1 00:02:45,342 --> 00:02:49,472 Oh, no. My God, no. 2 00:03:33,423 --> 00:03:35,789 He was inside. Did you see who it was? Does it matter? 3 00:03:35,859 --> 00:03:38,453 We gotta stop him. Move! 4 00:03:58,748 --> 00:04:02,514 Okay. Okay. 5 00:04:02,586 --> 00:04:04,816 Whoa! That's a close one. 6 00:04:04,888 --> 00:04:07,379 Michael, slow down. You're going to crash. 7 00:04:07,457 --> 00:04:10,290 I can handle it, KITT. But you're approaching a dangerous curve. 8 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:13,955 Your chance of survival is less than .04 percent. 9 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:17,727 Will you stop with the odds? I can handle... Aah! 10 00:04:28,011 --> 00:04:30,206 Aah! 11 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:34,011 Sorry, Michael. That makes it 42 to three, my favor. 12 00:04:34,084 --> 00:04:37,212 Well, these computer things are just a waste of time anyway. 13 00:04:37,287 --> 00:04:38,982 Ahem. 14 00:04:39,055 --> 00:04:42,320 Oh, present company excluded, of course. 15 00:04:48,298 --> 00:04:50,789 KITT, go to manual. We're stopping. 16 00:04:50,867 --> 00:04:54,200 Really? Why? Is there a young lady in the vicinity? 17 00:04:54,271 --> 00:04:57,968 How'd you know that? Really, Michael. You're so predictable. 18 00:04:59,643 --> 00:05:03,306 Michael, I hate to bring it up... We still have a mission waiting. 19 00:05:04,581 --> 00:05:07,243 Don't worry about it. 20 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:17,849 Hi, uh, Lieutenant. Need a little help? 21 00:05:17,928 --> 00:05:20,692 Nope. I need a lot of help. I'm Michael Knight. 22 00:05:20,764 --> 00:05:23,460 Robin Ladd. What's the problem? 23 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:26,559 It won't go. Don't get too technical on me here. 24 00:05:26,636 --> 00:05:29,070 Mind if I take a look? 25 00:05:29,139 --> 00:05:32,905 Be my guest. Pop the hood, huh? 26 00:05:39,950 --> 00:05:41,941 Ohh! Ooh. 27 00:05:44,821 --> 00:05:46,755 You're right. Won't go. 28 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,152 You got a bad hose in there. It's totally shot. 29 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:55,720 Where you headed? Englehart Army Base. 30 00:05:55,799 --> 00:05:59,064 No kiddin'. I'm going right past there. You want a lift? 31 00:05:59,135 --> 00:06:03,265 Thanks. I'll just get my gear. You got it. 32 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:15,576 Well, KITT, looks like we're gonna join Travelers Aid. 33 00:06:15,652 --> 00:06:18,450 - Gonna give the little lady a lift. - But what about her vehicle? 34 00:06:18,521 --> 00:06:21,684 - We're gonna have to tow it in. - What do you mean, "we"? 35 00:06:21,758 --> 00:06:23,589 Hey, hey, shh. Quiet. 36 00:06:24,661 --> 00:06:28,097 Did I hear wrong or did you say "tow"? 37 00:06:28,164 --> 00:06:31,463 Yeah, you know, tow, connect her car to our car. Tow. 38 00:06:31,534 --> 00:06:36,028 Me? Michael, I was not designed to be a tow truck. 39 00:06:36,106 --> 00:06:40,042 I have numerous complex systems which could be adversely affected. 40 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:43,876 Come on, KITT. You're built like a brick... garage. 41 00:06:43,947 --> 00:06:45,938 Michael! 42 00:06:57,494 --> 00:07:00,156 So what brings you to our neck of the desert? 43 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:03,461 Work. What kind of work? 44 00:07:03,533 --> 00:07:07,867 Um, something like insurance. How long you been away? 45 00:07:07,937 --> 00:07:11,429 Two years, in Germany. It's funny. 46 00:07:11,508 --> 00:07:14,170 When I was just an army brat at the post school, 47 00:07:14,244 --> 00:07:16,178 Englehart was my home. 48 00:07:16,246 --> 00:07:19,238 Now it's my assignment. Army brat, huh? 49 00:07:19,315 --> 00:07:21,647 Was your mom an officer? No, my dad. 50 00:07:21,718 --> 00:07:23,777 And he's still there. 51 00:07:23,853 --> 00:07:27,516 He's not expecting me till next week, but I wanted to be able to march into his office... 52 00:07:27,590 --> 00:07:31,390 and say, "Colonel Ladd, sir, I'm reporting for duty." 53 00:07:31,461 --> 00:07:33,486 Hope he won't mind. He won't. 54 00:07:33,563 --> 00:07:36,862 If they had officers like you when I was in uniform, I never would've left. 55 00:08:12,802 --> 00:08:14,793 Colonel Ladd? 56 00:08:16,506 --> 00:08:19,202 I'm sorry, sir. I thought this was Colonel Ladd's office. 57 00:08:19,275 --> 00:08:22,267 It is. You must be Lieutenant Ladd. 58 00:08:22,345 --> 00:08:25,473 I'm Major Sanderson, General Duncton's adjutant. 59 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:28,779 Pleased to meet you, sir. Could you tell me where I could find my father? 60 00:08:28,852 --> 00:08:31,343 I think perhaps you'd better talk to General Duncton. 61 00:08:31,421 --> 00:08:34,754 Come with me, please. 62 00:08:39,863 --> 00:08:42,354 What? Problems? You know the army. 63 00:08:42,432 --> 00:08:44,923 Hurry up and wait. 64 00:08:47,637 --> 00:08:50,003 Excuse me, General, but... 65 00:08:51,541 --> 00:08:56,001 Robin Ladd, as I live and breathe! 66 00:08:56,079 --> 00:08:59,674 Look at you! You're a poster for the modern army. 67 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:03,241 What's going on? Where is my father? Is he on leave? 68 00:09:03,319 --> 00:09:07,119 Or didn't he get my message? Sanderson, didn't you tell her? 69 00:09:07,190 --> 00:09:10,284 No, sir, I didn't. I-I thought you'd rather. 70 00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:17,630 Then you don't know. Know what? 71 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,634 Oh, Robin. 72 00:09:21,271 --> 00:09:23,205 There's been an accident. 73 00:09:23,273 --> 00:09:26,071 I'm sorry. 74 00:09:26,142 --> 00:09:29,475 His jeep went into Buena Vista Gorge out in the desert. 75 00:09:29,546 --> 00:09:33,846 He probably blacked out before he ever felt anything. 76 00:09:35,018 --> 00:09:38,010 Daddy. Oh, no. 77 00:09:44,194 --> 00:09:47,789 There we were, two old warhorses, Ernest Ladd and I, 78 00:09:47,864 --> 00:09:51,265 toasting each other over our latest promotions. 79 00:09:51,334 --> 00:09:56,067 Suddenly he tells me, "Fred, you're not gonna bust those two trainees, are you? " 80 00:09:57,140 --> 00:10:00,473 And I say, "Well, Ernie, we found 'em in the C.O.'s residence... 81 00:10:00,543 --> 00:10:02,477 "havin'a party with some nurses. 82 00:10:02,545 --> 00:10:04,877 What do you expect me to do? " 83 00:10:04,948 --> 00:10:07,940 He looks at me and he says, 84 00:10:08,017 --> 00:10:12,511 "I expect you to remember that you and I did the same thing in Eisenhower's office. " 85 00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:19,155 Well, that was Ernie to a "T." 86 00:10:19,229 --> 00:10:22,562 Anytime you'd swell up like a pompous balloon, 87 00:10:22,632 --> 00:10:26,033 there he'd be with a stickpin. 88 00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:30,198 You know, I don't know what they'd say at the war college, and I don't care, 89 00:10:30,273 --> 00:10:33,709 but to me, Ernest Ladd was the ideal soldier, 90 00:10:33,776 --> 00:10:35,767 a man of war... 91 00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:39,178 who loved peace most of all. 92 00:11:16,686 --> 00:11:18,620 Is there anything I can do? 93 00:11:18,688 --> 00:11:20,918 Thank you. I'm all right. 94 00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:24,983 Robin, your father sounded like a fine officer, a fine man. 95 00:11:25,061 --> 00:11:27,188 He was. 96 00:11:27,263 --> 00:11:30,096 Well, what are your plans now? Are you gonna stay? 97 00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:34,159 This is my new post. Of course I'll stay. I have a job to do. 98 00:11:34,237 --> 00:11:37,764 No, nobody said he'd been drinking. He just lost control of the wheel. 99 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,936 I guess his reflexes weren't what they used to be. 100 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,654 Maybe there is something you can do. 101 00:11:52,722 --> 00:11:55,885 Didn't you say you were in insurance? Yeah, something like that. 102 00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:59,486 Then answer this... Could a healthy, sober man... 103 00:11:59,562 --> 00:12:03,623 lose control of a vehicle he drove every day on a road he drove every day? 104 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:07,659 I don't know. Why don't we find out? 105 00:12:07,737 --> 00:12:09,705 Terrific. 106 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,263 Meet me in half an hour outside of B.O.Q. 107 00:12:12,342 --> 00:12:16,039 That's 1600 hours, got it? Yes, ma'am. 108 00:12:16,112 --> 00:12:19,548 Sorry. You can take the girl out of West Point, but... 109 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:23,312 I'll be there. No demerits if I'm late, okay? 110 00:12:40,937 --> 00:12:44,031 - Michael, I'm afraid I have some alarming news. - I'm sitting down. 111 00:12:44,107 --> 00:12:49,010 I've checked my circuits, and due to that towing incident, my alpha circuit is malfunctioning. 112 00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:52,844 Yeah, I'm real sorry, KITT, but I think we can manage for a while without it. 113 00:12:52,915 --> 00:12:56,009 Michael, what if it was your alpha circuit? 114 00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:59,748 Okay, okay. You're still under warranty. 115 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,813 Call the home office. 116 00:13:22,879 --> 00:13:25,575 That was very convincing. And productive. 117 00:13:25,648 --> 00:13:29,379 You sure your father was coming in this direction? Yeah. Why? 118 00:13:29,452 --> 00:13:33,445 Robin, the turn is inside towards the cliff, not outside towards the drop. 119 00:13:33,523 --> 00:13:36,321 If your father was coming in this direction... 120 00:13:36,392 --> 00:13:38,917 and he lost control exactly where I did, 121 00:13:38,995 --> 00:13:42,396 he'd end up exactly where I did... Against the hill. 122 00:13:42,465 --> 00:13:45,901 At worst, he'd end up messing up his paint job. 123 00:13:47,437 --> 00:13:49,871 Well, then what made him go off the road? 124 00:13:52,809 --> 00:13:56,768 This could be the reason. I found it near the edge. 125 00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:03,813 What do you think, Sarge? 126 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:07,652 I think it may be time for another funeral. 127 00:14:16,263 --> 00:14:18,993 So while you were overseas, your father never said anything, 128 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,467 he never wrote anything about unusual events back here at the base? 129 00:14:22,536 --> 00:14:24,970 Nothing like that? Nope. 130 00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:27,872 If he discovered anything, it must have been recently. 131 00:14:27,942 --> 00:14:31,776 I could check out his quarters. Good idea. I'll check out his office. 132 00:14:38,853 --> 00:14:41,344 KITT. 133 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,118 We gotta find a way in there. "We," Michael? 134 00:14:44,191 --> 00:14:47,456 I think I would attract a great deal of attention inside that building. 135 00:14:47,528 --> 00:14:51,521 Unfortunately, so would I. Unless... 136 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:56,364 Michael, I detect a certain tone in your voice. 137 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,371 Oh, what tone is that? 138 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,374 The one where you're convinced you've come up with a brilliant idea. 139 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,673 The next thing you know, you're doing something foolhardy, 140 00:15:04,745 --> 00:15:06,906 and I'm in my surveillance mode. 141 00:15:06,981 --> 00:15:08,915 KITT. Yes, Michael? 142 00:15:08,983 --> 00:15:11,110 Go into your surveillance mode. 143 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,557 Stupid thermostat! Can I have a candy bar? 144 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,790 Yeah, sure. 145 00:15:28,669 --> 00:15:32,230 Hey, Mac. I run a business here. For an hour, maximum. 146 00:15:34,575 --> 00:15:38,341 Hey, I gotta sell my sandwiches. I'll buy them too. 147 00:15:38,412 --> 00:15:42,508 I got chips and pretzels. Buy your chips and pretzels. 148 00:15:49,256 --> 00:15:51,417 You know, for another 20, I'll adopt you. 149 00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:01,365 Oh, hi. Would you guys like a snack? 150 00:16:01,435 --> 00:16:05,565 Where's Sanj? Sanj? What's that, some kind of Indian thing? 151 00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:08,540 No, Sanj, the regular sandwich vendor. 152 00:16:08,609 --> 00:16:10,907 Oh, Sanj! He's on vacation. 153 00:16:10,978 --> 00:16:14,209 I'm covering for him. Yeah? Where's your health card? 154 00:16:14,281 --> 00:16:16,215 Health card? Yeah. 155 00:16:16,283 --> 00:16:18,911 The one that shows you vendors ain't got no diseases we might catch. 156 00:16:18,986 --> 00:16:22,478 Oh, that health card. I left that at home. 157 00:16:22,556 --> 00:16:25,218 But I'm the picture of health. See? 158 00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:28,784 Do you see that? I don't see that. 159 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:31,524 Let's take him in for a checkup. 160 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,567 Come on. Uh... 161 00:16:33,634 --> 00:16:35,568 Uh... 162 00:16:35,636 --> 00:16:38,298 What exactly were you doing, Mr. Knight? 163 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,773 Just trying to make a buck, Major. Is that a crime? No. 164 00:16:41,842 --> 00:16:44,276 Then you could explain the cards in your wallet? 165 00:16:44,345 --> 00:16:46,245 What cards? 166 00:16:46,313 --> 00:16:49,805 "Michael Knight, Speedy Repairman." 167 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,613 "Michael Knight, Quick Carpet Cleaner." 168 00:16:52,686 --> 00:16:54,847 "M. Knight Enterprises." 169 00:16:54,922 --> 00:16:57,083 "Swedish massage while you wait." 170 00:16:57,157 --> 00:17:01,651 Major, times are rough. I gotta take odd jobs to make ends meet. 171 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,459 I was very lucky that Uncle Sanj gave me this job. 172 00:17:04,531 --> 00:17:07,830 Uncle Sanj. Even his family calls him that. 173 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:11,166 Yeah, well, yes, sir. We're a close family. Very close. 174 00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:14,002 That should be easy enough to check... 175 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,065 Mr. Knight. 176 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:36,355 Oh, yeah. Help yourself. Anything for our boys in uniform. 177 00:18:15,502 --> 00:18:20,235 Your Uncle Sanj verifies your story, Mr. Knight. 178 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:24,403 The next time you want to make a buck, get a health card. 179 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,776 Yes, sir. 180 00:18:26,847 --> 00:18:30,305 Oh, uh, candy bar on the house? 181 00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:52,997 Sir. 182 00:18:53,073 --> 00:18:55,701 What's that vendor here for? Nothing much. 183 00:18:55,776 --> 00:18:58,404 Why? Oh, no reason. 184 00:18:58,479 --> 00:19:01,812 I thought I served with him in 'Nam. 185 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,960 Cotler, James. I got a job for you. 186 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,757 Lieutenant Ladd's civilian was snooping around the post. 187 00:19:21,735 --> 00:19:25,501 Well... that certainly was food. 188 00:19:25,572 --> 00:19:28,006 What, not everyone likes junk? I do. 189 00:19:28,075 --> 00:19:31,067 I like junk food, but that stuff goes beyond junk. 190 00:19:32,579 --> 00:19:35,571 Well, are you ready to compare notes? 191 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,153 Your turn. Yeah, right. 192 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:45,214 Um, was your father a handyman type, you know? 193 00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:48,193 Do-it-yourself? No way. 194 00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:51,595 He had to call the quartermaster just to change a lightbulb. Why? 195 00:19:51,665 --> 00:19:55,601 Well, I sort of borrowed a file from the military police. 196 00:19:55,669 --> 00:19:59,969 - It said your father had blue paint on his hands. - Blue paint? 197 00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:05,068 Yeah. That ring any bells? 198 00:20:05,145 --> 00:20:07,579 No. 199 00:20:33,674 --> 00:20:35,835 Michael, I've been thinking. 200 00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:38,810 I know I started this whole investigation of ours, 201 00:20:38,879 --> 00:20:42,042 but it just seems like we're running around in circles. 202 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,606 And we really haven't found anything. 203 00:20:44,685 --> 00:20:47,848 Well, I did find that empty cartridge case at the gorge. 204 00:20:47,921 --> 00:20:50,890 On an ordinance testing center, that's not much. 205 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,893 You want to call it quits? 206 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:57,624 You make it sound like retreating before the enemy. 207 00:20:57,698 --> 00:21:01,225 Michael, I have my own life, my own career. 208 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:04,793 Dad wouldn't have wanted me to waste that by chasing down shadows. 209 00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:07,568 And you have your insurance business to take care of. 210 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,575 All right. 211 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:13,374 You got your career waiting, and I got the General Patton Motel waiting. 212 00:21:13,447 --> 00:21:17,213 What do you say we sleep on it? Maybe inspiration will strike in the night. 213 00:21:17,284 --> 00:21:21,084 If not, we'll throw in the towel tomorrow morning over breakfast. 214 00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,019 Okay. 215 00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:26,059 Okay. Good night. 216 00:21:26,126 --> 00:21:28,720 Good night. 217 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,348 There he is. There he was. 218 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:05,195 Michael, I hate to bring it up again, but we still have a mission awaiting. 219 00:22:05,265 --> 00:22:08,257 Mr. Miles will be quite miffed if we don't get on with it. 220 00:22:08,335 --> 00:22:10,769 Don't worry. It's my responsibility. 221 00:22:10,837 --> 00:22:13,237 I know. That's what worries me. 222 00:22:13,307 --> 00:22:16,105 Hey, KITT, how about a little music, huh? Sorry. 223 00:22:16,176 --> 00:22:18,371 The alpha circuit took out the radio too. 224 00:22:18,445 --> 00:22:21,209 You're never gonna forgive me for that, are you? 225 00:22:21,281 --> 00:22:25,274 Michael, forgiveness implies an emotional state that has no application in my case. 226 00:22:25,352 --> 00:22:27,877 However, I doubt that I shall ever forget it. 227 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:51,571 Hey! Michael, I believe, as usual, you may have attracted the attention... 228 00:22:51,645 --> 00:22:54,614 of some highly homicidal personalities. 229 00:23:04,524 --> 00:23:08,426 - Michael, are we going to just sit and take this? - No. 230 00:24:27,038 --> 00:24:30,769 Okay, now send the same data back in the pipeline to Washington. 231 00:24:30,842 --> 00:24:33,902 We'll pick up any glitches when we compare copy. It's already done. 232 00:24:33,978 --> 00:24:36,970 Sir. 233 00:24:37,048 --> 00:24:39,539 It's amazing how you handle this, Robin. 234 00:24:39,617 --> 00:24:42,450 My generation still gets nervous around adding machines. 235 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,011 Well, you have to be confident around them. 236 00:24:45,090 --> 00:24:48,423 They can sense fear, you know. 237 00:24:48,493 --> 00:24:51,724 Glad to see you haven't lost your old spark. Thank you, sir. 238 00:24:51,796 --> 00:24:54,424 I'm glad to see you haven't lost your old devious charm. 239 00:24:54,499 --> 00:24:56,490 What? 240 00:24:56,568 --> 00:24:59,230 Begging your pardon, General, but you didn't come out here... 241 00:24:59,304 --> 00:25:01,795 to check on the Pentagon computer link. 242 00:25:01,873 --> 00:25:05,468 - You came out here to check on me. - Well, why would I do that? 243 00:25:05,543 --> 00:25:07,477 It's not regulation. 244 00:25:07,545 --> 00:25:11,037 - Then I must be wrong. - Like hell. 245 00:25:14,786 --> 00:25:17,084 Robin, I need to talk... 246 00:25:17,155 --> 00:25:20,420 Mr. Knight, isn't it? Yes, sir. 247 00:25:20,492 --> 00:25:23,427 Now, what could keep a footloose civilian like you... 248 00:25:23,495 --> 00:25:26,430 in a boring place like this? 249 00:25:26,498 --> 00:25:29,524 General, it's the color scheme. I love olive drab. 250 00:25:31,035 --> 00:25:34,493 Robin, now you remember... Call me... for anything. 251 00:25:34,572 --> 00:25:36,563 Yes, sir. 252 00:25:40,145 --> 00:25:43,876 It's a little late for breakfast. And where's your towel? 253 00:25:43,948 --> 00:25:46,940 I'm not throwing in the towel yet, Robin. You've been right all along. 254 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:51,284 Oh, we hit the jackpot, Lieutenant. 255 00:25:51,356 --> 00:25:54,792 - Came back clean as a whistle. - Oh, that's excellent, Webb. 256 00:25:54,859 --> 00:25:56,793 Um, why don't you take a break now? 257 00:25:56,861 --> 00:25:59,421 Thank you, ma'am. 258 00:25:59,497 --> 00:26:03,263 What are you saying? Your father didn't die in an accident. 259 00:26:03,334 --> 00:26:06,963 Now, something's going on around here, something worth several murders. 260 00:26:07,038 --> 00:26:11,338 Why didn't you tell General Duncton? He could ask the MPs to investigate. 261 00:26:11,409 --> 00:26:14,139 The MPs wrote your father off a long time ago. 262 00:26:14,212 --> 00:26:16,510 I'm not ready to trust anybody around here yet. 263 00:26:16,581 --> 00:26:20,642 - How do you know all this anyway? - Partly a hunch and, uh, partly a whiplash. 264 00:26:20,718 --> 00:26:22,652 Got a map of this base? 265 00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:33,924 Okay, right... right there. 266 00:26:33,998 --> 00:26:37,297 Unless your father liked to climb mountains in the moonlight, 267 00:26:37,368 --> 00:26:40,201 the only place he could have been coming from is C-11. 268 00:26:40,271 --> 00:26:42,205 What is Complex C-11? 269 00:26:42,273 --> 00:26:45,140 C-11 is Munitions. 270 00:26:47,145 --> 00:26:51,081 - Michael, you can't go in there. - Of course not. It's still daytime. 271 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:54,843 Put that good-bye breakfast on hold. 272 00:26:54,919 --> 00:26:58,821 I was wrong. Your efficiency is anything but subtle. 273 00:27:06,731 --> 00:27:09,029 - Michael. - Yes, KITT. 274 00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:12,194 The home office has arrived. They're waiting 2.4 miles to the northwest. 275 00:27:13,271 --> 00:27:15,262 How nice of them. 276 00:27:39,297 --> 00:27:42,232 Hi, Bonnie. Devon. 277 00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:45,394 We came as soon as we got KITT's signal. 278 00:27:47,605 --> 00:27:49,300 What's wrong with you? 279 00:27:49,374 --> 00:27:52,707 It's my alpha circuit, Bonnie. Your alpha circuit? 280 00:27:52,777 --> 00:27:55,769 KITT, the only way that you could damage that is to do something stupid... 281 00:27:55,847 --> 00:27:57,906 like... 282 00:27:59,817 --> 00:28:02,718 towing another car. 283 00:28:02,787 --> 00:28:06,086 - Right? - Bonnie, no comment. 284 00:28:06,157 --> 00:28:08,455 You're one in a million, pal. 285 00:28:08,526 --> 00:28:10,460 I know. 286 00:28:10,528 --> 00:28:14,396 - Michael, may I have a word with you? - Yeah. 287 00:28:17,402 --> 00:28:19,893 Excuse me. Anytime. 288 00:28:28,513 --> 00:28:31,346 Yesterday you were sent on assignment for the Foundation. 289 00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:34,214 I know, I know, but... But... But what? 290 00:28:34,285 --> 00:28:37,311 You never arrived. You never called. 291 00:28:37,388 --> 00:28:40,824 You were out here doing... do... What are you doing? 292 00:28:40,892 --> 00:28:43,383 If you'll let me get a word in, I'll tell you what I was doing. 293 00:28:43,461 --> 00:28:46,453 I was investigating something suspicious at the Englehart Weapons Center. 294 00:28:46,531 --> 00:28:50,194 Really? I didn't know that the military police had been disbanded. 295 00:28:50,268 --> 00:28:53,669 I appreciate the assignment and I'll get to it. By tomorrow morning I'll... 296 00:28:53,738 --> 00:28:57,265 Michael, I can no longer sanction your wild-goose chases. 297 00:28:57,342 --> 00:29:00,778 Devon, someone tried to kill me last night. 298 00:29:00,845 --> 00:29:02,779 I have an alibi. 299 00:29:02,847 --> 00:29:05,338 Believe me, Devon. This army thing is important. 300 00:29:05,416 --> 00:29:08,078 You have my word it'll all work out. 301 00:29:08,152 --> 00:29:10,245 Excuse me. Uh... Yeah. 302 00:29:10,321 --> 00:29:12,516 Uh... Where was I? 303 00:29:12,590 --> 00:29:16,890 "Believe me, this army thing is important. You have my word it'll all work out." 304 00:29:16,961 --> 00:29:19,953 Thanks, Devon. I knew you'd see it my way. 305 00:31:24,589 --> 00:31:26,580 Oh, my God. 306 00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:47,609 - General... - Can I help you, Lieutenant? 307 00:31:47,678 --> 00:31:50,272 Where's General Duncton? He's off the post. 308 00:31:50,348 --> 00:31:53,010 - Something wrong? - Yes, sir. 309 00:31:53,084 --> 00:31:55,245 Something is very wrong. 310 00:31:55,319 --> 00:31:58,811 This is a printout of the artillery inventory. 311 00:31:58,890 --> 00:32:00,949 Take a look at that list. 312 00:32:01,025 --> 00:32:03,619 This is a classified document, Lieutenant. 313 00:32:03,694 --> 00:32:05,855 You're under arrest. 314 00:32:05,930 --> 00:32:07,830 You knew all along. 315 00:32:07,899 --> 00:32:10,231 You're too much like your father, Lieutenant. 316 00:32:10,301 --> 00:32:13,236 He didn't know when to keep his eyes closed either. 317 00:32:16,407 --> 00:32:18,398 You killed him. 318 00:33:39,088 --> 00:33:41,181 Where is Lieutenant Ladd? 319 00:33:41,257 --> 00:33:44,590 I'm sorry. I-I'm afraid I have some bad news. What? 320 00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:48,255 Sergeant Perkins arrested her last night, drove her off in an MP jeep. 321 00:33:55,238 --> 00:33:57,229 Major Rainey? 322 00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:01,199 Major Rainey, why was Robin Ladd arrested? 323 00:34:01,277 --> 00:34:05,008 Well, well. If it isn't the sandwich man. Major, it's important. Why? 324 00:34:05,081 --> 00:34:07,743 I don't know what you're talking about. Lieutenant Ladd hasn't been arrested. 325 00:34:07,817 --> 00:34:10,115 Sergeant Perkins picked her up in an MP vehicle. 326 00:34:10,186 --> 00:34:13,587 Perkins? Perkins isn't in the military police. He's in Munitions. 327 00:34:13,656 --> 00:34:15,647 Munitions? 328 00:34:43,519 --> 00:34:46,352 Get a move on. Get that last batch loaded. 329 00:34:46,422 --> 00:34:49,550 The plane with our customers arrives at 1000 hours. 330 00:34:53,062 --> 00:34:55,257 KITT, stop those two! 331 00:35:22,191 --> 00:35:25,319 Where is Robin Ladd? I... I don't know. 332 00:35:25,394 --> 00:35:28,625 You're gonna be in big trouble, Knight, accosting army personnel, 333 00:35:28,698 --> 00:35:31,531 destroying government property. 334 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,591 Oh, really? 335 00:35:34,637 --> 00:35:36,798 Major, 336 00:35:36,872 --> 00:35:38,965 these shells are blue. 337 00:35:39,041 --> 00:35:41,942 According to that chart over there, they're armor-piercing shells. 338 00:35:42,011 --> 00:35:45,606 What if somebody repainted them? 339 00:35:45,681 --> 00:35:49,845 I know it's an awful thought, but just suppose. 340 00:35:49,919 --> 00:35:53,047 Well, then they might be... 341 00:35:53,122 --> 00:35:55,682 tactical nuclear weapons... 342 00:35:55,758 --> 00:35:57,749 that somebody was planning to sell... 343 00:35:57,827 --> 00:36:00,387 to, oh, some nasty people around the world. 344 00:36:00,463 --> 00:36:05,025 Don't worry. There won't be an explosion. 345 00:36:05,101 --> 00:36:09,333 Just enough radiation to last quite a few half-lives. 346 00:36:09,405 --> 00:36:11,532 You know the saying... 347 00:36:11,607 --> 00:36:14,838 "One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day." 348 00:36:14,910 --> 00:36:17,811 - All right! Stop! - Where is she? 349 00:36:19,115 --> 00:36:21,982 - She's at ground zero. - What the hell are you talking about? 350 00:36:22,051 --> 00:36:24,679 The test range. She's locked inside a target vehicle. 351 00:36:24,754 --> 00:36:26,745 Catch! 352 00:36:42,972 --> 00:36:45,236 Move, KITT. 353 00:36:50,146 --> 00:36:52,774 Okay, you guys. Over here. 354 00:36:55,851 --> 00:36:58,786 Get in there! Come on. Come on. 355 00:36:58,854 --> 00:37:00,845 Come on. 356 00:37:15,137 --> 00:37:17,071 May I have your attention, please? 357 00:37:17,139 --> 00:37:20,074 This is Ordinance Test Control Center. 358 00:37:20,142 --> 00:37:23,043 Clear all personnel from target vehicle test zone... 359 00:37:23,112 --> 00:37:25,046 and commence firing. 360 00:37:25,114 --> 00:37:27,048 Repeat: Commence firing. 361 00:38:14,063 --> 00:38:16,827 KITT, can you get me army frequency? 362 00:38:16,899 --> 00:38:20,460 - Certainly. The Pentagon? - Duncton! Get me Duncton! 363 00:38:27,109 --> 00:38:29,634 Yes, Mr. Knight? You're where? 364 00:38:29,712 --> 00:38:33,705 - Halfway across the target zone. - Are you out of your mind? 365 00:38:33,782 --> 00:38:36,808 You'll be killed if you don't get out of there. General, listen. 366 00:38:36,886 --> 00:38:40,982 I have proof that a group of men at the post tried to steal tactical nuclear weapons. 367 00:38:41,056 --> 00:38:42,990 Sanderson was the ringleader. 368 00:38:43,058 --> 00:38:44,992 Are you positive of that? Yes, sir! 369 00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:49,360 Sanderson locked Robin Ladd up at ground zero. I'm going after her. Can you stop these tests? 370 00:38:50,633 --> 00:38:52,624 Yes, yes, of course. Immediately. 371 00:38:52,701 --> 00:38:55,363 You're a brave man, Mr. Knight. 372 00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:59,674 Attention, all personnel. 373 00:38:59,742 --> 00:39:03,473 This is General Duncton. May I have your attention, please? 374 00:39:03,546 --> 00:39:07,312 There is a black, unmarked car approaching ground zero. 375 00:39:07,383 --> 00:39:10,841 I repeat: A black, unmarked car. 376 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:15,414 This vehicle is a remote-controlled drone. 377 00:39:15,491 --> 00:39:18,858 It is part of today's tests. 378 00:39:18,928 --> 00:39:22,227 The gun crew that blows it off the map will get a three-day pass. 379 00:39:29,471 --> 00:39:32,440 KITT, they're still shooting at us! 380 00:39:32,508 --> 00:39:34,567 Thank you, Michael, but I noticed that myself. 381 00:39:34,643 --> 00:39:39,012 I don't think we should've called our buddy, General Duncton. 382 00:39:58,701 --> 00:40:01,602 Can you take a direct hit, KITT? 383 00:40:01,670 --> 00:40:05,470 I don't think we want to find that out. 384 00:40:08,410 --> 00:40:12,403 Hey, make up your mind! I gotta get back to the P.X. for the lunch break. 385 00:40:13,649 --> 00:40:16,914 Hey, Lupo! We gotta go to Munitions on the double. 386 00:40:16,986 --> 00:40:19,978 They're running out of armor-piercing shells. 387 00:40:21,523 --> 00:40:23,457 Stupid thermostat! 388 00:40:29,131 --> 00:40:31,065 She's in a target vehicle, KITT. 389 00:40:31,133 --> 00:40:34,125 It has to be a tank. They couldn't lock her inside anything else. 390 00:40:34,203 --> 00:40:37,434 Michael, I'm scanning a tank 350 meters over that ridge. 391 00:40:37,506 --> 00:40:40,942 Since it appears to be inhabited, there is an extremely strong possibility... 392 00:40:41,010 --> 00:40:43,001 that the occupant is Lieutenant Ladd. 393 00:40:43,078 --> 00:40:44,841 Let's hit it! 394 00:40:46,415 --> 00:40:48,906 Michael, could you use another word besides "hit"? 395 00:40:57,326 --> 00:40:59,260 That drone is tougher than we thought. 396 00:41:03,399 --> 00:41:05,367 Ready the heat-seeking missiles. 397 00:41:09,638 --> 00:41:12,971 Hey, look... armor piercing. All ready to go. Great. 398 00:41:14,777 --> 00:41:17,507 Fire the heat-seeking missiles. 399 00:41:30,759 --> 00:41:34,160 Michael, three heat-seeking rockets are approaching from the southwest. 400 00:41:34,229 --> 00:41:38,393 - Can we dodge them, KITT? - Not as long as they're homing in on the heat of my engine. 401 00:41:40,536 --> 00:41:42,470 We gotta find another source of heat. 402 00:41:43,906 --> 00:41:46,807 Let's head for that underbrush over there! 403 00:42:04,993 --> 00:42:07,393 Fire rocket booster. 404 00:42:18,507 --> 00:42:20,338 One... 405 00:42:21,577 --> 00:42:24,205 two... 406 00:42:25,948 --> 00:42:27,540 three. 407 00:42:27,616 --> 00:42:29,550 Where's three? Where's three? 408 00:42:29,618 --> 00:42:31,882 Stupid thermostat! 409 00:42:51,206 --> 00:42:53,572 Three. Let's go, KITT. 410 00:43:21,403 --> 00:43:22,995 Help! 411 00:43:25,507 --> 00:43:27,839 Robin, come on! Michael! Michael! 412 00:43:27,910 --> 00:43:30,640 Come on. 413 00:43:30,712 --> 00:43:32,703 Come on. 414 00:43:49,731 --> 00:43:52,461 What do you say we pay the general a little visit, huh? 415 00:43:52,534 --> 00:43:56,334 Is this a car or a spaceship? A little bit of both. 416 00:44:27,903 --> 00:44:31,134 - We're getting closer to the guns. - That's the idea! 417 00:44:42,084 --> 00:44:45,850 Here's your armor piercing. Give us a hand, okay? 418 00:45:10,779 --> 00:45:13,270 Cease fire! Cease fire! 419 00:45:13,348 --> 00:45:15,612 Cease fire! Cease fire! 420 00:45:19,788 --> 00:45:22,780 Soldier, move out! That's an order. 421 00:45:47,082 --> 00:45:51,451 I think you've just lost your pension. 422 00:46:15,309 --> 00:46:18,472 Oh, yes, a typical Michael Knight situation... 423 00:46:18,546 --> 00:46:21,071 total confusion, mass destruction... 424 00:46:21,148 --> 00:46:23,480 all in a good cause, of course. 425 00:46:23,551 --> 00:46:26,884 But without the slightest regard... Mr. Miles, please. 426 00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:30,219 I'm the one who got Michael into this in the first place. Yes, I know. 427 00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:32,521 Another part of his typical pattern. 428 00:46:32,593 --> 00:46:34,754 A young lady who innocently causes... 429 00:46:34,829 --> 00:46:37,320 I want to thank you all for joining me. 430 00:46:40,267 --> 00:46:43,259 I see you left your candy bars outside. 431 00:46:43,337 --> 00:46:45,396 It's certainly been a confusing morning. 432 00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:48,635 All the top brass on post are in the stockade, 433 00:46:48,709 --> 00:46:51,177 and I find myself acting commander. 434 00:46:53,781 --> 00:46:57,774 Major Rainey. Yes, sir. Yes, they're right here, sir. 435 00:46:57,852 --> 00:47:00,548 They want to speak to someone from the Foundation, 436 00:47:00,621 --> 00:47:03,112 whoever's responsible for what happened here. 437 00:47:03,190 --> 00:47:06,921 I guess that's me, since I've just been told I was operating on my own. 438 00:47:06,994 --> 00:47:09,394 It's the White House. I'll take it. 439 00:47:09,463 --> 00:47:12,626 Devon Miles here, sir. Thank you, sir. 440 00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:15,498 Uh, no, no. We had no inside information. 441 00:47:15,569 --> 00:47:18,538 We were depending on our crime-busting instincts. 442 00:47:18,606 --> 00:47:21,097 Yes, the Foundation for Law and Government... 443 00:47:21,175 --> 00:47:25,839 How can he tell such outrageous lies? With a sincere expression. 444 00:47:27,147 --> 00:47:30,480 Now that this is an official Foundation effort, could we talk about expenses? 445 00:47:30,551 --> 00:47:33,042 I bought that dinner for Robin. I got the motel room. 446 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,783 I'm afraid there's absolutely no justification for any form of expense. 447 00:47:36,857 --> 00:47:38,848 Justification? What are you talking about? 448 00:47:38,926 --> 00:47:42,589 What happened to intuitive thinking, individual effort, flexibility?