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1
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Good

2
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Mr Duan, quite a good show !

3
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The show I've organized is not bad

4
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Mistress, this monkey's kung fu
is pretty good

5
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Especially that actress, so beautiful

6
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Look at you !
Of all the days she performed

7
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... you have always showed up

8
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You have been mesmerized

9
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Remember, you promised me

10
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Yes, but you also promised
to give me something

11
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Sure, after you complete this task

12
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I will give it to you

13
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And do whatever you say

14
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Secretary

15
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Master Chan,
Mr Duan invites you to a meal

16
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Him again?

17
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Great efforts, everyone!

18
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Sister

19
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Sister

20
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That Duan Shiangyuan has invited me again

21
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Look at you

22
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Always needing help to take off
your make-up

23
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Sister, I suggest you don't go tonight

24
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As we finish tomorrow
we should go as a courtesy

25
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And express our gratitude...

26
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for their daily support

27
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All right then

28
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But you must not drink that much

29
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All right

30
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A Toast to you both

31
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Good

32
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Mr Duan, you're too kind

33
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Our performance in your vicinity

34
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... has enjoyed your total support

35
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We're really grateful

36
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You're too kind !

37
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I have no other interests

38
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My wife really enjoys...

39
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watching you two perform

40
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As far as I'm concerned

41
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I love watching your kung fu

42
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Mr Duan is too kind

43
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A toast to you again

44
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Please

45
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Brother, don't drink that much !

46
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You bother me again?

47
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No, we still have to pack up

48
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Precisely for that.
Because you're packing up

49
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And we don't know when you'll come again

50
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So please drink up, bring the wine !

51
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Yes

52
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Sister, Mr Duan is right

53
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Master Chan, some say
the somersault on stage

54
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Bei Pai kung fu

55
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... is only for show

56
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And not practical as a matter of fact

57
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What do you say?

58
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Brother

59
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Sister, he's criticizing our kung fu

60
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Saying it's quite useless

61
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I believe Mr Duan's kung fu

62
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... must have reached the pinnacle

63
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No, not really

64
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Li Hang

65
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Yes

66
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Invite Master Chan to instruct the men

67
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Master Chan,
please prove your skills to us

68
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Stop! Master Chan, this is real kung fu

69
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Their backhand technique is entangling

70
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Yes, how different is what they do...

71
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from what you do on stage?

72
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Slightly different

73
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Brother !

74
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Sister, it's a rare opportunity.
Let me show them

75
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Don't be like this !

76
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Sit down

77
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Please

78
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They circle their arms too wide

79
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Lacking agility in the hip region

80
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Also, you're too slow

81
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Look sharp! Stand here

82
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Come on

83
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Put your palm here

84
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His counter strike will be ineffective

85
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Am I right? Mr Duan

86
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Also, your rebound kick

87
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Look

88
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Your stance should not be like that

89
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It should be lower

90
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Right again, Mr Duan?

91
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Right, a toast to Master

92
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Yes

93
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Brother

94
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Studying martial arts with wine
is life's greatjoy

95
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Mr Duan is right

96
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Mr Duan, since you appreciate so much

97
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... my kung fu on stage;

98
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And it so happens I'm in the mood

99
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Good. I'll demonstrate some more

100
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Don't move

101
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Just stand still

102
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Hold your breath. Did I scare you?

103
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But doing this alone is no fun

104
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Good. Get someone to join in
with Master Chan

105
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If two aren't enough, get four

106
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If that's not enough, get ten

107
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Master Chan, I believe this will do?

108
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Oh, whatever

109
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The more the merrier

110
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Brother, you...

111
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I'm not drunk,
just an exchange of techniques

112
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Yes, it's all right. Just for fun

113
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Well, make a move

114
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Young man, more power from the hips!

115
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Grab the fan!

116
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For you

117
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This is my hand

118
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Why did you hit like that ?

119
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Who taught you this?

120
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Good. More wine

121
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Yes !

122
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Another toast

123
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You're a great drinker !

124
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Sister

125
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Brother, drink no more. Let's go

126
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Miss Chan

127
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This fellow's talk about martial arts

128
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... must have bored you

129
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Right? Master Chan?

130
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Brother

131
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Mistress!

132
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Master

133
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Please accompany Miss Chan
to the back hall

134
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And engage in ladies' chit chat

135
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All right

136
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Mr Duan, we really must go

137
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Wait, Miss Chan

138
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Let's have a chat

139
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Brother, don't. You're drunk !

140
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What? Me, drunk?

141
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Right, he's not drunk at all

142
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Sister, they're so sincere
in entertaining us

143
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And besides,

144
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I haven't seen Mr Duan's kung fu

145
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Brother, you're once again ignoring me

146
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Sister... I um...

147
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Miss Chan, leave them to their man-talk

148
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We'll talk about ladies' matters

149
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Come, let's go inside and chat

150
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Brother

151
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That's right

152
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Sister, I'm fine. Go

153
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That's it. Come with me

154
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Master Chan, please demonstrate

155
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Please!

156
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Please!

157
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It's just for fun. Come on

158
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Not bad, you're quite good

159
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You're too kind

160
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Now it's my turn to demonstrate...

161
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some real kung fu

162
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... for you to see

163
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It's not fair fighting with the fan

164
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You...

165
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Mr Duan, where are you going?

166
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Oh...to fetch you wine

167
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Bring the wine

168
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Wine...

169
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Master Chan is very good

170
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Your kung fu is really great !

171
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It has speed, power and agility

172
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Just like a monkey

173
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What did you say?

174
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Monkey Fist

175
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Here's a toast to you

176
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Mr Duan, your hip technique is too stiff

177
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Mine is more nimble

178
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But our kung fu is unlike yours

179
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We use power, not soft like yours

180
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Master Chan, another toast

181
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Power is forceful,
but what about softness?

182
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It's called Power and
soft skills combined

183
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Cheers!

184
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Attack on the groin!

185
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This is called
Monkey Grabbing the Peach. Cheers!

186
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,122
Mrs. Duan, it's late

187
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Isn't my brother's drinking...

188
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bothering Mr Duan?

189
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No, it won't

190
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Let me go and see

191
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Miss Chan, relax

192
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Master Chan and Mr Duan

193
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... are more like brothers

194
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It's all right even if they're drunk

195
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Mrs Duan, you don't know

196
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,639
When my brother is drunk...

197
00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:12,012
He knows not what's happening

198
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:16,520
I'll talk to Mr Duan and ask him...

199
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not to let Master Chan drink anymore

200
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Good

201
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Miss Chan, I've prepared
some ginseng soup...

202
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,986
for easing Master Chan's hang-over

203
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,264
Take care of Miss Chan

204
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,268
I'll demonstrate more Monkey Fist for you

205
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Please go ahead

206
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:42,107
Good...

207
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That isn't all

208
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There's more

209
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The four styles of the palm
are most important

210
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And most difficult to practise

211
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Totally drunk ! Good

212
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You know what to do

213
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Miss Chan, sorry

214
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,347
Your brother is drunk...

215
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and has beaten up people

216
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He ran around like a monkey

217
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,027
And I don't know where he has gone

218
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Brother is a nuisance. It's so late

219
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God knows where he'd have gone !

220
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,425
Don't worry

221
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,298
I've sent many men to find him

222
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:39,763
What about Mrs Duan?

223
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,403
I was busy looking after your brother

224
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:43,941
I don't know where she is

225
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,102
Let me find my brother

226
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,239
That's not necessary

227
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,247
Once my men have found him

228
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,680
They'll alert me

229
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,197
What did you say?

230
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,171
Really !

231
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:18,907
Impossible!

232
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,171
I saw it with my own eyes...

233
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,405
My brother, he...?

234
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,739
Let's go and see

235
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:24,543
Yes

236
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,121
Maser Chan

237
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,167
Master Chan, you...

238
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:47,603
Mrs Duan

239
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:51,334
Mistress, you...

240
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:52,034
Master

241
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:52,940
Brother!

242
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,275
Sister, I...

243
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:56,973
Brother, you...

244
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:02,313
You filth... to have done such a thing

245
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,479
... to ruin my family name

246
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,250
It's not my fault

247
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,655
I was preparing the ginseng soup
in the kitchen

248
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,627
I didn't expect Master Chan
to come in and...

249
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:14,060
I didn't do that, Mr Duan...

250
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:18,000
Shut up. I thought
you were a man of honour

251
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,663
But you have done such an immoral act

252
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:21,704
Brother

253
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:22,796
Grab him

254
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:27,808
Brother

255
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:28,845
You slime!

256
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,711
You still want to struggle
in the face of evidence!

257
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,547
Mr Duan, my brother acted foolishly

258
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,848
... as he was under
the influence of drink

259
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:38,320
Sister, I was...

260
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:41,018
Brother, such shameful act

261
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,354
You still want to argue !

262
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:52,470
Miss Chan, according to our rules...

263
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,402
such act is punishable by drowning

264
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,347
My brother has done wrong,
please forgive him

265
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,013
Can such an act be forgiven?

266
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:07,781
Mr Duan, what remedy is there?

267
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,382
Drown him !

268
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,080
What are you doing?

269
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,214
Quiet

270
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:17,393
Miss Chan, we have our rules

271
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:19,157
There's nothing I can do

272
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,154
Quiet

273
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,927
Mr Duan, then do what you must

274
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,198
Brother

275
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,637
You'll have to forget
you had such a brother

276
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,201
I'll stand in his place

277
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,105
How ?

278
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:34,737
I'll be your mistress, maid... anything

279
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:38,305
Only if you would spare my brother

280
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,213
Sister

281
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,752
Brother, I've decided

282
00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:46,047
Mr Duan, please grant me my wish

283
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,920
How can this be?

284
00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:50,494
Please grant me my wish

285
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,688
All right, I grant it

286
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,629
But only if your brother's hands
were crippled

287
00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,670
Why?

288
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:02,296
Because he has such good skills

289
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,568
And he could use the excuse of wine...

290
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,439
and seek revenge from me

291
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,073
No!

292
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:09,539
Duan Shiangyuan!

293
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,378
Brother, don't

294
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:28,723
Stop

295
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:48,950
He can act and do somersaults

296
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:59,425
One, two, three, four

297
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:03,262
Great...

298
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,029
Now you've all seen the monkey
do somersaults

299
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:12,508
Please, everyone

300
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,307
Buy some candy from us

301
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:16,975
Candy...

302
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,279
There'll be more shows!

303
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,879
Please, help us and buy...

304
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,160
Please buy some candy

305
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:34,824
Please give your support

306
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,962
Get some, it's very soothing

307
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,935
Buy? Why don't you buy?

308
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,703
Don't you have any money?

309
00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:45,038
No, do you?

310
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,007
No!

311
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:50,104
Here's a free one for each

312
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,080
Get the money...

313
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:01,417
One for each, free for all

314
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,188
One for each, very sweet

315
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,201
Not even a dollar

316
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,061
I just opened for business

317
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:16,003
Can you come around later?

318
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:17,273
Collect the money

319
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,812
I just opened for business

320
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,141
And you want to collect money now

321
00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:25,011
That isn't very fair, is it?

322
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,942
Damn you, let's return later

323
00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:32,815
I'll pick them up for you

324
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:34,684
Thank you

325
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,275
Go

326
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,912
Done. Let's go

327
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:02,547
This is a nice restaurant

328
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,515
Boss...have you collected everything?

329
00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:05,885
Everyone has collected his share...

330
00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:08,992
Have some tea first

331
00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:11,453
Waiter, a bowls of sweet lotus soup

332
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,092
Ah Tien, let's return
with the money first

333
00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:31,349
Our collection went smoothly today

334
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:32,815
The boss will be pleased with us

335
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:41,850
Quickly!

336
00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:54,830
Help...

337
00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:59,540
Help...

338
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,054
Help...

339
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,140
Get that kid

340
00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:50,125
What are you doing?

341
00:23:50,228 --> 00:23:50,592
Old sir, may I ask...

342
00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:52,993
where is the Master
doing the monkey show?

343
00:23:53,398 --> 00:23:54,626
Monkey show?

344
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,298
On the boat

345
00:23:56,401 --> 00:23:57,299
Thank you

346
00:24:03,074 --> 00:24:04,098
Uncle Chan

347
00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:07,305
Hello, Uncle Chan

348
00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:08,736
Good !

349
00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:12,739
What, want to watch
the monkey show again?

350
00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:15,747
I don't do it in the evening

351
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:17,753
No

352
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:22,924
I bought you some food

353
00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:28,661
And good wine. Try it

354
00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:32,362
Uncle Chan, what are you doing ?

355
00:24:32,704 --> 00:24:34,069
This is quality wine

356
00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:35,563
Be gone!

357
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,575
I didn't know you don't drink

358
00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:41,904
How about some food

359
00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:53,388
Using your hands, it's not hygienic

360
00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:58,853
Put it in the bowl

361
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,225
Little fellow, what's your name?

362
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,098
Little Monkey

363
00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:06,664
Little Monkey?

364
00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:09,636
My parents died when I was young

365
00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:11,834
So I just let people call me
Little Monkey

366
00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:14,578
No wonder you're
as naughty as a monkey. Sit

367
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:20,115
Little Monkey, forgive me forjust now

368
00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:21,878
Whenever I see wine...

369
00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:23,454
You don't drink, is that it?

370
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:27,384
Yes, the food is good

371
00:25:27,492 --> 00:25:28,823
But of course, it's from Fok Kee

372
00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:30,690
Prepared especially for you

373
00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:32,285
You must have spent a lot of money

374
00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:34,756
The money is taking advantage of you

375
00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,458
I got it from those other people

376
00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:38,902
Then that's stealing

377
00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:40,266
But I can't beat them

378
00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:41,266
Truthfully

379
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,307
If you can't beat them, steal from them

380
00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:46,836
In this world

381
00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:51,882
There are so many vices

382
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,913
Uncle Chan, eat while it's hot

383
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,313
Right, join me

384
00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:03,090
Uncle Chan, most performing artistes...

385
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:04,661
usually drink some wine

386
00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:06,227
Why don't you drink ?

387
00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:12,299
Uncle Chan, what's the matter?

388
00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:20,736
Nothing. Just a little indigestion

389
00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:25,445
... causing gas.
Make yourself comfortable

390
00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:26,642
Sit...

391
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,086
Eat up!

392
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,120
Uncle Chan, here's a chicken leg

393
00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:36,891
Thank you

394
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,089
Why do you hold chopsticks like this ?

395
00:26:44,302 --> 00:26:46,395
Oh, my fingers are clumsy

396
00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:48,168
Bitten by a monkey?

397
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,262
No

398
00:26:49,374 --> 00:26:51,001
By a rat?

399
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,168
By a snake?

400
00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,268
By a woman?

401
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,187
Uncle Chan !

402
00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:05,923
Uncle Chan, what are you doing ?

403
00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:09,655
Do you have a seizure?

404
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:12,528
No

405
00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:15,727
You must have done too many monkey shows

406
00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:18,530
That's what monkeys do
when they're in heat

407
00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:28,202
Uncle Chan, do I look the part?

408
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,008
Don't you know monkeys won't do that?

409
00:27:30,115 --> 00:27:33,346
Remember, don't mention
wine and women anymore

410
00:27:37,455 --> 00:27:38,479
Eat up!

411
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:53,531
You're good

412
00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:55,469
You too, the bill is paid

413
00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:28,202
Baldy, this lily is most cooling

414
00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:31,764
You can use it as a fan...

415
00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:35,677
Also, for your hair

416
00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:38,271
It can act as a hat

417
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:39,614
Come, put it on

418
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,714
Don't you know
my fist can strike at the chest

419
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,894
... and the back ?

420
00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:55,261
Five? It's more like ten

421
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,468
Nothing. Open up

422
00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,696
I said you didn't open as yet

423
00:29:00,805 --> 00:29:01,897
Five again

424
00:29:17,455 --> 00:29:20,288
Scoundrel, want to pull one on me?

425
00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:27,588
Little Monkey, take a beating

426
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,257
That's nothing, that's life

427
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,568
You're making a mockery of yourself

428
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:38,405
Sorry, we haven't brought you any food

429
00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:39,636
Sorry

430
00:29:40,345 --> 00:29:44,042
It's OK, but if you continue to steal...

431
00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:45,741
sooner or later you'll be beaten to death

432
00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:48,717
If I don't steal, I will starve to death
sooner or later

433
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:51,755
I don't steal, do you see me starving?

434
00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:54,017
But you can put on the monkey show
to earn money

435
00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:56,691
... whereas I don't have the skill

436
00:29:57,228 --> 00:29:58,593
So I have to steal

437
00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:02,462
But what you have stolen is dirty money

438
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,861
It's late, you can sleep here!

439
00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:08,267
Sleep with Ah Mo

440
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,375
Your bird sings a lovely tune

441
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:17,379
It's really nice

442
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:20,747
The bird I had did not sing like this

443
00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:23,453
Good morning, boss

444
00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:26,917
Little Monkey, what are you doing here?

445
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:31,322
Nothing, I have stopped stealing

446
00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:35,957
... and would like a job from you

447
00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:40,234
You want a job from me?

448
00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:45,576
You are not used to a regularjob

449
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,235
What can you do?

450
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:53,450
I can pick up these bowls
and dishes for you

451
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,454
You haven't paid money in two days

452
00:30:58,556 --> 00:31:00,649
As soon as I have enough money
I will pay you

453
00:31:00,758 --> 00:31:01,747
Give me back the monkey

454
00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:05,824
If everybody is like you...

455
00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:07,158
how can we earn a living?

456
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:26,948
You dare to strike back ? Attack!

457
00:31:43,301 --> 00:31:47,135
Beat him...

458
00:31:56,948 --> 00:32:04,582
You're bullying him...

459
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:10,486
What's wrong...?

460
00:32:10,895 --> 00:32:12,760
Ah Fok, they are quite angry

461
00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:15,128
Let us hide for a moment

462
00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:17,993
Go

463
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:28,003
Are you okay?...

464
00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:31,442
Waiter, the bill please

465
00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:32,738
The bill

466
00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:37,945
When travelling,
this is the best place to eat

467
00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:41,584
It doesn't matter even if
we had more dishes

468
00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:47,930
Hey, it ain't hygienic
to wash dishes in the river

469
00:32:48,032 --> 00:32:49,556
Aren't you afraid of
contagious diseases ?

470
00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:52,636
Diseases are scary,
but you are even worse

471
00:32:54,939 --> 00:32:57,567
The bill for eighteen cents

472
00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,804
Two forty six

473
00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:05,212
Table Three, twenty-one cents more

474
00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:09,684
Thirty-nine cents in total

475
00:33:09,787 --> 00:33:11,755
Little Monkey, very good

476
00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:13,583
Yeah

477
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,237
Sir, where is Uncle Chan ?

478
00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:33,435
It is sad, these rascals...

479
00:33:33,544 --> 00:33:35,637
have beaten his monkey to death

480
00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:37,271
Isn't it tragic?

481
00:33:37,715 --> 00:33:39,342
So immoral

482
00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:44,785
Uncle Chan ...

483
00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:47,489
Uncle Chan

484
00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:56,856
Uncle Chan, you have failed

485
00:34:07,278 --> 00:34:09,178
Ah Mo, you have died today

486
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,475
One day those scoundrels
will meet the same fate

487
00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:19,147
Uncle Chan, don't feel too sad
about Ah Mo

488
00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:21,418
I'll catch you another monkey tomorrow

489
00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:26,555
Even if I don't, I can act as a monkey

490
00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:50,086
Little Monkey, did you hurt yourself?

491
00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:50,847
No

492
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,490
Oh, I am used to it

493
00:34:57,895 --> 00:34:59,226
Uncle Chan, these people have bullied you

494
00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:00,854
I will avenge you

495
00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:04,066
Little Monkey, don't be a hero

496
00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:05,294
Looking for trouble

497
00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:07,098
... means getting killed sooner

498
00:35:07,872 --> 00:35:08,998
Don't worry

499
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,439
I can't beat them openly

500
00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:14,340
But I have my plan

501
00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:17,471
Plan? I don't think you have any

502
00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:18,913
Why not?

503
00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:21,447
They won't be able to catch me

504
00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:22,917
I'll be a wolf in sheep's clothing

505
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,352
And fool them

506
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,287
Like a rock in a shit hole

507
00:35:27,391 --> 00:35:29,154
To teach them a lesson

508
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:31,558
Hard and stinking, so they can't stand it

509
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,426
What an idea!

510
00:35:33,698 --> 00:35:35,723
Uncle Chan, I've earned two dollars

511
00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:37,264
Is it stolen again?

512
00:35:37,368 --> 00:35:38,426
Of course not

513
00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:40,401
I have sweated for it

514
00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:41,199
How so?

515
00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:44,206
I have sweated in return for wagers
from a properjob

516
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,107
That is the right way to earn money

517
00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:49,179
Let's eat first

518
00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:56,679
I almost forgot to bury Ah Mo

519
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:06,225
Ah Mo, God speed you

520
00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:08,890
Go to a better world

521
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,332
But don't play jokes on the pig god again

522
00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:17,703
Do you want to perform the last rites?

523
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:08,182
Ah Mo

524
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:11,717
Uncle Chan

525
00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:16,226
Little Monkey, it's you

526
00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:23,370
I must be blind

527
00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:24,600
For a moment I thought you were Ah Mo

528
00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:26,174
Don't I look like a monkey

529
00:37:26,277 --> 00:37:27,505
You even mistook me for Ah Mo

530
00:37:28,946 --> 00:37:31,278
I've learned to mimic his movements.
Watch

531
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,480
Ah Mo doing the somersault

532
00:37:42,893 --> 00:37:44,121
Ah Mo pissing in the wind

533
00:37:47,798 --> 00:37:48,890
Ah Mo scratching

534
00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:50,265
Also

535
00:37:52,903 --> 00:37:53,995
Ah Mo walking

536
00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:57,032
Something is still lacking

537
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,501
What is it?

538
00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:00,902
A monkey has hair

539
00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,707
Hair? No problem

540
00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:09,083
This is not a great big monster

541
00:38:09,186 --> 00:38:11,245
Neither is it the legendary Monkey King

542
00:38:12,356 --> 00:38:14,051
What do you say he looks like?

543
00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:17,616
Like a monkey ...

544
00:38:17,728 --> 00:38:19,025
You are right

545
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:23,089
He is a man disguised as a monkey

546
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,033
Doesn't he look like a monkey,
he scratches

547
00:38:27,338 --> 00:38:29,533
And says hello to everyone

548
00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:32,203
He jumps too

549
00:38:35,346 --> 00:38:38,076
Skilled in stick kung fu

550
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:54,097
And, gentlemen, he also sells candies

551
00:38:58,302 --> 00:38:59,769
Thank you, thanks for your help

552
00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:09,072
It's good business over there

553
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:10,972
Looks like he just started

554
00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:12,078
Let's go

555
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:18,983
It's you again?

556
00:39:19,990 --> 00:39:20,979
Please everyone

557
00:39:21,592 --> 00:39:22,786
Not bad business

558
00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:27,658
Halt, I'll kill anyone who moves

559
00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:29,489
So it's you, you little bastard

560
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,194
Disguising as a monkey?

561
00:39:33,604 --> 00:39:35,435
We were only trying to earn a living

562
00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:38,071
Okay, as before

563
00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:39,976
A dollar a day

564
00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:42,507
No way, there are now two of you

565
00:39:42,613 --> 00:39:43,773
So there should be one dollar more

566
00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:45,107
Everyone is paying one dollar

567
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,081
Why do we have to pay two dollars?

568
00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:49,750
I don't care,
with you it's one dollar more

569
00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:50,912
Two dollars in total

570
00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:59,188
Stop fighting ... !

571
00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:02,059
Don't cause trouble

572
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:04,327
He can fight. Hit him with some weapon

573
00:40:06,170 --> 00:40:08,195
Please, I don't know how to fight

574
00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:10,731
I'll pay you two dollars a day

575
00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:11,739
Uncle Chan

576
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:19,416
That's more like it, pay up quickly

577
00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:23,346
Collect the money

578
00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:33,619
There's only a dollar

579
00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:36,324
What are you going to do about it?

580
00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:44,734
Stop pretending, you have so much money

581
00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:53,109
Pick up the money. Let's go!

582
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,760
I've run my business for five years

583
00:41:07,097 --> 00:41:10,328
I'm used to seeing money collectors

584
00:41:10,701 --> 00:41:12,259
So they've taken a lot of
advantage from you

585
00:41:16,273 --> 00:41:17,706
Whaddya know !

586
00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:21,276
Some people are born to pay

587
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:24,204
They pay when they study

588
00:41:24,615 --> 00:41:27,209
They pay when they work

589
00:41:27,551 --> 00:41:28,609
Why is it like this?

590
00:41:29,787 --> 00:41:30,811
These hoodlums !

591
00:41:30,921 --> 00:41:33,151
We sweat night and day
and they take from us

592
00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:34,815
No way, I'll get the money back

593
00:41:36,026 --> 00:41:36,856
Don't go

594
00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:38,053
Why?

595
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,754
What you get may not be good

596
00:41:39,864 --> 00:41:41,593
If you don't get it, you get beaten up

597
00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:44,229
I'll fight them to death

598
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:57,913
If you cause more trouble

599
00:41:58,015 --> 00:41:59,243
Sooner or later you'll be beaten to death

600
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,442
Who cares !

601
00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:02,279
Such stubbornness

602
00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:06,516
So it's true

603
00:42:06,624 --> 00:42:07,283
What is true?

604
00:42:07,391 --> 00:42:08,358
You know kung fu

605
00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:13,527
Says who?

606
00:42:13,631 --> 00:42:15,622
Those scoundrels say you know kung fu

607
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:16,863
Rubbish

608
00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:17,956
It's not rubbish

609
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,428
In fact, having followed you this long...

610
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,267
I ought to have picked up some Kung Fu

611
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,868
But I've learnt nothing

612
00:42:23,974 --> 00:42:25,407
Except putting on a monkey show

613
00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:27,136
Little Monkey, putting on a monkey show

614
00:42:27,244 --> 00:42:27,801
... is to entertain others
to earn a living

615
00:42:27,912 --> 00:42:29,038
That's right, otherwise...

616
00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:30,477
why the hell would we get beaten up?

617
00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:34,314
I only know how to put on a monkey show

618
00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:36,312
I don't know Monkey Fist

619
00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:39,912
If you want to learn, seek elsewhere

620
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,418
I'll go then

621
00:43:06,684 --> 00:43:08,311
Boss, the bill

622
00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:11,213
Boss ...

623
00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:14,450
Coming, coming

624
00:43:16,493 --> 00:43:17,585
Wait

625
00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:24,530
This is robbery in broad daylight

626
00:43:25,069 --> 00:43:26,969
You little bastard again

627
00:43:27,805 --> 00:43:28,897
What's your disguise this time ?

628
00:43:29,006 --> 00:43:30,132
Damn it !

629
00:43:30,574 --> 00:43:34,203
He who is famous as the Monkey King

630
00:43:34,311 --> 00:43:35,972
... is precisely me

631
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,207
Haven't you heard?

632
00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:41,475
I haven't, have you?

633
00:43:42,086 --> 00:43:44,179
I have heard a lot of other things

634
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:46,756
But haven't heard this

635
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:49,683
Sorry...

636
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,684
Little Monkey, don't cause trouble here

637
00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:53,763
Boss, his kind should be eliminated

638
00:43:53,864 --> 00:43:56,162
such that there will be peace around here

639
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,966
Wait, you are not my match

640
00:43:59,069 --> 00:44:00,730
Ask your boss to come out

641
00:44:01,538 --> 00:44:03,028
Looking for our boss?

642
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:03,970
Correct

643
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:13,840
It depends on how good your kung fu is

644
00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:17,213
Cross roads technique

645
00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:24,026
Four speeding stallions

646
00:44:27,064 --> 00:44:28,656
Breaking horse power

647
00:44:29,033 --> 00:44:30,193
Attack from beneath

648
00:44:33,303 --> 00:44:36,033
Besiege and destroy

649
00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:41,834
Beat him up!

650
00:44:42,446 --> 00:44:43,606
Pepper

651
00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:48,345
The Monkey King Storms the Heavens

652
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:10,604
It's me!

653
00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:15,435
Little Monkey, don't fight!

654
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:17,904
Who'd be responsible for the damages ?

655
00:45:23,687 --> 00:45:29,284
Don't fight...!

656
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,067
Let me beat him to death!

657
00:46:06,396 --> 00:46:08,057
Please stop

658
00:46:08,165 --> 00:46:09,632
Or you'll kill him

659
00:46:10,033 --> 00:46:13,161
Please have mercy

660
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:14,897
He's just a kid

661
00:46:15,005 --> 00:46:16,302
Five more dollars

662
00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:19,933
Just let him go

663
00:46:20,043 --> 00:46:20,941
Release him

664
00:46:23,814 --> 00:46:25,543
I'm not scared of being out-numbered

665
00:46:26,483 --> 00:46:28,110
Little Monkey, you're awake

666
00:46:28,385 --> 00:46:30,819
Better being unconscious, I'll die easier

667
00:46:30,921 --> 00:46:32,855
To die sooner is better than later

668
00:46:34,358 --> 00:46:36,383
It's not that I don't want to teach you

669
00:46:36,493 --> 00:46:39,929
I'm just afraid...
that you'll become like me

670
00:46:40,030 --> 00:46:42,055
Learning kung fu will be like you

671
00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:44,691
Bullied, insulted and beaten

672
00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:45,928
Learning kung fu means a lot of pain

673
00:46:46,036 --> 00:46:46,798
I accept pain and hard work

674
00:46:46,904 --> 00:46:48,303
I'm afraid you'll drop out in the middle

675
00:46:48,405 --> 00:46:49,565
I won't quit even if it kills me

676
00:46:49,673 --> 00:46:51,038
What should you do
if you want to be my student?

677
00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:52,933
Please accept my respects, Teacher!

678
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,970
This is not the place
for learning kung fu

679
00:46:58,081 --> 00:46:58,979
Where should we go then?

680
00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:01,249
Follow me to the hills

681
00:47:09,393 --> 00:47:13,022
A monkey's fingers are all different

682
00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:15,894
Every finger has power

683
00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:18,832
Therefore to learn Monkey Fist,
you must have...

684
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:21,432
Strong fingers

685
00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:24,271
Strong wrists

686
00:47:29,213 --> 00:47:31,704
Teacher, to learn like that

687
00:47:31,815 --> 00:47:34,807
... is tiring and inconvenient

688
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,250
If you want to grab something

689
00:47:41,225 --> 00:47:42,658
You can do it like this

690
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,086
If you want to eat food...

691
00:47:45,395 --> 00:47:47,761
you can do it like this.
What's so difficult?

692
00:47:49,433 --> 00:47:51,196
From tomorrow onwards...

693
00:47:51,301 --> 00:47:52,893
You must tie your hands on waking

694
00:47:53,003 --> 00:47:54,493
And release only when you sleep

695
00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:56,369
Teacher

696
00:47:56,974 --> 00:47:58,441
The rock must not touch the ground

697
00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:01,671
Raise your hands, turn

698
00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:10,215
Jump like a monkey

699
00:48:12,022 --> 00:48:13,046
Jump

700
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:34,203
Teacher, potato!

701
00:48:34,544 --> 00:48:35,374
Put it down

702
00:48:38,515 --> 00:48:39,743
Sit down

703
00:48:49,159 --> 00:48:50,183
Grab with your hands

704
00:49:00,370 --> 00:49:02,770
A monkey's hands are much faster

705
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,870
My hands are tied

706
00:49:05,976 --> 00:49:08,843
and with the rock I'm naturally slow

707
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,413
Then you eat less

708
00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:14,215
Again!

709
00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:52,012
Little Monkey

710
00:49:52,522 --> 00:49:55,184
The roast chicken
smells especially good today

711
00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:56,156
Yes

712
00:49:56,927 --> 00:49:58,485
Do you want to taste it?

713
00:49:59,596 --> 00:50:00,961
No

714
00:50:02,232 --> 00:50:03,392
No appetite?

715
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:06,731
No, my hands are slower than yours

716
00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:09,004
So I'll settle for the potato

717
00:50:10,374 --> 00:50:12,205
Why are you so modest tonight?

718
00:50:12,309 --> 00:50:14,277
Of course I have to be modest

719
00:50:19,483 --> 00:50:21,951
Normally I eat one or two servings

720
00:50:22,052 --> 00:50:23,713
I wouldn't think of having a third

721
00:50:26,623 --> 00:50:27,783
Then you eat this

722
00:50:40,070 --> 00:50:42,129
Teacher, you're right.
It tastes real good

723
00:51:13,970 --> 00:51:16,268
This is called,
'whoever is fast, gets it'

724
00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:40,694
Not bad

725
00:51:41,198 --> 00:51:42,187
Little sly fox !

726
00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:59,977
It's late.
You're hanging out clothes to dry?

727
00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:02,647
No, it's you... not the clothes

728
00:52:03,186 --> 00:52:04,551
Me?

729
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,353
What for?

730
00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:12,326
Your monkey hands are quick enough

731
00:52:13,597 --> 00:52:15,724
But your arms are still lacking power

732
00:52:15,832 --> 00:52:16,594
Arms' power?

733
00:52:18,935 --> 00:52:20,766
What has the rope to do with it?

734
00:52:20,871 --> 00:52:23,066
When a monkey sleeps in a tree...

735
00:52:23,173 --> 00:52:24,606
he supports his body with arms

736
00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:25,606
Right

737
00:52:26,076 --> 00:52:28,806
So starting tonight
you'll sleep on a rope

738
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:31,542
Sleep on a rope?

739
00:52:31,648 --> 00:52:32,808
That's right

740
00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:34,713
But that means falling off easily

741
00:52:36,019 --> 00:52:36,951
Look at me

742
00:52:44,127 --> 00:52:45,151
This can be done!

743
00:52:45,529 --> 00:52:47,224
If you're afraid of falling...

744
00:52:47,697 --> 00:52:48,925
grasp here

745
00:52:50,467 --> 00:52:51,957
You'll get used to it

746
00:52:53,303 --> 00:52:54,270
Go on

747
00:52:54,905 --> 00:52:56,236
All right then

748
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:45,206
Why did you release your grip?

749
00:54:45,315 --> 00:54:46,339
You grasped my arm pit

750
00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:48,508
I was itchy so I fell

751
00:54:48,852 --> 00:54:49,580
When a monkey climbs branches...

752
00:54:49,686 --> 00:54:51,210
frequently tickle his arm pit

753
00:54:51,321 --> 00:54:52,310
Why doesn't he fall?

754
00:54:52,422 --> 00:54:53,582
That's...

755
00:54:53,690 --> 00:54:54,520
Go!

756
00:55:24,421 --> 00:55:27,857
Don't be lazy, practise hard!

757
00:56:45,869 --> 00:56:51,102
Fingers, wrists, arms;
the whole body must have power

758
00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:54,438
Teacher, I'm not bad

759
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,907
Still far from it

760
00:56:58,014 --> 00:56:58,776
What !

761
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:02,551
Not really so? No way

762
00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:18,962
Well, Teacher, you see?

763
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,839
Still far from it, right?

764
00:57:24,941 --> 00:57:27,307
But of course
I'll fall because you pushed me

765
00:57:27,410 --> 00:57:30,208
How can you be
like a monkey falling that badly

766
00:57:30,647 --> 00:57:32,205
So how does a monkey fall?

767
00:57:32,315 --> 00:57:34,476
He will do a somersault and land there

768
00:57:35,251 --> 00:57:35,979
Get up

769
00:58:01,244 --> 00:58:03,610
Teacher, I've learnt for a long time

770
00:58:03,713 --> 00:58:05,203
My progress could be regarded as speedy

771
00:58:05,315 --> 00:58:06,179
Speedy?

772
00:58:06,916 --> 00:58:10,317
My finger, wrist, arm and hip power ;

773
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,354
Somersaults and leaping techniques...

774
00:58:12,455 --> 00:58:14,787
have all been drilled...
am I yet not ready?

775
00:58:15,058 --> 00:58:16,025
Still far from it

776
00:58:16,726 --> 00:58:17,454
What?

777
00:58:19,529 --> 00:58:21,622
If you don't believe it,
I can test your skills

778
00:58:21,731 --> 00:58:24,859
What's the point ?

779
00:58:24,968 --> 00:58:26,128
After all you are not those bastards

780
00:58:26,836 --> 00:58:27,962
So you think you can be a match

781
00:58:28,071 --> 00:58:29,231
... for those bastards ?

782
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:30,237
Of course

783
00:58:31,474 --> 00:58:32,873
Then according to you...

784
00:58:32,976 --> 00:58:34,136
you want to graduate from your training ?

785
00:58:34,244 --> 00:58:35,336
That's what I want

786
00:58:37,847 --> 00:58:39,144
When do you intend to leave then ?

787
00:58:39,249 --> 00:58:41,444
The sooner the better, the more delay...

788
00:58:41,551 --> 00:58:43,075
the more dirty money they'll collect

789
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:44,619
I want to leave tonight

790
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:47,387
Okay

791
00:58:50,393 --> 00:58:51,485
My pupil !

792
00:58:51,995 --> 00:58:53,895
Yes, Teacher

793
00:58:54,731 --> 00:58:58,497
As you are determined to leave

794
00:58:58,601 --> 00:59:01,161
... I cannot retain you

795
00:59:01,671 --> 00:59:03,104
But you must remember

796
00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:07,472
There'll be the best among the best

797
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,139
Teacher, please accept my respects

798
00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:14,405
First bow

799
00:59:16,486 --> 00:59:17,544
Second bow

800
00:59:19,856 --> 00:59:21,221
Third bow

801
00:59:21,991 --> 00:59:24,016
Take care of yourself

802
00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:29,422
Wait

803
00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:32,594
Teacher, you're changing your mind again

804
00:59:33,603 --> 00:59:35,264
For your trip this time...

805
00:59:35,371 --> 00:59:37,100
I don't have anything special to give you

806
00:59:43,446 --> 00:59:45,573
Teacher, are you giving me this hat?

807
00:59:45,682 --> 00:59:47,309
Don't underestimate this hat

808
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:50,045
Once you've worn it,
you wouldn't want to take it off

809
00:59:50,453 --> 00:59:52,478
That's great. Thank you , Teacher

810
01:01:12,068 --> 01:01:15,663
Ah Tien, this kid has survived
a few beatings

811
01:01:15,772 --> 01:01:17,933
And has become a kindergarten teacher

812
01:01:21,544 --> 01:01:22,943
You bunch of bastards...

813
01:01:23,046 --> 01:01:24,138
Bastards

814
01:01:25,581 --> 01:01:27,845
You teach those kids to scold us

815
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,544
Aren't you afraid to die?

816
01:01:32,789 --> 01:01:33,881
Well, I do wish to die

817
01:01:33,990 --> 01:01:37,016
But the Yama doesn't want me

818
01:01:38,461 --> 01:01:40,520
That's easy.
We'll make sure you go to him

819
01:01:42,632 --> 01:01:43,894
Wait !

820
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,661
Are you both gutless?

821
01:01:45,768 --> 01:01:47,998
Letting useless hoodlums to attack first?

822
01:01:49,205 --> 01:01:50,502
But of course, if not...

823
01:01:50,606 --> 01:01:51,630
how else will they earn their keep ?

824
01:01:52,675 --> 01:01:53,198
That's a point

825
01:01:53,309 --> 01:01:54,799
Say no more. Eat it

826
01:01:54,911 --> 01:01:56,970
Wait, so much confusion !

827
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,913
The spectators can't see clearly

828
01:02:00,016 --> 01:02:01,506
Let's fight one on one

829
01:02:01,617 --> 01:02:04,211
Okay, Ah De, you go

830
01:02:04,887 --> 01:02:07,583
Also, this is not suitable for children

831
01:02:08,124 --> 01:02:09,250
Kids should not watch

832
01:02:09,358 --> 01:02:12,350
Don't watch, go on...

833
01:02:25,341 --> 01:02:27,309
Not bad

834
01:02:29,979 --> 01:02:33,107
It's hard to win with a single tile

835
01:02:33,216 --> 01:02:35,480
A pair is better

836
01:02:51,367 --> 01:02:53,858
Bump... Bump again

837
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,935
Very itchy

838
01:03:00,209 --> 01:03:03,076
Which side is it?

839
01:03:03,913 --> 01:03:05,244
This side is real

840
01:03:09,352 --> 01:03:10,717
I'll give you something good

841
01:03:11,087 --> 01:03:12,418
Very juicy

842
01:03:14,423 --> 01:03:15,412
So sour

843
01:03:19,996 --> 01:03:21,156
A pair of two bamboos

844
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,662
Not a bad set of tiles

845
01:03:26,402 --> 01:03:27,801
A small hand again

846
01:03:28,905 --> 01:03:31,396
Better. Ask for three tiles

847
01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:34,200
Red, Green and White Dragon, you all go

848
01:03:34,777 --> 01:03:37,245
Red, Green and White Dragon, One bamboo

849
01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:38,779
East, south

850
01:03:39,182 --> 01:03:42,379
One circle, One and Nine Wan

851
01:03:43,886 --> 01:03:44,944
You're so aggressive

852
01:03:45,054 --> 01:03:46,282
Wanna go for a Full House, huh?

853
01:03:48,224 --> 01:03:49,350
Nine bamboos

854
01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:51,016
Wait, once Nine circles appears

855
01:03:51,127 --> 01:03:52,287
... you will have Full House, right?

856
01:03:58,367 --> 01:03:59,800
Too much mah jong strains the mind

857
01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:02,037
Practise Monkey Fist

858
01:04:07,877 --> 01:04:09,071
Practise finger power

859
01:04:13,950 --> 01:04:15,076
Also...

860
01:04:21,824 --> 01:04:23,348
It's your turn

861
01:04:24,827 --> 01:04:26,317
It's our turn

862
01:04:27,396 --> 01:04:28,021
Who goes first?

863
01:04:28,130 --> 01:04:29,358
You, of course

864
01:04:30,333 --> 01:04:31,925
I have to watch the money

865
01:04:32,034 --> 01:04:33,126
I...

866
01:04:33,669 --> 01:04:35,159
Anyone will do

867
01:04:41,777 --> 01:04:44,940
That's outdated. Audience doesn't like it

868
01:04:51,854 --> 01:04:54,584
You see, now the audience likes it

869
01:05:22,485 --> 01:05:23,417
Where's my hat?

870
01:05:27,456 --> 01:05:28,445
Are you stealing my smoke?

871
01:05:29,091 --> 01:05:30,956
His cough is alienating everybody

872
01:05:36,432 --> 01:05:37,421
It's me

873
01:06:03,159 --> 01:06:05,093
A kick here, a kick there

874
01:06:15,871 --> 01:06:18,237
Be considerate, don't smoke

875
01:06:40,863 --> 01:06:42,296
Jumping on top

876
01:06:53,409 --> 01:06:55,468
This is your filter

877
01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:01,811
Not a bad taste

878
01:07:02,318 --> 01:07:03,046
Where's my hat?

879
01:07:03,719 --> 01:07:04,777
Here

880
01:07:09,492 --> 01:07:10,686
Don't touch it

881
01:07:12,428 --> 01:07:13,793
Drunken snake!

882
01:07:14,263 --> 01:07:16,060
Of course, Drunken Snake from the Cave

883
01:07:17,466 --> 01:07:18,455
Lazy Monkey Stretch

884
01:07:28,010 --> 01:07:29,102
What's up?

885
01:07:30,179 --> 01:07:31,771
Don't fool around!

886
01:07:34,617 --> 01:07:36,676
My shoulder is dislocated

887
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:38,887
How much money have you collected today?

888
01:07:38,988 --> 01:07:39,920
It's not my fault, it's him...

889
01:07:40,022 --> 01:07:40,613
It's him

890
01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:41,655
Not much

891
01:07:41,757 --> 01:07:44,419
Return all the money that
you've collected

892
01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:45,857
Will you do it?

893
01:07:45,961 --> 01:07:49,192
Yes, yes, quickly...

894
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,060
Bring me to your boss

895
01:07:52,168 --> 01:07:53,260
Do we have to?

896
01:07:53,369 --> 01:07:54,097
Are you going or not?

897
01:07:54,203 --> 01:07:55,363
Yes, going...

898
01:07:55,471 --> 01:07:56,802
Go then!

899
01:08:23,232 --> 01:08:29,660
See you...thank you for coming

900
01:08:51,227 --> 01:08:53,127
What are you all doing, standing here?

901
01:08:53,229 --> 01:08:54,594
Help pack up

902
01:08:54,697 --> 01:08:57,962
We have a business to run tonight

903
01:09:07,343 --> 01:09:10,744
Mr Duan, our business has been quite good

904
01:09:16,385 --> 01:09:17,511
Not bad

905
01:09:17,853 --> 01:09:18,945
Certainly, Mr Duan

906
01:09:19,054 --> 01:09:21,215
You've let me handle the business

907
01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:24,554
I will definitely
bring in much profit for you

908
01:09:25,728 --> 01:09:28,526
Brother Choi, you're bluffing again

909
01:09:28,631 --> 01:09:32,362
It is in fact due to
the good fortune of both ladies

910
01:09:32,468 --> 01:09:34,936
Yes, yes

911
01:09:36,639 --> 01:09:38,539
You really have a sense of humour

912
01:09:40,142 --> 01:09:42,508
They're always joking

913
01:09:43,812 --> 01:09:47,179
Mr Duan, I have prepared a meal
in the VlP room

914
01:09:47,283 --> 01:09:48,113
Please go there

915
01:09:48,217 --> 01:09:49,548
Good

916
01:10:10,539 --> 01:10:12,370
Beat him...

917
01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:33,127
Split up... come together

918
01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:39,394
Who is this?

919
01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:40,525
This is...

920
01:10:40,636 --> 01:10:43,264
You scoundrels are known for
your immoral deeds

921
01:10:43,372 --> 01:10:45,533
Extortion, gambling dens,
prostitution... what not !

922
01:10:45,641 --> 01:10:48,872
I'm here to set you right today

923
01:10:49,311 --> 01:10:50,437
Damn yourself !

924
01:10:50,746 --> 01:10:54,147
Ah Choi, this kid is really smart

925
01:10:54,883 --> 01:10:56,043
What's his background?

926
01:10:56,151 --> 01:10:56,981
He is...

927
01:10:57,086 --> 01:10:57,916
I don't need your introduction

928
01:10:58,020 --> 01:11:00,045
I'm Little Monkey
from the school of Monkey Fist

929
01:11:00,889 --> 01:11:02,356
You know Monkey Fist?

930
01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:04,722
What rubbish !
This little bastard claims...

931
01:11:04,827 --> 01:11:08,092
he's like a monkey
and runs around all day

932
01:11:08,197 --> 01:11:09,494
I reckon, he merely has someone

933
01:11:09,598 --> 01:11:12,192
... to teach him monkey acts

934
01:11:15,738 --> 01:11:18,901
No wonder he's mischievous like a monkey

935
01:11:19,241 --> 01:11:21,709
Ain't fooling.
I'm here to teach you a lesson

936
01:11:23,712 --> 01:11:25,236
Ah Choi

937
01:11:25,347 --> 01:11:28,180
Play with that monkey and entertain me

938
01:11:29,084 --> 01:11:31,211
Right. Let me be that fellow

939
01:11:32,154 --> 01:11:33,985
One accident is good enough to kill

940
01:11:34,590 --> 01:11:35,852
No jumping !

941
01:11:36,892 --> 01:11:40,589
Charge...

942
01:11:41,397 --> 01:11:42,523
I'm here

943
01:11:54,543 --> 01:11:55,407
Thank you

944
01:12:33,382 --> 01:12:34,280
Smells horrible !

945
01:12:59,708 --> 01:13:01,938
Wait... your poultice is not
in the right place

946
01:13:03,612 --> 01:13:04,977
No, right here

947
01:13:07,082 --> 01:13:09,880
A bit higher. That's it

948
01:13:10,252 --> 01:13:11,913
Feels great !

949
01:13:12,354 --> 01:13:14,254
Bastard !

950
01:13:21,663 --> 01:13:22,823
Over there!

951
01:13:26,468 --> 01:13:29,767
Watch me!

952
01:13:45,888 --> 01:13:47,583
Lead the cow!

953
01:13:49,825 --> 01:13:51,156
Get up

954
01:13:52,628 --> 01:13:54,061
Now you're really like a tortoise

955
01:13:54,163 --> 01:13:55,824
Help quickly!

956
01:14:03,705 --> 01:14:05,172
It's me

957
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,933
Turn again!

958
01:14:11,046 --> 01:14:15,142
Not bad. Stand back

959
01:14:19,021 --> 01:14:20,613
So you have some real kung fu

960
01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:24,922
Choi, he really knows my stuff

961
01:14:25,027 --> 01:14:26,654
You say I am putting on a monkey show?

962
01:14:26,762 --> 01:14:28,229
This is real Monkey Fist

963
01:14:30,365 --> 01:14:33,232
It is not real Monkey Fist

964
01:14:33,335 --> 01:14:34,893
You merely act like a monkey, that's all

965
01:14:35,003 --> 01:14:35,867
What?

966
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:40,567
Who is he?

967
01:14:40,676 --> 01:14:42,234
My big brother

968
01:14:43,579 --> 01:14:45,137
So you're not the big boss

969
01:14:45,247 --> 01:14:47,181
I'm the second in charge

970
01:14:47,983 --> 01:14:49,507
So that makes him the boss

971
01:14:52,221 --> 01:14:54,985
So you've just been pretending

972
01:14:56,525 --> 01:14:59,221
I'm temporarily the boss
when big brother is absent

973
01:15:01,697 --> 01:15:04,825
For all the time you've been around...

974
01:15:06,101 --> 01:15:07,659
You don't even know such kung fu

975
01:15:08,203 --> 01:15:10,728
The Monkey Fist... I know that

976
01:15:10,839 --> 01:15:12,932
Then who is your teacher?

977
01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:16,406
Are you interrogating me?

978
01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:18,844
A man possessing kung fu skills
will not tell

979
01:15:19,748 --> 01:15:20,874
Yes...!

980
01:15:22,651 --> 01:15:24,278
Bring two ladies to the VlP room

981
01:15:24,386 --> 01:15:24,977
Yes...

982
01:15:25,087 --> 01:15:26,850
Ah Choi, prepare to serve the meal !

983
01:15:26,955 --> 01:15:29,549
Right away, boss

984
01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:32,023
Serve the meal?

985
01:15:32,127 --> 01:15:35,790
Do you know what pleases my palate?

986
01:15:36,465 --> 01:15:37,762
I know

987
01:15:38,667 --> 01:15:40,225
A feast of highest quality, right?

988
01:15:45,841 --> 01:15:47,172
You know Monkey Fist too

989
01:15:51,013 --> 01:15:52,947
We can have a fight

990
01:16:07,296 --> 01:16:08,695
Sister, let's go down

991
01:16:22,177 --> 01:16:22,973
Ladies

992
01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:25,808
Mr Duan's kung fu is still powerful

993
01:16:26,181 --> 01:16:29,776
Sister, does his somersault
remind you of...

994
01:16:29,885 --> 01:16:32,615
My brother ? No

995
01:16:59,181 --> 01:17:02,241
Ah Choi, bring out all the food

996
01:17:02,351 --> 01:17:04,649
I want a feast here

997
01:17:04,987 --> 01:17:07,080
Yes, yes, coming...!

998
01:17:08,190 --> 01:17:11,387
No need, I'm not hungry

999
01:17:12,394 --> 01:17:14,954
I'll want to eat even if you don't

1000
01:17:22,537 --> 01:17:24,698
Wait ! Go away!

1001
01:17:25,407 --> 01:17:28,069
Let me serve a treasured dish

1002
01:17:33,315 --> 01:17:36,409
You're too kind. Let me sit down first

1003
01:17:48,897 --> 01:17:50,159
Brother, I see

1004
01:17:50,265 --> 01:17:52,233
This must be monkey's brain tar tar

1005
01:17:53,535 --> 01:17:54,365
Prepare the condiments

1006
01:17:54,469 --> 01:17:55,436
Condiments

1007
01:17:57,372 --> 01:17:58,703
Isn't it too cruel?

1008
01:18:00,909 --> 01:18:02,706
What too cruel?

1009
01:18:02,811 --> 01:18:05,245
This is a timely tonic and nourishment

1010
01:18:06,615 --> 01:18:08,173
Everyone sit

1011
01:18:10,385 --> 01:18:12,216
Please sit

1012
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:13,947
Little Monkey

1013
01:18:14,056 --> 01:18:16,490
You always cause us trouble

1014
01:18:16,591 --> 01:18:18,650
Your so-called teacher

1015
01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:19,886
What's his name?

1016
01:18:22,097 --> 01:18:25,032
Sorry. Though I'm a loser,

1017
01:18:25,133 --> 01:18:28,899
I won't disgrace my teacher

1018
01:18:34,309 --> 01:18:35,742
Bastard !

1019
01:18:37,179 --> 01:18:41,616
To eat the brain monkey's head
must be washed

1020
01:18:55,464 --> 01:18:58,524
Then sterilized with spirits

1021
01:19:07,275 --> 01:19:10,676
Then the head should be shaved

1022
01:19:11,847 --> 01:19:14,873
And finally
the skull will be cracked open

1023
01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:16,516
Who is your teacher?

1024
01:19:16,618 --> 01:19:17,209
Speak up...

1025
01:19:17,319 --> 01:19:18,411
I don't know

1026
01:19:19,721 --> 01:19:21,313
Right, Ah Choi

1027
01:19:22,057 --> 01:19:25,424
Crack his skull slowly, blow by blow

1028
01:19:25,527 --> 01:19:26,289
Yes

1029
01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:56,655
Oh, no...

1030
01:20:00,262 --> 01:20:02,093
Grab him, don't let him get away

1031
01:20:06,701 --> 01:20:08,430
Are you blind?

1032
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:19,542
The hat given by Teacher
is still in the brothel

1033
01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:29,383
Must be Uncle Chan's student

1034
01:20:29,491 --> 01:20:32,153
You ! Horny and coward

1035
01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:36,392
Me, afraid?

1036
01:20:36,965 --> 01:20:39,058
If it wasn't for you,
could he have escaped?

1037
01:20:40,302 --> 01:20:41,360
Do you think
I pulled my skirts deliberately

1038
01:20:41,469 --> 01:20:42,902
... for others to see?

1039
01:20:43,538 --> 01:20:46,200
You like anyone
who is versed in Monkey Fist

1040
01:20:46,308 --> 01:20:47,138
What ?

1041
01:20:47,242 --> 01:20:49,540
It was you who asked me
to arrange the trap

1042
01:20:49,644 --> 01:20:51,111
Now you...

1043
01:21:01,923 --> 01:21:04,289
So you are accusing me now

1044
01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:06,752
Don't forget you were rewarded handsomely

1045
01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:10,927
Yes, you gave me this brothel

1046
01:21:11,032 --> 01:21:12,966
But you also promised me

1047
01:21:13,068 --> 01:21:14,467
Once you've got what you wanted...

1048
01:21:14,569 --> 01:21:17,902
You'll give me Tsuei Hung
as the top prostitute

1049
01:21:18,273 --> 01:21:20,207
However you've procrastinated many years

1050
01:21:20,308 --> 01:21:21,400
Now what is happening?

1051
01:21:24,045 --> 01:21:25,205
Why are you coming back?

1052
01:21:25,313 --> 01:21:27,304
To get back the hat Teacher gave me

1053
01:21:27,415 --> 01:21:28,177
What's his name?

1054
01:21:28,283 --> 01:21:29,341
Uncle Chan

1055
01:21:29,451 --> 01:21:31,043
He's really my brother

1056
01:21:32,153 --> 01:21:33,916
My Teacher is your brother?

1057
01:21:34,089 --> 01:21:36,887
Yes, I just heard

1058
01:21:36,992 --> 01:21:37,822
Some years ago

1059
01:21:37,926 --> 01:21:39,860
My brother fell into Duan's trap

1060
01:21:40,362 --> 01:21:42,557
To save my brother...

1061
01:21:42,664 --> 01:21:44,632
I became Duan's mistress

1062
01:21:46,268 --> 01:21:48,202
Duan Shiangyuan!

1063
01:21:50,338 --> 01:21:51,396
You...

1064
01:21:56,645 --> 01:21:58,078
You filthy slime

1065
01:21:58,179 --> 01:22:01,046
So you helped him deliberately

1066
01:22:01,149 --> 01:22:04,482
You pulled off her skirt
and is siding with him

1067
01:22:05,387 --> 01:22:06,547
You beast

1068
01:22:06,655 --> 01:22:09,419
You tricked me and my brother years ago

1069
01:22:09,524 --> 01:22:10,786
Now I want you dead

1070
01:22:55,737 --> 01:22:56,601
Go quickly

1071
01:22:56,705 --> 01:22:57,569
I will not budge!

1072
01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:04,270
Madam

1073
01:23:08,483 --> 01:23:10,280
Make up and stop fighting

1074
01:23:12,854 --> 01:23:14,412
Madam, what's all this for?

1075
01:23:14,990 --> 01:23:16,890
Tsuei Hung is helping that fellow
to fight Mr Duan

1076
01:23:17,258 --> 01:23:19,055
Like that, huh ! Pool up and hit him

1077
01:23:42,751 --> 01:23:43,843
You're still here?

1078
01:23:44,219 --> 01:23:45,277
Don't let him get away

1079
01:23:49,657 --> 01:23:52,785
Don't let him get away. Grab him...

1080
01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,363
Don't let him get away

1081
01:24:43,011 --> 01:24:44,569
You...

1082
01:25:00,995 --> 01:25:02,155
Little Monkey

1083
01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:03,962
Teacher

1084
01:25:04,966 --> 01:25:06,524
You've returned so quickly

1085
01:25:07,402 --> 01:25:09,063
Did you miss me?

1086
01:25:09,804 --> 01:25:14,764
Yes, Teacher. I um...

1087
01:25:15,610 --> 01:25:18,579
When you left you were full of pride

1088
01:25:19,514 --> 01:25:23,006
Why pull a long face now?

1089
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:24,608
Yes...

1090
01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:27,277
Headache?

1091
01:25:27,388 --> 01:25:28,412
No

1092
01:25:29,157 --> 01:25:30,522
Mourning on someone's behalf?

1093
01:25:30,625 --> 01:25:31,614
No

1094
01:25:33,328 --> 01:25:34,886
Then someone must have hit you
on the head

1095
01:25:34,996 --> 01:25:36,293
Yes, Teacher

1096
01:25:37,232 --> 01:25:39,723
You must have thought
your kung fu was good

1097
01:25:39,834 --> 01:25:41,768
How would you have a swollen head ?

1098
01:25:42,070 --> 01:25:44,766
No, Teacher. I started off smoothly

1099
01:25:44,873 --> 01:25:48,138
And used finger, wrist and hip power

1100
01:25:49,310 --> 01:25:51,471
And drove them from the main street
to the brothel

1101
01:25:51,579 --> 01:25:53,137
Beating those scoundrels such that...

1102
01:25:53,248 --> 01:25:54,943
they were all over the place

1103
01:25:55,383 --> 01:25:57,214
But unexpectedly there came a big boss

1104
01:25:57,318 --> 01:25:58,717
... who said mine was not the Monkey Fist

1105
01:25:58,820 --> 01:25:59,684
But a mere semblance of monkey movements

1106
01:25:59,787 --> 01:26:01,049
Shouldn't I be angry?

1107
01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:03,215
I used my somersault skills

1108
01:26:05,059 --> 01:26:05,889
But little realizing...

1109
01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:07,222
Lost the fight

1110
01:26:07,328 --> 01:26:08,386
Yes

1111
01:26:09,797 --> 01:26:11,924
Your head has been injured

1112
01:26:12,033 --> 01:26:13,796
Why haven't you used the hat
I gave you...

1113
01:26:13,902 --> 01:26:15,233
to cover your shameful wound?

1114
01:26:15,537 --> 01:26:18,131
Hat? Teacher, I saw your sister

1115
01:26:19,174 --> 01:26:19,799
My sister?

1116
01:26:19,908 --> 01:26:21,466
Yes

1117
01:26:22,243 --> 01:26:23,005
Where?

1118
01:26:23,111 --> 01:26:24,009
In the brothel

1119
01:26:24,112 --> 01:26:25,238
How come she's in...

1120
01:26:25,346 --> 01:26:27,439
Teacher, she's not a prostitute

1121
01:26:27,549 --> 01:26:28,914
She's that boss's...

1122
01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:31,015
Is the boss's surname Duan?

1123
01:26:31,119 --> 01:26:32,484
That's the bastard

1124
01:26:37,959 --> 01:26:39,984
Teacher, your sister said...

1125
01:26:41,696 --> 01:26:42,526
What did she say?

1126
01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:45,030
That you fell into the bastard's trap

1127
01:26:46,768 --> 01:26:47,928
How could I...

1128
01:26:48,636 --> 01:26:50,399
In order to save me...

1129
01:26:50,505 --> 01:26:52,132
Your sister helped me fight those crooks

1130
01:26:52,240 --> 01:26:53,935
But we couldn't beat him...

1131
01:26:54,542 --> 01:26:55,907
Teacher, where are you going?

1132
01:26:56,010 --> 01:26:56,408
To find my sister

1133
01:26:56,511 --> 01:26:57,068
You can't go

1134
01:26:57,178 --> 01:26:57,735
Why?

1135
01:26:57,845 --> 01:26:59,403
That Duan fellow is conniving

1136
01:26:59,514 --> 01:27:01,004
And besides, your hands...

1137
01:27:02,083 --> 01:27:03,311
My hands are like this because of him

1138
01:27:03,418 --> 01:27:04,248
Teacher, don't worry

1139
01:27:04,352 --> 01:27:06,217
All things considered, she's his wife

1140
01:27:06,321 --> 01:27:08,084
I don't think he'll do her harm.
Besides...

1141
01:27:08,189 --> 01:27:11,556
you can't use the Monkey Fist
effectively on him;

1142
01:27:11,659 --> 01:27:13,354
Which renders it totally useless

1143
01:27:17,932 --> 01:27:20,594
Little Monkey, you should know that
your Kung Fu...

1144
01:27:20,702 --> 01:27:21,828
...is still a long way off

1145
01:27:22,203 --> 01:27:22,635
So what's to be done?

1146
01:27:22,737 --> 01:27:23,897
Continue to practise diligently

1147
01:28:24,132 --> 01:28:26,032
You must attain the skill
to pursue and attack

1148
01:28:26,134 --> 01:28:27,931
Four styles of the palm

1149
01:28:28,803 --> 01:28:29,701
Attack

1150
01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:33,024
Again

1151
01:30:59,854 --> 01:31:00,878
Teacher

1152
01:31:07,495 --> 01:31:08,484
Teacher

1153
01:31:10,865 --> 01:31:12,560
Business has been good recently

1154
01:31:28,115 --> 01:31:32,916
Miss, you are really... beautiful !

1155
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:40,959
Young Master, any lady in mind?

1156
01:31:41,062 --> 01:31:41,619
Yes

1157
01:31:41,729 --> 01:31:42,696
Who?

1158
01:31:42,797 --> 01:31:43,855
Your mother

1159
01:31:43,965 --> 01:31:45,296
Your mother?

1160
01:31:54,542 --> 01:31:55,600
Please

1161
01:31:58,546 --> 01:31:59,945
We have Siu Hung, Siu Man, Siu Fa

1162
01:32:00,047 --> 01:32:01,742
Siu Ying, Siu Tseui, Sui Lien, Siu Juan

1163
01:32:01,849 --> 01:32:02,838
Fat, tall or short

1164
01:32:02,950 --> 01:32:04,577
They come in all shapes and sizes

1165
01:32:04,685 --> 01:32:06,312
Which style would you prefer ?

1166
01:32:07,822 --> 01:32:09,449
Don't be shy, tell us

1167
01:32:09,957 --> 01:32:10,855
I want you

1168
01:32:10,958 --> 01:32:12,323
Me

1169
01:32:12,894 --> 01:32:15,055
How come you have such perverted taste

1170
01:32:18,266 --> 01:32:20,029
Don't be so horny

1171
01:32:21,702 --> 01:32:22,999
You really want a man?

1172
01:32:23,104 --> 01:32:25,732
Sure! All the men here

1173
01:32:27,642 --> 01:32:29,701
Can you take it?

1174
01:32:29,810 --> 01:32:32,301
Of course, including your boss

1175
01:32:33,414 --> 01:32:36,349
Our boss is not interested in this

1176
01:32:36,450 --> 01:32:39,317
Besides, we don't do this sort
of business here

1177
01:32:39,787 --> 01:32:41,846
But since you are here

1178
01:32:41,956 --> 01:32:43,218
We won't spoil your fun

1179
01:32:43,524 --> 01:32:45,890
Good, let me give you a good one

1180
01:32:46,294 --> 01:32:47,386
Ah Biao

1181
01:32:49,030 --> 01:32:50,258
What's the matter?

1182
01:32:55,403 --> 01:32:57,667
One is not enough, get a few more

1183
01:32:58,039 --> 01:32:59,666
Fix him up

1184
01:32:59,774 --> 01:33:00,798
I will

1185
01:33:05,846 --> 01:33:07,143
Done so soon !

1186
01:33:07,481 --> 01:33:09,142
I told you one is not enough

1187
01:33:10,685 --> 01:33:13,916
Here's a pair, Ah Sang, Ah Hoi

1188
01:33:16,090 --> 01:33:17,318
What's up?

1189
01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:25,493
What's the matter?

1190
01:33:28,269 --> 01:33:30,703
You used to bluff, look ...

1191
01:33:30,805 --> 01:33:33,239
Finished before it's begun

1192
01:33:38,079 --> 01:33:39,706
Are you really that good?

1193
01:33:39,814 --> 01:33:40,838
Of course

1194
01:33:41,716 --> 01:33:43,149
Get four more

1195
01:33:44,752 --> 01:33:46,014
What's the matter?

1196
01:33:46,120 --> 01:33:49,283
This client likes men. Fix him !

1197
01:33:50,958 --> 01:33:53,950
Same price for men and women!

1198
01:33:59,033 --> 01:34:02,127
Don't be so nervous, what's the matter ?

1199
01:34:18,619 --> 01:34:20,052
How come it looks so familiar?

1200
01:34:25,459 --> 01:34:27,051
What's the game here?

1201
01:34:35,603 --> 01:34:36,831
What are these words?

1202
01:34:36,937 --> 01:34:38,962
Monkey ...

1203
01:34:40,508 --> 01:34:42,908
Little Monkey, follow the plan

1204
01:34:43,010 --> 01:34:44,807
Guarded by four posts,
take down by four strings

1205
01:34:44,912 --> 01:34:47,642
The net seals the heaven, alert the boss

1206
01:34:48,582 --> 01:34:50,049
You two protect me

1207
01:34:53,087 --> 01:34:56,056
Such a good plan,
to avoid killing the innocent

1208
01:34:56,390 --> 01:34:59,223
All by-standees, please leave

1209
01:34:59,326 --> 01:35:02,989
To avoid being hurt, go quickly ...

1210
01:35:04,565 --> 01:35:09,764
Don't go ...

1211
01:35:09,870 --> 01:35:11,565
Brother, you haven't paid yet

1212
01:35:14,442 --> 01:35:16,467
You'll die surely

1213
01:35:17,111 --> 01:35:20,342
This is to let you
develop some good karma

1214
01:35:20,448 --> 01:35:27,217
All martial art heroes should ...

1215
01:35:29,223 --> 01:35:32,454
focus on their moral discipline

1216
01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:36,052
We can't use our martial arts skill...

1217
01:35:36,163 --> 01:35:38,597
to do something bad

1218
01:35:38,699 --> 01:35:42,897
These are the scum
of our martial arts world

1219
01:35:44,138 --> 01:35:45,230
It's finished

1220
01:35:50,644 --> 01:35:51,611
Who taught you that?

1221
01:35:57,184 --> 01:35:58,651
From teacher?

1222
01:35:58,753 --> 01:35:59,685
Yes

1223
01:36:02,189 --> 01:36:05,249
So your Teacher
has sent you to lecture us

1224
01:36:06,694 --> 01:36:07,820
Are our men all here ?

1225
01:36:09,130 --> 01:36:11,064
I am getting impatient

1226
01:36:13,134 --> 01:36:14,032
Come, men !

1227
01:36:23,944 --> 01:36:26,003
It's not necessary to encircle in a fight

1228
01:36:26,113 --> 01:36:27,410
What's important is position

1229
01:36:27,515 --> 01:36:28,539
Position?

1230
01:36:29,216 --> 01:36:34,085
We know that.
Use the 4-2-4 strategy to attack

1231
01:36:59,780 --> 01:37:01,270
Testing the strength of my arms?

1232
01:37:11,826 --> 01:37:13,817
How long have you trained in that?

1233
01:37:15,763 --> 01:37:17,230
Five months?

1234
01:37:18,332 --> 01:37:20,732
No, looks like three months at the most

1235
01:37:27,975 --> 01:37:30,671
Right... the Four Knives ! Kill him

1236
01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:35,475
I'm a friend

1237
01:37:35,583 --> 01:37:37,073
Kill him ...

1238
01:37:43,457 --> 01:37:44,822
Everyone stop!

1239
01:37:46,026 --> 01:37:47,323
You're all confused

1240
01:37:47,661 --> 01:37:49,253
Ah Choi, where's that little monkey?

1241
01:37:49,363 --> 01:37:51,558
Brother, Little Monkey has been caught

1242
01:37:51,932 --> 01:37:54,162
Get away

1243
01:37:55,703 --> 01:37:59,070
Where is he?

1244
01:38:00,441 --> 01:38:01,669
Here!

1245
01:38:12,253 --> 01:38:14,744
Here comes the star !

1246
01:38:15,956 --> 01:38:19,357
Little Monkey, long time no see

1247
01:38:19,460 --> 01:38:21,428
Your technique has improved

1248
01:38:21,528 --> 01:38:25,328
You're too kind. That's Monkey Fist

1249
01:38:27,501 --> 01:38:30,868
I knew that
after perfecting Monkey Fist...

1250
01:38:30,971 --> 01:38:32,802
you'll indeed come and look for me

1251
01:38:33,173 --> 01:38:35,937
You're right, I've come this time...

1252
01:38:36,043 --> 01:38:37,738
for three things

1253
01:38:37,845 --> 01:38:41,576
Firstly, to rid this place of evil

1254
01:38:43,017 --> 01:38:45,747
Secondly, to avenge for Teacher

1255
01:38:46,820 --> 01:38:50,449
Thirdly to look for Tsuei Hung

1256
01:38:50,557 --> 01:38:51,751
Tsuei Hung?

1257
01:38:53,661 --> 01:38:56,095
Last time in order to save you...

1258
01:38:56,196 --> 01:38:58,130
she was wounded and died

1259
01:39:14,315 --> 01:39:15,805
Little Monkey

1260
01:39:15,916 --> 01:39:18,544
Even if you were
the Monkey King himself...

1261
01:39:18,652 --> 01:39:21,644
you can't escape. Skin him alive !

1262
01:40:58,652 --> 01:41:01,120
You see, he's caught ... !

1263
01:41:08,796 --> 01:41:11,856
Even your Teacher cannot escape from me;

1264
01:41:11,965 --> 01:41:13,262
Not to mention the puny you !

1265
01:41:14,068 --> 01:41:15,626
You think you've caught me?

1266
01:41:15,736 --> 01:41:17,226
My Teacher will come and save me

1267
01:41:18,005 --> 01:41:20,565
Drag him out and don't dirty this place

1268
01:41:30,717 --> 01:41:32,184
Teacher has arrived

1269
01:41:33,554 --> 01:41:34,612
Teacher !

1270
01:41:39,126 --> 01:41:40,184
Master Chan

1271
01:41:40,561 --> 01:41:42,722
How have you been doing, Mr Chan?

1272
01:41:42,830 --> 01:41:46,357
Very well... Mrs. Duan

1273
01:41:50,170 --> 01:41:53,867
Didn't ever imagine that
with your cripple hand...

1274
01:41:53,974 --> 01:41:56,909
you could develop such a good student

1275
01:42:03,217 --> 01:42:06,050
Nonsense ! Send for my sister

1276
01:42:06,487 --> 01:42:09,047
Your sister has been killed by them

1277
01:42:15,295 --> 01:42:16,284
Don't be afraid

1278
01:42:17,030 --> 01:42:19,362
Why be afraid of this crippled monkey

1279
01:42:36,817 --> 01:42:39,012
Teacher, why have you come so late?

1280
01:42:39,119 --> 01:42:40,711
Had you come sooner,
we'd have caught them all

1281
01:42:40,821 --> 01:42:41,981
Who will come to save us !

1282
01:42:42,089 --> 01:42:42,885
Right

1283
01:42:54,701 --> 01:42:55,929
As good as the old days

1284
01:43:22,963 --> 01:43:24,521
Why haven't you remembered

1285
01:43:24,631 --> 01:43:26,189
... your hands are crippled

1286
01:43:27,868 --> 01:43:28,994
I am not crippled !

1287
01:43:43,250 --> 01:43:44,376
All of you attack !

1288
01:43:45,085 --> 01:43:49,021
Attack ... !

1289
01:44:25,359 --> 01:44:27,953
Stay calm... don't be afraid ...

1290
01:44:28,328 --> 01:44:31,786
Don't be afraid... attack ...

1291
01:44:40,440 --> 01:44:42,203
My hands ...

1292
01:44:44,778 --> 01:44:46,006
We better leave !

1293
01:44:46,113 --> 01:44:47,307
Let's go !

1294
01:46:47,167 --> 01:46:51,069
Old Duan, has my Monkey Fist improved?

1295
01:46:52,639 --> 01:46:54,106
It's he who has regressed

1296
01:47:26,673 --> 01:47:27,901
Come

1297
01:47:41,321 --> 01:47:44,449
Don't be mad. The moral of the story is

1298
01:47:44,558 --> 01:47:46,219
That as a martial arts practitioner...

1299
01:47:46,326 --> 01:47:47,759
you shouldn't be attracted by sex

1300
01:47:47,861 --> 01:47:49,920
Neither should indulge in immoral things

1301
01:47:50,030 --> 01:47:53,466
Practise more Kung Fu,
and keep good health

1302
01:47:54,167 --> 01:47:55,225
Understand?

1303
01:48:06,513 --> 01:48:07,741
Is it painful?

1304
01:48:07,848 --> 01:48:10,408
This is called do unto others
what they do unto you

1305
01:48:10,917 --> 01:48:12,544
Teacher, isn't that correct?

1306
01:48:15,121 --> 01:48:17,783
Also, I so wish to avenge your sister !

1307
01:48:31,671 --> 01:48:32,638
Little Monkey!

1308
01:48:33,638 --> 01:48:43,638
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