[theme song]
♪ La la la-la la la sing a happy song ♪
♪ La la la-la la la Smurf the whole day long ♪
[whistling]
Smurf along with me.
[whistling]
'Simple as can be.'
♪ Next time you're feeling blue ♪
♪ Just let a smile begin ♪
I hate smiles.
♪ Happy things will come to you ♪
So smurf yourself a grin.
[intense music]
crackle crackle crackle
Ooh, I hate Smurfs.
♪ La la la-la la la ♪
♪ Now you know the tune ♪
[blows trumpet]
♪ You'll be smurfing soon ♪♪
[theme music]
(Gargamel) 'A drop of this.'
'A sprinkling of these.'
'A dash of that.'
'And now, I stir it all together.'
boom
'I've done it! I've done it!'
Azrael, I think I've finally done it.
[Azrael mews]
One spoonful of this should be enough to wipe out
the entire Smurf population.
[meowing]
[yawning]
But first, the final test.
[gasps]
[laughing]
Success! And if I can do this to a stupid idiot like you
'think of what it would do to the jolly little Smurfs.'
Oh, don't be so grouchy, Grouchy.
We'll make the job go faster by having a little fun.
See? Isn't this fun?
I hate fun.
Oh, come on, laugh a little. It's good for you.
I hate things that are good for me.
I know what'll make you laugh.
My new funny face.
Now, don't peek.
We no longer have to see Smurfs to catch them, Azrael.
A few sprinkles of this, and we'll hear them.
[Gargamel laughs]
[laughs]
(Jokey) 'Get set to laugh, Grouchy.'
'You're gonna love this.'
[laughing]
Wait, I'm not ready yet.
Listen. We've found one already.
- Over there! - Why are you laughing?
You haven't even looked at me.
This is why, my vile-stinking Smurf.
[laughing]
You see, Azrael? They're totally helpless.
Let us take them home now, and watch them die laughing.
Did he say die laughing?
[laughing]
- Whoa! - Whoa!
Now we're probably gonna go.. We're gonna drown!
[laughing]
Swept over the falls, you savvy?
[laughing]
I hate blue bits.
[laughs]
[instrumental music]
Now, smurf it real hard, Clumsy, and watch my thumb.
Uh, okay, Brainy. Here goes.
Yeow!
Gosh, I'm sorry, Brainy.
I was watching the other thumb.
Just as I always say.
"If you want something smurfed right
you have to smurf it yourself."
- Brainy, look! - Huh?
- Ouch! - Look!
It's Jokey and Grouchy going for a swim.
- Help! - Help!
[laughing]
- Help us! - Help us!
[laughs] Look, they're waving at us.
Hi, Jokey. Hi, Grouchy.
- Help! - Help!
- Save us! - Save us!
[laughing]
They're not waving, they're drowning. Come on!
Brainy, the brave, to the rescue!
Lower away, Clumsy.
But, Brainy, th-this is..
Clumsy, there's no time to lose.
- Lower away. - Okay.
Yeow!
splash
Help!
[sputtering]
Smurf overboard!
[laughing]
Help! Help!
[coughing]
We're all gonna drown!
[laughs]
(Grouchy) 'On the rocks.'
[laughing]
Not if we can help it!
Pull, Smurfs, pull!
Look. The ropes about to break!
I'm too young to smurf!
[all grunting]
[laughing]
Boy! That was close.
[laughs] Yeah, we almost died.
[laughing]
Oh, those poor Smurfs. Why can't they stop laughing?
I don't know. Maybe Papa Smurf can figure it out.
Hmm. They don't seem to be sick.
Tell me, my Smurfs, what's happened to you?
It was Ga-Ga..
[guffawing]
He's trying to say..
[laughing] Garga..
[laughing]
Gargamel!
(all) Gargamel?
[laughs]
This is no laughing matter.
Somehow, I've got to come up with a cure, and fast.
Oh! Can't we do something to help?
I know what'll stop them from laughing.
A real sad song.
[blows trumpet]
[groaning]
crack
[laughter]
It was just a thought.
Smurfette, maybe it's like the hiccups
and we can scare it out of them.
Good idea, Scaredy.
[screaming]
[laughter]
(Smurfette) Oh, nothing happened.
[hiccups] Oh, yes, it..
Yes, it...did.
If anything will stop laughter, this should.
A little tincture of weeping willow
some oil of onion
and a double dose of crocodile tears.
Stand back and hold your smurfs.
[laughter]
By smurf, it worked. They've stopped laughing.
(all) Yay!
[Grouchy and Jokey bawling]
(all) Oh!
[continue sobbing]
Oh, dear. I must have overdone it.
Come, my Smurfs, my antidote doesn't work.
We must gather new ingredients from the forest.
We must get to the village with these ingredients we gathered.
All smurfdom is at stake.
[bawling]
I hope Papa Smurf hurries up with that new smurfadote.
Here it is. Stand back! Stand back!
Breathe deeply, my Smurfs.
[Jokey and Grouchy crying]
Why.. We're cured.
(all) Yay!
[instrumental music]
[blows trumpet]
Great smurf! A glitter storm. And it's headed this way.
- Tailor Smurf. - Here, Papa Smurf.
Go get all your needles and thread.
Yes, Papa Smurf.
The rest of you, bring your bed sheets here at once.
(all) Yes, Papa Smurf.
Bed sheets? Huh.
Gosh, this is a funny time to do the wash.
Never mind, Clumsy. Just do as Papa Smurf says.
The wind direction is perfect, Azrael.
Soon, the whole forest will be covered in glitter
and the Smurfs will become helpless.
Destroyed by their own silly, vulnerable laughter.
[laughing]
Hurry, my Smurfs, the glitter cloud is almost here.
It's nearly done, Papa Smurf.
But on a rush job like this
I can't guarantee a perfect fit.
- 'Heave!' - 'Ho!'
- Heave! - Ho!
[chiming]
Hurry, Papa Smurf! Hurry!
[gasps] Just made it.
We'll wait out Gargamel's storm here.
Then, I have a little plan of my own
that should put a stop to his nastiness.
There, that ought to do it.
Now, we'll follow the sounds of Smurf laughter
and watch those little blue runts
giggle themselves ga-ga.
[Gargamel laughing]
[laughing]
(Hefty) Look lively, Smurfs. Keep it coming. That's a smurf.
'Don't let any fall on you.'
Heave. Heave. Heave!
Smurfect.
'Now, we'll lure Gargamel beneath the tree'
'and drop this bag of glitter on him.'
Alright, Smurfs, hit it.
[laughing]
Come, come. Gargamel will never hear that.
Put some gusto into it.
I hate gusto.
Uh, what's gusto?
Gusto is a term with which I am very familiar.
As a matter of fact, it was a..
[laughter]
Good, good. That's more like it.
Listen, Azrael, disgusting Smurf laughter.
Hmm. And with such gusto.
Okay, Smurfs, stop laughing and get the bag ready.
Gargamel's coming.
[laugh] Gargamel. He's coming!
[laughter]
Now, that's..
...that's funny.
Shh.
[gasps] Oh, no!
(Gargamel) I hear you, little Smurfs.
And now, I see you too.
Laugh while you can.
You won't think it so funny
when I get you back to my laboratory.
[cackling]
So many Smurfs to work with. Uh, let's see.
Uh, shall I do the boiling oil experiment first?
[laughs] Boiling oil?
[laughs]
That's a hot one.
[laughs]
Or perhaps, the freezing ice water experiment?
[Papa laughing]
What's that? More giddy Smurfs outside?
[laughing]
Come, Azrael. We might as well have a complete set.
[laughs]
Where are you, little Smurfs?
(Papa Smurf) Right here, Gargamel.
And this time the laugh's on you.
Now, my friend.
Wait! Stop.
No fair!
[Azrael yowls]
[both laugh]
[snorting]
[laughter]
We helped ourselves to your antidote, Gargamel.
But we left some for you.
- Farewell. - It's been a lot of laughs.
[chuckles]
This antidote will..
[laughs] ...stop my infernal..
...laughing.
And then I'll get you, you..
[laughing]
Oops!
Oh, there's no more antidote.
[laughs] Well, until I..
[guffaws]
...make some more.
We may laugh for...weeks!
[laughing]
[theme music]