[theme song]
♪ La la la-la la la sing a happy song ♪
♪ La la la-la la la smurf the whole day long ♪
[whistling]
Smurf along with me.
[whistling]
Simple as can be.
♪ Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin ♪
I hate smiles.
♪ Happy things will come to you ♪
So smurf yourself a grin.
[intense music]
crackle crackle crackle
Ooh, I hate Smurfs.
♪ La la la-la la la now you know the tune ♪
[blows trumpet]
♪ You'll be smurfing soon ♪♪
[theme music]
[instrumental music]
♪ La la la-la la la la la la-la la ♪
♪ La la la-la la la la la la-la la ♪♪
[orchestral music]
[intense music]
(Papa Smurf) 'The village, quickly. Handy, get the fire truck.'
'The rest, form a line to the well.'
Smurf some more water on that tree, Hefty.
Clumsy, it's flaming up on your left.
[clamoring]
[growling]
[thunder rumbling]
[both panting]
[grunts]
- Hefty. - I'm okay, Smurfette.
Keep smurfing.
[thunder rumbling]
[growling]
[both panting]
[horse neighing]
Hyah! Hyah!
Smurfette, smurf for it.
Oh, Hefty. I'm stuck.
Whoa!
[grunting]
Hurry, Hefty. Please, hurry.
(male #1) 'Ho! Ho!'
'Incredible!'
Absolutely incredible!
What are you little creatures?
- Huh! We're not creatures. - We're Smurfs.
Smurfs, eh? Hmm.
'Well, now.'
Well, well, well.
I'd say you two Smurfs will turn me a fair penny.
A penny?
[trumpet music]
(Peewit) 'Alright, sire. You'll love this one.'
'What has two wheels and flies?'
Two wheels and flies? I haven't the slightest idea.
[chuckles] A garbage cart.
Ha-ha-ha. Isn't that the funniest thing
you ever heard, sire?
- No. - No?
- No. - Oh.
Do you like this funny face?
Funny faces. Always funny faces.
Oh. Some song and dance.
♪ Oh you sing a little song ♪
♪ You do a little dance ♪
♪ It sure beats gettin' a kick in the pants ♪♪
Song and dance. Always song and dance
Some juggling.
[yawning] No, no, no.
Everything bores me.
Boring. Huh! He's the one that's boring.
You know, I'm really very talented.
(Johan) 'Yo, Peewit!'
[instrumental music]
whirr whirr whirr
Mmm. Tasty.
- Tell me, Peewit, is the king-- - He's still bored.
And if I bore him, you know it's hopeless, Johan.
Hopeless, hopeless, hopeless.
Well, I may have a cure for that boredom, Peewit.
I've hired a traveling carnival, complete with jugglers.
Hmm. Traveling carnival. Hah!
What can they do that I can't do?
Hey, will you look at that?
A bear costume.
Boy, it sure looks real.
[grunts]
Hmm. I'll bet I could get a few laughs
out of the king, if I wore this.
I'll just see if it fits.
[grunting]
Boy, this head must be glued on.
Come on, you stupid costume. Off with your head.
[pants]
Maybe there's some button somewhere.
Button, button. Who's got the button?
No buttons? What a dumb costume!
(male #2) 'Here, Martin.'
[grunting]
T-T-That's a real b-bear.
Ohh.
Come on, Peewit, this is no time to sleep.
The entertainment is about to begin.
And now, sire, may I start the proceedings
'with the marvelous Garbanzo family?'
[drum roll]
boing
It's not working, Johan.
This is only the first act, Peewit.
- It'll get better. - 'Martin, come back here.'
Hey, look out!
[all yell]
[all grunt]
[both laugh]
Wasn't that funny, sire? Ha-ha-ha!
No? Ha-ha. Hmm.
Next, please.
And the final act of this long day, sire
is the famous Happy Troubadour!
♪ It was a dark and gloomy day ♪
♪ When the farmer's house burned down ♪
♪ His chickens died and his child fell ill ♪
♪ And all of his crops turned brown ♪♪
No, no, no, my good fellow
The king wants a happy song. Happy, happy, happy.
Oh, why didn't you say so?
♪ It was a dark and gloomy day ♪
♪ When the farmer's house burned down ♪
♪ His chickens died his child fell ill ♪
thwack
♪ And all his crops turned brown ♪♪
I told you, Johan. If I can't do it, no one can.
(Herald) 'Sire! Sire!'
A newly-acquired special surprise.
I now present something you have never seen before.
Voila!
What are they?
We're Smurfs. That's what we are.
(all) Smurfs?
But they shouldn't be caged up like that.
Where did you find these Smurfs?
Well, I-I bought them from a woodcutter for only two crown.
Ah. But according to the king's law you must free them
'if they can repay the sum you purchased them for. Right?'
Here, little Smurfs, give these two crowns to your master
and you shall be free.
Oh, thank you, Johan.
What a miserable day's work!
Two crowns.
Tell us, little Smurfs, where did you come from?
The forest. But our village was totally smurfed.
- Totally smurfed? How? - Yeah.
We're the only Smurfs that escaped.
But who could do such a thing?
It was a smurf that smurfs smurf.
You mean it was another Smurf?
No, no, no. It was a big smurf that smurfs smurf.
Yes, and we have to smurf back there, right away.
(Johan) And we shall help you.
Sire, Peewit and I must leave immediately
to find this mysterious Smurf that smurfs smurf.
Then, I'm going, too.
I need a little excitement in my life.
- Yes, sire. - Yes, sire.
[instrumental music]
(king) Wait! Wait! Not so fast.
'Can't we stop, now?'
'I need some rest and refreshments.'
And I need some peace and quiet.
- 'Here we are.' - 'Thank goodness!'
(king) 'Now, I can eat and take a nap.'
We have come to ask your help, Sir Homnibus.
These little Smurfs are in terrible danger.
Yeah. We've been smurfed by a smurf that smurfs smurf.
A smurf that smurfs smurf?
I think it means a witch that casts spells.
Oh, no. That's not it.
- An ogre that hates cheese? - No, no, that's not it, either.
Wait. Wait. We shall try to find the answer in my crystal ball.
[dramatic music]
Quiet, now. I must concentrate.
[tinkling]
Oh, Papa Smurf!
[gasps] He's a prisoner!
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
He cannot hear you, Smurfette.
This is only an image.
But where are the other smurfs?
And what knave is keeping your Papa Smurf prisoner?
That I cannot answer, Johan.
Then, we shall find out.
Smurfette, Hefty, can you lead us to your village?
Well, we're not supposed to tell any humans, but--
We'll show you the way, Johan.
Good. We shall leave immediately.
Johan, take this magic stick on your long journey.
If you need water, tap the ground, say alakazam
and a fountain will appear.
Really? Alakazam.
No! Wait!
thwack
Hey, it works!
How do you turn it off?
Who said there was a way to turn it off?
[instrumental music]
But, Johan, what about our horses?
The way will be too difficult, sire.
You mean we're going to-to walk?
Walking. Always walking.
Farewell, Homnibus!
Goodbye!
And good luck.
[music continues]
[panting]
Perhaps we should turn back, Johan. I'm tired.
No, sire. We must press onward.
Onward.
We made it through, sire.
[panting] At last. Are we in Smurfland?
Not yet, sire.
But it's just a hop, skip and a smurf from here.
Right across that desert.
D-d-d-desert?
[king moaning]
And to think there's a nice, cool well at the castle.
Oh, I wish I was home.
I wish you were, too.
Peewit, it's time to use the magic stick.
Yes. Yes! The magic stick.
Alakazam!
thwack
After you, sire.
slurp
phooey
Yuck! It's salty.
Salty? That's impossible.
slurp
phooey
Yuck!
- Uh-oh. - It can't be.
Homnibus wouldn't do this to us.
slurp
Yuck!
Salty. All salty.
Oh. My kingdom.
My kingdom for a pitcher of chilled grapes.
"My kingdom for a pitcher of chilled grapes."
[gasps] Look! Look! Water!
- Water! - Blessed water!
[slurping]
Ahh!
[theme music]
[chattering]
Hi, squirrel. Hi, bunny. We're home, again.
- Ah. Finally. - Well done, little Smurfs!
- There's our village. - What's left of it.
We shall find the one who did this, little Smurfs.
I promise.
Now, where is this smurf that smurfs smurf?
[growling]
(both) T-t-t-there he is.
[Smurfs whimper]
[growls]
A dragon. Yike!
[growls]
Aye!
Oh!
Ah!
Help! Stop him. He's gonna eat me.
Mama!
Shoo, scat, go away!
You nasty old beast, go, go.
Johan!
[growls]
crackle
Yeow!
[coughs]
Stand back, you overgrown lizard.
[growls]
[dramatic music]
Ay! Too hot to handle.
[whistles]
That's it, big fella. Come on. Come on.
[growls]
crash
Johan! Hurry!
I have you, Peewit!
Oh. Thanks, Johan. Where's the dragon?
I'm afraid he's gone, and got himself stuck.
[grunting]
He's leaving.
[growling]
Where's the king and the little smurfs?
Help! Put me down! I order you!
I am the king.
Let me go!
Uh, no, no. Don't let me go.
Help! Johan!
The poor king. What will we do?
Follow him. It's our only hope, and his.
Come on!
Trouble. Always trouble.
[chomping]
Phooey! Miserable mutton! Nothing ever..
[dragon growling]
[intense music]
Fafnir! Where did you find this old buzzard?
Mind your tongue, sir. I am the king.
Ah, I care nothing for kings.
[laughing]
thud
Laugh while you can.
But when Johan and Peewit come to rescue me
we'll see who laughs last.
There are more of you?
Fafnir! Go, fetch them!
The dragon. Quick, Peewit, hide!
[growling]
He must've...eaten the king.
Not necessarily. Come on.
(Smurfette) 'Oh, how terrible!'
That's all that's left of him.
Perhaps not. He could have escaped into that cave.
[dramatic music]
Is this all you have for me? Fifteen measly diamonds?
You lazy little worms!
If my bag isn't full by tonight
Fafnir will roast your precious Papa Smurf!
Oh, yeah? Let me at him! Let me at him!
No, Hefty. Wait.
p-taff
Now, back to work.
- Hey, Smurfs! - Over here.
- Hefty! - Oh, and Smurfette.
(all) Yay!
- Boy, are we glad to see you! - How'd you find us?
And where's the smurf that smurfs smurf?
[Smurfs gasp]
Wait, Smurfs! It's okay.
These are our friends, Johan and Peewit.
We've come to help you.
'But tell us, who was that scoundrel with the whip?'
His name's Monulf.
It was Monulf and his big smurf that smurfs smurf
who destroyed our village.
Ah. So it is Monulf who controls the dragon.
But where's Papa Smurf?
Uh, Monulf has him hidden in the cave somewhere.
I'll bet he has the king, too.
(Johan) 'Then, we shall rescue them. Come.'
[indistinct chatter]
[intense music]
This must be Monulf's hideaway.
Well, well, well.
Monulf's been even busier than I thought.
- Johan! - Ha!
[Monulf yelps]
The tables have turned, Monulf.
(Smurfs) Ooh.
You're no match for me, boy.
Now, I shall teach you to dance.
p-taff
Sorry, but you're not my type.
Aah!
p-taff
Oh, please. Have mercy, sir. Have mercy.
Lead us to the king and Papa Smurf.
[clamoring]
[door creaking]
(Smurfs) Papa Smurf!
My brave little smurfs.
[Smurfs cheering] Yay, Papa Smurf.
- Are you alright, sire? - Fine, Johan, fine.
[sobbing] This is all so touching.
That's the cave entrance, just ahead.
But you won't get away with this.
Oh, yeah? What's gonna stop us, Mr. Smart Guy?
[dragon snarling]
Youch!
Yipe! The dragon!
[growling]
Quick! Take cover!
[growling]
You'll never get out of here alive.
Never, never, never. Ha-ha-ha.
Fafnir will roast you all.
[laughing]
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
I smurfed another exit.
(all) Yay!
But it's only big enough for smurfs.
(all) Ohhh.
Well, let's take a look, anyway.
- Here they come. - Well, hello.
We found walnuts, hazelnuts, chestnuts and water.
I, uh, found these nuts, Papa Smurf!
Those are snapdragons, Clumsy.
Papa Smurf. Snapdragons. Just what we need to escape.
In the name of smurf! That's right.
Why didn't I think of that?
'Let's smurf some snapdragons. Lots of snapdragons.'
'Smurf to it!'
Sire, help me gather some wood.
'Peewit, find a caldron, quickly.'
But why? Tell me. Tell me.
- 'I'll tell you later.' - Later. Always later.
Fools! You'll never get past Fafnir.
[laughing]
And if we can get Fafnir to drink this snapdragon juice
'he'll sleep like a baby.'
Fafnir! On guard! They want to..
[muffled screams]
[sniffs]
slurp
- Hooray, he's eating it! - How long before he's asleep?
Soon...I hope.
[slurping]
[hiccups]
[snoring]
He's asleep.
Boy, uh-huh. He sure is asleep.
Aw. He's kind of cute when he's sleeping.
- Now, what do we do with him? - Very good question, Peewit.
We can't let him loose, he's much too dangerous.
[snoring]
Fools! There's nothing you can do.
If we could only keep him from spitting fire. Hmm.
It is written in the smurf books
'that a dragon that can't spit fire, is no longer dangerous.'
That's it, Papa Smurf. Peewit, the magic stick.
Don't tell me you're thirsty for salty water.
No, no. I shall give a part of it to a little smurf
'who must enter the dragon's mouth and put out his fire.'
(all) Oh.
Try it, Papa Smurf.
Alakazam!
I will leave right away.
Have courage, Papa Smurf.
Soon I'll be free. Ha-ha-ha.
My smurfness, it certainly is dark in here.
Uh, uh, actually I-I'm not really afraid
but I'll, I'll just whistle a tune to smurf up some courage.
[whistles]
Uh, it's hard to whistle when your teeth are chattering.
Ah, a glimmering.
Oh, my! That's a real blast furnace, he's got there.
Phew. Oh, this heat is unbearable.
But I must get closer. I must!
Do you hear anything, sire?
Nothing but the beast's heart, I'm afraid.
Oh, I hope Papa Smurf is alright.
Yoo-hoo! Papa Smurf!
(Johan) 'Smurfette! Look out!'
(Brainy) 'The dragon is waking up!'
[growls]
Good grief! Papa Smurf is still in there.
[growling]
[chuckling]
[growling]
Get them, Fafnir. Get them all!
[laughing]
[roars]
(Monulf) 'Yes. Yes! Roast them, Fafnir. Roast them.'
[Monulf laughing]
[growling]
[water gushing]
Huh?
[water gushing]
(Papa Smurf) 'Ah! Free, at last!'
(Monulf) 'Fafnir! What are you doing?'
Spit fire. Spit fire! They're getting away.
[growls]
splash
You did it, Papa Smurf!
Yes, the dragon can no longer smurf smurfs.
(all) Hooray!
Three cheers for Papa Smurf!
Ruined. Everything ruined.
[whining]
Soon our village will be as good as new
thanks to all your help.
Thank you, Papa Smurf.
Perhaps someday, we shall need your help.
We'll be there, Johan.
Farewell, Smurfs. We must be on our way.
Oh, no. More mountains, deserts, swamps?
No, sire. This time, we shall fly.
Fly?
[instrumental music]
[trumpet music]
(king) Oh, what a beautiful sight!
Home, sweet home, at last.
Tonight, you shall sleep in your own soft bed, sire.
Yes. Soft bed.
And Monulf will sleep in the dungeon.
[growls]
Fafnir, cool him off.
splash
Good boy. Good boy!
[Fafnir chuckles]
Peewit, tomorrow you must return the magic stick to Homnibus.
Sure, Johan, sure. In the morning.
[snoring]
[water sloshing]
- Peewit! - Yes, sire?
Are you playing with that magic stick, again?
Uh, uh, what makes you ask that, sire?
Oh, just a lucky guess.
[theme music]