[theme music]
(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in the forest
there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.
They called themselves Smurfs.
They were good.
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Then there was Gargamel, the evil wizard.
He was bad.
Oh, I hate smurfs!
I'll get you.
I'll get all of you
if it's the last thing I ever do!
[laughing]
thud
Oh! I'll get you!
I'll find your village someday. You'll be sorry!
(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there
and if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.
And if you are good, you may just catch a glimpse
of the Smurfs.
[instrumental music]
(Brainy) 'Yoo-hoo, Papa Smurf.'
We're all ready to pick smurfberries, Papa Smurf.
Good. Just remember to be very quiet
if you go near Gargamel's lair.
(all) We will, Papa Smurf.
Oh, yes, Papa Smurf.
We'll be as little teeny-tiny mice.
We'll even walk on our tippy toes. We'll--
I believe you, Brainy. Now run along, little smurfs.
(all) Goodbye, Papa Smurf.
Ah, it does my blue heart good
to see all my little smurfs so hard at..
[Lazy snoring]
[sighs] ...sleep.
[snoring]
♪ La la la-la la-la la la-la-la la ♪
Shh! Smurf the singing.
[grunting]
Hey, watch where you're smurfing, Clumsy.
Shh!
What's the problem, Brainy?
Papa Smurf says we mustn't smurf any noise
anywhere near Gargamel's place.
'Because Gargamel is our enemy, and..'
I was just telling you what..
[heavy footsteps approaching]
[dramatic music]
[heavy footsteps approaching]
♪ La la-la-la la ♪
♪ La la la-la la-la la.. ♪♪
[heavy footsteps approaching]
I told you, Papa Smurf..
Hey! Wait for me.
[dramatic music]
[gasping]
Oh, w-w-who.. Who was that?
I don't know but it's headed for Gargamel's place.
- Let's follow. - Oh, no.
Papa Smurf would never..
Wait for me.
[instrumental music]
It's taken me two long years
to perfect my smurficide formula.
Do you hear, Azrael?
[mews]
And now for the final ingredient.
[laughs]
Eight drops of snake venom.
'Just one drop too many can cause a terrible explosion.'
[mews]
One, two, three..
(Azrael) Uh-oh.
(Gargamel) '...four, five, six..'
...seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
[explosion]
Azrael!
'I'll turn you into fur slippers.'
Or, or a cat rug. Or a..
Oof!
What do you think you're..
...you're doing? Ha, ha.
Uh, who are you?
Me Bigmouth.
And me hungry.
Oh, w-w-ell, I-I-I don't have any food.
Now.. Now, go away. I'm--
No go.
Stay. Bigmouth stuff face.
Me hungry now.
[chuckles] Well, I..
Come to think of it, I, I may have a little something
tucked away in my pantry.
(Bigmouth) 'Show me goodies.'
[mews]
[grunts]
(Hefty) Come on. Let's see what happens.
No. Papa Smurf always says..
Wait for me.
[Bigmouth chewing]
Oh, Bigmouth like goodies.
[slurping]
Uh, there. Now, I-if you will just--
(Bigmouth) 'Bigmouth still hungry.'
More goodies.
Uh, but, but I have no more, uh, goodies.
[mews]
Mm! This goodie?
No, no, no. That's my cat.
[mews]
Uh-oh. Azrael's gonna get it.
- Yeah. He's rotten, but-- - Shh!
I-i-if you eat that cat
uh, y-you, you'll break out in a rash
a-and get fur balls.
[mewing]
Fur balls?
Yuck!
[Azrael yowls]
Bigmouth hungry. Want more goodies.
Hmm. Maybe this oaf can help me get the smurfs.
[chewing]
Mm. Yummy in Bigmouth's tummy.
Uh, you know, Bigmouth
if you want a real tasty dish
I could prepare you the best meal in the world.
Mm, yeah? What?
Soup a la smurf.
(Bigmouth) 'Mm. Soup what?'
- 'Soup a la smurf.' - Huh?
We'd better get back to the village.
Uh, yeah, that's a good idea.
(Brainy) I told you. I told you.
I wonder if he has any more goodies.
[instrumental music]
(Hefty) 'Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!'
(Clumsy) 'Uh, we smurfed a giant, Papa Smurf.'
He was at Gargamel's.
They're gonna make soup a la smurf.
I warned them, Papa Smurf. I said, "Papa Smurf says.."
[indistinct chatter]
- Smurf soup? - I hate smurf soup.
And Gargamel and the giant are going to come and smurf us.
(Clumsy) 'Oh, he's big, he has a big mouth--'
Quiet. Quiet.
No one can smurf our village. No need to worry.
We're perfectly safe here.
Smurfs are easy to recognize, Bigmouth.
Uh, they're little blue creatures
and absolutely delicious.
Mm, yummy. Where smurfs?
Oh, uh, well, uh, they're, uh, oh, over that way. I think.
Bigmouth hungry. Me want cat soup.
[mews]
Oh, no. No, no, no! Uh..
You, you must have soup a la smurf.
Uh, d-don't waste your appetite on cat meat.
Uh, uh, come. This way.
Uh, or is it this way?
I-I think you have to, uh..
Bigmouth? Bigmouth?
He went off without me, Azrael.
[mews]
Lost again. I can't stand it.
I'll never find the rotten little Smurf Village.
Never, never, never.
Smurfs!
Bigmouth hungry.
♪ Um-de-dum-de da-di-de-dum ♪♪
(Bigmouth) Here, smurfs.
(Smurfette) Ooh, that must be the giant.
Ooh, we have to tell Papa Smurf. Feathers, hurry. Hurry!
[Feathers squawks]
Mm. That looked like smurf.
Hee-hee! Bigmouth follow.
[dramatic music]
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! That giant is coming.
Ooh, he's so big and scary.
But, Papa Smurf, you said no one could smurf the village.
Yes, I know.
Uh, but he's gonna smurf us into soup.
We're going from the frying pan into the smurf.
Every smurf for himself.
[clamoring]
Stop! We must keep our smurfs about us
and face this danger to the end.
(Clumsy) 'Uh, I think it's the end I'm worried about.'
Mmm. Bigmouth smell goodies.
Smurfs' village.
What are we gonna do, Papa Smurf?
[indistinct chatter]
Quiet!
We will greet the giant with a celebration.
A celebration?
[indistinct chatter]
I hate celebrations.
[heavy footsteps approaching]
Uh-oh. Papa Smurf, the giant's coming. Look.
Get ready.
Mm! Smurf goodies.
Bigmouth stuff this smurf goody in face.
Looks yummy.
Welcome, Mr. Bigmouth. Ha-ha.
To what do we owe the pleasure of your visit?
Huh? Bigmouth hungry. Want soup.
(Papa Smurf) A la smurf, of course.
Oh, smurfs, get in the big soup pot, quickly.
(all) The big soup pot?
Go on. Smurf to it.
(all) Yes, Papa Smurf.
Why don't you wait over here, Mr. Bigmouth?
And our band will smurf you some dinner music.
Ready? A one, a two, a three.
[instrumental music]
Smurfy, isn't it?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll see to your soup.
Hurry. Me hungry.
I just hope I have everything I need to smurf the potion.
Ooh. Oh, Papa Smurf.
Bigmouth says he doesn't want music. He wants..
[imitating Bigmouth] "Soup. Soup a la smurf."
Let's find Greedy quickly.
[instrumental music]
Greedy, bake something. Smurfberry cakes.
Cream cakes. Sarsaparilla cakes. Everything you can smurf.
(Bigmouth) 'Me hungry!'
And hurry.
Okay, Papa Smurf.
Find Poet Smurf and tell him to read to Bigmouth.
Now I can get back to my potion.
(Bigmouth) 'Bigmouth hungry!'
[Jokey giggles]
Present for Bigmouth?
It's a surprise.
[Jokey giggles]
Mmm.
[explosion]
Good. But too spicy.
A few more ingredients and it's ready.
(Bigmouth) 'Bigmouth hungry!'
[Bigmouth stomping]
If I have to search a thousand years, I will find that village.
Do you hear, Azrael?
[mewing]
[instrumental music]
(Greedy) It's ready, Mr. Bigmouth.
[sniffing]
Mmm! Goodies smell good.
[Bigmouth slurping]
I prepared my special mushroom-puff pie
cold asparagus tips, smurfed truffles cooked in honey.
(Bigmouth) Mm, good.
[Bigmouth slurping]
Fresh smurfberries smothered in a..
Ow! Ooh! Ouch!
[hiccups] Still hungry.
Where smurf soup?
Soup? I could have eaten all that stuff. Now you want soup.
(Bigmouth) Ow! No kick Bigmouth in corn.
I want soup!
C-coming right up, Mr. Bigmouth.
We're getting closer to the village, Azrael. I can feel it.
[mews]
Now, smurf a bit of bee honey with a...
(Bigmouth) 'Me hungry!'
I'll never finish with all these interruptions.
I want soup.
Now, listen, Bigmouth. You'll have to..
thud
Oh, Papa Smurf. Are you alright?
[groans] All except one cheek.
Ooh. Want me to smurf him a good one, Papa Smurf?
What are we going to do, Papa Smurf?
There's only one thing to do.
Make the soup a la smurf.
- Huh? - Huh?
I-I-I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere, Azrael.
[mews]
Now here's the plan.
When the water starts to boil, you'll all jump in and--
- What? - No way, Jose.
[clamoring]
Come back here!
You have nothing to worry about.
This potion will protect you from the heat.
(Bigmouth) 'I want soup!'
That's enough. Come on.
Where Bigmouth's soup?
Coming right up, Mr. Bigmouth.
I'll just get the water boiling.
Soup a la smurf better be good, or Bigmouth smash village.
Salt, bay leaves, carrots, onions
and five healthy smurfs.
'Any healthy volunteers?'
Me first, Papa Smurf.
And me.
- Me. - Uh, me too.
I hate volunteering.
Very good, brave Smurfs. Hop to it.
Yummy, yummy.
Mm! The water's just perfect.
Soup ready?
(Papa Smurf) Uh, no, no, no. Just one more minute.
Uh, time to get the smurfs out of the pot.
Uh, Mr. Bigmouth, the water's not hot enough.
We need more wood for the fire.
Wood?
You know, the brown things in the forest.
And since you're so big and strong, maybe..
Oh, Bigmouth get more wood.
Quickly, everyone out.
Hefty, the clothes.
- It's ready. - Call Bigmouth, Smurfette.
Oh, yoo-hoo! Mr. Bigmouth. Soup's on.
More wood.
[clamoring]
[slurping]
Well? How did you like it?
[hiccups] Too much salt.
[hiccupping]
Huh?
Oh, it's no use, Azrael. We'll never find the Smurf village.
- We might as-- - 'Help!'
(Bigmouth) 'Bigmouth sick.'
It's Bigmouth.
There's Bigmouth. And there's the village!
[laughs]
Oh, this is too good to be true.
[laughs]
Too, too good.
[laughs]
[snarls]
What happened?
Bigmouth ugly.
- Don't worry, that's normal. - What?
I mean, it always happens when someone eats soup a la smurf.
- Uh, didn't Gargamel tell you? - No.
Aha! Now I've got you, you vile smurfs.
Speak of the devil.
Smurfs! Smurfs! All the smurfs I could eat!
Ha-ha-ha! Get them, Azrael.
[mews]
(Hefty) It's Gargamel!
[clamoring]
Gargamel. He told Bigmouth to eat smurf soup.
Just ask Gargamel for the antidote
to make you normal again.
But in the meantime, could you get rid of this mean old cat?
[snarls]
Cat meat.
I'll turn these into smurf kebabs
these into stew, and these into pastry.
And I'll keep one for you too, Azrael.
[chuckles] Uh, Azrael? Where..
[smurfs yelling]
Uh, oh, well. It's, uh, Bigmouth. Oh, heh-heh.
'Uh, my, how you've changed.'
Uh.. Oh, but not for the worse.
Uh, actually, you look quite..
[Azrael mews]
Bigmouth ugly. Make anti-goat.
Uh, anti-goat?
Uh, b-but there's nothing I can do. You see, I--
You tell Bigmouth to eat soup a la smurf.
But-but-but, I-I..
Make Bigmouth handsome again!
But-but I don't know what the anti-goat.. The antidote is.
(all) Oh, yes, he does. Yes, he does.
Make anti-goat.
B-b-but, but, but th-that's impossible.
(all) No, it isn't. No, it isn't.
Then throw you into forest.
I'll make the antidote.
Uh, yes, I'll..
Oh, but, but, uh, everything is at my place
and, uh, I don't know my way back.
Uh, um..
(Gargamel) 'Perhaps the smurfs'
'can make me a little map'
eh, from their village to my estate.
- Make map. - Oh, it's very simple.
Just turn left at the big oak then follow a little path..
I was just trying to be helpful.
Give me a minute to smurf something.
[instrumental music]
Oh, this is simple. Uh..
Past the big oak and turn left, then follow a little path.
Eh, let's see now, we turned right at the..
No, no, no, no. No, it was left.
Oh, or was it straight ahead?
[mewing]
(Bigmouth) 'Where anti-goat? Bigmouth get mad.'
And when Bigmouth get mad
Bigmouth break things.
Uh, k-k-keep your shirt on.
I-i-it's nearly ready.
Uh, what did he say?
He said he's almost ready.
[giggles]
(Gargamel) It's ready.
Will it work?
Oh, uh, well, of-of course.
Ha, uh.. Abracadabra!
[explosion]
- Huh? - Huh?
[chuckling]
Oh, my!
[all laughing]
I-I-I.. I-I'll try another one.
(Bigmouth) 'Bigmouth mad now.'
Uh, b-b-be patient. T-t-this one won't fail.
Oh, yes, it will.
[giggles]
[explosion]
Now Bigmouth really mad.
Eh, no, no, no. This is it. I-I-I promise.
Abracadabra!
[explosion]
[giggling]
Uh, t-t-try this one.
Uh, hocus pocus!
[explosion]
Bigmouth hate Gargamel.
Me too.
[chuckles] I think Mr. Bigmouth
has had enough.
[groaning]
Now, Gargamel, Bigmouth eat you.
Uh, wait, Mr. Bigmouth.
Eat this. It will cure you.
Don't worry. Papa Smurf won't fail.
[explosion]
Look. Bigmouth handsome again.
Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
But-but, but what was that?
A sarsaparilla leaf. They're all over the forest.
Uh, a sarsaparilla leaf?
No. It's not true. It's not true.
Bigmouth still hungry.
Uh-oh! Let me out of here.
[clamoring]
No, no. Uh, you wouldn't like me. Uh, much too salty.
Uh, look..
Why don't you grab a few smurfs and, uh..
How about the cat?
No smurfs. No cat. Want Gargamel.
(Bigmouth) Me hungry!
I wonder what soup a la Gargamel tastes like.
Oh, yuck. Probably greasy.
[all laughing]
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