1 00:00:00,526 --> 00:00:02,903 In 1972, a crack commando unit... 2 00:00:02,986 --> 00:00:04,738 was sent to prison by a military court... 3 00:00:04,822 --> 00:00:06,240 for a crime they didn't commit. 4 00:00:06,323 --> 00:00:07,574 These men promptly escaped... 5 00:00:07,658 --> 00:00:09,243 from a maximum-security stockade... 6 00:00:09,368 --> 00:00:10,953 to the Los Angeles underground. 7 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:12,579 Today, still wanted by the government... 8 00:00:12,704 --> 00:00:14,581 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 9 00:00:14,706 --> 00:00:17,209 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 10 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:18,502 and if you can find them... 11 00:00:18,544 --> 00:00:20,879 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 12 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,976 - There you are. - Thanks. 13 00:01:58,060 --> 00:01:59,269 I'd get this oil changed. 14 00:01:59,311 --> 00:02:03,440 Well, like I always say, healthy engine, healthy truck. 15 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:05,400 You ladies have a nice day now, hear? 16 00:02:05,484 --> 00:02:06,777 Thanks, Guss. 17 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:42,479 Quiet, huh? 18 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:45,107 Just thinking about how much longer we can hold onto the plant. 19 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:46,525 I've been going through these books. 20 00:02:46,608 --> 00:02:48,735 This is the third straight month sales have been off. 21 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:51,113 Maybe we should take Jason Webb up on his offer. 22 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:52,614 Give up? 23 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:56,451 My little sister, the football player in high school give up? 24 00:02:56,535 --> 00:02:58,662 What happened to your fighting spirit? 25 00:02:58,829 --> 00:03:00,914 In football, we had eleven players. 26 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,791 This team is just you and me, Maryann. 27 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,876 Well, you have a better way to go about it? 28 00:03:05,043 --> 00:03:06,336 I might. 29 00:03:06,878 --> 00:03:08,964 Do you want to tell me about it? 30 00:03:11,967 --> 00:03:13,176 Whoa. 31 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:16,805 What's the matter? 32 00:03:16,888 --> 00:03:18,432 I don't know. There's something wrong with the brakes! 33 00:03:18,515 --> 00:03:19,933 They're not holding! 34 00:03:23,395 --> 00:03:25,856 I don't think I can keep her on the road. 35 00:03:29,484 --> 00:03:31,194 Brace yourself! 36 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,333 Cathy, are you okay? 37 00:04:09,358 --> 00:04:10,817 Yeah, I guess so. 38 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,917 The brake line's been cut. 39 00:04:27,042 --> 00:04:28,585 Cut? Who could have... 40 00:04:28,752 --> 00:04:32,047 I think Guss down at the gas station can give us that answer. 41 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:35,509 I'll give you one guess who must have paid him to do it. 42 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:41,181 You ladies were lucky that you weren't killed. 43 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:44,059 Well, I hope we haven't disappointed your boss, Mr. Webb. 44 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:47,687 Aw, now you aren't inferring that Mr. Webb had something to do with this, are you? 45 00:04:47,813 --> 00:04:49,231 The brake line's been cut. 46 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:51,024 That line looks like it was cut to you? 47 00:04:51,149 --> 00:04:54,528 Well, if you ask me, it looks like it got broke when the truck turned over. 48 00:04:54,611 --> 00:04:56,822 Just like a lady truck driver. 49 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,616 Can't hit the downshift on a little bitty incline. 50 00:05:01,451 --> 00:05:05,455 You just tell your Webb that you're not gonna scare us into selling our plant. 51 00:05:05,622 --> 00:05:07,499 Now you've been lucky so far. 52 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:10,210 Now you've been made a fair offer... 53 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,170 and I think you should take it. 54 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:13,880 Whoa! 55 00:05:14,005 --> 00:05:16,467 Whoa! 56 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:26,309 You two are not gonna walk away from another accident. 57 00:05:26,518 --> 00:05:29,771 So I suggest that you sell out while you still have the chance. 58 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,901 These little ladies got themselves a mess to clean up. 59 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:36,486 Bye-bye! 60 00:05:43,452 --> 00:05:46,997 I think I've got a way, Maryann, to get us some help. 61 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:51,460 You got to admit this is mighty suspicious, Cathy. 62 00:05:51,626 --> 00:05:55,380 We just spent $200 on a one-way bus fare... 63 00:05:55,505 --> 00:05:57,757 to get here just to have some Chinese guy... 64 00:05:57,841 --> 00:06:01,011 tell us that we need another $200 to find the A-Team. 65 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:04,473 You analyze too much, Maryann. Sometimes, you just got to go with the flow. 66 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:05,849 This is the one. 67 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,144 Now, we get the money here, then we wait for the phone call. 68 00:06:09,227 --> 00:06:11,146 - Give me your credit card. - My card? 69 00:06:11,354 --> 00:06:13,648 You're older than me. You have a higher credit limit. 70 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,489 Oh, this is the most ridiculous thing. 71 00:06:38,715 --> 00:06:40,175 Okay, social security number. 72 00:06:40,342 --> 00:06:41,927 861... 73 00:06:42,177 --> 00:06:43,303 08... 74 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:44,721 92... 75 00:06:44,846 --> 00:06:46,223 65. 76 00:06:54,689 --> 00:06:58,735 This A-Team can't be much if we only need $200. 77 00:07:07,452 --> 00:07:10,747 What do you say, B.A.? They check, Hannibal. No connection with the law. 78 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,666 Good. Let's go, Face. 79 00:07:17,212 --> 00:07:18,880 Look at that! No money. 80 00:07:18,964 --> 00:07:22,133 I told you this was gonna be a rip-off. What's this? 81 00:07:22,217 --> 00:07:24,386 "You have just found the A-Team"? 82 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,893 - Hello, I'm Hannibal Smith. - Hi, girls. 83 00:07:39,985 --> 00:07:41,778 You see, it's really the natural spring water... 84 00:07:41,821 --> 00:07:43,154 which makes our soda so good. 85 00:07:43,238 --> 00:07:47,117 It's from the runoff from the mountain that surrounds Sunset Valley where our wells are. 86 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:51,955 You figure it's the source of your water this character Webb is after? 87 00:07:52,122 --> 00:07:54,124 It's hard to tell what he's after. 88 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:57,252 But what we do know is that he's trying to do everything he possibly can... 89 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,462 to put us out of business if we don't sell to him. 90 00:07:59,588 --> 00:08:01,548 Well, Hannibal, breweries do use water. 91 00:08:01,631 --> 00:08:04,134 We've been pretty successful for the four years we've been in business. 92 00:08:04,259 --> 00:08:06,928 But with this guy sabotaging our trucks, our factory... 93 00:08:07,012 --> 00:08:08,972 I don't know how much longer we can hold on. 94 00:08:09,347 --> 00:08:12,517 Excuse me, but, do you think you could please not smoke? 95 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:14,144 Sorry, ladies. 96 00:08:14,269 --> 00:08:15,729 Cathy and I are into health... 97 00:08:15,854 --> 00:08:18,315 and that's really a habit you should try and stop. 98 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,734 Nicotine depletes your Vitamin C... 99 00:08:20,942 --> 00:08:22,861 and it's not good at all for the nerves. 100 00:08:22,986 --> 00:08:24,279 I don't inhale. 101 00:08:24,446 --> 00:08:26,114 Colonel, she's got a point there. 102 00:08:26,197 --> 00:08:27,907 With all the stress that we go through every day... 103 00:08:27,991 --> 00:08:31,953 chasing cops, flipping vans, being the vanguards of justice and all that... 104 00:08:32,037 --> 00:08:35,206 I mean, I think there might be something to this health and vitality stuff. 105 00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:38,543 I mean, they give us vitamin pills at the V.A. all the time... 106 00:08:39,002 --> 00:08:40,211 and we're just crazy about them. 107 00:08:40,295 --> 00:08:42,255 - You can say that again. - All of it? 108 00:08:42,339 --> 00:08:45,967 Ah, never mind, Murdock. Now, can we get down to the problem at hand? 109 00:08:46,051 --> 00:08:48,553 Look, ladies, I think you should be aware... 110 00:08:48,637 --> 00:08:51,014 of the fact that we are rather expensive. 111 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:53,850 Look, there's no problem. We've got some money saved up... 112 00:08:53,975 --> 00:08:56,728 and if we can get Hi-Brite back on its feet, we'll have plenty of cash. 113 00:08:56,853 --> 00:08:59,606 Actually, I want to be honest with you. 114 00:08:59,731 --> 00:09:03,109 I really had no input into hiring the four of you. 115 00:09:03,193 --> 00:09:06,571 Cathy talked me into it. I'm not exactly sure that-- 116 00:09:06,655 --> 00:09:08,504 Now look, if you're not sure you want to hire us-- 117 00:09:08,529 --> 00:09:09,765 You're hired, okay? 118 00:09:11,076 --> 00:09:12,577 My sister is just a little leery here. 119 00:09:12,661 --> 00:09:14,829 Looks like Webb's got the whole town against us. 120 00:09:14,871 --> 00:09:18,917 We can't go to the police, we've got no witnesses. You guys have got to help us. 121 00:09:19,584 --> 00:09:21,503 Well, ladies, in that case... 122 00:09:21,711 --> 00:09:23,004 you've hired the A-Team. 123 00:09:23,088 --> 00:09:24,798 Looks like the first thing we've got to do... 124 00:09:24,881 --> 00:09:26,508 is get you back in business. 125 00:09:26,675 --> 00:09:29,135 Face, we're gonna need some promotion here. 126 00:09:29,219 --> 00:09:31,596 Well, promotion is my middle name. Thanks. 127 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,474 I can see it now, the Templeton Peck Ad Agency. 128 00:09:34,599 --> 00:09:36,935 Hannibal, I think I can get these machines in working order. 129 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,203 Good. Murdock'll help you. 130 00:09:38,228 --> 00:09:40,021 - Murdock! - Come on, Face, we've got work to do. 131 00:09:40,105 --> 00:09:43,483 B.A., it's you and me. You love that. I know you do. 132 00:09:43,525 --> 00:09:46,152 And since I'm hanging around you, I might as well start with you. 133 00:09:46,236 --> 00:09:49,781 - Start what? - I'm gonna get this team into shape. 134 00:09:49,864 --> 00:09:53,159 We're gonna eat the right foods. We're gonna drink the right liquids. 135 00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:55,161 This team is going au naturale. 136 00:09:55,245 --> 00:09:56,621 This is all natural, sucker. 137 00:09:56,705 --> 00:10:01,084 And this is the little elixir of health and vitality that is gonna do it all. 138 00:10:02,043 --> 00:10:04,047 Why don't you have a sip? Come on. 139 00:10:04,915 --> 00:10:07,173 Suck on the essence of vitality. 140 00:10:07,298 --> 00:10:08,883 Power your battery-- 141 00:10:09,759 --> 00:10:13,179 Cathy, I don't believe this. These guys are nuts. Listen to them. 142 00:10:13,263 --> 00:10:16,474 A little eccentric, maybe. They've got great references. 143 00:10:16,558 --> 00:10:20,770 Well, let's see, running an eight hour shift, six days a week... 144 00:10:20,895 --> 00:10:24,065 10 bottles a minute, 600 bottles an hour... 145 00:10:24,149 --> 00:10:27,193 200 cases a day, about 1100 cases a week. 146 00:10:27,277 --> 00:10:29,733 Of course, that figure will go up in a sales increase. 147 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:30,780 Hmm. 148 00:10:31,322 --> 00:10:32,949 How's your credit rating? 149 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:34,534 Not bad. 150 00:10:34,659 --> 00:10:36,692 We own the building and we can use it as collateral. 151 00:10:36,717 --> 00:10:37,512 Good. 152 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,748 How about going down to the bank and applying for a loan... 153 00:10:39,831 --> 00:10:44,127 so we can have some working capital? - Deducted from our bill, of course. 154 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:52,218 Do I detect a certain, shall we say, interest in a certain direction, Hannibal? 155 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,929 Well, Face, I always like to make friends. 156 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,849 Colonel, I'd like to lodge a complaint. 157 00:10:57,974 --> 00:11:00,769 B.A. tried to insert a can of Hi-Brite into my mouth. 158 00:11:00,852 --> 00:11:03,438 Now, it didn't go in, but it hurt. 159 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:06,399 Captain, you said you were gonna get along with him this week. 160 00:11:06,524 --> 00:11:08,067 Well, I'm trying to. 161 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:11,362 Would you like some trail mix? I got some nice sun-dried raisins here. 162 00:11:11,446 --> 00:11:12,447 Thanks. 163 00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:16,826 I'm really-- I'm really gonna get behind this health food stuff. 164 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:20,747 You know, once we get into production, maybe we'll find out why... 165 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:24,375 a guy who makes beer is so interested in a health soda factory. 166 00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:27,003 Uh, you, would you like a nut? 167 00:12:02,372 --> 00:12:04,958 Boy, she's a real beauty, isn't she, B.A.? 168 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:08,586 I mean, the cotton gin, the steam engine, they may all have been precursors... 169 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:10,338 to the industrial revolution, but nothing... 170 00:12:10,421 --> 00:12:13,258 nothing can beat an MAKR 73... 171 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,927 carbonated bottling machine with optional labeler. 172 00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:17,637 Time for lunch, guys. 173 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,891 You'll love 'em. 174 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,772 Where's the meat? This sandwich's full of weeds. 175 00:12:27,856 --> 00:12:30,775 Those are bean sprouts. They're great in the fiber department. 176 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,360 I don't eat nothing I don't know. 177 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,321 Oh, where's your sense of adventure, B.A.? I mean, look at me. 178 00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:37,282 I'm looking at these itty bitty black things... 179 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,242 I don't know what they are, but I'm gonna eat them anyway. 180 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,743 Some of them are even moving. 181 00:12:41,119 --> 00:12:42,203 You're funny. 182 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:45,957 Just got a call from Hannibal. The office is all set. 183 00:12:46,124 --> 00:12:49,419 And they're ready to go. He wants you to get the machines running... 184 00:12:49,544 --> 00:12:51,671 and they're gonna need all the soda you can turn out. 185 00:12:51,796 --> 00:12:54,966 See, I told you it'd work, Maryann. We're back in business. 186 00:13:07,228 --> 00:13:10,440 That's right, seven delicious fruit flavors. 187 00:13:10,607 --> 00:13:14,193 50 cases? I'll tell you what, why don't I make it an even 60, huh? 188 00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:15,445 You'll thank me later. 189 00:13:15,612 --> 00:13:17,780 Great. Yeah. Thanks for calling. 190 00:13:18,489 --> 00:13:21,618 Yeah, Hi-Brite Soda. Oh, you saw our ad. 191 00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:24,662 Yeah, oh, you'll love it. It's all natural. 192 00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:28,416 I can promise delivery at your supermarkets by the end of the week. 193 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:31,878 Yes, we come in 16 ounce bottles also. 194 00:13:32,003 --> 00:13:36,466 Uh-huh. 120 cases. You got it. 195 00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,718 Our tangerine lime is very refreshing. 196 00:13:38,801 --> 00:13:40,678 No, we never use anything artificial. 197 00:13:40,803 --> 00:13:44,182 It's sort of kinda more of a fruit juice than an actual soft drink. 198 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:48,311 Right. Very healthy for you. Got lots of vitamin C. 199 00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:50,438 Thirty-five cases? Great. 200 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:53,274 Would you put dirty oil in your engine? Of course not. 201 00:13:53,358 --> 00:13:57,111 That's why we at Hi-Brite Soda guarantee that we use only virgin spring water... 202 00:13:57,195 --> 00:14:01,449 along with that, you get high complex vitamin C, along with your bioflavonoids. 203 00:14:01,658 --> 00:14:05,370 25 cases of cherry, good. What about that grape? 204 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,830 Lot of rutin in grape. Makes your eyes real shiny. 205 00:14:07,997 --> 00:14:10,041 Good. Ten cases. Fabulous. 206 00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:13,044 Hi-Brite Soda? What can we do for you? 207 00:14:13,836 --> 00:14:16,506 Looks like Face's ad campaign is starting to pay off. 208 00:14:16,714 --> 00:14:20,259 Yeah. This keeps up, we'll get back in full production in a couple of days. 209 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,513 I'd like to see Webb's face when he finds out. 210 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,473 What do you mean they're back in business? 211 00:14:25,556 --> 00:14:28,059 Yeah, I know I told you I shut them down. 212 00:14:28,226 --> 00:14:29,727 Well, I don't know. 213 00:14:29,978 --> 00:14:31,938 Okay, okay, we'll get on it. 214 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:43,908 Hey! 215 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:48,830 Hi-Brite just took out a bank loan to pay for the ad agency they hired. 216 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,209 - How many cases did you see? - At least 300, Mr. Webb. 217 00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:56,045 I got a call from this guy who works in one of the Farrell Supermarkets. 218 00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:58,798 He says they're stocking Hi-Brite Soda in all their outlets. 219 00:14:58,923 --> 00:15:00,842 They're expecting to deliver by the middle of the week. 220 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,802 They gotta get their trucks through first. 221 00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:04,804 Yeah, that's right. They got to get through first. 222 00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:07,390 I want every road out of that factory watched round the clock. 223 00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,100 You see one Hi-Brite truck on the road... 224 00:15:09,183 --> 00:15:11,019 I want you to make sure it smashes into a wall. 225 00:15:11,102 --> 00:15:13,521 I promise you, not one of them trucks is gonna get through. 226 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,815 They better not. I don't care how many cases they got on order. 227 00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:18,026 They don't deliver, they close down. 228 00:15:28,036 --> 00:15:31,456 - This is genius. Pure genius! - Thank you, Murdock. 229 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,708 No, I was referring to Hannibal's part. 230 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:38,046 What're you talking about? I'm the guy who figured out how to do this. 231 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,547 - Want some trail mix? - No, I don't. 232 00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:41,382 - Some nuts? Almonds? - I don't want anything. 233 00:15:41,466 --> 00:15:43,342 - Calm your nerves. - My nerves are fine. 234 00:15:43,468 --> 00:15:44,969 - I'll be waiting for you. - Good. 235 00:15:45,053 --> 00:15:46,179 - I'll be here. - Great. 236 00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:47,889 I'll be seeing you. 237 00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:51,684 I'll be looking for you when you come back. 238 00:16:19,837 --> 00:16:24,258 Boy, oh, boy! My first day on the job, you talk about luck. 239 00:16:24,675 --> 00:16:27,261 Hi, I'm Happy Harrison. Yeah. 240 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:31,599 I'll tell you, talk about lucky, I got the local run. What'd you get? 241 00:16:31,808 --> 00:16:35,770 Yeah, I see your run takes you all the way up to Fresno, huh? 242 00:16:35,853 --> 00:16:38,940 - Yeah. You got the local? - Yeah. 243 00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:41,150 I can't say I'm not just a little disappointed! 244 00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:45,363 See, I know this great gal up there, I tell you. 245 00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:47,198 Hey, wait a minute. 246 00:16:47,824 --> 00:16:52,078 If they think I'm taking this load 300 miles on short notice... 247 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,080 they're out of their ever loving minds! 248 00:16:54,205 --> 00:16:56,749 - Well, I don't know about that. See, I just-- - You take it! 249 00:16:57,188 --> 00:16:57,934 What? 250 00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:00,711 - You got orders, you're new. - Yeah. 251 00:17:00,837 --> 00:17:02,755 You take the load. 252 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:06,843 Oh, I get it. It's kind of like job seniority. 253 00:17:06,968 --> 00:17:09,846 No, it's called keeping your job. 254 00:17:10,054 --> 00:17:11,681 Right. 255 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,393 Let's go fishing. 256 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:14,035 ♪ The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be ♪ 257 00:18:14,118 --> 00:18:17,496 ♪ Ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be ♪ 258 00:18:18,206 --> 00:18:21,083 ♪ The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be ♪ 259 00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:25,213 ♪ Many long years ago ♪ 260 00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,384 It's about time! 261 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:37,808 I was getting worried. I mean, I've gone through a whole bag of trail mix. 262 00:18:37,892 --> 00:18:39,936 Murdock, this calls for a celebration. 263 00:18:40,061 --> 00:18:42,146 Why are you doing this to yourself? 264 00:18:42,313 --> 00:18:44,482 Aw, come on, you're not gonna start again. 265 00:18:44,565 --> 00:18:48,152 Faceman, I'm only concerned about your cardiovascular system. 266 00:18:48,236 --> 00:18:50,238 Do you realize you're taking into your lungs... 267 00:18:50,321 --> 00:18:52,740 foul disgusting dead matter? 268 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,243 Man, I've about had it with all this health stuff! 269 00:18:55,326 --> 00:18:57,144 Well, I find that offensive. 270 00:18:57,453 --> 00:18:58,496 What? 271 00:18:58,788 --> 00:19:01,374 Nothing. It's just something that Custer said to the Indian. 272 00:19:01,457 --> 00:19:03,417 Don't think about it. 273 00:19:12,927 --> 00:19:15,346 Hey, Hannibal, I think we got a bite. 274 00:20:07,148 --> 00:20:08,482 You guys are crazy. 275 00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:10,735 Oh, he's an excellent judge of character, huh, Colonel? 276 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:14,655 The Hi-Brite Soda company is still in business and we're still making deliveries. 277 00:20:14,739 --> 00:20:16,949 Colonel, may I? 278 00:20:17,241 --> 00:20:21,245 Gentlemen, it's quite obvious from the very sloppy handling of an operation... 279 00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:24,040 as simple as running our truck off the road... 280 00:20:24,165 --> 00:20:28,336 that you gentlemen are suffering from severe vitamin deficiencies. 281 00:20:28,419 --> 00:20:30,671 You are not operating at your peak. 282 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:33,007 Therefore, I want you to listen and I want you to listen good. 283 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:36,510 Because, in order to complete this assignment, this is what you must do. 284 00:20:36,677 --> 00:20:40,139 First of all, you must have a weapon. 285 00:20:40,264 --> 00:20:43,267 Second of all, you must check chamber of said weapon... 286 00:20:43,351 --> 00:20:44,810 for possible mechanical blockage. 287 00:20:45,686 --> 00:20:48,314 Thirdly, you must aim said weapon... 288 00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:51,734 at approximately a 45 degree angle... 289 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:54,153 at the rear of said truck. 290 00:20:56,072 --> 00:20:57,698 And then, you must fire. 291 00:20:58,032 --> 00:20:59,909 Oh, that is the gas tank, you know. 292 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,126 Nice, Captain. 293 00:21:12,755 --> 00:21:16,175 Now, you go back and you tell your boss... 294 00:21:16,384 --> 00:21:20,262 if he's got problems with this to talk to me. My name's Smith. 295 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,015 Now start walking. 296 00:21:39,323 --> 00:21:42,159 Hey, big guy. I have a question for you. 297 00:21:42,326 --> 00:21:46,580 Don't you think that Faceman should've highlighted the name a bit more? 298 00:21:46,747 --> 00:21:48,332 I mean, it's missing something, don't you think? 299 00:21:48,457 --> 00:21:51,168 I think that the gold should have been radiating... 300 00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:54,213 more outwards so that the flow catches the eye... 301 00:21:54,338 --> 00:21:56,799 before the eye catches the hard copy. What do you think, big guy? 302 00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,926 I think if you don't stop flapping your lips... 303 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,262 I'm gonna highlight your head black and blue! 304 00:22:01,470 --> 00:22:03,013 I've got to start to give you credit. 305 00:22:03,139 --> 00:22:04,723 I mean, the campaign's working. 306 00:22:04,807 --> 00:22:07,309 The way the orders are coming in, we're gonna have to put on... 307 00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:09,019 another shift by the end of the week. 308 00:22:09,186 --> 00:22:12,022 You guys are unreal. I mean, is there anything you can't do? 309 00:22:12,148 --> 00:22:14,191 Ballet. We stopped going to class. 310 00:22:14,441 --> 00:22:17,403 I figure when Webb gets our message, he's gonna pay us a little visit. 311 00:22:17,486 --> 00:22:19,655 And you're convinced there's something in Webb's office... 312 00:22:19,780 --> 00:22:21,615 that's gonna tell us something. - Oh, yeah. 313 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:24,952 Face reported much too much security for just an ordinary office. 314 00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:26,412 What, do you think they'll come here? 315 00:22:26,495 --> 00:22:28,747 The sucker better have health insurance if he do. 316 00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:30,249 Oh, speaking of health... 317 00:22:30,332 --> 00:22:33,544 I've drawn up that vitamin supplement program I'm gonna put you on. 318 00:22:33,711 --> 00:22:35,754 Yeah, I know you're strong, I know you're strong... 319 00:22:35,838 --> 00:22:39,216 but, you can't spend the rest of your days lifting automobiles over your head. 320 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:42,219 Now, what I suggest is a high-potency multi. 321 00:22:42,303 --> 00:22:45,514 Something that's gonna cover all basic nine minerals and vitamins. 322 00:22:45,639 --> 00:22:47,725 - Give you calcium, magnesium-- - Give me that, fool! 323 00:22:52,688 --> 00:22:54,732 Of course, on the other hand, a balanced diet... 324 00:22:54,857 --> 00:22:56,866 cuts the need for vitamin supplements in half. 325 00:22:56,891 --> 00:22:59,695 - B.A.? Is Face all set? - Yeah. 326 00:22:59,904 --> 00:23:01,739 All ready and wired to go. 327 00:23:01,822 --> 00:23:04,491 Good. Now, all Webb needs... 328 00:23:04,575 --> 00:23:06,285 is a personal invitation. 329 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,120 What do you mean, it hasn't been delivered? 330 00:23:08,204 --> 00:23:09,997 I saw all my trucks go out this morning. 331 00:23:10,497 --> 00:23:11,540 Yes? 332 00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:14,126 It didn't make the stop? 333 00:23:14,335 --> 00:23:17,338 I don't know what's going on. Look, I'll get on it. Don't worry. 334 00:23:18,505 --> 00:23:21,508 First you three get my trucks blown up... 335 00:23:21,592 --> 00:23:24,220 and now, my beers are not getting delivered. 336 00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:25,638 What do I look like, some kind of jerk? 337 00:23:25,763 --> 00:23:27,431 You wind me up in circles and I turn around? 338 00:23:27,514 --> 00:23:29,433 Mr. Webb, you better come quick. 339 00:23:37,233 --> 00:23:38,609 They switched trucks. 340 00:23:38,734 --> 00:23:41,654 That's what they meant when they said we'd be making their deliveries for them. 341 00:23:42,613 --> 00:23:45,658 A-Team? They are those military guys wanted by the government. 342 00:23:45,741 --> 00:23:47,618 Well, I don't care who they are! 343 00:23:48,369 --> 00:23:50,329 They use my drivers to deliver their soda... 344 00:23:50,454 --> 00:23:53,207 they shoot up one of my trucks, they're ruining my business! 345 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,960 It's that ad campaign, Mr. Webb. It's killing us. 346 00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:57,419 Well, who's running it for them? 347 00:23:57,503 --> 00:23:59,713 - A guy named Templeton Peck. - Find him! 348 00:23:59,797 --> 00:24:00,798 That's right. 349 00:24:00,881 --> 00:24:03,509 That's right, I want three of those big billboards... 350 00:24:03,592 --> 00:24:05,094 like you see on I-Five. 351 00:24:05,261 --> 00:24:08,389 Exactly. Now-- Let me get back to you on this. 352 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:11,850 Hold all my calls, Miss Olsen. 353 00:24:20,609 --> 00:24:22,528 So, you're Templeton Peck, huh? 354 00:24:22,611 --> 00:24:23,904 I've heard a lot about you. 355 00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:26,573 You're the guy who runs the ad campaign for the Hi-Brite Soda company. 356 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:29,285 Yes, yes, indeed I do, and may I... 357 00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:32,288 take a few minutes here to tell you that... 358 00:24:32,496 --> 00:24:35,666 well, with my agency's help, we've managed to... 359 00:24:35,749 --> 00:24:38,836 triple business in the local market here. 360 00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:43,299 Yeah, you see, advertising, that's the secret. 361 00:24:43,424 --> 00:24:47,428 All the quality beer in the world would just sit on the shelf... 362 00:24:47,511 --> 00:24:50,014 if it wasn't for advertising. 363 00:24:50,139 --> 00:24:51,598 You have to have a demand... 364 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:54,143 and demand, well, it doesn't just happen, you know... 365 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:55,978 it has to be created. 366 00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:57,354 That's right... 367 00:24:57,479 --> 00:25:00,149 you see, and that, my friend, is advertising. 368 00:25:02,484 --> 00:25:04,903 Yes, the right kind of advertising... 369 00:25:05,029 --> 00:25:07,614 can make or break a company and that's what to expect... 370 00:25:07,781 --> 00:25:09,700 from Templeton Peck. - Good. 371 00:25:09,825 --> 00:25:13,329 You're hired. Here's $10,000. 372 00:25:13,454 --> 00:25:15,622 Gee, $10,000. 373 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:17,291 With money like this, we could... 374 00:25:17,374 --> 00:25:19,668 we could probably set up some accounts and go national-- 375 00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:21,670 You don't understand, Mr. Peck. 376 00:25:21,795 --> 00:25:23,756 I want you to spend all that money on the Hi-Brite account. 377 00:25:23,881 --> 00:25:25,049 The Hi-Brite account? 378 00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:26,717 I want you to put them out of business. 379 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,594 - Yeah, but-- - Look... 380 00:25:28,844 --> 00:25:30,888 there's $10,000 here. 381 00:25:31,055 --> 00:25:32,431 Mr. Webb... 382 00:25:32,556 --> 00:25:36,518 if you think I can be bribed to sabotage an ad campaign... 383 00:25:36,643 --> 00:25:38,187 You got 24 hours. 384 00:25:38,395 --> 00:25:39,938 If I don't see some results... 385 00:25:40,064 --> 00:25:41,565 you're going to a funeral. 386 00:25:41,815 --> 00:25:43,108 Your own. 387 00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:51,992 Hannibal, I don't like to complain... 388 00:25:52,076 --> 00:25:54,745 but why is it that I'm always the one... 389 00:25:54,828 --> 00:25:57,998 who has to stick his head inside the lion's mouth? 390 00:25:58,082 --> 00:26:00,125 - It's your personality. - Personality. 391 00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:03,379 Look, in 24 hours, I'm a dead man unless I can... 392 00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:07,299 turn this Hi-Brite Soda ad campaign around cold. 393 00:26:07,383 --> 00:26:08,300 Oh, yeah. 394 00:26:08,384 --> 00:26:11,095 Webb's donation to the world of advertising. 395 00:26:13,889 --> 00:26:15,391 Pays our fee. 396 00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:16,892 Did you find anything? 397 00:26:17,017 --> 00:26:19,978 Oh, yeah, yeah. The way this metal detector went off in Webb's office... 398 00:26:20,062 --> 00:26:21,855 there's a safe in there somewhere. 399 00:26:22,022 --> 00:26:24,483 Probably behind the screen in the corner. 400 00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:26,568 There's only one way to find out. 401 00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:28,028 Murdock... 402 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:29,780 go with Face. 403 00:29:28,709 --> 00:29:30,544 I love you, baby. 404 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,634 One chimpanzee, two chimpanzees, three chimpan-- 405 00:29:37,718 --> 00:29:39,928 - What are you doing? - I'm counting chimpanzees, do you mind? 406 00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:40,887 Three chimpanzee-- 407 00:29:41,054 --> 00:29:42,264 I thought it was one Mississippi, two-- 408 00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:43,932 No, that's when they're taking your pulse. 409 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:45,934 It's chimpanzees when you take time exposures. 410 00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:48,687 Five chimpanzees, six chimpanzees, ten chimpanzees. 411 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:50,439 Watch this. 412 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,610 It's perfect. 413 00:30:44,368 --> 00:30:46,578 I got faith in you, little brother. 414 00:30:53,502 --> 00:30:54,753 Voila. 415 00:31:40,674 --> 00:31:41,967 Look. 416 00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:45,011 They all have names of businesses in the Valley on them. 417 00:31:45,554 --> 00:31:46,805 Yeah. 418 00:31:47,097 --> 00:31:50,100 Right here, in the center, the Hi-Brite Soda factory. 419 00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:52,436 Well, the Colonel ought to see this, look. 420 00:31:53,395 --> 00:31:54,980 All of these checks... 421 00:31:55,272 --> 00:31:56,940 have names that correspond... 422 00:31:57,023 --> 00:31:58,650 to the businesses on this map. 423 00:31:58,734 --> 00:32:00,527 Look's like Webb's trying to buy up the Valley. 424 00:32:00,610 --> 00:32:02,237 Except this one here... 425 00:32:02,612 --> 00:32:04,990 made out to the Palmdale Construction Company. 426 00:33:00,462 --> 00:33:03,298 If only I'd had my extra stress vitamin B's... 427 00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:06,635 I know I could've held them off a couple of hours. Maybe, even a day or two. 428 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,929 Important thing is, we've got this check. 429 00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:11,681 Yeah, I got a real queasy feeling in my stomach, Hannibal. 430 00:33:11,807 --> 00:33:13,517 Webb knows about the break-in. 431 00:33:13,683 --> 00:33:14,726 You're right. 432 00:33:14,935 --> 00:33:16,812 It's not part of the plan, Face. 433 00:33:18,021 --> 00:33:20,273 Oh, Colonel, not a cigar. 434 00:33:20,607 --> 00:33:22,067 The nicotine... 435 00:33:22,192 --> 00:33:24,194 it depletes your vitamin C. 436 00:33:27,781 --> 00:33:29,991 It had to be those guys that blew up your truck. 437 00:33:30,116 --> 00:33:31,284 The A-Team. 438 00:33:31,368 --> 00:33:34,120 I don't get it. How did they know about the safe? 439 00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:35,872 You know, it's funny. 440 00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:39,709 These guys showed up, just about the same time that the Roger sisters hired this... 441 00:33:39,793 --> 00:33:40,836 Peck character... 442 00:33:40,961 --> 00:33:43,004 and his campaign turned the whole thing around. 443 00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:45,590 Do you think this Peck and those guys are connected? 444 00:33:45,715 --> 00:33:47,884 All I know is that his 24 hours are up. 445 00:33:47,968 --> 00:33:50,637 We're supposed to meet him at his office, and I'll tell you this... 446 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:54,391 he better show us he put the brakes on the Hi-Brite ad campaign, or he's dead. 447 00:34:03,316 --> 00:34:05,402 I should've known I couldn't trust that guy! 448 00:34:05,485 --> 00:34:07,028 We'll find him, Mr. Webb. 449 00:34:15,829 --> 00:34:18,290 I think we just found him. 450 00:34:37,642 --> 00:34:40,353 Our friend, Mr. Peck, is gonna have a lot of questions to answer. 451 00:34:40,478 --> 00:34:44,274 And now, ladies and gentlemen, our camera will reveal... 452 00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:46,902 which of the soft drinks our subjects have chosen. 453 00:34:46,985 --> 00:34:50,405 Will it be can A, can B, or can C? 454 00:34:50,614 --> 00:34:54,034 Yes, I see all three subjects have chosen... 455 00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:55,285 can A. 456 00:34:55,410 --> 00:34:58,163 And can A is... 457 00:34:59,706 --> 00:35:03,084 Yes! Hi-Brite soda. 458 00:35:08,048 --> 00:35:11,509 Well, I see our second group of taste testers have just arrived. 459 00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:14,054 I'm sure everybody out there recognizes... 460 00:35:14,179 --> 00:35:16,806 Mr. Jason Webb, owner of Webb Beers. 461 00:35:16,890 --> 00:35:19,017 Now Mr. Webb, has graciously consented... 462 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,770 to be one of our sample taste testers. 463 00:35:21,895 --> 00:35:23,855 Your clock has just wound down, buddy. 464 00:35:23,939 --> 00:35:26,691 I don't think so. Smile, you're on TV. 465 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:29,611 And now, Mr. Webb, if you will kindly... 466 00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:31,613 step over to the tasting table. 467 00:35:31,696 --> 00:35:33,907 No, I've got to go. 468 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,834 I sure am glad that... 469 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,670 construction companies aren't open on Saturdays. 470 00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:48,672 I would've had to take them on single-handedly. 471 00:35:48,755 --> 00:35:51,591 You couldn't take on a bunch of Girl Scouts single-handedly. 472 00:35:51,675 --> 00:35:54,010 Niacin. You're low on niacin. 473 00:35:54,135 --> 00:35:56,554 You know why? Because you're grouchy, and depressed. 474 00:35:56,638 --> 00:35:58,056 But I understand. I understand. Here... 475 00:35:58,139 --> 00:36:00,100 here big guy. You just take two of these... 476 00:36:00,183 --> 00:36:01,685 after every meal... 477 00:36:01,768 --> 00:36:04,062 and you're gonna be smiling, from ear to ear... 478 00:36:04,187 --> 00:36:06,272 clicking your heels a three-quarter time. 479 00:36:06,856 --> 00:36:09,234 Hey, guys. Look what I found. 480 00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:16,992 What is it? 481 00:36:19,035 --> 00:36:22,497 This is a lake shore condo development. 482 00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:24,916 Look at these streets. 483 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,668 Sutton, Verdugo... 484 00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:30,255 those are the streets that run past the Hi-Brite Soda factory. 485 00:36:30,338 --> 00:36:31,840 So where's the soda plant? 486 00:36:31,965 --> 00:36:33,842 I guess it was right about... 487 00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:36,678 here. Right in the middle of the lake, underwater. 488 00:36:36,803 --> 00:36:38,763 Those dummies think... 489 00:36:38,972 --> 00:36:41,516 they can use the springs under the Hi-Brite factory... 490 00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:43,601 to form a man made lake... 491 00:36:44,185 --> 00:36:46,396 and sell condos on the shore line. 492 00:36:46,563 --> 00:36:47,897 No wonder they... 493 00:36:48,064 --> 00:36:50,358 they bought all the property around the Hi-Brite plant. 494 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:52,902 Webb hasn't got the money to do a project this big. 495 00:36:52,986 --> 00:36:54,612 There'd have to be a backer or a money man. 496 00:36:54,696 --> 00:36:56,364 Look at this, Colonel. 497 00:36:56,531 --> 00:36:59,159 Here are the loan papers for the construction of the condo... 498 00:36:59,242 --> 00:37:01,286 and guess who's loaning them the money. 499 00:37:01,411 --> 00:37:02,954 The Valley View Bank. 500 00:37:03,442 --> 00:37:05,592 That's the same bank that loaned the money to the-- 501 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:06,657 To the girls. 502 00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:14,549 Ladies. 503 00:37:14,716 --> 00:37:16,176 How can I help you? 504 00:37:16,426 --> 00:37:19,095 We just stopped by, Mr. Barrington, to repay our loan. 505 00:37:19,179 --> 00:37:21,473 Business has been so good... 506 00:37:21,556 --> 00:37:24,059 we can afford to repay our loan early. 507 00:37:24,142 --> 00:37:25,393 I see. 508 00:37:25,727 --> 00:37:29,939 Well, I'm afraid there's a slight problem here. 509 00:37:30,023 --> 00:37:32,734 It seems you just defaulted on your loan. 510 00:37:41,910 --> 00:37:44,329 Hannibal, you should've seen the look on Webb's face. 511 00:37:44,412 --> 00:37:46,039 I don't think the man likes soda. 512 00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:48,374 - Where are the girls? - I sent them down to the bank... 513 00:37:48,458 --> 00:37:50,085 to see Mr. Barrington. - Barrington. 514 00:37:50,168 --> 00:37:51,961 There's no need to build up interest. 515 00:37:52,045 --> 00:37:54,839 Barrington is the guy who's behind all this. 516 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:59,260 This whole matter could have resolved itself... 517 00:37:59,385 --> 00:38:01,596 had you ladies not been so obstinate... 518 00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:03,139 as to hire the A-Team. 519 00:38:03,598 --> 00:38:06,059 You mean, we just let you take over the plant... 520 00:38:06,142 --> 00:38:07,769 and force us into selling. 521 00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:10,657 There's no way you're gonna get away with this. 522 00:38:10,682 --> 00:38:11,839 Oh, no? 523 00:38:12,816 --> 00:38:15,443 There are certain loose ends that need to be tied... 524 00:38:15,568 --> 00:38:17,195 but we can take care of that. 525 00:38:22,742 --> 00:38:23,910 Yes. 526 00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:27,163 Well, when? 527 00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:31,167 All right, I'll handle it. 528 00:38:33,670 --> 00:38:35,588 That was Marlowe at the construction site. 529 00:38:35,672 --> 00:38:37,590 Someone broke into his trailer. 530 00:38:37,799 --> 00:38:39,467 They found the loan papers. 531 00:38:39,592 --> 00:38:42,720 The A-Team. They're probably on their way over here right now. 532 00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:46,099 Then I think we should prepare a proper welcome for them then. 533 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:51,271 Miss Reynolds, if a Mr. Smith calls, tell him we've gone to the brewery. 534 00:38:58,236 --> 00:39:01,739 Barrington left word he could be found at Webb's Brewery. 535 00:39:01,865 --> 00:39:04,075 - Left word? - Yeah. 536 00:39:04,492 --> 00:39:08,580 And his secretary said that he saw him take Maryann and Cathy with him. 537 00:39:08,663 --> 00:39:12,458 Why do I get the feeling I'm one of the six hundred riding into the valley of death? 538 00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:15,003 Barrington and the others are going to be waiting for us. 539 00:39:15,128 --> 00:39:18,423 I feel an anxiety attack coming on. This is a very stressful situation... 540 00:39:18,506 --> 00:39:19,993 It's time for my B-12 anyway. 541 00:39:20,018 --> 00:39:21,491 - You want one? - No. 542 00:39:22,969 --> 00:39:24,429 Oh, what are we going to do? 543 00:39:24,679 --> 00:39:29,392 Since Barrington is so anxious to take over a soda pop plant... 544 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:32,020 why don't we give him a taste of what he wants? 545 00:39:32,228 --> 00:39:34,939 - All seven flavors? - Why not? 546 00:41:25,174 --> 00:41:26,884 When all this unpleasantness is over... 547 00:41:27,010 --> 00:41:29,012 I don't want any of them found, understand? 548 00:41:29,137 --> 00:41:30,805 Don't worry, they won't be. 549 00:41:33,558 --> 00:41:35,393 You guys all right up there? 550 00:41:36,436 --> 00:41:37,895 They're coming! 551 00:41:48,281 --> 00:41:49,741 I see you were expecting us. 552 00:41:49,824 --> 00:41:52,535 Well, I like to be ready for any contingency. 553 00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:54,454 You've caused me a great deal of trouble. 554 00:41:54,537 --> 00:41:58,499 We have, haven't we? And you know what? You haven't seen anything yet? 555 00:41:58,708 --> 00:42:00,335 - Kill them! - Wait a minute. 556 00:42:00,460 --> 00:42:02,754 Where's the skinny guy with the baseball hat? 557 00:42:03,046 --> 00:42:06,007 I was waiting for you to ask. Murdock! 558 00:42:06,174 --> 00:42:08,509 Seven all-natural flavors. 559 00:42:08,843 --> 00:42:12,347 The A-Team's way of saying don't fool with Mother Nature. 560 00:43:13,241 --> 00:43:14,951 It's all right, ladies, it's all right. 561 00:43:15,034 --> 00:43:16,411 Oh, thank you. 562 00:43:21,290 --> 00:43:23,876 I love it when a plan comes together. 563 00:43:30,925 --> 00:43:33,177 Well, with Webb and Barrington out of the way... 564 00:43:33,261 --> 00:43:35,596 you shouldn't have any trouble marketing your soda. 565 00:43:35,930 --> 00:43:38,850 Now that business is over, let's get down to basics, like... 566 00:43:39,725 --> 00:43:41,769 a candlelight dinner, a little cognac? 567 00:43:41,853 --> 00:43:43,771 I know this terrific Hungarian restaurant. 568 00:43:43,855 --> 00:43:47,275 - Well, do they have a gypsy violinist? - Of course they do. 569 00:43:48,985 --> 00:43:52,113 Well, I have to admit, I was wrong about you, Smith. 570 00:43:52,655 --> 00:43:54,448 The A-Team definitely know what they're doing. 571 00:43:54,532 --> 00:43:56,534 I'm sorry I ever doubted you. 572 00:43:56,701 --> 00:43:58,828 I hope you can accept my apologies. 573 00:43:58,953 --> 00:44:00,329 I'll look forward to it. 574 00:44:00,496 --> 00:44:02,707 Sometimes there's a method in our madness. 575 00:44:02,790 --> 00:44:04,667 Speaking of madness. 576 00:44:10,590 --> 00:44:12,175 Excuse me, ladies. 577 00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:15,011 Gentlemen, I have put down on paper... 578 00:44:15,094 --> 00:44:17,555 a vitamin and diet supplement program... 579 00:44:17,638 --> 00:44:21,517 which I believe to the very best of my ability, compliments your personal... 580 00:44:21,642 --> 00:44:25,980 metabolic and caloric needs to sustain health and vitality. 581 00:44:27,356 --> 00:44:31,694 Face, for you, iron. A lot of iron. 582 00:44:34,530 --> 00:44:37,200 Colonel, you have the gray matter. 583 00:44:37,950 --> 00:44:41,287 Fortified with trace elements and minerals, sir. 584 00:44:41,662 --> 00:44:43,247 Thanks, Murdock. 585 00:44:43,956 --> 00:44:46,792 And B.A. we know you've got the bulk, baby. 586 00:44:46,876 --> 00:44:49,837 We all know that. You're strong. But, what you lack is endurance. 587 00:44:49,962 --> 00:44:51,589 Now, I've worked out a program here... 588 00:44:51,672 --> 00:44:54,175 that's going to keep your muscles at peak proficiency. 589 00:44:55,384 --> 00:44:56,552 Thank you. 590 00:44:56,969 --> 00:44:59,055 And I got something special for you. 591 00:44:59,722 --> 00:45:01,891 This is my B.A. all-purpose... 592 00:45:01,974 --> 00:45:03,809 multi body-building tablet. 593 00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:05,686 Take it, and you'll be a new man. 594 00:45:05,853 --> 00:45:08,064 Will this make me as strong as you? 595 00:45:08,189 --> 00:45:10,233 Yeah. Swallow it and see. 596 00:45:24,906 --> 00:45:28,534 Hey, sucker. You're dead meat. Understand?