[theme music]
(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in the forest
there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.
They called themselves Smurfs.
They were good.
[instrumental music]
Then there was Gargamel, the evil wizard.
He was bad.
Oh, I hate smurfs.
I'll get you.
I'll get all of you, if it's the last thing I ever do!
[Gargamel laughing]
[Gargamel grunts]
Oh, I'll get you.
I'll find your village someday. You'll be sorry!
(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there
and if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.
And if you are good, you may just catch
a glimpse of the Smurfs.
[instrumental music]
(Hogatha) 'Nobody outwits Hogatha the witch'
'and gets away with it.'
'And that includes those horrid little smurfs.'
They made a fool of me. They destroyed my magic locket.
They even robbed me of one of my nine lives.
But luckily..
[laughs]
...I have eight more in which to get my revenge.
Now, where was I? Oh, yes.
Blast of bat breath.
[coughing]
A dash of toad spit, and voila.
[sniffs] It's ready.
[sniffs] Yuck!
[squawking]
Here's to the smurfs and their downfall.
[burps]
[groaning]
[snorts]
[screams]
[explosion]
I-I did it. I'm a smurf.
Whoopie!
Oh, it's a perfect transformation.
[gasps] Except I.. I-I haven't got a tail.
Drat. I'll just have to make one.
[grunts] Oh, my. Oh..
This isn't going to be easy.
[panting]
This pea should do for starters. I'll just add a splash of color.
There. Now a spot of glue.
And presto. At last, I'm perfect.
Now all I have to do is find one smurf. But where?
Of course. A sarsaparilla field.
It's a disgustingly sweet-smelling place.
Sure to attract disgustingly sweet smurfs.
[laughs]
[Vanity humming]
[sighs] A smurf of beauty is a joy forever.
Oh, brother.
- Hello, fellow smurf. - Oh, hi.
- Have some sarsaparilla leaf. - Oh, uh, yes, sure.
[gags] This is terrible.
Uh, terribly good, that is.
[coughing]
Say, didn't you love smurfing with Papa Smurf
at the smurf yester-smurf?
Huh? Oh, uh, yes, of course I did.
What in the world is he talking about?
Well, we'd better smurf back to the village.
The village? Oh, now we're getting somewhere.
[snorts]
Places, everybody. Places.
Oh, boy. It's time to celebrate the Smurfs' smurf.
And time for me to celebrate my revenge.
[laughs]
You there, smurf. Where are you going?
Oh, uh, I was just, uh..
Get back in line. The celebration is about to start.
Alright, smurfs. Hit it.
Uh..
[Hogatha sings nervously]
Whoops!
[Hogatha stammering]
[instrumental music]
Oh, sorry.
[laughs]
Hold it. You were snorting instead of smurfing.
Oh, uh, was I?
[snorts]
[all laughing]
You'd better go elsewhere, Snorty Smurf
until you learn to stop causing trouble.
Stop causing trouble? But I've only just begun.
[laughs]
[snorts]
Aha!
[sniffs]
Mmm. Not bad.
A little poison root-rot
should spice things up considerably.
[laughs]
[bell ringing]
Soup's on. Come and get it.
- Boy, I'm starving. - Sure am hungry.
I hate hungry.
[all murmuring]
Eat hearty, smurfs.
Aren't you having any, Snorty?
Oh, uh, no, thanks. I'm not very hungry.
Must be slow-working poison.
Uh, you sure you're all feeling okay?
- Sure. Oh, yeah. - Never better.
But frankly, Snorty Smurf, we're worried about you.
- You're so jittery. - And you're not eating.
- Now, open wide. - No, uh, please.
[snorts] I'm on a low-poison diet.
Ooh, I mean, uh..
I think I just need a breath of stale air.
[laughs]
I must find out what went wrong.
'Dirty laundry?'
[groaning]
What a washout. Oh, but I'll get them yet. I will. I will.
How could I make this a bridge over troubled waters?
[snorts]
Snorty Smurf, I got a surprise for you.
For me? Oh, you shouldn't have.
boom
[laughs]
Why, you little smurf aleck. I'm going to.. Wait.
He just gave me a brilliant idea.
[snoring]
[chuckling]
[Jokey laughing]
Phew!
My dear little smurfs, this is indeed a grand occasion.
'It's thanks to your hard smurf'
'we were able to smurf this smurf of art'
'which will finally allow us to smurf to the other side.'
If I never hear the word "Smurf" again, it will be too soon.
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
[all cheering]
Toodle-loo, my little blue suckers.
♪ La la lala la la lala la ♪
♪ La la lala.. ♪♪
Oh, some sneaky, dishonest little smurf
must have sabotaged my sabotage.
Hey, Snorty, what are you doing over there?
Come on.
I must find another plan. I must.
kaboom
[screams]
splash
[all murmuring]
Help! Smurfs! Help!
Save me.
I'll save you, Snorty.
'Help!'
Help! Save me!
Help! Help!
Grab a hold of this rope, Hefty.
'Alright, smurfs. Pull, pull, pull.'
[all grunting]
- 'Are you alright?' - 'Smurf it easy.'
[all murmuring]
Hmm, what could have possibly caused the bridge to collapse?
Hmm.
Smurfs, I have some shocking news.
Today's accident on the bridge was no accident.
[all gasp]
'There is a smurf among us.'
Uh, oops..
A smurf? Who could possibly smurf such a thing?
[all murmuring]
It's getting dangerous around here.
I better plot my revenge elsewhere.
[snorts]
[yells]
Huh? Gosh, somebody lost their tail.
Uh-oh.
Phew. It, uh, wasn't me.
Oh, Papa Smurf. Is this your tail?
Tail? Name of a smurf.
The smurf among us is a fake smurf.
Turn around.
Ouch!
- Why'd you pinch me? - To see if your tail was real.
A fake smurf would not have yelled.
Now, quickly, call the others.
I've got it. Tonight, while everyone's asleep
I'll burn the village down.
[laughs]
Snorty, come quick.
Papa Smurf has something important to tell us.
Smurfs, there is an impostor among us.
A fake smurf with a fake tail.
[gasps] Uh-oh.
- Is your tail real? - Are you a fake smurf?
[smurfs murmuring]
Hey, Snorty. Turn around.
Out of my way. Out of my way.
[snorts]
Hey, stop. It's the fake smurf!
[all screaming]
- 'Hey, come out.' - 'Open up.'
[smurfs shouting]
You in there. Who are you?
(Hogatha) 'I am Hogatha, the wicked, but ravishing witch.'
[Hogatha snorts]
I'm making a magic brew to return me to normal.
Then I'll stamp you out. I'll squash you all.
[Hogatha laughs]
Hurry, we must break the door down.
A few more blasts of toad spit, and..
[explosion]
[snorts] It's ready.
[gasps]
(Papa Smurf) 'We're too late.'
[groaning]
boom
I've got you now, you little blue buttinskies.
Wait a minute. You're all so tall.
- No, it's you who are small. - Stay away from me.
[groans]
Quick, smurf her before she gets away.
(Hogatha) 'Wait, I-I-I can explain everything.'
[chuckles] I-I didn't mean all those nasty little things I said.
I was only kidding.
I-I-I just wanted to be one of you.
Don't you believe your dear old Aunt Hogatha?
(all) No!
Look, can't we go to my place and discuss this
over some nice, warm hemlock and chalky-chip cookies?
Aw, gee, maybe we should.
Then again, maybe we shouldn't.
Alright, Hogatha. This is the end of the line.
Oh, no, please.
You'll never hear my snort in the village again.
[snorts] I...promise.
Never cross this line again, you trouble-making witch.
Now, be gone, and may your shrunken size
be a lesson to you to mend your evil ways.
Oh, thank you. Ha ha.
[snorting] Thank you. Ha ha.
Mm. They haven't seen the last of me.
I still have plenty of lives left, you know.
I'll get even. I'll get even.
♪ Da da da dada ♪
♪ Da dada da da ♪
♪ Da dada da da ♪♪
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