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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Sam.
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Sorry, they were out of beer
nuts and pretzels at the store,
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but guess what I got?
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Choco Puffs.
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Hey-hey. Hey, all right.
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Haven't had these
since I was a kid.
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Hey, look at this.
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Uh, "90% real sugar,
ten percent animal fat."
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God bless America, huh?
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I always liked eating mine
straight from the box.
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They still have prizes
in these things?
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Boy, I hope so.
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I remember when I was a kid,
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I got one of those lick-
and-stick tattoo books.
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Never wore them though.
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Felt pretty silly, huh?
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No, I'm just waiting
for a special occasion.
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Yep, I got a prize.
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Me, too. Dumb BB game.
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Yeah, I got one of those
cheap plastic rings.
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Oh, great, another tattoo book.
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Let's see what Cliffie got.
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Hey, Cliffie got skunked.
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Oh, Mr. Clavin got the whistle.
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¶ Making your way
in the world today ¶
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¶ Takes everything you've got ¶
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¶ Taking a break
from all your worries ¶
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¶ Sure would help a lot.
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¶ Wouldn't you like
to get away? ¶
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¶ Sometimes you want to go.
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¶ Where everybody
knows your name ¶
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¶ And they're always
glad you came ¶
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¶ You wanna be
where you can see ¶
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¶ Our troubles
are all the same ¶
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¶ You wanna be where
everybody knows your name ¶
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¶ You wanna go
where people know ¶
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¶ People are all the same.
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¶ You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. ¶
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How's your throat
doing there, Cliffie?
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It's still a little sore, Sam.
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Oh, well,
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here's something we
used to do in my family.
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Ah! Ah!
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You did that for sore throats?
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No.
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Sam...
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What...?
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My hatcheck girl is missing
from her post.
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You haven't perchance seen her?
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What's that supposed to mean?
Every time something goes wrong
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in your restaurant
it's my fault?
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Like I'm the one who's supposed
to keep track
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of all your employees?
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You know,
that really ticks me off.
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Sam, I can't get the sofa bed
to fold back up.
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Miss Kenderson.
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For the three weeks
you've been in my employ
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as a hatcheck girl, you've spent
most of your time downstairs.
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Today, as luck would have it,
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we actually had a customer
with a hat.
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And where were you?
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Taking a break.
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It wasn't your break time.
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It was mine.
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Miss Kenderson,
you're terminated.
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Get your things and clear out.
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Fine.
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Sam, in the future,
I'd appreciate you
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keeping your hands off
my hatcheck girls.
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You know,
it's your own stupid fault.
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I mean, I wouldn't touch
your hatcheck girls
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if you'd hire some waitresses.
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Hello, all.
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Happy birthday, Dr. Crane.
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Why, thank you, Woody.
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How did you know?
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Well, you left your wallet here
last night,
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so I was looking through it
to find out whose it was.
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Are you really gonna donate
your internal organs
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in case of accident?
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They take them before
you die, you know.
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Yeah, my uncle was just
in a fender bender.
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They chased him half
way down the block.
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Well, thank you
for sharing that with me
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on my, uh, special day.
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So, you got some
big plans, here?
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Oh, nothing much.
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I've never been one of those
who tend to make a big brouhaha.
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As my mother always used
to tell me,
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"Don't get excited.
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It's just another day
of the year."
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You're kidding me, you never had
parties when you were a kid?
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Friends over? Cakes? Ice cream?
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No.
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Well, once I had a... a bran
muffin with a pat of oleo.
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Hey, you know something,
hey, I got an idea.
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Let's throw Frasier
a party here, huh?
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You know, the bash that he
never had, what do you say?
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Yeah. Great idea.
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
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What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
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Another layer
for the winter, Wood.
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Hey, Norm, did you hear?
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We're gonna have a big,
uh, birthday bash there
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for Doc Fras. Yeah, great.
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Hey, it'll be exciting,
Mr. Peterson.
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We're gonna have
cake and ice cream.
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Yeah, we can go crazy and order
from Pizza-Pizza-Pizza-Pizza.
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Oh, what do they serve there?
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Pizza, you dweeb.
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You don't have to
bite my head off.
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I've never been there before.
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I don't know, guys.
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I'm just not in the
mood for a party.
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I got some bad news. What?
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Vera lost her job.
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Her, too, huh?
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Boy, this recession
is hitting everybody.
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Well, they should have gone
for the gold
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and gotten the security
of a government job.
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Yeah, I'll tell you,
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I could spit on that mail
and chuck it down the sewer,
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and they couldn't fire me.
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How do you know
that, Mr. Clavin?
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I-I don't.
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How about those Celtics, huh?
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It's too bad, man,
about Vera losing her job.
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Yeah.
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We have, like, no money
coming in at all.
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If something doesn't happen
soon, I may have to find a job.
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You gonna work, Norm?
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I mean for Vera.
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"You gonna work, Norm?"
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Hi, guys.
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Oh, Rebecca, there you are.
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I've been looking everywhere
for you.
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What are you talking about?
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You're just sitting there
on your bar stool.
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I know.
This is where I look from.
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So what do you need, Norm?
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Well, it's Vera.
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She was, uh, laid off
down at the travel agency.
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Oh, so you want me to see if I
can use my corporate connections
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to get her another job?
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No.
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You want me to help her out
with some professional resume?
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Well, no.
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What do you want, Norm?
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Well, you see,
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Vera ripped off a bunch of these
frequent flyer vouchers.
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And I was wondering if I could
trade them in for free beers.
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What? What?
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Okay, somebody's got to
go get all this stuff.
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I want ice cream,
balloons, decorations...
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I nominate Frasier.
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I second. All in favor.
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Aye!
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You guys are the greatest.
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Let the party begin.
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The birthday boy is here,
and I've got the balloons.
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Hey, congratulations, Frasier,
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on a job well done.
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Well, thank you very much.
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I'll, uh, be right back, Sam.
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Ah... I love birthdays.
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Hey.
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Isn't that that French guy
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who's trying to steal
Woody's girlfriend?
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Ah, yeah, what a slimebag.
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Yeah, the man's got
the morals of a snake.
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I can believe he'd
show his face in here.
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Hello, fellows.
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Hey. Hey, Henri,
how're you doing?
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Ah, Woody.
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Let's hurry
and take your picture.
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I have plans, huh?
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Oh, yeah, I know.
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You want to steal my girlfriend.
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No. I could never take
Kelly away from you.
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Why, just this morning,
Kelly was telling me
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how much she loves you.
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Really? Yes.
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It got so annoying, I almost had
to kick her out of the shower.
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Is that a joke?
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Ah! But of course.
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Are you ready?
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Yeah, I-I just shaved.
How's my face look?
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Mm, as smooth as your girlfriend
Kelly's bottom.
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Is that a joke?
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But of course it is.
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You have to shave much closer.
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Where is this, uh, this,
uh, American sense of humor
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I've heard so much about?
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Uh, bring me a soda
and pay for it, Woody.
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Woody,
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you don't even like this man.
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He's been bothering you
ever since
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he followed your girlfriend
back from Paris.
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And now you're paying him
to photograph you?
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Well, he just borrows
money from me anyway.
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This way I don't have to worry
about him paying me back.
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It's good you worked
that out, Woody.
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Yeah, besides, this is the first
formal picture I've had taken
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since my high school yearbook.
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I hated that one.
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Darned cowlick.
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Oh, yeah, when your hair
all stands up like that?
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Uh-uh.
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Sam?
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A thought occurs.
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Mmm?
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I always have such trouble
trying to figure out
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what to get Frasier for his birthday.
Mm-hmm.
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Do you think perhaps
he'd like a photograph of me?
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Why?
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I mean...
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Of course he would.
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Why would any man not want
a picture of his wife?
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I agree.
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A picture of you
is what every man wants.
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May I have the honor
of taking it?
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Well, perhaps.
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But I must warn you.
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I've had bad luck
with photographers.
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It seems they always
overexpose the film,
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and I come out looking
white as a ghost.
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Oh.
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I could put roses
in your cheeks.
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And then afterward, maybe
I could photograph you.
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Why don't you come this way?
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Uh, what do you think you
would like to be wearing?
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Uh... an evening gown?
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A black lace teddy?
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My strong male hands?
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I wasn't thinking of anything
like that.
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Oh, come on, Lil, loosen up.
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Let him snap you
in some lingerie.
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Guys love dirty pictures
of their babes.
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Hey, Nick always used
to take them of me
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until one time I smashed
his camera and broke his nose.
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Oh, you got in a fight, huh?
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No, fell off the monkey bars.
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Thank you, Carla.
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Uh, I was thinking more
of a photograph of me
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he could put in his office.
Mm-hmm.
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A nice formal portrait.
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Ah, with just a hint of
smoldering sensuality
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dancing behind your eyes.
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Well, that goes without saying.
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Well, uh, let's just take
a few test shots, uh?
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Just to, uh, loosen you up
before we go back to the studio?
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Okay.
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Hey, I thought you were here
to take my picture.
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And I thought I ordered a soda.
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You got a point there.
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Okay, okay.
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Good. Serious.
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00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:38,916
Happy. Seductive.
261
00:11:39,017 --> 00:11:41,117
Angry. Playful.
262
00:11:43,118 --> 00:11:45,118
Have you ever modeled
professionally?
263
00:11:46,018 --> 00:11:47,819
Goodness no.
264
00:11:47,919 --> 00:11:50,920
Oh, I know you're lying.
265
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,619
Come, let's go back
to the studio.
266
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,221
Tres bien.
267
00:11:54,321 --> 00:11:55,921
Como?
268
00:11:56,021 --> 00:11:58,122
You said, "Let's go back
to the studio,"
269
00:11:58,222 --> 00:11:59,722
and I said, "Tres bien."
270
00:11:59,822 --> 00:12:02,622
No, I'm sorry,
I don't understand this.
271
00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:03,723
Tres bien.
272
00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:06,524
Ah, oh, "Tres bien"!
273
00:12:07,824 --> 00:12:09,724
I see I'm going
to have to teach you
274
00:12:09,725 --> 00:12:11,225
the French tongue.
275
00:12:16,426 --> 00:12:18,926
Hey, Henri, I have your soda.
276
00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:21,028
Henri?
277
00:12:21,128 --> 00:12:22,328
Woody, he left.
278
00:12:23,928 --> 00:12:26,029
Well, all right,
then I'll just drink his soda.
279
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,330
No, I can't do that.
280
00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:31,530
That would be wrong.
281
00:12:32,831 --> 00:12:34,631
Hi, guys.
282
00:12:34,731 --> 00:12:36,532
Rebecca!
283
00:12:36,732 --> 00:12:37,831
How did it go with Vera?
284
00:12:37,832 --> 00:12:39,231
It went great. I just love her.
285
00:12:39,232 --> 00:12:40,333
And guess what?
286
00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:42,433
I think I landed her
a pretty good job.
287
00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:44,534
You're joking. No, no, I
still have the touch.
288
00:12:44,634 --> 00:12:46,410
I helped her with her resume.
Where is she working?
289
00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:48,211
Then I got her prepped for the interview.
Where's she working?
290
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,835
I even loaned her
my lucky scarf.
291
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,636
Yeah, but where is she working?
292
00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,635
Norm!
293
00:12:53,636 --> 00:12:55,637
Vera!
294
00:12:58,538 --> 00:13:00,638
What are you doing up there?
295
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,339
Check your hat, Mister?
296
00:13:12,941 --> 00:13:15,442
I'll, uh, I'll be right back.
297
00:13:27,615 --> 00:13:29,216
Hey, Norm, we need you.
298
00:13:29,316 --> 00:13:30,992
Pete just hit a bull's-eye
and doubled off.
299
00:13:31,016 --> 00:13:33,417
You're our last hope.
300
00:13:33,517 --> 00:13:35,417
Norm?
301
00:13:36,518 --> 00:13:38,418
Norm?
302
00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:43,319
She's up there.
303
00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:47,120
What?
304
00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:48,820
Listen.
305
00:13:48,821 --> 00:13:50,821
You hear that?
306
00:13:50,921 --> 00:13:52,521
Hear what?
307
00:13:52,522 --> 00:13:55,123
Vera.
308
00:13:55,223 --> 00:13:57,623
She's crossing over
to the coffee machine.
309
00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:02,124
No, wait, they could
be moving the piano.
310
00:14:04,525 --> 00:14:07,426
Nah, it's her.
311
00:14:07,526 --> 00:14:10,427
Come on, man. I know that walk.
312
00:14:10,527 --> 00:14:12,826
You can't hear her
all the way up there.
313
00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:14,827
I wish I couldn't,
Sam, believe me,
314
00:14:14,828 --> 00:14:17,729
but that walk is
burned into my brain.
315
00:14:17,829 --> 00:14:19,128
I've heard it in snow boots.
316
00:14:19,129 --> 00:14:20,249
I've heard it in flip-flops.
317
00:14:20,329 --> 00:14:21,530
I've heard it in bare feet.
318
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:23,110
Click-click, click-click,
click-click.
319
00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:30,632
Let the birthday fun begin, Sam!
320
00:14:30,732 --> 00:14:32,533
The balloons have
entered the building.
321
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:35,432
Say, where are the guys?
322
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:36,833
They're in the poolroom.
323
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,233
Oh, jeez, I'm missing
all the fun
324
00:14:38,234 --> 00:14:39,234
at my own birthday party.
325
00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:41,134
Hey, wait up guys!
326
00:14:41,135 --> 00:14:42,335
Hey, be careful back there.
327
00:14:42,435 --> 00:14:43,635
The dart tournament started.
328
00:14:55,539 --> 00:14:57,339
I hate this bar.
329
00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:03,740
Norm, Vera's doing
330
00:15:03,741 --> 00:15:05,141
a really good job up there.
331
00:15:05,241 --> 00:15:07,242
She is just terrific!
332
00:15:07,342 --> 00:15:09,442
And funny! Listen to this.
333
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,442
How many fat guys does it take
to change a lightbulb?
334
00:15:12,443 --> 00:15:13,743
I don't know.
335
00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:16,544
You can't get a fat guy
to change a lightbulb.
336
00:15:17,845 --> 00:15:19,245
You can't even get him
to come home
337
00:15:19,345 --> 00:15:21,846
on Christmas Eve.
338
00:15:28,047 --> 00:15:30,647
Oh, she was telling
some real cute stories
339
00:15:30,648 --> 00:15:32,648
about you, too, Norm.
340
00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:33,925
Hey, why didn't you ever tell us
341
00:15:33,949 --> 00:15:35,448
that your real first name
was Hilary?
342
00:15:35,449 --> 00:15:38,449
Oh, who cares about that?
343
00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:39,450
Hey, guys!
344
00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:41,351
Norm's real first name
is Hilary!
345
00:15:41,451 --> 00:15:44,351
Hey, wait a minute.
346
00:15:44,352 --> 00:15:46,152
Isn't that a girl's name?
347
00:15:47,352 --> 00:15:49,653
Hilary was my grandfather's name
348
00:15:49,753 --> 00:15:51,953
and he once killed a man
who laughed at him.
349
00:15:51,954 --> 00:15:54,053
What, he just up
and killed somebody
350
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,153
for laughing at his name?
351
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,754
Not exactly. He was a surgeon.
352
00:15:57,755 --> 00:15:59,756
He sort of botched an operation.
353
00:16:01,456 --> 00:16:03,556
Norm, you don't have
to be defensive.
354
00:16:03,557 --> 00:16:05,256
I think Hilary's a very
masculine name.
355
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,858
In fact,
356
00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:09,458
I think you ought to have it
monogrammed on your purse.
357
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:17,960
Let the party begin!
358
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:18,761
All right!
359
00:16:18,861 --> 00:16:20,061
You got the balloons, huh?
360
00:16:20,161 --> 00:16:20,861
Well, actually, no.
361
00:16:21,061 --> 00:16:22,162
They were out of balloons.
362
00:16:22,262 --> 00:16:24,162
Fortunately, a colleague
of mine was kind enough
363
00:16:24,262 --> 00:16:27,563
to give me a box
of surgical gloves.
364
00:16:30,664 --> 00:16:32,963
If you can't have a good
time with four dozen
365
00:16:32,964 --> 00:16:35,565
rubber inflated hands,
you're just not trying.
366
00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:41,367
Frasier, I've been
waiting for you.
367
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:44,066
Happy Birthday.
368
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,168
Well, darling, for me?
369
00:16:45,268 --> 00:16:46,568
Now, Frasier,
370
00:16:46,668 --> 00:16:48,267
you know that in the past
371
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,968
some of my birthday
presents to you
372
00:16:49,969 --> 00:16:51,368
have been a little dull.
373
00:16:51,369 --> 00:16:53,770
So, this year, I decided
to try something
374
00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:55,070
a little more adventurous.
375
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:57,371
I thought to myself,
376
00:16:57,471 --> 00:16:58,871
"What would my husband think"
377
00:16:58,971 --> 00:17:01,972
of a provocative photograph
of his demure wife
378
00:17:02,072 --> 00:17:05,772
"stretched out languidly
on a bearskin rug?"
379
00:17:05,773 --> 00:17:06,973
Whoo-hoo!
380
00:17:07,073 --> 00:17:08,674
Lilith, surely you're joking.
381
00:17:08,774 --> 00:17:10,074
I am not.
382
00:17:15,376 --> 00:17:16,876
Whoo!
383
00:17:20,677 --> 00:17:22,378
Well, you're right.
384
00:17:22,478 --> 00:17:24,478
That certainly is
a bearskin rug.
385
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,679
And that is definitely you.
386
00:17:29,779 --> 00:17:31,480
Oh, how erotic.
387
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,580
I guess we'll have
to keep the negatives.
388
00:17:33,581 --> 00:17:35,480
We'd hate to have them
falling into the hands
389
00:17:35,481 --> 00:17:36,981
of Fully Dressed
Woman's Monthly.
390
00:17:39,982 --> 00:17:42,082
Frasier, you're forgetting
what a cheeky monkey I can be.
391
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,782
It's a gag gift.
392
00:17:43,783 --> 00:17:45,184
If you wanted us to gag,
393
00:17:45,284 --> 00:17:46,584
you should have taken a nudie.
394
00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:51,184
Well, you're right, darling.
395
00:17:51,185 --> 00:17:52,285
And it's hilarious.
396
00:17:52,385 --> 00:17:54,486
I'll be sure to put this
right up in my workshop.
397
00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:56,786
You don't have a workshop.
398
00:17:56,787 --> 00:17:58,987
Then I'll put it in the closet.
399
00:18:00,888 --> 00:18:03,488
By the way...
400
00:18:03,588 --> 00:18:04,989
here are the rest
of the photographs
401
00:18:05,089 --> 00:18:06,488
from the session.
402
00:18:06,489 --> 00:18:07,790
Why, Lilith, these are...
403
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:12,391
You, you're practically...
404
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,391
You're only wearing a...
405
00:18:15,692 --> 00:18:17,592
Oh, baby, baby!
406
00:18:21,493 --> 00:18:24,594
Happy birthday, Frasier.
407
00:18:24,694 --> 00:18:26,595
Would you like to go home
and get a better look
408
00:18:26,695 --> 00:18:28,195
at those? I sure would.
409
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,697
Oh, uh, you can come, too.
410
00:18:41,699 --> 00:18:43,299
Well, that's it.
411
00:18:43,399 --> 00:18:44,699
I'm out of here.
412
00:18:44,799 --> 00:18:45,900
"Out of here"?
413
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,400
Norm, it's 9:30.
It's not closing time.
414
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,801
I know.
415
00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:51,401
I'm still leaving.
416
00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:54,101
Oh, well, I'll drive you,
then, okay?
417
00:18:54,102 --> 00:18:55,401
No-no-no, I don't need a ride.
418
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:58,103
I didn't even have any beers.
419
00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:01,504
I hope you're happy, woman.
420
00:19:03,004 --> 00:19:05,505
Look, guys, uh...
421
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:08,306
I can't keep
hanging around here.
422
00:19:08,406 --> 00:19:11,707
Knowing that she's
up there just...
423
00:19:11,807 --> 00:19:14,007
spoils the whole thing for me.
424
00:19:14,107 --> 00:19:16,307
I'll have to find
another bar, I guess.
425
00:19:16,308 --> 00:19:18,008
I don't believe this!
426
00:19:18,108 --> 00:19:20,009
You're just gonna up
and walk out of here?
427
00:19:21,509 --> 00:19:23,810
Oh, I'm gonna say something that
428
00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:25,810
I thought I'd never say, but...
429
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,211
dibs on the first stool!
430
00:19:31,612 --> 00:19:32,612
Hey, come on!
431
00:19:32,712 --> 00:19:34,712
Listen, Cheers wouldn't be
Cheers without you.
432
00:19:34,713 --> 00:19:36,413
You're the reason
why people come here.
433
00:19:36,513 --> 00:19:37,813
Oh, what people?
434
00:19:37,913 --> 00:19:42,015
Well, the delivery man, for one.
435
00:19:48,516 --> 00:19:49,717
She's up there.
436
00:19:49,817 --> 00:19:51,717
She's everywhere.
437
00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:53,418
Is she like multiplying?
438
00:20:00,419 --> 00:20:02,320
Vera?
439
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:03,519
Are you okay?
440
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,521
Norm...
441
00:20:12,023 --> 00:20:14,622
Rebecca, have I thanked you
442
00:20:14,623 --> 00:20:16,324
for sending me
the new hatcheck girl?
443
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,124
No, John, you haven't.
444
00:20:18,224 --> 00:20:19,324
Well, here's why.
445
00:20:19,424 --> 00:20:20,624
She was worse
446
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:22,725
than the last one
and I fired her.
447
00:20:22,825 --> 00:20:25,925
Hey, do you want to tell me
why you fired Vera?
448
00:20:25,926 --> 00:20:28,026
Who are you?
I'm her husband, Norm.
449
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,626
Oh, yes.
450
00:20:29,627 --> 00:20:31,427
I didn't recognize
you without a bar
451
00:20:31,428 --> 00:20:32,728
growing out of your chest.
452
00:20:36,529 --> 00:20:37,929
Well, I fired her
because she wasn't
453
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,230
paying attention to her work.
454
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:40,230
What are you talking about?
455
00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:42,029
She's a very
conscientious worker.
456
00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:44,331
How would you describe a woman
who spends all her time
457
00:20:44,431 --> 00:20:47,132
on her hands and knees looking
through a knothole in the floor?
458
00:20:47,232 --> 00:20:49,332
I knew it!
459
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,632
Yep, there it is!
460
00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:54,234
There it is!
461
00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:56,234
My good man,
you have my sympathy.
462
00:20:56,334 --> 00:20:59,035
To be married to her
must be quite an ordeal.
463
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:01,736
Hey, take that back!
464
00:21:01,836 --> 00:21:03,736
What? Take that back!
465
00:21:03,836 --> 00:21:05,337
You're talking about
the woman I love!
466
00:21:05,437 --> 00:21:07,236
I want you to take that
back before I turn you
467
00:21:07,237 --> 00:21:08,638
into a pretzel!
468
00:21:08,738 --> 00:21:12,639
Well, that's a shape
I'm sure you're familiar with.
469
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,439
I am not kidding!
470
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:15,838
All right, all right.
471
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,840
I take it back. I apologize.
472
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:20,140
All right.
473
00:21:20,141 --> 00:21:22,240
Now just go on back upstairs
474
00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:24,742
before I pound you
into a... a beer nut!
475
00:21:24,842 --> 00:21:27,142
Well, thank you.
I'm tiring of the theme.
476
00:21:31,644 --> 00:21:34,644
Wow! Norm, that was sweet.
477
00:21:34,744 --> 00:21:36,944
You stood up for your wife.
Shh, shh, shh.
478
00:21:36,945 --> 00:21:38,945
No, no, no,
don't be embarrassed.
479
00:21:38,946 --> 00:21:42,146
Everyone didn't see that,
did they?
480
00:21:42,246 --> 00:21:43,747
We saw it.
481
00:21:43,847 --> 00:21:45,447
I took a picture.
482
00:21:46,648 --> 00:21:49,348
Norm, so what if they did?
483
00:21:51,349 --> 00:21:52,549
You're right.
484
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:55,950
Listen, I joke around
a lot, but...
485
00:21:56,050 --> 00:21:58,650
she's all I've got.
486
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,451
I don't know what I'd do
without her.
487
00:22:03,352 --> 00:22:05,253
I love her.
488
00:22:05,353 --> 00:22:08,053
That's sweet.
489
00:22:09,554 --> 00:22:11,254
You know, she's,
490
00:22:11,354 --> 00:22:13,855
she's still up in the
stairwell crying.
491
00:22:13,955 --> 00:22:16,556
Oh, I know. She'll, she'll go
away after a while.
492
00:22:23,557 --> 00:22:25,758
Yeah, there she goes.
493
00:22:25,858 --> 00:22:27,558
You gotta love her!