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Steady.

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Oh, Joe.

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Hi.

4
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Welcome back.

5
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What's happening, Luis?

6
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Oh, you know, my wife
gave birth to another girl.

7
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Hey, congratulations.

8
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I got 20 kids, all little rascals.

9
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Because you're lucky.

10
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Why lucky?

11
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What can you do with a girl?

12
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Keep trying for a little boy.

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Hey amigo, come ashore.

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Come up.

15
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The drinks and cigars are on me.

16
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Ah-uh, nothing doing, Luis.

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I never set foot off my boat.

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This line here, that's
where my world ends.

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I know.

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Your boat and the village of Amantido.

21
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You said it.

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Those supplies, they ready to go?

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Sure, they're all right here,

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salt, flour, medicine, the whole load.

25
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Including the red eye for Mother Tobias.

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Red eye for who?

27
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Shoot, you mean lotion,
shampoo, don't you?

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What shampoo, are you kidding.

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She chugged and licked the whole bottle,

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said it's the greatest
taste since bean brandy.

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Empty dandruff, rub in well,

32
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it's written right on it.

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Writing only works
if you can read, Luis.

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What we need up there is a school.

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Now that I mention it,

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how many bananas would
it take to build one?

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Hey, how are you?

38
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I'm speaking to you guys, huh?

39
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Come up, come on the two of you, up here.

40
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Oh boy, you're getting big.

41
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Hey Paquito, been a good boy, huh?

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Hi, hi.

43
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Hello, how are you.

44
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Now, let's see what we have in here.

45
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A yellow tee shirt.

46
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Take it easy.

47
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There's something for everybody.

48
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That's for you

49
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and this is for you.

50
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Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.

51
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This is it.

52
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This is paradise on Earth.

53
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Oh, bananas.

54
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Love bananas.

55
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Mm.

56
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Martinez.

57
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You finish it.

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Forward.

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Follow me, follow me this way.

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Ah, what have we here, a village.

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This is where it should be, ah yes.

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And full of little niño simpático.

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Coochie, coochie.

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Amiable and tale of low-cost labor,

65
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a primary requirement
for the success of other

66
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non-packaging and processing plant,

67
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right, Martinez?

68
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Hey, what's happened?

69
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Who turned off the water?

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Papa Joe, Papa Joe, come quick.

71
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Strangers arrive in fast boat.

72
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They're over there.

73
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Papa Joe, you have to come.

74
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Come quick.

75
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Ah-huh.

76
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To my left.

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Ah-huh, that's it, perfect.

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Good, good.

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Now, let's see.

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That's where we'll set up the warehouse

81
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with the completely automated,

82
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ta ta ta ta ta,

83
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banana processor

84
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and over here, an ultra
modern sterilizing unit.

85
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Then there'll be packaging,

86
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ta ta ta ta ta,

87
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labor lake shipping,

88
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et cetera, et cetera, et cetera

89
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and over here.

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Over here is where I am.

91
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Who are you?

92
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Banana Joe.

93
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Love it, Banana Joe, great name.

94
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This is for you,

95
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a special doublemint flavor.

96
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You savages go crazy over chewing gum,

97
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remember that, Martinez.

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A little to the left.

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To the left, that's it.

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That's it.

101
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That's it, that's it.

102
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I didn't hear your name.

103
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I represent the
mulitnational food conglomerate

104
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that has bought the concession
of this island to cultivate,

105
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process and ship bananas to
every corner of the globe.

106
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We pick the bananas around here

107
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and I take them up river to exchange them

108
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for the supplies we need for this village.

109
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Get it?

110
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So, you're an American.

111
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One of those guys leftover
from the Peace Corp.

112
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I want to make sure we
understand each other, amigo.

113
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You're setting up nothing on this island.

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Get it?
Oh.

115
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I don't want to be a nosy Parker

116
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but do you have a license,

117
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a concession from the government to pursue

118
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a commercial venture here?

119
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License, concession, what's that?

120
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He's just sighting the law.

121
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Anybody trafficking in
bananas must have a license

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from the government.

123
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Oh, I get the picture.

124
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He's got the picture.

125
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Yeah, I get the picture
and you're getting the boot.

126
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You're polluting the
environment, so get going.

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We are representatives
of progress, civilization.

128
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We represent, Mr. Torcillo,

129
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the patron of Porto Grande.

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Goodbye.

131
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I'll take my bag and my maps.

132
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I swear you'll pay for this

133
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or my name's not San Banito
of the Torcillo corporation.

134
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If you're gonna do it kid, do it right.

135
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Nobody crosses Mr. Torcillo
and gets away with it.

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Torcillo residence.

137
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This is Moreno.

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Let me speak to the boss.

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Just a minute, I'll see if he's in.

140
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Hey boss, Moreno's on the phone for you.

141
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Let him hold on.

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Include the bananas as well.

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Okay, Mr. Torcillo.

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Send it off to Time
Magazine and suggest they

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put it on the cover,

146
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Jose Torcillo, the banana king.

147
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A banana a day keeps the doctor away.

148
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Hello, Moreno.

149
00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:09,764
Well, what's the story in Amantido.

150
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You've broken soil?

151
00:11:11,535 --> 00:11:13,232
No but I almost broke my head, old chap.

152
00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:14,462
You should have been there yourself.

153
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A big ape kicked us off the island.

154
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Who kicked you off the island?

155
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A guy called Banana Joe,

156
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a local napoleon, only he's an American

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and more savage than the savages.

158
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This is your wake up call.

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This is your wake up call.

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4:50 p.m.

161
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4:50 p.m.

162
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This is your wake up call.

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4:15 p.m.

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4:16.

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Rise and shine, come on.

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Up we get,

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you too.

168
00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:01,077
Want to sleep you whole lives away?

169
00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:15,014
Hey, that one there ain't mine.

170
00:12:15,015 --> 00:12:15,978
Who are you?

171
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We are yours, Joe.

172
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You big Papa in the whole world.

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Alright, good kid.

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Go into the shower,

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then a big plate of fried
bananas for everyone.

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Bananas again, no.

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You don't want fried
bananas, I'll do them roasted.

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We don't want bananas.

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You kids know why I'm so
strong, super strong, right?

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Yes, yes.

181
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Cause I never passed up on bananas.

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Vamos, vamos muchachos.

183
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Would you look at that.

184
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Bautista, you got new
umbrellas and a clean shirt,

185
00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,463
you must be making money, huh?

186
00:12:55,464 --> 00:12:57,401
I know, I know, it's your bananas, Joe.

187
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There's no better bananas
in the whole wide world.

188
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Here, have one on me.

189
00:13:01,913 --> 00:13:02,962
Hey, gracias.

190
00:13:02,963 --> 00:13:04,062
It'll do you good.

191
00:13:04,063 --> 00:13:06,992
Come on, come on, keep
those bananas moving.

192
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Hurry it up.

193
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:09,175
Hey, Sergeant.

194
00:13:09,176 --> 00:13:11,494
Here, come here a minute.

195
00:13:11,495 --> 00:13:13,648
There's the guy Torcillo told you about.

196
00:13:13,649 --> 00:13:15,024
You know what to do, huh?

197
00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:17,997
Vamo niños, I want to
get back before nightfall.

198
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,117
I'll take care of it right now.

199
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Next.

200
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To the right.

201
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:24,982
Load it up.

202
00:13:24,983 --> 00:13:27,150
Here, it's good for you.

203
00:13:33,321 --> 00:13:35,904
Who's the owner of this hulk?

204
00:13:37,324 --> 00:13:38,731
I am, why?

205
00:13:38,732 --> 00:13:40,768
Then let's see your
license to transport bananas

206
00:13:40,769 --> 00:13:42,608
up this part of the river.

207
00:13:42,609 --> 00:13:46,534
Your wholesalers license
and your work permit.

208
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,333
Here we go again.

209
00:13:48,334 --> 00:13:51,706
I'll have to arrest you if
you can't produce the license.

210
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:53,777
Until I see it, I'm impounding your boat.

211
00:13:53,778 --> 00:13:56,459
I'm afraid you'll have to
accompany me to headquarters.

212
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,543
Hey, you're not impounding my boat.

213
00:14:00,612 --> 00:14:02,253
If you're not out of here in five seconds

214
00:14:02,254 --> 00:14:03,733
I'll throw you in the water.

215
00:14:03,734 --> 00:14:06,529
Oh, so now you're threatening
a police officer, huh.

216
00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:07,921
He didn't mean it sergeant.

217
00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:10,244
You only lose by fighting city hall.

218
00:14:10,245 --> 00:14:12,276
I can't even pay you
in supplies any longer

219
00:14:12,277 --> 00:14:14,399
if they've impounded your boat.

220
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,615
Take this.

221
00:14:15,616 --> 00:14:17,322
Try this, I know it's not much.

222
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,155
Once you get the matter sorted out,

223
00:14:19,156 --> 00:14:20,984
you give it back and I'll
give you your supplies.

224
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:21,985
Okay.

225
00:14:22,848 --> 00:14:23,833
This is money?

226
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:24,833
Don't lose it.

227
00:14:36,174 --> 00:14:38,138
I don't know how you can
expect me to give you a license

228
00:14:38,139 --> 00:14:39,904
when you don't even know you surname,

229
00:14:39,905 --> 00:14:41,097
your father's name, your mother's name,

230
00:14:41,098 --> 00:14:41,974
your place of birth.

231
00:14:41,975 --> 00:14:43,547
It means you don't exist.

232
00:14:43,548 --> 00:14:44,798
I'm standing here right in front of you,

233
00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:47,066
that means I must exist.

234
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:48,823
The law demands proof.

235
00:14:48,824 --> 00:14:52,040
I do have a name, it's Joe, Banana Joe.

236
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,857
Yes, well, you have no surname,

237
00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:56,821
no means of identifying yourself.

238
00:14:56,822 --> 00:14:59,648
What do you suppose the judge
will have to say about that?

239
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:00,878
Well, I...

240
00:15:00,879 --> 00:15:03,016
Excuse me Captain but I
just brought in Pitzulo.

241
00:15:03,017 --> 00:15:05,081
Suspected of driving a stolen car.

242
00:15:05,082 --> 00:15:06,247
It's not registered in his name.

243
00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:08,275
Listen Captain, there's
been a misunderstanding,

244
00:15:08,276 --> 00:15:10,105
a case of mistaken identity.

245
00:15:10,106 --> 00:15:12,915
They say everybody in
the world has double.

246
00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,036
My name is Juan Vilas.

247
00:15:14,037 --> 00:15:16,330
I have all the identification
right here, give me...

248
00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:18,245
Don't bother I know you're Juan Vilas,

249
00:15:18,246 --> 00:15:19,180
Pedro Patsulo,

250
00:15:19,181 --> 00:15:20,410
allas Juan Rodriguez.

251
00:15:20,411 --> 00:15:22,097
I know all your aliases.

252
00:15:22,098 --> 00:15:23,371
You have too many names.

253
00:15:23,372 --> 00:15:24,975
You're under arrest.

254
00:15:24,976 --> 00:15:25,843
Oh, no.

255
00:15:25,844 --> 00:15:28,847
Señor, you're arresting him
for having too many names.

256
00:15:28,848 --> 00:15:30,219
That means you can let me go,

257
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,882
I only have one.

258
00:15:31,883 --> 00:15:34,901
In reference to your position,

259
00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:36,557
if you want to go on trading on the river

260
00:15:36,558 --> 00:15:38,374
you must have papers.

261
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:39,916
To apply for a license
you must first produce

262
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:41,247
a birth certificate.

263
00:15:41,248 --> 00:15:43,515
Until further notice,
your boat's impounded.

264
00:15:43,516 --> 00:15:44,967
No.

265
00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:46,253
Let's get one thing straight,

266
00:15:46,254 --> 00:15:47,914
the boat's mine and I'm taking it back.

267
00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:50,176
You touch that boat and you go to jail.

268
00:15:50,177 --> 00:15:51,540
You can't arrest me.

269
00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:53,954
I don't have a name,
I don't exist for you.

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00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,396
He's got a good point
Captain, if I may say.

271
00:15:56,397 --> 00:15:57,833
- You may.
- Are you still here?

272
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:58,667
Yeah.

273
00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:00,129
Put this man in a cell, Sergeant.

274
00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:01,542
Let's be reasonable Captain,

275
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,030
you have no reason to lock me up.

276
00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:05,504
I mean I can prove that I am Juan Vilas,

277
00:16:05,505 --> 00:16:07,219
born in Caracas on August 15.

278
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,175
Remove him, Sergeant.

279
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,181
And once more, if you'll check
the references I have here,

280
00:16:10,182 --> 00:16:12,466
you'll find a letter of
thanks from our esteemed

281
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:14,707
and beloved president.

282
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,771
A letter from el presidente.

283
00:16:16,772 --> 00:16:17,772
Yeah.

284
00:16:19,032 --> 00:16:21,407
A letter from our esteemed leader.

285
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:26,017
In which she thanks me for
supplying him with a box

286
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,864
of special hormone pills.

287
00:16:27,865 --> 00:16:29,680
Made to my formula from the root

288
00:16:29,681 --> 00:16:31,095
of the tripolia carpuetes,

289
00:16:31,096 --> 00:16:33,074
an almost extincted herb I discovered

290
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,612
in the amazon rainforest.

291
00:16:34,613 --> 00:16:37,483
If the president's beautiful
and beloved consort

292
00:16:37,484 --> 00:16:39,039
produces a big bouncing boy this time,

293
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,137
instead of another girl,

294
00:16:40,138 --> 00:16:41,757
the marriage will be all mine,

295
00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:43,341
modestly, speaking.

296
00:16:44,192 --> 00:16:46,669
Oh, of course, of course.

297
00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,103
Shut
the door, Sergeant.

298
00:16:48,104 --> 00:16:50,278
Captain you will, shortly,
be receiving a promotion.

299
00:16:50,279 --> 00:16:51,112
Thank you.

300
00:16:51,113 --> 00:16:53,002
I asked a word in the right
ear, at the right time,

301
00:16:53,003 --> 00:16:54,012
it worked wonders.

302
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,174
God bless you all.

303
00:16:55,175 --> 00:16:57,369
Have a nice day.

304
00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:59,546
Colonel, now can I have my boat back?

305
00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:01,777
Not until you come
up with identification.

306
00:17:01,778 --> 00:17:03,682
You'll have to go into the city.

307
00:17:03,683 --> 00:17:05,907
If I were you I'd go, first,
to the bishop's office

308
00:17:05,908 --> 00:17:08,265
and get a copy of your
baptism certificate.

309
00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:09,332
Certificate?

310
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,966
Yeah, after you were
born you were baptized,

311
00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:12,426
weren't you?

312
00:17:12,427 --> 00:17:14,010
I can't remember.

313
00:17:15,915 --> 00:17:18,549
Once you get your baptism certificate,

314
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:21,622
apply for a birth certificate
at the registry office, huh.

315
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,456
Oh.

316
00:17:22,457 --> 00:17:27,292
Now, off you go and come
back with proof you exist.

317
00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:28,612
There's a city.

318
00:17:28,613 --> 00:17:29,791
How am I suppose to get there?

319
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:32,852
Take the train or hitch
a ride with any Joe Blow

320
00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:34,270
that comes along.

321
00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:38,434
But who's Joe Blow?

322
00:17:38,435 --> 00:17:41,134
Who's Joe Blow, everybody knows that.

323
00:17:41,135 --> 00:17:43,052
I don't know the guy.

324
00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:47,980
Hey.

325
00:17:49,338 --> 00:17:50,694
Amigo.

326
00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:54,559
Amigo, I hear you're
looking for a license.

327
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,301
Permission to trade bananas on the river.

328
00:17:56,302 --> 00:17:58,423
This is your lucky day,
I have one right here.

329
00:17:58,424 --> 00:17:59,257
Okay.

330
00:17:59,257 --> 00:18:00,090
Gee, thanks.

331
00:18:00,091 --> 00:18:02,162
Ah but I might need some compensation,

332
00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:03,687
like you know.

333
00:18:03,688 --> 00:18:05,544
Oh, this here.

334
00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:07,194
Alright but not all of it,

335
00:18:07,195 --> 00:18:09,071
no, no, no.

336
00:18:09,072 --> 00:18:10,328
This one will do alright.

337
00:18:10,329 --> 00:18:11,547
Here you are.

338
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,779
In the mouth of the
wolf, like my cousin say.

339
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:14,613
What does that mean?

340
00:18:14,614 --> 00:18:15,779
Good luck.

341
00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:16,780
Huh.

342
00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:29,729
Hey Bautista, I got my license.

343
00:18:33,704 --> 00:18:34,902
This is great Joe.

344
00:18:34,903 --> 00:18:36,642
A license valid for two years.

345
00:18:36,643 --> 00:18:38,855
The only trouble is,
it's not made out to you.

346
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,811
Look here, it says Donald Gomez,

347
00:18:40,812 --> 00:18:41,971
that's not you, is it?

348
00:18:41,972 --> 00:18:43,279
No, I'm Banana Joe.

349
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,413
Which means whoever sold you this

350
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,414
was doing you no favors.

351
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,990
See you around.

352
00:18:50,432 --> 00:18:52,079
If he told me it wasn't in my name

353
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,525
I wouldn't have bought it.

354
00:18:53,526 --> 00:18:58,116
Now I guess I really do
have to go into the city.

355
00:18:58,117 --> 00:18:59,400
Hey, Diego.

356
00:18:59,401 --> 00:19:00,699
- Yeah.
- How you been?

357
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,161
Just great, what's going down?

358
00:19:02,162 --> 00:19:03,660
Where you going?

359
00:19:03,661 --> 00:19:04,494
In the city.

360
00:19:04,495 --> 00:19:06,601
We're all waiting for old man Miguel

361
00:19:06,602 --> 00:19:09,639
to signal the start of the race.

362
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,033
Signal the start of the race?

363
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,241
- Yeah.
- What race?

364
00:19:12,242 --> 00:19:13,394
What you mean you don't know?

365
00:19:13,395 --> 00:19:15,171
Every Monday, the first
truck into Porto Grande

366
00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:16,661
sets the price for the rest of the week.

367
00:19:16,662 --> 00:19:17,918
One minute to go.

368
00:19:17,919 --> 00:19:20,007
So what, I don't see the hurry?

369
00:19:20,008 --> 00:19:21,593
It's simple arithmetic.

370
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,906
The guy who fixes the prices

371
00:19:22,907 --> 00:19:25,705
picks up the difference in a week before.

372
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,147
Hey, Diego.

373
00:19:27,148 --> 00:19:28,381
Can I ride with you?

374
00:19:28,382 --> 00:19:29,982
Sure, it's a pleasure,

375
00:19:29,983 --> 00:19:31,320
even if you're extra weight.

376
00:19:31,321 --> 00:19:33,064
I got no intention of winning anyhow.

377
00:19:33,065 --> 00:19:35,273
You don't, why not?

378
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,183
Just between you, me
and the mirror, buddy,

379
00:19:37,184 --> 00:19:39,921
I love my skin too much to
challenge Jose Torcillo.

380
00:19:39,922 --> 00:19:41,560
His driver's going to
win because he controls

381
00:19:41,561 --> 00:19:43,571
the market at Porto Grande.

382
00:19:43,572 --> 00:19:45,618
Torcillo, the name rings a bell.

383
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:49,508
Yeah, that's his driver over there.

384
00:19:49,509 --> 00:19:51,009
Climb aboard, Joe.

385
00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:56,467
10, nine, eight,

386
00:19:56,468 --> 00:20:00,378
seven, six, five,

387
00:20:00,379 --> 00:20:03,379
four, three, two,

388
00:20:04,216 --> 00:20:05,249
this is one.

389
00:21:31,295 --> 00:21:32,943
Nice pair of legs, huh?

390
00:21:32,944 --> 00:21:33,944
Yeah.

391
00:21:34,843 --> 00:21:37,457
We got plenty of girls in Amantido

392
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,604
but I like that,

393
00:21:39,605 --> 00:21:40,879
with stockings.

394
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,014
Her name's Dorianne.

395
00:21:42,015 --> 00:21:45,793
She sings in a club in Porto Grande.

396
00:22:10,810 --> 00:22:12,155
See what I mean, Joe?

397
00:22:12,156 --> 00:22:13,156
It's nuts.

398
00:23:01,033 --> 00:23:03,908
See what happens if you try to win.

399
00:23:03,909 --> 00:23:07,326
Yeah, I saw but it don't make it right.

400
00:23:26,407 --> 00:23:27,881
Hey, he's a jerk.

401
00:23:27,882 --> 00:23:32,049
Over rev your engine and
the pistons can't take it.

402
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:35,416
Jose!

403
00:23:46,076 --> 00:23:48,225
Cordoza must be thanking his lucky stars

404
00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:52,027
but Torcillo's driver would
have run right over the kid.

405
00:23:52,028 --> 00:23:53,249
Yeah.

406
00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:55,250
That ain't right at all.

407
00:23:56,499 --> 00:23:57,592
Here move over, let me drive.

408
00:23:57,593 --> 00:23:59,043
Hey, what have you gone crazy?

409
00:23:59,044 --> 00:24:01,686
Hey Joe, you don't know how to drive.

410
00:24:01,687 --> 00:24:05,520
Nothing to it, you
just keep your foot down.

411
00:24:13,862 --> 00:24:16,239
Oh please, slow down, huh.

412
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,887
I told you that's Torcillo's driver.

413
00:24:18,888 --> 00:24:20,355
Let him alone.
Torcillo's a turkey.

414
00:24:20,356 --> 00:24:22,213
Will you shut up.
You're ahead.

415
00:24:22,214 --> 00:24:23,795
Very good, Moreno.

416
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:27,325
I leave the Amantido
project 100% in your hands.

417
00:24:27,326 --> 00:24:28,775
Never fear, Mr. Torcillo.

418
00:24:28,776 --> 00:24:30,652
Before that ape finishes with the police,

419
00:24:30,653 --> 00:24:33,045
I'll have turned the village
into an industrial paradise.

420
00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,220
Señor Torcillo, I think,
maybe, we should take

421
00:24:37,221 --> 00:24:39,717
more precaution before
unloading the merchandise.

422
00:24:39,718 --> 00:24:40,984
Don't worry about a thing.

423
00:24:40,985 --> 00:24:43,117
Any crates stamped Torcillo
goes through customs

424
00:24:43,118 --> 00:24:44,397
like a hotlink through butter.

425
00:24:44,398 --> 00:24:46,145
Mr. Torcillo's the greatest
businessman out here.

426
00:24:46,146 --> 00:24:47,687
And this is only the beginning.

427
00:24:47,688 --> 00:24:49,307
Pretty soon I'll have total control of the

428
00:24:49,308 --> 00:24:51,830
world's bananas from growing to marketing.

429
00:24:51,831 --> 00:24:53,436
Prepare for greatness, Captain.

430
00:24:53,437 --> 00:24:54,334
On the double.

431
00:24:54,335 --> 00:24:55,659
Take us to the produce market.

432
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,460
I never miss the end
of the trucker's race.

433
00:24:57,461 --> 00:24:58,892
I love to see my man win.

434
00:25:07,998 --> 00:25:09,631
Now let's see what you do.

435
00:25:25,964 --> 00:25:26,797
Out of the way.

436
00:25:26,797 --> 00:25:27,630
Out of the way please.

437
00:25:27,630 --> 00:25:28,463
Keep back.

438
00:25:28,463 --> 00:25:29,379
The trucks are coming.

439
00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:30,623
Out of the way.

440
00:25:30,624 --> 00:25:32,158
Out of the way, the trucks are coming.

441
00:25:32,159 --> 00:25:33,651
Keep back, keep back.

442
00:25:33,652 --> 00:25:36,435
Please keep back, the trucks are coming.

443
00:25:36,436 --> 00:25:38,690
Please, it's very dangerous, keep back.

444
00:25:38,691 --> 00:25:40,859
The trucks are coming.

445
00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:42,488
Keep back.

446
00:25:51,611 --> 00:25:52,784
Hey Geo, hold my bag.

447
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:55,831
I want to record our victory on film.

448
00:26:13,237 --> 00:26:15,549
Are you alright, Mr. Torcillo?

449
00:26:15,550 --> 00:26:17,974
Get him out of there, quick!

450
00:26:19,865 --> 00:26:23,100
Easy, Mr. Torcillo, that's it.

451
00:26:23,101 --> 00:26:25,184
That's it, can you stand?

452
00:26:27,394 --> 00:26:30,178
A banana a day keeps the doctor away.

453
00:26:30,179 --> 00:26:31,553
Wow are you're lucky to be alive.

454
00:26:31,554 --> 00:26:34,891
I feel like a human cannonball.

455
00:26:34,892 --> 00:26:36,975
Look, that's the guy who hit you.

456
00:26:36,976 --> 00:26:38,125
Guess who it is?

457
00:26:38,126 --> 00:26:40,329
That's Banana Joe, the
fella from Amantido.

458
00:26:41,339 --> 00:26:42,588
Let's get him moved into the boat.

459
00:26:42,589 --> 00:26:43,422
Yes, lean on me.

460
00:26:43,423 --> 00:26:45,012
- You can make it.
- There does it.

461
00:26:48,669 --> 00:26:50,336
Get out of my way.

462
00:26:51,437 --> 00:26:54,380
- No, it wasn't me.
- Get out of there you...

463
00:26:54,381 --> 00:26:55,916
Double crosser.
It wasn't me, it wasn't me.

464
00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:56,917
Then who was it?

465
00:26:58,637 --> 00:26:59,970
I was driving.

466
00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:07,517
I don't know who you are
but going over the rogue gang

467
00:27:07,518 --> 00:27:08,905
was against the rules.

468
00:27:08,906 --> 00:27:11,254
Oh yeah, tell me about it.

469
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:13,682
Calm down Miguel, there's
nothing to fight about.

470
00:27:13,683 --> 00:27:15,723
This driver here won the race

471
00:27:15,724 --> 00:27:18,407
and now I can fix this weeks new price.

472
00:27:18,408 --> 00:27:21,991
Maybe so
but he'll pay for this.

473
00:27:23,496 --> 00:27:26,090
Raise the price and
we'll split the difference.

474
00:27:26,091 --> 00:27:27,341
Really, okay.

475
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:31,322
Diego, what was the price last week?

476
00:27:31,323 --> 00:27:32,406
200 a kilo.

477
00:27:33,842 --> 00:27:34,870
Okay then.

478
00:27:34,871 --> 00:27:39,106
I make the new price as 100 a kilo.

479
00:27:39,107 --> 00:27:40,940
Have you gone crazy?

480
00:27:44,357 --> 00:27:45,347
You shouldn't have done that, mister.

481
00:27:45,348 --> 00:27:47,682
You ruined the market.

482
00:27:47,683 --> 00:27:49,779
The wholesalers won't go for it.

483
00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:52,530
The wholesaler is Mr. Torcillo.

484
00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:56,595
You're a real turkey, mister.

485
00:27:56,596 --> 00:27:59,473
No, the only turkey around
here is what's his name,

486
00:27:59,474 --> 00:28:00,557
Mr. Torcillo.

487
00:28:01,954 --> 00:28:03,861
Now you're in real hot water.

488
00:28:03,862 --> 00:28:05,142
Huh?

489
00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:06,491
Come with us Samson.

490
00:28:06,492 --> 00:28:07,405
Where we going?

491
00:28:07,406 --> 00:28:10,262
When we get there you'll find out.

492
00:28:10,263 --> 00:28:11,112
Ah.

493
00:28:11,113 --> 00:28:12,978
You're getting better old man.

494
00:28:12,979 --> 00:28:14,398
You're a real jerk, Moreno.

495
00:28:14,399 --> 00:28:15,999
It's all your fault.
Me?

496
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,829
What was the big ape from
Amantido doing on that truck?

497
00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:20,249
Next time I see him I'll ask, boss.

498
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:21,790
You're a horse's ass, Moreno.

499
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:22,642
I know.

500
00:28:22,643 --> 00:28:24,542
Oh look, Mr. Torcillo.

501
00:28:24,543 --> 00:28:27,615
Our guys are bringing him up to say hello.

502
00:28:27,616 --> 00:28:29,023
Step it up you big ape.

503
00:28:29,024 --> 00:28:30,482
Hey Kaho, come give us a hand.

504
00:28:30,483 --> 00:28:31,336
Nice boat.

505
00:28:31,337 --> 00:28:33,169
Hold my hat, thanks.

506
00:28:35,283 --> 00:28:38,401
How many bananas this thing carry?

507
00:28:38,402 --> 00:28:41,337
I'm ready, let's start the party.

508
00:28:41,338 --> 00:28:44,090
Hey you, we're gonna
show you a good time now.

509
00:28:44,091 --> 00:28:45,095
We're going dancing?

510
00:28:45,096 --> 00:28:46,058
Yeah, the quickstep.

511
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,401
To start we're square dancing.

512
00:28:47,402 --> 00:28:48,824
I love dancing.

513
00:28:57,639 --> 00:28:58,889
Ha, ha.

514
00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:03,962
That's Kaho's left uppercut.

515
00:29:03,963 --> 00:29:06,151
Luigi's pile driver

516
00:29:06,152 --> 00:29:07,440
and that's a hook from George.

517
00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:11,730
Oh, that one was
Freddie's double whammy.

518
00:29:11,731 --> 00:29:13,509
He's getting a lesson
he'll never forget.

519
00:29:14,859 --> 00:29:16,060
What's so funny?

520
00:29:16,061 --> 00:29:17,668
Get back to Amantido at once.

521
00:29:17,669 --> 00:29:18,633
- Yes, sir.
- That's where you belong.

522
00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:19,915
Right away.

523
00:29:19,916 --> 00:29:20,947
My hat, Moreno.

524
00:29:20,948 --> 00:29:22,035
I'm, frightfully, sorry.

525
00:29:22,036 --> 00:29:23,732
- Idiot.
- Yes, sir.

526
00:29:29,598 --> 00:29:30,708
Hey, Mr. Torcillo.

527
00:29:30,709 --> 00:29:33,008
Don't waste time.

528
00:29:33,009 --> 00:29:34,009
I'm on my way.

529
00:29:42,632 --> 00:29:44,039
Well done, boys.

530
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:48,382
That'll teach him to mess
with Jose Alfonso Torcillo.

531
00:30:03,975 --> 00:30:05,225
Mr. Torcillo.

532
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:09,572
Mr. Torcillo, where are you?

533
00:30:10,546 --> 00:30:13,629
I'm dying to meet you, where are you?

534
00:30:15,012 --> 00:30:17,262
Mr. Torcillo.

535
00:30:22,632 --> 00:30:24,366
Thanks for inviting me to the party.

536
00:31:37,865 --> 00:31:38,698
What's the matter?

537
00:31:38,699 --> 00:31:39,857
Do you want a ticket for jaywalking?

538
00:31:39,858 --> 00:31:41,322
Wait until the light changes.

539
00:31:41,323 --> 00:31:42,490
Walk on green.

540
00:31:44,539 --> 00:31:47,289
Alright, stand back, break it up.

541
00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:53,560
Hey, green.

542
00:31:53,561 --> 00:31:55,790
Hey, lead the way.

543
00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:58,374
I never cross with strangers.

544
00:32:09,155 --> 00:32:13,655
Hey, what are you looking
for at this time of day?

545
00:32:13,656 --> 00:32:15,005
The bishop's office.

546
00:32:15,006 --> 00:32:19,473
A man like yourself
should never dress so badly.

547
00:32:19,474 --> 00:32:21,147
That's why everybody's staring.

548
00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:23,043
Yes sir, the man who
knows what he's looking for

549
00:32:23,044 --> 00:32:24,483
is dressed by Quintaro.

550
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:25,383
Leave it to us.

551
00:32:25,384 --> 00:32:28,668
Take your choice from
a wide range of models.

552
00:32:28,669 --> 00:32:29,589
Thanks.

553
00:32:29,590 --> 00:32:32,422
Quintaro fashion.

554
00:32:35,139 --> 00:32:37,227
Take it up to the
accounting office, miss.

555
00:32:37,228 --> 00:32:38,811
Yes, sir.

556
00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:41,133
Miss.

557
00:32:41,134 --> 00:32:42,668
May I help you, sir?

558
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,513
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

559
00:32:44,514 --> 00:32:46,601
I'd like to buy a new suit of clothes.

560
00:32:46,602 --> 00:32:49,239
We sell domestic appliances, sir.

561
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,560
Perhaps, you mean a TV
set or a washing machine.

562
00:32:52,561 --> 00:32:54,232
No, there was a gent
outside in the window

563
00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:56,189
who told me to come in here
and buy some new clothes.

564
00:32:56,190 --> 00:32:57,664
What gentleman in the window?

565
00:32:57,665 --> 00:32:58,926
I don't understand you.

566
00:32:58,927 --> 00:33:00,927
Please explain yourself.

567
00:33:02,202 --> 00:33:04,494
There was a gent out there
who told me I was badly dressed

568
00:33:04,495 --> 00:33:05,499
and to come in here.

569
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:08,289
Are you from Candid
Camera by any chance?

570
00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:09,706
Look, he must still be out there.

571
00:33:09,707 --> 00:33:12,592
If you don't believe me,
come and see for yourself.

572
00:33:12,593 --> 00:33:15,305
There he was in the
little window right there.

573
00:33:15,306 --> 00:33:19,131
Estrella, the whole milk
guaranteed to give you energy.

574
00:33:19,132 --> 00:33:20,244
No, milk.

575
00:33:20,245 --> 00:33:22,481
That lady's got to be the wife of the gent

576
00:33:22,482 --> 00:33:24,232
who was there before.

577
00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:28,391
Come to think of it, what
are they doing in that box?

578
00:33:28,392 --> 00:33:30,795
You are from Candid Camera, aren't you?

579
00:33:30,796 --> 00:33:33,105
Well, I'm sorry I don't have
time to play your games.

580
00:33:33,106 --> 00:33:34,106
Goodbye.

581
00:33:34,894 --> 00:33:35,727
No, I'm not.

582
00:33:35,728 --> 00:33:38,473
You are handsome, successful

583
00:33:38,474 --> 00:33:40,635
and dynamic.
Who me?

584
00:33:40,636 --> 00:33:43,609
And your deodorant is
that sophisticated aroma

585
00:33:43,610 --> 00:33:46,527
of tropical sex.

586
00:33:58,515 --> 00:34:01,297
Come on, let's be reasonable.

587
00:34:01,298 --> 00:34:03,360
Go back and look again.

588
00:34:03,361 --> 00:34:07,675
Anybody knows the teat
must be pulled on a cow.

589
00:34:07,676 --> 00:34:08,913
Amigos, amigos.

590
00:34:08,914 --> 00:34:10,240
- Where's the horns?
- Would I cheat you?

591
00:34:10,241 --> 00:34:11,981
Real bulls have horns, señor.

592
00:34:11,982 --> 00:34:13,788
But these bulls are special

593
00:34:13,789 --> 00:34:15,471
and a rare breed from the mountains.

594
00:34:15,472 --> 00:34:16,897
They have their horns under the skin.

595
00:34:16,898 --> 00:34:19,065
To make them pop out you
have to pull their ears.

596
00:34:19,066 --> 00:34:20,432
Hey, get him.

597
00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,151
Get him now.

598
00:34:22,152 --> 00:34:24,926
You bully, come back here!

599
00:34:24,927 --> 00:34:27,594
Wait till I get my hands on you.

600
00:34:30,089 --> 00:34:31,506
Oh, now listen.

601
00:34:32,513 --> 00:34:34,602
I can explain everything.

602
00:34:34,603 --> 00:34:35,770
Help!

603
00:34:36,803 --> 00:34:38,176
Don't beat me up.

604
00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:40,677
Let me tell you about the pig.

605
00:34:44,293 --> 00:34:45,263
Please don't hurt me.

606
00:34:45,264 --> 00:34:47,236
Please don't hurt me.

607
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:51,681
Thank you, thank you for.

608
00:34:51,682 --> 00:34:52,710
I don't know how to pay you back.

609
00:34:52,711 --> 00:34:54,961
I'll be eternally grateful.

610
00:34:56,343 --> 00:34:58,211
I saved your life

611
00:34:58,212 --> 00:34:59,203
and pay you myself.

612
00:34:59,204 --> 00:35:00,837
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

613
00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:01,736
I know, I know.

614
00:35:01,737 --> 00:35:02,798
I've been looking for you.

615
00:35:02,799 --> 00:35:05,044
I made a terrible mistake
and sold you a license

616
00:35:05,045 --> 00:35:05,878
but so help me,

617
00:35:05,879 --> 00:35:08,308
I made a terrible mistake that
I made out to somebody else

618
00:35:08,309 --> 00:35:09,842
and I've been looking for you ever since

619
00:35:09,843 --> 00:35:11,766
to give you your money back

620
00:35:11,767 --> 00:35:12,962
and see I have it right here,

621
00:35:12,963 --> 00:35:14,046
right, right.

622
00:35:16,628 --> 00:35:17,545
There it is.

623
00:35:17,545 --> 00:35:18,545
Here.

624
00:35:25,574 --> 00:35:26,574
Yeah.

625
00:35:32,118 --> 00:35:36,285
Why does everybody think
I'm trying to cheat them?

626
00:35:38,036 --> 00:35:40,018
Listen you little squirt.

627
00:35:40,019 --> 00:35:42,292
I have to go get a baptism certificate.

628
00:35:42,293 --> 00:35:43,523
Will you show me the way?

629
00:35:43,524 --> 00:35:45,282
I know the bishop's office inside out.

630
00:35:45,283 --> 00:35:46,250
Sure, I'll take you.

631
00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:47,115
One more thing.

632
00:35:47,116 --> 00:35:50,599
Can I barter this for
a new set of clothes?

633
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,433
New set of clothes.

634
00:35:51,434 --> 00:35:52,681
Mm-Hmm.

635
00:35:52,682 --> 00:35:54,289
A suit of...

636
00:35:54,290 --> 00:35:58,009
Sure, I know a great tailor who
has the best prices in town.

637
00:35:58,010 --> 00:35:59,847
You mean with the little
bitty piece of paper

638
00:35:59,848 --> 00:36:01,424
I can get new clothes from head to toe.

639
00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:02,677
Sure, if you're going to see the bishop,

640
00:36:02,678 --> 00:36:04,548
it's the habit that makes the monk.

641
00:36:04,549 --> 00:36:05,462
Monk?

642
00:36:05,462 --> 00:36:06,412
It's a figure of speech.

643
00:36:06,413 --> 00:36:07,649
It means that people
judge you by your clothes.

644
00:36:07,650 --> 00:36:09,104
Either you're a guy with class

645
00:36:09,105 --> 00:36:12,084
or you're a Joe Blow like
all the other schmucks.

646
00:36:12,085 --> 00:36:15,452
Huh, everyone's always
talking about Joe Blow.

647
00:36:15,453 --> 00:36:16,601
Is he someone special?

648
00:36:16,602 --> 00:36:18,269
Now the other way.

649
00:36:19,907 --> 00:36:21,609
We need a little tuck here.

650
00:36:21,610 --> 00:36:23,247
Oh, what wonderful biceps.

651
00:36:23,248 --> 00:36:25,720
I came for a suit of
clothes not a massage.

652
00:36:25,721 --> 00:36:26,924
Sorry.

653
00:36:26,925 --> 00:36:27,925
Mm.

654
00:36:28,847 --> 00:36:31,383
Let's see, it looks terrific,

655
00:36:31,384 --> 00:36:32,836
just terrific

656
00:36:32,837 --> 00:36:35,170
but there's something missing.

657
00:36:35,171 --> 00:36:37,723
I have it, a pair of shoes.

658
00:36:37,724 --> 00:36:40,379
I was just about to suggest that myself

659
00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:42,302
and I happen to have the perfect Ascot.

660
00:36:42,303 --> 00:36:44,781
Of course, sir, your friend
does have exceptionally

661
00:36:44,782 --> 00:36:46,078
interesting feet.

662
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:47,928
I think a 58 will do the trick.

663
00:36:47,929 --> 00:36:48,891
I don't want them.

664
00:36:48,891 --> 00:36:49,752
And he's, absolutely, right.

665
00:36:49,752 --> 00:36:50,585
He doesn't want your shoes,

666
00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:52,502
he want the shoes I'm going
to give him as a gift.

667
00:36:52,503 --> 00:36:54,086
I'll be right back.

668
00:37:13,456 --> 00:37:16,226
Now, are you comfortable in the crouch?

669
00:37:16,227 --> 00:37:17,777
Hey, quit that.

670
00:37:17,778 --> 00:37:20,091
What's with the kneeling?

671
00:37:20,092 --> 00:37:22,259
Something queer about you.

672
00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:26,376
Señor, señor.

673
00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:27,356
Just the two for you.
No, thanks.

674
00:37:27,357 --> 00:37:28,369
No thanks, I don't buy shoes,

675
00:37:28,370 --> 00:37:29,298
I sell them wholesale.

676
00:37:29,299 --> 00:37:31,402
I'll be back in a couple weeks
and I'll have a deal for you.

677
00:37:31,403 --> 00:37:33,104
I have a stock that's
coming direct from Italy.

678
00:37:33,105 --> 00:37:36,141
- Gracias, señor.
- Don't mention it.

679
00:37:36,142 --> 00:37:38,728
Oh, we've seen the last of your friend.

680
00:37:38,729 --> 00:37:41,898
Here, just the shoes for you,

681
00:37:41,899 --> 00:37:43,574
with my compliments.

682
00:37:43,575 --> 00:37:44,962
- Thanks.
- Don't mention it.

683
00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:47,458
By the way, while we're
talking about your friend,

684
00:37:47,459 --> 00:37:49,504
he mentioned that you would
also be paying for all

685
00:37:49,505 --> 00:37:51,918
those suits I made him,
which he never paid for.

686
00:37:51,919 --> 00:37:54,738
Oh no, you're up the wrong tree.

687
00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:57,706
I'm paying for what I'm wearing, how much?

688
00:37:57,707 --> 00:37:58,999
1000 with discount.

689
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,167
This enough?

690
00:38:01,984 --> 00:38:04,811
But this isn't worth
the paper it's printed on.

691
00:38:04,812 --> 00:38:07,844
This is a publicity
gimmick for a new movie.

692
00:38:07,845 --> 00:38:10,948
What a pity darling, I'm
afraid you've been had.

693
00:38:10,949 --> 00:38:12,982
This stuffs no good,
it's not worth anything?

694
00:38:12,983 --> 00:38:13,846
Exactly.

695
00:38:13,847 --> 00:38:15,799
I wouldn't even use it
to wipe my you know what.

696
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,454
I mean just feel the paper.

697
00:38:17,455 --> 00:38:19,803
I'm use to super, soft tissue.

698
00:38:19,804 --> 00:38:22,188
If I see him again, I'll
ram it down his throat.

699
00:38:22,189 --> 00:38:23,189
Hmm.

700
00:38:23,955 --> 00:38:26,372
What about this stuff, huh?

701
00:38:28,153 --> 00:38:29,890
Ah, you have money after all.

702
00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:32,089
Real coin of the realm this time

703
00:38:32,090 --> 00:38:33,504
but if it's all you have darling,

704
00:38:33,505 --> 00:38:35,574
I wouldn't dream of leaving your broke.

705
00:38:35,575 --> 00:38:37,370
Here, I'll take 500 on account.

706
00:38:37,371 --> 00:38:40,075
Pay me the rest when you can.

707
00:38:40,076 --> 00:38:44,050
Hey but I'm gonna pick
up my birth certificate

708
00:38:44,051 --> 00:38:46,238
and go right back to Amantido.

709
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,646
Oh well, then you'll be here for days.

710
00:38:48,647 --> 00:38:50,659
I mean, you're dealing with bureaucrats

711
00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:53,039
and they're always four times
as slow as anybody else,

712
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,756
except when they're collecting taxes.

713
00:38:55,757 --> 00:38:57,390
Have you a place to lay your head?

714
00:38:57,391 --> 00:38:58,391
Hmm.

715
00:39:00,318 --> 00:39:02,301
You can come home with me if you like?

716
00:39:02,302 --> 00:39:03,838
No, no.

717
00:39:03,839 --> 00:39:05,050
As you wish.

718
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,338
You should find a job, you know,

719
00:39:06,339 --> 00:39:07,848
or you'll be broke in no time.

720
00:39:07,849 --> 00:39:08,682
It shouldn't be difficult,

721
00:39:08,683 --> 00:39:11,611
there's always somebody who
can use those wonderful biceps.

722
00:39:11,612 --> 00:39:13,308
Why not go to the Mocambo Nightclub

723
00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:15,360
and apply for a job as a bouncer.

724
00:39:15,361 --> 00:39:18,073
I'm told it pays, extremely, well.

725
00:39:18,074 --> 00:39:19,675
What's a bouncer have to do?

726
00:39:19,676 --> 00:39:21,602
Yes, we're looking for a bouncer.

727
00:39:21,603 --> 00:39:24,409
From 6:00 p.m. to 6:00
a.m. you will work in here.

728
00:39:24,410 --> 00:39:26,343
If you see anybody molesting the customers

729
00:39:26,344 --> 00:39:28,486
and, especially, the girls
who work in the club,

730
00:39:28,487 --> 00:39:31,339
you will intervene and
kick his ass out the door.

731
00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:32,731
You mean that's all I gotta do?

732
00:39:32,732 --> 00:39:34,470
The compensation is 50 a night.

733
00:39:34,471 --> 00:39:36,627
- In flour and sugar?
- No, in dollars.

734
00:39:36,628 --> 00:39:40,345
Oh yeah, it's a quarter,

735
00:39:40,346 --> 00:39:44,668
quarter of a half of a load of bananas.

736
00:39:44,669 --> 00:39:46,644
What does this have to do with bananas?

737
00:39:47,477 --> 00:39:50,055
They make the world go round.

738
00:39:50,056 --> 00:39:51,056
Hmm.

739
00:42:11,295 --> 00:42:12,534
Surrounded by giblets.

740
00:42:16,604 --> 00:42:17,604
What am I paying you for

741
00:42:17,605 --> 00:42:19,345
if you can't even find the big hulk.

742
00:42:19,346 --> 00:42:20,863
Shh.

743
00:42:20,864 --> 00:42:22,001
The midgets might have some excuse

744
00:42:22,002 --> 00:42:24,026
but he's the size of a mountain.

745
00:42:24,027 --> 00:42:25,038
He must have hold up somewhere

746
00:42:25,039 --> 00:42:26,857
to wait for us to forget him.
Oh, sure.

747
00:42:26,858 --> 00:42:28,939
If you find him, I'll
tear him apart myself.

748
00:42:28,940 --> 00:42:30,226
Good man.

749
00:42:30,227 --> 00:42:31,860
Everyday.

750
00:42:32,693 --> 00:42:34,269
Done.
Shh.

751
00:42:34,270 --> 00:42:35,394
Shh.

752
00:42:38,190 --> 00:42:39,314
- Good evening, boss.
- Evening.

753
00:42:39,315 --> 00:42:41,788
If you follow me I'll
show you to your table.

754
00:42:41,789 --> 00:42:44,092
First, I have a few phone calls to make.

755
00:42:44,093 --> 00:42:45,114
Who's the singer?

756
00:42:45,115 --> 00:42:45,948
She ain't bad.

757
00:42:45,949 --> 00:42:46,970
Her name's Dorianne, boss.

758
00:42:46,971 --> 00:42:48,677
This is her first night
on a months contract.

759
00:42:48,678 --> 00:42:50,154
Did she accept all the usual terms?

760
00:42:50,155 --> 00:42:51,057
Of course.

761
00:42:51,057 --> 00:42:51,890
Where's she staying?

762
00:42:51,891 --> 00:42:55,270
In one of your hotels,
the Ambassador Towers, boss.

763
00:42:55,271 --> 00:42:56,271
Perfect.

764
00:43:27,373 --> 00:43:29,206
Orange soda, please.

765
00:43:37,314 --> 00:43:39,806
Come with me sweetheart
and come to my table.

766
00:43:39,807 --> 00:43:40,941
I'm very generous.

767
00:43:40,942 --> 00:43:42,835
No thanks, I don't work the tables.

768
00:43:42,836 --> 00:43:43,964
Oh, you don't have to work,

769
00:43:43,965 --> 00:43:45,382
I'm inviting you.

770
00:43:46,537 --> 00:43:47,851
What are you doing, man?

771
00:43:47,852 --> 00:43:49,509
You're molesting the girl,
so I'm kicking your ass out.

772
00:43:49,510 --> 00:43:50,908
Hey, let go of me.

773
00:43:50,909 --> 00:43:52,801
Obviously, you don't know who I am.

774
00:43:52,802 --> 00:43:55,434
Right, I never saw you before.

775
00:43:55,435 --> 00:43:56,651
You can't do this to me.

776
00:43:56,652 --> 00:43:57,904
I'll have you fired.
Out.

777
00:43:57,905 --> 00:43:59,935
Nobody treats me this way.

778
00:43:59,936 --> 00:44:01,019
Let go of me.

779
00:44:02,452 --> 00:44:03,777
When a customer invites you to his table

780
00:44:03,778 --> 00:44:06,025
you should accept, especially,
when he's the undersecretary

781
00:44:06,026 --> 00:44:07,424
for foreign affairs.

782
00:44:07,425 --> 00:44:09,552
I think he's just an ill-mannered pig.

783
00:44:09,553 --> 00:44:11,607
You need to have some
sense slapped into you.

784
00:44:11,608 --> 00:44:13,027
Why don't you go ahead and try.

785
00:44:13,028 --> 00:44:14,910
Don't provoke.

786
00:44:14,911 --> 00:44:15,744
Are you out of your,

787
00:44:15,745 --> 00:44:17,360
what the hell do you think
you're doing, I'm the manager.

788
00:44:17,361 --> 00:44:18,397
I'm gonna kick your ass out the door

789
00:44:18,398 --> 00:44:19,719
for molesting the girl.

790
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:20,553
Come on.

791
00:44:20,554 --> 00:44:21,658
Take your hands off of me.

792
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:22,976
That's an order.

793
00:44:22,977 --> 00:44:25,144
You're fired, you big ape.

794
00:44:29,659 --> 00:44:30,810
How dare you.

795
00:44:30,811 --> 00:44:32,334
Get off the premises at once,

796
00:44:32,335 --> 00:44:33,377
at once.

797
00:44:39,576 --> 00:44:41,804
If I get Cambodia,
I'll fire the lot of ya.

798
00:44:41,805 --> 00:44:42,805
I'm serious.

799
00:44:45,728 --> 00:44:47,969
This is no time to hold a first aid class.

800
00:44:47,970 --> 00:44:49,741
Aren't you suppose to be
hunting down the ape man?

801
00:44:49,742 --> 00:44:50,575
Yes, indeed.

802
00:44:50,575 --> 00:44:51,408
So, what are you waiting for?

803
00:44:51,409 --> 00:44:52,612
- Yes, boss.
- Right away, boss.

804
00:44:52,613 --> 00:44:54,851
I want him, permanently,
removed from the city.

805
00:44:54,852 --> 00:44:58,211
No one messes with Jose Alfonso Torcillo.

806
00:45:09,021 --> 00:45:10,676
Hey, it's Diego the manager.

807
00:45:10,677 --> 00:45:12,032
- What happened?
- Who was he?

808
00:45:12,033 --> 00:45:13,126
Did he fall down the stairs?

809
00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:16,460
Easy, pick him up and take him inside.

810
00:45:19,874 --> 00:45:21,845
How are you, baby?

811
00:45:21,846 --> 00:45:22,679
Fine, thank you.

812
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,554
Why don't you come over to the table?

813
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,384
Well, actually, I'm
not that kind of girl.

814
00:45:26,385 --> 00:45:28,147
Ah, girl after my own heart.

815
00:45:28,148 --> 00:45:31,013
No beating around the bush, huh, baby?

816
00:45:31,014 --> 00:45:32,728
Let me drive you home, huh?

817
00:45:32,729 --> 00:45:33,729
Okay.

818
00:45:34,655 --> 00:45:35,794
Is he molesting you?

819
00:45:35,795 --> 00:45:37,050
- The ape man.
- In a way.

820
00:45:37,051 --> 00:45:37,884
Oh God.

821
00:45:37,884 --> 00:45:38,717
You're molesting the girl,

822
00:45:38,718 --> 00:45:41,428
so I'm kicking your ass out the door.

823
00:45:41,429 --> 00:45:43,596
You don't know who I am.

824
00:45:50,296 --> 00:45:52,861
The bouncer bounced me right on my ass.

825
00:45:55,153 --> 00:45:56,435
Gee, it's the boss.

826
00:45:56,436 --> 00:45:58,142
Boss, what happened?

827
00:45:58,143 --> 00:45:59,346
Did you hurt yourself?

828
00:45:59,347 --> 00:46:01,680
Did you hurt yourself, boss?

829
00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:04,709
- Come with me, hurry.
- Where?

830
00:46:04,710 --> 00:46:07,293
Don't ask questions, come on.

831
00:46:09,721 --> 00:46:10,554
Where are we going?

832
00:46:10,555 --> 00:46:11,692
You just threw the boss out the door.

833
00:46:11,693 --> 00:46:13,906
You better disappear.

834
00:46:13,907 --> 00:46:15,816
I've done my job and I want my money.

835
00:46:15,817 --> 00:46:18,138
You're gonna lose your
job because you defended me.

836
00:46:18,139 --> 00:46:20,490
If you don't leave now I'll lose mine too.

837
00:46:20,491 --> 00:46:21,739
Okay.

838
00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:24,573
It was very nice working with you.

839
00:46:27,603 --> 00:46:28,891
Oh my ass, my ass.

840
00:46:28,892 --> 00:46:30,264
- Put him on the couch.
- You imbeciles.

841
00:46:30,265 --> 00:46:32,725
You turkey, you dimwits.

842
00:46:32,726 --> 00:46:33,822
Oh God, easy, easy.

843
00:46:33,823 --> 00:46:34,906
Please, easy.

844
00:46:37,690 --> 00:46:39,974
It was the ape man who
threw me down the stairs.

845
00:46:39,975 --> 00:46:41,070
You're delirious.

846
00:46:41,071 --> 00:46:41,904
Huh?

847
00:46:41,905 --> 00:46:43,663
Believe it or not, it was Banana Joe.

848
00:46:43,664 --> 00:46:45,833
That's the government people.

849
00:46:45,834 --> 00:46:47,000
He's blasted my car

850
00:46:47,001 --> 00:46:48,119
and now my business.

851
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:52,176
He's almost bankrupted me by
halving the price of bananas.

852
00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:56,123
He even threw me out
of my own private club.

853
00:46:56,124 --> 00:46:57,911
What are you waiting for?

854
00:46:57,912 --> 00:47:00,452
Go get him.
Yes, boss.

855
00:47:00,453 --> 00:47:02,960
Show the big ape who I am.

856
00:47:02,961 --> 00:47:05,461
I want him hanged by his ears.

857
00:47:10,232 --> 00:47:13,149
But how many bananas did you eat?

858
00:47:14,934 --> 00:47:17,425
All of them, wasn't I suppose to?

859
00:47:17,426 --> 00:47:19,426
Would you like coffee?

860
00:47:23,573 --> 00:47:24,656
No, thanks.

861
00:47:29,601 --> 00:47:32,095
Why are you looking at me like that?

862
00:47:32,096 --> 00:47:34,522
Have you never seen a woman before?

863
00:47:35,955 --> 00:47:37,335
Well, yeah, one or two

864
00:47:37,336 --> 00:47:41,349
but nothing like you, no.

865
00:47:41,350 --> 00:47:43,938
Are you wearing stockings?

866
00:47:43,939 --> 00:47:45,106
No, not now.

867
00:47:45,975 --> 00:47:49,788
I want to make a baby with you.

868
00:47:49,789 --> 00:47:50,789
Oh.

869
00:47:55,451 --> 00:47:58,136
You don't waste anytime, do you?

870
00:47:58,137 --> 00:48:01,025
Where did you say you were from?

871
00:48:01,026 --> 00:48:02,808
It's called Amantido.

872
00:48:02,809 --> 00:48:07,003
It's a lovely island off the mainland.

873
00:48:07,004 --> 00:48:09,530
Are they all like you in Amantido?

874
00:48:09,531 --> 00:48:11,948
Well, not everyone.

875
00:48:12,829 --> 00:48:14,397
Some are a bit thinner.

876
00:48:17,102 --> 00:48:19,845
Do you ask every woman
you see for the first time

877
00:48:19,846 --> 00:48:21,941
to have your child?

878
00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:24,566
You mean, it ain't right to?

879
00:48:24,567 --> 00:48:26,150
I don't know.

880
00:48:26,151 --> 00:48:28,665
I guess it's original.

881
00:48:28,666 --> 00:48:29,666
Well...

882
00:48:30,856 --> 00:48:35,023
If don't want to I won't be offended.

883
00:48:35,988 --> 00:48:38,361
I guess I'm not your type.

884
00:48:38,362 --> 00:48:40,493
No, it's not that.

885
00:48:40,494 --> 00:48:41,841
Listen, Joe.

886
00:48:41,842 --> 00:48:44,052
You're not suppose to be that blunt.

887
00:48:44,053 --> 00:48:46,423
You have to court a
woman, send her flowers,

888
00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:48,188
spend some time together

889
00:48:48,189 --> 00:48:52,189
and then, if things work
out, you talk children.

890
00:48:53,177 --> 00:48:54,177
Flowers.

891
00:48:55,045 --> 00:48:57,682
Well, why don't we make the baby

892
00:48:57,683 --> 00:49:00,315
and then we talk flowers, huh?

893
00:49:00,316 --> 00:49:01,565
I'll tell you what I'll do,

894
00:49:01,566 --> 00:49:03,492
I'll think about it and let you know.

895
00:49:03,493 --> 00:49:05,332
I'll wait here.

896
00:49:05,333 --> 00:49:08,263
As far as today is concerned,

897
00:49:08,264 --> 00:49:09,552
I'm going to bed.

898
00:49:09,553 --> 00:49:11,386
That's more like it.

899
00:49:12,580 --> 00:49:14,635
And you're going to the bishop's office.

900
00:49:14,636 --> 00:49:18,219
After all Joe, isn't
that what you told me?

901
00:49:31,339 --> 00:49:32,666
- Father.
- Yes.

902
00:49:32,667 --> 00:49:34,503
Would you do me a favor.

903
00:49:34,504 --> 00:49:36,913
Of course, if I can.

904
00:49:36,914 --> 00:49:38,693
- Hi.
- Hello.

905
00:49:38,694 --> 00:49:40,284
I gotta have a baptism certificate,

906
00:49:40,285 --> 00:49:41,118
where do I go?

907
00:49:41,119 --> 00:49:43,200
Oh, that's Father Enriquez's department.

908
00:49:43,201 --> 00:49:44,517
He's at prayer at this moment.

909
00:49:44,518 --> 00:49:45,944
You may join him if you like.

910
00:49:45,945 --> 00:49:48,028
Our church is over there.

911
00:50:02,134 --> 00:50:03,134
It's hot.

912
00:50:10,207 --> 00:50:11,540
Father Enriquez.

913
00:50:12,919 --> 00:50:13,919
Shh.

914
00:50:15,284 --> 00:50:16,284
Shh.

915
00:50:18,790 --> 00:50:20,000
Shh.

916
00:50:20,001 --> 00:50:22,330
No shouting in the house of God.

917
00:50:22,331 --> 00:50:24,636
I gotta see a man
called Father Enriquez.

918
00:50:24,637 --> 00:50:28,137
- He's in the confessional.
- Thanks a lot.

919
00:51:11,575 --> 00:51:12,575
Shh.

920
00:51:14,916 --> 00:51:15,916
Shh.

921
00:51:19,191 --> 00:51:20,967
Pleases God, if I've done something bad

922
00:51:20,968 --> 00:51:22,885
I'm just a poor sinner.

923
00:51:26,109 --> 00:51:27,387
Shh.

924
00:51:33,189 --> 00:51:35,142
It must have been a firetruck.

925
00:51:35,143 --> 00:51:36,772
Do you wish to confess my son?

926
00:51:36,773 --> 00:51:40,190
He must have broken my jaw.

927
00:51:59,035 --> 00:52:00,035
Shh.

928
00:52:12,859 --> 00:52:15,568
Oh señor, you broke your rosary.

929
00:52:15,569 --> 00:52:18,076
Use this one, it's a present.

930
00:52:18,077 --> 00:52:19,744
Thank you, sister.

931
00:52:20,791 --> 00:52:23,701
Amen, Father Christ.

932
00:52:29,359 --> 00:52:31,076
Father Enriquez.

933
00:52:31,077 --> 00:52:32,077
Shh.

934
00:52:34,249 --> 00:52:35,199
Shh.

935
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,967
I will help you most willingly my son

936
00:52:36,968 --> 00:52:38,681
but it is beyond my power,

937
00:52:38,682 --> 00:52:40,997
thanks to the interventions
of the pyromaniac.

938
00:52:40,998 --> 00:52:43,225
I'll go ask him then, where is he?

939
00:52:43,226 --> 00:52:46,976
Unfortunately, it's
not that simple my son.

940
00:52:47,882 --> 00:52:50,706
Five years ago, all our
archives were destroyed

941
00:52:50,707 --> 00:52:52,216
when the building caught fire.

942
00:52:52,217 --> 00:52:53,599
What do I do?

943
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,271
We have no record of you here.

944
00:52:55,272 --> 00:52:57,042
Well, then how do I prove I exist?

945
00:52:57,043 --> 00:52:58,884
First, go to the state department.

946
00:52:58,885 --> 00:52:59,718
Yeah.

947
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,571
And ask for the registry office

948
00:53:01,572 --> 00:53:03,443
and there you tell them that you're.

949
00:53:03,444 --> 00:53:04,674
Banana Joe.

950
00:53:04,675 --> 00:53:06,500
And your parents are?

951
00:53:06,501 --> 00:53:08,940
Well, I don't remember
having any parents.

952
00:53:08,941 --> 00:53:09,774
I understand.

953
00:53:09,775 --> 00:53:11,232
That makes you son of PU.

954
00:53:11,233 --> 00:53:12,369
No, no, that can't be.

955
00:53:12,370 --> 00:53:14,309
I mean, do I look Chinese?

956
00:53:14,310 --> 00:53:15,551
Parents unknown.

957
00:53:15,552 --> 00:53:16,711
Well, don't worry my son.

958
00:53:16,712 --> 00:53:18,851
Somewhere, somebody
will have a file on you.

959
00:53:18,852 --> 00:53:20,517
You'll see.
The registry office.

960
00:53:20,518 --> 00:53:22,138
Stay till Sunday, tomorrow, my son.

961
00:53:22,139 --> 00:53:23,600
Do you have a place to sleep?

962
00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:24,684
I guess so.

963
00:53:33,207 --> 00:53:34,141
Who's there.

964
00:53:34,142 --> 00:53:36,125
A secret admirer, do you like champagne?

965
00:53:36,126 --> 00:53:37,954
Oh, Mr. Torcillo.

966
00:53:37,955 --> 00:53:39,827
Jose Alfonso.

967
00:53:39,828 --> 00:53:41,302
It's rather late.

968
00:53:41,303 --> 00:53:42,810
I was about to go to bed.

969
00:53:42,811 --> 00:53:44,016
Great idea, baby.

970
00:53:45,150 --> 00:53:46,970
Why don't we have a nightcap.

971
00:53:46,971 --> 00:53:49,037
You wouldn't want me to drink the bubbly

972
00:53:49,038 --> 00:53:50,855
out here on my own, would you?

973
00:53:50,856 --> 00:53:53,637
Well, alright but just for a minute.

974
00:53:53,638 --> 00:53:54,973
I'll go and put something on.

975
00:53:54,974 --> 00:53:55,974
Perfect.

976
00:53:59,168 --> 00:54:00,701
Quick hide.

977
00:54:00,702 --> 00:54:01,717
He mustn't find you here,

978
00:54:01,718 --> 00:54:04,239
I'll be out of a job.

979
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:05,908
You really want me to hide in here?

980
00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,467
Shh, make it fast.

981
00:54:07,468 --> 00:54:09,762
My career depends on
him right now, so hide.

982
00:54:10,908 --> 00:54:13,042
Yeah, love playing hide and seek,

983
00:54:13,043 --> 00:54:15,126
especially with the kids.

984
00:54:16,490 --> 00:54:18,573
No, I'd look under there.

985
00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:21,309
Come on in.

986
00:54:21,310 --> 00:54:22,508
You know, you really
should have warned me.

987
00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:23,681
I hope you like the apartment.

988
00:54:23,682 --> 00:54:26,200
I happen to own this hotel.

989
00:54:26,201 --> 00:54:27,225
Oh, yes.

990
00:54:27,226 --> 00:54:28,581
Everything's fine.

991
00:54:28,582 --> 00:54:29,482
Oh, look at that.

992
00:54:29,483 --> 00:54:32,295
You, obviously, love to eat bananas.

993
00:54:32,296 --> 00:54:35,709
It's as if you knew that,
that's the way to my heart.

994
00:54:35,710 --> 00:54:37,094
Oh, my arm.

995
00:54:37,095 --> 00:54:40,154
I'm so sorry for what
happened last night.

996
00:54:40,155 --> 00:54:41,828
Oh, it doesn't matter.

997
00:54:41,829 --> 00:54:44,693
I'll be fine after a few
days rest and relaxation

998
00:54:44,694 --> 00:54:47,458
and you're just what the doctor ordered.

999
00:54:47,459 --> 00:54:49,405
Yes, I'm sorry Mr. Torcillo

1000
00:54:49,406 --> 00:54:52,260
but I'm not the type
of girl you think I am.

1001
00:54:52,261 --> 00:54:54,064
I just want someone to talk to.

1002
00:54:54,065 --> 00:54:55,764
You see, my nerves are
shot because I am being

1003
00:54:55,765 --> 00:54:58,266
persecuted by this big, bearded ape.

1004
00:54:58,267 --> 00:55:00,077
I'm not in the mood to
make amorous advances.

1005
00:55:00,078 --> 00:55:01,490
I just want a little compassion

1006
00:55:01,491 --> 00:55:03,936
from somebody I like.

1007
00:55:03,937 --> 00:55:05,327
When I like somebody
I have to possess her.

1008
00:55:05,328 --> 00:55:06,328
Don't!

1009
00:55:06,994 --> 00:55:08,336
Oh, good heavens, I'm sorry.

1010
00:55:08,337 --> 00:55:09,351
It was an accident.

1011
00:55:09,352 --> 00:55:11,481
I'm sure it was.

1012
00:55:11,482 --> 00:55:12,839
Where's the bathroom?

1013
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,590
I've gotta bath it in cold water.

1014
00:55:27,717 --> 00:55:29,884
My towel, my towel, towel.

1015
00:55:40,032 --> 00:55:42,099
It was him, it was him, it was him.

1016
00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:43,749
There's no one here.

1017
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:46,081
But where did he go?

1018
00:55:46,082 --> 00:55:47,469
We're alone.

1019
00:55:47,470 --> 00:55:49,913
There's no one else in the house.

1020
00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:52,664
You must have been hallucinating.

1021
00:55:53,802 --> 00:55:55,135
If you say so.

1022
00:55:57,118 --> 00:55:58,868
I see him everywhere.

1023
00:56:01,150 --> 00:56:03,650
There he is now in the mirror.

1024
00:56:06,434 --> 00:56:09,767
No, you can't call that a hallucination.

1025
00:56:12,761 --> 00:56:14,923
We need some bananas.

1026
00:56:14,924 --> 00:56:16,766
I can assure you, there's no one here.

1027
00:56:16,767 --> 00:56:20,829
I know but I'm going to check anyway.

1028
00:56:20,830 --> 00:56:23,539
Oh, you're right, a hallucination.

1029
00:56:23,540 --> 00:56:26,109
There he is standing over there.

1030
00:56:26,110 --> 00:56:28,253
A hallucination.

1031
00:56:28,254 --> 00:56:29,254
A halluci...

1032
00:56:33,697 --> 00:56:35,058
Mr. Torcillo.

1033
00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:37,054
What, you mean that was Torcillo?

1034
00:56:44,049 --> 00:56:45,794
What do I pay you buffoons for?

1035
00:56:45,795 --> 00:56:47,883
Find the big ape I told you

1036
00:56:47,884 --> 00:56:50,391
and who finds him, I find him, I find him

1037
00:56:50,392 --> 00:56:53,232
and he's so terrifying I leaped
out of a third floor window.

1038
00:56:53,233 --> 00:56:54,066
Owe!

1039
00:56:54,067 --> 00:56:56,455
Right into a giant cactus.

1040
00:56:56,456 --> 00:56:58,538
The doc's doing a great job, boss.

1041
00:56:58,539 --> 00:57:00,109
The boy's taken out 325.

1042
00:57:00,110 --> 00:57:01,110
And 26.

1043
00:57:02,402 --> 00:57:03,868
A banana a day keeps the doctor away.

1044
00:57:03,869 --> 00:57:04,824
Not true boss.

1045
00:57:04,825 --> 00:57:06,505
It's an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

1046
00:57:08,148 --> 00:57:09,899
Find the ape.

1047
00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:12,796
I give you two days, 48
hours to find the big hulk

1048
00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:14,600
and wipe him off the face of the Earth

1049
00:57:14,601 --> 00:57:16,519
or I, personally, will
see that you are the ones

1050
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,355
that are wiped off the face of the Earth.

1051
00:57:18,356 --> 00:57:19,356
Owe!

1052
00:57:29,086 --> 00:57:31,229
See Joe, you can get
your picture over there.

1053
00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:32,225
In that little hut?

1054
00:57:32,225 --> 00:57:33,149
Yeah.

1055
00:57:33,150 --> 00:57:34,266
What do I want with a picture?

1056
00:57:34,267 --> 00:57:36,125
It's the first thing
they ask for when you apply

1057
00:57:36,126 --> 00:57:37,349
for your ID card.

1058
00:57:37,350 --> 00:57:38,183
Oh, yeah.

1059
00:57:38,184 --> 00:57:40,427
You look better dressed like that.

1060
00:57:40,428 --> 00:57:42,834
You look more hip, Joe.

1061
00:57:42,835 --> 00:57:44,724
Thanks, see ya.

1062
00:57:44,725 --> 00:57:46,303
Anytime you want to sleep
on my couch you're welcome.

1063
00:57:46,304 --> 00:57:47,511
Oh, thanks.

1064
00:57:47,512 --> 00:57:48,395
I don't know if it's hip

1065
00:57:48,396 --> 00:57:50,656
but in those other clothes
I was almost choked.

1066
00:57:50,657 --> 00:57:52,446
See you.
Take care.

1067
00:57:52,447 --> 00:57:53,280
Bye bye.

1068
00:57:53,281 --> 00:57:54,697
Bye.

1069
00:58:11,003 --> 00:58:13,036
Hey, what's happened?

1070
00:58:13,037 --> 00:58:14,537
Is that it?

1071
00:58:14,538 --> 00:58:16,038
What do I do know.

1072
00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:20,829
Where are the photographs?

1073
00:58:22,053 --> 00:58:24,053
Hey, that's pretty neat.

1074
00:58:39,418 --> 00:58:42,419
Excuse me, am I okay
for the registry office?

1075
00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:44,670
Straight through, please.

1076
00:58:56,388 --> 00:58:58,298
- Excuse me, ma'am.
- Get to the back of the line.

1077
00:58:58,299 --> 00:59:00,824
I've been waiting here till
6 o'clock in the morning

1078
00:59:00,825 --> 00:59:02,658
with all these people.

1079
00:59:07,201 --> 00:59:08,696
Excuse me, where can I find the boss?

1080
00:59:08,697 --> 00:59:09,960
I have no idea but over there,

1081
00:59:09,961 --> 00:59:13,294
there's a guy who shouts a lot, ask him.

1082
00:59:15,596 --> 00:59:17,018
I can't listen
to you all at once,

1083
00:59:17,019 --> 00:59:19,222
one at a time please, wait your turn.

1084
00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:20,434
Who's next?

1085
00:59:20,435 --> 00:59:21,919
Where's your birth certificate?

1086
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,381
One at a time please.

1087
00:59:23,382 --> 00:59:24,995
Take your application form and this number

1088
00:59:24,996 --> 00:59:26,276
over to position two.

1089
00:59:26,277 --> 00:59:27,277
Next please.

1090
00:59:28,296 --> 00:59:29,947
Alright, take it easy.

1091
00:59:29,948 --> 00:59:30,948
Who's next?

1092
00:59:32,032 --> 00:59:33,507
I know there's a long line, ma'am

1093
00:59:33,508 --> 00:59:34,366
but it's not my fault.

1094
00:59:34,367 --> 00:59:36,742
Write a letter to the president.

1095
00:59:36,743 --> 00:59:38,659
I've been coming here for years to get

1096
00:59:38,660 --> 00:59:40,098
my pension application stamped.

1097
00:59:40,099 --> 00:59:40,932
What was that?

1098
00:59:40,933 --> 00:59:43,031
I've been trying for
years to get my pension.

1099
00:59:43,032 --> 00:59:44,074
All I need is now is one...

1100
00:59:44,075 --> 00:59:45,760
I don't know what a pension is mother

1101
00:59:45,761 --> 00:59:47,808
but it must be important to you, huh?

1102
00:59:47,809 --> 00:59:48,913
I'll say it's important.

1103
00:59:48,914 --> 00:59:51,181
You know what it is to go
for days with nothing to eat.

1104
00:59:51,182 --> 00:59:53,526
At least with my pension,
I'll be able to buy bread.

1105
00:59:53,527 --> 00:59:55,414
You mean a pension's a bread ticket?

1106
00:59:55,415 --> 00:59:57,401
It would be if it was all in order

1107
00:59:57,402 --> 00:59:59,179
but without the last stamp.

1108
00:59:59,180 --> 01:00:00,272
What's a stamp do?

1109
01:00:00,273 --> 01:00:02,088
Once they stamp your application,

1110
01:00:02,089 --> 01:00:03,756
it becomes official.

1111
01:00:09,051 --> 01:00:12,360
The name's Banana Joe and I
want an identification card.

1112
01:00:12,361 --> 01:00:13,194
Here's the photo.

1113
01:00:13,195 --> 01:00:14,423
An identification card.

1114
01:00:14,424 --> 01:00:18,366
Did you bring your birth
certificate with you?

1115
01:00:18,367 --> 01:00:20,075
The name's Banana Joe.

1116
01:00:20,076 --> 01:00:22,096
I want an identification card.

1117
01:00:22,097 --> 01:00:23,101
Here's the photo.

1118
01:00:23,102 --> 01:00:24,374
I heard you the first time

1119
01:00:24,375 --> 01:00:26,219
but unless you produce
your birth certificate

1120
01:00:26,220 --> 01:00:28,865
I cannot issue an identification card.

1121
01:00:28,866 --> 01:00:29,866
You could...

1122
01:00:32,579 --> 01:00:34,891
No, no, the name's not Blow Joe,

1123
01:00:34,892 --> 01:00:36,153
it's Banana Joe.

1124
01:00:36,154 --> 01:00:38,569
See, I'm the guy in
the photos, Banana Joe.

1125
01:00:38,570 --> 01:00:40,560
Yes, I heard you but I'm sorry, Mr. Joe.

1126
01:00:40,561 --> 01:00:42,731
Apply at position two over
there for a birth certificate.

1127
01:00:42,732 --> 01:00:44,280
When you get it come back.

1128
01:00:44,281 --> 01:00:45,863
What do I do with the photos?

1129
01:00:45,864 --> 01:00:47,513
When you come back here
with your birth certificate,

1130
01:00:47,514 --> 01:00:51,099
you attach it to your application form.

1131
01:00:51,100 --> 01:00:52,471
Alright, who's next please.

1132
01:00:52,472 --> 01:00:54,139
What's your problem?

1133
01:01:01,716 --> 01:01:03,029
Come back with a valid tax stamp.

1134
01:01:03,030 --> 01:01:04,580
Next.

1135
01:01:04,581 --> 01:01:07,152
The name's Banana Joe and
I want a birth certificate.

1136
01:01:07,153 --> 01:01:11,094
First, I'll have to
see your identity card.

1137
01:01:11,095 --> 01:01:12,384
What are you trying to
make a monkey out of me

1138
01:01:12,385 --> 01:01:13,252
or something?

1139
01:01:13,253 --> 01:01:15,516
I gotta get an identity
card, here's the photo.

1140
01:01:15,517 --> 01:01:16,618
I can't give you a birth certificate

1141
01:01:16,619 --> 01:01:17,742
without proof of identity.

1142
01:01:17,743 --> 01:01:19,122
You should have gone to position 16

1143
01:01:19,123 --> 01:01:22,079
and got yourself an identity card first.

1144
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:23,780
I just came from position 16.

1145
01:01:23,781 --> 01:01:26,172
I'm sorry but if you can't
produce an identity card,

1146
01:01:26,173 --> 01:01:27,590
I can't help you.

1147
01:01:28,939 --> 01:01:30,179
One at a time.

1148
01:01:30,180 --> 01:01:31,421
What do you want from
me, I just work here.

1149
01:01:31,422 --> 01:01:32,422
Next.

1150
01:01:33,374 --> 01:01:35,220
I went over to position two
just like you said I should

1151
01:01:35,221 --> 01:01:36,663
and this turkey there
said they can't give me

1152
01:01:36,664 --> 01:01:38,981
a birth certificate unless
I have an identity card.

1153
01:01:38,982 --> 01:01:40,449
That's what he said!

1154
01:01:40,450 --> 01:01:41,892
How can I give you an identity card

1155
01:01:41,893 --> 01:01:43,555
if you don't have proof of identity.

1156
01:01:43,556 --> 01:01:46,083
Go back to position two,
get a birth certificate

1157
01:01:46,084 --> 01:01:49,792
and then fill out your application.

1158
01:01:49,793 --> 01:01:50,793
Excuse me.

1159
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:53,325
You can't have this without that.

1160
01:01:53,326 --> 01:01:54,744
You can't have that without this.

1161
01:01:54,745 --> 01:01:55,736
Go to position two.

1162
01:01:55,737 --> 01:01:57,144
Go to position 16.

1163
01:01:57,145 --> 01:01:59,518
Hey, excuse me, I was there first.

1164
01:01:59,519 --> 01:02:00,866
Hey, where are you going?

1165
01:02:00,867 --> 01:02:03,287
Wait, come back here you.

1166
01:02:03,288 --> 01:02:05,014
Your friend there told me I
can't have an identity card

1167
01:02:05,015 --> 01:02:06,245
without a birth certificate,

1168
01:02:06,246 --> 01:02:07,658
so let's get on with it Oscar.

1169
01:02:07,659 --> 01:02:09,180
I'm just about running out of patience.

1170
01:02:09,181 --> 01:02:12,598
Excuse me a second, I'll be right back.

1171
01:02:15,681 --> 01:02:18,536
Hey Paco, you got rocks
in your head this morning.

1172
01:02:18,537 --> 01:02:20,392
What the hell did you
send this guy back for.

1173
01:02:20,393 --> 01:02:22,323
You know I can't issue a birth certificate

1174
01:02:22,324 --> 01:02:24,696
if the applicant can't
produce proof of identity,

1175
01:02:24,697 --> 01:02:27,537
which means he's got to
have an identity card first.

1176
01:02:27,538 --> 01:02:28,804
What can I do!

1177
01:02:28,805 --> 01:02:30,158
I'm in charge of this department

1178
01:02:30,159 --> 01:02:32,143
and maybe if you explain
your problem to me,

1179
01:02:32,144 --> 01:02:34,739
we can find a solution.

1180
01:02:34,740 --> 01:02:37,074
All I got is the photos.

1181
01:02:37,075 --> 01:02:37,908
I see.

1182
01:02:37,909 --> 01:02:39,250
You want an identity card.

1183
01:02:39,251 --> 01:02:41,277
Have you ever served in the army?

1184
01:02:41,278 --> 01:02:42,111
No.

1185
01:02:42,112 --> 01:02:43,700
You never got a draft card?

1186
01:02:43,701 --> 01:02:46,088
Well, if I did, I
wouldn't have known anyways.

1187
01:02:46,089 --> 01:02:48,974
See, I got this hangup,
I don't know how to read.

1188
01:02:48,975 --> 01:02:50,379
Well, however much I'd like to help you,

1189
01:02:50,380 --> 01:02:51,895
I'm afraid there's nothing I can do

1190
01:02:51,896 --> 01:02:55,273
but the best way to get proof
of identity is join the army.

1191
01:02:55,274 --> 01:02:57,334
If I were you I'd go to
the recruiting station

1192
01:02:57,335 --> 01:02:59,464
down the road and say
you want to join them.

1193
01:02:59,465 --> 01:03:03,957
Then return here and you'll
get issued a birth certificate.

1194
01:03:03,958 --> 01:03:05,834
What's the name of the place?

1195
01:03:05,835 --> 01:03:07,491
The Zoncada Barracks.

1196
01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:09,507
Zoncada.

1197
01:03:21,705 --> 01:03:23,247
I'm gonna make first class soldiers

1198
01:03:23,248 --> 01:03:24,939
out of you candy asses.

1199
01:03:24,940 --> 01:03:26,799
I will not tolerate any weakness.

1200
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:27,967
Is that clear?

1201
01:03:41,023 --> 01:03:42,576
You.

1202
01:03:42,577 --> 01:03:44,882
What job was your
position in civilian life?

1203
01:03:44,883 --> 01:03:46,340
Scuba diver, sir.

1204
01:03:46,341 --> 01:03:47,341
At ease.

1205
01:03:48,253 --> 01:03:51,037
You, how did you make
a living as a civilian?

1206
01:03:51,038 --> 01:03:52,677
Boater, sir.

1207
01:03:52,678 --> 01:03:54,021
At ease.

1208
01:03:54,022 --> 01:03:56,379
You, how about you?
Merchant.

1209
01:03:56,380 --> 01:03:57,380
At ease.

1210
01:04:11,158 --> 01:04:13,524
That uniform is a little small on you.

1211
01:04:13,525 --> 01:04:16,682
I'm only here to get an identity.

1212
01:04:16,683 --> 01:04:19,241
You're the strangest
looking recruit I ever saw.

1213
01:04:20,243 --> 01:04:21,634
You're pretty funny looking yourself.

1214
01:04:21,635 --> 01:04:23,772
What, how dare you and call me sir!

1215
01:04:23,773 --> 01:04:25,953
I'm your sergeant, I'm
your superior officer,

1216
01:04:25,954 --> 01:04:27,842
I have the power of death over you.

1217
01:04:27,843 --> 01:04:29,002
You mean if I call you sir,

1218
01:04:29,003 --> 01:04:30,003
you call me sir.

1219
01:04:32,305 --> 01:04:34,883
Listen, you are addressing.

1220
01:04:34,884 --> 01:04:39,361
Sergeant Jose Felipe Maria Marquito

1221
01:04:39,362 --> 01:04:42,027
and you know what they call me?

1222
01:04:42,028 --> 01:04:44,266
The holy terror that's what

1223
01:04:44,267 --> 01:04:47,023
and don't you forget it.

1224
01:04:47,024 --> 01:04:49,250
I eat recruits like you for breakfast.

1225
01:04:49,251 --> 01:04:51,675
Now, before you joined
up, how did you survive?

1226
01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:53,704
I ate bananas.

1227
01:04:53,705 --> 01:04:55,547
Why don't you show some respect.

1228
01:04:55,548 --> 01:04:57,001
You're in the army now.

1229
01:04:57,002 --> 01:04:58,527
Get that through your head.

1230
01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:01,278
I'll destroy you, I'll break you.

1231
01:05:02,908 --> 01:05:05,308
I'll have you crawling
like a worm at might

1232
01:05:05,309 --> 01:05:06,976
at my feet!

1233
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:11,181
Faster, faster!

1234
01:05:11,182 --> 01:05:12,518
Keep your heads down.

1235
01:05:12,519 --> 01:05:13,454
I'll teach you to be smart,

1236
01:05:13,455 --> 01:05:15,287
as this is your first
day of basic training.

1237
01:05:15,288 --> 01:05:17,310
You look more like pregnant
hippos than soldiers.

1238
01:05:17,311 --> 01:05:18,993
Crawl, crawl, crawl.

1239
01:05:18,994 --> 01:05:21,106
Faster, faster, faster.

1240
01:05:21,107 --> 01:05:22,007
Crawl!

1241
01:05:22,008 --> 01:05:23,954
Move it, move it!

1242
01:05:23,955 --> 01:05:25,061
Move it.

1243
01:05:25,062 --> 01:05:27,797
I'm gonna turn you into
food for a panther.

1244
01:05:27,798 --> 01:05:28,631
The enemy's waiting for you

1245
01:05:28,632 --> 01:05:30,617
at the end of the assault course.

1246
01:05:30,618 --> 01:05:31,752
Keep it moving.

1247
01:05:31,753 --> 01:05:33,003
Keep it moving.

1248
01:05:35,461 --> 01:05:39,321
What are you stopping
for, a cup of coffee?

1249
01:05:39,322 --> 01:05:42,338
Flatten your shoulders
fatty and keep moving.

1250
01:05:42,339 --> 01:05:44,291
Why don't I stand up and step over it?

1251
01:05:44,292 --> 01:05:45,521
Cause you're under fire, that's why.

1252
01:05:45,522 --> 01:05:46,522
Get moving.

1253
01:06:01,206 --> 01:06:03,254
Hut, two, three, four.

1254
01:06:03,255 --> 01:06:05,334
Hut, two, three, four.

1255
01:06:05,335 --> 01:06:07,875
Hut, two, three.

1256
01:06:32,095 --> 01:06:35,023
Sergeant, would you mind
giving the certificate now?

1257
01:06:35,024 --> 01:06:36,212
What certificate?

1258
01:06:36,213 --> 01:06:38,673
The one that says I've been a soldier.

1259
01:06:38,674 --> 01:06:41,413
Who ordered you to
abandon your guard post?

1260
01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:42,596
I'm not abandoning it,
I brought it with me.

1261
01:06:42,597 --> 01:06:44,819
Silence, you're not allowed
to talk on guard duty.

1262
01:06:44,820 --> 01:06:46,237
What do you want?

1263
01:06:46,238 --> 01:06:48,053
The certificate that
says I've been a soldier.

1264
01:06:48,054 --> 01:06:49,002
Who says you're a solider?

1265
01:06:49,003 --> 01:06:50,169
You're still a recruit.

1266
01:06:50,170 --> 01:06:52,020
When you finish basic
training you're a solider

1267
01:06:52,021 --> 01:06:53,970
and that's in another eight weeks.

1268
01:06:53,971 --> 01:06:56,136
Eight weeks but I can't
stay here that long.

1269
01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:58,440
I got my boat, I got the
village, I got the bananas.

1270
01:07:00,358 --> 01:07:01,831
Restraint.

1271
01:07:01,832 --> 01:07:03,577
You're in the army now, so pay attention.

1272
01:07:03,578 --> 01:07:06,390
I'll break every bone in your body.

1273
01:07:06,391 --> 01:07:07,771
I'll drive you into the ground.

1274
01:07:07,772 --> 01:07:09,450
I'll keep after you 24 hours a day

1275
01:07:09,451 --> 01:07:11,178
and so help me Julius Caesar

1276
01:07:11,179 --> 01:07:13,396
I'll make a soldier out of you yet.

1277
01:07:13,397 --> 01:07:14,397
Clear?

1278
01:07:15,064 --> 01:07:18,889
And today, I'll teach you the
principles of unarmed combat.

1279
01:07:18,890 --> 01:07:22,252
How to survive on the battle
field without a weapon.

1280
01:07:22,253 --> 01:07:25,000
By obtaining the finest
degree of efficiency

1281
01:07:25,001 --> 01:07:27,860
in what is know as the martial arts.

1282
01:07:27,861 --> 01:07:32,218
Every good solider should be
proficient in judo and karate,

1283
01:07:32,219 --> 01:07:34,704
the samurai arts of self defense.

1284
01:07:34,705 --> 01:07:36,122
So watch closely.

1285
01:07:37,319 --> 01:07:39,486
You, step forward, hut.

1286
01:07:40,518 --> 01:07:41,993
Hut, two, three, four.

1287
01:07:41,994 --> 01:07:43,523
Hut, two, three, four.

1288
01:07:43,524 --> 01:07:44,524
Hut.

1289
01:07:46,906 --> 01:07:49,154
Alright, throw a punch at me.

1290
01:07:54,608 --> 01:07:55,979
Next, forward.

1291
01:07:55,980 --> 01:07:57,313
Yes, sergeant.

1292
01:08:03,860 --> 01:08:05,464
Take a kick at me.

1293
01:08:09,641 --> 01:08:10,641
Mm-hmm.

1294
01:08:12,675 --> 01:08:14,974
You, yeah you fatty.

1295
01:08:14,975 --> 01:08:16,388
Thought I wasn't looking, huh?

1296
01:08:16,389 --> 01:08:20,568
Step forward, I'll wipe
that grin off your face.

1297
01:08:20,569 --> 01:08:22,441
Let's see what you learned so far.

1298
01:08:22,442 --> 01:08:24,359
Give me a punch, fatty.

1299
01:08:26,021 --> 01:08:26,854
Don't be afraid.

1300
01:08:26,855 --> 01:08:29,178
Try to hit me as hard as you can.

1301
01:08:29,179 --> 01:08:30,805
That wouldn't be wise, Sergeant.

1302
01:08:30,806 --> 01:08:31,997
I might hurt you.

1303
01:08:31,998 --> 01:08:33,853
I'll decide what's wise or not, recruit.

1304
01:08:33,854 --> 01:08:37,020
Give me a punch, that's an order.

1305
01:08:37,021 --> 01:08:38,271
I warned you.

1306
01:08:44,736 --> 01:08:47,069
That's for calling me fatty.

1307
01:08:48,616 --> 01:08:51,745
Today I have invited the
colonel to watch your training,

1308
01:08:51,746 --> 01:08:54,907
so, naturally, I expect
maximum efficiency.

1309
01:08:54,908 --> 01:08:58,103
Anyone of you who is
misguided enough to goof off

1310
01:08:58,104 --> 01:08:58,967
and let me down,

1311
01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:02,247
will be permanently
assigned to kitchen duty.

1312
01:09:02,248 --> 01:09:05,889
You are going to show the colonel

1313
01:09:05,890 --> 01:09:09,038
how I have turned you into soldiers.

1314
01:09:09,039 --> 01:09:10,789
Sergeant.

1315
01:09:12,724 --> 01:09:14,312
Yes, Colonel.

1316
01:09:14,313 --> 01:09:15,983
Are they ready for the demonstration?

1317
01:09:15,984 --> 01:09:16,984
Yes.

1318
01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:21,494
Stand by and be squadron
the first recruit platoon.

1319
01:09:21,495 --> 01:09:22,495
A ten, hut.

1320
01:09:24,729 --> 01:09:26,084
Permission to proceed, sir.

1321
01:09:26,085 --> 01:09:27,572
Put them through their paces, Sergeant.

1322
01:09:27,573 --> 01:09:29,109
Yes, sir.

1323
01:09:29,110 --> 01:09:31,459
Stay and be scored
by the first exercise,

1324
01:09:31,460 --> 01:09:33,572
crossing the river without a bridge.

1325
01:09:33,573 --> 01:09:34,573
First man, ready.

1326
01:09:35,252 --> 01:09:36,544
Forward, on the double.

1327
01:09:36,545 --> 01:09:37,461
Come on, move it, move it.

1328
01:09:37,461 --> 01:09:38,461
Next man.

1329
01:09:39,127 --> 01:09:39,960
Forward, on the double.

1330
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:40,793
Come on, move it.

1331
01:09:40,793 --> 01:09:41,626
Next man.

1332
01:09:41,626 --> 01:09:42,626
Come on, move it.

1333
01:09:43,401 --> 01:09:44,372
Next man, on the double.

1334
01:09:44,373 --> 01:09:46,519
Come on, move it, move it.

1335
01:09:47,352 --> 01:09:48,352
On the double!

1336
01:09:49,193 --> 01:09:50,400
On the double!

1337
01:09:54,003 --> 01:09:56,743
What's my motivation for jumping this?

1338
01:09:56,744 --> 01:09:59,436
There's your motivation,
on the other bank.

1339
01:09:59,437 --> 01:10:01,344
The enemy, can't you see him?

1340
01:10:01,345 --> 01:10:04,309
Look, this represents a river
and this is the other bank

1341
01:10:04,310 --> 01:10:05,588
with enemy machine guns there.

1342
01:10:05,589 --> 01:10:08,261
Now, jump the river and wipe it out.

1343
01:10:08,262 --> 01:10:09,694
What machine gun?

1344
01:10:09,695 --> 01:10:11,135
It's camouflaged, dummy.

1345
01:10:11,136 --> 01:10:13,006
Now get across there this second!

1346
01:10:13,007 --> 01:10:14,339
Sergeant Marquito.

1347
01:10:14,340 --> 01:10:15,639
Yes sir, Colonel.

1348
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:16,990
Can't you give him an example.

1349
01:10:16,991 --> 01:10:18,582
Lead the way, Sergeant.

1350
01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:20,091
I will now give you a demonstration

1351
01:10:20,092 --> 01:10:21,411
of what you're suppose to do.

1352
01:10:21,412 --> 01:10:22,640
Right.

1353
01:10:22,641 --> 01:10:23,964
Hut, two, three, four.

1354
01:10:23,965 --> 01:10:25,419
Hut, two, three, four.

1355
01:10:25,420 --> 01:10:26,748
Hut, two, three, four.

1356
01:10:26,749 --> 01:10:28,318
Hut, two, three, four.

1357
01:10:28,319 --> 01:10:30,137
Hut, two, three.

1358
01:10:34,005 --> 01:10:35,838
The man's off his...

1359
01:10:46,567 --> 01:10:49,317
Demonstration carried out, sir.

1360
01:10:54,275 --> 01:10:56,784
I consider this an
assassination attempt, solider.

1361
01:10:56,785 --> 01:10:58,344
Stop jumping around.

1362
01:10:58,345 --> 01:11:00,385
Why, you're not worthy of those stripes.

1363
01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:01,500
Silence!

1364
01:11:01,501 --> 01:11:03,724
Now take the place of
that man peeling potatoes.

1365
01:11:03,725 --> 01:11:05,808
It's all you're good for.

1366
01:11:11,953 --> 01:11:15,779
Marquito, this is yours.

1367
01:11:15,780 --> 01:11:16,780
No.

1368
01:11:20,645 --> 01:11:22,312
Quit the cackling.

1369
01:11:25,387 --> 01:11:26,754
Anymore complaints out of you

1370
01:11:26,755 --> 01:11:29,269
and I'll have to report
you to the colonel.

1371
01:11:29,270 --> 01:11:30,353
Keep peeling.

1372
01:11:52,435 --> 01:11:53,558
Lieutenant, look there, sir.

1373
01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:55,097
That man's deserting.

1374
01:11:55,098 --> 01:11:56,881
Stay to the right, soldier.

1375
01:11:56,882 --> 01:11:58,127
Pick up the step.

1376
01:11:58,128 --> 01:12:00,303
Hut, two, three, four.

1377
01:12:00,304 --> 01:12:01,892
Hut, two, three.

1378
01:12:24,432 --> 01:12:26,765
Yes, I'll take care of it.

1379
01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:32,684
Well, I did what you said and here I am.

1380
01:12:32,685 --> 01:12:35,486
Nobody can deny you've
enrolled in the army.

1381
01:12:35,487 --> 01:12:37,689
Now I can have a birth certificate.

1382
01:12:37,690 --> 01:12:39,458
I still got the photos.

1383
01:12:39,459 --> 01:12:40,459
Very well.

1384
01:12:49,456 --> 01:12:52,757
Sorry but who has to
sign the application?

1385
01:12:52,758 --> 01:12:54,555
It has to be counter
signed by a witness,

1386
01:12:54,556 --> 01:12:56,483
any Joe Blow you know will do.

1387
01:12:56,484 --> 01:12:57,434
Who is this Joe Blow?

1388
01:12:57,435 --> 01:12:59,113
Everybody talks to me about the guy,

1389
01:12:59,114 --> 01:13:00,188
only I don't know him.

1390
01:13:00,189 --> 01:13:01,504
It's just a figure of speech.

1391
01:13:01,505 --> 01:13:03,690
All you have to do is
go to somebody you know,

1392
01:13:03,691 --> 01:13:05,898
they sign the application
form as your guarantor,

1393
01:13:05,899 --> 01:13:07,101
then bring it back here,

1394
01:13:07,102 --> 01:13:09,944
hand it in and a month later
you receive the certificate.

1395
01:13:09,945 --> 01:13:11,292
- Did you say a month later?
- Yes a month.

1396
01:13:11,293 --> 01:13:12,826
You don't understand
I gotta get a license

1397
01:13:12,827 --> 01:13:14,491
to trade bananas now.

1398
01:13:14,492 --> 01:13:16,633
I'm sure you do but the
minister has to sign every

1399
01:13:16,634 --> 01:13:18,667
certificate and he's always very busy.

1400
01:13:18,668 --> 01:13:20,699
He's the only one
authorized to authenticate

1401
01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:21,886
official documents.

1402
01:13:21,887 --> 01:13:23,605
Why don't I take it straight to the guy?

1403
01:13:23,606 --> 01:13:25,439
You can't.

1404
01:13:32,351 --> 01:13:35,729
Shut up everybody and
listen to me a second.

1405
01:13:35,730 --> 01:13:37,489
See, I've just been told the minister here

1406
01:13:37,490 --> 01:13:39,050
doesn't want to see us

1407
01:13:39,051 --> 01:13:40,761
and I'm willing to bet
he doesn't even know

1408
01:13:40,762 --> 01:13:42,523
that people wait out here for months.

1409
01:13:42,524 --> 01:13:43,524
What do you think?

1410
01:13:45,067 --> 01:13:46,091
So, why don't we go say hello

1411
01:13:46,092 --> 01:13:48,090
and introduce ourselves to the guy.

1412
01:13:48,091 --> 01:13:49,685
Alright, come on, follow me.

1413
01:13:55,914 --> 01:13:58,151
My dear Torcillo, I
have had occasion to talk

1414
01:13:58,152 --> 01:13:59,823
to our mutual friend, the president

1415
01:13:59,824 --> 01:14:02,365
and he's promised me he will
take a personal interest

1416
01:14:02,366 --> 01:14:04,453
in your problem and,
therefore, you can consider

1417
01:14:04,454 --> 01:14:06,203
it already resolved.

1418
01:14:06,204 --> 01:14:07,879
Thanks a bunch, Romone.

1419
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:10,106
You're a real friend.

1420
01:14:10,107 --> 01:14:12,272
If you're implying that
we got building permission

1421
01:14:12,273 --> 01:14:13,634
for the whole of the public park

1422
01:14:13,635 --> 01:14:15,885
at the north end of the city,

1423
01:14:15,886 --> 01:14:17,991
my gesture of appreciation will be in the

1424
01:14:17,992 --> 01:14:20,159
region of 100,000 dollars.

1425
01:14:21,022 --> 01:14:24,689
Well, it's a little
under what I expected.

1426
01:14:25,852 --> 01:14:26,965
This way.

1427
01:14:29,994 --> 01:14:32,312
What's going on, a revolution?

1428
01:14:32,313 --> 01:14:35,230
Oh, my dear Torcillo, I hope not.

1429
01:14:43,272 --> 01:14:44,448
Oh, no.

1430
01:14:44,449 --> 01:14:45,449
The ape, no.

1431
01:15:00,654 --> 01:15:01,832
Hey, you the minister?

1432
01:15:01,833 --> 01:15:02,917
I want this authenticated.

1433
01:15:02,918 --> 01:15:04,649
Hey, guards.

1434
01:15:04,650 --> 01:15:05,780
Guards!

1435
01:15:05,781 --> 01:15:07,639
I see, you afraid of something.

1436
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:09,716
Here, we'll hang you up out of harms way.

1437
01:15:09,717 --> 01:15:11,466
You don't think we want
to hurt you, do you?

1438
01:15:11,467 --> 01:15:13,394
I'll authenticate myself if you won't.

1439
01:15:13,395 --> 01:15:15,122
You're not authorized.

1440
01:15:15,123 --> 01:15:16,453
You're not authorized.

1441
01:15:18,737 --> 01:15:19,737
Guards!

1442
01:15:22,234 --> 01:15:23,434
Guards!

1443
01:15:25,857 --> 01:15:28,774
Who needs anything authenticated?

1444
01:15:49,249 --> 01:15:52,094
Hurry, hurry, they're
stamping our certificates today!

1445
01:15:52,095 --> 01:15:54,141
Come on up, hurry, hurry.

1446
01:16:24,194 --> 01:16:25,194
Police!

1447
01:16:26,218 --> 01:16:27,616
Don't worry, boss.

1448
01:16:27,617 --> 01:16:28,936
You've got no more problems

1449
01:16:28,937 --> 01:16:31,196
when they lock up that hulk
and throw away the key.

1450
01:16:31,197 --> 01:16:32,753
Yeah, they arrested him for desertion

1451
01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:34,091
and sighting him for a riot

1452
01:16:34,092 --> 01:16:37,077
and publicly insulting a state official.

1453
01:16:37,078 --> 01:16:38,730
Resisting a whole squad of police.

1454
01:16:38,731 --> 01:16:40,571
You'll never have to
leap out the window again.

1455
01:16:42,422 --> 01:16:43,422
Owe!

1456
01:16:47,055 --> 01:16:48,688
Unlock the door.

1457
01:16:48,689 --> 01:16:51,522
If you don't like it don't eat it.

1458
01:17:00,748 --> 01:17:02,752
What they lock me up for?

1459
01:17:02,753 --> 01:17:05,083
Oh, I'd say they had their reasons,

1460
01:17:05,084 --> 01:17:07,251
like hanging a minister on the wall.

1461
01:17:07,252 --> 01:17:08,567
Oh.

1462
01:17:08,568 --> 01:17:09,981
Can't do that, huh?

1463
01:17:09,982 --> 01:17:11,982
No, it makes them mad.

1464
01:17:12,993 --> 01:17:14,904
I've been in here too long already.

1465
01:17:14,905 --> 01:17:16,692
It's about time they let me out.

1466
01:17:16,693 --> 01:17:18,618
What is this some kind of joke?

1467
01:17:18,619 --> 01:17:21,179
You're doing 10 years
for what you've done.

1468
01:17:21,180 --> 01:17:22,180
10 years.

1469
01:17:23,508 --> 01:17:25,156
No, 10 years is out of the question.

1470
01:17:25,157 --> 01:17:27,180
I've got a village to look after.

1471
01:17:27,181 --> 01:17:30,781
Besides, I've got no room
to move around in here,

1472
01:17:30,782 --> 01:17:32,115
flex my muscles.

1473
01:17:34,677 --> 01:17:35,944
Get in there.

1474
01:17:35,945 --> 01:17:37,478
Now you'll have even less room.

1475
01:17:37,479 --> 01:17:39,896
You've been given a cellmate.

1476
01:17:49,119 --> 01:17:51,176
Now, ain't that a coincidence.

1477
01:17:51,177 --> 01:17:53,826
You've got the same hair as the little rat

1478
01:17:53,827 --> 01:17:56,410
who pulled two fast ones on me.

1479
01:17:58,024 --> 01:17:59,304
So, what?

1480
01:18:00,455 --> 01:18:01,884
Lots of people have the same kind of hair,

1481
01:18:01,885 --> 01:18:04,256
it's a natural phenomenon.

1482
01:18:05,089 --> 01:18:07,424
- You got a bad throat?
- You could say that again.

1483
01:18:07,425 --> 01:18:09,010
Hmm.

1484
01:18:09,011 --> 01:18:11,207
You can knock of a yak
anytime you feel like it.

1485
01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:12,593
Hmm?

1486
01:18:12,594 --> 01:18:14,993
Come here, you think I
don't know who you are.

1487
01:18:14,994 --> 01:18:17,639
No, no, no, I can explain everything.

1488
01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:19,517
I'm still waiting for
the perfect pair of shoes

1489
01:18:19,518 --> 01:18:21,143
you were suppose to produce.

1490
01:18:21,144 --> 01:18:24,855
If you'll stop trying
to choke me to death,

1491
01:18:24,856 --> 01:18:26,072
I can explain everything.

1492
01:18:26,073 --> 01:18:28,136
I, finally, managed to
get you a genuine license

1493
01:18:28,137 --> 01:18:29,529
for trading bananas on the river.

1494
01:18:29,530 --> 01:18:31,029
Oh, show me.

1495
01:18:31,030 --> 01:18:31,933
Yeah, it's true.

1496
01:18:31,934 --> 01:18:34,462
I have this friend who
drives for the archbishop.

1497
01:18:34,463 --> 01:18:35,919
Sometimes he does me a favor.

1498
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:36,861
You're putting me on.

1499
01:18:36,861 --> 01:18:37,694
No, no.

1500
01:18:37,695 --> 01:18:39,561
I have friends in all walks of life,

1501
01:18:39,562 --> 01:18:41,188
a chauffer, some ushers.

1502
01:18:41,189 --> 01:18:43,796
Look, how do you think I
got to the president, huh?

1503
01:18:43,797 --> 01:18:44,630
President.

1504
01:18:44,631 --> 01:18:47,103
Yes, our beloved and esteemed
president of the republic

1505
01:18:47,104 --> 01:18:49,914
who will be forever grateful to me

1506
01:18:49,915 --> 01:18:50,904
if he makes a boy this time.

1507
01:18:50,905 --> 01:18:52,000
All thanks to you, huh?

1508
01:18:52,001 --> 01:18:52,871
Sure, I took the pill.

1509
01:18:52,872 --> 01:18:54,413
No, I mean the president's
wife took the pill,

1510
01:18:54,414 --> 01:18:57,618
which I provided through
my friend the archbishop.

1511
01:18:57,619 --> 01:18:58,758
You're putting me on.

1512
01:18:58,759 --> 01:19:00,061
Will you let me finish the story.

1513
01:19:00,062 --> 01:19:02,253
You see, he introduced me to his eminence

1514
01:19:02,254 --> 01:19:03,740
who was so taken by your story

1515
01:19:03,741 --> 01:19:05,384
that he called up a friend of the ministry

1516
01:19:05,385 --> 01:19:07,807
and arranged for you to
receive a banana trade

1517
01:19:07,808 --> 01:19:09,848
just like that in between
Amantido and Limas.

1518
01:19:09,849 --> 01:19:11,772
Which you brought right over to me.

1519
01:19:11,773 --> 01:19:13,162
That's where you're wrong.

1520
01:19:13,163 --> 01:19:14,912
You see, I put it in the mail to you,

1521
01:19:14,913 --> 01:19:16,637
just minutes before they arrested me.

1522
01:19:16,638 --> 01:19:18,213
That's fate, huh?

1523
01:19:18,214 --> 01:19:20,305
- That's fate, alright.
- You see.

1524
01:19:20,306 --> 01:19:22,445
That is crazy.

1525
01:19:22,446 --> 01:19:23,636
I'm gonna kill you!

1526
01:19:23,637 --> 01:19:25,616
I'm gonna kill you, so help me.

1527
01:19:25,617 --> 01:19:27,712
It's the truth.

1528
01:19:27,713 --> 01:19:29,122
Hey, Banana Joe.

1529
01:19:29,123 --> 01:19:29,956
Yeah, what?

1530
01:19:29,957 --> 01:19:31,580
Yeah, you got a visitor.

1531
01:19:31,581 --> 01:19:32,428
A visitor?

1532
01:19:32,429 --> 01:19:37,204
Yeah, they're waiting for
you in the visitor's room.

1533
01:19:37,205 --> 01:19:39,308
I'll take care of you when I get back.

1534
01:19:39,309 --> 01:19:40,892
Oh.

1535
01:19:46,048 --> 01:19:47,196
Hey, wait, wait.

1536
01:19:47,197 --> 01:19:49,266
- This way.
- Hey wait!

1537
01:19:49,267 --> 01:19:51,859
Wait, hey guards, listen to me.

1538
01:19:51,860 --> 01:19:53,594
I can't stay here.

1539
01:19:53,595 --> 01:19:56,660
Put me in another cell,
he's gonna kill me.

1540
01:19:56,661 --> 01:19:58,079
Help!

1541
01:19:58,080 --> 01:19:59,359
Guards!

1542
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:01,078
Guards, listen to me!

1543
01:20:01,079 --> 01:20:02,616
Guards, my time is running out.

1544
01:20:02,617 --> 01:20:04,996
My time is running.

1545
01:20:04,997 --> 01:20:06,336
No kissing or body contact

1546
01:20:06,337 --> 01:20:09,504
- and make it snappy.
- Okay, okay.

1547
01:20:12,358 --> 01:20:14,900
I was busy, I'm sorry
I couldn't come before.

1548
01:20:14,901 --> 01:20:15,851
It's okay.

1549
01:20:15,852 --> 01:20:17,274
No, it's just great to see you anyway.

1550
01:20:17,275 --> 01:20:18,875
It's good to see you too.

1551
01:20:18,876 --> 01:20:21,705
You'll never guess
where I'm going to sing.

1552
01:20:21,706 --> 01:20:23,397
Amantido.

1553
01:20:23,398 --> 01:20:24,375
Amantido.

1554
01:20:24,376 --> 01:20:25,383
Are you out of your.

1555
01:20:25,384 --> 01:20:27,513
Amantido's a little village.

1556
01:20:27,514 --> 01:20:28,772
I mean there's nothing there,

1557
01:20:28,773 --> 01:20:30,343
just the village.

1558
01:20:30,344 --> 01:20:32,373
No, it's changed completely.

1559
01:20:32,374 --> 01:20:35,723
Torcillo's built a factory
to handle the bananas.

1560
01:20:35,724 --> 01:20:37,782
Now, the place is booming.

1561
01:20:37,783 --> 01:20:39,643
Tomorrow evening there's the grand opening

1562
01:20:39,644 --> 01:20:41,654
of Amantido Mocambo Club,

1563
01:20:41,655 --> 01:20:43,632
dancing, singing, French champagne,

1564
01:20:43,633 --> 01:20:45,445
even a casino.

1565
01:20:45,446 --> 01:20:47,453
I'm singing there tomorrow.

1566
01:20:47,454 --> 01:20:49,245
Torcillo offered me a contract,

1567
01:20:49,246 --> 01:20:51,255
I couldn't refuse.

1568
01:20:51,256 --> 01:20:52,581
Yeah, sure.

1569
01:20:52,582 --> 01:20:54,336
Oh, I have to give you this.

1570
01:20:54,337 --> 01:20:55,896
It was mailed to my hotel.

1571
01:20:55,897 --> 01:20:59,147
It's from the ministry of the interior.

1572
01:21:02,861 --> 01:21:04,601
You read it to me.

1573
01:21:04,602 --> 01:21:05,602
Sure.

1574
01:21:08,150 --> 01:21:10,432
Dear Mr. Banana Joe,

1575
01:21:10,433 --> 01:21:12,358
we are happy to inform
you that his eminence,

1576
01:21:12,359 --> 01:21:15,300
the archbishop has
intervened on your behalf.

1577
01:21:15,301 --> 01:21:17,975
You are, hereby, authorized
to handle the harvesting

1578
01:21:17,976 --> 01:21:20,593
and sale of all bananas
in the area between.

1579
01:21:20,594 --> 01:21:23,533
Amantido and Limas, et
cetera, et cetera, signed.

1580
01:21:23,534 --> 01:21:24,749
That's just what you wanted, isn't it?

1581
01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:26,640
He wasn't telling me lies after all.

1582
01:21:26,641 --> 01:21:28,641
- Your time's up.
- Yeah.

1583
01:21:30,199 --> 01:21:32,532
Goodbye Joe and take care.

1584
01:21:34,561 --> 01:21:36,195
As soon as I get back from Amantido

1585
01:21:36,196 --> 01:21:37,847
I'll come and visit you again.

1586
01:21:37,848 --> 01:21:39,223
Don't worry.

1587
01:21:39,224 --> 01:21:41,141
Okay, see you around.

1588
01:21:52,487 --> 01:21:54,887
Help, help, he's gonna kill me.

1589
01:21:54,888 --> 01:21:56,150
Don't let him near me.

1590
01:21:56,151 --> 01:21:56,984
Help, help.

1591
01:21:56,984 --> 01:21:57,947
Let me out of here.

1592
01:21:57,948 --> 01:21:59,319
Somebody help me.

1593
01:22:00,566 --> 01:22:01,625
Somebody help me!

1594
01:22:01,626 --> 01:22:02,738
Get me out of here.

1595
01:22:02,739 --> 01:22:03,572
Open the gates.

1596
01:22:03,573 --> 01:22:05,963
No, no, no, let me go.

1597
01:22:05,964 --> 01:22:07,538
Please, let me go.

1598
01:22:07,539 --> 01:22:09,026
I don't want to go back in there.

1599
01:22:09,027 --> 01:22:11,414
Please, kill me, shoot me.

1600
01:22:11,415 --> 01:22:13,484
I want to be executed.

1601
01:22:13,485 --> 01:22:14,646
No, no, no.

1602
01:22:14,647 --> 01:22:16,980
No, no, no.

1603
01:22:22,257 --> 01:22:24,667
Please, please.

1604
01:22:24,668 --> 01:22:27,168
Okay, just one blow.

1605
01:22:28,868 --> 01:22:29,868
Right here.

1606
01:22:30,783 --> 01:22:33,031
No, no, what are you doing?

1607
01:22:33,032 --> 01:22:34,423
- Don't make me suffer.
- What are you doing?

1608
01:22:34,424 --> 01:22:35,257
I ain't gonna kill you.

1609
01:22:35,257 --> 01:22:36,139
What are you doing?

1610
01:22:36,140 --> 01:22:37,877
I found a friend.

1611
01:22:37,878 --> 01:22:38,878
A friend!

1612
01:22:42,601 --> 01:22:44,452
It would have been better
if you had killed me,

1613
01:22:44,453 --> 01:22:45,905
bless yourself.

1614
01:23:22,699 --> 01:23:25,107
I want a shine I can
see my face in, come on.

1615
01:23:25,108 --> 01:23:26,186
Work ladie, work.

1616
01:23:26,187 --> 01:23:30,027
Don't forget the pay before
starting to shoeshine, boy.

1617
01:23:30,028 --> 01:23:31,028
Hello.

1618
01:23:33,729 --> 01:23:35,529
Hey baby, where are you
going in such a hurry?

1619
01:23:36,322 --> 01:23:37,664
I'm just the man you're looking for.

1620
01:23:37,665 --> 01:23:40,665
Maybe we can have some fun together.

1621
01:23:49,116 --> 01:23:50,806
Go on kid, the boss is arriving.

1622
01:23:50,807 --> 01:23:51,994
You'll never be a Henry Ford.

1623
01:24:08,313 --> 01:24:10,445
Welcome to Amantido, Mr. Torcillo.

1624
01:24:10,446 --> 01:24:11,279
Thanks.

1625
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:12,452
The plans are moving on very smoothly,

1626
01:24:12,453 --> 01:24:13,286
as you'll soon see.

1627
01:24:13,287 --> 01:24:14,654
A couple of building are already done

1628
01:24:14,655 --> 01:24:16,449
but the nightclub casino is finished.

1629
01:24:16,450 --> 01:24:17,892
It's about time I heard some good news.

1630
01:24:17,893 --> 01:24:19,594
To open the club with a bang,

1631
01:24:19,595 --> 01:24:22,747
I brought along a great star, Dorianne.

1632
01:24:22,748 --> 01:24:23,996
San Banito, at your service.

1633
01:24:23,997 --> 01:24:27,330
Now, if you're so inclined to follow me.

1634
01:24:28,990 --> 01:24:31,570
I do hope you had a
pleasant trip, Mr. Torcillo.

1635
01:24:31,571 --> 01:24:33,387
As you can see I had
the campers shipped over

1636
01:24:33,388 --> 01:24:34,536
for you to sleep in.

1637
01:24:34,537 --> 01:24:36,225
Not that I, you know what I mean.

1638
01:24:36,226 --> 01:24:38,228
That is, of course,
until the hotel is ready.

1639
01:24:39,061 --> 01:24:39,894
This way.

1640
01:24:39,895 --> 01:24:41,552
Now, this is the part I'm rather proud of,

1641
01:24:41,553 --> 01:24:43,648
a banana processing plant
that runs for almost a mile

1642
01:24:43,649 --> 01:24:44,840
along the river shore.

1643
01:24:44,841 --> 01:24:46,811
The best bananas, those
selected by our electronic

1644
01:24:46,812 --> 01:24:48,585
banana selector, will of
course will be sent to you

1645
01:24:48,586 --> 01:24:50,579
for your own personal consumption.

1646
01:24:50,580 --> 01:24:52,052
- Thanks.
- Think nothing of it.

1647
01:24:52,053 --> 01:24:53,848
The best part is that
none of this is costing you

1648
01:24:53,849 --> 01:24:54,682
a single penny.

1649
01:24:54,683 --> 01:24:56,505
The work force, God
bless them, will gamble

1650
01:24:56,506 --> 01:24:57,925
or drink their earnings
away at concessions

1651
01:24:57,926 --> 01:25:01,398
all owned by the Torcillo corporation.

1652
01:25:01,399 --> 01:25:03,026
Yes, I've set up the perfect

1653
01:25:03,027 --> 01:25:05,070
labor management relations
here, Mr. Torcillo.

1654
01:25:05,071 --> 01:25:07,116
They do the work and we count the money.

1655
01:25:07,117 --> 01:25:08,649
You're doing
a great job, Moreno,

1656
01:25:08,650 --> 01:25:09,982
a great job.
Here's the casino.

1657
01:25:09,983 --> 01:25:11,250
The interior's almost finished.

1658
01:25:11,251 --> 01:25:13,395
After you, Ms. Dorianne.

1659
01:25:13,396 --> 01:25:16,016
Here we are Mr. Torcillo,
the gamblers nightmare,

1660
01:25:16,017 --> 01:25:17,776
the jewel of your organization.

1661
01:25:17,777 --> 01:25:19,969
We'll rob the jet setters blind.

1662
01:25:19,970 --> 01:25:21,701
Come on, we should be finished by now.

1663
01:25:21,702 --> 01:25:23,287
What are those crates of
whiskey doing out there,

1664
01:25:23,288 --> 01:25:24,232
they should be in here.

1665
01:25:24,233 --> 01:25:25,253
Someone see to it.

1666
01:25:25,254 --> 01:25:26,699
Make sure that the slot
machines are fixed,

1667
01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:28,011
so that there are never any payouts.

1668
01:25:28,012 --> 01:25:29,715
We're not running a charity here

1669
01:25:29,716 --> 01:25:31,891
and everything must be ready for tomorrow.

1670
01:25:31,892 --> 01:25:34,094
There you see, I've put up a lot of lights

1671
01:25:34,095 --> 01:25:36,802
in some pretty colors
to suck in the savages.

1672
01:25:36,803 --> 01:25:38,833
They'll be sucked in
here like bees to pollen

1673
01:25:38,834 --> 01:25:40,449
but they'll never win a damn thing.

1674
01:25:40,450 --> 01:25:42,348
Perfect, you've done a really great job.

1675
01:25:42,349 --> 01:25:44,595
We'll take those savages
for every penny they've got.

1676
01:25:44,596 --> 01:25:46,545
Like lambs to slaughter.

1677
01:25:46,546 --> 01:25:47,895
How about a toast to success.

1678
01:25:47,896 --> 01:25:49,813
Champagne.
Champagne.

1679
01:26:00,399 --> 01:26:02,065
It's an earthquake, Moreno.

1680
01:26:02,066 --> 01:26:05,114
Impossible, they don't have
earthquakes in this zone.

1681
01:26:05,115 --> 01:26:06,302
Are you sure about that?

1682
01:26:06,303 --> 01:26:07,764
Sure, I'm sure about that.

1683
01:26:07,765 --> 01:26:09,460
Take a look, it says it all here.

1684
01:26:09,461 --> 01:26:12,585
Seismic reports, every square
foot has been carefully...

1685
01:26:12,586 --> 01:26:13,586
Oh my God.

1686
01:26:20,037 --> 01:26:22,268
You know where you can stick
your seismic reports, Moreno.

1687
01:26:22,269 --> 01:26:24,118
This little baby's got
to be at least a niner

1688
01:26:24,119 --> 01:26:25,869
on the Richter scale.

1689
01:26:27,727 --> 01:26:31,628
Every man for himself.
The door's stuck, boss.

1690
01:26:31,629 --> 01:26:34,118
Someone save the bananas.

1691
01:26:34,119 --> 01:26:37,619
It can't be an earthquake, Mr. Torcillo.

1692
01:26:51,616 --> 01:26:53,224
Oh, the bearded gorilla again.

1693
01:26:56,525 --> 01:26:58,286
Banana Joe.

1694
01:26:58,287 --> 01:26:59,905
- Papa Joe.
- Papa Joe.

1695
01:26:59,906 --> 01:27:01,158
There you see, it wasn't an earthquake.

1696
01:27:01,159 --> 01:27:02,186
It was that bearded gorilla.

1697
01:27:02,187 --> 01:27:03,421
I knew this land wasn't seismic.

1698
01:27:03,422 --> 01:27:04,465
I was right, Mr. Torcillo.

1699
01:27:04,466 --> 01:27:06,032
- You're an idiot, Moreno.
- I'm an idiot, sir?

1700
01:27:06,033 --> 01:27:07,133
What are you waiting for,

1701
01:27:07,134 --> 01:27:10,468
stop him before he wrecks the whole place.

1702
01:27:13,736 --> 01:27:15,085
Dorianne, get out of there,

1703
01:27:15,086 --> 01:27:16,953
you'll be a lot safer.

1704
01:27:16,954 --> 01:27:19,277
Joe, what a surprise

1705
01:27:19,278 --> 01:27:20,886
but you were in prison?

1706
01:27:20,887 --> 01:27:22,841
Yeah, that's right but the
place was too tight for Joe,

1707
01:27:22,842 --> 01:27:26,204
he make a mess all over the prison.

1708
01:27:26,205 --> 01:27:27,038
That's right, Joe.

1709
01:27:27,039 --> 01:27:28,435
Make a mess here too.

1710
01:27:28,436 --> 01:27:31,399
Hey, someone get me out of here.

1711
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:32,990
Where are the windows?

1712
01:27:32,991 --> 01:27:34,103
Who built in the the windows?

1713
01:27:34,104 --> 01:27:36,187
Chill out boss, we'll
take care of the bum.

1714
01:27:36,188 --> 01:27:38,732
You got nothing to worry about.

1715
01:28:15,095 --> 01:28:16,650
This whole thing was in my imagination

1716
01:28:16,651 --> 01:28:18,120
and there's the culprit right there.

1717
01:28:18,121 --> 01:28:20,868
It's all the champagne's fault.

1718
01:28:20,869 --> 01:28:22,203
I don't believe in it.

1719
01:28:22,204 --> 01:28:24,954
I should have listened to Mother.

1720
01:28:49,989 --> 01:28:51,167
You mustn't laugh, boss.

1721
01:28:51,168 --> 01:28:53,094
You're bound to get silly.

1722
01:28:53,095 --> 01:28:55,979
I imagined the bearded gorilla
was ripping the casino apart

1723
01:28:55,980 --> 01:28:58,207
but he's safety locked up in prison.

1724
01:28:58,208 --> 01:28:59,375
Have some ice.

1725
01:29:12,421 --> 01:29:14,525
It's hailing Coke.

1726
01:29:14,526 --> 01:29:18,026
Oh my God, it's destroying my champagne.

1727
01:29:32,107 --> 01:29:34,386
Hey Joe, you and me, we make short work

1728
01:29:34,387 --> 01:29:36,748
of these punks, ha.

1729
01:29:36,749 --> 01:29:38,376
We ain't finished yet.

1730
01:29:38,377 --> 01:29:39,266
We ain't?

1731
01:29:39,267 --> 01:29:43,068
For our next trick, we're
gonna take care of Mr. Torcillo.

1732
01:29:43,069 --> 01:29:44,360
Mister who?

1733
01:29:44,361 --> 01:29:45,617
He left, Mr. Banana.

1734
01:29:45,618 --> 01:29:48,288
I tell you what, I'll go get him.

1735
01:29:48,289 --> 01:29:49,665
You wait right here.

1736
01:29:49,666 --> 01:29:50,982
It won't take a minute.

1737
01:29:50,983 --> 01:29:52,713
He's bound to be around here somewhere.

1738
01:29:52,714 --> 01:29:54,342
He can't have gone far.

1739
01:29:54,343 --> 01:29:56,035
I'll find him and bring him back.

1740
01:29:56,036 --> 01:29:58,046
Have a banana and make yourself at home.

1741
01:29:58,047 --> 01:29:59,464
Oh, Mr. Torcillo.

1742
01:30:01,378 --> 01:30:03,653
No, no, you got it all wrong.

1743
01:30:03,654 --> 01:30:05,092
I'm Torcillo's twin brother.

1744
01:30:05,093 --> 01:30:07,609
Sure you are and I'm Bo Derek.

1745
01:30:07,610 --> 01:30:09,203
Stand still for a second.

1746
01:30:09,204 --> 01:30:11,418
No, don't come near me.

1747
01:30:11,419 --> 01:30:13,692
Come on, I just
want to talk to you.

1748
01:30:13,693 --> 01:30:16,642
Moreno, Moreno.

1749
01:30:16,643 --> 01:30:17,724
Where are you?

1750
01:30:17,725 --> 01:30:18,674
Where am I going?

1751
01:30:18,674 --> 01:30:19,652
Help.

1752
01:30:19,653 --> 01:30:22,212
Someone get him off me, help.

1753
01:30:22,213 --> 01:30:25,317
Papa Joe, Papa Joe.

1754
01:30:25,318 --> 01:30:28,492
Papa Joe, Papa Joe.

1755
01:30:28,493 --> 01:30:30,160
What's the matter?

1756
01:30:31,261 --> 01:30:33,024
A lot of men come up the river.

1757
01:30:33,025 --> 01:30:34,684
They're all dressed the same.

1758
01:30:34,685 --> 01:30:36,114
Men dressed the same?

1759
01:30:36,115 --> 01:30:37,448
Yes, Papa Joe.

1760
01:30:43,637 --> 01:30:44,637
Halt.

1761
01:30:45,632 --> 01:30:48,632
Whoops, the police.

1762
01:30:49,884 --> 01:30:52,301
The police, oh.

1763
01:30:56,419 --> 01:30:58,586
Were you born in a barn?

1764
01:31:02,328 --> 01:31:03,745
You Banana Joe?

1765
01:31:04,824 --> 01:31:06,367
Here we go again.

1766
01:31:06,368 --> 01:31:09,288
You better get out of here.

1767
01:31:09,289 --> 01:31:11,571
Alright, this is written
authorization from the government

1768
01:31:11,572 --> 01:31:13,900
that says I can sell bananas.

1769
01:31:13,901 --> 01:31:15,250
That's not why I'm here.

1770
01:31:15,251 --> 01:31:16,223
That's more like it.

1771
01:31:16,224 --> 01:31:17,536
This man's a criminal, a fugitive,

1772
01:31:17,537 --> 01:31:18,928
he broke out of jail, arrest him.

1773
01:31:18,929 --> 01:31:21,210
We've come all the way from
Limas for that very reason.

1774
01:31:21,211 --> 01:31:24,211
Give me one of those wanted notices.

1775
01:31:25,116 --> 01:31:28,288
You're wanted for breaking out
of the jail at Porto Grande,

1776
01:31:28,289 --> 01:31:30,439
along with one Juan Vilas
allas Pedro Almeria,

1777
01:31:30,440 --> 01:31:31,712
allas Paquito Rodriguez,

1778
01:31:31,713 --> 01:31:32,713
allas Mauel.

1779
01:31:34,638 --> 01:31:36,463
He's a total stranger to me.

1780
01:31:36,464 --> 01:31:37,872
It's a pity, Joe.

1781
01:31:37,873 --> 01:31:39,047
While we were on our way up river

1782
01:31:39,048 --> 01:31:41,424
to come here and arrest
you and your friend,

1783
01:31:41,425 --> 01:31:44,526
we received a signal via
radio from the government.

1784
01:31:44,527 --> 01:31:47,617
The beloved wife of our
much admired president,

1785
01:31:47,618 --> 01:31:48,648
has given birth to...

1786
01:31:48,649 --> 01:31:50,153
- A baby girl.
- A boy.

1787
01:31:50,154 --> 01:31:51,370
A boy, that's great.

1788
01:31:51,371 --> 01:31:52,639
It's stated that this historic event

1789
01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:54,475
was made possible thanks only the pills

1790
01:31:54,476 --> 01:31:56,032
made of tripolia carpuetes,

1791
01:31:56,033 --> 01:31:57,790
discovered by Señor Juan Vilas

1792
01:31:57,791 --> 01:31:58,942
allas Pedro Almeira,

1793
01:31:58,943 --> 01:32:00,131
allas Paquito Rodriguez,

1794
01:32:00,132 --> 01:32:01,205
allas Manuel.

1795
01:32:01,206 --> 01:32:02,539
And here I am.

1796
01:32:05,352 --> 01:32:07,821
I was willing to bet you'd be here.

1797
01:32:07,822 --> 01:32:10,202
Our much beloved president
has granted an amnesty

1798
01:32:10,203 --> 01:32:11,852
to everybody and a special thanks

1799
01:32:11,853 --> 01:32:12,754
go to you in particular.

1800
01:32:12,755 --> 01:32:13,774
To me?

1801
01:32:13,775 --> 01:32:16,095
Our president now has an
heir thanks to you, Manuel.

1802
01:32:16,096 --> 01:32:18,669
You'll be granted anything you ask for.

1803
01:32:18,670 --> 01:32:21,306
Oh, I can ask for anything.

1804
01:32:21,307 --> 01:32:22,140
A television.

1805
01:32:22,141 --> 01:32:23,168
No, no, Joe.

1806
01:32:23,169 --> 01:32:24,853
How about a hang glider?

1807
01:32:24,854 --> 01:32:25,687
No, wait Joe.

1808
01:32:25,688 --> 01:32:27,205
What do you say to a
pair of roller skates?

1809
01:32:27,206 --> 01:32:28,039
Or a video game?

1810
01:32:28,039 --> 01:32:28,872
Or a food processor?

1811
01:32:28,873 --> 01:32:29,954
How am I suppose to come up with an idea

1812
01:32:29,955 --> 01:32:30,975
off the top of my head?
That's enough of that!

1813
01:32:30,976 --> 01:32:31,951
I protest!

1814
01:32:31,952 --> 01:32:33,433
What is this, criminals getting presents

1815
01:32:33,434 --> 01:32:34,920
instead of being arrested.

1816
01:32:34,921 --> 01:32:36,739
Torcillo, the climate
around here is very hot,

1817
01:32:36,740 --> 01:32:37,924
now either you watch your mouth

1818
01:32:37,925 --> 01:32:38,952
or you're gonna end up in the river.

1819
01:32:38,953 --> 01:32:40,742
Captain, this man just
threatened me with violence.

1820
01:32:40,743 --> 01:32:42,456
Me, Jose Alfonso Torcillo.

1821
01:32:42,457 --> 01:32:43,388
How dare he do that?

1822
01:32:43,389 --> 01:32:44,805
Arrest the crook.

1823
01:32:45,955 --> 01:32:48,606
Captain, I can't read
but who does this picture

1824
01:32:48,607 --> 01:32:49,774
remind you of?

1825
01:32:50,664 --> 01:32:52,904
Uh-huh, Jose Torcillo,

1826
01:32:52,905 --> 01:32:55,615
allas Licio Grapputo,

1827
01:32:55,616 --> 01:32:57,599
allas Francois Duval,

1828
01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:59,775
allas Calvo Sebastian Sindonas.

1829
01:32:59,776 --> 01:33:02,331
Description of suspect,
height one meter and 55,

1830
01:33:02,332 --> 01:33:05,457
weight 120, balding with black sideburns.

1831
01:33:05,458 --> 01:33:06,957
- Black.
- Black, right.

1832
01:33:06,958 --> 01:33:08,547
Likewise, his eyes are black.

1833
01:33:08,548 --> 01:33:10,249
Where were we, sentenced in his absence

1834
01:33:10,250 --> 01:33:11,500
for extortion in Europe,

1835
01:33:11,501 --> 01:33:13,680
wanted for embezzlement in Dutch Guiana.

1836
01:33:13,681 --> 01:33:16,022
Wanted for the corruption
of a public official.

1837
01:33:16,023 --> 01:33:17,675
Five counts of attempted kidnapping

1838
01:33:17,676 --> 01:33:19,522
and unlawful trading in overripe bananas

1839
01:33:19,523 --> 01:33:20,356
on five continents.

1840
01:33:20,356 --> 01:33:21,189
That's you.

1841
01:33:21,190 --> 01:33:23,522
Men, arrest this criminal.

1842
01:33:24,722 --> 01:33:25,665
- Captain.
- Yes, sir.

1843
01:33:25,666 --> 01:33:27,988
You'll find his buddies in
what's left of the casino.

1844
01:33:27,989 --> 01:33:29,205
Oh, really.

1845
01:33:29,206 --> 01:33:30,873
Four of you with me.

1846
01:33:33,105 --> 01:33:35,308
Joe, Joe.

1847
01:33:35,309 --> 01:33:37,386
I figured out what to ask the president.

1848
01:33:37,387 --> 01:33:41,554
I'll have him appoint me
president of a bank, huh?

1849
01:33:45,807 --> 01:33:49,319
Joe, where are you going?

1850
01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:50,653
- Manuel.
- Huh?

1851
01:33:51,721 --> 01:33:53,406
You're a crook, right?

1852
01:33:53,407 --> 01:33:54,281
Alright, I admit it.

1853
01:33:54,282 --> 01:33:56,256
A crook can't become a banker.

1854
01:33:57,089 --> 01:33:59,757
Come on Joe, you can't be that naive.

1855
01:33:59,758 --> 01:34:01,828
A crook can't become a banker.

1856
01:34:03,324 --> 01:34:04,840
A crook can become a banker?

1857
01:34:06,836 --> 01:34:09,091
There's an awful lot I don't know.

1858
01:34:09,092 --> 01:34:11,759
I'm dumb, I better go to school.

1859
01:34:23,422 --> 01:34:24,792
Excellent, Joe.

1860
01:34:24,793 --> 01:34:27,145
Now go back to your seat

1861
01:34:27,146 --> 01:34:29,335
and uh, Joe.

1862
01:34:29,336 --> 01:34:31,954
Everybody write their
names in their books.

1863
01:34:31,955 --> 01:34:34,264
I don't want any mistakes.

1864
01:34:34,265 --> 01:34:37,806
Alonzo, you go write your
name on the blackboard.

1865
01:34:37,807 --> 01:34:39,775
Gosh Joe, I hate school.

1866
01:34:39,776 --> 01:34:42,546
Why don't you and me go fishing?

1867
01:34:42,547 --> 01:34:45,931
Diego, a man who can't read or write

1868
01:34:45,932 --> 01:34:48,252
will spend the rest of
his life being a Joe Blow,

1869
01:34:48,253 --> 01:34:50,029
take my word for it.

1870
01:34:50,030 --> 01:34:52,622
I'll take your word for it, Joe.