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Fat Chun!
Morning, you two. Help me out and have some dumplings, eh?
- Just a moment. - I have something to tell you.
What's up? A death in your family?
Pfft! More like a death in your family!
Oh, those of mine that deserved it have long since died.
I'm the sole survivor.
Fat Chun, someone's been talking shit about you.
Oh, who's been talking shit?
Big Mouth Man.
Big Mouth Man? I don't know him.
What did he say?
He said that Wing Chun used to be good stuff,
but the Wing Chun you're learning isn't up to much.
Who in all Foshan, from three to eighty-three,
doesn't know I'm being taught by Leung Tsan?
Really?
This Big Mouth Man, how old is he?
He's eighty-four.
Oh! No wonder, then.
What's so impressive about Wing Chun?
Most impressive is the Two-Character Goat-Clamping Stance.
Back in the day, my master's master
was in the Two-Character Goat-Clamping Stance,
practising kung fu beneath an ancient pine tree.
All of a sudden, howling wind and torrential rain.
Thunder and lightning!
R-R-Rumble...
Lightning struck down the tree.
My master's master, stood in the Two-Character Goat-Clamping Stance
didn't budge even half a step!
That awesome?
What happened to him then?
He got struck by lightning and died.
Yeah, that's what I heard.
Big Mouth Man said your Two-Character Goat-Clamping Stance doesn't work.
Doesn't work!? I'm not trying to scare you,
but when I'm in that stance, not even ten of you could move me.
It's really that awesome?
Listen to him brag!
If you can resist the force of my palm, I'm willing to lose anything.
You think you're some kind of Immortal?
Come on, let's try it out.
No point if it's just for fun.
If I move you with the force of my palm, then you lose your dumplings to me.
And if you can't move me?
Then I'll lose to you the cost of the dumplings.
OK, come on.
Now, once you're in the stance, you can't move.
- Move a muscle and you lose. - OK!
Hey, don't! Big Brother, don't!
Don't, Big Brother!
Hey, Big Brother!
Hey, why are you taking my dumpling stand?
I'm not taking your dumpling stand.
You already lost.
So I'm helping you move it.
You want to deny it?
- I... - I want to thank you.
- Sticky rice dumplings with lye water. - Savoury pork dumplings.
- Sticky rice dumplings with lye water. - Sticky rice dumplings in lotus leaves.
Sticky rice dumplings with lye water, savoury pork dumplings.
Sticky rice dumplings in lotus leaves, savoury pork dumplings.
WEEPING CYPRESS TEA HOUSE
Change-giver Wah, if there's hope for a broke person,
would there be a cure for a stupid one, also?
I don't think so.
I've thought about it.
Maybe I should switch to selling watermelons instead.
What's the use?
You lose money on everything you sell.
Even if they don't cheat you, you'll eat them all yourself.
Hey, point me in the right direction.
What trade should I be doing?
I've got it!
There's a trade where you won't get cheated and you won't eat all you sell.
Fat Chun, you quit selling dumplings?
That's right, I've changed trade.
Changed trade?
What are you selling now? Is it edible?
Whoa!
You switched to carrying shit?
Jeez!
If I didn't change trade, you would've cheated me eventually.
Fat Chun, besides my mum, did you see anyone else?
Oh, yeah! I saw the mayor.
In my house?
No, I just saw him in passing.
HOMETOWN FOR THE PEOPLE
COMPENDIUM OF MATERIA MEDICA
Master's coming.
Master...
Thanks.
Master, is Change-giver Wah still kneeling in the study?
- Third Uncle... - How many times have I told you?
No talking while eating.
Eat your food.
Master.
I know... No talking while eating.
I know, you've told me before.
Why's it called Little Ideas?
Because Master says that one may not succeed in learning Wing Chun.
So don't have too much ambition, have only Little Ideas.
That's why it's called Little Ideas.
Hey, practise hard, eh?!