1 00:00:01,485 --> 00:00:04,113 Who knows better about Mr. Tree... 2 00:00:04,196 --> 00:00:09,952 than our bestest buddy, Ruff the Bear? 3 00:00:11,203 --> 00:00:13,038 I ain't taking no orders from no chipmunk. 4 00:00:13,163 --> 00:00:16,667 Let's do it. I want to waste that chipmunk once and for all. 5 00:00:17,459 --> 00:00:20,337 I send you out to whack a chipmunk... 6 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,381 and you come back with a mouthful of excuses. 7 00:00:22,464 --> 00:00:24,967 You can't hurt me. You can't hurt my people. 8 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,387 They're snatching Uncle Buckle-Up! 9 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:31,807 Why would somebody resort to kidnapping over a few stuffed animals? 10 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:35,018 Their heads are not supposed to come off until we want them to come off. 11 00:00:35,144 --> 00:00:37,062 Then we'll take care of all of them. 12 00:00:37,312 --> 00:00:38,814 All of them, including... 13 00:00:38,897 --> 00:00:40,357 Chipmunks are a dime a dozen. 14 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,527 An actor can tell when his career's coming to an end. 15 00:00:46,989 --> 00:00:49,491 In 1972, a crack commando unit... 16 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:51,160 was sent to prison by a military court... 17 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:52,661 for a crime they didn't commit. 18 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:53,912 These men promptly escaped... 19 00:00:54,037 --> 00:00:55,622 from a maximum-security stockade... 20 00:00:55,747 --> 00:00:57,332 to the Los Angeles underground. 21 00:00:57,416 --> 00:00:58,959 Today, still wanted by the government... 22 00:00:59,042 --> 00:01:00,961 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 23 00:01:01,044 --> 00:01:03,547 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 24 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:04,923 and if you can find them... 25 00:01:05,007 --> 00:01:07,593 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 26 00:03:43,165 --> 00:03:47,919 And so, chiperoos, be very, extra, chipmunk careful... 27 00:03:48,045 --> 00:03:51,923 with Safety Enemy Number 1... 28 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,219 especially around... 29 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:58,472 Mr. Tree. 30 00:03:58,930 --> 00:04:01,975 And who knows better about Mr. Tree... 31 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:04,686 than our bestest buddy... 32 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:08,023 Ruff the Bear? 33 00:04:08,357 --> 00:04:10,150 Shall we visit him? 34 00:04:14,905 --> 00:04:17,616 Hello, Ruff! 35 00:04:20,452 --> 00:04:24,456 Well, it looks like Ruff the Bear is hibernating. 36 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:26,458 You know what that means? 37 00:04:26,625 --> 00:04:30,170 That means we're getting close to Christmas. 38 00:04:30,420 --> 00:04:31,546 So... 39 00:04:31,630 --> 00:04:35,634 pay extra-special chipmunk attention to these words... 40 00:04:35,717 --> 00:04:40,180 from our bestest friends at World of Toys. 41 00:04:40,472 --> 00:04:42,682 And we're in commercial. 42 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:47,396 It looks like Ruff the Bear has been visiting his bestest buddy... 43 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:49,106 Mr. Whiskey. 44 00:04:49,398 --> 00:04:51,066 I know we're family, Jorge... 45 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:54,361 and Aunt Josie asked me to give you a job while you're out on parole... 46 00:04:54,486 --> 00:04:56,610 but frankly, you're starting to try my patience. 47 00:04:56,688 --> 00:05:00,075 Listen, Syd, I can't help it if it was Mueller's coming-out party. 48 00:05:00,158 --> 00:05:02,160 I had to share in his joy, you know? 49 00:05:02,244 --> 00:05:03,620 You know, I have news for you, pally. 50 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:06,957 You're not supposed to party with your former cellmates. 51 00:05:07,165 --> 00:05:10,168 This show is called Uncle Buckle-Up Safety Program... 52 00:05:10,293 --> 00:05:12,254 not The Known Associates Show. 53 00:05:12,337 --> 00:05:14,172 I am up to here with the bear, Syd. 54 00:05:14,297 --> 00:05:17,134 Yeah, well, we stand for something fine, something beautiful. 55 00:05:17,175 --> 00:05:18,593 Now get into the car. 56 00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:22,389 Syd, I just need a ride to my car. I don't need a sermon. 57 00:05:23,014 --> 00:05:25,225 Get into the car. 58 00:05:25,851 --> 00:05:28,270 We want a clean kill here. Hit-and-run... 59 00:05:28,478 --> 00:05:31,314 no questions asked. - Got it. 60 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:39,406 Come on, man, they close the lot at 8:00. 61 00:05:39,865 --> 00:05:40,782 Buckle up. 62 00:05:40,866 --> 00:05:42,367 Could you maybe cut me a break here, Syd? 63 00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:44,411 I got a hangover that'd kill a bull. 64 00:05:44,619 --> 00:05:46,997 - Seat belt. - Jerk! 65 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:59,301 What are you, nuts? 66 00:05:59,676 --> 00:06:01,511 You know, after the show, a lot of kids come out here... 67 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,138 and I have an image to protect. 68 00:06:03,221 --> 00:06:07,934 I wouldn't want the chiperoos knowing that their bestest buddy, Ruff the Bear... 69 00:06:08,059 --> 00:06:10,604 is a candidate for a halfway cave. 70 00:06:12,564 --> 00:06:16,234 All right, that's it. That's it. I have had it with you. 71 00:06:16,318 --> 00:06:17,861 I have had it with you! 72 00:06:17,986 --> 00:06:21,948 Come on, Syd, I need my car. I'm taking Mueller to the strip show. 73 00:06:23,492 --> 00:06:25,995 That's it. That's it. 74 00:07:01,696 --> 00:07:03,949 Get an ambulance! Get an ambulance! 75 00:07:10,705 --> 00:07:12,749 Ruff the Bear? 76 00:07:12,958 --> 00:07:14,376 This is gonna be it, Face. 77 00:07:14,459 --> 00:07:16,211 This is gonna be the part that takes off. 78 00:07:16,294 --> 00:07:18,088 But, Hannibal, a bear? 79 00:07:18,213 --> 00:07:21,716 And on TV? TV's not for you. You know, you're a powerhouse. 80 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:25,136 You need 28 feet of canvas to explode out of. 81 00:07:25,303 --> 00:07:28,431 - You'll get lost in a little screen. - I've been thinking about that, Face. 82 00:07:28,557 --> 00:07:31,601 But, you know, television is an intimate medium... 83 00:07:31,726 --> 00:07:34,271 and I'm an intimate kind of a guy. 84 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,773 Like Rambo's an intimate kind of guy. 85 00:07:37,148 --> 00:07:38,733 What you have to do is... 86 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:40,485 you have to get to the bear... 87 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:43,238 in his undisturbed state of mind. 88 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:44,781 I see. 89 00:07:51,663 --> 00:07:53,832 - What do you think? - I think you've lost your mind. 90 00:07:53,999 --> 00:07:56,001 And what's so important about this job... 91 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:58,295 that you schlep all of us down to the zoo? 92 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:00,338 You seem awfully uptight about this. 93 00:08:00,422 --> 00:08:03,133 I mean, you know, you've lost other jobs to other actors. 94 00:08:03,258 --> 00:08:05,302 They're just not writing my kind of picture anymore. 95 00:08:05,427 --> 00:08:08,054 Yeah, romance and comedy, you know. Who needs it? 96 00:08:08,079 --> 00:08:09,030 Yeah, but you know... 97 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:12,726 that shark at Universal, he worked for years. 98 00:08:12,809 --> 00:08:15,645 Yeah, but, Hannibal, this is a kids' show. 99 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:19,691 This bear sings and dances. You know, you could look foolish. 100 00:08:19,858 --> 00:08:23,486 Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin did Paint Your Wagon... 101 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:26,197 and they danced and they sang. Now, did they look foolish? 102 00:08:26,323 --> 00:08:28,575 Indescribably so. 103 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:30,118 But they went on to bigger things. 104 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,829 Not singing, and definitely not dancing. 105 00:08:32,954 --> 00:08:35,790 Well, it was a gap in their technique. 106 00:08:35,957 --> 00:08:38,501 A gap I do not intend to have. 107 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:42,922 And what do you know about the technique involved in doing a children's show? 108 00:08:43,048 --> 00:08:44,174 Well, that's why I called Murdock. 109 00:08:44,341 --> 00:08:46,926 As soon as he gets here, we head to the studio. Now, Face... 110 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:48,511 watch. 111 00:09:10,408 --> 00:09:14,329 This is not working out for me, Preston. 112 00:09:14,704 --> 00:09:18,708 For 15 years, we had a deal with Tamco Toys, without a snag. 113 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,543 Perfect toys every time. 114 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,358 And we got letters. You wanna see some letters? 115 00:09:22,398 --> 00:09:24,881 - I'll show you some letters. - I don't wanna see no letters, Sydney. 116 00:09:25,006 --> 00:09:26,800 Well, and then... 117 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:30,095 you switched us over to this... - Kam Jeoung Ree. 118 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,888 Whatever. 119 00:09:32,055 --> 00:09:35,350 And these bozos send us nothing but junk. 120 00:09:35,433 --> 00:09:39,062 Sydney, I told you before. It is cheaper making the dolls in Asia. 121 00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:40,355 I don't know about that. 122 00:09:40,438 --> 00:09:42,273 I've got some figures that say it's a lot cheaper to make them over here-- 123 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:44,484 Honey, I want you to stay out of this. 124 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,785 This is junk! 125 00:09:53,952 --> 00:09:56,538 Look at this! The heads come off! 126 00:09:56,705 --> 00:09:59,165 The heads come off, for crying out loud. 127 00:09:59,249 --> 00:10:00,834 Now we really get letters. 128 00:10:00,917 --> 00:10:04,295 Last week, some kid swallowed one of my eyes. 129 00:10:04,379 --> 00:10:08,299 Me, Uncle Buckle-Up, an international symbol of child safety... 130 00:10:08,383 --> 00:10:11,845 and kids are swallowing my eyes like they're jelly beans. 131 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:13,179 Syd, watch your blood pressure. 132 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,181 I'm going to the Safety Commission with this. 133 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,766 I wouldn't do that, Syd. 134 00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:18,685 Watch me. 135 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:26,067 Hey, honey? You better talk some sense into him. 136 00:10:26,151 --> 00:10:28,862 If you're looking for an ally, you're in the wrong shop. 137 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:37,662 Four, five, six, seven. 138 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:45,545 A one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 139 00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:48,965 And a one, two, three, four, five... 140 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:55,430 This is it! This is it. 141 00:10:55,513 --> 00:10:57,182 This is the Uncle Buckle-Up set. 142 00:10:57,265 --> 00:11:01,102 This is the cave where Ruff the Bear lives. 143 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,022 I used to watch this show all the time when I was a kid. 144 00:11:04,105 --> 00:11:05,565 - John Smith? - Yes. 145 00:11:05,690 --> 00:11:07,400 - John Smith. - Yes, ma'am. 146 00:11:08,004 --> 00:11:09,694 - Are you John Smith? - Yes. 147 00:11:09,778 --> 00:11:11,488 You're late, John... 148 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:13,490 but don't worry about it. 149 00:11:13,698 --> 00:11:15,533 You're gonna have to do better in the future, though, huh? 150 00:11:15,658 --> 00:11:17,869 I'm Jackie, and I'm the associate producer. 151 00:11:21,164 --> 00:11:24,959 Hannibal! Hannibal, if you want this part, if you want this part... 152 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:27,504 I can get it for you. For the usual 10%. 153 00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:29,547 But you're gonna have to really want it. 154 00:11:29,672 --> 00:11:32,008 You're gonna have to sing Blueberries in my Cave... 155 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,551 you're gonna have to do the sunrise dance-- 156 00:11:33,635 --> 00:11:36,387 Blueberries in my Cave? It's a song that encourages kids... 157 00:11:36,471 --> 00:11:37,847 to eat a nutritious breakfast. It's like this. 158 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,599 ♪ There's a signal in my tummy ♪ 159 00:11:39,682 --> 00:11:41,226 ♪ It wants something sweet and yummy ♪ 160 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,436 ♪ But I know that it's not good for me ♪ 161 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,730 ♪ So I can put blueberries in my cave ♪ 162 00:11:45,814 --> 00:11:47,816 ♪ Breads and cereals, they're okay ♪ 163 00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:49,025 Like that. 164 00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:51,653 - You know, Murdock's right. - Yeah? 165 00:11:51,736 --> 00:11:54,447 These roly-polies can play it. I can act it. 166 00:11:54,572 --> 00:11:57,700 Besides, kids' shows run forever. 167 00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,911 I ain't taking no orders from no chipmunk. 168 00:12:00,078 --> 00:12:03,081 I'm not gonna be a chipmunk, B.A. I'm gonna be a bear. 169 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:04,290 Oh, yeah? 170 00:12:04,415 --> 00:12:06,251 - Let me see your résumé. - I only got two. 171 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,544 Give me one. 172 00:12:12,882 --> 00:12:15,552 Well, now, you can't cross out The Killgator, that's one of my favorites. 173 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,804 Not a good role model for kids. Nope. 174 00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:20,682 Murdock, you can't take out The Aquamaniac. 175 00:12:20,765 --> 00:12:22,642 I'm proud of The Aquamaniac. 176 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,604 I'm sorry, Murdock. 177 00:12:28,606 --> 00:12:30,608 I've got to stand on my credits. 178 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,194 Ruff the Bear... 179 00:12:33,862 --> 00:12:35,822 Ruff the Bear... 180 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:39,409 would never, never smoke. 181 00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:52,088 I see here that you were the Killgator, John, and the Aquamaniac. 182 00:12:52,213 --> 00:12:53,256 Yes, that's right. 183 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,758 Those are very frightening characters, aren't they, John? 184 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,512 Well, I tried to play them with an air of vulnerability. 185 00:12:59,804 --> 00:13:02,432 I'm sure you did. But this is a children's show. 186 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,518 We're a little worried that since you've played so many frightening characters... 187 00:13:05,643 --> 00:13:09,230 you're not gonna be able to adjust to the roly-poliness of Ruff the Bear. 188 00:13:09,314 --> 00:13:12,859 I'm sure, if I get a chance, I could play this role with dimension. 189 00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:14,986 Well, that's why you're here, to get just that chance. 190 00:13:15,111 --> 00:13:16,696 Can you roar for us, John? 191 00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:19,365 I thought I was reading for Ruff the Bear. 192 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,367 So roar like a bear, John-O. 193 00:13:21,492 --> 00:13:23,953 - But bears don't roar. - I beg your pardon? 194 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,623 Bears don't roar, they growl. 195 00:13:26,998 --> 00:13:29,042 Well, ours roars. 196 00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,960 Never underestimate children. 197 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,212 They know a lot more than adults think. 198 00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:35,632 They're very aware, and if you talk down to them-- 199 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,383 Can I just hear a roar? 200 00:13:37,508 --> 00:13:41,137 - What kind of a roar? - Just roar with your best judgment. 201 00:14:01,324 --> 00:14:04,202 What was that? That wasn't much of a roar. 202 00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:06,746 It sounded more like the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard of Oz. 203 00:14:06,871 --> 00:14:09,457 That's it, Bert Lahr. It's my favorite roar. 204 00:14:09,624 --> 00:14:11,584 Okay, next. 205 00:14:11,668 --> 00:14:13,211 You'll be hearing from us, John. 206 00:14:13,294 --> 00:14:16,047 Well, if I could just read for the part. 207 00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:19,050 - You'll be hearing from us, John. - I've done a lot of research. 208 00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:21,594 Well, I've really been thinking "bear." 209 00:14:21,719 --> 00:14:23,721 Okay, okay, okay. 210 00:14:25,139 --> 00:14:27,600 Show us how you drink water with your paw. 211 00:14:27,684 --> 00:14:31,104 Well, bears don't drink with their paws. 212 00:14:31,229 --> 00:14:32,313 Next. 213 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,526 He comes out the stage door right over there. 214 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,070 This time we'll use the heavy artillery. 215 00:14:46,244 --> 00:14:48,287 Syd, what's wrong? 216 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:50,999 I'll be all right, kid. 217 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,297 Maybe we should cancel your appearance tonight, huh? 218 00:14:53,322 --> 00:14:54,625 No, I've gotta be there. 219 00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:57,797 All right. Well, if you change your mind, let me know. 220 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,552 One, two, three, four. 221 00:15:02,927 --> 00:15:05,638 And a one, two, three, four... 222 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,477 Hannibal, how'd it go? 223 00:15:11,686 --> 00:15:13,187 Well, I... 224 00:15:13,438 --> 00:15:14,772 This is it, guys. 225 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,984 An actor can tell when his career's coming to an end. 226 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:22,071 You can only play the Aquamaniac a certain number of times... 227 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,991 before you've explored every aspect of his character. 228 00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:27,118 That... 229 00:15:27,577 --> 00:15:30,705 was my chance at television immortality. 230 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,666 Yeah, but, Hannibal, it was just a bear. 231 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,877 They weren't looking for the definitive Hamlet. 232 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:39,130 They just wanted a guy who wouldn't sweat too much in a fur coat. 233 00:15:39,213 --> 00:15:39,964 Right? 234 00:15:40,048 --> 00:15:41,090 You want this part? 235 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:42,925 You want this part? 236 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:44,844 You got this part. 237 00:15:57,065 --> 00:15:59,192 Stay away from the toy convention. 238 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:05,782 Now listen, you two-bit, washed-up, no-talent bum... 239 00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:09,077 a dead actor gets no residuals. You hear what I'm saying? 240 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,749 Hold it right there, pal. 241 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,180 They're snatching Uncle Buckle-Up! 242 00:17:57,727 --> 00:17:59,604 Come on. Sydney, are you all right? 243 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,903 Whoever you are, I owe you one. 244 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,572 Sydney, I'm H.M. Murdock... 245 00:18:10,031 --> 00:18:12,116 and this is my client... 246 00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:14,619 John "Hannibal" Smith. 247 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,496 You're the Aquagator. 248 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,498 You want the job, you got it. 249 00:18:19,624 --> 00:18:23,628 I mean, Jorge may have rhythm, but you are Ruff the Bear. 250 00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,891 I've always been interested in child safety. 251 00:18:37,558 --> 00:18:40,478 Then about three months ago, Herman Price... 252 00:18:40,561 --> 00:18:43,940 the man who's been handling my merchandising for the past 25 years... 253 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,066 retired. 254 00:18:45,149 --> 00:18:47,902 - You been a chipmunk for 25 years? - Longer. 255 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,404 He's had his own show since 1956. 256 00:18:50,488 --> 00:18:53,574 'Cause I know, when I was a kid, I always wanted to be a Helpful Hamster. 257 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:56,786 Well, all I can say is, after the way you jumped on those guys... 258 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,649 you're the most helpful hamster in the world. 259 00:18:58,674 --> 00:18:59,764 Any time, Syd. 260 00:18:59,789 --> 00:19:02,333 So you think the trouble's coming from inside your own company? 261 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,669 Maybe. After Herman left... 262 00:19:04,835 --> 00:19:09,131 the syndication people wanted to bring somebody in from outside the company. 263 00:19:09,423 --> 00:19:10,925 A real fire-eater. 264 00:19:11,008 --> 00:19:12,593 That's when they brought in Preston. 265 00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:14,845 And he brought his own people with him. 266 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:19,850 And then the creep goes ahead and breaks the contract with Tamco Toys... 267 00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:24,397 and jobs the dolls to some company in Asia nobody ever heard about. 268 00:19:24,522 --> 00:19:26,857 And they start sending us junk. 269 00:19:26,941 --> 00:19:29,151 But the price goes up. 270 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,737 And the quality goes down. 271 00:19:31,946 --> 00:19:33,906 Suddenly, I find myself selling the very thing... 272 00:19:34,031 --> 00:19:35,449 I've been fighting my whole life against. 273 00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:38,077 Anyway, this Preston fellow must be tied into it somehow. 274 00:19:38,202 --> 00:19:40,121 All this is over some dolls? 275 00:19:40,371 --> 00:19:41,664 Yeah, B.A.'s right. 276 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:45,918 Why would somebody resort to kidnapping over a few stuffed animals? 277 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:49,088 - They almost killed my nephew. - Your nephew? 278 00:19:49,213 --> 00:19:50,881 Your predecessor, Ruff. 279 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,883 You know, at first I thought it was an accident. 280 00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:55,136 Now I see it was a warning. 281 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,264 I'm afraid somebody's gonna get killed. 282 00:19:59,974 --> 00:20:01,851 What can you do with people like this? 283 00:20:02,018 --> 00:20:03,352 You find their toy box... 284 00:20:03,477 --> 00:20:05,563 and then you pull all the wheels off their little trucks. 285 00:20:07,481 --> 00:20:09,400 Oh, yeah. 286 00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:18,576 I send you out to whack a chipmunk... 287 00:20:18,659 --> 00:20:20,745 and you come back with a mouthful of excuses. 288 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,997 Look, Nick, the guy had guards. 289 00:20:23,164 --> 00:20:25,708 Do you know what you made happen to me? 290 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,128 I was sitting at a luncheon at a businessman's association... 291 00:20:29,253 --> 00:20:31,172 getting a plaque for my... 292 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:38,888 "For my many contributions to the welfare of the children of Encino." 293 00:20:39,055 --> 00:20:41,891 And this maitre d' comes up to me and taps me on my shoulder... 294 00:20:42,099 --> 00:20:44,268 and says there's a gentleman here to see me. 295 00:20:44,435 --> 00:20:46,854 I look up and I see this clown... 296 00:20:46,937 --> 00:20:49,023 in a yellow and green plaid sports jacket... 297 00:20:49,106 --> 00:20:52,068 and I say to the maître d', "That's impossible, sir. 298 00:20:52,193 --> 00:20:54,653 "I have no business here with this man." 299 00:20:55,404 --> 00:20:57,031 And the maître d' says... 300 00:20:59,116 --> 00:21:00,451 real loud... 301 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,537 like he's rooting for the Dodgers... 302 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:08,376 "He claims to, sir. Says he's a bail bondsman, sir." 303 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,920 Nicky, I can't operate if my people are in jail. 304 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,254 It's like I'm in a monster movie. 305 00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,256 Nick, if I tried to make bail, I would've blown my cover. 306 00:21:14,298 --> 00:21:15,758 I turn into a punk. 307 00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:18,177 And all these manicureds are staring at me. 308 00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:22,223 And suddenly I'm wearing a double-breasted pinstripe suit... 309 00:21:22,306 --> 00:21:25,935 and I'm a punk holding onto a cheap piece of wood with some tin nailed to it. 310 00:21:28,562 --> 00:21:31,065 - You think that's funny? - I'll take care of it, Nick. 311 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,983 That's what you said yesterday. 312 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,528 We've got millions of dollars riding on this thing. 313 00:21:35,611 --> 00:21:37,613 Hey, Nick, I know exactly what we got on this thing. 314 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:40,199 Then when the hell are you gonna get a hold of that punk again, huh? 315 00:21:40,282 --> 00:21:42,076 When are you gonna get a hold of him? 316 00:21:42,451 --> 00:21:44,995 That crumb's probably hiding somewhere in some hole somewhere. 317 00:21:45,121 --> 00:21:48,457 No, Nick, not our Syd. No, he called that PR broad, that Kelly. 318 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:51,043 He said he's gonna make that appearance at the toy convention. 319 00:21:51,168 --> 00:21:54,088 Oh, that's just great. 320 00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:58,134 Our shill's gonna be at a toy convention, in the middle of a floor... 321 00:21:58,259 --> 00:21:59,343 standing in front of our booth... 322 00:21:59,468 --> 00:22:02,012 yapping at the top of his lungs to the ever-loving mommies... 323 00:22:02,179 --> 00:22:04,265 how much garbage our toys are. 324 00:22:04,431 --> 00:22:05,933 That'll never happen, Nick. 325 00:22:06,016 --> 00:22:08,352 - You seem pretty sure about that. - I am. 326 00:22:10,146 --> 00:22:11,689 Yeah, well, I hope so... 327 00:22:12,481 --> 00:22:15,609 'cause your life depends upon it. 328 00:22:18,112 --> 00:22:19,613 Get out of here. 329 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,747 Well, everything seems to be quiet here. 330 00:22:28,873 --> 00:22:30,541 Man, I can't believe all this. 331 00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:33,002 I'm telling you, kids' stuff is big business. 332 00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:34,712 If Hannibal takes this job... 333 00:22:34,879 --> 00:22:38,257 you looking at $25,000 just for a personal appearance. 334 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:39,800 $25,000? 335 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:42,553 That's right. Just for opening a supermarket. 336 00:22:42,678 --> 00:22:44,346 You know, Hannibal might look pretty good... 337 00:22:44,471 --> 00:22:46,557 in that Ruff the Bear costume, don't you think? 338 00:22:48,309 --> 00:22:50,853 Listen, Syd, it's better if I do it. 339 00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:53,147 We don't know who's out there, or what they're gonna do. 340 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,983 You look at him. He hasn't even played the bear yet and now he wants my part. 341 00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:58,436 Syd, I don't like this. I think that we should call the police. 342 00:22:58,469 --> 00:22:59,729 And what do we tell them? 343 00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:01,888 There's been a kidnapping and attempted murder. 344 00:23:02,031 --> 00:23:04,158 Oh, they're a lot of help. They're a lot of help. 345 00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:05,701 You know, they arrested the kidnappers... 346 00:23:05,743 --> 00:23:07,620 in an hour they let them out on bail. 347 00:23:08,537 --> 00:23:10,247 Would you talk to this man, please? 348 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,499 You'll be a target out there, Syd. 349 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:13,876 It's better if I do it. 350 00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:15,961 I've been a target all my life. It's my hobby. 351 00:23:16,045 --> 00:23:18,130 Your friends can take care of us. 352 00:23:18,214 --> 00:23:21,133 Besides, if you go out there, the kids will know the difference. 353 00:23:21,425 --> 00:23:23,427 You know, it's not just that I'm a clown. 354 00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:25,221 There's only one me. 355 00:23:25,346 --> 00:23:26,889 Syd, you've got a phone call. 356 00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:29,099 - Now? - He said it was important. 357 00:23:35,397 --> 00:23:38,275 - What do you do with a man like that? - Keep him off the stage. 358 00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:39,526 How? 359 00:23:39,693 --> 00:23:41,528 For a man who makes his living playing a chipmunk... 360 00:23:41,612 --> 00:23:43,781 he's about as pigheaded as they come. 361 00:23:44,073 --> 00:23:45,532 It's all quiet out there, Hannibal. 362 00:23:45,616 --> 00:23:47,826 - And we're all set in the theater. - Good. 363 00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:49,161 We'll go with the plan. 364 00:23:49,245 --> 00:23:51,038 You guys answer me one question. 365 00:23:52,456 --> 00:23:53,290 Who are you? 366 00:23:53,374 --> 00:23:56,752 Oh, well, I'd be glad to explain it to you. 367 00:23:57,086 --> 00:23:58,504 So explain. 368 00:23:58,587 --> 00:24:00,422 Oh, no, I didn't mean here. 369 00:24:00,714 --> 00:24:04,551 What I had in mind was someplace quiet. 370 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:09,598 A quiet filled with the gentle strains of gypsy violins. 371 00:24:09,890 --> 00:24:12,726 A quiet where the soft bubble of champagne... 372 00:24:12,810 --> 00:24:16,981 mixes mystically with the sizzle of moussaka. 373 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:20,484 Yes, a place where the sound of two hearts beating as one... 374 00:24:20,609 --> 00:24:23,320 drowns out the murmur of lovers. 375 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,907 Something tells me we'd never get to the answer. 376 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,456 What was it? 377 00:24:40,546 --> 00:24:42,923 They just told me if I went on, they'd kill me. 378 00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:49,013 And now, without further ado... 379 00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:53,642 it's my great pleasure to introduce a friend to us all... 380 00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:57,521 Uncle Buckle-Up and his woodland chums. 381 00:24:57,646 --> 00:24:59,189 Hello, chiperoos... 382 00:24:59,315 --> 00:25:02,609 Let's do it. I'm gonna waste that chipmunk once and for all. 383 00:25:04,945 --> 00:25:06,864 First thing, we are going to meet... 384 00:25:06,947 --> 00:25:11,118 all of our little friends, the ones we have learned to love and live with... 385 00:25:31,221 --> 00:25:34,641 It's those guys again! Let's get out of here! 386 00:26:26,777 --> 00:26:28,320 Let's chat. 387 00:26:36,036 --> 00:26:37,663 You blew it again? 388 00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:44,294 And this time you lost a man? 389 00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:46,797 Nicky, they got this guy guarded like he was a president or something. 390 00:26:46,922 --> 00:26:47,923 Nicky, it's spooky. 391 00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:49,925 All of a sudden they got machine guns, they're blowing us apart. 392 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:51,760 Nick, I was lucky to get out of there with my life. 393 00:26:51,919 --> 00:26:53,379 That remains to be seen. 394 00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:55,536 All right, Nick, I can still handle this. I got an idea. 395 00:26:55,561 --> 00:26:56,904 You got an idea, huh? 396 00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:58,517 You can't handle a chipmunk... 397 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,811 and you tell me you got an idea? 398 00:27:02,563 --> 00:27:03,730 I got an idea, too. 399 00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:05,274 - Oh, good, Nick. - Yeah. 400 00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:08,068 I'm gonna throw you right through this window, you see? 401 00:27:08,235 --> 00:27:11,780 And before you hit this pavement, you could tell me what your idea is. 402 00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:14,575 Nick, you know we can't get to this guy directly, right? 403 00:27:14,658 --> 00:27:15,826 You already proved that. 404 00:27:15,909 --> 00:27:17,619 I'm looking for some side door, you know? 405 00:27:17,703 --> 00:27:20,622 So, like, we can get something on this guy, right? 406 00:27:20,789 --> 00:27:23,459 Guess what I found, Nick? A daughter. 407 00:27:24,835 --> 00:27:26,211 Wait till you see this, Nick. 408 00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:29,256 Look here, Nick. This is a tax form. 409 00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:31,133 Nick, do you want my glasses? 410 00:27:31,467 --> 00:27:33,635 It says this guy has a daughter. 411 00:27:34,470 --> 00:27:38,682 Okay? So I say, get the girl, we got the man. 412 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:42,603 Maybe. 413 00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:45,689 - It'll work, Nick. - You better not mess this one up. 414 00:27:45,981 --> 00:27:47,399 It's done, Nick. It's done. 415 00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:49,067 And what about this guy you left behind? 416 00:27:49,151 --> 00:27:52,362 Cobb? He's a good soldier, Nick. He knows just when to keep his mouth shut. 417 00:27:52,529 --> 00:27:55,991 His name is Gretsch. G-R-E-T-S-C-H. 418 00:27:59,369 --> 00:28:01,288 Help me. Come on, please. 419 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,665 Pull me up, please. 420 00:28:05,959 --> 00:28:07,920 Oh, come on, please, please. 421 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:12,257 Come on, please, please, please. 422 00:28:12,508 --> 00:28:15,344 It'll be interesting to see who gets tired first... 423 00:28:15,469 --> 00:28:17,095 B.A. or the lion. 424 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:20,057 That's all I know. I promise. 425 00:28:20,140 --> 00:28:21,642 Try not to sweat too much. 426 00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:24,102 Lions tend to look on it as au jus. 427 00:28:24,186 --> 00:28:26,688 I swear I'm telling you the truth. 428 00:28:26,813 --> 00:28:29,816 Actually, you're pretty lucky. These are African lions. 429 00:28:29,983 --> 00:28:32,027 The Asiatics are the jumpers. 430 00:28:32,194 --> 00:28:33,362 Please. 431 00:28:33,487 --> 00:28:35,906 They're not man-eaters. Only when they're hungry. 432 00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:38,825 They do look kind of underfed, don't they? 433 00:28:39,368 --> 00:28:41,578 Where would we find Mr. Gretsch? 434 00:28:41,745 --> 00:28:45,249 Fun 4 All Amusements. 2750 Marshall Boulevard, Santa Monica. 435 00:28:45,374 --> 00:28:47,834 He's there now. Go see him. He's the one you want. 436 00:28:48,835 --> 00:28:50,462 Kelly, take Syd back to the studio... 437 00:28:50,546 --> 00:28:52,297 and set up a press conference for tonight. 438 00:28:52,381 --> 00:28:54,883 - We'll go look up Mr. Gretsch. - I'm going with you. 439 00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:56,593 You'd be safer at the studio. 440 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,095 Look, this man has fouled my nest. 441 00:28:58,178 --> 00:28:59,846 I wanna look in his eye when I tell him so. 442 00:28:59,930 --> 00:29:02,641 - Be reasonable, Syd. - Face, you take her. 443 00:29:02,766 --> 00:29:04,351 It'll be my pleasure. 444 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:07,062 And check Preston's office. See what you can dig up. 445 00:29:07,087 --> 00:29:07,860 All right. 446 00:29:07,885 --> 00:29:10,243 If he comes in, bag him and call us in the van. 447 00:29:13,026 --> 00:29:14,319 Syd, shall we? 448 00:29:14,403 --> 00:29:17,155 Wait, where are you going? I told you, come back here. 449 00:29:35,132 --> 00:29:36,842 We're here to see Mr. Gretsch. 450 00:29:49,646 --> 00:29:52,232 Wouldn't he make a great doll? 451 00:29:52,983 --> 00:29:54,484 I don't like it. 452 00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:59,156 Their heads are not supposed to come off until we want them to come off. 453 00:29:59,323 --> 00:30:01,241 Mr. Preston said this is the only way he could do it. 454 00:30:01,491 --> 00:30:04,286 The first shipment is at the warehouse now. We'll see how it worked. 455 00:30:05,329 --> 00:30:08,457 If you mess this up, we'll see how easy your head comes off. 456 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,833 Hi, guys. 457 00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:17,674 Nice toys they've got around here. 458 00:30:17,966 --> 00:30:19,301 Would you look at this? 459 00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:24,556 Well, it looks like it's made to come off. 460 00:30:24,681 --> 00:30:26,308 - But why? - I don't know. 461 00:30:26,391 --> 00:30:29,227 But I'll bet he's got a warehouse full of them. Maybe we should take a peek. 462 00:30:29,353 --> 00:30:31,938 - You ain't too smart, mister. - Maybe not. 463 00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:34,816 But I'm a real expert at telling other people what to do. 464 00:30:35,651 --> 00:30:37,069 Now, here are your orders. 465 00:30:37,194 --> 00:30:38,654 You're going to take us to the warehouse... 466 00:30:38,779 --> 00:30:41,990 and then you're gonna get out of the Uncle Buckle-Up business. 467 00:30:42,115 --> 00:30:43,325 Now let's go. 468 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,046 How many Buckle-Up dolls did you sell last year? 469 00:30:56,171 --> 00:30:57,631 About 100,000. 470 00:30:57,798 --> 00:31:00,133 Hey, that's interesting. According to this audit... 471 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:04,012 this year Preston's imported nearly 200,000 dolls. 472 00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:06,515 Have the ratings of the show been going up? 473 00:31:06,765 --> 00:31:09,685 No. As a matter of fact, the show's been slipping this last season. 474 00:31:09,851 --> 00:31:13,313 Well, why would he import twice as many dolls as he could possibly sell? 475 00:31:13,563 --> 00:31:14,606 I don't know. 476 00:31:14,773 --> 00:31:17,109 Well, we'll just have to ask Preston, won't we? 477 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,820 Hey, you better go back to the office and set up the press conference. 478 00:31:19,903 --> 00:31:22,030 Okay. A couple of calls should do that. 479 00:31:22,155 --> 00:31:25,701 Great. And meet me down on the stage. We'll wait for Preston there. 480 00:31:27,327 --> 00:31:28,578 Yeah. 481 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:18,420 We're just about set. I just have to call them back in five minutes to confirm. 482 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:21,715 Terrific. We can wrap this whole thing up before tomorrow's show. 483 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,135 You know, I really do appreciate everything that you're doing for Sydney. 484 00:32:25,302 --> 00:32:29,181 Well, what would the world be without Uncle Buckle-Up? 485 00:32:29,389 --> 00:32:31,016 You mean you're a fan, too? 486 00:32:31,141 --> 00:32:35,228 Me? The biggest. I've been watching the show for years. 487 00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:40,066 Yeah, all the way back to when Rob Parker played Ruff. 488 00:32:41,318 --> 00:32:44,362 What happened to the Truthful Turtle here? 489 00:32:45,739 --> 00:32:47,574 - Who? - The Truthful Turtle. 490 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:48,992 Truthful? He sits right here in front of the log. 491 00:32:49,075 --> 00:32:50,243 People keep stepping on him. 492 00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:51,953 I don't know. It... 493 00:32:54,068 --> 00:32:56,416 - Just... - You know... 494 00:32:57,959 --> 00:33:02,714 the Truthful Turtle can always tell when a chiperoo is exaggerating. 495 00:33:03,173 --> 00:33:06,927 You're right. I don't really watch the show. 496 00:33:07,052 --> 00:33:09,179 I'd be a little concerned about you if you did. 497 00:33:09,638 --> 00:33:11,348 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 498 00:33:12,349 --> 00:33:16,978 You know, you don't have to play the Good Manners Mole... 499 00:33:17,437 --> 00:33:18,980 to make friends with me. 500 00:33:31,117 --> 00:33:34,663 I had better go call the agency back. 501 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:41,962 Okay, hot rod, the party's over. 502 00:34:24,629 --> 00:34:28,675 Okay, pal, we're gonna go talk to Uncle Buckle-Up. 503 00:34:33,513 --> 00:34:37,142 Well, Sydney is no longer your shill, so you can forget it. 504 00:34:37,267 --> 00:34:38,768 - Is that right? - Yeah. 505 00:34:38,894 --> 00:34:40,228 Well, let's see what he's got to say... 506 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:42,689 when we got his daughter hanging out the window. 507 00:34:44,065 --> 00:34:46,651 Uncle Buckle-Up's daughter? 508 00:34:51,031 --> 00:34:52,198 Hold it. 509 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:57,621 That's it. That's the junk. 510 00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:09,925 Yeah, this is, like, a new model. I don't have one of these yet. 511 00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:13,678 Colonel, I think you'd better take a look at this stuff. 512 00:35:19,643 --> 00:35:20,894 Heroin. 513 00:35:21,645 --> 00:35:23,229 I think I'm gonna be sick. 514 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:24,856 We've got the girl, Nick. 515 00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:27,609 Hi, guys. 516 00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:32,280 I'm sorry, Dad. 517 00:35:32,781 --> 00:35:34,032 Dad? 518 00:35:34,824 --> 00:35:37,535 Give us your guns unless you want the girl hurt. 519 00:35:38,828 --> 00:35:40,455 All right, over there. 520 00:35:41,539 --> 00:35:43,208 After you. 521 00:35:47,170 --> 00:35:48,463 No, not you. 522 00:35:49,506 --> 00:35:51,007 We got a little business. 523 00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:59,099 You keep them here while I dicker with the chipmunk. 524 00:35:59,224 --> 00:36:00,433 Right, Nick. 525 00:36:10,318 --> 00:36:12,570 You were messing around with Uncle Buckle-Up's daughter? 526 00:36:12,737 --> 00:36:14,239 You animal! 527 00:36:21,663 --> 00:36:23,610 All right, let's think about getting out of here. 528 00:36:23,942 --> 00:36:27,085 Now, go through everything until you find something we can use. 529 00:36:36,302 --> 00:36:38,596 From now on, you're gonna play ball in my court. 530 00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:39,973 And the first thing you're gonna do... 531 00:36:40,015 --> 00:36:41,891 is you're gonna cancel that press conference of yours. 532 00:36:41,975 --> 00:36:44,185 - Forget it. - I'm not fooling around with you, Sydney. 533 00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:46,062 I've got your daughter and I've got your friends... 534 00:36:46,187 --> 00:36:49,107 and if you don't play ball with me, I'm gonna feed them to the dogs. 535 00:36:49,274 --> 00:36:52,819 Now, the first think I want you to do is to endorse my dolls from Asia. 536 00:36:53,737 --> 00:36:55,113 What's so funny, Sydney? 537 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,408 You can't hurt me. You can't hurt my people. 538 00:36:58,867 --> 00:37:01,036 Without me, you got nothing. 539 00:37:01,202 --> 00:37:03,621 Don't be stupid, old man. 540 00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:07,125 There's a world full of animals out there. 541 00:37:07,417 --> 00:37:09,502 I'll get myself a rabbit or something. 542 00:37:09,669 --> 00:37:11,588 You ain't indispensable. 543 00:37:18,219 --> 00:37:19,512 You got them locked up? 544 00:37:19,679 --> 00:37:21,431 It's all taken care of, Nick. 545 00:37:22,307 --> 00:37:23,600 Good. 546 00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:34,402 I want this mess cleaned up today. 547 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:36,571 Then I'm gonna take this chipmunk here down to the studio... 548 00:37:36,696 --> 00:37:38,448 where he's gonna make the most heartwarming endorsement... 549 00:37:38,531 --> 00:37:40,200 the American public has ever heard. 550 00:37:40,784 --> 00:37:43,995 And then I want you to go to the factory and I want you to take care of business. 551 00:37:44,245 --> 00:37:45,455 Consider it done, Nick. 552 00:37:45,538 --> 00:37:49,793 I'll be dropping by with the old man right after he makes the commercial. 553 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,629 Then we'll take care of all of them. 554 00:37:53,213 --> 00:37:54,756 All of them, including... 555 00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:56,466 Chipmunks are a dime a dozen. 556 00:37:56,591 --> 00:37:58,700 We'll get ourselves a new shill after the accident. 557 00:37:58,725 --> 00:37:59,748 Accident? 558 00:37:59,787 --> 00:38:01,284 They're all gonna be at the factory, right? 559 00:38:01,309 --> 00:38:02,049 Yeah. 560 00:38:02,074 --> 00:38:04,849 - We got fire insurance, right? - Right. 561 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,268 Then make me a tragedy. 562 00:38:24,119 --> 00:38:25,328 How does it look, B.A.? 563 00:38:25,411 --> 00:38:27,122 It's solid as a rock. 564 00:38:27,622 --> 00:38:28,915 Colonel? 565 00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:34,379 Look at this. 566 00:38:36,381 --> 00:38:37,799 And this. 567 00:41:25,633 --> 00:41:27,510 Hey, Hannibal, you smell that? 568 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,053 Gasoline. 569 00:42:00,877 --> 00:42:02,795 Stand by, everybody. 570 00:42:03,171 --> 00:42:04,589 Here we go. 571 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:13,890 Where did they get the dynamite? 572 00:43:20,998 --> 00:43:23,167 - Is that them? - Yeah. 573 00:43:23,376 --> 00:43:25,795 - Then it's over? - Not quite. 574 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,217 And that's why I think these Uncle Buckle-Up dolls... 575 00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:34,095 are the best Uncle Buckle-Up dolls yet. 576 00:43:35,596 --> 00:43:36,931 Hi, slime. 577 00:43:46,315 --> 00:43:47,608 Jorge? 578 00:43:50,570 --> 00:43:53,156 Actually, I kind of wanted to do that to him myself. 579 00:43:53,406 --> 00:43:54,782 I understand that, Colonel... 580 00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:57,451 'cause that's what a Good Manners Mole would have done. 581 00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:28,191 Hannibal, that was wonderful. You, too, Syd. 582 00:44:28,316 --> 00:44:30,318 Gee, thanks, Murdock. 583 00:44:31,277 --> 00:44:34,864 Oh, come on, guys. I'm dancing my heart out, out there. 584 00:44:35,656 --> 00:44:39,202 Hey, give me my bear costume. What are you guys doing here? 585 00:44:40,953 --> 00:44:42,288 Excuse me. 586 00:44:49,128 --> 00:44:51,422 Ruff the Bear doesn't drink. 587 00:44:51,505 --> 00:44:53,925 What are you, nuts? Sydney! 588 00:44:54,508 --> 00:44:56,260 You wanna tell me what's going on? 589 00:44:57,553 --> 00:44:59,138 It's not that I don't appreciate what you've done... 590 00:44:59,222 --> 00:45:02,683 but in this business, it's not courage that counts. 591 00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:05,186 It's nepotism that's important. 592 00:45:05,311 --> 00:45:07,521 Thank you, Sydney. That's right. 593 00:45:08,147 --> 00:45:09,941 If you'll excuse me... 594 00:45:10,274 --> 00:45:12,610 I must rehearse. 595 00:45:13,694 --> 00:45:15,029 Pardon me. 596 00:45:22,995 --> 00:45:26,290 You're going to AA, Jorge. 597 00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:28,417 Not a bad rhyme, huh? 598 00:45:28,542 --> 00:45:29,886 Ten seconds to air. 599 00:45:29,911 --> 00:45:31,837 Listen, so long as you're here... 600 00:45:31,963 --> 00:45:33,798 what do you say to one performance? 601 00:45:33,923 --> 00:45:35,174 Are you kidding? 602 00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:37,843 This is it, guys. 603 00:45:38,594 --> 00:45:40,346 This is like 42nd Street. 604 00:45:40,846 --> 00:45:42,932 I'm going out there like a kid... 605 00:45:43,057 --> 00:45:45,810 and I'm coming back a star!