1 00:00:00,651 --> 00:00:02,861 In 1972, a crack commando unit... 2 00:00:02,986 --> 00:00:04,655 was sent to prison by a military court... 3 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,323 for a crime they didn't commit. 4 00:00:06,365 --> 00:00:07,616 These men promptly escaped... 5 00:00:07,699 --> 00:00:09,284 from a maximum-security stockade... 6 00:00:09,368 --> 00:00:10,953 to the Los Angeles underground. 7 00:00:11,036 --> 00:00:12,621 Today, still wanted by the government... 8 00:00:12,663 --> 00:00:14,623 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 9 00:00:14,706 --> 00:00:17,138 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 10 00:00:17,209 --> 00:00:18,460 and if you can find them... 11 00:00:18,544 --> 00:00:21,088 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 12 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,712 Pickup, Patty. 13 00:01:52,471 --> 00:01:54,598 If I'm lying, I'm dying, Patty. 14 00:01:56,683 --> 00:02:00,229 So anyway, this big old possum about the size of a Doberman. 15 00:02:00,562 --> 00:02:01,688 He was big. 16 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:04,650 He come scooting out from underneath the front axle. 17 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:07,486 I don't know, I guess he was up there where the exhaust is... 18 00:02:07,569 --> 00:02:08,654 'cause it's kind of warm up there. 19 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:10,155 He probably fell asleep, I don't know. 20 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:12,574 - Anyway, he comes scooting out... - Yeah. 21 00:02:12,658 --> 00:02:14,927 ...grabbed my cheeseburger and took off. 22 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,995 He takes off like a turpentine cat. 23 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,652 Might near scared me to death. 24 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:21,875 Biggest darn possum I ever did see in my whole life. 25 00:02:23,126 --> 00:02:26,922 Skeeter, all I can say is, I'm glad you haven't deserted us. 26 00:02:27,005 --> 00:02:28,924 Not in a million years, honey. 27 00:02:29,091 --> 00:02:31,593 You know what I can't figure out? I just can't figure out how... 28 00:02:31,677 --> 00:02:33,971 that Cactus Jack Slater can get away with this here thing? 29 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:36,807 Come on, Skeeter, he's got a lot of nasty friends. 30 00:02:37,599 --> 00:02:39,643 I guess most people just rather not have any trouble. 31 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:41,019 They stay away. 32 00:02:41,144 --> 00:02:43,146 - He's busted up a couple of rigs. - He has? 33 00:02:43,272 --> 00:02:45,023 And put the word out this place is off limits. 34 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:47,442 How come you folks haven't gone down to Sheriff's office... 35 00:02:47,484 --> 00:02:50,237 and sworn out a complaint or something? 36 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:54,908 It's just our word against his. 37 00:02:55,033 --> 00:02:56,034 I don't think a piece of paper... 38 00:02:56,118 --> 00:02:58,328 is gonna stop someone like Slater, do you? 39 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,961 Coffee? We got a special on ham and eggs. What can I get you? 40 00:03:06,044 --> 00:03:07,713 Tell you what I'd like, darling. 41 00:03:08,463 --> 00:03:10,465 I'd like to talk to your mom and dad. 42 00:03:10,674 --> 00:03:12,134 Think you can arrange that for me? 43 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:14,261 Actually, they're kind of busy right now. 44 00:03:14,469 --> 00:03:19,391 Is that so? Oh, what a mess. Coffee all over the counter. 45 00:03:19,474 --> 00:03:21,018 Why, that's no way to treat a lady. 46 00:03:21,059 --> 00:03:23,020 Why don't you just get out of our restaurant, Slater. 47 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,563 Why don't you guys just... 48 00:03:25,522 --> 00:03:27,899 get on out of here like she asked you to? 49 00:03:28,525 --> 00:03:29,943 Don't push me. 50 00:03:33,905 --> 00:03:35,115 Now... 51 00:03:35,907 --> 00:03:38,702 I believe I was asking if I could talk to your mom and dad. 52 00:03:38,869 --> 00:03:42,331 Slater, get out before I call the Sheriff. 53 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,083 And take that trash with you. 54 00:03:45,751 --> 00:03:47,669 I come in here to make you my final offer... 55 00:03:47,753 --> 00:03:49,296 for this place and what happens? 56 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,840 Folks start pointing guns at me. 57 00:03:52,049 --> 00:03:55,010 Get out. I'm not gonna say it again. 58 00:03:58,347 --> 00:04:02,100 Come on, boys. I don't think we're welcome here. 59 00:04:04,061 --> 00:04:04,978 Joe! 60 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:07,397 I'd say you need a little lesson in manners, old man. 61 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:10,108 Why don't we all pay a little visit to the kitchen? 62 00:04:10,692 --> 00:04:13,028 See what these folks have on the menu. 63 00:04:29,419 --> 00:04:33,465 Look at that. Your dishes are all blown to hell. 64 00:04:37,302 --> 00:04:39,888 I hear these grills get up to 300 degrees. 65 00:04:40,764 --> 00:04:42,599 I want this place, old man. 66 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:44,726 I want it real bad. 67 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:49,356 You're out of business, Joe. You're closed down. 68 00:05:48,874 --> 00:05:52,461 I'm not surprised that the A-Team turned us down. 69 00:05:53,211 --> 00:05:55,005 It was worth a shot though, Skeeter. 70 00:05:55,130 --> 00:05:57,174 It was either that or sell out to Slater. 71 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,134 Yeah, I guess so. 72 00:05:59,468 --> 00:06:02,888 With Pop in the hospital, we can't fight Slater alone. 73 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,849 Now, it looks like we got to sell. 74 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:10,353 I don't get it. We followed the directions perfectly. 75 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:14,107 Did exactly what the Chinese man said, and no A-Team. 76 00:06:14,232 --> 00:06:15,692 Yeah, I know, Patty. 77 00:06:15,817 --> 00:06:19,029 But I hear they're real particular about who they work for. 78 00:06:20,864 --> 00:06:22,282 We can't give up. 79 00:06:22,532 --> 00:06:24,576 All right, maybe this one is a dead end... 80 00:06:24,659 --> 00:06:27,120 but we'll find a way to stop Slater. 81 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:30,999 What's that? 82 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:51,937 What happened? 83 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,481 There's a rock slide about a quarter mile down the road. 84 00:06:54,564 --> 00:06:56,024 You'll have to take a detour. 85 00:06:56,233 --> 00:06:59,945 - Isn't there any way around? - Nope. Not on this road. 86 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:01,613 Nice truck they got there... 87 00:07:01,696 --> 00:07:04,783 hauling a big load of juicy, red apples. 88 00:07:05,116 --> 00:07:06,326 Well... 89 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:11,748 congratulations, Miss Dutton. You just found the A-Team. 90 00:07:16,294 --> 00:07:19,172 We had to be sure you weren't hauling anything except apples. 91 00:07:19,881 --> 00:07:22,092 And not a bunch of military police. 92 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:25,053 - But I thought that-- - Well, you can't be too careful. 93 00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:26,930 Oh, lordy be, I can't believe this. 94 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,683 I'll be a cat's tail tied to a string of firecrackers. 95 00:07:29,766 --> 00:07:31,977 Are you guys really the A-Team? We found the A-Team? 96 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:33,395 All my friends call me Skeeter. 97 00:07:33,436 --> 00:07:35,501 It's 'cause I'm so quick. I sure am glad to meet you. 98 00:07:35,526 --> 00:07:36,898 - I'm Hannibal Smith. - Hello. 99 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:38,567 This is B.A. Baracus. 100 00:07:39,442 --> 00:07:40,402 Oh. 101 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:43,321 That's Faceman and Murdock's reading the cookbook. 102 00:07:43,446 --> 00:07:45,282 You tell me if I'm right or wrong now. 103 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:48,660 A tray of Rock Cornish Game Hens should be basted... 104 00:07:48,910 --> 00:07:51,830 every 25 minutes until they are a golden brown, right? 105 00:07:51,913 --> 00:07:53,790 We can talk about the stuffing later. 106 00:07:54,087 --> 00:07:55,811 He heard you ran a diner. 107 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:59,045 Now, you told Mr. Lee that some cowboy... 108 00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:00,297 is trying to run you out of business? 109 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,756 Cactus Jack Slater. 110 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,175 He owns a string of coffee shops along the lnterstate. 111 00:08:04,676 --> 00:08:06,845 Stale bread, lousy burgers, cold coffee. 112 00:08:06,928 --> 00:08:08,513 Sounds like he should open an airline. 113 00:08:08,597 --> 00:08:10,974 If you've just got a small family business... 114 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,601 what would make someone like Slater... 115 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,728 be willing to put up the money to buy you out? 116 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:17,856 We can't figure it. God knows we're not getting rich at it. 117 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:21,860 Whatever reason Slater has for wanting to take over our diner, he means to. 118 00:08:21,985 --> 00:08:24,362 He's scared away most of our regulars... 119 00:08:24,446 --> 00:08:25,947 and put my father in the hospital. 120 00:08:26,031 --> 00:08:30,285 Well, slime balls like Slater are tough but we can handle them. 121 00:08:30,452 --> 00:08:32,871 I don't think we can afford to hire you, Mr. Smith. 122 00:08:32,954 --> 00:08:36,124 Well, your daughter already gave us $10,000, ma'am. 123 00:08:36,207 --> 00:08:38,627 Patty, that's your life savings. 124 00:08:39,262 --> 00:08:40,762 It's nothing without you and Dad... 125 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:42,797 having a place of your own to work and live. 126 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:46,426 Our diner is all we have. 127 00:08:46,843 --> 00:08:49,846 I just can't believe this. Imagine me... 128 00:08:50,221 --> 00:08:52,724 standing around jawing with the A-Team. 129 00:08:53,975 --> 00:08:56,311 Well, first thing we have to do is take a look at your place. 130 00:08:56,394 --> 00:08:59,856 So, let's all mount up and move out. Okay? 131 00:09:02,233 --> 00:09:05,570 I've seen worse, Hannibal. Give me a couple of hours... 132 00:09:05,904 --> 00:09:07,572 and some tools... 133 00:09:07,864 --> 00:09:11,493 get rid of Murdock, and I'll have this place looking like new. 134 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:15,830 Man, I am telling you. I mean, here I am reading up on how to prepare food... 135 00:09:15,905 --> 00:09:17,615 so that we can run this diner properly... 136 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,708 and that's the thanks I get. 137 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,210 "Get rid of Murdock." 138 00:09:21,336 --> 00:09:24,547 Okay, then. You take care of the food... 139 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,341 and I'll handle the mechanical stuff. 140 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,093 Right, right. 141 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,387 Look at you, skinny as a rail. 142 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,931 Looks like you could use some good home cooking. 143 00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:35,767 No, you don't. 144 00:09:36,726 --> 00:09:38,728 Save your appetite for dinner. 145 00:09:39,396 --> 00:09:40,730 We have a problem. 146 00:09:40,855 --> 00:09:42,857 Our next delivery isn't till the end of the week. 147 00:09:42,941 --> 00:09:45,860 - Well, what do you need? - Excuse me, Colonel. Excuse me, ma'am. 148 00:09:45,944 --> 00:09:47,654 Since I'm sort of captain of the galley... 149 00:09:47,737 --> 00:09:49,489 I took responsibility upon myself... 150 00:09:49,572 --> 00:09:51,741 to make up a list of the things that we need. 151 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:55,120 It is the only way that Chef Murdock... 152 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:59,958 can create culinary wonders that titillate the palate. 153 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,837 Right. Now, would you give us a rundown on Slater's operation? 154 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:07,173 He's got three diners. One over here on I-Five... 155 00:10:07,298 --> 00:10:09,092 another one on the other side of the junction... 156 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,636 and one just outside of Barstow. 157 00:10:11,803 --> 00:10:13,513 He has an office in his main warehouse... 158 00:10:13,596 --> 00:10:16,141 about 30 miles south of here over in East County. 159 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,059 Face, we're gonna need a picture of one of Slater's trucks. 160 00:10:18,143 --> 00:10:19,185 Right. 161 00:10:20,603 --> 00:10:23,106 And Skeeter, I'd like to borrow your rig. 162 00:10:23,398 --> 00:10:24,649 What're you gonna do? 163 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,651 Grocery shopping. 164 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:33,533 Well, it's a little loud for my tastes, Colonel. 165 00:10:33,616 --> 00:10:35,702 But I do like the home cooking aspect. 166 00:10:35,785 --> 00:10:37,370 It sort of suits my style. 167 00:10:37,495 --> 00:10:40,582 Wait till you see the recipes... 168 00:10:40,665 --> 00:10:43,752 that chef Murdock is going to pull from his secret file. 169 00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:46,546 - What? Eggs over easy? - No, no, no, no, no. 170 00:10:46,629 --> 00:10:49,215 We're going to hash a little trash, after mash. 171 00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:50,759 We're gonna add a little spice... 172 00:10:50,842 --> 00:10:53,136 make it real nice. 173 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,096 Turn up the heat, get ready to eat. 174 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,806 You're gonna eat this if you don't shut up. 175 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,726 Now we got the truck. Now all we have to do is stop theirs. 176 00:10:59,851 --> 00:11:03,563 - Yeah, how we gonna do that? - Face, you will think of a way. 177 00:11:32,383 --> 00:11:35,345 Thanks for stopping. I didn't know what to do. 178 00:11:37,806 --> 00:11:40,517 - What's the matter? - She just died. 179 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,852 You think maybe it could be something electrical? 180 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,021 I was meaning to get a tune up. 181 00:11:55,573 --> 00:11:56,908 How's it look, B.A.? 182 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,493 The fool is under the truck. 183 00:11:58,576 --> 00:11:59,786 I hope he know what he's doing. 184 00:11:59,911 --> 00:12:02,247 Well, you might be surprised at what old Murdock knows. 185 00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:03,832 Now I get the feeling more and more... 186 00:12:03,915 --> 00:12:06,292 that his brain works on many different levels. 187 00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:09,879 Like layers, peeling away one after the other, exposing... 188 00:12:10,004 --> 00:12:12,799 new and wondrous aspects of H. M. Murdock. 189 00:12:12,882 --> 00:12:15,093 - That's very poetic, Face. - I thought so. 190 00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:17,512 Poetic? You mean pathetic. 191 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:20,640 You peel off Murdock's brain, you get nothing but Jell-O. 192 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,725 He thinks he's a French chef. 193 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,769 He's gonna poison us with his cooking. 194 00:12:24,853 --> 00:12:27,772 Now B.A., where's your sense of adventure? 195 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:35,196 Well, could be your regulator shorted out a couple of fuses. 196 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,448 But I got a schedule to keep. 197 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,287 Is he done yet? 198 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,956 Yeah, here the fool come. Hurry up. 199 00:12:49,794 --> 00:12:51,004 Voila! 200 00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:57,051 I have taken the vavoom out of the locomotion. 201 00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:59,679 In other words, that truck is ain't, like going nowhere. 202 00:12:59,804 --> 00:13:00,805 You know what I mean, Colonel? 203 00:13:00,889 --> 00:13:03,600 I mean, it is a stone gathering no moss. Catch my drift? 204 00:13:03,641 --> 00:13:05,894 B.A., let's go do some shopping. 205 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:11,900 Next gas station I pass, I'll send a tow truck back for you. 206 00:13:23,912 --> 00:13:25,705 Can you believe this? 207 00:13:25,914 --> 00:13:27,290 What's wrong? 208 00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:30,460 It was running fine. I just had this baby worked on. 209 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:56,736 Where you going? Got to pick up a load for the Barstow diner. 210 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,614 Okay, pull it on through. 211 00:14:31,062 --> 00:14:32,563 Let's get it loaded. 212 00:14:43,522 --> 00:14:45,118 Peaches. Check. 213 00:14:45,143 --> 00:14:47,027 Limas. Check. 214 00:14:47,097 --> 00:14:49,332 Apple sauce. Check. 215 00:14:49,613 --> 00:14:51,874 Got your coffee. Check. 216 00:14:51,946 --> 00:14:55,169 Murdock, we really could use a hand out there. 217 00:14:55,253 --> 00:14:56,212 I'll be with you in a minute, Colonel. 218 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,630 I just got to inventory these babies here. 219 00:14:57,755 --> 00:15:00,133 Peaches, check. Murdock? 220 00:15:00,425 --> 00:15:04,220 - You wanna trade jobs? - No, I wouldn't, thank you. 221 00:15:06,097 --> 00:15:09,976 Oatmeal, check. Peanuts... 222 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:14,647 B.A., you ain't seen a box outside marked roasted peanuts, have you? 223 00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:19,110 I hate to use parsley as a garnish on my omelets. You know what I mean? 224 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,377 I mean, every old coffee shop you stop at uses parsley. 225 00:15:21,446 --> 00:15:24,198 Right next to that little, thin slice of orange with their omelets. 226 00:15:24,282 --> 00:15:25,533 I thought I'd try something different. 227 00:15:25,616 --> 00:15:28,202 With peanuts, you got your shape, you got your texture. 228 00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:30,371 You look good eating peanuts. You'd look good eating peanuts. 229 00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:32,540 They look good right next to those limas. Don't you think so? 230 00:15:32,582 --> 00:15:35,209 Shut up, fool! We got enough nuts around here. 231 00:15:35,293 --> 00:15:37,211 If you don't get out there and start lifting some things... 232 00:15:37,253 --> 00:15:39,589 I'm gonna turn you and baste you till you're black and blue. 233 00:15:39,756 --> 00:15:42,383 Now, come on now. Go. 234 00:15:44,802 --> 00:15:46,095 B.A... 235 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,182 that was inspirational. 236 00:15:53,978 --> 00:15:56,147 We expecting a truck this afternoon? 237 00:15:57,815 --> 00:15:59,734 Yeah, but it was supposed to be Daly. 238 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,403 I don't recognize those guys. 239 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,325 What the hell's going on out there? 240 00:16:09,077 --> 00:16:11,037 - Hey! - Let's get out of here. 241 00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:14,040 I wanna talk to you guys. 242 00:16:33,101 --> 00:16:34,685 Get me the main gate. 243 00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:39,232 - Front gate. - Yeah, I want that truck stopped. 244 00:16:39,357 --> 00:16:40,900 Yes, sir, Mr. Slater. 245 00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:44,112 He wants us to hold that truck. 246 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,998 Stand on it, B.A. 247 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:39,333 Hi, Warren Havinhurst of Mutual Home lnsurance. 248 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,085 All right, go ahead. 249 00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:52,221 Some guys painted my logo on the side of a truck. 250 00:17:52,263 --> 00:17:54,348 Well, I don't understand it. 251 00:17:54,432 --> 00:17:56,225 Well, if I'm going to settle this claim... 252 00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:57,894 I have to have all the facts. 253 00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,270 And who the hell are you? 254 00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:04,317 Warren Havinhurst, Claims Adjuster, Mutual Home lnsurance. 255 00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:06,110 Boy, you know, it's a good thing... 256 00:18:06,194 --> 00:18:07,403 I was in the area when my office called. 257 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,655 You see, I was scheduled to drive up to Bakersfield, but... 258 00:18:09,739 --> 00:18:11,824 well, I managed to rearrange my schedule... 259 00:18:11,908 --> 00:18:13,826 and get over here as soon as I could. 260 00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:15,870 I didn't call any insurance company. 261 00:18:16,537 --> 00:18:18,206 Yeah. Well, somebody in your office... 262 00:18:18,289 --> 00:18:20,625 probably did and it's a good thing, too. 263 00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,752 What's he doing going through all these files? 264 00:18:22,877 --> 00:18:24,795 He was just looking at the new shopping center. 265 00:18:24,962 --> 00:18:27,548 Oh, I see you're building yourself quite a little complex. 266 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,051 Now, Mr. Slater, my company happens to have... 267 00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,969 an all inclusive commercial insurance-- 268 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,013 I want you to put these files back right away. 269 00:18:36,641 --> 00:18:37,808 Now, look... 270 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,895 I told you I didn't call any Claims Adjuster. 271 00:18:41,062 --> 00:18:43,856 You didn't? Oh, man! 272 00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:47,026 Look, I'm terribly sorry. There must be some mistake. I... 273 00:18:47,151 --> 00:18:50,655 My secretary must have given me the wrong address. I... 274 00:18:51,155 --> 00:18:54,492 Here's a little something our office is giving out. Here. 275 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,952 I got to make another call. 276 00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:57,745 Some guy backed a car through a garage... 277 00:18:57,828 --> 00:19:00,414 right into his swimming pool. Unbelievable, huh? 278 00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:04,001 Right. Well, good luck with your business. Excuse me. 279 00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:27,441 All right. 280 00:19:28,317 --> 00:19:29,986 Get the rest of the boys. 281 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,738 We're going back to the Cup A' Joe. 282 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,158 If those guys think some hamburger patties... 283 00:19:36,284 --> 00:19:37,660 and a couple of cans of beans... 284 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:40,955 can put them back in business, they're crazy. 285 00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:53,467 You get 86. A hot hamburger... 286 00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:54,927 double D. 287 00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:23,164 All right, all right. I'm working on the side here. 288 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,333 Give me a double delight, hold the mayo. 289 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,835 Give me two eyes, over and a stack of nuts. 290 00:20:27,877 --> 00:20:29,295 I need a moose. 291 00:20:29,378 --> 00:20:31,255 And give a mash with that, okay? 292 00:20:31,339 --> 00:20:34,800 Two dogs, burn them and one moo cow, hold the straw. 293 00:20:34,884 --> 00:20:36,677 Can I get a side of skins, too? 294 00:20:51,192 --> 00:20:52,234 How'd it go? 295 00:20:52,276 --> 00:20:54,779 Like a charm. And you'll be interested in this. 296 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:59,075 In Slater's office, I found the blueprints to a new shopping center. 297 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,119 Diner, motels, boutiques, the whole ball of wax. 298 00:21:02,203 --> 00:21:05,122 And guess what? The proposed location... 299 00:21:05,539 --> 00:21:07,958 same address as Cup A' Joe Diner. 300 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,877 - Hmm. - Mmm-hmm. 301 00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:11,962 Now why would he wanna put the money... 302 00:21:12,046 --> 00:21:13,506 into a shopping center out here? 303 00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:16,092 I don't know, but you got to admit it's a pretty central location. 304 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,885 The nearest interstate is ten miles. 305 00:21:17,968 --> 00:21:19,970 All you get is local traffic here. 306 00:21:20,554 --> 00:21:23,307 Anyway, hang up the suit. Put on an apron. 307 00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:24,934 Uh... 308 00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:28,938 I was afraid you were going to forget about us. 309 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,691 Forget about you? Me? Never. 310 00:21:32,983 --> 00:21:34,443 Could you put the cups behind the counter? 311 00:21:34,652 --> 00:21:36,946 Actually, I prefer crystal. 312 00:21:37,238 --> 00:21:40,699 And candlelight? You read my mind. 313 00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:43,786 Now read mine. Cups. 314 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:45,746 Right. 315 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,295 What is this? 316 00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:55,631 What is this, man? Look at that. 317 00:21:55,798 --> 00:21:59,343 Does this look like 100% ground sirloin? No. 318 00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:03,264 Now, I told you I need 100% ground sirloin... 319 00:22:03,347 --> 00:22:05,975 for the Murdock Double Cheeseburger Deluxe. 320 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,435 I gotta have lean meat. You know that. 321 00:22:08,602 --> 00:22:10,187 One other thing... 322 00:22:10,521 --> 00:22:13,023 that microwave, it's gotta go. 323 00:22:13,107 --> 00:22:16,235 I'm not gonna have my food heated and reheated in that thing. 324 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:20,990 All of my food is gonna be sauteed or pan fried. Yeah. 325 00:22:21,031 --> 00:22:23,325 I'm gonna pan fry you. You don't know how to cook. 326 00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:25,286 All you're gonna do is poison the people out there. 327 00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:28,164 That's not true, man. I got my cookbook. Where is it? 328 00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:31,000 That's the type of cookbook they use to feed crazy people like you. 329 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:35,045 Stop talking, there it is. It's got great recipes with lots of vitamins in them. 330 00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:38,591 Where are my pages? Where are my pages? 331 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,721 Okay, guys, stand by. 332 00:22:43,846 --> 00:22:45,973 Slater and his hot dogs will be by any time now. 333 00:22:46,015 --> 00:22:48,684 With the hash I'm slinging, this place is gonna be cooking. 334 00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,352 In fact, I'm thinking of renaming this place. 335 00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:54,732 Instead of Cup A' Joe, I'm gonna call it Krakatoa, Cup A' Java. 336 00:23:03,657 --> 00:23:05,451 You see that billboard, Bowers? 337 00:23:06,744 --> 00:23:08,954 "Free Lunch at Cup A' Joe's." 338 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:23,093 Look at that. Taunting me. 339 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,971 They're dead. 340 00:23:31,936 --> 00:23:33,604 Well, how are we doing? 341 00:23:33,687 --> 00:23:36,065 I've never seen it so busy before in my life. 342 00:23:36,357 --> 00:23:40,194 It pays to advertise. Especially when Slater is paying the bill. 343 00:23:42,238 --> 00:23:45,866 Let's just hope that they come back when the food isn't free. 344 00:24:06,220 --> 00:24:07,388 All right. 345 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:12,184 Now when I walk out of here, I want these guys left in pieces. 346 00:24:13,310 --> 00:24:14,728 Let's do it. 347 00:24:17,273 --> 00:24:19,733 All right, I got three sunny sides here. 348 00:24:20,985 --> 00:24:23,487 Here's your BLT with the extra mayo... 349 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:26,156 and I got five burgers browning on the grill. 350 00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:29,159 Well, would you look at this. 351 00:24:29,451 --> 00:24:30,744 You know, if you didn't know better... 352 00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:33,163 you'd walk in here and think this place had a future. 353 00:24:33,497 --> 00:24:35,916 - It's got a future. - Is that so? 354 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:40,546 - Who are you, pal? - One, I'm not your pal... 355 00:24:41,005 --> 00:24:42,923 and two, you probably didn't notice... 356 00:24:43,007 --> 00:24:44,341 but there's a sign out front... 357 00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:48,512 that says the management gets to refuse service to anyone. 358 00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:51,432 Well, you're anyone. 359 00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:52,766 That's right, sucker. 360 00:24:52,850 --> 00:24:55,269 If you got a problem with that, take it up with me. 361 00:24:55,352 --> 00:24:58,314 Problem? I'll show you what a problem is. 362 00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:13,370 No, that's all right, folks, nothing to worry about. 363 00:25:13,454 --> 00:25:15,831 We just decided to remodel the kitchen a bit. 364 00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,418 Enjoy your meal. 365 00:25:19,877 --> 00:25:21,170 It's not a polite thing... 366 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,464 to interrupt an artist at work. 367 00:25:47,821 --> 00:25:51,200 - It's been fun. - More importantly, it's been educational. 368 00:26:03,879 --> 00:26:05,756 I never thought I'd see the day... 369 00:26:05,839 --> 00:26:09,259 when Cactus Jack Slater and his boys were sent packing like that. 370 00:26:09,385 --> 00:26:10,969 This time we did them over easy. 371 00:26:11,095 --> 00:26:12,971 Next time, we'll scramble them. 372 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:32,991 You need a special touch to keep these fellas from overcooking... 373 00:26:33,075 --> 00:26:35,744 'cause what we're talking about is a light, golden brown... 374 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,162 and it's all in the timing. 375 00:26:37,246 --> 00:26:40,249 That special ability to sense the split second... 376 00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:41,959 that these little muchachos reach... 377 00:26:42,042 --> 00:26:44,378 the critical temperature, which is 192.5 degrees. 378 00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:46,213 Otherwise, what you're talking about is plaster of Paris... 379 00:26:46,296 --> 00:26:47,381 and then breaking the teeth. 380 00:26:47,548 --> 00:26:51,009 You know, Murdock, you'd make somebody an excellent wife. 381 00:26:53,011 --> 00:26:56,265 Have you seen my paprika? I need my paprika. 382 00:26:56,390 --> 00:26:58,016 I'm out of paprika. 383 00:26:58,267 --> 00:26:59,852 Is that bad? 384 00:27:00,310 --> 00:27:01,687 I'm ruined. 385 00:27:03,397 --> 00:27:06,984 Without my paprika, I can't powder my macaroni salad. 386 00:27:07,067 --> 00:27:08,944 Without paprika I can't season my hash browns. 387 00:27:09,069 --> 00:27:11,155 Without paprika I can't serve my eggs. Without paprika-- 388 00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:13,574 All right, all right, all right Murdock, I get the point. 389 00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:15,200 Could you do me a favor? 390 00:27:15,325 --> 00:27:17,828 Could you go out and ask B.A. to rummage around in them cartons out there... 391 00:27:17,911 --> 00:27:20,664 and see if he can find any paprika? 392 00:27:20,747 --> 00:27:22,749 You want me to go out and ask B.A. for paprika? 393 00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:24,418 Remember that girl you had me call? 394 00:27:24,501 --> 00:27:25,794 Paprika. 395 00:27:28,338 --> 00:27:32,259 B.A., Murdock says he needs some paprika for the old hash browns. 396 00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:35,471 Paprika? Yeah, look under spices. 397 00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:37,973 Yeah, you know I've been in there giving Murdock a hand. 398 00:27:38,098 --> 00:27:41,935 You know, just the two of us, hovering over the grill, side by side. 399 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,980 And I gotta tell you, he's very impressive. 400 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,940 Yeah, you ought to give him a chance. 401 00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:49,776 I ain't getting along with nobody. Especially Murdock. 402 00:27:49,860 --> 00:27:52,070 I'm just tolerating him to keep the diner open. 403 00:27:52,154 --> 00:27:53,947 But the fool is driving me crazy. 404 00:27:54,031 --> 00:27:56,033 Asking for this, asking for that... 405 00:27:56,116 --> 00:27:59,411 flipping omelets, turning bacon, and slapping burgers. 406 00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:01,371 Fool think he's the Galloping Gourmet. 407 00:28:01,455 --> 00:28:02,789 Well, I don't know, B.A. You know... 408 00:28:02,873 --> 00:28:04,833 you might learn a little something from Murdock. 409 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,628 I mean, you gotta admit, those crepes this morning he made for breakfast... 410 00:28:07,711 --> 00:28:10,756 they weren't half bad. I mean, I even had seconds. 411 00:28:11,882 --> 00:28:15,636 Yeah, they reminded me of the ones Susie used to make. 412 00:28:17,638 --> 00:28:20,349 You're talking scared, Harry. I don't like that. 413 00:28:20,682 --> 00:28:23,143 Sure, I'm scared. Wouldn't you be? 414 00:28:23,894 --> 00:28:27,648 You said you'd have that diner by this time and you said there'd be no problems. 415 00:28:27,731 --> 00:28:29,858 That's the only reason I got involved in this. 416 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,235 Wrong, Kaplan. 417 00:28:31,318 --> 00:28:33,153 When you changed the blueprints... 418 00:28:33,237 --> 00:28:35,531 and put in an off ramp by the Cup A' Joe... 419 00:28:35,656 --> 00:28:37,574 you knew it would turn into a goldmine. 420 00:28:37,658 --> 00:28:39,660 That's why you got involved in this. 421 00:28:39,743 --> 00:28:42,329 All right, what about these guys Dutton's hired? 422 00:28:42,871 --> 00:28:44,748 - They could ruin everything. - They won't. 423 00:28:44,873 --> 00:28:48,126 They had their punch, now it's my turn. 424 00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:51,213 - What do you mean? - I know a couple of boys in demolition. 425 00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:53,924 I'm gonna arrange a little surprise for these guys. 426 00:28:54,049 --> 00:28:56,093 A surprise that goes boom. 427 00:28:56,927 --> 00:29:00,013 Man, it sounds like this guy's coming back to blow us up. 428 00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:01,181 A pleasant thought. 429 00:29:01,265 --> 00:29:03,517 If there's going to be a souffle that goes boom... 430 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,478 someone should tell this guy the A-Team will make it. 431 00:29:06,562 --> 00:29:07,980 I'll second that, Murdock. 432 00:29:08,063 --> 00:29:10,816 The only way to guard against explosives... 433 00:29:11,024 --> 00:29:12,943 is to get to them before they go off. 434 00:29:13,026 --> 00:29:16,071 And how're we gonna do that if we don't know where they are? 435 00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:20,033 You get an explosives detector. 436 00:29:35,215 --> 00:29:36,967 Is this the right outfit, Murdock? 437 00:29:37,092 --> 00:29:39,886 I don't know. I feel like I've seen myself before. 438 00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:43,640 I feel strangely powerful. 439 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,784 Col. Mylowe, Fifth Armored Bomb Disposal Unit. 440 00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:03,619 Sir. 441 00:30:03,660 --> 00:30:06,913 I want your best explosive sniffing animal and I want him now. 442 00:30:06,997 --> 00:30:09,291 Does the Colonel have written authority for such a request? 443 00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:12,169 Soldier, are we gonna stand here and argue over a piece of paper... 444 00:30:12,252 --> 00:30:14,004 when hundreds of lives are on the line? 445 00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:17,466 - I don't understand, sir. - You don't understand. 446 00:30:17,924 --> 00:30:19,635 I hate to break security. 447 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,887 I believe, Colonel, in this instance... 448 00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:25,015 that security is not an essential factor. 449 00:30:25,682 --> 00:30:26,725 Right. 450 00:30:27,601 --> 00:30:30,520 Soldier, what I'm about to tell you is highly classified... 451 00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:32,648 and intended for your ears only. Is that clear? 452 00:30:32,731 --> 00:30:33,607 Yes, sir. 453 00:30:33,857 --> 00:30:38,612 Somehow, someone, or some highly organized group of individuals... 454 00:30:38,654 --> 00:30:43,033 has managed to plant a bomb in the Hungarian Ambassador's residence. 455 00:30:43,158 --> 00:30:45,869 If that bomb is not dismantled, soldier... 456 00:30:45,952 --> 00:30:48,914 we are talking Hungarian goulash. 457 00:30:49,373 --> 00:30:53,585 We have less than 60 minutes to find and defuse that device. 458 00:30:53,669 --> 00:30:56,088 Now, Sgt. Murdock here has already begun the search... 459 00:30:56,171 --> 00:31:00,884 but unfortunately, his canine explosives detector... 460 00:31:00,967 --> 00:31:03,261 was killed in the line of duty. What was his name? 461 00:31:03,345 --> 00:31:05,889 Leader. Imon, the Leader. 462 00:31:06,014 --> 00:31:09,851 He was on the force for 13 years. 463 00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:13,146 He was sniffing petunias when suddenly... 464 00:31:13,313 --> 00:31:14,439 ka-boom! 465 00:31:14,523 --> 00:31:16,024 Dead dog. 466 00:31:16,566 --> 00:31:19,986 Last thing he said to me was... 467 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,951 Now, Sergeant, we're running out of valuable time here. 468 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,202 Yes, sir. 469 00:31:31,748 --> 00:31:35,919 This is Sgt. Burlow. Send over Shotgun, on the double. 470 00:31:36,586 --> 00:31:38,255 Listen, Shotgun... 471 00:31:38,380 --> 00:31:41,216 you're not giving me 100%. Now listen to this. 472 00:31:43,218 --> 00:31:46,096 That is sniffing. You hear? Listen again. 473 00:31:46,972 --> 00:31:49,266 That's sniffing. You're acting like you're looking for trash. 474 00:31:49,349 --> 00:31:51,476 We're talking about explosives here. 475 00:31:52,102 --> 00:31:56,148 All right, turn around. See this dude here? See that dude in the gold? 476 00:31:56,273 --> 00:31:57,315 Well, you just remember this... 477 00:31:57,399 --> 00:32:00,694 if you don't do your job, he invented Shepherd's Pie. 478 00:32:00,861 --> 00:32:03,363 The fool gonna make that dog crazy like him. 479 00:32:03,697 --> 00:32:07,242 Oh, I don't know. Murdock's got a way with animals. 480 00:32:07,409 --> 00:32:10,912 Yeah, you right. They're the only ones that understand him. 481 00:32:14,082 --> 00:32:16,168 Colonel, looks like these guys came in... 482 00:32:16,251 --> 00:32:18,086 with more than just an appetite. 483 00:32:20,797 --> 00:32:24,176 - Get that dog on them. - Yeah, right. 484 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:28,054 Come along, Shotgun. Come on. 485 00:32:28,722 --> 00:32:30,932 - Here we go. - Do your job, boy. 486 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:34,770 Sniff. 487 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:47,240 Ain't there health laws about having a dog in here? 488 00:32:47,407 --> 00:32:49,534 Depends on whose health you're talking about. 489 00:32:58,084 --> 00:33:00,837 Put your hands up. Move over there. 490 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,552 All right, now what's in the lunch box? 491 00:33:07,636 --> 00:33:09,930 - You guys are crazy. - Oh, yeah. 492 00:33:15,936 --> 00:33:18,855 It's gelignite, Hannibal. It's a decoy. 493 00:33:23,109 --> 00:33:25,111 B.A., look at that dog outside. 494 00:33:27,197 --> 00:33:30,283 Murdock, keep them covered. Come on, B.A. 495 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,335 There's explosives in that truck. 496 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,935 Where's he going with that truck? 497 00:33:57,018 --> 00:33:59,145 Only as far as he has to. Come on. 498 00:34:30,051 --> 00:34:31,970 - I'm a failure. - Murdock. 499 00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:34,598 - What happened? - I'm a failure, man, I don't know. 500 00:34:34,681 --> 00:34:35,807 It's all right, we understand. 501 00:34:35,891 --> 00:34:37,684 I got hit from the blind side, I don't know. 502 00:34:39,769 --> 00:34:40,645 Yeah? 503 00:34:40,729 --> 00:34:41,688 Howdy. 504 00:34:42,772 --> 00:34:44,733 I got the girl and her old lady. 505 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,903 Everything I need to make Joe Dutton sign over the diner. 506 00:34:48,028 --> 00:34:51,907 Now, if you wanna see them breathing again... 507 00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:55,452 take a hike. 508 00:34:57,746 --> 00:35:00,665 That was Slater. He's got Edith and Patty. 509 00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:02,500 I'm sorry. 510 00:35:09,257 --> 00:35:10,842 Slater doesn't get the diner... 511 00:35:10,926 --> 00:35:14,012 until he gets Joe Dutton to sign over the papers on it. 512 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:16,306 Yeah, well, I hate to admit it, Hannibal... 513 00:35:16,389 --> 00:35:18,892 but it looks to me like Slater is holding four aces. 514 00:35:18,975 --> 00:35:20,769 And that's a hard hand to beat, Hannibal. 515 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,438 Not if you draw into a straight flush, Sergeant. 516 00:35:33,823 --> 00:35:35,784 You talked to your wife and kid on the phone. 517 00:35:36,117 --> 00:35:39,579 If you want to see them in one piece, you'll sign right on the line. 518 00:36:03,436 --> 00:36:06,898 Mr. Slater? It's Bowers. Dutton just signed the papers. 519 00:36:07,148 --> 00:36:08,608 All right, now listen. 520 00:36:09,150 --> 00:36:12,821 Take care of Dutton, then meet us back here. 521 00:36:16,282 --> 00:36:18,284 You just retired from the diner business. 522 00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:20,078 Permanently. 523 00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:30,422 Speaking about retirement... 524 00:36:32,007 --> 00:36:34,426 I figure you're both worth about 20 years. 525 00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:50,817 These gentlemen are going to tell us... 526 00:36:51,026 --> 00:36:52,986 where Slater took Patty and her mother. 527 00:36:53,361 --> 00:36:57,532 And Slater's not going anywhere without this paper I signed. 528 00:36:58,408 --> 00:37:02,370 This gives us plenty of time to build him a big surprise. 529 00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:03,913 Right on. 530 00:37:33,568 --> 00:37:34,694 Well, what do you think, B.A.? 531 00:37:34,778 --> 00:37:37,197 Give me about a half an hour, I'll have it back on the road. 532 00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:40,408 A half an hour? Yeah, I agree with the big guy, Colonel. 533 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:42,702 I mean, a roast may look burned on the outside... 534 00:37:42,786 --> 00:37:45,205 but inside it's medium rare. 535 00:37:45,246 --> 00:37:48,458 Medium rare? Food, food. I'm talking about food. 536 00:39:12,876 --> 00:39:16,504 Well, guys, what do you say we pay them a visit? 537 00:39:30,518 --> 00:39:31,477 Well... 538 00:39:32,729 --> 00:39:36,316 when Bowers gets back here with that piece of paper your old man signed... 539 00:39:37,525 --> 00:39:39,235 the Cup A' Joe is mine. 540 00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:55,376 You'll never get away with this, Slater. 541 00:39:55,752 --> 00:39:59,547 My daughter's right. Someone will go for help. 542 00:39:59,714 --> 00:40:00,798 Is that right? 543 00:40:02,425 --> 00:40:03,468 Who? 544 00:40:06,387 --> 00:40:08,681 By now, Joe Dutton is history. 545 00:40:09,682 --> 00:40:11,726 And those four cowboys you hired... 546 00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:14,979 guys with machine guns don't go to the police. 547 00:40:18,566 --> 00:40:19,609 Tillis... 548 00:40:20,944 --> 00:40:24,364 take these two ladies out of here and get rid of them. 549 00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:42,066 - How are you two? - Fine. My father? 550 00:41:42,275 --> 00:41:45,403 He's fine. We've moved him to another room in the hospital. 551 00:41:45,486 --> 00:41:47,280 The original Cactus Jack's. 552 00:41:47,363 --> 00:41:49,949 You know, Hannibal, I want to remember it just as it is. 553 00:41:50,366 --> 00:41:51,326 Yeah. 554 00:41:51,576 --> 00:41:55,788 It does have a certain ambiance. 555 00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:05,923 This is great. Terrific. Well, it feels good to be home. 556 00:42:06,299 --> 00:42:08,593 We sure owe you a lot, Mr. Smith. 557 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,887 I was beginning to like the restaurant business. 558 00:42:11,012 --> 00:42:14,891 - Learned a lot of new recipes. - Recipes? I don't understand. 559 00:42:15,183 --> 00:42:19,228 Well, like the one we just finished, Jailhouse Stew. 560 00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:23,024 You got Slater, a crooked county surveyor, add six hoodlums... 561 00:42:23,107 --> 00:42:25,610 you put them in the slammer and simmer them for 20 years. 562 00:42:26,861 --> 00:42:28,696 Candlelight and crystal, remember? 563 00:42:29,614 --> 00:42:31,199 How could I forget? 564 00:42:31,574 --> 00:42:34,952 - Just promise me no coffee shops, okay? - You got it. 565 00:42:35,203 --> 00:42:39,916 Oh, by the way, before I forget. There's your change. 566 00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:42,210 - What? - Yeah. 567 00:42:42,335 --> 00:42:43,378 What's this? 568 00:42:43,503 --> 00:42:45,421 Well, this is the receipt here, you see. 569 00:42:45,505 --> 00:42:48,674 You had four team members for 48 hours... 570 00:42:48,758 --> 00:42:52,929 you had three Mini-14s at $100 a day rental, miscellaneous ammo... 571 00:42:53,054 --> 00:42:56,432 and one cookbook to replace the cookbook... 572 00:42:56,474 --> 00:42:58,393 that Murdock lost in the line of duty. 573 00:42:58,559 --> 00:43:03,189 And, well, that comes to $3,650. Rounded off. 574 00:43:03,272 --> 00:43:06,025 Now, you subtract that from the $10,000 deposit... 575 00:43:06,275 --> 00:43:11,572 and that leaves $6,350 returned to you. 576 00:43:16,577 --> 00:43:18,830 B.A., this is not the way to do it. 577 00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:21,165 Be cool, man. I know what I'm doing. 578 00:43:21,374 --> 00:43:24,419 Chili is a delicate balance... 579 00:43:24,544 --> 00:43:28,381 of beans, meat and of herbs. 580 00:43:28,464 --> 00:43:31,175 Everything must be in their proper proportion. 581 00:43:31,968 --> 00:43:35,596 Quiet, let me cook. I call this B.A.'s chili. 582 00:43:49,735 --> 00:43:51,112 Well, what do you think? 583 00:43:52,029 --> 00:43:54,574 It's not bad. In fact, it's pretty good. 584 00:43:54,824 --> 00:43:56,784 It's also pretty hot.