1 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:22,814 OK. 2 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:25,526 Shot of bourbon. Beer chaser. 3 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:29,696 Bloody Mary without Tabasco, and with extra Tabasco. 4 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:33,367 Coffee. Cream. Sugar. Sweet'N Low. 5 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:36,370 CC water back. Pretzels. 6 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:40,332 Pitcher of water with three glasses. 7 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:45,128 Those are our drinks. 8 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,802 I'm terribly sorry. 9 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:59,560 I don't suppose I could impose upon you people to save me a few steps? 10 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:07,025 Thanks. Thank you, really. Thanks so much. 11 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,736 Free pretzels for everybody. 12 00:01:16,861 --> 00:01:21,261 ♪ Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. ♪ 13 00:01:21,862 --> 00:01:27,162 ♪ Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot. ♪ 14 00:01:28,563 --> 00:01:31,863 ♪ Wouldn't you like to get away? ♪ 15 00:01:33,864 --> 00:01:39,764 ♪ Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name ♪ 16 00:01:41,866 --> 00:01:45,266 ♪ And they're always glad you came. ♪ 17 00:01:45,767 --> 00:01:51,067 ♪ You want to be where you can see our troubles are all the same. ♪ 18 00:01:51,868 --> 00:01:55,868 ♪ You want to be where everybody knows your name. ♪ 19 00:01:56,869 --> 00:02:01,669 ♪ You want to go where people know, people are all the same. ♪ 20 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:06,270 ♪ You want to go where everybody knows your name. ♪ 21 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:31,026 - Afternoon, everybody. - Norm! 22 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,528 Norman. 23 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:36,240 - Beer, Norm? - I've heard of that stuff. 24 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,951 Better give me a tall one in case I like it. 25 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:44,081 - Another day, another dollar. - 50 cents after taxes. 26 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:46,834 - Hey, Norm. - Hey, girl. How's the kids? 27 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:50,629 Two of them are ugly, one's obnoxious and one's just stupid. 28 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:52,214 He's my favourite. 29 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:03,517 - Get me Gus. - Yes, sir. Right away. Gus who? 30 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:05,769 Don't be a wise guy. Just get him. 31 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:10,899 Alright, yes, sir. Norm, do you know a Gus? 32 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:15,237 - Gus who? - He hates that question. 33 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,367 Gus, the owner of this bar. 34 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:25,455 I know who you mean. That was two owners ago. 35 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:29,626 I'll never forget that guy. He had such a great name. Gus. 36 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:34,006 I came from Seattle to talk to him. Gus is the man. 37 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:37,676 You got troubles, you take 'em to Gus, he straightens you up. 38 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:41,013 I've gotta be back in Seattle Thursday night. 39 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,182 Take it easy. 40 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:48,937 Listen, I managed in the minors, I coached in the majors, 41 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,440 I've been a bartender for five years. 42 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,109 I've had my share of people with problems. 43 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,611 Why not give me a try? 44 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:02,910 My son comes home from college with his new fiancé, who's black. 45 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,579 And your son's not? 46 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,293 Yo, Coach. 47 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:13,921 Get Gus. 48 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,174 I'll make a few calls. 49 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:20,427 Good idea. Give me a Scotch. I'll be right back. 50 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,389 - Holy... ! - What's the matter, Norm? 51 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:27,309 Somebody pinch me. I've got to be hallucinating. 52 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,602 Look at those legs! 53 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:33,357 If they're attached to anything, even a truck, I'm gonna marry it. 54 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:37,611 Please come down here. Please. She's coming down here! 55 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:41,448 Alright, everybody, just act natural. 56 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,325 This I gotta see. 57 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:48,330 I don't believe this. I feel like I've been transported in time 58 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,958 back to a fraternity house in the '50s. 59 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:57,214 Come on, guys. In this day and age, aren't we beyond ogling women? 60 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,049 Holy... ! 61 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,595 Norm, is that the one? 62 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,934 - Hi. - Hi. 63 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,562 Excuse me, miss. 64 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:16,483 The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an automobile. 65 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:24,575 - May I help you? - White wine, please. 66 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:28,954 - White wine. - Here, allow me. I got it. 67 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:38,213 - Thank you very much. - You're very welcome. 68 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,177 Don't get your hopes up, boys. 69 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:47,639 As soon as Sam comes out here, it's dinner for two at his place. 70 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,058 Come on. 71 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:53,896 I hardly think that's the sort of woman Sam would go out with. 72 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:57,941 Listen, she may not be flashy enough for Sammy. 73 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:02,112 They had Sammy in mind when they built her. 74 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,616 Really? I don't buy that. 75 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:08,285 I know I've only worked here a short time, 76 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:11,663 but it seems to me Sam has more depth than that. 77 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:15,000 Follow me. 78 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,091 Sam, would you come here a second? 79 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:27,054 Carla, never disturb me... unless there's a customer. 80 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:33,769 No, don't drink that. I've got something much better. 81 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:39,149 I think you're gonna like this. It's an amusing little wine. 82 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,068 You like to laugh? 83 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:45,322 - I love to laugh. How did you know? - Call it a hunch. 84 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:49,409 The great ones make it look so easy. 85 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:54,540 Is there chance that you and I could go someplace and laugh together? 86 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:59,253 My mother told me to watch out for guys in bars. 87 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:03,465 Well then, let's get out of this bar so you don't have to worry. 88 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,468 I do feel like a movie tonight. 89 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:10,305 I've been in the mood for a movie all day long. 90 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:14,852 - What kind of movie shall we see? - Something short. 91 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:25,696 Could you be a little more specific? 92 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,865 Does anybody know any good movies? 93 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,868 What's that new Australian film that's good? 94 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:34,538 No. No Australian films. I hate subtitles. 95 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,627 This one's no problem. It's dubbed. 96 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:44,590 Will you excuse me? 97 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:48,010 Diane, can I talk to you in the poolroom? 98 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,511 Sure. 99 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:52,598 I'll be right back. What's your name? 100 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:57,019 Brandee. With two Es. 101 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:07,988 Brandee with two Es? 102 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:11,533 A big company like this, they spelled it wrong. 103 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:20,125 - OK, what was that all about? - What was what all about? 104 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,961 All that laughing and stuff? 105 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:25,214 "I love to laugh." 106 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,134 - Diane, can we have two beers? - Coming up. 107 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:32,721 - No. Not right now. - Sam, we're thirsty. 108 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,598 Drink chalk. 109 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:42,606 Sam, I didn't mean anything by that. I laughed. Life is funny. 110 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,107 Correct me if I'm wrong, 111 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:47,694 but I get the impression that you don't approve of Brandee. 112 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:50,781 Is that Brandy with a Y or two Es? 113 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:56,787 I may be the dim ex-baseball player and you're the postgraduate, 114 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:59,665 but I'm the boss and I didn't hire you as a critic, 115 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:03,293 - I hired you as a waitress. - You'd never know it by me. 116 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,256 Beer. With two Es. 117 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:14,471 Will you guys just sit down for a minute, please? 118 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,891 Thank you. 119 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:22,437 Why don't you be honest with me? You think Brandee's dumb. 120 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:25,858 - I never said that. - But you think she's dumb. 121 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:31,405 - I don't know that I think that. - Diane, she's a tree stump. Come on. 122 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,741 I guess she'll do until dumb comes along. 123 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,827 Well, thank you very much. 124 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:39,997 The truth comes out. She's a total airhead. 125 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:43,208 - Incredible body, no mind. - Who? 126 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,170 I don't think that. 127 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:48,881 To you, Brandee's a one-night woman. 128 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:52,551 Built for cheap laughs, wild times and easy sex. 129 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:56,054 - Where? - Will you just admit it? 130 00:09:56,180 --> 00:10:00,517 Sam, I've got a message for you. Your date, Miss Bigbuckets? 131 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,812 She told me to tell you she's getting a little "ootsy". 132 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:09,776 Get her out. The customers are warping the wood with their drool. 133 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:17,743 - Diane, come here. Listen... - Wait a minute. 134 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,620 I don't mean to criticise. 135 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,707 In a way, I was complimenting you. You can do better. 136 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,876 I don't want to do better. 137 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:29,630 There are certain things in this life that I really like, 138 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:32,132 and nobody's gonna change my mind. 139 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:36,261 I like fun women, hot dogs, game shows. 140 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,055 I don't care what anybody says. 141 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,557 Did you read they found rat parts in hot dogs? 142 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:44,269 I like rat parts. It's my favourite part of the hot dog. 143 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:46,647 OK. 144 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,776 And one more thing I like. Brandee. 145 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:54,154 I sensed something very special going on there. 146 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:58,867 So if you'll excuse me, that very special somebody is waiting for me. 147 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,494 Fine. 148 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,000 - Coach? - Yeah? 149 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,879 - Where's Brandee? - She just left with some guy. 150 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:15,300 - She what? - Looked like the real thing, Sam. 151 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:21,348 If I see one sign that you're enjoying this, you're in trouble. 152 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:27,396 How about a couple of beers for the boys in the poolroom? 153 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:29,898 OK. 154 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,376 Another beer, Norm? 155 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,338 Yeah. One quick one and then it's adios for sure. 156 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,469 Here you go. No, it's a guy. 157 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,767 Coach, any word from Gus yet? 158 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:10,105 Yeah, Leo. He can't drop by tonight. He's dead. 159 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,694 - Oh, no. - Leo, it happens. 160 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,739 I can't believe it. Gus is gone? 161 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:23,911 Nobody can replace Gus. Gus had all the answers. 162 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:25,871 All but one. 163 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:33,337 - What am I gonna do without Gus? - Leo, will you stop it? 164 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:38,300 Ever since you came through that door, it's been Gus, Gus, Gus. 165 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:42,262 I mean, it's Gus this and Gus that, and I'm fed up with it. 166 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,307 I'm taking you on. You and all your problems. 167 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,392 - Come on, sit down. - I don't know. 168 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,269 Sit, Leo. 169 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:51,772 Sit! 170 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,070 Throw your problems on the bar. 171 00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:01,240 - Come on, give him a chance. - He's ready for you. 172 00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,200 Nothing to be afraid of. 173 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:08,705 My son comes home from college with his new fiancé, who's black. 174 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:12,334 I thought about that. It's a tough one, but I think I've got it. 175 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:16,255 - Wait a minute cos there's more. - No, hold it, Leo. 176 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:20,050 Leo, it's a problem of communication. 177 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,886 Here's what you do, when you get home, 178 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:26,181 you sit the kids down and say to your boy... 179 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,059 - What's your boy's name? - Ron. 180 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:31,562 What's Ron's fiancé's name? 181 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:35,732 - Rick. - Rick. So, you say... 182 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:40,028 You say, "Rick, Ron..." 183 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,155 Rick and Ron? 184 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:51,290 Suck it up, Coachie. Hang tough in there. 185 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:54,585 Leo... 186 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:59,965 Leo, if you're that unhappy about it, just throw him out 187 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,593 and tell him you never want to see him again. 188 00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:05,179 I can't do that. I love the kid. 189 00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:09,766 - I see what you're saying. - You do? What? 190 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:14,438 If I can't accept the kid the way he is, I'll lose him. 191 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,523 Boy, that's good. 192 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,278 When you put it that way, what choice do I have? 193 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:24,364 Thanks, Coach. You're not Gus, but you're not bad. 194 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:28,243 Leo, even Gus isn't Gus any more. 195 00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,623 - Thanks, Coach. - Alright, Coach! 196 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,043 Alright, Coach. 197 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,046 You got him. You really took him. 198 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:41,673 Took him? I had him for breakfast. 199 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,885 Coach, where's Sammy? 200 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,054 Out, where else? 201 00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:51,350 Again? He's been out with a different dolly every night. 202 00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:54,853 He's overcompensating for feelings of inadequacy 203 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:58,232 with an ostentatious display of hormonal activity. 204 00:14:58,357 --> 00:14:59,900 That's our Sammy. 205 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,570 Let me tell you something. 206 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:06,698 There are drawbacks to dating beautiful women. 207 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,659 Yeah? Like what? 208 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:11,912 You can't eat ltalian cos always they're on diets. 209 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:15,582 You can't go outside cos the wind will muss their hair. 210 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,751 You can't go to hockey games 211 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:21,380 cos they might get hit in the face with a puck. 212 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,674 Where's the fun? 213 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:26,176 Carla, the fun's in the fun. 214 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,805 Yes. Unlimited sex. 215 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:33,392 The adult male's version of owning a candy store. 216 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:38,355 But tell me, once you've consumed as much sex 217 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,525 for as long as you want it, what would you do then? 218 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,947 I'd help the poor. 219 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,040 - I can't stay long. - One drink. 220 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,626 The man's got a harem. 221 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:03,297 - You all know Debra. - Hi, Coach. Hi, guys. 222 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:07,885 Diane, this is Debra. Debra, this is Diane. 223 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,344 - Hi. - Hi. 224 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,554 Debra. 225 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:15,392 - What are you drinking? - A very dry martini. 226 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:20,355 That's a very classy order. We're gonna have a very dry martini. 227 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,608 Nothing for me. 228 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:28,572 We just back from Symphony Hall. Heard Mozart's Symphony No.41. 229 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,408 Sometimes called the Jupiter Symphony. 230 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,243 Debra's idea. 231 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:37,289 I haven't heard a lot of classical music, but I like it. 232 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:42,169 What was that comment you made in the intermission? 233 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,213 "Give me a cigarette"? 234 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:49,760 Not that one. The smart one about the music. 235 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:54,181 Yeah. I said, "It's hard to believe that all that music 236 00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:56,391 could come out of one man's head." 237 00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:59,102 - "One man's head." - I heard. 238 00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:01,271 Where else could it come out of? 239 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:06,109 I read in the programme that Mozart died when he was 35. 240 00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:09,404 Imagine writing all that music before you're 35. 241 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:12,658 Slow down. You're giving us too much to think about. 242 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,789 I have got to be going somewhere. 243 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:21,959 Just as well. Our heads are spinning. 244 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,920 Wait. Debra, you forgot your programme. 245 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,339 - Thank you. - I love Mozart, too. 246 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:33,095 - This programme's two years old. - Is it? 247 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,138 Yes. 248 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:42,646 Well then, Mozart must have been 37 years old when he died. 249 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,901 I didn't say we came straight from the concert. 250 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:54,116 OK, we went to see Star Wars again and I'm glad. 251 00:17:57,411 --> 00:18:00,289 - How did I do? - Well... 252 00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,625 Thanks. 253 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,091 - Don't. - Fine. 254 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,926 I'm gonna play pool. 255 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,310 Carla? 256 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,354 You've known Sam a long time. 257 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:27,858 Has he ever had a relationship with an intelligent woman? 258 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,444 That's the best I've seen. 259 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:35,824 - What about his ex-wife? - That was his ex-wife. 260 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,166 I'm gonna go back there and talk to him. 261 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:50,631 "Blonde Chick Dies in Billiard Accident." 262 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:57,179 - Sam? - Go away. I'm reading Plato. 263 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:03,894 - May I speak with you for a moment? - No. 264 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,898 I came in to cheer you up a little. 265 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,984 I know why you brought Debra here. 266 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,737 You're trying to prove you date smart women. 267 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,157 No, I brought Debra here for a drink. This is a bar. 268 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,242 Come on. 269 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:21,954 - No, it's a bar. Is this a bar? - Yes. 270 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,790 Excuse me. 271 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,129 I sense that you're unhappy right now. 272 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:34,424 Unhappy? I'm not unhappy. I'm on top of the world. 273 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:35,801 What a life I lead. 274 00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:39,847 Tomorrow, I'm going out with a girl who wears a pinwheel hat. 275 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,434 Would you stop making jokes and talk to me? 276 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,773 OK, I'm all cheered up now. You can leave. Thanks. 277 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,652 Why are you so upset? 278 00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,701 This week, I have gone out with all the women I know. 279 00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:03,495 All the women I really enjoy. 280 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:07,624 All of a sudden, all I can think about is how stupid they are. 281 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:12,629 My life isn't fun any more, and it's because of you. 282 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:18,260 - Because of me? - Yeah. You're a snob. 283 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,390 - A snob? - Yeah, that's right. 284 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:28,353 Well, you're a rapidly ageing adolescent. 285 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:32,024 Well, I would rather be that than a snob. 286 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:36,737 - And I would rather be a snob. - Well, good, because you are. 287 00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:41,241 Do yourself a favour. Go back to your tootsies and your rat parts. 288 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:44,870 I'd hate to see the bowling alleys close on my account. 289 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:46,371 Wait a minute. 290 00:20:46,497 --> 00:20:50,459 Are you saying that I'm too dumb to date smart women? 291 00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:53,837 I'm saying that it would be very difficult for you. 292 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:57,966 A really intelligent woman would see your line of BS a mile away. 293 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,010 You think so? 294 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:05,974 Well, I've never met an intelligent woman that I'd want to date. 295 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:11,688 On behalf of the intelligent women around the world, may I just say... 296 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,404 Well, come on. 297 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:22,449 Wait. It depends what kind we're talking about. 298 00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,576 - Just the average. - Any kind. 299 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:29,498 You take your average whale's intestines and stretch 'em out, 300 00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:32,292 you're looking at three miles and change. 301 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,254 You win again, Coach. 302 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:38,340 This man knows his animal kingdom. 303 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,135 It's getting late. 304 00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:47,766 It's about time this old cowpoke moseyed off to the bathroom. 305 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:59,653 Black Label over, Bloody Mary, a shot of vodka. 306 00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:05,325 Look, I am sorry. I said a lot of stupid things. 307 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:10,664 I shouldn't have. I apologise. I was kind of upset. 308 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,337 OK, I'm sorry, too. 309 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,924 We both got a little carried away. 310 00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:22,885 Especially you. 311 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:32,019 - Well, I'll be darned. - What? 312 00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:36,023 - Nothing. I just noticed something. - What? 313 00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:40,235 I guess I've never looked into your eyes. 314 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,488 Something wrong with them? 315 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:48,452 No. I just don't think I've ever seen eyes that colour before. 316 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:53,290 Matter of fact, I don't think I've ever seen that colour before. 317 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,251 Yes, I have. 318 00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,506 Where? 319 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:05,928 I was on a ski weekend up at Stowe. 320 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,431 I was coming in late one day, 321 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:14,061 last person off the slope as the sun had just gone down. 322 00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:17,272 The sky became this incredible colour. 323 00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:20,609 I usually don't notice things like that, 324 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:23,654 and I found myself walking around in the cold, 325 00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:26,907 hoping that it wouldn't change, 326 00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:30,786 wishing that I had somebody there to share it with. 327 00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:35,624 Afterwards, I tried to convince myself that I'd imagined that colour, 328 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,125 that I hadn't seen it, 329 00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:40,963 that nothing on this earth could be that beautiful. 330 00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:43,757 Now I see I was wrong. 331 00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:51,723 Wouldn't work? 332 00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:55,477 What? 333 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:59,356 An intelligent woman would see right through that. 334 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,864 In a minute. 335 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,366 Damn.