1 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,311 The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in. 2 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,271 Film at 11:00. 3 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:08,650 At Argon, we know that a country which depends on oil 4 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:10,736 can't afford to run short, 5 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,614 but conventional drilling is not always possible. 6 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,743 Now, new ways must be found to produce crude oil. 7 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,954 Here at our multibillion dollar refinery in Fairbanks, 8 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:24,166 we're extracting over 2.5 billion barrels 9 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,043 of crude oil every day, 10 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,003 from teenagers' faces. 11 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,881 Crude oil can be shipped via mammoth supertankers 12 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:34,009 in order to better utilize our country's vast supplies 13 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:37,346 of yet untapped natural resources. 14 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,056 And here in Milan, Italy, 15 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:42,810 an affiliate of Argon has developed a way to reclaim oil 16 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,395 from the discarded combs of local residents-- 17 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:47,898 enough to fill an 1,100 ft. tanker 18 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:51,443 and save 60,000 gallons of valuable energy. 19 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:52,945 Back in the United States, 20 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:57,074 we've developed a way to filter the oil from carry-out food-- 21 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:01,537 an amount sufficient to supply the entire city of Oakland, California. 22 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,414 And for the future, the promise of capturing 23 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:07,960 over forty trillion cubic feet of natural gas 24 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:09,920 has brought us to Beaumont, Texas, 25 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,589 and this unique recycling method. 26 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:16,135 At Argon, we're working to keep your money. 27 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,607 Good morning. Welcome to A.M. Today. 28 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,068 - I'm Barbara Duncan. - I'm Frank Bowman. 29 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:35,279 In our next segment, we'll see why schoolchildren 30 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:36,947 are learning faster in Louisiana. 31 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,074 Why trains are running slower in Vermont. 32 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,326 We'll meet an adorable, furry Australian friend. 33 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:44,288 And we'll take an up-close look at the nation's newest safety craze: 34 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,123 Smoke detector alarms. 35 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,292 But first, New York City teachers are voting 36 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,627 on whether to continue their weeklong strike. 37 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,963 Ron Butler with local affiliate WILO 38 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:56,466 is at the convention center now with a live mini-cam report. 39 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:59,011 Ron, what's the situation there? 40 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:07,060 Ron, are the teachers still voting? 41 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,107 It seems we are having trouble getting that report. 42 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,901 We'll try back later in the program. 43 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,777 In the meantime, this is A.M. Today. 44 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:17,446 It's 18 minutes after the hour, 45 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,364 and time for our daily feature of debate, 46 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:20,949 "Count Pointercount" 47 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,534 Once again, here are John Fitzsimmons 48 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,244 and Sheila Hamilton. 49 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:28,540 Well, Sheila, I guess even you and your liberal cronies 50 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:31,793 have found the light at the end of the Tunnel of Love 51 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:34,546 with our beloved president. 52 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:37,174 The intellectuals have been much agitated, 53 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,010 and now, having gotten the presidency 54 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:44,723 by exploiting the problems they themselves have manufactured, 55 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:49,186 he has done his best to fuel their anxieties about him. 56 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:53,649 Sheila, will you and your pack of bleeding heart liberals 57 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,693 never learn that expanding welfare rolls 58 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,154 only accelerates inflation 59 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:04,076 and inevitably hurt most those they purport to help? 60 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:09,206 Why John, you old stick in the mud. 61 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:13,710 I've been listening to that horse shit of yours for months, 62 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:17,339 and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass. 63 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:22,261 And for good measure, sit on this, John. 64 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:26,390 We understand that the teachers have completed their balloting 65 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,392 and a decision is forthcoming. 66 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:32,187 Ron Butler, do you want to hazard a guess as to the outcome of that vote? 67 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:40,904 It's 19 minutes after the hour, and now it's time for our daily feature, 68 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:42,739 the astrological report. 69 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:45,075 A quick reminder: these reports are not intended 70 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:48,412 to foster a belief in astrology, but merely to support people 71 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:52,082 who cannot take responsibility for their own lives. Joyce. 72 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,584 If you're a Libra and have been hesitant 73 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,628 about making that big purchase, 74 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,839 hold off for another couple of days. 75 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,883 Don't forget, your Moon is in Sagittarius-- 76 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:04,344 not the time for reckless spending. 77 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:07,764 You Virgos can expect an untimely death 78 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:10,100 or perhaps a tragic dismemberment 79 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,269 for someone very close to you. 80 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,897 Pisces: It's a good time to pull the plug on that machine 81 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:19,276 that's been keeping your daughter alive for the past six months. 82 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,987 If you're Taurus, see your florist. 83 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:26,658 And if you're Gemini like me, you can expect the unexpected. 84 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:29,578 I'm Joyce Wilson, your astro... 85 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,458 Thank you, Joyce. With us today, Judy Morton 86 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,960 from the San Diego Wild Animal Preserve. 87 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,129 Judy's been a guest on the show many times in the past. 88 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,131 it's always been an absolutely delightful segment. 89 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,549 - Welcome, Judy. - Hello. 90 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:43,800 And what have you got for us today? 91 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:46,136 Well, today I brought an Australian gerbil. 92 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,555 It's one of the few that we've been able to raise in captivity. 93 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,390 He's tame, isn't he? He won't bite? 94 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,184 Oh, no, he's real friendly. 95 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,644 They're very loveable. His name is Oscar. 96 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:57,606 Oh. Hello, Oscar. Hello, Oscar. 97 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,316 I'd like to get one of those for my kids. 98 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,318 They would make great pets 99 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,487 except that they really do need a wild surrounding. 100 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,530 - Well... Oscar? - Yes. 101 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:07,741 Is absolutely irresistible. 102 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,118 Now, I understand, Judy, that you've got another surprise for us. 103 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:11,870 Yes, that's right, Frank. 104 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,997 Now, this next fellow may not be small, 105 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,916 but he certainly is cute. 106 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,501 At least I think so. 107 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:18,877 He's backstage right now. I have to go get him. 108 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,295 Okay, go ahead and do that. 109 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,340 You know, this is always one of my favorite segments of the show 110 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:27,677 because I never know quite what they're going to be bringing out here. 111 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:29,471 Look what they are bringing out here! 112 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,431 - Hello there! - This is Dino. 113 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:35,352 My gosh, he is huge! 114 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:38,688 Don't let Dino's looks fool you. He's really gentle as a lamb, 115 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:41,191 as a result of being raised in captivity. 116 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,360 That's why we're able to bring him out here. 117 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:44,861 Is this a rare animal? 118 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:46,196 Yes it is, Frank. 119 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,573 As a matter of fact we're having trouble mating him. 120 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:51,368 You're having trouble finding a female for Dino? 121 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,538 Not really, we have matched Dino up with several likely candidates, 122 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,373 on a number of occasions. 123 00:06:56,666 --> 00:07:00,710 The trouble is that all efforts at reproduction have been unsuccessful. 124 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:02,379 I can hardly believe that. After all, 125 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:05,382 Dino here may-- may not be the handsomest suitor I've ever seen, 126 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:08,218 but certainly a big gorilla like this... 127 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,388 Well, we're not really sure yet what the trouble is with Dino. 128 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,724 Uh, it could just be shyness, a natural reluctance, 129 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:16,643 or even what we would call impotence. 130 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:17,853 Impotent? 131 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:30,240 Okay, it's now 24 after the hour, 132 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:34,035 and time for a review of the morning's top story, with Tom Leclair. 133 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:35,954 Thank you, Barbara. 134 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:39,916 Today's top story concerns a meeting of OPEC ministers in Tehran yesterday. 135 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:41,918 An anticipated 10% price hike 136 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:44,337 across the board on petroleum products-- 137 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,760 We've finally gotten through to Ron Butler at the convention center, 138 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:53,263 and I'm told that our audio hookup is now operating. 139 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,681 Go ahead, Ron. 140 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,267 The balloting here has now lasted almost three hours. 141 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,436 As soon as the absentee ballots have been tallied, 142 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:00,687 we should have the result. 143 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,524 Ron, is there any hint at all about a possible outcome? 144 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:07,777 Well, I thought all along the teachers would like to return to work, 145 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:11,656 but, um, being a Gemini, I just never know what to expect. 146 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:04,501 More offensive than Mandingo! 147 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:09,172 More shocking than Behind the Green Door! 148 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:13,009 More erotic than Deep Throat! 149 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:17,764 You will cream in your jeans when you see: 150 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:29,401 ...recreating her classic roll. 151 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:33,363 And introducing Susan Joyce and Nancy Reems. 152 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,740 Susan, this is Nancy. 153 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,285 Nancy, this is Susan. 154 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:43,248 The screen has never dared to be so explicit! 155 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,292 Show me your nuts. 156 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,138 Mrs. Burke! I thought you were Dale! 157 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:03,435 You know, people often mistake me for my teenage daughter, Dale. 158 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:13,236 Never before has the beauty of the sexual act 159 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:15,447 been so crassly exploited! 160 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:21,661 The bizarre story of what happens when high school girls 161 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,623 are allowed to stay out after curfew. 162 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:29,377 Finally an adult motion picture has the courage to reveal 163 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,463 the truth about masturbation. 164 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,351 You must see... 165 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,492 How much is a ticket? 166 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,160 Three dollars. 167 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,337 Thank you. 168 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,556 You are aware, this motion picture is shown in "Feel-Around"? 169 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:24,766 Yes. 170 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,359 Can I help you? 171 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,861 Yeah, I'd like some popcorn, please. 172 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,535 One dollar. 173 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,415 Thank you. 174 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,796 Come in. I'm in the den. 175 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,089 Guess who. 176 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,633 Zsa Zsa Gabor. 177 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:44,596 Oh, Donald, you're always kidding. 178 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,766 I see you've started smoking again. 179 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,728 I'm on another diet. 180 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,104 Oh. 181 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,401 And you didn't even notice my perfume. 182 00:12:58,694 --> 00:12:59,944 Smell. 183 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,575 Very nice. 184 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,619 May I mix you a drink? 185 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:11,831 I propose a toast, to you and me and the future. 186 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,088 Oh, darling, I'm so sorry. 187 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,674 Let me get you a towel or something. 188 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,140 Hey, Carol! Watch where you swing that cigarette. 189 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,939 Here, let me put this Band-Aid on your arm. 190 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,399 Oh, my poor baby. 191 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:43,279 I love to run my hands through your hair. 192 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:50,495 And those big, strong, broad shoulders! 193 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:55,458 And that curly hair on your chest! 194 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:56,668 It's...! 195 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,879 You're the only one, Carol. 196 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,675 - Oh, Carol! Oh! - Donald! 197 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,345 Oh, Donald! 198 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,639 Donald? 199 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,015 Donald! 200 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,810 What's this? 201 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,145 Is this lipstick on your collar? 202 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,314 Let me see! 203 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:21,067 It is lipstick on your collar! 204 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,735 You cheat, you... 205 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,364 I could kill you! 206 00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:31,327 I could tear every hair out of your insensitive head! 207 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,372 Carol, put down that knife! 208 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,750 All right, Donald. 209 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,753 Tell me you love me or I'll slit your throat. 210 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:44,549 I wouldn't tell you that in a million years. 211 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,013 So you want to see your own blood, is that it, Donald? 212 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:54,726 You can't scare me that easy. I'm not afraid of spilling my own blood. 213 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:59,939 I-I can't do it. 214 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,276 Oh, I can't do it. 215 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,031 Donald, forgive me, hmm? 216 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,034 I know you wouldn't do it, Carol. 217 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,704 That's why I want you to marry me. 218 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,040 Oh, Donald! 219 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,000 Oh, Carol! 220 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:29,052 Ladies and gentlemen, the Rialto "Feel-o-rama" invites you to stay 221 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,555 for our next feature-length motion picture presentation, 222 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,850 Deep Throat, which will begin shortly. 223 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:47,028 It's hard to believe you went to bed with a headache, 224 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:50,365 when you wake up feeling so wonderful in the morning. 225 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,825 Say thanks to Nytex PM, 226 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,828 the pain reliever that works while you sleep. 227 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,747 Nytex relaxes you, 228 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,125 relieves pain from tension and minor discomfort, 229 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,212 so you wake up feeling so wonderful, 230 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:07,590 refreshed and ready to begin a new day. 231 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,093 It's hard to believe you went to bed with a headache 232 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,638 when you wake up feeling so wonderful in the morning. 233 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:17,475 That's Nytex PM. It's hard to believe. 234 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:28,903 Hello. Welcome to High Adventure. 235 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,863 I'm Paul Burmaster. 236 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:34,450 With us today is the famed adventurer and explorer 237 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,119 Claude Lamont. 238 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,621 Claude, it's such a pleasure to have you with us. 239 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,289 It's a great pleasure to be here. 240 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:43,126 You know, t's such a thrill to have someone with us 241 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,128 who lives such great adventures. 242 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,964 Yes, well, I live the unknown, 243 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,800 I love the unknown, I am the unknown. 244 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,636 Claude, where are you living now? 245 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,222 That is unknown. I don't know. 246 00:16:56,515 --> 00:17:00,643 Claude, let me ask you about the film we're going to see today. 247 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:04,355 Now, I understand there was great danger involved. 248 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,192 Yes, there were a great many dangers involved. 249 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:12,488 But perhaps the most dangerous was the poisonous fish. 250 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,824 - Poisonous fish? - Poisonous fish. 251 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,326 - Poisonous fish. - Continue, it is your show. 252 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,037 No, you're my guest. 253 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,917 The poisonous fish will kill you faster than a bullet. 254 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,879 Where, uh... in what ocean do we find these fish? 255 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,048 The Atlantic and the Pacific. 256 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,301 I see. And, uh, what sizes are they? 257 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,678 Some are very large, others are very small. 258 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,681 Well, that's very interesting. 259 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,100 Tell us, Claude, 260 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,189 how many men do you take with you on these voyages? 261 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:52,070 Sometimes, we will take as many as 45 or 50 men on a single voyage. 262 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,113 - That many? - Yes, that many. 263 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:58,076 And you can just imagine the food problems we have. 264 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:01,370 Oftentimes, we must take enough food for three, 265 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,456 maybe four months at a time. 266 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,875 The important thing is to eat well 267 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,377 and to eat on a regular basis. 268 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,799 For if you don't eat well balanced meals at sea, 269 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,426 several things can happen. 270 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,607 By the way, many of you may not know this, 271 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,442 but Claude Lamont has done many 272 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,945 humanitarian deeds over the past several years. 273 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,905 He is a teacher of scuba diving 274 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,408 and is involved with several charities. 275 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:43,621 Claude, you've done extensive work with the great white shark. 276 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:47,750 Have you verified this idea of distinct territories? 277 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:52,630 Oh, not only has this idea been substantiated, 278 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:56,968 we also have evidence to show that few or no sharks 279 00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,429 will change territories. 280 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:05,143 My guest for tonight has been famed explorer Claude Lamont. 281 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,271 This is Paul Burmaster, thanking you for joining us on 282 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,898 High Adventure. 283 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,827 Moscow in flames. Missiles headed toward New York. 284 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,537 Film at 11:00. 285 00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:28,833 Actor/director Bill Bixby. 286 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:33,963 I know that people must feel their best to do their best. 287 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:38,676 So when I'm on the set and have headache pain, 288 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,469 I take Sanhedrin. 289 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,681 Now, here at the world's leading headache clinic, 290 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:47,476 tests have proven Sanhedrin's modern formula 291 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,813 provides fast, effective relief from pain of 292 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:55,193 headache, cold, or minor arthritic discomfort. 293 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,653 It's safe and effective. 294 00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:01,282 So the next time you have a cold, do what Bill Bixby does. 295 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:05,203 Take Sanhedrin, the extra-strength pain reliever. 296 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,755 I remember the day the girls came over for bridge club. 297 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:19,217 I was so embarrassed because of lingering odors. 298 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,602 Fish for dinner last night? 299 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,859 Harvey's still smoking those cigars? 300 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,741 Christ! Did a cow shit in here? 301 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,963 You know, that was a delicious dinner. 302 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,340 Well, I do my best. 303 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:41,257 Welcome to The Wonderful World of Sex, 304 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,092 where together we will achieve 305 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:47,096 a new and exciting level of sexual fulfillment. 306 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,931 After dimming the lights, 307 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,101 give your partner a reassuring smile 308 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,228 and a gentle kiss. 309 00:21:57,899 --> 00:22:02,153 Then, move to opposite areas of the bedroom to disrobe. 310 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,994 The revelation of erogenous Zones 311 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:13,831 is an enticing prelude to sexual foreplay 312 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,584 Become aware of your own body 313 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:21,047 as it readies itself for the ultimate sensual awareness. 314 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:27,386 It is now time to approach your love partner, 315 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,473 placing both hands round her waist. 316 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,309 Tenderly embracing the hips... 317 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:37,313 moving smoothly up the torso, 318 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,649 slowly massaging the erotic areas, 319 00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:43,152 and gently exploring the curves 320 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,488 of the upper body. 321 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,824 There. Wasn't that nice? 322 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:52,578 Now you are ready to approach the conjugal bed, 323 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,998 relaxing as you fill your senses, 324 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:59,168 in your world of awareness. 325 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,755 At this time, the male may whisper to the female, 326 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,758 (A) I love you, 327 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,636 (B) I need you, 328 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,972 or (C) I want you. 329 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,182 "B." 330 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:17,019 The female may respond by repeating, "I want you now." 331 00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:18,521 I want you now. 332 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,565 - "I want you now." - I want you now. 333 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,818 "Recuerdos a todos." 334 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,820 Recuerdos a todos. 335 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:34,662 It is now time to insert the birth control device. 336 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,840 And we're back. 337 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:35,598 We are now ready to heighten our foreplay to petting. 338 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:39,268 The male may fondle her back and arms. 339 00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:42,313 The female, if she is so inclined, 340 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:44,648 may latch on to his honker. 341 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,903 Now he may kiss her gently on the face and neck, 342 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,614 seeking out the erogenous Zones. 343 00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:58,954 The kissing should be increasingly passionate, 344 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:03,167 with both partners working into a sexual frenzy. 345 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:10,633 One of the most frequent problems encountered during the sexual act 346 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,677 is that of premature ejaculation. 347 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:18,891 Should premature ejaculation occur, 348 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,644 The Joy of Sex album comes equipped with... 349 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,063 Big Jim Slade! 350 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:30,152 Big Jim, tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, 351 00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:32,112 is outfitted with various whips, chains, 352 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:34,573 and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off. 353 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,825 Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, 354 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,745 and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln! 355 00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:06,564 Three days ago, 356 00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:09,650 Russian intelligence sent up this photograph, 357 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:13,487 clearly at least a thirty- megaton nuclear blast. 358 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,700 First reports from CIA linked it with the Red Chinese. 359 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:23,622 However, Radio Peking subsequently denied the allegation. 360 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:27,126 These are the Hartz mountains of Asia, 361 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:31,797 a terrain so rugged, so treacherous, no country will claim it. 362 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,132 Worse than Detroit? 363 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,925 I'm afraid so. 364 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:39,430 Here, Dr. Klahn has built his fortress. 365 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:40,764 Klahn? 366 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:42,891 Yes. Klahn has been connected 367 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:46,770 with every sort of nefarious activity, you name it: 368 00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:49,690 Opium, weapons traffic, assassination, 369 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,859 motion picture distribution... 370 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,652 And global extortion. 371 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:56,655 Precisely. Klahn has kidnapped 372 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:59,241 the famous Chinese nuclear physicist 373 00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:01,619 Professor Ada Gronik, 374 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:05,497 and intends to use her knowledge of atomic devices 375 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,876 to create a practical detonator, 376 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,755 with which he will then threaten the world. 377 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:17,134 This is Butkus, Klahn's bodyguard. 378 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:19,470 He is tough and ruthless. 379 00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:23,766 This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur. 380 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,226 He's rough and toothless. 381 00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:29,271 We need someone to find an uncharted mountain, 382 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:31,607 defeat an army of deadly killers, 383 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,234 and come back with Ada Gronik. 384 00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:36,403 I know just the man. 385 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:50,728 I hope you were paying attention. 386 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,569 Kick me. 387 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:08,829 What was that? 388 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,416 This is not a charade. 389 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:16,211 We need total concentration. 390 00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:19,214 Now, once again. 391 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:23,051 This time, with feeling. 392 00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:30,768 Better. 393 00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:44,031 My government is prepared to offer you £50,000 394 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,533 to join Klahn's army as our agent. 395 00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:52,915 I'm afraid you underestimate me, Mr. Pennington. 396 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,834 Your people and mine have a different set of values. 397 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,087 Mr. Loo, you must understand, 398 00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:01,799 the survival of the free world is at stake. 399 00:30:02,091 --> 00:30:04,343 You must understand, Mr. Pennington, 400 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:08,722 geographical boundaries are of no significance to me. 401 00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:12,434 I owe my allegiance to a higher source. 402 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:17,147 But you'll have the chance to kill fifty, maybe sixty people. 403 00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:43,632 Hello. My name is Ming Chow. 404 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:46,343 You are joining a noble leader. 405 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:38,080 Gentlemen, welcome. 406 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,083 We are honored to have you among us. 407 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,418 We are building a fighting force 408 00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:47,255 of extraordinary magnitude. 409 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,174 We forge our spirits 410 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:52,761 in the tradition of our ancestors. 411 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:55,806 You have our gratitude. 412 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:32,676 Now, bring me the prisoners! 413 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:53,196 Now, take him to be tortured! 414 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,705 And as for my American friend, 415 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:04,750 the CIA thinks it can infiltrate 416 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,835 the mountain of Dr. Klahn? 417 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:09,963 You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard! 418 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,551 Take him to Detroit. 419 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:18,096 No! Not Detroit! 420 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,640 No, please! Anything but that! 421 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:26,229 This way, gentlemen. I'll show you to your rooms. 422 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:39,034 Hello, this is Dr. Klahn. I'm not home right now. 423 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:41,953 Leave a message when you hear the beep. 424 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,372 You have our gratitude. 425 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:05,435 Come in. 426 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:13,318 I have come to rescue you. 427 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:15,237 Where do you come from? 428 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:16,655 Pennington, of the... 429 00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:22,744 How was your trip to the mountain, Mr. Loo? 430 00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:26,498 It was a very pleasant journey. 431 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:30,627 You are fortunate. The seas can be very stormy this time of year. 432 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,714 I hope your accommodations are to your liking. 433 00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:39,845 Dr. Klahn has a great sense of hospitality. 434 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:44,641 Have you ever been in a martial arts army like this? 435 00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:48,103 Not for quite some time. 436 00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:51,106 I'm sure you'll find the caliber of men here 437 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,650 among the finest in the world. 438 00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:58,446 We're building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. 439 00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:00,532 You honor our mountain. 440 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:04,661 We forge our spirits in the tradition of our ancestors. 441 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:09,708 The guards will have to be bribed. We'll need money. 442 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,419 We can raise some money. That's no problem. 443 00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:19,676 But it would be wrong! 444 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:08,642 What was that? 445 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,020 This is not a charade. 446 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:15,899 We need total concentration. 447 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,277 Now, try again. 448 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:21,506 I've brought you a present. Take your pick. 449 00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:30,932 If you don't see anything you like... 450 00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:26,154 And if you'll follow me through this hallway, 451 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:28,490 we are now entering the Haybrick wing, 452 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,658 where the opium goes through its final processing 453 00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:34,079 prior to packaging and world wide distribution. 454 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,331 We manufacture enough heroin here 455 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:39,959 to supply fully one-fourth of the world's addicts. 456 00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:44,339 The tanks to your left store our biological chemicals for germ warfare, 457 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:47,801 each with a capacity of4,000 cubic liters. 458 00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:50,428 To my right is the atomic detonator 459 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:54,474 with which the Dr. Klahn intends to threaten the entire world. 460 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:56,768 Are there any questions? 461 00:39:57,686 --> 00:39:59,354 No? Good. Follow me. 462 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,523 We remind you to stay near the white line, 463 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:04,692 and request you refrain from using flash bulbs. 464 00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:55,660 A toy robot! 465 00:41:04,044 --> 00:41:05,587 A toy robot? 466 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,797 Eat lead, sucker! 467 00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:46,896 You have my gratitude. 468 00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:50,900 You are a man of extraordinary magnitude. 469 00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:20,221 Come in. 470 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:45,723 Your technique is only surpassed by your courage, Mr. Loo. 471 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:49,185 A magnificent display of skill. 472 00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:52,522 I am flattered by your curiosity. 473 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:57,360 Evidently, you are anxious to see my operation. 474 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:09,205 And who are they? 475 00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:12,667 Refuse, found in waterfront bars. 476 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:16,212 Shanghaied? 477 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:18,673 Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are, 478 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:20,717 and no longer care. 479 00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:24,512 Where are we? 480 00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:26,723 I don't care. 481 00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:30,184 And these? 482 00:45:30,477 --> 00:45:33,020 These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, 483 00:45:33,313 --> 00:45:35,273 but do care. 484 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:39,861 And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink. 485 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:42,697 Where am I? I don't know where I am! 486 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,157 Yeah. And I don't drink. 487 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:45,533 Guards! 488 00:45:52,499 --> 00:45:54,292 - Do you care? - No. 489 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:57,378 Put this man in cell number one, and give him a drink. 490 00:45:58,505 --> 00:46:00,965 - What do you drink? - I don't care. 491 00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:08,973 Gentlemen. 492 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:12,727 Regretfully, we have discovered among us 493 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,188 am unfriendly Visitor. 494 00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:19,525 Mr. Loo will be punished for his treason. 495 00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:22,862 But that is not important right now. 496 00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:26,574 What is important is that my guards have accepted bribes 497 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:30,244 and failed in their duties. 498 00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:33,748 Now, they must prove themselves worthy 499 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:35,792 to remain among us. 500 00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:39,128 Let us meet our guards. 501 00:46:43,258 --> 00:46:45,426 Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain 502 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,428 and aspires to be a research chemist. 503 00:46:47,721 --> 00:46:50,264 Welcome please, Hung Well! 504 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:56,145 Guard number two is a real skating buff. 505 00:46:56,438 --> 00:46:59,816 A warm welcome for Long Wang! 506 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,446 Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, 507 00:47:05,739 --> 00:47:07,448 as he's a licensed airplane pilot. 508 00:47:07,741 --> 00:47:10,827 Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals! 509 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:19,460 Guard number one, you're out on your first date. 510 00:47:19,753 --> 00:47:23,381 It is too late to see a movie. What do you propose to do? 511 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:24,715 Well... 512 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:28,719 First, we walk along the beach in the moonlight. 513 00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:32,098 Then I'll play love songs on my guitar, 514 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:33,558 and the next morning... 515 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:34,517 Butkus! 516 00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:39,814 Guard number two... 517 00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:45,278 if I were asleep and you were my alarm clock, 518 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,446 how would you wake me up in the morning? 519 00:47:47,739 --> 00:47:50,408 I wouldn't. I'm no ding-a-ling. 520 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:51,325 Butkus! 521 00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:59,458 How about you, number three? The same question. 522 00:47:59,751 --> 00:48:03,504 We're building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. 523 00:48:04,464 --> 00:48:08,009 We forge our spirits in the same tradition as our ancestors. 524 00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:12,513 Dr. Klahn is magnificent leader. He has our gratitude. 525 00:48:12,806 --> 00:48:14,724 Let's all give Dr. Klahn a great big hand! 526 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:18,728 Butkus! 527 00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:35,953 Are you ready for this morning's exercise, Mr. Loo? 528 00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:38,706 Butkus! 529 00:54:17,003 --> 00:54:17,920 No! 530 00:54:18,838 --> 00:54:21,799 No! Not water! 531 00:54:29,849 --> 00:54:32,268 I'm melting! I'm melting! 532 00:54:33,186 --> 00:54:36,063 What a world! What a world! 533 00:54:36,356 --> 00:54:39,775 It was a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude! 534 00:54:43,863 --> 00:54:45,781 Congratulations, Mr. Loo. 535 00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:48,284 Your mission is a complete success. 536 00:54:48,576 --> 00:54:51,412 Since you are responsible for the death of Dr. Klahn, 537 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:56,500 you may assume the rights to the fortress and all its riches. 538 00:54:57,794 --> 00:54:59,920 Thank you, Mr. Pennington. 539 00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:03,507 But all I wanna do right now is to go back home. 540 00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:06,176 Back to Kansas. 541 00:55:06,469 --> 00:55:07,761 But my dear fellow, 542 00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:11,223 you've had the power to go back home all along. 543 00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:12,599 I have? 544 00:55:12,892 --> 00:55:16,770 All you have to do is click your heels together three times 545 00:55:17,063 --> 00:55:20,649 and say, "There's no place like home." 546 00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:44,840 There's no place like home. 547 00:55:48,386 --> 00:55:49,470 Loo... 548 00:55:49,763 --> 00:55:52,639 Wake up! Wake up! 549 00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:56,727 Auntie Em! 550 00:55:58,772 --> 00:55:59,855 Toto! 551 00:56:01,941 --> 00:56:02,983 I'm home at last. 552 00:56:03,276 --> 00:56:05,486 Oh, you must have had a bad dream. 553 00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:08,989 No, I was there. 554 00:56:09,282 --> 00:56:10,616 Where were you? 555 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:14,370 I was on this terrible mountain ruled by the evil Dr. Klahn. 556 00:56:14,662 --> 00:56:16,497 And there were prisoners, and... 557 00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:17,873 Jake was there and... 558 00:56:19,959 --> 00:56:21,919 Slim, and Ben. 559 00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:27,299 Maybe it was just a dream. 560 00:56:27,592 --> 00:56:29,510 And quite a nasty one, young feller! 561 00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:32,554 It was a dream of extraordinary magnitude. 562 00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:37,393 - Sure was real. - I know, dear. 563 00:56:37,685 --> 00:56:40,354 But what have you learned from all of this? 564 00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:42,356 Well... 565 00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:45,234 you can search all over for happiness... 566 00:56:46,319 --> 00:56:50,197 but there's really no need to look any further than your own front door. 567 00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:53,575 There are plenty of things you can do right here in your own community. 568 00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:57,496 You could visit a dairy 569 00:56:57,789 --> 00:57:00,916 and find out how milk is handled and prepared for delivery. 570 00:57:02,001 --> 00:57:05,212 Or plan a series of window displays on home safety. 571 00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:07,381 Or help start a library. 572 00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:09,049 You could discuss with your dentist 573 00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:11,385 what you could do to make your teeth more attractive. 574 00:57:30,947 --> 00:57:34,074 You've just sold your last case of incense 575 00:57:34,367 --> 00:57:36,827 and pestered over sixty pedestrians. 576 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,789 After a grueling day, you finally run out of leaflets. 577 00:57:41,082 --> 00:57:43,584 Now it's Willer time. 578 00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:45,586 Time to kick off your sandals 579 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:48,422 and pop open a Willer: 580 00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:52,718 the best taste in beer since 1892. 581 00:57:53,011 --> 00:57:55,846 When it's time to relax after a tough day, 582 00:57:56,139 --> 00:58:00,684 you owe yourself the best-tasting beer you can find. 583 00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:02,561 It goes down easy. 584 00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:06,899 It's cool, refreshing and far less filling. 585 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,442 - Hare rama. - Hare rama. 586 00:58:08,735 --> 00:58:12,029 You're only reincarnated six or seven times in life, 587 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:15,782 so you've got to reach for all the gusto you can. 588 00:58:19,787 --> 00:58:22,539 Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. 589 00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:24,124 Film at 11:00. 590 00:58:26,127 --> 00:58:29,421 New from Barker Brothers, a game for the entire family: 591 00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:30,631 Scot Free. 592 00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:32,799 Your team has just assassinated the president. 593 00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:35,677 Can you get away "Scot Free"? 594 00:58:35,970 --> 00:58:37,763 Shake the dice and see. 595 00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:41,016 Great! You found a patsy. Go again. 596 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:46,021 Bonus card. 597 00:58:46,314 --> 00:58:48,440 You get Jack Ruby to kill your patsy. 598 00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:51,485 That's good because dead men don't talk. 599 00:58:51,778 --> 00:58:54,112 Oh, no! Abraham Zapruder films the assassination. 600 00:58:54,405 --> 00:58:56,990 Tough break. But now you go again. 601 00:58:57,283 --> 00:58:58,283 And a stroke of luck-- 602 00:58:58,576 --> 00:59:01,787 twenty-two material witnesses die of unnatural causes. 603 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,455 Now your opponent shakes again. 604 00:59:03,748 --> 00:59:04,790 Uh-oh, look out! 605 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:07,334 Life magazine buys the Zapruder film, 606 00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:09,253 but you buy Life magazine 607 00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:11,797 and show the frames out of sequence! 608 00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:15,717 You're almost home. Now you must spin the Public Opinion board. 609 00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:18,512 You've done it! The public believes it. 610 00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:21,557 You're Scot Free! Available from Barker Brothers. 611 00:59:23,518 --> 00:59:28,105 If you were thrilled by The Towering Inferno, 612 00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:31,358 if you were terrified by Earthquake, 613 00:59:33,319 --> 00:59:36,863 then you will be scared shitless 614 00:59:37,156 --> 00:59:40,617 by the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of... 615 00:59:44,038 --> 00:59:47,749 The most realistic depiction of death, doom, and destruction 616 00:59:48,042 --> 00:59:49,876 in motion picture history. 617 00:59:50,169 --> 00:59:53,589 See George Lazenby as the architect. 618 00:59:53,881 --> 00:59:56,592 I tell you, this building is unsafe! 619 00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:01,597 Barbara Radnitz as the nurse. 620 01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:08,270 Jack Roberts as the governor. 621 01:00:08,563 --> 01:00:09,938 Governor, the city's in flames, 622 01:00:10,231 --> 01:00:12,899 the National Guard's powerless to deal with the situation, 623 01:00:13,192 --> 01:00:14,568 the dam is threatening to burst, 624 01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:16,945 the airport has been seized by terrorists, 625 01:00:17,238 --> 01:00:19,906 and the nuclear power plant's is about to blow any second! 626 01:00:20,199 --> 01:00:23,201 Governor, what are we going to do? 627 01:00:26,873 --> 01:00:30,751 Donald Sutherland as the clumsy waiter. 628 01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:39,009 Larry, you can't go in there! It's certain death! 629 01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:41,094 But I've got to, for Helen's sake! 630 01:00:41,387 --> 01:00:43,305 But, Larry! Oh, Jesus! 631 01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:46,725 Leave her. 632 01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:48,602 Come back to Montana with me. 633 01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,937 I could no sooner run away from her than myself. 634 01:00:51,230 --> 01:00:54,399 I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality! 635 01:00:54,692 --> 01:00:56,443 Whose reality, yours or mine? 636 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:58,862 My reality and yours, that's whose! 637 01:00:59,155 --> 01:01:00,280 What are you saying? 638 01:01:00,573 --> 01:01:02,699 Leave her! Come back to Montana with me! 639 01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:05,077 I could no more run away from her than I could run away from myself! 640 01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:08,288 I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality! 641 01:01:08,581 --> 01:01:09,790 Whose reality, yours or mine? 642 01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:12,542 My reality and yours, that's whose! 643 01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:14,169 What are you saying? 644 01:01:17,590 --> 01:01:20,467 Larry, we're going now! 645 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:21,802 Whose games? 646 01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:24,012 You know damn well whose games. 647 01:01:26,974 --> 01:01:29,017 Larry, we're starting the engines. 648 01:01:30,311 --> 01:01:32,938 You will never forget... 649 01:01:36,859 --> 01:01:39,111 You know damn well what I'm saying! 650 01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:44,866 In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died. 651 01:01:45,159 --> 01:01:47,285 Despite millions of dollars of research, 652 01:01:47,578 --> 01:01:50,622 death continues to be our nation's number one killer. 653 01:01:50,915 --> 01:01:52,874 Hello, I'm Henry Gibson, 654 01:01:53,167 --> 01:01:56,670 speaking to you on behalf of the United Appeal for the Dead. 655 01:01:56,963 --> 01:02:00,590 Although so far there is no known treatment for death's crippling effects, 656 01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:05,637 still, everyone can acquaint himself with the warning signs of death: 657 01:02:13,229 --> 01:02:15,939 It is also important to know what to do when you die. 658 01:02:24,490 --> 01:02:28,827 Your past contributions to this cause have already worked wonders. 659 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,329 Many deserving families have been helped. 660 01:02:31,622 --> 01:02:34,624 Right now, I'd like you to meet the Hefsteders. 661 01:02:35,376 --> 01:02:37,711 Three years ago, our Johnny died. 662 01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:39,546 We thought that there was no hope, 663 01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:42,507 but then we discovered the United Appeal for the Dead. 664 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,093 They showed us that despite Johnny's handicap, 665 01:02:45,386 --> 01:02:48,638 he could still be a useful member of our family and the community. 666 01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:51,600 Our United Appeal for the Dead caseworker 667 01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:54,895 showed us that the absence of life from Johnny's body 668 01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:58,440 didn't have to mean his absence from our daily lives. 669 01:03:00,193 --> 01:03:03,528 We realized the constant joy that could be ours, 670 01:03:03,821 --> 01:03:07,115 as we were able to include him in our family activities. 671 01:03:08,826 --> 01:03:12,078 The United Appeal for the Dead turned misery into happiness. 672 01:03:12,371 --> 01:03:16,583 We have them to thank for our family's newfound togetherness. 673 01:03:17,376 --> 01:03:18,960 This is Henry Gibson saying, 674 01:03:19,253 --> 01:03:22,798 please, give generously when death knocks at your door. 675 01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:27,928 No pictures. No pictures, please. 676 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,931 I said no pictures, and no comments. 677 01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:34,142 I said no pictures. 678 01:03:47,907 --> 01:03:50,408 On September 22nd, 1957, 679 01:03:50,701 --> 01:03:52,786 there occurred a multi-car collision 680 01:03:53,079 --> 01:03:56,790 resulting in over $55,000 in damages. 681 01:03:57,083 --> 01:04:00,669 Today we bring you the trial resulting from that incident. 682 01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:03,296 The litigants you will see are the actual people 683 01:04:03,589 --> 01:04:05,173 involved in the accident. 684 01:04:05,466 --> 01:04:08,885 As we join the proceedings, Judge Colus D. Smizer 685 01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:12,889 is about to ask Mr. Hornung to make his opening remarks. 686 01:04:13,182 --> 01:04:16,518 Mr. Hornung, you may make your opening remarks. 687 01:04:18,271 --> 01:04:21,648 If it pleases the court, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 688 01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:23,650 it is my intention to prove here today, 689 01:04:23,943 --> 01:04:27,654 that on the evening of February 22nd, 1957, 690 01:04:27,947 --> 01:04:29,906 Sheldon Grunwald was driving his vehicle 691 01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:32,993 in the northbound lane of U.S. Highway 30 692 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:36,037 when the rear of his automobile was struck from behind 693 01:04:36,330 --> 01:04:40,166 by a car driven by the defendant, Ms. Rita Filagree. 694 01:04:40,459 --> 01:04:44,504 In conclusion, Your Honor, I would like the jury 695 01:04:44,797 --> 01:04:46,339 to listen to a tape. 696 01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:55,682 Hey, Wally, being in court is really neat stuff. 697 01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:57,350 Knock it off will ya, Beave? 698 01:04:57,643 --> 01:04:59,352 We don't want the judge to yell at us. 699 01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:02,355 Defense attorney Taylor, are you prepared with your case? 700 01:05:02,648 --> 01:05:03,648 Yes I am, Your Honor. 701 01:05:03,941 --> 01:05:05,400 Then call your first witness. 702 01:05:13,826 --> 01:05:16,077 The number of a Sheldon Grunwald. 703 01:05:16,370 --> 01:05:18,705 Oh, that-- that's me, right here. 704 01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:21,416 Never mind, operator, I found him myself. 705 01:05:22,668 --> 01:05:23,877 Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, 706 01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:26,212 the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? 707 01:05:27,256 --> 01:05:28,381 I do. 708 01:05:28,674 --> 01:05:29,716 You've made me so happy! 709 01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:39,392 We'll tell you only that Mr. Grunwald is salaried, deals in a service, 710 01:05:39,685 --> 01:05:41,686 and we'll start the questioning with Mr. Hornung. 711 01:05:41,979 --> 01:05:44,856 Mr. Grunwald, would I be more likely to use your service 712 01:05:45,149 --> 01:05:47,067 than... let's say, my wife? 713 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:48,276 No. 714 01:05:48,569 --> 01:05:51,529 That's five down and forty-five to go. 715 01:05:51,822 --> 01:05:53,156 Mr. Taylor. 716 01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:55,575 I think I'll pass to Arlene. 717 01:05:55,868 --> 01:05:57,744 I'm sorry, we're running short of time. 718 01:05:58,037 --> 01:05:59,746 We'll flip all the cards now, 719 01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:03,291 and I'll tell you that, in fact, Mr. Grunwald is a spoon. 720 01:06:13,594 --> 01:06:14,844 Mr. Grunwald, 721 01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:18,473 in addition to your occupation as a spool, is it not true... 722 01:06:18,766 --> 01:06:20,767 No, no. Spoon! 723 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,560 Ah, yes, spoon. 724 01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:26,606 Of course, "spool" doesn't make much sense. 725 01:06:26,899 --> 01:06:31,695 Mr. Grunwald, in addition to your occupation as a spoon, 726 01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:35,657 is it not true that you're a driving instructor? 727 01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:37,033 No. 728 01:06:37,868 --> 01:06:39,828 - Then it is true? - Yes. 729 01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:42,372 That you're not a driving instructor? 730 01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,374 No. 731 01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:46,376 Your Honor, I object to this line of questioning. 732 01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:47,836 Overruled. 733 01:06:48,129 --> 01:06:50,213 Very well, then. I'd like some time to go over my briefs. 734 01:06:50,506 --> 01:06:51,673 Please. 735 01:06:55,636 --> 01:06:56,678 They're fine. 736 01:06:57,805 --> 01:06:59,472 Your witness, counsel. 737 01:07:00,307 --> 01:07:02,809 Would you please state your first name. 738 01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:07,772 Sheldon. 739 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:10,567 Mr. Grunwald, 740 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:13,987 what does... that exactly mean? 741 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,823 Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you 742 01:07:17,116 --> 01:07:19,659 Happy birthday dear... Sheldon. 743 01:07:24,081 --> 01:07:25,874 Mr. Grunwald, 744 01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:29,836 would you kindly tell the court the fabric of which your shirt is made? 745 01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:32,797 I object, Your Honor! That shirt is immaterial. 746 01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:34,674 Sustained. 747 01:07:34,967 --> 01:07:36,092 Very well, then. 748 01:07:36,385 --> 01:07:38,511 Mr. Grunwald, would you please follow me 749 01:07:38,804 --> 01:07:40,555 to the south end of the courtroom. 750 01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:45,769 Objection, Your Honor! The counsel is leading the witness. 751 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:47,103 Sustained. 752 01:07:47,396 --> 01:07:50,899 Mr. Hornung, Mr. Taylor, approach the bench. 753 01:07:54,361 --> 01:07:56,529 While the judge confers with the attorneys, 754 01:07:56,822 --> 01:07:59,574 let's pause for this brief message. 755 01:08:04,163 --> 01:08:06,122 Well, what's our little skeptic doing today? 756 01:08:06,415 --> 01:08:09,167 She's frying the cat in pure Nesson oil. 757 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:19,135 At this time, the judge will ask Mr. Hornung to show relevance. 758 01:08:19,428 --> 01:08:23,598 Now, Mr. Hornung, you are going to have to show relevance. 759 01:08:23,891 --> 01:08:26,351 Not only will I show relevance, 760 01:08:26,644 --> 01:08:29,604 I will show how these facts relate to the case. 761 01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:37,070 I call to the stand... 762 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:38,947 Ms. Rita Filagree. 763 01:08:42,368 --> 01:08:45,537 As everyone expected, a surprise witness. 764 01:08:45,830 --> 01:08:48,915 Miss Filagree was a passenger in the Grunwald vehicle, 765 01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:51,960 but was pronounced dead at the scene. 766 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:55,588 I do. 767 01:08:55,881 --> 01:08:59,384 Miss Filagree, as a passenger in the Grunwald vehicle, 768 01:08:59,677 --> 01:09:03,096 can you identify the man driving the blue Buick? 769 01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:05,431 Yes. 770 01:09:05,724 --> 01:09:07,892 Is he in this courtroom right now? 771 01:09:09,061 --> 01:09:10,145 Yes! 772 01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:14,065 Could you kindly point him out to me, please? 773 01:09:14,358 --> 01:09:17,944 I can't do it. I just can't do it! 774 01:09:18,237 --> 01:09:21,197 Young lady, are you familiar with the penal codes in this state? 775 01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:25,285 You wouldn't cry if you was just getting yelled at, would you, Wally? 776 01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:27,620 Heck no, Beave! Girls are different. 777 01:09:27,913 --> 01:09:28,955 I mean, if a guy cried, 778 01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:31,124 everybody'd think he was a creep or something. 779 01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:34,419 Yeah, gee, Wally, I guess you're right. 780 01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:37,964 Young lady, are you aware that to withhold evidence 781 01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:40,884 pertinent to a crime so "heenious"... 782 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:41,843 No. 783 01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:44,220 "Hineous"? 784 01:09:44,513 --> 01:09:46,264 - No. - "Hinéous." 785 01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:48,516 I think it's pronounced "heenus." 786 01:09:48,809 --> 01:09:50,768 No, no, you wouldn't say "Your Heenus." 787 01:09:51,061 --> 01:09:54,314 No! Ladies and gentlemen, I have it right here. 788 01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:55,565 "Hyenas": 789 01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:59,694 Any of a family of cowardly, carnivorous beasts of Asia and Africa. 790 01:09:59,987 --> 01:10:02,405 Oh, take me to the drive-in and prove you love me! 791 01:10:05,576 --> 01:10:06,701 Hey, look, Wally. 792 01:10:06,994 --> 01:10:07,911 Wally! 793 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:09,537 Lay off, will you! 794 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:15,126 See? I told you we'd get hollered at. 795 01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:18,713 We mean no harm to your planet. 796 01:10:21,967 --> 01:10:25,970 Your Honor, the prosecution is making a mockery of this courtroom! 797 01:10:26,263 --> 01:10:27,764 All right, all right! 798 01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:30,058 He's sitting over there. 799 01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:37,565 Oh, no. Him! 800 01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:44,030 The bailiff is now trying to identify the driver of the blue Buick. 801 01:10:44,323 --> 01:10:46,866 Everyone is, of course, anxiously awaiting 802 01:10:47,159 --> 01:10:49,202 the identification of the mystery driver. 803 01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:52,121 This could blow the case wide open. 804 01:10:52,414 --> 01:10:54,123 I think perhaps the next person to... 805 01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:56,084 That's him! 806 01:10:57,836 --> 01:11:00,046 Announcer Steven McCrosky was found guilty 807 01:11:00,339 --> 01:11:04,008 and sentenced to 20 years in a federal penitentiary. 808 01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:08,221 Stenographer Gordon Simley had a sex change operation, 809 01:11:08,514 --> 01:11:11,432 and is now a switch-hitter for the Atlanta Braves. 810 01:11:11,725 --> 01:11:14,894 Wallace and Theodore Cleaver had their allowance suspended, 811 01:11:15,187 --> 01:11:17,605 and were sent to bed without supper. 812 01:11:29,201 --> 01:11:32,787 She was six feet of black dynamite. 813 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,498 He was a short Hasidic Jew. 814 01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:39,085 She fought a savage battle to stay alive in the ghetto. 815 01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:41,963 He studied the Talmud at night. 816 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:52,265 While she burned the ghetto to the ground, 817 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:55,310 he kindled the Sabbath candles. 818 01:12:05,446 --> 01:12:07,447 Theirs was a love of passion, 819 01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:12,493 a torrid sensual lust fueled by those who said no! 820 01:12:19,376 --> 01:12:22,754 They alone dared to triumph in a hellish inferno 821 01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:24,714 of unrelenting desire. 822 01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:28,634 Never before has the screen unleashed such violent fury. 823 01:12:28,927 --> 01:12:30,219 Never again will one man 824 01:12:30,512 --> 01:12:33,181 and one woman defy such incredible odds. 825 01:12:34,641 --> 01:12:37,727 Together, no one could stop them. 826 01:12:49,281 --> 01:12:50,490 Whether we know it or not, 827 01:12:50,783 --> 01:12:53,326 chemicals play an important and ever-increasing role 828 01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:55,119 in our daily lives. 829 01:12:55,412 --> 01:12:58,790 One of the most widely used and oldest chemical compounds 830 01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,666 is Zinc oxide. 831 01:13:00,959 --> 01:13:04,712 This policeman, this farmer, 832 01:13:05,005 --> 01:13:06,839 and this housewife don't realize it, 833 01:13:07,132 --> 01:13:10,551 but they all depend on zinc oxide in their daily lives. 834 01:13:10,844 --> 01:13:13,179 But how do I use zinc oxide? 835 01:13:13,472 --> 01:13:16,891 If it weren't for zinc oxide, you wouldn't have that bar of soap... 836 01:13:17,976 --> 01:13:20,061 the dish towels you use every day... 837 01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:23,481 your toaster... 838 01:13:23,774 --> 01:13:25,691 that brassiere you're wearing... 839 01:13:28,195 --> 01:13:29,612 your kitchen sink... 840 01:13:31,573 --> 01:13:32,907 those curtain rods... 841 01:13:33,992 --> 01:13:35,827 the shelves in your refrigerator... 842 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:40,581 metal hooks... 843 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:43,167 the heat control on your stove... 844 01:13:45,712 --> 01:13:47,755 the safety catch on your son's rifle... 845 01:13:49,174 --> 01:13:50,591 that fire extinguisher... 846 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,433 the emergency brake on your car... 847 01:14:03,355 --> 01:14:04,730 all brakes... 848 01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:12,113 that blanket. 849 01:14:13,073 --> 01:14:14,449 How about sand? 850 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,787 Yes, sand. 851 01:14:21,039 --> 01:14:22,081 Oh, my God! 852 01:14:22,374 --> 01:14:23,875 Your husband's pacemaker. 853 01:14:27,379 --> 01:14:28,754 Your artificial limb. 854 01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:34,510 Yes, zinc oxide at work in our daily lives. 855 01:14:35,262 --> 01:14:37,472 Watch for science series number seven... 856 01:14:46,231 --> 01:14:48,441 It's been said that the test of a man's courage 857 01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:51,152 is how he performs in the face of danger. 858 01:14:52,404 --> 01:14:53,446 Well, in the next half hour, 859 01:14:53,739 --> 01:14:56,324 you're gonna meet a very unique breed of cat, 860 01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:59,827 the kind of man who doesn't know the meaning of the word fear: 861 01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:02,788 Rex Kramer, part-time airline mechanic, 862 01:15:03,081 --> 01:15:04,582 full-time daredevil. 863 01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:08,461 A man willing to risk his life for the sake of adventure. 864 01:15:08,754 --> 01:15:12,298 He has to chase it, confront it, and whip it. 865 01:15:12,591 --> 01:15:15,718 Rex Kramer: danger seeker. 866 01:15:33,779 --> 01:15:35,530 Niggers! 867 01:15:35,822 --> 01:15:37,198 Say what?! 868 01:15:59,805 --> 01:16:02,056 Turn on the TV. I think the news is on. 869 01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:04,058 Forget it! 870 01:16:06,687 --> 01:16:08,437 Come on, turn on the TV. 871 01:16:23,662 --> 01:16:27,582 ...Billingsley goes on trial today with an aide, for extortion. 872 01:16:27,874 --> 01:16:29,875 Billingsley is the fourth governor in U.S. history 873 01:16:30,168 --> 01:16:31,711 to be tried for a crime while in office. 874 01:16:32,004 --> 01:16:34,380 U.S. attorney Mark Fielding is the prosecutor, 875 01:16:34,673 --> 01:16:38,134 and Billingsley charges that Fielding is trying to destroy him, 876 01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:41,178 and, quote, "handpick the next governor." 877 01:16:41,471 --> 01:16:43,556 Senator John Hammond of New Mexico says 878 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:45,891 that a report scheduled for release next week 879 01:16:46,184 --> 01:16:47,685 will embarrass the CIA 880 01:16:47,978 --> 01:16:49,437 and the FBI. 881 01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:52,064 The report will not damage the agencies, 882 01:16:52,357 --> 01:16:54,233 and will recommend ouster of any senator 883 01:16:54,526 --> 01:16:57,320 who leaks secret intelligence information. 884 01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:01,907 In Detroit, top officials of the United Rubber Workers Union 885 01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:04,744 are concentrating their 11th-hour contract talks 886 01:17:05,037 --> 01:17:07,747 on the Big Three tire and rubber companies. 887 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,166 Because of the wage price freeze three years ago, 888 01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:13,085 the union didn't get a cost of living clause in its contract, 889 01:17:13,378 --> 01:17:15,755 and this time the URW is demanding 890 01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:18,924 an unlimited cost of living clause. 891 01:17:19,217 --> 01:17:22,386 Well, businesses are in turmoil and traffic is at a standstill 892 01:17:22,679 --> 01:17:25,598 as more than 500,000 Japanese railway workers 893 01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:28,851 staged a three-day strike, which began today. 894 01:17:29,144 --> 01:17:32,813 Officials say the strike disrupted the lives of sevent... 895 01:17:36,902 --> 01:17:39,236 ...seve-- seventeen million city-dwellers across Japan, 896 01:17:39,529 --> 01:17:44,659 who use trains to get to work or to school. 897 01:17:44,951 --> 01:17:47,745 Commuters scrambled to find alternative ways 898 01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:51,832 to get to their jobs as traffic clogged Tokyo streets. 899 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:56,253 Tens of thousands of lower-level employees 900 01:17:56,546 --> 01:17:58,839 were forced to stay in their desks... 901 01:17:59,132 --> 01:18:01,842 No, um, they camp out in desks and... 902 01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:05,805 because clo... stores were closing down. 903 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:08,683 The, um, strike there is... 904 01:18:09,768 --> 01:18:10,935 what's happening... 905 01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:15,648 in Japan, with those Japanese. 906 01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:18,359 Prices on the stock market softened this afternoon 907 01:18:18,652 --> 01:18:20,236 from readings earlier in the day 908 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:22,947 as the pace of trading has slackened. 909 01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:27,660 Experts attribute the stabilization 910 01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:32,081 to the recent deregulation of foreign imports. 911 01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:35,668 Well, tragedy struck the new Hitchcock home development today, 912 01:18:35,961 --> 01:18:37,962 when a gas explosion ripped through 913 01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:40,005 their recreation center. 914 01:18:40,298 --> 01:18:44,176 The explosion claimed the lives of the owner 915 01:18:44,469 --> 01:18:47,388 of the development, Mr. James Hitchcock... 916 01:18:49,057 --> 01:18:51,350 and his entire family of five. 917 01:18:51,643 --> 01:18:53,686 Three others were injured and two people 918 01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:55,896 are still listed as missing. 919 01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:17,877 Sudan revealed evidence, uh, Wednesday night 920 01:19:18,170 --> 01:19:20,671 that Colonel Hernando Escalante of Libya 921 01:19:20,964 --> 01:19:24,049 is trying to fly troops and arms... 922 01:19:24,342 --> 01:19:26,385 and legs... 923 01:19:26,678 --> 01:19:31,098 to Uganda to assist president Adi Amin. 924 01:20:02,047 --> 01:20:03,589 Uh, goodnight and, uh, 925 01:20:03,882 --> 01:20:05,883 thank you for joining us here 926 01:20:06,176 --> 01:20:09,386 on, um, Eyewitness News. 927 01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:20,314 I'm not wearing any pants.