[instrumental music]
(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in the forest
there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.
They called themselves Smurfs.
They were good.
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Then there was Gargamel.
The evil wizard. He was bad.
Oh, I hate Smurfs.
I'll get you, I'll get all of you
if it's the last thing I ever do.
[evil laughter]
Unh!
Ohhh, I'll get you!
I'll find your village some day. You'll be sorry..
(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there
and if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.
And if you were good, you may just catch a glimpse
of the Smurfs.
[theme music]
Papa Smurf, what are we going to smurf for Smurfday tomorrow?
Well, since it's the smurfiest day of the year
it must be something smurfy.
I think we should have a parade.
I hate parades.
Ooh, let's smurf some fireworks.
I hate fireworks.
Or maybe a dance with an orchestra and things.
I hate things.
No fireworks, no parade, no dance.
What do you want for Smurfday, then?
I hate Smurfday.
One thing about Grouchy, he may be crabby sometimes
but he really has a heart of stone.
I know, we'll smurf a great big cake.
Now, why didn't I think of that?
- Here's some flour. - I've got the milk.
Watch out, here comes the honey.
[buzzing]
- Let's see, flour.. - Milk.
- Clumsy's getting honey. - Uh-oh.
We're fresh out of eggs.
(Gargamel) 'Behold, Azrael'
'my latest stroke of genius.'
A magic egg.
I'll put it here to cool
and then when I tap my magic egg once'
'anything I say or anything I want will come true.'
[Gargamel cackles]
Imagine what I can do
to those simpering Smurfs, Azrael.
[Gargamel cackles]
[mews]
Gargamel!
Big Mouth hungry.
Oh, badness gracious!
[Azrael mews]
Quick, Azrael, the closet.
Big Mouth want food.
[dishes clatter]
'Big Mouth love goodies.'
[slurps]
Mmm.
Big Mouth love eggs.
[sizzling]
[yells]
Too hot. Eat later.
Oh, no.
He's taken my magic egg.
Azrael, we must get it back.
[yawning]
Big Mouth take nap, then eat egg.
[snoring]
I hear him, Azrael. Quickly, now.
[Big Mouth stammering]
The big oaf is too stupid to.. Hey!
[yowls]
Why you take my egg?
[Gargamel stammering]
Help!
[gagging] Azrael, stop him!
Reow. Uh-uh.
(Gargamel) The egg!
Egg getting away.
Oh, my, oh, my.
I don't smurf eggs anywhere.
But Papa Smurf says we can't bake
a Smurfday cake without eggs.
There must be one somewhere around. Papa Smurf says..
[rumbling]
What's that?
Oh, it's probably just an..
...egg!
Boy, that's some egg.
(Hefty) 'We can make the smurfiest Smurfday cake ever'
'with this egg.'
I hate eggs.
(Big Mouth) 'Where my egg?'
'Big Mouth want egg.'
[Brainy gulps] It's Big Mouth.
Oh, he's so big and scary.
(Hefty) Come on, this way.
(Big Mouth) 'Big Mouth want egg.'
(Smurfette) Oh, smurf is me.
Big Mouth is coming.
Big Mouth hungry. Want egg.
He's gone. Let's..
(Gargamel) 'Azrael!'
- Gargamel. - Gargamel?
That egg must be around here somewhere, Azrael.
Reow. Reow.
[sniffs, then growls]
(Big Mouth) 'Where Big Mouth's egg?'
[yowling]
I want my egg!
Let's get out of here, Azrael.
(Brainy) 'Are they g-gone?'
Yeah. Let's smurf this egg back to the village.
(Smurfette) Oh, I'm afraid that nasty Gargamel
and Big Mouth will come back.
Oh, knock on smurf. I wish we were back in the village.
Unh! Huh?
- Hey, where'd you come from? - How'd you get here?
[all murmuring]
Yeah, how did we get here?
Back already? Smurf is me. Where did you find that egg?
I don't know. It came rolling down a hill, and..
[all chattering]
Quiet! We have a cake to bake. Smurf me a spoon.
Here, Papa Smurf.
Hmm. That's a hard egg.
What kind of egg is this?
Let me break it, Papa Smurf.
I'll break that egg, or I'm a smurfish sausage.
Help! I'm a sausage! I'm a sausage!
[all murmuring]
Hmm. He said something, then hit the egg, and then..
That's it! This egg is a magic egg.
(Vanity) It's a magic egg.
- I wanna try. - Me first.
I hate magic eggs.
- Me, me, me, let me. - Come on.
I wanna be rich.
I wanna be pink with blue flowers.
I want a great big barrel of sarsaparilla.
Make me the best horn player in the whole world.
[horn music]
Make me just like Papa Smurf.
I wanna be Papa Smurf too.
No, make me Papa Smurf. I'm smurfier.
Great smurf. I have to put a stop to this nonsense.
(Brainy) No fair. I was Papa Smurf before you were.
(Handy) No, I am.
(Poet) I'm the smurfiest. I should be Papa Smurf.
What's this? If you're me, then I'm a monkey's uncle.
[jabbering]
It's my turn, Lazy.
No, it's not. You're a smurf with a face like a troll.
Oh, no. My beautiful face is ruined.
You're a smurf with big ears
and a long tail and hair all over.
[jabbering]
This is a fine kettle of smurf.
That magic egg is turning my little Smurfs into monsters
and nobody will listen to me. I've got to get rid of it
before it makes monkeys of us all.
(Brainy) Let's hide the egg
and take turns smurfing our own wishes.
(Poet) Yeah, we'll keep it just for us.
It's gone. Well, there's another way to handle this.
Uh, hi, Papa Smurf, and, Papa Smurf..
...and, uh, you too, Papa Smurf. Heh.
(Brainy) What are you doing in there, Clumsy?
You're the biggest smurfiest oaf in the whole world.
[in deep voice] Uh, what happened to me?
[Brainy yells] Yeow!
(Brainy) Run for your smurf.
[Smurfette yells]
Uh, what's going on, Smurfette? Huh?
Huh? How'd you get so small?
Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf!
Antidote, antidote. It must be here somewhere.
Papa Smurf.
Oh, my. You're not Papa Smurf. What are you doing in here?
[jabbers]
Papa Smurf wouldn't like you being in here.
Go on, now. Shoo. Out, out, out.
[Papa jabbering]
- Big Mouth's egg. - Big Mouth!
Mmm. Big Mouth happy now.
Smurfs bring back egg.
Get down from there, you silly monkey.
Papa Smurf will be back any minute now.
And now some essence of smurfroot.
(Smurfette) 'Just wait till Papa Smurf finds out.'
Oh, Papa Smurf. Papa Smurf, I thought..
Quickly, Smurfette. We must find that magic egg
before it smurfs any more damage.
[crunch] Ah, ooh!
[yells]
That egg must be around here someplace, Azrael.
Never mind, Azrael. I found it.
(Poet) Oh, hi, Papa Smurf.
[Brainy gulps] Um, hi, Papa Smurf.
(Handy) Smurfy day today, right, Papa Smurf?
Now, where is the magic egg?
- We'll show you. - It's there, Papa Smurf.
Come on. We'll show you where it is.
(Brainy) Come on, hurry up, let's go.
Azrael, my magic egg.
At last! Now I can polish off
those revolting little smurfs
once and for all.
[cackles]
What shall we have first, Azrael?
How about Smurfs on a platter?
[cackles]
Bring us two smurfs on a platter.
What's this? I ordered smurfs.
Not these scrawny yucks!
- Who's a scrawny? - Who's a yuck?
Magic egg, fetch me a nice, plump..
No, no, no, make it the biggest, plumpest smurf of them all.
[cackles]
Uh, would some Smurf tell me what's going on?
[Gargamel yells]
Run for your life!
Gee, hi, Papa Smurf. I sure wish--
Don't smurf a word, Clumsy.
Magic egg, I want everything to be like it was before.
Now, after all I've seen today
there's just one more magic wish to make.
Oh, boy. Another magic wish.
Because you've all been so selfish and silly
and un-Smurf-like with your wishes
I want this magic egg to disappear
never to be smurfed again.
[Smurfs groan]
Well, I'm glad that's over with.
Cake or no cake, this has been a Smurfday to remember.
Look what I found. Pretty smurfy, huh?
[laughs]
Oh, no!
(Greedy) Yippee! Now we can make more wishes.
Another magic egg.
[all clamoring]
[laughing]
(Greedy) I'm first, and I want..
[boom]
[laughs]
Got you, didn't I?
[Jokey laughs]
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