♪Love, exciting and new.♪
♪Come aboard, we're expecting you♪
♪love, life's sweetest reward.♪
♪Let it flow, it floats back to you♪
♪the love boat soon will be making another run.♪
♪The love boat promises something for everyone♪
♪set a course for adventure♪
♪your mind on a new romance♪
♪love won't hurt anymore.♪
♪It's an open smile on a friendly shore♪
♪yes, love .welcome aboard, it's love.♪
Dolly, you're an absolute sweetheart.
Thanks again for the oranges.
You sure I can't talk you out of this trip, Jill?
You can keep the oranges.
No way.
Too bad.
My rich texan's in town with his friend from Iran; Some oil sheik.
And he is loaded!
Dolly, I'm through with that life.
Listen, the only one that ever quit was xaviera hollander,
and she wrote a book about it and made a fortune.
And that's why she's 'the happy hooker'.
But...I'm not happy at it.
What are you gonna do when 'little Ricky' needs braces on his teeth, Jill?
'Little Ricky' is fourteen.
He's through with braces.
Besides, I've saved some money and I've got a good straight job waiting for me.
I'll do okay.
What a waste.
You could make a fortune working this ship.
Okay, okay...
I'm gonna miss you.
Oh, I'm gonna miss you, too.
Don't tell me, don't tell me.
You're Mrs.
Warren f.Schnabel, from Aurora, south Dakota.
What?
No.
Uh...one more chance.
Ahh...obviously.
Rabbi Max kantor, cooksdale, Oklahoma.
Roberta Roberts.
Gee, that's funny.
You don't look it.
I'm yeoman purser burl Smith at your service.
And if you're traveling alone, how 'bout dinner tonight?
Thank you, but sometime later.
Okay.
I want you to know though that you're turning down a big shot.
Not that many girls get to dine with practically an admiral,
or practically a lieutenant.
Excuse me.
Hey, nice, huh?
Hey, moe?
What?
Do boats like this ever sink?
Only once, baby, only once.
Moe, you gotta stop being so funny.
I think he just did.
Oh, you're a real dreamboat, doll.
Good sense of humor, too.
Yeah.
What's your name?
Julie McCoy, cruise director.
And you're the prices.
The prices, right.
You get it?
'The price is right'?
That's my best joke.
Oh?
Aren't you glad you asked?
Hm-hmm...
Jordan.
Jordan, Nathaniel.
They call me Nate.
Well, beats calling you Fred.
That's a, a little joke.
I'm sorry.
I guess my mind wandered.
Well, I hope it wandered down to fiesta deck.
It's through those doors, down the stairs.
Thank you.
Mrs. Jordan traveling with you?
Uh...I'm no longer married.
I, I mean...
I'm a widower.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Now there's someone I'd like to say 'welcome aboard' to.
I see what you mean.
Wait a minute.
I think I know her.
Jocelyn?
Jocelyn hyett?
Merrill.
Merrill stubing.
Merrill stubing?!
Well, it's captain merrill stubing.
And I'd like to have you meet our ship's doctor, Adam bricker.
Jocelyn hyett.
How do you do?
How are you?
Well, it was hyett, but now it's Matthews.
Right.
So, how is mighty Mike Matthews?
Better ask the new mrs.Mighty Mike Matthews.
Oh...I'm sorry.
I'm not.
Merrill, I still can't believe it's you.
Well, it's been a long time since high school.
You're still the most beautiful cheerleader on the team.
Jocelyn, you haven't changed a bit.
Thank you.
Merrill, you've changed.
It's probably the uniform.
I mean, in these clothes, would you believe I'm a doctor?
Well, you're certainly not a fashion designer.
No, it's not the uniform, merrill, it's...
Well, whatever happened to stringbean stubing, the pride of the track team?
Well, a man broadens a little as he reaches his prime.
Oh, don't get me wrong.
I think you look great.
You should see some of the other guys from the old days.
Last year I bumped into Randy denova.
'Shoulders.'
denova with the blond wavy hair?
'Stoop shoulders' denova and bald as a billiard ball.
Excuse, excuse me.
I I've got some ship's business to attend to.
And I ought to get checked in.
Nice meeting you, doc.
Pleasure.
See you later, merrill.
Right.
Well, look on the bright side.
At least she didn't call you 'stoop shoulders stubing'.
Mr and Mrs. Foster.
Promenade deck, three-forty-eight.
That's up the stairs and through the door.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Ray, be careful of my make-up kit.
This is your make-up kit?
I would've thought for sure this was your make-up kit.
Don't strain yourself.
This is supposed to be a romantic trip.
I don't wanna hear any excuses about a bad back.
I could be in traction and still be romantic enough for you.
Love, thy magic spell is everywhere.
Oh.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's all right.
I like orange juice.
Who saw you off?
Anita Bryant?
Bill Wainwright.
In case you wanna press charges.
Jill Williams.
And I'll speak to my lawyer about it.
Here, let me give you a hand.
Oh, thank you.
Well, I'll be...
Jill...
What?
Oh.
Oh, nothing.
You know, honey, this might be a very romantic cruise...After all.
Talking.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Oh...!
Oh!
I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
Not again.
I bet you didn't recognize me without my oranges.
With six hundred people, what did you think I'd start picking on someone else.
Well, nice bumping into you.
You, too.
Uh, are you...You sitting with anybody?
You wanna join me?
Yeah.
If I spill you can send me to my room.
Hey, honey, great news.
Listen to this.
It's seventeen degrees back home, two feet of snow, and the wind chill factor minus twelve.
You know something?
I'm not a bit homesick.
Oh, you crazy old sun.
Beat down and bronze this beautiful body.
Oh, moe...
Would you like something, sir?
Yeah.
What's that pink drink with the fruit and the uh...
Uh, uh, uh, planter's punch.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
I don't get many calls for that.
I hope I remember how to make one.
Hi.
Can I get you something?
Yeah.
I'd like that drink.
I can't think of the name of it, but it's made with rum and fruit juices and grenadine...
Planter's punch?
That's it.
Okay.
Must be some kind of test.
You are a very good player.
Takes one to know one.
You're just lucky we're only playing for a nickel a point.
Yeah?
Well I think you hustled me.
Hustled?
I'm kidding.
Oh...
Oh, doc...
Captain...
Thanks for coming.
You all right, sir?
You seem a tad overheated.
Yeah, well, I just took a hot tub, take my mind off things.
If you mean things like Jocelyn, I'd suggest a cold shower.
She's stunning, isn't she?
Oh, oh...
Irresistible.
She's mine.
Aye aye, sir.
Well, what, what did you wanna see me about?
Oh...
Uh, it's my body.
I gotta do something about it.
Well, sir, speaking as a medical man, we'd appreciate it if you didn't leave it to science.
Now look, doc, if I'm gonna stand a chance with Jocelyn, I gotta get back into shape.
And fast.
Now what should I do?
Fast.
Yes, really fast.
That's what I said.
'Fast'.
Huh?
A fast.
Oh...
A fast is fast.
That's it, that's it.
I won't eat anything for the rest of this cruise.
Not a bite.
Uh, captain, as your physician, I can hardly recommend that.
It's not the healthiest way to lose weight.
Then I'll hold you responsible.
If I get sick, you're in trouble.
Hiya, captain.
It's tea time.
Thanks, Isaac.
And I brought your favorite, jelly doughnuts.
Carry on.
Doc?
Well, I don't mind if I do.
You know it's almost four o'clock?
You've been in that pool all afternoon.
My son's on the swimming team.
He helps keep me in shape.
Well he's doing a wonderful job.
Yeah...
Hey, you better be careful.
You're getting too much sun.
Does this hurt?
Uh-uh.
But you can keep trying.
Oh...
May I help you, sir?
No.
Just casing the joint.
Hey, that gal over there.
Do you happen to know if she's traveling with that fellow?
I don't think so.
I think she just met him here.
Hmm...
That's good, that's good...
How 'bout some dinner?
I'd love to.
Hey, great.
And maybe tonight we can find something I do better than you do.
I'm sorry, that's not what I mean.
I mean, what I meant to say is, I bet you tonight I eat more than you do.
That's another bet you're gonna lose.
Good evening, everybody.
Merrill.
I'm delighted you're all here.
And doubly delighted you're here.
Mister Smith, you in need of some cough medicine or are you about to make a speech?
Your hat, sir.
What's wrong with it?
You're wearing it.
I know.
It's a chilly night out.
But not in.
Excuse me.
Thank you, Smith.
Thanks a lot.
Merrill, you're...
I know.
Just like Randy denova.
Bald as a billiard ball.
I'm sorry.
I have a genius for saying the wrong thing.
Believe me, on you it looks good.
That's the trouble.
It's not on me, it's off me.
No, no, I mean it.
You know there are a lot of famous people that don't have any hair.
Yul brynner, telly savalas, humpty dumpty.
Like I said, a genius for saying the wrong thing.
Another speech, mister Smith?
Your pate, sir.
Everybody's waiting for you to start.
Oh, excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Don't wait for me.
Merrill, aren't you going to eat your pate?
No.
I had a big lunch.
Oh.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Unexpected pleasure.
Well, dottie here just came off that banana and coconut diet.
You see, it didn't take off any weight, but boy, can she climb trees.
Moe, that's awful.
That's just awful.
Isn't that awful?
Just awful.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
I mean, that, that's a funny story.
Yeah, so how come you're laughing so loud?
Afraid of disturbing the peace or something?
Excuse me.
I think this is my seat.
I like the one you came in with.
I thought it was cuter.
How do you do?
I'm Nate Jordan.
And...I'm sorry.
Well, we're not.
We're the prices.
Yeah.
I'm dottie, and that's moe.
How do you do.
I'm Roberta.
Roberta Roberts.
Did we tell you we're in the ice business?
We're in the ice business.
You know how it is in the ice business.
Busy?
No.
Cold.
Boy, I tell you, the things that happen in the ice business.
Somebody should write a TV story about it.
What, what do you two do?
Well, I'm a stockbroker.
I'm an economist.
Yeah, it's all right, but it's not the ice business.
Put your eyes back in your head, darling.
You've been staring at that girl all night.
I can't help it.
She reminds me so much of you, my dearest.
Sweetheart, the only thing she and I have in common is pierced ears.
Mister Jordan...
Miss Roberts.
Mind if I join you?
Only if you drop the 'mister' and call me Nate.
And Roberta.
Good evening, folks.
Hey there, Isaac.
What will you have?
I don't know.
How about my house special, a wilt chamberlainesky cocktail.
A what?
What is it?
A large black Russian.
I'm game if you are.
You heard the lady, Isaac.
One large black Russian.
Right.
Hey, come on, you two, shake a leg.
Yeah, come on, get off your duff.
How 'bout a little hustle?
Well, I don't dance much.
Me, neither.
If you two don't mind a few words from a well-meaning stranger, this is suppose to be a fun ship.
So far you two...
Well, come on, we'll show 'em.
Yeah.
Watch us, watch us.
I'm sorry.
I guess I'm not in a very festive mood this evening.
I know how you feel.
Merrill?
Hm-hmm?
Why don't you order a sandwich or something?
You haven't eaten at all.
Yeah, well, I, I'm not hungry.
I...i think I'm falling in love.
Merrill...
You look beautiful.
And I don't know how you manage to keep up your incredible figure.
Thank you.
I jog every morning.
You do?
Hm-hmm.
So do I.
Why don't we do it together?
Yeah, well I don't know if I could keep up with you.
I only run three miles.
Oh...
Is that all?
Yes.
When I get tired, I'll quit and you can keep jogging.
I haven't danced that much in years.
I haven't danced that much my whole life.
I thought that you confirmed bachelors were always out having a good time.
No, not this one.
I've been out chasing the American dream.
Money.
You know, strange, now that I have money I think it cost me dearly in other ways.
Well it's never too late to change.
You really believe that?
I have to.
Here we are.
Goodnight, bill.
Goodnight.
You know, I wish we could have a lifetime of todays.
No one's ever said anything nicer to me than that.
Goodnight.
Uh, breakfast?
Yeah.
Hey, that was a great orchestra, wasn't it, Myrna?
Yeah, terrific.
Boy, I still got it.
They didn't call me the gene Kelly of DeWitt Clinton high for nothing.
You know, a great idea this trip.
Couples gotta get away once in a while to kind of rekindle the old fire,
you know, get those juices flowing again.
Nice going, Myrna.
What'd I do?
You just took all those juices and dumped them right in the ocean.
Will you look at yourself?
Why don't you go all the way?
Why don't you put on a parka and some mukluks?
I want to apologize for not being the most exciting girl on board.
Oh, you don't have to apologize.
Some friends of mine gave me this trip as a present.
I didn't wanna come.
I've had a pretty awful year.
Correction: A really awful year.
Well, there seems to be an epidemic of that lately.
They thought it would be great for me to get away and have fun.
So, here I am, having fun.
Yeah, well it's not, not easy 'having fun', is it?
No.
No, not lately.
I've never traveled alone.
I've been married for as long as I can remember.
Oh.
Wife problems?
No.
No, not, not that way.
She died.
I'm sorry.
They say life goes on.
Yeah, that's what they say.
Sometimes I wish it didn't.
Oh, come on.
One wet blanket on board's enough.
No, you don't understand.
I also lost somebody.
'Lost'.
What a silly word.
It makes it sound like you could find them again.
It took me all my life to find Bob.
I can hardly say that name without...
I know.
And then 'the government of the United States regrets to inform you.
He was a lieutenant in the air force on a training flight.
I'm, I'm sorry.
So am I.
We were gonna be married and...
Oh, hell.
Well maybe it's, maybe it's helping us both to talk about it.
You really think so?
Neither do I.
And now that I've thoroughly depressed both of us,
I think I'll say goodnight.
No.
You're not gonna get credit for all the depression.
Goodnight, Roberta.
Goodnight, Nate.
Big deal.
So I'm wearing a flannel nightgown.
I wear it because I get cold.
Yeah, and because you wear it, I get cold.
Well, for your information, you know who else wears a flannel nightgown?
No.who?
Racquel Welch.
Right.
I always get you two mixed up.
Where are you going?
I'm gonna get a drink.
The bars are closed by now.
Swell.
I'll be first on line for tomorrow.
Just a second.
Oh, hi there.
Ray.
What are you doing here?
I'm here with my wife.
Oh.
That's nice.
Gee, this couldn't have worked out better if I planned it.
How 'bout you?
Business trip or pleasure?
Although your business is my pleasure.
Would you mind leaving, ray?
Come on, we're old friends.
I've given up the business.
Oh yeah?
How 'bout that guy I saw you all afternoon with?
What is he, some long-lost cousin?
He, he's just a nice guy.
Well, I'm a nice guy, too.
Only I'm a nice guy with a hundred dollar bill.
Goodbye, ray.
Oh, come on, kid.
You play your cards right you'll have enough money to pay off this trip for the whole cruise.
The answer is no.
Now just get out!
You wouldn't want that nice guy to find out what you do for a living, would you?
I told you, I am through with that now.
Just get out!
Are you kidding?
You'll never change.
Well, only one more lap.
Merrill?
Merrill, where are you?
Who is that?
I don't know.
But it reminds me of that baby whale I saw at marineland last year.
You mean the captain disappeared while you were jogging?
Yeah.
I've heard of playing hard to get, but never hard to find.
I feel sorry about this morning.
I had to rush up to the bridge.
It was urgent.
I'll forgive you this time, merrill.
Come join us.
We're off to breakfast.
Breakfast?
You bet.
I can just taste a cheese omelet, blueberry muffins,
hash brown potatoes, maybe some orange marmalade.
What are you gonna have?
Nothing, nothing.
Nothing?
Well, just a small stack of wheat cakes and maybe a little butter.
No, just a cup of black coffee.
Merrill?
Oh, nothing.
No.
You run along without me.
I've gotta prepare for this afternoon's crew meeting.
See you later.
If I can find you.
Hey, look what we found drifting by, nat.
It's Nate.
Good morning.
Can you imagine Bobbi here wasn't gonna have any breakfast.
Yeah.
We practically had to drag her out of her cabin.
Breakfast?
Roberta, have you forgotten about our shuffleboard game?
No...
I mean, yes.
I had forgotten.
I had forgotten until this second.
And we're due there right now.
We're gonna lose our turn.
At eight-forty-eight in the morning?
Exactly.
See, they book teams at forty-eight minute intervals.
I'm sorry, moe, dottie.
I've gotta run.
If we don't get there on time, the other teams get backed up and have only forty-six minutes to play.
Swedish rules.
Swedish rules?
Oh, yeah.
That's the way they, they play those tournaments.
Thanks for saving my day.
Well you looked like you needed a little bailing out.
I'm afraid I don't play shuffleboard.
Well, neither do I.
Oh, well, I guess I'll, I'll go and get another book.
Agatha christie?
Yeah, yeah.
You read her, too?
Hm-hmm.
"Passagener to Frankfort".
If you want it, it's yours.
Oh, thanks.
I'll return it when i'm finished.
Sure.
Well, have a nice day.
You, too.
Myrna?
You've gotta put on your flannel bathing suit.
Boy, that pool is sensational.
Hey, Myrna, what are you doing?
The purser found a vacant cabin.
I'm moving.
Well, what's wrong with this cabin?
You're in it.
Oh, come on, seriously.
Seriously.
Oh, Myrna, don't be silly.
No, ray, no.
I'm sick of the bickering, the arguing, the fighting.
Two minutes after we're in a room, you could suffocate from the hostility.
Well, we haven't died from it.
No.
We're not really living either.
Well look, what's this all about?
I don't believe you.
Our marriage is nothing but a vacuum.
You don't need me...Except maybe for someone to put down.
You take me for granted.
Good old Myrna's always there to cook or clean or warm your bed on a cold winter's night.
Come on, Myrna, let's go have a drink, huh?
You're not yourself.
This is myself.
No, no, you're not acting like my Myrna.
'Cause I'm not your Myrna.
I'm my Myrna.
And until you realize that, our marriage isn't worth...Spit.
Well, what do you want, Myrna, what do you want?
A divorce, ray.
A divorce?
Yes.
That's what I want.
A divorce?
You must be crazy.
Oh, no.
No, I'm not.
Okay, all right.
But, but don't come crawling back to me, 'cause I won't take you.
You'll never change.
Oh...
Slip-shod and lackadaisical.
You're all goofing off.
Now, sir...
You, too, doctor bricker.
Now how many passengers have you treated on this cruise?
None, sir.
I'm happy to report no one's been sick.
That's why you're happy.
It means less work.
And you, mister Washington?
Sir?
Do you know how many maraschino cherries you use each cruise?
Maraschino cherries?
Yes.
Sir?
Hmm?
Can I change my category to "pop music"?
I don't understand why you're so upset?
We've all been working very hard.
You have?
Have you really?
Miss McCoy, you are in charge of games and activities,
yet this morning I saw a dozen passengers sleeping on lounge chairs.
Now don't you wake them up and ask them if they wanna play a game?
Wake them up and ask them if they want...
You should have done that.
Now, you had all better get on the ball,
or the only way you'll get back on this ship is to buy a ticket.
This is my office.
You get out.
Boy, he's flipped out.
I've never seem him like that.
Oh, it's just that he hasn't eaten in over twenty-four hours.
He thinks that if he loses a couple of inches, he'll be able to win back his old high school flame.
Well, before he loses one inch, we could lose four jobs.
Maybe...
Maybe?
Yeah.
Maybe.
'Maybe' we'll all die of old age while we wait for this idea.
I'll need tools; Needle, thread...
I get it.
You're gonna sew us a new captain, right?
Now this is sort of devious, as a matter of fact it's really kind of dirty.
No, it's more downright deceitful.
So far I love it.
Okay,here's what we do.
Go into the captain's cabin.
Somebody's gotta get in there...
Fifteen pounds.
I lost fifteen pounds.
Stringbean stubing, you've come home at last.
Merrill, you're wonderful.
How can anyone be so light on his feet after eating such an enormous dinner.
Enormous?
You had second helpings of everything, and an entire strawberry shortcake for dessert.
Well, when you're a stringbean, you can eat anything you want.
Ahoy, shipmates.
Hi, stringbean.
To our genius.
Here, here, here.
Thank you.
It really was nothing, really.
What other mind could conceive of rigging the captain's scale?
Or letting out his pants.
Well, all too true.
But I think just another hour or two of adoration and then a simple monument.
"The way we were."
That was my wife's favorite song.
Favorite movie, too.
I...i think I need some fresh air.
Me, too.
Mind if I come along?
Of course not.
Oh, bill, this has been wonderful.
Even better than that.
We...we have to talk.
We will...Later.
Your wife must have been a wonderful woman for you to have loved her so much.
Jessie...
Yeah, she was...She's one in a lifetime.
But somewhere there's someone who needs all that love you still have to give.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.
Oh, that's okay.
What about you?
I mean, you were never even married.
You got a whole life to live yet.
So beautiful at night.
The sea, the moon, the music...
Everything.
I'm really glad you took this cruise.
I, I think it's done you a world of good.
Well, I think you're going to be all right, too.
Would you like to go back and dance?
I think I'll just say goodnight.
Goodnight, Roberta.
I wanna thank you for helping me through a difficult moment.
No.
Thank you.
Goodnight, Nate.
Drink?
Jill?
Oh, I'm sorry.
You've been like this all day.
Is there anything I can do to help?
Just being with me is a big help.
Hi, Jill.
Hello, ray.
Bill, this is ray foster, bill Wainwright.
Hi.
I didn't know Jill had any friends aboard.
Oh, we know each other from business.
We've had quite a few deals together.
Ah-ha, sounds like you go back aways.
Oh, I know this little girl a long, long time.
What business are you in?
Oh, didn't Jill tell you?
No.
Oh...
I'm in real estate and Jill has brought me some prospects.
Turned out to be actual buyers.
Great.
Excuse me.
Mister Wainwright, there's a telephone call for you from los Angeles.
Uh-huh.
I told my secretary not to call me unless it was important.
I guess the coffee machine broke.
Excuse me.
Why didn't you tell him?
I don't know.
Look, I loused up my whole life, why, why should I louse up yours?
My wife, Myrna, walked out on me.
Hey, I'm sorry, ray.
Yeah, me, too.
Funny, the last thing she said to me was 'ray, you'll never change'.
And it's funny, that's the last thing I said to you last night.
But she's wrong, ray.
You can change if you want to badly enough.
I do.
My life depends on it.
Yeah, I think mine does, too.
You know me, I'm the world's biggest talker,
but when it comes right down to it, Myrna's my whole life.
Then tell her, ray.
Don't wait till it's too late.
Do you know something?
You are one hell of a lady.
And I do mean 'lady'.
Good luck, ray.
Thanks.
May I?
You know, it's funny.
I'm, I'm nervous dancing with my own wife.
Ray...
You, you know when, when we get back home I could take an extra day off
and I could clean out that downstairs closet, the one
I've always been promising to.
Ray...
Or, or we could paste those snapshots in the album.
You know the ones I, I never got around to.
Oh, ray...
Oh, oh look, Myrna, I, I, I know you want out, Myrna.
Look, I've made a lot of mistakes, but if I lose you,
it'll be the biggest mistake of my life.
Oh, ray, I love you.
Where's your friend?
Dancing with his wife.
Uh-huh.
Is everything all right?
Yeah, this important deal I was working on.
It came through.
Hey, that's wonderful.
Yeah, I guess.
Somehow it doesn't seem very important now.
The only deal I'm interested in is you.
Bill, listen to me.
I wanna tell you something about myself.
About my past.
I'm not interested in anything that happened before this cruise.
All I'm interested in is us.
And the time 'us' met.
This isn't the most romantic place to tell you, but.
I love you.
Oh, you just made it the most romantic place.
Gimme a fee!
Fee!
Gimme a foe!
Foe!
Both:Gimme a fee, foe, fie!
'Cause that's our battle cry.
The fee foe fighting team.
Of fielding high!
Yeah team!
Oh, Jocelyn, I...I haven't felt like this in a long time.
Me, neither.
Jocelyn...
Merrill stubing, are you making a pass at me after all these years?
Call me stringbean.
Jocelyn,
I loved you when we were kids.
Oh, you had a boyhood crush on me.
It's the sweetest thing in the world but today it's still just a crush.
How can you be so sure?
Because back in high school.
I had a crush on you.
You did?
You were so shy, I just thought you weren't interested in me.
Funny...I've still got that crush, too.
Oh...well...we're not kids anymore.
Maybe that crush can turn into reality.
No, it isn't reality.
It's a fantasy.
A novel.
'The captain and the cheerleader'.
Does it have a happy ending?
I think so.
Even if we can't share our realities forever,
we can still share our fantasy tonight.
Jocey...
Oh...
Moe!
Dottie!
Two of my favorite friends.
Yeah.
But remember a friend in need is a pest.
Gee, I hope we didn't bother you too much.
I mean, we like to have a lot of fun, and so we like to see everybody else have a lot of fun.
But you didn't bother me.
You're wonderful and I'll never forget you.
Gee, I hope not.
And if you ever find yourself in hot water, take a bath.
Funny, funny...
Yeah, you like it?
Bye-bye sweetheart.
Bye-bye
thank you for the most terrific vacation I've ever had.
Oh, well gee, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.
You haven't seen mister Jordan, have you?
Uh, no.
Sorry.
Have you tried his cabin?
I called but there was no answer.
Well, maybe he's still at breakfast.
I just came from there.
Well, it doesn't matter.
I mean, you know, it, it's not important.
Thanks again.
You bet.
Bye.
Bye, bye.
Bye.
Well, I hope you enjoyed your cruise.
We did.
We...we definitely did.
Here, Julie, I hope this brings you as much luck as it did me.
Oh, well, thanks.
Bye-bye.
Hi, Julie, gopher.
Listen, you know I'll never forget this trip.
I wanna thank you.
Well it was our pleasure.
Please sail with us again.
In fact, are you busy next week?
Listen, I stopped by miss Roberts' cabin but she wasn't there.
She's left the ship, sir.
Oh.
If there's a message you'd like to get to her, I could reach her through a travel agent.
Yes...no.
It wasn't really important.
I, I just wanted to say goodbye.
Well, thanks for everything.
Bye, bye.
Hello.
Would you like to share...?
I'd like that very much...Very much.
You're sure you won't change your mind about us?
I'll never change my mind about us.
It was a beautiful 'us'.
But now it's back to 'you' and 'me'.
Good-bye, captain.
Good-bye, cheerleader.
(Exchange farewells) Thank you.
Bye, bye.
(Exchange farewells) I don't believe it.
I just put all that weight back on after one meal?