[instrumental music]
(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in the forest
there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.
They called themselves Smurfs.
They were good.
[theme music]
Then there was Gargamel, the evil wizard.
He was bad.
Oh, I hate Smurfs!
I'll get you.
I'll get all of you
if it's the last thing I ever do!
[laughing]
[groans] Oh-oh, I'll get you!
I'll find your village someday. You'll be sorry.
(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there.
And if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.
And if you are good, you may just catch a glimpse
of the Smurfs.
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[intense music]
(Gargamel) 'I must find those miserable little Smurfs, Azrael.'
'Find them and rid the forest'
of their nasty, rotten, wretched little blue hides
once and for all.
[yawning]
[growling]
[screaming]
[blowing]
[screaming]
[sizzling]
[sighs]
If this creation of my sheer genius
works as it should, Azrael
I'll be able to find those horrible little Smurfs
'with no problem.'
Meow.
- It's ready, Azrael! - 'Meow.'
Now I'll find out exactly where those Smurfs are.
Show me, oh, magic crystal ball
where to find the most miserable creatures of all.
[dramatic music]
What's this? No, no, no, no!
I mean the Smurfs!
(Gargamel) 'Ah, their village.'
'Well, but w-where are the Smurfs?'
♪ Happy smurfday to you ♪
♪ Happy smurfday dear Dreamy ♪
♪ Happy smurfday to you ♪♪
- Yay! - Oh!
I hate smurfdays.
Uh, not yet, Greedy.
Oh, make a wish
and blow out the candles, Dreamy.
I wish, I wish I could fly to a new world
no Smurf has never seen.
[blowing]
[all cheering]
Here I go! Flying to a strange new world!
Oh, I'd smurf anything in the whole wide world
to be a space traveler.
[instrumental music]
Oh! I got it!
Now all I need is a smurfy wind and..
[wind howling]
Wow! I-I-I can!
I'm flying!
[laughs] I'm flying!
[thunder rumbling]
Uh, I'm not flying!
Whoa-ho!
[Smurfs laughing]
That was a short flight.
But it was a smurfy landing.
[laughing]
Yeah?
Well, just keep on laughing
because I'm gonna fly to the stars yet!
[instrumental music]
Hm, "How to make flying broom.
"Place broom on ground facing east
"and say loud and clear
'Huchi guchi smoochi smurf.'"
Hey!
(Dreamy) 'Stop that broom!'
whoosh
thud
I hate brooms!
[upbeat music]
bang
thud
Hey, what's going on?
Will you come back here?
Gotcha!
whoosh
Hey, I'm flyin'!
I'm really flyin'!
Oh, I'm-I'm really not flyin'.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
thud
[all laughing]
Another smurfy fly, eh, Dreamy?
And another smurfy landing.
[laughing]
Just wait! You'll see.
I'll smurf to the stars someday, I think.
I can make a pair of wings and..
Oh, no! That won't smurf either.
Oh.. Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
At this rate
I'll never get to the stars.
[snarling]
[humming]
[gasps] Dreamy! Oh, no!
[panting]
Are you out of your smurf, Dreamy?
That mean, terrible old Azrael
nearly had you for lunch!
- Azrael? Where? - 'Where?'
Say, are you alright?
You look slightly bananas to me.
My smurfday wish of flying to the stars
will never come true.
Oh, I'll never smurf to the stars.
Never ever, ever, ever.
Gee, I wish I could help Dreamy.
Hello.
That's it, Smurfette!
I'll build a ship to smurf me to the stars!
A flying ship!
We're, we're getting closer, Azrael. I can feel it.
The Smurfs are almost mine!
[laughing]
Ooh!
Azrael, my crystal ball!
[groans]
boink
Ah, my crystal ball.
'It's-it's safe. It's safe.'
thud
Hit it, Harmony!
[hiccuping] Oh, I'm sorry.
[bugle music]
Hear ye! Hear ye!
[hiccuping] Excuse me. Ha-ha.
"This is a smurf bulletin.
"Astrosmurf announces the unveiling
"of his new flying ship.
"All Smurfs are invited to watch his smurfday wish come true
when he smurfs off to the stars."
[hiccuping] I'm sorry.
[indistinct chatter]
- Oh! - Huh?
[gasping]
Wow!
Well, what do you think, Papa Smurf?
Well, it's a very smurfy flying ship, Astrosmurf.
But how does it work?
Pedal power, Papa Smurf.
'It'll stern the propeller which lifts the ship into the air'
and smurfs me to the stars.
Hey, space waste, I think that it'll never work.
Never, never, never!
Oh, smurf up your face, mean old Brainy.
Well, good luck, Astrosmurf! Have a safe trip!
Goodbye!
(Dreamy) 'Nine, eight, seven, six'
five, four, three, two, one.
Smurf up!
[clanking]
Yup, this is real nice breeze.
Yeah, this is real..
Wait a minute. I hate nice breezes.
[panting] Faster! Faster! Faster!
See? I was right! I was right!
"I was right! I was right!"
Oh, poor Dreamy.
His little blue heart is broken.
[sobbing]
Ah, Astrosmurf has hitched his wagon to a smurf
and he'll never be happy until he can fly to the stars.
[sighs] But, alas, it can never be.
But that was his smurfday wish!
Oh, yeah! And all smurfday wishes come true.
Don't they, Papa Smurf?
Yes, that's been the way of the smurfs
for as long as I can remember.
Which is exactly 543 years. Right, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf, we have to do something
to make his wish come true.
Yes, Smurfette, and I have an idea that might work.
You really think my ship will work now, Papa Smurf?
Handy Smurf checked it over
and fixed everything that was wrong.
And I can smurf up for the stars right now?
Yes, but first you must take this special raspberry potion
that will give you strength on your long journey.
[chuckles]
[clanking]
(Papa Smurf) 'The propeller's turning!'
Quick, send up the smoke clouds and start rocking the ship.
Tell me, Clumsy, where were you when brains were handed out?
Where was I?
Uh, gee, I-I don't know.
Uh, maybe I was with you, huh, Brainy?
[instrumental music]
[coughs] I hate smoke!
My ship's moving!
I'm smurfed off!
I'm on my way to the stars!
[yawns] What's going on?
I feel so sleepy. Must be the altitude.
[yawns]
Oh, I mustn't. Oh..
[snoring]
(Papa Smurf) 'It stopped! He's asleep!'
'The raspberry potion worked!'
Hurry, get Astrosmurf out of there
and let's take the ship apart.
The flying ship is all apart, Papa Smurf.
What do we do with the pieces?
Tomorrow we take them to a secret spot
whose whereabouts only I smurf.
Oh, goody smurf plan. I love secret spot.
[giggles]
Add four grains of euphoria
with boiling juice of a mandrake root.
Ah, now to try it out.
zap zap
(Papa Smurf) 'Oh, the formula works!'
'Ho-ho-ho! If the smurfs could only see me now.'
[Papa Smurf laughs]
[dramatic music]
There they are again, Azrael.
Don't they look good enough to eat?
(Gargamel) 'Come on, we won't lose them this time.'
Meow!
Is it much further, Papa Smurf?
(Papa Smurf) 'Not far now.'
(Smurfette) 'Oh, my! How much further, Papa Smurf?'
(Papa Smurf) 'Not far now.'
This isn't funny! How much further, Papa Smurf?
(Papa Smurf) 'Not far now.'
[panting] Is it much further, Papa Smurf?
(Papa Smurf) Yes, it is!
But there's nothing, but a volcano, Papa Smurf.
And you always said volcanoes smurf fire and smoke
and all kinds of terrible and nasty things.
True, true. But this volcano is extinct.
Oh, of course! Extinctive.
Come on. Let's get this smurf on the road.
We have work to do.
[instrumental music]
[Smurfette sighs]
[all grunting]
Work, work, work. I hate work.
Those miserable, rotten, disgusting Smurfs
crossed here, Azrael.
Look at their revolting little footprints.
Come on. They're within our grasp now.
[laughs]
Ah!
Come on, Azrael!
Meow!
[instrumental music]
Meow!
Oh, you miserable cat, Azrael!
How dare you? Oh!
One of these days, Azrael
I'm-I'm going to turn you
'into a cat fur pillow!'
Oh, no..
[instrumental music]
Why do we have to smurf our brains out
while Sleeping Astrosmurf here sleeps?
'This is for the Smurfs.'
[Dreamy snoring]
(Jokey) Wait a second, Grouchy.
Do you know what's green, red and yellow
with big eyes and long teeth?
- No. What? - I don't know either.
(Jokey) But it's crawlin' up your hat!
(Grouchy) Bah! I hate bugs.
[Jokey laughing]
(Gargamel) Show me, oh, magic crystal ball
where are the most disgusting creatures of all.
So, they're inside the old volcano.
That's not far from here and it's the perfect spot
to finally put an end
to those miserable little creatures.
[laughing]
When Astrosmurf wakens
he'll think he's on another planet.
And we want to be ready
so that's why I smurfed this magical potion
that will turn us all into swoofs.
Swoofs? Uh, what's a swoof, Papa Smurf?
I'll show you, Clumsy.
pop
This is a swoof! I'm Grandpa Swoof.
[yawns]
Where am I?
Oh! I'm on another planet!
[instrumental music]
This is smurftastic!
Here he comes, Clumsy.
Oh! Oh, yeah! Look at him.
(Clumsy) 'He really thinks he's on another planet.'
[laughs] Yup. Boy, is he dumb?
I wonder where he was when the beans were handed out.
Not beans, Clumsy, brains.
Oh, yeah. That's what I meant.
Bean brain. Yup, yup.
Wonder if anyone lives here.
whoosh whoosh
Guess that answers that!
- Hiya! - Ooh!
Me, friend. Come in big ship.
Vroom-voom.
Vroom-vroom?
Coming Grandpa Swoof.
King of all swoofs.
Say, uh, could you unhook my shorts first?
That would be nice. Yup.
[instrumental music]
(Papa Smurf) Where you come from?
From a-a-a planet called Earth, Grandpa S-S-Swoof.
- You friend or foe? - Oh, me?
Big friend. Big friend.
Then we have council meeting and consider this.
- Stay here. - Oh.
I wonder what they're gonna do to me.
[hiccups] Excuse me.
[snoring]
(Gargamel) 'We're almost there, Azrael.'
'We're almost there.'
[intense music]
Gargamel. We better tell Papa.
Yeah, and is he gonna be mad!
Smurf, we have reached a decision.
- Oh? - We decide you are friend.
Welcome to Planet Swoof.
[sighs] Thanks, Grandpa Swoof.
Prepare feast to honor Astrosmurf!
(all) 'Yay!'
[tribal music]
Boy, this sure is smurfy, Grandpa Swoof.
I'm havin' a great time!
You sleep soon.
Need plenty strength to fly back
to home planet tomorrow.
Oh, but I'm never gonna fly back to Earth.
[chuckles] I wanna stay here forever!
Forever? But you must go.
(Greedy and Lazy) 'Grandpa Swoof! Grandpa Swoof!'
[screeching]
[indistinct whispering]
Where?
Guard, take Astrosmurf to hut
and don't let him out of sight!
Gargamel is here.
Astrosmurf mustn't see him
or he'll know he's still on Earth.
But that's only half our worries.
Astrosmurf likes the planet so much
he wants to stay here forever.
I must think of a plan.
I know they're nearby, Azrael.
I can smell them. I can feel them.
[Azrael snarling]
Let me see.
What's this?
Those aren't smurfs!
[growls]
How Gargamel found us, I don't know
but I think he's about to feel a bit under the weather.
[thunder rumbling]
Yeow!
(Gargamel) 'My crystal ball!'
[shattering]
It's destroyed! Now I'll never find the smurfs!
Meow!
[thunder rumbling]
[rain pattering]
Slimy lizard tongues.
My seat is burnt to a crisp, I'm soaking wet
and my crystal ball is shattered.
What else can go wrong?
[gibberish]
[thunder rumbling]
Something tells me Papa Smurf is behind this, Azrael.
[gibberish]
[screaming]
Azrael, get off my face!
You-you mangy bag of fur!
[thunder rumbling]
Let's get out of here!
- Ye-ouch! - Meow!
[instrumental music]
Now, to become swoof
you must prove courage and skill.
Okay. But what do I have to smurf?
After we spin you around, you must swoof spear
right into that bull's eye.
(Dreamy) 'What bull's eye? I can't see a thing.'
It is the way of the swoof.
whoosh
[all gasping]
I did it! I did it!
Get greased-pole test ready!
And for second test, Astrosmurf, you must climb pole.
(Dreamy) I've smurfed taller in my time.
[laughing] It'll take him one zillion years
to smurf that greased pole. Ha-ha!
Uh, yeah! That's right! A zillion years.
I hate greased poles.
(Dreamy) 'Here I am!'
[gasping]
Piece of smurf.
Hello, this pole isn't even greased.
Isn't greased? Clumsy?
Oh! Oh, uh, I-I thought Greedy was gonna do that.
Uh, yup, I did.
Me? I thought Grouchy smurfed the pole.
Lazy was gonna do it!
[snoring]
You must now swim across lake.
Okay. I'm a good swimmer.
- Carrying that rock. - That rock?
But that's abso-smurfly impossible!
Oh, boo-hoo-hoo!
[sobbing] Too bad.
"Boo-hoo?" Say, you look familiar.
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Who, me, you say? No, I was just--
Time wasting.
You want to be swoof
you swim across lake with rock.
Huh? Oh, this is gonna be easy.
[laughing]
Hey, is this some kind of a joke?
- 'Oh, that rock!' - 'It's floating!'
- 'Huh?' - No wonder.
splash
It's pumice stone.
There is one final test.
- Astrosmurf. - I'm ready.
You must prove you can live harsh life of swoofs
and you must cook all meals, wash dishes
sweep, clean and scrub.
And you must kneel in respect before every swoof you meet.
- And kiss his beautiful feet. - But--
And all you can eat is wild grass.
(Brainy) 'And you can never whistle or sing.'
(Smurfette) 'No matter how happy you are.'
(Clumsy) 'And no holidays including Swoofmas'
'and Saint Swoofentine's Day.'
So you must do all these things to be swoof!
Well, on second thought
uh, maybe I better be smurfing back to Earth.
[sighing]
[clanking]
[yawns]
What's going on?
I feel so sleepy.
[yawns] Oh, I mustn't. Oh..
[snoring]
He's asleep. The raspberry potion is working again.
We better smurf to it.
pop
Oh, goody! There's nothing like a smurf.
Nothing in the world!
- I hate this! - Oh.
How much further, Papa Smurf?
(Papa Smurf) 'Oh, smurf up!'
[snoring]
[yawns]
[snoring]
Where, where am I?
(Brainy) 'Long live Astrosmurf!'
Three cheers for Astrosmurf!
(all) Hurray, hurray, hurray!
I'm home! I'm home!
It was smurftastic, Papa Smurf.
I have been to a planet inhabited by swoofs.
Swoofs? Well, I never..
They wanted me to stay, but I was feelin' homesick
so I came back.
You're not thinking of going away again..
- Are you? - Well..
The thought of flying to other planets is tempting
but I'll never be as happy as I am here.
'There's no place like home!'
[all sighing]
- Yeow! - Meow!
This is Papa Smurf's handiwork. But he'll pay for it.
He'll pay double!
Yeow!
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