1 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:38,653 BOOK“. The history of every major galactic civilisation 2 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:42,456 passes through three distinct and recognizable phases. 3 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:47,496 Those of survival, inquiry and sophistication. 4 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:53,342 For instance, the first phase is characterised by the question 5 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:54,801 "How can we eat?" 6 00:00:56,181 --> 00:01:00,049 The second by the question, "Why do we eat?" 7 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:04,516 The third by the question, "Where shall we have lunch?" 8 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:09,059 Though it will usually take a large civilisation many thousands of years 9 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,769 to pass through the "How?", "Why?" and "Where?" phases, 10 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:14,655 small social groupings, under stressful conditions 11 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:18,450 can pass through these phases with extreme rapidity, thus... 12 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:19,681 - How are we doing? - Badly. 13 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:20,848 - Where are we going? - I don't know. 14 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,272 - Why not? - Shut up. 15 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:28,044 Excitement and adventure and really wild things... 16 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:32,965 Excitement and adventure and really wild things have been dogging 17 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,042 Arthur Dent now for some days. 18 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:37,754 He has, for instance, had his planet demolished 19 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:40,010 to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, 20 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:43,968 and has thereafter been confronted with the disconcerting knowledge that 21 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,979 the Earth was, in any case, not what it appeared, 22 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,975 but was in fact a gigantic supercomputer designed 23 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:55,859 to calculate the ultimate question of ”life, the Universe and Everything. ” 24 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,866 The answer to which is now known to be 42. 25 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:06,491 He and his companions have, furthermore, been blasted far forward in time 26 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,168 to the ”Restaurant at the End of the Universe, ” 27 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,712 from whidl they are almntly returning in a ship 28 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:15,666 which could not, in all honesty, be said to belong to them. 29 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:19,094 Can they now relax for a while and take stock? 30 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:24,676 No. The ship does in fact belong to Disaster Area, 31 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:28,145 a plutonium rock band whose stage act traditionally ends 32 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:31,098 with a black stunt ship on automatic pilot 33 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,525 crashing into the heart of a nearby sun. 34 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:38,989 Of this, however, Arthur Dent and his companions are totally unaware. 35 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:42,196 They decide to relax for a while and take stock. 36 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:45,366 Listen, Earthman, you've got a job to do, right? 37 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:47,573 The question to the ultimate answer, right? 38 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,285 There's a lot of loot tied up in that, uh, head thing of yours. 39 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:53,588 Yes, but where do we start? The ultimate answer's 42. 40 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,211 What's the question? How should I know? 41 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,542 Could be anything. I mean, what's six times seven? 42 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,262 42. 43 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,137 - 42. - Well, yes, I know that! 44 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:03,704 I'm just saying it could be anything. 45 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:07,013 - Why ask me? - Cause you were the last one. 46 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:09,429 You were there when your planet did the big firework. 47 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:11,225 I do wish you'd stop saying that. 48 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,981 Jimmy. - Ah, shut up, Marvin. 49 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,775 This is organism talk. 50 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,979 It's printed in the Earthman's brain-wave patterns, 51 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:21,987 but I don't suppose you'll be very interested in knowing that. 52 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:24,660 Non man you can see “to my “find? - Yes. 53 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:25,788 And? 54 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,789 It amazes me how you manage to live in anything that small. 55 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,454 - Ha. Abuse! - Yes. 56 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,289 Ignore him. He's only making it up. 57 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:36,918 Making it up? Why should I want to make anything up? 58 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:41,218 Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it. 59 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:45,093 Marvin, if you knew all along, why didn't you tell us? 60 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,639 You didn't ask. 61 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,255 Well, we're asking you now, metal-man. What's the question? 62 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,728 - The ultimate question? - Yea h. 63 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,895 - 0flife, the universe and emyflting? - Yes! 64 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:58,520 - T 0 which the answer is 42? - Yes! Come on! 65 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,197 I can tell you're not really interested. 66 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,113 Will you just tell us, you motorised maniac! 67 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,873 - What happened? - I don't know. 68 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,760 I think this ship has a far better idea of where it's going than we do. 69 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:18,335 I could tell you weren't really interested. 70 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:21,042 - I wonder who this ship belongs to. - Me. 71 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,593 - No, who it really belongs to. - Really me. 72 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,093 Property is theft, right? Therefore, theft is property, 73 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,095 therefore this ship is mine. 74 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,597 Yeah? Tell the ship that. 75 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:33,224 Ship? This is your new owner speaking to you. 76 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:34,812 Ah, God! 77 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:39,192 Okay. Okay, easy boy. 78 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:43,360 Okay, channel nine on power. Testing channel 75. 79 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:46,363 Channel 75, A-Okay. 80 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,532 The black ship is now in pre-sundive position. 81 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:52,039 Put it under control of central stage coordination. 82 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,163 Ship looked into stage computer, A-Okay. 83 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,369 Stand by for sundive. 84 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,625 Tu rn it off. 85 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,376 Sundive? What does sundive mean? 86 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:06,008 It means the ship is going to dive into the sun. Sun... Dive. 87 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:07,838 It's very simple to understand. 88 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:11,517 What do you expect if you steal Disaster Area 's stunt ship? 89 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:16,393 Hey, hey, Marvin. What makes you think this is Disaster Area's stunt ship? 90 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,441 Simple. 91 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:22,023 I parked it for them. 92 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,396 Then... Then why? 93 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,863 Why didn't you tell us? 94 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:32,321 You said you wanted excitement and adventure and really wild things. 95 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,498 This is awful! 96 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,413 That's what I said. 97 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,461 Hi there, galactic rock fans. 98 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,763 Fine weather for the concert this afternoon. 99 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:53,263 I'm standing here in the middle of the stage in the Kakrafoon Desert. 100 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,435 And, with the aid of hyperbinoptic glasses, 101 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,305 I can just about make out the huge audience 102 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,436 cowering there on the horizon all around us. 103 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,685 Behind me, the huge speaker-stacks rise like a sheer cliff face, 104 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,986 and high above me the sun is shining away and 105 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,859 doesn't know what's gonna hit it. 106 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,817 The environmentalists' lobby, however, do know what's going to hit it, 107 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,869 and claim the concert will cause earthquakes, tidal waves, hurricanes, 108 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,664 irreparable damage to the atmosphere, and all the usual things 109 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,286 environmentalists usually go on about. 110 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,870 But I've just had a report that a representative of Disaster Area 111 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:24,002 met with the environmentalists this morning and had them all shot. 112 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:27,052 So, now nothing stands in the way of the concert going ahead this afternoon 113 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,128 on this beautiful sunny day. 114 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,891 - You know what I'm thinking? - I think so. 115 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,636 Tell me what you think I'm thinking. 116 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,932 I think you're thinking it's time we got off this ship. 117 00:06:39,956 --> 00:06:41,796 - I think you're right. - I think you're right. 118 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,228 H ow? 119 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,936 Quiet. We're thinking. 120 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,740 So, this is it? We're going to die? 121 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,866 I wish you'd stop saying that. 122 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,163 One of the things that Ford Prefect 123 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,242 had always found hardest to understand about human beings, 124 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:05,753 was their habit of continually stating and restating the very, very obvious, 125 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:09,176 as in, ”lt's a nice day. ” 126 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,587 Or, ”You're very tall. ” 127 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,299 Or, ”50 this is it, we 're going to die. ” 128 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,761 At first, Ford had formed a theory 129 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,062 to account for this rather strange behaviour. 130 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:25,438 ”If human beings don 't keep exercising their lips, ” 131 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,816 he thought, ”T heir mouths probably seize up. ” 132 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:33,109 After a while, he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. 133 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,533 "If they don't keep exercising their lips," he thought, 134 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,869 ”T heir brains start working. ” 135 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:43,661 In fact, this second theory is more literally true 136 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:46,747 of the Belcerebon people of Kakrafoon Kappa. 137 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:51,168 The Belcerebons used to cause great resentment and insecurity 138 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:52,552 amongst neighbouring races 139 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,472 by being one of the most enlightened, accomplished 140 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:59,017 and, above all, quiet civilisations in the galaxy. 141 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:03,389 As a punishment for this behaviour, which was held to be offensively 142 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:07,442 self-righteous and provocative, a galactic tribunal inflicted 143 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:12,365 on them that most cruel of all social diseases, telepathy. 144 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:19,493 Now, in order to prevent themselves broadcasting every slightest thought 145 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:23,000 that crosses their minds to anyone within a five-mile radius, 146 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:26,704 they have to talk loudly and continuously about the weather, 147 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,881 their little aches and pains, the match this afternoon, 148 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:33,882 and what a noisy place Kakrafoon has suddenly become. 149 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,468 Another method of temporarily blotting out their minds 150 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,893 is to play host to a Disaster Area concert. 151 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:54,441 This is it. We're starting to dive! We're heading straight into the sun! 152 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,042 Hey, Ford, how many escape capsules are there? 153 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,085 - None. - You counted them? 154 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,630 Twice. Raise the stage crew on the radio? 155 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,674 Yeah. I said there was a whole bunch of people on board. 156 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,047 And they said? 157 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,094 - Hl, there. - Dld you tell them who you were? 158 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,889 Yeah. They said it was a great honor. 159 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,507 What does teleport mean? 160 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,431 What did you say? 161 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,434 - Probably the wrong moment... - Where does it say teleport? 162 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,391 Well here, under this sign that says "Out of order". There. 163 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,649 Those donkeys! 164 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:39,617 It seems okay. It's just the, it's just the automatic guidance. 165 00:09:39,651 --> 00:09:41,932 Wherever it is we're going, it seems somebody's cocked up. 166 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,412 Who cares where we go, let'sjust go! 167 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,820 No, someone'll have to stay behind and operate it manually. 168 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,585 Whoever it was would... 169 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,379 - Wouldn't, uh... - Escape. 170 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:03,217 Hey, Marvin, kid! 171 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,893 How you doin'? 172 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,058 Very badly, I suspect. 173 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,185 How would you like to, uh... 174 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,355 Lay down my life selflessly for you? 175 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,904 - Make the ultimate sacrifice? - Yea h. 176 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:19,108 Consign my brain, which is the size of a planet, 177 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,694 to death in the heart of a blazing sun, 178 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:25,247 so that you can all pursue your futile little lives? 179 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,540 Uh, yeah. Nothing personal. 180 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:31,203 You don't really count as a person, do you? lid. 181 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,040 All right. 182 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:40,004 - Come on, guys! - You 'a' better all get into the teleport. 183 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:43,056 Hey, come on, Marvin, you stupid tin can, shift it! 184 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,848 We really appreciate this. 185 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:53,521 I suppose some people might have expected better treatment 186 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:57,900 after having waited for 576,000 million years 187 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,699 in a car park, but not me. 188 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,992 I ma y just be a menial robot, 189 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:07,789 but I 'm far too intelligent to expect anyone to think of me for a moment. 190 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:11,335 Far too intelligent. In fact, I 'm so intelligent, 191 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:15,085 I've probably got time to go through the five... 192 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,474 Ford? 193 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,020 Ford? 194 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:41,690 Ford? 195 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,080 Arthur! 196 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,910 - Arthur! - Ah, Ford! 197 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,000 - Zaph? - Trillia n? 198 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,003 - Wonder where they've got to. - I don't know. 199 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,712 Well, there's no reason why we should all end up in the same place. 200 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,469 - Ah, well. - Trillia n? 201 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,643 They could be anywhere. So could we, for that matter. 202 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,021 Zaphod? 203 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,352 What's that? 204 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,646 Feet. Let's move. 205 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,525 - That's the way they're coming from. - No, that's the way they're coming from. 206 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,283 You're right. 207 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,246 This way. 208 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,306 Joggers. 209 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,500 - A funeral parlour? - Wild. 210 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,121 What's so great about dead people? 211 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,099 I don't know, what is so great about dead people? 212 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,761 - Hey look, a plaque. - What's it say? 213 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,683 And a serial number. 214 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,436 Telephone sanitiser? A dead telephone sanitiser? 215 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,927 - Best kind. - What's he doing here? 216 00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:41,951 Not a lot. 217 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,107 Oh, this one's a hairdresser. 218 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,574 And this one's an advertising account executive. 219 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,578 Here's a second-hand car salesman, third class. 220 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,324 Oh! Are you sure these are coffins? They're terribly cold... 221 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,126 All right! Put your hands up and turn around slowly. 222 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,299 Why isn't anyone ever pleased to see us? 223 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,259 You're my prisoners. 224 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,428 - All right. - Move! Move! 225 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,556 - Move? - Move! 226 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,803 Left, right. Left, right. Left, right. Keep in line! 227 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:16,262 Left, right. Left, right. One, two. One, two. 228 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,644 Left, right, left, right, left, right one, two three, one, two, one, two... 229 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,545 - Uh, Captain? - Yes, Number Three? 230 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,252 I've just had a, sort of, report thingy from Number One. 231 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,257 Oh, dear. 232 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:53,090 He was shouting something or other about having found some prisoners. 233 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:57,094 Oh, well perhaps it'll keep him happy for a bit. He's always wanted some. 234 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,348 Captain, sir! 235 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,900 Oh, hello, Number One! Having a nice day? 236 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:07,069 I've brought you the prisoners I located in freezer bay seven, sir. 237 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,860 - Hello. - Hello! 238 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,318 Excuse me not getting up. Just having a quick bath. 239 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,244 Oh, well, gin and tonics all round then. 240 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,038 - I.ook In the fridge there, Number Three. - Certelnly, sir. 241 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,996 Don't you want to interrogate the prisoners, sir? 242 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,293 Why in Golgafrincham should I want to do that? 243 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,918 To get information out of them, sir. Find out why they came here, sir. 244 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:30,260 No, no, no, I expect theyjust dropped in for a quick gin and tonic, don't you? 245 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,798 Sir, they're my prisoners. Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? 246 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,639 Oh, very well! Ask them what they want to drink. 247 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,269 Thank you, sir. 248 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,767 All right... 249 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,107 You scum! 250 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:49,355 - You vermin. - Steady on, Number One. 251 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,486 What do you want to drink? 252 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,201 Well, gin and tonic sounds very nice to me. Arthur? 253 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,574 Hmm? Yes. 254 00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:00,703 With ice? Or without? 255 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,084 With, please. 256 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,667 Lemon? 257 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:11,218 Um... Yeah. Oh, and do you have any of those little biscuits? 258 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,673 You know, the cheesy ones? 259 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,387 I'm asking the questions. 260 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,718 Number One, push off, will you, there's a good fellow? 261 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,269 I'm trying to take a relaxing bath. 262 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,889 May I respectfully remind you 263 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,273 that you have now been in that bath for over three years? 264 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,315 Yes. Well, one needs to relax a lot in a job like mine. 265 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,005 Oh, yes, can I just... 266 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,865 Could I ask you what yourjob is, actually? 267 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,316 - Your drinks. - Oh, oh, thanks. 268 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,574 Uh, because I couldn't help but noticing, you know. Uh, the bodies. 269 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:39,870 Bodies? 270 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,540 Yeah, all those dead telephone sanitisers and account executives. 271 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,163 You know. In the hold. 272 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,996 They're not dead. Good Lord, no. They're just frozen. 273 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,876 Yes, they're going to be revived. 274 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,129 You mean you've got a hold full of frozen hairdressers? 275 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:56,680 Oh yes, millions of them! Hairdressers, tired TV producers, 276 00:16:56,766 --> 00:17:00,259 insurance salesmen, personnel officers... 277 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,726 Security guards, public relations executives... 278 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:07,148 Management consultants. We're going to colonise another planet. 279 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,400 - What? - Exciting, isn't it? 280 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,229 - With that lot? - Don't misunderstand me. 281 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:16,487 We're just one of the ships of the Ark Fleet. We're the B Ark, you see? 282 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,858 Excuse me, I wonder. Do you think you would be kind enough 283 00:17:18,882 --> 00:17:20,839 to run a little bit more hot water for me? 284 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,868 - Oh yeah, sure. - Thanks. 285 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,002 Whew. 286 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:33,254 Um... What's a B Ark? 287 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:37,132 A B Ark? Well, you see, what happened was that our planet was doomed. 288 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,639 - Doomed? - Yes. 50 everybody said, 289 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,935 "Let's pack the whole population into some giant spaceships" 290 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,637 "and settle on another planet." 291 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,267 You mean, a less doomed one? 292 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:51,602 Precisely. So it was decided to build three gigantic ships, 293 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,814 three gigantic arks, in space. 294 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,649 Of course, the idea was that into the first ship, the A Ship, 295 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,113 would go all the brilliant leaders, 296 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:04,118 the scientists, the great artists, you know, all the achievers. 297 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,791 And then into the third ship, the C Ship, 298 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,084 would go all the people who do the actual work, 299 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,333 who make things and do things. 300 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,633 And then into the B Ship, that's ours of course, would go everyone else, 301 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:18,428 you know, the middlemen and, of course we were sent off first. 302 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:25,303 - Um, what was wrong with your planet? - Well, it was doomed, as I said. 303 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:28,764 Apparently, it was going to blow up or crash into the sun, or some such thing. 304 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,724 That's not what I was told. 305 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:34,774 My commanding officer swore blind that the entire planet 306 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,401 was about to be eaten by an enormous mutant star goat. 307 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,277 - Oh really? - Yes. 308 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,781 He said how lucky I was to be going off on the first ship. 309 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,953 But they made sure they sent all of you lot off first, anyway. 310 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:55,340 Oh, yes! And everyone said, and very nicely, I thought, 311 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:58,714 how important it was for morale to feel that they were arriving 312 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:02,138 on another planet where you could be sure of getting a good haircut 313 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,758 and where the phones were clean. 314 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,894 Yes, well I can see that that would be very important. 315 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:08,980 - Can you? - Shh. 316 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,520 And the rest of the ships followed on after you, didn't they? 317 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,978 It's funny that you should mention that. 318 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:19,690 Because, curiously enough, we haven't heard a peep out of them 319 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,276 since we left five years ago. 320 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,907 Yet, they must be behind us somewhere. 321 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,786 Yes. Unless, of course, they're all eaten by the goat. 322 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,409 The goat! 323 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:39,334 Funny, now that I come to tell this story to someone else... 324 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,926 Don't you find it's a bit odd, Number Three? 325 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,302 Well... 326 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,342 Yes, it is a bit odd though, isn't it? 327 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:48,801 Yes, it's odd. 328 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,261 Yes, well. 329 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,565 I can see you've all got a lot you want to talk about, so, uh, 330 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:56,143 thanks for the drink, and if you could, sort of, drop us off 331 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,678 at the nearest convenient planet... 332 00:19:57,702 --> 00:20:00,147 Oh, I'm afraid that's a little difficult, you see. 333 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:04,075 Our trajectory thingy was pre-set before we left Golgafrincham. 334 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,744 I think, actually, it was partly due to the fact that I... 335 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,198 I'm not really very good at figures. 336 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,701 You mean... We're stuck here on this ship? 337 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,384 When are you going to arrive at this planet you're meant to be colonising? 338 00:20:18,408 --> 00:20:20,546 We're nearly there. Nearly there. 339 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,048 I should be out of this bath, in fact... 340 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,631 Oh, I don't know though, why stopjust when I'm enjoying it? 341 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,886 We are about to land, then? 342 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,225 Well, not exactly land, no. 343 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,521 I think, as far as I remember, we were programmed to crash on it. 344 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,311 Crash? 345 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,309 Yes, there was some reason for it, 346 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,020 but for the life of me I can't remember what it was now... 347 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,111 You're all a load of useless bloody loonies! 348 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:49,279 Yes, that was it. That was the reason. Yes... 349 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,296 The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy has this to say 350 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,253 about the planet of Golgafrincham. 351 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,670 Meanwhile, the remaining, useless third have crash-landed 352 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:42,499 into the prehistoric dawn of a small, blue-green planet 353 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:46,928 at the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy. 354 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,263 It's odd, isn't it? 355 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:53,014 With them are Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. 356 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,137 They too have been traveling widely in distant lands. 357 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,858 Something is bothering them. 358 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,029 It is very, very odd. 359 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,315 There is one way to find out, of course. 360 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,444 - What, you mean by going to... - Yes. 361 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,372 All right. 362 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,391 Well, I said it was odd. 363 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,106 Yes. I remember you saying how odd you thought it was. 364 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,363 I can hardly believe it. 365 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,652 I find it very easy to believe things. 366 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,992 I wonder how the Golgafrinchans are doing? 367 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,079 Do you? 368 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,241 Oh, Mr Chairman, I wonder if you could call the meeting 369 00:23:04,265 --> 00:23:06,382 to some sort of order. If we could just get started. 370 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:09,188 - I'm sure we'd all like to start... - All right. All right! 371 00:23:09,275 --> 00:23:11,755 All right, I'd like to call this meeting to some sort of order! 372 00:23:11,779 --> 00:23:13,301 If that's at all possible. 373 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:16,930 - Fancy a light trim, sir? - Not now. I'm in the bath! 374 00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:18,227 Anyone else like one? 375 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,681 Uh, please. We're trying to have a meeting. 376 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,649 Now, if you'd all care to look at the agenda... 377 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,943 - Hello? - What? Hello, what, who? 378 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,483 Hello! 379 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,272 Who's that? 380 00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:32,195 Remember me? I, uh... 381 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:37,323 I've made a discovery I, uh, I'd like to tell you about. 382 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,906 Is it on the agenda? 383 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,743 - Agenda? - I'm sorry, but speaking 384 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,623 as a fully-trained management consultant, 385 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:47,298 I must insist on the importance of the committee structure. 386 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:52,425 - On a prehistoric planet? - Uh-uh, address the chair. 387 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,491 There isn't a chair, there's only a rock. 388 00:23:55,515 --> 00:23:56,515 Well, call it a chair. 389 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,353 Why not call it a rock? 390 00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:03,060 Will you two shut up? I want to table a motion. 391 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,890 Boulder a motion, you mean. 392 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,886 Thank you, I made that point. 393 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:09,987 - Order, order. - Look, if I could just say... 394 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,564 Order, order. 395 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:19,079 I would like to call to order the 573rd meeting 396 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:22,204 of the Colonisation Committee of the planet 397 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,752 of Fintlewoodlewix. 398 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:26,749 Ah, this is futile! 399 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,629 573 committee meetings, you haven't even discovered fire yet! 400 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:36,715 If you would care to look at the agenda, you will see that we're having a report 401 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:40,347 from the Hairdressers' Fire Development Subcommittee today. 402 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,514 That's me. 403 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,848 That's you? What have you done? 404 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:50,186 Well... They gave me a couple of sticks. 405 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,566 Yes? And? 406 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:02,040 Curling tongs? You're going to die out. You know that, don't you? 407 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,874 You are obviously being totally naive about it. 408 00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:11,424 Look, when you've been in marketing as long as I have, you'll know that 409 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:16,676 before any new product can be developed, it... It has to be properly researched. 410 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,881 I mean, we've got to find out 411 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:23,012 what people want from fire. You know, how they relate to it, the image... 412 00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:24,186 Stick it up your nose. 413 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:26,856 Which is precisely the kind of thing we need to know, I mean, 414 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:30,109 do people want fire that can be fitted nasally? 415 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,071 And the wheel. What about this wheel thing? 416 00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:36,320 They say it's a fascinating project. 417 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:39,743 Yeah, well we are having a little, uh, difficulty there. 418 00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:46,501 Difficulty? It's the single simplest machine in the entire universe! 419 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:48,498 All right, Mr Wise Guy! 420 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:50,749 You're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be! 421 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:54,584 Almighty Zarquon! 422 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,845 - Has no one done anything yet? - Yes. 423 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,305 I have declared war on the next continent. 424 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:07,055 Declared war? There's no-one even living there. 425 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,815 Yes, but there will be one day, 426 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,860 so we've left a sort of open-ended ultimatum. 427 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:14,603 What? 428 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:17,156 And blown up a few military installations. 429 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,117 Military installations, Number Two? 430 00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:23,538 Yes, sir. Well, potential military installations. 431 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,828 All right. Trees. 432 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,994 And we interrogated a gazelle. 433 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:34,089 Yes. And, and one of our surviving film producers 434 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:36,258 rescued a camera from the wreckage. 435 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:39,887 He wants to make a, erm, documentary about you, Captain. 436 00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:41,555 That's awfully nice. 437 00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:44,475 Yeah, he's got a really strong angle on It. 438 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:47,223 You know, the burden of responsibility. 439 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:49,521 The loneliness of command. 440 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,938 Oh, I wouldn't overstress that angle. 441 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:58,694 After all, one's never alone with a rubber duck. Whee! 442 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:03,070 Uh, if we could, for a moment, move on to the subject of fiscal policy. 443 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,528 Fiscal policy? 444 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:08,996 How can you have money if none of you actually produces anything? 445 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:10,793 Doesn't grow on trees, you know. 446 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,667 Ah, but since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt the leaf 447 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:18,172 as legal tender, we have all, of course, become immensely rich. 448 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:21,421 But we have run into a small inflation problem, 449 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:24,431 owing to the high level of, uh, leaf availability. 450 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:27,198 Which means that, I gather, the current going rate is something like 451 00:27:27,222 --> 00:27:31,314 three major deciduous forests buying one ship's peanut. 452 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,108 So, in order to obviate this problem 453 00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:36,231 and effectively revalue the leaf, 454 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:40,027 uh, we've decided on an extensive campaign of defoliation 455 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:43,280 and burn down all the forests. 456 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,577 I think that's a sensible move, don't you? 457 00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:52,789 You're mad! You know that, don't you? 458 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:57,541 Is it perhaps appropriate to enquire what you have been doing all this time? 459 00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:01,673 I mean, you and that other interloper have been missing for months. 460 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,094 We've been traveling. 461 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:09,143 We've, uh, been trying to find out something about this world. 462 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:14,140 That does not sound very productive to me. 463 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:15,599 - No? 464 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,482 Well, have I got news for you! 465 00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:22,531 It doesn't matter a pair of foetid dingo's kidneys what you do from now on. 466 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:25,861 Burn down the forests, anything. It won't make a scrap of difference. 467 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:28,454 You see, I've seen your future. 468 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,912 Two million years you've got, and that's it. 469 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:36,371 At the end of that time, your race will be dead and gone. And good riddance. 470 00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:41,296 Remember that. Two million years. 471 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:48,515 Strange chap. Look, what about this documentary thing? 472 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:52,516 Just time for another bath. Sponge, somebody! 473 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:56,356 No, no, no. No, honestly, no. 474 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:59,526 Y scores five, you see, and it's on a triple word score. 475 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:01,650 I'm sorry. I explained the rules. 476 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:05,233 No, no, please, please. Put down the jawbone. 477 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:12,331 All right, we'll start again. Only please, try and concentrate this time. 478 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,412 Hi, Arthur. What you doing? 479 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,087 I'm trying to teach the cavemen to play Scrabble. It's uphill work. 480 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:21,416 The only word they know is "uh", and they don't know how to spell it. 481 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:22,921 What's the point in that? 482 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,593 We've got to make them evolve. 483 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:27,755 Can you imagine what a world would be like 484 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:29,465 descended from those cretins over there? 485 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,159 Imagine? We don't have to. We've seen it. 486 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:32,263 Oh, but honestly! 487 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,436 We've seen it, there's no escape. 488 00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:36,639 But, did you tell them what we discovered? 489 00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:37,733 What? 490 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,313 Norway. Slartibartfast's signature on the glacier. 491 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,124 What's the point? What will it mean to them? 492 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:45,940 Mean? It means that this is the Earth. My home. It's where I was born. 493 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,775 - Was. - All right, will be. 494 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,325 In two million years' time. 495 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:51,074 You tell them that, see what they say. 496 00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:53,810 They'll chase you up a tree and set fire to it. Listen, Arthur, face it. 497 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,770 Those zeebs over there are your ancestors, not the cavemen. 498 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,147 Put the Scrabble boa rd away, it's not going to save the human race, 499 00:29:58,171 --> 00:29:59,171 'cause this isn't it. 500 00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:01,317 The human race is currently standing around a bath over there 501 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:03,048 making documentaries about themselves. 502 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,546 But surely we can do something? 503 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,114 No, nothing, it's all been done. We've seen it. 504 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:09,098 You know the history of the earth, you know that in two million years' time 505 00:30:09,122 --> 00:30:10,969 it gets demolished by the Vogons to make way 506 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:13,972 for a hyperspace bypass. You can't change anything. 507 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:20,274 And all because the Golgafrinchans arrived here on their B Ark. 508 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:23,779 Ah, well. 509 00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:26,699 Hmm. 510 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,569 Poor bloody caveman. 511 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,442 It's all been a bit of a waste of time for you, hasn't it? 512 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,327 Out-evolved by a telephone sanitiser. 513 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:39,501 He's pointing at the Scrabble board. 514 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:42,000 Oh, he's probably spelt library again with one "R." 515 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,549 No, he hasn't. 516 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:49,633 No, look! 517 00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:54,179 The experiment! 42. 518 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:57,724 Deep Thought's answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe and... 519 00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:59,054 - Whatever it was. - Everything. 520 00:30:59,078 --> 00:31:00,739 - Everything. - 42. 521 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:05,862 Of course! The experiment. To find a question with that answer. 522 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:08,485 Is going on all around us. Here. 523 00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:10,576 The earth. 524 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:11,946 The ground. 525 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,368 The trees. 526 00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:14,820 The water. 527 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:16,826 The rocks. The cavemen. 528 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:22,832 - Terrific. - What? 529 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,523 - We've cocked it up. - What do you mean? 530 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,460 The Golgafrinchans. Us. Just by arriving here. 531 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:29,843 The caveman is part of the programme. 532 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:33,594 And they're dying out because of us, therefore no question. 533 00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,510 What about my brain? 534 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,099 What about your brain? 535 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:43,478 Marvin said the question was printed in my brain-wave patterns. 536 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:46,185 All right, wrong question. It's still cocked up. 537 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,986 Well, it might give us a clue. 538 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:50,986 Well, if it's in your brain, how are we going to get at it? 539 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,238 Uh, well how about... 540 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:56,195 If it's in my brain and I don't know how to reach it, 541 00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:59,077 suppose we introduce some random element 542 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,047 which could be shaped by the brain-wave pattern? 543 00:32:01,071 --> 00:32:02,071 Such as? 544 00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:05,455 Pulling out letters from the Scrabble bag. 545 00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:06,584 Brilliant! 546 00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:08,165 - Right. - Right. 547 00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:17,721 Right, first four letters. 548 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:22,472 W-H-A-T, what. 549 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,473 Great. It's working. 550 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,851 D-O-Y, doy. 551 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,778 Boy. Doyo. 552 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,860 U, G... 553 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:34,279 Doyug. 554 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,530 Ah! E-T! 555 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:37,781 "Do you get..." 556 00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:42,834 What... Do... You... Get? 557 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:48,380 If... Y-O-U... 558 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:49,707 M-U... 559 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:53,089 You... Mul... 560 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,758 T-I-P-Y. 561 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,089 Multiply! 562 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,851 S-I... 563 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,479 Six. 564 00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:07,524 N-I... 565 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,106 N-E. Nine! 566 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,398 Six by... 567 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:15,608 Nine. 568 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,408 Is that it? 569 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,330 That's it. 570 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,076 Six by nine? 571 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:24,333 42? 572 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:25,625 I always said 573 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,993 there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe. 574 00:33:28,017 --> 00:33:29,348 All for that! 575 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:30,966 Yup. 576 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,505 It's very sad, you know. 577 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:39,640 Just at the moment it's a very beautiful planet. 578 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:43,052 It is. It is indeed. 579 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:48,934 The rich, primal greens, the river snaking off into the distance, 580 00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:51,560 the burning forests. 581 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,279 And then In two million years, bang! 582 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,073 It gets destroyed by the Vogons. 583 00:33:57,827 --> 00:34:00,319 What a life for a young planet to look forward to. 584 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,029 What a waste. 585 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,909 Well, better than some. 586 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:07,751 I heard of one planet up in the seventh dimension, 587 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,750 got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. 588 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,003 Got potted straight into a black hole, killed ten billion people. 589 00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:17,086 Madness, total madness! 590 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,841 Only scored 30 points, too. 591 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:22,136 Where did you read that? 592 00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:25,143 Oh, a book. 593 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,767 - What book? - The Hitchhiker's Guide T o The Galaxy. 594 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:28,857 Oh, that thing. 595 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,900 ♪ I see trees of green 596 00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:35,813 ♪ Red roses, too 597 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,191 ♪ I see them bloom 598 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,236 ♪ For me and you 599 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:45,239 ♪ And I think to myself 600 00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:50,456 ♪ What a wonderful world 601 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:56,004 ♪ Yes... 602 00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:58,844 ♪ I think to myself 603 00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:05,680 ♪ What a wonderful world ♪