1 00:00:14,046 --> 00:00:15,469 - Higher. 2 00:00:15,470 --> 00:00:18,810 Can't you get your end up a little higher? 3 00:00:20,530 --> 00:00:23,879 I can't hold this position forever. 4 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,956 Get it up there, right up there. 5 00:00:26,957 --> 00:00:27,957 Higher. 6 00:00:30,793 --> 00:00:33,071 - Oh look who's coming! 7 00:00:33,072 --> 00:00:34,199 - If it isn't Mr. Rick McKay. 8 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,538 Mister good and plenty. 9 00:00:36,539 --> 00:00:38,181 - He's so good looking. 10 00:00:38,182 --> 00:00:40,183 - Good looking and good and horny. 11 00:00:42,396 --> 00:00:45,226 - Come on, we're gonna be late for class! 12 00:00:58,085 --> 00:01:01,474 ♪ nine o'clock and the school bells ring ♪ 13 00:01:01,475 --> 00:01:04,952 ♪ gotta get up, gotta be on top ♪ 14 00:01:04,953 --> 00:01:07,802 ♪ can't help yourself got this crazy feeling ♪ 15 00:01:07,803 --> 00:01:11,181 ♪ can't just seem to get him off my mind ♪ 16 00:01:11,182 --> 00:01:14,352 ♪ day drags on, the teacher keeps trying ♪ 17 00:01:14,353 --> 00:01:17,537 ♪ to make me know what I don't wanna know ♪ 18 00:01:17,538 --> 00:01:20,927 ♪ there's only one thing that keeps me flying ♪ 19 00:01:20,928 --> 00:01:25,928 ♪ one more bell and I get to go ♪ 20 00:01:26,246 --> 00:01:29,933 ♪ you can have some crazy times ♪ 21 00:01:29,934 --> 00:01:33,320 ♪ crazy, ooh ♪ 22 00:01:33,321 --> 00:01:35,347 ♪ don't you know my heart's on fire ♪ 23 00:01:35,348 --> 00:01:40,348 ♪ ooh, ooh ♪ 24 00:01:40,807 --> 00:01:43,616 ♪ school is school, I believe him ♪ 25 00:01:43,617 --> 00:01:47,106 ♪ gotta go out, take me sometime ♪ 26 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,999 ♪ can't help myself I've got this crazy feeling ♪ 27 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,520 ♪ one of these days she's gonna be mine ♪ 28 00:01:53,521 --> 00:01:56,380 ♪ 'til that day I've gotta keep trying ♪ 29 00:01:56,381 --> 00:01:59,651 ♪ to get past everything in my way ♪ 30 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:02,867 ♪ homework, school bus, got me crying ♪ 31 00:02:02,868 --> 00:02:07,868 ♪ looking for something familiar or strange ♪ 32 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:11,988 ♪ you can have some crazy times ♪ 33 00:02:11,989 --> 00:02:15,199 ♪ crazy, ooh ♪ 34 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,585 ♪ don't you know my heart's on fire ♪ 35 00:02:17,586 --> 00:02:19,836 ♪ ooh, ooh ♪ 36 00:02:41,069 --> 00:02:43,317 ♪ nine o'clock and the girls are waiting ♪ 37 00:02:43,318 --> 00:02:46,630 ♪ hop in the car and we'll go downtown ♪ 38 00:02:46,631 --> 00:02:49,933 ♪ can't help myself I've got this crazy feeling ♪ 39 00:02:49,934 --> 00:02:53,274 ♪ radio's playing my favorite sound ♪ 40 00:02:53,275 --> 00:02:56,474 ♪ all the while my grades are slipping ♪ 41 00:02:56,475 --> 00:02:59,566 ♪ dad keeps telling me to go, go, go ♪ 42 00:02:59,567 --> 00:03:02,752 ♪ I don't mind the way that I'm feeling ♪ 43 00:03:02,753 --> 00:03:07,753 ♪ I won't change even though I could ♪ 44 00:03:08,575 --> 00:03:11,711 ♪ you can have some crazy times ♪ 45 00:03:11,712 --> 00:03:14,857 ♪ I'm looking for some crazy, crazy times ♪ 46 00:03:14,858 --> 00:03:17,616 ♪ looking for some crazy times ♪ 47 00:03:17,617 --> 00:03:21,283 ♪ I gotta find some crazy, crazy times ♪ 48 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:24,046 ♪ looking for some crazy times ♪ 49 00:03:24,047 --> 00:03:28,187 ♪ I'm looking for some crazy, crazy times ♪ 50 00:03:28,188 --> 00:03:30,684 ♪ you can have some crazy times ♪ 51 00:03:30,685 --> 00:03:35,112 ♪ I gotta find 'em, I wanna find some crazy times ♪ 52 00:03:35,113 --> 00:03:37,171 ♪ looking for some crazy times ♪ 53 00:03:37,172 --> 00:03:42,172 ♪ I'm looking for some crazy, crazy times ♪ 54 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:45,479 ♪ won't you rock awhile with me ♪ 55 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,466 ♪ rock, rock ♪ 56 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:53,897 - Rick McKay, whatever happened to you? 57 00:04:53,898 --> 00:04:55,088 - It's a big explosion. 58 00:04:55,089 --> 00:04:56,458 Purity, you gotta help! 59 00:04:56,459 --> 00:04:58,459 - What explosion, whatever are you talking about? 60 00:04:58,460 --> 00:05:00,269 - Pipe's burst in the girl's restroom. 61 00:05:00,270 --> 00:05:02,589 Boom, toilet paper and shit everywhere. 62 00:05:02,590 --> 00:05:05,469 - What were you doing in the girls' restrooms? 63 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:07,567 - Don't worry, I'll be okay. 64 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:09,372 But you better go, they need help! 65 00:05:09,373 --> 00:05:11,004 Go, hurry! 66 00:05:11,005 --> 00:05:12,507 Go, go, go. 67 00:05:30,270 --> 00:05:31,820 Good morning, girls, 68 00:05:31,821 --> 00:05:35,254 I'm Dr. Pepper. 69 00:05:35,255 --> 00:05:38,929 ♪ wouldn't you like to be ♪ 70 00:05:38,930 --> 00:05:40,837 okay, who would like to be the first volunteer? 71 00:05:40,838 --> 00:05:45,397 - Oh I would! - Me, me, me! 72 00:05:45,398 --> 00:05:47,119 - How about you? 73 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,283 You have very, you look healthy. 74 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,440 Please. 75 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,219 Now I don't want you to worry about anything. 76 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:04,863 These are very, very experienced hands. 77 00:06:05,755 --> 00:06:10,755 I can't tell you how many times I've done this. 78 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:20,250 That's very nice. 79 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:26,083 Ooh, it's cold. 80 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,820 That's very nice. 81 00:06:37,821 --> 00:06:40,519 I think we're going to, 82 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:41,869 I think we're going to have to have a closer look. 83 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:43,870 I can't seem to be able to hear a thing. 84 00:06:47,506 --> 00:06:48,506 Oh my. 85 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:06,101 - Bonjour, class. 86 00:07:06,102 --> 00:07:09,939 Bonjour, mademoiselle Boudoir. 87 00:07:09,940 --> 00:07:13,633 - To speak French, you must use your mouth. 88 00:07:22,823 --> 00:07:24,607 And the tongue. 89 00:07:28,027 --> 00:07:33,027 And you must always speak from here, the diaphragm. 90 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:37,083 Where's the diaphragm? 91 00:07:37,084 --> 00:07:39,723 - Now class, after me. 92 00:07:55,380 --> 00:07:57,963 Now class, pardon moi a moment. 93 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:02,340 Brent, will you take the While I'm away? 94 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,114 - Oh, class. 95 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:20,640 Today, I will teach you the most advanced mouth exercise. 96 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:27,053 Today, you will learn the proper way to give French head. 97 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:34,600 To give parisian head, you must use your bouche. 98 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:42,607 You must use, and the most important, 99 00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:49,193 You must use the tongue. 100 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,159 - The tongue? 101 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,160 Oh, Brent. 102 00:09:01,310 --> 00:09:02,310 Teach me again. 103 00:09:03,158 --> 00:09:07,183 - Oh yes, the tongue, the tongue. 104 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:22,499 - Excuse me... - Excuse me, excuse me, 105 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,500 do you know where the? 106 00:09:24,990 --> 00:09:27,490 The boys' gym, do you know where the boys' gym is? 107 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,673 - The boys' gym, do you? - Mhm, do I ever. 108 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,009 - Hi, I'm new here and just wondering if you could tell me 109 00:09:58,010 --> 00:09:59,179 where the boys' gym is. 110 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:00,814 - Transfer student, right? 111 00:10:00,815 --> 00:10:01,789 - That's right, I'm Tim. 112 00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:03,649 Tim Stevenson from Idaho. 113 00:10:03,650 --> 00:10:06,519 - Well Tim, Tim Stevenson from Idaho. 114 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,543 Why here's the boys' gym right here. 115 00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:11,459 - It was right here in front of my nose. 116 00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:12,759 Listen, thank you for your help. 117 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,949 Thank you. 118 00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:14,950 - My pleasure. 119 00:10:17,646 --> 00:10:18,966 Who the hell do you think you are? 120 00:10:36,806 --> 00:10:39,113 ♪ just can't stop it, stop the rock ♪ 121 00:10:39,114 --> 00:10:44,031 ♪ no you just can't stop it, stop the rock ♪ 122 00:10:50,091 --> 00:10:54,841 ♪ so hot and you just can't stop the bop ♪ 123 00:11:10,856 --> 00:11:11,856 - Excuse me. 124 00:11:13,634 --> 00:11:16,377 A frozen big stick, will you Melvin? 125 00:11:21,787 --> 00:11:25,783 - I'd love a scoop of dripping chocolate. 126 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:30,763 With some of your whipped cream, big boy. 127 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:39,029 - Sure girls, whatever you want. 128 00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:40,030 - Thanks, Melvin. 129 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,899 I would have gone crazy if I didn't get 130 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,193 something in my mouth. 131 00:11:46,695 --> 00:11:50,195 ♪ just can't stop the bop ♪ 132 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,746 - oh, Purity. 133 00:11:55,747 --> 00:11:58,222 What can I get for you? 134 00:11:58,223 --> 00:12:02,583 - I'd like a big, hard, frozen banana. 135 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,549 - It's coming right up. 136 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,863 - You know, I think I've changed my mind. 137 00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:10,803 - Well what do you want? 138 00:12:12,196 --> 00:12:16,347 - I feel like a hot, fresh cherry sundae. 139 00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:19,982 - Yeah. 140 00:12:19,983 --> 00:12:20,983 Cherry, huh? 141 00:12:21,927 --> 00:12:23,349 - And Melvin? 142 00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:27,491 I just love ya to top it off with your nuts. 143 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:34,509 - Yeah, well, uh, I'll be right back. 144 00:12:34,510 --> 00:12:35,879 - Where you going, Jerkovski? 145 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,630 Going to live up to your last name? 146 00:12:47,213 --> 00:12:50,486 We're finally leaving 147 00:12:50,487 --> 00:12:54,757 Our own germ-free frozen food meat locker. 148 00:12:59,927 --> 00:13:00,927 Melvin! 149 00:13:02,410 --> 00:13:04,910 Jerk off, jerk off, Jerkovski! 150 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:25,181 - Holy shit, it's a pussy factory. 151 00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:53,069 Excuse me, Purity. 152 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:56,209 - Howie bates, what are you up to now? 153 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,399 - Oh nothing. 154 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,576 Mirror just needs a bit of adjusting, that's all. 155 00:15:03,713 --> 00:15:05,146 Fuck a duck it's roach! 156 00:15:05,147 --> 00:15:07,230 - Howie Bates, detention! 157 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:14,243 - Holy shit, 42 years of bad luck. 158 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,200 What are you here for? 159 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,239 - That guy. 160 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,840 New kid doesn't know this is my home away from home. 161 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,650 Hey, Jerkovski! 162 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:30,369 Back again, hey, where'd you beat off this time, 163 00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:31,202 study hall? 164 00:15:31,203 --> 00:15:32,459 - No meat locker. 165 00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:33,679 - Smart thinking, Mel. 166 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,051 No better place to beat the beat, huh? 167 00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:37,259 - Sh sh sh, sh! 168 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:39,183 Or I'll tell Principal Stuckoff! 169 00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:42,099 Stuckoff can fuck off. 170 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:45,940 - You know Susie Miller wears red Lacy underwears. 171 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:50,940 - All the cheerleaders do, but only on mondays. 172 00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:54,309 - What are they wearing Friday? 173 00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:55,829 - This Friday's homecoming. 174 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,546 They probably won't wear anything. 175 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:07,963 - Do you gentlemen know the meaning of the word vermin, 176 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:10,859 Heathens! 177 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,579 Scum! 178 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,359 Trash, degenerates! 179 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,823 - I think I know what trash. 180 00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:18,469 - Here at Taft and Adams high school... 181 00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:21,319 - Fucking a in t and a. - We have a fine reputation 182 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,229 to uphold... 183 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:23,859 - I can give him something to hold. 184 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:26,359 - A dignity to carry on. 185 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,419 I am not about to have a few bad seeds take root, 186 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:33,123 contaminating my divine garden of higher education. 187 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,939 This afternoon on this, your regretful day of detention, 188 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:38,940 I want you. 189 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:45,290 I want you, my, my, my, if it isn't our homecoming queen. 190 00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:47,843 Oh looking quite beautiful today I might add. 191 00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:51,299 - What is that? 192 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,729 - You really are new here, aren't you kid? 193 00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:55,099 - That's none other than Purity Busch, 194 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,403 the last hold-out at t and a high. 195 00:16:58,571 --> 00:17:00,221 - She's the only girl who has it. 196 00:17:01,091 --> 00:17:03,819 - She's got to have the nicest tits in town. 197 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:05,249 - How would you know, asshole? 198 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:08,233 Nobody's ever laid eyes on them let alone hands. 199 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,689 - Hope you've been practicing your music. 200 00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:14,819 - Pardon me, Principal Stuckoff, 201 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:17,459 the vice principal would like to see you right away. 202 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:20,203 He says it's urgent. 203 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,389 - Business calling, my dear. 204 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,043 I'll be back in just a moment. 205 00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:29,189 As for you, you swine. 206 00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:31,990 None of you are to leave that bench, is that understood? 207 00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:35,370 I'll be back in a moment, my dear. 208 00:17:55,355 --> 00:17:59,349 Oh. 209 00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:02,443 Well, aren't any of you boys going to be gentlemen? 210 00:18:15,665 --> 00:18:17,653 - Five days of detention. 211 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,219 Then maybe you boys will know the meaning 212 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:24,419 of the words hard labor. 213 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,239 - Five days? 214 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,520 - Five days. 215 00:18:29,672 --> 00:18:30,839 Come, my dear. 216 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,120 - Come on, we're all in this together. 217 00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:52,379 - This detention is fucked. - I'll say. 218 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,895 And you know who we've got to thank. 219 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:58,333 Yeah, miss Purity Busch. 220 00:19:01,192 --> 00:19:03,032 - Aren't any of you boys going to be gentlemen? 221 00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:10,279 - Female. - Yeah, females. 222 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,139 Can you believe it? 223 00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:13,799 My first day here and I'm already in detention. 224 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,089 - Kid, what's your name? - Tim. 225 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:18,919 - Look, Tim, staying after school can be a drag, 226 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,629 but sometimes you can luck out. 227 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:23,059 You won't believe this. 228 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:26,429 Two weeks ago in this lab, I got a private lesson 229 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:30,839 in biology from professor Sarah Bellum. 230 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,173 Know what I mean, boys, a private lesson. 231 00:19:35,172 --> 00:19:36,059 - Cut the bullshit, Fred, no one's interested 232 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:37,119 in your wet dreams. 233 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,138 - I am. - Bullshit. 234 00:19:39,139 --> 00:19:41,809 You jerk off so much, if you ever did get laid, 235 00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:44,469 you'd probably scream out your own name. 236 00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:46,633 - You really got down with the bio teacher? 237 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,849 They say she's real kinky. 238 00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:52,429 - I did and she is. 239 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:54,619 She's so hot for me. 240 00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:55,479 They all are. 241 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,799 - Purity isn't. - Yeah what's with Purity? 242 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,729 It's like she wanted us to get in hot water. 243 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:02,429 - You mean deep shit. 244 00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:04,406 - I almost made it with her once. 245 00:20:04,407 --> 00:20:06,403 Now look who's wet dreaming. 246 00:20:07,927 --> 00:20:08,939 - You think Purity really is a virgin? 247 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,379 - No girl is. 248 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:11,319 - My sister is. 249 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,669 - My mother is. 250 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,423 - Purity definitely is. 251 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,329 There it is, gentlemen. 252 00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:21,309 Before homecoming let's make it a point 253 00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:24,554 that at least one of us will get a shot at her bod. 254 00:20:24,555 --> 00:20:25,943 Or at least a glimpse of her tits. 255 00:20:30,282 --> 00:20:32,115 Who wants to be first? 256 00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:35,363 - Need some wheels. 257 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,939 I'll tell you Tim, if that seat could talk, woof, 258 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,809 I'd sure be in a hell of a lot of trouble. 259 00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:45,579 Just check out this dash, there's Denise, Lynn, 260 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:47,319 Kristy on new years' Eve, 261 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,509 and there's Kristy on new years' morning. 262 00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:51,238 I felt generous. 263 00:20:51,239 --> 00:20:54,671 What's this, Brent? 264 00:20:54,672 --> 00:20:55,559 - Oh that? 265 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,239 That's modern science. 266 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,579 The chicks love it. 267 00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:00,229 - Well Brent you've got it made. 268 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:01,633 - Yeah, I know. 269 00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:06,323 Well here we are tiger, Purity's house. 270 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,713 You sure you're up for your big moment? 271 00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:21,056 - God bless mummy, god bless daddy, Principal Stuckoff, 272 00:21:21,057 --> 00:21:23,159 and of course Teddy. 273 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,959 Please look over and protect this house, 274 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,339 my lovely wardrobe, and naturally, 275 00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:30,929 my expensive and exquisite jewelry. 276 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:32,789 - Just remember exactly what I said 277 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,339 and do what I told you to do. 278 00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:37,109 Now Purity's bedroom is up on the second floor. 279 00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:39,559 - I know, I know. 280 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,439 First window on the left. 281 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,779 - Right, right, on the left. 282 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,130 Now here's a couple of goodies that never fail. 283 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,240 Old smokey. 284 00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:52,529 - Old smokey. 285 00:21:52,530 --> 00:21:54,003 - And a bottle of bubbly. 286 00:21:54,850 --> 00:21:57,593 Take 'em, compliments of the house. 287 00:21:58,469 --> 00:22:01,099 - Well Brent, thanks a lot. 288 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,389 Well, wish me luck? 289 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,609 - You don't need luck. 290 00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:05,793 You've got class. 291 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:11,489 - And lord, it's wonderful that you made me the smartest, 292 00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:15,179 prettiest, most sought after girl in the whole school. 293 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,799 Amen. 294 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,959 Oh, ps, I hope you realize it's not 295 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,483 always easy being perfect. 296 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,379 Come on Teddy, time for beddy bye. 297 00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:37,383 - Here's your prune juice, Ward. 298 00:22:39,406 --> 00:22:40,406 - Oh nice. 299 00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:44,210 - Room temperature, just the way you like it. 300 00:22:54,933 --> 00:22:55,963 Poor baby. 301 00:23:00,260 --> 00:23:01,833 Let's do it tonight. 302 00:23:07,602 --> 00:23:08,989 - Oh shit, she's in heat again. 303 00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:11,959 - It's been two weeks. 304 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,609 - Well not tonight. 305 00:23:13,610 --> 00:23:14,519 I've gotta conserve energy for that big 306 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,759 bowling tournament tomorrow. 307 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,909 - Bowling, bowling, bowling, can't you think about anything 308 00:23:19,910 --> 00:23:22,139 except putting your finger in that big, black ball? 309 00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:24,595 - Now June dear, calm down and tell me what's bothering you. 310 00:23:24,596 --> 00:23:26,043 - Oh, Ward, 311 00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:28,380 I'm worried about the beaver. 312 00:23:43,627 --> 00:23:46,544 - Do you wanna go to dinner, Teddy? 313 00:23:47,591 --> 00:23:48,791 But I'm not very hungry. 314 00:23:50,768 --> 00:23:55,317 Okay, if you pay for it, I'll eat it. 315 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,399 - I don't know, the guys down at the legion 316 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,763 all are counting on me. 317 00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:09,157 - Ward, honey, I'll bark like a dog for you. 318 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:13,167 Ruff! 319 00:24:15,317 --> 00:24:16,317 Ruff. 320 00:24:17,653 --> 00:24:18,653 Meow. 321 00:24:22,263 --> 00:24:23,513 - Oh all right. 322 00:24:24,533 --> 00:24:26,633 I guess you're worth a gutter ball or two. 323 00:24:33,370 --> 00:24:34,370 - Purity. 324 00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,310 Purity? 325 00:24:37,729 --> 00:24:39,383 - Oh no Teddy, not now. 326 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:42,603 Not here in the restaurant. 327 00:24:44,124 --> 00:24:46,869 You should know I always have a headache. 328 00:24:46,870 --> 00:24:47,870 - Purity. 329 00:24:48,670 --> 00:24:50,203 Purity. 330 00:24:50,204 --> 00:24:52,325 - No, no, oh, oh. 331 00:24:57,860 --> 00:24:59,233 - Purity, can I come in? 332 00:25:00,576 --> 00:25:04,226 Oh yes, yes, yes, yes! 333 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,419 Shoot! 334 00:25:09,315 --> 00:25:14,315 - What was that? - Just ignore it. 335 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:19,014 I better go check outside. 336 00:25:20,249 --> 00:25:21,330 - Oh, Ward. 337 00:25:21,331 --> 00:25:23,531 - Where's my musket? 338 00:25:23,532 --> 00:25:28,086 Maybe those commie Come to get us. 339 00:25:28,087 --> 00:25:30,387 - I'm not worried about them coming to get us. 340 00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:34,220 I'm worried about us getting to come at all. 341 00:25:41,735 --> 00:25:44,939 - Watch out you russkies here I come. 342 00:26:01,454 --> 00:26:03,104 - Purity's bedroom's on the left. 343 00:26:05,206 --> 00:26:06,206 Right. 344 00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:09,087 No, no, the left. 345 00:26:23,857 --> 00:26:24,940 - Don't move. 346 00:26:25,970 --> 00:26:29,283 I've got a way to make my honey bun happy tonight. 347 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,280 Meow. 348 00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:40,801 Meow. 349 00:26:40,802 --> 00:26:44,945 Where are you, you? 350 00:27:01,957 --> 00:27:04,129 - Vodka, I knew it. 351 00:27:04,130 --> 00:27:07,443 Those commies, they're here, right on my porch. 352 00:27:32,690 --> 00:27:36,951 Now I've got you, the only good rat is a dead rat! 353 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,039 - He missed me by this much. 354 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,269 Was I lucky? 355 00:27:56,270 --> 00:27:58,059 - So did you see her tits? 356 00:27:58,060 --> 00:28:01,073 - Mel, he told me he was in Mrs. Busch, not Purity. 357 00:28:01,935 --> 00:28:03,083 - Oh did you see her tits? 358 00:28:03,084 --> 00:28:03,916 - Not really. 359 00:28:03,917 --> 00:28:06,219 - Yeah 'cause I told him to go to the left. 360 00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:08,870 - Yeah and you also told me you'd be waiting outside. 361 00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:12,209 - Hey guys, can I get you anything more to eat? 362 00:28:12,210 --> 00:28:14,839 - Oh yeah, but it isn't on the menu. 363 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,119 - Oh, still hungry for more, huh? 364 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,529 Ooh, new face. 365 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,519 Pretty good looking one at that. 366 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,590 - Watch out, she's hot to trot! 367 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,011 - So Tim, can I give you some more milk? 368 00:28:27,012 --> 00:28:29,179 - No thanks. 369 00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,919 - I'll have some more milk, Bootsie. 370 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,039 - Sorry, just went on my break. 371 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,169 - Hey guys, there's a great show at the drive-in tonight. 372 00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:38,569 The wild women of Wango. 373 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:40,780 Anyone going? 374 00:28:41,590 --> 00:28:43,453 - So Tim, you up for it? 375 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,589 - Yeah, sure. 376 00:28:47,590 --> 00:28:50,157 - Great, see ya at seven. 377 00:28:50,158 --> 00:28:51,575 - Get 'em, tiger. 378 00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:23,154 - Shh. 379 00:29:23,155 --> 00:29:24,155 No talking. 380 00:29:52,950 --> 00:29:54,450 I said no talking! 381 00:29:59,837 --> 00:30:01,447 Attention students, 382 00:30:01,448 --> 00:30:03,026 there'll be a meeting today for all members 383 00:30:03,027 --> 00:30:05,562 of the glee club. 384 00:30:05,563 --> 00:30:06,395 Attention students, 385 00:30:06,396 --> 00:30:08,079 there'll be a meeting today 386 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,870 for all members of the glee club. 387 00:31:04,937 --> 00:31:05,937 - Quiet! 388 00:31:27,231 --> 00:31:28,063 Stop it. 389 00:31:28,064 --> 00:31:29,314 This table out! 390 00:31:37,050 --> 00:31:38,800 21, 22, 23, 391 00:31:40,314 --> 00:31:41,314 24, and 25. 392 00:31:43,529 --> 00:31:47,796 Okay ladies, now for the bust line. 393 00:31:47,797 --> 00:31:48,880 Ready, begin. 394 00:31:50,168 --> 00:31:53,686 We must, we must, we must develop our bust. 395 00:31:53,687 --> 00:31:55,768 The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater, 396 00:31:55,769 --> 00:31:57,717 the boys depend on us. 397 00:31:57,718 --> 00:31:59,290 - We must, we must... - What arm? 398 00:31:59,291 --> 00:32:01,815 - One's growing faster than the other. 399 00:32:01,816 --> 00:32:04,003 - You're still growing? - I hope so. 400 00:32:04,004 --> 00:32:06,319 Come on girls, think big! 401 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,870 We must, we must, we must develop our bust. 402 00:32:09,871 --> 00:32:11,897 The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater, 403 00:32:11,898 --> 00:32:14,028 the boys depend on us. 404 00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:18,050 Okay ladies now for the hips. 405 00:32:22,162 --> 00:32:25,578 T and a, t and a, 406 00:32:25,579 --> 00:32:26,579 t and a. 407 00:32:35,102 --> 00:32:36,352 Up, up, up, up, 408 00:32:38,261 --> 00:32:39,261 up! Up“ 409 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,609 - I heard you're going out with my brother. 410 00:32:42,610 --> 00:32:43,442 - Probably, who is he? 411 00:32:43,443 --> 00:32:44,769 - Tim, Tim Stevenson. 412 00:32:44,770 --> 00:32:47,529 - Brown hair, brown eyes, purple rabbit's foot? 413 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,479 - That's him. - Cute. 414 00:32:50,696 --> 00:32:52,529 Up, up, up... 415 00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:21,663 - One two, one two, one two, one two, 416 00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:24,334 one two, one two... 417 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,167 - Wham bam thank you ma'am. 418 00:33:25,168 --> 00:33:28,309 Wham bam thank you ma'am. 419 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:30,709 - I simply refuse to do this exercise. 420 00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:33,648 It's lewd, obscene and nasty. 421 00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:39,760 One two, one two, one two, one... 422 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,163 - Testing, testing one, two, three. 423 00:33:47,890 --> 00:33:49,509 Purity. 424 00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:53,729 Purity, Purity Busch, please come 425 00:33:53,730 --> 00:33:55,509 to the poolside immediately 426 00:33:55,510 --> 00:33:56,810 to see Principal Stuckoff. 427 00:33:57,650 --> 00:33:59,449 - All right Purity, you're dismissed. 428 00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:00,959 The rest of you, once around the track 429 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,189 and then into the pool. 430 00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:04,491 - Oh no, not today. 431 00:34:04,492 --> 00:34:05,324 - Do we have to run? 432 00:34:05,325 --> 00:34:07,061 It's so hard on the girls. 433 00:34:07,062 --> 00:34:08,850 Okay, make that two laps. 434 00:34:33,983 --> 00:34:35,233 - M r. Stuckoff? 435 00:34:36,923 --> 00:34:38,006 Mr. Stuckoff? 436 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:14,954 - Oh my god. 437 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,259 - My fairest angel. 438 00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:31,403 My dream girl. 439 00:35:32,342 --> 00:35:33,766 Listen to the music. 440 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:35,139 I'd know that nerdy voice anywhere. 441 00:35:35,140 --> 00:35:36,140 - Oh sure. 442 00:35:38,495 --> 00:35:42,578 - Ravishing and make wild, passionate love to me. 443 00:35:44,850 --> 00:35:45,850 We're tingling. 444 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:47,883 You are ready. 445 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:51,032 Now listen carefully. 446 00:35:52,490 --> 00:35:54,239 - I outta wait and teach you a lesson. 447 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,959 Follow my lead. 448 00:35:55,960 --> 00:36:00,297 - When you see me, you'll be wild with passion. 449 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,023 Soon I will be with you. 450 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,853 Do exactly what I say. 451 00:36:14,817 --> 00:36:15,817 Stop! 452 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:25,903 Purity my angel. 453 00:36:27,108 --> 00:36:28,358 It's me, Howie. 454 00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:31,522 Howie. 455 00:36:34,375 --> 00:36:35,375 Howie. 456 00:36:38,442 --> 00:36:39,442 Howie. 457 00:36:42,422 --> 00:36:43,422 Howie. 458 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,123 Howie. 459 00:36:52,465 --> 00:36:53,465 Howie. 460 00:36:57,272 --> 00:36:58,272 Howie. 461 00:37:01,842 --> 00:37:02,842 Howie. 462 00:37:03,653 --> 00:37:05,937 - Okay ladies, let him have it! 463 00:37:09,430 --> 00:37:14,423 - And finally ladies, this is our new swimming facility. 464 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,179 As you can see... 465 00:37:27,368 --> 00:37:28,200 - It was only a joke. 466 00:37:28,201 --> 00:37:29,828 - Yeah like the time he dumped a barrel of frogs 467 00:37:29,829 --> 00:37:31,939 in the girls' bathroom. 468 00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:33,689 I'm gonna get you, you pervert! 469 00:37:33,690 --> 00:37:35,519 - Please have mercy, I'm sorry. 470 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,352 - Sorry? 471 00:37:36,353 --> 00:37:39,464 You ruined my favorite pair of red panties up the flag pole. 472 00:37:39,465 --> 00:37:40,592 Did you say you're sorry? 473 00:37:40,593 --> 00:37:43,212 - What's happening here? 474 00:37:43,213 --> 00:37:44,627 Girls, come on. 475 00:37:45,857 --> 00:37:46,864 Please, no. 476 00:38:06,635 --> 00:38:08,218 - Somebody save me! 477 00:38:11,484 --> 00:38:12,484 Purity! 478 00:38:13,381 --> 00:38:14,381 Purity! 479 00:38:41,510 --> 00:38:44,509 I'm telling you guys, there were knockers everywhere. 480 00:38:44,510 --> 00:38:46,789 At least two of them must have been Purity's. 481 00:38:46,790 --> 00:38:47,622 - Yeah, Howie. 482 00:38:47,623 --> 00:38:50,139 - Well I just lost my glasses and couldn't see, that's all. 483 00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:52,119 - No way Howie, you couldn't have seen them. 484 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,119 My sis told me Purity was in Stuckoff's office 485 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,743 the whole last period. 486 00:38:56,690 --> 00:38:59,379 - Hey, that's a hot little sister you have. 487 00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:01,602 She's in my second period art class. 488 00:39:01,603 --> 00:39:05,219 I can't wait 'til we start some advanced figure drawing. 489 00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:07,289 - Listen, friend, watch it. 490 00:39:07,290 --> 00:39:09,589 Nobody messes with Trisha. 491 00:39:09,590 --> 00:39:10,590 - Spare me. 492 00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:16,749 - Sorry. 493 00:39:16,750 --> 00:39:18,620 - Nice shot, Jerkovski. 494 00:39:20,373 --> 00:39:21,883 Hey, look who's here. 495 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,883 - Yeah, she thinks she owns that spot. 496 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,289 She's there every day after school. 497 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:36,290 Every day? 498 00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:39,439 - Hey guys. 499 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,079 I think I know how to get a shot of Purity. 500 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:42,999 But I'll need your help. 501 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,467 - You've got it. 502 00:39:44,468 --> 00:39:45,468 Big guy. 503 00:40:01,805 --> 00:40:04,149 - This picture is disgusting! 504 00:40:04,150 --> 00:40:09,150 - Yeah, right, sex, sex, sex! 505 00:40:10,082 --> 00:40:11,332 Yeah. 506 00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:23,499 - Don't look now, but I think Paul's masturbating. 507 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:25,319 - Make him stop. 508 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,700 - I can't, he's using my hand. 509 00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:33,564 - Bye bye. 510 00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:43,197 Hang on a second. 511 00:41:11,621 --> 00:41:13,454 - You all right? - Mhm. 512 00:41:14,625 --> 00:41:16,752 - This is fun, huh? 513 00:41:16,753 --> 00:41:17,920 - Yeah, right. 514 00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:26,967 - Tim. - What? 515 00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:29,520 Drunken slut. 516 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:31,352 You killed the master's wife. 517 00:41:31,353 --> 00:41:33,520 You bitch, I'll teach you! 518 00:41:44,604 --> 00:41:46,399 - Mom, is this movie 3D? 519 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,679 - Yes, dear. 520 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,993 Dirt, dirt, dirt! 521 00:41:59,153 --> 00:42:00,903 - What are all these? 522 00:42:01,793 --> 00:42:04,559 I don't know it's my father's shirt. 523 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,370 Really I just gotta meet your father. 524 00:42:07,371 --> 00:42:09,303 - Like father like son. 525 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,293 - Hey Tim. 526 00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:15,387 Wanna play a game? 527 00:42:15,388 --> 00:42:16,763 - Sure. 528 00:42:17,630 --> 00:42:18,759 What? 529 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,453 - You wanna play hide the salami? 530 00:42:21,570 --> 00:42:23,513 - Uh, okay. 531 00:42:25,942 --> 00:42:27,623 - Come on, let's go in back. 532 00:42:46,639 --> 00:42:48,713 All right, yeah. 533 00:42:48,714 --> 00:42:50,964 - They make great balloons. 534 00:42:51,990 --> 00:42:53,880 - Let's get out of here, come on. 535 00:43:35,133 --> 00:43:36,839 - Did you hear that car? 536 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,040 - I didn't hear a thing. 537 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,269 - Real champagne? - But of course. 538 00:43:42,270 --> 00:43:44,108 Is there any other kind? 539 00:43:44,942 --> 00:43:45,919 - That's gotta be Brent. 540 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,039 Now get out of those filthy rags. 541 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,623 You, draw water. 542 00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:52,780 Which one do you want? 543 00:43:59,963 --> 00:44:02,729 Wonder if. 544 00:44:02,730 --> 00:44:04,397 - Let me just check. 545 00:44:09,202 --> 00:44:10,882 - Oh my god, it's my sister. - Your sister? 546 00:44:13,007 --> 00:44:16,739 - I'll kill you! 547 00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:18,096 I'll kill you. 548 00:44:18,097 --> 00:44:19,186 You listen, do you jerk-off? 549 00:44:19,187 --> 00:44:20,503 - Did somebody call me? 550 00:44:25,014 --> 00:44:27,102 - Hey, hey, hey. 551 00:44:27,103 --> 00:44:29,088 - I said nobody touches Trisha. 552 00:44:29,089 --> 00:44:30,905 Calm down, pal, calm down. 553 00:44:30,906 --> 00:44:31,738 - Calm down? 554 00:44:31,739 --> 00:44:33,226 Here's how I'm gonna calm down. 555 00:44:35,897 --> 00:44:37,998 - Hey boobs on your glass. 556 00:44:44,395 --> 00:44:46,062 Calm down. 557 00:45:00,621 --> 00:45:03,704 - That's my sister, that's my sister! 558 00:45:16,642 --> 00:45:19,059 I said nobody touches Trisha! 559 00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:32,250 Wet boobs on your glass. 560 00:45:39,851 --> 00:45:41,101 Let go! 561 00:46:02,389 --> 00:46:05,033 Here lies a very good friend. 562 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,209 May he rest in peace. 563 00:46:09,210 --> 00:46:11,009 You think anyone will find him here? 564 00:46:11,010 --> 00:46:13,929 Don't worry, I got this whole thing planned out. 565 00:46:13,930 --> 00:46:15,999 Besides, On mission impossible. 566 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,399 - This is the dumbest idea ever. 567 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,939 - Hey I saw that episode. 568 00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:21,990 They didn't get that guy out for a month. 569 00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:24,012 - We'll get you out. 570 00:46:24,013 --> 00:46:26,279 - How is he gonna see Purity's boobs from underneath 571 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,399 all that sand, let alone breathe? 572 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:30,400 - He will. 573 00:46:31,170 --> 00:46:32,539 With this. 574 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:35,378 I rigged it up last night after the show. 575 00:46:35,379 --> 00:46:37,563 I call it my super duper grooby snooper. 576 00:46:47,990 --> 00:46:50,271 - Principal Stuckoff's office. 577 00:46:50,272 --> 00:46:52,649 - Hello miss shivers. - Yes? 578 00:46:52,650 --> 00:46:55,326 - Yes this is Mrs. Garpazky. 579 00:46:55,327 --> 00:46:56,269 Ethel. 580 00:46:56,270 --> 00:46:58,479 You know Melvin's mother. 581 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:03,439 Yes, yes, yes, I'm afraid my boy has come down 582 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,390 with a terrible case of food poisoning. 583 00:47:06,599 --> 00:47:07,599 - Oh my. 584 00:47:08,911 --> 00:47:11,249 - Oh yes, still flat on his back. 585 00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:12,082 Yes, yes. 586 00:47:12,083 --> 00:47:14,169 Yes well I'm afraid he won't be able to 587 00:47:14,170 --> 00:47:15,799 attend classes today. 588 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,586 No and please please tell dear Mr. Stuckoff that 589 00:47:18,587 --> 00:47:20,673 detention is simply out of the question. 590 00:47:21,540 --> 00:47:23,593 Yes, toodle-loo, bye. 591 00:47:26,326 --> 00:47:27,259 There, that should do it. 592 00:47:27,260 --> 00:47:30,233 - This calls for the Van Dusen finishing touch. 593 00:47:32,067 --> 00:47:34,350 Voila! 594 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:57,880 - Here is a prime example of the amphibian family, the frog. 595 00:47:58,350 --> 00:48:03,350 Notice the skin, it's thin and moist, 596 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,763 and attached loosely to the body only at certain points. 597 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,119 Brent, would you care to examine these more closely? 598 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,230 - Now, are you sure? 599 00:48:15,712 --> 00:48:17,159 - Class, the rest of you may go to lunch. 600 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,559 Brent, you've been slacking off lately. 601 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,889 I think perhaps you should stay after class. 602 00:48:22,890 --> 00:48:24,590 You need a little extra attention. 603 00:48:29,270 --> 00:48:32,902 You know, I think you've needed this kind of 604 00:48:32,903 --> 00:48:35,303 private lesson for a long time. 605 00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:43,815 Hey, this looks like a great place to play. 606 00:49:05,970 --> 00:49:07,803 - I want you to touch, 607 00:49:10,090 --> 00:49:15,090 feel, and fully experience the essence of biology. 608 00:49:17,785 --> 00:49:19,759 - Look, Mrs. Bellum. 609 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,192 - Don't be so formal. 610 00:49:21,193 --> 00:49:22,360 Call me Sarah. 611 00:49:26,198 --> 00:49:27,448 - Like a dream. 612 00:49:34,409 --> 00:49:36,249 Now I know I'm dreaming. 613 00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:38,453 - Mind lighting my fire, Brent? 614 00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:40,660 - Your fire? 615 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,293 - Yes, the Bunsen burner. 616 00:49:46,830 --> 00:49:48,959 - Never mind. - Bunsen burner. 617 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,233 - I'll take care of it. 618 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,360 - Oh shit. 619 00:49:55,017 --> 00:49:57,163 Cut it out, you mangy mutt. 620 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,827 You'll spoil everything. 621 00:50:06,722 --> 00:50:07,722 - Oh shit. 622 00:50:15,222 --> 00:50:16,329 - There now. 623 00:50:16,330 --> 00:50:18,373 Makes it much more romantic this way. 624 00:50:21,201 --> 00:50:22,333 Don't you think so? 625 00:50:32,915 --> 00:50:33,915 My favorite. 626 00:50:35,028 --> 00:50:36,111 Formaldehyde. 627 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,129 This makes me crazy. 628 00:50:42,119 --> 00:50:43,452 - You're so hot. 629 00:50:45,658 --> 00:50:49,341 - I'm burning, I'm burning for you. 630 00:50:49,342 --> 00:50:51,042 - I can't believe how hot you are. 631 00:51:19,857 --> 00:51:21,274 Hello. 632 00:51:23,015 --> 00:51:26,634 ♪sha la la la la ♪ 633 00:51:26,635 --> 00:51:29,718 ♪sha la la la la la♪ 634 00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:42,630 ♪ let it me my angel baby ♪ 635 00:51:50,143 --> 00:51:55,143 ♪ she's gone into ♪ 636 00:51:55,354 --> 00:51:59,577 ♪ I hope she's out there somewhere ♪ 637 00:51:59,578 --> 00:52:01,470 ♪ knock knock, who's there ♪ 638 00:52:01,471 --> 00:52:06,471 ♪ let it be my baby tonight ♪ 639 00:52:07,537 --> 00:52:11,620 ♪ I'm just living in a heartache ♪ 640 00:52:22,978 --> 00:52:23,978 - Oh shit. 641 00:52:29,917 --> 00:52:30,749 Come in. 642 00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:32,869 - Hey Vince, hi guys. 643 00:52:35,604 --> 00:52:37,185 - Aw come on, give us a break. 644 00:52:37,186 --> 00:52:38,686 - Hold your hands. 645 00:52:39,790 --> 00:52:41,947 - Get anything new in? 646 00:52:41,948 --> 00:52:45,659 - Got a brand new - From Tijuana, check them out! 647 00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:47,829 - Excuse me, does this come in a junior? 648 00:52:47,830 --> 00:52:50,859 - Sorry pal, had a rush on 'em just this morning. 649 00:52:50,860 --> 00:52:52,179 - So what's this? 650 00:52:52,180 --> 00:52:53,180 - Hardware. 651 00:52:54,193 --> 00:52:57,269 On sale this week for only $9.95 and it's safety tested, 652 00:52:57,270 --> 00:52:58,469 approved for your convenience. 653 00:52:58,470 --> 00:52:59,649 Take it home for 10 days. 654 00:52:59,650 --> 00:53:01,485 Put a little mileage on it. 655 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,049 Now come back and tell me that wasn't the 656 00:53:04,050 --> 00:53:05,633 best damn time she ever had. 657 00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:08,749 Excuse me, how much is this? 658 00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:09,963 - Buck an inch. 659 00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:17,243 Hey, chubby, pick them out and bring them out. 660 00:53:18,940 --> 00:53:20,793 Guy thinks it's a London library. 661 00:53:21,870 --> 00:53:23,939 Take it from me kid, Vince the prince of porn, 662 00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:26,319 you need cream, I'm talking about g-string special 663 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,473 erotic cream and extra strings. 664 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,939 Spanish fly, a little extra, superb bulge. 665 00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:34,749 - Excuse me sir, do these come with a guarantee? 666 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:36,580 - Fuck off, will ya? 667 00:53:40,235 --> 00:53:42,509 - Who was that masked man anyways? 668 00:53:42,510 --> 00:53:44,719 - Vince, do you think you need a stock boy? 669 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:47,143 - There Vinny, this outta take care of everything. 670 00:53:48,260 --> 00:53:49,640 - Come again. 671 00:53:49,641 --> 00:53:50,679 Can't come, breathe heavy, a lot of fun. 672 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:51,680 Thank you. 673 00:53:56,210 --> 00:53:57,437 Come on, Melvy. 674 00:54:03,941 --> 00:54:07,509 - And there we have it, ladies and gentlemen. 675 00:54:07,510 --> 00:54:10,999 The school can be very proud of this latest addition. 676 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,579 Our very own airplane repair shop. 677 00:54:14,580 --> 00:54:19,580 And now, before we take off And celebrate, 678 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,589 I want to particularly thank Mrs. Roach's 679 00:54:22,590 --> 00:54:27,139 home economics class for providing the delightful punch, 680 00:54:27,140 --> 00:54:30,309 cookies, and finger sandwiches. 681 00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:32,289 - Hey, here's one with the bread. 682 00:54:32,290 --> 00:54:33,931 - Moron. 683 00:54:33,932 --> 00:54:38,333 - So without further ado, let the festivities begin. 684 00:54:45,290 --> 00:54:48,019 - Okay it's my turn to take a shot at Purity. 685 00:54:48,020 --> 00:54:51,149 Just remember to keep her busy when I juice up the punch. 686 00:54:51,150 --> 00:54:52,400 - Got you covered, Brent. 687 00:54:54,002 --> 00:54:55,752 Hold onto that Emily. 688 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,599 - Hello, Purity. 689 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,569 May I have the honor of getting you a glass of punch? 690 00:55:07,570 --> 00:55:08,489 - Well. 691 00:55:08,490 --> 00:55:09,823 - It's my privilege. 692 00:55:11,590 --> 00:55:12,590 - Oh, Purity. 693 00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:15,739 What song are you gonna sing at the homecoming dance? 694 00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:17,705 Our national anthem, Rick. 695 00:55:17,706 --> 00:55:18,753 - Really? 696 00:55:19,770 --> 00:55:22,659 How interesting, it's always been one of my favorites. 697 00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:26,362 - Kidding me. 698 00:55:26,363 --> 00:55:27,363 Oh, sorry. 699 00:55:29,901 --> 00:55:32,546 - Oh my god, the t and a orgy. 700 00:55:42,792 --> 00:55:44,728 ♪ this heart's on fire ♪ 701 00:55:44,729 --> 00:55:46,285 ♪ out of control ♪ 702 00:55:46,286 --> 00:55:50,829 ♪ this heart's on fire down below ♪ 703 00:55:50,830 --> 00:55:52,030 - here's to you, Purity. 704 00:55:53,550 --> 00:55:54,550 Bottom's up. 705 00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:57,170 - I'll drink to that. 706 00:55:59,316 --> 00:56:02,733 ♪ hearts on fire tonight ♪ 707 00:56:10,449 --> 00:56:12,056 Cheers! 708 00:56:12,057 --> 00:56:13,663 - So, about last night. 709 00:56:15,110 --> 00:56:16,110 How are they? 710 00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:18,279 - They'll live. 711 00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,880 I'll never play the piano again. 712 00:56:23,860 --> 00:56:25,443 - Two, three, four. 713 00:56:29,872 --> 00:56:32,824 ♪ and it feels real good ♪ 714 00:56:32,825 --> 00:56:37,825 - oh I didn't know you were here. 715 00:56:40,739 --> 00:56:42,344 T and a. 716 00:56:42,345 --> 00:56:43,345 T and a. 717 00:56:44,209 --> 00:56:45,209 T and a. 718 00:56:45,992 --> 00:56:46,992 T and a. 719 00:56:58,470 --> 00:57:00,726 - Purity, please. 720 00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,113 Just try one sip. 721 00:57:05,190 --> 00:57:07,340 - Oh please Brent, I hate it when guys beg. 722 00:57:25,009 --> 00:57:26,496 - Far out, that makes 10 to nine. 723 00:57:26,497 --> 00:57:28,669 - I don't know how you do it. 724 00:57:28,670 --> 00:57:30,835 - The girls here, we're a team. 725 00:57:37,380 --> 00:57:40,419 Okay everybody, time to go home. 726 00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:42,974 I hate to do this but I gotta lock up. 727 00:57:42,975 --> 00:57:46,619 - You won, Merna, you got 235, again. 728 00:57:46,620 --> 00:57:48,873 - What was my score? - 40. 729 00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:52,150 Then you always get 40. 730 00:57:53,395 --> 00:57:54,812 Gutterball queen. 731 00:57:59,906 --> 00:58:01,073 - Hey hey hey. 732 00:58:14,907 --> 00:58:16,229 - All right, you're still open, 733 00:58:16,230 --> 00:58:17,680 we'll take five lanes, Merna. 734 00:58:18,650 --> 00:58:19,899 - Out, guys. 735 00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:21,589 - What, you afraid to take us on? 736 00:58:21,590 --> 00:58:23,179 - You mean boys against girls? 737 00:58:23,180 --> 00:58:24,879 - Yeah. - Yeah I'm up for that. 738 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,139 - That's old business. 739 00:58:27,140 --> 00:58:28,581 - Not for me. 740 00:58:28,582 --> 00:58:29,734 - Well I got a little something to make it 741 00:58:29,735 --> 00:58:31,201 a little more interesting. 742 00:58:31,202 --> 00:58:32,779 - Uh-oh. 743 00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,944 - How about a game of strip bowling? 744 00:58:34,945 --> 00:58:36,945 Strip bowling? 745 00:58:55,358 --> 00:58:57,082 ♪ shake that thing, shake, shake ♪ 746 00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:59,486 ♪ shake that thing, shake, shake ♪ 747 00:59:01,418 --> 00:59:03,468 ♪ when you shake that thing, shake, shake ♪ 748 00:59:03,469 --> 00:59:08,136 ♪ take it baby, shake it all night long ♪ 749 00:59:12,842 --> 00:59:15,842 ♪ babe I reach your head down to my toes ♪ 750 00:59:15,843 --> 00:59:20,611 ♪ just follow where my baby goes ♪ 751 00:59:20,612 --> 00:59:22,163 ♪ I say shake that thing, shake, shake ♪ 752 00:59:22,164 --> 00:59:24,200 ♪ shake that thing, shake, shake ♪ 753 00:59:24,201 --> 00:59:27,361 ♪ when you shake that thing, shake, shake ♪ 754 00:59:27,362 --> 00:59:30,862 ♪ shake it all night long ♪ 755 00:59:57,876 --> 00:59:59,683 ♪ I said shake that thing, shake, shake ♪ 756 00:59:59,684 --> 01:00:01,699 ♪ shake that thing, shake, shake ♪ 757 01:00:01,700 --> 01:00:03,846 ♪ those bells do ring, shake, shake ♪ 758 01:00:03,847 --> 01:00:05,846 ♪ when you shake that thing, shake, shake ♪ 759 01:00:05,847 --> 01:00:10,463 ♪ shake it all night long, yeah ♪ 760 01:00:10,464 --> 01:00:12,112 ♪ shake that thing, shake, shake ♪ 761 01:00:12,113 --> 01:00:14,196 ♪ shake that thing, shake, shake ♪ 762 01:00:14,197 --> 01:00:15,891 ♪ those bells do ring ♪ 763 01:00:15,892 --> 01:00:18,462 ♪ when you shake that thing, shake, shake ♪ 764 01:00:18,463 --> 01:00:22,999 ♪ shake it all night long ♪ 765 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,875 ♪ I said shake that thing, shake, shake ♪ 766 01:00:32,773 --> 01:00:34,413 - It's stuck! 767 01:00:34,414 --> 01:00:35,414 It's stuck! 768 01:00:36,471 --> 01:00:38,054 I can't get it out! 769 01:00:41,783 --> 01:00:43,723 Will you guys help? 770 01:00:47,030 --> 01:00:49,796 - Brent, hold the rear, Mel and I have got the front. 771 01:00:49,797 --> 01:00:51,029 - Okay? - Tear that sucker off. 772 01:00:51,030 --> 01:00:52,648 - Okay pull. 773 01:00:59,598 --> 01:01:02,805 - You're pulling on the wrong ball! 774 01:01:02,806 --> 01:01:05,459 - I know, I'll whack it off. - No! 775 01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:06,525 - I have a hack saw out in the car. 776 01:01:06,526 --> 01:01:07,358 - No! 777 01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:09,223 - Hey guys, this always works. 778 01:01:10,178 --> 01:01:11,178 - No! 779 01:01:12,690 --> 01:01:14,479 - We've got a better idea. 780 01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:15,493 Come on, girls. 781 01:01:23,129 --> 01:01:24,462 - Howie. - Howie. 782 01:01:26,468 --> 01:01:27,468 - Howie. 783 01:01:28,990 --> 01:01:29,990 Howie. 784 01:01:31,981 --> 01:01:32,981 Howie. 785 01:01:35,336 --> 01:01:36,336 Howie. 786 01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:38,819 Howie. 787 01:01:40,979 --> 01:01:42,312 Howie. 788 01:01:56,132 --> 01:01:57,132 - Gee girls. 789 01:01:58,625 --> 01:01:59,625 Thanks. 790 01:02:01,234 --> 01:02:02,567 My first strike. 791 01:02:36,710 --> 01:02:39,411 - Top of the morning, girlies! 792 01:02:39,412 --> 01:02:44,062 I am miss Svodclaire, your substitute teacher for today. 793 01:02:44,063 --> 01:02:46,230 Oh my, my, my, my, my, my- 794 01:02:47,731 --> 01:02:50,481 my, just love clothes, don't you? 795 01:02:51,993 --> 01:02:52,993 - My god. 796 01:02:54,790 --> 01:02:58,139 - Oh, I'm sure this morning's class will be 797 01:02:58,140 --> 01:03:00,799 absolutely delightful. 798 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,299 Oh, miss roach is sorry she couldn't make it, 799 01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:06,167 but it seems she's sort of tied up. 800 01:03:09,117 --> 01:03:11,838 Now girls it's time to get you all measured up 801 01:03:11,839 --> 01:03:14,721 for your final fittings, we want your homecoming formals 802 01:03:14,722 --> 01:03:18,879 to fit you just, we want to fit you just right. 803 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:23,317 So line up girlies and we'll size you up. 804 01:03:23,318 --> 01:03:24,399 - Should we take off our tops? 805 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,299 Yes, yes, yes! 806 01:03:26,300 --> 01:03:28,217 Yes I have to say yes. 807 01:03:28,218 --> 01:03:32,280 Please take off your tops. 808 01:03:38,688 --> 01:03:39,688 Hurry. 809 01:03:45,847 --> 01:03:49,430 Please, please. 810 01:03:52,204 --> 01:03:53,371 Line up class. 811 01:04:00,973 --> 01:04:05,973 Quickly girls, very nice. 812 01:04:07,778 --> 01:04:11,736 Mm, very nice bra. 813 01:04:11,737 --> 01:04:13,637 10, very nice, thank you. 814 01:04:15,304 --> 01:04:16,387 Oh yes, a 36. 815 01:04:18,435 --> 01:04:20,283 Pretty, pretty, pretty. 816 01:04:20,284 --> 01:04:21,284 Next 817 01:04:22,138 --> 01:04:24,048 Hm, very nice. 818 01:04:24,049 --> 01:04:25,252 Do do do do do. 819 01:04:27,859 --> 01:04:28,859 Next 820 01:04:30,684 --> 01:04:31,684 oh my. 821 01:04:32,438 --> 01:04:34,269 - Sorry, miss Svodclaire, but I'm not wearing a bra today. 822 01:04:34,270 --> 01:04:37,497 - So I see, you naughty little girl. 823 01:04:37,498 --> 01:04:38,498 Please. 824 01:04:39,697 --> 01:04:41,047 - Not wearing a bra? 825 01:04:41,048 --> 01:04:41,880 Left it at the drive-in perhaps? 826 01:04:41,881 --> 01:04:44,379 - Now girls let's not be catty. 827 01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:47,597 We have a lot of work to do today, yes? 828 01:04:56,003 --> 01:04:58,063 - I think I know these hands. - Shut up. 829 01:04:59,390 --> 01:05:01,343 - You're next, Purity. 830 01:05:47,540 --> 01:05:49,320 - Fuck a duck, it's roach. 831 01:06:08,326 --> 01:06:09,748 Thank you, thank you. 832 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:18,609 - If you wanna follow her career, 833 01:07:18,610 --> 01:07:20,919 she'll be up at my place a little later. 834 01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:22,209 Seriously, folks. 835 01:07:22,210 --> 01:07:25,669 I don't wanna say this next girl is really built, 836 01:07:25,670 --> 01:07:27,459 but the first time I removed her bra, 837 01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:30,123 I found a family of pygmies living in there. 838 01:07:31,370 --> 01:07:32,649 - Ah get off the stage! 839 01:07:32,650 --> 01:07:34,509 - Yeah, bring on the tits! 840 01:07:34,510 --> 01:07:36,459 - Well actually most girls like to bring them on themselves 841 01:07:36,460 --> 01:07:40,289 so without further delay, buck flamingo is proud to present 842 01:07:40,290 --> 01:07:43,249 the girl voted most likely to put an end to world hunger, 843 01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:44,610 miss anatomical. 844 01:08:34,169 --> 01:08:36,945 Oh I can't believe. 845 01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:38,746 She's breaking the laws of gravity. 846 01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:44,739 - Breaking my ass, that bra is making everything go up. 847 01:08:44,740 --> 01:08:45,892 - Fan-fucking-tastic. 848 01:08:45,893 --> 01:08:48,586 - Unbe-fucking-lievable. 849 01:09:04,535 --> 01:09:06,728 - Get up there, Tim, she's your kinda gal. 850 01:09:06,729 --> 01:09:09,057 - She looks like everybody's kinda gal. 851 01:09:09,058 --> 01:09:10,902 - Yeah, all at once. 852 01:09:10,903 --> 01:09:11,749 - Your big night, buddy boy. 853 01:09:11,750 --> 01:09:14,279 - Hey baby, why don't you bring those over here? 854 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:16,079 I want them to meet a friend of mine. 855 01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:18,132 His name's Abe Lincoln. 856 01:09:18,133 --> 01:09:19,453 - She's coming, what should I do? 857 01:09:20,231 --> 01:09:21,775 Give her the money. 858 01:09:26,109 --> 01:09:27,149 Five dollars. 859 01:09:27,150 --> 01:09:28,150 Take it. 860 01:09:30,995 --> 01:09:31,995 Please? 861 01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:34,340 Where's she going? 862 01:09:35,260 --> 01:09:37,862 Maybe we should have given her a 20. 863 01:10:00,692 --> 01:10:02,259 Stuckoff! 864 01:10:02,260 --> 01:10:03,260 - Check it out. 865 01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:07,358 - Look at that. - Can you believe it? 866 01:10:07,359 --> 01:10:09,822 - I think we're witnessing history in the making. 867 01:10:09,823 --> 01:10:11,113 - That's the principal. 868 01:10:11,114 --> 01:10:13,443 - We better record this for posterity. 869 01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:15,583 Let's get a shot. 870 01:10:16,770 --> 01:10:17,833 - Take that picture. 871 01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,429 You got it, our passport to freedom. 872 01:10:27,430 --> 01:10:28,639 No more detention, we're gonna hold this 873 01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:29,813 over Stuckoff's head. 874 01:10:31,726 --> 01:10:33,879 - Isn't that blackmail? - Yeah. 875 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,619 - Hey Jerkovski, just think. 876 01:10:35,620 --> 01:10:37,719 You won't have to freeze your ass off anymore. 877 01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:39,079 You can choke the chicken right in 878 01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,033 Stuckoff's private office. 879 01:10:41,034 --> 01:10:42,429 - Never thought of that. 880 01:10:42,430 --> 01:10:43,933 - Here's your breakfast, guys. 881 01:10:47,950 --> 01:10:51,355 - Uh Rhonda, I didn't order any sausage, only eggs. 882 01:10:51,356 --> 01:10:53,523 - Well there's no problem. 883 01:10:54,630 --> 01:10:55,633 We can fix that. 884 01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:04,534 - That's incredible! 885 01:11:06,615 --> 01:11:08,282 - Will you marry me? 886 01:11:13,310 --> 01:11:16,349 - Oh drag, if it isn't miss Purity Busch 887 01:11:16,350 --> 01:11:17,600 joining us for breakfast. 888 01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:23,280 - Homecoming special, please. 889 01:11:35,652 --> 01:11:38,203 ♪ knock knock, who's there ♪ 890 01:11:38,204 --> 01:11:39,413 - I just lost my appetite. 891 01:11:44,257 --> 01:11:45,799 - Here you go. 892 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,893 - Hey, hey look, she ordered sausage. 893 01:11:49,590 --> 01:11:50,869 - You think she can do that too? 894 01:11:50,870 --> 01:11:52,373 - Rhonda did it. 895 01:11:52,374 --> 01:11:54,705 Bootsie sure as hell can do it. 896 01:11:54,706 --> 01:11:55,538 - Don't you think Purity's gonna do it? 897 01:11:55,539 --> 01:11:57,353 - Pipe down, she's going for it. 898 01:12:06,757 --> 01:12:07,757 - Here goes. 899 01:12:13,124 --> 01:12:13,956 - That does it. 900 01:12:13,957 --> 01:12:15,667 We can't let this go on. 901 01:12:15,668 --> 01:12:16,500 - Well what can we do, we haven't been able 902 01:12:16,501 --> 01:12:17,469 to get her so far. 903 01:12:17,470 --> 01:12:19,559 - All right all right Howie and I got an idea 904 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:21,460 and this time this will, 905 01:12:22,707 --> 01:12:25,748 Bootsie, Rhonda, come over here. 906 01:12:25,749 --> 01:12:30,549 Now listen, this is our final chance, right? 907 01:12:30,550 --> 01:12:32,793 And there's only one thing we haven't tried. 908 01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:34,680 - What's that? 909 01:12:36,450 --> 01:12:37,450 - Magnetism. 910 01:12:58,561 --> 01:13:00,387 ♪ I was born to bop, I was born to bop ♪ 911 01:13:00,388 --> 01:13:02,527 ♪ and I'm sure to shake it down ♪ 912 01:13:02,528 --> 01:13:05,795 ♪ I was born to bop, bop that beat around ♪ 913 01:13:05,796 --> 01:13:08,467 ♪ yeah I was born to bop and I'll never stop ♪ 914 01:13:08,468 --> 01:13:10,442 ♪ I got both feet on the ground ♪ 915 01:13:10,443 --> 01:13:15,443 ♪ I was born to bop, I'll bop that beat around ♪ 916 01:13:21,211 --> 01:13:23,462 ♪ you think he's got rhythm ♪ 917 01:13:23,463 --> 01:13:25,241 ♪ next man got the blues ♪ 918 01:13:25,242 --> 01:13:27,223 ♪ get your cactus, Kenny ♪ 919 01:13:27,224 --> 01:13:29,364 ♪ I'll grab my rocking shoes ♪ 920 01:13:29,365 --> 01:13:31,099 ♪ I was born to bop, I was born to bop ♪ 921 01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:33,461 ♪ and I'm sure they do shake it down ♪ 922 01:13:33,462 --> 01:13:37,582 ♪ I was born to bop, bop that beat around ♪ 923 01:13:37,583 --> 01:13:39,311 ♪ I was born to bop and I'll never stop ♪ 924 01:13:39,312 --> 01:13:41,567 ♪ I got both feet on the ground ♪ 925 01:13:41,568 --> 01:13:44,521 ♪ I was born to bop, bop that beat around ♪ 926 01:14:00,446 --> 01:14:01,982 ♪ I was born to bop, I was born to bop ♪ 927 01:14:01,983 --> 01:14:04,324 ♪ and I'm sure they do shake it down ♪ 928 01:14:04,325 --> 01:14:07,976 ♪ I was born to bop, bop that beat around ♪ 929 01:14:07,977 --> 01:14:10,286 ♪ yes I was born to bop and I'll never stop ♪ 930 01:14:10,287 --> 01:14:12,317 ♪ I got both feet on the ground ♪ 931 01:14:12,318 --> 01:14:16,733 ♪ I was born to bop, bop that beat around ♪ 932 01:14:16,734 --> 01:14:18,938 ♪ I was born, born, born to bop ♪ 933 01:14:18,939 --> 01:14:20,995 ♪ I was born, born, born to bop ♪ 934 01:14:20,996 --> 01:14:22,826 ♪ born, born, born to bop ♪ 935 01:14:22,827 --> 01:14:24,713 ♪ born, born, born to bop ♪ 936 01:14:24,714 --> 01:14:29,047 ♪ born to bop, bop that beat around ♪ 937 01:15:29,733 --> 01:15:30,899 - I hope you realize I gave up my Friday night 938 01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:32,050 cruising for this. 939 01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:35,419 - Don't worry, we're in for quite a memorable show. 940 01:15:35,420 --> 01:15:37,070 - Memory deserves to be recorded. 941 01:15:40,420 --> 01:15:42,495 - Jeepers creepers it's the roach coach. 942 01:15:46,956 --> 01:15:48,367 It's all right, it's okay, 943 01:15:48,368 --> 01:15:50,769 we do better than t and a. 944 01:15:50,770 --> 01:15:53,233 Bs, bs, rah rah rah rah rah. 945 01:15:53,234 --> 01:15:54,234 Yay team! 946 01:15:57,445 --> 01:16:00,136 T and a is proud to say 947 01:16:00,137 --> 01:16:02,637 that t and a goes all the way! 948 01:16:09,959 --> 01:16:11,839 - The thing, the thing, one, two, three. 949 01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:12,672 Is this thing on? 950 01:16:12,673 --> 01:16:14,249 Is this thing working? 951 01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:15,699 - How's it going down there? 952 01:16:15,700 --> 01:16:17,409 Is everything all set? 953 01:16:17,410 --> 01:16:19,100 - Ready when you are. 954 01:16:20,317 --> 01:16:24,519 - Good evening and welcome to our annual homecoming game. 955 01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:26,899 Before we start, I'm sure that each one of you 956 01:16:26,900 --> 01:16:30,120 would like to join with me in thanking Mrs. Roach. 957 01:16:33,020 --> 01:16:35,959 Who despite a recent mishap has made this event 958 01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:37,809 the biggest and best ever. 959 01:16:37,810 --> 01:16:40,466 - Bigger than you think, Stuckoff. 960 01:16:40,467 --> 01:16:43,259 - And now it is my pleasure to present to you 961 01:16:43,260 --> 01:16:46,619 this year's homecoming queen, miss Purity Busch, 962 01:16:46,620 --> 01:16:50,030 who will honor us by singing our national anthem. 963 01:16:57,250 --> 01:16:59,619 - Thanks so much, Principal Stuckoff. 964 01:16:59,620 --> 01:17:02,549 And to all you students and teachers who have made 965 01:17:02,550 --> 01:17:06,549 my four years at Taft and Adams the best time in my life. 966 01:17:06,550 --> 01:17:09,149 Tonight I would like to perform for you 967 01:17:09,150 --> 01:17:11,703 in order to show my gratitude. 968 01:17:11,704 --> 01:17:14,009 - I'd like to see your gratitude. 969 01:17:14,010 --> 01:17:16,893 - And now will you all please rise. 970 01:17:17,940 --> 01:17:20,690 - God I hope Jerkovski doesn't take that the wrong way. 971 01:17:22,124 --> 01:17:25,228 ♪ oh say can you see ♪ 972 01:17:25,229 --> 01:17:28,567 ♪ by the dawn's early light ♪ 973 01:17:28,568 --> 01:17:32,045 ♪ what so proudly we hailed ♪ 974 01:17:32,046 --> 01:17:35,618 ♪ at the twilight's last gleaming ♪ 975 01:17:35,619 --> 01:17:38,785 ♪ and the rocket's red glare ♪ 976 01:17:38,786 --> 01:17:42,352 ♪ the bombs bursting in air ♪ 977 01:17:42,353 --> 01:17:45,829 ♪ gave proof through the night ♪ 978 01:17:45,830 --> 01:17:49,376 ♪ that our flag was still there ♪ 979 01:17:49,377 --> 01:17:54,377 ♪ oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave ♪ 980 01:17:58,554 --> 01:18:02,481 ♪ o'er the land of the free ♪ 981 01:18:09,830 --> 01:18:13,497 ♪ and the home of the brave ♪