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Sam, when you were in the back,
one of your women called.

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She said to tell you
that you're a lying piece of garbage

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and she never wants to see you again.

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Did she leave her name?

5
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No, but she did tell me
to add one more thing.

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What's that?

7
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[spits]

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Yeah, that's Patty.

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<i>♪ Making your way in the world today
takes everything you've got. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Taking a break from all your worries,
sure would help a lot. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wouldn't you like to get away? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sometimes you want to go
where everybody knows your name ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And they're always glad you came. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You want to be where you can see
our troubles are all the same. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You want to be where
everybody knows your name. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You want to go where people know,
people are all the same. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ♪</i>

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Your move, Sammy.

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Sam, I'll only ask this once.
If you say no, it's no.

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But I would love to start doing
caricatures of the customers here.

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Caricature is a satirical form of art
that the common man loves.

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It would be a wonderful memento
of our customers' visits here.

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No.

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My art instructor
said I'm an original

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and this would be
an invaluable experience.

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No.

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I'd only do it
during the slow periods

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It wouldn't interfere
with waiting tables.

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- No.
- What do you say? Can I do it?

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- No.
- We'll talk about it later.

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No, we won't talk about this later.
I don't want you to do that.

32
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I'm going to do it anyway.

33
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Well, at least she cleared it
with me first.

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Here you go, Carla.

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- Gin Collins, vodka Collins.
- Thanks. Which one's which?

36
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The gin Collins is in Larry,
the vodka Collins is in Steve.

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- Coach, what are you talking about?
- Larry and Steve.

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- You've named the glasses?
- How else do I know which is which?

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I mean, over here is Pete,
Glen, Fred, Al...

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Not to offend the ladies, we've got
Jeannie, Ginger, Gracie, Sally...

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- How do you tell which one is which?
- To me, they're different.

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Except the Wilson brothers.

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Afternoon, everybody.

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- Norm!
- Norman.

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Gentlemen, start your taps.

46
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- How's it going?
- Not so good.

47
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I missed a digit
in the debit column today.

48
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The boss is now using my butt
for an ashtray.

49
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Norm, would you please
watch your language today?

50
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- Sure. What's the problem?
- Lisa's coming over.

51
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I didn't know that.
It'll be great to see her.

52
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Who is Lisa?

53
00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:07,414
That's the Coach's daughter.
Or is it a martini glass?

54
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- How's she doing?
- She's absolutely wonderful.

55
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She's introducing me to her fiancé.

56
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Great.

57
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You never told me she was engaged.
She said she was married to her work.

58
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Well, like most women, she wants
both. This is the 19... what, '80s?

59
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Come here.

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- Listen, are you alright?
- You see, I never met the fella.

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I'm just hoping
that I can hit it off with him.

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- It's really been bugging me.
- Relax. You're gonna do just fine.

63
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Yeah, I guess I do worry too much.

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Since Lisa's mother died,
she's been my whole life.

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Coach, you did a great job
with Lisa. Don't worry.

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Thanks, Sam.

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Great guy, that Sam.

68
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Why don't you name a glass after him?

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Excuse me, my name is Diane.
I'm the Cheers caricaturist.

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I couldn't help but notice that you
are very much in love with this lady.

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And I have a sketch for you.

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Which one of us is that?

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That's a pretty good caricature.

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Don't toy with my emotions.

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I'm serious.
It looks just like her, I think.

76
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Of course. Yes, excuse me.

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Hello.

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I'm Diane, the Cheers caricaturist.
I have a drawing of you.

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- Let me see.
- Just a minute. Do you have a hobby?

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- Horseback riding.
- Yes, that is fun, isn't it?

81
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Now you may look.

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This is me?

83
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Why am I sitting on a lizard?

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- Daddy!
- Lisa!

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Honey, it's so good to see you.
Everybody, here's my daughter Lisa.

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- Hi, Sam.
- How are you doing?

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- Really good.
- You look good.

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- Thanks.
- This is Diane.

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- Very nice to meet you.
- You also.

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Where's your fiancé?

91
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Roy'll be right in.
He's parking the car.

92
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So, where did you meet the guy?

93
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We both work for the same company.
He's our top salesman.

94
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Good for you. That's great.

95
00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:10,639
Everybody!
This is my daughter's fiancé.

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Let's hear it.

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Darling. Roy,
this is Carla and Diane and Sam.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

99
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And this is my father Ernie.

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- A pleasure to meet you.
- The feeling's ditto.

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- Can I get you a nice cold beer?
- Sure, Pops.

102
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Mind if I smoke?

103
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Listen, cigar smoke bothers me.

104
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I know. It stinks,
but it tastes great.

105
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So, Lisa tells me
you and Sam were in baseball.

106
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- That's right.
- I think it's a dead sport.

107
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They just haven't claimed the body
yet. People need action these days.

108
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What sport do you like?

109
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Female full-contact karate.

110
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Excuse me,
I have to go jump-start my brain.

111
00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,947
Look out for that one.
She could steal my heart.

112
00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:14,453
Cliff, I smell Chinese food.
It's a cigar.

113
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So, you're a salesman
with my daughter's firm?

114
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Yeah. Talk about coincidence.
Lisa's my district manager.

115
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Has my fate in her hands.

116
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I'm working Jersey now, but I'm
moving up to Pennsylvania soon.

117
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I suppose
something could be arranged.

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- What do you sell?
- Suits door-to-door.

119
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Is this one of the suits here?

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- You took the bait, Sam.
- I did?

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Hold this.

122
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I'm wearing an Omni suit right now,
and, man, am I comfortable.

123
00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,669
The best part is its versatility.

124
00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:07,798
This suit comes with two coats,
three pairs of pants and five vests.

125
00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:12,219
The ensemble makes 120 combinations.
Everything from dignified to sporty.

126
00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,763
If you owned one,
you could go from a funeral

127
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,558
to a night on the town
without even going home.

128
00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:21,645
Well, I was trapped
in just that situation Tuesday night.

129
00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:25,107
We're gonna be late
for our dinner reservation.

130
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Sam, you and I happen.

131
00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:32,531
Catch you later.
Let's go put on the feedbags.

132
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,118
We'll be back in a little while.
Daddy, come with us.

133
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:40,038
No, you go ahead, I got something
to do. I'll see you later.

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- Alright, I'll see you later.
- Alright.

135
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You know, I am so glad that
you two finally got a chance to meet.

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<i>Ciao. Do you get it?
We're going to eat and I said ciao.</i>

137
00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,930
<i>Ciao. I'm a funny guy.</i>

138
00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:05,397
Could you cover for me
for a couple of moments?

139
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,692
- Sure. Where are you going?
- To toss my lunch.

140
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,915
Chuck,
how's the job search going?

141
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,167
I got something.
I'm not crazy about it.

142
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,127
I'm a janitor at a biology lab

143
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:31,256
where they do DNA experiments
making mutant viruses.

144
00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:34,635
- Sounds like a good job to me.
- I don't know.

145
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:38,347
Makes me a little nervous,
all that weird stuff floating around.

146
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:41,558
- Don't worry about it.
- Don't sweat it.

147
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,102
They handle all that stuff.

148
00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:46,813
You're right.
Must be getting paranoid.

149
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See you later.

150
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,819
I feel better already. Bye-bye.

151
00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:55,447
- Bye.
- Take care, Chuck.

152
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,705
He used the phone.

153
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,605
The man's a pig.

154
00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,818
I just had dinner with a pig.

155
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:37,573
He's even more disgusting
when he's around food.

156
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:40,242
- That's hard to believe.
- Hard to believe?

157
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:44,288
The last thing I saw, he was pulling
his chair up to a dessert cart.

158
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:49,543
- What will you do about this?
- I gave Lisa everything she wanted.

159
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:53,547
- What can I do?
- You have to tell her how you feel.

160
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:58,093
- I can no longer hold my tongue.
- Want me to do it?

161
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,098
Coach, come here.

162
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:09,688
I'm a daughter myself. Let me
tell you something about my father.

163
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:13,442
My father
is a very wise and learned man,

164
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,694
but he never gave himself a chance

165
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,197
to get to know the boys
I brought home.

166
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:21,491
He would decide he didn't like them
for no better reason

167
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:25,829
than one had bad posture
or another one had facial hair.

168
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:29,208
I'll never forget
when I was foolish enough

169
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,835
to bring home a utopian socialist.

170
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,546
- Oh, my God!
- No!

171
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:40,010
I know, it's unbelievable.
I was a rebel then.

172
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:47,684
The point is, you mustn't make
the mistake of judging too quickly.

173
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:52,731
- Now, call me crazy...
- You are crazy.

174
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:58,612
Very funny. What I am struggling to
say is, call me a bleeding heart...

175
00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:01,073
You're a bleeding heart.

176
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,741
Call me cute as a button.

177
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,286
Fine.

178
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,040
Coach, I'm a humanist.

179
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,042
That means that I have to believe

180
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,546
there's something fine and noble
about every human being.

181
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:19,216
If we haven't found
what's fine and noble about Roy yet,

182
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:22,094
it means that we haven't looked
deeply enough.

183
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,558
You're right.
You're absolutely right.

184
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,102
Your mother!

185
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:34,147
Like no one ever knocked over
a dessert cart before.

186
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:36,984
How about a beer?

187
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:45,784
Look, you've gotta talk to her.

188
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,495
Coach, you have to give Roy
a chance.

189
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,123
- You don't.
- That's not a bad restaurant.

190
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:54,793
The dessert guy's a dink
but the cuisine was tasty.

191
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,837
But what am I telling you, chubs?

192
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,679
- Where's Lisa?
- She's upstairs settling the bill.

193
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:19,484
Are you saying
you had her pay for dinner?

194
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:22,821
They wouldn't take
a post-dated four-party cheque.

195
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:27,409
If they're going to be hard-nosed,
they should put up a sign.

196
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:39,463
Do you still say
there's something good in that?

197
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,466
There must be.

198
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:47,012
Roy, how about if
you and I chat over here?

199
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,514
Good idea.

200
00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,849
Will you excuse us for a moment?

201
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:54,478
The suit's getting to you, isn't it?

202
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:04,196
Roy, your personality is very...

203
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,950
- ... strong.
- Amen.

204
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,247
But I know that's not the real you.

205
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:18,043
You know, an aggressive personality
is often a mask

206
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:21,129
for a very shy and sensitive soul.

207
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:24,007
I'm willing to gamble
that you are such a person.

208
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,594
You're not wearing a bra, are you?

209
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,936
The man is pond scum.

210
00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:43,485
Coach?

211
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:48,824
Stop her. Lock her in the car
if you have to, but stop her.

212
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:56,039
Sam, I can't stop her. She wants him.

213
00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:58,584
Sam, I haven't forgotten about you.

214
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:01,336
How about I run to the car
for cloth swatches?

215
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,673
I can be out there
before you can scream no 700 times.

216
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,718
- You better be quick.
- You better be quick.

217
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,890
Coach, let me talk to you.

218
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:16,435
Do you remember a double-header
against Cleveland

219
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,646
on a hot August day, 1974?

220
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,982
Yeah, I remember part of that.

221
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:25,402
- What part?
- I remember hot.

222
00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:29,281
Well, that's good.
That's a beginning.

223
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:32,451
Do you remember I was on the mound?

224
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:36,038
Johnson had been thrown out.
You filled in as manager.

225
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:40,292
It was the last inning. I had
just walked. The base was loaded.

226
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:44,296
- Gosh, who was up?
- Charlie Spikes.

227
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,048
That's it. Charlie Spikes.

228
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:49,801
Anyway, you came out
to the mound to talk to me.

229
00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:52,846
I was in a jam.
I didn't have any good stuff left.

230
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,766
I thought you were going to yank me
but you didn't.

231
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:59,102
Instead, you said
that something I've never forgotten.

232
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:01,271
Do you remember what you said?

233
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,981
What did I say?

234
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,067
You said, "Go get him. "

235
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:10,948
- I said that?
- Yeah. And I got him, Coach.

236
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,784
Well, I was glad to be there
to help out.

237
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:16,161
I'm glad you were there, too.

238
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:19,456
If you hadn't said that,
my career may have ended that day,

239
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,960
instead of when it did,
a couple of weeks later.

240
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:28,715
What the hell
are we talking about this now for?

241
00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:30,300
Go get him.

242
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,136
- Hi, Daddy.
- Get him.

243
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:37,391
Lisa, I want to talk to you
about Roy here in Sam's office.

244
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:48,694
Go get him.
What a marvellously pithy phrase.

245
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:52,364
That's exactly what
our third baseman said at the time.

246
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,619
I'm sorry, Lisa.

247
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:03,375
The time has come to put my foot in
my mouth. You cannot marry this man.

248
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:07,337
You absolutely, positively
cannot marry this man.

249
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,303
I never heard you
talk like this before.

250
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:18,348
Well, now you have. I'll tell you
something. I don't like this guy Roy.

251
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,894
I don't like Charlie Spikes.
You can't marry either one of them.

252
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,233
Look, Daddy, I'm not dumb.

253
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:32,529
I know Roy's abrasive.
I know he's insensitive.

254
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:36,867
I know he's probably only marrying
me so he can get Pennsylvania.

255
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:41,246
But why would you want
to marry a man like this?

256
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,707
Isn't it obvious to you?

257
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,460
Nothing's ever obvious to me.

258
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:52,633
Daddy, don't make me say this.

259
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:54,593
What?

260
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:58,972
I wanna be married
and I wanna have children.

261
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:03,727
Roy is the first man
that asked me to marry him

262
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,938
and I'm afraid
he's gonna be the last.

263
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:11,443
Honey, there must've been dozens
of young fellas that proposed to you.

264
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:18,450
No, Daddy, wake up.
Roy is the first one ever.

265
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:23,664
- But you're so beautiful, so...
- Beautiful?

266
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:26,166
You have been saying
that I'm beautiful

267
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,418
ever since I was a very little girl.

268
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:30,295
But look at me.

269
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,799
Not as my father. Like you're
looking at me for the first time.

270
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:37,594
And please try to see me
as I really am.

271
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:47,980
Oh, my God, I didn't realise
how much you looked like your mother.

272
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:53,944
I know. I look exactly like her,
and Mom was not...

273
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,494
...comfortable about her beauty.

274
00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:05,831
But that's what made her
more beautiful.

275
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:12,004
Your mother grew
more beautiful every day of her life.

276
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:20,804
- She was really beautiful.
- Yes, and so are you.

277
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,391
You're the most beautiful kid
in the whole world.

278
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,312
Thanks, Daddy.

279
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,858
Go ahead.

280
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:34,943
Come on, go ahead, try it.

281
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:42,242
The man doesn't lie.
The stuff won't burn.

282
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,036
That's a drawback.

283
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,126
Roy?

284
00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:55,422
About time.
What were you talking about in there?

285
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,299
We were talking about me.

286
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,927
My father thinks I'm beautiful.
Do you?

287
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,220
What?

288
00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:05,474
Of course you're beautiful.

289
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:09,811
You're stylish, you're contemporary
and you travel well.

290
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,940
You just said that about your suits.

291
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,778
Roy, I don't want to marry you.

292
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:21,990
I decided that I want a man
as good as my father.

293
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:28,956
Hold on here.
What about Pennsylvania?

294
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:34,336
Roy, you don't get Pennsylvania
and you don't get me.

295
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:37,172
You just get more and more obnoxious.

296
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:44,096
Look, it's not like this marriage
was gonna change my life.

297
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:48,851
But I want you to know that if I walk
out that door right now, I'm gone.

298
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:56,817
Do you hear what I said?

299
00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:58,986
Is that what you want, Lisa?

300
00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:03,365
- That's what I want.
- Then that's what you got.

301
00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:05,701
Goodbye, baby.

302
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,913
Don't bother calling me
cos we're through.

303
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,251
This doesn't mean
we can't put you in a new suit.

304
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:29,224
You've made me so happy. I mean it.

305
00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:33,228
Care to capture this moment
in a caricature?

306
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:35,939
No. Tacky.

307
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:40,485
Come on, let's celebrate.
I'll buy you some ice cream.

308
00:22:40,611 --> 00:22:41,695
Daddy, no.

309
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:45,032
I'm not in the mood for ice cream.
I just lost my fiancé.

310
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:49,119
He wasn't the greatest guy, but
it'll take a while to get over it.

311
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:51,830
- Rocky Road?
- You got it.

312
00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:53,290
- Can we go?
- Take off.

313
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:57,503
- I got him.
- You got him.

314
00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:59,379
So long, everybody.

315
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:02,424
- Bye.
- Bye-bye, Lisa.

316
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,095
Lisa made the right decision.

317
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:11,934
- Forgive my storybook mentality...
- You're forgiven.

318
00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,606
Well, laugh if you will.

319
00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,608
Every woman has a Mr Right in mind.

320
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:22,402
It's a mistake
to settle for anyone less.

321
00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:25,489
Do you have a Mr Right in mind?

322
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:31,119
Well, I suppose I do.
Every woman does.

323
00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:34,039
- What's he like?
- Come on.

324
00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:38,126
No, come on, maybe I know the guy.
Maybe I know him real well...

325
00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:45,509
Well, for one thing,
he would be very intelligent.

326
00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:47,052
Very well educated.

327
00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:49,930
Perhaps overeducated,
if there is such a thing.

328
00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:54,893
Not particularly athletic, perhaps
even clumsy, but charmingly so.

329
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:59,439
Blond, blue-eyed,
with a Byron-like innocence.

330
00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:04,111
- I know this person.
- Who?

331
00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:06,363
You.
You described yourself perfectly.

332
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,657
I hope you'll be very happy together.

333
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,368
- I have had enough...
- Don't throw that.

334
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:14,997
That's Herbie. He's got a wife
and four little shot glasses.