1 00:00:00,609 --> 00:00:04,655 In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court... 2 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:06,281 for a crime they didn't commit. 3 00:00:06,365 --> 00:00:09,284 These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade... 4 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:10,994 to the Los Angeles underground. 5 00:00:11,036 --> 00:00:14,540 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 6 00:00:14,665 --> 00:00:17,126 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 7 00:00:17,292 --> 00:00:21,088 and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team. 8 00:02:12,074 --> 00:02:14,243 - Good afternoon. - Hello. 9 00:02:15,619 --> 00:02:17,621 Welcome to Perrino's Restaurant. 10 00:02:19,957 --> 00:02:22,417 - Good afternoon, sir. May I... - May you what, sucker? 11 00:02:22,501 --> 00:02:23,877 May I park your vehicle? 12 00:02:23,961 --> 00:02:26,421 Are you crazy? Nobody drive my van but me. 13 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:28,006 Get out of here. 14 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,265 He's a famous French actor. 15 00:02:36,348 --> 00:02:39,685 A little eccentric, but with a talent beyond compare. 16 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:40,811 He didn't sound French. 17 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:43,689 Studied for five years at the Harvard School of Performing Arts. 18 00:02:50,028 --> 00:02:53,156 Bravo! 19 00:02:53,657 --> 00:02:55,033 Don't touch my van, sucker. 20 00:02:55,117 --> 00:02:56,785 If you do, I'll come back and feed you your socks. 21 00:02:56,827 --> 00:03:00,247 The famous "feed you your socks" line... 22 00:03:00,372 --> 00:03:04,584 from the Pulitzer Prize winning play, Right on Ruth by Margaret Hanley. 23 00:03:04,668 --> 00:03:06,420 Shut up, fool. Come on. 24 00:03:20,392 --> 00:03:22,936 Mr. Peck, how marvelous to see you again. 25 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,939 - Your table is, as always, waiting for you. - How sweet, Henri. 26 00:03:26,023 --> 00:03:27,816 You run one of the best restaurants in the city. 27 00:03:27,899 --> 00:03:30,861 We try, monsieur. Have you ever come to our brunch? 28 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,696 How long we gotta listen to this jive? 29 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:35,699 - When can we get something to eat? - Allow me to take you to your table. 30 00:03:48,086 --> 00:03:51,673 I have ordered a bottle of Mr. Peck's favourite wine for your table. 31 00:03:51,757 --> 00:03:53,425 - Merci. - Our compliments. 32 00:03:53,508 --> 00:03:56,678 - Enjoy. - Henri, you are a treasure. 33 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:58,013 Enjoy. 34 00:03:58,388 --> 00:03:59,806 When's the wedding, Face? 35 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:04,102 Head waiters need to be stroked. And B.A., will you just button it? 36 00:04:04,186 --> 00:04:06,688 It's bad enough you look like an extra from Fort Apache... 37 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:08,440 without giving the head waiters a bad time. 38 00:04:08,565 --> 00:04:11,360 Face, which one is he? 39 00:04:12,611 --> 00:04:15,322 - He ain't here, man. - He's probably in the supply room. 40 00:04:15,572 --> 00:04:19,409 At first I thought I was wrong, but the more I ate here... 41 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,912 Especially the bread. 42 00:04:22,204 --> 00:04:26,249 Remember that bread he used to make? Just a hint of ginseng. 43 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:27,876 Remember that? 44 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,546 Wonderful. 45 00:04:35,634 --> 00:04:39,221 Man, this bread tastes like the bread we had in that Viet Cong prison camp. 46 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:44,226 The North Vietnamese POW cuisine is highly underrated. 47 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:47,896 The sauces were exquisite, the brown gravy was simmered in wine. 48 00:04:50,232 --> 00:04:52,484 Comedians from Second City. 49 00:04:52,609 --> 00:04:54,820 They're opening at the Comedy Store Tuesday night. 50 00:04:54,945 --> 00:04:58,240 A riot. A real riot. 51 00:04:59,157 --> 00:05:01,868 Come on, guys, try and not burn this place for me, huh? 52 00:05:01,993 --> 00:05:05,872 Do you think the cook at the POW camp you were at 10 years ago... 53 00:05:05,997 --> 00:05:07,999 is the pastry chef in this restaurant? 54 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:09,626 It doesn't add up, Face. 55 00:05:09,751 --> 00:05:12,671 How could Lin Duk Coo get out of a communist territory? 56 00:05:12,796 --> 00:05:14,798 No, we really owe it to that little guy. 57 00:05:14,965 --> 00:05:17,134 There was a general in the camp, Amy. 58 00:05:17,259 --> 00:05:20,303 He would starve the prisoners. Guys were dying of malnutrition. 59 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:23,432 And Lin Duk Coo would just sneak them food. 60 00:05:23,598 --> 00:05:25,725 Saved a lot of grunts' lives and risked his own life. 61 00:05:25,809 --> 00:05:29,646 If General Chow had caught him, he'd have killed him. 62 00:05:29,688 --> 00:05:31,606 This is Lin's bread, all right. 63 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,029 There. Now is that Lin Duk Coo or his twin brother, or what? 64 00:05:38,655 --> 00:05:40,157 I'll be a son of a gun. 65 00:05:40,282 --> 00:05:44,035 That sure does look like him. Face, why don't you just ask him? 66 00:05:44,119 --> 00:05:46,413 Well, I was a little hesitant to say anything. 67 00:05:46,496 --> 00:05:49,332 I was with society people. 68 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:53,670 It didn't seem appropriate to stand up and call out to him in an elegant restaurant. 69 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:56,047 Hey, Lin Duk Coo! 70 00:05:56,131 --> 00:05:57,257 Ay-yi-yi! 71 00:05:57,382 --> 00:05:58,633 It's B.A. Baracus. 72 00:05:58,675 --> 00:06:00,010 Hey, man! 73 00:06:07,142 --> 00:06:08,852 Come on, Face. 74 00:06:10,061 --> 00:06:11,521 Gangway. 75 00:06:14,399 --> 00:06:18,570 Thank you, Henri. As always your hospitality was... 76 00:06:23,909 --> 00:06:26,495 Everybody on the ground! 77 00:06:30,332 --> 00:06:31,750 Okay, pal. Let's go. 78 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,044 Do it now, or you're dead. 79 00:07:01,738 --> 00:07:04,491 - I do nothing. Let me go. - Shut up. 80 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,039 Where did those guys come from? 81 00:07:11,122 --> 00:07:14,167 When Lin came out the back door, they were on him like a cat on a rat. 82 00:07:14,251 --> 00:07:16,628 Are you sure it was him? It's been 10 years. 83 00:07:16,711 --> 00:07:17,921 Ay-yi-yi! 84 00:07:17,963 --> 00:07:22,425 Did you hear him say, "Ay-yi-yi"? He said, "Ay-yi-yi." 85 00:07:22,717 --> 00:07:24,302 Yep, that was Lin, all right. 86 00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:27,514 - Nobody says "Ay-yi-yi" like that. - What? 87 00:07:27,639 --> 00:07:31,351 Well, when we were in prison camp, Murdock taught him some Western songs. 88 00:07:31,476 --> 00:07:34,187 The Chisolm Trail, you know, "Come a ti-yi-yipee-yipee-ay." 89 00:07:34,271 --> 00:07:37,983 Well, that was Lin's favourite expression. Only he couldn't sing it right. 90 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:41,395 He used to sing "Come a ti-yi-yi-yi-yi." 91 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:45,156 'Cause Murdock didn't teach him right. That's how we know it's him for sure. 92 00:08:29,701 --> 00:08:30,827 All right. 93 00:08:30,952 --> 00:08:33,580 We don't know what's going on in there. We gotta play it loose. 94 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:37,042 Amy, you take the wheel. When we come out, pull this thing in close. 95 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:38,168 Got it. 96 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:40,086 Ready? Let's go. 97 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:48,762 B.A., you take the right flank. 98 00:08:50,055 --> 00:08:54,601 I'll take point. Face, you take the left. Murdock, you're on rear guard. 99 00:08:54,684 --> 00:08:57,896 On a 30 count, give us crossfire on a retreat. 100 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:00,899 Hannibal, don't put this crazy man on the crossfire. 101 00:09:00,982 --> 00:09:02,734 I don't wanna get shot by this fool. 102 00:09:02,859 --> 00:09:05,195 It's just a cover position, in case we get in trouble. 103 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,280 We never get in trouble. 104 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:12,827 1,001, 1,002, 1,003... 105 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,646 I guess you know you're dead, mister. 106 00:11:04,189 --> 00:11:07,442 A threat from one without authority is not to be feared. 107 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:10,653 Mr. Anderson says take him out with the load and feed him to the crabs. 108 00:11:10,862 --> 00:11:14,866 In case you don't comprende, that's the authority to waste your butt. 109 00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:16,659 - Are we loaded? - In a minute. 110 00:11:16,785 --> 00:11:19,537 Let's get outta here. You, let's go. 111 00:11:20,538 --> 00:11:23,166 All right, drop them or get kissed off. 112 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:00,537 Come on, Lin, move it. 113 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,760 Hey, you need a lift? 114 00:13:17,739 --> 00:13:20,199 Ride 'em, cowboy! 115 00:13:26,247 --> 00:13:28,583 Hey, Face, what kind of place is this? 116 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:31,920 We need a hideout. We might as well use my new apartment. 117 00:13:32,128 --> 00:13:34,505 And be sure you don't mess anything up. 118 00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:48,102 Lin, you buckaroo. 119 00:13:48,353 --> 00:13:51,522 Oh, boy, I get rescued in the nick of time. 120 00:13:51,648 --> 00:13:54,108 If you'd looked before you ran, you would've seen it was us. 121 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,194 Yes, you are one hard man to miss. 122 00:13:56,277 --> 00:13:59,113 - What's going on, Lin? - I'm in big trouble. 123 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,865 Mr. Toney? 124 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:08,498 - Is everything all right? - Fine, Dr. Peters. 125 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:12,418 These people are here to install Mrs. Wright's 16th floor "L" unit. 126 00:14:12,543 --> 00:14:14,462 Wait till you see it, little piece of heaven. 127 00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:15,880 Outstanding. 128 00:14:15,964 --> 00:14:17,757 I hope you're still planning on Sunday brunch. 129 00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:19,342 Yeah, wouldn't miss it. 130 00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,552 Nice to see you, Mrs. Peters. 131 00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:25,974 Mr. Toney? You gotta be kidding. 132 00:14:26,057 --> 00:14:28,142 Sounds like some hairdresser to me. 133 00:14:28,226 --> 00:14:31,646 Mr. Toney. Isn't that the name of a famous LA decorator? 134 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:36,025 Look, can we get out of the garage, please? Let's just go to my penthouse suite. 135 00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:37,402 Of course. 136 00:14:45,576 --> 00:14:47,662 Mrs. Kline, Mr. Kline. 137 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:51,124 How many times have I told you, when you deliver a crushed velvet sofa... 138 00:14:51,207 --> 00:14:54,252 you must wear white gloves. You left your fingerprints all over it. 139 00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:56,713 Now, let Mr. and Mrs. Kline out, please. 140 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,678 Faceman does not change. Still scams like crazy. 141 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,930 You jiving these folks you a decorator, man? 142 00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:08,599 A decorator, Face? That's great. I love it. 143 00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:10,309 Yeah, a riot, isn't it? 144 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:14,397 I supply the hideout and you supply the raspberries. 145 00:15:28,411 --> 00:15:31,289 "This model penthouse apartment was designed by..." 146 00:15:31,456 --> 00:15:34,000 Man, how did you scam a place like this? 147 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:37,670 I live in a sleazy hotel and you live in a palace. 148 00:15:39,213 --> 00:15:41,716 Look, can we put the apartment behind us? 149 00:15:42,425 --> 00:15:46,095 I think we should try to find out why they're trying to kill Lin. 150 00:15:48,139 --> 00:15:51,184 I love it, Face. You got a lot of style. 151 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,436 This lamp ought to be a little higher. 152 00:15:54,604 --> 00:15:59,484 Here you are, living in Mr. Toney's plush pile playpen... 153 00:16:00,234 --> 00:16:03,321 bumming brunches with Dr. and Mrs. Peters... 154 00:16:04,155 --> 00:16:09,535 and wearing Mr. Toney's silk jammies. 155 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:11,579 I'm proud of you. 156 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,457 And as leader of the A-Team... 157 00:16:14,624 --> 00:16:18,795 I'm gonna commandeer this joint for my temporary headquarters. 158 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,213 Hey, Face. 159 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,381 We like your place. 160 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,718 Great. Just great. 161 00:16:25,802 --> 00:16:29,055 Try and help out, and you get used and abused. 162 00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:32,308 Faceman is still one sharp cookie. 163 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,902 I come to America. General Chow arranged it for me. 164 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:48,241 He say to me, "Contact Mr. Anderson at Angel Bakery Company. 165 00:16:48,825 --> 00:16:52,120 "Give him a letter." Which is what I do. 166 00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:56,958 Mr. Anderson turned out to be... 167 00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:59,794 Lt. Angel from POW camp. 168 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,088 That creep from "C" barracks? 169 00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:06,509 That slime Navy lieutenant who burned everybody? Mr. Snitch? 170 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:10,471 So that sadistic general you guys were telling me about sent Lin to the U.S.? 171 00:17:10,555 --> 00:17:12,932 Yeah, he's got the power to arrange about anything. 172 00:17:13,391 --> 00:17:17,520 He wanted Lin to take a message to the worst dirtball in that POW camp... 173 00:17:17,687 --> 00:17:19,897 a Navy lieutenant who collaborated with the enemy. 174 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,941 His name was Thomas Angel... 175 00:17:22,024 --> 00:17:25,236 and then he changed it to Thomas Anderson. 176 00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:27,446 He's the one who owns that bakery. 177 00:17:27,697 --> 00:17:30,783 That's all I know. Got no more information. 178 00:17:30,908 --> 00:17:34,704 After I deliver message, I hear them say they're gonna kill me. 179 00:17:34,996 --> 00:17:37,039 I run, get job as cook. 180 00:17:37,415 --> 00:17:40,626 I guess today they find me, and try to kill me. 181 00:17:41,002 --> 00:17:42,837 They gotta get past me first. 182 00:17:43,087 --> 00:17:44,547 What's going on? 183 00:18:07,361 --> 00:18:10,406 I have been informed of last night's mistake. 184 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,201 General Chow, this is not Vietnam. 185 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:17,705 You aren't the camp commander any more, and I am not your POW. 186 00:18:17,788 --> 00:18:20,791 Furthermore, you'd be advised to remember that we've become partners. 187 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,294 You have let Lin Duk Coo slip away. 188 00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:26,047 You have robbed me of my revenge. 189 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,590 In case you've forgotten something... 190 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,760 we're in the narcotics business, and not the revenge business. 191 00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:33,721 You've got the distribution pipeline setup from China... 192 00:18:33,804 --> 00:18:36,432 and I've got the best distribution outlet there could be. 193 00:18:36,557 --> 00:18:39,060 I don't see that revenge has anything to do with it. 194 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,937 You are not of my culture. 195 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:44,148 Perhaps you should ask your father about the laws of silence... 196 00:18:44,273 --> 00:18:46,567 the omertà of the American underworld. 197 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:49,487 Perhaps he can explain revenge to you. 198 00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:52,114 When they took him, they also robbed my bakery truck. 199 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:55,826 And in that truck was installed the first shipment of your China white. 200 00:18:55,952 --> 00:18:57,536 Then you have much to do. 201 00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:00,623 And I would suggest you not waste time standing here. 202 00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:03,209 A new distribution network can be set up. 203 00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:07,713 Lin Duk Coo, he helped American prisoners to escape from my concentration camp. 204 00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:10,174 This cook who defied me must die. 205 00:19:10,341 --> 00:19:12,385 You will accomplish this... 206 00:19:12,635 --> 00:19:18,224 or I will fill his grave with your body, Lt. Angel. 207 00:19:30,695 --> 00:19:31,988 Let's get out of here. 208 00:19:46,502 --> 00:19:48,170 Do you have anything else at all? 209 00:19:50,548 --> 00:19:51,841 Hobbies. 210 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,093 Memberships, anything like that? 211 00:19:55,886 --> 00:19:57,096 Yeah. 212 00:19:57,847 --> 00:19:59,307 Great. 213 00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:01,267 Got it. 214 00:20:01,892 --> 00:20:04,437 You're a doll. Thanks. 215 00:20:12,528 --> 00:20:15,781 Shut up, Murdock. Don't wanna hear this fool singing. 216 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:17,992 Murdock. 217 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:21,620 All right, what do we know about our old war buddy, Lt. Thomas Angel? 218 00:20:21,746 --> 00:20:24,915 I think you're gonna like this. His father is Big Tom Angel... 219 00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:28,502 the well-known underworld figure who's semi-retired in Arizona right now. 220 00:20:28,753 --> 00:20:32,548 Now, Little Tom changed his name to Anderson about five years ago. 221 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,760 He's been running the family's dope operation out of here. 222 00:20:36,052 --> 00:20:38,471 Nobody seems to be able to hang anything on him. 223 00:20:38,679 --> 00:20:41,849 - Golf, huh? - Apparently he's a real nut about golf. 224 00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:43,726 It's one of his few vices. 225 00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:47,355 He plays out at Hillfair every afternoon with two of his geurillas. 226 00:20:47,605 --> 00:20:48,981 No kidding. 227 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:52,818 Hannibal, I don't like it when you get that look. 228 00:20:52,943 --> 00:20:55,529 The Colonel love it when plan come together. 229 00:20:55,613 --> 00:20:57,448 You bet he does. 230 00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:05,623 What do you think of his game, Joe? 231 00:21:06,207 --> 00:21:07,792 Can't hit a lick. 232 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:15,383 - Nice shot, sir. - Thank you. 233 00:21:26,936 --> 00:21:30,481 Hey, come on, you guys. Putt, will you? We're waiting out here. 234 00:21:30,606 --> 00:21:33,526 Don, go down there and get those guys moving, will you? 235 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,822 I said, come on, we're waiting. Let's go. 236 00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:40,658 I tell you, Face, my ball can talk. 237 00:21:40,825 --> 00:21:41,992 It can. 238 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:46,038 Come on, guys, hit the ball. We're waiting up here. 239 00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,165 Say something nice to Faceman. 240 00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:53,838 Lots of them can talk, Murdock, but can it sing? 241 00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,548 I haven't taught him any songs yet. 242 00:21:56,465 --> 00:21:59,969 You guys wanna get off the green? Mr. Anderson's party's tired of waiting. 243 00:22:00,469 --> 00:22:02,972 Company's coming, and you with nothing to wear. 244 00:22:03,097 --> 00:22:05,224 Real funny, guys. 245 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:09,270 Well, if you don't like our jokes, let's try some business. 246 00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:18,195 Just stand nice and still and say nothing. 247 00:22:22,324 --> 00:22:26,245 Don, will you come on and get those guys to putt? Come on, move it! 248 00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:28,497 Okay, Joey. 249 00:22:29,623 --> 00:22:31,834 Drop that belly gun on the ground. 250 00:22:40,342 --> 00:22:42,094 What do you say, Lieutenant? 251 00:22:42,803 --> 00:22:45,427 Still selling other people's stuff like in Nam? 252 00:22:45,459 --> 00:22:48,184 Colonel? Colonel Smith. 253 00:22:49,476 --> 00:22:50,811 We're ready. 254 00:22:54,648 --> 00:22:57,943 Put your nose in the ground, Joey. Hands behind your head. 255 00:23:00,362 --> 00:23:02,823 Amy, grab that gun. Get back inside. 256 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:06,243 Okay, kid, climb in. We're gonna have a POW-wow. 257 00:23:09,747 --> 00:23:11,624 You don't know what you're messing with, Smith. 258 00:23:11,707 --> 00:23:16,003 Yes, I do. I'm just impetuous. I'm also nuts and trigger-happy. 259 00:23:16,086 --> 00:23:19,298 So get in the van before I foam at the mouth and start blasting. 260 00:23:25,054 --> 00:23:26,722 He'll be okay, pop. 261 00:23:39,109 --> 00:23:44,156 You think that we like being socked around this course? We don't. 262 00:23:44,365 --> 00:23:47,076 This is a warning from the Golf Ball Liberation Front. 263 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,495 Leave my people be. 264 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,913 Let's go! 265 00:24:10,224 --> 00:24:11,600 It's all clear. 266 00:24:18,482 --> 00:24:20,526 Go ahead, Face. Post your guard. 267 00:24:22,152 --> 00:24:25,990 Very clever, Colonel. You were always neat with sort of unique kind of plans. 268 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:29,910 - Let's just say I'm real impressed. - Let's say you're in trouble. 269 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,330 Wait a minute. You guys are the ones in trouble. 270 00:24:33,455 --> 00:24:35,666 By now you've surely found out who my father is? 271 00:24:35,749 --> 00:24:39,003 Yeah. A big dope dealer. 272 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:42,798 And General Chow is a big dope supplier... 273 00:24:43,299 --> 00:24:45,634 who is looking for a way to get his junk into the U.S. 274 00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:47,886 And then 10 years ago, in Nam... 275 00:24:48,304 --> 00:24:51,515 along comes Mr. Angel's little boy, Tommy... 276 00:24:51,974 --> 00:24:54,476 ends up in the General's POW camp. 277 00:24:55,769 --> 00:24:58,814 The perfect solution for General Chow's U.S. distribution... 278 00:24:58,897 --> 00:25:00,524 and his daddy's wholesale business. 279 00:25:00,607 --> 00:25:02,693 So, you sold out, didn't you, kid? 280 00:25:03,444 --> 00:25:06,238 The rest of the prisoners were eating cockroaches and grass... 281 00:25:06,822 --> 00:25:09,366 while you're in the General's headquarters eating smoked almonds... 282 00:25:09,450 --> 00:25:10,701 and having your nails buffed. 283 00:25:10,826 --> 00:25:12,786 That was over 10 years ago, like you said. 284 00:25:12,870 --> 00:25:15,998 - Not even you'd hold a grudge that long. - Maybe he can't, but I can. 285 00:25:16,081 --> 00:25:19,126 A lot of men died and you had the power to help them. But you didn't. 286 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:26,050 So, we can square it for them right here. 287 00:25:26,550 --> 00:25:29,553 We drop you in a hole and all debts are paid. 288 00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:37,603 Hey, wait a minute. You guys are better businessmen than that. 289 00:25:37,853 --> 00:25:40,147 Come on, I know who you are. I've read the newspapers. 290 00:25:40,314 --> 00:25:42,816 You're hot and you need money. 291 00:25:43,525 --> 00:25:46,403 What do you say, Colonel, if we just let Saigons be bygones... 292 00:25:46,487 --> 00:25:47,363 and make a deal? 293 00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:50,699 - I'm not for sale, Lieutenant. - Sure you are. Everyone's for sale. 294 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:53,577 - You really believe that, don't you? - Wait a minute. 295 00:25:53,827 --> 00:25:56,622 You've got my bread truck, and you've got Lin Duk Coo. 296 00:25:56,830 --> 00:25:57,873 I need them both. 297 00:25:57,998 --> 00:26:00,542 Why don't we make a deal? You turn them over to me... 298 00:26:00,709 --> 00:26:03,170 and I'll pay you $1 million cash money. 299 00:26:04,588 --> 00:26:05,714 It's not enough. 300 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:08,217 You'll have to come up with something more substantial. 301 00:26:09,093 --> 00:26:10,636 What do you got in mind? 302 00:26:13,555 --> 00:26:14,807 General Chow. 303 00:26:14,890 --> 00:26:17,226 I can't do that. He's not even in this country. 304 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,019 Lin says he is. 305 00:26:19,228 --> 00:26:21,605 There're lots of ways of getting dope out of China. 306 00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:23,565 General Chow is just one of them. 307 00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:27,152 You're a smart kid. You can come up with another supplier. 308 00:26:27,903 --> 00:26:31,865 I can't buff your nails, but I can keep you alive. 309 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,287 I can't stay alive standing in this hole. 310 00:26:37,371 --> 00:26:39,748 Give me time. I'll have to talk to my father about this. 311 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:41,458 Give me your telephone number. 312 00:26:48,590 --> 00:26:49,758 You got four hours. 313 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,177 Wait a minute. You guys gonna leave me standing here? 314 00:26:52,386 --> 00:26:56,890 - What happens if I double-cross you, sir? - Hey, kid, you're not that swift. 315 00:26:57,182 --> 00:27:00,602 I did some squirrelly things in Nam, and lived to tell about it. 316 00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:02,813 You're like bread on a windowsill. 317 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,899 Mine, when I want you. 318 00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:10,446 The only thing saving you is I want General Chow more. 319 00:27:15,117 --> 00:27:17,035 Face, Amy, come on the run. 320 00:27:36,930 --> 00:27:40,851 Golf balls all over the world are ready for a new leader. 321 00:27:40,976 --> 00:27:43,061 Shut up, fool! 322 00:27:43,353 --> 00:27:45,981 I can't pull this muffler off with you jabbering in my ear. 323 00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:50,027 Sure. You live in a nice hotel room. 324 00:27:50,152 --> 00:27:54,156 How'd you like to be stuffed in the side pocket of a golf bag? 325 00:27:54,448 --> 00:27:58,660 A hairy hand pulls you out and stands you on your tippey toes on a wooden tee... 326 00:27:58,785 --> 00:28:01,330 and you, not even fully awake yet. 327 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:05,209 And then, they pull out the club. 328 00:28:05,792 --> 00:28:07,419 A club, B.A. 329 00:28:07,961 --> 00:28:09,963 And they stand over you. 330 00:28:10,047 --> 00:28:13,759 You close your little eyes while they winding up, B.A... 331 00:28:13,842 --> 00:28:18,347 and then they swing that club with all their might... 332 00:28:18,472 --> 00:28:21,934 hitting you in your little face, driving you off the tee, man. 333 00:28:22,017 --> 00:28:23,894 Driving you off the tee! 334 00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:26,271 It's a golf ball, sucker. Nothing but a golf ball. 335 00:28:26,355 --> 00:28:28,023 You're driving me crazy. 336 00:28:28,232 --> 00:28:29,650 Nothing changes. 337 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,360 You guys find anything? 338 00:28:31,735 --> 00:28:36,198 Take this fool back with you, Colonel. Can't stand this golf ball liberation stuff. 339 00:28:36,406 --> 00:28:39,409 There's got to be something valuable in this truck. 340 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:44,581 Hey, B.A., you're strewing stuff all over the floor here. 341 00:28:44,748 --> 00:28:47,459 I mean, we have a maintenance policy in this building. 342 00:28:47,584 --> 00:28:48,919 No messing the common areas. 343 00:28:49,002 --> 00:28:52,172 This garage happens to be a common area. 344 00:28:52,381 --> 00:28:56,093 Look, Face. If I wanna mess up around here, I'll mess up. 345 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,721 Hannibal, you really think you're gonna find something in the truck? 346 00:28:59,846 --> 00:29:01,056 Little Tommy... 347 00:29:02,057 --> 00:29:06,603 offered us $1 million for this truck and Lin. 348 00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:11,608 Now, my guess is there's some China white stashed in here. 349 00:29:21,034 --> 00:29:24,204 Mr. Toney, what on earth is going on here? 350 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,915 I was planning... 351 00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:32,087 I was planning a little merci soirée for the people in the building. 352 00:29:32,212 --> 00:29:34,089 Coffee and cake in the model. 353 00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:37,426 And this fellow's bakery truck broke down. 354 00:29:37,551 --> 00:29:40,095 Well, that's very sweet, but this is a common area. 355 00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:43,515 I know. I feel just awful. 356 00:29:43,599 --> 00:29:46,476 You better get it cleaned up before Mr. Yerkovitch sees it. 357 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,897 I will. Listen, are you busy Tuesday night? 358 00:29:52,482 --> 00:29:54,067 Ciao, darling. 359 00:29:56,486 --> 00:29:57,738 Ciao. 360 00:30:03,785 --> 00:30:07,164 This is the best deal I ever promoted, and you... 361 00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:10,626 Hannibal, do you mind? 362 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,629 You guys are gonna get me thrown out. 363 00:30:13,712 --> 00:30:16,923 How did you work this, Face? I mean, you never did tell us. 364 00:30:19,176 --> 00:30:21,762 Mr. Toney's in Europe for three months, so he's never around. 365 00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:24,848 I dropped by one day to see a model... 366 00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:27,851 and I just sort of never left. 367 00:30:28,185 --> 00:30:30,520 Pretty soon, everyone was calling me Mr. Toney... 368 00:30:30,604 --> 00:30:33,065 and it's just a case of mistaken identity. 369 00:30:35,525 --> 00:30:37,110 Well, that was fun. 370 00:30:37,277 --> 00:30:39,613 I never cut up 40 loaves of bread before. 371 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:42,783 Hey! 372 00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:47,579 Hey, that's either well under done, or we found the stash. 373 00:30:47,663 --> 00:30:50,499 I knew there was some junk in here somewhere. 374 00:31:07,683 --> 00:31:08,850 Heroin. 375 00:31:13,230 --> 00:31:16,650 - I say, Mr. Toney. - Yes, Dr. Peters, isn't it awful? 376 00:31:16,775 --> 00:31:18,485 But this is a common area. 377 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,570 I'm really truly devastated by what's happened here. 378 00:31:20,654 --> 00:31:23,365 - See you later, Face. - Truly devastated. 379 00:31:26,076 --> 00:31:28,120 - Hello. - Not bad, kid. 380 00:31:28,203 --> 00:31:30,163 Inside the bread. That's real clever. 381 00:31:30,247 --> 00:31:31,832 Good way to ship it around the country. 382 00:31:31,915 --> 00:31:34,292 I wondered what you were doing selling bread. 383 00:31:34,376 --> 00:31:36,461 I figured you'd find out in time, old buddy. 384 00:31:36,586 --> 00:31:39,464 There must be $10 million here. 385 00:31:39,548 --> 00:31:42,134 Depending on how much you cut it. Now, here's the deal, kid. 386 00:31:42,259 --> 00:31:45,470 You tell General Chow to meet us at Indian Dunes tonight at 11:00. 387 00:31:45,554 --> 00:31:47,806 Got any plans on how I'm supposed to deliver him? 388 00:31:47,931 --> 00:31:52,227 Yeah. You tell him we have Lin Duk Coo... 389 00:31:52,686 --> 00:31:56,356 and we'll trade you Lin and the dope for General Chow. 390 00:31:56,606 --> 00:31:58,275 I'm not sure that I can deliver that. 391 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,778 Sure you can, Tommy. We're not talking breadsticks here. 392 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:06,700 We're talking $10 million of heroin, your entire distribution set up... 393 00:32:06,950 --> 00:32:11,163 and who knows, maybe 20 years in the federal slammer. 394 00:32:13,081 --> 00:32:15,375 You think that's gonna work, just holding on like that? 395 00:32:15,584 --> 00:32:17,926 Depends whether or not it's connected to a switchboard. 396 00:32:19,588 --> 00:32:21,882 If you're through with this call, please hang up. 397 00:32:23,425 --> 00:32:25,302 This is the telephone company operator. 398 00:32:25,385 --> 00:32:30,015 Time and charges on that last call: $15.65 for 16 message units. 399 00:32:30,599 --> 00:32:33,018 This is the switchboard at Century Towers West. 400 00:32:33,101 --> 00:32:35,812 Re-contact your party for those charges, please. 401 00:32:38,982 --> 00:32:41,818 We're gonna pay Col. Smith a surprise visit. 402 00:32:46,823 --> 00:32:49,701 Hannibal and the guys said you saved their lives in Vietnam. 403 00:32:50,076 --> 00:32:52,621 That you risked your life to feed the American soldiers. 404 00:32:52,788 --> 00:32:54,539 I'm not political. 405 00:32:55,290 --> 00:32:58,710 Born in North Vietnam, forced to join army. 406 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:03,465 But I make bread, cook like angel. So, General Chow makes me personal chef. 407 00:33:03,673 --> 00:33:07,093 When he took over prison camp, I go, I cook. 408 00:33:07,844 --> 00:33:09,596 You're really something, you know that? 409 00:33:10,305 --> 00:33:12,349 If you are a friend of A-Team... 410 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:16,520 if they make you a member, then you really are something, I think. 411 00:33:18,647 --> 00:33:20,899 And now for secret ingredient. 412 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:37,999 You're destroying the elevator. 413 00:33:38,124 --> 00:33:40,418 Another common area bites the dust. 414 00:33:42,170 --> 00:33:43,588 What are you doing? 415 00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:46,633 Look, man, Hannibal said he wants the truck to be armour-plated. 416 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,593 This is the only stuff I could find that would work. 417 00:33:51,054 --> 00:33:52,138 Hello. 418 00:33:52,556 --> 00:33:54,683 I'm redoing the interiors of the elevators... 419 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:58,103 getting all this atrocious macho chic steel out of here. 420 00:33:58,186 --> 00:34:00,355 Gonna put up flocked wall paper. It's really lovely. 421 00:34:00,438 --> 00:34:02,691 We'll be finished in a day or so, Mrs. Steiner. 422 00:34:02,816 --> 00:34:06,862 So sorry for the inconvenience. Can you please use the next car? 423 00:34:07,028 --> 00:34:08,196 Thank you. 424 00:34:54,075 --> 00:34:57,078 It's always easier to look the other way, isn't it, Hannibal? 425 00:34:58,622 --> 00:35:01,708 Injustice is always rewarded with indifference. 426 00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:03,543 Yeah, I guess so. 427 00:35:03,627 --> 00:35:08,131 Murdock, when you seal these, be sure you get all the air out first. 428 00:35:09,507 --> 00:35:10,842 Like, I mean... 429 00:35:11,426 --> 00:35:15,263 take the injustice of the golf ball washer. 430 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,268 There it sits right next to the tee-off area... 431 00:35:20,769 --> 00:35:24,814 and all those naked little balls... 432 00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:28,026 are put into that torture chamber... 433 00:35:28,109 --> 00:35:30,612 and they are slammed up and down... 434 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:33,990 the brush bristles clawing... 435 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:36,743 into those little bodies... 436 00:35:41,998 --> 00:35:43,917 The Golf Ball Liberation Army, huh? 437 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,504 We're organised, but undercapitalised. 438 00:35:47,587 --> 00:35:50,215 Have you ever thought of a telethon? 439 00:35:50,674 --> 00:35:53,301 - No. - You get Arnold Palmer as the host. 440 00:35:54,219 --> 00:35:57,013 You get Slamming Sammy Sneed... 441 00:35:57,347 --> 00:36:02,143 to tote up the board and lament all those balls he's knocked the covers off. 442 00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:07,732 That is a wonderful idea, Colonel. 443 00:36:08,358 --> 00:36:11,403 Here you go, kid. Ten packs of Sweet 'N Low. 444 00:36:11,528 --> 00:36:15,031 Do you really think this is gonna work? The guy is really no dummy. 445 00:36:15,198 --> 00:36:17,534 Only has to work for a minute. It's a diversion. 446 00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:20,453 ♪ Come along boys ♪ ♪ Let me tell you a tale ♪ 447 00:36:20,537 --> 00:36:23,164 ♪ Let me tell you a tale ♪ ♪ Of the old Chisolm Trail ♪ 448 00:36:27,836 --> 00:36:30,005 By Jove, I think you got it. 449 00:36:30,296 --> 00:36:31,464 Sort of. 450 00:36:32,298 --> 00:36:34,509 Not really. Sorry. 451 00:37:11,337 --> 00:37:14,507 Hey, B.A., don't sit down. You'll get grease all over the sofa. 452 00:37:14,591 --> 00:37:16,426 I don't live here. I'm just a guest. 453 00:37:16,509 --> 00:37:18,053 You ain't even a guest here. 454 00:37:18,178 --> 00:37:20,388 Mr. Toney's come back, he gonna hit you with a lawsuit. 455 00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:22,724 Not if he can't find me, he won't. 456 00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:26,895 So we meet at 11:00 tonight. Lin has to be there for the exchange right? 457 00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:28,605 Yeah, I'll be with Lin all the time. 458 00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:31,191 We got about four hours. 459 00:37:31,274 --> 00:37:34,819 I want this unit rested. So everybody flake out for a while. 460 00:37:34,903 --> 00:37:39,157 - I'll take the bedroom. - Well, don't forget your jammies. 461 00:37:47,207 --> 00:37:48,333 What's that? 462 00:37:54,089 --> 00:37:55,590 Everybody hit the deck! 463 00:38:03,181 --> 00:38:03,932 Kill him! 464 00:38:04,057 --> 00:38:06,184 I want Lin Duk Coo dead! 465 00:38:06,434 --> 00:38:07,644 Okay! 466 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,984 Sounds like they're landing it on the roof. 467 00:38:15,318 --> 00:38:17,195 - Murdock, that's your assignment. - Right, Colonel. 468 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,863 Take Lin and Amy with you. 469 00:38:19,114 --> 00:38:23,535 Face, B.A., we got to get to that truck. Let's go. 470 00:38:25,662 --> 00:38:27,205 Is somebody shooting from a helicopter? 471 00:38:27,330 --> 00:38:30,250 Everybody get in your apartments. Lock the doors and stay low. 472 00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:32,502 Mr. Toney, what's going on? 473 00:38:35,964 --> 00:38:38,758 Hi, guys. You're early, aren't you? 474 00:38:39,175 --> 00:38:40,885 You weren't supposed to meet us till 11:00. 475 00:38:41,094 --> 00:38:42,679 Let's go. In the elevator. 476 00:38:43,304 --> 00:38:45,348 We got three of them. Set her down and mop up. 477 00:38:45,473 --> 00:38:46,516 Got it. 478 00:39:08,496 --> 00:39:11,332 Stay up here, General. We got three of them. I'll be right back. 479 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:14,210 - I want Lin! - You got it. 480 00:39:29,434 --> 00:39:31,853 - Who are you? - Over here, sweetie! 481 00:39:35,565 --> 00:39:38,276 All right, let's go get that chopper up on the roof. 482 00:39:47,243 --> 00:39:48,953 We changed the keys. 483 00:39:50,079 --> 00:39:53,124 Open this thing up or I'll waste you right here, old buddy! 484 00:40:16,606 --> 00:40:18,399 Who the hell do you think you're kidding? 485 00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:20,401 Wait a minute now. 486 00:40:21,194 --> 00:40:23,071 You didn't look at the sourdough. 487 00:40:50,390 --> 00:40:52,767 The van is armor-plated! You'll never penetrate it! 488 00:40:52,850 --> 00:40:54,352 Let's get out of here. Come on. 489 00:40:58,106 --> 00:40:59,274 Go back. 490 00:41:36,811 --> 00:41:38,104 Let's go! 491 00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:54,037 Ay-yi-yi! 492 00:41:54,162 --> 00:41:57,707 The Golf Ball Liberation Forces are on the way. 493 00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:28,321 Murdock's got him! 494 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:50,635 They're coming back toward us. Shoot for their tires. 495 00:43:06,442 --> 00:43:08,319 End of the line, Lieutenant. 496 00:43:11,823 --> 00:43:15,493 All right. Now, the dope is in the van. 497 00:43:16,619 --> 00:43:19,038 See if you can find it before the cops get here. 498 00:43:19,247 --> 00:43:21,749 We'll close our eyes and count to 100. 499 00:43:23,126 --> 00:43:25,086 My father will have you killed for this. 500 00:43:25,211 --> 00:43:27,505 You tell your daddy, if he makes me mad enough... 501 00:43:27,547 --> 00:43:29,715 I'll come down to Phoenix and wash him out. 502 00:43:30,007 --> 00:43:33,261 Tell him to keep his head down. I could be the postman... 503 00:43:33,636 --> 00:43:37,974 the guy who cleans his pool, or maybe even his golf caddy. 504 00:43:54,699 --> 00:43:55,992 Mr. Toney. 505 00:43:56,450 --> 00:43:58,828 What's going on? Who are these people? 506 00:43:58,911 --> 00:44:01,372 Dr. Peters, you'll find two men up on the roof. 507 00:44:01,497 --> 00:44:03,791 One of them is a Vietnamese war criminal named Chow. 508 00:44:03,916 --> 00:44:05,793 There's another guy tied up in the model. 509 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,881 Apologise to Mr. Yerkovitch for the damage to the building. I'll try to make it good. 510 00:44:10,006 --> 00:44:14,510 By the way, the walls to the elevators are in that bakery truck. 511 00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:18,681 Well, I guess Sunday brunch is off. Give my love to everybody. 512 00:44:21,225 --> 00:44:22,518 Ciao. 513 00:44:30,553 --> 00:44:32,778 I'll bring Lin down to the paper in just a little bit. 514 00:44:33,613 --> 00:44:35,740 Right. Thanks. 515 00:44:38,284 --> 00:44:42,205 That's what being a reporter is all about. Hitting up the big ones. 516 00:44:42,955 --> 00:44:44,790 Thanks. Bye. 517 00:44:47,877 --> 00:44:51,255 Well, I'm glad something turned out good for somebody. 518 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,467 Hey, man, get your feet off my table. 519 00:44:54,592 --> 00:44:56,677 The scuffmarks gonna mess up my finish. 520 00:44:57,094 --> 00:44:58,054 How can you tell? 521 00:44:58,179 --> 00:44:59,430 Everything's fixed for Lin? 522 00:44:59,805 --> 00:45:02,683 They are coming down from the U.S. Embassy to meet us at the paper. 523 00:45:02,892 --> 00:45:05,394 They've arranged for diplomatic immunity for him... 524 00:45:05,561 --> 00:45:07,355 and he's gonna be able to stay in the U.S. 525 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,439 Great. 526 00:45:09,273 --> 00:45:11,692 - Amy, could I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 527 00:45:13,319 --> 00:45:16,239 You know, Amy, you're gonna be a really big reporter... 528 00:45:16,447 --> 00:45:20,368 with a Vietnamese war criminal and an underworld kingpin's son... 529 00:45:20,493 --> 00:45:22,536 busted for trafficking in heroin. 530 00:45:22,662 --> 00:45:25,748 I thought maybe you could, like... 531 00:45:26,540 --> 00:45:30,253 do a story on what's happening to golf balls because we need some heat... 532 00:45:30,336 --> 00:45:33,047 we need something to focus the world's attention on our plight. 533 00:45:33,130 --> 00:45:36,467 And the Golf Ball Liberation Army is a nonviolent group. 534 00:45:37,260 --> 00:45:38,302 Okay. 535 00:45:38,511 --> 00:45:43,057 Maybe a human interest story chronicling life in a cellophane package. 536 00:45:43,266 --> 00:45:46,143 - A series, maybe. - Would you? 537 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:49,480 - Sure, anything to support a good cause. - Thanks. 538 00:45:49,563 --> 00:45:51,899 - Good news for me? - That's right. 539 00:45:52,233 --> 00:45:55,278 You're gonna get to stay in this country. Amy's paper arranged it. 540 00:45:55,569 --> 00:45:58,281 You're gonna get a chance to be a United States citizen. 541 00:45:59,865 --> 00:46:03,119 I make fortune cookies, an old recipe. 542 00:46:03,577 --> 00:46:06,497 A- Team is my best friend, I think. 543 00:46:07,873 --> 00:46:11,711 - You saved my life. - No, you saved ours. 544 00:46:14,171 --> 00:46:17,133 We got to get going down to the paper. I'll call you guys. 545 00:46:32,148 --> 00:46:33,399 What's it say? 546 00:46:33,941 --> 00:46:37,945 Well, it says, "I love it when a plan comes together."