[theme song]
♪ La-la la-la la-la sing a happy song ♪
♪ La-la la-la la-la smurf the whole day long ♪
[whistling]
Smurf along with me.
[whistling]
(Papa Smurf) Simple as can be.
♪ Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin ♪
♪ Happy things will come to you ♪
So smurf yourself a grin.
[dramatic music]
[fire crackling]
Oh, I hate smurfs!
Ah.. Ooh!
♪ La-la la-la la-la now you know the tune ♪
[trumpet music]
♪ You'll be smurfing soon ♪♪
[theme music]
[indistinct chatter]
[tapping]
[instrumental music]
[applauding]
Ahem, the Smurf Players proudly present
"The Amazing Adventures Of Robin Smurf
And His Merry Smurfs."
[all cheering]
Thanks to my brilliant directorial abilities
this will be the smurfiest play ever!
Smurf this show on the road, Brainy!
In fact, I am probably the greatest director
in the history of the world.
(Hefty) 'Smurf off the stage, Brainy!'
(all) We want Robin Smurf! We want Robin Smurf!
- We want Robin Smurf! - Open the show!
[clamoring]
(Brainy) 'I'm also an incredibly gifted actor as you'll soon see.'
[eggs splattering]
Actually, I am so talented
I hardly believe it myself.
I don't think genius is too strong a word.
[Smurfs cheering]
I hate geniuses!
[instrumental music]
[snoring]
[applauding]
[indistinct chatter]
[door slams]
Uh, just.. Uh-huh..
Oh, uh, uh..
Hello, Your Smurfness.
Good day, Your Smurfness.
Well, did you fools collect the taxes
from the serf smurf?
Well, um, actually, uh, uh..
They were stolen, Prince John.
By Robin Smurf.
Robin Smurf! Robin Smurf!
[audience laughing]
That's all I hear from you smurfcompoops.
Maid Marian, smurf in here.
[audience cheering]
[laughing]
Maid Marian, I need a plan
to defeat that wretched robber Robin Smurf.
Oh, Prince John, then you need
the most brilliant, ruthless, feared smurf
in all of Nottingsmurf.
You're right. The sheriff of Nottingsmurf.
Sheriff, smurf in here.
You called, Brainy?
[audience laughing]
thud
Oh, uh, uh, I mean, sir.
[laughing]
[grunting] I-I'll smurf this right back for you, Brainy.
Uh, oh, gee! Uh, I'm sorry, sire.
Uh, I mean, uh, Brainy. Uh, uh, I mean..
[audience laughing]
There you are, Brainy, just like a real castle.
Sheriff, you are the key in my plan
to defeat Robin Smurf.
What is my plan to defeat Robin Smurf?
We'll need lots of smurfberry.
Yes, smurfberries. Follow me.
In here are the taxes I ruthlessly collected
from every peasant smurf in this smurfdom.
'That blasted Robin Smurf has managed to steal all the rest'
and smurf it back to, yuck, the poor.
Sheriff, your job is to..
- Uh, what is his job? - Put on a disguise.
Put on a disguise.
Then what?
Ride into Smurfwood Forest
with these smurfberries.
Uh, yes.
Ride into Smurfwood Forest with these smurfberries.
Then what?
Trick Robin Smurf
into attacking you
and then capture him yourself.
- 'Got that?' - Well, I, uh..
You three fools go with him.
I'd love to, but fly needs to be fed.
I'm sure the sheriff can handle it. Ta-ta. Cheerio.
I have some nap schedule.
If you don't go, I'll throw you all in the dungeon.
- Count me in. - Great plan.
Who needs a nap?
♪ Oh in love and this merry life ♪
♪ With Robin Smurf in Smurfwood ♪
♪ And had they the chance to take our place ♪
♪ We know that every serf would ♪♪
Hi. You're all fine lads. Fine lads!
(Robin Smurf) 'Ah!'
Ow, please be more careful, Little John.
I hate to see a thing of beauty damaged.
(Maid Marian) 'Robin? Robin?'
Maid Marian, you look ravishing, radiant, beautiful.
Why, you're almost as smurfy as me.
The sheriff's on his way here with smurfberries.
He's going to try to trick you.
The sheriff, trick me?
[laughing]
Here they smurf now, Robin!
Smurf into position, Merry Smurfs.
They would have to come at lunch time.
I hate to eat and run.
Oh, gee, uh, we're just defenseless travelers
journeying through a scary forest.
Here they smurf, Robin. Let's smurf 'em.
There's time. There's time.
Does my cap look smurfy enough?
Ah, ah, ah..
I sure hope Robin Smurf doesn't attack us
and take all our smurfberries.
Greetings, nasty knaves.
(together) Robin Smurf! Oh, no!
Yes. Now, smurf over your berry.
No!
You attacked the wrong Smurfs this time, Robin Smurf.
Did I now?
[whistles]
clank
[all gasping]
You knew we were coming.
Shrewd, wouldn't you say?
Ah-ah-atchoo!
ribbit
Help! Help! Robin!
Help! Robin, Help!
Some smurf!
'Help!'
Oh, help!
Please!
Have no fear, Maid Marian dear.
The one and original Robin Smurf is here.
swoosh
Oh, Robin, I love you.
Can't say I blame you.
Have a smurfy ride back, fair maiden
whoever you are.
You know exactly who she is, Robin Smurf.
She told you we were coming, didn't she? Didn't she?
Never smurfed her before in my life.
Farewell, fair maiden.
[croaks]
And as for you four..
[chuckles] ...a thousand thanks
for contributing these berries
and these fine steeds
to the peasants of Nottingsmurf.
Enjoy your walk back, gentle Smurfs.
- Uh, walk? - But I'll be late for my nap.
Get smurfing!
And tell Prince John that until King Richard returns
Robin Smurf and his Merry Smurfs will fight him
to ensure truth, justice and the smurfy way.
Oh, Robin, you dog, you.
You numb Smurfs, you were supposed
to trap Robin Smurf, not the other way around.
You four should be soaking your heads, not your feet.
But, sire, I know Maid Marian
smurfed Robin Smurf that we were coming.
Absosmurfly impossible.
Maid Marian loves me with all her smurf.
Ah, I still remember the first moment
she ever saw me.
Cupid's arrow entered her smurfy little heart.
[gasps] An idea!
I just had another brilliant idea.
I'll hold an archery tournament.
Robin Smurf won't be able to resist.
But, uh, gee, sire.
Robin Smurf will win everything.
Of course, you nincomsmurf, that is the idea.
Even if he comes disguised, we'll all know who he is.
Uh, we will? Uh, how we know?
Because he'll be the winner.
And then we'll smurf him.
[laughs]
[laughing]
[hammering]
Ah! Ouch! Ooh!
Oh, I hammered sure hard on my fingers.
(both) "An archery tournament tomorrow."
Smurtastic!
♪ La-la la-la-la la-la la-la-la ♪♪
(Prince John) 'It's me darling dearest, Sir Wonder Smurf.'
Come in.
Uh, my little buttercup.
Getting ready for the tournament, I see.
This tournament is my most brilliant plan
in a long string of brilliant plans.
It's all a trap to catch Robin Smurf.
[laughs]
[gasps] It is?
I-I-I mean, oh, that is a brilliant plan.
[chuckles] And do you know what Sir Flynn thinks?
That you're a friend of Robin Smurf.
[laughs] Isn't that ridiculous?
- Yes, ridiculous. - Just think.
Once Robin Smurf's out of my hair, we can marry.
Won't that be wondersmurf?
Uh, yes, ridiculous.
Uh, we'll be so happy together. You're lucky to have me.
Maidens all over the smurfdom
would give their eye, teeth to marry me.
I mean, look at what they are getting.
[intense music]
Ready, Robin? Smurf away!
You're gonna win the tournament easy, Robin.
Yeah, you're the smurfiest archer in all of Nottingsmurf.
I know, I know.
[blows]
[all cheering]
Robin, Robin, it's a trap!
Robin, Robin, don't go to the tournament.
It's a trap. It's one of Prince John's ridiculous traps.
Oh, do not worry, Maid Marian. I'm going in disguise.
No, Robin. He'll be waiting for you.
Please, don't go.
Not to worry, Maid Marian.
After all, the peasants have a right to see
my brilliant archery.
Right, Merry Smurfs?
(all) Right, Robin.
What did I tell you?
[indistinct chatter]
"Uh, uh, lady and gentlesmurfs
the smurfiest archer in the royal court.."
[mumbles]
[snoring]
[clears throat] "The sheriff of Nottingsmurf."
(all) Whoopee.
Gee, uh, all I gotta do
is smurf that big red dot, right?
creak creak
[chuckles] That looks pretty simple.
[screams]
That imbecile.
Sir Fairbanks.
"Uh, the sheriff of Nottingsmurf."
No, no, you fool, the arrow. The arrow!
Oh, yeah. The arrow.
How about a little enthusiasm, peasants?
(all) Hurray.
Is there any Smurf who can beat that?
Of course, me.
[indistinct chatter]
Oh, Robin.
[audience gasping]
[cheering]
Sometimes I even amaze my smurf.
Only one Smurf could have done that.
That's Robin Smurf. Arrest him!
[indistinct chatter]
Throw him in the dungeon.
[gasps]
thud
[door shutting]
And chain him.
That doesn't bother me, Prince John. A-ha-ha-ha.
- And chain his wrist. - No problem. A-ha-ha-ha.
- And take his bow and arrow. - A-ha-ha-ha.
- Take his mirror. - A-ha-ha-ha.
No, no, anything but that.
You're through, Robin Smurf.
Through! Through! Through!
You'll rot in here for the rest of your days.
Did some Smurf say rot?
[door slams]
[audience applauding]
[indistinct chatter]
[tapping]
[instrumental music]
[cheering]
Smurf the show on the road, Brainy.
- 'Yay!' - 'Bravo, bravo, bravo!'
[audience laughing]
[clamoring]
Who's there?
- Uh-ha. - Uh-ha.
- Ah-ha. - Ah-ha.
Uh-ha. Oh.
If there's one thing I can't stand
is peasants that eat well.
Search for smurfberries.
- I'll try in here. - I'll search the trash.
- I'll check the bed. - 'I'll look here.'
Hm..
Ah!
They smurfed this from Robin Smurf.
Arrest them!
(both) Oh, no, please, we are innocent.
Chain them with the others. Ha-ha-ha!
When Robin Smurf finds out about this, he'll rescue us.
Yes, Robin Smurf, he'll save us.
[laughs] Oh, then you haven't heard.
Hi, guys.
Ha! So much for your Robin Smurf.
Let's smurf outta here.
[instrumental music]
What do we smurf now?
We're not very many Smurfs without Robin.
I'm so worried about Robin, I can't do anything.
I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't rhyme.
Me, too. I can't eat, I can't eat, and I can't eat.
chomp chomp
Well, that's not totally true.
(Maid Marian) 'Little John, by a smurf!'
Maid Marian?
What are you smurfing here this time of night?
Here, put these clothes on. I have a plan to free Robin.
creak
Let's get smurfing.
thud
Ah, free once more. How lucky for the world.
So far so good, Robin. No Smurf has seen us.
What kind of numb Smurf
would be up at this time of night anyway?
- Oh! - Oh!
Oh, gee, uh, who are you Smurfs?
Uh, we're, uh, we're guards, sheriff.
Moving the prisoners to another jail.
Gee, uh, I hadn't heard anything about that.
Don't we look like guards?
Yeah, uh, I guess so.
Too bad for you, Robin Smurf. You'll be in jail forever.
[laughs]
You're a heartless Smurf, sheriff.
[all laughing]
Maid Marian, now that I've taken care
of that rogue, Robin Smurf
I feel I can ask you something.
[chuckles]
Maid Marian will you..
Uh, 12 o'clock, and all smurfing.
Not now, you nincomsmurf.
But, uh, I-I-I just wanted you to know
that the guards are movin' Robin Smurf.
- Fine! Fine! - Ah! Ooh!
As I was saying..
Guards? Moving Robin Smurf?
Stop! Stop in the name of the law!
Robin!
Flee no more, peasants
whilst I and my Merry Smurfs
fight selflessly on your behalf.
What's our strategy, Robin?
Strategy? Let's smurf out of here.
After them. We can't let them smurf away.
Lower the drawbridge.
[all clamoring]
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
- Great smurf! - What should we smurf, Robin?
Robin? Robin?
Ah, you are an inspiring sight, Robin.
Robin, hurry! We're trapped at the drawbridge!
Some of these spots will never come out.
snap
creak creak creak
(all) Hurray!
Robin, there is no Smurf like you.
So true, Little John, so true.
Smurf back here, you brazen highway Smurfs.
Au revoir, Prince John.
snap
[all groaning]
[laughing]
Some Smurf's going to pay for this and she'll pay dearly.
Uh, 12:35, and all smurfy.
All is not smurfy, you nincomsmurf.
[instrumental music]
Oh, my Merry Smurfs, it's good to have me back.
(all) Yay!
Aye, it is, Robin.
We love you, Robin.
Yay! Robin! Yay!
Thank you, my Merry Smurfs. I love all of you, too.
Did I say that?
[Smurfs laughing]
- 'Robin, Robin!' - 'Robin, Robin!'
What's wrong, noble peasant?
Prince John has thrown Maid Marian into the tower.
- 'The tower?' - Yeah, the tower!
He knows she helped you escape.
This time Prince John has smurfed too far.
[instrumental music]
Now that I have divided the smurfdom in half
I shall tax this half ruthlessly
and this half mercilessly.
[laughs]
[laughing]
Ready, Robin?
Ready. Smurf away.
whoosh
By the time my numb smurf brother King Richard returns
I shall have declared myself king.
Long smurf the king.
Greetings, miserable knaves.
(all) Robin Smurf!
At your service.
Get him!
Oh.
It's five against one, Robin Smurf.
'You don't stand a chance.'
whoosh
[clattering]
I must be in heaven. Mm-mm.
Could I get a recount?
One, two, three. Uh, uh..
Ten against five?
He stands a chance now.
I'll say now we don't stand a chance.
Uh, how about givin' us couple of your guys?
Cowards, no Smurf's gonna stop me.
Tie them up. I must attend to some heroic matters.
[sobbing]
Help!
'Help, Robin!'
Help! Help!
Let me go, you unsmurthy Smurf!
Let me be king, Robin Smurf
if you know what's smurfy for her.
Hi, guys.
You'll never smurf me, Robin Smurf.
Oh, you meanie!
[clanking]
[grunting]
Anything I can help you with, Merry Smurf?
King Richard, you're back!
What's wrong with my back?
Just kidding.
[laughs]
Could you cut this for me, sire?
The fate of the entire smurfdom depends on it.
Sure.
[trumpet music]
Have a good trip.
[laughs]
[panting] It's hopeless, Robin Smurf.
[panting] Surrender!
[yawns]
Whoa!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
splash
[indistinct chatter]
Robin Smurf, my thanks for protecting
my royal subjects while I was away.
It was the most I could do, sire.
Oh, Robin, you were wondersmurf.
I was, wasn't I?
[kisses]
[crowd cheering]
Marian, there's only one thing smurfier than a kiss from you.
And that's a kiss from me.
Oh, Robin!
[kisses]
[laughing]
[cheering]
[instrumental music]
Thank you, thank you
thank you, my fellow smurfs.
I appreciate your applause because it tells me
you know brilliance when you see it.
I hate brilliance!
There was only one flaw as I see it.
I should have played Robin Smurf.
(Hefty) 'Smurf off the stage, Brainy.'
- 'Yeah.' - 'Yeah, yeah.'
Vanity was so-so
but I would have brought new life to the role.
[laughing]
After all, what Smurf is more dashing..
[laughing]
...and handsome.
[laughing]
Thank you, thank you, thank you..
[Smurfs cheering]
[instrumental music]
[theme music]
[music continues]
[instrumental music]