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In 1972,
a crack commando unit...
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was sent to prison
by a military court...
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for a crime they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped...
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from a maximum-security
stockade...
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to the Los Angeles underground.
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Today, still wanted
by the government...
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they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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Pickup, Patty.
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If I'm lying, I'm dying, Patty.
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So anyway, this big old possum
about the size of a Doberman.
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He was big.
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He come scooting out from
underneath the front axle.
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I don't know, I guess he was up
there where the exhaust is...
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'cause it's kind
of warm up there.
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He probably fell asleep,
I don't know.
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- Anyway, he comes scooting out...
- Yeah.
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...grabbed my cheeseburger
and took off.
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He takes off
like a turpentine cat.
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Might near scared me to death.
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Biggest darn possum I ever
did see in my whole life.
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Skeeter, all I can say is, I'm
glad you haven't deserted us.
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Not in a million years, honey.
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You know what I can't figure out?
I just can't figure out how...
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that Cactus Jack Slater can get
away with this here thing?
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Come on, Skeeter, he's got
a lot of nasty friends.
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I guess most people just
rather not have any trouble.
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They stay away.
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- He's busted up a couple of rigs.
- He has?
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And put the word out
this place is off limits.
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How come you folks haven't gone
down to Sheriff's office...
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and sworn out a complaint
or something?
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It's just our word against his.
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I don't think
a piece of paper...
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is gonna stop someone
like Slater, do you?
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Coffee? We got a special on ham and eggs.
What can I get you?
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Tell you what I'd like, darling.
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I'd like to talk
to your mom and dad.
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Think you can arrange
that for me?
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Actually, they're kind
of busy right now.
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Is that so? Oh, what a mess.
Coffee all over the counter.
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Why, that's no way
to treat a lady.
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Why don't you just get out
of our restaurant, Slater.
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Why don't you guys just...
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get on out of here
like she asked you to?
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Don't push me.
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Now...
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I believe I was asking if I
could talk to your mom and dad.
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Slater, get out
before I call the Sheriff.
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And take that trash with you.
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I come in here
to make you my final offer...
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for this place and what happens?
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Folks start pointing guns at me.
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Get out.
I'm not gonna say it again.
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Come on, boys. I don't
think we're welcome here.
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Joe!
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I'd say you need a little
lesson in manners, old man.
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Why don't we all pay
a little visit to the kitchen?
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See what these folks
have on the menu.
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Look at that. Your dishes
are all blown to hell.
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I hear these grills
get up to 300 degrees.
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I want this place, old man.
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I want it real bad.
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You're out of business, Joe.
You're closed down.
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I'm not surprised that the
A-Team turned us down.
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It was worth
a shot though, Skeeter.
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It was either that
or sell out to Slater.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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With Pop in the hospital,
we can't fight Slater alone.
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Now, it looks like
we got to sell.
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I don't get it. We followed
the directions perfectly.
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Did exactly what the Chinese
man said, and no A-Team.
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Yeah, I know, Patty.
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But I hear they're real particular
about who they work for.
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We can't give up.
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All right, maybe this one
is a dead end...
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but we'll find a way
to stop Slater.
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What's that?
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What happened?
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There's a rock slide about a
quarter mile down the road.
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You'll have to take a detour.
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- Isn't there any way around?
- Nope. Not on this road.
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Nice truck they got there...
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hauling a big load
of juicy, red apples.
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Well...
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congratulations, Miss Dutton.
You just found the A-Team.
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We had to be sure you weren't
hauling anything except apples.
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And not a bunch
of military police.
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- But I thought that--
- Well, you can't be too careful.
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Oh, lordy be,
I can't believe this.
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I'll be a cat's tail tied to
a string of firecrackers.
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Are you guys really the A-Team?
We found the A-Team?
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All my friends call me Skeeter.
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It's 'cause I'm so quick.
I sure am glad to meet you.
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- I'm Hannibal Smith.
- Hello.
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This is B.A. Baracus.
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Oh.
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That's Faceman and Murdock's
reading the cookbook.
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You tell me
if I'm right or wrong now.
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A tray of Rock Cornish
Game Hens should be basted...
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every 25 minutes until they
are a golden brown, right?
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We can talk
about the stuffing later.
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He heard you ran a diner.
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Now, you told Mr. Lee
that some cowboy...
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is trying to run you
out of business?
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Cactus Jack Slater.
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He owns a string of coffee
shops along the lnterstate.
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Stale bread, lousy burgers,
cold coffee.
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Sounds like
he should open an airline.
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If you've just got a small
family business...
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what would make someone
like Slater...
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be willing to put up
the money to buy you out?
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We can't figure it. God knows
we're not getting rich at it.
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Whatever reason Slater has for wanting
to take over our diner, he means to.
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He's scared away
most of our regulars...
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and put my father
in the hospital.
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Well, slime balls like Slater are
tough but we can handle them.
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I don't think we can afford
to hire you, Mr. Smith.
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Well, your daughter already
gave us $10,000, ma'am.
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Patty, that's your life savings.
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It's nothing
without you and Dad...
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having a place of your own
to work and live.
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Our diner is all we have.
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I just can't believe this.
Imagine me...
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standing around
jawing with the A-Team.
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Well, first thing we have to do
is take a look at your place.
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So, let's all mount up
and move out. Okay?
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I've seen worse, Hannibal.
Give me a couple of hours...
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and some tools...
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get rid of Murdock, and I'll have
this place looking like new.
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Man, I am telling you. I mean, here I
am reading up on how to prepare food...
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so that we can run
this diner properly...
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and that's the thanks I get.
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"Get rid of Murdock."
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Okay, then. You take
care of the food...
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and I'll handle
the mechanical stuff.
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Right, right.
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Look at you, skinny as a rail.
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Looks like you could use
some good home cooking.
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No, you don't.
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Save your appetite for dinner.
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We have a problem.
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Our next delivery isn't till
the end of the week.
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- Well, what do you need?
- Excuse me, Colonel. Excuse me, ma'am.
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Since I'm sort of captain
of the galley...
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I took responsibility
upon myself...
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to make up a list
of the things that we need.
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It is the only way
that Chef Murdock...
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can create culinary wonders
that titillate the palate.
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Right. Now, would you give us a
rundown on Slater's operation?
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He's got three diners.
One over here on I-Five...
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another one on the other
side of the junction...
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and one just outside of Barstow.
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He has an office
in his main warehouse...
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about 30 miles south of
here over in East County.
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Face, we're gonna need a picture
of one of Slater's trucks.
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Right.
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And Skeeter,
I'd like to borrow your rig.
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What're you gonna do?
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Grocery shopping.
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Well, it's a little loud
for my tastes, Colonel.
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But I do like
the home cooking aspect.
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It sort of suits my style.
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Wait till you see the recipes...
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that chef Murdock is going to
pull from his secret file.
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- What? Eggs over easy?
- No, no, no, no, no.
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We're going to hash a
little trash, after mash.
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We're gonna
add a little spice...
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make it real nice.
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Turn up the heat,
get ready to eat.
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You're gonna eat this
if you don't shut up.
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Now we got the truck. Now all
we have to do is stop theirs.
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- Yeah, how we gonna do that?
- Face, you will think of a way.
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Thanks for stopping.
I didn't know what to do.
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- What's the matter?
- She just died.
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You think maybe it could be
something electrical?
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I was meaning to get a tune up.
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How's it look, B.A.?
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The fool is under the truck.
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I hope he know what he's doing.
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Well, you might be surprised
at what old Murdock knows.
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Now I get the feeling
more and more...
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that his brain works
on many different levels.
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Like layers, peeling away one
after the other, exposing...
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new and wondrous aspects
of H. M. Murdock.
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- That's very poetic, Face.
- I thought so.
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Poetic?
You mean pathetic.
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You peel off Murdock's brain,
you get nothing but Jell-O.
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He thinks he's a French chef.
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He's gonna poison us
with his cooking.
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Now B.A., where's your
sense of adventure?
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Well, could be your regulator
shorted out a couple of fuses.
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But I got a schedule to keep.
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Is he done yet?
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Yeah, here the fool come.
Hurry up.
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Voila!
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I have taken the vavoom
out of the locomotion.
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In other words, that truck is
ain't, like going nowhere.
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You know what I mean, Colonel?
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I mean, it is a stone gathering no moss.
Catch my drift?
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B.A., let's go
do some shopping.
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Next gas station I pass, I'll
send a tow truck back for you.
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Can you believe this?
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What's wrong?
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It was running fine. I just
had this baby worked on.
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Where you going? Got to pick up
a load for the Barstow diner.
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Okay, pull it on through.
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Let's get it loaded.
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Peaches. Check.
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Limas. Check.
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Apple sauce. Check.
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Got your coffee. Check.
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Murdock, we really could
use a hand out there.
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I'll be with you
in a minute, Colonel.
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I just got to inventory
these babies here.
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Peaches, check.
Murdock?
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- You wanna trade jobs?
- No, I wouldn't, thank you.
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Oatmeal, check. Peanuts...
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B.A., you ain't seen a box outside
marked roasted peanuts, have you?
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I hate to use parsley as a garnish
on my omelets. You know what I mean?
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I mean, every old coffee shop
you stop at uses parsley.
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Right next to that little, thin
slice of orange with their omelets.
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I thought I'd try
something different.
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With peanuts, you got your
shape, you got your texture.
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You look good eating peanuts.
You'd look good eating peanuts.
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They look good right next to those limas.
Don't you think so?
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Shut up, fool! We got
enough nuts around here.
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If you don't get out there and
start lifting some things...
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I'm gonna turn you and baste you
till you're black and blue.
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Now, come on now. Go.
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B.A...
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that was inspirational.
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We expecting a truck
this afternoon?
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Yeah, but it was supposed
to be Daly.
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I don't recognize those guys.
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What the hell's going on
out there?
240
00:16:09,077 --> 00:16:11,037
- Hey!
- Let's get out of here.
241
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:14,040
I wanna talk to you guys.
242
00:16:33,101 --> 00:16:34,685
Get me the main gate.
243
00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:39,232
- Front gate.
- Yeah, I want that truck stopped.
244
00:16:39,357 --> 00:16:40,900
Yes, sir, Mr. Slater.
245
00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:44,112
He wants us to hold that truck.
246
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,998
Stand on it, B.A.
247
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:39,333
Hi, Warren Havinhurst
of Mutual Home lnsurance.
248
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,085
All right, go ahead.
249
00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:52,221
Some guys painted my logo
on the side of a truck.
250
00:17:52,263 --> 00:17:54,348
Well, I don't understand it.
251
00:17:54,432 --> 00:17:56,225
Well, if I'm going to settle
this claim...
252
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:57,894
I have to have all the facts.
253
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,270
And who the hell are you?
254
00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:04,317
Warren Havinhurst, Claims
Adjuster, Mutual Home lnsurance.
255
00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:06,110
Boy, you know,
it's a good thing...
256
00:18:06,194 --> 00:18:07,403
I was in the area
when my office called.
257
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,655
You see, I was scheduled to
drive up to Bakersfield, but...
258
00:18:09,739 --> 00:18:11,824
well, I managed
to rearrange my schedule...
259
00:18:11,908 --> 00:18:13,826
and get over here
as soon as I could.
260
00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:15,870
I didn't call
any insurance company.
261
00:18:16,537 --> 00:18:18,206
Yeah. Well,
somebody in your office...
262
00:18:18,289 --> 00:18:20,625
probably did and
it's a good thing, too.
263
00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,752
What's he doing going
through all these files?
264
00:18:22,877 --> 00:18:24,795
He was just looking
at the new shopping center.
265
00:18:24,962 --> 00:18:27,548
Oh, I see you're building
yourself quite a little complex.
266
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,051
Now, Mr. Slater, my company
happens to have...
267
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,969
an all inclusive
commercial insurance--
268
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,013
I want you to put these files
back right away.
269
00:18:36,641 --> 00:18:37,808
Now, look...
270
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,895
I told you I didn't call
any Claims Adjuster.
271
00:18:41,062 --> 00:18:43,856
You didn't? Oh, man!
272
00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:47,026
Look, I'm terribly sorry. There
must be some mistake. I...
273
00:18:47,151 --> 00:18:50,655
My secretary must have given
me the wrong address. I...
274
00:18:51,155 --> 00:18:54,492
Here's a little something our
office is giving out. Here.
275
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,952
I got to make another call.
276
00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:57,745
Some guy backed a car
through a garage...
277
00:18:57,828 --> 00:19:00,414
right into his swimming pool.
Unbelievable, huh?
278
00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:04,001
Right. Well, good luck with
your business. Excuse me.
279
00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:27,441
All right.
280
00:19:28,317 --> 00:19:29,986
Get the rest of the boys.
281
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,738
We're going back
to the Cup A' Joe.
282
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,158
If those guys think
some hamburger patties...
283
00:19:36,284 --> 00:19:37,660
and a couple of cans of beans...
284
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:40,955
can put them back in business,
they're crazy.
285
00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:53,467
You get 86.
A hot hamburger...
286
00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:54,927
double D.
287
00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:23,164
All right, all right.
I'm working on the side here.
288
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,333
Give me a double delight,
hold the mayo.
289
00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,835
Give me two eyes,
over and a stack of nuts.
290
00:20:27,877 --> 00:20:29,295
I need a moose.
291
00:20:29,378 --> 00:20:31,255
And give a mash with that, okay?
292
00:20:31,339 --> 00:20:34,800
Two dogs, burn them and one
moo cow, hold the straw.
293
00:20:34,884 --> 00:20:36,677
Can I get a side of skins, too?
294
00:20:51,192 --> 00:20:52,234
How'd it go?
295
00:20:52,276 --> 00:20:54,779
Like a charm. And you'll
be interested in this.
296
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:59,075
In Slater's office, I found the
blueprints to a new shopping center.
297
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,119
Diner, motels, boutiques,
the whole ball of wax.
298
00:21:02,203 --> 00:21:05,122
And guess what?
The proposed location...
299
00:21:05,539 --> 00:21:07,958
same address
as Cup A' Joe Diner.
300
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,877
- Hmm.
- Mmm-hmm.
301
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:11,962
Now why would he
wanna put the money...
302
00:21:12,046 --> 00:21:13,506
into a shopping center out here?
303
00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:16,092
I don't know, but you got to admit
it's a pretty central location.
304
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,885
The nearest interstate
is ten miles.
305
00:21:17,968 --> 00:21:19,970
All you get
is local traffic here.
306
00:21:20,554 --> 00:21:23,307
Anyway, hang up the suit.
Put on an apron.
307
00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:24,934
Uh...
308
00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:28,938
I was afraid you were going
to forget about us.
309
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,691
Forget about you? Me? Never.
310
00:21:32,983 --> 00:21:34,443
Could you put the cups
behind the counter?
311
00:21:34,652 --> 00:21:36,946
Actually, I prefer crystal.
312
00:21:37,238 --> 00:21:40,699
And candlelight?
You read my mind.
313
00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:43,786
Now read mine.
Cups.
314
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:45,746
Right.
315
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,295
What is this?
316
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:55,631
What is this, man?
Look at that.
317
00:21:55,798 --> 00:21:59,343
Does this look like
100% ground sirloin? No.
318
00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:03,264
Now, I told you
I need 100% ground sirloin...
319
00:22:03,347 --> 00:22:05,975
for the Murdock Double
Cheeseburger Deluxe.
320
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,435
I gotta have lean meat.
You know that.
321
00:22:08,602 --> 00:22:10,187
One other thing...
322
00:22:10,521 --> 00:22:13,023
that microwave, it's gotta go.
323
00:22:13,107 --> 00:22:16,235
I'm not gonna have my food heated
and reheated in that thing.
324
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:20,990
All of my food is gonna be
sauteed or pan fried. Yeah.
325
00:22:21,031 --> 00:22:23,325
I'm gonna pan fry you.
You don't know how to cook.
326
00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:25,286
All you're gonna do is
poison the people out there.
327
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:28,164
That's not true, man. I got my cookbook.
Where is it?
328
00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:31,000
That's the type of cookbook they
use to feed crazy people like you.
329
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:35,045
Stop talking, there it is. It's got great
recipes with lots of vitamins in them.
330
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:38,591
Where are my pages?
Where are my pages?
331
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,721
Okay, guys, stand by.
332
00:22:43,846 --> 00:22:45,973
Slater and his hot dogs
will be by any time now.
333
00:22:46,015 --> 00:22:48,684
With the hash I'm slinging,
this place is gonna be cooking.
334
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,352
In fact, I'm thinking
of renaming this place.
335
00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:54,732
Instead of Cup A' Joe, I'm gonna
call it Krakatoa, Cup A' Java.
336
00:23:03,657 --> 00:23:05,451
You see that billboard, Bowers?
337
00:23:06,744 --> 00:23:08,954
"Free Lunch
at Cup A' Joe's."
338
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:23,093
Look at that. Taunting me.
339
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,971
They're dead.
340
00:23:31,936 --> 00:23:33,604
Well, how are we doing?
341
00:23:33,687 --> 00:23:36,065
I've never seen it
so busy before in my life.
342
00:23:36,357 --> 00:23:40,194
It pays to advertise. Especially
when Slater is paying the bill.
343
00:23:42,238 --> 00:23:45,866
Let's just hope that they come
back when the food isn't free.
344
00:24:06,220 --> 00:24:07,388
All right.
345
00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:12,184
Now when I walk out of here, I
want these guys left in pieces.
346
00:24:13,310 --> 00:24:14,728
Let's do it.
347
00:24:17,273 --> 00:24:19,733
All right,
I got three sunny sides here.
348
00:24:20,985 --> 00:24:23,487
Here's your BLT
with the extra mayo...
349
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:26,156
and I got five burgers
browning on the grill.
350
00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:29,159
Well, would you look at this.
351
00:24:29,451 --> 00:24:30,744
You know,
if you didn't know better...
352
00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:33,163
you'd walk in here and think
this place had a future.
353
00:24:33,497 --> 00:24:35,916
- It's got a future.
- Is that so?
354
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:40,546
- Who are you, pal?
- One, I'm not your pal...
355
00:24:41,005 --> 00:24:42,923
and two,
you probably didn't notice...
356
00:24:43,007 --> 00:24:44,341
but there's a sign out front...
357
00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:48,512
that says the management gets
to refuse service to anyone.
358
00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:51,432
Well, you're anyone.
359
00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:52,766
That's right, sucker.
360
00:24:52,850 --> 00:24:55,269
If you got a problem with
that, take it up with me.
361
00:24:55,352 --> 00:24:58,314
Problem? I'll show you
what a problem is.
362
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:13,370
No, that's all right, folks,
nothing to worry about.
363
00:25:13,454 --> 00:25:15,831
We just decided
to remodel the kitchen a bit.
364
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,418
Enjoy your meal.
365
00:25:19,877 --> 00:25:21,170
It's not a polite thing...
366
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,464
to interrupt an artist at work.
367
00:25:47,821 --> 00:25:51,200
- It's been fun.
- More importantly, it's been educational.
368
00:26:03,879 --> 00:26:05,756
I never thought
I'd see the day...
369
00:26:05,839 --> 00:26:09,259
when Cactus Jack Slater and his
boys were sent packing like that.
370
00:26:09,385 --> 00:26:10,969
This time we did them over easy.
371
00:26:11,095 --> 00:26:12,971
Next time, we'll scramble them.
372
00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:32,991
You need a special touch to keep
these fellas from overcooking...
373
00:26:33,075 --> 00:26:35,744
'cause what we're talking about
is a light, golden brown...
374
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,162
and it's all in the timing.
375
00:26:37,246 --> 00:26:40,249
That special ability
to sense the split second...
376
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:41,959
that these
little muchachos reach...
377
00:26:42,042 --> 00:26:44,378
the critical temperature,
which is 192.5 degrees.
378
00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:46,213
Otherwise, what you're talking
about is plaster of Paris...
379
00:26:46,296 --> 00:26:47,381
and then breaking the teeth.
380
00:26:47,548 --> 00:26:51,009
You know, Murdock, you'd make
somebody an excellent wife.
381
00:26:53,011 --> 00:26:56,265
Have you seen my paprika?
I need my paprika.
382
00:26:56,390 --> 00:26:58,016
I'm out of paprika.
383
00:26:58,267 --> 00:26:59,852
Is that bad?
384
00:27:00,310 --> 00:27:01,687
I'm ruined.
385
00:27:03,397 --> 00:27:06,984
Without my paprika, I can't
powder my macaroni salad.
386
00:27:07,067 --> 00:27:08,944
Without paprika I can't
season my hash browns.
387
00:27:09,069 --> 00:27:11,155
Without paprika I can't serve my eggs.
Without paprika--
388
00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:13,574
All right, all right, all right
Murdock, I get the point.
389
00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:15,200
Could you do me a favor?
390
00:27:15,325 --> 00:27:17,828
Could you go out and ask B.A. to rummage
around in them cartons out there...
391
00:27:17,911 --> 00:27:20,664
and see if he can find
any paprika?
392
00:27:20,747 --> 00:27:22,749
You want me to go out
and ask B.A. for paprika?
393
00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:24,418
Remember that girl
you had me call?
394
00:27:24,501 --> 00:27:25,794
Paprika.
395
00:27:28,338 --> 00:27:32,259
B.A., Murdock says he needs some
paprika for the old hash browns.
396
00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:35,471
Paprika?
Yeah, look under spices.
397
00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:37,973
Yeah, you know I've been in
there giving Murdock a hand.
398
00:27:38,098 --> 00:27:41,935
You know, just the two of us, hovering
over the grill, side by side.
399
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,980
And I gotta tell you,
he's very impressive.
400
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,940
Yeah, you ought to give him
a chance.
401
00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:49,776
I ain't getting along with nobody.
Especially Murdock.
402
00:27:49,860 --> 00:27:52,070
I'm just tolerating him
to keep the diner open.
403
00:27:52,154 --> 00:27:53,947
But the fool
is driving me crazy.
404
00:27:54,031 --> 00:27:56,033
Asking for this,
asking for that...
405
00:27:56,116 --> 00:27:59,411
flipping omelets, turning
bacon, and slapping burgers.
406
00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:01,371
Fool think
he's the Galloping Gourmet.
407
00:28:01,455 --> 00:28:02,789
Well, I don't know, B.A.
You know...
408
00:28:02,873 --> 00:28:04,833
you might learn a little
something from Murdock.
409
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,628
I mean, you gotta admit, those crepes
this morning he made for breakfast...
410
00:28:07,711 --> 00:28:10,756
they weren't half bad.
I mean, I even had seconds.
411
00:28:11,882 --> 00:28:15,636
Yeah, they reminded me of the
ones Susie used to make.
412
00:28:17,638 --> 00:28:20,349
You're talking scared, Harry.
I don't like that.
413
00:28:20,682 --> 00:28:23,143
Sure, I'm scared.
Wouldn't you be?
414
00:28:23,894 --> 00:28:27,648
You said you'd have that diner by this
time and you said there'd be no problems.
415
00:28:27,731 --> 00:28:29,858
That's the only reason
I got involved in this.
416
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,235
Wrong, Kaplan.
417
00:28:31,318 --> 00:28:33,153
When you changed
the blueprints...
418
00:28:33,237 --> 00:28:35,531
and put in an off ramp
by the Cup A' Joe...
419
00:28:35,656 --> 00:28:37,574
you knew it would turn
into a goldmine.
420
00:28:37,658 --> 00:28:39,660
That's why you got involved
in this.
421
00:28:39,743 --> 00:28:42,329
All right, what about these
guys Dutton's hired?
422
00:28:42,871 --> 00:28:44,748
- They could ruin everything.
- They won't.
423
00:28:44,873 --> 00:28:48,126
They had their punch,
now it's my turn.
424
00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:51,213
- What do you mean?
- I know a couple of boys in demolition.
425
00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:53,924
I'm gonna arrange a little
surprise for these guys.
426
00:28:54,049 --> 00:28:56,093
A surprise that goes boom.
427
00:28:56,927 --> 00:29:00,013
Man, it sounds like this guy's
coming back to blow us up.
428
00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:01,181
A pleasant thought.
429
00:29:01,265 --> 00:29:03,517
If there's going to be
a souffle that goes boom...
430
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,478
someone should tell this guy
the A-Team will make it.
431
00:29:06,562 --> 00:29:07,980
I'll second that, Murdock.
432
00:29:08,063 --> 00:29:10,816
The only way to guard
against explosives...
433
00:29:11,024 --> 00:29:12,943
is to get to them
before they go off.
434
00:29:13,026 --> 00:29:16,071
And how're we gonna do that if
we don't know where they are?
435
00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:20,033
You get an explosives detector.
436
00:29:35,215 --> 00:29:36,967
Is this the right outfit,
Murdock?
437
00:29:37,092 --> 00:29:39,886
I don't know. I feel like
I've seen myself before.
438
00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:43,640
I feel strangely powerful.
439
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,784
Col. Mylowe, Fifth Armored
Bomb Disposal Unit.
440
00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:03,619
Sir.
441
00:30:03,660 --> 00:30:06,913
I want your best explosive sniffing
animal and I want him now.
442
00:30:06,997 --> 00:30:09,291
Does the Colonel have written
authority for such a request?
443
00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:12,169
Soldier, are we gonna stand here
and argue over a piece of paper...
444
00:30:12,252 --> 00:30:14,004
when hundreds of lives
are on the line?
445
00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:17,466
- I don't understand, sir.
- You don't understand.
446
00:30:17,924 --> 00:30:19,635
I hate to break security.
447
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,887
I believe, Colonel,
in this instance...
448
00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:25,015
that security
is not an essential factor.
449
00:30:25,682 --> 00:30:26,725
Right.
450
00:30:27,601 --> 00:30:30,520
Soldier, what I'm about to tell
you is highly classified...
451
00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:32,648
and intended for your ears only.
Is that clear?
452
00:30:32,731 --> 00:30:33,607
Yes, sir.
453
00:30:33,857 --> 00:30:38,612
Somehow, someone, or some highly
organized group of individuals...
454
00:30:38,654 --> 00:30:43,033
has managed to plant a bomb in the
Hungarian Ambassador's residence.
455
00:30:43,158 --> 00:30:45,869
If that bomb is not
dismantled, soldier...
456
00:30:45,952 --> 00:30:48,914
we are talking
Hungarian goulash.
457
00:30:49,373 --> 00:30:53,585
We have less than 60 minutes to
find and defuse that device.
458
00:30:53,669 --> 00:30:56,088
Now, Sgt. Murdock here has
already begun the search...
459
00:30:56,171 --> 00:31:00,884
but unfortunately, his canine
explosives detector...
460
00:31:00,967 --> 00:31:03,261
was killed in the line of duty.
What was his name?
461
00:31:03,345 --> 00:31:05,889
Leader.
Imon, the Leader.
462
00:31:06,014 --> 00:31:09,851
He was on the force
for 13 years.
463
00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:13,146
He was sniffing petunias
when suddenly...
464
00:31:13,313 --> 00:31:14,439
ka-boom!
465
00:31:14,523 --> 00:31:16,024
Dead dog.
466
00:31:16,566 --> 00:31:19,986
Last thing he said to me was...
467
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,951
Now, Sergeant, we're running
out of valuable time here.
468
00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,202
Yes, sir.
469
00:31:31,748 --> 00:31:35,919
This is Sgt. Burlow. Send
over Shotgun, on the double.
470
00:31:36,586 --> 00:31:38,255
Listen, Shotgun...
471
00:31:38,380 --> 00:31:41,216
you're not giving me 100%.
Now listen to this.
472
00:31:43,218 --> 00:31:46,096
That is sniffing.
You hear? Listen again.
473
00:31:46,972 --> 00:31:49,266
That's sniffing. You're acting
like you're looking for trash.
474
00:31:49,349 --> 00:31:51,476
We're talking
about explosives here.
475
00:31:52,102 --> 00:31:56,148
All right, turn around. See this dude here?
See that dude in the gold?
476
00:31:56,273 --> 00:31:57,315
Well, you just remember this...
477
00:31:57,399 --> 00:32:00,694
if you don't do your job,
he invented Shepherd's Pie.
478
00:32:00,861 --> 00:32:03,363
The fool gonna make
that dog crazy like him.
479
00:32:03,697 --> 00:32:07,242
Oh, I don't know. Murdock's
got a way with animals.
480
00:32:07,409 --> 00:32:10,912
Yeah, you right. They're the
only ones that understand him.
481
00:32:14,082 --> 00:32:16,168
Colonel, looks like
these guys came in...
482
00:32:16,251 --> 00:32:18,086
with more than just an appetite.
483
00:32:20,797 --> 00:32:24,176
- Get that dog on them.
- Yeah, right.
484
00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:28,054
Come along, Shotgun.
Come on.
485
00:32:28,722 --> 00:32:30,932
- Here we go.
- Do your job, boy.
486
00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:34,770
Sniff.
487
00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:47,240
Ain't there health laws
about having a dog in here?
488
00:32:47,407 --> 00:32:49,534
Depends on whose health
you're talking about.
489
00:32:58,084 --> 00:33:00,837
Put your hands up.
Move over there.
490
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,552
All right,
now what's in the lunch box?
491
00:33:07,636 --> 00:33:09,930
- You guys are crazy.
- Oh, yeah.
492
00:33:15,936 --> 00:33:18,855
It's gelignite, Hannibal.
It's a decoy.
493
00:33:23,109 --> 00:33:25,111
B.A.,
look at that dog outside.
494
00:33:27,197 --> 00:33:30,283
Murdock, keep them covered.
Come on, B.A.
495
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,335
There's explosives
in that truck.
496
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,935
Where's he going
with that truck?
497
00:33:57,018 --> 00:33:59,145
Only as far as he has to.
Come on.
498
00:34:30,051 --> 00:34:31,970
- I'm a failure.
- Murdock.
499
00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:34,598
- What happened?
- I'm a failure, man, I don't know.
500
00:34:34,681 --> 00:34:35,807
It's all right, we understand.
501
00:34:35,891 --> 00:34:37,684
I got hit from the blind
side, I don't know.
502
00:34:39,769 --> 00:34:40,645
Yeah?
503
00:34:40,729 --> 00:34:41,688
Howdy.
504
00:34:42,772 --> 00:34:44,733
I got the girl and her old lady.
505
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,903
Everything I need to make Joe
Dutton sign over the diner.
506
00:34:48,028 --> 00:34:51,907
Now, if you wanna see them
breathing again...
507
00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:55,452
take a hike.
508
00:34:57,746 --> 00:35:00,665
That was Slater.
He's got Edith and Patty.
509
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:02,500
I'm sorry.
510
00:35:09,257 --> 00:35:10,842
Slater doesn't get the diner...
511
00:35:10,926 --> 00:35:14,012
until he gets Joe Dutton
to sign over the papers on it.
512
00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:16,306
Yeah, well, I hate to
admit it, Hannibal...
513
00:35:16,389 --> 00:35:18,892
but it looks to me like
Slater is holding four aces.
514
00:35:18,975 --> 00:35:20,769
And that's a hard hand
to beat, Hannibal.
515
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,438
Not if you draw into a
straight flush, Sergeant.
516
00:35:33,823 --> 00:35:35,784
You talked to your wife
and kid on the phone.
517
00:35:36,117 --> 00:35:39,579
If you want to see them in one piece,
you'll sign right on the line.
518
00:36:03,436 --> 00:36:06,898
Mr. Slater? It's Bowers.
Dutton just signed the papers.
519
00:36:07,148 --> 00:36:08,608
All right, now listen.
520
00:36:09,150 --> 00:36:12,821
Take care of Dutton,
then meet us back here.
521
00:36:16,282 --> 00:36:18,284
You just retired
from the diner business.
522
00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:20,078
Permanently.
523
00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:30,422
Speaking about retirement...
524
00:36:32,007 --> 00:36:34,426
I figure you're both worth
about 20 years.
525
00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:50,817
These gentlemen
are going to tell us...
526
00:36:51,026 --> 00:36:52,986
where Slater took
Patty and her mother.
527
00:36:53,361 --> 00:36:57,532
And Slater's not going anywhere
without this paper I signed.
528
00:36:58,408 --> 00:37:02,370
This gives us plenty of time
to build him a big surprise.
529
00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:03,913
Right on.
530
00:37:33,568 --> 00:37:34,694
Well, what do you think, B.A.?
531
00:37:34,778 --> 00:37:37,197
Give me about a half an hour,
I'll have it back on the road.
532
00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:40,408
A half an hour? Yeah, I agree
with the big guy, Colonel.
533
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:42,702
I mean, a roast may look
burned on the outside...
534
00:37:42,786 --> 00:37:45,205
but inside it's medium rare.
535
00:37:45,246 --> 00:37:48,458
Medium rare? Food, food.
I'm talking about food.
536
00:39:12,876 --> 00:39:16,504
Well, guys, what do you
say we pay them a visit?
537
00:39:30,518 --> 00:39:31,477
Well...
538
00:39:32,729 --> 00:39:36,316
when Bowers gets back here with that
piece of paper your old man signed...
539
00:39:37,525 --> 00:39:39,235
the Cup A' Joe is mine.
540
00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:55,376
You'll never get away
with this, Slater.
541
00:39:55,752 --> 00:39:59,547
My daughter's right.
Someone will go for help.
542
00:39:59,714 --> 00:40:00,798
Is that right?
543
00:40:02,425 --> 00:40:03,468
Who?
544
00:40:06,387 --> 00:40:08,681
By now, Joe Dutton is history.
545
00:40:09,682 --> 00:40:11,726
And those four cowboys
you hired...
546
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:14,979
guys with machine guns
don't go to the police.
547
00:40:18,566 --> 00:40:19,609
Tillis...
548
00:40:20,944 --> 00:40:24,364
take these two ladies out of
here and get rid of them.
549
00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:42,066
- How are you two?
- Fine. My father?
550
00:41:42,275 --> 00:41:45,403
He's fine. We've moved him to
another room in the hospital.
551
00:41:45,486 --> 00:41:47,280
The original Cactus Jack's.
552
00:41:47,363 --> 00:41:49,949
You know, Hannibal, I want to
remember it just as it is.
553
00:41:50,366 --> 00:41:51,326
Yeah.
554
00:41:51,576 --> 00:41:55,788
It does have a certain ambiance.
555
00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:05,923
This is great. Terrific. Well,
it feels good to be home.
556
00:42:06,299 --> 00:42:08,593
We sure owe you
a lot, Mr. Smith.
557
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,887
I was beginning to like
the restaurant business.
558
00:42:11,012 --> 00:42:14,891
- Learned a lot of new recipes.
- Recipes? I don't understand.
559
00:42:15,183 --> 00:42:19,228
Well, like the one we just
finished, Jailhouse Stew.
560
00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:23,024
You got Slater, a crooked county
surveyor, add six hoodlums...
561
00:42:23,107 --> 00:42:25,610
you put them in the slammer
and simmer them for 20 years.
562
00:42:26,861 --> 00:42:28,696
Candlelight and crystal,
remember?
563
00:42:29,614 --> 00:42:31,199
How could I forget?
564
00:42:31,574 --> 00:42:34,952
- Just promise me no coffee shops, okay?
- You got it.
565
00:42:35,203 --> 00:42:39,916
Oh, by the way, before I forget.
There's your change.
566
00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:42,210
- What?
- Yeah.
567
00:42:42,335 --> 00:42:43,378
What's this?
568
00:42:43,503 --> 00:42:45,421
Well, this is the receipt
here, you see.
569
00:42:45,505 --> 00:42:48,674
You had four team members
for 48 hours...
570
00:42:48,758 --> 00:42:52,929
you had three Mini-14s at $100 a
day rental, miscellaneous ammo...
571
00:42:53,054 --> 00:42:56,432
and one cookbook
to replace the cookbook...
572
00:42:56,474 --> 00:42:58,393
that Murdock lost
in the line of duty.
573
00:42:58,559 --> 00:43:03,189
And, well, that comes to $3,650.
Rounded off.
574
00:43:03,272 --> 00:43:06,025
Now, you subtract that
from the $10,000 deposit...
575
00:43:06,275 --> 00:43:11,572
and that leaves
$6,350 returned to you.
576
00:43:16,577 --> 00:43:18,830
B.A., this is not
the way to do it.
577
00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:21,165
Be cool, man.
I know what I'm doing.
578
00:43:21,374 --> 00:43:24,419
Chili is a delicate balance...
579
00:43:24,544 --> 00:43:28,381
of beans, meat and of herbs.
580
00:43:28,464 --> 00:43:31,175
Everything must be
in their proper proportion.
581
00:43:31,968 --> 00:43:35,596
Quiet, let me cook.
I call this B.A.'s chili.
582
00:43:49,735 --> 00:43:51,112
Well, what do you think?
583
00:43:52,029 --> 00:43:54,574
It's not bad.
In fact, it's pretty good.
584
00:43:54,824 --> 00:43:56,784
It's also pretty hot.