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Diane: Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.

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Hiya, Sam.

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Hey, Carla.

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Did you just get pregnant
in the last five minutes?

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I could, but this
is just stuffing.

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Why?

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Well, because I'm a little
short, and my rent is due.

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And I found out they give
better tips to pregnant women.

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That's absolutely
dishonest, Sam.

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I mean, you should
tell her to get rid of it.

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I can't do that,
coach. She's catholic.

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Oh, yeah.

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Hey, would you watch
it? I'm in a family way here.

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Kid's going to be a swimmer.

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♪ Making the way
in the world today ♪

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♪ takes everything you've got ♪

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♪ taking a break
from all your worries ♪

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♪ sure would help a lot ♪

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♪ wouldn't you
like to get away ♪

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♪ sometimes you want to go ♪

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♪ where everybody
knows your name ♪

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♪ and they're always
glad you came ♪

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♪ you want to be
where you can see ♪

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♪ our troubles
are all the same ♪

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♪ you want to be ♪

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♪ where everybody
knows your name ♪

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♪ you want to go
where people know ♪

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♪ people are all the same ♪

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♪ you want to go where
everybody knows your name ♪

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Ah, would you look at that.

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Some idiot carved
his initials on my bar.

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It's his initials
and his girlfriend's.

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It's sweet.

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No, it's not sweet.
It's destructive.

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I mean, who did...

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Who did that?

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"S.m. Plus D.C."

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Diane...

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I think it's romantic.

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No, it's not romantic.

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It's stupid.

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If you want romantic,

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we could have our buns tattooed.

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Worth a shot.

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I'm just going to
run a tab for you.

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Boo.

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Uh-huh? Aah!

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Excuse me.

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Oh, Sam?

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May I speak with you
for a moment, please?

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Mm-hmm.

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Hmm? Hmm.

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Don't you recognize that man?

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The ex-convict
you paid to date me,

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who murdered a waitress

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and fantasizes his
hands are claws.

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Oh, yeah.

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How'd you happen
to remember him?

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Of course I recognize him.

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His name is, uh, Andy
something. So what?

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So, what is he doing here?

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I don't know.

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Probably came in for a drink.

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People do that, you know.

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As soon as you hang a
sign out that says "bar,"

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you start getting that.

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Sam, you have to
get rid of that killer.

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He's dangerous.

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Aw, come on. Look at him, Diane.

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Does he look dangerous to you?

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Not at the moment, but...

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He's a customer, that's
all. He's just a customer.

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He has every right to be
here just like everybody else.

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Don't worry, if
he starts anything,

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I know how to handle it.

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Hey. Andy, isn't it?

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That's right. And
you're, uh... Sam.

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Correct. What will
you have, Andy?

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Everything in the
cash register, Sam.

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Freeze!

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Uh... everybody
just take it easy here.

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I'll, uh, get...

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No, no.

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Let the other guy get it.

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Ernie pantuso. Call me coach.

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We got to help Sammy.

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What can we do?

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I don't know. Maybe
we can jump the guy.

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He's not that big.

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The gun is big.

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The gun's definitely big.

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Maybe Diane could
run around in circles

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flapping her arms
and draw his fire.

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Uh, Carla, you stay out of this.

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Me and norm will handle this.

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Me? What do you want me to do?

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We've got to do
something. Trust me.

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Statistics show
that 33% of the time,

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a guy carrying a gun will
not use that gun if challenged.

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So?

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Well, so if he's already
shot 2 people today,

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you're in luck, now get him.

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Hey, folks, folks.
I certainly hope

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no one's going to
try anything silly here.

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Just take it easy.

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No one's going to try to
overpower you or anything.

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It's not worth it.

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Not even if I was
a little careless

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and sort of let the gun
drop onto the bar like that?

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Maybe let my attention

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wander around
the room a little bit?

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Now!

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It's ok. It's ok.

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Yeah. Carla's got him.

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Lucky for him.

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Ok, ok, Sam, you got me.

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Hey, watch where you're
pointing that. I'm sorry.

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It's ok. It isn't loaded.

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It isn't?

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Oh, my god. It isn't.

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Cliffie, do you suppose

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this little trickle
here is noticeable?

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Would you guys come down
here for a second and watch him?

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I'm gonna go see if the police
are answering their phone today.

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Good. I want to
go back to prison.

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I can't make it on the outside.

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Have you really tried to
make it on the outside?

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I've been beating my brains out.

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No one's gonna give
an ex-con a break.

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No one will hire me,
no one trusts me.

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What is it you want to
do? What are your skills?

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I have no skills.

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I'm worthless.

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Don't you have any
ambitions, any dreams?

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You'd laugh if I told you.

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No, we won't.

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I'd love to be an actor.

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[Laughing]

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God bless you, cliff.

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I did a little acting
in high school.

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I think I was pretty good.

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At least it was an escape
from so many things.

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So go out and be an actor.

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What are you
bellyaching to us for?

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Fat chance. Nobody
will give me a look.

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I'm going back where I belong,

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out of everybody's
way. Prison is my home.

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I called the cops.
They're on their way.

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Call back. Tell
them not to come.

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Got it.

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Why? Why am I doing that?

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Sam...

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When Andy shoved
that gun in your face,

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he was asking for help.

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Oh, silly me, I thought
he was asking for money.

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He stands here as an embodiment

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of a failure of
our penal system.

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Yes. This man doesn't
belong in prison.

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Sam, we... mostly I...
can save this man's life.

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Well, how are we... mostly
you... going to do that?

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Never mind that now.

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Call off les gendarmes.

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Trust me.

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Coach: What are you
gonna do now, Diane?

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Well, I happen to know
professor Sebastian DeWitt,

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one of america's
foremost drama coaches.

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He can spot an
actor a mile away.

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Boy, that could come
in handy at a drive-in.

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Sam: Ok, I called the cops off.

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Excellent.

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Andrew, listen to me.

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Now, you want to be an actor,

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and I have some experience

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as a student director in school.

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We're going to do a scene...

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Diane, what...
later, Sam. Later.

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Now, if I think
you're good enough...

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A very big "if," by the way...

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But if you are, I'll arrange
for professor DeWitt

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to see you perform.

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He has contacts at
every theater on the cape.

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Wow. Gee, Sam,

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I never expected
anything like this

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when I came in here
to stick up your bar.

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Well, you know the old saying.

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Use a gun, go to Cape Cod.

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Diane...

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Why are you
doing all this for me

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after our last
experience together?

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Well, I understand

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what people in the
acting world go through.

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I did a bit of acting
myself in college.

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Really? Maybe you could
be in my scene with me.

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Were you good?

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Well, I don't like to brag,

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but a lot of people
loved my work.

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Bennington is still
talking about my tiny Alice.

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Who wants a girl
with a big Alice?

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I know a bookstore that
specializes in theatrical books.

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Let's go and pick up
a couple of plays. Ok.

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Good. Sam, may I
have half an hour off?

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No.

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Oh, you're right.
I need an hour.

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Diane, can I talk to you
here for a second, please?

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Excuse me. I'll be right there.

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A minute ago,

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you thought this guy
was Jack the ripper.

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Now, you're gonna go
out browsing with him?

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Now I know him.

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Sam, look at him.

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Does he look like a
dangerous person?

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The guy has done time.

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He made one small mistake.

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No, no. He made a big one.

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He's a murderer, Diane.

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One murder does
not a murderer make.

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Ok, what I mean is, he's
not a murderer at heart.

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Anyone who loves the
theater loves mankind.

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I just don't think

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that somebody should
go out with a crazy person.

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I can take care of myself.

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No, I'm talking about me.

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Hie thee, Andrew.

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Let us away.

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Sam?

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I sense that you're uneasy

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about one of your employees

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being in danger with me.

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Sam, my crime
occurred a long time ago.

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I was a different person then.

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I had one terrible moment

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of temporary insanity,

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but I'm much better now.

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I'm much healthier.

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I can't remember

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the last time I
heard those voices.

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Well, I'm glad...

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What voices?

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Those shrill voices

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that used to sound like my...

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My...

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Who?

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Mommy.

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Oh. Well, I'm glad
you got it licked.

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Sam, please.

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Relax.

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I'm better now.

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Diane: Come along, Andrew!

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Aah!

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Oh, you thought...

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That... no.

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But it wasn't.

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There was a hard left
followed by 2 quick jabs.

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And another left. Oh!

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He stepped right into that one.

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A left jab buckles him over.
The left uppercut misses.

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An screaming overhead right
glances across his forehead

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as they go into the corner.

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And that's the end of round six.

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It's beer time, Sammy.

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Hey!

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And they're off!

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Step right up, ladies
and gentlemen.

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00:12:05,781 --> 00:12:07,249
Good hands. Good hands there.

265
00:12:07,249 --> 00:12:09,716
Keep moving, keep
moving. Here we go.

266
00:12:09,716 --> 00:12:11,250
Whoa! Right. There we go.

267
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:13,685
We got 20 seconds
to next commercial.

268
00:12:13,685 --> 00:12:16,418
Let's go! Come on!
That's it. Good hands!

269
00:12:16,418 --> 00:12:20,887
Here we go. Go! Good! Good!

270
00:12:20,887 --> 00:12:22,721
There we go. All right.

271
00:12:22,721 --> 00:12:24,722
Come on. Move it along there.

272
00:12:24,722 --> 00:12:26,489
Come on. We got three left.

273
00:12:26,489 --> 00:12:30,891
We got two left. All right.

274
00:12:30,891 --> 00:12:31,958
Sammy, what does
a guy have to do

275
00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:35,793
to get a beer around here?

276
00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:37,026
I don't know about
you, but I think this is

277
00:12:37,026 --> 00:12:38,593
the best middleweight contest

278
00:12:38,593 --> 00:12:40,062
we've seen in a long time.

279
00:12:40,062 --> 00:12:42,495
I guess no fight fan would
want to miss this one.

280
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,229
All right, boys. Off, off, off.

281
00:12:45,229 --> 00:12:48,631
We can't even hear ourselves
rehearsing back there.

282
00:12:48,631 --> 00:12:50,098
He's worked very hard.

283
00:12:50,098 --> 00:12:53,267
Professor DeWitt will
be here any minute.

284
00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:54,567
Hey!

285
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,501
Come on!

286
00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:58,268
I hope she's showing you

287
00:12:58,268 --> 00:12:59,902
one hell of a good time.

288
00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:03,403
Don't be nervous.

289
00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:05,371
You're going to be wonderful.

290
00:13:05,371 --> 00:13:07,138
I'm not nervous.

291
00:13:07,138 --> 00:13:09,939
It's just this week has
gone by so quickly.

292
00:13:09,939 --> 00:13:13,240
It's been the best
week of my life.

293
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,741
Oh.

294
00:13:14,741 --> 00:13:16,608
Miss chambers.

295
00:13:16,608 --> 00:13:19,277
Professor DeWitt, how
good of you to come.

296
00:13:19,277 --> 00:13:20,978
This is Andrew schroeder,

297
00:13:20,978 --> 00:13:23,244
a young man who I think
is going to surprise you.

298
00:13:23,244 --> 00:13:25,012
I hope so.

299
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,379
I hope so.

300
00:13:26,379 --> 00:13:29,281
You know, when the theater
loses its power to surprise,

301
00:13:29,281 --> 00:13:31,948
it loses its vitality.

302
00:13:31,948 --> 00:13:33,415
What are you going
to show us first?

303
00:13:33,415 --> 00:13:34,716
A scene from othello.

304
00:13:34,716 --> 00:13:36,116
Challenging.

305
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,984
Challenging.

306
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:41,952
It's certainly nice to see
you again, Diane. Thank you.

307
00:13:41,952 --> 00:13:43,252
When you were a
student in the department,

308
00:13:43,252 --> 00:13:45,520
I could never picture
you as a waitress.

309
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,689
Oh, professor, you're
forgetting that I played a waitress

310
00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,790
in your production of bus stop.

311
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,856
Yes, I know.

312
00:13:54,423 --> 00:13:55,692
Have fun.

313
00:13:55,692 --> 00:13:57,358
Break a leg.

314
00:14:00,426 --> 00:14:02,160
Diane...

315
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,527
I can't believe you've
done all this for me.

316
00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:06,962
Well, you deserve it.

317
00:14:06,962 --> 00:14:09,963
You're talented and sensitive.

318
00:14:09,963 --> 00:14:11,630
You have a lot of depth.

319
00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:13,564
You know me so well.

320
00:14:13,564 --> 00:14:14,965
Well...

321
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,565
I'm a pretty good
judge of people.

322
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:17,866
You are.

323
00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:19,734
You're wonderful.

324
00:14:21,434 --> 00:14:22,702
I love you, Diane.

325
00:14:22,702 --> 00:14:25,602
Oh, I love you, too.

326
00:14:25,602 --> 00:14:27,103
You guys about ready back here?

327
00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:28,737
The crowd's getting restless.

328
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,437
If they don't hear some
elizabethan couplets pretty soon,

329
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,071
they're gonna turn ugly.

330
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:36,874
I'd better get into costume.

331
00:14:36,874 --> 00:14:39,241
Excuse me. Mm-hmm.

332
00:14:40,308 --> 00:14:42,375
All right. Listen up.

333
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:43,676
You were right about Andy.

334
00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:45,376
I was wrong.

335
00:14:45,376 --> 00:14:47,712
He's been a complete
angel all week.

336
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:50,746
My objections were stupid.

337
00:14:50,746 --> 00:14:52,479
You satisfied?

338
00:14:52,479 --> 00:14:53,980
Of course.

339
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:57,148
Put it in writing,
and we'll be fine.

340
00:14:57,148 --> 00:14:58,682
Not a chance.

341
00:14:58,682 --> 00:15:02,517
I'm sorry that I haven't
been around much this week,

342
00:15:02,517 --> 00:15:04,819
but it was important
to help Andy.

343
00:15:04,819 --> 00:15:07,185
It's been kind of tough.

344
00:15:07,185 --> 00:15:08,552
Yeah.

345
00:15:08,552 --> 00:15:10,186
Well...

346
00:15:10,186 --> 00:15:13,521
Later, when we're alone,

347
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:14,988
we'll go back to my apartment

348
00:15:14,988 --> 00:15:16,256
and I'll make it up to you.

349
00:15:16,256 --> 00:15:18,189
What time tonight?

350
00:15:23,325 --> 00:15:25,426
Ah, Andy, hey, ok,

351
00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:27,761
let's, uh, let's get
the show on the road.

352
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,660
Good luck. Good luck.

353
00:15:34,562 --> 00:15:36,630
Andy, what's the matter?

354
00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:39,397
You kissed him.

355
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,432
I saw you.

356
00:15:40,432 --> 00:15:41,799
Oh! Oh, that's all right.

357
00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:43,199
I guess it's no
secret around here.

358
00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:46,868
Sam and I have
sort of a thing going.

359
00:15:47,801 --> 00:15:51,336
But... but I love you,

360
00:15:51,336 --> 00:15:54,104
and you said you love me.

361
00:15:55,604 --> 00:15:57,405
Oh, dear.

362
00:15:59,205 --> 00:16:01,673
No, well, see...

363
00:16:01,673 --> 00:16:05,842
I was speaking
as a friend, Andy.

364
00:16:05,842 --> 00:16:08,343
If I gave you any
other impression,

365
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,144
I'm sorry.

366
00:16:10,144 --> 00:16:11,344
Really sorry.

367
00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:13,645
I do love you...

368
00:16:13,645 --> 00:16:15,179
As a friend.

369
00:16:15,179 --> 00:16:16,512
Ok?

370
00:16:16,512 --> 00:16:18,413
Sure.

371
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,049
You're not upset?

372
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,082
No. No.

373
00:16:24,082 --> 00:16:26,216
You're not angry with me?

374
00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:27,884
That's ok.

375
00:16:27,884 --> 00:16:30,285
I'll use it in my performance.

376
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,021
Yet, she must die...

377
00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:44,390
Else she betray more men.

378
00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:46,124
Wonderful!

379
00:16:49,325 --> 00:16:51,360
That was perfect.

380
00:16:54,862 --> 00:16:58,163
Put out the light,

381
00:16:58,163 --> 00:17:00,263
and then...

382
00:17:00,263 --> 00:17:03,664
Put out the light.

383
00:17:03,664 --> 00:17:06,366
Andy, please, it's
time. You ready?

384
00:17:06,366 --> 00:17:09,801
Aah!

385
00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:12,134
Show folk.

386
00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:16,070
Shh! Shh! Shh!

387
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,805
Good evening, everyone,

388
00:17:20,805 --> 00:17:24,006
and welcome to
talent night at cheers.

389
00:17:28,074 --> 00:17:30,308
This evening, we
are going to begin

390
00:17:30,308 --> 00:17:33,542
with a scene from William
Shakespeare's othello.

391
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:37,411
I know that I don't have to
explain the play to professor DeWitt.

392
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,280
But it might be
helpful to some of you

393
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,914
if I explain what
you're about to see.

394
00:17:44,914 --> 00:17:48,415
I wonder who she's
talking about, norm.

395
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,049
I don't know.

396
00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:55,518
In this play,

397
00:17:55,518 --> 00:17:57,685
Andrew schroeder, my discovery,

398
00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,187
will enact the role of othello.

399
00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:03,121
Yo, Andy! Whoo!

400
00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:08,791
This is the story of a man

401
00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:11,024
driven by insane jealousy

402
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:13,458
to murder the woman he loves

403
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,826
because he believes

404
00:18:14,826 --> 00:18:18,294
that she is in love
with another man.

405
00:18:23,229 --> 00:18:26,563
The scene we're about to do

406
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:30,065
is the scene in which othello

407
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,232
actually kills said woman,

408
00:18:32,232 --> 00:18:35,834
who will be portrayed by myself.

409
00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:43,037
Did I mention that I'm
playing desdemona?

410
00:18:44,838 --> 00:18:46,772
Ok, so...

411
00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:48,839
Without further ado,

412
00:18:48,839 --> 00:18:50,472
the strang...

413
00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:56,075
The strangulation scene.

414
00:18:58,276 --> 00:19:00,844
But before we do...

415
00:19:00,844 --> 00:19:03,744
Let's have a little background.

416
00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:04,813
Come on, Diane.

417
00:19:04,813 --> 00:19:06,446
I have a bratwurst sandwich.

418
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,247
No more background.
Let's just have the scene.

419
00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:10,414
Uh, Sam...

420
00:19:10,414 --> 00:19:11,881
No, no. You don't
have to worry about it.

421
00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:12,949
Really, you're gonna
be tremendous.

422
00:19:12,949 --> 00:19:14,216
Let me give you a little kiss...

423
00:19:14,216 --> 00:19:15,883
Don't touch me. I
barely know you!

424
00:19:15,883 --> 00:19:18,884
All right. All right.
Let's get going.

425
00:19:18,884 --> 00:19:20,785
All right.

426
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,152
On with the play.

427
00:19:23,152 --> 00:19:26,553
In this scene,
desdemona is in bed

428
00:19:26,553 --> 00:19:28,822
when othello
comes in thinking...

429
00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:31,422
Very mistakenly,
I can assure you.

430
00:19:31,422 --> 00:19:35,024
He's completely
off-base on this one.

431
00:19:35,024 --> 00:19:37,025
He'll be sick about
it in the morning.

432
00:19:38,225 --> 00:19:42,993
Thinking that she has
been unfaithful to him.

433
00:19:44,727 --> 00:19:47,495
Which, of course, she hasn't.

434
00:20:10,238 --> 00:20:13,873
It is the cause,

435
00:20:13,873 --> 00:20:17,207
it is the cause, my soul.

436
00:20:17,207 --> 00:20:20,008
Let me not name it to you,

437
00:20:20,008 --> 00:20:23,476
you chaste stars.

438
00:20:23,476 --> 00:20:25,509
It is the cause.

439
00:20:27,744 --> 00:20:31,880
Yet I'll not shed her blood,

440
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:36,614
nor scar that whiter
skin of hers than snow.

441
00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:38,382
There. Good.

442
00:20:40,883 --> 00:20:43,251
Well, it's agreed.
No blood, no scarring

443
00:20:43,251 --> 00:20:45,384
and that's the
gist of our scene.

444
00:20:45,384 --> 00:20:47,385
Oh, come on, Diane.

445
00:20:49,887 --> 00:20:52,054
Sam, what's wrong
with Diane tonight?

446
00:20:52,054 --> 00:20:53,921
Aw, she just got a little
stage fright. That's right.

447
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:56,755
Hey, Diane, the
sooner you start,

448
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,489
the sooner you'll be finished.

449
00:21:16,897 --> 00:21:19,198
Who's there?

450
00:21:19,198 --> 00:21:20,899
Othello?

451
00:21:22,732 --> 00:21:25,834
Aye, desdemona.

452
00:21:28,768 --> 00:21:31,435
Will you come to bed, my lord?

453
00:21:31,435 --> 00:21:33,003
Ooh, yeah!

454
00:21:35,204 --> 00:21:39,772
Have you prayed
tonight, desdemona?

455
00:21:39,772 --> 00:21:45,275
I would not kill thy
unprepared spirit.

456
00:21:48,476 --> 00:21:50,477
Talk...

457
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:53,644
Talk you of killing?

458
00:21:53,644 --> 00:21:56,545
Aye, I do.

459
00:21:56,545 --> 00:21:57,946
He's convincing.

460
00:21:57,946 --> 00:22:01,214
There's a real murderous
intensity about him.

461
00:22:01,214 --> 00:22:04,648
Then heaven have mercy on me.

462
00:22:04,648 --> 00:22:08,184
Think on thy sins.

463
00:22:08,184 --> 00:22:10,151
Sam, are you sure she's ok?

464
00:22:10,151 --> 00:22:12,052
Yeah, sure. She's
just acting, coach.

465
00:22:12,052 --> 00:22:14,920
Well, shouldn't you make sure?

466
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:19,154
Oh, can you imagine what she'd say if
I butted in on her Shakespeare scene?

467
00:22:19,154 --> 00:22:21,689
Take heed of perjury.

468
00:22:21,689 --> 00:22:24,156
Thou art on thy deathbed.

469
00:22:26,391 --> 00:22:27,257
I love it!

470
00:22:27,257 --> 00:22:29,192
A desdemona that fights back!

471
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:35,361
Help! This psycho's
trying to kill me!

472
00:22:35,361 --> 00:22:39,662
That's the only line of
Shakespeare I ever understood.

473
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:41,763
I saw you kissing Sam!

474
00:22:41,763 --> 00:22:43,730
I saw you kissing Sam!

475
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,032
Kissing Sam?

476
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,299
Is that in the...

477
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,633
Get someone to
help me, will you?

478
00:22:49,633 --> 00:22:50,967
Mommy!

479
00:22:50,967 --> 00:22:53,435
I'll clean up my room, mommy!

480
00:23:05,039 --> 00:23:07,273
What time is the second show?

481
00:23:11,242 --> 00:23:12,642
I...

482
00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:16,643
I hope you fry for this.

483
00:23:16,643 --> 00:23:19,212
Shh. Are you going to be ok?

484
00:23:21,279 --> 00:23:22,346
I'm...

485
00:23:22,346 --> 00:23:24,680
I'm having a little
trouble breathing.

486
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,015
No, no. I meant for tonight.