(شخير)
219B1486
وش ذالخياس
نزلني تحت
(صوت ال تي في)
تحب تسمع صوت نغمة؟
ايييه يا ولدعمي
صوت البيانو
اوه يا ليكي
انت فله
يا بعد تسبدي خلني انا اكلمه
يا وليدي انا وامك نبيك
تبشك مع ولد الفينكليستيني
هو ولد طيب وعلى نيته وو...
بيدخل دورة بالجيش
وتذكر انه كان من النسور الكشافة
اورنلد
ما ودك تاكلين زق انتي؟
احنا ما نبي هوشه عائلية..
ودلاخه
احنا اصلن جايبين العيد
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ممكن توقفها شوي؟؟
مسوي جالس تسوي عظلات هاه؟؟
انت تدري انك تقدر تقوي عظلاتك وانت تجمع فراولة..
زي منت عارف تنزل وتاقف
زي المكسيكان
لعنه ممكن انا اقدر ادبرلك وظيفة
مع شركة الفواكة المتحدة
انا اعرف واحد في هالشركة
راح يساعدك تبدى عندهم حياتك الوظيفية
تبدى مع الفراولة
وممكن تمهد طريقك للموز الملعون
متى يا سفلة؟؟
متى يالسفلة بتتعدل وتغدي رجل؟؟
تغرررررة
دود
اووه يا رب انك تساعدني
والله الي ورطنا فيه هالداشر
انثني انا احتاج اكلمك
الحين واسمع يا سلوقي
لا تعطيني ظهرك وتروح وانا اتكلم معك!
انت دورلك وظيفه ملعونه قبل ما تغرب الشمس
ولا ترى بدخلك الجيش
مع ملعون الوالددين فناكليستوني
ابن القحبه
ارفع وافهي
كذا دايم تطير دراهمي
في رئـــــتي
وبعض الاحيان اطلع الدخان من خشمي
(يخنبك بالياباني)
لما يجي وقت المشاكل
يبدى الوضع يزعجني
اخذت نفس
وكل الي همني اروح افهي وارفع
بوينس دياس بيدرو
(قرقر بالاسباني)
كل عفشي في السياره المطيحه
السيارة المطيحه شوي رفيعه
السيارة المطيحه تمشي بشويش
السيارة المطيحة حقت التردد والدوران
ياااااا
سيارتي المطيحة تعرف كل الشوارع
السيارة المطيحة هي الي لازم تشوفه
السيارة المطيحة ما تحتاج بنزين . الحييين
السيارة المطيحة ما تمشي بسرررعة
خذلك فره
خذلك فرره
(شخييير)
ما عليه
حبيبتي كله غراام
انا تقريبا انيكها كل الوقت
فله
وادري انها هي بعد تحبني
(Gasping)
افف
ممكن يكون هذا سحر
اوه ياااه
سحر
هوا
لا هاااااا
اه ها
اقوول انتم يا بنات تحتاجون توصيله
لا لا
متأكدين انتم؟؟ انا رايح نفس دربكم
لا
كاني اشوفكم تلمسون في بعض
هواا.. وشذا؟؟
وشذا لصدر؟؟ وشذا الحبه؟؟؟
(تفحيييط)
وخررو بديييور بيدييور
جيرزميكز
(بوااري)
الو يا ام حبتييين
يلله يا حبيبتي انا راح اوصلك
ايه انحنيلي واوصلك البيت
وجععع انت منتب مزه
ايه ادري
هذي الطريقه الوحيدة الي اقدر اخلي احد يوقفلي
هذا دعاية نصب واحتيال يا رجل
ادري بس انت اسمع
انا امس بالليل نايم بحفره يا رجل
خصياني شوي ويثلجن
انا ما توقعت ان لك خصيان
وااو وش هالسياره الزينه
اوه اعجبتك؟؟
وااو انت مسوي الدناديش هذي بنفسك؟؟
ايه انا ظبطتم ونسقت وزينت
واااو وش هالزين يا رجل
اييه ادري
يلله يلله انا بوصلك خل نمشي
اصبر يبن الحلال بروح اجيب عفشي
اسرع انا عندي مشاوير واجد
يا زقتين
طيب يلله مشينا
اصبر دقيقه
باقي كم غرض بجيبهم طيب؟
ثواني
يبن الحلال اسرع
وش راح تسوي؟
اخلص يا رجل
واحطططوه بالاول
الدززززززه هلا هلا
واحطططه بالثااااني
والثـــــــــالث
والدزززززه
ههههههههههههه
بطنييي
وين تبي اوديك يالذيب؟؟
خلاص خلاص نزلني هنا يا رجال
انت ما تخاف من السبيييد ( السرعه)
اوه انت معك لجج (سبييد)
هاه وشوو؟؟ هاه ايه لا ما عندي لج لج يبن الحلا
بس معي شي افضل
معي صويريخ
صحيح فللله
خذ ولع
خل نسوي عيوننا زي الصينيين
وش هالصاروخ هذا يا رجل؟؟
هذا من النوع الطيب ويزبط نفوخك
هذا شكله عود اسنان يا هووه
لا موب عود اسنان يا رجل
الا هذا عود اسنان
لا يبن الحلا
هاه ايه والله عود اسنان
انا ممكن حاطه بالجيب الثاني
لحضه انا حاط هالتبن هنا يا الذيب
ايه هذا لا لا هذا زبي
اها حصلته
خذ يا رجال
ولع هالملعون الي ما بغينا نحصله
حنا بنفهي حتى تحس انك بالقمر
وجع اتمنى ان زبك اكبر من هذا يا رجاااال
ايييه يا رجال شفيك انت تبي انزلك الحين
اسمع يا خوي تبي ارفعبك ترفيعه طيبه
العرايس لها خصيان يا خوي
انا معي صاروخ هنا ومحتفظ فيه من فتره
لمناسبة خاصه
ولع ابووه
اتمنى الطبول ورا ما يجيهن شي
انت بالتجنيد يا خوي
لا انا زيك بفرقه
انا الفنان يا خوي
هذا المطلوب
نعزف ونغني كل الاغاني
انا الة حب
وما اشتغل لاحد الا انت
انا الة حب
وما اشتغل لاحد الا انت
الحريم يرفعون انبيري
بعدين ادخل بهم
وبعدين اقول
(لغه اسباني)
افففف هذا صاروخ يا خوي؟؟
يا ابن الزنوه لاف كيلو انت؟؟
اقلاااع
لا تهايط انتبه ولا بتفصل
وشو؟؟ من جدك انت شكلها قويه؟
هل هي راح تخليني انلحس
تبي نصيحتي اربط حزام الامان
هذا كل الي اقدر اقوله لك
يبن الحلال انا ارفع من اول ما انولدت ي ذيبان
انا اقدر ارفع اي شي
انا مره لفيت خرييطه ورفتعه
كل شي
انا مره لفيت خيزرانه وخشخشت
خزيراانه؟
ايه هذي الي تمحط فيها
اوه عصا يعني
ولا سوت اي شي لي
انا ممكن اشرب هالصاروخ كله لوحدي
واقدر بعده اتفاهم وامشي واروح واجي
ما راح تكون عندي اي مشكله يا ذيبان
خش خش خش خش واكتم يا صديقي
كانها تسحبك على طريقة بو بو ولا ؟
اقول يا خوي
شتبي؟
اوه
اقول وش انت لافلنا؟؟
كلها ماوي واويي يا صديقي
كييف؟
لاكن فيها تفهييه غير طبيعييه
وش هالشي الغير طبيعي
زق كلب
وشو؟
ايه بقولك كلبي اكل حوزتي
كنت حاطها على الطاوله
وجا ابن القحبه الصغير هذا واكلها
من جدك؟
ومن اكلها وانا وراه بالبيت ومعي صحن صغير
ثلاث ايام اونا اطارده حتى خثق امها وطلعته
من جد جوي جو كلب الحين
انت تقصد اننا جالسين نرفع زق كلب؟
هي رفعت فيك صح ولا لا؟؟
تصدق انا احس ان الحوزه صارت اقوى بعد ما طلعت من مكوت الكلب
مدري انا ما احس بطعمها
من جد
والله يا هي قويه يا صديقي
ايه ادري
الا اقول
كيف سواقتي
شكلين ملبقيين يالذيب
لعنه
لعنتن تلعنك وش لافلنا انت
انا ما قد فهيت زي كذا بحياتي
انا رفعت كثير
بس هذا من جد غرييب
انت كويس؟؟
مقدر اتنفس
ليش شفيك ؟
ما اقدر اتنفس ياااخي
طيب انت بس
طيب هنا
معي شي انا راح يعدل جوك يا صديقي
انت بس انلحست شوي
والله اني ما قد فعت شي زي كذا بحيااتي
خذ هذي يا خوي
هذا بيظبط اجوائك
وشذا يبو؟
انت بس كلها
لا لا اصبر لا تاخذ هذي
وششو
انا عطيتك الحبوب الغلط
وش تقول انت ؟؟ انا اكلتهم وخلصت؟
هو هو هو هوو
وش قصدك بي هو هو هو هو
وااو
وش كااان هذااك يا رجال
انت اكلت اقوى حبببوب لحسه بالعالم
ما قد جاني منهم ابد ولا قد شفت احد ياكلهن
يبن الحلال انا ما قد اكلت هالحبوب بحياتي
انت لازم تفضي نفسك لمدة شهر بتنلحس فيها
يا زقيتين احس اني بموت
هالحبوب هذي يتخليني اموت يا بن الناس
لا هذا صنف زين
هذي بتخليني انلحس
انا شفت عيال حارتنا اكلو من هالحبوب
روسهم طالعه كانها مخدات
اقول اركد الحين انت
اقول اهجد لا العن امك
اسمع انت بس قل اووووووووووووو
وشو
اقول سو كذاااا
اوووووو
اوووووووووو
h,,,,,,,,,.
اووو يا زقتييين
لحسسسه
لحح
لحسسسسه
لحسسسسهههه
هااه
انت كويس الحين
اييه والله
انت هديت الحين
اييه
انت الحين كويس صح
اكيد
Aaaaah!
وجععع ولعنه وش جالس تزين فيني انت
بعض الاحيان هالشي يساعدك تهدي
ممكن نقزع من هنا الحين
حنا مبشكيين على الرصيف
يلعن ام الفله هههههههه
الشرطه ورانا امششش
بينزززل يبجينا
حنا رحنااا فيهاا
يلعن ام الصنف
Aahhhh!
جا الشرطيييي
Ha ha ha!
يلعن ام الفله يا صديقي
انا ما قد حسيت بالاحساس هذا
انا ما توقعت انه كذاا
Ha ha ha!
وش عندك انت وياه
Ha ha ha!
Aahhhh!
نزل الطاقه
(Knocking On Window)
طق حتى تشبع اهم شي انك ما تقدر تدخل عندنا
اهجد يا منسم انت تكلم شرطي
Ha ha ha!
اصصصبرر خلني انزل الطاقه
حمل العفش يا ولد
كم الحموله الي معكم
والله ياخوك مدري انا نسيت
انت نسيت يالتسلب
هالموقف مار علي قبل
ممكن اشوف اثباتك
وشو
رخصتك وينه
بالشنطه
لا انا اقصد رخصت القياده
ايه ايه
ممعي الرخصه يا شويش
Hee hee hee!
انا بس تذكرت موقف يموت ضحك يا رجال
هنا امك
Ha ha ha!
ممكن تقولي اسمك
هاه وشو؟
اقول وشو اسمك
اعتقد انه مكتوب عندك هنا
ايه اسمي بيدرو
انتظر هنا شوي وراجع
طيب اخلص علينا
انا اقتقدتك ارجع بسرعه
انا لازم اتخلص من هالحوزه
اهجد لا تورطنا
ايه طيب
حنا بنروح فيها
Hee hee hee!
انا انعميت
يا زقتين انا اعمى
(Babbling)
Ha ha ha!
Hey, hey...
انا الحين اشوف بوضووح واشوف قطرات المطر
Hee hee hee!
انا الى متى بكون كذا
وانت وش اسمك
خوفتني يا خي
انا قلتك اسمي
انت وش اسمك
(Coughing)
انت يا منسم خوينا بيعرف اسمك
(Vomiting)
Uh, his name is Raaalph, man.
انا كنت جالس بالمقهى
جالس اتمقل وافكر
لما لحظه
هالشرطي جا وقبض علي
هو قال انت اسمك بيدرو
انا قلت اكيد اسمي بيدرو
هو قال اجل تعال معي
لانك الشخص الي حنا ندوره
قلت له اسمع انا انظلمت
هاي لا انا صدق مظلوم
او انا ما قد زينت شي غلط
بس كل الوقت افهي
انا مظلللوم
حطونا بالطابور
والانوار معميه عيوني
كان هناك واحد فقير زيي
واقف بنفس الطابور
انا ادري اني وقعت لمخطط واحد خبيث
لما جا واحد داشر مشبوه
جا لمنا وقال ايه هذا هو يا رجل
انت اصبر انا مظلووم
اوه اسمع القاضيه انا مظللوم
انا ما قد زينت اي شي غلط
ايه بس كل الوقت مفهيي
ايي انا مظلوم
انتم بمشككله كبييرة
الاخ خلاني في الاوله والثانيه والدرجه الثالثه
هو قال انت وين كنت فيه ليلة 29
قلت انا كنت بفراشي
هو قال يالقاضي هذا بكااش
انا قلت لحضه انا مظلووم
لا تسسون فيني كذا
لاني مظلووم
انا ما قد زينت اي شي غلظ
بس كل الوقت افهي
او انا مظلووم
يلعن امه فدكااا
(Laughter)
Oh, shit.
هايي انا تحت هنا
انا ما اشوفك
You can sleep in that bedroom right there, man.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's cool there.
Check you in the morning.
Listen, where's the bathroom?
It's right there. See that door?
See you tomorrow.
We got rehearsal.
Okay.
Listen, if you hear some noise in the bedroom,
it's just me and my old lady.
Next tune you hear will be dueling bedsprings.
Check you in the morning.
(Drums Playing)
(Man) Amigos, presenting y'all's new uniforms.
All right!
Lookit here!
Check it out!
Hey, man, I can't wear this stuff, man.
This is terrible, man.
Look, it don't even fit.
No, baby, you clean as Skeeter's peter.
You just don't understand the new style.
It's too short, man.
We'll just make a few minor adjustments, homes.
Hold it, man.
I can't wear this.
Aw, Curtis, man!
My man!
Look at these uniforms!
Didn't I put them in the pocket?
These are outta sight!
I hope mine is as bad as this!
You see the new cuts on them?
All we need is rhinestones and pointed shoes!
Hey, these uniforms are lame, man.
What you mean lame, sucker?
Pedro, where's the white dude
you said was playing drums?
That's him, man.
That's James, the bass player, man.
What's happening?
Seriously, man, these look like waiter uniforms.
- You don't like them, man? - No.
I'll be in the kitchen.
He's right, man. These are lame.
This is the new cut. Y'all be bad.
If we're going to wear uniforms, man,
let's everybody wear something different.
Yeah, that's it.
Everybody wears something different
but the same, you know?
I gotta get out of this stuff.
Hey...
Get us something else, man.
Pedro, this is Curtis, baby.
Yeah, I know Curtis, man.
I'm on top of it. Rest easy.
Curtis is on the case.
Hurry up, man. We gotta go score a lid.
(Starts Car)
(Radio) ...and we'd like to rock-'n'- roll
and play some great music.
I have a song by the Search Boys.
The Search Boys are going to go searching.
Don't ask me what they're going to go searching for,
but they're gonna go searching.
So, let's do it.
I searching
every which a-way
I searching, brother
I searching
I'm a-searching every which-away-ay-ay
But I'd like to go to the mountain
You know I dream these things someday
Oh, hear what I say
I hear what you say
Where the Kona Gold or Maui-wowie
We sold each other and need
We need...
(Pedro) I can't believe we can't find no grass nowhere, man.
(Man Stoner) Too many people are smoking it now.
It really makes it tough on the rest of us.
Yeah.
The prices have gone crazy, man.
Some people pay 1 00 bucks a lid, man.
Wow!
Who lives here, man?
That's my cousin Strawberry.
He's probably got some dope.
He's always got the best smoke.
I hope so, man.
Yeah, well, he's cool.
He's a little weird.
He went over to Vietnam, man,
and he came back all weirded out, you know.
That Nam grass will do it to you, man.
That stuff will lay you out, man.
That's what lost the war.
Whatever you do, don't say nothing
about his birthmark, because he flips out.
I ain't going to talk about nobody's birthmark.
Don't look at it, either.
Come on.
You sure it's a birthmark, man?
Sometimes that Nam grass will do weird things
to your face, too, you know.
(Knock Knock)
Who is it?
It's me--Pedro, man.
Pedro's not here.
No, I'm Pedro, man. Open up.
What's the matter, man?
Somebody's messing around, man.
Come on. It's open, man.
Hey, Strawberry!
Strawberry's not here.
(Whistles)
Hey, it's a bird.
A bird is answering the door.
Aw, wow!
What a trip.
Hey, fella.
Hey, Strawberry?
Wanna get high? Wanna get high?
Must've had a party here, man.
Wanna get high?
Hey, want something to eat, man?
They got some pizza.
Strawberry?
(Record Skipping)
Hey, Strawberry?
(Crash)
Oh, Strawberry.
Hey, what's happening, man?
How you doing?
(Bird) Starbuck! Starbuck!
Pedro?
Yeah, yeah, right. Pedro, man.
This is my friend...
uh...
Strawberry.
(Man Stoner) Hey, how you doing, man?
I'm doing, friend.
Um, oh, yeah!
Well, we were stopping by
to see if we could score some smoke, man.
Nobody's got none, you know?
So, like, we was wondering
if we could score some smoke from you.
Smoke? You want some smoke?
I'll get you some smoke, man.
All right. Yeah.
I told you we could score some from him.
What you looking at, man?
Oh, nothing!
I wasn't looking. I was just...
I wasn't looking at his neck, man.
Your friend better stay here.
We're going to go see some people of mine,
and they don't like strange dudes.
They don't fuck around.
- Well, I'll stay here. - Yeah.
Ah, look at that, man. The great outdoors, huh?
Yeah, great outdoors.
(Whistling)
Ah! El roacho.
(Coughing)
Huh.
God, it sure looks real.
Ooh...
Who are you?
Hey, how you doing?
I spilled-- I made a mess.
I was just trying...
Oh, where have you been all my life?
- We just come in... - If you don't mind...
It's not really...
(Sniffs)
uh...
Geez, I don't believe it.
(Making Duck Noises)
Oh!
(Making Elephant Noises)
Ha ha ha!
Oh, is that great?
What a rush, huh? What's that stuff like?
Good shit.
The freak with the top hat
is leaving with the basketball.
Cover the freak.
He's covered.
Have the rest of the men stand by.
Stand by.
I think we're onto something really big, Harry.
This could be the bust we've been waiting for.
Right, Sarge.
Zipping up.
(Whistle Blows)
(Strawberry Imagines Explosions)
(Imagines Gunfire)
Claymores.
What?
Claymores.
Get me up past that last hutch
and jettison me into the paddies.
What are you talking about paddies?
Ain't no paddies, just Chicanos, man.
What are you talking about?
Strike that line chatter, grunt.
If you'd deploy a little recon,
you'd see that Charlie has us surrounded.
Charlie? Oh, man. It's a cop.
Strawberry, they're around your pad, man.
They're gonna bust your pad!
Hey, Strawberry!
Are you flipped out on one of your Vietnam trips?
Hold on to your thing, man.
You take the point. I'll take the rear.
If you need air, call it in!
Where you going?
Hey, Strawberry!
Oh, shit!
Strawberry!
Fuck, man.
Fuck.
Shit.
(Music Playing)
(Telephone Ringing)
I-I-I-I... I better get that.
Hurry up.
Hello?
Hello.
Man, don't answer the phone even if it's me calling.
Man, I think it's bugged.
Pedro?
Yeah, this is Pedro. I mean, no--
Look, the house is being raided.
Get out of the house.
Hey, Sarge. Listen to this.
Did you get the weed?
Hey, man, opcays. you hear, man?
Get outsky, man.
Igpays. Igpays. Vamoose.
Sounds very Latin.
Could be the Mexican connection. Better get this down.
(Man Stoner) Did you get the dope?
Hurry back, man. There's some joints around here.
Hey, there's coke and everything, man.
Pedro, the place is full of joints.
Come on back, man.
This could be it, Harry.
(Chambers Pistol Round)
Pass the word along.
Tell the men
it's time to shoot the moon.
Shoot the moon!
No, you idiot! Not out there!
On the microphone! On the microphone.
Shoot the moon. Shoot the moon.
Hello? Can't hear you, man. Just a minute.
Hello.
Hey, Pedro? We get cut off?
We really did get cut off.
(Rattles Door)
(Clicking Receiver)
Hey. Hey. Hello?
Shit, man. How am I going to get him out of there?
Hey! Hey!
All right! Freeze! This is a bust!
The party's over, folks. You, out.
You, freak there with the red coat--no, no.
Don't swallow the dope. We know you're holding.
Just how well do you know that freak with the basketball?
Which basketball?
Sergeant, get a load of these two.
(Sergeant) What's her problem?
(Woman) Can't you see she's sick?
She's sick, all right.
It's turning blue.
Yeah? That's high-grade stuff.
Could be Peruvian flake.
That's right. Keep laughing, miss.
Just keep on laughing,
but this is not a laughing matter.
This is serious!
This stuff destroys your mind!
Can't you see she's sick? She's been through a lot.
She's all fucked up.
You watch your language, miss.
Harry, remember to get a lab sample of this stuff.
You have the right to remain silent.
If you refuse that right,
anything you say may be used against you.
Have you got the book?
No, sir.
Used against you in a... in a court of law.
Read the book!
Thank you.
Jesus!
You have the right to remain silent.
If you give that right up....
What's going on here? Hey, who are you?
We're from the finance company.
We came to reprocess the furniture, man.
That?
Yeah. We gave them a lot of chances to pay up,
but they didn't pay up.
Boss says it's got to go, man.
I'm just doing my job.
All right! Everybody out! Move everybody out!
That means you, buddy.
What the hell are you doing, Murphy?
All of you, come on. Let's go. Get out.
Everybody.
- It's locked, man. - Oh, yeah.
Let go.
Let go, man.
What's going on, man?
It's a bust.
We got to figure out some way to get you out of here. Shit.
(Bird) All right, freeze. This is a bust. Strawberry.
Ha ha ha ha!
Single file.
I wasn't looking at his neck.
I wasn't looking--
(Gunshot)
No, man. The town's dry.
There ain't no dope nowhere, man.
I got to pee.
Hey, Pedro.
Hey, Pedro, my man.
What's happening, Curtis?
What's going on?
How you doing, man?
Oh, I don't know. Hey, this your ride?
Yeah.
Wow.
I got it off my cousin Johnny.
This is your--
I mean, this bad low machine is yours?
Yeah.
Oh, Pedro. You got a taste of soul.
And style, too.
Yeah, I hear you.
You know what you need
to go with this bad ride?
A chick?
No, baby. Check these out.
Knuckles?
Genuine diamonds, baby.
Those ain't for-real diamonds, man.
What you--Hey, man! Check this out. Step back.
Ain't for real? Check this.
(Scratching)
What are you doing? You scratched my window.
You know, it's cool. It's cool.
You know what I do need?
We been looking for some smoke.
You got some?
Hey, man, I got some weed straight from Turkey.
It's what set them Arabs off.
Arabs from Turkey?
Yeah, man. They was from Turkey.
This stuff will put a hump in a camel's back.
No shit?
I wouldn't shit you, baby. This is some bad weed.
You got it on you?
It'll boogie-woogie on your brain.
All right.
Just 'cause we tight,
I'm going to let you have it for a double dime.
(Fly Buzzing)
(Man Stoner) Man, this shit ain't shit, man.
(Pedro) What?
We smoked this whole lid,
and I haven't even got a buzz yet, man.
You mean we ain't high?
I ain't high. I'll tell you that, man.
I don't feel nothin', man.
Boys, my man Curtis sure came through for us,
didn't he, man?
I'm annihilated, you know?
Dame una galleta.
What?
Get me a cookie.
Juan, don't beg me, man.
Go in the kitchen.
You must get high on lawn clippings,Jack,
'cause this ain't grass.
I'm telling you that.
Aw, you guys is tripping, man.
Curtis is our partner, man.
He came through for us.
If he sold you that, I wouldn't--
Hey. Hey, man, hide. Hide, man. It's a bust.
Freeze, you chili-chokin' pepper belly.
Let's prowl the rooms.
I'll check the rooms on the left.
What you got in here, lady?
Hey, man. Get the seeds.
Who is it, man?
It's a bust, man. Get the seeds.
Seeds?
Yeah.
Why, man? They can't bust you for seeds.
Then just hide your face.
We ain't done nothin'.
It's a bust, man.
We're clean. There's no weed.
Shh...
What's going on?
Oh, man. It's just the migra.
Who?
Oh, I forgot. Shit.
Migra?
They're looking for illegal aliens.
I forgot it's the wedding.
The wedding?
Yeah.
So, who are these guys?
They're the immigration. You know, the migra.
They're going to deport these dudes.
Deport them?
Yeah. See, my cousin
is getting married down at TJ, man,
so he calls the immigration on himself.
But why?
So he can get a free ride, man.
They take the whole wedding party,
plus they even get fed lunch, man.
So we're cool?
Yeah. We got nothin' to worry about, man,
unless you don't got a green card.
(Honking)
Hello, Uncle Chuey. This is Pedro.
Hey, man, we got deported. We're in Tijuana right now.
We need a way to get back.
You got anything needs to be picked up here?
Oh, yeah?
Yeah. Yeah. Oh-- Hold on.
No. No. Gracias.
Okay, what's the address?
1 -8-1 -1 .
(Honking)
Hey, toro.
Hey. Hey, man. We got a ride.
Far out, man.
My Uncle Chuey's got a van
we gotta smuggle across the border.
What are we smuggling?
Upholstery, man.
He's got an upholstery shop in Beverly Hills,
but he gets cheaper work done here, man.
(Sergeant Stedenko) The smuggling of marijuana
from Mexico into the United States
has reached a dangerous high.
The methods have become unbelievably devious,
and these seeds
may sow the destruction of the human race.
Gentlemen, I don't think we need to comment
on the seriousness of the situation.
Harry, will you cool that? Stop that, Harry.
Gentlemen, we are on the threshold
of copping one of the largest shipments of marijuana
ever to cross the Mexican border into the United States.
The question is,
how are they going to transport it across the border?
- By boat. - Carrier pigeon.
Freight.
Piggyback.
Plaster casts.
Long trucks. Long trucks.
Let me show you.
Inside TV sets.
No, Harry. No, no, no. Not inside TV sets.
The TV set itself is the marijuana--
the tube, the picture, the aerial, the whole works.
How can you make a TV set out of marijuana?
That's a good question, Harry. I'll show you.
Now, the weed is separated from seed.
The weed is then transformed into liquid.
The liquid is then acted upon
by a chemical which makes it hard
like a plastic.
The plastic is then transformed into a spray.
This spray, gentlemen, is called fiberweed,
and it's pure marijuana.
Thanks to the efforts of our undercover man
inside the dope factory,
we have some very interesting facts.
That is quite a quantity of marijuana, gentlemen.
It is not a lid or kilo or gram.
How much do you think is here?
A million pounds.
Harry?
A shit-load.
Harry!
We do know that the dope factory's disguised
as an upholstery warehouse.
Hey, this is the street, man. Come on.
How can you eat this stuff?
I love them. Don't you like these?
I told you not to buy it, Man. God.
What did you do that for, man?
I would have ate it.
A dog could be in that stuff.
You got the address?
Good dog, man.
Hey!
Son of a...
1 -8-1 --
Is that 7 or 1 ? Ah, it's 7. Come on.
Let's go check this place out.
Hey, we're here to pick up the van, man.
Shh!
(Whispering) We're here to pick up the van.
Have a seat.
The boss will be right back.
Okay, the boss will be right back, man.
Those burritos, man.
Hey, man, where's the bathroom?
Straight in the back.
Yeah. Thanks.
Come on, cheeks. Come on. Tighten up.
(Machines Make Farting Sounds)
Come on, cheeks. Stay together.
Let's stay together.
(Loud Machinery Noise)
Come on, cheeks. Stay together. Oh.
(Sizzle)
Oh, God. I hope that was a fart.
Oh, shit. Ah...
excuse me, sir.
(Machinery Noise)
What?
Where's the toilet?
Over there.
Hey, excuse me. Where's the toilet?
Oh, thank you very much.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm sorry, man.
(Muffled Voice)
Man, did you eat one of them burritos, too, man?
Supposed to be eating
a little bit of ice cream with it.
Come on, ice cream!
Even though we do not know what we are looking for,
we do know the approximate value of the weed itself.
Gentlemen, I would like to hear your opinions.
A million?
The television set alone is worth close to a million.
- A billion dollars. - Now we're getting somewhere.
I'm freezing at 200 million.
- Sarge, I think it's four billion. - You're all wrong.
Nine billion big ones, boys.
And you know what that means.
The better the bust...
- the bigger the boost. - the bigger the boost.
Excellent.
Well, I guess that about wraps it up.
Any questions?
(Flies Buzzing)
(Pedro) Where'd you learn how to roll them big joints, man?
You like that, man?
Whoa. They're heavy.
I used to be a roadie for the Doobie Brothers.
What a groovy gig.
Yeah. That's how I learned to play drums.
Oh, yeah?
Beating on the drums.
Hey, I dig Mexico, man.
I'd like to come back here
When we got more time.
Are we at the border already?
Looks that way, man.
Shit. Hey, man, get rid of the stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Better get rid of this shit.
(Inhales Deeply)
Man, put it down. Get rid of it.
We're at the border, man.
Shit.
Oh, lookit.
(Puffing)
Hey, get rid of it! Not that way, man.
Throw it out!
Throw it out.
(Honking)
This is Toyota Kawasaki
here at the Mexican- United States border
where a huge task force of narcotic and customs agents
is preparing a surprise welcome for a vehicle
which they say is constructed
entirely of high-grade marijuana.
Don't make that face, man.
You make me laugh.
Okay, just let me do all the talking.
Good afternoon, sisters.
Good afternoon, officer.
How long have you been in Mexico?
Okay, just be cool.
How long have you guys been in Mexico?
A week-- I mean, a day.
Which one is it,
a week or a day?
A weekday.
You got any narcotics
or marijuana in here?
(Coughs)
Uh, not anymore.
You guys better step out of that van.
Aah! I'm on fire!
Oh, Sister is on fire!
(Dog Barking)
Hey, this looks like a bust.
Get Stedenko on the phone. This may be it.
Hey, come on. What have we got here, Sister?
Hey, they're busting nuns, man.
Wow. That's cold-blooded.
Hey, let's watch.
Okay, up against the wall. All of you.
Spread them.
Let's get up against the wall.
(Kawasaki) Sergeant Stedenko,
exactly what are you looking for?
Dope, drugs, weed, grass,
toot, smack, quackers,
uppers, downers, all-arounders.
You name it, we want it.
And how important is it to you
to apprehend the suspects?
Critical-- The buying and selling of dope in this country
may be the last vestige of free enterprise left.
There's rumor, Sergeant,
that the suspects might be armed and dangerous.
Do you expect to see any violence here today?
I certainly hope so.
Sergeant, have you yourself smoked marijuana?
Only once.
Hey, look, we're on TV, man.
Sergeant, telephone.
Hi, Mom.
This could be it.
(Man Stoner) Why are there so many cops?
Let's find out.
Listen, I got to go pee first.
Okay, don't go scuba diving.
So it was a station wagon, huh, Harry?
Very devious.
And they almost look like real nuns,
don't they, Harry?
Down to the stockings.
Very clever. Very clever.
Not bad.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself,
you know that?
Reminds me of a funny story my dad told me.
The only kind of meat
a priest could eat on Friday was nun.
Inside!
Harry, get a sample of that car.
Yes, Sergeant.
(Whimpering)
Start the interrogation, Murphy.
I'll be right back.
(Sniffing)
(Barking)
Hey, what's going on out there, man?
Huh? Excuse me. What's going on out there?
Don't worry about it, buddy. It's nothing.
Just some people doing what they're not supposed to do.
Son of a bitch. Look at the--
Some asshole pissed on my leg!
Listen, our agent just phoned from Mexico.
It's not a bunch of nuns in a station wagon.
It's two hippies in a green van.
Must be some heavy shit.
Let's go! Come on!
Get that siren up!
Where would these two creeps hang out?
Where do hippies hang out today?
Sunset Strip-- That's where they hang out.
Yeah, we could try there.
If they're not there,
we could go up to San Francisco.
Imagine the field day
those two creeps are gonna have
when they find out that van is made of grass.
(Siren)
Huh?
(Stedenko) I don't believe it. I really don't.
You guys are supreme idiots.
How could you let a big green van
slip right through your fingers?
Spend one week at the border,
and what do we end up with?
Busting a bevy of nuns,
a guy pisses on my leg,
and I lose my special canine sentry dog--
Best cop I ever knew.
See anything?
Negative.
Well, use mine. They're on the floor.
Oh, yeah. These are great, Sergeant.
You can see everything.
What do you see?
You know, there's a great donut shop up there.
Do we have time--
No! No! I mean on the road!
Wait a minute. There's the van.
There's the van!
Yeah, that's it.
(Man Stoner) Hey, listen, man.
When we get back to town,
let's get serious about this group, okay?
Yeah, really, man.
Like, if we practice all the time,
we could have a heavy band.
Let's not let anything interfere with our music.
Yeah, that's right.
Hey, you see what I see, man?
Yeah...
Hey, they're hitchhiking, man.
(Honking)
(Siren)
(Stedenko) There they go, Harry.
Keep your eye on them.
(Man Stoner) Wonder what they're doing way out here.
I don't know,
but here comes the Mounties to the rescue.
Holy...
Wow.
Turn around, Harry. They're over there.
Keep your eye on them, Harry!
Hey, man, you know how to drive, man?
Sort of. Why?
Take over, man.
Hey, what are you doing, man?
Hi, ladies.
Hi.
Hey, entrez vous, alla yous.
Thanks.
There you go. Watch your step.
I'll watch everything else.
(Mumbling)
Hey, what's happening?
How far are you going, man?
All the way.
All right.
We're going there ourselves.
Come on over.
(Stedenko) There they go, Harry!
I see them.
Shoot their tires out!
Got it.
No, not yours. Use my gun.
(Gunshot)
Oh, my God!
Damn it! You stupid idiot!
Look, you idiot!
You are a stupid, stupid man!
Get over here, Harry!
Get over here. Give me that gun.
When I think of the time and money
I've wasted on your training,
and you still turn out to be a blithering idiot!
You're an utter failure!
You make me sick!
Have you anything to say for yourself?
In the car!
God, I will never, ever, never
take a baldheaded man in the department again.
Wow. This is a neat van.
Yeah. Want to see the rest of it?
Sure.
Okay, we'll go right back there.
The rest of it is right back there.
Go ahead. Watch your step.
Yeah. There you go.
Yeah, right back there.
Hey, have fun at Magic Mountains.
Oh, yeah. I see London. I see France.
If I ain't out in three weeks, man,
send a search party.
Hey, hold on. Don't start without me.
Want to do a lude?
(Loudly) You got ludes?
No, I don't have any ludes!
I wish I had ludes.
I thought you said you had some.
(Loudly) No, I don't have some.
(Whispering) I don't have enough.
Oh, right. All right.
I wish I had some, you know.
I love a manly chest.
Yeah. So do I...
I mean, on a girl.
Attention, all units.
This is Sergeant Stedenko.
Attention, all units.
This is Sergeant Stedenko.
We are changing from a code 3 direct pursuit
to a code 34 7-- completely lost
due to incompetence.
These chicks are going to the Roxy, man.
They're having a battle of the bands there, man.
Debbie was telling me all about it.
The winner gets a record contract.
A battle of the bands?
It's like the best thing in the world.
Everyone's going to be there and everything.
The winner gets a record contract, man.
That's not going to mean dick
unless they promote you, you know.
We could enter our band. We could win.
It's $ 1 00, too.
We couldn't enter. We don't even know any tunes yet.
What do you mean? We had two rehearsals.
Besides, it's just punk rock.
You don't have to know how to play.
You just got to be a punk. We could do that.
We got to get loaded first, though.
Yeah, we should get loaded.
We need some smoke, man.
Jeez, we need to score a lid.
Stop, and I'll call Gloria.
Who's Gloria?
Hi. You're looking good.
You want to go, like, powder our noses?
Anyway, I want to talk some business, okay?
Yeah. I got the powder.
She's got the best stuff, I'm telling you.
Boy, she can bust me anytime.
You should see her summer whites.
In here.
Wow. That's heavy.
Yeah, man, but I bet a lot of cops
smoke dope now, you know.
No, I mean, look at that, man.
Looks like a radio station.
The request lines are now open!
KGFJ soul radio-o-o-o-o-o!
Do it now, man.
Request lines are now--
(Echoing)
It's open, man.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
All right, Officer Clyde, contact headquarters
and give them our present location.
And then I'm going to take off your dress...
(Panting)
and then I'm going to take off your bra...
Ha ha ha!
and then I'm going to take off your shoes.
Whew. Whew.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Can you hear me?
Hello, headquarters? Hello, headquarters?
Come in, headquarters.
This is Officer Clyde.
Use the code name. The code name.
Headquarters. Headquarters, come in, please.
This is code name Hardhead.
Hat! Hard Hat. Give me that.
Hello, radio dispatch?
This is code name Hard Hat.
Do you read me? Over.
Was that Lard Ass?
Ha!
Hard Hat. Code name Hard Hat.
Do you read, radio dispatch?
Hey, got something for you, Lard Ass.
Hard Hat!
Do you understand?
Lard Ass! Lard Ass!
Hard Hat!
Radio dispatch, do you know who this is?
No. Who is ''this is''?
This is Sergeant Stedenko.
Oh, yeah? You know who this is?
No.
Bye-bye, Lard Ass.
(Tires Screeching)
(Horn Honking)
(Stedenko) Attention, headquarters.
This is code name Lard--
This is code name Hard Hat.
Any sighting of them in the last half-hour?
They burnt the stash they had.
Oh, no.
Yeah. Can you believe it?
They burned the whole thing yesterday.
Oh, no.
They're expecting a new one from Tijuana...
I was in Tijuana once.
...worth millions and millions of dollars.
Ohh.
The cops are out looking for it now.
Jesus, I hope they find it.
If they find it, set aside some lids for me.
Well, you can believe we'll have a party.
Why don't we just, like, split, okay?
Glo, see you.
You want me to give your number to that guy, let me know.
What's that?
I can't believe they burned all this.
Hey, I got to go to the bathroom.
I'll meet you guys outside, okay?
(Whistling)
Hey, homes.
Come on, man.
(Whistling)
Sometimes when you got to go really bad, you can't, you know?
Come on, man.
You wanted to go out there.
I'll put you back in the closet.
I think he's got stage fright, man.
Come on, man.
Ohh.
Ahh, yeah. That's the one.
Oh, hey, man.
Thanks an awful lot, man.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Come on! Look at--Hey!
I'm sorry.
Hey, come ba--
Jesus!
(Telephone Ringing)
(Pedro) Hey, everybody be quiet. I'm calling home.
Hello. Who's this?
James! Man, hey, listen.
We got a gig at the Roxy, man.
So get the guys, okay?
All right, man. Be sure to be there.
See you later.
All right. It's together, man.
We're going to be there.
We're going to take this battle of the bands.
(Engine Starts)
Does this show?
Uh, yeah, they sure do.
No. I mean this, this spot.
Let's see.
Yeah, a little bit.
I'll take it out for you.
Will you?
Sure.Just take it off.
(Siren)
(Jade) I can stay here.
I'll just do it here, okay?
Oh, hey, hey, no, man. Get in the back.
Get in the back.
Okay.
Get in the back.
Whoa!
Okay.Jesus.
Hey, Pedro?
Pedro?
What's the matter?
Pedro!
You still like me, don't you?
Pedro, come here, man.
He is so sweet, you know?
Pedro, get out here.
Man, where'd you learn how to drive?
We got stopped by the cops.
I don't have a license.
Why didn't you tell me that?
What are we going to do?
Oh, shit.
Change places with me.
I don't think he's seen us.
No, no. Sit down.
I've got my leg caught.
Man, like, get over, man.
What do you guys want?
(Chuckling)
Nothing.
You mind if I have a bite of your hot dog?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, man.
You can have the whole thing.
Thanks.
Want some Fritos?
No. This is fine.
Thank you.
Hey, you guys have a nice day.
Thank you.
Hey, man.
What?
You're squashing my nuts.
Oh.
Hey, did that really happen?
What was that dude's trip, man?
I thought we were going to get busted.
Shh. It might be a trick.
Okay, sit there and be cool.
Oh, shit.
Look at him, man.
I wonder what he's been smoking.
Whatever it is, I wish we had some, man.
No kidding.
We got to score some.
Yeah, but where, man?
There's got to be somebody in this town
that's got a lot of smoke.
(Siren)
Ha ha ha!
I want all you mothers off the street
All you lambs off this bloody beat
Well, my freedom's just begun
So if you can't rock, you'd better run
A new age is on the rise
With safety pins stuck in their eyes
The time has come, let's get it down
Let's find the weirdest band in town
At the rock fight
Tonight there's gonna be a rock fight
A highfalutin, tootin' rock fight
There might even be a fistfight
At the rock fight
We'll be rock-'n'-rollin' all night
Long-haired music is what it's all about
Rock-'n'-roll turned inside out
Who's that lady that's lying on the floor?
Need some speed to dance some more
Guitars wailin' out a tune
Groovin', howling at the moon
Oh, baby, those purple eyes
Dimpled cheeks and satin thighs
Don't take the kiddies to the zoo
Wait awhile, I'm going to take you
To the rock fight
Tonight there's gonna be a rock fight
A highfalutin, tootin' rock fight
There might even be a fistfight
At the rock fight
They'll be rock-'n'-rollin' all night
She was, like, nuts.
You could always tell if she was balling her old man.
Everyone would be dozing off,
and all of a sudden she'd start up.
First it would start like--
Ohh. Ohh. Ohh. Ohh.
But then she'd really get going,
and she'd be more like--
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
And she'd start going like a motorboat, you know?
Fu-u-uck me, Alex!
Her boyfriend's name was Alex.
Fu-u-uck me-e-e-e!
Fuck me, Alex!
Oh, I got a cramp!
Oh! Got a cramp!
Yeah! Yeah!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh, God!
Yeah. That's just like it. You're doing good.
Ow! Ow!
Oh, yeah! Oh!
Ow! Ow!
Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
Ow! Ow!
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
There.
Oh, yeah! That's just like it.
Then she'd have, like, two tears.
Oh, it's better. It's out. It's out.
Ahh, it's better.
Oh, that feels better. Oh, God.
Shit. I need some air.
(Cheering)
Right on, man.
I didn't know your name was Alex, man.
Oh, I got a cramp.
Shit, I'd have a cramp there, too.
What's going on out here?
Hey! Hey! You don't even know where you're going.
Wait for me.
Make way for the new king.
Goddamn. You're a star, man.
Go ahead. After you, King Salami.
They're going to be sorry.
Like, I know where the best dressing room is.
Ooh, yeah, yeah!
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ooh, yeah, yeah
Well, I'm living so fast
So you better feel it, baby
I got no place to go
I mean, it's so socko, so socko
So very socko
So socko
So very socko
So socko
So very socko
Baby, I'm just so socko
So socko...
Acting like a bum...
The next day, he comes up to me, and he says,
''Thanks for being there. like, you saved my life.''
Just like Cher.
(Humming)
Hey, man, what are you doing?
Come on, man. Get it together.
We're on in two more bands.
You ought to hear what these other groups are into.
These kids are into something heavy.
I've been writing this new song.
Mama talkin' to me, tryin' to tell me how to live
(Humming)
'Cause I don't listen to her
'Cause my head is like a sieve
Hey, man, are you awake?
I don't feel so good, man.
Did you try to give him some pills?
Yeah, I tried, but I gave him ups.
Shit, man. Come on.
Hey, how many fingers you see?
Uh...
I think I fucked up.
Oh, shit. Anybody got any coffee or anything?
I got a popper.
We could either party later or try to start his heart.
Get on the level. Get up.
Huh?
Okay, come on. Up.
Oh, shit. Watch where you're going.
You're not dying.
You know what I'm saying?
While I got you here, I was thinking
maybe we should have some paper between us,
because in this business
a handshake doesn't mean dick.
Everybody into the van. Hurry! Hurry!
Come on. Come on.
All right. Harry, come on.
Look at all these freaks.
(Horn Honking)
Zipping down.
Aha! There's one of them.
(Tambourines Playing)
You know, I would totally die for you.
You know what I mean?
(Unintelligible)
Well, you dance and rock all wrong
Summer of love is 1 0 years gone
You know in 1 0 years, baby, I'll be gone
But I'm now
Flowers in your hair
'Cause there's nothing under there
Peace and love for free
They don't mean a thing to me
Join our band
Baby, we're through
I want to be like me.
Like, I have my own special way of looking and dressing.
That's me.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Taurus.
Piss off!
Mother's nice, and Daddy's nice
Say it again, and you say it twice
I'd be telling you a pack of lies
And you'd be burying me through moonlit eyes
But you are rocking out in bi-school
I want to go to your school
I don't want to go to my school
'Cause I want to go to bi-school
(Chanting)
Everybody in, boys. All the way down.
That's right, boys.
We want to talk to you boys
about joining your order.
What size sheet do you wear?
(Horn Honking)
Mmm ba-ba, mmm ba-ba
Hey! Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can I see some tickets, guys?
We don't need tickets.
We are brothers of the faith.
We don't need tickets to walk with love.
We got to see tickets.
All right. We are not brothers of the faith.
We are police officers.
Sorry, man. You got to have tickets.
Let's have some tickets.
No. That is a gun. That is not a ticket.
Did you bring the I.D.?
No. Uh-uh.
We have got to get in here right now.
This is very important.
Hey, Sarge. The van.
Huh? The van!
Jeez, no wonder Anita Bryant's pissed off.
(Horn Honking)
Hey! Hey! Wait a minute.
Hey, you!
Hey, where are you taking this tow truck?
Where are you going with our van?
Take a walk.
What do you mean, take a walk? Who are you?
Who owns this van?
Who are you, anyway?
Sergeant Stedenko.
What van?
What do you mean? This van right here.
(Driver) Let's see some I.D.
Hold it right there.
Come back here.
Tell him we didn't do nothing.
You didn't do a damn thing.
Take it easy! Take it easy!
Hey, you know who he is?
Tell him, boss.
Benny, shut up.
We got to call the paddy wagon.
Moving right along,
we don't know who they are,
but here's Alice Bowie.
Don't worry about it.
If you die, I'm the manager.
(Band Warming Up)
(Cheering)
You'd better be good.
Look, I'm not just in it for the money.
I really like it.
Hi. Hi.
Jade East.
(Cheering)
(Booing)
You're the worst!
You guys really had a scheme going, didn't you?
Thought you'd get away with it?
Almost $9 billion.
Nine billion big ones to help disease young minds
with marijuana, smack, toot, crackers, you name it.
Sarge, the wagons are on their way.
Do you realize that this is the bust?
This is the one that will send me to the top.
Nail it down, man.
(Stedenko) Harry?
What?
Are you sure you talked to headquarters?
They said they're on their way.
How about a cheeseburger?
No. A sundae.
Hot fudge?
With some whipped cream on top, nuts.
What's this?
They're anchovies.
Ah, good. Thanks.
I'll buy you something to eat.
I'm stoned.
Yes, you are very, very stoned.
Look at this.
(Giggling)
Sick! You've got food all over your uniform.
You've got no self-control whatsoever.
Come on, man! Let's do it!
(Booing)
Do something!
(Cheering)
All right! You guys ready?
(Cheering)
1 , 2, 3!
Yeah!
My mama talkin' to me, trying to tell me how to live
But I won't listen to her
Because my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me
Because I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of panty hose
My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearing high-heeled sneakers
And acting like a queen
Why don't you guys admit it?
You got the munchies, right?
I've never seen anything so disgusting in all my life.
You've let me down, boys.
Harry, are you understanding me?
I am stoned! I am stoned!
So go with it.
Put it in your sundae.
Go with it? Get away from...
You almost botch up the entire operation,
you lose my best dog,
two guys piss on my leg,
and you tell me to go with it?
I'll go with it!
Go with it. G-go with it.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm so bloody rich!
I only know three chords!
You fools!
(Yelling Unintelligibly)
(Audience Chanting) More! More! More!
(Humming)
My mama talkin' to me, trying to tell me how to live
(Humming)
Wow. Did you hear that crowd?
They gave us a standing ovation.
We're going to have a bad band.
We had them eating right out of their hands.
We're going to be big, man, really big.
We'll be bigger than Ruben and the Jets.
All we got to do is keep practicing,
just keep it together.
I feel good, man.
I wish we had something to celebrate.
You got a joint or anything?
Hey.
What? We getting pulled over?
I just remembered. I got some hash.
Oh, yeah? Fire it up, homes.
I need a pin or something.
There's a pin right here on my tutu, man.
Be brave and remind me to take those back.
We'll get charged for an extra day.
I forgot all about this.
We're going to have a limo, man,
and food backstage, man, everything.
We need a manager. That's the only thing.
My cousin.
He doesn't have a job.
We'll make him the manager.
He's got a van. It'll be heavy.
We'll be the heaviest dudes, man,
Get all-new instruments, man, everything.
All right.
What's this?
I think it's hash.
It doesn't look like much.
Where'd it go?
I don't know.
Oh! Aah!
Hey, watch the road, man.
Aah! Aah!
Oh, shit!
Hey! Hey! Watch the road!
Aah! Ow!
Oh, shit!
Hey, man, you dropped it in my lap!
Well, stop the car.
Reach your hand down there.
Stop the car. Here.
Cabron, my huevos is too hot.
Ydespues I choke
Oh, shit!
Ytodo mis care
Go up in smoke
Come on, let's go get high
Up in smoke
That's where I want to be
'Cause when I'm high
The world below don't bother me
When life begins to be one long and dangerous road
I take a toke
And all my cares go up in smoke
Hay gente que se mortifica all the time
Se hacen viejos antes de su tiempo
But I say arabata all the gusto you can find
Porque all of the time get high, high
Come on, let's go get high
Up in smoke
That's where I want to be
'Cause when I'm high
The world below don't bother me
When life begins to be one long and dangerous road
I take a toke
And all my cares go up in smoke...
I take a toke
And all my cares
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