1 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:37,705 [ Man Coughing, Sighs ] 2 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:48,316 [ Coughing Continues ] 3 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,736 [ Cheech ] * HEY, HOMES, WHY DON'T YOU COME ALONG * 4 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:16,310 * AND TAKE A LITTLE TRIP WITH CHEECH AND CHONG * 5 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:24,118 * WE'LL TAKE YOU ON A MAGIC RIDE * 6 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:31,259 * WITH BUSINESS ON THE OTHER SIDE * 7 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:34,928 [ Chorus ] * THE OTHER SIDE 8 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:38,532 * WE'LL TAKE YOU ON A WILD SCHEME * 9 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,802 * TO PLACES YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN * 10 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:44,972 * SAY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME ICE CREAM * 11 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:50,211 * HMM, LITTLE GIRL [ Laughing ] 12 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:56,517 * YOU'RE GONNA SEE THINGS THAT ARE OUTTA SIGHT * 13 00:01:56,617 --> 00:02:00,120 * YOU'LL BE LAUGHIN' ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT * 14 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:03,991 * SO GET READY FOR SOME NICE DREAMS * 15 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:06,194 * HMM, LITTLE GIRL * 16 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,796 [ Laughing ] 17 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:16,337 WHERE WE SUPPOSED TO MEET THIS DUDE? AT THE BEACH, MAN. 18 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:19,573 BEACH? THIS IS A LOT OF BEACH. 19 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:23,444 WHERE ON THE BEACH? AT THE END OF THE BLOCK THERE. 20 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:26,714 WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME. IF WE GET THERE EARLY, WE'LL JUST REHEARSE. 21 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:31,985 DON'T EAT IT ALL, MAN. IT DOESN'T MATTER. WE'VE GOT PLENTY. WE'RE RICH. 22 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:34,755 THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD SPOT. 23 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:39,693 [ Engine Revs, Backfires ] 24 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:49,237 WHAT'S THAT SONG YOU WERE WORKING ON? 25 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,472 THAT PROTEST SONG. "SAVE THE WHALES"? 26 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:55,175 YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S IT. YEAH, YEAH. PLAY. 27 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:58,846 * [ Guitar ] 28 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:07,321 * SAVE THE WHALES 29 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:12,293 * HEY, FUNKY MAMA SAVE THE WHALES * 30 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:16,196 * HEY, PRETTY BABY SAVE THOSE WHALES * 31 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:20,434 * SAVE THOSE BIG, FAT FUNKY WHALES * 32 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,539 * WELL, SAVE ALL THE WHALES 33 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:31,479 * BUT SHOOT THE SEALS YEAH * 34 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:35,182 * OH, SHOOT THEM SEALS 35 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:40,220 * OH, THE SEALS EAT ALL THE FISH * 36 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:44,191 * AH, SHOOT THE SEALS 37 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:48,762 *I NEVER KNOW HOW IT FEELS 38 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,731 * YEAH 39 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:55,703 * AND IF YOU THINK I'M FUNKY FOR WANTIN' TO SHOOT ALL THE SEALS * 40 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:58,306 * SAVE YOUR BREATH 41 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:02,276 * SAVE YOUR BREATH 42 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:07,415 HOW YA DOIN'? IS IT ALL THERE? ONE, TWO, THREE-- 43 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:10,318 * [ Continues ] 44 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,556 * HERE'S AN EXTRA ONE DON'T GIVE IT TO YOUR CHILDREN * 45 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:19,226 ALL RIGHT, MAN. CHECK YA LATER. THANKS A LOT. 46 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,261 * SAVE THOSE WHALES * 47 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,263 IT'S GOOD ICE CREAM, MAN. TRIP OUT. 48 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,232 [ Narc On Walkie-Talkie ] THIS IS HOMING PIGEON. 49 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,668 HOMING PIGEON TO MOTHER COOP. COME IN. 50 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:32,239 THIS IS A HIT. SCORE! TOUCHDOWN AND PAYDAY! 51 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,241 THEY BOUGHT IT. I MEAN, WE BOUGHT IT. 52 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:39,146 HOMING PIGEON. MOTHER COOP COME IN. HOMING PIGEON TO SIX-X. 53 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:43,717 LIMO PREPARING TO LEAVE. [ Laughing ] 54 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:47,655 THE SARGE IS GONNA CREAM FOR THIS. WE GOT 'EM! 55 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,857 THIS IS HOMING PIGEON TO MOTHER COOP. COME IN. 56 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:53,427 MOTHER COOP, COME IN. HOMING PIGEON TO MOTHER COOP. [ Woman ] GO AHEAD. 57 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:56,497 THEY'RE GETTIN' IN THE TRUCK, STARTIN' TO PULL AWAY. 58 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:59,400 IN PURSUIT! THIS IS 38 APPLE BAKER. OVER. 59 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:03,871 WE'RE IN PURSUIT. [ Woman ] TEN-FOUR. IN PURSUIT. YOUR DIRECTION OF TRAVEL? 60 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:07,541 [ Engine Sputtering ] HOMING PIGEON, YOUR DIRECTION OF TRAVEL? 61 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,743 DAMN IT! HOMING PIGEON, COME IN. 62 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:12,145 THIS CAR'S NOT STARTING. HELLO! HELP HERE! 63 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,748 HOMING PIGEON TO MOTHER COOP. GIMME THE WHIRLYBIRD UNIT. 64 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,150 GIMME THE WHIRLYBIRD UNIT! WE CAN'T GET THIS SUCKER GOIN'! 65 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:21,522 WHIRLYBIRD UNIT, COME IN, PLEASE! WHIRLYBIRD UNIT! 66 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:24,958 DAMN IT! THEY'RE HEADING DOWN OCEAN AVENUE NOW. HOMING PIGEON, COME IN. 67 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:29,863 COME IN, WHIRLYBIRD! HOMING PIGEON TO WHIRLYBIRD. COME IN! 68 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,099 AW, SHIT! [ Woman ] HOMING PIGEON, PLEASE REPEAT. 69 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:37,538 HEY, MAN, THAT DUDE LOOKED KINDA STRAIGHT TO BE BUYIN' DOPE. 70 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,040 DON'T WORRY. I CHECKED HIM OUT MYSELF. 71 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:43,444 HE AIN'T A COP. I CAN SMELL COPS A MILE AWAY, MAN. 72 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:47,381 THEY SMELL LIKE COFFEE AND DOUGHNUTS. [ Laughing ] 73 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:50,684 WE'RE RICH, MAN. HOW MUCH MONEY DO WE HAVE NOW? 74 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:55,022 ALTOGETHER? LET ME FIGURE IT OUT. YEAH, ALTOGETHER. 75 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:58,659 WE'RE OUT 22 DAYS. 76 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:02,195 I WANNA GET ME MORE GUITARS, MAN. 77 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:05,198 WE GOT $17 MILLION, MAN. 78 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,901 NO! 79 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,737 NO, MAN. 80 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:14,207 WE GOT 17 SOMETHING. WE'RE RICH, MAN. WE GOT A LOT OF MONEY. 81 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:18,145 LET'S BUY A VILLA IN COSTA RICA, MAN. THAT'D BE GREAT. 82 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:21,148 I'M GONNA GET MORE GUITARS. YEAH? 83 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:22,916 I WANNA GET A FENDER. 84 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:26,587 I DON'T LIKE FENDERS. I'LL GET ONE ANYWAY! 85 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:29,823 LET'S GET ONE OF THEM BIG WHITE HOUSES, LIKE WITH A VERANDA. 86 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:34,261 LIKE WITH A PORCH, AND BE SITTING OUT THERE SIPPIN' PINA "COLONICS," MAN. 87 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,497 PINA COLONICS? YEAH. 88 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:40,100 WHAT'S THAT? THEY MAKE 'EM IN A BLENDER, YOU KNOW? 89 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:44,171 OH, YEAH, YEAH. WE'LL HAVE TOPLESS LADIES, MAN. 90 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:46,707 WE'LL MAKE OURSELVES SUN KINGS. 91 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:49,810 WE'LL BUY A LITTLE LAND, PUT TWO CHAIRS ON A LITTLE HILL. 92 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,979 EVERY DAY AT NOON WE'LL GO UP THERE, MAN, 93 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:55,816 THEN ALL THE NATIVES WILL BOW DOWN TO US, AND WE'LL THROW 'EM JOINTS. 94 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,218 I LIKE TO HELP THE LITTLE PEOPLE. 95 00:06:58,318 --> 00:06:59,987 THAT'S IMPORTANT IN LIFE. 96 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:03,524 MAYBE I'LL GET A MUSTANG. BETTER GET YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE FIRST. 97 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:06,994 THAT PENDEJO JUDGE, MAN. MAYBE I'LL BUY A JUDGE. 98 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:11,131 [ Laughing ] THEN I COULD GET MY LICENSE BACK. 99 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:15,703 I ALWAYS DREAMED, IF WE EVER MADE IT RICH I'D GET ME A GUITAR. 100 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:19,239 HI, GUYS. HEY, HOW YA-- WOW! 101 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,774 HI, LADIES. 102 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:24,612 WE LIKE YOUR TRUCK. OH, THANKS A LOT. 103 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:27,347 YOU GUY HAVE ANY BIG STICKS FOR US? 104 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:32,886 I MEAN REALLY BIG STICKS? YEAH, WE GOT REALLY BIG STICKS. 105 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:37,290 HOW ABOUT NICE, HOT, JUICY STICKS? YOU GUYS CAN GET IN THE BACK WITH US. 106 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:41,228 [ Laughing ] 107 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:44,965 COME ON, GET AFTER 'EM. THEY WANT A BIG STICK, MAN. DID YOU SEE THAT? 108 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:48,569 THAT'S A '55 BEL AIR CONVERTIBLE, MAN. MINT CONDITION. 109 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:12,059 BE RIGHT THERE. YOU WANT A BIG STICK? 110 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,335 WE LOST 'EM. 111 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,504 NO, THERE'S THE CAR! 112 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:27,507 RIGHT OVER THERE. WE'LL PULL IN, MAN. 113 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:30,644 WHAT A BITCHIN' CAR, MAN. RIGHT. 114 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:33,847 YOU WANT A BIG STICK, IT COMES WITH SPECIAL DELIVERY. 115 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,850 MY DAD HAD ONE, MAN. I USED TO DRIVE IT ALL THE TIME. 116 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:40,220 WONDER IF THEY WANT TO SELL IT. OR GIVE IT AWAY. 117 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,891 IT LOOKS LIKE DAD'S CAR, MAN. 118 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,326 I COULD SURE TELL SOON ENOUGH. 119 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:49,563 TELL BY THE STAINS IN THE BACKSEAT. 120 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,199 GOD, LOOK AT THIS. 121 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:54,167 NAH, THE UPHOLSTERY'S TOO NICE. 122 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:59,006 * THE MEN ARE HERE COME ON, BABY, I'M GONNA STICK IT IN YOUR EAR * 123 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:01,609 [ Doorbell Rings ] 124 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:06,346 HEY, MAN, BIG STICK. HEY, BABY WANT A BIG STICK? 125 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:09,717 UH, HI. UH, WANT A BIG STICK? 126 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:14,822 WE'RE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD GIVING AWAY FREE BIG STICKS TO ALL THE DUDES WHO LIVE HERE. 127 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:17,991 HEY, MAN, WHERE'S THE BROADS THAT OWN THAT CAR OUT THERE? 128 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,960 [ Belches ] 129 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,963 WE GOTTA GO NOW. WE'LL TALK TO 'EM LATER. I WANNA TALK TO 'EM. 130 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,265 MAN, BE COOL. TAKE IT EASY. SEE YA LATER. 131 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:29,903 [ Chong ] I WANNA ASK ABOUT THE CAR, MAN. [ Cheech ] DON'T GET TOO BIG. 132 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:48,421 YOU GONNA ARREST A BROTHER? YOU GONNA DO THAT? 133 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,624 I WASN'T EVEN THERE, MAN. 134 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,360 I CAN DIG IT. 135 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:05,438 COME ON, BROTHER! LET ME TALK TO YOU. 136 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:09,176 [ Women Shouting ] 137 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,288 [ Phone Ringing ] 138 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,168 [ Knocking At Door ] 139 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,305 YEAH, PASS. 140 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:43,143 SARGE? YEAH. 141 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,878 WE GOT IT. 142 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,815 THEY BOUGHT IT. I MEAN, WE BOUGHT IT. THEY FELL FOR IT. 143 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,851 NOODLES, CLEAR THIS AREA OFF. NOODLES! 144 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,286 CLEAR THIS AREA OFF. MOVE IT. 145 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,956 THAT'S IT, SARGE. 146 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,591 THOSE CLOWNS FELL FOR IT. GOT 'EM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT 'EM. 147 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:01,361 WE JUST HAVE TO MOVE IN FOR THE BUST. THEY GOT THE MARKED BILLS. 148 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,431 WE GOTTA GET 'EM NOW. COME ON, GIVE US THE GO-AHEAD! 149 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:08,068 WAIT A MINUTE. DID YOU HAVE THIS STUFF ANALYZED? 150 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,670 WHAT'S TO ANALYZE? SMELL IT. IT'S MARIJUANA. 151 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,640 LISTEN! YOU KNOW WE CANNOT TRUST OUR OWN INSTINCTS. 152 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,909 TAKE THIS TO THE ANALYZER AND HAVE IT "LABBED." 153 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,946 YES, SIR. AH! I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 154 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:22,415 WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO, SARGE? 155 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,519 I WANT YOU TO LEAVE. 156 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,522 LEAVE! RIGHT NOW. WE'RE LEAVING. NOODLES, LET'S LEAVE! 157 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,425 WE'RE LEAVING, SARGE. WE'LL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE IN CASE YOU NEED US. 158 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,161 COME ON, NOODLES! 159 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:38,799 NOODLES! COME ON, NOODLES, MOVE IT. 160 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,162 [ Sniffs ] 161 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,899 [ Wicked Laughing ] 162 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,970 THE ONLY WAY TO CATCH A DOPER... 163 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,740 IS WHEN YOU YOURSELF BECOME A SMOKER. 164 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:31,952 SUREST WAY TO MAKE THEM BLEED... 165 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,321 IS WHEN YOU BUST THEIR ASS... 166 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,424 AND STEAL THEIR WEED. 167 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:46,366 [ Knocking At Door ] SARGE? SARGE? 168 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:50,170 NOT NOW. I NEED MY SPACE. 169 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,717 [ Cheech ] YEAH, THAT'D BE HIP, MAN. 170 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,587 * [ Piano ] * [ Humming ] 171 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,425 [ Cheech ] HEY, RAY, WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN? 172 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,360 ALL RIGHT! 173 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:51,498 * [ Piano ] 174 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,942 OH, HI, LADIES. 175 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,845 HOW YA DOIN'? ALL RIGHT. YOU GUYS THIRSTY? 176 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:10,750 OOH, I GOT SOME GOOD WATER FOR YOU. SUCK IT UP! 177 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,485 YOU'RE SO THIRSTY. 178 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:16,789 I KNOW. I HAVEN'T GIVE YOU NO WATER IN A LONG TIME, HUH? 179 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,359 OOH, YEAH. THERE YOU GO. 180 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:28,435 * 181 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,604 [ Sniffing ] 182 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,075 OOOH, JUAHACA. 183 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,678 OOOH, SEN SI. 184 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,748 HOW ARE YOU, MY DARLING? 185 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:44,084 GOD, YOUR BUDS ARE GETTING SO BIG. 186 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:47,120 I'LL HAVE TO GET YOU A TRAINING BRA. 187 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,723 GOT SOME LINT IN YOUR BELLYBUTTON THERE. 188 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,660 THERE YOU GO. NOT BAD. 189 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,363 YOU GUYS BE COOL. 190 00:14:56,463 --> 00:15:00,000 * [ Humming ] 191 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,702 [ Camera Shutter Clicking ] [ Narc #1 ] THAT'S IT SMILE NICE FOR THE CAMERA. 192 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,771 ALL RIGHT. GOTCHA NOW. [ Helicopter Blades Whirring ] 193 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,107 [ Narc #2 ] MOTHER COOP, THIS IS TWO-HENRY-TEN. COME IN. 194 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,276 [ Narc #1 ] NICE LITTLE SMILE, YOU WEED SUCKER YOU. 195 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,745 [ Narc #2 ] WE GOT THE SUSPECT DEAD-BANG IN THE FRONT BAY WINDOW... 196 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:16,449 SNIFFIN' THE EVIDENCE. [ Woman ] TEN-FOUR. MAINTAIN SURVEILLANCE. 197 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,886 [ Narc #2 ] TEN-FOUR. [ Narc #1 Laughing ] 198 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,355 [ Narc #2 ] WE GOT HIM! WE GOT HIM! 199 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,928 THAT WAS A GOOD RIFF YOU GUYS WERE WORKIN' ON, THAT LITTLE JAM THERE. 200 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:33,466 WE JUST GOTTA ADD A PART TO IT. WE'RE GONNA PROBABLY PUT A BRIDGE ON IT, RIGHT? 201 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:37,037 LOOK AT THE JOE-PAPERS, MAN. WE GOT A LITTLE DEAL HERE. 202 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,073 WHERE'D YOU GET THEM? I GOT A DEAL WITH 'EM, MAN. 203 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,209 I MET ONE OF THEIR REPRESENTATIVES. 204 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,911 HE WANTS ME TO TRY OUT HIS PAPERS FOR A YEAR. 205 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,147 YEAH? AND LET HIM KNOW HOW THEY WORK. 206 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,082 WHAT DO YOU GET? JUST GET MORE PAPERS. 207 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:54,254 OH, THAT'S HEAVY. I'LL SAVE A LOT OF MONEY. I GO THROUGH A LOT OF PAPER. 208 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:58,491 RAY, WE NEED MORE WINE TOO, MAN. WHAT KIND YOU WANT THIS TIME? 209 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:02,895 SOME OF THIS FUSSY PUSSY. THAT'S NICE. SMELLS GOOD. OH, COME ON. 210 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:08,135 FUSSY PUSSY? YEAH. IT'S FRENCH, MAN. 211 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,037 IS THAT MAID STILL WORKIN' HERE? 212 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,605 [ Ray ] YEAH. HOW HUNGRY ARE YOU GUYS? 213 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,675 [ Ray ] I COULD EAT A WHALE. GREAT TOSS. 214 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,345 [ Ray ] SHE SAID SHE REFUSES TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM. 215 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,548 SHE AIN'T MADE MY BED FOR A WEEK! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT BITCH? 216 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,817 SAID YOU COULDN'T PAY HER TO GO IN THERE. I'M SORRY. 217 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:30,557 WHEN IS DON GETTIN' BACK? DON SAID HE'D BE BACK AROUND CHRISTMAS FOR A DAY. 218 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:35,328 THEN HE'S GOIN' OUT-- HE JUST FINISHED MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, 219 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:39,832 THEN HE'S GOT A DATE IN MIAMI. [ Coughing ] 220 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,001 THEN HE'S GONNA GO-- 221 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:46,839 WELL, HE'S GOT DUBLIN, AND THEN LONDON. 222 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:50,110 THEN HE'S GONNA GO TO SWITZERLAND, 223 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,846 AND THEN HE'S GONNA GO TO SCANDINAVIA. 224 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:58,751 HE'S GOT A WEIRD DATE IN GUAM, AND HE'S GONNA END UP IN BORNEO. 225 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,754 WOULD YOU LIKE YOURS MEDIUM RARE? 226 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,091 [ Chong ] THAT ONE'S RAW. 227 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,825 DIDN'T HE ALREADY GO TO BORNEO? 228 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:10,029 [ Ray ] HE WENT THERE ONCE, BUT THEY CALLED HIM BACK AGAIN. 229 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,299 [ Chong ] THIS IS BURNT, MAN! 230 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,834 HOLD ON. I'M GONNA MAKE SOME PIZZA. 231 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,104 PUT SOME CHEESE ON IT. THAT'LL BE GOOD. 232 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,506 YOU LIKE PICKLES WITH TORTILLAS, RAY? 233 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,941 [ Ray ] I'M SO HUNGRY, I'LL EVEN TAKE THAT. 234 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,077 I FORGOT ABOUT AUSTRALIA. 235 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,579 HERE'S A PIZZA. IT'S GOOD. WATCH OUT, IT'S HOT. 236 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:30,483 MAN, DON'T FEED HIM THAT SHIT. THAT'S GOOD, MAN. 237 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,853 AFTER HE GETS TO AUSTRALIA, HE GOES TO-- 238 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,556 IT'S BURNED, MAN. LOOK HERE. 239 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,992 HE'S GOT A LONG, INVOLVED TOUR, MAN. 240 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:44,897 THAT DUDE'S NEVER GONNA BE HOME, HUH? NO, WE'RE COOL WITH THE PAD. 241 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:48,535 BUT WHEN HE DOES GET HOME, HE'S COMING BACK TO THE STUDIO. 242 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,770 HAVE YOU TALKED TO THAT ACCOUNTANT LATELY? GREEN? 243 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:55,375 I DON'T WANT TO COMPLAIN, BUT WE HAVEN'T GOT OUR CHECK IN, LIKE, A COUPLE WEEKS. 244 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,111 WE CAN'T BE DOIN' THIS SHIT FOR NOTHIN'. I TALKED TO HIM YESTERDAY. 245 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,680 WHAT'D HE SAY? HE SAID YOUR MONEY'S ON THE WAY. 246 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:05,985 AND I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT A RAISE TOO. [ Smoke Alarm Blaring ] 247 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,020 THERE'S GOES THAT SMOKE ALARM AGAIN. 248 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:12,259 I TOLD YOU NOT TO SMOKE THAT SHIT IN THE KITCHEN. IT'S THAT COOKIN'. 249 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,695 GIMME A HIT. [ Alarm Blaring Continues ] 250 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,998 YOU BETTER GET TWO BOTTLES OF FUZZY PUSSY, MAN. 251 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,735 * SAVE THE WHALES 252 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:33,680 HEY, MAN, REMIND ME TO GET SOME VITAMIN B-12. 253 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,918 VITAMIN B-12? AND SOME GRO-MULCH TOO. 254 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:44,391 WHAT FOR? FOR PLANTS IN THE GAME ROOM. THEY'RE GETTING DROOPY. 255 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:48,895 PISS ON 'EM. HEY, MAN, SHOW SOME RESPECT. THAT'S A CASH CROP. 256 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,831 I'M SERIOUS, MAN. PISS ON 'EM. WHAT? 257 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:56,369 I READ SOMEWHERE THAT IF YOU PEE ON A PLANT IT'LL DO BETTER... 258 00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:01,274 BECAUSE OF SOME KIND OF VITAMIN IN YOUR PEE. 259 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,010 I JUST READ IT SOMEWHERE. YEAH. 260 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:09,048 YOU GOT A POINT THERE. JUST LET YOUR HAIR GROW, AND NOBODY'LL FIND OUT. 261 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,218 "PISS ON IT." [ Snickers ] 262 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,321 THERE COULD BE SOMETHING TO IT, MAN. 263 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,562 [ Chong ] YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WE SHOULD INVEST IN? WHAT? 264 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,665 A REST HOME FOR OLD HIPPIES. YEAH? 265 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:29,369 'CAUSE HIPPIES HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE THE '60s, YOU KNOW? 266 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:34,407 AND THERE REALLY ISN'T LIKE A HIP PLACE FOR 'EM TO GO WHEN THEY GET REAL OLD. 267 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,143 THE WAY I SEE IT, IT'S LIKE A REGULAR REST HOME... 268 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,979 EXCEPT YOU GOT ALL THE DOPE YOU CAN SMOKE FOR THESE OLD PEOPLE. 269 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,482 WE CAN CALL IT "LAID BACK MANOR." 270 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,485 YEAH! HEY, GREAT! THAT'D BE HEAVY. 271 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,020 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, LIKE-- 272 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:52,058 WHAT DO PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY GET OLD? THEY USUALLY KEEP 'EM STONED, LAID BACK. 273 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,361 THEY NOD OFF. YEAH, NOD OFF. 274 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:59,332 [ Helicopter Blades Whirring ] 275 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:06,005 [ Cheech ] WHEN WE TALK TO WEIRD JIMMY, LET ME DO ALL THE TALKIN'. 276 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,674 'CAUSE HE GETS SPACED OUT, MAN. 277 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,943 WHATEVER I SAY, JUST GO ALONG WITH IT. OKAY? YEAH, OKAY. 278 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,547 'CAUSE HE GETS ZONED, MAN. LET ME DO ALL THE TALKING, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL. 279 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,016 [ Chong ] YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WHEN I DIE, MAN? 280 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:20,687 WHAT? I WANNA GET CREMATED, MAN. 281 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:24,424 THEN I WANT TO GET MY ASHES PUT IN A BAGGIE, YOU KNOW? 282 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:28,695 THEN I'M GONNA HAVE MY FRIENDS-- WE'LL HAVE A PARTY AND EVERYBODY'LL SMOKE ME. 283 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,863 MIX IT IN WITH SOME GOOD SHIT, YOU KNOW? 284 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,899 REMIND ME NOT TO BE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU DIE. 285 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:36,035 OR YOU COULD SNORT ME TOO. YEAH. OR SHOVE YOU. 286 00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,771 HE'S DOING GREAT, HUH? YEAH. 287 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:43,443 * [ Classical ] 288 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:47,580 * 289 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,250 [ Cheech ] HEY, JIMMY! WHATCHA DOIN'? MAKIN' TWICE PIPES? 290 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:55,788 [ Laughs ] WHAT'S HAPPENIN', HOMES? 291 00:20:55,888 --> 00:21:00,393 THIS PLACE IS GETTIN' WEIRDER. NO SHIT, MAN. LIKE A MAD DOCTOR. 292 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:03,095 HOW YOU BEEN, JIMMY? HMM. 293 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:06,599 THOSE BUDS YOU GAVE US THE OTHER DAY, THEY WERE GREAT. I SWEAR TO GOD! 294 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,000 SMALL. SMALL. 295 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,137 [ Cheech ] THOSE WERE THE BIGGEST BUDS I EVER SAW, MAN! 296 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,806 YOU THINK WE COULD GET SOME MORE? THOSE WERE REALLY GOOD. 297 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:19,512 WE GAVE 'EM TO SOME OF OUR FRIENDS. [ Electricity Buzzing ] 298 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,213 DAMN, ELECTRIC WEED, MAN! 299 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:26,953 IT'S GONNA BE MONSTER WEED, HUH? THE BUDS YOU GAVE US, 300 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,688 THEY WERE VERY REAL. 301 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,791 WE WERE DOING THESE TESTS UNDER CLINICAL PARTY CONDITIONS. 302 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:35,728 WE GAVE 'EM TO A BUNCH OF OUR FRIENDS. THEY'D LIKE SOME MORE. 303 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:41,033 DO YOU THINK WE COULD GET MORE OF THEM BUDS? NO. NO BUDS, NO BUDS! 304 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:45,738 THEY'RE NOT FOR US. THEY'RE FOR NEEDY WEED HEADS... NO BUDS! 305 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:50,843 THAT GOT GLAUCOMA DOWN AT THE TEEN CENTER, LIKE DISABLED VETS AND STUFF. 306 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,645 [ Electricity Buzzing ] 307 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:57,484 [ Cheech ] YOU KNOW, WE COULD PAY FOR 'EM. 308 00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:00,487 WE JUST NEED SOME, 'CAUSE THEY'RE REALLY ASKING FOR IT. 309 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:04,023 IF IT WAS JUST FOR ME, I WOULD SAY "NO." NO, NO. 310 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,258 [ Jimmy ] WELL-- 311 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,828 YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD PART WITH JUST A FEW? 312 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:13,633 WE'D PAY FOR 'EM. I SWEAR TO GOD. NO, NO, NO. 313 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,168 NO. [ Electricity Buzzing ] 314 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:19,406 PLEASE, MAN? COME ON, PLEASE. AH-HA-HA! 315 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,641 YES, YES. YEAH? 316 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,944 HEY, ALL RIGHT! THANKS A LOT, MAN. YES. 317 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,780 [ Cheech ] YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD DUDE, MAN. WE GOTTA SPLIT. KEEP WORKING. 318 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,383 YOU'RE DOIN' GOOD. ALL RIGHT. 319 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:34,020 * SPACE RANGER 320 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:46,899 [ Knocking At Door ] HEY, SARGE? YOU BURNIN' SOME STUFF IN THERE? 321 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:50,102 I SURE WOULD LIKE SOME. GIMME SOME OF THAT. 322 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:06,252 [ Cheech ] IT'D BE LIKE A TRACTOR-TRAILER. 323 00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:08,821 ONE OF THEM BIG TRACTOR-TRAILERS WITH A DIESEL THING ON IT. 324 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:12,792 WE COULD HAUL THIS STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE. [ Backfiring ] 325 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,428 WE COULD HAVE LIKE A DISCO IN THE BACK, YOU KNOW? 326 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:19,966 AND LIKE A HEALTH FOOD PLACE TOO. ISN'T THAT HEAVY? 327 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,603 THEN WE COULD HAVE OUR WHOLE THING TOGETHER WHEREVER WE GO, YOU KNOW? 328 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:27,740 WE COULD HAVE A SLEEPER AND JACUZZI, A SAUNA. YOU KNOW? 329 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,678 HEY, CHIEF, HOW YA DOIN'? GOOD SEEIN' YA. 330 00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:35,414 GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, MAN. HEY. 331 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:41,320 THIS BUD'S FOR YOU. WOW! 332 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,558 LET ME LAY SOMETHIN' ON YA. THAT'S OKAY, MAN. 333 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:48,294 HEY, THANKS, MAN. SHIRTS, MY MAN. 334 00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:51,998 SHIRTS HERE. THANKS, MAN. 335 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,836 HAVE SOME MORE. NO, THAT'S GREAT, MAN. THAT'S ENOUGH. 336 00:23:56,936 --> 00:24:00,673 THERE'S MORE HERE. THANKS A LOT. 337 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:04,010 SOME OF THESE BULLS' BALLS. THESE ARE THE HOTTEST THINGS GOIN'. 338 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,445 WOW! THANKS, MAN. 339 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:09,215 HEY, THANKS. 340 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:11,551 HERE'S A BAG. 341 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,953 THANKS A LOT, MAN. 342 00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:28,000 CREEP! 343 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,234 THANKS. 344 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,737 OH, WOW! THANKS A LOT, MAN. 345 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,723 [ Bangs ] [ Screams ] 346 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:29,729 WHAT HAPPENED? I BROKE MY NAIL! I BROKE MY NAIL! 347 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:35,167 [ Cheech Choking ] 348 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:39,071 WHAT HAPPENED, MAN? 349 00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:42,108 [ Mumbling ] 350 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:46,746 - COME ON, MAN, LET'S GO. - [ Mumbling ] 351 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:50,049 COME ON, MAN. COME ON, PUSH. 352 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:54,253 UP, UP. PUSH! PUSH! PUSH! YOU'RE NOT TRYIN'. 353 00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:58,658 OKAY, ONE MORE! COME ON, PUSH! PUSH! 354 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:03,095 - PUSH IT! YOU'RE NOT TRYING! - [ Mumbling ] 355 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:10,536 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. LOOK WHAT VINNIE GAVE ME. 356 00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:13,305 OH, MAN, I-- 357 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:20,579 * [ Classical ] [ Cheech ] HEY, JIMMY! 358 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,516 HEY, JIMMY THE GENIUS! 359 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:27,253 WHERE IS HE? I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 360 00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:30,723 HE'S GOTTA BE HERE SOMEWHERE. 361 00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:35,194 [ Together ] WHOA! 362 00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:38,330 HEY, HOMES! 363 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:42,268 ALL RIGHT! [ Laughing ] 364 00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:46,939 JIMMY! GOD DOG, MAN! 365 00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:51,678 GOD, MAN! JIMMY, THAT'S HEAVY-DUTY! 366 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:55,281 HOW'D YOU GET HIM TO LEARN HOW TO SMOKE THAT JOINT? 367 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:59,786 HEY, HOMES, ARE YOU TRIPPIN'? 368 00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:05,758 WHAT IS THAT? THAT'S A-- I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S A LIZARD, MAN. 369 00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:10,362 YEAH, IT'S AN UGLY LIZARD TOO. 370 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:14,667 [ Growls ] SHIT! 371 00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:21,373 JIMMY, YOU SHOULD BE ON THAT SHOW, "REALLY INCREDIBLE HEAVY-DUTY DUDES," MAN. 372 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,209 YOU CAN BE A GUEST WEIRDO. 373 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,245 JIMMY, CAN WE HAVE SOME MORE BUDS? THANKS A LOT. 374 00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:28,815 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THE PLACE FOR YOU. DON'T WORRY ABOUT NOTHIN'. 375 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:34,186 * [ Classical ] LET'S CHANGE THAT MUSIC, MAN. 376 00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:38,457 [ Dick ] LOOK. IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. YOU SEE IT? 377 00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:40,492 IT'S HAPPENING. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK! 378 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:44,496 THAT'S INCREDIBLE. IT'S HAPPENING. 379 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:46,598 THAT'S AMAZING. THAT'S INCREDIBLE. 380 00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:49,435 SARGE, LOOK. IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 381 00:27:49,535 --> 00:27:51,771 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? LOOK! 382 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:53,840 THAT'S AMAZING! 383 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:56,475 IT'S JUST LIKE THE REPORT SAID. RIGHT, FU? 384 00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:58,310 OKAY. YES. 385 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:01,948 WE TOOK THAT MARIJUANA YOU GAVE US AND WE TESTED IT. 386 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:06,218 AND THIS SMOKE NO, THIS SMOKE YES. 387 00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:08,721 [ Dick ] NEVER MIND THAT TECHNICAL TALK, FU. 388 00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:12,859 WHAT HE MEANS IS, ANYONE WHO SMOKES THAT STUFF IS GONNA TURN INTO ONE OF THESE LIZARDS! 389 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,560 [ Fly Buzzing ] 390 00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:17,696 WE GOTTA BUST THESE GUYS, SARGE. WE GOTTA BUST 'EM NOW! 391 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:22,568 - CAN WE BUST 'EM NOW? CAN WE? HUH? - [ Gulps ] 392 00:28:22,668 --> 00:28:25,537 RIGHT! NOODLES, COME ON, LET'S GO! 393 00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:28,307 SARGE? [ Gulps ] 394 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:32,478 CAN WE GET YOU ANYTHING SARGE? BUGS. 395 00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:35,882 BUGS? WHAT? BUG OFF! JUST BUG OFF! 396 00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:39,085 GET OUT OF HERE! NOODLES, COME ON! MOVE IT! LET'S GO. 397 00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:43,522 [ Woman ] WOULD YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME? 398 00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:45,291 HEY, BIG BOY. COME HERE, SWEETHEART. 399 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,895 TELL THIS NICE OFFICER WHO I REALLY AM. ROBBERY UNIT! 400 00:28:48,995 --> 00:28:52,664 WE'RE FREELANCE ENTERTAINERS. APPLE BAKER MARY! 401 00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:55,167 DROOLER SPEAKING. DIG THIS. 402 00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:58,938 YOU HAVE A "GO" ON OPERATION GET 'EM. GOT IT? 403 00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:01,373 GOOD! GO GET 'EM! 404 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:04,844 NOODLES, NOODLES! MOVE IT! 405 00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:10,850 LISTEN TO ME. I'M GONNA HAVE MY ATTORNEY EXPLAIN TO YOU, I'M A FREELANCE ENTERTAINER-- 406 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:28,567 [ Whirlybird Pilot #1 ] ROGER, MOTHER COOP. WE'RE TEN-20 AT TRANCAS BEACH, 407 00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,636 MOVING UP ON BROAD BEACH ROAD. 408 00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:32,771 NOW APPROACHING CANNABIS CULTIVATION CENTER. 409 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:35,374 COWBOY, MOVE YOUR ASS OVER A BIT. 410 00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:39,846 [ Whirlybird Pilot #2 ] ROGER THERE, PAPA BEAR. WE'RE MOVIN' OVER. 411 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:44,216 [ Pilot #1 ] THERE IT IS. FOLLOW ME IN. 412 00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:48,187 HOLY SHIT! YOU SEE WHAT I SEE, OLD MAN? LET'S TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. 413 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:54,460 JESUS CHRIST! 414 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:58,097 LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES! HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL! 415 00:29:58,197 --> 00:30:01,133 TAKE US DOWN, OLD MAN! TAKE US DOWN! WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT... 416 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:04,036 WILD NAKED TITTIES ON THE BEACH DOWN THERE! FORGET ABOUT TITTIES! 417 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,605 [ Pilot #1 ] WE HAVE A BUST TO THINK ABOUT. 418 00:30:06,705 --> 00:30:12,111 * [ Rock ] 419 00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:19,151 * 420 00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:23,389 WOW, THOSE CHOPPERS ARE LOW TODAY, MAN. YEAH. 421 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:27,126 [ Laughing ] [ Makes Machine Gun Noises ] 422 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:32,498 IF THEY ONLY KNEW WHAT WE'RE DOING DOWN HERE, HUH? 423 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:34,166 [ Sniffs ] AHH! 424 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,435 [ Narc Officer ] COWBOY, LOOK AT THOSE PINK NIPPLES! 425 00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:39,538 NIPPLES HELL! LOOK AT THEM TENDER, YOUNG ASSES! 426 00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:43,309 ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE SEEN THE TITS. LET'S GET BACK TO WORK. 427 00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:46,278 WHAT'RE WE DOING UP HERE? PUT HER DOWN. 428 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:50,216 A-J, CODE FIVE. 429 00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:53,986 THEY'RE GETTIN' LOW! HUH? 430 00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:56,388 I SAID, THEY'RE GETTIN' LOW! 431 00:30:57,756 --> 00:31:01,060 WE GOT A RIP IN THE TARP. 432 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,295 SHIT! 433 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:07,366 [ Chong ] WHERE'S THE LADDER? OVER THERE, MAN! 434 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:15,374 HOLD IT STEADY. ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT. 435 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,511 GET ME SOME ROPE, MAN. 436 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,847 WHAT? GET ME SOME ROPE. 437 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:24,116 ROPE? WHAT KIND? HURRY UP! 438 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:28,387 NEVER MIND WHAT KIND! DON'T BE SO STUPID! GET ME SOME ROPE! 439 00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:31,023 HURRY UP! ALL RIGHT! 440 00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:34,560 - HEY, I GOT SOME! - [ Chong Yelling ] 441 00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:39,865 I GOT THE ROPE, MAN. ARE YOU OKAY? 442 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:42,969 MAN, ARE YOU OKAY? [ Groaning ] YEAH. 443 00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:47,573 NEVER MIND ABOUT ME, MAN. FIX THE TARP. 444 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,949 HAND ME THE FLAP. 445 00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:59,251 I NEED SOME ROPE! WELL, PUT THE ROPE ON IT. 446 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:03,122 WHERE'S THE ROPE? IT'S ON THE FLOOR. I DON'T KNOW. HURRY UP. 447 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:08,460 - [ Pilot #1 ] OKAY, COWBOY, LET'S SET THESE BIRDS DOWN. - ROGER, PAPA BEAR. 448 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,930 - HERE IT COMES. HURRY! - DO SOMETHING! 449 00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:14,233 THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS! 450 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:17,936 LOOK OUT! HEY, YOU'RE LEANIN' ON MY STICK! 451 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,509 GET BACK OVER THERE. 452 00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:33,319 HEY, COWBOY, WHERE THE HELL YOU GOIN'? HE'S ON MY STICK! 453 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:41,060 HEY, GET OFF MY STICK! 454 00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:05,517 - COWBOY, WE'RE SETTIN' DOWN ON THE BEACH. - I'M COMIN', BABY. 455 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:08,520 SIT RIGHT IN MY FACE AND BEAT ME WITH A WET TOWEL. 456 00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:19,065 PAPA BEAR, THOSE TWO SUSPECTS ARE FLYING THE COOP! 457 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:24,636 [ Engine Sputtering ] 458 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:30,942 I HEAR YOU, COWBOY. WE'RE TRYING TO FIND A PLACE TO SIT. 459 00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:34,346 MAN, LOOK AT THAT! 460 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:54,833 [ Groaning ] 461 00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:56,635 HEY, MAN! COME ON! 462 00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,238 QUIT FUCKIN' AROUND. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! 463 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:02,508 YOU'RE GETTIN' TOO LAID BACK! COME ON! 464 00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:11,016 [ Pilot #1 ] MOTHER COOP, WE HAVE TWO SUSPECTS IN CUSTODY. 465 00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:14,220 RETURNING TO BASE. 466 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:18,690 [ Dick ] STOP IT, NOODLES! NOODLES, STOP IT. 467 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:21,093 NO MORE! STOP IT! 468 00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:24,463 STOP IT! JESUS, NOODLES, YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS. 469 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,866 TURN THAT DAMN TV OFF, WILL YA? 470 00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:30,202 IT'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE. 471 00:34:30,302 --> 00:34:34,406 MY EYES ARE KILLING ME. LET'S GET SOME LIGHT ON. 472 00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:39,511 ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO GUYS. 473 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:44,750 WE'RE GONNA GO THROUGH IT ONE MORE TIME, BOYS. 474 00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,253 WHERE ARE THOSE TWO GUYS? 475 00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:49,255 WHO'S YOUR BOSS? 476 00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:53,091 ARE YOU WORKIN' FOR THEM? HUH? COME ON! 477 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:57,929 HI, SARGE. 478 00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:01,933 I CAN'T GET A DAMN THING OUT OF THESE TWO GUYS. THEY AIN'T TALKIN'. 479 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:04,670 SARGE. 480 00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:08,540 THIS IS ALL I COULD GET OUT OF 'EM. 481 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,443 BUDS. GOOD. BIG. 482 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:15,281 GOOD, BUDS, BIG. BIG GOOD BUDS. GOOD BIG BUDS. 483 00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:18,750 GOOD-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT, SARGE. 484 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:22,053 BIG. BIG? 485 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:25,391 BIG, BIG, BIG. BIG BUDS. BIG GOOD-- 486 00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:29,561 MR. BIG! AH, MR. BIG! NOODLES, IT'S MR. BIG! 487 00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:32,498 MR. BIG IS GOOD. MR. BIG IS BUD. 488 00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:36,001 MR. BIG IS BUD'S-- BUD GOOD. MR. BIG IS BUD GOOD. 489 00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:39,471 THAT'S IT. WE GOTTA BUST BUD GOOD, RIGHT? 490 00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:41,573 WE GOTTA BUST HIM, SARGE? 491 00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:44,176 NO, NO, I KNEW THAT. NOODLES, WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME? 492 00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:46,678 TAIL. TAIL, TAIL. WE TAIL BUD GOOD! 493 00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:49,815 TAIL. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. WE TAIL BUD GOOD. 494 00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:51,817 I KNEW IT. YOU'RE A GENIUS. 495 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:54,586 WE TAIL BUD GOOD TO MR. BIG. 496 00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:57,122 THAT'S IT! LET'S GET THESE TWO GUYS OUTTA HERE! 497 00:35:57,223 --> 00:36:00,559 [ Snarls ] NO, I'LL LEAVE 'EM. YOU'LL PROBABLY WANT TO TALK TO HIM. 498 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:03,094 YOU'RE COMIN' WITH US. COME ON, LET'S GO. COME ON! GET IT UP! 499 00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:07,132 COME ON, NOODLES, WE GOT WORK TO DO. WE'RE TAILIN' BUD GOOD TO MR. BIG. 500 00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:11,803 WE GOTTA FIND BUD GOOD. YOU'RE COMING WITH US. MOVE IT! MOVE IT! 501 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:15,073 GOOD LUCK, SARGE. BUT I COULDN'T GET A DAMN THING OUTTA THAT GUY. 502 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,809 COME ON, MOVE IT! 503 00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:33,058 YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES. 504 00:36:33,158 --> 00:36:35,827 YES, YOU DO. 505 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:42,268 HUH? 506 00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:51,243 AH, YEAH. 507 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,718 [ Cheech ] DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEA? 508 00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:02,654 WE'LL BUT SOME LAND, WE'LL START VATOLAND. 509 00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:05,391 [ Chong ] VATOLAND? JUST LIKE DISNEYLAND, MAN. 510 00:37:05,491 --> 00:37:07,526 EXCEPT FOR VATOS, RIGHT? 511 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:12,598 WE CAN GET LAND IN FONTANA BY THE GYPSUM PLANT. IT'D BE HEAVY. 512 00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:15,534 I'D LIKE TO START GUITARLAND. 513 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:18,437 NO, WE COULD HAVE GUITARLAND IN VATOLAND. 514 00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:23,942 JUST GUITARS. EVERYWHERE YOU GO, THERE'S A GUITAR THERE. YEAH, THAT'D BE HEAVY. 515 00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:28,780 IN VATOLAND, THE RIDES WOULD BE LOW RIDES, MAN. GET IT? 516 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,882 EXCUSE ME, SIR. YEAH. 517 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:35,120 YOU COULD HAVE WALLS YOU COULD RENT SPRAY CANS ON. JUST DO YOUR OWN GRAFFITI. 518 00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:37,423 THAT'D BE HEAVY, HUH? 519 00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:40,258 HAVE GANG FIGHTS. YEAH! 520 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:43,395 EVERY NIGHT YOU COULD BRING IN A DIFFERENT GANG, LIKE A GUEST GANG. 521 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:46,365 SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCES. WOULDN'T THAT BE HEAVY? 522 00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:49,067 WHOO, MAMA! LOOKY HERE! 523 00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,303 AH, HEY. 524 00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:55,374 OH! DO I KNOW YOU? I HOPE NOT. 525 00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:58,810 DO YOU KNOW ME? DO I KNOW YOU? NO, I DON'T KNOW YOU. 526 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:02,581 THAT'S WHY I CARRY AMERICAN EXPRESS. ISN'T THAT FUNNY? 527 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:06,852 SERIOUSLY, YOU LOOK VERY FAMILIAR TO ME. YEAH, NO PROBLEM THERE. 528 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:11,222 NO, YOU DO! WHEN I REMEMBER, I WILL REMEMBER. 529 00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:13,525 ALWAYS THE BEASTS REMEMBER ME. 530 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,494 WHO WAS THAT? I DON'T KNOW, MAN! 531 00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:19,565 YOU CAN TELL ME, MAN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO AT NIGHT. 532 00:38:19,665 --> 00:38:24,636 I REMEMBER! I REMEMBER! 533 00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:28,740 YOO-HOO-HOO! YOU'RE SO WONDERFUL. 534 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,910 I MUST'VE BEEN DRUNK. I WAS A FLOWER CHILD TOO, YOU KNOW. 535 00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:36,915 SITTING ON THE GRASS, LISTENING TO YOUR MUSIC PERMEATE THE AIR. YOU'RE BRILLIANT! 536 00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:41,387 OH, MY GOD! I HAVE EVERY ALBUM YOU EVER MADE! 537 00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:44,089 HOW THEY USED TO SCREAM FOR YOU AND DIE FOR YOU. 538 00:38:44,189 --> 00:38:49,361 YOU'RE HOLDIN' UP BEAUTIFULLY. YOU ARE HOLDING UP SO WELL. 539 00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:52,230 GUESS WHAT. I HANDLE MUSICIANS MYSELF. 540 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:57,002 YOU DO? I DO, AND THEY'RE BRILLIANT. THEY'RE CALLED THE HOT ROLLERS. 541 00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:59,905 AH, A SIGN OF THE TIMES, RIGHT? 542 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:02,040 GIRLS, COME HERE. 543 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:05,711 GET READY FOR THEM. THEY'RE WONDERFUL. YEAH. NOW WE'RE TALKIN'. 544 00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:10,416 THIS HERE IS BRUNETTA. THIS IS AUBURNETTA. 545 00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:12,384 THIS IS PLATINUM. 546 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:16,588 HI. THIS IS-- THERE'S ASH. 547 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,657 RIGHT OVER THERE IS DISHWATER. 548 00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:21,359 - CAN THEY PLAY? - THEY PLAY WONDERFUL! 549 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:25,431 I'D LIKE TO PLAY WITH THEM. OH, CAN THEY PLAY! I DON'T HANDLE BUMPKINS. 550 00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:27,633 GIRLS, HOLD YOURSELVES. 551 00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:30,736 MEET JERRY GARCIA OF THE GRATEFUL DEAD. 552 00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:33,605 [ Girls Cheering ] JERRY GARCIA, MAN! 553 00:39:37,275 --> 00:39:40,912 WE CLAP FOR YOU. WE CLAP FOR YOU. 554 00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:45,584 - I'M NOT JERRY-- QUIT KICKIN'! QUIT KICKIN', MAN! - ISN'T HE WONDERFUL? 555 00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:47,953 I'M NOT JERRY GARCIA. I'M SANTANA. 556 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:52,491 YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TAN, MAN. BEAUTIFUL. 557 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:55,494 I'M SORRY. THAT'S OKAY. 558 00:39:55,594 --> 00:40:00,532 - I HANDLE MUSICIANS TOO. - [ Woman ] MY YOUTH CAME FLASHING BACK! 559 00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:03,835 MY FOOT IS IN MY MOUTH! OH, MY GOD! 560 00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:07,739 LISTEN, I WAS BORN TO MAKE MISTAKES LIKE ANYBODY ELSE. 561 00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:11,810 I'M SORRY. FORGIVE US. WE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 562 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:15,914 HAVE A WONDERFUL DINNER. ENJOY THIS RESTAURANT. 563 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:19,718 PLEASE. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. I'M SORRY. THAT'S OKAY. 564 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:23,855 MAYBE WE CAN GET TOGETHER AND PARTY LATER. YEAH. 565 00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:27,493 - ALL RIGHT. - THAT BROAD STOLE OUR FOOD. 566 00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:29,695 HEY, GARGOYLE, MORE FOOD! 567 00:40:29,795 --> 00:40:32,230 WE'RE RICH. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MAN. 568 00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:34,733 EXCUSE. I'M SO SORRY. 569 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:39,237 YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HERE. DO YOU KNOW HOW SORRY I AM? 570 00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:42,608 DON'T FEEL BAD YOU'RE NOT HIM. HE'S HIM AND YOU'RE YOU, 571 00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:45,711 AND YOU'RE FINE JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, YOU KNOW? 572 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:48,446 FORGET ABOUT HIM! I WANNA MEET YOU. 573 00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:50,982 MY NAME IS SIDNEY AND I'M AN AGENT. 574 00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:54,419 I AM AN AGENT HERE! HOW CAN YOU TELL? 575 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,288 GUESS WHAT. I HANDLE LOOK-ALIKES. YES! YOU DO? 576 00:40:57,388 --> 00:41:03,495 AND IF EVER YOU ARE HUNGRY, SAD AND LAMENTING, STARVING, I WANT YOU TO CALL ME. 577 00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:05,764 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU MY CARD. SURE, GIVE ME THE CARD. 578 00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:09,267 YOU CALL ME, GOD BLESS YOU. I'LL CALL YOU. 579 00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:12,638 HERE'S MY CARD. GIVE HER A CALL, MAN. CALL HER LATE AT NIGHT. 580 00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:15,707 THIS IS MY CARD. SIDNEY THE AGENT. THERE'S MY PHONE NUMBER. 581 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:21,613 WHEN YOU CALL, AND I HOPE YOU DO-- [ Laughs ] 582 00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:24,182 I WANT YOU TO WAIT 20 RINGS... 583 00:41:24,282 --> 00:41:26,885 BECAUSE I HAVE TO CLIMB DOWN TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS TO THE PHONE BOOTH. 584 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:32,057 BUT I'M TRYIN', YOU KNOW? WE'RE ALL TRYIN'! 585 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:36,528 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE A BLESSED PERSON. 586 00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:41,833 HAVE A GOOD TIME. ENJOY, PLEASE. ALL RIGHT. 587 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:45,804 SHE DID IT AGAIN, MAN. SHE STOLE MY PLATE THAT TIME. 588 00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:49,975 GARGOYLE, MORE FOOD! WE'RE RICH, MAN. 589 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,113 WHAT YOU WANT? A LOBSTER. 590 00:41:55,213 --> 00:41:59,785 OH, MAN, LOOK WHAT'S COMIN' IN THE DOOR THIS TIME. 591 00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:06,291 WE'RE ALL RIGHT, NOW. 592 00:42:06,391 --> 00:42:08,894 IT'S THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. 593 00:42:08,994 --> 00:42:11,597 ALL RIGHT! 594 00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:15,233 AHH! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 595 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:18,804 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! MY BABY! 596 00:42:18,904 --> 00:42:21,072 YO, SHIT! 597 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:27,378 WHERE'D YOU GO, MY BABY? 598 00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:30,348 IT'S YOUR TURN. 599 00:42:30,448 --> 00:42:32,918 HI. HELLO. 600 00:42:33,018 --> 00:42:36,254 I LOVE YOU. HOW COME YOU DIDN'T CALL ME? 601 00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:40,491 YOU'RE THE GUY FROM THE HAMBURGER TRAIN, RIGHT? NOPE. 602 00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:43,394 YEAH, HAMBURGER. [ Sniffles ] 603 00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:48,233 YOU'RE BITIN' ME. WHAT? DO YOU STILL HAVE MY PANTIES? 604 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,468 MY PANTIES! DONNA! 605 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,503 YES, IT'S ME! 606 00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:57,475 I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU! AH, YOU PENDEJO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 607 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,144 I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THIS CHICK. 608 00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:02,480 [ Donna ] WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER. 609 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:07,352 MMM, YOU KNOW ABOUT THOSE GIRLS THEY'RE DIPPING IN WAX AT THE WAX MUSEUM? 610 00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:10,355 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, MAN. HEY! 611 00:43:10,455 --> 00:43:14,893 [ Mumbling ] SISTER QUAALUDE. 612 00:43:14,993 --> 00:43:20,198 GOOD EVENING. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHERISH THIS MOMENT IN PICTURES? 613 00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:24,102 WE HAVE WALLET-SIZE FOR $5. IF YOU HAVE A BIG WALLET, IT'S $10. 614 00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:26,171 NO, THANKS. YOU'RE A LOVELY GROUP. 615 00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:31,142 I WANT A PICTURE! GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN. WE'LL PAY FOR IT. 616 00:43:31,242 --> 00:43:32,878 I WANT A MEMORY OF YOU. 617 00:43:32,978 --> 00:43:38,850 LISTEN, I HAVE A PICTURE-- I WANT A PICTURE OF MY TATTOO. 618 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:41,186 IT'S VERY SPECIAL. OKAY? 619 00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:43,722 MAYBE YOUR FRIEND WOULD LIKE TO GET INTO THE PICTURE. 620 00:43:43,822 --> 00:43:47,392 EVERYBODY COME IN THE PICTURE. NO, GO AHEAD. 621 00:43:47,492 --> 00:43:48,960 ALL RIGHT. 622 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:53,899 I HAVE A TATTOO OF ALL MY BOYFRIENDS. 623 00:43:56,668 --> 00:44:02,307 GOT THE PICTURE? REALLY, YOU BETTER LOOK AT IT. 624 00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:07,078 NEATO! 625 00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:11,582 THIS PLACE IS FUN. I LIKE THIS PLACE. 626 00:44:11,683 --> 00:44:14,820 SIT DOWN, BABY. CALL ME! 627 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,156 [ Excited Chattering ] 628 00:44:18,256 --> 00:44:21,092 SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A NUN. SHE WAS GOING IN THE CONVENT THE NEXT DAY. 629 00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:26,531 THEN WE HAD A DATE AND SHE NEVER MADE IT TO THE CONVENT. 630 00:44:26,631 --> 00:44:29,701 SHE'S BEEN CHEWIN' DISCO BISCUITS, MAN. 631 00:44:29,801 --> 00:44:33,238 SOME WILD PEOPLE, MAN. 632 00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:35,073 DONNA? 633 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:39,044 WHERE'D SHE GO? [ Donna Mumbling ] 634 00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:46,217 YEAH, I GOT ONE TOO. 635 00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:51,089 [ Sniffs ] 636 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,828 WHAT? 637 00:44:57,996 --> 00:45:02,934 [ Donna Squealing ] OOH, THIS IS FUN! 638 00:45:10,008 --> 00:45:12,243 NO LOBSTER. HOW 'BOUT SQUID? 639 00:45:12,343 --> 00:45:16,247 YEAH, SQUID'S FINE. [ Donna ] SQUID'S GOOD. 640 00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:18,716 [ Donna Sniffling ] THAT ONE'S PLUGGED UP. 641 00:45:18,817 --> 00:45:21,219 THIS IS WHAT I NEED, MAN. 642 00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:31,296 WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOIN' UNDER THERE? [ Donna ] COME DOWN, BABY. 643 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:35,901 [ Indistinct Chattering ] 644 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:46,111 [ Donna ] IT'S DARK DOWN HERE. 645 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:51,082 HEY, WHERE'D EVERYONE GO? THAT'S GOOD SHIT, MAN. 646 00:45:51,182 --> 00:45:56,021 YEAH, THAT'S-- [ Sniffing ] 647 00:46:04,029 --> 00:46:07,165 OH, HERE YOU ARE. HEY, DONNA. 648 00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:10,435 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 649 00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:16,174 I BETTER TAKE HER HOME. SHE DON'T LOOK LIKE SHE COULD DRIVE TOO GOOD, MAN. 650 00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:18,944 I'M IN CONTROL, SO I BETTER TAKE HER HOME. 651 00:46:19,044 --> 00:46:22,647 THANKS A LOT. IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETIN' YOU. 652 00:46:22,747 --> 00:46:24,850 BE SURE TO TAKE CARE OF THE MONEY, OKAY? 653 00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:29,720 I GOT IT. KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE MONEY, MAN. 654 00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:32,190 [ Sniffs ] THANKS A LOT, MAN. 655 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:35,160 [ Donna Mumbling ] COME ON, DONNA. 656 00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:37,863 I DIDN'T HAVE MY CHOP SUEY. THAT'S OKAY. 657 00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:41,099 I DIDN'T HAVE MY CHOP SUEY. COME ON. 658 00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:43,068 SO HOW YOU BEEN? I'VE BEEN FINE. 659 00:46:43,168 --> 00:46:46,037 YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD. I KNOW. I HAD MY HAIR DONE. 660 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:48,806 IT'S OKAY. WE'RE WITH THE GRATEFUL DEAD. 661 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:57,448 MAN, NO, UH-- HOW 'BOUT THE FUTURE OF ROCK AND ROLL? 662 00:46:57,548 --> 00:47:01,987 FUTURE OF ROCK AND ROLL. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS FUCKIN' IT ALL UP. 663 00:47:02,087 --> 00:47:04,789 CAN WE HAVE A CHECK? HEY, SHH, SHH. 664 00:47:04,890 --> 00:47:08,726 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS FUCKIN' THE WHOLE THING UP. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN? 665 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:11,329 NEW WAVE, NEW WAVE. NEW WAVE? 666 00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:13,999 NEW WAVE! YEAH, YEAH. 667 00:47:14,099 --> 00:47:18,369 SAY, YOU GOT ANY OF THAT FOR SALE? 668 00:47:18,469 --> 00:47:22,573 WANNA SELL SOME OF THAT? I SELL SEASHELLS. 669 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,742 SEASHELLS? YEAH. 670 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:27,946 CAN WE HAVE A CHECK, SOMEBODY? YEAH. 671 00:47:28,046 --> 00:47:31,749 [ Car Springs Squeaking ] 672 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:36,021 [ Donna ] OH, PUSH! HARDER! 673 00:47:36,121 --> 00:47:40,791 [ Cheech ] PUT YOUR LEGS UP. NO, PUT 'EM DOWN. 674 00:47:40,892 --> 00:47:44,162 PUSH! MOVE YOUR BUTT OVER HERE. 675 00:47:44,262 --> 00:47:47,265 NO, NO, PUT YOUR LEGS DOWN. 676 00:47:48,533 --> 00:47:51,536 PUSH! 677 00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:57,208 I CAN'T GET IT. IT'S STUCK. 678 00:47:57,308 --> 00:48:00,411 SHIT! 679 00:48:00,511 --> 00:48:02,680 I DIDN'T FEEL A THING. 680 00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:05,750 I CAN'T GET THE ZIPPER. IT'S STUCK. WHAT'D YOU PUT ON IT, CRAZY GLUE? 681 00:48:05,850 --> 00:48:08,586 I DON'T KNOW. 682 00:48:09,654 --> 00:48:11,689 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT. 683 00:48:11,789 --> 00:48:14,759 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 684 00:48:14,859 --> 00:48:18,997 GOD, I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA. 685 00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:22,633 YEAH! LET'S TAKE IT OFF FROM THE BACK! 686 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:26,104 NO, NO, NO! [ Laughing ] 687 00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:33,778 LOOK, THERE'S OTHER WAYS, YOU KNOW. 688 00:48:33,878 --> 00:48:36,581 OH, YEAH! 689 00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:38,950 YEAH! 690 00:48:40,051 --> 00:48:45,923 WHY DON'T WE DO IT WITH OUR CLOTHES ON? 691 00:48:46,891 --> 00:48:49,627 WITH OUR CLOTHES ON? 692 00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:54,799 LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN. 693 00:48:54,899 --> 00:48:56,767 [ Grunts ] 694 00:48:56,867 --> 00:49:00,305 ALL RIGHT! HEY, I GOT IT. 695 00:49:01,206 --> 00:49:03,308 HEY. 696 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:08,446 HEY, DONNA. 697 00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:11,316 HEY! HEY! 698 00:49:17,855 --> 00:49:21,026 LOOK. IT WORKS REAL GOOD NOW. 699 00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:28,166 COME ON, BABY. DON'T YOU WANNA BE AWAKE FOR THIS? 700 00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:36,107 HEY, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? SHE'S PASSED OUT. 701 00:49:36,941 --> 00:49:39,277 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 702 00:49:39,377 --> 00:49:41,146 YEAH, I BET! 703 00:49:41,246 --> 00:49:44,082 LET'S PUT A VOTE TO IT. HOW MANY GUYS WOULD DO IT? 704 00:49:44,182 --> 00:49:46,651 LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS. 705 00:49:48,553 --> 00:49:51,422 ALL RIGHT. HOW MANY GUYS WOULDN'T DO IT? 706 00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:54,125 HEY, FORGET YOU! 707 00:50:36,201 --> 00:50:38,969 [ Brakes Squealing, Music Blaring ] 708 00:50:39,070 --> 00:50:42,073 [ Gunshots ] 709 00:50:44,909 --> 00:50:48,313 [ Gunshots Continue ] 710 00:50:54,485 --> 00:50:56,687 [ Chong ] DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. THEY CAN'T DO NOTHIN'. 711 00:50:56,787 --> 00:51:00,225 [ Cheech ] WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IF THEY LOOK INSIDE MY TRUCK, WE'RE BUSTED. 712 00:51:00,325 --> 00:51:03,961 HEY, MAN, THEY CAN'T-- YOU, YOU, AGAINST THE CAR. YOU TOO. 713 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:08,633 AH, DONNA, MA'AM, YOU WERE GOIN' TO TELL ME EXACTLY WHERE YOU LIVE. 714 00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:12,970 IT'S THAT HIGH-RISE BUILDING WITH THE GLASS ELEVATOR. 715 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:15,506 CAN'T MISS IT. 714. 716 00:51:15,606 --> 00:51:17,508 VERY GOOD. 717 00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:20,545 NOBODY MOVES! 718 00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:22,313 HEY, MAN. 719 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,882 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ARE YOU CRAZY, MAN? 720 00:51:24,982 --> 00:51:27,385 EXCUSE ME. WE HIT THE JACKPOT! 721 00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:30,788 THEY AIN'T GONNA DO NOTHING. BELIEVE ME. THEY CAN'T. 722 00:51:30,888 --> 00:51:34,625 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY CAN'T DO NOTHING? ILLEGAL SEARCH AND SEIZURE. 723 00:51:34,725 --> 00:51:39,764 I'M SERIOUS. THEY BROKE THE LAW COMING IN ON PRIVATE PROPERTY WITH THEIR GUNS OUT. 724 00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:43,668 THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' COMING HERE WITH THAT TRUCK AND MUSIC? 725 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:46,404 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAYS? 726 00:51:46,504 --> 00:51:51,342 I WAS RETURNING THE TRUCK. WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? I WAS-- 727 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:56,547 EVERY TIME YOU DO COKE, THIS HAPPENS. EVERY TIME YOU DO COKE YOU GET ALL CRAZY. 728 00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:59,984 YOU NAME IT, HE'S DONE IT. I'M GONNA GO BUST HIM. 729 00:52:00,084 --> 00:52:02,587 OH! JUST COME OVER HERE. 730 00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:06,624 JUST PUT THAT BACK IN THERE. THERE YOU GO. 731 00:52:06,724 --> 00:52:09,026 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 732 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,529 YOU SEE, I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THIS. 733 00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:13,931 WE COULD HAVE OURSELVES A REAL PROBLEM HERE. 734 00:52:14,031 --> 00:52:18,436 YOU WANNA BUST THOSE GUYS? YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? YEAH. WHAT? 735 00:52:18,536 --> 00:52:21,572 WE GONNA SPEND THE NEXT FOUR DAYS DOING PAPERWORK. 736 00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:25,943 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA SPEND EVERY SPARE MINUTE WE GOT IN COURT. 737 00:52:26,043 --> 00:52:29,414 AND IN THE END, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO? THEY'RE GONNA LET 'EM GO. 738 00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:31,716 LET 'EM GO? SO KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO? 739 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:35,453 WE'RE NOT GONNA GET BUSTED. WE GOT A WHOLE TRUCK FULL OF DOPE, MAN. 740 00:52:35,553 --> 00:52:39,457 THEY'RE JUST GONNA COME OVER AND SAY, "OH, YOU GUYS CAN JUST GO," HUH? 741 00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,662 YOU GUYS CAN JUST GO. 742 00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:50,034 JUST A MINUTE, MAN. HEY, NO, NO, UH-UH. I KNOW MY RIGHTS, MAN. 743 00:52:50,134 --> 00:52:53,771 YOU CAN'T JUST COME OVER AND SAY "YOU CAN GO" JUST LIKE THAT. FORGET ABOUT IT. 744 00:52:53,871 --> 00:52:56,274 YOU GUYS COME IN HERE AND YOU SHOT A HOLE IN OUR CLOWN, MAN. 745 00:52:56,374 --> 00:53:00,911 YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT. WE JUST SAID YOU COULD GO. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO? 746 00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:03,147 YEAH, LET'S GO. FORGET IT, MAN. 747 00:53:03,248 --> 00:53:08,219 EVEN IF YOU SEARCHED THE TRUCK AND FOUND DRUGS, THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL SEARCH AND SEIZURE. 748 00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:13,324 FORGET IT, MAN! HEY, YOU'RE WRONG! 749 00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:16,627 FORGET THE GOING, MAN. THEY'RE WRONG. 750 00:53:16,727 --> 00:53:19,564 THEY'RE WRONG, MAN. I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE. 751 00:53:19,664 --> 00:53:22,600 HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A LICENSE. 752 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:26,404 IF HE HAD ANYTHING ON US, HE'D STOP US, MAN. 753 00:53:26,504 --> 00:53:30,475 [ Donna ] * HOME SWEET HOME 754 00:53:32,443 --> 00:53:37,382 DON'T DO THAT! SHE MIGHT HAVE FALLEN. 755 00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:40,050 YOU KNOW WHAT? LISTEN. 756 00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:44,989 I FEEL LIKE DOING SOMETHING REAL FREAKY, YOU KNOW? OH, YEAH? 757 00:53:45,089 --> 00:53:46,757 [ Cheech ] LIKE WHAT? 758 00:53:46,857 --> 00:53:50,795 [ Donna ] WELL, YOU'RE GONNA THINK THAT I'M REALLY WEIRD. 759 00:53:50,895 --> 00:53:53,097 BUT-- 760 00:53:53,197 --> 00:53:57,668 WHAT FLOOR? OH, PUSH SEVEN. 761 00:53:57,768 --> 00:54:00,204 AND IT TAKES US ALL THE WAY UP. 762 00:54:00,305 --> 00:54:04,174 LISTEN, YOU'RE GONNA THINK I'M WEIRD, BUT... 763 00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:08,212 I NEVER MADE IT WITH TWO GUYS BEFORE. 764 00:54:08,313 --> 00:54:12,317 WHAT? AND YOU WANNA MAKE IT WITH ME? 765 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:14,151 TWO GUYS AT THE SAME TIME? 766 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:18,356 YEAH. I'VE DONE EVERYTHING TWICE, BUT I'VE NEVER MADE IT WITH TWO GUYS, 767 00:54:18,456 --> 00:54:21,992 ESPECIALLY YOU TWO GUYS. 768 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:24,729 WE DO THAT ALL THE TIME. YOU DO? 769 00:54:24,829 --> 00:54:27,197 OH, YEAH, YEAH. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, MAN? 770 00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:28,966 [ Donna ] WITH TWO GUYS? 771 00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:32,370 OH, NO, NO. LIKE WITH A GIRL AT THE SAME TIME. 772 00:54:32,470 --> 00:54:35,973 OH! WHAT ROOM ARE YOU IN? 773 00:54:36,073 --> 00:54:38,543 [ Donna ] SHH! 774 00:54:39,677 --> 00:54:41,512 WE GOTTA BE QUIET, MAN. 775 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:45,215 'CAUSE PEOPLE AROUND HERE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT ME BEING TOO LOUD! 776 00:54:45,316 --> 00:54:47,618 [ Donna Laughing ] 777 00:54:48,653 --> 00:54:51,956 WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 778 00:54:52,056 --> 00:54:54,992 OH, IT'S NICE! [ Laughing ] 779 00:54:55,092 --> 00:54:59,997 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. I GOTTA GET INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE. 780 00:55:00,097 --> 00:55:05,102 OH, YEAH, GET INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 781 00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:07,104 [ Cheech Shouts ] 782 00:55:07,204 --> 00:55:09,407 YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN WANT A HALF A "LUDE"? 783 00:55:09,507 --> 00:55:13,143 OH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 784 00:55:13,243 --> 00:55:15,380 [ Chattering ] 785 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,248 [ Dick ] WHAT DO YOU SEE? WELL, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 786 00:55:18,349 --> 00:55:21,352 COME ON, COME ON. TELL ME, WHAT'S GOING ON? 787 00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:24,422 LET ME TAKE A PEEK FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD. [ Laughing ] 788 00:55:24,522 --> 00:55:26,757 LET ME LOOK! WHAT ARE THEY DOIN'? 789 00:55:26,857 --> 00:55:32,062 CAN YOU SEE 'EM? COME ON, GIVE ME A LOOK. LET ME TAKE A PEEK. 790 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,465 [ Donna ] OH, WE NEED ICE. 791 00:55:34,565 --> 00:55:37,167 [ Cheech ] WHAT? ICE? ICE. 792 00:55:37,267 --> 00:55:41,338 WE NEED ICE CUBES. THIS CHICK DID THIS THING WITH THIS GUY... 793 00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:45,643 AND IT LASTS FOR A LONG TIME. 794 00:55:45,743 --> 00:55:48,245 YEAH, WE NEED ICE! GO GET SOME ICE! YEAH! 795 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,415 GO DOWN THE HALL AND TO THE LEFT. 796 00:55:50,515 --> 00:55:52,983 YEAH, GET A LOT OF ICE. ICE, HUH? 797 00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:57,187 OH, GOD, IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I NEVER HEARD OF THAT. 798 00:55:57,287 --> 00:56:00,057 ALL RIGHT! 799 00:56:00,157 --> 00:56:02,960 GET A LOT OF ICE, MAN! 800 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,911 [ Phone Ringing ] 801 00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:30,455 HELLO? 802 00:56:32,322 --> 00:56:34,191 WHO? 803 00:56:34,291 --> 00:56:38,996 ANIMAL? WHEN DID YOU GET OUT? 804 00:56:39,096 --> 00:56:40,898 YOU BROKE OUT? 805 00:56:40,998 --> 00:56:44,969 NO, YOU'RE NOT COMING UP HERE, MAN. UH-UH. 806 00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:46,737 LISTEN-- HEY, LISTEN. 807 00:56:46,837 --> 00:56:50,608 I GOT A MEXICAN HERE THAT'LL KICK YOUR ASS. 808 00:56:51,976 --> 00:56:55,145 YEAH! AND-- 809 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,482 HE HUNG UP ON ME. SHIT! 810 00:56:57,582 --> 00:57:00,317 WHO WAS THAT? THAT WAS MY OLD MAN. 811 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:02,152 YOUR OLD MAN? YEAH. 812 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:06,724 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AN OLD MAN. WE'RE KINDA MARRIED, YOU KNOW. 813 00:57:06,824 --> 00:57:08,859 Y-YOU'RE MARRIED? MM-HMM. 814 00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:11,862 WHERE IS YOUR OLD MAN RIGHT NOW? 815 00:57:11,962 --> 00:57:15,666 HE SAID HE WAS IN THE LOBBY, BUT DON'T WORRY. IN THE LOBBY? 816 00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:20,070 * DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE DOUBLE YOUR FUN * 817 00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:22,139 * [ Humming ] 818 00:57:22,239 --> 00:57:24,709 [ Pounding On Door ] OPEN UP IN THERE, GODDAMN IT! 819 00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:27,211 [ Pounding Continues ] 820 00:57:27,311 --> 00:57:30,380 DON'T GO NOW. WHERE'RE YOU GOING? 821 00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:32,917 COME ON, OPEN UP OR I'LL BREAK THE DOOR DOWN. 822 00:57:33,017 --> 00:57:35,886 THERE'S NOBODY HOME. I'M GONNA ANSWER IT. 823 00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:37,855 DON'T OPEN IT! 824 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:40,858 WHO IS IT? 825 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,460 WHO? 826 00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:48,165 ALL RIGHT, I'LL LET YOU IN, BUT THE DOOR'S JAMMED. 827 00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:50,668 OH. WHO IS IT? 828 00:57:50,768 --> 00:57:53,504 LET GO OF THE KNOB AND I'LL LET YOU IN. 829 00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:58,609 LET GO OF THE-- THIS DOOR IS ALWAYS JAMMED. 830 00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:05,550 [ Laughing ] WHAT'S SO FUNNY? LET ME LOOK AT IT. 831 00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:07,552 LET ME SEE. WHAT ARE THEY DOIN'? WHAT ARE THEY DOIN'? 832 00:58:07,652 --> 00:58:11,622 OH, IT'S JUST YOU WITH THE ICE! I GOT THE ICE. 833 00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:16,594 [ Donna ] THE ICE MAN! OH, SHIT, MAN. HEY! 834 00:58:16,694 --> 00:58:19,129 [ Pounding On Glass ] 835 00:58:20,464 --> 00:58:22,332 HEY, MAN! 836 00:58:22,432 --> 00:58:25,002 HEY, LET ME IN, MAN! 837 00:58:25,102 --> 00:58:28,105 HEY! 838 00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:30,307 HEY-- 839 00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:32,309 HEY, MAN, LET ME IN. 840 00:58:32,409 --> 00:58:35,079 HEY. HEY! 841 00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:38,482 OPEN THE DOOR, MAN! 842 00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:40,150 LET ME IN! 843 00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:43,220 COME ON, MAN, STOP FUCKIN' AROUND, LET ME IN! 844 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,823 HEY, LOOK AT ME! 845 00:58:45,923 --> 00:58:48,192 HEY-Y-Y! 846 00:58:53,497 --> 00:58:55,700 HEY, MAN! 847 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:59,003 HEY, MAN, I AIN'T BULLSHITTIN'. LET ME IN. 848 00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:02,907 HEY! HEY-Y-Y-Y! 849 00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:07,812 AH-H-H-H. HEY, MAN! 850 00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:11,315 I NEED SOME HELP. HEY, MAN! 851 00:59:11,415 --> 00:59:13,684 COME ON, NOODLES. LET ME HAVE A PEEK. 852 00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:16,186 THEY'RE MY GLASSES. LET ME HAVE A LOOK. CAN I? COME ON. 853 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:19,289 NOODLES, LET ME-- I SHOULD'VE PARKED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET. 854 00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:22,092 HEY, MAN! 855 00:59:30,835 --> 00:59:34,171 [ Man ] DON'T DO ANYTHING TO ANTAGONIZE HIM. 856 00:59:34,271 --> 00:59:38,843 HE STEPPED ON MY TOWEL. [ Woman ] I'LL BUY YOU A NEW ONE. 857 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:45,783 GOD, HE'S DIRTY-LOOKIN'. HARRY, I'M SO SCARED. 858 00:59:46,851 --> 00:59:52,589 HARRY! [ Harry ] I THINK WE SHOULD LEAVE. 859 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:58,763 [ Woman ] HI. 860 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:03,634 [ Zipper Unzips ] OH. OH! 861 01:00:03,734 --> 01:00:06,103 [ Harry ] OH, NO. PLEASE. OH, YES. 862 01:00:06,203 --> 01:00:09,006 DON'T LOOK. 863 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:12,042 [ Gasps ] NO. 864 01:00:22,887 --> 01:00:24,989 OW! 865 01:00:32,029 --> 01:00:36,200 AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE? 866 01:00:39,503 --> 01:00:41,605 AAH! AAH! 867 01:00:41,706 --> 01:00:43,841 OH, SHIT! 868 01:00:43,941 --> 01:00:47,077 I ASKED HIM. NOODLES WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE IT, SO BIG DEAL. 869 01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:55,385 [ Pounding On Door ] 870 01:01:22,312 --> 01:01:25,816 [ Knocking On Door ] 871 01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:29,086 THERE'S NOBODY HOME. 872 01:01:29,954 --> 01:01:32,957 HEY, OPEN THE DOOR. 873 01:01:34,792 --> 01:01:36,794 [ Knocking On Door ] 874 01:01:36,894 --> 01:01:40,130 HEY, TAKE OFF, CHEECH. I'M BUSY. [ Laughing ] 875 01:01:40,230 --> 01:01:42,699 [ Animal ] HEY, OPEN THE DOOR. 876 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:46,103 "HEY"? HEY'S NOT HERE. 877 01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:50,374 [ Knocking ] 878 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,210 HEY, OPEN THE DOOR. 879 01:01:53,310 --> 01:01:59,083 HEY, TAKE OFF, CHEECH. I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE. 880 01:01:59,183 --> 01:02:01,786 DONNA. 881 01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:05,790 HE TOLD YOU! THERE'S NOBODY HERE. 882 01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:14,531 OH, MAN! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! 883 01:02:14,631 --> 01:02:18,735 WHERE'S THAT WETBACK SON OF A BITCH? I'M GONNA KILL HIM. 884 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:23,073 HEY, MAN! HELP! 885 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:26,443 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THOSE DOORS COST? 886 01:02:26,543 --> 01:02:29,146 [ Animal ] KILLING'S TOO DAMN GOOD FOR HIM. 887 01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:31,181 [ Animal ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH HIM? 888 01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:34,451 WHY DON'T YOU CALL NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA COME? 889 01:02:34,551 --> 01:02:37,254 [ Arguing Continues ] 890 01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:41,491 [ Male Voice ] * I CAN'T GET NO 891 01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:43,727 * SATISFACTION 892 01:02:43,828 --> 01:02:46,363 THINK I CARE, NOODLES? I DON'T EVEN CARE. 893 01:02:46,463 --> 01:02:48,833 * I CAN'T GET NO WHAT? 894 01:02:48,933 --> 01:02:52,136 * SATISFACTION 895 01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:55,039 OHHH! 896 01:02:59,877 --> 01:03:03,848 [ Arguing Continues ] 897 01:03:06,050 --> 01:03:09,019 [ Animal ] WHERE'S THAT MENUDO-EATING SON OF A BITCH? 898 01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:11,021 WHERE THE HELL IS HE? 899 01:03:11,121 --> 01:03:14,191 DRAG YOUR ASS OUT HERE! COME ON, TACO-HEAD! 900 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:19,496 YOU UNDER HERE? YOU GONNA KILL MY ASS? GET OUT HERE! 901 01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:22,532 [ Donna Shouting ] 902 01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:26,670 YOU HAVE NO, NO CLASS. [ Laughing ] 903 01:03:26,770 --> 01:03:30,007 THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! YOU ANIMAL! 904 01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:34,912 I LOVE YOU LIKE THAT, BABY! 905 01:03:35,012 --> 01:03:38,515 [ Donna ] GET OUT OF MY LIFE! YOU CREEP! 906 01:03:38,615 --> 01:03:40,517 [ Cheech Screaming ] 907 01:03:40,617 --> 01:03:43,153 [ Women Screaming ] 908 01:03:43,253 --> 01:03:46,123 HELP! HELP! 909 01:03:46,223 --> 01:03:48,758 PRESS THE BUTTON! PRESS THE BUTTON! 910 01:03:48,859 --> 01:03:52,362 YEAH. NO, DON'T MAKE IT GO UP. MAKE IT GO DOWN. 911 01:03:54,831 --> 01:04:00,137 ANIMAL, QUIT SLOBBERING ALL OVER ME! 912 01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:05,809 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 913 01:04:05,910 --> 01:04:08,778 * I CAN'T GET NO 914 01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:13,017 * SATISFACTION * 915 01:04:13,117 --> 01:04:15,519 [ Donna Yelling ] 916 01:04:18,722 --> 01:04:22,626 OH, SHIT! HELP, SOMEBODY, PLEASE. PRESS THE BUTTON. 917 01:04:28,432 --> 01:04:31,135 AAAAH! 918 01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:35,072 [ Donna Moaning ] 919 01:04:37,407 --> 01:04:40,877 [ Donna Sighs ] 920 01:04:51,188 --> 01:04:53,190 HEY, MAN, OPEN THIS DOOR. 921 01:04:53,290 --> 01:04:55,725 LET ME IN, MAN, COME ON. 922 01:04:55,825 --> 01:04:57,794 THERE'S A MONSTER IN HERE, MAN. 923 01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:02,132 THERE'S GONNA BE A MONSTER ALONGSIDE YOUR HEAD IF YOU DON'T OPEN UP THIS DOOR. COME ON! 924 01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:05,735 NO, REALLY, THERE'S A BIG BIKER IN HERE. HE KICKED THE DOOR IN. 925 01:05:05,835 --> 01:05:08,638 BIKER? IS HIS NAME ANIMAL? 926 01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:12,409 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. SHIT, HE ALMOST KILLED ME, MAN. 927 01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:17,014 SHIT. COME ON, OPEN THE DOOR. LET ME GET MY CLOTHES. 928 01:05:17,114 --> 01:05:19,316 IT'S OPEN, MAN. 929 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:20,584 OH. OH, YEAH. 930 01:05:22,186 --> 01:05:25,089 [ Cheech ] SHIT! WHERE'S MY CLOTHES? 931 01:05:25,189 --> 01:05:27,091 OH, MAN, HE'S SLEEPING ON 'EM. 932 01:05:27,191 --> 01:05:29,193 [ Chong ] JUST WEAR HIS CLOTHES. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 933 01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:33,130 [ Cheech ] EEW, MAN, THEY'RE ALIVE! HELP ME FIND SOMETHING. 934 01:05:33,230 --> 01:05:35,399 [ Chong ] HERE, HERE. WEAR THIS. 935 01:05:35,499 --> 01:05:39,236 [ Cheech ] I CAN'T WEAR THAT. THAT'S STUPID. HELP ME FIND SOMETHING, MAN. 936 01:05:39,336 --> 01:05:41,405 [ Chong ] OH, THE MONEY. 937 01:05:41,505 --> 01:05:45,009 [ Cheech ] THESE DON'T FIT! OH, RIGHT, I GAVE IT TO THE HAMBURGER DUDE. 938 01:05:45,109 --> 01:05:47,978 [ Cheech ] MAN, THIS IS STUPID! GOD! COME ON, MAN! 939 01:05:48,078 --> 01:05:50,947 [ Chong ] COME ON, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 940 01:05:51,048 --> 01:05:52,983 MAN, THIS IS STUPID. 941 01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:55,952 [ Laughing ] OH, HA-HA-HA. YOU'RE VERY FUNNY, MAN. 942 01:05:56,053 --> 01:05:58,122 SO FUNNY, I FORGOT TO LAUGH. 943 01:05:58,222 --> 01:06:00,157 SHIT. MAN, WHERE'S OUR MONEY? 944 01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:03,060 I CASHED A CHECK FOR THE HAMBURGER DUDE. WHAT? 945 01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:06,263 YOU GAVE HIM OUR MONEY? LET ME-- 946 01:06:06,363 --> 01:06:09,499 I TRUST THE DUDE. YOU TOOK A CHECK FOR ALL OUR MONEY? 947 01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:12,936 WELL, THAT-- IT'S GOOD. IT'S A CHECK, MAN. 948 01:06:13,037 --> 01:06:14,971 OHHH, SHIT, MAN! 949 01:06:15,072 --> 01:06:19,109 ALL THE MONEY WE WORKED FOR, ALL THE STUFF WE SOLD YOU GAVE HIM THE MONEY, MAN? 950 01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:22,246 HE GAVE ME THE CHECK. HOW LONG WE BEEN DEALING? 951 01:06:22,346 --> 01:06:25,549 THREE MONTHS. AND WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN? 952 01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:27,351 DON'T TAKE A CHECK! 953 01:06:27,451 --> 01:06:29,719 HOW WE GONNA CASH THIS THING? 954 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:32,122 THE WAY YOU CASH CHECKS. TAKE IT TO A BANK AND GIVE 'EM THE CHECK. 955 01:06:32,222 --> 01:06:36,693 YOU GO TO THE BANK AND YOU CASH CHECKS AND THEY ASK, "COULD I SEE SOME I.D.?" 956 01:06:36,793 --> 01:06:38,962 YOU GOT ANY I.D.? 957 01:06:39,063 --> 01:06:41,298 YOU GOT A DRIVER'S LICENSE? NO. 958 01:06:41,398 --> 01:06:43,533 YOU GOT A LIBRARY CARD? NO. 959 01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:48,172 YOU CAN'T READ! IF YOU COULD READ, YOU COULD SEE "BANK OF DUMB SHIT." 960 01:06:48,272 --> 01:06:51,441 HOW WE GONNA CASH THIS? OH, MAN, THERE GOES OUR ISLAND. 961 01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:55,512 THERE GOES OUR TOPLESS WAITRESSES, MAN, OUR PINA "COLONICS" IN THE SUN. 962 01:06:55,612 --> 01:06:58,715 THERE GOES OUR GUITAR IN EVERY ROOM. NO ROOM! 963 01:06:58,815 --> 01:07:02,952 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE HIM-- SEE, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME YOU DO COKE, MAN. 964 01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:05,122 I SWEAR TO GOD. WAIT A MINUTE, MAN. 965 01:07:05,222 --> 01:07:09,459 EVERY TIME! EVERY TIME I DO, YOU GET ON THAT "EVERY TIME YOU DO COKE" RAP. 966 01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:13,029 THAT'S RIGHT, MAN. IT GOES STRAIGHT TO YOUR BRAIN. IT MESSES IT UP. 967 01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:14,798 YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A BRAIN NO MORE, MAN. 968 01:07:14,898 --> 01:07:18,768 LISTEN, THERE'S A LOT OF SMART DUDES DO COKE. LIKE WHO? 969 01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:24,174 SHERLOCK HOLMES DOES COKE. AND HE ISN'T SO STUPID. 970 01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:27,511 SHERLOCK HOLMES? 971 01:07:27,611 --> 01:07:31,815 SHERLOCK, LET'S GO FIND OUR MONEY. GOD! YOU GAVE HIM ALL OUR MONEY. 972 01:07:31,915 --> 01:07:33,217 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. 973 01:07:33,317 --> 01:07:36,320 [ Cop #2 ] I HOPE SHE HAS A FRIEND FOR ME. 974 01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:40,457 FOR YOUR SAKE, I HOPE SHE DOES TOO, PARTNER. 975 01:07:52,636 --> 01:07:55,405 THANKS A LOT, MAN. I MEAN, LADIES. 976 01:07:55,505 --> 01:07:58,208 BYE-BYE. 977 01:07:58,308 --> 01:08:01,211 THOSE WERE THE UGLIEST CHICKS I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE. 978 01:08:01,311 --> 01:08:04,114 MAN, IF THEY'RE SO UGLY, HOW COME YOU WERE HITTIN' ON THEM? 979 01:08:04,214 --> 01:08:09,119 I WASN'T HITTIN' ON 'EM. THAT PART ABOUT ASKIN' IF THEY WERE MODELS, MAN. 980 01:08:09,219 --> 01:08:11,121 I WAS TRYIN' TO BE NICE. 981 01:08:11,221 --> 01:08:14,524 MODELS FOR KAL-KAN DOG FOOD. 982 01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:16,960 IT'S OVER HERE, MAN. COME ON, LET'S GET OUR MONEY. 983 01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:19,929 TOODLE! ANYTIME, BIG BOYS. 984 01:08:20,029 --> 01:08:23,400 IT WAS OUR PLEASURE! [ Laughing ] 985 01:08:25,702 --> 01:08:28,938 NOODLES, THEY FELL FOR IT. [ Laughing ] 986 01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:33,177 THAT DISGUISE WORKED PERF-- YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. THIS IS A PERFECT DISGUISE. 987 01:08:33,277 --> 01:08:36,246 GOOD THINKING, NOODLES. LET'S GO TELL SARGE. 988 01:08:36,346 --> 01:08:38,248 [ Engine Sputtering ] 989 01:08:38,348 --> 01:08:40,584 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 990 01:08:40,684 --> 01:08:43,453 NOODLES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF. 991 01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:46,290 [ Engine Sputtering ] DAMN CAR! 992 01:08:47,056 --> 01:08:49,526 NOODLES, LET ME ALONE. 993 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,696 NOODLES, GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! GODDAMN IT! NOODLES, STAY AWAY! 994 01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:57,167 NOODLES! GODDAMN! GET THIS THING STARTED. [ Engine Sputtering ] 995 01:08:57,267 --> 01:08:59,035 [ Engine Revving ] LET GO OF THAT. 996 01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:04,641 COME ON, NOODLES, NOT NOW. KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF. GODDAMN IT! NOODLES! 997 01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:08,212 IT'S LOCKED UP. THERE'S NOBODY HOME. 998 01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:11,815 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE SO STUPID, MAN. YOU GAVE HIM ALL OUR MONEY. 999 01:09:11,915 --> 01:09:16,152 LET'S GO HOME. NO, MAN. WE AIN'T GOIN' NO PLACE TILL WE GET OUR MONEY. 1000 01:09:18,021 --> 01:09:19,723 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE SO STUPID. 1001 01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:23,427 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? I'M GONNA GET OUR MONEY. I DON'T CARE. 1002 01:09:23,527 --> 01:09:25,995 GOD, YOU'RE SO DUMB SOMETIMES. 1003 01:09:26,095 --> 01:09:27,731 [ Gate Squeaking ] 1004 01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:33,403 I GET SO TIRED OF THINKING FOR BOTH OF US, MY BRAIN'S GETTIN' TIRED. 1005 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,905 DON'T JUST STAND THERE. GIVE ME A HAND, MAN. 1006 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:38,642 SO STUPID. 1007 01:09:38,742 --> 01:09:40,277 GOD! 1008 01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:46,149 IF BRAINS WAS GUN POWDER, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO BLOW YOUR NOSE, MAN. 1009 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:49,953 I HOPE THERE'S NO DOGS HERE. [ Howling ] 1010 01:09:50,053 --> 01:09:52,456 [ Laughing ] 1011 01:09:52,556 --> 01:09:55,124 HEY, MAN! 1012 01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:58,762 STOP FUCKIN' AROUND, MAN. LET'S GET OUR MONEY. 1013 01:09:59,629 --> 01:10:02,432 [ Howls ] I KNEW THAT WAS YOU! 1014 01:10:03,967 --> 01:10:06,936 [ Barking ] SHUT UP, MAN. 1015 01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:08,905 SO STUPID. WOOF! 1016 01:10:09,005 --> 01:10:13,743 THAT'S REAL FUNNY. HA! IT'S SO FUNNY, I FORGOT TO LAUGH. 1017 01:10:13,843 --> 01:10:17,681 OW! OW! WATCH OUT FOR THAT BRANCH. HEY, MAN, WATCH OUT. 1018 01:10:17,781 --> 01:10:20,917 [ Cheech ] WHAT DOES POISON OAK LOOK LIKE? YOU'RE SO STUPID. 1019 01:10:21,017 --> 01:10:25,422 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT PLACE. THAT MUST HAVE COST A FORTUNE. 1020 01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:31,661 NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. THIS IS DEFINITELY MR. BIG'S JOINT. 1021 01:10:31,761 --> 01:10:36,433 YEAH. WELL, NOTHING'S MOVING SO I THINK WE'RE HERE FOR THE NIGHT. 1022 01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:39,869 LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT, NOODLES. 1023 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:49,913 KNOCK IT OFF, NOODLES. JUST KNOCK IT OFF! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 1024 01:10:53,950 --> 01:10:57,887 [ Howling ] 1025 01:10:58,722 --> 01:11:02,959 [ Squeaking ] 1026 01:11:03,059 --> 01:11:05,695 [ Squawks ] 1027 01:11:08,732 --> 01:11:12,369 [ Laughter ] 1028 01:11:14,804 --> 01:11:17,040 [ Clucking ] 1029 01:11:20,977 --> 01:11:22,412 [ Squawks ] 1030 01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:26,416 [ Laughter Continues ] 1031 01:11:52,075 --> 01:11:54,544 COME ON, MAN, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. THIS PLACE IS WEIRD. 1032 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:57,647 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAVE MY LIFE. 1033 01:11:57,747 --> 01:12:01,084 IT'S THE DUDE! HEY, HAMBURGER DUDE! REMEMBER ME? 1034 01:12:01,184 --> 01:12:03,820 REMEMBER US? I MET YOU IN CHINATOWN. 1035 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,589 NO! LISTEN. 1036 01:12:05,689 --> 01:12:07,957 REMEMBER THE CHECK WE GAVE YOU? IT WAS A MISTAKE. 1037 01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:10,794 WE SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN YOU THE CHECK. WE GOTTA GET THE MONEY BACK. 1038 01:12:10,894 --> 01:12:14,197 MORE CHEESEBURGERS. THANK GOD WE FOUND HIM. 1039 01:12:14,297 --> 01:12:17,367 MONEY'S GONE. MONEY'S GONE. WHAT? 1040 01:12:17,467 --> 01:12:21,505 HEY, HAMBURGER DUDE, WAIT UP! HEY, MAN! 1041 01:12:21,605 --> 01:12:24,574 [ Chong ] GET HIM, MAN. I'LL GO AROUND THE BACK. 1042 01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:29,112 HEY, LADY, I'M FIRST! 1043 01:12:29,212 --> 01:12:32,782 OH, YOU-- I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU. WE GOTTA HAVE OUR MONEY BACK. 1044 01:12:32,882 --> 01:12:36,152 I'M GOIN' UP TO GET MY MEDICATION. I'M FIRST FOR EVERYTHING. 1045 01:12:36,252 --> 01:12:40,990 HEY, MAN, THERE WAS A MISTAKE. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GOT THAT MONEY. 1046 01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:45,695 I AIN'T BULLSHITTIN' WITH YOU! GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK! I AIN'T BULLSHITTIN' WITH YOU! 1047 01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:48,898 [ Whistle Blows ] COME ON! 1048 01:12:51,668 --> 01:12:55,038 [ Excited Chattering ] 1049 01:12:57,206 --> 01:13:02,245 HEY, MAN, THEY'RE TAKING ME. HELP! THIS IS A MISTAKE, MAN! 1050 01:13:02,345 --> 01:13:06,149 I'M FIRST! I'M FIRST! 1051 01:13:06,249 --> 01:13:08,618 I'LL NEVER DO COKE AGAIN! LET ME GO! 1052 01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:10,887 PLEASE! THIS IS A MISTAKE, MAN! 1053 01:13:10,987 --> 01:13:14,090 [ Screaming ] 1054 01:13:17,126 --> 01:13:19,128 [ Screaming Continues ] 1055 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,531 HEY! HEY! 1056 01:13:29,606 --> 01:13:32,175 MY BALLS ITCH! 1057 01:13:32,275 --> 01:13:34,711 [ Crying ] 1058 01:13:58,602 --> 01:14:02,338 [ Screaming ] 1059 01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:05,008 MY BALLS ITCH. 1060 01:14:06,643 --> 01:14:09,078 [ Chong ] CHEECH? 1061 01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:13,483 HEY, MAN! CHEECH! 1062 01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:15,418 HEY, MAN! 1063 01:14:15,519 --> 01:14:19,122 WHERE ARE YOU? HEY, I'M OVER HERE. 1064 01:14:19,222 --> 01:14:21,457 HEY! CHEECH! 1065 01:14:21,558 --> 01:14:24,794 YES! I'M RIGHT HERE, MAN. 1066 01:14:24,894 --> 01:14:27,731 WHERE ARE YA? I'M RIGHT HERE. 1067 01:14:31,434 --> 01:14:33,803 OH, WOW. WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN? 1068 01:14:33,903 --> 01:14:36,005 MAN, THEY CHAINED ME UP. THEY PUT ME IN HERE, MAN. 1069 01:14:36,105 --> 01:14:40,476 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU, MAN. WE'RE IN A NUTHOUSE. 1070 01:14:40,577 --> 01:14:44,648 YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE? WE'RE IN A NUTHOUSE. 1071 01:14:44,748 --> 01:14:48,151 YEAH. HEY, MAN, THEY GOT ME CHAINED UP, MAN. 1072 01:14:48,251 --> 01:14:50,253 YEAH, THEY GOT YOU CHAINED UP. 1073 01:14:50,353 --> 01:14:54,624 COME ON, MAN. GET ME OUTTA HERE, MAN. THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTS! 1074 01:14:55,759 --> 01:15:00,029 HEY, GET THE KEY, MAN. GET THE KEY. IT'S LOCKED UP. 1075 01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:04,668 IT'S LOCKED UP. I GOTTA GET A KEY. GET THE KEY. YEAH. 1076 01:15:04,768 --> 01:15:07,103 HEY, THEY THINK I'M THE DOCTOR, MAN. YEAH? 1077 01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:10,139 THEY PUT ME IN CHARGE OF MEDICATION. LET'S HAVE IT. 1078 01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:13,109 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, MAN. DON'T GO AWAY. OKAY, HURRY UP. 1079 01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:17,614 GET THE KEY AND GET ME OUTTA HERE, MAN. HURRY UP, MAN! 1080 01:15:18,481 --> 01:15:21,217 AND, MAN, SCRATCH MY BALLS, MAN! 1081 01:15:21,317 --> 01:15:24,187 HEY! HEY, MAN! 1082 01:15:26,289 --> 01:15:29,993 ANYBODY, SCRATCH MY BALLS! 1083 01:15:38,367 --> 01:15:42,005 NOODLES, I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE SARGE. 1084 01:15:42,105 --> 01:15:47,143 HE'S SO STRANGE LATELY. HE'S NOT HIMSELF. IT'S LIKE-- 1085 01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:52,582 I DON'T KNOW IF THIS CASE IS GETTIN' TO HIM, OR IT'S HIS DIET, BUT HE'S-- 1086 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:56,753 NOTICE HOW PALE HE'S BEEN LOOKIN'? PASTY KIND OF LOOKIN', YOU KNOW? 1087 01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:58,955 [ Knocking On Door ] 1088 01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:01,858 I'M LOCKIN' UP NOW. YOU GOT YOUR KEYS? 1089 01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:05,428 LISTEN, I'LL TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU GET OFF THE WALL, ALL RIGHT? 1090 01:16:05,528 --> 01:16:09,032 BYE. [ Fly Buzzing ] 1091 01:16:09,132 --> 01:16:12,769 GRAPEFRUIT. I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT HE NEEDS. 1092 01:16:12,869 --> 01:16:15,872 MORE GRAPEFRUIT AND MORE SUNSHINE. 1093 01:16:17,774 --> 01:16:20,443 [ Chong ] CHEECH? 1094 01:16:20,543 --> 01:16:23,847 [ Chong ] CHEECH? HEY, MAN, IN HERE. 1095 01:16:25,615 --> 01:16:29,686 HEY, MAN, WE LUCKED OUT. 1096 01:16:29,786 --> 01:16:33,589 I FOUND A REAL DOCTOR, MAN. HE SAYS HE CAN HELP US. 1097 01:16:33,690 --> 01:16:36,826 DO YOU HAVE THE KEY? I GOT THE KEY RIGHT HERE. 1098 01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:40,229 OH, THANK GOD. GET ME OUTTA HERE, MAN. I'M NOT REALLY CRAZY. 1099 01:16:40,329 --> 01:16:42,565 THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE THAT WE'RE IN HERE, MAN. 1100 01:16:42,666 --> 01:16:45,735 [ Laughing ] YOU WANT THE KEY? 1101 01:16:45,835 --> 01:16:50,106 PLEASE, DOC, GET ME OUTTA HERE. LET ME BE FREE. I JUST WANT THE KEY, OKAY? 1102 01:16:50,206 --> 01:16:53,576 [ Laughing ] YOU'RE SURE YOU WANT TO BE FREE? 1103 01:16:53,677 --> 01:16:57,246 YEAH, I WANT TO BE FREE. JUST GIVE ME THE KEY, OKAY, PLEASE? 1104 01:16:57,346 --> 01:17:00,149 COME HERE. 1105 01:17:01,184 --> 01:17:03,653 STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE. [ Laughing ] 1106 01:17:03,753 --> 01:17:06,990 WHAT? STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE. 1107 01:17:10,794 --> 01:17:13,496 THERE'S THE KEY. 1108 01:17:13,596 --> 01:17:15,732 THE KEY? 1109 01:17:15,832 --> 01:17:18,167 THIS IS NOT THE KEY. 1110 01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:21,570 I WANT THE KEY! THAT'S THE KEY TO THE UNIVERSE. 1111 01:17:21,671 --> 01:17:24,473 [ Laughing ] 1112 01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:29,045 WAIT A MINUTE. GET ME OUTTA HERE. HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT. 1113 01:17:30,513 --> 01:17:32,448 THAT'S A KEY FOR YOU. 1114 01:17:32,548 --> 01:17:37,653 WHAT WAS IT? NO, DON'T TELL ME. I WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE. 1115 01:17:39,956 --> 01:17:42,926 YOU'RE FEELING FREE ALREADY. 1116 01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:52,368 [ Laughing ] 1117 01:17:52,468 --> 01:17:55,171 [ Laughing ] 1118 01:18:03,646 --> 01:18:06,783 [ Laughing ] 1119 01:18:07,984 --> 01:18:12,155 [ Cheech ] HEY, MAN. HEY, I GOT THE KEY, MAN. 1120 01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:14,357 [ Laughing ] 1121 01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:18,828 HEY, MAN. [ Sound Of Laughter ] 1122 01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,199 HEY, MAN. 1123 01:18:23,299 --> 01:18:25,935 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S HAPPENIN'? MY NAME IS JIMMY. 1124 01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:29,472 I'M GONNA DO ONE SONG BEFORE I GET BACK INTO MY BOX. YEAH. 1125 01:18:29,572 --> 01:18:33,042 * [ Eerie Musical Sounds ] 1126 01:18:33,142 --> 01:18:34,677 * 1127 01:18:34,778 --> 01:18:38,782 * PURPLE HAZE ALL IN MY BRAIN * 1128 01:18:38,882 --> 01:18:42,585 * WHAT'S THIS NEGRO DOIN' ON THIS STAGE * 1129 01:18:42,685 --> 01:18:46,255 * I ACT FUNNY BUT I'M DOIN' ALL RIGHT * 1130 01:18:46,355 --> 01:18:50,093 * EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS FLY * 1131 01:18:50,193 --> 01:18:53,562 * [ Distorted Musical Sounds ] 1132 01:18:53,662 --> 01:18:55,531 * [ Musical Sounds Continue ] 1133 01:18:55,631 --> 01:18:59,769 [ Hamburger Dude's Voice ] RIGHT THIS WAY, PLEASE. 1134 01:18:59,869 --> 01:19:03,206 [ Hamburger Dude's Voice ] RIGHT THIS WAY, PLEASE. 1135 01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:07,310 [ Laughing ] 1136 01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:15,819 HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO YOU. 1137 01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:18,922 HEY! HEY, BELIEVE ME. 1138 01:19:19,022 --> 01:19:23,059 YOU'RE OKAY, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1139 01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:26,762 HEY, WOULD I LIE? HEY, TRUST ME. HEY, BELIEVE ME. 1140 01:19:26,863 --> 01:19:32,468 THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO YOU. AND IF THEY DO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1141 01:19:32,568 --> 01:19:34,703 WE'LL GET BACK AT 'EM. 1142 01:19:34,804 --> 01:19:36,906 HEY, WE'LL GET BACK AT 'EM, YOU HEAR ME? 1143 01:19:37,006 --> 01:19:39,475 BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO YOU! [ Phone Ringing ] 1144 01:19:39,575 --> 01:19:41,210 JUST A MINUTE. 1145 01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:46,415 YEAH, HELLO. OH, GOVERNOR! OH, THANK GOD. 1146 01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:50,954 WOW, WHAT A RELIEF! YEAH, WE WERE ON OUR WAY. 1147 01:19:51,054 --> 01:19:55,758 REALLY? OH, GREAT. THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR, GOVERNOR. YEAH. 1148 01:19:55,859 --> 01:19:59,462 YEAH. THAT'S NOT FOR YOU. GO AHEAD. 1149 01:19:59,562 --> 01:20:01,264 YEAH, GOVERNOR. DON'T I LOVE IT. 1150 01:20:01,364 --> 01:20:05,368 LOVE IT, LOVE IT. YEAH. HAVE YOUR GIRL CALL MY GIRL, WE'LL TALK. 1151 01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:11,707 DON'T BE FRIGHTENED. IT'S JUST ME. I'M SO SORRY. 1152 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:14,477 BOYS, THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. 1153 01:20:14,577 --> 01:20:17,981 HOWIE IS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU, AREN'T YOU, HOWIE? 1154 01:20:18,081 --> 01:20:21,317 I'M GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. 1155 01:20:21,417 --> 01:20:23,752 HOWIE, NOW SAY-- COME ON, SAY YOUR LITTLE SPEECH. 1156 01:20:23,853 --> 01:20:26,822 I'M SORRY I TOOK THE MONEY. THAT'S IT. 1157 01:20:26,923 --> 01:20:30,093 I'M SORRY I TOOK THE MONEY! 1158 01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:33,997 I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! 1159 01:20:34,097 --> 01:20:38,534 THAT'S ENOUGH, HOWIE. THAT'S ENOUGH, DEAR. THAT'S JUST FINE. 1160 01:20:38,634 --> 01:20:42,771 BOYS, ALL THE MONEY IS HERE. COME ALONG, HOWIE. SORRY. 1161 01:20:42,872 --> 01:20:44,773 I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU AGAIN, 1162 01:20:44,874 --> 01:20:47,977 TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM ABOUT THE MISTAKE. I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. 1163 01:20:48,077 --> 01:20:52,781 AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO ASK. 1164 01:20:52,882 --> 01:20:55,418 COME ALONG, HOWIE. SORRY. 1165 01:20:55,518 --> 01:20:58,087 TIME FOR YOUR LOBOTOMY. 1166 01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:06,996 I'M NOT SORRY I TOOK THE MONEY! [ Laughing ] 1167 01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:14,337 OH. OH, MAN. 1168 01:21:14,437 --> 01:21:16,705 MY HEAD. 1169 01:21:16,805 --> 01:21:20,176 I STILL GOT A HEAD. 1170 01:21:20,276 --> 01:21:23,012 OH, MONEY! 1171 01:21:24,347 --> 01:21:26,649 [ Laughing ] 1172 01:21:27,483 --> 01:21:29,285 IT'S ALL HERE! 1173 01:21:29,385 --> 01:21:33,056 [ Car Brakes Squealing ] [ Dick ] ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, COME ON OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. 1174 01:21:33,156 --> 01:21:37,126 THIS IS THE POLICE. DETECTIVE DROOLER SPEAKING. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 1175 01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:41,664 [ Sirens Wailing, Brakes Squealing ] HEY, OUT HERE. 1176 01:21:41,764 --> 01:21:45,534 WHERE YOU GOIN'? DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, JUST FOLLOW ME. COME ON. 1177 01:21:45,634 --> 01:21:48,504 HEY, MAN. 1178 01:21:53,576 --> 01:21:57,146 YOU CLOWNS REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE PRETTY SMART TRYING TO SNEAK OUT ON US, HUH? 1179 01:21:57,246 --> 01:22:01,084 THE ONLY THING THAT GETS ME IS THAT YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT. 1180 01:22:01,184 --> 01:22:03,319 I DID IT, I DID IT ALL! 1181 01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:07,356 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M AWFULLY SORRY. 1182 01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:11,594 YEAH, SURE, YOU'RE SORRY. ABOUT THE SORRIEST THING I SEEN ALL WEEK. 1183 01:22:11,694 --> 01:22:17,400 DON'T BE FRIGHTENED. YOU PEOPLE, YOU'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. 1184 01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:19,635 MR. BIG, HUH? 1185 01:22:19,735 --> 01:22:22,705 WELL, YOU'RE NOT SO BIG NOW, ARE YOU? RIGHT, BOSS? 1186 01:22:22,805 --> 01:22:27,310 YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS GUYS LIKE YOU THAT TRY TO GET AWAY WITH IT. 1187 01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:32,481 OH, MR. LIZARD! WOULD YOU CARE FOR A HAMBURGER? 1188 01:22:32,581 --> 01:22:34,483 [ Laughing ] 1189 01:22:34,583 --> 01:22:38,154 [ Audience Cheering ] 1190 01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:01,710 COME ON, MAN. IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK. 1191 01:23:05,748 --> 01:23:08,651 HEY. 1192 01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:19,462 OH, MAN! WHAT THE-- 1193 01:23:19,562 --> 01:23:23,732 WHAT'RE YOU DOIN', MAN? YOU'RE STUPID, MAN. 1194 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:26,569 GOD! 1195 01:23:26,669 --> 01:23:28,071 COME ON, LET'S GO TO WORK. 1196 01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:34,643 STUPID, MAN. IF YOU HADN'T LOST ALL OUR MONEY WE WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS. 1197 01:23:34,743 --> 01:23:37,713 WHAT ARE YOU BITCHIN' ABOUT, MAN? WE GOT IT MADE. 1198 01:23:37,813 --> 01:23:40,449 OH, MAN, SO STUPID. 1199 01:23:40,549 --> 01:23:44,220 HEY, YOU WANTED TO BE IN PARADISE, MAN. WE'RE IN PARADISE. 1200 01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:47,690 THIS IS NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 1201 01:23:47,790 --> 01:23:49,358 COME ON, LET'S GO TO WORK. 1202 01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:54,863 [ Announcer ] COME ON, LADIES, LET'S GIVE IT TO 'EM, HUH? 1203 01:23:54,963 --> 01:23:56,632 ALL RIGHT! 1204 01:23:56,732 --> 01:24:00,603 MAN, THIS IS STUPID. WHAT ARE YOU BITCHIN' ABOUT? IT'S FUN. 1205 01:24:00,703 --> 01:24:05,241 LISTEN, WE'RE SUN KINGS IN PARADISE. IT'S NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 1206 01:24:05,341 --> 01:24:08,911 LADIES, HOLD ON. WE HAVE A SPECIAL TREAT. 1207 01:24:09,011 --> 01:24:14,683 CLUB PARADISE PROUDLY PRESENTS MAUI AND WOWIE, THE SUN KINGS! 1208 01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:19,088 * [ Cheering ] 1209 01:24:40,943 --> 01:24:43,246 HEY, MAN, HELP! 1210 01:24:43,346 --> 01:24:46,349 HEY, MAN, HELP! HELP ME! 1211 01:24:53,989 --> 01:24:56,525 * [ Rock ] 1212 01:24:56,625 --> 01:25:03,699 * 1213 01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:09,104 * SAVE THE WHALES 1214 01:25:31,994 --> 01:25:37,600 * OHHH-OH-OO-WEE 1215 01:25:37,700 --> 01:25:44,473 * OHHH-OH-OO-WEE 1216 01:25:45,774 --> 01:25:49,178 * OOOH 1217 01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:56,985 * AHH 1218 01:25:57,085 --> 01:26:02,191 * SAVE THE WHALES 1219 01:26:07,129 --> 01:26:09,798 * SAVE THE WHALES 1220 01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:26,949 * SAVE 'EM 1221 01:26:27,049 --> 01:26:29,852 * COME ON, SAVE 'EM 1222 01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:37,660 * SAVE THE WHALES YEAH, YEAH * 1223 01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:40,028 * SAVE 'EM 1224 01:26:40,128 --> 01:26:42,197 * COME ON, SAVE 'EM 1225 01:26:42,298 --> 01:26:45,668 * SAVE 'EM YEAH, YEAH * 1226 01:26:45,768 --> 01:26:48,571 * OH-OH 1227 01:26:51,006 --> 01:26:53,742 * SAVE 'EM 1228 01:26:53,842 --> 01:26:55,944 * COME ON, SAVE 'EM 1229 01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:59,214 * AH-AH OH-OH 1230 01:26:59,315 --> 01:27:01,784 * SAVE THE WHALES 1231 01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:06,322 * WHALES, WHALES, WHALES SAVE 'EM * 1232 01:27:07,022 --> 01:27:09,458 * COME ON, SAVE 'EM *