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Where is the crazy fool?
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$700.
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They'll do anything to keep me from
getting back on the Wheel of Fortune.
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You guys are in big trouble
with the government.
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Yeah, yeah, we know.
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Relax and enjoy your last hours.
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- Do you mind if I drive?
- No, as long as you're careful.
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I'm looking
for a Mr. Murdock.
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What have you been doing with
yourself the past few days?
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Actually, it's been very
quiet, uneventful, really.
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Probably nothing as exciting
as around here.
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In 1972,
a crack commando unit...
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was sent to prison
by a military court...
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for a crime they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped...
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from a maximum-security
stockade...
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to the Los Angeles underground.
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Today, still wanted
by the government...
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they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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$700.
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Can I have an "L", please?
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There are three L's. Yeah.
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$2,100.
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All right, H.M.,
this is a phrase.
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You want to try to solve it
or spin again?
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Spin, baby, spin.
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- I'll spin.
- All right.
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$700 again.
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Come on. Ask for an "R".
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Come on, Murdock. The frequency
of "R" is 58 out of 100.
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Can I have an ”R,” please?
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Yes. There are two R's.
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You're up to $3,500.
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You wanna take a wild guess,
or you wanna spin that wheel?
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One more time.
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Good decision.
Okay. Go ahead.
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No, no, no! You know it!
You know what it is.
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Tell him what it is, Murdock!
Don't... Don't...
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And look at this. $1,500.
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- Can I have an ”N,” please?
- You've done it again. Two N's. Yes.
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$6,500. What do
you want to do now?
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- I'm gonna solve the puzzle, Pat.
- You won the first two games.
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So, if you solve this puzzle,
you are our champion.
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If you guess wrong,
we move to the next player.
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- I'm gonna solve it, Pat.
- All right.
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"All's fair in love and war."
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That's absolutely right!
Yes! Wow!
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- Thank you.
- Terrific.
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"All's fair in love and war."
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What an amazing victory.
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We've never had anyone quite like
you on this show, Mr. Murdock.
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I tell you, folks,
this helicopter pilot from...
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- Westwood.
- ...Westwood...
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has $28,000 in prizes
for his three days with us.
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How do you account for all the
success you've had out here?
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Clean living,
plenty of exercise...
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and a complete familiarity
with the...
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frequency tables
of the alphabet.
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Well, anyway,
you have $6,500 to spend...
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and we'll do that right now.
What would you like?
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For $150, I would like
the humidor and the cigars.
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All right, you have $6,350 left.
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For $250, I would
like the auto buffer...
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and the year's supply
of Reptile Car Wax.
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Mmm. $6,100 to go.
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For $1,800, I would like...
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the four-buoy waterbed.
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Okay. Now you're
down to $4,300.
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And for $4,250, I would like
the trip for two to Hawaii.
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I was wondering when you'd
get around to that.
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And you still have $50 to go.
How do you want that?
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- Gift certificate, Pat.
- All right.
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Gift certificate it is. Jack
Clark, he really wiped us out.
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Tell him about all the great things
he's gonna be carrying home with him.
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I sure will, Pat.
Well, H. M...
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first, it's the President's
Humidor from Humidors-R-Us.
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It holds up to 50 cigars, guarantees
to keep them fresh for over a year.
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And to fill that box
to the brim...
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50 El Capitans
from Carlos y Carlos...
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the finest in smooth tobaccos...
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retail value $150.
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And then, it's a year's supply
of Reptile Wax...
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along with the new Sol Buff...
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the solar-powered buffer
of the '80s...
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to keep that reflection
on your car year after year.
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Total value
of car-care products: $250.
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And, for the ultimate
in sleeping comfort...
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it's the four-buoy waterbed
from Bed Shed.
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Ride the waves or float in comfort
on queen-size adventure in sleeping.
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Retail Value: $1,800.
And finally...
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we'll fly you and a guest to the
beautiful Kona Lua Hotel in Waikiki.
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There, you'll stay for 14 days
in the King Kamehameha Suite...
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overlooking
the deep Hawaiian sea...
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a casual yet elegant atmosphere in the
paradise capital of the world, Hawaii.
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Airfare, hotel, meals, and
$500 in spending money...
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are all there to make your fun in
the sun a vacation to remember.
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Retail value of your trip: $4,250.
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That's terrific!
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- Not bad for a couple of days' work, huh?
- No, sir.
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Of course, we're going to see you in two
weeks for our Super Challenge Match.
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You'll be playing for prizes
valued at from $12,000 up.
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- I want a shot at that Mazda.
- All right.
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Listen, we'll see you back here. We'll
be back with more Wheel of Fortune.
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- Nice going.
- Thanks.
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Mmm?
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Mmm.
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- You did it.
- We did it.
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We did it.
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We did it.
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- We did it!
- Holy...
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Was I right about those
frequency tables or what?
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Absolutely!
And it is amazing.
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I just have this ability to flash
right on a word with only one or...
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two letters exposed,
and the entire phrase...
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it just comes
right into my mind.
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You know, I told you, as soon
as you know the puzzle...
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solve it, because, one bad
spin of that wheel and...
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But that's what we were watching
the show for all those weeks.
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I mean, I knew exactly how to
spin that wheel...
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...to miss the bad spots.
- You did, yeah!
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And I'm telling you, when I got in here
this morning and I spun that wheel...
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it felt exactly
as I imagined it.
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Hawaii, Murdock. Hawaii.
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How are you gonna
get me out of the Vet?
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I don't think
it'll be a problem.
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I mean, we've run out
of diseases, pal, you know?
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I got two weeks to come up
with something good.
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Believe me,
when that day comes...
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we are going
to be on that plane.
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We? What do you mean, "we"?
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We. Yeah. You and me, pal.
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Faceman...
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you know how I'm kind of
smitten on Jeni Beth...
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and I kind of...
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In my mind's eye,
I kind of saw...
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the two of us floating in the waters
of the deep blue Hawaiian sea.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute here.
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What about the old Faceman?
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I'm your constant companion!
Coach of the Year?
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Jeni Beth
is the most productive...
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dental hygienist I've ever met.
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Sorry, Murdock, but...
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No ticket, no scam.
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Hi.
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May I help you?
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Yes, I think you can,
Miss Pearlson.
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I'm looking
for a Mr. Murdock.
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Why aren't you looking for me?
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Well, see,
I'm in kind of a rush.
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See, I really
need Mr. Murdock.
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He's due to show up at a
two-week research project...
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at Point Dume on delayed stress.
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It happens twice a year.
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Okay, let me check
the transfer forms.
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Okay...
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- Ah, yes, here it is.
- Can you believe it?
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- The paperwork is actually in sync.
- Okay. Just a minute, please.
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A gentleman is here
to pick up Mr. Murdock.
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I'll take care of it.
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So...
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This is Nurse Dodd at the VA.
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You asked me to call if anyone
inquired about Mr. Murdock.
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Yes, yes. Thank you
for following up.
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Another gentleman is here trying to
check Mr. Murdock out of the facility.
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Thanks again for calling us.
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You've done your country
a great service.
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Can't you people
get coordinated?
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An officer came by and
picked him up this morning.
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- This morning?
- Of course.
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They took him up to Harristown
where that general needs a kidney.
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The general
who needs a kidney, huh?
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Did the officer say...
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how long it would take to put Mr.
Murdock's kidney into the general?
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Two weeks.
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He went without me!
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That's him. Let's
see where the rabbit runs.
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Come on, come on, Walter.
Man, run!
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Come on, Walter, run!
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...going the other way.
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He changed directions
to the right side...
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Keep moving, Walter.
Run! Run!
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Step on her! Move! Dodge!
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...turning back towards the middle, and
he's finally brought down for 85 yards.
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Whoa, whoa.
It's just me. Okay?
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What're you doing sneaking up
on me, man, without knocking?
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I live here, remember?
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Where did Hannibal go?
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He's gone. He told me to watch the
place while you were in Hawaii.
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Great, I loan the apartment
to him, he loans it to you.
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- There.
- I love your TV, Faceman.
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Uh-huh. You also love
my refrigerator.
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You owe me $400 for the groceries
you ate last time you were here.
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That reminds me, man.
You're out of milk.
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- You never have enough milk.
- Who drinks milk?
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Where exactly did Hannibal go?
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I don't know, man.
He left with these two chicks.
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Margie, Maggie, Linda...
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- Maggie and Lori?
- Yeah, that's them.
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00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,357
The twins from 12?
The stewardesses?
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So that's why
they was in uniform.
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Oh, no. Well, when
will they be back?
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- Not for two weeks. He went to Rio, man.
- Rio?
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They went to...
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Oh, great. That's just...
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Well, did he leave
a telephone number?
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I don't know.
Check by the telephone, man.
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Oh, boy, I tell you, if it's...
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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He used my
Double Breath Gum stationary!
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And I just had it made up.
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Yeah, well, you see, I met
the twins in the elevator...
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and I told them I was head
of an advertising company...
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and we were looking for twins
for our commercials.
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00:13:07,228 --> 00:13:09,814
That means you be working for Hannibal,
'cause he already told them...
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that he was the president
of the company.
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- Yes, Hannibal Smith, please.
- Please wait.
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Yeah, yeah, I'll hold.
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Boy, this is just peachy!
Murdock's missing...
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Hannibal's 7,000 miles away
in Rio...
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auditioning twins
for a gum commercial...
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Hey, man, why ain't you in Hawaii? This
supposed to be your vacation week.
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- Hello?
- Hannibal?
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Face! How's Hawaii?
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I have no idea.
I'm standing right here...
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in my very own apartment.
- What's the matter?
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See, I was supposed to check Murdock
out of the VA Hospital this morning...
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so that we could go to Hawaii.
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When I got there,
he'd already gone.
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Maybe he double-crossed you and
went to Hawaii without you.
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Well, nice talking to you. I'll talk
to you in a couple of weeks, Face.
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No, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't hang up!
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See, I'm a little confused
here, Hannibal.
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You see, I thought it was you
that had sprung him out.
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And, well, then I called
this girl Jeni Beth, and...
238
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:06,120
Well, she's Murdock's
first choice for the trip.
239
00:14:06,204 --> 00:14:09,123
The point is,
Jeni Beth was still at work.
240
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:13,694
Okay? Hannibal, I think
something is very wrong here.
241
00:14:13,836 --> 00:14:14,963
Perfect.
242
00:14:15,129 --> 00:14:17,840
- What?
- Not you, Face, the twins.
243
00:14:17,966 --> 00:14:19,175
The twins are perfect.
244
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,803
Oh. Yeah, they'll be great
in the commercial.
245
00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:23,471
Where does the hospital say
Murdock's gone?
246
00:14:23,513 --> 00:14:25,807
Well, this battle-ax nurse
told me that...
247
00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:29,102
Murdock was donating a kidney
to a general in Harristown.
248
00:14:29,143 --> 00:14:32,730
Only, I called Harristown, and they
haven't even located a donor yet.
249
00:14:33,147 --> 00:14:36,109
Well, maybe he redug the tunnel
and went under the wall.
250
00:14:36,234 --> 00:14:38,528
No, I don't think so. I...
251
00:14:38,736 --> 00:14:42,281
Look, I'm gonna run down all the airlines
and I'll call over at the game show.
252
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:45,910
Yeah, well, have B.A. call the hotel
that comps the Wheel of Fortune...
253
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,996
and see if he's checked in.
- Yeah, good idea.
254
00:14:48,071 --> 00:14:50,490
- But if he doesn't show up, call me.
- Sure.
255
00:14:50,581 --> 00:14:53,626
You can always hurry back
for that big board meeting.
256
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:56,796
I'm Chairman of the board, remember?
I don't have to hurry back.
257
00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,381
Who could possibly forget?
258
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:01,175
Hannibal, you are going
to pay for this one.
259
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,177
Oh, cheer up, Lieutenant.
260
00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:08,307
B.A., do you...
261
00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:11,853
think you could possibly get the
pigskins out of your head long enough...
262
00:15:11,936 --> 00:15:13,855
to help me try
and locate Murdock?
263
00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:16,107
If he didn't get on a plane
for Hawaii...
264
00:15:16,357 --> 00:15:18,401
then where is the crazy fool?
265
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,238
I think he's coming to.
266
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,495
Welcome to Baraq, my friend.
267
00:15:29,579 --> 00:15:31,164
Who are you? What's going on?
268
00:15:31,247 --> 00:15:33,708
- Call me Joshua.
- Joshua what?
269
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,960
Just Joshua. That's all
you need to know.
270
00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:45,011
This is Jeremy Woods.
Just out of chopper school.
271
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,514
- You two share a common interest.
- Did you kidnap him, too?
272
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:50,892
- Hardly.
- Glad to meet you, Captain Murdock.
273
00:15:51,059 --> 00:15:53,478
We've been admiring your
flight record for some time.
274
00:15:53,603 --> 00:15:56,272
Particularly your escape
flight from Hanoi in '69.
275
00:15:56,314 --> 00:15:59,275
- Who's been admiring my flight records?
- We have.
276
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,694
The guys who pulled you out of
bed at 6:00 this morning...
277
00:16:01,778 --> 00:16:04,947
and put you on a plane to South America
before the hospital staff could blink.
278
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,616
What are you gonna do?
Shoot me?
279
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:10,119
You know the CIA doesn't shoot anyone...
officially.
280
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,537
Listen, friend...
281
00:16:11,913 --> 00:16:14,540
I know how the CIA works.
282
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,044
They have a more formal calling
card and introduction...
283
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:20,755
than "drug and run."
284
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,382
I used to work for those dudes.
285
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:26,719
Once in December of 1967...
286
00:16:26,803 --> 00:16:28,805
and again in the spring of '72.
287
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:32,558
Agent Chaney sends his regards.
288
00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:34,769
Yeah? Well,
how is old Tim?
289
00:16:36,938 --> 00:16:38,773
You know he isn't named Tim.
290
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,945
Your country needs
your help, Mr. Murdock...
291
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,947
for a special assault team.
292
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,406
All-civilian operation.
293
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:50,409
So in case we're caught or killed, the
United States won't be accused...
294
00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:52,912
of intervening in
the internal affairs of...
295
00:16:53,037 --> 00:16:54,038
Baraq.
296
00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:58,751
- What do you know about the Hind A-10?
- You mean that...
297
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,130
cast-iron Russian
bag of bolts...
298
00:17:02,296 --> 00:17:04,674
that has,
or has reported to have...
299
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,009
the most sophisticated radar
in the world?
300
00:17:07,135 --> 00:17:10,930
- I told you he kept up on these things.
- What's it doing in Baraq?
301
00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:15,351
Apparently, the Russians have brought
two into the Western Hemisphere.
302
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,437
Our boys captured one in
Curaguay about a month ago...
303
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,399
and this is the other one. This
is all very educational...
304
00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:22,775
but what do you want me for?
305
00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:24,944
You're gonna teach Jeremy here
how to fly it.
306
00:17:27,405 --> 00:17:29,490
Welcome back to the service,
Captain Murdock.
307
00:17:29,574 --> 00:17:32,493
Sorry we couldn't be more formal,
give you time to pack and all that.
308
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,454
You're gonna have a little bit more
trouble than finding me new clothes.
309
00:17:35,538 --> 00:17:38,166
Oh, don't worry about the hospital.
That's all taken care of.
310
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:42,461
Well, it's not the hospital people
you're gonna have to worry about.
311
00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:46,924
Listen, B.A., the airline has no record
of Murdock getting on a flight to Hawaii.
312
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,927
Yeah, so I'm heading your way.
Right.
313
00:18:24,295 --> 00:18:26,672
You want directions
to the freeway, right?
314
00:18:33,221 --> 00:18:34,222
Excuse me.
315
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,474
Do you have a patient here
by the name of H.M. Murdock?
316
00:18:36,557 --> 00:18:38,226
Yes. What do you want?
317
00:18:38,309 --> 00:18:40,394
- I'm from the Wheel of Fortune.
- Oh, yes.
318
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,688
We heard about his little
television appearance.
319
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,274
- What do you want with him now?
- I'm one of his prizes.
320
00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:46,275
Excuse me?
321
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,445
- I'm part of his fantasy weekend.
- Just what exactly do you do?
322
00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:51,989
It's my hands.
I am Mr. Masseuse...
323
00:18:52,156 --> 00:18:54,367
and this guy Murdock,
he won a deluxe massage...
324
00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:56,244
for himself
and six of his best friends.
325
00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:58,412
He's not here and he won't
be back for two weeks.
326
00:18:58,579 --> 00:19:00,248
How about you, mama? Your
neck looks a little stiff.
327
00:19:00,331 --> 00:19:03,125
No, thank you. Now, good day.
328
00:19:18,182 --> 00:19:20,810
Bach's Stereo.
This is Nurse Dodd again.
329
00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:23,145
Another man came in
looking for Mr. Murdock.
330
00:19:23,271 --> 00:19:24,355
He was from that game show.
331
00:19:24,438 --> 00:19:27,733
Thanks again for calling us, Nurse Dodd.
Glad to do my duty.
332
00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:29,652
Bach's Stereo.
333
00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,048
Henderson.
334
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,408
I had a feeling
that was you at the door.
335
00:20:18,326 --> 00:20:20,077
Hey, Face, where's Murdock?
336
00:20:20,369 --> 00:20:21,662
I have no idea.
337
00:20:21,746 --> 00:20:23,581
You guys are in big trouble
with the government.
338
00:20:23,664 --> 00:20:26,208
Yeah, yeah, we know.
Now, where's our other friend?
339
00:20:47,772 --> 00:20:51,442
Just beyond that gate, behind
those rocks, is the target.
340
00:20:51,525 --> 00:20:55,112
Camouflaged facility
for the Hind Mil A-10.
341
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,698
Let me make this
as clear as possible.
342
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:01,535
Once we get in there, the only
way out alive is to fly out.
343
00:21:02,787 --> 00:21:05,623
And to think
I could be in Hawaii.
344
00:21:06,624 --> 00:21:08,459
We go as soon as I change.
345
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:25,935
How good's his Russian?
346
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:28,062
He's a man of many talents.
347
00:21:32,108 --> 00:21:33,401
Matches?
348
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,468
Come on.
349
00:23:36,357 --> 00:23:38,275
Totally awesome.
Look at this radio.
350
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:41,445
Wonder which one of these switches
turns on the windshield wipers, huh?
351
00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:43,030
Let's move it.
352
00:24:03,717 --> 00:24:04,885
I'm telling you
something, man...
353
00:24:04,969 --> 00:24:07,680
this baby's got about a
5,000-foot-per-minute climb on it.
354
00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:08,764
Amazing.
355
00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:11,934
And this stick! She feels like she's
stuck in jelly, she's so smooth.
356
00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,230
- Can I give it a try?
- Soon, soon.
357
00:24:17,273 --> 00:24:20,442
You know, he's a quick study here. I
think about an hour of instruction...
358
00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:23,362
this boy here is going to
be able to fly this sucker.
359
00:24:23,821 --> 00:24:25,239
Very good, Captain.
360
00:24:25,322 --> 00:24:27,324
You know, if we were aboveground,
I'd put you in for a medal.
361
00:24:27,408 --> 00:24:30,744
Yeah, well, I'll settle for a
lift to Waikiki. How's that?
362
00:24:31,161 --> 00:24:33,455
- How about the firepower?
- Go for it.
363
00:24:33,622 --> 00:24:34,873
All right.
364
00:24:41,130 --> 00:24:43,090
All right.
I've got a target in sight.
365
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:47,469
Heat sensors, audio indicators
tell me that it's unoccupied.
366
00:24:48,012 --> 00:24:49,346
Give it a shot.
367
00:25:08,115 --> 00:25:10,367
Off course, sir, headed
toward restricted area.
368
00:25:10,492 --> 00:25:13,203
Veer back to course, Captain. We
don't want to stray over the border.
369
00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:19,251
Back to course, Captain.
370
00:25:26,550 --> 00:25:28,302
Back to course. Now!
371
00:25:30,679 --> 00:25:32,431
Baraq, huh?
372
00:25:32,598 --> 00:25:34,600
Looks like Las Vegas to me.
373
00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:43,359
So you think
you're gonna knock over...
374
00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:45,069
a casino with that thing?
375
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:48,530
The world's going to think that you
knocked over a casino with that thing.
376
00:25:52,242 --> 00:25:54,578
- They meet at 10:00. Are we ready to roll?
- All set.
377
00:25:54,745 --> 00:25:56,121
You think you can
control that thing?
378
00:25:56,205 --> 00:25:58,207
Hey, I can get us to the
Silver Horse Hotel and back.
379
00:25:58,290 --> 00:25:59,750
I'm already as good as this guy.
380
00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:02,336
In your dreams, rookie.
381
00:26:03,837 --> 00:26:06,256
We don't need this clown. Let's
just waste him right here.
382
00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:08,092
You better be looking after
that tail rotor, boy.
383
00:26:08,217 --> 00:26:10,469
You remember what the Russian label
is for "crosswind indicator"...
384
00:26:10,552 --> 00:26:11,220
boy?
385
00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,722
Easy, kid, he's just
trying to psyche you out.
386
00:26:13,889 --> 00:26:15,724
It's a lot of car, boy.
387
00:26:15,849 --> 00:26:17,518
Yeah, but I know what I'm doing.
388
00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:20,104
My best student.
389
00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:22,022
Too bad his teacher's gonna die.
390
00:26:22,106 --> 00:26:25,109
You see, after we get the
cash, you crash and burn.
391
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,402
That's why
I don't want to shoot you.
392
00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:29,029
The scenario works better without
any bullets in your body.
393
00:26:29,947 --> 00:26:33,409
"Crazed Vet Cops
Commie Chopper, Conks Casino."
394
00:26:33,534 --> 00:26:35,786
That's gonna
look great in the tabloids.
395
00:26:36,286 --> 00:26:39,415
That's too much alliteration. You know,
you begin to give me a headache.
396
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:41,291
It'll play great in print.
See...
397
00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:44,002
the government captures this
chopper down in Curaguay...
398
00:26:44,086 --> 00:26:45,629
and they bring it here
to the Nevada desert...
399
00:26:45,712 --> 00:26:48,924
and you come along and steal it from the
Americans and use it for a casino heist.
400
00:26:49,091 --> 00:26:51,468
You know, I was actually
assigned to guard the thing.
401
00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:55,597
That's how I gained computer access to
your previous adventures with the CIA.
402
00:26:55,681 --> 00:26:58,559
You got all your bases
covered, right, Josh?
403
00:26:58,684 --> 00:27:00,018
You know it.
404
00:27:03,522 --> 00:27:06,358
We'll be back to get you
for the big party.
405
00:27:07,276 --> 00:27:10,195
Relax and enjoy your last hours.
406
00:27:56,283 --> 00:27:58,702
Burn, you sucker! Burn.
407
00:28:21,350 --> 00:28:24,436
Mr. Stein, good morning, Sir. Here
are the figures for the drop.
408
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,064
Up 12% from the
same week last year.
409
00:28:27,189 --> 00:28:28,524
You would never think...
410
00:28:28,649 --> 00:28:30,484
that a man who makes
lions disappear...
411
00:28:30,567 --> 00:28:32,334
could fill a showroom like
that night after night.
412
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:33,504
This is great, really great.
413
00:28:33,529 --> 00:28:36,073
I think that the new sports book
is raising the average, too.
414
00:28:36,156 --> 00:28:38,867
Yeah. Now, if they could
only play football year round.
415
00:28:39,993 --> 00:28:42,120
Security's got another
rumbling about a heist.
416
00:28:42,246 --> 00:28:44,581
- Do you know when that transfer's due today?
- At 4:40.
417
00:28:44,706 --> 00:28:46,750
Floating a rumor
about a heist was brilliant.
418
00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:49,044
...and the Air Express
is ready to go on, then?
419
00:28:49,069 --> 00:28:50,847
It's gonna take off right
on schedule with a dummy load.
420
00:28:50,872 --> 00:28:51,710
Okay.
421
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,882
Oh, the armored car.
422
00:28:54,296 --> 00:28:56,843
Armored car and two sedans
will form a convoy.
423
00:28:56,927 --> 00:28:58,971
They'll take the money
straight from our cages...
424
00:28:59,054 --> 00:29:01,014
to the Federal Reserve in Los
Angeles without stopping.
425
00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:02,516
How much is the drop?
426
00:29:02,683 --> 00:29:04,017
$2.2 million.
427
00:29:04,685 --> 00:29:05,811
That's not bad.
428
00:29:05,894 --> 00:29:08,730
Not bad at all for a kid from
Fairfax Avenue. Thank you, Howard.
429
00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:09,898
Yes, sir.
430
00:29:12,526 --> 00:29:14,486
I knew they'd
change their plans.
431
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,531
This thing
against an armored car?
432
00:30:00,115 --> 00:30:02,200
I think it's about
three miles from here.
433
00:30:02,284 --> 00:30:04,786
We gotta pray that Murdock
finds a way to contact us.
434
00:30:04,911 --> 00:30:05,912
Yeah.
435
00:30:06,079 --> 00:30:10,626
Boy, I should be sitting on a beach
in Hawaii sucking on a Mai Tai.
436
00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:47,788
Thank you so much.
437
00:30:47,871 --> 00:30:49,623
I can't tell you
what this means to me.
438
00:30:50,666 --> 00:30:53,335
Sorry, I don't pick up
hitchhikers.
439
00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:55,754
This is a matter
of life and death.
440
00:30:55,837 --> 00:30:57,464
I've got to get to a phone.
Really.
441
00:30:57,547 --> 00:30:59,299
I don't think
we're going anywhere.
442
00:30:59,383 --> 00:31:00,801
What the...
Oh...
443
00:31:00,967 --> 00:31:02,761
- Where's your...
- Right here.
444
00:31:05,847 --> 00:31:07,140
Look, I'll tell you what.
445
00:31:07,224 --> 00:31:08,558
You give me a crack
at this baby...
446
00:31:08,642 --> 00:31:10,811
and if I get it rolling again,
you just take me to a phone.
447
00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,479
- How about it?
- Well...
448
00:31:12,562 --> 00:31:13,647
Please.
449
00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:17,651
- Well, okay.
- Murdock. H.M. Murdock.
450
00:31:17,734 --> 00:31:19,695
- Jody Joy.
- Jody... Jody Joy?
451
00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:22,030
You like it?
I'm on my way to Vegas.
452
00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:24,282
I got a job in the line
at the Tropicana.
453
00:31:24,366 --> 00:31:25,992
- You're gonna be a chorus girl?
- Yes.
454
00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:28,787
It's like the most exciting thing
that's ever happened to me.
455
00:31:28,870 --> 00:31:31,415
- Well, congratulations, baby.
- Thanks.
456
00:31:32,874 --> 00:31:34,418
You know, you look familiar.
457
00:31:34,584 --> 00:31:37,129
- I've seen you somewhere before.
- No, I don't think so.
458
00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:38,755
Did you ever work
at the Magic Castle?
459
00:31:38,839 --> 00:31:40,841
Nope. But I think
I found our problem.
460
00:31:41,758 --> 00:31:43,719
It's a broken fan belt.
461
00:31:44,219 --> 00:31:45,345
I know.
462
00:31:45,846 --> 00:31:47,222
If I could...
463
00:31:47,681 --> 00:31:49,224
No, that's not going to work.
464
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:51,059
Give me your stockings.
465
00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:56,148
Oh, the elasticity. They have
an elasticity to it. I can...
466
00:31:56,273 --> 00:31:58,483
Police do it all the time.
You tie...
467
00:31:58,567 --> 00:32:00,318
- Okay.
- See, I...
468
00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:03,280
I feel really silly.
I mean, I know I...
469
00:32:03,363 --> 00:32:05,323
You meet a strange man...
470
00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:08,368
That sounds terrible. You meet
a strange man in the desert...
471
00:32:08,452 --> 00:32:11,413
and the first thing he does is ask
you to give him your stockings.
472
00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:14,875
But I'm telling you, I wouldn't be asking
you if this wasn't the only way...
473
00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:16,793
to get this car moving again.
I mean...
474
00:32:16,918 --> 00:32:20,088
when you're in situations like this, you
have to come up with bizarre and creative--
475
00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:21,381
Oh, thank you.
476
00:32:22,549 --> 00:32:24,885
I know.
I know where I saw you.
477
00:32:24,968 --> 00:32:26,553
You were on the Wheel of
Fortune the other day!
478
00:32:26,595 --> 00:32:29,222
- Did you see that?
- You won the trip to Hawaii.
479
00:32:29,473 --> 00:32:31,641
- You should be in Hawaii.
- I know. Tell me about it.
480
00:32:31,767 --> 00:32:35,520
It was amazing. I've never seen
anybody solve the puzzles so quick.
481
00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:38,064
It was nothing, really.
482
00:32:39,065 --> 00:32:40,400
Meeting you...
483
00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:43,528
is like the most exciting thing
that's ever happened to me.
484
00:32:45,238 --> 00:32:46,782
All right.
485
00:32:58,752 --> 00:33:00,837
He's gone!
Keep the radio open.
486
00:33:00,921 --> 00:33:02,672
He'd have to cross all
the way to the highway on foot.
487
00:33:02,756 --> 00:33:04,382
If he caught a ride,
where's the nearest phone?
488
00:33:04,508 --> 00:33:07,177
The only place for 30 miles is
that dive at Cross Creek Road.
489
00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:19,231
My real name is Jody Kleinman...
490
00:33:19,314 --> 00:33:21,233
but I changed it
when I went to work for Morty.
491
00:33:21,358 --> 00:33:23,276
- The magician?
- Yeah.
492
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,529
Morty the Magnificent.
493
00:33:25,862 --> 00:33:27,405
Ah! Civilization.
494
00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:39,793
Well, thanks for giving me
a lift, honey.
495
00:33:39,876 --> 00:33:42,045
- Does this mean you're saying good bye?
- I'm afraid so.
496
00:33:42,838 --> 00:33:44,756
Well, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
497
00:33:44,798 --> 00:33:47,926
I could give you
a lift into Vegas.
498
00:33:48,343 --> 00:33:50,637
- Just let me go in and fix my face.
- Listen...
499
00:33:50,971 --> 00:33:54,307
thanks, honey, but I might be meeting some
people here that you're not going to like.
500
00:33:54,596 --> 00:33:56,518
Well, good luck.
501
00:33:56,935 --> 00:34:00,438
Good luck to you, too.
And break a leg and all that.
502
00:34:00,564 --> 00:34:02,274
Thanks. But...
503
00:34:10,323 --> 00:34:12,075
Lou's Delivery.
504
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,160
Faceman, it's me.
Where's Hannibal?
505
00:34:14,244 --> 00:34:16,162
Never mind that. Where are you?
Are you all right?
506
00:34:16,246 --> 00:34:17,914
Not so good.
I need to see you real quick.
507
00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:21,793
I'm at a roadside diner called
Jeffrey's Jamboree on...
508
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,587
Cross Creek Road.
It's about...
509
00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:26,423
12 miles outside of Vegas
on the California side.
510
00:34:26,506 --> 00:34:29,885
Yeah, we just passed it. We're about
10 minutes away. We'll be there.
511
00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,462
I'm so glad you're back.
512
00:35:47,629 --> 00:35:49,965
This is the most exciting thing
that's ever happened to me.
513
00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:57,555
- Do you mind if I drive?
- No, as long as you're careful.
514
00:36:49,232 --> 00:36:50,358
Get down!
515
00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:53,570
What's going on?
516
00:36:53,695 --> 00:36:56,448
They'll do anything to keep me from
getting back on the Wheel of Fortune.
517
00:36:56,531 --> 00:36:57,741
Now watch out!
518
00:37:05,999 --> 00:37:09,377
That was great!
I mean, that was amazing!
519
00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:11,629
The most exciting thing that
ever happened to you, huh?
520
00:37:12,338 --> 00:37:13,506
Yeah!
521
00:37:39,532 --> 00:37:42,035
He sure is a popular fellow.
522
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,788
They been people in here
looking for him all day.
523
00:37:44,913 --> 00:37:48,124
Last we seen him was back
there in the ladies' room.
524
00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:52,337
- Thank you, Amelia.
- Okay.
525
00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:16,694
- Mirror signal.
- Mmm-hmm.
526
00:38:16,778 --> 00:38:18,947
I haven't seen that
since Saigon.
527
00:38:19,572 --> 00:38:21,491
Well. Shall we?
528
00:38:46,432 --> 00:38:49,060
- Do we really have to make this trip?
- Of course.
529
00:38:49,144 --> 00:38:52,105
After we get the cash, the chopper,
the money, and the lunatic...
530
00:38:52,188 --> 00:38:54,649
that's you,
have to crash and burn.
531
00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:56,401
Dead crime,
dead criminal, right?
532
00:38:57,235 --> 00:39:00,155
That's the beauty of it. Nobody
will be looking for the money.
533
00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:02,323
They'll think it all burned up.
534
00:39:05,368 --> 00:39:07,662
Miss Joy, I'm sorry
you had to be a part of this.
535
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:11,332
But you shouldn't pick up
hitchhikers.
536
00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:15,378
I want you to know one thing. I
don't blame you at all for this.
537
00:39:16,171 --> 00:39:19,841
You're some kind of girl,
Jody Joy. Some kind of girl.
538
00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:25,638
Jack Stein?
539
00:39:26,014 --> 00:39:28,516
What are you guys doing? What are
you barging in here like this?
540
00:39:28,641 --> 00:39:30,518
Your drop's about to be hit.
541
00:39:30,768 --> 00:39:33,313
You guys are making
a big mistake here.
542
00:39:33,396 --> 00:39:34,772
We telling you the truth, Jack.
543
00:39:34,856 --> 00:39:37,942
Well, if they want to hit the
plane, I say, you know, let them.
544
00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:41,029
But you boys are the ones
in real trouble here.
545
00:39:46,075 --> 00:39:47,410
Huh.
546
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,418
Right on schedule.
547
00:40:01,716 --> 00:40:03,426
This is gonna be fun.
548
00:41:34,350 --> 00:41:36,644
They say this thing can pull
a tank out of a mud hole.
549
00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:38,896
They should thank us
for field-testing it.
550
00:43:02,397 --> 00:43:04,649
Jack Stein sends his best.
551
00:43:06,692 --> 00:43:08,653
- Ta-da!
- How did you do that?
552
00:43:08,694 --> 00:43:11,697
We used to do it all the time when I
worked for Morty the Magnificent.
553
00:43:11,781 --> 00:43:15,368
The trick is in flexing your wrists while
the guy from the audience is tying you up.
554
00:43:15,952 --> 00:43:19,333
We used to practice it all the time.
Morty loved to tie me up.
555
00:43:19,358 --> 00:43:20,915
I bet he did.
556
00:43:27,130 --> 00:43:29,882
Murdock, are you all right?
Oh.
557
00:43:31,592 --> 00:43:33,511
I guess you are.
558
00:43:36,556 --> 00:43:37,723
You know what?
559
00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:40,143
That's the most exciting thing
that ever happened to me.
560
00:43:49,110 --> 00:43:51,028
All right, H.M., you're
playing for the truck.
561
00:43:51,112 --> 00:43:53,656
We need five consonants
and one vowel.
562
00:43:55,032 --> 00:43:56,617
- T.
- That's one.
563
00:43:56,742 --> 00:43:58,327
- S.
- Two.
564
00:43:58,536 --> 00:44:00,288
- L.
- Three.
565
00:44:00,621 --> 00:44:02,331
- C.
- Four.
566
00:44:02,415 --> 00:44:04,292
- And D.
- And a vowel, please?
567
00:44:04,458 --> 00:44:06,544
- Give me an E, please.
- All right.
568
00:44:06,669 --> 00:44:09,505
Vanna White will turn the
letters you have found now.
569
00:44:09,714 --> 00:44:12,008
This is a place.
570
00:44:12,216 --> 00:44:13,926
It's for the truck.
571
00:44:14,886 --> 00:44:17,680
You have 15 seconds.
Good luck.
572
00:44:30,443 --> 00:44:32,778
- "South America."
- That's it! Yes!
573
00:44:35,281 --> 00:44:36,699
That's amazing!
574
00:44:36,949 --> 00:44:39,535
"South America."
Congratulations. Wow!
575
00:44:41,078 --> 00:44:42,246
That's wonderful.
576
00:44:42,330 --> 00:44:44,981
You know, there was some talk that you
might not even be able to make it back...
577
00:44:45,006 --> 00:44:46,342
for our Championship playoffs.
578
00:44:46,367 --> 00:44:47,639
No, no way, I wasn't
going to miss this one.
579
00:44:47,664 --> 00:44:49,337
Yeah. What have you been doing
with yourself the past few days?
580
00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:51,053
Actually, it's been very
quiet, uneventful, really.
581
00:44:51,078 --> 00:44:52,924
Probably nothing as exciting
as around here, huh?
582
00:44:53,007 --> 00:44:54,425
- No way.
- You've been a super player.
583
00:44:54,508 --> 00:44:57,762
How in the world did you get South
America with just four letters up there?
584
00:44:58,262 --> 00:45:00,973
- I always wanted to go there.
- Well, congratulations again.
585
00:45:01,015 --> 00:45:04,435
Let me get this mic off and we'll go look at
your truck. Nice going, H.M. Over you go.
586
00:45:19,212 --> 00:45:21,806
Oh, my God!
Hawaii, Murdock!
587
00:45:22,749 --> 00:45:24,622
- Hawaii!
- Yeah, Hawaii.
588
00:45:24,705 --> 00:45:26,374
I wanted to talk to you
about Hawaii.
589
00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:29,126
You're not gonna start with that
Jeni Beth stuff again, are you?
590
00:45:29,252 --> 00:45:31,796
No, no. I'm not taking
Jeni Beth. I'm taking--
591
00:45:31,921 --> 00:45:34,257
- That was pretty exciting!
- What did you think?
592
00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,801
Nothing compared
to you and me in Hawaii!
593
00:45:36,884 --> 00:45:39,804
Hawaii! I have never been to Hawaii.
I've dreamed about it.
594
00:45:39,845 --> 00:45:41,722
- Me, too! Scuba diving...
- You're gonna teach me to scuba dive?
595
00:45:41,806 --> 00:45:42,974
Scuba diving,
and Mai Tais. Hula!
596
00:45:43,057 --> 00:45:45,434
Abalone? You gonna teach me
to get abalone off the rocks?
597
00:45:45,518 --> 00:45:47,019
We can go helicopter riding.