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Oh, Woody,
our babysitter just canceled.
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Could you sit with Frederick tonight?
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- Okay.
- Great, Woody, thanks.
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I'm used to it.
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I used to baby-sit a lot
back in Hanover.
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Well, before the incident.
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You know, I think
Lilith's mother owes us a favor.
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Thanks, anyway, Woody.
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Oh, good.
Woody, come here a minute.
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Listen, I'm going out of town
for the weekend.
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I want you to feed my cat.
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I know it's an imposition,
but... you know.
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Okay.
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You're really good
with animals, aren't you?
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Well, yeah. I had lots of pets
back in Hanover...
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...before the incident.
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Woody, on second thought,
I'm gonna ask my next-door neighbor.
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But thanks, anyway.
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Hey, Woody.
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That's a really clever trick.
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You can get out of doing
anything with that.
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Yeah. Just wish I'd thought of it
before the incident.
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We realize this is short notice,
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but this dinner tonight is
something we simply cannot miss.
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We're desperate to get a sitter.
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I would really like
to help you guys out,
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but children make me nervous.
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I'm afraid I'm going to drop them.
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Rebecca, holding a baby is
the simplest thing in the world.
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I'm sorry. What did you say?
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Thanks, anyway.
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Kelly. How was class?
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I'd rather not talk about it.
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I'm sorry, Woody.
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I didn't mean to jump
down your throat like that.
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Well...
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What's wrong?
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My final project for sociology
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is an in-depth study
of a past work experience,
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and I've never had a job.
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I don't know
what I'm going to do.
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Let me get this straight.
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You can't do your little school project
because you're stinking rich
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and you never had
to work a day in your life?
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Yeah.
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And I used to complain
because I had no shoes.
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I feel so out of place
in my sociology class.
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Do you know what it's like
to sit in school all day
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and not contribute anything?
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Well, it's been a long time,
but that sounds familiar.
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I don't even know how to get a job.
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Kelly, come over here.
Want ads. Okay?
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Plenty of jobs in there.
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Can't find anything there,
call employment agents.
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Plenty of places to get a job.
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Hey, you know,
for a guy who's unemployed,
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you certainly know a lot
about getting work.
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Cliff, I know a lot about water, too,
but you don't see me drinking it.
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Miss Howe, do you think Kelly
could work here for a while?
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I know she doesn't have
any experience...
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I don't think so, Woody.
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Well, I just thought I'd ask.
It's no big deal.
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Look, Woody. It says here
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I can make $10,000 a week
being an escort.
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Okay, Miss Howe.
Now it's a big deal.
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Please, please let her work here.
You can always use an extra hand.
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You don't have to pay her.
It's just for the experience.
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All right, Woody. All right.
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As a favor to you.
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But this is a real business,
this is not a training ground.
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We need people who really know
what they're doing.
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Tell her to wear shoes.
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Thanks, Miss Howe.
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Hey, Kelly. Guess what.
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Miss Howe said
you could work here.
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Really? Oh, that's great.
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Thanks, Miss Howe.
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Welcome aboard, Kelly.
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- I can't believe I have a real job.
- You know what to do with this.
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Wow! I sure do.
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Do you guys have lobster
for lunch every day?
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Does that mean
you're canceling tonight?
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All right. All right.
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Maybe some other time.
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Boy, women will break a date
with you at the drop of a hat.
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Like her grandmother won't
still be dead tomorrow?
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Sam, am I to understand that you
suddenly have the night free?
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Yeah. You got anything for me?
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Perhaps. Quite cute.
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- Oh, yeah? Cute's nice.
- And young.
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Oh, I like young.
Give me more details.
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About 32 inches.
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Usually I like them
a little bustier than that.
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I'm just trying to find out
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if you would like to sit
for Frederick tonight?
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Yeah, I'd love to do that.
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- Really?
- I love that little guy. Why not?
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- Done deal.
- All right!
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Frasier. Can I speak with you?
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I don't know how comfortable
I feel with this setup.
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He's just a baby.
He needs supervision.
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Sam can take care of him.
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I'm talking about Sam.
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You know how out of control
he can get at times,
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what a mess
he can make of everything.
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Sam can clean it up.
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- I'm talking about Sam.
- You're talking about Sam.
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Darling, it'll just be
for a few hours.
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All right.
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But if anything goes wrong,
he could be scarred for life.
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- You mean Sam, right?
- Yes. And it is a threat.
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Sam, can you be
at our place in about an hour?
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You bet.
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Where are you guys going tonight?
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Oh, well, I'm proud to tell you
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that my lovely wife
is being honored tonight
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by the scientific community
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for her contributions
to the study of sensory deprivation.
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It was serendipitous I admit.
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I'd returned to the lab
after a two-week holiday
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to find that I'd locked
my lab assistant in the isolation tank.
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Suffice to say what could
have been an ugly lawsuit
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turned into an award-winning paper.
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Say, Carla.
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I'm babysitting tonight.
You got any advice for me?
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Sure. Here's everything
you need to know about babies.
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Remember, you're the boss.
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Don't let them give you any lip.
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And if they start to act crabby,
stick a bottle in their mouths.
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Great. Okay. Good.
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- Okay. I'm ready.
- Okay.
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Here's everything you need
to know about customers.
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Remember, you're the boss.
Don't let them give you any lip.
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If they start to act crabby,
stick a bottle in their mouths.
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Hey, Miss. I ordered a beer.
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He passes to Frederick.
Frederick takes the ball
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and goes for a jam.
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Yes. He's a freshman
out of the learning center.
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Yes. A rookie. Wonderful shot.
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Here we go. Take another one.
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He goes for the jam. He goes.
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The garden is going cra...
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Slam dunk.
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Great shot. Great shot!
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Okay. Malone, top of the key.
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You want to watch a little TV?
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You know something?
That's a good idea.
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Uncle Sammy's a little tired here.
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Good idea. Good idea.
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I don't know how to do this one.
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Do you know...
I have a different one at home.
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Oh. Far out. Thanks. That's great.
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Oh, great! This is The Flintstones.
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This is the one where Barney
gets stuck in the mailbox.
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I actually haven't seen this one
all the way to the end.
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Freddy?
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Hey, Fred.
What you doing in there?
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Peekaboo.
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Freddy?
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Oh, boy. Fred?
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Hey, listen to me now.
Listen to Uncle Sammy.
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Unlock the door, Freddy.
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Freddy, turn the knob.
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You see that knob?
See that little knob?
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Turn the knob, Freddy.
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No. Wrong knob, Fred.
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Shoot.
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Okay. All right.
I'll get you out of there.
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Got to be a key around here.
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Oh, I know what
I'm going to do, Fred.
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We'll do the old credit card
jimmying the lock open.
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I don't have a credit card.
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I know. I'll use a 20.
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This is going to work.
This is gonna work.
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Yeah. Here we go, Freddy.
This is going to work.
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No, Freddy. Don't. Hey...
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Give me my 20 back.
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Fred, no. Don't flush... oh, shoot.
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You little... devil you.
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I'm in trouble here.
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Okay. Don't worry. Uncle Sammy's
going to get you out of there, Freddy.
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I'll just come around
the window here.
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Way high, aren't we?
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Okay.
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No big deal.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
Here comes Uncle Sammy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Burglar-proof. Right.
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Yeah. Your mommy and daddy
told me about that, didn't they?
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Hey, Freddy.
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Damn, damn, damn.
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You didn't hear that, Freddy.
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You didn't hear that.
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Damn it!
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You heard that one, didn't you?
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Hey.
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Freddy?
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Uncle Sammy doesn't know
what to do here.
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Can you open this window?
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Do you know the word "open"?
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Yeah, yeah, open.
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Open.
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Can you open the window?
Do you know the word "open"?
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Good boy.
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Bye-bye.
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Carla, I just waited
on a man at table five,
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and he left too much money
on the table.
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Should we go find him?
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No. You see,
this is what we call a tip.
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It's a little monetary gift
for the head waitress.
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Here you go.
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Boy, do I feel dumb.
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Oh, no. You're just new.
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Kelly, could I have a beer, please?
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Okay. Let me go get Woody.
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No, you don't need Woody.
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Come here, let me show you
how it's done.
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You take a glass, stick it
underneath this black lever here.
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Okay?
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Voilà. You have a beer.
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There's a black book
underneath the cash register
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that says "Norm's tab" on it.
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You mean this one here
with all these little marks?
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Right. Now, Kelly,
each one of these little marks
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represents a beer
that I've purchased in advance.
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Every time I order one,
you have to take this eraser
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and erase one of those little marks.
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Don't forget to erase now.
I don't want any free beers.
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- Okay, Mr. Peterson.
- Thank you.
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Unbelievable.
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- I'm in the presence of sheer genius.
- Thank you, Cliff ie.
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Kelly, could I have another beer
for my dear friend Clifford Clavin?
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What the heck. Take it off my tab.
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Hey, Freddy. Uncle Sammy needs
some help here, bud.
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Hey, Fred. You know about rain?
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Cause that's what's
happening out here, Freddy.
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You know,
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Itsy bitsy spider
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Went up the water spout...
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Okay, Freddy.
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Back away
from the window there, Fred.
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Uncle Sam is going
to break the window...
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...and every little bone in his hand.
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Okay, Fred.
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Tell you what I'm going to do here.
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I'm going to jump over
to that tree and climb on down.
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I'll be back just before you can...
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Bye-bye.
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Carla, I need to ask you
some questions for my paper
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since you're my coworker.
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How do you feel
that the work experience
254
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,318
has enriched your life?
255
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,446
It's given me varicose veins,
256
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,282
stomach acid, lower back pain,
257
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,993
and a complete hatred
for all mankind.
258
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:48,995
That's great.
259
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:52,790
And what would you say are
the negative aspects?
260
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,502
Just do the dishes.
261
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,463
Yeah. I hate that one, too.
262
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,342
We have an Australian couple
to do it at home.
263
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,264
By the way, here's another one
of those tip things.
264
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,683
Why, thank you very much, Kelly.
265
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,602
Boy.
266
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,854
She is really dumber than cotton.
267
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,274
- Hey, Carla.
- Hey, Cotton.
268
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,240
Who's ready? You're thirsty? Come on.
269
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,201
Norm, come on,
let us buy a round.
270
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,535
No, I insist.
271
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,788
Kelly, another round
for my friends here, okay?
272
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,289
Okay, Mr. Peterson,
273
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,084
but my hands are getting sore
from all that erasing.
274
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,463
Now, Kelly, you wanted a real job.
You can't go through life
275
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,173
getting everything
handed to you for free.
276
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,384
Let's get some beer over here.
277
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,346
How about you fellas? You ready?
278
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,056
We really got to get back
to the site, Norm.
279
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,600
Come on, you're only working
on the second floor.
280
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,686
One for these guys.
281
00:14:58,940 --> 00:14:59,857
Hey, hey, hey.
282
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,276
Isn't that that Henri?
283
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,822
Oh, yeah. It's Pepe LePew himself.
284
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,324
He's got a lot of guts
285
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,910
showing his sleazy Gallic mug
around this place.
286
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,747
If I was Woody, I'd have popped
that guy a long time ago.
287
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,873
Hello, fellows.
288
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,708
- Hey!
- Hey, Henri!
289
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,252
Buy you a beer, buddy?
290
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,212
And he's such a phony.
291
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,005
Yeah.
292
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,259
Woody, loan me $10 until payday.
293
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,302
Well, when's payday?
294
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,721
How do I know?
You're the one who's working.
295
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:36,060
Kelly. What are you doing
with those drinks?
296
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,186
Hello, Henri.
297
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,022
I'm working here for a while.
Isn't that exciting?
298
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,482
Yes, you are.
299
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:45,903
Serve me a drink so that I may
pinch your bottom as you leave.
300
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,701
Henri, I wish you'd stop
saying things like that.
301
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:56,038
Woody, but I am the customer,
and the customer is always right.
302
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,500
Darn. Got me on a technicality.
303
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,255
You know, if this Kelly thing works out,
304
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,841
I might finally be able
to take my vacation.
305
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,885
The last one I had
was three years ago
306
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,970
when I went to Graceland
for a weekend.
307
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:15,183
But now I got six weeks saved up.
I'm gonna take me a real vacation.
308
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,602
- Where you going to go?
- Graceland.
309
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,108
Woody. May I have a soda, please?
310
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,694
Stealing your girlfriend is thirsty work.
311
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,573
All right, Henri, I don't know
how things are in France,
312
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,533
but in America,
guys don't like other guys
313
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,036
saying they're gonna steal
their girlfriends. It's not polite.
314
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,789
Oh, I'm so sorry. I see your point.
315
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,583
As we say in France...
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00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,669
Je vais te piquer ta copine.
317
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,129
What does that mean?
318
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,797
I'm going to steal your girlfriend.
319
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,133
Wait a minute.
You take that back.
320
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:51,761
I... I...
321
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,097
Hey. What are you doing?
322
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,724
What are you doing?
323
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,490
Hey, Freddy.
324
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,033
I'm back.
325
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,453
I must have blacked out
there for a while.
326
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:24,335
Uncle Sammy sure is lucky
the glass recycling bin broke his fall.
327
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,256
I tell you, somebody sure drinks
a lot of wine in this building.
328
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,801
You look all tuckered out there.
329
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,888
What do you say we watch
a little television here?
330
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,267
Here we go.
331
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,352
Oh, shoot.
332
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,312
Flintstones are over.
333
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:46,941
Fred?
334
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:48,693
Freddy?
335
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,152
Oh, no, man. Don't lock...
336
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,988
Shoot.
337
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,365
Come on, Freddy.
It was funny once.
338
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,245
All right.
339
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,082
Okay, Freddy.
340
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,667
Here I come.
341
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,130
Oh, no. No, no.
342
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:12,925
I wasn't born yesterday.
343
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,682
There we go.
344
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,935
Okay, Freddy. Here I come.
345
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,327
No, Freddy!
346
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,871
Freddy, what are you
doing to uncle Sammy?
347
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,956
Come on, bring the dog back, Freddy.
348
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,464
Woody, can I talk to you
for a minute, please?
349
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,632
Sure, Miss Howe.
350
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,720
Woody, I don't think
things are working out with Kelly.
351
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,806
Oh, that's my fault.
I'm afraid of commitment.
352
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,266
No.
353
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,478
Woody, I mean, here at the bar.
354
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,438
I mean, she's a big distraction to you.
355
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,900
Your work is suffering.
This bar fight is just the last straw.
356
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,152
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to let her go.
357
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,197
Well, I guess that
was a tough decision
358
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,323
for you to make, Miss Howe.
359
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,492
Well, sometimes
managers have to learn
360
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,620
how to give bad news to employees.
361
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,623
So go fire your girlfriend, Woody.
362
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,584
I'm getting better at that.
363
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,128
I think I'll go get a facial. I earned it.
364
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,174
Wait a minute. Is it true?
365
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,676
Are you firing Kelly?
366
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,095
Because I want you to know
she's the best thing
367
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,888
that's ever happened to this bar.
368
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,849
Since when did you ever care
what happened to Kelly?
369
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,311
Wait. Ho. Hey.
Something's happening to Kelly?
370
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,688
She's not leaving, is she?
371
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,523
Yes, as a matter of fact she is.
372
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,900
I guess you're both gonna have
to learn to live with it.
373
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,902
She's here one day,
and everybody loves her.
374
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,530
I'm here five years,
and nobody gives a damn.
375
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:03,536
By the way, Norm,
why did you want her to stay?
376
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,037
None of your business.
377
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,373
Why did you want her to stay?
378
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,375
None of your business.
379
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,807
What did you want
to talk about, Woody?
380
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,226
Well, Kelly.
381
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,979
You don't really like this place
all that much, do you?
382
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:33,941
Well, sure, I do.
I love this place. It's keen.
383
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,318
Oh, boy.
384
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,447
Kelly, Cheers is not
such a great place.
385
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,656
What do you mean, Woody?
386
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,784
I mean it's nice on the surface,
387
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,871
but when you get right down to it,
there's a dark side to Cheers.
388
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:47,997
Really?
389
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,168
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.
You're so naive.
390
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,838
Nobody respects anybody here.
391
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,049
They're nice to your face,
but as soon as you turn around,
392
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,926
they're plotting
some way to get rid of you.
393
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,887
And they never do
their own dirty work. No.
394
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,805
No, no, no. They wouldn't stoop to that.
395
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,349
They'd rather use some poor,
innocent farm boy
396
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,517
to carry out their sinister deeds
397
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,853
while they go
prancing off to get a facial!
398
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,355
Well, I'm not doing it anymore. I quit!
399
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,775
Then I quit, too.
400
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,236
Bye, everybody.
401
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:25,451
Man, I knew that I should not
have had Woody fire her.
402
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,994
When am I gonna learn?
403
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,747
You want something done right,
you got to do it yourself...
404
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,460
Be careful walking back here.
405
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,090
- Miss Howe.
- Yes. What do you want?
406
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:44,261
Well, listen, I've had a lot of time
to think since I quit...
407
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,764
And I've done a little growing up.
408
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,141
If you haven't filled
my old position yet,
409
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,810
- I'd like to apply.
- Woody.
410
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:54,939
I know that I'll have to go back
to starting wages...
411
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,482
- Woody.
- ...and lose my seniority.
412
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,150
I know it'll take me a few weeks to...
413
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,445
Woody, just shut up
and get to work. God!
414
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,907
Boy, they sure aren't very nice
to new employees.
415
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,001
Darling, do my eyes deceive me,
416
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,546
or is our little Frederick
actually asleep?
417
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,131
Oh, he is.
418
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:23,676
Where's Sam?
419
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,264
Sam!
420
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:32,601
Over here in the tree,
but I can still see the kid.