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[ TV Announcer ]
Yes, folks, Moderna Designs...

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present the latest
in kitchen luxury.

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The Moderna Wonder Major All-Automatic
Convenience Center-ette...

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gives you all the time in the world
to do the things you really want to do.

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An infrared
freezer/oven complex...

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that can make you a meal
from packet to plate...

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in 15 and a half seconds.

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The Morrisons have got one that
can do that in eight seconds.

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Block of ice to beef bourguignon
in eight seconds.

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Lucky things.

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Dad, did you know that
the ancient Greek warriors...

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had to learn 44 different
ways of unarmed combat ?

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Well, at least we've got
a two-speed hedge cutter.

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They were trying to kill people 26
different ways with their bare hands.

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- [ Watch Beeping ]
- Bedtime for you, Kevin. It's 9:00.

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And this King Agamemnon,
he once fought--

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Go on, dear.
Your father said.

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- Oh, all right.
- The man you all love, Kenny Lange.

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Well, that's today's top prize.

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Let's meet today's star guest
on Your Money Or Your Life.

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Bring them on, girls.
Oh, don't they look gorgeous ?

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Oh, they get lovelier
every day.

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[ Father ]
Turn that light off !

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It is off.

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[ Door Rattling ]

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[ Horse Neighing ]

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[ Neighing Continues ]

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[ Door Opens ]

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What the hell
is going on up here ?

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I told you to put that light out
and get to bed.

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- But--
- And no more noise !

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It came off just like that.
The whole thermostat.

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That's the toaster, the spreader
and the slicer all gone.

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- She's in a terrible state.
- Should've bought German.

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- Mom ?
- It would've matched her rotissomat.

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- Mom, Dad, can I--
- You're going to bed
in good time tonight.

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- I was thinking of going to bed now.
- Now ? Certainly not.

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-You must wait for your food to go down.
-I haven't eaten any food.

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Well, you must eat
your food.

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And then wait for it
to go down.

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[ Machine Beeping ]

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Oh, no !
Not the carvery again.

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[ TV Audience Applauding ]

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Oh, dear me, Beryl.
Now, all I want to know...

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is what famous film star
begins with "C" ?

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Do you understand
the question, my darling ?

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[ Audience Laughter ]

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Come on, Beryl. Come on. Jumbo's
gonna end up in the souffle, Beryl.

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You've got to answer it, Beryl.
Come on. Come on, Beryl.

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- It's gone down now.
- Come on, Beryl. Come on.

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- What ?
- My supper. It's gone down.

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I can feel it.
Can I go to bed now ?

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Yeah, all right.
Off you go. But no noise.

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- What ?
- No noise !

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All right. Okay.

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[ TV Announcer ]
No, Beryl. Capetown is not a film star.

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[ Audience Laughing ]

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Oh, dear. Oh, well.
That's Your Money Or Your Life.

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[ Siren Wailing ]

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[ Yawning ]

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[ Toy Humming ]

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[ Father ]
Well, it takes money.

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[ Mother ]
With a kitchen like that ?

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[ Father ]
Our kitchen's all right, isn't it ?

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[ Mother ]
Our kitchen is light-years behind.

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[ Door Closes ]

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[ Clattering ]

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[ Clattering Continues ]

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- Where are we ?
- I don't know.

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- Well, look at the map.
- It's not on the map.

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- Is he coming after us ?
- I think we gave him the slip.

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[ All Screaming ]

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It's him !
Run for it !

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- Which way ?
- This way. Careful.

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[ All Shouting ]

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[ Nervous Chuckle ]

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We can explain everything, sir.

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It's not as bad as it looks.

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We just borrowed the map.

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Sort of got rather happy
about it, and, uh...

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ran off in high spirits.

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Yeah, we did.

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Who are you ?

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That's not him.

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It didn't sound
like him, did it ?

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It doesn't even
look like him.

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- It isn't him.
- Let's get him !

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[ All Shouting ]

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Strutter, get his torch.
Shine it right in the face.

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His face, dummy !

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[ Strutter ]
It's a kid !

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Og, Fidgit,
check the door.

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All clear.

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Strutter, the light.

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Just tell us how we get out of here,
keep quiet and you won't get hurt.

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Wh-Why don't you get out
the way you came ?

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Don't try and be smart
with me, you little creep.

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Yeah.

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If you want to play it smart,
I'll introduce you to Vermin.

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He eats anything,
you know.

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I'm not trying to be smart.
I'm just trying to help.

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- You know, don't you ?
- I don't know anything.

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You know, and you're
not going to tell us.

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- I'm getting angry,
and Vermin's getting hungry.
- I don't know !

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- He's found it !
- What ?

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- The way out.
- It's never done that before.

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Come on, you lot, push !

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[ Men Grunting ]

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Oh, no !
Not like that !

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Wait for me to give
the order, all right ?

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Ready ? One--

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[ Men Grunting ]

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Stop ! Stop !
You never start on one.

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Who ever heard of anybody
starting anything on one ?

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- What is it then, two or three ?
- Three.

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- [ Men Grunting ]
- And push !

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- It's him !
- He's found us !

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Help us ! Please !
Help us !

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- Come on !
- Who is that ?

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Return what you
have stolen from me !

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Return !
Return the map !

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It will bring you
great danger !

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Stop ! Now !

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[ All Screaming ]

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[ Quacking ]

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[ Screaming Continues ]

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[ Groaning, Shouting ]

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- Where are we ?
- I'm stuck !

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Quick ! The barn !

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Get under here.
Hold him, Strutter.

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[ Kevin Whimpering ]

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Shut up !

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All clear. Wally ?

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Yeah.

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- Strutter ?
- Yeah.

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- Move it. Go.
- Okay.

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- Fidgit ?
- Yeah.

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Where are we ?
What happened to my bedroom ?

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Who was that man ?

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That was no man.
That was the Supreme Being.

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You mean God ?

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We don't know him that well.
We only work for Him.

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Shut up !
Now, are we all here ?

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- What ?
- Og, are you here ?

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- Yeah, he's here.
- Vermin ?

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[ Chickens Clucking ]

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Vermin, will you stop eating !

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It's too dangerous to stay here.
He's probably still after us.

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So we better keep moving.
Hey, where are you going ?

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- Hey, where are you going ?
- Get him ! He'll give us away.

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[ All Shouting ]

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Help ! Help !

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[ Horses Neighing ]

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[ Men Shouting ln French ]

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Farmers !

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[ Man Shouts ]
Look what you've done, boy.

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Sorry.
What town is that ?

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Castiglione, or what
Napoleon's left of it.

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- Napoleon ?
- Yes. It's his city now.

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Come on, boy.
You come with us.

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No, thanks.

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Come with us
if you know what's good for you.

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You're going the wrong way.

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Napoleon ?

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- Get down !
- You nearly got us caught !

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You silly fool.
You could've ruined everything.

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- Do you know where we are ?
- Shut up. Of course I do.

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1796.
Battle of Castiglione.

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See ?

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Are you sure we're not
in somebody's bedroom ?

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Look, do you want to be
leader of this gang ?

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- We agreed no leader.
- Right. So shut up and do as I say.

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Now, we've got to get
into the city.

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We can't.
The roads are too dangerous.

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I've got an idea.
We can use the river.

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Come on !

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[ Explosion ]

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[ Man Shouting ]

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Aaaah !

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[ Explosion ]

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[ Horse Neighing ]

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What are we
going to do here ?

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- A robbery.
- Shhh.

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- A robbery ?
- Of course.

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We're international
criminals. We do robberies.

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[ Randall ]
Shut up back there.

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[ Townspeople Screaming ]

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Aim ! Fire !

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[ Explosions Continue ]

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Take aim ! Fire !

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[ Man Laughing ]

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[ Laughing Continues ]

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[ lndistinct Noises ]

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That's him.

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You're not gonna rob him ?

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Yeah. Every single
penny he's got.

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- But that's Napoleon.
- And he's rich.

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[ Laughing Continues ]

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Monsieur Commander...

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I think that the mayor of
Castiglione and his council...

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would like very much
to surrender now, please.

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Look at that !
Look at the little fellow !

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[ Napoleon Laughing ]

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With the city, we have the whole area
of western Lombardy at our feet.

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Oh, go away !

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I never should've
married you !

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- [ Whimpering ]
- Oh, stop it !

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[ Laughing ]
Yes ! Yes !

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Mon Commander,
they are very keen to surrender.

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They have been here
eight hours.

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Don't stand so close
to me, Neguy !

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I've told you
about that before.

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You on one side
and him on the other--

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It's like being on the bottom
of a bloody well !

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Just because
you think I'm small.

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No, Commander, you are
not small at all.

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No, not by any means.
Five-foot-one is not small.

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Yeah, five-foot-one
and conqueror of ltaly.

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- Not bad, huh ?
- Very, very good.

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[ Puppets Chattering,
Gunshot ]

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- Oh ! Oh ! Oh !
- What just happened ?

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Where'd they-- I just--

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[ Puppeteer Groaning ]

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[ Puppeteer Gasps ]

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Bravo !

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[ Napoleon ]
More ! I want more !

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- I-- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- Encore !

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I wonder if you would like
to see some of our other items.

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We have Zuzu and Benny.

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## [ Fanfare ]

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Fun on a unicycle.

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No ?

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How about
the Great Rumbozo ?

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He sing
and lift heavy things.

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No. How about, uh--

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Come on.

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[ Laughs ]
This I think you'll like.

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It's very funny.

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The Three ldiots...

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uh, from Latvia.

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It's a very funny act.
They swallow brushes.

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No, no !
They're all freaks !

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Not one of them
under five-foot-six.

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What kind of theater
are you running, huh ?

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I'm sorry, sir, but--

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No, no.
More of the funny show,

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the little puppets
hitting each other.

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That's what I like !
Little things hitting each other !

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[ Cannon Blasts ]

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[ Whimpers, Groans ]

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[ Quiet Chattering ]

252
00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:44,800
Come on.

253
00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:51,050
Psst.

254
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:55,130
- Huh ?
- Play something like this.

255
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:57,510
Tsk. Hmm.

256
00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:06,680
# Like the wallpaper
sticks to the wall #

257
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,970
# Like the seashore
sticks to the sea #

258
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:12,800
# Like you never
get rid of your shadow #

259
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:17,300
# Boy, you didn't
get rid of me #

260
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:19,300
# Me #

261
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:24,180
# And my shadow #

262
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:28,680
# Strolling down the avenue #

263
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,800
# Avenue, avenue, avenue #

264
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:34,090
# Me #

265
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:38,140
# And my shadow #

266
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:42,140
- # Not a soul to tell our troubles to #
- Please let go !

267
00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:45,180
- # We stick together like glue #
- [ Muttering ]

268
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:49,090
# And when it's 12:00 #

269
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:52,640
# We climb the stair #

270
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:56,180
# We never, never knock #

271
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:58,930
# 'Cause nobody's there-- #

272
00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:03,300
[ Grunting, Shouting ]

273
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:07,510
# Me and my shadow #

274
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,970
[ Shouting Continues ]

275
00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:14,930
# Feeling blue ##

276
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:23,100
[ Quarreling ]

277
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:26,140
Well, what do you think ?

278
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:30,470
[ Quarreling Continues ]

279
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,220
Marvelous show.

280
00:21:51,930 --> 00:21:57,680
Young man, you stick with these boys,
you have a great future.

281
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:01,520
[ Laughing ]

282
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:05,680
You know, you are
the best thing...

283
00:22:05,770 --> 00:22:08,970
to happen to me
since this whole campaign.

284
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:13,140
You know, I come
to conquer ltaly...

285
00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:15,680
because I thought they
were all small, you know ?

286
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,810
I heard they was
really tiny guys.

287
00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:20,470
Sir, I really think there
are more important things--

288
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,520
Shut up !

289
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,890
Don't you dare to tell me
my business.

290
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:32,640
You are dismissed, you hear ?
You, Lucien, the rest of you.

291
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,680
Great streaks of misery.

292
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,810
- But sir--
- No !

293
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:44,600
I'm going to have
some new generals for a bit.

294
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,850
[ Napoleon ]
Alexander the Great...

295
00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:53,480
five feet exactly.

296
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,520
Isn't that incredible ?

297
00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:02,480
Alexander the Great, whose empire
stretched from lndia to Hungary--

298
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,600
One inch shorter than me.
[ Laughs ]

299
00:23:06,690 --> 00:23:09,520
[ Polite Laughter ]

300
00:23:10,770 --> 00:23:13,440
[ Clock Chimes ]

301
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,440
Oliver Cromwell...

302
00:23:16,690 --> 00:23:20,560
the only man with any guts
in British history--

303
00:23:24,390 --> 00:23:26,690
Not a big man at all.

304
00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:34,060
[ Dog Barking ]

305
00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:37,730
Louis IV, 5' 21/2".

306
00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:43,270
[ Laughing ]
Charlemagne...

307
00:23:43,350 --> 00:23:46,190
a dumpy little five-footer.

308
00:23:46,270 --> 00:23:49,980
- [ Snoring ]
- Squatty little chap.

309
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,690
Attila the Hun, 5' 11/2".

310
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:10,520
Cyrano de Bergerac,
5' 31/2".

311
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:16,940
Tamburlaine the Great,
four-foot-nine...

312
00:24:20,190 --> 00:24:22,860
and three quarters.

313
00:24:27,270 --> 00:24:29,770
[ Drops Glass ]

314
00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:35,690
Wasn't he interesting ?

315
00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:38,860
Strutter, wake up.
Wake up.

316
00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:41,980
According to this map, there's a time
hole outside. See if you can find it.

317
00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:45,320
- Right.
- The rest of you, the hole
disappears at 12:00, right ?

318
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,440
So let's get moving.

319
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,110
Vermin, Fidgit,
the tapestry.

320
00:24:50,190 --> 00:24:52,820
Hey, that's 16th century !
It's nice, isn't it ?

321
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,860
Get it !

322
00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:58,110
Okay.

323
00:25:01,690 --> 00:25:04,020
[ Shouting ]

324
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:06,270
We're rich !
We're rich !

325
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,020
Ten-hut !

326
00:25:40,530 --> 00:25:42,860
[ Snoring ]

327
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,690
[ Laughing ]

328
00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:54,690
- Come on. We've got 30 seconds left.
- You found the time hole ?

329
00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:56,900
- Yes.
- Let's go.

330
00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:59,360
[ Snoring Continues ]

331
00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:06,030
- [ Laughing ]
- Come on, Kevin.

332
00:26:06,070 --> 00:26:09,030
[ Chattering Continues ]

333
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,530
[ Clock Chiming ]

334
00:26:18,190 --> 00:26:21,030
Ten-hut !

335
00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:23,030
About turn !

336
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,320
[ Clock Chiming ]

337
00:26:49,530 --> 00:26:52,490
- [ Guard ] Stop !
- Go !

338
00:26:53,490 --> 00:26:56,990
Thieves !
After them !

339
00:26:57,030 --> 00:26:59,950
- Follow them !
- [ All Shouting ]

340
00:27:13,530 --> 00:27:16,610
[ Groaning ]

341
00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:28,530
Oh, Sir Vincent,
you came for me !

342
00:27:28,570 --> 00:27:31,660
Oh, Good Mistress Pansy,
I could not have ridden faster.

343
00:27:31,740 --> 00:27:34,490
Four horses have I exhausted
this day from Nottingham.

344
00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:39,160
Oh, the way you leapt to my chamber,
so full of... manliness.

345
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,990
I could scarce restrain
the rushing of my feet.

346
00:27:42,070 --> 00:27:45,870
These 12 long years have been
like chains that bound me.

347
00:27:45,950 --> 00:27:48,490
Oh. And the personal
problem ?

348
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:52,320
- Much, much better.
- Ohhh.

349
00:27:52,410 --> 00:27:56,780
And now we will ride full tilt to Dover,
and there embark for France.

350
00:27:56,870 --> 00:27:59,370
Oh, you don't have
to wear the special--

351
00:27:59,450 --> 00:28:02,490
No, no, I don't have to wear
the special-- anymore.

352
00:28:02,570 --> 00:28:05,740
Oh, Pansy.
No more worries now, Pansy.

353
00:28:05,830 --> 00:28:07,870
- Oh.
- Oh.

354
00:28:07,950 --> 00:28:10,490
- No. No.
- [ Whistling Noise ]

355
00:28:10,530 --> 00:28:14,620
[ Shouting, Muttering ]

356
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:17,490
- [ Pansy Screaming ]
- [ Horses Neighing ]

357
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:21,120
[ Shouting Continues ]

358
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,030
- Hey !
- [ Screaming ]

359
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:32,620
[ Laughing ]

360
00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:35,240
[ Laughing Continues ]

361
00:28:35,330 --> 00:28:37,660
- Quick ! Quick !
- [ Randall ] We did it !

362
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:40,080
- Your problem, Vincent.
- Forget the problem. Get me the money.

363
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:44,990
- We did it ! We did it !
- [ All Laughing ]

364
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,830
I told you. You stick with me,
and you won't go far wrong.

365
00:28:48,870 --> 00:28:51,990
Sometimes I almost
believe you, Randall.

366
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,830
- Hey, where are we ?
- Where are we ?

367
00:28:54,910 --> 00:28:57,870
Why, it's obvious.
We're, um--

368
00:28:57,910 --> 00:28:59,870
[ Pansy ] Vincent, don't
worry about a thing.

369
00:28:59,910 --> 00:29:02,040
[ Vincent ]
I'm not worrying.

370
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,040
- Exactly--
- In the Middle Ages.

371
00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:10,410
Hmm... in
the Middle Ages.

372
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:14,870
Five-hundred years before the man
we just robbed was even born.

373
00:29:14,910 --> 00:29:17,870
- Fantastic !
- Try that one in a court of law.

374
00:29:17,910 --> 00:29:20,120
Vermin, that is not
meant to be eaten.

375
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,580
You never know
until you've eaten it.

376
00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:25,040
Is it always like this
when you've done a raid ?

377
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,540
I don't know.
We've never done one before.

378
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:35,000
But I thought you were
international criminals.

379
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,160
Going to be.
Going to be.

380
00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,830
Yeah, going to be.
Aren't we ? Going to be ?

381
00:29:39,910 --> 00:29:42,290
Especially now
that we've got you, Kevin.

382
00:29:42,370 --> 00:29:46,120
Hang on. He's just a kid.
He's not one of us.

383
00:29:46,210 --> 00:29:48,120
He knows an awful lot.

384
00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:51,290
Yeah, and he's bigger
than any of us.

385
00:29:51,370 --> 00:29:54,830
- Do you really want to join us ?
- Can we really go anywhere ?

386
00:29:54,910 --> 00:29:57,210
You name it.
If it's down here.

387
00:29:57,290 --> 00:30:00,330
[ Laughing, Cheering ]

388
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,120
I don't understand.
What's so special about that map ?

389
00:30:05,210 --> 00:30:08,000
This map used to belong
to the Supreme Being.

390
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,500
- You stole it ?
- No. Well, sort of.

391
00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:14,620
He used to be our employer.
He made all the big stuff,

392
00:30:14,710 --> 00:30:17,250
Iike good and evil,
men and women, night and day.

393
00:30:17,330 --> 00:30:20,420
And when He did trees and shrubs,
we helped make all this.

394
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:22,420
Whew, that's not bad.

395
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:26,170
Yeah, and did we get a thimble
full of credit for it ?

396
00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:30,830
No, all we got was the sack,
just for creating the Pink Bunkadoo.

397
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:33,960
- Pink Bunkadoo ?
- Yeah. Beautiful tree that was.

398
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,960
- Og designed it, didn't you ? Yeah.
- [ Muttering ]

399
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:41,370
Six-hundred feet high,
bright red and smelled terrible.

400
00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:46,370
As a disciplinary measure, we were
sent down to the repairs department.

401
00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:49,330
- [ Chattering Continues ]
- What ?

402
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:54,000
You see, to be quite frank, the fabric
of the universe is far from perfect.

403
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:58,000
It was a bit of a botched job.
We only had seven days to make it.

404
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:02,170
And that's where this comes in.
This is the only map of all the holes.

405
00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:06,170
Well, why repair them ?
Why not use them to get stinkin' rich ?

406
00:31:06,210 --> 00:31:08,540
Yeah, stinkin' rich !

407
00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:12,380
- [ Laughs ]
- Lads, here's to stinkin' rich !

408
00:31:12,460 --> 00:31:15,170
Stinkin' rich.
Stinkin' rich.

409
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:18,210
- And to Kevin !
- Yeah, Kevin !

410
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:22,130
- Here's to Kevin !
- Stinkin' Kevin !

411
00:31:22,210 --> 00:31:24,170
Hey, hold it there.

412
00:31:24,210 --> 00:31:27,170
- [ Chattering ]
- Smile.

413
00:31:27,210 --> 00:31:30,420
- Hey, the map.
- Yeah, the map. Don't forget the map.

414
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:33,880
[ Kevin ]
Hey, come on ! Smile !

415
00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:39,670
[ Pansy ]
Help ! Robbers !

416
00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:42,710
- Hey, that's us !
- Someone's in trouble. Come on !

417
00:31:42,790 --> 00:31:44,960
[ Randall ]
Grab the loot.

418
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,340
[ Pansy Continues Screaming ]

419
00:31:49,420 --> 00:31:53,210
- [ Robbers Shouting ]
- It's a bit tight.

420
00:31:53,290 --> 00:31:56,460
[ Robbers Laughing ]

421
00:31:56,550 --> 00:31:59,960
- Now, those are our sort of people.
- Yeah !

422
00:32:00,050 --> 00:32:03,550
[ Shouting,
Laughing Continue ]

423
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:07,000
Vincent ! Oh !
Oh, dear !

424
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:09,340
- [ Pansy ] Help !
- Come on.

425
00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:11,840
Oh, Vincent,
someone's coming.

426
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,250
- [ Whimpering ]
- Help ! Help I say !

427
00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:17,210
Oh, at last.
Oh, I say !

428
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:21,170
I say, my fiance and I would appreciate
a bit of assistance.

429
00:32:21,210 --> 00:32:24,340
- Oh, no ! The problem, Pansy !
- Oh ! Oh !

430
00:32:24,380 --> 00:32:27,170
- It's started again ! Oh ! Oh !
- Oh, don't worry, darling.

431
00:32:27,210 --> 00:32:29,170
- I say !
- I must have fruit !

432
00:32:29,210 --> 00:32:31,670
[ Wolf Howling ]

433
00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:38,880
- Where are we ?
- We've lost them.

434
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,510
Come on.
Don't be so wet.

435
00:32:43,210 --> 00:32:47,380
[ All Yelling ]

436
00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:52,380
- [ Muttering ]
- [ Kevin ] Hey !

437
00:32:54,550 --> 00:32:57,090
What do we do now,
Randall ?

438
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:03,840
Just leave this to me, Wally.
We've just got to treat them right.

439
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,970
What do you want,
you tatty-faced old scumbag ?

440
00:33:07,050 --> 00:33:09,880
- What's your business, gob face ?
- We're robbers !

441
00:33:09,970 --> 00:33:11,880
- Villainous robbers ?
- The worst.

442
00:33:11,970 --> 00:33:13,920
- Stop at nothing ?
- Nothing at all.

443
00:33:14,010 --> 00:33:16,670
- Steal a cup outta a beggar's hands ?
- Rather.

444
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,880
- The teeth from blind old ladies ?
- Of course.

445
00:33:19,970 --> 00:33:23,220
- Toys from children ?
- Whenever we can.

446
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:26,380
[ Both Growling ]

447
00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:34,380
Right.
Let 'em down !

448
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:37,010
They always crack
in the end.

449
00:33:37,090 --> 00:33:40,380
[ Grunting, Groaning ]

450
00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:42,630
Wow.

451
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,590
Listen, I've got a few ideas
for, uh, a linkup...

452
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,720
between your gang
and our gang,

453
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,050
but I only want
to talk to the boss.

454
00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:54,050
The boss ?

455
00:33:54,090 --> 00:33:56,680
- The boss ?
- That's right.

456
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,090
They serious ?

457
00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:04,090
Ohhh.

458
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:06,970
[ Men Shouting, Cheering ]

459
00:34:07,050 --> 00:34:09,890
[ Bones Crunching ]

460
00:34:11,930 --> 00:34:14,050
All right ! Do it !

461
00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:17,340
[ Laughs ]
Anyone else wanna go ?

462
00:34:18,970 --> 00:34:20,890
Come on, you weasels.

463
00:34:20,970 --> 00:34:23,510
What's this ?

464
00:34:23,590 --> 00:34:27,140
Lose yourself, leprechaun.
[ Laughing ]

465
00:34:27,220 --> 00:34:29,680
[ Spitballs Clinking ]

466
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:31,840
Move yourself, lad.

467
00:34:31,890 --> 00:34:34,840
[ Chattering, Laughter ]

468
00:34:39,930 --> 00:34:41,890
[ Ding ]

469
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:54,470
- That's disgusting !
- Wait here ! I'll get him !

470
00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:56,970
[ Flies Buzzing ]

471
00:35:06,010 --> 00:35:08,010
Hello. I-I'm Hood.

472
00:35:08,050 --> 00:35:10,050
- It's Robin Hood.
- Yeah.

473
00:35:11,220 --> 00:35:15,350
- [ Shouts ]
- Say good morning, you scum.

474
00:35:15,390 --> 00:35:17,720
Good morning, scum.

475
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,850
- Good morning.
You're all robbers, then ?
- The best, Mr. Hood.

476
00:35:20,930 --> 00:35:24,510
Jolly good.
And you're a robber, are you ?

477
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,890
Jolly good.

478
00:35:27,970 --> 00:35:30,220
And do you enjoy
robbing, then ?

479
00:35:30,310 --> 00:35:32,810
Well, it helps
pay the rent, sir.

480
00:35:32,890 --> 00:35:35,930
[ Laughing ]

481
00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:39,850
Jolly good.

482
00:35:39,890 --> 00:35:42,970
And you're a robber too ?
How long have you been a robber ?

483
00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:45,640
- Four-foot-one.
- Good Lord !

484
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,770
- Jolly good. Four-foot-one ?
- Yes.

485
00:35:47,850 --> 00:35:51,680
Well, th-th-th-that is
a long time, isn't it ?

486
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:55,720
Well now, I hear you've made
a pretty good haul.

487
00:35:55,810 --> 00:35:57,720
Well, see for yourself, sir.

488
00:35:59,060 --> 00:36:02,600
Gosh ! I say !

489
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,970
Crikey ! I mean,
I've been in robbing for years,

490
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:09,520
but I've never seen
anything like this.

491
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,720
Crumbs ! And you acquired
all of this by yourselves ?

492
00:36:12,810 --> 00:36:14,850
Well, it was a good day,
Mr. Hood.

493
00:36:14,930 --> 00:36:17,350
- Jolly good day !
- It's nice, isn't it ?

494
00:36:17,390 --> 00:36:20,140
Rather ! Well, I mean,
what can I say ? Thank you.

495
00:36:20,230 --> 00:36:23,350
Thank you all
very, very much indeed.

496
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:25,770
Oh, don't ment-- What ?

497
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,180
Well, I mean,
it's frightfully kind of you.

498
00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:31,180
The poor are going to be
absolutely thrilled.

499
00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:33,560
- Have you met them ?
- Who ? The poor ?

500
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,560
Oh, you must meet them.
I just know you'll like them.

501
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,270
Of course, they haven't
got two pennies to rub together.

502
00:36:39,350 --> 00:36:43,560
- But that's because they're poor.
- [ All Laughing ]

503
00:36:49,350 --> 00:36:53,520
Uh, Marion, would you be so kind
as to ask the poor to come in, please ?

504
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,850
- No problem.
- Thank you so much.

505
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:59,020
- Right. Come on, you lot.
- Let's just see what we've got.

506
00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:02,190
This is going to be
so much help in our work.

507
00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:05,730
No, you don't understand.
All this stuff is ours. We stole it.

508
00:37:05,770 --> 00:37:09,980
Oh, yes, I know, and believe you me the
poor are going to be not just thrilled,

509
00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:12,980
but also considerably less poor,
aren't they, Redgrave ?

510
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:17,060
- [ Gibberish ]
- You see ? What did he say ?

511
00:37:17,140 --> 00:37:20,020
- He said, "Yeah, what with
Christmas coming up and all."
- Ah, jolly good.

512
00:37:20,060 --> 00:37:25,150
Yes, well, there we are.
Congratulations. Well done.

513
00:37:25,230 --> 00:37:27,770
[ Laughter ]

514
00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:30,850
There we are. Well done.
Congratulations.

515
00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:34,650
[ Laughing, Cheering ]

516
00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:38,020
Is that-- Is that
absolutely necessary ?

517
00:37:38,060 --> 00:37:40,440
- [ Gibberish ]
- What did he say ?

518
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,900
- He says, yeah, he's afraid it is.
- Ah, fine. Fine.

519
00:37:43,980 --> 00:37:46,150
There we are, madam.
Congratulations.

520
00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:48,230
- Congratulations. Jolly good.
- Thank you.

521
00:37:48,310 --> 00:37:52,020
[ Laughing Continues ]

522
00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:55,850
Incidentally, would any of you like
to stay on and help us with our work ?

523
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:58,190
There's still so much wealth
to redistribute.

524
00:37:58,230 --> 00:37:59,940
Oh, I'd like to stay.

525
00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:02,730
Jolly good.
What's your name ?

526
00:38:02,810 --> 00:38:06,810
- Uh, Ke--
- Ke-- What a jolly nice name.

527
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:09,400
- Let me go.
- Well, never mind.

528
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,150
- Cheerio. Thank you very much.
- [ Kevin Struggling ]

529
00:38:13,230 --> 00:38:16,110
Thank you very much.

530
00:38:16,190 --> 00:38:19,360
Thank you very, very,
very, very much.

531
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,190
Awful people.

532
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:29,270
- This can't wait !
- I'll never get a chance
to meet Robin Hood again.

533
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,020
- Any chance of a rescue ?
- Stop moaning !

534
00:38:32,070 --> 00:38:35,070
He's obviously a dangerous man.
Unbalanced, if you ask me.

535
00:38:35,110 --> 00:38:37,690
Giving away
what isn't even his !

536
00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:40,360
That's what Robin Hood
always did. Even I know that.

537
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,020
- Oh, of course. You know it all.
- He was one of my heroes.

538
00:38:44,110 --> 00:38:47,860
Heroes ! Heroes !
What do they know about a day's work ?

539
00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:50,900
- Leave him alone, Randall !
- Well, it makes me sick.

540
00:38:50,940 --> 00:38:53,480
Anyone who's always right
makes me sick.

541
00:38:53,570 --> 00:38:56,730
- That's why you get on with yourself !
- Watch it !

542
00:38:56,820 --> 00:39:00,230
- Big mouth !
- Horseflesh wouldn't
have got us into this.

543
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,730
- Horseflesh is dead.
- Then give me the map.
I'm taking over !

544
00:39:03,780 --> 00:39:06,860
Get off me ! Get--
[ Arguing Continues ]

545
00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:09,900
[ Thunderclap ]

546
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,400
So... these are
the sort of people...

547
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,190
the Supreme Being
allows to steal His map ?

548
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:30,110
Look at them.
Stunted little proles.

549
00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:33,150
I wouldn't entrust them
to wipe their own noses.

550
00:39:33,230 --> 00:39:38,360
Oh, no, sir. It's much
too difficult for them.

551
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,570
What sort of supreme being
created such riffraff ?

552
00:39:41,650 --> 00:39:45,070
Is it not the workings
of a complete incompetent ?

553
00:39:45,110 --> 00:39:48,320
But He created you,
Evil One.

554
00:39:50,610 --> 00:39:52,570
What did you say ?

555
00:39:53,940 --> 00:39:58,610
Well, He created you,
so He can't be totally--

556
00:40:02,740 --> 00:40:05,150
Never talk to me
like that again !

557
00:40:07,650 --> 00:40:11,820
No one created me !
I am Evil !

558
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:15,320
Evil existed
long before good.

559
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,530
I made myself.
I cannot be unmade.

560
00:40:19,570 --> 00:40:23,030
I am all-powerful !

561
00:40:23,110 --> 00:40:25,400
Yeah.

562
00:40:28,490 --> 00:40:32,530
But why,
if that's the case,

563
00:40:32,610 --> 00:40:36,030
are you unable to escape
from this fortress ?

564
00:40:44,450 --> 00:40:46,820
That's a good question.

565
00:40:46,910 --> 00:40:49,820
Why have I let the Supreme Being
keep me here...

566
00:40:49,910 --> 00:40:52,820
in the Fortress
of Ultimate Darkness ?

567
00:40:52,910 --> 00:40:55,860
- Because you--
- Oh, shut up.
I'm speaking rhetorically.

568
00:40:55,950 --> 00:40:58,450
- Of course.
- I let Him keep me here...

569
00:40:58,530 --> 00:41:01,160
in order to lull Him
into a false sense of security.

570
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,780
Ah, clever, clever.

571
00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:07,490
When I have the map,
I will be free...

572
00:41:07,570 --> 00:41:10,990
and the world will be different
because I have understanding.

573
00:41:11,070 --> 00:41:15,120
- Uh, understanding of what, master ?
- Of digital watches.

574
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:19,240
Soon I shall have understanding of video
cassette recorders and car telephones.

575
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,740
And when I have understanding of them,
I shall have understanding of computers.

576
00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:27,410
And when I have understanding of
computers, I shall be the Supreme Being.

577
00:41:27,490 --> 00:41:30,240
God isn't interested
in technology.

578
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,700
He knows nothing of the potential of the
micro-chip or the silicon revolution.

579
00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:38,320
Look how He spends His time.
Forty-three species of parrots !

580
00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:41,240
- Nipples for men !
- Slugs.

581
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,820
Slugs ! He created slugs.

582
00:41:44,910 --> 00:41:48,660
They can't hear. They can't speak.
They can't operate machinery.

583
00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:51,870
Are we not in the hands
of a lunatic ?

584
00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:54,200
Sir... Iook !

585
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:58,370
If I were creating a world,
I wouldn't mess about
with butterflies and daffodils.

586
00:41:58,410 --> 00:42:02,030
I would have started
with lasers, 8:00 day one.

587
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,490
- [ Assistant Gasps ]
- Sorry.

588
00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:09,700
I just can't wait for a new tech--
techno-- technological dawn.

589
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:12,370
Sir... Iook !

590
00:42:12,450 --> 00:42:13,910
What is it, Benson ?

591
00:42:13,950 --> 00:42:17,870
The map, sir. The map !
They've brought it with them !

592
00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:22,870
- What ?
- I saw the map, master, just now.

593
00:42:22,910 --> 00:42:26,700
- Are you sure ?
- I'm sure, master.

594
00:42:26,790 --> 00:42:31,580
Down there !
The little one has it.

595
00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:33,580
The little one ?

596
00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:38,200
This is our chance.
This is what we've been waiting for !

597
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,540
- It will set us free.
- Shut up !

598
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:46,370
If you're wrong, Benson,
my revenge will be slow and unpleasant.

599
00:42:46,450 --> 00:42:50,870
I will turn you inside out
over a very long period of time.

600
00:42:50,910 --> 00:42:54,410
Oh, thank you, master.
Thank you.

601
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:58,620
Now we must bait the hook,
see if they bite...

602
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:01,120
and pull them in.

603
00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:07,200
Stand by for mind control.

604
00:43:08,450 --> 00:43:10,410
What about Babylon ?

605
00:43:10,450 --> 00:43:13,700
- Who ?
- It's a city of legendary wealth.

606
00:43:13,790 --> 00:43:15,500
Ahh.

607
00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:18,500
[ Voice Echoing ]
I've got a better idea.

608
00:43:18,580 --> 00:43:20,200
Who said that ?

609
00:43:20,290 --> 00:43:24,290
I've got an idea
forming in my head.

610
00:43:24,370 --> 00:43:27,210
You haven't had an idea
for thousands of years.

611
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:32,910
There is a place where we could find
the greatest thing man could want,

612
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,830
the goal of everybody's
hopes and dreams.

613
00:43:37,910 --> 00:43:41,370
What the hell
are you talking about ?

614
00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:45,910
The most fabulous
object in the world.

615
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,710
- That sounds like a good idea.
- Yeah.

616
00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:51,540
They're hooked,
the greedy little fish.

617
00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:54,660
- [ Kevin ] Why do you always
have to go after money ?
- Who's this ?

618
00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:57,830
I don't know, master.
I haven't seen him before.

619
00:43:57,910 --> 00:44:00,370
He's stronger than the rest.
Who is he ?

620
00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:03,210
- I don't know.
- I'm losing them.

621
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:06,500
Something's going on down there.
We've lost them !

622
00:44:06,580 --> 00:44:08,580
Randall, look, over there !

623
00:44:08,670 --> 00:44:11,500
- We'd better move !
- [ Randall ] Don't rush me.

624
00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:13,500
The forest !
It's on fire !

625
00:44:13,580 --> 00:44:16,500
It's raining,
pudding head !

626
00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:19,080
- Oh, no !
- What is it ?

627
00:44:19,170 --> 00:44:20,870
- It's Him !
- It's Him !

628
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,710
Return the map.

629
00:44:23,790 --> 00:44:26,040
- Make for the hole !
- Where is it ?

630
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,500
It's over there.
Quick ! Come on !

631
00:44:28,580 --> 00:44:31,580
- Stop ! Return !
- Hurry up !

632
00:44:31,670 --> 00:44:36,080
Return what you
have stolen from me.

633
00:44:36,170 --> 00:44:38,670
Return the map !

634
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:42,210
There are two holes, Randall.
Which one ? Which one ?

635
00:44:42,290 --> 00:44:44,880
Go, Kevin !
Just get away !

636
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:49,670
Go ! Not that one !

637
00:45:04,790 --> 00:45:09,250
[ Grunting, Groaning ]

638
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,840
[ Growling, Groaning ]

639
00:45:26,590 --> 00:45:29,540
[ Groaning Continues ]

640
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,000
[ Horse Neighs ]

641
00:45:34,090 --> 00:45:36,840
[ Growls, Groaning ]

642
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,050
[ Gasping ]

643
00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:48,960
[ Grunts ]

644
00:45:51,710 --> 00:45:54,710
[ Growling Continues ]

645
00:46:12,090 --> 00:46:14,340
[ Growling Continues ]

646
00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:16,340
[ Kevin Screaming ]

647
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,880
[ Kevin Gasps, Coughs ]

648
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,210
[ Shrieking ]

649
00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:27,920
[ Kevin Screams ]

650
00:46:40,710 --> 00:46:42,920
Where did you
come from ? Huh ?

651
00:46:43,010 --> 00:46:45,220
I'm not quite sure.

652
00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:47,550
Who sent you ?
The gods ?

653
00:46:48,630 --> 00:46:51,760
Was it Zeus ?
Apollo ?

654
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,880
Athena ?

655
00:46:57,300 --> 00:46:59,920
[ Panting, Sighing ]

656
00:47:06,130 --> 00:47:10,220
Well, you're certainly a chatty
little fellow, aren't you ?

657
00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:13,840
I don't believe it !

658
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,300
You don't believe what ?

659
00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:19,760
I don't believe
the way you killed him.

660
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:24,260
Yes. But it
has to be done sometimes.

661
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:27,220
No. I mean it was
such a good shot.

662
00:47:27,260 --> 00:47:29,970
I bet you've killed
lots of people.

663
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,180
Well, the gods must
have given you a name.

664
00:47:35,260 --> 00:47:37,800
Oh, yeah. Kevin.

665
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,130
Kevin ?

666
00:47:40,220 --> 00:47:43,590
Well, Kevin,
here, it's yours.

667
00:47:43,630 --> 00:47:46,590
- What ?
- You don't want it ?

668
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:49,380
Oh, yes, please.
You mean I can really have it ?

669
00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:52,470
Well, on condition that you
carry it back to the city for me.

670
00:47:52,550 --> 00:47:56,050
Oh, great. But no,
I can't really.

671
00:47:56,090 --> 00:47:59,090
I must wait. You see,
I'm with friends.

672
00:48:00,930 --> 00:48:04,510
You see, if I lose them,
I may never be able to get back.

673
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:07,430
- [ Horse Whinnies ]
- Get back ? To where ?

674
00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:10,090
I'm not really sure.

675
00:48:12,550 --> 00:48:15,760
Here, you better take this.
You'll need it. It's water.

676
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,340
There's enough there for your friends,
too, if they ever turn up.

677
00:48:19,430 --> 00:48:22,390
[ Horse Whinnies ]

678
00:48:22,470 --> 00:48:25,220
Oh, and by the way,
thank you.

679
00:48:32,260 --> 00:48:35,220
No. Please.
I'd like to come, really.

680
00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:37,930
No, no, please.
I'd like to come.

681
00:48:38,010 --> 00:48:42,220
[ Men Grunting ]

682
00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:44,220
Better ? No.

683
00:48:44,260 --> 00:48:46,890
## [ Whistling ]

684
00:48:49,430 --> 00:48:51,600
[ Blows Horn ]

685
00:48:54,930 --> 00:48:57,430
[ Blows Horn ]

686
00:48:58,850 --> 00:49:02,560
- [ Blows Horn ]
- [ Horse Neighs ]

687
00:49:12,850 --> 00:49:16,430
[ Children Shouting ]

688
00:49:19,810 --> 00:49:24,260
[ Crowd Cheering ]

689
00:50:09,810 --> 00:50:13,270
You saved my life.
Remember ?

690
00:50:14,810 --> 00:50:17,770
The enemy of the people
is dead !

691
00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:23,270
[ Cheering ]

692
00:50:23,350 --> 00:50:26,390
Hail King Agamemnon !

693
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:43,140
[ Kevin ] There's a man being
cut in half here.

694
00:50:43,230 --> 00:50:46,890
It must have been a brilliant battle.
Choo ! Choo !

695
00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:51,480
All three are to receive
summary executions today.

696
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,890
If the queen wishes to see me,
I'll be in the courts all afternoon.

697
00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:03,890
Remind the queen that
I still rule this city.

698
00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:07,770
I wish I'd been
in the Trojan Wars.

699
00:51:07,850 --> 00:51:10,350
Will you teach me
how to sword fight ?

700
00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:16,900
Come here. I'll teach you
something much more useful.

701
00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:33,730
- Where is it ?
- There.

702
00:51:39,650 --> 00:51:41,610
That one.

703
00:51:43,810 --> 00:51:47,230
Kings aren't supposed
to do things like that.

704
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,610
[ Camera Shutter Clicking ]

705
00:51:52,690 --> 00:51:54,730
[ Clicking Continues ]

706
00:51:59,110 --> 00:52:02,020
[ Crowd Chattering ]

707
00:52:16,770 --> 00:52:20,900
You know, I never, ever
want to go back.

708
00:52:22,610 --> 00:52:25,400
Don't you want to see
all your friends again ?

709
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,400
No, thanks.

710
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:32,110
To be in your own home, to be
with your own father and mother ?

711
00:52:33,770 --> 00:52:35,900
No.

712
00:52:35,980 --> 00:52:38,270
Very well, then.

713
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,020
- I can stay ?
- We'll decide that tomorrow.

714
00:52:45,690 --> 00:52:47,900
[ Rooster Crows ]

715
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,280
[ Kevin Gasps ]

716
00:53:31,610 --> 00:53:34,280
[ Horse Whinnying ]

717
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,280
[ Cymbals Clash ]

718
00:54:05,650 --> 00:54:09,780
I have decreed that this boy
shall remain here with us in our city.

719
00:54:09,860 --> 00:54:14,400
Furthermore, he shall
from this day forward be my own son...

720
00:54:14,490 --> 00:54:16,610
and heir to the throne
of Mycenae.

721
00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:19,240
[ Crowd Murmuring ]

722
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,030
Let the banquet begin.

723
00:54:22,110 --> 00:54:24,030
[ Gong Chimes ]

724
00:54:49,110 --> 00:54:52,410
[ Drumroll ]

725
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,370
[ Monkey Chittering ]

726
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,950
[ Laughing, Murmuring ]

727
00:56:09,290 --> 00:56:11,790
[ Randall ]
And now, ladies and gentlemen,

728
00:56:11,870 --> 00:56:15,160
a mastery miracle of modern
magic before your very eyes.

729
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:18,290
Abracadee, abracadoo !

730
00:56:18,370 --> 00:56:21,200
- [ Laughter ]
- You're doing a great job.

731
00:56:21,290 --> 00:56:23,410
If we can borrow this
for a moment, sir.

732
00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:27,080
[ Randall ] Please give generously
as my assistants pass amongst you.

733
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,660
Thank you very much.
Thank you.

734
00:56:29,740 --> 00:56:33,910
[ Chattering Continues ]

735
00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:36,950
Come on. Come on.

736
00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:46,790
- Now all we need is a volunteer.
Yes, young man, you'll do fine.
- No ! Please !

737
00:56:46,870 --> 00:56:48,870
[ Kevin ]
No ! Leave me !

738
00:56:48,950 --> 00:56:51,370
Come on !
Come on !

739
00:56:51,450 --> 00:56:54,500
- No way !
- May I ? The crown ?

740
00:56:54,580 --> 00:56:57,580
Don't ! Help me !

741
00:56:57,660 --> 00:57:01,330
Kevin, let's get
out of here !

742
00:57:01,410 --> 00:57:03,290
No ! Please, no !

743
00:57:03,370 --> 00:57:05,290
Thank you.

744
00:57:05,370 --> 00:57:08,700
- No ! Please !
- Watch this !

745
00:57:08,790 --> 00:57:11,210
We make a great team,
don't we ?

746
00:57:12,290 --> 00:57:14,210
Now !

747
00:57:18,370 --> 00:57:20,410
[ Music Stops ]

748
00:57:21,660 --> 00:57:23,910
[ Cheering, Applause ]

749
00:57:42,710 --> 00:57:44,710
[ Steam Whistle Blows ]

750
00:57:48,790 --> 00:57:51,960
- Alone, at last.
- Isn't it glorious ?

751
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:54,580
Yes. I love the ocean.

752
00:57:54,670 --> 00:57:57,420
God, how I, how I love her.

753
00:57:57,500 --> 00:58:01,670
- She's so, so damn--
- Wet ?

754
00:58:02,750 --> 00:58:04,670
Wet. Yes. Yes.

755
00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:09,120
So damn... damn... wet.

756
00:58:10,540 --> 00:58:13,210
Pansy.
Pansy, look at me.

757
00:58:13,290 --> 00:58:16,960
- Yes, Vincent ?
- Do you love me ?

758
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:22,130
- Of course, I love you.
- You don't mind the, the thing
on the end of my nose ?

759
00:58:22,210 --> 00:58:24,710
- Oh, you mean your-- No, darling.
- Yes, my--

760
00:58:24,790 --> 00:58:27,460
[ Chuckling ]
Don't be silly.

761
00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:32,210
Could you share a house with
a chap who has a thing like this
on the end of his nose ?

762
00:58:32,290 --> 00:58:37,210
Of course, my love.
Everyone has something odd about them.

763
00:58:37,290 --> 00:58:39,960
- Why, I've got an enormous--
- Pansy !

764
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,290
Pansy, I'm so glad
you feel the way you do.

765
00:58:42,380 --> 00:58:46,130
Because now I can ask you
what I've always wanted to ask you.

766
00:58:46,210 --> 00:58:48,630
Oh, ask me.

767
00:58:48,670 --> 00:58:50,540
Ask me !

768
00:58:50,630 --> 00:58:55,040
Pansy, will you--

769
00:58:57,710 --> 00:58:59,630
Will you--

770
00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:02,460
- [ Yelling ]
- [ Gulls Wailing ]

771
00:59:04,170 --> 00:59:06,670
- Where the hell are we ?
- [ Yelling, Chattering ]

772
00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:08,960
Someone hit me ! Oh !

773
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,840
- Pansy ! Pansy !
- [ Screaming ]

774
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:15,750
- [ Screaming Continues ]
- Give me that !

775
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:19,040
You've ruined everything !
Pansy ! Pansy, I can explain !

776
00:59:19,130 --> 00:59:22,960
It's only the thing on my nose and the
hairpiece ! Everything else is fine !

777
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,960
- [ Chattering ]
- ## [ Classical ]

778
00:59:29,630 --> 00:59:31,590
Fidgit, you're not supposed
to eat that.

779
00:59:31,670 --> 00:59:34,710
- You're supposed to drink it.
- I like that. It's very nice.

780
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,710
Oh.

781
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,550
Six more plates
of caviar, please.

782
00:59:40,630 --> 00:59:42,550
Anyone else want any ?

783
00:59:42,630 --> 00:59:46,050
No, none for me, thank you.
I'll stick with the quail's eyeballs.

784
00:59:46,130 --> 00:59:48,380
The caviar makes me throw up,
you know.

785
00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:51,880
- [ Man ] Waiter.
- Sorry, Randall. Sorry.

786
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:56,340
Cheer up, Kevin. Kings aren't
the only ones with money, you know.

787
00:59:56,420 --> 00:59:58,800
The money wasn't important
to him.

788
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,420
He didn't have anything
to spend it on, did he ?

789
01:00:01,510 --> 01:00:05,800
Stuck out in Greece-- Iowest
standard of living in Europe.

790
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:10,760
- You make me sick !
- [ All Hooting, Laughing ]

791
01:00:14,090 --> 01:00:17,130
[ Chattering ]

792
01:00:17,210 --> 01:00:20,590
What ?
Things are looking better all the time.

793
01:00:20,630 --> 01:00:24,260
- I've got something to say to you.
- Go away !

794
01:00:24,340 --> 01:00:28,420
- [ Chattering Continues ]
- It's about the map.

795
01:00:28,470 --> 01:00:32,130
The map ?
I don't understand you, Randall.

796
01:00:32,220 --> 01:00:34,380
You've got something
really brilliant like that,

797
01:00:34,470 --> 01:00:37,170
- and you're just wasting it.
- [ Scoffs ]

798
01:00:37,260 --> 01:00:40,130
I wouldn't call this exactly...
wasting it.

799
01:00:40,170 --> 01:00:43,260
Why couldn't you leave me
where I was happy ?

800
01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:46,630
Because when you hear
what I've got planned,

801
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:50,300
- you're gonna be a lot happier.
- [ Glass Clinks, Water Splashes ]

802
01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:54,920
I was havin' a close look at the map
last night. Do you know what I found ?

803
01:00:55,010 --> 01:00:59,090
Og was right.
The most fabulous object in the world.

804
01:00:59,170 --> 01:01:01,130
It does exist.

805
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:05,260
Look.

806
01:01:05,300 --> 01:01:09,760
- The time of legends--
- The time of legends !
There's no such thing.

807
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,590
But there is.
You just gotta believe in it.

808
01:01:12,630 --> 01:01:15,010
Otherwise, Horseflesh
wouldn't have put it on the map.

809
01:01:15,090 --> 01:01:19,090
"In the middle of the time of legends
is a fortress of ultimate darkness,

810
01:01:19,180 --> 01:01:23,340
and inside the fortress
of ultimate darkness,

811
01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:26,590
the most fabulous object
in the world."

812
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,260
Give it up, Randall.

813
01:01:28,340 --> 01:01:30,800
- [ Chattering Continues ]
- Look.

814
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:33,590
- You and me-- we got a lot in common.
- [ Coughs ]

815
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:36,260
- Not like that Og.
- [ Laughing ]

816
01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:38,590
We like a risk.

817
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:41,140
- We like adventure.
- [ Coughing Continues ]

818
01:01:41,220 --> 01:01:43,720
Well, this is it.

819
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,640
This is the big one.

820
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,340
No namby-pamby
time holes here.

821
01:01:49,430 --> 01:01:54,140
We risk all.
We win everything.

822
01:01:54,220 --> 01:01:56,760
Waiter, more champagne.

823
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,140
Yes, sir.

824
01:01:59,220 --> 01:02:01,550
And plenty of ice.

825
01:02:03,390 --> 01:02:06,300
[ Crashing ]

826
01:02:08,180 --> 01:02:10,140
[ Yelling, Screaming ]

827
01:02:12,510 --> 01:02:15,260
[ Yelling, Screaming Continue ]

828
01:02:22,350 --> 01:02:24,350
[ Wally ]
Hello !

829
01:02:24,430 --> 01:02:26,720
I want to go home !
I can't stand it !

830
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,720
You'll get us all killed,
Randall !

831
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,720
Stop whimpering, Fidgit !

832
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:33,640
How could I know we were gonna
run slap-bang into an iceberg ?

833
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,760
It didn't say "Get off before
the iceberg" on the ticket.

834
01:02:39,140 --> 01:02:41,760
Now-- Now is the time...

835
01:02:41,850 --> 01:02:47,140
to star-- to start our quest for the--
for the most fabulous object, Randall.

836
01:02:47,220 --> 01:02:50,640
- Og's right ! I've got the map.
- No !

837
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,180
- Let's go !
- What ?

838
01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:58,430
Randall, we are in the middle
of the Atlantic Ocean !

839
01:02:58,510 --> 01:03:02,760
It doesn't matter where we are.
You just gotta believe in it !

840
01:03:02,810 --> 01:03:04,310
You're crazy !

841
01:03:04,390 --> 01:03:07,350
- We must try !
- No, don't !

842
01:03:07,430 --> 01:03:09,760
- Abandon plank !
- No !

843
01:03:09,850 --> 01:03:14,390
I can't swim !
I can't swim !

844
01:03:14,470 --> 01:03:17,100
[ Fidgit ]
Help ! Help !

845
01:03:18,970 --> 01:03:22,770
- Don't worry, Fidgit ! I'm coming !
- Help !

846
01:03:22,850 --> 01:03:25,310
- [ Laughing ]
- Help !

847
01:03:25,390 --> 01:03:29,390
- Now we have them !
- Oh, well done. Well done, master.

848
01:03:29,470 --> 01:03:33,100
[ Yelling, Whimpering ]

849
01:03:37,850 --> 01:03:41,220
Suddenly, I feel...
very, very good.

850
01:03:41,310 --> 01:03:43,600
- I'm sorry, master.
- It'll pass. It'll pass.

851
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:47,430
- Shall I bring them in, master ?
- Yes, Benson.

852
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:51,060
- Bring them into the time of legends.
- [ Laughing ]

853
01:04:05,140 --> 01:04:09,600
[ Screaming ]

854
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:14,600
[ Screaming Continues ]

855
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:25,270
Hey !
Hey, I can swim !

856
01:04:29,690 --> 01:04:31,270
Look.

857
01:04:31,310 --> 01:04:34,310
Look !

858
01:04:34,350 --> 01:04:37,310
[ Snoring ]

859
01:04:41,350 --> 01:04:43,310
[ Grunting ]

860
01:04:44,890 --> 01:04:46,310
Morning, dear.

861
01:04:46,390 --> 01:04:49,810
[ Growling ]

862
01:04:49,850 --> 01:04:52,940
- [ Back Cracking ]
- Ooh !

863
01:04:54,850 --> 01:04:58,440
- [ Dwarves, Kevin Screaming ] Help !
- Who's that ?

864
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:02,150
- What, dear ?
- Thought I heard a noise.

865
01:05:02,230 --> 01:05:06,440
No. It's your nerves, dear.

866
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:09,480
Here we are, darling.

867
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:11,980
[ Groaning ]

868
01:05:12,060 --> 01:05:13,980
Come on.

869
01:05:16,150 --> 01:05:20,310
- [ Grunting ]
- And the ointment for the leg.

870
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:22,940
I grew too fast
when I was young.

871
01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:27,270
- That was the problem.
- You've been overdoing it a bit, dear.

872
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:31,060
You try being beastly and terrifying
when you-- [ Gasping ]

873
01:05:31,150 --> 01:05:35,940
you can only get one hour's sleep
a night because your back hurts,

874
01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:39,770
and you daren't cough
in case you pull a muscle.

875
01:05:39,810 --> 01:05:42,440
But you are horrible, dear.

876
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:44,480
You're just sayin' that.

877
01:05:47,190 --> 01:05:49,400
[ Giggling ]
And gargle.

878
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:52,940
- [ Groaning ]
- Come on, now. There's a good fellow.

879
01:05:54,310 --> 01:05:57,110
[ Growls ]

880
01:05:57,190 --> 01:05:59,230
[ Roaring, Gargling ]

881
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,110
- What's that ?
- I don't know.

882
01:06:02,980 --> 01:06:05,980
- [ Gasping, Panting ]
- Wait for me !

883
01:06:08,730 --> 01:06:10,770
Look at these bloody spots.

884
01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:13,070
That's diet, that is.

885
01:06:13,150 --> 01:06:17,820
- You'll outgrow them, dear.
- Look at all this bloody fish !

886
01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:21,610
[ Grunting ] There used to be
a time when you could be sure...

887
01:06:21,650 --> 01:06:24,480
of catchin'
old boots, cans,

888
01:06:24,570 --> 01:06:26,520
hatracks, boxes.

889
01:06:26,610 --> 01:06:29,610
Now it's prawns
all the bloody time !

890
01:06:29,690 --> 01:06:34,150
Anti-pollution ! Wife !

891
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,940
What d'you want, dear?
Do you want the foot powder ?

892
01:06:38,980 --> 01:06:42,780
No ! Come out here
and help me !

893
01:06:42,820 --> 01:06:45,070
- Quick !
- Dear.

894
01:06:47,690 --> 01:06:52,230
- What's in there ?
- I don't know, but it's not prawns.

895
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,440
- [ Grunting, Groaning ]
- Here.

896
01:06:54,530 --> 01:06:56,980
Here, dear.
Leave that to me, please.

897
01:06:57,070 --> 01:06:59,610
- Yeah.
- [ Yells ]

898
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:07,820
Aren't they lovely ?
We can have them for breakfast.

899
01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:10,110
Ah, you mean
eat their boots ?

900
01:07:10,150 --> 01:07:13,990
No, dear.
I mean, eat all of them.

901
01:07:14,070 --> 01:07:16,070
Every little bit.

902
01:07:16,150 --> 01:07:19,360
That means the big pot
and the large skewers.

903
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:22,610
- [ Whimpering, Grunting ]
- What shall I do, dear ?

904
01:07:25,070 --> 01:07:26,990
Terrify them.

905
01:07:27,070 --> 01:07:29,320
Oh, but what about me back ?

906
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:32,110
Well, you don't have
to jump around.

907
01:07:32,150 --> 01:07:34,650
Just shout horribly...

908
01:07:34,740 --> 01:07:38,110
and leer at them.

909
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:41,650
You know,
the way you used to.

910
01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:44,400
- [ Giggling ]
- Right.

911
01:07:44,490 --> 01:07:47,030
Right.
[ Laughing ]

912
01:07:47,110 --> 01:07:51,740
Oh, I'm so happy
'cause I'm bus-bus-bus-busy.

913
01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:55,570
Right.
[ Clears Throat ]

914
01:07:56,650 --> 01:07:59,740
- [ Roaring ]
- [ Dwarves Screaming ]

915
01:07:59,820 --> 01:08:01,740
- Go away !
- [ Whimpering ]

916
01:08:01,820 --> 01:08:04,490
[ Laughing, Roaring ]

917
01:08:04,570 --> 01:08:06,490
[ Roaring, Screaming Continue ]

918
01:08:06,570 --> 01:08:08,490
Let's see.
What have we here ?

919
01:08:08,570 --> 01:08:10,740
Some tasty
little morsels, eh ?

920
01:08:10,820 --> 01:08:13,450
- [ Laughing, Roaring ]
- Help ! Get off !

921
01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:15,780
- Hey ! Put me down ! Put me down !
- [ Back Cracking ]

922
01:08:15,860 --> 01:08:18,950
[ Groaning ]

923
01:08:19,030 --> 01:08:22,490
[ Grunting ]
Put me down !

924
01:08:22,530 --> 01:08:24,490
- [ Splashing ]
- [ Roaring Continues ]

925
01:08:24,530 --> 01:08:29,450
# Yes, it's wonderful
to be making a fondue again #

926
01:08:29,490 --> 01:08:32,950
- [ Growling ]
- [ Screaming ]

927
01:08:32,990 --> 01:08:34,990
- Be quiet !
- [ Back Cracking ]

928
01:08:35,030 --> 01:08:37,780
[ Growling, Groaning Continue ]

929
01:08:37,860 --> 01:08:39,860
D-D-Does your back hurt ?

930
01:08:39,950 --> 01:08:43,570
- Huh ?
- I know a cure for bad backs.

931
01:08:43,660 --> 01:08:47,030
Bad back ?
Me ? An ogre ?

932
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,820
- [ Laughs, Roars ]
- [ Cracking Continues ]

933
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:56,410
- W-What you need i-is stretching.
- Stretching ?

934
01:08:56,490 --> 01:08:59,700
# To be melting the cheese
in the southerly breeze #

935
01:08:59,780 --> 01:09:02,950
# To be sharpening
the skewer again #

936
01:09:02,990 --> 01:09:06,280
- Heave !
- [ Screaming ]

937
01:09:06,370 --> 01:09:08,320
That's better !

938
01:09:08,370 --> 01:09:12,070
That's better !
That's wonderful !

939
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:15,780
[ Laughing ]
Heave again !

940
01:09:15,820 --> 01:09:18,830
- [ Ogre Yelling ]
- Are they in the pot, dear ?

941
01:09:18,870 --> 01:09:21,450
Yeah. Just about.

942
01:09:21,530 --> 01:09:25,120
And one more for luck.
Heave !

943
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:29,660
- Two, three, left, right, left, right !
- Hey, what's going on ?

944
01:09:29,740 --> 01:09:32,660
- Left, right !
- [ Yelling ]

945
01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:35,660
[ All Yelling ]

946
01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:39,280
- [ Laughing, Cheering ]
- Are you all right, dear ?

947
01:09:39,370 --> 01:09:42,160
- Oh ! Quick ! Into the pot !
- Yeah !

948
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:44,160
Winston ?

949
01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:47,830
Winston !

950
01:09:47,910 --> 01:09:49,830
[ Knife Clattering ]

951
01:09:49,910 --> 01:09:51,830
[ Door Creaking ]

952
01:09:53,660 --> 01:09:56,240
Is this part of the cure ?

953
01:09:56,330 --> 01:09:58,290
[ Laughing ]

954
01:09:58,370 --> 01:10:00,660
- Winston.
- [ Winston Splashing, Laughing ]

955
01:10:00,740 --> 01:10:02,660
What are you doing
in the water, dear ?

956
01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:04,660
- [ Screaming ]
- [ Laughing Continues ]

957
01:10:05,740 --> 01:10:07,660
[ Laughing ]

958
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:14,790
Oh, my back is wonderful !
[ Laughing ]

959
01:10:14,870 --> 01:10:18,080
- You've got to stop them, Winston !
- [ Grunting ]

960
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,290
[ Coughing ]

961
01:10:20,330 --> 01:10:22,330
I can cough !

962
01:10:22,410 --> 01:10:25,200
At last,
I can really cough !

963
01:10:25,290 --> 01:10:27,750
[ lnhales, Roars ]

964
01:10:27,830 --> 01:10:29,750
[ Roaring Continues ]

965
01:10:31,700 --> 01:10:33,750
- Look out !
- We're going ! We're saved !

966
01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:36,500
- Yes ! To that side ! Quick !
- We're saved !

967
01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:38,830
Catch all ! Come on !

968
01:10:38,910 --> 01:10:41,500
[ Chattering Continues ]

969
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:49,080
- Hold on !
- Hold on tight, Wally !

970
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,620
How're we doing now, Randall ?

971
01:10:56,710 --> 01:10:58,660
Just fine.

972
01:10:58,750 --> 01:11:01,960
We're on the right course.

973
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:05,540
As long as this wind keeps up,
nothing can go wrong.

974
01:11:05,620 --> 01:11:08,250
- [ Masts Creaking ]
- [ Splashing ]

975
01:11:08,330 --> 01:11:11,960
- Keep the rudder straight, Strutter.
- It is straight !

976
01:11:15,330 --> 01:11:18,790
All hands on the tiller !

977
01:11:18,830 --> 01:11:22,250
- Quick ! Drop the sail !
- All right ! Leave it to me !

978
01:11:22,330 --> 01:11:24,250
[ Creaking Continues ]

979
01:11:24,330 --> 01:11:27,080
One !

980
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,120
[ Dwarf ]
How about it ? Eh ?

981
01:11:29,170 --> 01:11:31,250
- I got it.
- [ Sighs ]

982
01:11:31,330 --> 01:11:34,040
- That's it.
- That's better. We're out of that.

983
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:36,420
[ Sighing ]

984
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,420
[ Creaking ]

985
01:11:42,330 --> 01:11:45,580
Randall ! Randall ?

986
01:11:45,670 --> 01:11:48,080
I think there's something
that you should know.

987
01:12:02,380 --> 01:12:04,830
Everybody below decks !

988
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:09,130
[ Whimpers ]

989
01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:12,580
- Come on ! Get in here !
- Quick ! Get in !

990
01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:22,420
[ Baby Crying ]

991
01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:25,170
[ Man And Woman Arguing
ln Gibberish ]

992
01:12:26,750 --> 01:12:29,080
[ Grumbling ]

993
01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:31,130
- What's going on ?
- You tell me.

994
01:12:31,210 --> 01:12:33,170
[ Waves Splashing ]

995
01:12:37,590 --> 01:12:40,380
[ Grumbling, Crying Continue ]

996
01:12:40,460 --> 01:12:43,590
[ Arguing Continues ]

997
01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:01,750
[ Arguing Continues ]

998
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,840
[ Yells ]

999
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:06,340
Pull these boards out !

1000
01:13:06,420 --> 01:13:09,130
- You might sink the ship !
- Oh, shut up !

1001
01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:20,500
- Here's a hammer !
- That's it !

1002
01:13:20,590 --> 01:13:23,090
That's it ! Now !

1003
01:13:26,050 --> 01:13:29,420
- Do it again !
- Harder ! Really hard !

1004
01:13:32,170 --> 01:13:34,460
[ Kevin ]
Oh, stop him !

1005
01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:36,800
[ Chattering, Grunting ]

1006
01:13:38,170 --> 01:13:41,630
Drugs ! Hey !
I've got an idea !

1007
01:13:51,630 --> 01:13:53,550
Sleeping potion !

1008
01:13:57,130 --> 01:13:59,050
Strutter, take this !

1009
01:14:01,420 --> 01:14:03,340
Take the plug out !

1010
01:14:10,210 --> 01:14:12,170
Here !

1011
01:14:14,010 --> 01:14:15,920
Hey. Yeah !

1012
01:14:16,010 --> 01:14:18,170
- Hey.
- Yeah.

1013
01:14:18,260 --> 01:14:21,510
- Do it !
- And, heave !

1014
01:14:21,590 --> 01:14:25,300
- [ Grunts ]
- Squeeze ! Squeeze !

1015
01:14:25,380 --> 01:14:27,630
[ Grunting Continues ]

1016
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:29,300
[ Yelling ]

1017
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,090
[ Yelling Continues ]

1018
01:14:40,340 --> 01:14:42,260
[ Yawning ]

1019
01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:15,630
[ Groaning ]

1020
01:15:25,220 --> 01:15:28,140
Hey ! Oh !

1021
01:15:28,180 --> 01:15:31,140
[ Groaning Continues ]

1022
01:15:33,510 --> 01:15:36,300
Come on ! Come !

1023
01:15:36,340 --> 01:15:39,300
[ Snoring ]

1024
01:15:41,510 --> 01:15:43,430
[ Creaking ]

1025
01:15:43,510 --> 01:15:45,430
Hey, what's out there ?

1026
01:15:47,510 --> 01:15:50,470
[ Snoring Continues ]

1027
01:15:58,260 --> 01:16:00,180
[ Snoring Loudly ]

1028
01:16:00,260 --> 01:16:02,180
Shh ! Shh ! Shh !

1029
01:16:11,470 --> 01:16:14,510
- Come on. Let's go. Run ! Run !
- Quick !

1030
01:16:33,390 --> 01:16:37,310
The Fortress of Ultimate Darkness
is somewhere over there, I promise you !

1031
01:16:37,350 --> 01:16:40,260
Oh, you're joking, Randall.
There's nothing over there !

1032
01:16:40,350 --> 01:16:43,100
- Look ! We're so close !
- [ Laughing ]

1033
01:16:43,180 --> 01:16:45,390
Y-You've been saying that
for the last 40 miles !

1034
01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:47,600
Let's go back !
We'll all die out here !

1035
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:49,600
- Yeah !
- You can't give up now.

1036
01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:52,140
- When can we give up ?
- Come on. It's just a big further--

1037
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:03,520
What is it ?

1038
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:07,600
I don't know,
but it hurts.

1039
01:17:08,850 --> 01:17:11,600
It's some kind
of invisible barrier.

1040
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:15,850
Oh ! So that's what
an invisible barrier looks like.

1041
01:17:15,930 --> 01:17:18,220
It's what this line
must be.

1042
01:17:18,310 --> 01:17:20,220
And just on the other side,

1043
01:17:20,310 --> 01:17:23,060
the Fortress
of Ultimate Darkness.

1044
01:17:23,140 --> 01:17:26,310
We've made it, lads !
We're here !

1045
01:17:28,850 --> 01:17:30,810
You're mad, Randall !

1046
01:17:30,850 --> 01:17:32,980
Your brain's gone.
Do you know that ?

1047
01:17:33,020 --> 01:17:35,180
I promise you,
this is it !

1048
01:17:35,270 --> 01:17:37,390
We are here !

1049
01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:40,180
- We're nowhere, Randall !
- Yeah !

1050
01:17:40,270 --> 01:17:44,020
- Look around ! There's nothing !
- Yeah.

1051
01:17:44,100 --> 01:17:46,020
There's only one way
to go now.

1052
01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:48,600
- That's right. Back ! Come on.
- Right !

1053
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:50,640
- Come on. We're going back.
- No ! Listen !

1054
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:52,640
- No ! Stop ! Stop !
- No, you don't ! Get out of the way !

1055
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:55,310
- Listen to me !
- Get out of the way !

1056
01:17:58,730 --> 01:18:01,430
You'll never get back
without me.

1057
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:03,640
Do you wanna bet ?

1058
01:18:05,690 --> 01:18:09,140
- Wally, give that back.
- Get out of the way, Randall.

1059
01:18:09,190 --> 01:18:12,190
You give that back,
or I'll take your head off.

1060
01:18:12,230 --> 01:18:14,810
Randall ! Don't do it !

1061
01:18:37,980 --> 01:18:40,400
We have found it !

1062
01:18:43,690 --> 01:18:45,650
Thank you.

1063
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:15,110
Brilliant, Evil One.

1064
01:19:15,190 --> 01:19:17,860
- Is everything ready ?
- Yes, master.

1065
01:19:32,190 --> 01:19:34,150
Fantastic.

1066
01:19:37,770 --> 01:19:40,690
Amazing.

1067
01:19:40,770 --> 01:19:43,480
Magnificent.

1068
01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:45,650
[ Chattering, Gasping ]

1069
01:19:45,730 --> 01:19:47,690
[ Wally ]
Look.

1070
01:19:50,860 --> 01:19:53,190
- [ Chains Clinking ]
- [ Crashing ]

1071
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:57,650
[ Whimpering ]

1072
01:19:57,690 --> 01:19:59,650
- Move !
- Get out of the road !

1073
01:19:59,690 --> 01:20:01,980
[ Thunderclap ]

1074
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:08,980
Yes, folks. Moderno Designs present
the latest in kitchen luxury:

1075
01:20:09,070 --> 01:20:14,110
The Moderna Wonder Major
All-Automatic Convenience Center-ette.

1076
01:20:14,190 --> 01:20:19,030
And here they are-- the winners of
the most fabulous object in the world.

1077
01:20:19,110 --> 01:20:22,480
The answer to all their
problems and yours...

1078
01:20:22,530 --> 01:20:25,530
is here for them tonight !

1079
01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:27,940
- Chattering ]
- Hey !

1080
01:20:28,030 --> 01:20:32,530
- Don't go ! Where are you going ?
- We found it !

1081
01:20:32,610 --> 01:20:34,190
Wait ! You're mad !

1082
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:36,900
- [ Laughing ]
- Come back !

1083
01:20:38,780 --> 01:20:41,650
[ Chattering Continues ]

1084
01:20:42,730 --> 01:20:44,690
- Let's go get it !
- Come on !

1085
01:20:44,730 --> 01:20:47,940
Here they come !
So let's give 'em
a big welcome !

1086
01:20:48,030 --> 01:20:51,150
Trevor, Diane--
Oh, don't they look lovely !

1087
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:53,990
- [ Applause ]
- Mom !

1088
01:20:56,190 --> 01:20:58,150
Dad !

1089
01:21:01,860 --> 01:21:05,990
Come on. Lead us in a big hand
for the lucky winners !

1090
01:21:06,070 --> 01:21:08,320
- [ Applause Continues ]
- [ Chattering Continues ]

1091
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,360
[ Kevin ]
Come back !

1092
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:13,690
- It's a trap !
- Fabulous.

1093
01:21:21,950 --> 01:21:23,990
Fabulous.

1094
01:21:24,070 --> 01:21:26,740
Here they are.
Congratulations.

1095
01:21:26,820 --> 01:21:31,240
But before they collect their
prize, let's just have a look
at what made it possible...

1096
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:34,450
for them to be here
with us tonight.

1097
01:21:34,530 --> 01:21:36,450
The map, please.

1098
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:40,650
[ Gasping ]

1099
01:21:40,700 --> 01:21:43,990
- [ Thunderbolt ]
- [ Laughing ]

1100
01:21:44,030 --> 01:21:45,820
[ All Screaming ]

1101
01:21:47,110 --> 01:21:49,570
[ Shouting ]

1102
01:21:49,650 --> 01:21:53,150
- Let us out !
- [ Laughing Continues ]

1103
01:21:55,820 --> 01:21:59,410
[ Wally ]
Let us out ! Come back !

1104
01:21:59,490 --> 01:22:03,320
I have the map !
I have the map !

1105
01:22:04,450 --> 01:22:07,070
And the day after tomorrow,

1106
01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:09,280
- the world !
- [ Thunderbolt ]

1107
01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:11,490
Oh, no !

1108
01:22:11,570 --> 01:22:14,320
- [ Screams ]
- [ Shrieking ]

1109
01:22:15,610 --> 01:22:17,530
[ Squeaking ]

1110
01:22:23,450 --> 01:22:25,990
- [ Squeaking Continues ]
- [ Crunches ]

1111
01:22:26,070 --> 01:22:29,160
Rat, anybody ?
Might be the last meal you get.

1112
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:32,160
No. Leave off !

1113
01:22:35,030 --> 01:22:39,160
- That's it, then.
- It's all over.

1114
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:41,950
We could've stayed at home
making trees.

1115
01:22:42,030 --> 01:22:46,320
- Oh, shut up.
- How could we have been so stupid ?

1116
01:22:47,370 --> 01:22:49,490
I don't know.

1117
01:23:01,030 --> 01:23:03,660
[ Gasps ]

1118
01:23:05,530 --> 01:23:08,830
Hey ! Look, look !
Quick ! Come on ! Look !

1119
01:23:08,910 --> 01:23:11,200
Look at this.
Quickly !

1120
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:13,620
- Look !
- Good one of Wally.

1121
01:23:13,700 --> 01:23:15,620
No ! Look !

1122
01:23:15,700 --> 01:23:17,450
It's the map !

1123
01:23:17,530 --> 01:23:20,660
I can see it's the map.
What use is that to us now ?

1124
01:23:20,740 --> 01:23:23,580
Look, closer.
The time of legends, see ?

1125
01:23:24,780 --> 01:23:26,700
See the Fortress
of Ultimate Darkness ?

1126
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,990
- That's a hole ?
- Exactly !

1127
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:33,160
- It could lead almost anywhere.
- Everywhere !

1128
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:36,990
- What ?
- We just found the biggest
hole in the universe,

1129
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:39,330
and it's practically below
our feet !

1130
01:23:39,410 --> 01:23:41,620
Kevin, you're a genius !

1131
01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:45,120
- Come on, you lot ! Shift !
- We'll never get out of here !

1132
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:47,120
Wanna bet ?

1133
01:23:50,330 --> 01:23:52,540
No !

1134
01:23:52,620 --> 01:23:55,870
That's right, Og. Show 'em we can do
something right for a change.

1135
01:24:00,870 --> 01:24:02,790
That's it.

1136
01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:16,040
Let's have that.

1137
01:24:51,410 --> 01:24:53,330
Give us some more.

1138
01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:56,960
That's enough, Wally !

1139
01:24:57,040 --> 01:24:58,960
Okay, Strutter.

1140
01:25:13,330 --> 01:25:15,250
- Have you got the rope ?
- Hold on !

1141
01:25:15,330 --> 01:25:17,330
[ Grunting ]
Right.

1142
01:25:17,420 --> 01:25:20,000
Hold tight !
Keep straight !

1143
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:23,040
- Watch your feet. Watch your feet.
- Easy.

1144
01:25:33,370 --> 01:25:35,330
[ Grunting ]
Hold it.

1145
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:44,620
Steady. Watch it.
Watch it.

1146
01:25:44,710 --> 01:25:47,380
Hold your fingers.

1147
01:25:48,710 --> 01:25:50,880
[ Muttering ]

1148
01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:55,080
He's going !

1149
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:07,080
- It's coming.
- Go now.

1150
01:26:07,170 --> 01:26:09,880
Ready ? And--

1151
01:26:38,380 --> 01:26:40,290
[ Wally ]
Again ! Again !

1152
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:45,340
[ Cheering ]

1153
01:26:46,710 --> 01:26:49,710
- Ready, Wally !
- Okay, Strutter.

1154
01:26:51,550 --> 01:26:55,340
Here we go !
Geronimo !

1155
01:26:55,380 --> 01:26:58,460
Yeah !

1156
01:27:01,170 --> 01:27:03,300
Okay ! Go, Strutter !

1157
01:27:10,710 --> 01:27:12,130
[ Cheering ]

1158
01:27:12,210 --> 01:27:14,380
- [ Randall ] Strutter !
- Hey ! We've made it !

1159
01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:15,960
Okay, Wally.

1160
01:27:16,050 --> 01:27:19,000
[ Grunting ]

1161
01:27:23,300 --> 01:27:25,300
Take up the slack.

1162
01:27:31,510 --> 01:27:33,710
- Quick, Wally.
- [ All Chattering ]

1163
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:37,300
- Go !
- [ Whimpering ]

1164
01:27:42,510 --> 01:27:45,130
[ Whimpering Continues ]
Come on !

1165
01:27:45,210 --> 01:27:47,510
Go, Vermin !

1166
01:27:47,590 --> 01:27:50,630
- Go, Fidgit !
- I don't wanna go ! I don't wanna go !

1167
01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:56,880
- I'm going !
- Go !

1168
01:27:59,420 --> 01:28:02,300
- [ Chattering ]
- Come on !

1169
01:28:02,380 --> 01:28:04,300
- Wally !
- Come on, Wally !

1170
01:28:04,380 --> 01:28:07,420
Right, lads !
Watch this !

1171
01:28:10,550 --> 01:28:12,470
[ Grunts ]

1172
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:17,800
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Rope Creaking ]

1173
01:28:19,130 --> 01:28:21,130
[ Yelling ]

1174
01:28:21,220 --> 01:28:24,220
- Wally !
- [ Crashing ]

1175
01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:31,630
Pull the rope.

1176
01:28:37,970 --> 01:28:39,970
There he is !
[ Laughs ]

1177
01:28:40,050 --> 01:28:41,970
- Wally !
- Wally !

1178
01:28:44,300 --> 01:28:47,130
Pull him up !
That's it !

1179
01:28:47,220 --> 01:28:50,510
[ Cheering, Chattering ]

1180
01:28:50,550 --> 01:28:52,680
- Well, we've done it.
- Yeah, we've done it.

1181
01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:55,630
- Now all we need is the map.
- What ? [ Laughing ]

1182
01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:59,340
We don't need the map.
We know where the time hole is.
Let's get out of here.

1183
01:28:59,380 --> 01:29:02,840
- But Evil's got the map, Randall !
- Oh, damn right, yes.

1184
01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:05,090
Last thing we want to do
is see him again. Come on.

1185
01:29:05,180 --> 01:29:08,340
But you can't leave it with him,
or he'll destroy the world !

1186
01:29:11,590 --> 01:29:15,010
Oh, Robert, Benson,

1187
01:29:15,050 --> 01:29:18,390
I feel the power of evil
coursing through my veins,

1188
01:29:18,470 --> 01:29:22,640
filling every corner of my being
with the desire to do wrong.

1189
01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:26,340
- I feel so bad, Benson.
- Good ! Good !

1190
01:29:26,430 --> 01:29:30,840
Yes, it is good, for this is the worst
kind of badness that I'm feeling.

1191
01:29:30,890 --> 01:29:34,640
- Kill me, master ! Kill me !
- Not now, Benson. We have work to do.

1192
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:38,350
No less a work than the overthrowing
of creation itself.

1193
01:29:38,430 --> 01:29:42,680
We will remake man
in our image, not His.

1194
01:29:43,930 --> 01:29:46,850
We will turn mountains
into sea,

1195
01:29:46,890 --> 01:29:50,300
and the skies into rivers,
and fjords into deserts.

1196
01:29:50,390 --> 01:29:53,350
- Come on ! Come on !
- And deserts into quagmires.

1197
01:29:53,390 --> 01:29:56,220
The boy's insane.
We can't go in there.

1198
01:29:56,300 --> 01:29:58,260
Shh !

1199
01:29:58,350 --> 01:30:00,260
Oh !

1200
01:30:00,350 --> 01:30:02,720
- Let me see !
- And icebergs into fire !

1201
01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:06,930
And the fire into a mighty
rushing wind which will cover
the face of the earth...

1202
01:30:07,010 --> 01:30:10,970
and wipe clean the scourge of woolly
thinking once and for all.

1203
01:30:11,060 --> 01:30:13,970
We can make beans
into peas !

1204
01:30:15,100 --> 01:30:17,390
Oh, Benson.

1205
01:30:17,470 --> 01:30:22,010
Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free
of the ravages of intelligence.

1206
01:30:22,100 --> 01:30:26,640
- You say... such nice things, master.
- Yes, I know. I'm sorry.

1207
01:30:29,180 --> 01:30:33,970
Now, Benson, I shall have to turn you
into a dog for a while.

1208
01:30:34,060 --> 01:30:35,970
Thank you, master.

1209
01:30:38,390 --> 01:30:40,350
[ Grunting ]

1210
01:30:40,390 --> 01:30:43,310
Stay, Benson.
Guard the map.

1211
01:30:44,970 --> 01:30:48,140
Robert, we must plan
a new world together.

1212
01:30:48,220 --> 01:30:50,140
This time
we'll start it properly.

1213
01:30:50,220 --> 01:30:52,220
Tell me about computers.

1214
01:30:52,310 --> 01:30:56,470
Uh, a computer
is an automatic electronic apparatus...

1215
01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:59,140
for making calculations.

1216
01:31:02,100 --> 01:31:04,970
[ Robert ]
Or controlling operations...

1217
01:31:05,060 --> 01:31:07,180
- [ Creaking ]
- that are expressible...

1218
01:31:07,270 --> 01:31:09,970
in numerical
or logical terms.

1219
01:31:11,140 --> 01:31:13,600
[ Evil ]
And fast breeder reactors ?

1220
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,640
[ Robert ]
Ah, fast breeder reactors...

1221
01:31:16,730 --> 01:31:20,520
use a fast fission process...

1222
01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:24,020
for the generation
of fissile isotopes.

1223
01:31:24,060 --> 01:31:26,140
[ Growling ]

1224
01:31:26,230 --> 01:31:29,890
[ Growling Continues ]

1225
01:31:29,980 --> 01:31:33,850
- Be quiet, Benson !
- [ Growling, Whimpering ]

1226
01:31:33,890 --> 01:31:36,390
Show me more, Robert.

1227
01:31:36,480 --> 01:31:38,850
Show me--

1228
01:31:38,890 --> 01:31:43,430
Show me...
subscriber trunk dialing.

1229
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:46,060
I must know everything.

1230
01:31:46,140 --> 01:31:50,810
[ Whimpering ]

1231
01:31:57,390 --> 01:31:59,730
[ Whimpering, Barking ]

1232
01:32:11,230 --> 01:32:14,520
Come on ! Throw !

1233
01:32:14,560 --> 01:32:16,310
Throw it !

1234
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:25,020
[ Scuffling ]

1235
01:32:25,100 --> 01:32:27,190
Stop !

1236
01:32:36,230 --> 01:32:38,230
Come on ! Oh, no!

1237
01:32:38,270 --> 01:32:41,230
- [ Squealing ]
- Let's get out of here !

1238
01:32:41,310 --> 01:32:43,400
- [ Grunting ]
- Come on !

1239
01:32:43,480 --> 01:32:46,690
Stop them by every means
in my power !

1240
01:32:46,730 --> 01:32:50,850
- [ Thunderclaps ]
- [ Shrieking ]

1241
01:32:59,150 --> 01:33:02,060
[ Shrieking Continues ]

1242
01:33:12,560 --> 01:33:15,610
It's coming this way !
Run for it !

1243
01:33:15,690 --> 01:33:19,150
I'm coming !
I'm coming !

1244
01:33:35,730 --> 01:33:37,650
We're trapped.

1245
01:33:38,730 --> 01:33:41,190
- We've got to separate.
- What ?

1246
01:33:41,270 --> 01:33:44,400
Go down the time hole.
Go wherever you can and get help.

1247
01:33:44,480 --> 01:33:47,360
- I'll divert them.
- But you can't do it on your own.

1248
01:33:48,570 --> 01:33:51,940
No. I'll take one other.

1249
01:33:53,230 --> 01:33:55,150
- Well done, Og.
- [ Snorts ]

1250
01:33:55,230 --> 01:33:57,730
Yes. Og and me'll stay.
Ready ?

1251
01:34:00,820 --> 01:34:03,150
- Hey ! Hey ! This way !
- [ Shrieking Continues ]

1252
01:34:23,110 --> 01:34:25,400
- [ Snorting ]
- [ Gasps ]

1253
01:34:37,740 --> 01:34:40,820
[ Shrieking ]

1254
01:34:43,320 --> 01:34:46,740
You are a very troublesome
little fellow.

1255
01:34:50,900 --> 01:34:54,530
I think I should teach you
one of my special lessons.

1256
01:34:54,570 --> 01:34:56,530
What do you think, Robert ?

1257
01:34:56,570 --> 01:34:59,190
[ Evil ]
Benson, what would look nice ?

1258
01:35:00,320 --> 01:35:02,240
Half donkey ?

1259
01:35:02,320 --> 01:35:04,820
Half warthog ?
Half oyster ?

1260
01:35:06,280 --> 01:35:07,820
Half carrot ?

1261
01:35:09,900 --> 01:35:13,030
- Or the diseased left tonsil--
- [ Shrieking Continues ]

1262
01:35:16,320 --> 01:35:19,990
Call off those, those creatures,
or I'll destroy the map forever.

1263
01:35:20,070 --> 01:35:23,030
- Don't, don't be so stupid.
- Call them off !

1264
01:35:25,820 --> 01:35:28,530
Very well.
I have no need of them.

1265
01:35:31,070 --> 01:35:33,700
- Robert.
- Yes, master ?

1266
01:35:33,780 --> 01:35:35,820
Your time has come.

1267
01:35:35,900 --> 01:35:40,030
[ Gasps ]
Oh, wonderful, master ! Wonderful !

1268
01:35:40,110 --> 01:35:43,030
- Wonderful !
- Don't mention it.

1269
01:35:52,910 --> 01:35:54,200
Benson.

1270
01:35:55,240 --> 01:35:56,860
[ Yelling ]

1271
01:36:00,740 --> 01:36:02,700
I'm a reasonable man.

1272
01:36:04,240 --> 01:36:06,160
Give me the map,

1273
01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:08,990
and you might at least walk out
of here on human feet.

1274
01:36:09,070 --> 01:36:11,160
- [ Snorts ]
- Og !

1275
01:36:12,740 --> 01:36:14,700
No !

1276
01:36:17,820 --> 01:36:19,660
[ Squealing ]

1277
01:36:22,740 --> 01:36:24,660
- No !
- [ Laughing ]

1278
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:36,740
No !

1279
01:36:49,410 --> 01:36:52,660
[ Whistle Blowing ]

1280
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:56,120
[ Snorting ]

1281
01:37:02,370 --> 01:37:04,660
[ Horses Whinnying ]

1282
01:37:11,490 --> 01:37:13,910
This way, men.
Over there.

1283
01:37:27,330 --> 01:37:29,910
- Wally !
- [ Gunshots ]

1284
01:37:31,790 --> 01:37:34,370
[ Whinnying ]

1285
01:37:34,450 --> 01:37:38,200
[ Cheering, Hooting ]

1286
01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:40,660
- Where's the trouble, sonny ?
- Down there !

1287
01:37:40,740 --> 01:37:42,660
[ Cowboy ]
Aha !

1288
01:37:42,740 --> 01:37:45,540
So... this is the best...

1289
01:37:45,620 --> 01:37:49,160
the Supreme Being can do.
[ Scoffs ]

1290
01:37:49,240 --> 01:37:51,870
I guess we'll have
a lynchin', eh ? Yippee !

1291
01:37:51,950 --> 01:37:53,750
[ Gunshots, Cheering ]

1292
01:37:53,830 --> 01:37:56,700
- Wait !
- [ Gunshots, Hooting Continue ]

1293
01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:08,660
Got him !

1294
01:38:08,750 --> 01:38:12,500
- [ Whinnying ]
See, sonny ? No problem.

1295
01:38:12,580 --> 01:38:14,370
[ Yelling ]

1296
01:38:14,450 --> 01:38:16,870
[ Yelling Continues ]

1297
01:38:16,910 --> 01:38:19,160
Wait a minute !
Wait !

1298
01:38:19,250 --> 01:38:21,580
Wait a minute !
Oh ! Oh ! Hey !

1299
01:38:21,660 --> 01:38:24,540
Hold on ! Hey ! Hey !

1300
01:38:24,620 --> 01:38:27,040
- Let me go !
- I don't feel so good !

1301
01:38:27,080 --> 01:38:30,370
## [ Carnival ]

1302
01:38:50,580 --> 01:38:53,210
[ Screaming ]

1303
01:39:07,750 --> 01:39:09,210
Fire !

1304
01:39:12,920 --> 01:39:15,790
[ Laughing ]

1305
01:39:15,870 --> 01:39:18,420
[ Hissing ]

1306
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:26,830
- [ Grunting ]
- Look out !

1307
01:39:30,540 --> 01:39:33,210
[ Screaming ]

1308
01:39:44,580 --> 01:39:46,580
Charge !

1309
01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:09,090
[ Tires Screeching, Crashing ]

1310
01:40:12,090 --> 01:40:14,710
[ Whinnying ]

1311
01:40:21,040 --> 01:40:23,210
Strutter ! Quick !

1312
01:40:23,250 --> 01:40:25,210
Strutter !

1313
01:40:30,380 --> 01:40:31,670
Next !

1314
01:40:34,250 --> 01:40:36,550
Get him !

1315
01:40:41,300 --> 01:40:43,210
Randall, go !

1316
01:40:44,670 --> 01:40:46,590
Go !

1317
01:41:13,130 --> 01:41:16,300
- I can't control it !
- Of course you can't, you silly man.

1318
01:41:16,380 --> 01:41:18,880
I control them !

1319
01:41:29,800 --> 01:41:31,670
[ Randall ]
Hurry ! Help me !

1320
01:41:45,590 --> 01:41:47,760
[ Yelling Continues ]

1321
01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:50,340
[ Wally ]
Get me down !

1322
01:41:50,420 --> 01:41:53,010
Stay where you are !
Something's happening !

1323
01:42:02,550 --> 01:42:05,090
[ Whimpering ]

1324
01:42:05,170 --> 01:42:08,050
Get out of the way, Fidgit !

1325
01:42:09,010 --> 01:42:12,340
Get out of the way !

1326
01:42:18,800 --> 01:42:22,720
[ Screaming ]

1327
01:42:26,470 --> 01:42:28,930
- Fidgit !
- Hey ! Hey, Fidgit !

1328
01:42:31,380 --> 01:42:33,510
Fidgit !

1329
01:42:33,590 --> 01:42:36,840
Quick ! Push it off him !
Push it off. Quick.

1330
01:42:39,260 --> 01:42:41,720
- He's dead.
- What ?

1331
01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:43,720
Fidgit's dead.

1332
01:42:43,800 --> 01:42:46,970
[ Whimpering ]
Oh, no. I'm sorry.

1333
01:42:47,050 --> 01:42:50,470
- It wasn't your fault, Wally.
- It was, it was his fault.

1334
01:42:50,550 --> 01:42:52,760
- Get down, Wally !
- Get down !

1335
01:42:52,840 --> 01:42:55,050
- Wally ! Get down, Wally !
- Evil !

1336
01:42:55,140 --> 01:42:58,390
- [ All Shouting At Once ]
- Come on back !

1337
01:42:58,430 --> 01:43:01,640
Evil !
He killed my friend !

1338
01:43:02,720 --> 01:43:05,340
I'll kill him !
Get off me !

1339
01:43:05,390 --> 01:43:07,340
Get down !

1340
01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:14,050
- [ Shouting Continues ]
- I'll kill him !

1341
01:43:20,800 --> 01:43:23,010
[ Laughing ]

1342
01:43:33,430 --> 01:43:35,890
[ Whimpering ]

1343
01:43:54,140 --> 01:43:56,850
Huh ?

1344
01:43:56,930 --> 01:43:59,430
- Oh, no !
- He's found us !

1345
01:43:59,510 --> 01:44:01,430
Quick ! Ron for it !

1346
01:44:13,760 --> 01:44:17,640
Oh ! I hate
having to appear like that.

1347
01:44:17,720 --> 01:44:19,970
Really,
it's the most tiresome way.

1348
01:44:20,060 --> 01:44:21,970
Noisy manifestation.

1349
01:44:22,060 --> 01:44:24,890
Still, rather expected
of one, I suppose.

1350
01:44:24,930 --> 01:44:27,020
Get down ! Get down !

1351
01:44:27,100 --> 01:44:30,470
O Great One !
O Supreme Being !

1352
01:44:30,560 --> 01:44:32,470
O Creator of all the universe,

1353
01:44:32,560 --> 01:44:35,640
without whom we would be naught
but scarab beetles on the--

1354
01:44:35,720 --> 01:44:39,180
What a dreadful mess !
Is the pig with you ?

1355
01:44:39,270 --> 01:44:40,850
[ Snorts ]

1356
01:44:41,930 --> 01:44:44,720
Right.
Well, we'll sort him out first.

1357
01:44:48,100 --> 01:44:50,180
- [ Squealing ]
- Og !

1358
01:44:50,270 --> 01:44:54,720
- Og, here ! Quick ! Out of the way !
- I was enjoying that.

1359
01:44:54,810 --> 01:44:57,930
One thing I can't stand,
it's mess.

1360
01:44:58,020 --> 01:45:00,430
I want all this stuff
picked up.

1361
01:45:00,520 --> 01:45:03,730
[ All ] Yes, sir.
Anything you say.

1362
01:45:05,020 --> 01:45:08,180
- Anything you say, sir.
- Wally, tidy up !

1363
01:45:10,730 --> 01:45:13,180
But, but he's dead, Randall.

1364
01:45:13,270 --> 01:45:15,230
Fidgit, Fidgit's dead.

1365
01:45:15,310 --> 01:45:18,850
Dead ?
No excuse for laying off work.

1366
01:45:24,680 --> 01:45:26,430
- Fidgit.
- [ Whispering ] Fidgit.

1367
01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:30,020
- Fidgit ?
- [ Cheering ]

1368
01:45:30,100 --> 01:45:33,690
- What happened ?
- I'm sorry I killed you, Fidgit.

1369
01:45:33,730 --> 01:45:36,020
He's okay !
He's okay !

1370
01:45:36,100 --> 01:45:38,730
Oh, do hurry up.

1371
01:45:38,810 --> 01:45:40,940
- Oh, yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.

1372
01:45:41,020 --> 01:45:43,350
I'd like to explain everything.

1373
01:45:43,390 --> 01:45:46,350
We didn't mean to steal the map.
We didn't mean to run away--

1374
01:45:46,390 --> 01:45:49,640
What do you mean, you didn't
mean to steal the map ?

1375
01:45:49,730 --> 01:45:53,190
- It, it just sort of--
- Of course you didn't mean to steal it.

1376
01:45:53,270 --> 01:45:57,980
I gave it to you.
You silly man. And that.

1377
01:46:00,730 --> 01:46:03,640
- Do you really think I didn't know ?
- Sir ?

1378
01:46:03,730 --> 01:46:07,310
I had to have some way
of testing my handiwork.

1379
01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:10,560
I think it turned out
rather well.

1380
01:46:10,650 --> 01:46:13,560
- Don't you ?
- Hmm ?

1381
01:46:14,690 --> 01:46:18,350
Evil turned out rather well.
Mm-hmm.

1382
01:46:21,400 --> 01:46:24,230
Whose are these ?

1383
01:46:25,020 --> 01:46:26,940
Mine, sir.

1384
01:46:27,020 --> 01:46:29,560
They're mine, sir.

1385
01:46:29,650 --> 01:46:32,480
You really are an untidy boy.

1386
01:46:32,560 --> 01:46:35,350
Sign... here.

1387
01:46:38,940 --> 01:46:41,480
Do you mean you knew
what was happening to us all the time ?

1388
01:46:41,560 --> 01:46:44,310
Well, of course.
I am the Supreme Being.

1389
01:46:44,400 --> 01:46:46,770
- I'm not entirely dim.
- Oh, no, sir.

1390
01:46:46,860 --> 01:46:48,770
We're not suggesting that, sir.
It's just--

1391
01:46:48,860 --> 01:46:52,690
That I let you borrow
my map.

1392
01:46:54,730 --> 01:46:58,560
Now I want every bit of Evil...

1393
01:46:58,650 --> 01:47:00,730
placed in here.

1394
01:47:00,810 --> 01:47:02,860
- Right away.
- Of course, sir.

1395
01:47:03,980 --> 01:47:05,900
Come on.

1396
01:47:05,980 --> 01:47:10,270
You mean you let all those people die,
just to test your creation ?

1397
01:47:10,360 --> 01:47:14,360
Yes.
You really are a clever boy.

1398
01:47:14,440 --> 01:47:17,520
Why did they have to die ?

1399
01:47:17,610 --> 01:47:20,020
You might as well say,
"Why do we have to have evil ?"

1400
01:47:20,110 --> 01:47:22,860
Oh, we wouldn't dream of asking
a question like that, sir.

1401
01:47:22,900 --> 01:47:25,690
Yes. Why do we have
to have evil ?

1402
01:47:25,730 --> 01:47:27,690
Ah.

1403
01:47:30,230 --> 01:47:32,570
- I think it's something
to do with freewill.
- [ Dwarves Grunting ]

1404
01:47:33,940 --> 01:47:36,070
Do be careful.

1405
01:47:36,150 --> 01:47:38,070
You weren't watching.

1406
01:47:38,110 --> 01:47:41,610
Don't lose any of that stuff.
That's concentrated evil.

1407
01:47:41,690 --> 01:47:45,030
One drop of that could turn
you all into hermit crabs.

1408
01:47:45,110 --> 01:47:47,980
I'm sorry, sir.

1409
01:47:48,070 --> 01:47:50,980
I, I was just wondering
if there's, um,

1410
01:47:51,070 --> 01:47:55,030
any chance we might
have our old jobs back, sir.

1411
01:47:55,110 --> 01:48:00,320
- Oh, you certainly were
appallingly bad robbers.
- Yes, sir.

1412
01:48:00,400 --> 01:48:04,230
I really should do something
very extrovert and vengeful with you.

1413
01:48:04,320 --> 01:48:06,230
Honestly, I'm too tired.

1414
01:48:06,320 --> 01:48:10,150
But I think I'll just transfer you
to the undergrowth department--

1415
01:48:10,230 --> 01:48:13,070
yes, bracken, small shrubs--
that sort of thing--

1416
01:48:13,150 --> 01:48:18,240
with a 19%%% cut in salary
backdated to the beginning of time.

1417
01:48:18,320 --> 01:48:20,360
- Thank you, sir.
- Oh, thank you, sir.

1418
01:48:20,440 --> 01:48:24,070
Well, I am the nice one.

1419
01:48:24,150 --> 01:48:26,740
Is it all ready ? Right !

1420
01:48:26,820 --> 01:48:30,360
Come on, then.
Back to creation.

1421
01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:33,440
- I mustn't waste any more time.
- Bye, Kevin.

1422
01:48:33,530 --> 01:48:38,030
They'll think I've lost control
again and put it all down to evolution.

1423
01:48:38,110 --> 01:48:40,070
- Come on.
- Sir ?

1424
01:48:40,150 --> 01:48:43,280
- Yes ?
- What about my friend, sir ?
Can he come with us ?

1425
01:48:43,360 --> 01:48:46,940
No, of course not.
This isn't a school outing.

1426
01:48:47,030 --> 01:48:48,940
But, sir,
he deserves something.

1427
01:48:49,030 --> 01:48:52,570
- I mean, without him--
- Oh, don't go on about it.

1428
01:48:52,650 --> 01:48:55,780
- He's got to stay here
to carry on the fight.
- Fidgit !

1429
01:48:55,860 --> 01:48:58,280
[ Randall ]
Come on. Fidgit !

1430
01:48:58,360 --> 01:49:01,610
Hey ! You can't go !

1431
01:49:01,700 --> 01:49:04,780
- Hey, you can't leave me !
- Fidgit !

1432
01:49:04,860 --> 01:49:06,450
- Fidgit, come on !
- Wait, please !

1433
01:49:06,530 --> 01:49:10,200
- Come on, Fidgit !
- Hey ! Stop !

1434
01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:13,700
Hey !
Hey ! Don't leave me !

1435
01:49:13,780 --> 01:49:17,070
Hey ! Help ! Stop !

1436
01:49:17,110 --> 01:49:20,700
[ Coughing ]
Don't go ! Help ! Don't leave me !

1437
01:49:20,780 --> 01:49:24,110
Hey ! Don't go ! Stop !

1438
01:49:24,200 --> 01:49:27,700
- Don't leave me ! Please ! Wait !
- [ Siren Wailing ]

1439
01:49:27,780 --> 01:49:31,110
[ Coughing ]
Don't leave me ! Please !

1440
01:49:31,200 --> 01:49:33,110
[ Siren Stops ]

1441
01:49:34,660 --> 01:49:36,610
[ Loud Crashing ]

1442
01:49:40,950 --> 01:49:42,910
Come on ! Come on !

1443
01:49:45,070 --> 01:49:47,030
[ Fireman ]
Let's go !

1444
01:49:52,530 --> 01:49:54,450
- [ Coughing ]
- [ Sirens Wailing ]

1445
01:49:54,530 --> 01:49:58,160
- Let go ! I've got to save it !
- Don't be a fool, Diane !

1446
01:49:58,240 --> 01:50:01,070
- I'm going in for the toaster !
- No ! No !

1447
01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:04,200
- Oh, Trevor !
- Me super deluxe steamer !

1448
01:50:04,280 --> 01:50:06,740
[ Diane ]
Oh !

1449
01:50:06,820 --> 01:50:08,870
- You all right ?
- Yeah.

1450
01:50:08,910 --> 01:50:10,870
I think so.
[ Coughing ]

1451
01:50:10,910 --> 01:50:14,070
You're a very lucky boy.

1452
01:50:14,160 --> 01:50:17,450
Honestly, Trevor.
If you'd been half a man,

1453
01:50:17,530 --> 01:50:19,910
you'd have gone in there
after the blender.

1454
01:50:23,870 --> 01:50:26,280
[ Siren Fading ]

1455
01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:34,240
- This is what started it.
- Eh ?

1456
01:50:34,280 --> 01:50:36,240
Left the Sunday joint
cookin' all night, didn't we ?

1457
01:50:36,330 --> 01:50:40,370
Sunday joint ?
It's Thursday.

1458
01:50:40,450 --> 01:50:42,410
I never touched it !

1459
01:50:42,450 --> 01:50:45,490
[ Diane ]
Well, someone put it on.

1460
01:50:45,580 --> 01:50:47,490
Well, there was no meat
in there last night.

1461
01:50:47,580 --> 01:50:50,030
Oh ! Well, what do you
call this then ?

1462
01:50:54,950 --> 01:50:56,910
Mom ! Dad !

1463
01:50:56,950 --> 01:50:58,910
It's Evil !

1464
01:50:58,950 --> 01:51:01,620
Don't touch it !

1465
01:51:13,120 --> 01:51:15,080
[ Siren Wailing ]

1466
01:51:30,370 --> 01:51:32,290
Mom ?

1467
01:51:35,000 --> 01:51:36,910
Dad ?