(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in the forest
there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.
They call themselves Smurfs.
They were good.
[theme music]
Then there was Gargamel, the evil wizard.
He was bad.
Oh, I hate Smurfs.
I'll get you, I'll get all of you
if it's the last thing I ever do!
[evil laughter]
Unh!
Oh, I'll get you.
I'll find your village someday. You'll be sorry!
(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there
and if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.
And if you are good, you may just
catch a glimpse of the Smurfs.
(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in the forest
there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.
They call themselves Smurfs.
They were good.
[theme music]
Then there was Gargamel, the evil wizard.
He was bad.
Oh, I hate Smurfs.
I'll get you, I'll get all of you
if it's the last thing I ever do!
[evil laughter]
Unh!
Oh, I'll get you.
I'll find your village someday. You'll be sorry!
(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there
and if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.
And if you are good, you may just
catch a glimpse of the Smurfs.
[theme music]
[roaring in distance]
[bird squawks]
[squeals]
[roaring]
And the great knights of the Round Table
were the most virtuous and courageous of all.
In fact, I wrote "An Ode to a Knight."
[clears throat]
"O knight so bold in the night so cold what is--"
I could've been the greatest knight of all
if I wasn't a Smurf.
What's wrong with being a Smurf?
Oh, nothing. But have you ever seen a Smurf knight?
I hate knights. And days.
There's no maiden I couldn't rescue.
No dragon I couldn't slay. No--
Oh, look!
(Greedy) 'The bridge over the River Smurf.'
Come on!
I hate fires.
I'll, uh, tell Papa Smurf.
[all clamoring]
Smurf some more water on that tree, Hefty.
Clumsy, it's flaming up on your left.
Uh, my left?
The left, Clumsy, the left.
Uh, oh!
Not funny, Clumsy.
- Faster, faster! - We need more water.
(Vanity) Smurf it up, Brainy.
(Grouchy) I hate fire.
[all clamoring]
Ah! Boy, that was some fire. I'm so tired, I could go to..
[snores]
How did that terrible fire start, Papa Smurf?
I don't know, Smurfette.
I'm just glad it didn't reach the village.
[bell ringing]
- That's the fire alarm. - The village, quickly.
Handy, Hefty, get the fire truck.
The rest, form a line from the well.
Oh, uh, gee. Uh..
Thank you, Clumsy, for putting out my beard.
Huh? Oh, uh, right. Anytime, Papa Smurf.
[explosion nearby]
(Papa) 'All my chemicals, my books.'
(Hefty) 'Look out, Papa Smurf!'
(Handy) What in smurf's name started these fires?
Well, whoever it was
I'd like to teach them a few things. I'd like to--
(Brainy) Papa Smurf. Papa Smurf, come quick.
Look what I found. What kind are they?
These are the footprints of a dragon.
(all) A dragon?
And it could return any time.
We must have an emergency meeting.
These books are all I saved from my laboratory.
And without my potions and formulas
our village has little protection from the dragon.
'So we must start building our new armament now.'
What we really need is a knight to protect us, Papa Smurf.
Yes, Poet. But I don't know of any knights
that would protect a Smurf.
[whispering indistinctly]
Are you serious, Hefty?
Absosmurfly.
Would someone tell me what we're waiting for?
I'm missing my beauty sleep.
[yawns] Did some Smurf say..
[snoring]
I hate waiting.
Hefty just said to be here, and that it was important.
[playing off-key]
Lady and gentlesmurfs, may I present Sir Hefty.
[all gasp]
Hefty, what are you doing?
I am going to slay the dragon.
(all) Slay the dragon?
Hefty, have you gone stark raving smurf?
You're no match for a big, nasty old dragon.
Ha! You mean he's no match for me.
[laughs]
This is a joke. Right, Hefty? Tell me it's a..
[laughs]
A joke.
It's no joke. I'm going to save the village from the dragon.
(Smurfette) 'Be careful, Hefty.'
(all) 'Bye, Hefty. Good luck.'
And remember, don't tell Papa Smurf.
(all) 'We promise, Hefty.'
Hmm.
Now, how do I find the dragon?
He probably heard I was coming and it scared him off.
[dragon roaring in distance]
Then again, maybe he didn't hear I was coming.
[stammers] Look out, Mr. Dragon, here comes Hefty.
Alright, Hefty, let's see how brave you really are.
[gasping]
[roaring]
Yee-ow!
[roaring]
Smurf up to it, Hefty. You're only a little Smurf.
A three-apples-high, blue-faced Smurf.
You'll never be a real knight.
When I get back to the village, all the Smurfs are gonna laugh.
O smurf is me! What'll I do? [horse neighs nearby]
What's that?
A knight. A real knight.
[Hefty coughing]
[Hefty sneezes]
I wonder if he would protect a Smurf.
There's only one way to find out.
[hoofbeats nearby]
They still be after me. A hideout is what I need.
[panting]
Not even enough to buy meself a meat pie.
Ah, what I wouldn't give for a good meal and a bit of grog.
(Hefty) Uh, excuse me, Mr. Knight.
Who's there? Show yourself.
Uh, me, Hefty Smurf.
Blimey, a talking mouse.
I'm not a mouse, I'm a Smurf.
A Smurf? Uh, are you alone?
(Hefty) 'Yes, sir.'
Good.
[clatter]
Are you a real knight?
Of course. I'm Sir Lancelout of the king's Round Table.
A knight of the Round Table?
The very same.
Oh, um..
Then you probably wouldn't be interested in a job.
What kind of a job, my little friend?
- Protecting my village. - Is your village well hidden?
Oh, yes, sir. No one can find our village.
Uh, uh, what of food and drink?
All you want.
[laughs] Then I accept.
Oh, thank you, Sir Lancelout. Thank you.
[snoring]
Lazy, hasn't Papa Smurf told you..
[horse whinnies]
[Smurfette gasps] Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
Smurfs, this is Sir Lancelout, knight of the Round Table.
[all exclaiming]
And he's going to protect our village from the dragon.
(all) 'Hooray!'
Dragon? You never mentioned a dragon.
Oh, you know
he's just one of the ordinary, fire-breathing kind.
'No problem for you, Sir Lancelout.'
[Smurfs cheer]
Ah, Papa Smurf, isn't he absosmurfly wonderful?
Mm.
[humming]
Hi, Greedy. What are you making?
Delicious, mouthwatering cakes, Smurfette.
Ooh. Could you make one for little old me?
I want to give one to Sir Lancelout.
Sorry, Smurfette, but these are all for Sir Lancelout.
'I think he's the smurfiest.'
Hi, Poet, what you doing?
Creating, Smurfette, creating.
Ooh. Could you do me a big favor
and write me a poem for Sir Lancelout?
Oh, no. I'm already giving him a poem.
It's called "Ode to the Knight."
How's that, Sir Lancelout?
I'd say that was perfect, shorty.
Uh, Handy. My name's Handy. Anything else I can do for you?
Yes. Knock all the dents out of my armor.
[humming]
Hey, Handy, what in smurf's name are you doing?
Sir Lancelout wants me to knock out the dents.
But he wants me to shine it.
Knocking out dents is more important.
[armor rumbling]
Hey, Handy! Stop! Stop!
[humming]
My cakes! My beautiful cakes!
Actually, old chap perhaps tomorrow would be
a better day to hunt the dragon.
I'm tired from my journey.
But that's what you said yesterday, Sir Lancelout.
[chuckles] Yes, well, it was a long journey.
Hmm.
Handy? Hefty? Where is every Smurf?
Hmm, I'll bet I know where they are.
Ah, this is the life.
When are you gonna fight the dragon, Sir Lancelout?
Soon, shorty, soon.
But first I must rest up.
Vanquishing a dragon takes great strength and courage.
(all) 'Ooh! Aah!'
Something tells me this knight isn't all he says he is.
Here, Mr. Knight.
[giggling]
- For me? What is it? - It's a surprise.
[giggles]
(Brainy) 'Sir Lancelout, no!'
My smurfberry surprise.
Heh-heh. Sorry about that, Jokey.
No Smurf is perfect.
Enough, enough. I want to sleep now.
I called this secret meeting because our village
could be attacked again at any time by the dragon.
But I am here to talk to you about Sir Lancelout.
I believe he is not a knight at all
but a common thief and a coward..
Huh?
...who has no intention
of ever fighting the dragon.
[all muttering]
- But, Papa Smurf-- - 'Wait, Hefty, hear me out.'
I have a plan that will tell us the truth about Sir Lancelout.
'We'll build a fake dragon to attack the village.'
(Papa) 'And what our so-called knight does..'
'...will tell us the truth about him.'
'We'll get to work on our plan first thing in the morning.'
A plan, is it?
Well blimey, I'll just see about that.
Hefty, how would you like to be my knight's apprentice?
[stammers] Knight's apprentice?
Yes. Which means you must be virtuous
and honorable and always tell the truth.
Always tell the truth?
(Lancelout) 'Otherwise, you can never become a knight.'
Oh.
(Handy) 'Alright, Clumsy'
'pull that lever on the right.'
(Clumsy) 'Uh, okay, Handy.'
(Handy) No, no, Clumsy. The lever on the right, the right!
Uh, okay, Handy.
That's a smurfy-looking dragon, Handy.
I'm just testing him now, Papa Smurf. Any time, Clumsy.
Lazy, let's hear the roar.
[Lazy snores]
Uh, as you can see, Papa Smurf
I've got some rough spots to iron out.
But it'll be ready to go this afternoon.
Very good, Handy.
Well, if that dragon ever shows up again, we'll be ready.
With or without Sir Lancelout.
I don't know what I'm gonna do, Smurfette.
Papa Smurf said to keep the fake dragon a secret.
But now that I'm a knight's apprentice, I feel like, uh..
- You should tell Sir Lancelout? - Yeah.
Hefty, you have to do what Papa Smurf says.
Papa knows best.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
[moans]
That's the way, Hefty. Ha ha.
You'll make a chipper of a knight.
You're brave, honorable, you always tell the truth.
No, I don't, Sir Lancelout.
(Lancelout) Oh? Um..
It's a secret. I can't tell you about the fake dragon.
(Lancelout) A fake dragon, eh?
So they're putting me to a little test, huh?
Uh, don't worry, Hefty. I'll pass with flying colors.
[Lancelout chuckling]
(Lancelout) 'Egad, hurry it up, Hefty.'
'I've got a dragon to slay.'
[Lancelout laughing]
[grunts]
Here, Sir Lancelout.
[panting]
I'm ready. Bring on the bloody dragon.
You're not gonna hurt it, are you Sir Lancelout?
Hurt it? Of course not. I just want to scare it a little.
[to himself] And teach them a lesson.
[laughing]
[whistling]
They're ready. Brainy, you're on.
Don't worry, Papa Smurf, I won't let you down.
You can always count on me, Papa Smurf. I always say--
- Go, Brainy. - Yes, Papa Smurf.
Smurfette, tell the others to get ready
'and listen for the alarm bell.'
Yes, Papa Smurf.
I hope I'm right.
[snoring]
(Brainy) 'Sir Lancelout! Sir Lancelout!'
- 'The dragon's coming!' - Huh? What?
The-the dragon. The-the dragon.
You've gotta save us, Sir Lancelout.
Oh, it's a disaster. Oh, it's terrible.
But of course I will.
You will? I mean, "Oh, you will."
Hefty, my sword.
(Hefty) Whoa!
[Hefty panting]
Wait here, my little friends
whilst I slay this dastardly dragon.
Hey, maybe he really is a knight of the Round Table.
Not maybe, he is.
(Handy) 'Turn right, Clumsy.'
(Clumsy) 'Uh, right, Handy.'
(Handy) 'Right, Clumsy, right.'
(Clumsy) 'Uh, yeah, right. Hah-ha!'
(Handy) 'Lazy, get ready to roar.'
[Lazy snoring]
(Handy) 'Lazy!'
(Lazy) 'Wha.. Oh, uh, yeah.'
[Lazy roars]
(Handy) 'Is the fire breath ready, Greedy?'
(Greedy) 'No problem. Watch this.'
[roars]
(Handy) 'Good roar, Lazy.'
(Lazy) 'Roar?'
(Handy) 'What are we stopping for?'
We bumped into a big scaly tree.
(all) 'Scaly tree?'
(Lazy) 'Uh, better make that a big scaly dragon.'
[roaring]
(all) 'Let's smurf out of here!'
[snorts]
[roaring nearby]
Here they come. Get ready.
Ah, I look perfect.
[roaring]
Alright, my little Smurfs. You know what to do.
Make it look real.
(Jokey) It's the dragon.
(Poet) Help! Help! The dragon's coming.
(Vanity) Smurf for your lives.
(Grouchy) I hate dragons.
[all screaming]
No, no, the dragon..
Oh, please, spare me, great scaly beast.
Let's not overdo it, Vanity.
Come on, you miserable lizard.
You've finally met your match.
Am I wrong? Impossible. I'm hardly ever wrong.
[roaring]
Watch where you're smurfing, Handy.
Handy, is that you?
Papa Smurf, that's the real dragon.
I must warn my Smurfs.
[all screaming]
Run, my little Smurfs. That dragon is real.
(all) Real?
[dragon roaring]
Smurf for your lives!
(Greedy) The dragon's real?
(Clumsy) Ah! Let me out of here.
Hefty! The dragon, it's real! Papa Smurf said.
Oh, no! Sir Lancelout thinks it's a fake.
Come and meet your master, miserable beast.
Sir Lancelout, the dragon's not a fake, it's real.
Real? Do you mean..
(Hefty) Look out!
Real?
Blimey, let me out of here!
(Hefty) 'He-he really isn't a knight.'
He's nothing but a-a coward.
(Smurfette) 'Hefty, look out!'
[screams]
Don't worry, Smurfette, I'll protect you.
Oh, Hefty, be careful.
Ready, aim, fire!
[roars]
[giggles]
Here, Mr. Dragon. It's a surprise.
[giggles]
[roaring]
I've gotta get him outta the village
or he'll destroy the whole place.
You're nothing but a big pile of scales, dragon.
[roars]
Smurf me if you can.
Smurfette, tell Papa Smurf to open the dam
when I reach the bridge.
Okay, Hefty.
This is the end of the line, big fella.
Time for you to cool off.
[whistles]
(Smurfette) Oh, boo-hoo! Poor Hefty.
He sacrificed himself for us.
He was a brave Smurf.
[all crying]
[sneeze nearby]
(all) 'Hefty!'
- What happened? - We thought you were dead.
[all chattering]
[sneezes]
I dub thee Sir Hefty, knight of the Smurf Table.
Three cheers for Hefty.
- Hip, hip.. - Hooray!
[kisses]
[sneezes]
[theme music]