[theme song]
♪ La-la la-la la-la sing a happy song ♪
♪ La-la la-la la-la smurf the whole day long ♪
[whistling]
Smurf along with me.
[whistling]
(Papa Smurf) Simple as can be.
♪ Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin ♪
♪ Happy things will come to you ♪
So smurf yourself a grin.
[dramatic music]
[fire crackling]
Ooh, I hate Smurfs!
Uh.. Ooh!
♪ La-la la-la la-la ♪
♪ Now you know the tune ♪
[trumpet blowing]
♪ You'll be smurfing soon ♪♪
(male narrator) We now return to "Smurfs."
- 'Goodnight, Lazy!' - 'Ah, goodnight, Hefty.'
- 'Goodnight, Clumsy.' - 'Goodnight, Lazy.'
(Clumsy) 'Oh, uh, goodnight, Grouchy.'
(Grouchy) 'I hate goodnights. Goodnight, Smurfette.'
(Smurfette) 'Heh-heh. Goodnight, Grouchy.'
- 'Goodnight, Brainy.' - 'Goodnight, Smurfette.'
(Brainy) 'And remember, early to bed, early to rise, makes a Smurf--'
(Smurfette) 'Goodnight!'
(Brainy) 'Oh, goodnight.'
[Smurfs snoring]
[door creaking]
At last every Smurf is asleep
and I can finally get smurfing on my secret project.
Decorating our village to make it
the happiest place in the whole world. Ooh.
♪ Dum-de dum-de dum-de-dum dum-de dum-de dum-de-da ♪
♪ La-la la-la la-la la-la la-la-la ♪♪
[snoring]
[chuckles]
[snoring]
(Smurfette) 'Yoo-hoo, Papa Smurf!'
Huh? Uh, uh, what's that?
All you Smurfs, wake up!
[sighing] W-what's this all about, Smurfette?
I have something to show you.
Well, Smurfette, it had better be good.
It's more than good, it's super smurf-tastic.
See?
I decided to decorate our village
and make it the happiest place in the whole world!
(all) Ooh! Ah!
It is magnifique.
sniff
Smells good, too.
Y-you like it, Papa Smurf?
Well, Smurfette, of course, I..
What's that noise?
(all) Bees!
Dozens of them.
- Hundreds of 'em. - Let's get out of here.
[clamoring]
[bee buzzing]
Go away! Oh, not the face.
Go away!
Hurry, hurry!
Go away, bees. Shoo!
Stop! You're ruining everything!
[sobbing] Oh, Papa Smurf..
- Can't you stop them? - There, there, Smurfette.
(Papa Smurf) 'They're just doing what bees do naturally.'
- 'But we have wood to chop.' - And pictures to paint.
And goodies to bake!
[indistinct chatter]
Oh, I wanted this to be such a happy thing
but I've just made every Smurf miserable.
[sobbing] I'll never try anything new again.
It isn't worth it!
You're abso-smurfly right, Smurfette.
I always say, stick with the tried and true
better safe than sorry.
- It is my view that-- - 'Nonsense, Brainy.'
Just because Smurfette's idea didn't turn out as planned
doesn't mean that she was wrong to try.
Why, I remember the same thing once happened to Dreamy Smurf.
[chuckles] If you recall, Dreamy set out on an adventure
that didn't turn out as planned.
- Oh, I remember. - Ha-ha. Oh, yes.
- We love that story. - Tell it again, Papa Smurf.
- Yeah. - What story, Papa Smurf?
Well, it all began a long, long time ago, long before you..
Hey, that cloud looks like the Great Oak!
And that one's just like a big piece of pie. Mm-mm.
There's one that resembles an incredibly handsome Smurf
uh, who shall remain nameless.
And that one looks like a sailing ship.
Ah, if only I were the captain.
Avast ye, Smurf-lovers. Land, ho!
♪ Hurray for Captain Dreamy hurray for Captain Dreamy ♪
♪ Hurray for Captain Dreamy ♪♪
That's it! Come on, Smurfs.
How can you lie around like this
when you could be sailing the ocean blue?
Easy.
[yawns]
Mm..
But we could be heroes, boldly smurfing
where no Smurf has smurfed before!
What for? I have everything I need right here.
Me, too.
Who wants to smurf to all that trouble?
- Just relax. - Yeah.
[indistinct chatter]
But, Vanity, there's nothing like salt spray
to put color in your cheeks.
Really?
And, Greedy, you could discover exotic new foods.
I could?
[yawns]
(Dreamy) 'And, Lazy, the waves would'
'rock you to sleep every night.'
Yeah? Then what are we waiting for?
- Yeah. - Let's go.
Anchors a-smurf!
[indistinct chatter]
[hammering]
[instrumental music]
[metal clanking]
whack whack whack
[whirring]
♪ A-sailing sailing ♪
♪ Over the bounding main.. ♪♪
(Papa Smurf) 'Congratulations, Dreamy.'
In all my days, this is the smurfiest sailing ship
I've ever seen.
Thanks, Papa Smurf.
Greedy, the ceremonial sarsaparilla, please.
Hey, it's empty.
[hiccups] Sorry, all that talk about saltwater
made me thirsty. Heh-heh-heh..
No matter.
I now christen thee The Sea Smurf.
♪ Hurray for Captain Dreamy ♪
♪ Hurray for Captain Dreamy ♪♪
(Papa Smurf) Have a smurfy time, my little Smurfs.
But be back by sundown.
Humph, those nincom-Smurfs
couldn't drag me on that tub.
[sighs] I certainly admire their spirit of adventure.
Uh, exactly what I was thinking, Papa Smurf.
Exactly what I was thinking.
If only I could go..
But, alas, my many duties keep me landbound.
There are those that explore and those that use their minds
and those that..
- Yi-i-ike! - Cast off!
[Brainy mumbling]
Well, welcome aboard, Brainy.
I'm glad you changed your mind.
Now, you too will go down in Smurf history.
Don't say go down.
Don't say go down!
♪ Yo-ho-ho on a ship of Smurfs ♪
♪ Sailing the ocean blue ♪
♪ Yo-ho-ho on a ship of Smurfs ♪
♪ Loyal blue and true ♪♪
(all) Hurray!
[instrumental music]
Ah, the open sea.
Isn't it as smurfy as I promised?
I, I haven't slept a wink since we left.
And I haven't eaten a single, uh, goody.
splash
The only color this trip
put into my cheeks is green.
Cheer up, my merry crew.
Every adventure has its ups and downs.
I hate downs!
[instrumental music]
Land, ho! Land, ho!
'A beautiful island, dead ahead.'
(Greedy) 'Three cheers for Captain Dreamy!'
(all) 'Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!'
A little smaller than I thought.
But history waits for no Smurf.
One small step for Smurf, one giant leap for Smurfkind!
Solid rock.
[all gasping] It's alive!
- Yikes! - Ooh! Ah!
[clamoring]
Some island, Dreamy.
Huh. Yeah, some island.
(Dreamy) Mm-hmm. Why, any Smurf can make a mistake.
And our mistake was listening to you.
- Yeah, that's right. - You smurfed it.
- Achoo! - I say we head for home!
No, we can't give up now.
- 'Don't you wanna be heroes?' - 'No.'
(Dreamy) 'Don't you wanna boldly smurf where no Smurf has--'
(Smurfs) 'No!'
Oops!
Now look what you did!
We're doomed. We will never see home again!
Doomed! Doomed! Doomed!
[thunder rumbling]
crack
[water gushing]
- Oh! Oh, no! - Oh, no!
Now we're really doomed.
Uh, look at it this way.
Uh, what else could possibly go wrong?
[thunder rumbling]
[indistinct chatter]
Ask a smurfy question, get a smurfy answer!
Oop.
Ah-ha! What is this?
Over there! It-it looks like land.
- Land? - Land?
Papa Smurf always says
"Any old port in a storm."
And hurry!
(all) Row! Row! Row! Row!
'Row! Row! Row! Row! Row!'
(Dreamy) 'There you see, things aren't as bad as you thought.'
chomp
(Smurfs) 'Yike!'
(Brainy) 'Things are w-worse than we thought.'
Well, Dreamy, at least you kept one promise.
We certainly have smurfed where no Smurf has smurfed before.
Now, let's un-smurf right out of here!
[growling]
- Now's our chance! - Here we go.
Pull, Smurfs, pull.
Row! Row! Row! Row! Row! Row!
Row! Row! Row! Ro-o-ow!
Oh, if only there was a way
to keep ze whale's mouth open a little longer.
There is a way, but we'll have to tear our boat apart to do it.
- Okay! - Yeah, let's do it!
- No! - Sorry, Dreamy.
But it's our only hope of escape.
Then what are we smurfing for?
[instrumental music]
[snoring]
[thudding]
There it is, Dreamy. Let's hope it works.
Alright, crew, smurf it with all you've got!
- 'Heave!' - Ho!
- Heave! - Ho!
- 'Heave!' - 'Ho!'
gurgle
(Dreamy) Now, crew, full speed ahead!
[dramatic music]
[gurgling]
(all) Row! Row! Row! Row! Row! Row!
Row! Row! Row! Row! Row!
- 'Faster. Hurry.' - 'We're not gonna make it.'
- Help! - Get out of here!
(all) Row! Row! Row! Row! Row! Row...
[instrumental music]
Oh, cheer up, my merry crew.
[sighs] It won't be long now.
You mean, till we get home?
[yawns] He means till we get some sleep.
No, he means till lunch, right, Dreamy?
I mean, until we discover an exotic new land
full of smurfy things that no Smurf--
Oh, no, you don't, Dreamy Smurf.
We're heading for home with or without ya.
- Well.. - Oh, yeah, he's right.
That's right. He's right.
- Hey, what happened? - Where are we?
I knew it. We're lost at sea.
A hundred miles from land, a thousand miles of..
[gasps] Ooh!
(Painter) At long last, land.
(all) Land?
[trumpet music]
One small step for Smurfs
one giant leap for Smurfkind!
(all) 'Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!'
[instrumental music]
[water gurgling]
What's going on?
[clamoring]
- Ow! - Ooh!
- This isn't land. - It's a fishing net.
[screaming]
At last I finally caught something.
Oh, and beauties they are.
Oh, thank goodness, tonight, for the first time in weeks
my family will fill their bellies
'with all the fish they can eat.'
Now I won't have to sell me wedding ring
to pay for bread. Ha-ha. Ho-ho.
[cannon fires]
splash
[intense music]
- 'Pirates.' - 'Pirates?'
- What's a pirate? - You got me.
This is another fine smurf
you've gotten us into, Dreamy Smurf.
Maybe they haven't seen me. Maybe I can slip away and..
Ready, fire!
[cannon fires]
splash
(male #1) 'Wait where ye are, mate'
or you'll find out why they call me Captain Keelhaul.
[laughing]
[all gasping]
Well, shiver me timbers
what have we here?
[whimpering]
Please, sir, I have to feed my family.
Bah, that's too fine a catch to waste
on a bunch of runny-nosed tykes, right, mates?
(all) Right.
[laughing]
And what might this be?
Oh, it's my wedding ring!
Isn't that sweet?
(all) Sweet.
Don't worry, we'll take extra-special good care of it
won't we, mates?
Ha-ha-ha. That we will.
(Clumsy) Oh, gosh, they don't play fair at all.
Oh, if only I was bigger!
If only I was smaller.
[grunts]
So long, friend
and have a pleasant journey home.
Bon voyage!
[laughs]
Ah, there's nothing like piratin
to pep up your day, eh, mates?
[all laughing]
We'll fry up these fish as soon as we finish our game.
Aye, let's play.
[shushing]
Smurfs, there's our way out.
(Clumsy) Uh, but how do we climb up there?
(Brainy) 'Hurry, Clumsy, we don't have all day.'
Coming, Brainy.
- Oop! - Ye-owch!
- What was that? - Nothin', sir.
It only be the howlin' of the wind.
That were no wind.
It sounded like a, a ghost.
Well, what do you know?
The big, brave captain is afraid of ghosts.
That gives me a smurfy idea.
- Forget it! - Your ideas got us into this.
And now they're gonna get us out. Come on.
I'm, uh, sure there are no ghosts in here, captain.
Aye, no ghosts at all.
(Smurfs) Oo-oo-ooh!
No g-ghosts, eh? W-what's that?
(in unison) We are the ghosts of victims past.
[all gasping]
(Smurfs) We have come back to haunt you.
- Huh! - 'Oo-oo-ooh..'
(Smurfs) Return what you have stolen
before it's too late.
'Oo-oo-ooh..'
'Dead men tell no tales.'
'Oo-oo-ooh..'
Aah! We're sorry, ghosts.
Don't hurt us. Don't curse us.
Quick, into the net.
Here, here, you can have it all back
everything we ever took.
(Keelhaul) 'Just don't harm us.'
'Please don't harm us.'
'I should've listened to my dear old mother.'
'She never wanted me to be a pirate in the first place.'
I, I don't believe my eyes.
Uh, my wedding ring!
Oh, and enough gold and jewels
to care for my family the rest of their lives! Ha-ha!
It's a miracle, a wonderful miracle. A miracle!
(male #2) 'Oh, this is my lucky day.'
'Yes, siree, my lucky day.'
(Brainy) Uh, uh, it's a miracle we got out alive.
'No thanks to you, Dreamy.'
And when we get back
I'm gonna tell Papa Smurf everything.
What a smurf-tastrophy this trip has been.
You said we were gonna be heroes! Hah!
(Clumsy) 'We've been no help to anybody.'
(Grouchy) 'Especially ourselves!'
[instrumental music]
Do you have any threes?
I hate threes!
Uh, gosh, Captain Dreamy
I hate to complain, but we're running out of food.
And we're running out of water.
(Hefty) 'We're starving.'
(Harmony) 'We can't smurf up much longer.'
(Clumsy) 'What are we gonna smurf?'
A cookie.
A cookie, I'm smurfing for a cookie.
Through thorough research and personal experience
I have come to the conclusion
that Smurf does not live by saltwater alone.
In fact, a diet of pure saltwater
can cause rickets, scurvy and severe weight loss.
splash
On the other hand, a little splash now and then
could be very refreshing.
I know, I'll catch us something to eat.
Oh, yeah! Me, too.
(Clumsy) 'Sure hope I catch something smurfy.'
[Clumsy chuckles]
(Greedy) Me, too, pal.
Smurfaroonie, I got one already!
[grunts] Me, too!
Oh! Oh, boy, it must be a whopper. Uh!
Oh, it can't be bigger than mine, pal.
It's a super whopper!
[both grunting]
Well, let's smurf him a hand.
[grunting]
A wise decision. Oh, ow.
Like I always say, united we smurf..
[grunting]
...divided we fa-a-all!
thud
Well, we said we'd catch something smurfy, didn't we?
[chuckles]
(all) Oh..
[instrumental music]
[all groaning]
Huh, I'd give anything for a crusted bread
to feed my starving crew.
(Smurfette) 'Yoo-hoo! Captain Dreamy!'
Fancy meeting you here.
(Dreamy) 'Huh! Smurfette?'
'And Papa Smurf?'
Ahoy, Captain Dreamy.
A couple of starfish have invited us down for dinner.
Won't you join us?
splash
Dinner? Oh, wait for us, Papa.
Wait for us..
Have you lost your mind, Dreamy?
Who in smurf are you talking to?
Papa Smurf and Smurfette. Don't you see them?
(Brainy) 'Oh, that's only a mirage.'
Look. Look! Island made of cookies!
No, no, it's made of rocks
'and it's the smurfiest-looking paradise'
I've ever seen.
I'll say it looks just like a big feather bed.
- It looks like a pizza. - No, cookie!
(Harmony) A great big trumpet.
Endless cans of paint.
(all) Oh..
[instrumental music]
Uh! It was only a mirage!
(in unison) Mirage?
I hate mirages!
Boy, am I hungry, there's nothing
to eat on this island but seeds!
I proclaim one small step for Smurf..
[gasps]
Bugs!
Shoot! Scat! Go away, you dumb bugs!
Help!
To the raft! To the raft!
[trumpet music]
[clamoring]
What an experience.
Well, I'll never recommend this place to my friends.
[instrumental music]
Oh, my poor little Smurfs.
What could have happened to them?
They should have been back days ago.
We must organize a search. Build a ship.
Oh, Papa Smurf, look! Here they come! Yeah.
(Smurfs) 'Hurray!'
Our merry adventurers have returned home.
(all) Hurray!
(Jokey) 'Welcome back, Smurfs.'
- 'Yeah, welcome home.' - 'Welcome home.'
Tell us, what beautiful places did you see?
None.
What kind of surprises
did you bring back?
None!
I'm afraid the trip was a failure.
You can smurf that again.
Uh, all we found was trouble.
And a few.. Ouch! Bites..
And some dumb seeds.
Oh, one small flop for Smurf
one giant flop for Smurfkind.
[instrumental music]
But those little seeds the Smurf thought were worthless
took root and blossomed into the very first smurfberry bush
in the whole forest!
Oh, what a wonderful story!
Yeah, I love smurfberries.
Oh, yeah.
[indistinct chatter]
Well, what do you know, the bees are gone!
(Smurfette) 'But they didn't go far.'
(Greedy) 'Honey?'
[indistinct chatter]
Hm, well, Smurfette
your idea turned out just smurfy after all.
Yes, our village really is, uh
the happiest place in the whole forest.
- 'Oh.' - 'Yeah, it sure is. Yup, yup.'
[theme music]
[music continues]
[instrumental music]