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Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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Sorry, Sam.
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I can't fix the jukebox here.
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Got to take it back to
the shop and open her up.
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I'll go get the guys.
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Take it back to the shop,
my foot.
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That's the biggest ploy
in the fix-it racket, Sammy.
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You know they tell you that
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just so they can jack up
the price on you. Trust me.
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All this baby needs
is one swift, good...
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Shop time.
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¶ Making your way
in the world today ¶
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¶ Takes everything you've got ¶
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¶ Taking a break
from all your worries ¶
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¶ Sure would help a lot.
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¶ Wouldn't you like
to get away? ¶
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¶ Sometimes you want to go.
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¶ Where everybody
knows your name ¶
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¶ And they're always
glad you came ¶
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¶ You wanna be
where you can see ¶
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¶ Our troubles
are all the same ¶
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¶ You wanna be where
everybody knows your name ¶
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¶ You wanna go
where people know ¶
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¶ People are all the same.
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¶ You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. ¶
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Well, what are we gonna do
without our jukebox?
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The place won't be the same.
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No jukebox? I feel naked.
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Excuse me.
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Why are you all mourning the
temporary loss of this jukebox?
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I mean, you never play it.
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No, no, no, Fras, the point is,
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it's the perfect height
to lean on.
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Take a look at what it does
to the line of my body there.
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Perfect pick-up pose, man.
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Hi.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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I'm just demonstrating.
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I'll talk to you later.
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All right, Sam.
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But you never play it.
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Frasier, I never
play Vera either,
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but I'd miss her if a couple
guys wheeled her out of here
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on a refrigerator dolly.
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Sam, I should have her back in
a week, good as new. A week?
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How can we live without
our juke for a week?
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Now, don't you have
a loaner or something?
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I'm all out of jukeboxes.
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How about a cigarette machine?
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Naw, we'd never use that.
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You never use the jukebox!
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Hey, if you want, I could
loan you a karaoke machine.
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What's a karaoke machine?
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Walter.
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May I?
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You see, a karaoke
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machine is a self-contained,
uh, musical gizmo
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of Oriental origin,
much like yourself.
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You know, it plays the, uh,
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well, the background
accompaniment to popular songs
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so that shower crooners
like myself can sing along.
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Oh, Clavin,
I didn't know you did that.
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I'm amazed.
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That I sing?
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No, that you shower.
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By the way,
your singing stinks, too.
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Hey, you guys.
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Look what it says here
on my limerick-a-day calendar.
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Ohh, let me guess.
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"There was an old maid
named Becks
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who went a long time
without sex."
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Carla, why does your humor
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always have to be at
someone else's expense?
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That's what makes me laugh.
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Well, for those of you
who do care,
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Robin gets out of
prison on Monday.
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Oh...
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well, that's great, great.
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But aren't you kind of
forgetting something important?
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No, no, no. No, I remember,
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I r... we won't have any money.
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We'll have to start all over.
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No, no, no, no,
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the limerick, read the limerick.
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I cannot believe you guys
are more interested
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in some stupid rhyme
than in my happiness.
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Well, it's certainly not true
in my case, Ms. Howe.
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Well, thank you, Woody.
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I'm interested in both equally.
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Boy, she saw right through me.
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I'm dying to hear that limerick.
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Here we go, Sam...
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The karaoke machine
and some song
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catalogs to go along with it.
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Oh, great.
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Just what we need...
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A loud, abrasive
noise-making machine.
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Fras, come on,
don't pick on something
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that can't defend itself.
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Thank you, Norm.
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Well, perhaps I passed judgment
too quickly here.
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This may have some merit in it.
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It's filled with old standards.
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It's got, uh,
"Someone to Watch Over Me,".
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"All of Me,"
"You Made Me Love You."
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¶ Lollipop, lollipop,
oh, lolli-lolli-lolli ¶
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¶ Lollipop, lollipop, oh,
lolli-lolli-lolli, lollipop ¶
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¶ Bah-dum-dum-dum.
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¶ Lollipop, lollipop.
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¶ Oh, lolli-lolli-lolli,
lollipop ¶
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Normie, Normie, how does,
how does this song end?
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I don't know.
I think it just kind of
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keeps going till
one of us drops.
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¶ Bah-dum-dum-dum.
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¶ Lollipop, lollipop, oh,
lolli-lolli-lolli, lollipop ¶
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Oh, please!
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¶ Lolli-lolli-lolli.
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This is the silliest,
dopiest display
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we've ever witnessed.
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And if you want to make a pop,
you do it like this.
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I've got a delivery
for a Ms. Rebecca Howe?
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I'm Rebecca Howe.
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Here you go.
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And here you go.
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Oh, a shiny quarter.
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Jeepers, this'll pay
for my sister's operation.
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Look at this.
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A single white rose.
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I wonder what this means.
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Well, if it means the same
thing it does in my family,
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you'd better have Clavin
start your car tonight.
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It's from Robin.
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"Dear Rebecca,
I'll be free on Monday.
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"If you're free as well,
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would you care to join me
in holy matrimony?"
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Oh, my God.
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This is a proposal!
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In three days,
I'm gonna be Mrs. Robin Colcord.
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Yeah, that is a cause
for a special celebration.
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Woody, I think I'll have a beer.
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Well, congratulations, Ms. Howe.
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I mean, gosh, you know
I may not be
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the most inarticulate guy
in the world, but...
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Wait, wait, wait,
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don't you mean articulate?
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Well, isn't it the same thing
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like flammable and inflammable?
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Boy, I learned that one
the hard way.
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Honey, I think this is great.
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There's something
you ought to know
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before you get married.
What is that?
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I have this strict policy
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about going to bed
with married women.
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So this weekend is
your absolute last chance
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to have me again.
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I don't think so, Sam.
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All right. All right.
Stupid policy.
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Uh, how about the weekend
after that?
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No. Come on.
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Lilith, I can't believe
you did this.
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Nobody's ever thrown a party
like this for me before.
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Turnabout is fair play.
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You gave me my bridal shower
three years ago.
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Oh, yeah, but Lilith,
I just threw that together.
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I really didn't put any thought
into it at all.
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That would explain the napkins
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that said, "Mazel tov,
Si and Effie Kupperman."
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I got a break on those
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when Si Kupperman skipped town
with his secretary.
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How lucky for me.
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Boy, these Mylar balloons
are a public hazard.
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What do you mean?
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Well, Mylar is a form
of metal, Paul,
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and if you release these things
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they get caught up
in the high-tension wires;
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they cause an arc,
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sending a shower of sparks
all over the place,
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and it... hey, it could
put out the lights
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of a whole city block.
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All right.
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Gentlemen.
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If I may, I would like
to propose a toast
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to the woman of the hour,
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the reason we're all gathered
here at this wonderful party.
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To a very special lady,
who, I must say,
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has a glow tonight
like I've never seen before.
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Thank you, Frasier.
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Oh, pipe down.
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I've gotta finish this toast
to Lilith
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or she'll kill me.
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To Lilith.
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I'd just like to say, it's a
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really beautiful day.
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And this is a really
nice party and...
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if I'm ever lucky
enough to be married,
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I hope it's to someone
just like you.
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To Lilith.
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This is more attention
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than I got at my own shower.
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Well I'd like to make a toast
to the bride-to-be.
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Mmm? Yep.
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Uh...
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I'd just like to say
that, uh, you know,
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when, when you and Robin
first got together,
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none of us thought that a match
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between a billionaire
tycoon and a, you...
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you know, would work out.
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But, uh, this is
just great, honey.
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I, I wish the two of you, uh,
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happiness forever and ever.
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That's very sweet, Sam.
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Hey. Hey.
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And I want to make a toast, too.
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To you, and all you guys
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in the bar,
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you really stood by me,
and I love you all.
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To us. Oh, thank you.
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She didn't mention my name.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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I'd like to make another toast.
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She's going to bail herself out.
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To Robin. Robin.
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Strike two.
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait. One more.
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I feel like I'm leaving
somebody out.
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Here we go.
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To me, and to my happiness.
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Okay, Frasier. That's it.
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Get your coat.
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And of course to Lilith.
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Oh, Rebecca, you didn't have to.
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Frasier, put your coat down.
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We're not going anywhere.
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Okay, everybody,
uh, give me your attention.
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A couple of the guys
have put together
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a song for the future
Mrs. Colcord.
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Hit it.
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¶ Lollipop, lollipop.
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¶ Oh, lolli-lolli-lolli.
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¶ Lollipop, lollipop,
oh, lolli-lolli-lolli ¶
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¶ Lollipop, lollipop.
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¶ Oh, lolli-lolli... Excuse me.
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Paul, shut that thing off.
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My wife is throwing
a lovely shower here.
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The least you can do is
show a little respect.
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Aw, Fras, we're just giving
a gift of music here.
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Some gift.
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And singing with those stupid
voices an even stupider song.
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What's, what is that song even
supposed to mean anyway?
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Well, it's, uh,
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it's about this girl and, uh...
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Lollipop.
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All right, if you must sing,
why don't you sing
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something a little more
appropriate to the occasion?
255
00:10:47,624 --> 00:10:49,824
Now, look, here's...
here's a lovely song:
256
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"Isn't It Romantic?"
257
00:10:51,824 --> 00:10:53,524
Yeah, it's kind of slow,
isn't it?
258
00:10:53,624 --> 00:10:55,900
Yeah, you don't get to make
any funny noises in it either.
259
00:10:55,924 --> 00:10:56,824
Yeah, really.
260
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,323
He calls that a classic.
261
00:10:59,324 --> 00:11:00,564
Well, of course it's a classic.
262
00:11:00,624 --> 00:11:01,824
It has a, a rare beauty.
263
00:11:01,924 --> 00:11:03,124
It's a... Yeah.
264
00:11:03,224 --> 00:11:04,224
A haunting imagery,
265
00:11:04,324 --> 00:11:06,323
an enchanting melody. Oh, yeah.
266
00:11:06,324 --> 00:11:10,023
Excuse me, and it goes, Paul,
267
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something like this.
268
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¶
269
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¶ Isn't it romantic? ¶
270
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¶ Music in the night.
271
00:11:26,324 --> 00:11:31,324
¶ A dream that can be heard.
272
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:36,124
¶ Isn't it romantic ¶
273
00:11:36,224 --> 00:11:44,224
¶ Moving shadows paint
the oldest magic word ¶
274
00:11:46,025 --> 00:11:51,725
¶ I hear the breezes playing.
275
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¶ In the trees above...
276
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You're right, Fras.
277
00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:00,925
It is a lovely song
when sung properly.
278
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Killjoy.
279
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,825
Boy, that's lovely, isn't it?
280
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Yes.
281
00:12:12,325 --> 00:12:13,525
This is great "champlagne."
282
00:12:15,225 --> 00:12:17,625
Did you hear me?
I said "champlagne."
283
00:12:17,725 --> 00:12:19,825
I meant to say "champlagne."
284
00:12:22,025 --> 00:12:23,325
I said it again!
285
00:12:24,725 --> 00:12:26,625
I think maybe you've had enough.
286
00:12:26,725 --> 00:12:29,025
No, no, no, no,
I want to make a toast.
287
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:31,125
Please?
288
00:12:31,225 --> 00:12:32,625
To "champlagne"!
289
00:12:33,825 --> 00:12:35,425
No, no, no, I'm kidding.
290
00:12:36,525 --> 00:12:39,426
To my sweet baby, Robin.
291
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,625
We may not have much,
but we have each other.
292
00:12:42,626 --> 00:12:44,226
Then you don't have much.
293
00:12:47,126 --> 00:12:48,925
Hit me again, Sam.
294
00:12:48,926 --> 00:12:50,625
Oh, no, I think you've
definitely had enough.
295
00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:52,126
Sam, I'm toasting!
296
00:12:52,226 --> 00:12:54,126
You... no, you're
toasted plenty.
297
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,025
Sam, I'm not through toasting.
298
00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,525
I want to toast love and...
I want to toast commitment!
299
00:13:00,526 --> 00:13:03,125
And I want to make a
toast to my whole...
300
00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:06,326
stupid, stupid life!
301
00:13:07,626 --> 00:13:09,426
¶ Isn't it romantic ¶
302
00:13:09,526 --> 00:13:11,425
¶ Merely to be young...
303
00:13:11,426 --> 00:13:14,225
Shut up and leave me alone!
304
00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:15,726
Hey, would you
cut me some slack?
305
00:13:15,826 --> 00:13:17,326
I've had no formal training!
306
00:13:42,098 --> 00:13:43,498
¶ Hey, there.
307
00:13:43,598 --> 00:13:45,097
Who?
308
00:13:45,098 --> 00:13:48,298
¶ You, with the stars
in your eyes ¶
309
00:13:48,398 --> 00:13:50,397
Are you talking to me?
310
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¶ Love never made
a fool of you... ¶
311
00:13:54,298 --> 00:13:56,697
Frasier, it's been two days.
312
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I think it's time you stopped.
313
00:13:58,798 --> 00:14:00,898
In the middle of my salute
to Adler and Ross?
314
00:14:00,998 --> 00:14:02,098
I think not.
315
00:14:03,698 --> 00:14:06,297
¶ Hey, there.
316
00:14:06,298 --> 00:14:08,697
¶ You on that high-flying... ¶
317
00:14:08,698 --> 00:14:10,398
It's a dangerous combination:
318
00:14:10,498 --> 00:14:13,798
a karaoke machine
and an obsessive personality
319
00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:16,498
whose parents used to play
Broadway cast albums
320
00:14:16,598 --> 00:14:18,498
to drown out their lovemaking.
321
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,497
Still can't get
a hold of Miss Howe?
322
00:14:27,498 --> 00:14:29,397
No. It's been busy for hours.
323
00:14:29,398 --> 00:14:31,298
Well, she is getting married
tomorrow.
324
00:14:31,398 --> 00:14:32,798
She probably had a lot to do.
325
00:14:32,898 --> 00:14:35,498
Maybe... find something to wear.
326
00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:39,698
Yes. It's not like Si and Effie
Kupperman left her a wedding gown.
327
00:14:46,699 --> 00:14:49,999
She hasn't been here
for two whole days.
328
00:14:50,099 --> 00:14:52,799
Do you... do you think I
ought to go see her, Lilith?
329
00:14:52,899 --> 00:14:56,399
I'm going to tell you
what I tell all my patients:
330
00:14:56,499 --> 00:14:58,598
"What do you think?"
331
00:14:58,599 --> 00:14:59,798
They pay you for that?
332
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,699
What do you think?
333
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,899
Oh, I don't... I don't think
she wants to talk to me.
334
00:15:06,999 --> 00:15:10,398
Wh-Why, why don't you go over
and see how she's doing, Carla.
335
00:15:10,399 --> 00:15:11,799
Yeah, great, I'll do that!
336
00:15:11,899 --> 00:15:13,099
And while I'm there,
337
00:15:13,199 --> 00:15:15,798
you can take my kids
to go see Smurfs on Ice.
338
00:15:15,799 --> 00:15:17,399
All right.
339
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,399
I'll go see her.
340
00:15:21,399 --> 00:15:24,199
Woody, lock up for me,
would you, buddy?
341
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,498
All right. Everybody out!
342
00:15:26,499 --> 00:15:28,098
Closing up!
343
00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:29,399
Woody!
344
00:15:29,499 --> 00:15:31,799
Not now. Closing time.
345
00:15:31,899 --> 00:15:33,399
Could you be more specific, Sam?
346
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,099
I'm not a mind reader.
347
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,100
Hold your horsies.
348
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,200
Here I come.
349
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,200
Ow! Oh!
350
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,799
Oh, well.
351
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,600
You're not the pizza boy...
352
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,300
but you're cute.
353
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,600
Ooh!
354
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,500
How do you see anything in here?
355
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,000
Oh, let me just
open those drapes
356
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,000
and let in a little light, okay?
357
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,900
Why don't I, uh,
turn on a lamp here, huh?
358
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,200
Come on, honey.
359
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,800
Click.
360
00:16:45,401 --> 00:16:47,100
Boy, you're not going to get
361
00:16:47,101 --> 00:16:49,601
your security deposit back here.
362
00:16:52,601 --> 00:16:54,001
You drinking again?
363
00:16:55,001 --> 00:16:56,001
Certainly not.
364
00:16:56,101 --> 00:16:57,301
I never stopped.
365
00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:00,300
There.
366
00:17:00,301 --> 00:17:02,101
Now I stopped.
367
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:05,501
Now I'm drinking again.
368
00:17:09,201 --> 00:17:11,401
So...
369
00:17:11,501 --> 00:17:13,601
You want to talk?
370
00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:15,701
Is this about getting married
tomorrow?
371
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,501
You gettin' cold feet?
372
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:18,900
Certainly not.
373
00:17:18,901 --> 00:17:21,200
I am perfectly prepared
to marry Robin
374
00:17:21,201 --> 00:17:24,501
and spend the rest of my life
with him.
375
00:17:24,601 --> 00:17:28,201
I'm just not particularly
looking forward to it.
376
00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:35,700
You know, I don't get that.
377
00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:38,600
You know, all you've
done the last two years
378
00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:41,001
is talk about getting
married to this guy.
379
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,901
Yeah, well, I'll tell you,
380
00:17:42,902 --> 00:17:45,302
it is one thing...
381
00:17:45,402 --> 00:17:49,201
to love somebody
who's serving time for you.
382
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:53,002
It's another thing
serving time with them.
383
00:17:56,902 --> 00:18:00,002
Sam, I haven't even begun,
you know, to taste life.
384
00:18:00,102 --> 00:18:03,001
I mean, I just discovered
385
00:18:03,002 --> 00:18:05,302
this drinking thing.
386
00:18:08,002 --> 00:18:09,902
Sweetheart...
387
00:18:10,002 --> 00:18:12,102
I can understand the temptation.
388
00:18:12,202 --> 00:18:17,202
I mean, after all, I'm
a recovering alcoholic.
389
00:18:17,302 --> 00:18:20,201
I'm just not ready
for commitment yet.
390
00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:22,101
Well, doubt's
part of any relationship.
391
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,802
I mean, look at me:
I-I was divorced.
392
00:18:24,902 --> 00:18:26,802
You know,
I drink for a couple of days,
393
00:18:26,902 --> 00:18:29,002
and you were an alcoholic.
394
00:18:29,102 --> 00:18:31,101
I have a little bit of trouble
with a relationship,
395
00:18:31,102 --> 00:18:33,202
and you were divorced.
396
00:18:33,302 --> 00:18:36,902
Do you retain water in the
middle of the month, too, Sam?
397
00:18:43,703 --> 00:18:46,503
Look, I'm just
trying to help you.
398
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,103
I mean, everybody gets cold feet
399
00:18:48,203 --> 00:18:49,523
when they're about
to get married,
400
00:18:49,603 --> 00:18:52,602
but it's a pretty weeny
reason to start drinking.
401
00:18:52,603 --> 00:18:54,302
Why did you start drinking?
402
00:18:54,303 --> 00:18:56,503
I lost my curveball.
403
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:01,903
I am not drinking
because I have cold feet.
404
00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:07,402
I am drinking because
I don't know if I love Robin.
405
00:19:07,403 --> 00:19:09,602
Oh, wow.
406
00:19:09,603 --> 00:19:11,703
Do you think maybe you don't?
407
00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:14,703
I don't know.
408
00:19:14,803 --> 00:19:19,202
I just wish I had a little bit
more time, you know, to decide.
409
00:19:19,203 --> 00:19:21,203
You don't think
there's any chance that
410
00:19:21,303 --> 00:19:23,603
that, um, parole board
could keep him in prison
411
00:19:23,703 --> 00:19:26,403
just a little while longer?
412
00:19:27,403 --> 00:19:29,402
Listen, listen, listen.
413
00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:32,202
If you don't love the guy, why
don't you just back out of this?
414
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:35,203
Oh, I'm supposed to tell
the richest man in the world
415
00:19:35,303 --> 00:19:37,403
that I don't want to marry him?
416
00:19:37,503 --> 00:19:39,303
No, he's not rich
anymore, remember?
417
00:19:39,403 --> 00:19:40,602
That's right.
418
00:19:40,603 --> 00:19:42,404
What's his number?
419
00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:46,504
Come on. Come on. Stop that.
420
00:19:46,604 --> 00:19:48,003
I'm being serious here.
421
00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:49,404
I am being serious, too, Sam.
422
00:19:49,504 --> 00:19:53,104
It's just that
I can't stop remembering.
423
00:19:53,204 --> 00:19:57,303
I can't stop remembering
that one time...
424
00:19:57,304 --> 00:19:59,403
in my life...
425
00:19:59,404 --> 00:20:02,404
it was just so exciting.
426
00:20:02,504 --> 00:20:03,603
Oh, boy.
427
00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,703
I know where this is going.
428
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,204
Oh, God, I loved it, Sam.
429
00:20:07,304 --> 00:20:08,804
Honey...
430
00:20:08,904 --> 00:20:12,504
It was just so thrilling,
and it was magical, you know?
431
00:20:12,604 --> 00:20:14,304
I know, I know.
432
00:20:14,404 --> 00:20:18,903
And like every single nerve
in my body was alive,
433
00:20:18,904 --> 00:20:21,404
and I was glowing.
434
00:20:21,504 --> 00:20:24,204
God, it was like
the first time in my life
435
00:20:24,304 --> 00:20:26,504
I was one with another being.
436
00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:30,104
Once you have that,
you just don't forget.
437
00:20:30,204 --> 00:20:32,503
I'll never forget the night
we made love.
438
00:20:32,504 --> 00:20:34,104
I'm talking about when I was ten
439
00:20:34,204 --> 00:20:36,804
and won first prize
in that horse show.
440
00:20:41,204 --> 00:20:44,905
You know, but that sex deal
was good with you, too.
441
00:20:47,905 --> 00:20:51,905
I mean, even having sex with you
is better than Robin.
442
00:20:52,005 --> 00:20:53,505
Even that, huh?
443
00:21:00,305 --> 00:21:04,604
So that's it... isn't it?
444
00:21:04,605 --> 00:21:06,705
I don't want to marry Robin.
445
00:21:08,605 --> 00:21:13,505
Well, I guess I won't be needing
this anymore.
446
00:21:23,005 --> 00:21:25,305
Right now...
447
00:21:25,405 --> 00:21:27,505
I made my decision.
448
00:21:27,605 --> 00:21:30,704
Robin is history.
449
00:21:30,705 --> 00:21:32,405
There.
450
00:21:34,105 --> 00:21:35,905
It feels good.
451
00:21:36,005 --> 00:21:38,104
All right. Yeah.
452
00:21:38,105 --> 00:21:39,205
Let's celebrate.
453
00:21:41,405 --> 00:21:43,806
No, no, we don't
need to do that.
454
00:21:43,906 --> 00:21:45,506
Yeah, you're right.
455
00:21:45,606 --> 00:21:46,606
You're right.
456
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,906
There is a better way
to celebrate, Sam.
457
00:21:50,506 --> 00:21:53,406
Drop your pants.
458
00:21:55,406 --> 00:21:56,806
What?
459
00:21:56,906 --> 00:21:58,305
You heard me, buddy.
460
00:21:58,306 --> 00:22:01,506
I... want... you.
461
00:22:01,606 --> 00:22:03,005
Oh, no.
462
00:22:03,006 --> 00:22:05,306
Sweet... sweetheart,
we-we can't do this.
463
00:22:05,406 --> 00:22:06,506
Oh, yes, we can, Sam.
464
00:22:06,606 --> 00:22:08,406
The train is pulling
into the station.
465
00:22:08,506 --> 00:22:10,005
No, no... All aboard.
466
00:22:10,006 --> 00:22:13,506
Whoo, whoo.
467
00:22:13,606 --> 00:22:15,506
I'm sorry, I-I won't do this.
468
00:22:15,606 --> 00:22:17,105
Why?
469
00:22:17,106 --> 00:22:18,905
Well, first of all,
470
00:22:18,906 --> 00:22:21,505
you've been drinking
a little bit and...
471
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:22,905
you know, a gentleman has rules.
472
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:26,806
And second, you're kind
of repulsive right now.
473
00:22:37,006 --> 00:22:39,006
You can't take it?
474
00:22:44,207 --> 00:22:45,907
I'm gonna go home.
475
00:22:46,007 --> 00:22:48,307
No, Sam, Sam, we have all night.
476
00:22:48,407 --> 00:22:50,007
¶ We've got tonight ¶
477
00:22:51,207 --> 00:22:53,907
¶ Who needs tomorrow?
478
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,907
¶ Let's make it last, babe ¶
479
00:22:59,007 --> 00:23:02,207
¶ Let's fi... nd ¶
480
00:23:02,307 --> 00:23:05,607
¶ The way.
481
00:23:09,807 --> 00:23:11,707
Sam Malone...
482
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,206
I want you to get ready...
483
00:23:14,207 --> 00:23:17,307
for the most exciting night
484
00:23:17,407 --> 00:23:19,507
of your life.