something in a vitamin-shot.
Buddy: Hello?
Julie: Hey buddy.
I have a question.
Buddy: Oh hi, Julie.
Well, what's the question.
Julie: It's a blunt question.
Buddy: Shoot.
Julie: Tonight...did you ask me to marry you?
Is that a toughie ?
Buddy: Julie, Julie...
Julie: Buddy, buddy...Answer the question.
Buddy: Julie, I have to tell you I live in terror making the same mistake over again.
Julie: So do I.
Gopher: Morning.
Julie: Morning.
Gopher: Julie, don't do that to me.
Did he pop the question?
Julie: Of course he did.
Gopher: He did?
Julie: I just haven't given him my answer yet.
Look you'll have to excuse me, I'm a little preoccupied.
I've got a very big decision to make.
Who knows this could be my last cruise.
I have some passengers to see.
Gopher: Julie, wait a minute.
Isaac: What happened?
Gopher: He popped the question.
Isaac: He what?
Mrs. Stanfield: Excuse me, I'm looking for a passenger.
His name is buddy Stanfield?
Isaac: Oh, I seem to remember, is he kind of a tall dude?
Mrs. Stanfield: Uh huh, real cute?
Isaac: Oh yeah, cute as a button.
Yea, you can have him paged, but is he expecting you?
Mrs. Stanfield: Well, I sure hope so.
I'm his wife.
Isaac: Yea, his wife.
Gopher: Oh gee, that's funny.
I had the impression when I met him that he was divorced.
Mrs. Stanfield: Oh he was.
I nabbed him so fast he didn't know what hit him.
We've been married two months.
Isn't that cute?
Isaac: Cute as a bug in a rug.
Mrs. Stanfield: I think I'll go look inside, thanks.
Gopher: We should speak to Julie.
Isaac: We've got to speak to Julie.
Julie: Gopher, I have something to tell you.
Gopher: I have something to tell you.
Julie: No, me first.
I didn't tell you the truth earlier.
Gopher: You didn't?
Isaac: Good.
Gopher and me, we don't have any secrets.
Julie: Buddy did pop the question.
It just wasn't the right question.
He asked me to go back to the same old relationship, a relationship without a commitment.
Isaac: And what did you tell him?
Julie: I said no, and you know what?
I feel in a million times better.
I'll admit, I had a world-shaking cry last night, but this morning...
Gopher: Not even a flicker of the old flame?
Julie: Well, I'm glad to get that off my chest.
Now, what did you want to tell me?
Gopher: Oh, you know what I can't remember. Can you?
Isaac: Oh, hey listen man, my mind is a complete blank.
Gopher: Business as usual.
Captain: Excuse me, Julie?
Are you ok?
Julie: Yes sir, the old eye is just fine.
Captain: How about the old heart?
Julie: Well, that could use a patch too, but I'll survive.
Captain: Carry on Ms. McCoy .
Julie: I'll do my damnedest.
Thank you sir.
Doctor: My darling
Edwards: Doc, I guess this is goodbye.
I love you.
Here's my number at work.
Julie: The end of another wonderful, permanent love-affair.
Doctor: I don't believe it, I've met some fascinating women, but this one!
You're back?
Helen: I just can't say goodbye, here's my number at work, call me, I love you.
Doctor: This is the beginning of a wonderful permanent love-affair.
Julie: Does that mean that it's over between us?
Doctor: Who are you?
What a woman, sometimes she's reserved, sometimes she's exciting, sometimes she's sweet, then she's rotten, and now, look
at this
Julie: What?
Doctor: She even holds down two jobs.
Julie: Well, I guess this means it's not over between us.
"The love boat will continue in a moment."
Gopher: Have a nice weekend sir.
Captain: Yes, I intend to.
If anyone wants me I'll be visiting an old friend on that yacht over there.
Oh, by the way, everything went very nicely on this trip, realize there's no such thing as a jinx.
Julie: Oh come on, sir, what about my eye?
Doctor: And my head?
Isaac: My neck?
Gopher: My wrist?
Captain: My foot.
Everything that happened was your own negligence, nothing more, nothing less.
Gopher: But sir.
Captain: Please, until you stop falling over your own feet I suggest you all keep up your blue cross payments.
Julie: I guess he told us.
Doctor: He certainly did.
Julie: Well, how was the honeymoon?
Horace: Getting better all the time.
Henrietta: Where's captain stubing, we want to say goodbye to him.
Gopher: Oh what a shame, you just missed him.
Julie: Oh no, he's right over there.
Horace: Oh, captain stubing?
Henrietta: We just want to say thank you.
Horace: Thanks for everything.
Captain: My pleasure.