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No, I'm not going. -yes, go
You little shit. -Oh, you shut up!
You see?
You're nervous? -Yeah
At the end of the test you said you were sure of yourself.
Yeah, but with the exam people you never know.
In any case dad, if I passed it? What difference would it make?
Degree or no degree, i'd still be unemployed.
Let's go. It's already done anyway.
I.D. Card
Sanquin Julien
Failed
See? at least he passed -Him? I doubt, I know him.
You register for next class, we'll pass next year together
I present you my study crib The "Louis the 14th Court".
Next year enrollment... Not going too crazy..
I have to say that the results this year...
No one knows...
And now, information about the Baccalaureate.
The average is 59% country wide.
The record is held by the School St Louis De Gonzague with a 95% acceptance rate
And at the end of the spectrum.
We find School Louis the 14th With 0% acceptance. I indeed said, 0% acceptance.
For them, the situation can only get better.
I'll see you for the News at 8. Thanks for watching.
Where's Leon? Leon.. Leon
For 20 years I said Hallelujia to everything you do.
You do whatever you please.
Today, we see the result from your pedagogic permissive methods
100% failure rate. You understand?
You can imagine the pain this free publicity has caused us.
Parents demand a repressive system for their kids.
Repressive, listen, can you hear me when I talk, it's in the newspaper.
Repression, they'll get some repression
They'll pay for the repression..
Understood Leon? - Yes
Look at them, having fun. Moving around...
Have fun, while you still have time..
Shit, my mo-ped!
We don't know them and I already hate them..
hate them.. We're from a different world.
We are classy... They are Nouveau riche..
Aren't they.. Only because of money
Without money we would sell this place...
Never would I ever sell this property.
So they'll have it, their baccalaureate. They'll have it.. Little monsters...
By force or not, they'll have it. Even you...
Baptiste Lavalle, our best "client" You'll pass your Bac..
Hello girls..
Ah, we have more than just ugly girls this year..
If you need information about the dorm situation, ask me, I've been a "client" for 4 years now..
What about me? -Hey Julien, how are you doing?
This is Julien, he is the medical certificate provider, whatever the type you need.
Oh, good thing you brought your marmite.
I bet you, I eat in it before Xmas. Wanna bet?
Hey little one, do you know you'll have your greatest school year of your life?
It's still not opened.
Are you that much in a hurry? -Yeah, if we want to pass the Bac, we can't waste anytime.
Hey, is this your car?
Yeah it's mine..
Well, not exactly mine, it's my dad's..
With the chicks, on the first day, you understand...
Hold on, Women and children first..
My children, I'm on the mission to make out of you, Baccalaureate degree holders
Some might say Mission Impossible..
I'm taking on the challenge And I'll win..
You will leave my school with your baccalaureate.
When you'll see the P.E. teacher. You'll understand why I've been here for 4 years.
It's Marilyn..
Your teachers will be: Mr Gimoncourt.
for Math, Science, Chemistry,
and English..
History and Geography will be taught by Mrs Gimoncourt
Are we done?
Physical Education
And Sexual.
Mr. Bruce
Marilyn.
Marilyn didn't shave this morning.
Did you read the new rules. - No but i received the new fee
Locker-room
Mrs, Dress or skirt..
St Laurent Model. -Right. Locker-room, next right.
What's this? Mrs..
Animals aren't allowed here.
It's not an animal, it's my dog.
I'm his mom. -Well we'll tie it here.. You'll pick it up later.
Hurry Mrs
lie down
Who placed the students?
Not me, I think they found their own desk. -Obviously.
You in the back. -Me?
Why? Because. If you don't like it, the door is wide open.
You already paid anyway, it'd be all profit..
Let's hurry. You too, here..
Here Hurry up!
I'm fixing what you've been messing up for 20 years.
and watch them from now on.
Yeah, so I was enjoying my morning ice-cream, I turn around, some bastard steals my mo-ped.
Did you see the guy? -Yeah but his back and from far away
So, what are you gonna do? -Well I'll buy another one, I can't walk everywhere.
"Nice to meet you"
English is not interesting? -blah
Is this language not widely spoken enough for you?
No use in learning any foreign languages
Is French enough for you? -No, but we have machines for translation. Why would I bust my balls?
Enchante de faire votre connaissance -Nice to meet you.
One day I won't even have to type.
I would speak, and it would translate it directly. So, Frankly Why busting my balls?
How much do you want to spend on your mo-ped? -500 or 600 Francs, no more..
I might have one around that price. -Ah yeah?
I might be interested. Ok.
Get out..
Get out, or I'll open. I have a key you know..
It is strictly forbidden to smoke in the bathrooms.
I know you're here. I know you're here.
The smoke doesn't bother you? -You'll change your habits, kiddo
Get out, get out. I'll get them under control
Where are the bathrooms? -1st door on the left, it's written on the door. You can't miss it.
Mamour, here comes your mommy..
Mamour...
He ate Mamour.. Police!! Police!
He scarfed down my dog He scarfed down my Mamour.
But this is my car..
Evidently, it's not mine. I don't have a car..
If everybody was like me there would be no cars
But it's not bothering anyone here!
It was not bothering anyone! -Everybody says that..
There are 10 millions cars that don't bother anyone. So, there you go.
Not bothering...
It's destroyed now.. -Yeah, yup. Well it won't bother anymore..
again..
Get out, i know you're here It is forbidden to smoke in the bathrooms. You know it.
That's something. He won't get out..
Why not? -When I say no. It doesn't mean "no"
No it's not yes. But it depends where..
Well listen.
In my parent's apartment, there's a room at the end of the hallway, is that ok? -No, not exciting enough.
So it means no. -Yes, it will always be No. Except during classes
What during the classes?
With this, you drop some catalyst on these crystals.
From which, smoke, if there's smoke, there's a reaction..
Your turn now.
I'm selling you my mo-ped for 700 Francs. -700 Francs? -yup
You think she's monitoring us?
She must have installed something
Tell me, still on what we talked about earlier? -Well, yes..
Ok, don't move.
Hey you, You've lost it?
I said, only a few drops!
You're crazy!
Maybe we should open the door. -Out of question, my flowers are outside!
I continue..
2 H C - C H C 2 Gives.. TrichorEthylene..
I hope you've followed I was saying 2 H C - .....
Went well? -Not bad dad.
This one here..
Not bad at all -Yes, it's good..
Listen, I'll tell you, except for the color It's identical.
Yeah it's normal, All made at the same manufactory
Yeah? -Yeah
Alright, I'll pay you tomorrow Is that ok?
Yeah, so you'll have it tomorrow then. Business is business.
Dressed like this will get you in trouble with the director. -No worries.
So how's the girl that'll end up in my bed?
Say, can't you find him a girlfriend coz he's starting to annoy me.
Here, 500, 600 700..
and extra for you, a wonderful lock with the key, so no one will steal it from you.
What's the matter? -Locker room.
What about the tie? -The tie? oh wait, wait...
Can I go?
No, No Mrs. Pants are forbidden.
From 1921 to 1929, the USA became the most prosperous ever in history
Industrialization was one of the main reasons allowing low prices for goods.
the USA only represents 7% of the world.
only 6% of the world population...
..but the 5/7 of the cars....
here.
fix this.
I was looking for a book on the top of the shelf, my foot...
Julien, my boyfriend. -Hi -Hello
Her soon to be ex-boyfriend. -You know, the guy always horny.
Ruth? -Ruth. -Don't change a thing.
So we play pinball, and the winner gets to chose between the 2 of you to sleep with.
hmm, sure.. don't bother. keep playing like if I wasn't there.
Go ahead, continue....
I don't exist..
Chief, they didn't do it on purpose.
Of course.. You're right, It's my fault.
Everything is my fault.
They're always right!
They are young, and I'm not!
So I must, I must let them be.. huh?
I'm here for that, so go right ahead
I can't say anything, go ahead, walk all over me..
It's been 4 years, 4 years you've been getting on my nerves..
For 4 years, every year, failing your baccalaureate just to piss me off when I'm trying to eat.
I think you want me to relocate in the Ardeches.
want me to snap!
I won't snap.
I'll stay here and I will eat.
I'll eat my carrots, like I do everyday.
You live at your parents? - No, they're separated, my mom in Canada My father in Australia
so they're renting this for me, you'll see, it's really nice.
Just be quiet. -no, no
keep it quiet,
Get undressed quickly quickly, i'm coming..
stop it. stop it
No, it's the old hag's room!
Oh Shit, the old hag!
Where are we going now? - No worries I know a nice hotel.
There we are, let's go.
But you said a hotel? -Well a hotel, this will do until tomorrow morning
Let's go -I can't do this! -If you love, you can
Follow me.
Come on, hurry up.
Be careful.
Shh shut up
The director sleeps right below us. Be quiet
During recess, I come here. But I think I'll move here.
Nice huh?
No, no, I'm tired and we have school tomorrow.
and don't move
Holy crap Oh holy crap
I woke up a little late, so instead of being tardy I decided to show up like this.
besides you have some fabulous uniforms.
Mrs, Mrs, go to the class. Hurry up..
Mrs, please find your seat Don't bother anyone..
What are you doing here?
Why are you crying?
I'm going to be late for work. -What work?
I start my shift at 9, as a casheer.
Hey, yesterday, someone stole my mo-ped
Shit, so what now? -Well I'm gonna have to buy another one, but my insurance won't like this.
I can sell you mine if you want. - What about you?
I'll borrow my cousin's.
Yeah, but I really liked the color.
No problem, i can paint it the same color, no charge.
well, that's really nice of you.
Well, for each family it's not much. But for us, in the end, it starts to accumulate nicely.
Don't hang up
yes, on white paper.
Stop this..
Stop this, this is not funny
Not funny
Ok
Time for recess, so you can go.
We'd like to use this recess to go over the course.
Beg your pardon? -To go over it again?
You want to study? -yeah, we all do
everybody wants to?
Yeah we want to go over it.
Then go ahead and study I'll go grab a bite.
Jeanne..
They decided to stay in class to soak it in -Ah yeah? really? -Yes
Well you see, authority works. Of course.
You're ready?
It's perfect, go ahead.
You see Leon, they're under control They'll get their baccalaureate.
I'm telling you Leon, they'll have their baccalaureate.
8, not very good, you could make some effort
2
0, as always don't change a thing.
What an idiot, seriously.
In any case, this skirt is not flattering
It's a little skirt I found, i think it fits very well. - No, I like you better with your white dress..
with the sun, the blue flowers.. It's more flattering.
You think? -Oh yeah -Ok, enough, I'll change
There you go, much better. -Silence..
So, The American automotive industry..
The European and American forces in the automotive industry..
The inequality in men, is or isn't an obstacle to the citizens' equality.
What are they doing?
North West...
North East for charcoal.. South for the oil.
West....
So we were at, the opposition between men and citizen, huh?
which could be natural or from birth..
Hey guys! She's at it again!
no, I have work to do, lot of work..
I have work to do!
If her mother saw her!
Little bastards..
Bruce!
Bruce! Bruce!
Bruce! For everybody, 10min of Physical Education. For you too!
You like him?
Want me to hook you up?
here you go..
So, don't move. I'll send him over..
Julien, come here
Can you do me a favor?
I forgot my book, can you grab it from my room?
This smells fishy. -No, nothing fishy, I don't want to get caught by the director..
If you don't want to go, no big deal. -No, it's ok, I'll go.
Nice of you
What are you doing here?
Tell me Caro. Want to do me a favor?
I forgot my book upstairs, can you go ahead and bring it to me?
Seriously, I want you to go as I don't want the director to know I'm squatting in her attic.
Can you go? It would really help me
Ok
Caro... You're nice..
Hey if Julien comes back, can you tell him I'll be right back? -Yeah, you can count on me..
It's not that I don't want you. It's not the problem.
But if we really analyze this..
It's always the same thing If there are no feelings, we can't sublime
I'm with Caroline..
And with her, you sublime? -With her, it is sublime, it's never boring.
With me, it may be even better..
I'm with Caroline. -She won't know anything.
Where's his book?
Right here. -Give it to me..
Come get it. -Give it to me now.
Ah shit..
Listen Caroline, I'll explain..
It's one of Bebelle's trick. -Yeah that's it -I think we'll have a little fun
What's going on?
The bastard, what a bastard!
Do you know what Julien was doing? -No? -He was fucking Jeanne in the attic..
Oh the bastard, the bastard, the bastard!
What are you going to do? -I'll make him pay -I'd do the exact same thing..
I'm gonna fuck the 1st guy. -Bravo, and who?
Him... or him...
Wait, do you know what the worst is for a guy?
That his girlfriend fucks his best friend.
You sure? -The statistics are very accurate.
His best friend? -Oh yeah yeah yeah
And I'm not telling you this because I'm his best friend. -No, I know..
What are you doing tonight? -Tonight, I'm busy..
No, no, wait, I can cancel..
Thank you.
If that makes you happy
come in
get undressed
No lights?
No, because of my parents
It's a dude?
Very good
Much better performance than usual.
Well go ahead as if we weren't here.
In any case I don't want to anymore.
Oh come on...
A little, a quick one...
Stop it, I said I don't want to.
I have something to tell you. -Sit down
I'm pregnant
Whose is it? -You all
You sure?
Look..
It's not mine.
Gotta throw this thing away..
It's not happening in there. Your dad is a Doctor?
Could arrange something?
I'm keeping it.
...(classroom material)...
For Mr Gaetan: 10min Physical Education
Ma'am Why?
I'm sorry, I don't want overcrowded classrooms
Every teacher has better control over every students if the classes are less crowded.
I understand Ma'am. -Wait, I can take one more student.
In what section? -B -Ah
B, as in Baptiste.
He's a good student.
I don't know, but I know he's a good worker.
So rare nowadays..
He really wants his Baccalaureate, He'll work hard toward that.
Good recruit. The trimester is payable in advance.
-(Math Course Topic)-....
I'd like to introduce a new student who'll finish the year with you.. Come in.
Silence!
Move to the back, Sit here.
Sir, Mam'
What's your name?
Student Gaston Pourquier.
Here, there you go. -Thanks, can you do the exact same in Balsa wood?
Yeah, there's trouble in the air..
At the end of the year you know you have to get your Bac..
There we go. Go ahead, hammer it in
Shhh. Hammer it in, slowly still..
Ok, try, go under.
Oh shit, this is very bad news for the gorilla.
in 1919, (class material)..
A crazy night of love, all you can give me
Wanna bet? What do you have to lose?
To spend a really bad night.
Excuse me, am I bothering you?
As a matter of fact, a little. yes. -A little gym class would do you?
This, I'd like! You see, it's very relaxing..
Of course.
Bruce!
Alright!
What's going on? Possible to work here?
Go on Ma'am, go on..
We spend enough money for this, huh? Go on!
What is this? -It's super.
Listen, go play with the kids.
But what is it? -Coke..
Can I try?
Got money? -Yeah -Give him 10 Francs.
Here, you shake very very hard.
The idiot.
You overdosed..
..(Math class material)..
Hey, it's the 3rd time you dropped your metal ruler
I'm sorry Sir.
(Math class material)..
Young man, can you repeat your question?
Be kind, I'm asking you to speak louder, you see?
So, well, so..
What's happening?
Can you speak louder?
What's he saying? Huh?
I don't get it..
You understand French? I'm asking you to speak louder!
Not normal..
This is not normal..
WHO?!?
Who did this again?
This is not possible..
This is not possible!
Are they all mentally challenged? The best of them gets a 6 out of 20!
I will force them, but they will have their Bac..
All lame! Not possible!
My children, what can I say? You're on the right path.. Yes, yes..
If the preliminary test you just took was the official test in June for the Baccalaureate. You'd all be graduating..
Come on..
I'm very happy, you finally realized the importance of this degree for your future.
The Bac, an old dream...
who might become reality..
See, for me, I don't see how i could get it -By working hard you see..
It'd be known if you can get the Bac by just working, -Believe me, it's known..
The only way I could ever get my Bac would be to remove the tests.
Or, randomly pick the people Like the lottery..
It's true, it'd be much more fair to everybody with the lottery system.
High income family or low worker, Same luck for everybody from the start.
Absolutely, and later in life, same thing. Everbody works, at the end of the month, with the pay check, just like the lottery..
So, one time you get 10 grand. Next time, maybe the minimum wage..
You really think so? -It's useless, there's gonna be an atomic war
So, bac or no bac..
I'm all for the atomic war I want it to start before i get kids..
Yeah, a great atomic war,very pretty. Coppola style, with blue, green, red mushrooms. And in the background, some music, like Wagner..
Yeah that'd be awesome. It'd clear the crap we've been in for the last 30 years...
I personally think that they are very pessimistic. I want to get my Bac.
Because later I want to get married..
Then I'll want kids Who'll get their Bac so they can get married..
What you're saying is really pretty..
Well I would marry a guy who has his Bac and super rich..
For me, my future is already set
Bac or no Bac, I'll be a minister, at least..
And you Mr Pourquier How do you see your future?
This is not for my future I'm doing this..
Come on, come on. You're the youngest here..
besides your results are more than adequate...
just little details... Congo is not under Belgium reign anymore. Neither are the french colonies in Africa.
Silence....
And the Tsar of Russia is not Nicholas the 4rth... But Brejnev..
I swear Ma'am, it's written in my books..
You'll have to get some more recent ones. -Ah.
My Children, given the excellent results. I decided for all of us to spend the day in the countryside..
With this, they'll have their Bac..
This is against my principles. -Well, we all know your principles...
No Ma'am, I have my own set of principles..
So kids, doing well? -Very well Ma'am -Good day yesterday?
Alright, good, let's be serious now. I'll present you, your new teacher. -A new teacher?
She'll get you up to speed for your exam.
And she is... How is she? -She's superb.
Come on, let's go...
Where is she?
What's this?
Lady?
The Learning Machine. She's from the USA.
So, who'll start? This young man..
please sit down..
Sit down.
Attention.
A sentence will scroll on the screen. Repeat it.
ONU, Organization from the United Nation, founded in 1942
Attention.....
Repeat.
You still don't want to repeat?
yes, yes, yes. The ONU..
has been founded in 1942.
In what year?
In.... 1942..
Repeat quicker.
The ONU was founded in 1942.
Repeat 42, several times..
42, 42, 42, 42..
Attention, new question..
Choose the right answer.
Well it's New York.
Wrong answer.
Trotski was assasinated in Mexico in 1940.
Repeat.
Trotski was assassinated in Mexico in 1940.
Faster..
Trotski was assassinated in Mexico in 1940.
What year?
In 40!
Who?
Hmm, Kennedy
No, Trotski.
Where?
In Dallas.
Who?
Dubreuil..
No, Kennedy
Trotski was assassinated in 1940
at the Olympic Games in Mexico.
Attention, new question.
The Spanish war started in 1936. Repeat.
The Spanish war started in 36.
What year?
In 36.
What?
The Spanish war.
What year?
In 36.
What?
The Spanish war.
What year?
In 36.
Ended in 36?
No, no, it started in 36.
Bravo, you've earned yourself a little treat.
Thank you Ma'am
Select the right answer
Wrong answer.
The Matignon pact was signed in 36.
What year? -In 36
What?
The Matignon Elyseum..
Not my glasses!
It can't continue like this. We must do something.
Super your Bac pad. -Shut your mouth. -How so shut my mouth?
What's going on, you're crazy? -Watch your tone of voice.
Listen, i'm sorry. -Me too.
Tomorrow, we'll have a day off.
For sure.
Bruce!
To the kitchen and take care of him.
Hello, Police..
A bomb will explode at 10:30 at the Louis 14th School
Who's calling?
From the C.R.A.S.S Committy Revolutionary Secondary Schooling
Yeah that's it.
No, it's ok. It's perfect. Thank you.
I feel much better.
Your turn..
My baby?
Later you'll thank me.
Bomb alert!
Quick, quick evacuate!
Quick, come!
Leon!, Leon!
It's gonna blow!
It's gonna blow up!
No worries..
It's a false alarm..
It's gonna blow!
Come here Leon..
A bomb is about to explode.. -What?
A bomb is going to explode! -No, should have exploded..
the time has passed..
I'm afraid it was a false alarm.
Created by some hoodlums who wanted a day off.
Well, because we never know. We'll search the house..
Hurry up. -He wants to search the house? -Let's go, what a waste of a day..
You little bastards..
I'll get you..
Can you imagine your life with me instead of this pretty boy here...
I want strawberries...
I want strawberries..
Martha! quick. Strawberries!!
What happened earlier at school?
A bomb alert. -A bomb alert??
Yeah the Police chief received an anonymous call..
Please repeat.
to pay paid paid..
With the accent
to pay paid paid.
It's better.
Pay paid paid.
Give the correct answer.
I don't care! Don't care!
I don't care
I don't care, don't care don't care. don't care!
New York
Wrong answer.
Washington.
Correct answer.
Hello, at 3PM, a bomb will go off at Louis 14th School.
Yeah. ok..
That makes them laugh huh?
We prepared a true one.
A little, a little bomb.
We would hide in a pot. A little boom.
Maybe then, they'll take us seriously..
Everything is written down. We just need to buy it.
Ok here..
Come on Mommy... Go on..
I set it for noon.
Noon sharp.
Hey, you sure you didn't put too much powder? -Impossible, that's even less than firecrackers..
Racist!
Machine is racist!
Sure enjoy it. Mrs the Machine.. while you still have time..
Martha! you forgot the pot under the stairs. -Thank you!
You sure it won't be too much? -Of course...
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck..
You're not in class? -Yes, i am, but i don't feel good in the tummy.
Tee and Mint? -Yes, very good idea.
The time is set for 12:30.
Wonderful idea with the pot.
The revolution gives ideas..
Our people will conquer.. -Our people will conquer.
Hmm it's good..
I'm gonna use the bathroom..
We need to reset the timer so we get more time to alert the cops.
Otherwise it's all good...
The official lunch is exactly at 12:30
I know, i know.
You have to be in the kitchen before noon.
Oh Fuck.
This is not our bomb..
No more bomb? Yes, there is one, but it's not ours!
No more weed for you..
There's a bomb! Fuck!
Of course there's a bomb. We put it there.
Listen, I swear i'm not fucking around. There's a bomb, it's huge!
Get it? Everything's gonna blow! We have to get the hell out!
There's a bomb! hide!
Sir! There's a bomb. There's a bomb.
-Again? -This time we did it..
It's a tiny one, but it's gonna hurt. -Not working.. -
I mean there really is a bomb.
Ours was going to blow at noon. But we don't know when this one will blow.
Oh now, there are 2 bombs? -Yes!
What you want is the afternoon off? -No!, we don't even have class this afternoon.
So why this bomb alert?
Because there really is a bomb.
There really is a bomb!
Do you know what a bomb does? -Yeah, it goes boom..
We've seen many of them..
Do you know what it'll cost you to let a bomb explode?
Do you know what it costs to annoy a Police officer?
There will be a lot of dead people.. -You're pissing me off too?
No assistance to a person in danger. Your career....
What proof do you have that there's a bomb?
If there was no bomb, I would have called you anonymously.
I wouldn't tell you in your face.
Think about it for 2 seconds..
My dear friends, you are very curious But i'll tell you everything..
Couscous is made with rolled semoulina Steam cooked, add butter..
But i'll show you
It's delicious..
Wonderful. Fantastic.
Our people will conquer.
Chief! A bomb just exploded! -Where? -The D'Abou Yamen embassy
Under the stairs, in the kichen
Boss, I found it
Mommy
Mommy? Mommy?
Lucy? what's happening?
I can't believe this..
My god, oh my god. This is not going to be good!
The bomb idea. was ours your Honor.
But the real one, the one that exploded is not ours your Honor..
They are a nuisance to society
We must destroy them.
Before they destroy me.
I had no idea about this bomb story your honor
What were you doing during the explosion? -He's an arnarchist.
Parade in 36..
It's him. -I wasn't just me..
They are all terrorists! -I know this case as well as you do.
I am convinced..
I understand you may be a little shocked by the explosion..
But don't make it a personal matter..
Besides, the bomb maker.. -Mustafa Samid.
Mustafa Samid is in jail.
Hoodlums, 6 months minimum.
Minimum.
Yes, but we're not hoodlums...
Prove it. -How so?
By getting your Baccalaureate..
Or else?
Or else? 6months, 1 year, 3 years.. You'll like jail.
This court is adjourned, the final result will be delivered the same day as the baccalaureate.
Now you have to get your Bac.
It's not possible.
We fucked around all year long. Even if we crammed for 15days straight, 24/24 We will still fail it.
Listen, I don't want any scandals. So you will get your Bac.
The judge said, jail or the Bac.
It will be the Bac.
In my position, i can't afford a scandal.
No scandal, understood?
It's a scandal.
A scandal!
I lock them, they release them!
The judge is a commie! I am certain, the judge is a commie!
Chief, the judge wants you to know. -Wants me to know what? -To know...
Want you to know that you can be the official monitor for the hoodlums's exams.
So they won't have their Bac
Because they won't be able to cheat.
I don't want my baby to be born in jail.
We'll bring you oranges and baby bottles.
Don't worry, your baby should be born during the exam.
That's not helping us? -On the contrary, it may help us.
The right sole, is history.
The left is Geography
It can't fail. It's how i passed mine.
There's a side taller than the other..
I don't write books, not my fault there's more History than Geography.
So let's plug it in.. Let's go. It's plugged in..
Let's go..
Voila. -So it works!
A minus 2 B equals. Equals... A + B?
multiplied by 1 - BC
A + B ....
Hey guys, stop..
So Columbo? How goes it?
It goes, it goes very well.
feels pretty good..
Tomorrow, Exam time. In 10 days. Jail time
You're done. A coffee please, strong..
You know, when you work hard all throughout the year. There are no surprises.
Yes of course, I'm certain of that.
Thank you
All the best..
What do you have in your hand?
Nothing sir.
Show them to me..
Turn them over.
Hurry up..
Thank you
If. .... Kippling, Do you know?
It''s always the same topics..
I used to know this by heart.
Go back to your seat.
I'd love to..
Excuse me, I'm really sorry. Seriously..
Really sorry.
Follow me!
There you go. At the police station..
It's time, let's go.
You're alright?
I'm about to give birth.
Now? -Yes. -What's happening?
She's about to give birth here. -She, she.. It's going to come out?? No we need to call 411.
I want to give birth here -Oh no, you can't do that. It's not made for this..
I want my Bac. -Now you want your Bac..
What are you doing!? Call them, we're giving birth!
We're giving birth! We're giving birth!
let me see her. Thank you..
Just relax. -Ok, let's go now. get out.. -Too late..
You take a deep breath you hold and you push!
"If you can destroy the work of your life"
"And without saying a word, to rebuild it"
Hold!, deep breath, breath in. block now push!
"If you can be a lover, without being a fool in love"
Push, good..
"If you can be strong, without ever being weak"
"If you can maintain your dignity.."
What are you talking about?
Advice to the baby. -With your advice, he won't ever come out.
I can see him, I see his head. "If you can conserve your courage.."
"And your head.." There it is...
There's is the head...
"You will be a man. My son."
It's a girl. -You're sure?
Nobody touches. -We're only looking..
She's very cute. -Yeah she'll be a man's worst nightmare, bitch..
Oral exam, how's that shaping up? -My dad is on it..
Here. Everything's in there.
What's that? -This? Glucose..
Open. -Ok
It's sugar, for hypoglucimia. When i work too hard with my head.
Keep an eye on him..
Brazil population in 1978
Brazil, Brazil...
109 million. -yes..
And in 1930. -40 million. just about...
Correct, now, be careful.
In 1900? -17 million
RDA production in 1970?
Fund of the RDA.. -Yes.
2 millions? Tons of course..
And in '74?
2.2 million.
In '76?
2.4 million.
Bravo. -Thank you
Bravo.
There...
So for you, this is it.
So, here, a little microphone. The questions are sent to the outside.
We answer you, and through this little speaker..
So be careful to move your lips at the same time with the answers.
Oxident reductions. Examples..
Can you repeat the question louder? -Yes, Examples in Oxident reductions..
Some examples...
Z N, + 2 H 3 O gives... ...........
+ Z 2
over..
It's the emotion.
Hurry up, it'll be your turn..
Well you certainly don't need the speaker.
Hello. -Choose..
"Does one get closer... when we laugh."
Does one get closer when we laugh.
..one get closer when we laugh..
"Does one get closer when we laugh." Excellent pick.. Let's go..
There you go, here. Read this to me..
Nitsche
Nitsche..
through out the beds of ...
shows the possibility for new lives..
one who doesn't know laughter..
shouldn't elect me..
and such....
However, Plato..
however, Plato..
starting with metaphysics..
closes the door to laughter..
without a certain irony..
Mrs, would you like to tell me the 3 State chiefs who signed the treaty at Yalta in 1945?
I'm sorry, she's all wet. I have to change her. -Please.
Roosevelt, Stalin, Churchill..
Very good Mrs..
Mrs Dutrexe Jeanne...
Accepted, passable..
Mrs Janin Caroline..
Accepted, passable.
Mr Lavalle Baptiste.
Accepted, passable..
This is a parody of Justice..
Watch your words Chief. -ohhh!! Lessons... -Write this down, Court Reporter..
You'll hear from me..
Your honor! What about me?
I failed, didn't I? What is your name, Sir?
Gaston Pourquier.
Even if this is bad news, I have to know.
Your card is stuck...
Stuck. yeah....
I knew it..
No Sir, your card was stuck. And you got your Baccalaureate..
With the highest distinction..
Congratulations..
Highest distinction...Me..
I believe the 10 births fully embellished you..
'10 years later'
Tell me Baptiste, you're still an actor?
No, I had to reinvent myself. Too tough, I couldn't cheat..
Now I have a magazine where I only talk about actors. Much simpler...
..Sells well?... --- Champagne...
Thank you Sir. Cheers, The Minister
President! oh President..
And then, you had 7 girls?
I would have made you a boy the 1st time around..
You, still generalist? No, specialist..
Exams? Not too hard? -Not problem at all..
And I opened a dating service company.
Sorry I'm late.. I stop to buy some smokes, some bastard just stole my car..
Did you see the guy?
Yeah but from behind, he was leaving..
How's your daughter? -She's wonderful..
She should be here any minute now.
Hello Daddies..
You'll never guess who's controlling the traffic right now..
Who??
Go, take a look..
Stop!
He doesn't have his Baccalaureate. He's poor, but I love him..
Tell me, what are you going to do about your car?
My car, my car.. I just need to buy another one...
Listen, you know I have a car shop now. -You have a shop? -Absolutely..
First owner type of deals...
Any color you want.
Look who I'm bringing.. Look...
Champagne for the Chief..
But we know each other...
Yeah -Wow, things are good for you..
You became important people..
General Inspector for the Fraud Dept.
And a little bit of that is because of me..
If you weren't scared of jail you wouldn't have your Bac.
And without your Bac, no good jobs..
And you, Sir. How's it working? -Well, I was victim of my own mouthy ways..
Yes, yeah... Any luck, among this group, someone working in the Police Dept. Higher up.?
No, but we have a State Official visiting us..
Ah yeah, the brightest.. -I'll talk to your President.
Thank you, please do hurry..
Stop, Stop, I'll blow, it will bring you luck..