1 00:00:00,017 --> 00:00:01,944 Where is the crazy fool? 2 00:00:04,113 --> 00:00:05,489 $700. 3 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:08,659 They'll do anything to keep me from getting back on the Wheel of Fortune. 4 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,663 You guys are in big trouble with the government. 5 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:13,789 Yeah, yeah, we know. 6 00:00:13,872 --> 00:00:16,250 Relax and enjoy your last hours. 7 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:18,710 - Do you mind if I drive? - No, as long as you're careful. 8 00:00:19,962 --> 00:00:21,588 I'm looking for a Mr. Murdock. 9 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:23,382 What have you been doing with yourself the past few days? 10 00:00:23,465 --> 00:00:24,925 Actually, it's been very quiet, uneventful, really. 11 00:00:25,008 --> 00:00:27,136 Probably nothing as exciting as around here. 12 00:00:31,974 --> 00:00:34,309 In 1972, a crack commando unit... 13 00:00:34,393 --> 00:00:36,103 was sent to prison by a military court... 14 00:00:36,228 --> 00:00:37,604 for a crime they didn't commit. 15 00:00:37,729 --> 00:00:38,939 These men promptly escaped... 16 00:00:39,022 --> 00:00:40,607 from a maximum-security stockade... 17 00:00:40,732 --> 00:00:42,234 to the Los Angeles underground. 18 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:43,944 Today, still wanted by the government... 19 00:00:44,069 --> 00:00:45,904 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 20 00:00:45,988 --> 00:00:48,490 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 21 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:49,867 and if you can find them... 22 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,286 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 23 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:18,205 $700. 24 00:02:19,915 --> 00:02:21,250 Can I have an "L", please? 25 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:23,669 There are three L's. Yeah. 26 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,463 $2,100. 27 00:02:27,422 --> 00:02:29,174 All right, H.M., this is a phrase. 28 00:02:29,299 --> 00:02:31,343 You want to try to solve it or spin again? 29 00:02:31,426 --> 00:02:33,637 Spin, baby, spin. 30 00:02:33,929 --> 00:02:35,931 - I'll spin. - All right. 31 00:02:43,939 --> 00:02:45,023 $700 again. 32 00:02:45,107 --> 00:02:46,650 Come on. Ask for an "R". 33 00:02:48,026 --> 00:02:51,029 Come on, Murdock. The frequency of "R" is 58 out of 100. 34 00:02:51,321 --> 00:02:52,489 Can I have an ”R,” please? 35 00:02:52,614 --> 00:02:54,533 Yes. There are two R's. 36 00:02:55,659 --> 00:02:57,786 You're up to $3,500. 37 00:02:57,953 --> 00:03:01,581 You wanna take a wild guess, or you wanna spin that wheel? 38 00:03:01,832 --> 00:03:02,666 One more time. 39 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:03,917 Good decision. Okay. Go ahead. 40 00:03:04,042 --> 00:03:06,128 No, no, no! You know it! You know what it is. 41 00:03:06,211 --> 00:03:08,714 Tell him what it is, Murdock! Don't... Don't... 42 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,848 And look at this. $1,500. 43 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:26,690 - Can I have an ”N,” please? - You've done it again. Two N's. Yes. 44 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:32,112 $6,500. What do you want to do now? 45 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:35,365 - I'm gonna solve the puzzle, Pat. - You won the first two games. 46 00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:37,534 So, if you solve this puzzle, you are our champion. 47 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,328 If you guess wrong, we move to the next player. 48 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:40,954 - I'm gonna solve it, Pat. - All right. 49 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:44,458 "All's fair in love and war." 50 00:03:44,541 --> 00:03:48,045 That's absolutely right! Yes! Wow! 51 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,423 - Thank you. - Terrific. 52 00:03:52,341 --> 00:03:54,384 "All's fair in love and war." 53 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:55,969 What an amazing victory. 54 00:03:56,094 --> 00:03:58,972 We've never had anyone quite like you on this show, Mr. Murdock. 55 00:03:59,056 --> 00:04:01,350 I tell you, folks, this helicopter pilot from... 56 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,893 - Westwood. - ...Westwood... 57 00:04:03,018 --> 00:04:07,147 has $28,000 in prizes for his three days with us. 58 00:04:10,108 --> 00:04:12,778 How do you account for all the success you've had out here? 59 00:04:13,195 --> 00:04:15,072 Clean living, plenty of exercise... 60 00:04:15,197 --> 00:04:17,949 and a complete familiarity with the... 61 00:04:18,116 --> 00:04:19,493 frequency tables of the alphabet. 62 00:04:19,576 --> 00:04:22,079 Well, anyway, you have $6,500 to spend... 63 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:23,789 and we'll do that right now. What would you like? 64 00:04:24,373 --> 00:04:29,002 For $150, I would like the humidor and the cigars. 65 00:04:29,086 --> 00:04:31,797 All right, you have $6,350 left. 66 00:04:31,922 --> 00:04:35,258 For $250, I would like the auto buffer... 67 00:04:35,384 --> 00:04:37,677 and the year's supply of Reptile Car Wax. 68 00:04:37,761 --> 00:04:39,721 Mmm. $6,100 to go. 69 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:42,391 For $1,800, I would like... 70 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:43,892 the four-buoy waterbed. 71 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,395 Okay. Now you're down to $4,300. 72 00:04:46,603 --> 00:04:50,565 And for $4,250, I would like the trip for two to Hawaii. 73 00:04:50,649 --> 00:04:52,275 I was wondering when you'd get around to that. 74 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,528 And you still have $50 to go. How do you want that? 75 00:04:54,611 --> 00:04:55,821 - Gift certificate, Pat. - All right. 76 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:58,657 Gift certificate it is. Jack Clark, he really wiped us out. 77 00:04:58,740 --> 00:05:01,159 Tell him about all the great things he's gonna be carrying home with him. 78 00:05:01,284 --> 00:05:03,537 I sure will, Pat. Well, H. M... 79 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:06,998 first, it's the President's Humidor from Humidors-R-Us. 80 00:05:07,124 --> 00:05:10,794 It holds up to 50 cigars, guarantees to keep them fresh for over a year. 81 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,629 And to fill that box to the brim... 82 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:15,340 50 El Capitans from Carlos y Carlos... 83 00:05:15,424 --> 00:05:16,967 the finest in smooth tobaccos... 84 00:05:17,092 --> 00:05:19,136 retail value $150. 85 00:05:19,261 --> 00:05:22,222 And then, it's a year's supply of Reptile Wax... 86 00:05:22,305 --> 00:05:24,099 along with the new Sol Buff... 87 00:05:24,182 --> 00:05:26,309 the solar-powered buffer of the '80s... 88 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:29,229 to keep that reflection on your car year after year. 89 00:05:29,312 --> 00:05:32,482 Total value of car-care products: $250. 90 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,776 And, for the ultimate in sleeping comfort... 91 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:37,696 it's the four-buoy waterbed from Bed Shed. 92 00:05:37,821 --> 00:05:42,492 Ride the waves or float in comfort on queen-size adventure in sleeping. 93 00:05:42,594 --> 00:05:46,204 Retail Value: $1,800. And finally... 94 00:05:46,288 --> 00:05:51,585 we'll fly you and a guest to the beautiful Kona Lua Hotel in Waikiki. 95 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:58,550 There, you'll stay for 14 days in the King Kamehameha Suite... 96 00:05:58,633 --> 00:06:00,635 overlooking the deep Hawaiian sea... 97 00:06:00,719 --> 00:06:05,140 a casual yet elegant atmosphere in the paradise capital of the world, Hawaii. 98 00:06:05,223 --> 00:06:09,102 Airfare, hotel, meals, and $500 in spending money... 99 00:06:09,227 --> 00:06:12,898 are all there to make your fun in the sun a vacation to remember. 100 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:17,861 Retail value of your trip: $4,250. 101 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:19,362 That's terrific! 102 00:06:20,322 --> 00:06:23,450 - Not bad for a couple of days' work, huh? - No, sir. 103 00:06:23,575 --> 00:06:27,078 Of course, we're going to see you in two weeks for our Super Challenge Match. 104 00:06:27,204 --> 00:06:30,790 You'll be playing for prizes valued at from $12,000 up. 105 00:06:30,874 --> 00:06:33,418 - I want a shot at that Mazda. - All right. 106 00:06:33,543 --> 00:06:36,254 Listen, we'll see you back here. We'll be back with more Wheel of Fortune. 107 00:06:36,338 --> 00:06:37,797 - Nice going. - Thanks. 108 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:51,520 Mmm? 109 00:06:53,939 --> 00:06:55,148 Mmm. 110 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:57,859 - You did it. - We did it. 111 00:06:58,068 --> 00:06:59,152 We did it. 112 00:06:59,361 --> 00:07:00,570 We did it. 113 00:07:01,613 --> 00:07:03,823 - We did it! - Holy... 114 00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:08,745 Was I right about those frequency tables or what? 115 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:11,456 Absolutely! And it is amazing. 116 00:07:11,706 --> 00:07:14,793 I just have this ability to flash right on a word with only one or... 117 00:07:14,876 --> 00:07:17,045 two letters exposed, and the entire phrase... 118 00:07:17,128 --> 00:07:18,838 it just comes right into my mind. 119 00:07:18,922 --> 00:07:21,424 You know, I told you, as soon as you know the puzzle... 120 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:24,219 solve it, because, one bad spin of that wheel and... 121 00:07:24,928 --> 00:07:27,973 But that's what we were watching the show for all those weeks. 122 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,975 I mean, I knew exactly how to spin that wheel... 123 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:31,393 ...to miss the bad spots. - You did, yeah! 124 00:07:31,476 --> 00:07:34,646 And I'm telling you, when I got in here this morning and I spun that wheel... 125 00:07:34,729 --> 00:07:36,773 it felt exactly as I imagined it. 126 00:07:37,107 --> 00:07:39,526 Hawaii, Murdock. Hawaii. 127 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,027 How are you gonna get me out of the Vet? 128 00:07:41,111 --> 00:07:42,404 I don't think it'll be a problem. 129 00:07:42,487 --> 00:07:44,489 I mean, we've run out of diseases, pal, you know? 130 00:07:44,573 --> 00:07:46,324 I got two weeks to come up with something good. 131 00:07:46,491 --> 00:07:48,618 Believe me, when that day comes... 132 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:51,580 we are going to be on that plane. 133 00:07:52,831 --> 00:07:54,416 We? What do you mean, "we"? 134 00:07:54,499 --> 00:07:56,543 We. Yeah. You and me, pal. 135 00:07:56,626 --> 00:07:57,961 Faceman... 136 00:07:58,253 --> 00:08:00,964 you know how I'm kind of smitten on Jeni Beth... 137 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,382 and I kind of... 138 00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:04,509 In my mind's eye, I kind of saw... 139 00:08:04,593 --> 00:08:08,430 the two of us floating in the waters of the deep blue Hawaiian sea. 140 00:08:08,513 --> 00:08:11,933 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute here. 141 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,977 What about the old Faceman? 142 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:16,646 I'm your constant companion! Coach of the Year? 143 00:08:16,771 --> 00:08:19,816 Jeni Beth is the most productive... 144 00:08:20,150 --> 00:08:22,652 dental hygienist I've ever met. 145 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,070 Sorry, Murdock, but... 146 00:08:24,696 --> 00:08:27,365 No ticket, no scam. 147 00:09:35,225 --> 00:09:36,226 Hi. 148 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,228 May I help you? 149 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:41,898 Yes, I think you can, Miss Pearlson. 150 00:09:42,357 --> 00:09:44,150 I'm looking for a Mr. Murdock. 151 00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:45,860 Why aren't you looking for me? 152 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:50,615 Well, see, I'm in kind of a rush. 153 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:52,909 See, I really need Mr. Murdock. 154 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,578 He's due to show up at a two-week research project... 155 00:09:55,704 --> 00:09:57,747 at Point Dume on delayed stress. 156 00:09:57,872 --> 00:09:59,374 It happens twice a year. 157 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,668 Okay, let me check the transfer forms. 158 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,128 Okay... 159 00:10:10,635 --> 00:10:13,304 - Ah, yes, here it is. - Can you believe it? 160 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:16,933 - The paperwork is actually in sync. - Okay. Just a minute, please. 161 00:10:18,727 --> 00:10:21,187 A gentleman is here to pick up Mr. Murdock. 162 00:10:21,938 --> 00:10:23,440 I'll take care of it. 163 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,278 So... 164 00:10:29,112 --> 00:10:31,322 This is Nurse Dodd at the VA. 165 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,909 You asked me to call if anyone inquired about Mr. Murdock. 166 00:10:34,993 --> 00:10:37,412 Yes, yes. Thank you for following up. 167 00:10:37,495 --> 00:10:41,374 Another gentleman is here trying to check Mr. Murdock out of the facility. 168 00:10:41,499 --> 00:10:43,251 Thanks again for calling us. 169 00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:46,171 You've done your country a great service. 170 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,594 Can't you people get coordinated? 171 00:10:52,677 --> 00:10:54,512 An officer came by and picked him up this morning. 172 00:10:54,637 --> 00:10:56,264 - This morning? - Of course. 173 00:10:56,347 --> 00:10:58,725 They took him up to Harristown where that general needs a kidney. 174 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,728 The general who needs a kidney, huh? 175 00:11:02,437 --> 00:11:03,813 Did the officer say... 176 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:07,776 how long it would take to put Mr. Murdock's kidney into the general? 177 00:11:07,859 --> 00:11:08,985 Two weeks. 178 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,279 He went without me! 179 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,671 That's him. Let's see where the rabbit runs. 180 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:34,844 Come on, come on, Walter. Man, run! 181 00:11:35,136 --> 00:11:36,679 Come on, Walter, run! 182 00:11:36,846 --> 00:11:38,014 ...going the other way. 183 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,891 He changed directions to the right side... 184 00:11:40,016 --> 00:11:42,101 Keep moving, Walter. Run! Run! 185 00:11:42,227 --> 00:11:44,813 Step on her! Move! Dodge! 186 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:48,900 ...turning back towards the middle, and he's finally brought down for 85 yards. 187 00:11:48,983 --> 00:11:52,111 Whoa, whoa. It's just me. Okay? 188 00:11:52,237 --> 00:11:54,239 What're you doing sneaking up on me, man, without knocking? 189 00:11:54,364 --> 00:11:56,032 I live here, remember? 190 00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:59,828 Where did Hannibal go? 191 00:11:59,911 --> 00:12:02,664 He's gone. He told me to watch the place while you were in Hawaii. 192 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,917 Great, I loan the apartment to him, he loans it to you. 193 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:08,253 - There. - I love your TV, Faceman. 194 00:12:08,503 --> 00:12:10,505 Uh-huh. You also love my refrigerator. 195 00:12:10,588 --> 00:12:13,925 You owe me $400 for the groceries you ate last time you were here. 196 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,969 That reminds me, man. You're out of milk. 197 00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:18,847 - You never have enough milk. - Who drinks milk? 198 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:21,015 Where exactly did Hannibal go? 199 00:12:21,099 --> 00:12:23,142 I don't know, man. He left with these two chicks. 200 00:12:23,226 --> 00:12:25,311 Margie, Maggie, Linda... 201 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,272 - Maggie and Lori? - Yeah, that's them. 202 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,357 The twins from 12? The stewardesses? 203 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,900 So that's why they was in uniform. 204 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,610 Oh, no. Well, when will they be back? 205 00:12:32,694 --> 00:12:35,822 - Not for two weeks. He went to Rio, man. - Rio? 206 00:12:35,947 --> 00:12:37,156 They went to... 207 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,950 Oh, great. That's just... 208 00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:40,785 Well, did he leave a telephone number? 209 00:12:40,869 --> 00:12:43,329 I don't know. Check by the telephone, man. 210 00:12:44,289 --> 00:12:46,875 Oh, boy, I tell you, if it's... 211 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,631 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 212 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:57,051 He used my Double Breath Gum stationary! 213 00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:58,636 And I just had it made up. 214 00:12:58,761 --> 00:13:01,014 Yeah, well, you see, I met the twins in the elevator... 215 00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:03,683 and I told them I was head of an advertising company... 216 00:13:03,766 --> 00:13:07,145 and we were looking for twins for our commercials. 217 00:13:07,228 --> 00:13:09,814 That means you be working for Hannibal, 'cause he already told them... 218 00:13:09,898 --> 00:13:11,566 that he was the president of the company. 219 00:13:11,733 --> 00:13:14,861 - Yes, Hannibal Smith, please. - Please wait. 220 00:13:14,986 --> 00:13:17,071 Yeah, yeah, I'll hold. 221 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,533 Boy, this is just peachy! Murdock's missing... 222 00:13:20,658 --> 00:13:23,411 Hannibal's 7,000 miles away in Rio... 223 00:13:23,494 --> 00:13:25,538 auditioning twins for a gum commercial... 224 00:13:25,622 --> 00:13:28,374 Hey, man, why ain't you in Hawaii? This supposed to be your vacation week. 225 00:13:32,462 --> 00:13:34,130 - Hello? - Hannibal? 226 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:36,174 Face! How's Hawaii? 227 00:13:36,257 --> 00:13:38,217 I have no idea. I'm standing right here... 228 00:13:38,259 --> 00:13:40,845 in my very own apartment. - What's the matter? 229 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:44,641 See, I was supposed to check Murdock out of the VA Hospital this morning... 230 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,559 so that we could go to Hawaii. 231 00:13:46,643 --> 00:13:49,187 When I got there, he'd already gone. 232 00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:51,981 Maybe he double-crossed you and went to Hawaii without you. 233 00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:54,859 Well, nice talking to you. I'll talk to you in a couple of weeks, Face. 234 00:13:54,984 --> 00:13:56,569 No, wait, wait, wait, wait! Don't hang up! 235 00:13:56,653 --> 00:13:58,446 See, I'm a little confused here, Hannibal. 236 00:13:58,529 --> 00:14:00,907 You see, I thought it was you that had sprung him out. 237 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:03,368 And, well, then I called this girl Jeni Beth, and... 238 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:06,120 Well, she's Murdock's first choice for the trip. 239 00:14:06,204 --> 00:14:09,123 The point is, Jeni Beth was still at work. 240 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:13,694 Okay? Hannibal, I think something is very wrong here. 241 00:14:13,836 --> 00:14:14,963 Perfect. 242 00:14:15,129 --> 00:14:17,840 - What? - Not you, Face, the twins. 243 00:14:17,966 --> 00:14:19,175 The twins are perfect. 244 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,803 Oh. Yeah, they'll be great in the commercial. 245 00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:23,471 Where does the hospital say Murdock's gone? 246 00:14:23,513 --> 00:14:25,807 Well, this battle-ax nurse told me that... 247 00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:29,102 Murdock was donating a kidney to a general in Harristown. 248 00:14:29,143 --> 00:14:32,730 Only, I called Harristown, and they haven't even located a donor yet. 249 00:14:33,147 --> 00:14:36,109 Well, maybe he redug the tunnel and went under the wall. 250 00:14:36,234 --> 00:14:38,528 No, I don't think so. I... 251 00:14:38,736 --> 00:14:42,281 Look, I'm gonna run down all the airlines and I'll call over at the game show. 252 00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:45,910 Yeah, well, have B.A. call the hotel that comps the Wheel of Fortune... 253 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,996 and see if he's checked in. - Yeah, good idea. 254 00:14:48,071 --> 00:14:50,490 - But if he doesn't show up, call me. - Sure. 255 00:14:50,581 --> 00:14:53,626 You can always hurry back for that big board meeting. 256 00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:56,796 I'm Chairman of the board, remember? I don't have to hurry back. 257 00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,381 Who could possibly forget? 258 00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:01,175 Hannibal, you are going to pay for this one. 259 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,177 Oh, cheer up, Lieutenant. 260 00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:08,307 B.A., do you... 261 00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:11,853 think you could possibly get the pigskins out of your head long enough... 262 00:15:11,936 --> 00:15:13,855 to help me try and locate Murdock? 263 00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:16,107 If he didn't get on a plane for Hawaii... 264 00:15:16,357 --> 00:15:18,401 then where is the crazy fool? 265 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,238 I think he's coming to. 266 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,495 Welcome to Baraq, my friend. 267 00:15:29,579 --> 00:15:31,164 Who are you? What's going on? 268 00:15:31,247 --> 00:15:33,708 - Call me Joshua. - Joshua what? 269 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,960 Just Joshua. That's all you need to know. 270 00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:45,011 This is Jeremy Woods. Just out of chopper school. 271 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,514 - You two share a common interest. - Did you kidnap him, too? 272 00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:50,892 - Hardly. - Glad to meet you, Captain Murdock. 273 00:15:51,059 --> 00:15:53,478 We've been admiring your flight record for some time. 274 00:15:53,603 --> 00:15:56,272 Particularly your escape flight from Hanoi in '69. 275 00:15:56,314 --> 00:15:59,275 - Who's been admiring my flight records? - We have. 276 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,694 The guys who pulled you out of bed at 6:00 this morning... 277 00:16:01,778 --> 00:16:04,947 and put you on a plane to South America before the hospital staff could blink. 278 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,616 What are you gonna do? Shoot me? 279 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:10,119 You know the CIA doesn't shoot anyone... officially. 280 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,537 Listen, friend... 281 00:16:11,913 --> 00:16:14,540 I know how the CIA works. 282 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,044 They have a more formal calling card and introduction... 283 00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:20,755 than "drug and run." 284 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,382 I used to work for those dudes. 285 00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:26,719 Once in December of 1967... 286 00:16:26,803 --> 00:16:28,805 and again in the spring of '72. 287 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:32,558 Agent Chaney sends his regards. 288 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:34,769 Yeah? Well, how is old Tim? 289 00:16:36,938 --> 00:16:38,773 You know he isn't named Tim. 290 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,945 Your country needs your help, Mr. Murdock... 291 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,947 for a special assault team. 292 00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,406 All-civilian operation. 293 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:50,409 So in case we're caught or killed, the United States won't be accused... 294 00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:52,912 of intervening in the internal affairs of... 295 00:16:53,037 --> 00:16:54,038 Baraq. 296 00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:58,751 - What do you know about the Hind A-10? - You mean that... 297 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,130 cast-iron Russian bag of bolts... 298 00:17:02,296 --> 00:17:04,674 that has, or has reported to have... 299 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,009 the most sophisticated radar in the world? 300 00:17:07,135 --> 00:17:10,930 - I told you he kept up on these things. - What's it doing in Baraq? 301 00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:15,351 Apparently, the Russians have brought two into the Western Hemisphere. 302 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,437 Our boys captured one in Curaguay about a month ago... 303 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,399 and this is the other one. This is all very educational... 304 00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:22,775 but what do you want me for? 305 00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:24,944 You're gonna teach Jeremy here how to fly it. 306 00:17:27,405 --> 00:17:29,490 Welcome back to the service, Captain Murdock. 307 00:17:29,574 --> 00:17:32,493 Sorry we couldn't be more formal, give you time to pack and all that. 308 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,454 You're gonna have a little bit more trouble than finding me new clothes. 309 00:17:35,538 --> 00:17:38,166 Oh, don't worry about the hospital. That's all taken care of. 310 00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:42,461 Well, it's not the hospital people you're gonna have to worry about. 311 00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:46,924 Listen, B.A., the airline has no record of Murdock getting on a flight to Hawaii. 312 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,927 Yeah, so I'm heading your way. Right. 313 00:18:24,295 --> 00:18:26,672 You want directions to the freeway, right? 314 00:18:33,221 --> 00:18:34,222 Excuse me. 315 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,474 Do you have a patient here by the name of H.M. Murdock? 316 00:18:36,557 --> 00:18:38,226 Yes. What do you want? 317 00:18:38,309 --> 00:18:40,394 - I'm from the Wheel of Fortune. - Oh, yes. 318 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,688 We heard about his little television appearance. 319 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,274 - What do you want with him now? - I'm one of his prizes. 320 00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:46,275 Excuse me? 321 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,445 - I'm part of his fantasy weekend. - Just what exactly do you do? 322 00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:51,989 It's my hands. I am Mr. Masseuse... 323 00:18:52,156 --> 00:18:54,367 and this guy Murdock, he won a deluxe massage... 324 00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:56,244 for himself and six of his best friends. 325 00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:58,412 He's not here and he won't be back for two weeks. 326 00:18:58,579 --> 00:19:00,248 How about you, mama? Your neck looks a little stiff. 327 00:19:00,331 --> 00:19:03,125 No, thank you. Now, good day. 328 00:19:18,182 --> 00:19:20,810 Bach's Stereo. This is Nurse Dodd again. 329 00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:23,145 Another man came in looking for Mr. Murdock. 330 00:19:23,271 --> 00:19:24,355 He was from that game show. 331 00:19:24,438 --> 00:19:27,733 Thanks again for calling us, Nurse Dodd. Glad to do my duty. 332 00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:29,652 Bach's Stereo. 333 00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,048 Henderson. 334 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,408 I had a feeling that was you at the door. 335 00:20:18,326 --> 00:20:20,077 Hey, Face, where's Murdock? 336 00:20:20,369 --> 00:20:21,662 I have no idea. 337 00:20:21,746 --> 00:20:23,581 You guys are in big trouble with the government. 338 00:20:23,664 --> 00:20:26,208 Yeah, yeah, we know. Now, where's our other friend? 339 00:20:47,772 --> 00:20:51,442 Just beyond that gate, behind those rocks, is the target. 340 00:20:51,525 --> 00:20:55,112 Camouflaged facility for the Hind Mil A-10. 341 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,698 Let me make this as clear as possible. 342 00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:01,535 Once we get in there, the only way out alive is to fly out. 343 00:21:02,787 --> 00:21:05,623 And to think I could be in Hawaii. 344 00:21:06,624 --> 00:21:08,459 We go as soon as I change. 345 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:25,935 How good's his Russian? 346 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:28,062 He's a man of many talents. 347 00:21:32,108 --> 00:21:33,401 Matches? 348 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,468 Come on. 349 00:23:36,357 --> 00:23:38,275 Totally awesome. Look at this radio. 350 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:41,445 Wonder which one of these switches turns on the windshield wipers, huh? 351 00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:43,030 Let's move it. 352 00:24:03,717 --> 00:24:04,885 I'm telling you something, man... 353 00:24:04,969 --> 00:24:07,680 this baby's got about a 5,000-foot-per-minute climb on it. 354 00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:08,764 Amazing. 355 00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:11,934 And this stick! She feels like she's stuck in jelly, she's so smooth. 356 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,230 - Can I give it a try? - Soon, soon. 357 00:24:17,273 --> 00:24:20,442 You know, he's a quick study here. I think about an hour of instruction... 358 00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:23,362 this boy here is going to be able to fly this sucker. 359 00:24:23,821 --> 00:24:25,239 Very good, Captain. 360 00:24:25,322 --> 00:24:27,324 You know, if we were aboveground, I'd put you in for a medal. 361 00:24:27,408 --> 00:24:30,744 Yeah, well, I'll settle for a lift to Waikiki. How's that? 362 00:24:31,161 --> 00:24:33,455 - How about the firepower? - Go for it. 363 00:24:33,622 --> 00:24:34,873 All right. 364 00:24:41,130 --> 00:24:43,090 All right. I've got a target in sight. 365 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:47,469 Heat sensors, audio indicators tell me that it's unoccupied. 366 00:24:48,012 --> 00:24:49,346 Give it a shot. 367 00:25:08,115 --> 00:25:10,367 Off course, sir, headed toward restricted area. 368 00:25:10,492 --> 00:25:13,203 Veer back to course, Captain. We don't want to stray over the border. 369 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:19,251 Back to course, Captain. 370 00:25:26,550 --> 00:25:28,302 Back to course. Now! 371 00:25:30,679 --> 00:25:32,431 Baraq, huh? 372 00:25:32,598 --> 00:25:34,600 Looks like Las Vegas to me. 373 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:43,359 So you think you're gonna knock over... 374 00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:45,069 a casino with that thing? 375 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:48,530 The world's going to think that you knocked over a casino with that thing. 376 00:25:52,242 --> 00:25:54,578 - They meet at 10:00. Are we ready to roll? - All set. 377 00:25:54,745 --> 00:25:56,121 You think you can control that thing? 378 00:25:56,205 --> 00:25:58,207 Hey, I can get us to the Silver Horse Hotel and back. 379 00:25:58,290 --> 00:25:59,750 I'm already as good as this guy. 380 00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:02,336 In your dreams, rookie. 381 00:26:03,837 --> 00:26:06,256 We don't need this clown. Let's just waste him right here. 382 00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:08,092 You better be looking after that tail rotor, boy. 383 00:26:08,217 --> 00:26:10,469 You remember what the Russian label is for "crosswind indicator"... 384 00:26:10,552 --> 00:26:11,220 boy? 385 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,722 Easy, kid, he's just trying to psyche you out. 386 00:26:13,889 --> 00:26:15,724 It's a lot of car, boy. 387 00:26:15,849 --> 00:26:17,518 Yeah, but I know what I'm doing. 388 00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:20,104 My best student. 389 00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:22,022 Too bad his teacher's gonna die. 390 00:26:22,106 --> 00:26:25,109 You see, after we get the cash, you crash and burn. 391 00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,402 That's why I don't want to shoot you. 392 00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:29,029 The scenario works better without any bullets in your body. 393 00:26:29,947 --> 00:26:33,409 "Crazed Vet Cops Commie Chopper, Conks Casino." 394 00:26:33,534 --> 00:26:35,786 That's gonna look great in the tabloids. 395 00:26:36,286 --> 00:26:39,415 That's too much alliteration. You know, you begin to give me a headache. 396 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:41,291 It'll play great in print. See... 397 00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:44,002 the government captures this chopper down in Curaguay... 398 00:26:44,086 --> 00:26:45,629 and they bring it here to the Nevada desert... 399 00:26:45,712 --> 00:26:48,924 and you come along and steal it from the Americans and use it for a casino heist. 400 00:26:49,091 --> 00:26:51,468 You know, I was actually assigned to guard the thing. 401 00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:55,597 That's how I gained computer access to your previous adventures with the CIA. 402 00:26:55,681 --> 00:26:58,559 You got all your bases covered, right, Josh? 403 00:26:58,684 --> 00:27:00,018 You know it. 404 00:27:03,522 --> 00:27:06,358 We'll be back to get you for the big party. 405 00:27:07,276 --> 00:27:10,195 Relax and enjoy your last hours. 406 00:27:56,283 --> 00:27:58,702 Burn, you sucker! Burn. 407 00:28:21,350 --> 00:28:24,436 Mr. Stein, good morning, Sir. Here are the figures for the drop. 408 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,064 Up 12% from the same week last year. 409 00:28:27,189 --> 00:28:28,524 You would never think... 410 00:28:28,649 --> 00:28:30,484 that a man who makes lions disappear... 411 00:28:30,567 --> 00:28:32,334 could fill a showroom like that night after night. 412 00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:33,504 This is great, really great. 413 00:28:33,529 --> 00:28:36,073 I think that the new sports book is raising the average, too. 414 00:28:36,156 --> 00:28:38,867 Yeah. Now, if they could only play football year round. 415 00:28:39,993 --> 00:28:42,120 Security's got another rumbling about a heist. 416 00:28:42,246 --> 00:28:44,581 - Do you know when that transfer's due today? - At 4:40. 417 00:28:44,706 --> 00:28:46,750 Floating a rumor about a heist was brilliant. 418 00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:49,044 ...and the Air Express is ready to go on, then? 419 00:28:49,069 --> 00:28:50,847 It's gonna take off right on schedule with a dummy load. 420 00:28:50,872 --> 00:28:51,710 Okay. 421 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,882 Oh, the armored car. 422 00:28:54,296 --> 00:28:56,843 Armored car and two sedans will form a convoy. 423 00:28:56,927 --> 00:28:58,971 They'll take the money straight from our cages... 424 00:28:59,054 --> 00:29:01,014 to the Federal Reserve in Los Angeles without stopping. 425 00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:02,516 How much is the drop? 426 00:29:02,683 --> 00:29:04,017 $2.2 million. 427 00:29:04,685 --> 00:29:05,811 That's not bad. 428 00:29:05,894 --> 00:29:08,730 Not bad at all for a kid from Fairfax Avenue. Thank you, Howard. 429 00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:09,898 Yes, sir. 430 00:29:12,526 --> 00:29:14,486 I knew they'd change their plans. 431 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,531 This thing against an armored car? 432 00:30:00,115 --> 00:30:02,200 I think it's about three miles from here. 433 00:30:02,284 --> 00:30:04,786 We gotta pray that Murdock finds a way to contact us. 434 00:30:04,911 --> 00:30:05,912 Yeah. 435 00:30:06,079 --> 00:30:10,626 Boy, I should be sitting on a beach in Hawaii sucking on a Mai Tai. 436 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:47,788 Thank you so much. 437 00:30:47,871 --> 00:30:49,623 I can't tell you what this means to me. 438 00:30:50,666 --> 00:30:53,335 Sorry, I don't pick up hitchhikers. 439 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:55,754 This is a matter of life and death. 440 00:30:55,837 --> 00:30:57,464 I've got to get to a phone. Really. 441 00:30:57,547 --> 00:30:59,299 I don't think we're going anywhere. 442 00:30:59,383 --> 00:31:00,801 What the... Oh... 443 00:31:00,967 --> 00:31:02,761 - Where's your... - Right here. 444 00:31:05,847 --> 00:31:07,140 Look, I'll tell you what. 445 00:31:07,224 --> 00:31:08,558 You give me a crack at this baby... 446 00:31:08,642 --> 00:31:10,811 and if I get it rolling again, you just take me to a phone. 447 00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,479 - How about it? - Well... 448 00:31:12,562 --> 00:31:13,647 Please. 449 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:17,651 - Well, okay. - Murdock. H.M. Murdock. 450 00:31:17,734 --> 00:31:19,695 - Jody Joy. - Jody... Jody Joy? 451 00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:22,030 You like it? I'm on my way to Vegas. 452 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:24,282 I got a job in the line at the Tropicana. 453 00:31:24,366 --> 00:31:25,992 - You're gonna be a chorus girl? - Yes. 454 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:28,787 It's like the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. 455 00:31:28,870 --> 00:31:31,415 - Well, congratulations, baby. - Thanks. 456 00:31:32,874 --> 00:31:34,418 You know, you look familiar. 457 00:31:34,584 --> 00:31:37,129 - I've seen you somewhere before. - No, I don't think so. 458 00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:38,755 Did you ever work at the Magic Castle? 459 00:31:38,839 --> 00:31:40,841 Nope. But I think I found our problem. 460 00:31:41,758 --> 00:31:43,719 It's a broken fan belt. 461 00:31:44,219 --> 00:31:45,345 I know. 462 00:31:45,846 --> 00:31:47,222 If I could... 463 00:31:47,681 --> 00:31:49,224 No, that's not going to work. 464 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:51,059 Give me your stockings. 465 00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:56,148 Oh, the elasticity. They have an elasticity to it. I can... 466 00:31:56,273 --> 00:31:58,483 Police do it all the time. You tie... 467 00:31:58,567 --> 00:32:00,318 - Okay. - See, I... 468 00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:03,280 I feel really silly. I mean, I know I... 469 00:32:03,363 --> 00:32:05,323 You meet a strange man... 470 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:08,368 That sounds terrible. You meet a strange man in the desert... 471 00:32:08,452 --> 00:32:11,413 and the first thing he does is ask you to give him your stockings. 472 00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:14,875 But I'm telling you, I wouldn't be asking you if this wasn't the only way... 473 00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:16,793 to get this car moving again. I mean... 474 00:32:16,918 --> 00:32:20,088 when you're in situations like this, you have to come up with bizarre and creative-- 475 00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:21,381 Oh, thank you. 476 00:32:22,549 --> 00:32:24,885 I know. I know where I saw you. 477 00:32:24,968 --> 00:32:26,553 You were on the Wheel of Fortune the other day! 478 00:32:26,595 --> 00:32:29,222 - Did you see that? - You won the trip to Hawaii. 479 00:32:29,473 --> 00:32:31,641 - You should be in Hawaii. - I know. Tell me about it. 480 00:32:31,767 --> 00:32:35,520 It was amazing. I've never seen anybody solve the puzzles so quick. 481 00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:38,064 It was nothing, really. 482 00:32:39,065 --> 00:32:40,400 Meeting you... 483 00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:43,528 is like the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. 484 00:32:45,238 --> 00:32:46,782 All right. 485 00:32:58,752 --> 00:33:00,837 He's gone! Keep the radio open. 486 00:33:00,921 --> 00:33:02,672 He'd have to cross all the way to the highway on foot. 487 00:33:02,756 --> 00:33:04,382 If he caught a ride, where's the nearest phone? 488 00:33:04,508 --> 00:33:07,177 The only place for 30 miles is that dive at Cross Creek Road. 489 00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:19,231 My real name is Jody Kleinman... 490 00:33:19,314 --> 00:33:21,233 but I changed it when I went to work for Morty. 491 00:33:21,358 --> 00:33:23,276 - The magician? - Yeah. 492 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,529 Morty the Magnificent. 493 00:33:25,862 --> 00:33:27,405 Ah! Civilization. 494 00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:39,793 Well, thanks for giving me a lift, honey. 495 00:33:39,876 --> 00:33:42,045 - Does this mean you're saying good bye? - I'm afraid so. 496 00:33:42,838 --> 00:33:44,756 Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. 497 00:33:44,798 --> 00:33:47,926 I could give you a lift into Vegas. 498 00:33:48,343 --> 00:33:50,637 - Just let me go in and fix my face. - Listen... 499 00:33:50,971 --> 00:33:54,307 thanks, honey, but I might be meeting some people here that you're not going to like. 500 00:33:54,596 --> 00:33:56,518 Well, good luck. 501 00:33:56,935 --> 00:34:00,438 Good luck to you, too. And break a leg and all that. 502 00:34:00,564 --> 00:34:02,274 Thanks. But... 503 00:34:10,323 --> 00:34:12,075 Lou's Delivery. 504 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,160 Faceman, it's me. Where's Hannibal? 505 00:34:14,244 --> 00:34:16,162 Never mind that. Where are you? Are you all right? 506 00:34:16,246 --> 00:34:17,914 Not so good. I need to see you real quick. 507 00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:21,793 I'm at a roadside diner called Jeffrey's Jamboree on... 508 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,587 Cross Creek Road. It's about... 509 00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:26,423 12 miles outside of Vegas on the California side. 510 00:34:26,506 --> 00:34:29,885 Yeah, we just passed it. We're about 10 minutes away. We'll be there. 511 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,462 I'm so glad you're back. 512 00:35:47,629 --> 00:35:49,965 This is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. 513 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:57,555 - Do you mind if I drive? - No, as long as you're careful. 514 00:36:49,232 --> 00:36:50,358 Get down! 515 00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:53,570 What's going on? 516 00:36:53,695 --> 00:36:56,448 They'll do anything to keep me from getting back on the Wheel of Fortune. 517 00:36:56,531 --> 00:36:57,741 Now watch out! 518 00:37:05,999 --> 00:37:09,377 That was great! I mean, that was amazing! 519 00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:11,629 The most exciting thing that ever happened to you, huh? 520 00:37:12,338 --> 00:37:13,506 Yeah! 521 00:37:39,532 --> 00:37:42,035 He sure is a popular fellow. 522 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,788 They been people in here looking for him all day. 523 00:37:44,913 --> 00:37:48,124 Last we seen him was back there in the ladies' room. 524 00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:52,337 - Thank you, Amelia. - Okay. 525 00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:16,694 - Mirror signal. - Mmm-hmm. 526 00:38:16,778 --> 00:38:18,947 I haven't seen that since Saigon. 527 00:38:19,572 --> 00:38:21,491 Well. Shall we? 528 00:38:46,432 --> 00:38:49,060 - Do we really have to make this trip? - Of course. 529 00:38:49,144 --> 00:38:52,105 After we get the cash, the chopper, the money, and the lunatic... 530 00:38:52,188 --> 00:38:54,649 that's you, have to crash and burn. 531 00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:56,401 Dead crime, dead criminal, right? 532 00:38:57,235 --> 00:39:00,155 That's the beauty of it. Nobody will be looking for the money. 533 00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:02,323 They'll think it all burned up. 534 00:39:05,368 --> 00:39:07,662 Miss Joy, I'm sorry you had to be a part of this. 535 00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:11,332 But you shouldn't pick up hitchhikers. 536 00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:15,378 I want you to know one thing. I don't blame you at all for this. 537 00:39:16,171 --> 00:39:19,841 You're some kind of girl, Jody Joy. Some kind of girl. 538 00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:25,638 Jack Stein? 539 00:39:26,014 --> 00:39:28,516 What are you guys doing? What are you barging in here like this? 540 00:39:28,641 --> 00:39:30,518 Your drop's about to be hit. 541 00:39:30,768 --> 00:39:33,313 You guys are making a big mistake here. 542 00:39:33,396 --> 00:39:34,772 We telling you the truth, Jack. 543 00:39:34,856 --> 00:39:37,942 Well, if they want to hit the plane, I say, you know, let them. 544 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:41,029 But you boys are the ones in real trouble here. 545 00:39:46,075 --> 00:39:47,410 Huh. 546 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,418 Right on schedule. 547 00:40:01,716 --> 00:40:03,426 This is gonna be fun. 548 00:41:34,350 --> 00:41:36,644 They say this thing can pull a tank out of a mud hole. 549 00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:38,896 They should thank us for field-testing it. 550 00:43:02,397 --> 00:43:04,649 Jack Stein sends his best. 551 00:43:06,692 --> 00:43:08,653 - Ta-da! - How did you do that? 552 00:43:08,694 --> 00:43:11,697 We used to do it all the time when I worked for Morty the Magnificent. 553 00:43:11,781 --> 00:43:15,368 The trick is in flexing your wrists while the guy from the audience is tying you up. 554 00:43:15,952 --> 00:43:19,333 We used to practice it all the time. Morty loved to tie me up. 555 00:43:19,358 --> 00:43:20,915 I bet he did. 556 00:43:27,130 --> 00:43:29,882 Murdock, are you all right? Oh. 557 00:43:31,592 --> 00:43:33,511 I guess you are. 558 00:43:36,556 --> 00:43:37,723 You know what? 559 00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:40,143 That's the most exciting thing that ever happened to me. 560 00:43:49,110 --> 00:43:51,028 All right, H.M., you're playing for the truck. 561 00:43:51,112 --> 00:43:53,656 We need five consonants and one vowel. 562 00:43:55,032 --> 00:43:56,617 - T. - That's one. 563 00:43:56,742 --> 00:43:58,327 - S. - Two. 564 00:43:58,536 --> 00:44:00,288 - L. - Three. 565 00:44:00,621 --> 00:44:02,331 - C. - Four. 566 00:44:02,415 --> 00:44:04,292 - And D. - And a vowel, please? 567 00:44:04,458 --> 00:44:06,544 - Give me an E, please. - All right. 568 00:44:06,669 --> 00:44:09,505 Vanna White will turn the letters you have found now. 569 00:44:09,714 --> 00:44:12,008 This is a place. 570 00:44:12,216 --> 00:44:13,926 It's for the truck. 571 00:44:14,886 --> 00:44:17,680 You have 15 seconds. Good luck. 572 00:44:30,443 --> 00:44:32,778 - "South America." - That's it! Yes! 573 00:44:35,281 --> 00:44:36,699 That's amazing! 574 00:44:36,949 --> 00:44:39,535 "South America." Congratulations. Wow! 575 00:44:41,078 --> 00:44:42,246 That's wonderful. 576 00:44:42,330 --> 00:44:44,981 You know, there was some talk that you might not even be able to make it back... 577 00:44:45,006 --> 00:44:46,342 for our Championship playoffs. 578 00:44:46,367 --> 00:44:47,639 No, no way, I wasn't going to miss this one. 579 00:44:47,664 --> 00:44:49,337 Yeah. What have you been doing with yourself the past few days? 580 00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:51,053 Actually, it's been very quiet, uneventful, really. 581 00:44:51,078 --> 00:44:52,924 Probably nothing as exciting as around here, huh? 582 00:44:53,007 --> 00:44:54,425 - No way. - You've been a super player. 583 00:44:54,508 --> 00:44:57,762 How in the world did you get South America with just four letters up there? 584 00:44:58,262 --> 00:45:00,973 - I always wanted to go there. - Well, congratulations again. 585 00:45:01,015 --> 00:45:04,435 Let me get this mic off and we'll go look at your truck. Nice going, H.M. Over you go. 586 00:45:19,212 --> 00:45:21,806 Oh, my God! Hawaii, Murdock! 587 00:45:22,749 --> 00:45:24,622 - Hawaii! - Yeah, Hawaii. 588 00:45:24,705 --> 00:45:26,374 I wanted to talk to you about Hawaii. 589 00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:29,126 You're not gonna start with that Jeni Beth stuff again, are you? 590 00:45:29,252 --> 00:45:31,796 No, no. I'm not taking Jeni Beth. I'm taking-- 591 00:45:31,921 --> 00:45:34,257 - That was pretty exciting! - What did you think? 592 00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,801 Nothing compared to you and me in Hawaii! 593 00:45:36,884 --> 00:45:39,804 Hawaii! I have never been to Hawaii. I've dreamed about it. 594 00:45:39,845 --> 00:45:41,722 - Me, too! Scuba diving... - You're gonna teach me to scuba dive? 595 00:45:41,806 --> 00:45:42,974 Scuba diving, and Mai Tais. Hula! 596 00:45:43,057 --> 00:45:45,434 Abalone? You gonna teach me to get abalone off the rocks? 597 00:45:45,518 --> 00:45:47,019 We can go helicopter riding.