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[Theme music]

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Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.

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Come aboard, we're
expecting you.

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And love, life's
sweetest reward.

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Let it float, it
floats back to you.

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The love boat soon will
be making another run.

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The love boat promises
something for everyone.

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Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.

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And love won't hurt anymore.

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It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.

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It's love.

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Welcome aboard, it's love.

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[Theme music]

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[Reporters clamoring]

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Thanks.

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All right, everybod-- all right,
everybody, just one more shot

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and that's it, all right?

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Yes.

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After all, this is supposed to
be just a quiet little vacation

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for two.

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William and I were trying
to slip away unnoticed.

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Reporters: [Gasping]

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[Female reporter] Miss Rogers,
is it true the star of kashmir

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cost $1.2 million?

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Well, actually, originally
it cost a million and a half.

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But you see, my sister
works at Tiffany's, so she

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got an employee's discount.

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[Laughter]

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Ah, thank you, my good man.

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Here you are, my dear.

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Careful.

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There we are.

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All right, have
you got everything?

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Yeah.

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All right.

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One final word.

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Once we're on the ship, we all
act like ordinary passengers.

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Oh, I thought we were
here to steal the diamond.

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Ox, you promised not
to think this month.

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I am not sailing
with that moron.

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Elwood, you can't talk
about Taffy like that.

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Ox, will you put him down!

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Hey, down is that way.

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Cossack!

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Three steps.

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Now, this is our
purser's lobby, Jenny.

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It's big.

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Mhm.

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Where do the stairs lead to?

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The promenade deck.

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How did you know that?

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[Laughs]

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It sounds big, and I
can hear the people

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walking up and down the stairs.

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That's amazing.

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If you show me around
the ship once, gopher,

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I won't have to
bother you anymore.

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Ok.

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And then I'll let you
show me around the ship.

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I keep getting lost.

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Come on, let's check with Julie
and see if she's got your table

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assignment for dinner.

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Julie: You're in cabin
330 on the fiesta deck.

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Thanks very much.

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And you know I'll be getting
off at puerto vallarta, right?

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Julie: Right.
- Ok.

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Steve?

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Steve, is that you?

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Jenny?

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Yes.

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What are you doing here?

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I'm going to puerto vallarta.

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Steve, I can't
believe you're here.

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Steve and I went to the
same school for the blind.

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Oh?

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Uh-- well, Jenny, this is Julie
McCoy, our cruise director.

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This is Jenny lang.

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Julie: Oh, how do you do?
- Hello.

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Julie: It's nice to meet you.

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I think that it's wonderful
that you guys know each other.

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Why don't I put you at
the same table for dinner?

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Steve, what table
did I give you?

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I think it was 14.

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Well, I guess that's
my lucky number.

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I'll see you at dinner.

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I've got to change.

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Would you like to have
a cocktail before dinner?

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You're on.

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Gopher: Richard, um,
this is miss lang.

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Would you show her
to her cabin, please?

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It's promenade 352.

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Right.

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Thank you.

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Jenny: Later.

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[Sighs]

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It's actually the first
time I've ever seen her.

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I was born blind.

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We met at the school.

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She had her vision until she
was 14, and then she lost it.

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But now you can see.

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Yeah.

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A couple of years
ago I underwent

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a series of operations.

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Oh, that's fantastic.

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I just couldn't blurt it out.

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She hasn't been as fortunate.

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Oh, hey, we understand that.

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Steve: I'm gonna
tell her, later.

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There are lot of
things I'm gonna

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tell her, like she's beautiful.

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Welcome aboard,
I'm captain stubing.

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Enjoy your cruise.

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Hello, I'm captain stubing.

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How do you do, sir?

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Vernon crowler's my name.

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And my staff.

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[Snaps]

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Oh, how do you do?

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I'm Taffy martino.

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Well, it's my pleasure.

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[Giggles]

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Elwood riggs.

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How do you do?

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I'm ox.

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Yes, well, welcome aboard.

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I understand you'll be
dining at my table tonight.

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I look forward to it.

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As do I, sir.

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Well, until then, uh--

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enjoy your cruise.

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I'm sure we will, captain.

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Hi, welcome aboard.

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I hope you enjoy your cruise.

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We will, we will.

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Allow me to take this.

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Allow me.

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She's gonna allow me--

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I can help you
much, much better.

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Gentlemen, perhaps I can
resolve your difficulty.

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Thank you.

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Miss martino, business
before pleasure.

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With you, everything
is heist, heist, heist.

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I still can't get over it.

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This cruise is such a surprise.

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(Chuckling) Yeah,
well, us lawyers

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know how to keep a secret.

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I rather wish you hadn't
kept quite such a secret.

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But I had a heck of a time
rearranging my schedule.

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This is the busy season
for us designers, you know.

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Well, th-- that's it.

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We need to get
away from business,

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and, uh, what could be nicer?

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Sun, Mexico, you and me.

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Is it still just you and
me after all these years?

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What a question.

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You never answer
that question, though.

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You always say,
"what a question."

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Uh, look.

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Why-- why don't you-- why
don't you go to the boat

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and, uh, go down to the
cabin, and, uh, freshen up

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a little bit.

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I have to take care
of some business.

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What business?

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You just said--

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I just want to call the
office and, uh, tell them not

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to bother me with any business.

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Alan, what's going on?

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[Stammering]

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I know, "what a question."

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Yes.

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Oh, darling, i'm
sorry I'm late.

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Cathy, what are
you doing here?

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Didn't you get my telegram?

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What telegram?

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I wired you last night.

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My wife found the tickets.

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She thinks they're for her.

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She's here.

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So I get left
high and dry again?

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Darling, I'm really sorry.

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I really am, but you can't come.

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I'm coming.

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Look, Alan, I'll
buy my own ticket.

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[Chuckling nervously]

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No, you-- you don't mean that.

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I'm staying, Alan.

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I think it's about
time you decided.

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Who's it going to be--

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Barbara or me.

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What a question.

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[Ship foghorn blaring]

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That's a wrap.
That's a wrap.

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I'll see you when I get back.

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We, when we get back.

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All right?

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Thank you so much.
Thank you.

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Bill: Bye-bye.

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Roz: Bye.

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Hi, Julie.

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What are you doing?

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Ah, just getting
some fresh air.

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I think I'll join you.

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Me too.

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They're not here yet.

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Both: Who?

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Them!

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Hi!

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I'm Julie mccroy--
mccruise, your coy director.

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Hello.

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How are you?

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Please excuse Julie.

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She's just never
seen stars before.

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So I hope you
enjoyed your cruise.

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Please sail with us again.

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Doc: Uh, excuse me,
I'm the ship's doctor.

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Would you mind?

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It's for a patient.

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Oh.

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What's the patient's name?

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Adam bricker.

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There you go, Adam.

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Thank you.

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Come on, now.

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Come on.

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I'm sure the Teagues want to
go to their suite and relax.

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I'm captain merrill stubing.

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- How do you do, captain?
- Hello.

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May I show you the way?

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Sure.

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I'm sorry about that.

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My crew just seems to
be a little starstruck.

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Do you mind?

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[Camera clicks]

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Thank you.

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Right this way, please.

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[Theme music]

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[Ship foghorn blaring]

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[Cheering]

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I can't believe it.

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Do you know who's on this ship?
- Who?

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Who?
- Roz and bill.

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Oh, wonderful.

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I think, you know, this time
our marriage is gonna work out.

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We just have to be a little
more careful, you know,

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not to step on each
other's sensitive ego.

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That's right.

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I'm a star and you have to live
with that, and you were a star

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and I have to live with that.

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Were a star?

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You know what I mean.

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Aw.

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Hm-hm.

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Why don't we go back
to the suite and, uh--

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have a little nap?

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I haven't slept with
a star in a long time.

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I never have.

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Except you.

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Let's go.

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Crowler: Has ox finished
putting the bugs

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in roz and bill's cabin yet?

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[Splash]

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[Flushing]

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You'll never believe
where he put the last one.

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He flushed it down the toilet.

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Why couldn't we get
someone with half a brain?

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We did.

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Alan, for heaven's sake.

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We're here for the sun.

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I'm going to go back
bronzed and beautiful,

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and you're going to go back
looking like a dead fish.

271
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,085
[Seagulls squawking]

272
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,014
Or a dead duck.

273
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,756
Uh, I gotta go call the office.

274
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,768
Now, listen,
sit down and relax

275
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,690
and forget about business.

276
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,148
Nobody's indispensable.

277
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,978
Remember, we can
all be replaced.

278
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:56,153
Alan.

279
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,653
And you must be Barbara danver.

280
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,775
No, you-- you must have
us confused with some

281
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,872
other Alan and Barbara danver.

282
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,328
I mean, I don't remember ever--

283
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:09,038
but, Alan, you made me the
happiest woman in the world.

284
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,541
Barbara, I swear to
you, I have no idea

285
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,214
what she's talking about.

286
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,922
I'm talking about my divorce.

287
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:15,882
Alan handled my case.

288
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:20,421
Oh, well, I've got
so many clients, i--

289
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,388
now, you must
excuse my husband.

290
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,389
He's overworked and overtired.

291
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,141
Been burning the
candle at both ends.

292
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,104
That's old Alan.

293
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:30,564
I'm Cathy Randall.

294
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,603
Oh, hello.

295
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:34,765
You're not-- you're
not "the" Cathy

296
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:38,145
Randall who designs separates
for coquette casuals, are you?

297
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,244
Yes.

298
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,858
Are you in fashion?

299
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,275
Yes, I design
fabrics for wildweave.

300
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,914
Wildweave?

301
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:46,951
This is spooky.

302
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,994
Did you see what I did
with your mad plaids?

303
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:49,868
Did I?

304
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,004
I flipped over them.

305
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,830
Well, why don't you sit down
and join us for a drink?

306
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,417
Well--

307
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,802
come on, it'd be
nice to somebody

308
00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:00,258
to talk to who's
in the business.

309
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,259
Alan here thinks chenille
is married to the captain.

310
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:03,972
[Laughter]

311
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,256
I heard they broke up.

312
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,191
Boy, if that's a movie
they're rehearsing,

313
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,732
it's going to be x-rated.

314
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:19,066
The bugs are working, huh?

315
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,819
Right.

316
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:21,741
Ah.

317
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:22,779
All right.

318
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,151
Now, all we have to do
is keep tabs on them.

319
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:27,118
And at the right moment,
it's into the vault

320
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,449
and we make the switch.

321
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,865
Boy, that looks
like the real thing.

322
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,632
Good going, boss.

323
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,840
You already got it.

324
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:45,181
[Theme music]

325
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,306
Steve: Are you having fun?

326
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,314
Jenny: Fun?

327
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,895
It's-- it's fabulous.

328
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:00,362
It's a sunset, isn't it?

329
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,321
I can feel it.

330
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,860
Steve: Yeah.

331
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,824
Jenny: Oh, Steve, you've
never seen a sunset.

332
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:11,825
Put your hand on
the railing, and let

333
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,500
me tell you about
some of the sunsets

334
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,329
I remember seeing, all right?

335
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,754
Ok.

336
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,132
Now, look out there.

337
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,758
I don't know if
I can do a really

338
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:26,049
beautiful sunset justice.

339
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,013
If you've never
been able to see,

340
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,974
and you thought you'd seen
every lovely, exquisite,

341
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,676
and magnificent
color in the world,

342
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,018
it's as if god then said to you,
"you think that's something.

343
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,364
Take a look at this."

344
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,900
Can you see it?

345
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,864
Yes, I see it.

346
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,454
Do you really?

347
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:51,739
Yes, Jenny, I see the sunset.

348
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:54,655
I see two sunsets.

349
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:58,705
I see the sunset that's
actually out there now,

350
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,131
and I see an even
more dazzling sunset

351
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,171
that you've just helped me see.

352
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,051
I don't understand, Steve.

353
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:14,773
Jenny, I had an operation
after I left school.

354
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:15,598
I have my sight.

355
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,732
Steve, that's fantastic.

356
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,225
I'm so happy for you.

357
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,736
But why didn't
I tell you before?

358
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,450
I don't know.

359
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,409
It's just that--

360
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,488
Steve, you of all people.

361
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,623
You're not feeling
sorry for me, are you?

362
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,251
Are you kidding?

363
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,538
Because I don't
feel sorry for myself.

364
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:42,333
I'm-- I'm just glad to be here.

365
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,248
To be part of a
world where there

366
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:47,755
really are miracles
like that sunset,

367
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,260
and your being able to see it.

368
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,097
[Theme music]

369
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,118
Isn't she beautiful?

370
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,167
Oh, yes.

371
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,118
Well, hey, what's
holding you up?

372
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,537
Why don't you go over
and sit with her?

373
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,246
Oh, come on, Julie.

374
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,916
You saw what happened today.

375
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,045
Doc's got eyes for her.

376
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,221
I can't compete with that.

377
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:35,600
Gopher, doc doesn't
have a patent on charm.

378
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:38,469
You're pretty terrific
yourself, you know.

379
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:39,727
Really?

380
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,138
Mm-hmm.

381
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,646
I mean, look at that face.

382
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:48,609
With that cute smile and
those warm, brown eyes.

383
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,862
And that hair that
any girl would love

384
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:53,164
to run her fingers through.

385
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,488
Well, gopher, you're
one of the most charming

386
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,075
officers on board this ship.

387
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:02,081
Well, gee, if you
put it that way.

388
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:02,964
No.

389
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,290
Come on.

390
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,335
Give it your best shot.

391
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,130
Go ahead.

392
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:14,679
Good evening.

393
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,430
Hi.

394
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,851
Hi.

395
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,259
How would you like to have
dinner with one of the most

396
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,717
charming officers on the ship?

397
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:20,517
Sure.

398
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,690
Thanks for the introduction.

399
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,145
Go comb your hair.

400
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,030
I'm sure you'll enjoy
puerto vallarta, Mr. Crowler.

401
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,037
I find it fascinating.

402
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,039
I look forward to it.

403
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:42,830
Mhm.

404
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,249
Julie: [Gasps]

405
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,585
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Teague, hello.

406
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,051
Bill: Hello.

407
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,299
Roz: Julie.

408
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,931
Oh, I'm so glad this is
one of your casual nights.

409
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:59,509
I just didn't feel like
dressing up this evening.

410
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,556
Where's our table, dear?

411
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,679
Julie: Oh.

412
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,055
Roz: Just an intimate
table for two

413
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:06,601
where bill and I can hold hands
and whisper sweet nothings.

414
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,897
Bill: Uh, yes.

415
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:13,151
Julie: Like you did in "the
vain and the vengeful" right

416
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,025
before you shot him.

417
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:18,121
Oh, I'm not packing
a gun tonight.

418
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:18,868
Right.

419
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,369
Um-- right.

420
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,330
Excuse me.

421
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,450
You're table's right over here.

422
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,286
All right.

423
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,416
The, uh, bread's at 4 o'clock.

424
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,251
The wine's at 5 o'clock.

425
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:34,915
The salt and
pepper, 7:30, about.

426
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,297
You're showing me
the ropes again, Steve,

427
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:41,644
just like when we first met
when I was a scared little kid.

428
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:42,352
You're not a kid anymore.

429
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,181
No.

430
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,596
You know, you were
pretty rough on me

431
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:50,765
in school, letting me walk
into walls and everything.

432
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,316
But I want to thank you for it.

433
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,359
I don't do it anymore.

434
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:53,482
I've noticed.

435
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,361
You know, my
brother is probably

436
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:01,276
sitting at home right this
very minute worried that I've

437
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,236
strolled off the stern.

438
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:08,169
There's a Rose on the
table, isn't there?

439
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,498
Uh-huh.

440
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:14,554
Rose is my favorite flower.

441
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,590
Oh.

442
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:17,973
Thank you.

443
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,720
You know, i-- I've
I've missed you.

444
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,603
Have you?

445
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,520
Of course.

446
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,229
How could a girl
forget the first boy

447
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,519
to let her walk into a wall?

448
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:35,610
It's, uh, much more memorable
than her first kiss, though.

449
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,822
I guess I'm too late
for first kiss, huh?

450
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,493
I'm afraid so.

451
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,201
A boy named Bobby
hoffmeyer beat you to it.

452
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:42,872
Oh.

453
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,660
Is Bobby a good kisser?

454
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:48,043
Well, let me put
it to you this way.

455
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,331
He'll never earn a living at it.

456
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,674
[Laughs]

457
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:56,513
I just don't see why you
had to invite her to dinner.

458
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:57,128
Because I like her.

459
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,884
We have a lot in common.

460
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,394
- Hello, Barbara.
- Hi.

461
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,140
Alan.

462
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,851
Oh, hi.

463
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,561
Won't you sit down.

464
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,391
Thank you.

465
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:16,018
You know, it's probably
none of my business, but, uh--

466
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,188
why is a great-looking girl
like you on this cruise alone?

467
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,374
Well, the truth
of the matter is,

468
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,829
I was going to have company,
but his wife found the ticket.

469
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:29,120
[Coughing]

470
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:30,710
Excuse me.

471
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:34,249
A little cork in the ripple.

472
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:38,054
So he's stuck at home
with her and you're here

473
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,220
having the time of your life.

474
00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:40,798
Something like that.

475
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:43,052
[Chuckles]

476
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,465
[Chuckles]

477
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,015
You know, we've been on
this ship for five hours

478
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:52,059
and we haven't had a fight.

479
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:52,894
Huh?

480
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,898
And they said
it wouldn't last.

481
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,481
Do you know what i'd
like to do after dinner?

482
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:57,816
Oh.

483
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,069
What?

484
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,531
I'd like go back
to our cabin and--

485
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:03,702
yes?

486
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,410
--Take a good look
at the new script.

487
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:12,578
But-- oh, honey, not tonight.

488
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,674
Sweetness, you
have to read it soon.

489
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:15,580
We start shooting in a month.

490
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:15,917
I know.

491
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,461
I know.

492
00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:23,344
But tonight, honey,
let it just be us.

493
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,675
Yes.

494
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,800
You're right.

495
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,927
You're right.

496
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,274
You know, I'm glad to be here.

497
00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:32,058
I-- I really am.

498
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:36,152
You know, away from Hollywood,
that world of make-believe

499
00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:38,269
we live in.

500
00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:42,566
It's great to-- to be just
plain folks for a few days.

501
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:45,452
Yes, it's-- it's
really wonderful.

502
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,580
Oh, honey, by the way,
where's the wine steward?

503
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,368
The wine st--

504
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,582
oh, he's over there,
behind those extras there.

505
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,289
Those are people, bill.

506
00:22:59,377 --> 00:23:00,047
Hm?

507
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:00,798
People.

508
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:01,209
Oh, yes.

509
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,296
Of course.

510
00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:05,761
To the start of a
beautiful relationship.

511
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,222
[Giggles]

512
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:09,812
You're gonna break your arms.

513
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,518
Miss martino, might I
have a moment of your time?

514
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:13,980
Sure.

515
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,939
Just a moment.

516
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,809
Excuse us.

517
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:18,606
Excuse me.

518
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:24,146
Huh?

519
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,316
Ditch the doctor.

520
00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:26,323
But--

521
00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:28,324
the captain told me
the assistant purser

522
00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:29,986
is in charge of the vault.

523
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:34,655
Oh, the cute one
with the messy hair?

524
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:35,456
Gotcha.

525
00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:39,326
Toodles, doc.

526
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:40,537
Thanks for a lovely evening.

527
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,383
Hi, mind if I join you?

528
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:49,177
Not at all, I
was just leaving.

529
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,351
Excuse me.

530
00:23:51,429 --> 00:23:53,309
(Quietly) Comb your hair.

531
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:56,560
No, don't change
your hair for me.

532
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:57,853
Not if you care for me.

533
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,266
[Giggles]

534
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:15,700
Listen, baker, you gotta
do me this one favor, please.

535
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:18,247
See, I really dig
this blonde, and she

536
00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:19,751
goes for me too, you know?

537
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,883
So all I'm asking you to do is
just take my shift for tonight

538
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,551
ok?
[Click]

539
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:25,299
[Dial tone]

540
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:26,420
Is that a yes or a no?

541
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,430
Oh, miss Rogers, Mr.
teague, good evening.

542
00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:33,722
Good evening.

543
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:34,675
Enjoy your dinner?

544
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:36,024
Oh, it was divine.

545
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:37,229
Now, all I want is bed.

546
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,059
Ah, yes.

547
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,603
Nothing like a
good night's sleep.

548
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:42,516
Oh, that too.

549
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:43,476
Allow me, darling.

550
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,265
Mm.

551
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,030
Will you please put
this in the vault?

552
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:50,993
Yes, sir.

553
00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:52,372
[Whistles]

554
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:53,489
Will you come this way, please?

555
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:54,865
Oh.

556
00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:57,291
They're putting
it in the vault now.

557
00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:00,750
They're putting
it in the vault.

558
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:01,172
Excellent.

559
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:01,999
Excellent.

560
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,753
[Snapping]

561
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,013
Not exactly fort Knox,
but not exactly your average

562
00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:14,465
piggy bank either.

563
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:16,184
Bill: Uh-huh.

564
00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:17,604
Well, I'm sure it'll be safe.

565
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,942
But if not, back to Tiffany's.

566
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:20,558
Bill: [Chuckles]

567
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,400
Yeah.

568
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:23,650
There we go.

569
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:37,411
There you are, sir, right in
your box, promenade suite 242.

570
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:38,794
Safe and sound for the night.

571
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:39,620
Well, I hope so.

572
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:40,334
Because if it gets
lost, it's going

573
00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,463
to come out of your salary.

574
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:45,790
Then you better
hope I live to be 194.

575
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,547
[Laughter]

576
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:50,755
[Door closes]

577
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:53,797
Good night.

578
00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:54,635
Good night.

579
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:55,469
Roz: Ciao.

580
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,854
It's in the safe.

581
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,725
Give me 10 minutes to
take care of the purser.

582
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:05,563
All set.

583
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:08,607
All right,
gentlemen, let's go.

584
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,113
Hey!

585
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:13,696
Is the cruise over already?

586
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:33,009
Kind of warm for this
time of the year, isn't it?

587
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:35,591
Ok, all set?

588
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:36,717
Right.

589
00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:37,763
Now, you-- you remember
what you're supposed to do?

590
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,386
You stay out here and
don't let anybody in.

591
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,682
You can count on me, boss.

592
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,896
[Suspenseful music playing]

593
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,551
Boy, it's hot in here.

594
00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:20,564
Yeah.

595
00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:23,848
Let me see if I
can turn this off.

596
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:30,401
[Grunts]

597
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,232
It's stuck.

598
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,226
Never mind.

599
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,488
Ox!

600
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:35,239
Ox!

601
00:27:39,866 --> 00:27:41,156
[Sighs]

602
00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:43,702
Phew.

603
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:47,577
Boy, it's hot in here.

604
00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:47,705
Turn that thing off.

605
00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:54,010
[Creaking]

606
00:27:57,258 --> 00:27:58,968
It's off.

607
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:03,389
Give me that.

608
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:04,223
I'll wait outside.

609
00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:13,145
There you are, cutie-pie.

610
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,573
Whatcha doing behind
this big, silly desk?

611
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:16,192
Oh, i-- i-- um--

612
00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:19,157
I have to work.

613
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:22,369
Look at that
face, that tension.

614
00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:25,160
And those shoulders.

615
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,955
Hey, you know what you need?

616
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:29,208
A good massage.

617
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:31,670
Come on, let Taffy
take care of you.

618
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:39,432
[Giggles]

619
00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:45,596
Now, why don't you park
your old bod right here

620
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:46,642
and let me work on it.

621
00:28:46,724 --> 00:28:47,984
Gopher: [Chuckles]

622
00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:49,309
Roll over on your tummy.

623
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,984
Oh.

624
00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:53,362
There.

625
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,570
Good.

626
00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:55,279
[Click]

627
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:57,358
[Static and beeping]

628
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:00,858
Oh.

629
00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:01,277
Just relax.

630
00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:03,534
Oh, yes.

631
00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:05,486
Right.

632
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:09,787
You're gonna feel like a
new man once I get started.

633
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:11,833
Oh, I'm sure I will.

634
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,326
Go.

635
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,338
[Whirring]

636
00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:22,178
[Groaning]

637
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:24,140
When you've had
enough, just say stop.

638
00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,180
Stop, stop.

639
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:27,063
What for?

640
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:29,140
She said stop.

641
00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:30,345
[Groans]

642
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,095
I mean, I guess you
want me to keep going.

643
00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:35,358
Oh, yeah, yeah.

644
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,520
Go.

645
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,438
[Whirring]

646
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:43,240
Both: [Sighing]

647
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:48,793
Uh-- goher?

648
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,040
Yeah?

649
00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:52,332
Do you like to dance?

650
00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:53,575
Yeah.

651
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:54,626
Wait, you mean with you?

652
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:55,339
Yeah.

653
00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:56,088
Oh, dancing is my life.

654
00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,549
Great.

655
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:03,340
Both: Da rump dum
dum dum, da da da da.

656
00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:06,346
Da rump dum dum dum--

657
00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:08,349
[whirring]

658
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,527
How's it coming?

659
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:27,624
Just a little more, but
the drill is overheating.

660
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,250
Don't stop.

661
00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:32,248
[Whirring]

662
00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:41,166
[Zap]

663
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,466
[Buzzing]

664
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,760
What happened?

665
00:30:44,842 --> 00:30:45,802
The drill burnt out.

666
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:50,641
But we got it.

667
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:56,353
Clean as a whistle.

668
00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:59,647
Ok, now to get the diamond
and make the switch.

669
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:05,486
I wouldn't trade this
night for a million dollars.

670
00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,992
A million point two.

671
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,088
[Clicking and buzzing]

672
00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:30,429
[Beeping]

673
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,315
[Clicking and buzzing]

674
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,283
[Beeping]

675
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:08,465
I gotta stop, boss.

676
00:32:08,551 --> 00:32:10,051
Elwood, what's wrong?

677
00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:10,466
I can't take this heat.

678
00:32:10,553 --> 00:32:12,973
[Beeping]

679
00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:23,477
Help me, boss.
- All right.

680
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:24,146
Grab that.

681
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:46,422
[Beeping]

682
00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:55,010
[Suspenseful music playing]

683
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,898
Got it.

684
00:33:07,985 --> 00:33:09,025
Wonderful.

685
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:10,992
Wonderful, elwood.

686
00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,412
No more worries.

687
00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:15,910
From now on, we're lying on
the beach, basking in the sun.

688
00:33:15,993 --> 00:33:17,583
Don't count on me.

689
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:18,542
I'm going to Iceland.

690
00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:31,933
Oh, come on, you
sweet thing, you.

691
00:33:32,009 --> 00:33:34,009
Come to daddy.

692
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:36,055
[Dramatic music playing]

693
00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:45,859
Attababy.

694
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:46,860
Come on.

695
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:54,736
[Clinking]

696
00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:07,922
Oh, boss, the
hole's not big enough,

697
00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:10,974
and the diamond is too large.

698
00:34:11,048 --> 00:34:13,298
Well, we'll have to
drill another hole.

699
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,094
With what?

700
00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:16,138
With one of the other ones.

701
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,810
You had four special
drills made, didn't you?

702
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,140
That's right.

703
00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,234
They're in ox's bag.

704
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:26,270
Well, then, get
them from ox's bag.

705
00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:29,145
Ok, but if I'm not
back in a hurry, it's--

706
00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:30,283
it's not my fault.

707
00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:32,029
Hm?

708
00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:36,411
Ox left his bag
in Los Angeles.

709
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,201
Of course he did.

710
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,206
[Theme music]

711
00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:05,481
Good morning.

712
00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:06,691
Oh, hi.

713
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,481
Well, we were just
gonna go play ping pong.

714
00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:09,904
We'll see you tomorrow.

715
00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:11,152
Alan.

716
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:13,284
Oh, I wanted to show you
the sketches for my fall line.

717
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:14,701
Oh, I'd love to see them.

718
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:17,109
Are you sure you don't
want to go play ping pong?

719
00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:18,448
Well, not now, Alan.

720
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,283
No.

721
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:20,867
Oh.

722
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:24,332
Well, I guess I'll
just go play ping.

723
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,588
Just one picture, to
prove to my brother I

724
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:31,920
didn't fall overboard.

725
00:35:32,004 --> 00:35:32,764
Ha.

726
00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:33,549
Ok.

727
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,094
There you go.

728
00:35:39,595 --> 00:35:41,755
Smile.

729
00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:42,718
[Camera clicks]

730
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:43,887
That's it.

731
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,055
Thanks.

732
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,063
How about one of me?

733
00:35:47,144 --> 00:35:48,564
Well, how the heck
am I gonna do that?

734
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:50,146
Come over here.

735
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:53,734
That's it, turnaround.

736
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:57,608
Uh-- here, take the camera.

737
00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:00,907
Hold it up like this,
and, here, I'll do this.

738
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,662
And aim a little to the right,
and, uh, press this button

739
00:36:02,743 --> 00:36:04,873
to take the picture.

740
00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:07,424
Are we taking pictures
or fooling around here?

741
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:09,578
I didn't know I had a choice.

742
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:11,747
[Chuckles]

743
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,756
I just want to make sure
you got one of me smiling.

744
00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:15,969
Ok.

745
00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:16,968
Is-- is that all right?

746
00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:18,429
Yeah.

747
00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:19,639
[Camera clicks]

748
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,139
Both: [Chuckling]

749
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:22,260
Hey, Jenny.

750
00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:23,006
Oh, hi, doc.

751
00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:26,177
Jenny lang, captain stubing.

752
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,437
- Steve Hollis.
- Hello.

753
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,638
- How do you do?
- Hello, Steve.

754
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:29,768
Adam bricker.
- Hi, how are you?

755
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,654
It's uh, very
nice to meet you.

756
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,612
Oh, you're very tall.

757
00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:37,282
About 6'1"?

758
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:41,951
Um-- blue eyes?

759
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:43,953
Your sideburns are graying.

760
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:44,825
[Chuckles]

761
00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:52,461
Jenny: And, uh-- about 240.

762
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,003
That's remarkable.

763
00:36:54,086 --> 00:36:58,336
You can tell all that
just by touching my face?

764
00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:01,764
No, doc described
you to me yesterday.

765
00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:03,644
[Chuckling]

766
00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:08,639
240?

767
00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:10,596
210?

768
00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:11,436
It's close enough.

769
00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:22,988
Crowler: Hand me
that padding, Cathy.

770
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,414
Are you decent?

771
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:26,992
Ox, he hasn't been
decent in years.

772
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,868
What's he doing in there?

773
00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:32,165
Plan a didn't work, so
he's working on plan b.

774
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,040
Crowler: Patience, my friend.

775
00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:35,835
Momentarily you
will see the results

776
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,710
of my remarkable genius.

777
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,967
Genius, huh.

778
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:41,629
So how come we don't
have the diamond?

779
00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:42,177
Oh, relax, elwood.

780
00:37:42,259 --> 00:37:44,509
You'll live longer.

781
00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:45,965
Is that all you ever
do, fix your face?

782
00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:49,475
I think she's beautiful.

783
00:37:49,558 --> 00:37:49,928
Thanks, ox.

784
00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:51,557
You're welcome.

785
00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:52,904
Hmph.

786
00:37:52,979 --> 00:38:05,779
Crowler: Ladies and
gentlemen, introducing plan b.

787
00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:06,906
It's incredible.

788
00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:09,543
You really are a genius

789
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:11,620
hi, captain stubing.

790
00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,956
Did you see Mr. Crowler
in the bathroom?

791
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:18,631
This is crowler, you ox.

792
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:21,883
It's fantastic!

793
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,126
It's perfect.

794
00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,467
Of course.

795
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:25,222
I made it.

796
00:38:25,302 --> 00:38:26,222
[Chuckling]

797
00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:29,273
Now I'll go down and get
them to open the vault.

798
00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:32,058
You think the purser
will do it for you, huh?

799
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,563
Of course.

800
00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:37,194
I'm the captain.

801
00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:38,403
Oh, wow.

802
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:40,572
Crowler: Taffy, you've got
to keep captain stubing busy.

803
00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:42,651
If he's the captain,
where's crowler?

804
00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:58,589
Hiya, honey.

805
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:00,089
Oh, hi, Alan.

806
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,261
You haven't seen
Cathy, have you?

807
00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:02,969
Me?

808
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:04,589
Why should I have seen Cathy?

809
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:07,085
Well, we were
supposed to meet.

810
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:10,098
Oh.

811
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,101
You know, you spend an
awful lot of time together.

812
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,893
What do you find to talk about?

813
00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:16,227
[Chuckles]

814
00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:17,362
Well, we're two women
in the same business.

815
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:20,938
What would you expect
us to talk about, men?

816
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:25,451
Well, I think I better
go and find her.

817
00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:28,949
Uh, do you mind
if I, uh, tag along?

818
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:32,243
Maybe the three of us could
find something to do together.

819
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,658
Well, ok, but we're going
to the beauty shop for a wash

820
00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:36,457
and set.

821
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:37,750
Oh.

822
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:42,673
Well, I guess I'll just stand
up here and watch my hair curl.

823
00:40:02,441 --> 00:40:03,361
How about another lap?

824
00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:04,362
Oh, not me.

825
00:40:04,443 --> 00:40:05,323
I've had it.

826
00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:07,532
You always were a
better swimmer than me.

827
00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:08,493
What did you say?

828
00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:09,492
I said you always were--

829
00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:10,323
[groans]

830
00:40:10,407 --> 00:40:10,827
[Giggles]

831
00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:13,238
Steve: You rat!

832
00:40:13,327 --> 00:40:14,697
You heard what I said.

833
00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:16,037
You just wanted
to keep me talking

834
00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:17,162
so you could zero in on me.

835
00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:31,182
Aha.

836
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:31,972
Oh.

837
00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:38,352
Ah, there you go.

838
00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:39,055
Oh, thanks.

839
00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:40,855
I'm having fun.

840
00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:43,478
I'm not exactly
in pain either.

841
00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:45,106
I've got some suntan lotion.

842
00:40:45,192 --> 00:40:46,492
Do you want to put
some on my back?

843
00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:48,029
Sure.

844
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,032
Are you worried about burning?

845
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:52,244
No, i-- I don't burn.

846
00:40:52,324 --> 00:40:53,034
Huh.

847
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:53,947
You just want to
deepen your tan.

848
00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:57,754
Oh, I couldn't care
less about a tan.

849
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:58,710
Oh.

850
00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:04,549
Uh-- then, uh, what
am I doing this for?

851
00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:08,338
Oh, that's why.

852
00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:09,684
[Laughs]

853
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:12,549
Gopher, where
were you last night?

854
00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:14,716
We missed your money
at the poker game.

855
00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:18,635
Oh, Taffy and I were just
tripping the light fantastic.

856
00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:19,556
I've seen you dance.

857
00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:20,353
"Tripping" is the right word.

858
00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:22,396
Hey, don't be a
sore loser, doc.

859
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,070
Taffy just happens to
dig my animal magnetism.

860
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,280
[Growls]

861
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:29,529
She probably just
wanted some comedy relief.

862
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:30,702
[Laughter]

863
00:41:30,779 --> 00:41:33,369
Unfortunately, I don't
have enough time to show

864
00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:34,739
you the ship, miss martino.

865
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:35,775
Just call me Taffy, merrill.

866
00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:37,698
[Chuckles]

867
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:40,582
Well, I gotta go back to work.

868
00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:43,424
You two keep fighting it
out for second and third.

869
00:41:46,378 --> 00:41:48,088
Bill: I just know you're
gonna love this script.

870
00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,472
It has everything.

871
00:41:49,548 --> 00:41:53,008
It has warmth, heart,
sensitivity, comedy, drama.

872
00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:55,603
Well, does it have
something in it for you?

873
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:56,889
Well, is it good?

874
00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:59,102
Now, listen, they're
guaranteeing us $1 million

875
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,103
a piece.

876
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,194
Each of us.

877
00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:01,518
I mean, how much
gooder can it get?

878
00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:10,485
All right, here we go.

879
00:42:10,569 --> 00:42:12,109
All right, boss.

880
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,606
Good luck.

881
00:42:13,697 --> 00:42:15,027
(Hoarsely) Thanks.

882
00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:23,416
Hi, captain.

883
00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:24,119
Mr. Smith.

884
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,418
Captain.

885
00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:26,751
Boy, that was a short tour.

886
00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:28,795
Yes.

887
00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:29,959
All she did was talk about you.

888
00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:33,217
Oh, really?

889
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,430
What's the matter
with your voice?

890
00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:36,140
Laryngitis.

891
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:37,010
Just got it.

892
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:39,056
Oh.

893
00:42:39,139 --> 00:42:40,309
Well, it's kind of nice, sir.

894
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:47,731
It makes you sound like Robert
redford, with laryngitis.

895
00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:50,855
Uh, look, uh-- a
passenger asked me to put

896
00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:53,573
this in the vault for her.

897
00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:54,994
Will you open it for me, please?

898
00:43:00,452 --> 00:43:01,912
Before I open
the vault, can you

899
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:04,116
prove you're captain stubing?

900
00:43:04,206 --> 00:43:08,876
Uh-- open the vault
or you're fired!

901
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:09,671
That's good enough for me.

902
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,590
[Clears throat]

903
00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:19,644
Good morning, miss McCoy.

904
00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:22,472
Julie: Good morning, sir.

905
00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:23,268
Gopher?

906
00:43:25,185 --> 00:43:25,885
Gopher?

907
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:34,527
Weren't you just behind me?

908
00:43:34,611 --> 00:43:37,911
What do you mean,
just behind you?

909
00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:40,080
I finally got rid
of miss martino.

910
00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:41,989
I told her I was going
up to the bridge.

911
00:43:42,077 --> 00:43:44,157
Lord, how I hate
those guided tours.

912
00:43:44,246 --> 00:43:45,116
Hey, your voice is better.

913
00:43:45,205 --> 00:43:46,205
Better than what?

914
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:47,960
Well, I mean, your laryngitis.

915
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:50,212
It's gone.

916
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,554
I never had laryngitis.

917
00:43:52,629 --> 00:43:54,419
Not even as a kid?

918
00:43:54,506 --> 00:43:57,426
Mr. Smith, what is going on?

919
00:43:57,509 --> 00:43:58,259
Well, sir, excuse me.

920
00:43:58,344 --> 00:43:59,304
I'm a little confused.

921
00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:02,136
Didn't you just ask me
to open the vault so you

922
00:44:02,222 --> 00:44:03,972
could put a jewelry box in it?

923
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:04,768
No.

924
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,021
Vault?

925
00:44:11,648 --> 00:44:13,148
Gopher: Now, sir, you
asked me to come in here--

926
00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:14,403
stubing: Yes.

927
00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:15,235
Gopher: --And open
the vault. (Hoarsely)

928
00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:16,279
And you were talking like this.

929
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:17,112
Stubing: (Softly) I
was talking like that?

930
00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:18,606
Gopher: (Hoarsely)
No, like this.

931
00:44:21,533 --> 00:44:24,373
There can be only
one explanation.

932
00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:26,753
Gopher, you're working too hard.

933
00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:29,750
No, there's got to be
another explanation.

934
00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:48,851
[Phone ringing]

935
00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:55,782
Gopher: [Sighs]

936
00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:03,123
[Suspenseful music playing]

937
00:45:29,059 --> 00:45:31,059
Captain stubing, I've been
looking for you all day.

938
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:31,975
Not now!

939
00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:32,812
Well, sir, what's the--

940
00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:33,976
dismissed!

941
00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:35,074
Yes, sir.

942
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:43,621
Hi, captain.

943
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,659
Oh, Isaac, uh, have you
seen me around here recently?

944
00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:47,412
Uh, not until now.

945
00:45:47,494 --> 00:45:49,714
Yes, well, if you do see
me, let me know immediately.

946
00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:51,618
Sure, you'll be the
first to know, sir.

947
00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:52,417
All right.

948
00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:57,206
Hey.

949
00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,126
Isaac, have you seen
captain stubing today?

950
00:45:59,214 --> 00:46:01,134
Yeah, and he's
acting kind of strange.

951
00:46:01,216 --> 00:46:03,546
Oh, I'm glad I'm not the
only one who thinks so.

952
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:12,475
[Suspenseful music playing]

953
00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:35,924
[Sighs]

954
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,313
Captain stubing.

955
00:46:53,393 --> 00:46:54,523
Yeah.

956
00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:57,443
Well-- well, it's a
beautiful day, isn't it?

957
00:46:57,523 --> 00:46:59,733
Yeah, uh, beautiful.

958
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:00,567
I say, captain--

959
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:01,151
hm?

960
00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,645
You better be careful.

961
00:47:02,736 --> 00:47:04,106
It sounds like you're
coming down with laryngitis.

962
00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:13,618
[Sighs]

963
00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:17,789
Good morning.

964
00:47:17,876 --> 00:47:18,586
Hi.

965
00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:22,841
Hello, Jenny, it's Julie.

966
00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:23,593
Where's Steve?

967
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:24,224
He went to get some postcards.

968
00:47:24,299 --> 00:47:25,879
Ah.

969
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:27,338
Julie, do you have a minute?

970
00:47:27,427 --> 00:47:29,097
I could use some girl talk.

971
00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:29,889
Well, sure.

972
00:47:29,972 --> 00:47:31,222
Of course.

973
00:47:31,306 --> 00:47:32,266
Fire away.

974
00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:37,194
Does Steve look
as nice as he is?

975
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,321
Oh.

976
00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:43,689
Well, that depends
on your taste.

977
00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:46,527
He's ok if you
like guys about six

978
00:47:46,613 --> 00:47:50,533
feet tall, dark hair,
incredible Hazel

979
00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:52,407
eyes, and the perfect smile.

980
00:47:52,494 --> 00:47:54,504
A real uggo, huh?

981
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:55,540
Yeah.

982
00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:56,462
But, you know,
it's your problem.

983
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,080
You picked him, not me.

984
00:47:58,166 --> 00:47:58,786
[Laughs]

985
00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:00,085
And you make sure you don't.

986
00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:01,088
He's my uggo.

987
00:48:01,169 --> 00:48:02,299
I promise.
I promise.

988
00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:03,299
See you later.
Bye-bye.

989
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:03,420
Ok.
Bye-bye.

990
00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:09,802
So what do you think?

991
00:48:09,886 --> 00:48:14,136
It's so sad, so tragic.

992
00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:17,394
Yeah?

993
00:48:17,477 --> 00:48:20,687
To think, they
killed a tree for this.

994
00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:22,402
See, I'm the first one
to admit it needs work.

995
00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:23,982
It needs a burial.

996
00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:33,906
Oh, William, do we have
to do this picture?

997
00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:36,504
Isn't it enough that
we're back together again?

998
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:39,370
Listen, love, we
owe it to our art.

999
00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:40,538
We owe it to our public.

1000
00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,496
We owe it to our industry.

1001
00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:47,047
And trust me, we owe
it to our jeweler.

1002
00:48:47,132 --> 00:48:51,182
Well, if I'm going to
do it, we'll just have

1003
00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:53,641
to rewrite the opening scene.

1004
00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:54,472
No!

1005
00:48:54,556 --> 00:48:56,806
It's very powerful.

1006
00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:57,932
Now, just visualize it, huh?

1007
00:48:58,018 --> 00:49:01,228
We open with a big close-up
of you as an old hag.

1008
00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:06,743
Then we cut to me, a young,
handsome, cavalry officer

1009
00:49:06,818 --> 00:49:08,948
riding a white stallion.

1010
00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:09,859
I fight a few battles,
have a few love

1011
00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:12,696
affairs, a couple
of soliloquies.

1012
00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:13,873
And then back to you.

1013
00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:18,210
A big close-up of your
hand, your fingers tapping,

1014
00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:21,578
tapping nervously as
you think about me.

1015
00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:24,627
Then a tight angle
of your ear as you

1016
00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:29,421
listen to me galloping,
galloping away into the sunset.

1017
00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:30,878
Huh?

1018
00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:33,177
And then a close-up of my
foot as I kick you in the rear.

1019
00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:35,181
Please, dear, don't
be of a closed mind.

1020
00:49:35,263 --> 00:49:36,103
Oh, bill.

1021
00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:37,391
[Laughs]

1022
00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:39,814
Look, why-- why don't we just--
let's leave it to the director,

1023
00:49:39,893 --> 00:49:40,523
ok?

1024
00:49:40,602 --> 00:49:43,902
That's good thinking.

1025
00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:44,900
Who is the director?

1026
00:49:44,981 --> 00:49:46,731
Well, funny you should ask.

1027
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:47,477
Not you?

1028
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:48,987
And why not?

1029
00:49:49,069 --> 00:49:51,409
I think I have a pretty good
idea where to put a camera.

1030
00:49:51,488 --> 00:49:53,778
I have one suggestion.

1031
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,275
Honey, honey.

1032
00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:56,487
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.

1033
00:49:56,576 --> 00:50:00,206
Why do you always have to
let your ego get in the way?

1034
00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:01,538
My ego?

1035
00:50:01,623 --> 00:50:03,583
You have the biggest part,
you are the director,

1036
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,417
and you hired the writer.

1037
00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:07,252
I did not!

1038
00:50:07,337 --> 00:50:09,377
Oh.

1039
00:50:09,464 --> 00:50:10,594
I wrote it.

1040
00:50:14,469 --> 00:50:15,549
I should've known.

1041
00:50:15,637 --> 00:50:17,757
You spelled my name wrong.

1042
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:20,768
You, a young cavalry officer?

1043
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:22,771
Who's gonna play
your kid brother?

1044
00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:23,773
Buddy epson?

1045
00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:27,404
I happen to have the
body of a 20-year-old.

1046
00:50:27,482 --> 00:50:28,072
We'll get to her later.

1047
00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:29,610
Now, that's beneath you.

1048
00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:30,903
Now, that's really beneath you.

1049
00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:32,026
Besides, that's an old joke.

1050
00:50:32,112 --> 00:50:33,282
It takes one to know one.

1051
00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:37,332
I see.

1052
00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:39,749
That's the thanks
I get for trying

1053
00:50:39,828 --> 00:50:41,868
to revive your sagging career.

1054
00:50:41,955 --> 00:50:43,365
That does it.

1055
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:44,747
Listen, sweetheart.

1056
00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:45,583
I think we are fighting.

1057
00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:47,537
[Laughing]

1058
00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,205
You call this fighting, honey?

1059
00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:52,467
Oh, this isn't
fighting, snookums.

1060
00:50:52,549 --> 00:50:55,469
This is fighting.

1061
00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:56,472
[Rip]

1062
00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,637
[Whistling]

1063
00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:00,391
[Rip]

1064
00:51:13,779 --> 00:51:15,739
[Theme music]

1065
00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:21,412
Stubing: I tell you, it's
frightening to look up and see

1066
00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:23,365
your own face like that.

1067
00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:24,705
Of course, it's more
frightening for some of us

1068
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,500
than others, sir.

1069
00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:32,803
Now, why would someone
pretend they're me?

1070
00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:34,221
Maybe they wanted
to yell at me.

1071
00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:37,009
Julie: Well, sir, we are
having a masquerade party

1072
00:51:37,093 --> 00:51:38,143
tomorrow night.

1073
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,510
My guess is somebody's
trying out their costume.

1074
00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:42,097
Yeah, some people
don't care how crazy

1075
00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:44,272
they look at those things.

1076
00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:45,851
No, no, it's more than that.

1077
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,646
Gopher: You know something, sir?

1078
00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:49,769
I knew something was
fishy when you came down

1079
00:51:49,856 --> 00:51:52,066
to the vault and had laryngitis,
and then a second later,

1080
00:51:52,150 --> 00:51:52,820
you didn't.

1081
00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:55,111
The vault. That's it.

1082
00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:59,115
Someone is trying to
steal the star of kashmir.

1083
00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:02,489
Hey, I never thought of that.

1084
00:52:02,577 --> 00:52:05,117
That's why I'm the captain.

1085
00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:06,825
I want security tightened
around that vault. Nobody gets

1086
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:09,325
in without a darn good reason.

1087
00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:10,587
Right.

1088
00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:13,049
I went a guard placed
on miss Rogers' door.

1089
00:52:13,129 --> 00:52:14,209
Right.

1090
00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:16,547
I want all of you to
keep your ears open in case

1091
00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:17,933
we get a line on that thief.

1092
00:52:18,009 --> 00:52:19,009
Right.

1093
00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:21,144
And whenever miss Rogers
wears that necklace,

1094
00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:22,471
I want somebody on top of her.

1095
00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:24,596
Right.

1096
00:52:24,683 --> 00:52:27,313
Just don't let the passengers
know what's happening.

1097
00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:29,604
I don't to tip the thief
that we're on to him.

1098
00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:30,438
All: Right.

1099
00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:39,735
Well, Mr. Smith.

1100
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:41,913
Oh, hi, Mr. Crowler.

1101
00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:42,702
Hi, Taffy.

1102
00:52:42,784 --> 00:52:44,084
Hi there.

1103
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,450
You seem to have a
purposefulness of stride,

1104
00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:47,458
a certain gleam in your eye.

1105
00:52:47,539 --> 00:52:48,869
It looks as if you're
about to do battle.

1106
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:52,377
Well, frankly, sir, I am.

1107
00:52:52,460 --> 00:52:56,090
Um, between you
and me, we believe

1108
00:52:56,172 --> 00:52:58,592
that there's a thief on board
after miss Rogers' diamond.

1109
00:52:58,675 --> 00:53:00,925
No.

1110
00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:02,301
Really?

1111
00:53:02,387 --> 00:53:08,767
But don't worry, sir, uh, he
won't get past our defenses.

1112
00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:09,772
Bye.

1113
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:12,273
Toodles.

1114
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:15,475
Boss, ain't that
a coincidence?

1115
00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:18,317
There's another man aboard this
ship trying to heist that rock.

1116
00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:25,741
Well, it looks as if they're
gonna make our endeavor

1117
00:53:25,827 --> 00:53:28,957
slightly more complicated.

1118
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:31,709
I think we should
move on to plan c.

1119
00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:32,421
Which one is that?

1120
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:35,420
It's the one right after b.

1121
00:53:35,503 --> 00:53:37,053
Ox: Right.

1122
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:38,800
Thanks, Taffy.

1123
00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:40,472
Think nothing of it.

1124
00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:41,760
[Giggles]

1125
00:53:41,843 --> 00:53:43,763
[Theme music]

1126
00:53:47,223 --> 00:53:50,143
[Slow jazz music playing]

1127
00:53:56,524 --> 00:53:59,324
I forgot you were
such a good dancer.

1128
00:53:59,402 --> 00:54:00,702
It all depends on
who I'm dancing with.

1129
00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:05,325
Steve?

1130
00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:06,078
Mm?

1131
00:54:08,912 --> 00:54:13,882
I'm sorry you're getting
off at puerto vallarta.

1132
00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:15,419
Me too.

1133
00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:16,502
I'm sorry you reminded me.

1134
00:54:20,215 --> 00:54:22,425
Will you call me when
you get back to la?

1135
00:54:24,886 --> 00:54:28,886
Well, that all depends.

1136
00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:30,144
Is your, uh, brother
bigger than me?

1137
00:54:30,225 --> 00:54:32,015
[Laughs]

1138
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:35,062
Yes, he is.

1139
00:54:35,146 --> 00:54:35,896
Well, uh--

1140
00:54:39,275 --> 00:54:39,685
I'll have to think about it.

1141
00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:42,446
[Chuckles]

1142
00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:02,922
You know, they're showing
a movie in 10 minutes.

1143
00:55:03,008 --> 00:55:04,428
Should we go?

1144
00:55:04,509 --> 00:55:05,339
What's the film?

1145
00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:06,797
"An affair to remember."

1146
00:55:06,886 --> 00:55:07,466
[Chokes]

1147
00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:09,014
Are you all right, Alan?

1148
00:55:09,097 --> 00:55:09,677
Uh, I just
swallowed the olive.

1149
00:55:09,764 --> 00:55:11,474
Sorry.

1150
00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:12,928
I think I'll pass on the movie.

1151
00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:15,558
Well, come on, Cathy.

1152
00:55:15,645 --> 00:55:16,345
No, thanks.

1153
00:55:16,438 --> 00:55:17,768
I've seen it

1154
00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:21,776
well, I guess you two are just
gonna be stuck with each other.

1155
00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:22,780
See you later.

1156
00:55:25,905 --> 00:55:26,235
[Sighs]

1157
00:55:26,322 --> 00:55:27,742
Very smooth.

1158
00:55:27,824 --> 00:55:29,084
You'll give away
your whole show.

1159
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,079
Me?

1160
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:30,910
How about you parking
yourself under her nose

1161
00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:34,584
for 24 hours a day?

1162
00:55:34,664 --> 00:55:39,134
Alan, I know it seems strange,
but when I came on this ship

1163
00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:40,590
I thought of Barbara
as the enemy.

1164
00:55:40,670 --> 00:55:43,050
Now that I know her, I
really like her for a friend.

1165
00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:46,841
Yeah, well she's a great girl.

1166
00:55:46,926 --> 00:55:48,506
I don't understand.

1167
00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:52,015
If you feel that way about her,
why did you start up with me?

1168
00:55:52,098 --> 00:55:52,768
Hm?

1169
00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:56,269
Well, you're a great girl too.

1170
00:55:56,352 --> 00:55:57,102
I see.

1171
00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:57,647
The more the merrier.

1172
00:55:57,729 --> 00:56:00,189
No, no.

1173
00:56:00,273 --> 00:56:04,283
It's just, something's been
missing with Barbara and me.

1174
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,280
It's been missing
for a long time.

1175
00:56:07,363 --> 00:56:08,823
Sex rears its ugly head.

1176
00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:09,367
No.

1177
00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:10,659
I mean-- I mean--

1178
00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:17,082
I mean, just sitting around and
talking, hanging out together.

1179
00:56:17,165 --> 00:56:19,205
I've been married to
Barbara for seven years,

1180
00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:21,132
and I don't know who she is.

1181
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:24,381
Do you have any idea who I am?

1182
00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:28,764
You are a sweet, warm,
wonderful person who

1183
00:56:28,843 --> 00:56:32,063
listens and gives and cares.

1184
00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:37,479
No.

1185
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:38,560
I'm your ex-mistress.

1186
00:56:53,409 --> 00:56:57,499
It's lovely, isn't it?

1187
00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:58,330
Yes, it is.

1188
00:57:10,051 --> 00:57:11,341
Sorry, I couldn't resist.

1189
00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:15,139
Who wants you to?

1190
00:57:30,572 --> 00:57:33,452
I have a cabin full of
nothing but privacy.

1191
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,370
Jenny, i--

1192
00:57:38,454 --> 00:57:39,214
i--

1193
00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:42,879
oh, Steve, would
it help if I say

1194
00:57:42,959 --> 00:57:44,039
it doesn't have to be forever?

1195
00:57:47,964 --> 00:57:52,144
I know, you-- you have your
sight now, and why should

1196
00:57:52,218 --> 00:57:53,718
you be saddled with a blind--

1197
00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:54,473
come on!

1198
00:57:54,554 --> 00:57:57,224
That's a terrible thing to say.

1199
00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:58,387
It's true, isn't it?

1200
00:57:58,474 --> 00:57:59,144
No!

1201
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:06,650
Jenny, I love you.

1202
00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:13,663
Now, there's a coincidence.

1203
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:14,450
But--

1204
00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:22,997
but it has to do with
puerto vallarta, doesn't it?

1205
00:58:25,752 --> 00:58:28,212
You're seeing a girl there.

1206
00:58:28,296 --> 00:58:28,546
I'm engaged to her.

1207
00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:35,761
But that was before
this happened.

1208
00:58:35,845 --> 00:58:42,225
Steve, this never happened.

1209
00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:44,900
Jenny.

1210
00:58:44,979 --> 00:58:45,609
Jenny.

1211
00:58:45,688 --> 00:58:47,818
Let me walk into my own walls.

1212
00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:03,618
[Theme music]

1213
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,960
[Horn blowing]

1214
00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:16,795
Stubing (on pa):
Guided tours of puerto

1215
00:59:16,886 --> 00:59:20,846
vallarta will be leaving off
the port side in 10 minutes.

1216
00:59:20,932 --> 00:59:24,392
Isaac: Here you go, gentlemen,
two more eye-opener specials.

1217
00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:26,687
Oops, almost forgot.

1218
00:59:26,771 --> 00:59:28,941
Hm.

1219
00:59:29,023 --> 00:59:32,573
You know, I always wondered they
put celery in bloody Mary's.

1220
00:59:32,652 --> 00:59:33,322
Yeah, why do they?

1221
00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:38,453
Because lettuce
would wilt. Hey.

1222
00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:41,083
Well, I guess I better go
open up some more eyes.

1223
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,330
Just don't let anybody
open those curtains.

1224
00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:46,503
My eyes will fall out.

1225
00:59:46,582 --> 00:59:49,002
You know, for a big
star, you're not a bad guy.

1226
00:59:49,085 --> 00:59:51,625
Yeah, you go downstairs
and tell my wife that.

1227
00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:54,013
I've got wife
problems of my own.

1228
00:59:54,090 --> 00:59:55,170
Oh?

1229
00:59:55,258 --> 00:59:57,758
That, uh, brunette I
saw you with last night?

1230
00:59:57,844 --> 00:59:58,724
No.

1231
00:59:58,803 --> 01:00:00,183
She's my mistress.

1232
01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,023
The blonde is my wife.

1233
01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:02,968
[Laughing]

1234
01:00:03,057 --> 01:00:05,847
They're both aboard?

1235
01:00:05,935 --> 01:00:10,315
They're both-- and they say
Hollywood people are wild, huh?

1236
01:00:10,398 --> 01:00:12,608
It's not my idea.

1237
01:00:12,692 --> 01:00:16,742
I'm just a simple guy trying
to make both ends not meet.

1238
01:00:16,821 --> 01:00:19,201
Look, I, uh--

1239
01:00:19,282 --> 01:00:22,082
I don't want to give you
any advice, but, uh--

1240
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,620
well, I've-- I've had my
share of women and, uh--

1241
01:00:25,705 --> 01:00:29,285
from what I've read,
you've had everybody's share.

1242
01:00:29,375 --> 01:00:31,535
Maybe so.

1243
01:00:31,627 --> 01:00:34,757
But you know, at this stage in
my life I've learned something.

1244
01:00:34,839 --> 01:00:38,889
If you're lucky enough to
find someone who loves you,

1245
01:00:38,968 --> 01:00:44,178
you know, who'll stick by you
for more than a night here,

1246
01:00:44,265 --> 01:00:47,805
a weekend there, try
your best to work it out.

1247
01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:55,192
That's pretty good advice.

1248
01:00:55,276 --> 01:00:56,736
Yes, it is.

1249
01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:01,407
And I'm gonna follow it.

1250
01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:02,991
I'll see you around, huh?

1251
01:01:19,008 --> 01:01:20,638
Hello, Jenny, it's Julie.

1252
01:01:20,718 --> 01:01:23,598
Steve was looking for you.

1253
01:01:23,679 --> 01:01:25,429
I know, um--

1254
01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:26,555
I'm trying to stay
away from him.

1255
01:01:26,641 --> 01:01:29,601
Well, he wanted
to say goodbye.

1256
01:01:29,685 --> 01:01:32,055
We said our
goodbyes last night.

1257
01:01:32,146 --> 01:01:34,016
I'm sorry.

1258
01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:37,737
I'm not.

1259
01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:40,609
It was great while it lasted.

1260
01:01:40,696 --> 01:01:46,446
Uh-- he asked me
to give this to you.

1261
01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:49,036
Are you gonna be ok?

1262
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:51,672
I'm gonna go now.

1263
01:01:51,749 --> 01:01:52,459
Bye-bye.

1264
01:01:57,004 --> 01:01:59,764
[Melancholy music playing]

1265
01:02:08,224 --> 01:02:10,234
[Seagulls squawking]

1266
01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:39,167
Roz, darling?

1267
01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:40,835
Where are you, sweetheart?

1268
01:02:40,923 --> 01:02:43,183
Roz: Taking a bath,
if you don't mind.

1269
01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:45,549
I brought you
a peace offering.

1270
01:02:45,636 --> 01:02:48,846
Is it your head on a plate?

1271
01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:49,811
[Chuckles]

1272
01:02:53,060 --> 01:02:55,100
A Rose.

1273
01:02:55,188 --> 01:03:00,068
A flower of faultless beauty,
second only to your own.

1274
01:03:00,151 --> 01:03:04,781
It symbolizes my undying
devotion for you.

1275
01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:06,244
"The sick and the
sordid," scene 23.

1276
01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:09,044
[Laughing]

1277
01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:13,923
But the thought is lovely.

1278
01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:22,045
Mind if I join you?

1279
01:03:22,131 --> 01:03:23,671
Only if you bring
your rubber ducky.

1280
01:03:28,304 --> 01:03:30,604
[Theme music]

1281
01:03:37,813 --> 01:03:39,023
Stubing (on pa):
We hope you enjoyed

1282
01:03:39,106 --> 01:03:40,476
your stay in puerto vallarta.

1283
01:03:40,566 --> 01:03:54,906
We'll be arriving at cabo San
Lucas at 0800 tomorrow morning.

1284
01:03:54,997 --> 01:03:57,877
Ok, they're in the
bathtub together.

1285
01:03:57,959 --> 01:03:59,169
Now is our chance.

1286
01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:01,002
Well, I don't know.

1287
01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,377
Do you think we
have enough time?

1288
01:04:02,463 --> 01:04:04,263
How long does it
take to have a bath?

1289
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:10,180
Believe me, boss, they
don't care how long it takes.

1290
01:04:10,263 --> 01:04:11,563
[Knocking]

1291
01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:12,064
Jenny: Come in.

1292
01:04:16,143 --> 01:04:19,273
Jenny.

1293
01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:20,105
Why did you come back?

1294
01:04:24,026 --> 01:04:25,146
I broke my engagement
to that girl.

1295
01:04:28,322 --> 01:04:29,662
You made a mistake.

1296
01:04:32,743 --> 01:04:34,203
The only mistake I
made was getting engaged

1297
01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:35,497
to her in the first place.

1298
01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:37,000
You're crazy.

1299
01:04:37,081 --> 01:04:39,791
You could have a normal,
happy marriage with that girl.

1300
01:04:39,875 --> 01:04:41,455
Well, what makes you
think that marrying

1301
01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:44,424
a girl who can see
guarantees a happy marriage?

1302
01:04:44,505 --> 01:04:46,755
How come millions of couples
with 20/20 vision get divorces?

1303
01:04:50,094 --> 01:04:50,144
[Sighs]

1304
01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:57,265
Besides, I love you.

1305
01:05:02,189 --> 01:05:03,149
[Sighs]

1306
01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:04,941
I don't love you.

1307
01:05:08,487 --> 01:05:11,987
I like you very much,
but I don't love you.

1308
01:05:14,785 --> 01:05:16,655
If I believed
that, do you think

1309
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:17,706
I would have come back here?

1310
01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:22,963
I know you love me.

1311
01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:24,594
It-- it couldn't work, Steve.

1312
01:05:24,670 --> 01:05:26,760
Now, goodbye.

1313
01:05:26,839 --> 01:05:27,549
Jenny.

1314
01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:28,762
Goodbye, Steve.

1315
01:05:50,863 --> 01:05:52,163
[Crying]

1316
01:05:53,783 --> 01:05:57,293
I knew you loved me.

1317
01:05:57,370 --> 01:05:58,330
That's a cheap trick.

1318
01:06:03,584 --> 01:06:07,054
Marry me.

1319
01:06:07,129 --> 01:06:09,299
No.

1320
01:06:09,382 --> 01:06:13,892
You just think I need you more
than that other girl needs you.

1321
01:06:13,969 --> 01:06:17,139
You want to take care of me.

1322
01:06:17,223 --> 01:06:19,813
You want to make me
stop walking into walls.

1323
01:06:19,892 --> 01:06:22,942
Is that what you really think?

1324
01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:23,730
Yes.

1325
01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:27,484
Then to hell with you.

1326
01:06:27,566 --> 01:06:30,236
What do I have to do to
prove that I love you,

1327
01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:30,359
go blind again?

1328
01:06:40,496 --> 01:06:41,036
[Crying]

1329
01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:54,837
[Theme music]

1330
01:07:13,195 --> 01:07:15,105
All quiet with
the Teagues, doc?

1331
01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:16,447
Yeah.

1332
01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:18,032
To think, I spent eight years
in college and medical school,

1333
01:07:18,117 --> 01:07:19,287
and I could be replaced
by a German Shepherd.

1334
01:07:19,368 --> 01:07:22,368
Well, there'll be an extra
milk-bone in your pay envelope.

1335
01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:23,035
[Chuckles]
- Oh.

1336
01:07:23,122 --> 01:07:24,712
No, we all appreciate it.

1337
01:07:24,790 --> 01:07:26,540
Just don't lower your
guard for any reason.

1338
01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:27,785
Yes, sir.

1339
01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:29,957
Hi, doc.

1340
01:07:30,045 --> 01:07:32,165
Well, hello there.

1341
01:07:32,256 --> 01:07:34,626
Not for any
reason, Dr. Bricker.

1342
01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:35,677
Right, right.

1343
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,470
Hey, whatcha doing?

1344
01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:38,643
Oh, just, uh--

1345
01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:40,641
hanging out.
- Yeah?

1346
01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:41,893
Yeah.

1347
01:07:41,974 --> 01:07:44,314
How'd you like to hang
out in the moonlight?

1348
01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:46,563
But it's the middle
of the morning.

1349
01:07:46,645 --> 01:07:47,305
Why wait till the last minute?

1350
01:07:47,396 --> 01:07:49,476
Hm.

1351
01:07:49,565 --> 01:07:53,685
Hey, did I ever tell you
you're the most attractive

1352
01:07:53,778 --> 01:07:55,908
man on this entire ship?

1353
01:07:55,988 --> 01:07:56,318
You have excellent taste.

1354
01:07:56,405 --> 01:07:58,655
Mm-hmm.

1355
01:07:58,741 --> 01:08:03,451
You know, my cabin is just
down on the next deck.

1356
01:08:03,537 --> 01:08:05,497
Come on, I'll race you.

1357
01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:06,871
Well, I'd love to, but--

1358
01:08:06,957 --> 01:08:08,667
I'll take care of
that for you, ma'am.

1359
01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:10,501
Gopher, take over
for me, will you?

1360
01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:11,666
Sure.

1361
01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:13,344
No, no, that's
not what I meant.

1362
01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:15,762
Uh-- watch the door.

1363
01:08:15,841 --> 01:08:17,641
Why?

1364
01:08:17,718 --> 01:08:20,388
I'll just watch the door.

1365
01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:21,761
Which way did you
say your cabin was?

1366
01:08:21,847 --> 01:08:22,767
[Groans]

1367
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:41,622
Hey, did I ever tell you I
think you're the most attractive

1368
01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:43,200
man on this entire ship?

1369
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:49,791
[Laughter]

1370
01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:50,665
Roz: Oh, you little--

1371
01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:52,921
bill: Don't do that to me.

1372
01:08:53,003 --> 01:08:54,713
Roz: Oh.

1373
01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:56,757
[Giggling]

1374
01:09:16,652 --> 01:09:17,242
[Clatter]

1375
01:09:34,044 --> 01:09:37,094
[Suspenseful music playing]

1376
01:10:02,156 --> 01:10:03,026
[Giggling]

1377
01:10:03,115 --> 01:10:04,235
Bill: Now it's your turn.

1378
01:10:07,828 --> 01:10:08,748
[Thudding]

1379
01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:10,747
What was that?

1380
01:10:10,831 --> 01:10:11,541
My heart.

1381
01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:18,168
Crowler: Ox, don't forget
to leave the fake diamond.

1382
01:10:43,155 --> 01:10:44,445
[Thudding]

1383
01:10:50,746 --> 01:10:53,456
[Laughter]

1384
01:10:54,458 --> 01:10:56,998
Bill: It's your turn
to look for the soap.

1385
01:10:57,086 --> 01:10:57,996
Roz: Oh.

1386
01:10:58,087 --> 01:11:00,047
[Giggling]

1387
01:11:07,054 --> 01:11:08,394
[Clatter]

1388
01:11:40,921 --> 01:11:42,671
Everything all right?

1389
01:11:42,756 --> 01:11:44,006
I can't hear you.

1390
01:11:44,091 --> 01:11:46,301
Is everything all right?

1391
01:11:46,385 --> 01:11:49,045
They're still playing
Mr. and Mrs. Clean.

1392
01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:52,098
Ox, what were you
doing down there?

1393
01:11:52,182 --> 01:11:53,142
It sounded like you
were wrecking the place.

1394
01:11:53,225 --> 01:11:56,645
He dropped me
on my head, twice.

1395
01:11:56,729 --> 01:11:58,479
Well, it could only help.

1396
01:11:58,564 --> 01:12:00,154
It sure couldn't hurt you.

1397
01:12:00,232 --> 01:12:01,112
Listen, now don't start--

1398
01:12:01,191 --> 01:12:03,901
all right, all right.

1399
01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:05,696
Give us the necklace.

1400
01:12:05,779 --> 01:12:06,489
Sure, boss.

1401
01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:12,753
You left the copy, didn't you?

1402
01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:13,578
Oh, sure.

1403
01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:21,093
I didn't give it to
you already, did I?

1404
01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:21,840
No.

1405
01:12:24,923 --> 01:12:25,763
Now, you take your time, ox.

1406
01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:26,551
Take your time.

1407
01:12:34,516 --> 01:12:35,426
[Chuckling]

1408
01:12:38,353 --> 01:12:39,813
Isn't it magnificent?

1409
01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:41,187
Oh, I got to
hand it to, Vernon,

1410
01:12:41,273 --> 01:12:43,823
you really pulled
it off this time.

1411
01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:44,691
And no one is the wiser.

1412
01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:47,067
[Laughter]

1413
01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:49,911
Who are you?

1414
01:12:49,990 --> 01:12:50,660
What do you want?

1415
01:12:50,741 --> 01:12:51,371
I'm sorry.

1416
01:12:51,450 --> 01:12:53,740
I must have the wrong room.

1417
01:12:53,827 --> 01:12:54,657
It's all right, honey.

1418
01:12:54,745 --> 01:12:56,825
It's a mistake
anybody could make.

1419
01:12:56,914 --> 01:12:59,254
I count off the paces.

1420
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:00,793
I sometimes goof, though.

1421
01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:03,086
I can't balance my
checkbook either.

1422
01:13:03,170 --> 01:13:04,460
Well, uh--

1423
01:13:04,546 --> 01:13:06,966
I'm looking for 352.

1424
01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:09,219
Oh, yeah, that's
right down the, uh--

1425
01:13:09,301 --> 01:13:10,681
oh, gee, it's next door.

1426
01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:11,971
Can I give you a hand?

1427
01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:13,314
No, I'm fine.

1428
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:14,139
I'm sorry, again.

1429
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:14,933
All right.

1430
01:13:15,015 --> 01:13:15,715
Toodles.

1431
01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:20,190
This time, lock the door.

1432
01:13:20,270 --> 01:13:20,940
Right.

1433
01:13:21,021 --> 01:13:21,731
Sure.

1434
01:13:26,151 --> 01:13:26,991
Look how it shines.

1435
01:13:27,069 --> 01:13:28,359
Look how it sparkles.

1436
01:13:28,445 --> 01:13:32,155
Here in my hand, friends,
a bauble that will make

1437
01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:36,791
four people's lives secure.

1438
01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:39,160
A Ruby has fire, an
emerald has depth,

1439
01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:42,128
but a diamond
outshines them all.

1440
01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:45,089
Pure, brilliant, hard.

1441
01:13:45,170 --> 01:13:48,550
Hard enough to cut glass.

1442
01:13:48,632 --> 01:13:55,182
Watch as I put my signature
to the end of a perfect crime.

1443
01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:57,224
[Scratching]

1444
01:14:00,769 --> 01:14:02,059
[Crumbles]

1445
01:14:05,941 --> 01:14:09,441
You fool!

1446
01:14:09,528 --> 01:14:12,358
You left the real diamond
and brought back the fake!

1447
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:16,580
Maybe you used
the wrong mirror.

1448
01:14:16,660 --> 01:14:21,330
Oh, ox, it's people like you
that give crime a bad name.

1449
01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:32,336
[Theme music]

1450
01:14:43,645 --> 01:14:45,895
Well, are you all set
for the masquerade party?

1451
01:14:45,981 --> 01:14:46,901
Mm-hmm.

1452
01:14:46,982 --> 01:14:47,612
What are you wearing?

1453
01:14:47,691 --> 01:14:50,071
I'm going as Mary antoinette.

1454
01:14:50,152 --> 01:14:50,902
Let them eat cake.

1455
01:14:50,986 --> 01:14:52,396
Both: [Giggling]

1456
01:14:52,487 --> 01:14:53,947
Maybe I'll go as Eve.

1457
01:14:54,031 --> 01:14:54,411
Let them eat their hearts out.

1458
01:14:54,489 --> 01:14:56,909
Both: [Giggling]

1459
01:14:56,992 --> 01:14:57,242
Do you need a lighter?

1460
01:14:57,326 --> 01:14:58,576
Yes.

1461
01:14:58,660 --> 01:15:00,040
Wait a minute.

1462
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:02,080
I think I've got one
in here somewhere.

1463
01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:03,674
Oh, is that you?

1464
01:15:06,668 --> 01:15:07,378
Yes, it is you.

1465
01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:16,802
And my husband.

1466
01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:20,932
Barbara?

1467
01:15:26,063 --> 01:15:28,823
[Melancholy music playing]

1468
01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:31,444
Barbara?

1469
01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:41,292
Barbara, I'm sorry.

1470
01:15:44,248 --> 01:15:46,288
I'm the one.

1471
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:50,295
I'm the one who found the
tickets to the cruise, right?

1472
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:50,879
Right.

1473
01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:51,593
But I never intended--

1474
01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:56,762
oh, how could I be so dumb?

1475
01:15:56,843 --> 01:16:01,853
That-- that picture, that was
taken in Hawaii, wasn't it?

1476
01:16:08,397 --> 01:16:11,317
He asked me to go
with him, but I was--

1477
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,360
I was too busy
with my fall line.

1478
01:16:16,238 --> 01:16:20,028
Were you-- were you in New York
with him at the convention,

1479
01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:22,997
too?

1480
01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:23,658
[Sighs]

1481
01:16:26,707 --> 01:16:27,577
[Sighs]

1482
01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:29,536
Oh.

1483
01:16:29,626 --> 01:16:30,956
What shall I do?

1484
01:16:34,631 --> 01:16:40,761
Well, I guess I'll divorce him
or maybe I'll kill him first.

1485
01:16:40,846 --> 01:16:42,596
You don't want to divorce him.

1486
01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:48,851
Barbara: What shall
we do, share him?

1487
01:16:48,937 --> 01:16:51,357
I'll take him alternate
weekends and--

1488
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:54,780
and Wednesday and Tuesday
nights, and you take him--

1489
01:16:54,860 --> 01:16:56,360
Barbara, I'm not
taking anything.

1490
01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:58,155
It's over between Alan and me.

1491
01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:06,332
Look, I was lonely
after my divorce.

1492
01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:07,463
Alan was very kind.

1493
01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:12,212
You were working a lot.

1494
01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:15,964
He needed someone to talk to.

1495
01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:17,508
And to go to bed with?

1496
01:17:17,591 --> 01:17:20,301
It's all part
of the same thing.

1497
01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:26,476
Did you love him?

1498
01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:32,361
I needed him.

1499
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:34,069
He needed me.

1500
01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:34,979
But it's you he wants.

1501
01:17:35,067 --> 01:17:36,567
It's you he's always wanted.

1502
01:17:40,864 --> 01:17:43,494
If I could believe that or
if I thought it were true,

1503
01:17:43,575 --> 01:17:47,365
but how could i--

1504
01:17:47,454 --> 01:17:49,874
how could I take
lying in his arms

1505
01:17:49,956 --> 01:17:52,706
and wondering if he's
thinking about you?

1506
01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:53,423
[Sighs]

1507
01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:56,252
It's funny.

1508
01:17:56,338 --> 01:17:59,338
All the time we were
together I had the feeling

1509
01:17:59,424 --> 01:18:02,224
he was thinking about you.

1510
01:18:02,302 --> 01:18:05,602
How can I be sure?

1511
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:10,020
How can anyone be
sure of anything?

1512
01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:11,442
Oh, I don't know.

1513
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,480
I don't know.

1514
01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:21,606
There is a way you could
find out how he really feels.

1515
01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:24,697
It's kind of sneaky, but
it might do the trick.

1516
01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:31,251
Well, what is it?

1517
01:18:31,331 --> 01:18:32,041
Come on.

1518
01:18:44,845 --> 01:18:48,135
Cabo San Lucas is
beautiful, isn't it?

1519
01:18:48,223 --> 01:18:51,023
Everything is gold.

1520
01:18:51,101 --> 01:18:52,731
Sure.

1521
01:18:52,811 --> 01:18:53,901
At least you didn't
say the water

1522
01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:55,859
is sparkling like diamonds.

1523
01:18:55,939 --> 01:18:56,819
Mm.

1524
01:18:56,898 --> 01:18:57,768
Sorry.

1525
01:18:57,858 --> 01:18:58,818
[Seagulls squawking]

1526
01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:05,201
Hey.

1527
01:19:05,282 --> 01:19:07,332
You know that
actress, roz Rogers?

1528
01:19:07,409 --> 01:19:08,789
Are you kidding?

1529
01:19:08,869 --> 01:19:12,829
Well, she was out
by the pool, asleep.

1530
01:19:12,914 --> 01:19:18,674
So I snuck up on her,
and guess what I took?

1531
01:19:18,753 --> 01:19:19,383
What?

1532
01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:20,963
Oh, ox.

1533
01:19:23,675 --> 01:19:24,425
Her picture!

1534
01:19:33,393 --> 01:19:35,983
You know, boss, she was
wearing that diamond.

1535
01:19:36,062 --> 01:19:38,982
I could have reached
right out and grabbed it.

1536
01:19:42,152 --> 01:19:43,492
Let's drown him.

1537
01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:45,360
No, sir.

1538
01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:48,277
Don't be ridiculous, elwood.

1539
01:19:48,366 --> 01:19:55,166
Ox just came up with plan d.

1540
01:19:55,248 --> 01:19:57,168
[Knocking]

1541
01:20:09,179 --> 01:20:11,599
Hi, Jenny, it's Julie.

1542
01:20:11,681 --> 01:20:13,061
And Isaac.
- Hi, Jenny.

1543
01:20:13,141 --> 01:20:14,311
- And gopher.
- Hi, Jenny.

1544
01:20:14,392 --> 01:20:15,312
- And doc.
- Hi, Jenny.

1545
01:20:15,393 --> 01:20:17,153
And, boy, have we
got something for you.

1546
01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:19,899
Roses, I know.

1547
01:20:19,981 --> 01:20:21,071
Not just roses.

1548
01:20:21,149 --> 01:20:23,399
Every Rose in cabo San Lucas.

1549
01:20:23,485 --> 01:20:24,105
Steve?

1550
01:20:24,194 --> 01:20:25,404
Uh-huh.

1551
01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:27,657
Does this mean it's your
birthday or something?

1552
01:20:27,739 --> 01:20:31,489
No, i-- it means
he doesn't really

1553
01:20:31,576 --> 01:20:32,986
care if I walk into walls.

1554
01:20:42,295 --> 01:20:44,205
[Knocking]

1555
01:20:44,297 --> 01:20:45,217
Come in.

1556
01:20:49,886 --> 01:20:50,756
Jenny.

1557
01:20:50,845 --> 01:20:51,845
Steve.

1558
01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:56,770
Um-- please listen to
what I have to say.

1559
01:20:58,645 --> 01:21:01,605
Last night I acted like a fool.

1560
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:03,190
I was wrong.

1561
01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:11,065
Uh-- I love you, and
I know you love me.

1562
01:21:11,157 --> 01:21:12,907
I-- I do want to marry you.

1563
01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:16,163
And if you still
feel the same way,

1564
01:21:16,246 --> 01:21:19,786
I'll be waiting in my cabin.

1565
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:23,295
Uh-- I'm going now.

1566
01:21:32,679 --> 01:21:34,849
Jenny, you're crazy.

1567
01:21:34,931 --> 01:21:35,931
[Laughing]

1568
01:21:36,016 --> 01:21:38,686
How come that cheap
trick didn't work for me?

1569
01:21:50,572 --> 01:21:52,122
[Theme music]

1570
01:21:52,198 --> 01:21:55,368
Stubing (on pa): The masquerade
ball is now in progress

1571
01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:57,162
in the coral dining room.

1572
01:21:57,245 --> 01:21:58,785
Will you smile?

1573
01:21:58,872 --> 01:22:00,462
Marie antoinette wasn't
unhappy until after they

1574
01:22:00,540 --> 01:22:03,750
cut off her head.

1575
01:22:03,835 --> 01:22:07,295
The worst I could do is
bite you on the neck.

1576
01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:09,260
Uh, honey, I forgot my purse.

1577
01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:11,221
Oh.

1578
01:22:11,301 --> 01:22:13,681
You go ahead and join
Cathy, and I'll be--

1579
01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:14,892
I'll be right there.
- Well, wait a minute.

1580
01:22:14,971 --> 01:22:15,811
How am I gonna find her?

1581
01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:17,309
What's she wearing?

1582
01:22:17,390 --> 01:22:18,480
Oh, you can't miss her.

1583
01:22:18,558 --> 01:22:19,848
She's dressed as a clown.

1584
01:22:19,934 --> 01:22:20,644
A clown?

1585
01:22:20,727 --> 01:22:22,437
Like Marcel marceau.

1586
01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:23,400
Marcel marceau.

1587
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,520
In that case, I'll
bite her on the neck.

1588
01:22:25,607 --> 01:22:27,607
What can she say?

1589
01:22:27,692 --> 01:22:28,992
[Growls]

1590
01:22:32,238 --> 01:22:34,158
[Upbeat jazz music]

1591
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:35,950
[Chattering]

1592
01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:49,710
Are you really
dressed as a rabbit,

1593
01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:51,968
or have I had too many already?

1594
01:22:52,050 --> 01:22:52,680
No.

1595
01:22:52,759 --> 01:22:54,719
I am the white rabbit.

1596
01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:57,683
Or as we call him,
the honky rabbit.

1597
01:23:02,602 --> 01:23:05,362
[Quick footsteps]

1598
01:23:10,860 --> 01:23:13,910
(Spanish accent)
Valentino lives.

1599
01:23:13,988 --> 01:23:14,908
Not in that body.

1600
01:23:14,989 --> 01:23:19,659
You are looking at the
world's greatest lover.

1601
01:23:19,744 --> 01:23:21,294
You don't know nothing
about us rabbits.

1602
01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:28,247
Cleo, you look beautiful.

1603
01:23:28,336 --> 01:23:29,416
Thank you.

1604
01:23:29,504 --> 01:23:31,884
And by the way, good luck
tonight, prince charming.

1605
01:23:31,965 --> 01:23:33,085
Oh, I can't miss.

1606
01:23:33,174 --> 01:23:35,224
One size fits all.

1607
01:23:35,301 --> 01:23:36,721
Hey, rabbit.

1608
01:23:36,803 --> 01:23:38,393
Hey, uh-- what's up, doc?

1609
01:23:38,471 --> 01:23:40,601
[Laughing]

1610
01:23:40,682 --> 01:23:41,472
Well, what do you think?

1611
01:23:41,558 --> 01:23:43,518
Very novel.

1612
01:23:43,601 --> 01:23:45,561
You're the only one who
came as a shoe salesman.

1613
01:23:45,645 --> 01:23:46,645
Uh, check you dipstick.

1614
01:23:46,730 --> 01:23:50,820
I think you're down a quart.

1615
01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:52,070
[Crunching]

1616
01:23:52,152 --> 01:23:54,902
I must say, this has been
a delightful cruise, captain.

1617
01:23:54,988 --> 01:23:56,778
Tonight, you don't
have to call me captain.

1618
01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:59,525
A simple "your majesty" will do.

1619
01:23:59,617 --> 01:24:01,537
[Laughter]

1620
01:24:08,793 --> 01:24:09,463
Happy?

1621
01:24:09,544 --> 01:24:10,214
Uh-huh.

1622
01:24:15,049 --> 01:24:17,219
Keep your eyes
on that diamond.

1623
01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:22,312
I want no trouble tonight
or heads will roll.

1624
01:24:22,390 --> 01:24:23,600
Who was that?

1625
01:24:34,068 --> 01:24:35,028
Hi, Cathy.

1626
01:24:38,948 --> 01:24:40,908
[Laughing]

1627
01:24:41,951 --> 01:24:43,241
[Growls]

1628
01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:56,376
Did he see you?

1629
01:24:56,466 --> 01:24:56,966
I made sure of it.

1630
01:24:57,050 --> 01:24:57,470
Good luck, Barbara.

1631
01:24:57,550 --> 01:25:01,810
Thank you.

1632
01:25:01,888 --> 01:25:03,808
[Clinking]

1633
01:25:08,853 --> 01:25:11,363
At 11 o'clock,
we kill the lights.

1634
01:25:11,439 --> 01:25:13,899
Boss, you said there
wasn't gonna be any killing.

1635
01:25:19,322 --> 01:25:21,832
Hey, Cathy, it's fantastic.

1636
01:25:21,908 --> 01:25:23,908
Well, wait till
Barbara sees you.

1637
01:25:27,914 --> 01:25:28,714
Uh, she left her
purse in the cabin.

1638
01:25:28,790 --> 01:25:31,210
She'll be back in a minute.

1639
01:25:35,797 --> 01:25:37,627
Oh, why don't we wait
till Barbara gets back?

1640
01:25:39,801 --> 01:25:43,851
What's going on?

1641
01:25:43,930 --> 01:25:45,720
Cathy, would you cut it out?

1642
01:25:45,807 --> 01:25:47,767
What's with you anyway?

1643
01:25:47,851 --> 01:25:51,771
If Barb sees this, she'll--

1644
01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:53,765
ok, ok, just for a minute.

1645
01:25:53,857 --> 01:25:55,067
Wait till I get my teeth.

1646
01:26:08,955 --> 01:26:12,915
All right, Cathy, you
can cut the mime now.

1647
01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:15,251
Well, if you insist.

1648
01:26:15,336 --> 01:26:18,296
Look, I thought you said
it was over between us?

1649
01:26:26,472 --> 01:26:32,102
Cathy, I've been doing a lot
of thinking on this cruise.

1650
01:26:32,186 --> 01:26:34,106
I don't want to hurt you.

1651
01:26:34,188 --> 01:26:39,438
You're a wonderful girl,
but I think I love Barbara.

1652
01:26:39,527 --> 01:26:42,777
I know I love Barbara.

1653
01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:45,244
I couldn't stand to lose her.

1654
01:26:45,325 --> 01:26:53,075
She's my wife, and
she's my life I'm sorry,

1655
01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:56,996
but it is over with us.

1656
01:26:57,086 --> 01:26:59,456
No, I'm serious.

1657
01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:02,087
I mean, I knew there were
things wrong with the marriage,

1658
01:27:02,175 --> 01:27:03,465
but I should have talked
it over with Barbara.

1659
01:27:05,261 --> 01:27:08,141
I guess I was scared
she wouldn't listen,

1660
01:27:08,222 --> 01:27:11,022
so I never gave her the chance.

1661
01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:12,270
I mean, how is she
supposed to know what

1662
01:27:12,352 --> 01:27:15,152
I need if I never tell her?

1663
01:27:15,229 --> 01:27:17,729
I'm doing it again.

1664
01:27:17,815 --> 01:27:22,605
Things I'm telling you,
I should be telling her.

1665
01:27:22,695 --> 01:27:23,655
You are.

1666
01:27:28,242 --> 01:27:30,542
Barbara?

1667
01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:33,120
Yep.

1668
01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:34,956
It is you.

1669
01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:37,711
Yep.

1670
01:27:37,794 --> 01:27:39,884
Then you, uh--

1671
01:27:39,963 --> 01:27:44,133
know about everything.

1672
01:27:44,217 --> 01:27:46,467
Yes, Alan.

1673
01:27:46,552 --> 01:27:49,682
Barbara, I've
been such a jerk.

1674
01:27:49,764 --> 01:27:52,934
Yes.

1675
01:27:53,017 --> 01:27:58,017
And so have I. And dressing
up like this was crazy,

1676
01:27:58,106 --> 01:28:04,146
but at least I finally
got to know you.

1677
01:28:04,237 --> 01:28:09,367
Barbara, can you
ever forgive me?

1678
01:28:09,450 --> 01:28:10,830
Let me tell you in mime.

1679
01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:26,180
[Theme music]

1680
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:37,980
Oh, you guys have
great costumes.

1681
01:28:38,062 --> 01:28:39,902
Jenny's justice
and I'm her prisoner.

1682
01:28:39,981 --> 01:28:42,231
Prisoner of love, eh?

1683
01:28:42,317 --> 01:28:43,357
Come on, I saved you a table.

1684
01:28:47,488 --> 01:28:48,778
It's right here.

1685
01:28:48,865 --> 01:28:49,235
Ok.

1686
01:28:49,323 --> 01:28:50,663
Here you go.

1687
01:28:50,742 --> 01:28:51,242
Have a good time.

1688
01:28:51,326 --> 01:28:54,286
Oh, thanks, Julie.

1689
01:28:54,370 --> 01:28:55,540
Here you go.

1690
01:28:55,621 --> 01:28:58,001
Sit right down here and, uh,
I'll go get us some drinks.

1691
01:28:58,082 --> 01:28:59,082
I'll be right back.

1692
01:28:59,167 --> 01:28:59,577
[Laughter]

1693
01:28:59,667 --> 01:29:01,337
Happy?

1694
01:29:01,419 --> 01:29:03,249
Oh, yes.

1695
01:29:03,337 --> 01:29:04,797
What else can I buy you?

1696
01:29:04,881 --> 01:29:05,591
Oh, you know what I think?

1697
01:29:05,673 --> 01:29:07,553
Yeah?

1698
01:29:07,633 --> 01:29:09,433
I think we ought to
buy a ship like this--

1699
01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:11,100
much smaller, of course--
with a crew of about 50.

1700
01:29:11,179 --> 01:29:13,849
Bill: Hey, that's
a wonderful idea.

1701
01:29:13,931 --> 01:29:14,851
We can sail all over the world.

1702
01:29:14,932 --> 01:29:16,732
We can even stop in
cannes for the festival.

1703
01:29:16,809 --> 01:29:18,229
Roz: Oh, but we don't
have a house in cannes.

1704
01:29:18,311 --> 01:29:19,811
Bill: So we buy one.

1705
01:29:19,896 --> 01:29:22,106
Oh, honey, you're
so sweet to me.

1706
01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:25,150
Well, what is
love all about, huh?

1707
01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:34,201
Here's a ginger ale.

1708
01:29:34,285 --> 01:29:36,075
You're an expensive date.

1709
01:29:36,162 --> 01:29:37,462
[Chuckles]

1710
01:29:40,917 --> 01:29:43,957
Are you ok?

1711
01:29:44,045 --> 01:29:46,335
Yes.

1712
01:29:46,422 --> 01:29:48,722
But I just heard the
saddest conversation.

1713
01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:53,760
A man and his wife, and
all he could talk about

1714
01:29:53,846 --> 01:29:56,926
was what he was going
to buy for her--

1715
01:29:57,016 --> 01:30:00,226
yachts and houses.

1716
01:30:00,311 --> 01:30:05,021
It's what they thought
love is all about.

1717
01:30:05,108 --> 01:30:06,148
[Sighs]

1718
01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:08,154
Promise me we won't
ever be like that.

1719
01:30:08,236 --> 01:30:08,526
Steve: Not much of a
chance on my salary.

1720
01:30:14,909 --> 01:30:17,579
[Laughter]

1721
01:30:18,746 --> 01:30:19,826
To us.

1722
01:30:19,914 --> 01:30:20,504
[Glasses clink]

1723
01:30:27,505 --> 01:30:29,295
Do you know, I've
never liked John Wayne?

1724
01:30:38,141 --> 01:30:41,811
Both: Taffy's waiving at me.

1725
01:30:41,894 --> 01:30:43,814
[Clinking]

1726
01:30:49,402 --> 01:30:52,032
It's a beautiful watch.

1727
01:30:52,113 --> 01:30:54,873
It's time!

1728
01:30:54,949 --> 01:30:55,659
What are you doing?

1729
01:30:58,786 --> 01:31:01,156
[Jazz music playing]

1730
01:31:14,093 --> 01:31:15,343
Excuse me.

1731
01:31:15,428 --> 01:31:19,098
Who is that girl
sitting over there?

1732
01:31:19,182 --> 01:31:20,062
Oh, that's Jenny lang.

1733
01:31:20,141 --> 01:31:22,641
She's quite a girl.

1734
01:31:22,727 --> 01:31:24,017
It's a shame she's blind.

1735
01:31:26,898 --> 01:31:28,898
I think she sees
better than we do.

1736
01:31:32,653 --> 01:31:34,663
(Quietly) Meet me on the
fantail in five minutes.

1737
01:31:39,493 --> 01:31:42,503
(Quietly) Meet me on the
fantail in five minutes.

1738
01:31:48,169 --> 01:31:49,749
Well, I think i'd, uh--

1739
01:31:49,837 --> 01:31:50,917
I think I'd like to get a drink.

1740
01:31:51,005 --> 01:31:51,505
I'll get some air.

1741
01:31:54,675 --> 01:31:57,135
(Quietly) Miss McCoy.

1742
01:31:57,220 --> 01:31:58,680
I told them the stay
with miss Rogers.

1743
01:31:58,763 --> 01:32:04,103
Now, someone has got to see that
nothing happens to that Jewel.

1744
01:32:04,185 --> 01:32:06,805
Miss Rogers, how
nice to see you.

1745
01:32:06,896 --> 01:32:07,266
Captain.

1746
01:32:07,355 --> 01:32:09,935
[Screaming]

1747
01:32:10,024 --> 01:32:12,244
Bill: What are you doing?

1748
01:32:12,318 --> 01:32:13,188
Stubing: Put the lights on!

1749
01:32:13,277 --> 01:32:14,277
This is the captain speaking.

1750
01:32:14,362 --> 01:32:15,912
Engineer, report the lights.

1751
01:32:15,988 --> 01:32:17,948
Put the lights on!

1752
01:32:18,032 --> 01:32:20,622
Oh, no.

1753
01:32:20,701 --> 01:32:22,331
Who stole my medallion?

1754
01:32:25,581 --> 01:32:26,871
Taffy: Look, here they come.

1755
01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:30,378
Crowler: Get ready, my
friends, to feast your eyes.

1756
01:32:35,007 --> 01:32:35,877
Ooh!

1757
01:32:35,967 --> 01:32:36,877
No!

1758
01:32:36,968 --> 01:32:37,678
No!

1759
01:32:42,223 --> 01:32:44,523
Nice going, genius.

1760
01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:48,980
Oh, elwood, go take a swim.

1761
01:32:49,063 --> 01:32:50,153
The pool is closed.

1762
01:32:50,231 --> 01:32:52,731
I didn't have
the pool in mind.

1763
01:32:52,817 --> 01:32:53,317
Go file your nails.

1764
01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:55,151
Go file your face.

1765
01:32:55,236 --> 01:32:58,156
Why are you all upset?

1766
01:32:58,239 --> 01:33:00,659
I think it's beautiful.

1767
01:33:00,741 --> 01:33:01,411
Mm.

1768
01:33:19,969 --> 01:33:21,679
[Sighs]

1769
01:33:24,890 --> 01:33:25,730
Thinking what I'm thinking?

1770
01:33:28,436 --> 01:33:30,686
Yes, that blind girl.

1771
01:33:30,771 --> 01:33:34,191
We need a character
like that in the movie.

1772
01:33:34,275 --> 01:33:36,685
A touch of reality.

1773
01:33:36,777 --> 01:33:40,447
It's not the movie
that needs reality.

1774
01:33:40,531 --> 01:33:41,491
It's us.

1775
01:33:44,410 --> 01:33:47,370
Yes, I'm afraid you're right.

1776
01:33:47,455 --> 01:33:50,625
What are we doing
this movie for anyway?

1777
01:33:50,708 --> 01:33:52,538
We have all the money
we'll ever need,

1778
01:33:52,626 --> 01:33:53,336
all the material possessions.

1779
01:33:53,419 --> 01:33:55,919
We have so much and she has--

1780
01:33:56,005 --> 01:33:56,335
ooh.

1781
01:33:56,422 --> 01:33:59,382
Nothing?

1782
01:33:59,467 --> 01:34:00,257
Everything.

1783
01:34:00,343 --> 01:34:02,263
Everything that matters.

1784
01:34:02,345 --> 01:34:07,425
Humanity, warmth, love.

1785
01:34:11,645 --> 01:34:15,185
We could have love,
bill, if all these things

1786
01:34:15,274 --> 01:34:17,904
didn't get in the way.

1787
01:34:17,985 --> 01:34:20,195
I don't want things.

1788
01:34:20,279 --> 01:34:20,989
I want us.

1789
01:34:24,492 --> 01:34:28,582
What are you going
to do with that?

1790
01:34:28,662 --> 01:34:31,622
Throw it in the ocean.

1791
01:34:31,707 --> 01:34:33,077
Let me do it.

1792
01:34:38,214 --> 01:34:41,594
[Dramatic music playing]

1793
01:34:46,555 --> 01:34:47,095
Oh!

1794
01:34:47,181 --> 01:34:49,481
[Gasps]

1795
01:34:58,025 --> 01:35:00,735
[Romantic music playing]

1796
01:35:14,792 --> 01:35:16,092
Hey, doc, you know what?

1797
01:35:16,168 --> 01:35:17,168
Huh?

1798
01:35:17,253 --> 01:35:19,463
I don't think
she's gonna show up.

1799
01:35:19,547 --> 01:35:20,757
Let's give her
another five minutes.

1800
01:35:31,308 --> 01:35:32,808
[Theme music]

1801
01:35:32,893 --> 01:35:33,893
[Ship foghorn blaring]

1802
01:35:38,482 --> 01:35:40,862
[No audible dialogue]

1803
01:35:51,245 --> 01:35:54,365
It worked, Cathy, just
the way you said it would.

1804
01:35:54,457 --> 01:35:56,667
How can I ever thank you?

1805
01:35:56,750 --> 01:35:57,590
By holding on to him.

1806
01:35:57,668 --> 01:36:00,208
He's a pretty nice guy.
- [Giggles]

1807
01:36:00,296 --> 01:36:03,416
You're not so bad
yourself, you know.

1808
01:36:03,507 --> 01:36:04,967
All set.

1809
01:36:05,050 --> 01:36:07,090
Well, I guess this is goodbye.

1810
01:36:07,178 --> 01:36:09,508
Keep in touch.

1811
01:36:09,597 --> 01:36:10,557
Goodbye, Cathy.

1812
01:36:14,727 --> 01:36:15,347
Bye, Cathy.

1813
01:36:15,436 --> 01:36:16,976
Bye-bye.

1814
01:36:17,062 --> 01:36:18,362
[Sighs]

1815
01:36:18,439 --> 01:36:20,519
Well, I never thought i'd
be saying this, but, uh--

1816
01:36:20,608 --> 01:36:23,988
you have terrific
taste in women.

1817
01:36:24,069 --> 01:36:26,409
And even better
taste in wives.

1818
01:36:42,463 --> 01:36:43,383
Isaac: Hi, folks.

1819
01:36:43,464 --> 01:36:45,174
I hope you enjoyed your trip.

1820
01:36:45,257 --> 01:36:46,047
It was a real thrill.

1821
01:36:46,133 --> 01:36:46,803
Yeah, a real thrill

1822
01:36:46,884 --> 01:36:48,894
I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

1823
01:36:48,969 --> 01:36:54,389
Well, uh, different
strokes for different folks.

1824
01:36:54,475 --> 01:36:55,725
Wait a minute.

1825
01:36:55,809 --> 01:36:58,729
Where's ox?

1826
01:36:58,812 --> 01:37:00,442
Oh, you mean, your--
your big friend?

1827
01:37:00,523 --> 01:37:01,073
Yeah.

1828
01:37:01,148 --> 01:37:02,398
Oh, he's gone already.

1829
01:37:02,483 --> 01:37:03,403
His chauffeur came
on board and picked

1830
01:37:03,484 --> 01:37:04,904
up his luggage first thing.

1831
01:37:04,985 --> 01:37:05,235
His chauffeur?

1832
01:37:05,319 --> 01:37:07,069
Yeah.

1833
01:37:07,154 --> 01:37:07,864
Well, I remember because
he couldn't figure out

1834
01:37:07,947 --> 01:37:09,987
whether to go to
his Malibu beach

1835
01:37:10,074 --> 01:37:15,834
house, the penthouse in town,
or to take his jet to the ranch.

1836
01:37:15,913 --> 01:37:17,413
Taffy: Ox is rich?

1837
01:37:17,498 --> 01:37:20,248
He's loaded!

1838
01:37:20,334 --> 01:37:22,634
Plan e.

1839
01:37:22,711 --> 01:37:23,551
Yeah.

1840
01:37:23,629 --> 01:37:24,259
Plan e?

1841
01:37:24,338 --> 01:37:30,798
It's the one right after d.

1842
01:37:30,886 --> 01:37:31,256
Julie: Goodbye.
- Very enjoyable.

1843
01:37:31,345 --> 01:37:32,255
Oh, I'm glad.

1844
01:37:32,346 --> 01:37:34,766
Bye-bye.

1845
01:37:34,848 --> 01:37:35,468
Hi.

1846
01:37:35,558 --> 01:37:36,428
Oh, hello, Steve.

1847
01:37:36,517 --> 01:37:37,427
Hi, Jenny.

1848
01:37:37,518 --> 01:37:38,598
Hello.

1849
01:37:38,686 --> 01:37:40,686
Julie, you'll never
guess what happened.

1850
01:37:40,771 --> 01:37:42,401
Uh, Steve proposed, you
accepted, and the two of you

1851
01:37:42,481 --> 01:37:44,321
are getting married.

1852
01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:45,360
No.

1853
01:37:45,442 --> 01:37:46,782
No?

1854
01:37:46,860 --> 01:37:47,610
Jenny proposed, I accepted,
and we're gonna get married.

1855
01:37:47,695 --> 01:37:50,275
Oh, I think that's wonderful!

1856
01:37:50,364 --> 01:37:52,534
Congratulations.

1857
01:37:52,616 --> 01:37:53,326
Terrific.
See you later.

1858
01:37:53,409 --> 01:37:53,779
Steve: Bye-bye.

1859
01:37:53,867 --> 01:37:55,487
Jenny: Bye.

1860
01:37:55,578 --> 01:37:58,328
Can you, um-- live without
me for a couple of hours?

1861
01:37:58,414 --> 01:37:59,294
No longer.

1862
01:37:59,373 --> 01:38:01,333
[Chuckles]

1863
01:38:01,417 --> 01:38:03,247
Well, it was wonderful
having you aboard.

1864
01:38:03,335 --> 01:38:04,665
Thank you.

1865
01:38:04,753 --> 01:38:07,263
And I didn't mind losing
my shirt to save your Jewel.

1866
01:38:07,339 --> 01:38:08,919
Oh, the diamond?

1867
01:38:09,008 --> 01:38:11,338
We threw that overboard.

1868
01:38:11,427 --> 01:38:12,797
What?

1869
01:38:12,886 --> 01:38:14,636
It was a fake.

1870
01:38:14,722 --> 01:38:17,222
The real one is in
the vault in our bank.

1871
01:38:17,308 --> 01:38:19,808
We couldn't take a chance
of having it stolen.

1872
01:38:19,893 --> 01:38:21,153
Oh, I don't blame you.

1873
01:38:21,228 --> 01:38:23,398
If I owned a rock like that, i'd
hold onto it with both hands.

1874
01:38:23,480 --> 01:38:25,940
[Laughter]

1875
01:38:26,025 --> 01:38:28,525
I used to think that
too, but holding on to it

1876
01:38:28,611 --> 01:38:30,901
really doesn't give you
that much happiness.

1877
01:38:30,988 --> 01:38:33,408
It's a bigger kick to let it go.

1878
01:38:33,490 --> 01:38:35,580
That's right.

1879
01:38:35,659 --> 01:38:37,039
We're donating it to charity.

1880
01:38:41,457 --> 01:38:43,127
I understand there's
a school for the blind

1881
01:38:43,208 --> 01:38:45,958
that does wonderful work.

1882
01:38:46,045 --> 01:38:47,375
Well, goodbye, Julie.

1883
01:38:47,463 --> 01:38:49,473
Captain.
- Bye.

1884
01:38:49,548 --> 01:38:50,468
Goodbye.

1885
01:38:50,549 --> 01:38:51,469
I hope to see you again.

1886
01:38:51,550 --> 01:38:52,340
Goodbye, captain.

1887
01:38:52,426 --> 01:38:54,006
Stubing: Bye.

1888
01:38:54,094 --> 01:38:54,144
See you in the movies.

1889
01:38:57,890 --> 01:38:58,770
Bye.

1890
01:38:58,849 --> 01:38:59,559
Bye.

1891
01:39:01,894 --> 01:39:06,024
You know, those
two really are stars.

1892
01:39:15,449 --> 01:39:18,079
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