(wind whooshing)
(lion roaring)
(car horns honking)
[Brucie] well, hello there.
This is your old cousin Brucie here.
Hey, it's graduation day today at Hometown High.
No more school.
Yeah, wow!
All that free time in the bright sunny sunshine.
Ready for the three R's?
Rest, relaxation
and racing your girlfriend around the room.
Wee!
I just get tired thinking about it.
Come September, off to college
and kiss your sweetheart goodbye.
Gee, I know I'm gonna miss you.
Sob sob.
Enough of that.
So tell me, what are you gonna do this summer?
Lie around the sun and sand with nothing to do.
Lazy!
Hey, I got a song here that might give you a few ideas.
(laughs)
Start your summer off with a great big bang.
It's the number one smash.
Love is a Gas.
♪ You can do it right in your hearts ♪
♪ Or even when you're not ♪
♪ You can do it fast ♪
♪ Or slow to make it last ♪
♪ 'cause any way you do it ♪
♪ There's gonna be magic to it ♪
♪ 'cause love, love, love, love is a gas ♪
♪ Anyway you do it ♪
♪ There's gonna be magic to it ♪
♪ 'cause love, love, love, love is a gas ♪
(car horns honking)
(snoring)
(fly buzzing)
(car horn honking)
(tires screeching)
(fly buzzing)
Someday!
As I look out at your young, fresh, clean, smiling faces
and at the faces of your relatives,
friends and beloved parents.
My heart is warmed to see the strength
of character and moral fortitude
which all of us, the faculty and staff of Hometown High
have strived to instill into you young men and ladies.
You're no longer the children you once were when you
first stepped into these forbidding halls.
(both giggling)
I am reminded of the first time
I stepped into these same forbidding halls,
25 years ago.
I was a young man just out of college
with a degree clutched tightly in my hand
and yet, even armed with that piece of parchment,
I, even I, was awed by the mighty responsibility
also being placed in my hand to mold and shape
the minds and personalities
of the flower of our American youth.
I hope and pray that you are not awed
by that same mighty responsibility
now being placed into your hands.
You will be the businessmen, and congressmen,
the leaders and teachers,
the artists and doctors of tomorrow.
From all of us at Hometown High,
to all of you, the next generation
of American men and women, (shushing)
congratulations, and God be with you.
(audience applauding)
And now for a delightful musical program
prepared by our lovely students,
in honor of this very special evening.
(light piano music)
♪ Hometown High we honor thee ♪
♪ Alma mater true ♪
♪ Faithful Titans we will be ♪
♪ Through the years to you ♪
(gasping)
(crowd laughing)
(crowd cheering)
(all screaming)
♪ I love my Hometown High ♪
(singing drowned out by crowd cheering)
what a dirty, rotten trick.
Yeah!
Who do you think did it?
I don't know, but when we find out, we'll fix him.
The nerve.
Imagine them getting a free look like that.
Hey, April, you getting dressed,
or do you plan to stay naked permanently?
I didn't think it was so bad.
[Betty] uh, oh.
This girl's in big trouble.
Take it easy, honey.
Come back down to planet earth.
It was nice having all those boys looking at me.
I can't explain it, but it felt good.
I wish they'd look at me that way.
Maybe it did feel good,
but that's a secret you should keep to yourself.
Never give away something for nothing.
Why?
'cause, baby, that's the way it goes.
You play your cards right,
you can wrap them around your little pinkie, like me.
Then they do what you want them to.
And that's what makes the world go round.
Oh, come on, Betty.
Don't lay it on that thick.
She's just a little confused.
Well, gather round, class.
Time for a little education.
I know you all have your diplomas,
but this is the real stuff.
Boys all want the same thing.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Good.
You've heard about it, then.
Now, as some of you may already know
and as Miss Luscious Lips over here is suddenly finding out,
what they want is
(chuckling)
not too bad.
But you can never let them know that.
While your body says,
(moaning)
Yes.
Your pretty little mouth, should say
no.
That way they have to work at it and work at it.
(laughs)
And when you finally do give in,
just a teeny-weeny little bit,
they're so grateful, they'll do anything.
And I do mean anything.
Yeah!
All right!
You done good.
Thank you.
(coughing)
(disco music)
Tickets.
[Hank] Hey, look at that one!
A real angel, huh?
Whoo!
Hey, look at me, I'm an angel.
Hey!
Hey boys, hey boys,
I'd like you to meet my date.
This is,
uh, hey, I didn't catch your name.
Oh, yeah, this is Moitle.
Say hello to the boys Moitle.
(clears throat)
Ding dong!
Hey!
Who you calling ding dong, huh?
I wouldn't call you a name, Hank.
Yeah, well see that you don't.
Dope!
Hello, Mr. Smith.
My name is Anthony Morelli.
My friends call me Peewee.
I just dropped by to pick up your little angel, Moitle,
take her to the dance.
Hey, so what do you think, huh?
You think this place is worth our dime and trouble, huh?
[Butch] Yeah.
You know, you think we'll get a little appreciation, huh?
Yeah, I think so.
[Peewee] All right!
Let's join the crowd.
[Peewee] certainly.
After you, boys.
Thank you.
Hey, hey, Butch.
What are you guys doing over there?
(Peewee screaming)
[Hank] well, if it isn’t Andy Hardy.
Hey, what are you guys doing out here?
We're giving our bikes a little grease job.
At night?
Yeah, yeah!
The moonlight's very good for that sort of work.
(screaming)
And the music soothes the nerves,
of which I got plenty.
Uh, didn't I see you at the graduation today?
Oh, so you're the guys who did that, huh?
Hey, how'd you like a rear axle up your nose, huh?
(spitting)
[cop] Hey, you guys.
Get out of here.
(Peewee screaming)
what are you doing?
Come on, get out!
Get out of here!
Uh oh, we're running low on gas.
It looks like we'll have just enough
to get stranded at Lookout Point.
Roger, you just pull this car
right into my uncle Joe's gas station.
[Joe] Hmm.
(whistling)
(laughing)
(horn honking)
would you like a tiger in your tank?
Excuse me, I have to go to the little girl's room.
(all giggling)
Juney, Juney!
Oh, uncle Joe.
Hey!
My favorite niece.
Let me have a look at you.
You having fun?
I'm okay.
How about you?
Awful, just awful, but, things could be worse.
You don't look so bad to me.
It's inside, it's in my veins,
it's in my bones, it's my stomach,
it's in my back, I've got a strange, creeping pain here.
[June] uncle Joe, there's really nothing wrong with you.
(laughs)
You know you shouldn't let the boys see you doing that.
Oh, don't be silly.
(soft music)
(sighs)
close your eyes.
Think about all the good times we've had together,
all the tears, and all the laughter.
(laughs)
This is like, this is like the crossroads in our lives.
From here we all go our own separate ways.
I mean this could be the last time
that we'll ever see Hometown High.
(giggling)
Look into my eyes.
This could be the last time we'll ever see each other.
(cat yowling)
Okay, boy.
I'm sorry!
(phone ringing)
Hello!
Mom, is that you?
What's happening?
(dramatic orchestral music)
(groaning)
what's it with you?
You think you're woody woodpecker?
What's wrong?
Oh, it's this damn crick in my neck,
been bothering me for days.
Oh, you mean your husband.
He's had a mild heart attack.
(Joe groaning)
You know, June came here especially to see you.
Juney, Juney.
My favorite niece.
I'm right here, uncle Joe.
How do you feel?
Oh, I get these creeping pains going through
here and all around there.
Stay away from that!
I think we should leave now.
Quiet, quiet!
Can't you leave a dying man in peace?
(door clicking)
(laughing)
He's really very upset.
You'll just have to excuse him.
It looks like we're gonna have to sell the gas station now.
He loved that little place so much.
He used to say, "It ain't much but it's ours".
He was struggling so hard against competition
from that big new station across the street.
But now that he's sick, there's just no way.
Don't worry, Aunt Harriet.
It'll be all right.
I'm sure of it.
I wish there was something I could do to help.
You're such a sweetheart.
(dog barking)
(light piano music)
♪ I'm lonely and I don't want to be ♪
♪ Don't know why these feelings have come over me ♪
♪ I'm lonely and I finally see ♪
♪ How I need the people who are close to me ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'll be happy again ♪
♪ Oh, bring them back home where you know they belong ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'm in heaven again ♪
♪ Feeling like the whole world is singing along ♪
♪ Oh, I'm lonely and I don't wanna be ♪
♪ I want a life of love and of harmony ♪
♪ I'm lonely and I finally see ♪
♪ How I can make this dream come true for me ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'll be happy again ♪
♪ Oh, bring them back home where you know they belong ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'm in heaven again ♪
♪ Feeling like the whole world is singing along ♪
♪ To a song that says we'll always be near ♪
♪ You'll never be lonely again ♪
♪ It's a song that says there's nothing to fear ♪
♪ we'll be with you till the end ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'll be happy again ♪
♪ Oh, bring them back home where you know they belong ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'm in heaven again ♪
♪ Feeling like the whole world is singing along ♪
♪ Singing along ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'll be happy again ♪
♪ Oh, bring them back home where you know they belong ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'm in heaven again ♪
♪ Feeling like the whole world is singing along ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends ♪
That's it!
(grand orchestral music)
(bell dinging)
Here's this morning's receipts, boss.
Thanks, Louie.
Well, let's see,
towing operations up 10%,
auto accessories up 8%.
(laughs)
You boys are working hard.
Yeah, thanks, Mr. Friendly.
(bell dinging)
Seems to be some activity across the street.
What?
I thought that old geezer was laid up,
or better yet, dead.
(laughing)
Look at them dumb broads wiggling their little asses, huh?
(laughs)
That old fart really lost his marbles this time, didn't he?
(laughing)
Look at that, Louie.
We got, we, we got competition.
(laughing uncontrollably)
(upbeat funk music)
Hey, this place looks pretty good.
It's beautiful.
I love it.
[Mr. Friendly] what the hell is that?
This is embarrassing.
I don't know how I ever got talked into this.
How do you use this thing?
Oh, it's not hard.
First you grab hold of the nozzle, like this.
That turns it on.
Right.
Then you stretch it out.
It can get pretty long.
Then you stick it in a car, and you squeeze.
And the gas comes squirting out?
Right.
How do you stop it?
Oh, it trickles off by itself before the tank overflows.
Can I hold it?
Sure.
Gee, I hope I can remember everything I have to do.
Don't worry.
It's just four easy steps.
Grab it, stick it in, squeeze it and let it peter out.
(sighs)
(sighing)
I have never felt so foolish in my whole life.
(upbeat funk music)
(upbeat banjo music)
(tires screeching)
Ah, I couldn't help noticing
you pretty young girls all lined up here.
Is this some sort of practical joke or something?
I mean, just what is it you're selling here?
Gas!
(laughing)
You mean to tell me you're gonna pump gas
into my little old pickup truck here?
(laughs)
would you like regular or super duper?
(laughing)
Shoot!
(laughs)
You girls wanna look under my hood?
I've been having awful trouble with my transmission.
Seems like every time she overheats,
she rubs up against my piston rods,
causes my lube valves to overflow all over my crank shaft.
Just shoots the carburetor all to hell
and makes my ball joints a mess.
Excuse me.
Hello, Roger.
How are you?
Are you busy for the next couple of weeks?
How'd you like to spend them with me?
Good.
Listen, get some of the other guys
and come on down to uncle Joe's gas station.
I mean, you guys are so good with cars
and engines and all of that stuff, right?
[Roger] Let's go check out this station.
[Hal] what did they say?
[Roger] They said they decorated it or something.
(guys laughing)
[Michael] Are you kidding me?
Is that it?
Joe's Super Duper Station.
I don't believe this.
(laughing)
I love it.
Hey, girls.
(whooping)
Hey!
(laughing)
Oh, would you look at Betty.
(laughing)
Hey!
Come on, let's go check this thing out.
My God, they really did a job.
Hey, what's going on here?
We're running the place.
Just you and the girls?
Wow!
(laughing)
(car horn honking)
I had a dream like this once.
I loved it, I loved it!
(bell dinging)
You're one kooky chick, but I love you anyway.
Oh, come on, Roger.
What do you think?
(exhales)
It could work.
(squealing)
Oh, Roger.
I never knew how sweet you are.
(moans)
[Both] Yeah but, but we could...
(both laughing)
(upbeat funk music)
Hi, gorgeous.
Can I help you with anything?
Yeah, could you hold this for me
while I go to the bathroom?
Sure.
♪ Ooh, I wonder ♪
♪ what's this spell I'm under ♪
♪ I wonder what you got over me ♪
♪ I wonder what's this spell I'm under ♪
♪ I wonder what you're gonna do with me ♪
♪ You look into my eyes, I'm hypnotized ♪
♪ You look into my soul, I'm under your control ♪
♪ I wonder what's this spell I'm under ♪
♪ I wonder what you got over me ♪
♪ You give me your caress I'm powerless ♪
♪ You give me your sweet kiss I'm down on my knees ♪
♪ I wonder ♪
♪ what you gonna do with me ♪
I hope they're not too tight.
(laughs)
I think they're absolutely perfect.
♪ I wonder ♪
♪ I wonder what's this spell I'm under. ♪
♪ I wonder what you got over me ♪
♪ You look into my eyes, I'm hypnotized ♪
♪ You look into my soul, I'm under your control ♪
♪ I wonder what's this spell I'm under ♪
♪ I wonder ♪
Hi.
You look so cute in those coveralls.
You don't exactly look
like you're wearing a potato sack yourself.
Which one are you fixing next?
Uh, that one.
It's a quick job.
Just a brake tightening.
Oh.
Well, have fun, see you later.
(exhaling sharply)
[Brucie] Hey!
Here's your old cousin Brucie here again with a request.
It says, "To Bob",
"I'll always love you whatever you may be."
"Signed, Anonymous."
(laughs)
Oh!
Thank you.
Signed, Arthur.
No, no, no, no.
This one's for real.
Signed, Cindy.
Well, Cindy, here is that song,
you asked for number one on the charts and still climbing,
Love is a Gas!
(upbeat funk music)
(Roger laughing)
Okay, don't step on the brakes until I tell you.
Right.
Hi.
What are you doing up here?
What?
Nothing!
What are you doing up here?
I thought you might like some company.
It must get awfully lonely up here all by yourself.
♪ Love, love, love ♪
♪ Love love love ♪
♪ Love is a gas ♪
♪ You get what you want ♪
♪ Things can't be that bad ♪
Okay, hit the brakes.
♪ Radio full blast ♪
♪ Anywhere you do it. ♪
Good.
♪ 'cause love love love ♪
♪ Love love love ♪
[Michael] No!
Did I do something wrong?
No!
No, stop it!
You've got to change the oil, the oil.
I thought this was just a brake job.
[Michael] No, no.
There's an oil change, too.
(mechanism hissing)
♪ Love love love ♪
♪ Love is a gas ♪
[Brucie] Ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth.
Hey, cousin Brucie here, sayin',
what's going down?
Oh, boy!
(laughing)
Boy, oh, boy!
♪ Got them on the run ♪
♪ Love can be so much fun ♪
♪ Got them on the run, got them on the run ♪
♪ Got them on the run ♪
♪ Got them run ♪
♪ can be so much fun ♪
♪ Gotta make it up now ♪
♪ Keep on moving ♪
♪ Gotta make it downtown ♪
♪ we gotta run ♪
♪ Got them on the run, got them on the run ♪
♪ Got them on the run ♪
♪ can be so much fun ♪
♪ Got them on the run ♪
Ball joints!
♪ Got them on the run ♪
♪ can be so much fun ♪
Ball?
♪ It's okay ♪
(moaning)
[Michael] Row the trunks and check for trisms.
What?
Rotate the tires, check the transmission,
the universal joint and the steering linkage.
♪ Can be so much fun ♪
♪ Oh, please tell me ♪
♪ what loves supposed to fight ♪
♪ But I got you, special lady ♪
♪ And it's plenty ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Got them on the run ♪
♪ can be so much fun ♪
♪ Got them on the run, got them on the run ♪
♪ Got them on the run ♪
♪ can be so much fun ♪
well, what do you want now?
A two-tone paint job?
No.
(laughs)
No, that's it.
(mechanism hissing)
[Brucie] I have the big one, the best one.
Get it ready, get it cookin'.
Guys and gals, moms and dads,
dogs and cats.
I got 'em fast, I got 'em slow.
I got 'em on the go.
Here are some of the scores.
14 to one, 13 to two.
72 to three.
Good job.
Okay, June.
Testing, one, two, three.
Testing.
Testing, one, two, three.
Testing.
Hey, that's terrific.
Let me try that.
Calling all motorists, calling all motorists.
This is Joe's Super Duper Service Station.
Why not let us gas you up?
You'll feel the difference.
We'll treat you like there's no one else in the world.
Come on in and find out why our gas is a blast.
Your car will love every drop.
We're here to serve your every need,
we're always open for business.
What'd you turn in here for?
$5 high-test.
I mean super-duper.
I mean fill her up.
Coming right up.
Really, Morris, at your age!
[January] Hey, you!
You in the red convertible.
(tires screeching)
Hi, there!
Don't you need a teeny-weeny bit of gas?
Come on in, we'll give it to you.
Come on.
Just a little bit more.
Come on, just a little bit more.
Oh, don't stop now.
That's good, that's real good.
Now that didn't hurt a bit, did it?
Hi, girls.
[June] Hi.
Fill her up and check my oil.
[June] Sure thing, cutie.
[January] That's right, just come on in and say hello.
Come on.
Don't be shy.
We'd really like to please you.
We've got everything you could possibly want.
You'll never want to say goodbye.
That feels good.
'cause Super Duper Service Station wants you.
Come on over and give us a try.
We'd love to make your engine hot.
We'll fill your tank.
Gas as good as the last drop.
Oh, that's really good.
Don't be shy, come right in.
We've got plenty of room.
You'll have fun at Joe's.
What's going on here?
[January] come one, come all.
We're ready to take you on.
They're getting away.
You're letting them get away!
It's not my fault.
It's those kids.
[January] we'll make you and your car
feel better than you've ever felt before.
Those girls are asking for it.
(upbeat funk music)
♪ will you dance with me the whole night long ♪
♪ Yes, I will ♪
♪ Oh, yes, I will ♪
♪ come romance with me the whole night long ♪
♪ Yes, I will ♪
♪ Oh, yes, I will ♪
♪ You're my number one woman ♪
♪ And you're my number one man ♪
Let's raise some hell.
In this town?
You must be dreaming.
Zoom, baby, zoom.
Yeah, let's go!
Yeah!
(engine revving)
Hey, I heard Roger and his moron friends
are helping the girls out at the gas station.
Oh, yeah?
Why don't we go over there and help them too, huh?
Hey, yeah, we could fix that place up real good.
(upbeat funk music)
Hey, look at this place.
What is this, a gas station or a circus?
This is real nice, real nice.
But I think it looks nicer like this.
(guys laughing)
Hey, hi, babe.
You leave her alone, you hoodlum.
Hey, hey, I was right, the place is a circus,
'cause here come the trained seals.
(imitating seals)
Hey, what do you guys want here anyway?
Hey, this place is open to the public, isn't it?
Yeah, and we're part of the public, right?
Yeah, the public nuisance.
Hey, don't you know the customer is always right?
I think if you don't know, I think we should teach you.
There, did you learn something?
Stop it.
You guys are acting like a bunch of overgrown babies.
No chick talks to us like that.
Hey, wait!
Here, you're so clean cut, why don't you try this on?
(gasps)
My clothes!
(screams in anger)
You're terrible.
That's us, the terrible vultures.
You attack everything decent.
We're building a business here.
Ha, you call this a business?
Hey, come on, let's split this joint.
We'll come back tomorrow and show them some real stuff, huh?
No, I want to check this out.
Hey, what are you doing in there?
I'm drilling for oil.
[Hank] well, that ain't how you do it.
Show 'em how to do it, Butch.
(vultures laughing)
(laughing)
Oh, yeah, well that ain't how you do it.
(laughing)
All right.
Oh, don't leave.
What?
Butch, you're so talented.
Naturally.
Hey, you ain't gonna fall for that, man.
See that truck over there?
[Butch] Yeah.
[June] Think you're good enough to drive it?
That's kid stuff.
Hey, she's pulling your ding dong, man.
No, this chick is sincere.
[Peewee] I wonder what the latest model looks like?
[Hank] Nah, that's the oink oink model.
[Butch] Boys, let's vulturize it.
(upbeat funk music)
(engine revving)
Good.
I want you to pay a visit
to our young friends across the street.
You want we should rough 'em up a little?
I don't care what you do,
as long as that place ain't open for business tomorrow.
Sure, sure.
♪ Ooo-wah, ooo-wah ♪
♪ Ooo-wah, ooo-wah your mother is a ooo-wah ♪
So, uh, what are we looking for?
We're looking for a green Buick.
Hey, there's a good one.
That ain't it.
What you mean that ain't it?
That's a green Buick.
We're looking for one
with a particular license plate number on it.
Oh.
(tires screeching)
[Hank] Jesus Christ.
Hank, here's the key.
So what do I need the key for, huh?
(upbeat jazzy music)
Let's go.
♪ Ooo-wah, ooo-wah ♪
[Brucie] Here's a special,
a great special that June, Betty, January, April and Jane,
at Joe's Super Duper.
From the people.
♪ Night after night ♪
♪ when the sun goes down ♪
♪ Everybody's coming ♪
♪ To hear my sound ♪
can I help you?
You sure can, sister.
Stay where you are
or I'll blow your pretty little brains out.
This ain't no business for pretty little girls.
Ooh!
What do we got there?
The cash register.
Scoop it up into the bag.
Hey, don't make any crazy moves.
That thing could go off.
What should we do?
I don't know.
[Bruno] Hey, you got a nice little place here.
Too bad we got to destroy it.
Hey, where is everybody?
We bust our humps to get that goddamn...
Shh!
I don't wanna shh!
Shut up!
That's different.
[Bruno] I hate to harm
that pretty little cute little face.
Please don't hurt me.
It's your own fault.
You shouldn't get into a dirty business like this.
They got June in the office.
A couple of guys with guns.
Oh, yeah?
I've got an idea.
Turn around, sister.
I can't look into those baby blue eyes
and do what I gotta do.
(saxophone music)
Ooh, ooh!
Hey, Moiv, did you just see what I saw?
You stupid jerk.
What'd you use my name for?
But, Moiv, you gotta see this.
(saxophone music)
Ooh, ooh!
There it is again.
Cut it out, Bruno.
We got a job to do and besides, I ain't seen nothing yet.
(saxophone music)
I'm no damn fool, I'm gonna check that out.
(grunts)
Hey, Bruno, come on, we gotta get out of here.
When Bruno comes back,
we're gonna give you one last goodbye kiss,
so you won't forget us.
Bruno!
Where the hell are you?
(saxophone music)
Hey, Bruno,
I think you got something there.
(body thudding)
[Brucie] Hey, it's dedication time again right now.
This one goes out to June, to Betty, to January, to April,
and to plain Jane.
Ladies and gentlemen, Look Out.
♪ Look out, look out ♪
♪ Love's gonna get you ♪
♪ Look out, look out ♪
♪ It's coming right at you ♪
♪ Love's gonna get you ♪
♪ It's never gonna let you go ♪
♪ Look out, look out ♪
♪ Love's gonna get you ♪
♪ Look out, look out ♪
♪ It's coming right at you ♪
♪ Love's gonna get you ♪
♪ It's never gonna let you go ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where you are ♪
♪ Or what you try to do ♪
♪ 'cause love has got your number ♪
♪ And it's coming right after you ♪
♪ Look out, look out ♪
♪ Love's gonna get you ♪
♪ Look out, look out ♪
♪ It's coming right after you ♪
♪ Love's gonna get you ♪
♪ It's never gonna let you go ♪
♪ Look out, look out ♪
♪ Love's gonna get you ♪
♪ Look out, look out ♪
♪ It's coming right after you ♪
♪ Love's gonna get you ♪
♪ It's never gonna let you go ♪
You like watching people dance?
Don't you know how to dance?
I don't go in for that kind of stuff, either.
It's dumb.
I mean, who wants to stand up in front of a lot of people
and shake your body around, right?
Hey, it's a little too noisy in here.
Why don't we go for a little walk?
Just a short one.
Just right outside.
♪ Love's just around the corner ♪
♪ And it's headed straight for you ♪
♪ Look out, look out ♪
♪ Love's gonna get you ♪
♪ Look out, look out ♪
♪ It's comin' right at ya ♪
♪ Love's gonna get ya ♪
[Jane] why are you doing this?
What do you mean, "why"?
Why are you walking with me?
What kind of dumb question is that, huh?
Because I think you're a cross
between Attila the Hun and count Dracula.
What's the matter?
I was just kidding.
I'm sorry.
I didn't think you were that sensitive.
(laughs)
Everybody says you Vultures are pretty horrible people.
Yeah, it's fun to be horrible.
Not too many people like you.
Who cares if they don't like me,
'cause I don't like them too much either.
I think you do care.
(laughs)
well, that shows how much you know.
Why don't we sit down someplace nice, huh?
I thought you said you wanted to go for a walk.
We just did.
Hey, what are you so afraid of, huh?
I'm not gonna bite you.
At least, not on the first date.
So, nice and soft, huh?
Are you gonna kiss me now?
Sooner or later.
♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪
♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah your mother is a ooh-wah ♪
♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪
♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah your sister is a ooh-wah ♪
♪ Ooh-wah ♪
(clattering)
what's that?
If it ain't the little punk.
[Kid] Punk?
Hey, be respectful.
Let me just hit the kid once, huh?
Ain't it way past your bed time, squirt?
I've come to help you guys out.
No, no, the Vultures is a very self-contained unit.
We don't need no undecided outside support.
Uh, you know the words,
don't call us, we'll call you, huh?
Hey, come here.
Listen, this ain't no place for a kid.
Why don't you go home to bed, huh?
(laughing)
Hey, the kid's got potential.
Nice kid, huh?
I still coulda hit him once.
Just a small one.
("Sweet Sensations")
♪ Sweet sensations ♪
♪ Sweet, sweet ♪
♪ Sweet sensations ♪
♪ An early morning and time to get up ♪
♪ And drink a cup of coffee, have a second cup ♪
♪ I'm sipping it slow, I'm taking my time ♪
♪ Last night my baby drove me out of my mind ♪
♪ She gave me sweet sensations ♪
♪ Sweet, sweet sensations ♪
♪ She gave me sweet sensations ♪
♪ That kind that drive me out of my mind ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ Wednesday morning ♪
♪ Lying in bed ♪
♪ There's a fire burning inside my head ♪
♪ I ain't seen my baby since Sunday night ♪
♪ Got out of love and I'm not feeling right ♪
♪ I miss those sweet sensations ♪
♪ Sweet, sweet sensations ♪
♪ I miss those sweet sensations ♪
♪ The kind that drive me out of my mind ♪
♪ Saturday night ♪
[Butch] woo-hoo
♪ I gotta get dressed ♪
♪ Seeing my baby I gotta look my best ♪
♪ Midnight comes, you better lock the door ♪
♪ we're getting it on and she's giving me more ♪
♪ Those sweet sensations ♪
♪ Sweet, sweet sensations ♪
♪ She gave me sweet sensations ♪
♪ The kind that drives me out of my mind ♪
♪ Sweet sensations ♪
♪ She gives me sweet sensations ♪
♪ The kind that drives me out of my ♪
♪ Out of my out of my ♪
♪ Out of my mind ♪
♪ Oooh baby, sweet sensations ♪
♪ You know what I want ♪
♪ what I want ♪
♪ Sweet sensations ♪
♪ Baby, baby ♪
♪ Just messing up my mind ♪
♪ whooo ♪
(all applauding)
(dog barking)
Hi, have any free maps?
No.
(groans)
(ominous orchestral music)
(laughing evilly)
(phone ringing)
P.P.P., Pyramid Petroleum Products.
Mr. Smin's office.
One moment please.
(phone beeping)
Hello?
Oh!
Now, that's a serious matter.
We'll take care of it immediately.
(upbeat funk music)
How's it going?
Getting awfully low.
Keep on smiling.
Sure.
♪ Everybody's coming to hear my sound ♪
♪ People surround me ♪
♪ Going out of control ♪
♪ My tune is driving ♪
♪ Right through their soul ♪
♪ I'm a music machine, a music machine ♪
♪ wanna dance, make you dance ♪
I don't understand it.
They just got a delivery across the street
and they don't even need it.
Local shortage?
What local shortage?
We can't wait that long.
(line clicking)
Hello, hello?
There's something fishy going on around here.
♪ A music machine, a music machine ♪
♪ wanna dance, make you dance, set your mind at ease ♪
[Man] Hi, cutie.
Hi, yourself, what would you like?
How about a date?
That'll be 200 this week.
How about next week?
I'll think about it.
Great!
In the meantime, um,
fill me up with some of your Super Duper.
Sure.
♪ There's no denying ♪
♪ The only way to be ♪
♪ Is movin' free ♪
♪ I'm a music machine, the music machine ♪
♪ wanna dance, take a chance ♪
♪ Set your body free ♪
♪ I'm the music machine, a music machine ♪
♪ come on and dance, turn me loose ♪
♪ Boogie with me ♪
I think we're out of Super Duper.
Hey sweetie, don't kid around with me.
My baby needs Super Duper.
Can you come back tomorrow?
(car horns honking)
(ominous orchestral music)
we can't let them stop us!
So, uh, why don't we go over there and murder them, huh?
Hey, that's a great idea.
Maybe even break an arm.
- A leg. - An elbow.
- A shoulder. - A knee.
A rib.
No!
We've got to get some gas so we can open up again.
Yeah.
And I know just how we can get all we need.
(light jazzy music)
(upbeat funk music)
Yeah, what do you want?
Fill her up, please.
High-test or regular?
[Roger] we'll start with High-test.
Excuse me, sir, but we're lost.
Could you tell me how to get to Main Street?
Yeah.
You go up that street there and...
♪ It's not easy just to dance ♪
♪ come on ♪
♪ Now baby shake it with us ♪
♪ And baby shake it once ♪
♪ It would be so good ♪
♪ Number one ♪
♪ In the world ♪
Then there's two lights
and you make a right at the laundromat
and you go up three blocks
till you get to the Paradise Theater
and then you make a quick left and then two more rights.
You got it?
Could you repeat that again?
Get lost!
I already am.
[Brucie] Hi!
Hello!
How are you?
What are you doing?
Right down on the beach in those eenie weenie bikinis?
Enjoying the sunshine, or something shady.
Up to your old tricks again, huh?
(laughing)
Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky!
Ooh, you little rascals, you.
(upbeat funk music)
♪ Baby, babe, you know I got you free ♪
♪ This love of ours ♪
Hi, cutie.
I ain't cute, I'm ugly.
I know.
My mother told me.
I think you're cute.
I don't think you're ugly.
Calling my mother a liar?
Well, would your mother think that, um,
this was ugly?
Maybe we should go home and ask her.
Oh, would you help me with this?
I always have so much trouble with these things.
♪ Baby baby ♪
well, like that, it's liable to fall off.
♪ I'm leaving now ♪
♪ Never to return ♪
♪ I said never say never ♪
♪ Some day you may just wanna be mine ♪
Hey, come here.
♪ I said never ♪
Yeah?
That's enough High-test.
I thought you wanted me to fill it up.
Yeah, I do.
But I'd like some regular, too.
What're you making, a mixed cocktail?
It's great for the engine.
Gets better mileage.
Yeah?
I didn't know that.
♪ Some day you may just wanna be mine ♪
♪ She come into my life ♪
Throw it!
Come on!
Oh, come on.
Give it over here.
Come on, throw it here.
Throw it over here.
Come on.
♪ Baby, don't say never ♪
♪ 'cause never is a long long time ♪
(whistling)
(foot thudding)
Hey!
Yeah, that'll be, uh,
$6.
Aww.
(all laughing)
(tone warbling)
(car horns honking)
I can't think of another thing.
It's a dirty rotten trick!
Yeah, so what do you expect?
What a world.
Hey, I got an idea!
Why don't we go over to your mother's house for dinner,
then we could get all the gas we need.
I was at your mother's house last night.
Oh, yeah, your mother's...
Hey, no more mothers.
June, you did everything you could.
You've got nothing to be ashamed of.
Look at it this way.
Well, we almost won.
Well, at least I can get rid of this silly costume.
Poor uncle Joe.
(quirky orchestral music)
(laughing)
So, you kids learned your lesson, huh?
I thought I'd just come over
and take a look before you all disappear.
(laughing)
This'll teach you kids, this a business, not a picnic.
(laughing)
You thought you could compete with me.
(laughing uncontrollably)
what a monster that man is!
Are you just gonna sit around and stand for that?
I guess so.
No, we can't!
Are we gonna just let him walk all over us like that?
And you call yourself a Vulture.
I thought Vultures fought for their rights.
But, we did the best we could.
And are you just going to sit around and mope?
Well, maybe we should do something.
And you, Roger.
Are you willing to give up so easily?
Uh, well, I, uh, I guess not.
Look at you.
All of you.
Maybe Mr. Friendly is right.
No, he's not right.
He's a punk.
Yeah, we're with you all the way.
We'll show him.
Count me in.
(all chattering)
we're behind you.
All right.
[All] No, no, no.
(all shouting)
Hi, Big Sam.
Oh, hello there, sweetheart.
Sam, what's going on?
Going on?
I don't know what you mean.
There ain't nothing going on.
You haven't been around to see me for a while.
Oh, they changed my route.
Sam.
You ain't gonna cry or nothing now are you?
Look, I think they're giving you a raw deal, too.
But it ain't up to me.
You do know what's going on.
Ah, this jerk, Friendly put Smin up to it.
Smin's the big boss.
Smin?
Yeah, he's a real oily character.
How do I get to see him?
(laughs)
Nobody gets to see him,
not unless he's some goddamn Arab sheik or something.
Oh, please, I've got to.
Look, when I pull out of here, follow my truck.
(upbeat funk music)
♪ The road's closing in on you ♪
♪ And you don't know what you gonna do ♪
♪ And you feel like there's nothing groovy ♪
♪ You gotta keep on moving ♪
♪ Keep on moving keep on moving ♪
♪ Keep on moving ♪
♪ Keep on moving keep on moving ♪
♪ Keep on moving ♪
♪ And when the pressure's getting strong ♪
♪ And everything is going wrong ♪
♪ And you feel like you're gonna move ♪
♪ You gotta keep on moving ♪
♪ Keep on moving keep on moving ♪
♪ Keep on moving ♪
♪ Keep on moving keep on moving ♪
♪ Keep on moving ♪
where do you think you're going?
In there.
No way, fella.
♪ Keep on moving ♪
♪ Keep on moving keep on moving ♪
♪ Keep on moving ♪
♪ Keep on moving keep on moving ♪
♪ Keep on moving ♪
♪ Don't let them catch you standing still ♪
♪ Make your life just what you feel ♪
♪ The only thing you gotta do ♪
♪ Is keep on moving ♪
♪ Keep on moving keep on moving ♪
well, what do we do now?
I've got an idea.
(chiming music)
(light funk music)
(speaking mock Arabic)
what?
(speaking mock Arabic)
(Arabian music)
Tell the boss that the sheik and his entourage
are here to have a word with him.
What part of Arabia are you from?
- The west side. - The north side.
The northwest side.
Ah, Sheik.
So good of you to come.
(speaking foreign language)
well, what can I do for you?
[June] Plenty.
What is going on around here?
We're from Joe's Super Duper Service Station.
Joe's Super...
Oh, Joe's Super Duper Service Station.
Get out of here at once or I'll call the police
and have you all arrested for trespassing.
If you make a move towards that phone,
me and my friends are going
to have to trespass over your face.
No, no, no.
Let us not be too hasty.
After all, we're all reasonable men.
I'm sorry, my dear.
I really am.
(clicking tongue)
what a shame.
I wish there was something I could do.
You're such a lovely young lady.
Why would you want to be in such a business anyway?
Never mind that.
I just want to know why you can't ship us any gas?
It's very simple, my dear.
Because we don't have any to ship.
We have our troubles too.
Everyone's got troubles these days.
Our profits are down, down...
what about that?
Hmm?
Oh, how clumsy.
(laughs nervously)
The cleaning staff, they turned it upside down.
(glass shattering)
Anyway, as you can see, there's really nothing I, I can do.
Maybe you would like a job as my personal secretary?
You're the meanest man I ever met.
Now look what you've done.
Why do you say that?
Do you think that just because
you've got all the money and power,
you can play with everyone's life?
Now, now, now, just a minute, young lady.
My uncle Joe worked all his life
just to make a few pennies and a decent living
and then you go and take it all away.
Business is business.
It's not just business.
That terrible guy across the street,
he pulled every dirty trick in the book to try to stop us.
And you helped him.
He even sent men over to rob us.
Now, I didn't know that.
Let me tell you the whole story.
(light chiming music)
(sobbing)
And that's what happened.
That is the saddest story I ever heard.
I don't want to hurt people.
I never wanted to hurt people.
Do you think I like having the fate
of millions of people in my hands?
I need some time to think about it.
Just don't take too long.
(engine revving) (bell dinging)
(car horns honking)
(car horn honking)
Hey, uncle Joe!
(bell dinging)
(car horn honking)
(bell dinging)
Hi, uncle Joe.
Juney!
How's business?
Oh, can't complain.
Do you think those things are good for you?
The best.
Just what the doctor ordered.
You know it's a miracle what you did for your old uncle Joe.
Oh, it was nothing.
Just wait till next year.
(laughs)
Listen, my friends are waiting, I gotta go.
See you later.
Bye.
Hi, you ready to go?
Let's go.
You ready?
- All right! - Go!
Bye.
(sighing)
She always was my favorite niece.
[Brucie] well, it's the end of a beautiful summer.
And this is your favorite DJ,
cousin Brucie signing off, saying,
I love you!
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'll be happy again ♪
♪ Oh, bring them back home where you know they belong ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'm in heaven again ♪
♪ Feeling like the whole world is singing along ♪
♪ Oh, I'm lonely and I don't wanna be ♪
♪ I want a life of love and of harmony ♪
♪ I'm lonely and I finally see ♪
♪ How I can make this dream come true for me ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'll be happy again ♪
♪ Oh, bring them back home where you know they belong ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'm in heaven again ♪
♪ Feeling like the whole world is singing along ♪
♪ To a song that says we'll always be near ♪
♪ You'll never be lonely again ♪
♪ It's a song that says there's nothing to fear ♪
♪ we'll be with you till the end ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'll be happy again ♪
♪ Oh, bring them back home where you know they belong ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'm in heaven again ♪
♪ Feeling like the whole world is singing along ♪
♪ Singing along ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'll be happy again ♪
♪ Oh, bring them back home where you know they belong ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'm in heaven again ♪
♪ Feeling like the whole world is singing along ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'll be happy again ♪
♪ Oh, bring them back home where you know they belong ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'm in heaven again ♪
♪ Feeling like the whole world is singing along ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'm in heaven again ♪
♪ Feeling like the whole world is singing along ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'll be happy again ♪
♪ Oh, bring them back home where you know they belong ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'm in heaven again ♪
♪ Feeling like the whole world is singing along ♪
♪ Just give me all of my friends and I'm in heaven again ♪
(lion roaring)