1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:04,046 (Eerie music) 2 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:21,230 (Eerie music grows louder) 3 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,652 (Man) Adam and Eve just had sex, right. 4 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:29,488 And God says to Adam, "Where's Eve?" 5 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:33,033 So Adam says, "She's down at the stream, washing off." 6 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:37,663 God says, "Damn, now I'll never get that smell out of those fish." 7 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,373 (Group of people laughing) 8 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,500 (Woman) You really think that's funny, don't you? 9 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,294 I bet every man here thinks that's funny. 10 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:48,549 (Man) Ease up, huh? All of you. Women, Christ! 11 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:51,134 Getting to be a real pain in the ass. You know that? 12 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:53,345 I don't know what's wrong with the way it used be 13 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,430 when you just did what you were told? 14 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,224 (Woman) Fuck you, Hopper. 15 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:00,060 (Man) I do, every night. Me and my jar of Vaseline. 16 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:03,146 I can fuck any woman I want. I don't even have to make her cum. 17 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:07,609 (Woman) Really? I'd rather get fucked by a vibrator than your cock any day. 18 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:11,280 It's honest, loving and I don't have to make breakfast for it in the morning. 19 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,489 (Laughter) 20 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:16,326 You remind me of my ex-wife. She had an answer for everything. 21 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,870 Like whenever people would ask her what I did. 22 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,455 She'd say, "He struggles." 23 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:23,125 (Woman) You guys, you all think you are the victim. 24 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,169 Hey, wait a minute. I think we're taking a bum rap here. 25 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,088 I happen to be a very giving lover. 26 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:32,050 (Woman) Yeah, you're giving alright. You gave half the city the clap. 27 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:35,095 - (Laughter) - (Man) Alright, enough. 28 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:38,432 Mr Grady. You've been awfully quiet. 29 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:43,061 I know it's your first night with the group but is there anything you'd like to say. 30 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:49,776 No, I just came as a guest. My buddy Hopper over here brought me. 31 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:53,864 (Man) I know. But surely you must have something to say about all this. 32 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,408 I mean, you are planning to stay with us? 33 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:59,911 Me? Why, me, I'm happy. 34 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,874 Been married to the same woman for 11 years. 35 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,127 Been together since high school. We have two kids. 36 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,672 (Woman) Cut the crap. You wouldn't be here if something wasn't bugging you. 37 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:14,509 I told you, I'm here with Hopper. I have a great marriage. 38 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:20,223 I don't understand all these... hang-ups with you people. 39 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,560 I've never cheated on my wife in ten years. 40 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,270 (Woman) I thought it was 11? 41 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:28,565 (Woman 2) I've never met a man yet who'd admit he was a lousy lay. 42 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,943 What's that supposed to mean? You think everything has to do with sex? 43 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:35,322 (Woman) Admit it. You're a lousy lay and she's learnt to accept it. 44 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:38,575 - (Woman 2) Like we all had to. - Wait a minute! 45 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:43,246 - You think I'm a lousy lay? - (Woman) You got it. 46 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:47,042 I'm not the one who complains how tired I am every night. 47 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,835 Getting her to make love... 48 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:52,005 It's like asking her to run the Boston Marathon. 49 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:55,300 And then when we actually go through with it, 50 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,803 I don't know whether to embrace her or embalm her. 51 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,472 So don't tell me that I'm a lousy lay. 52 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:06,269 What am I saying? What the hell am I doing here? 53 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,605 (High pitched trumpet) 54 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,734 Oh, thank you, ladies and gentleman. 55 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,027 (Gentle music) 56 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:17,781 I'm grateful from the bottom of my heart. 57 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:23,078 It is truly an honour to be named Miss Liberty 1984. 58 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:27,541 I have dreamed of this moment all my life. 59 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:32,629 And I promise I shall carry the name with dignity and with pride. 60 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:38,927 I will always serve my country and be a shining beacon of hope 61 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,304 to nations the world over. 62 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:48,186 Spreading the true spirit of freedom and liberty that is America. 63 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,439 (Man) Oh, we're proud of you, Miss Liberty. 64 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:51,940 (Giggles) 65 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,192 What do you plan to do with your scholarship money? 66 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:57,988 Well. I plan to study music, sir. 67 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:02,492 Music, do you say? What kind of instrument do you play? 68 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,494 I play the flute, sir. 69 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:09,791 In honour of our forefathers who died at Concord and Lexington. 70 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:14,129 Would you like to see how Miss Liberty plays the flute? 71 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:17,299 Oh, yes. Yes, very much. 72 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,099 First, I unzip the case. 73 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:31,438 And then I take out the instrument very carefully. I'm very gentle. 74 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:35,400 And then I run my little hand all over it. 75 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:40,030 Up and down. Then up and down. 76 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:47,078 (Seductive) And then I fondle it so softly. So softly. 77 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,748 (Groans) 78 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,750 I love the look of it. 79 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:59,758 Oh, I love the feel of it. So smooth and firm. 80 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:12,604 I like to wrap my fingers around it and tenderly caress it. 81 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,359 Then I like to lift it to my mouth. 82 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,696 And wrap my lips around it. 83 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:29,246 And then I just wait for that sweet, sweet music to come pouring out. 84 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,539 (Ecstatic cries) 85 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:33,625 Fucking incredible. Oh! 86 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,335 (Soft rock music) 87 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,594 (Panting) 88 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,268 (Low repetitive grunts) 89 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,568 (Sniffing) 90 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,499 (Loud ecstatic groan) 91 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:17,711 Fucking incredible! 92 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,421 (Music grows louder) 93 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,633 Fucking incredible! 94 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,014 I knew it would be. 95 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:32,309 You knew it would be too, didn't you? Ha-ha. 96 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:36,688 We know each other so well. You know what I mean? 97 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,734 What did you say your name was? 98 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,153 China Blue. 99 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,990 No, I mean your real name. 100 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,368 Miss Liberty. 101 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:54,831 Well, that was some game of yours, Miss Liberty! 102 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,500 You wanted romance. 103 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:01,212 My name is Carl and I just split up with my wife. 104 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,465 It's gettin' late babe. Got to move. 105 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:07,052 Can I see you again? 106 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,679 I work the street. Keep an eye out. 107 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,017 It's just that it's been so long since I got a hard-on just... 108 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,686 ...looking at someone. 109 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,778 We were married 12 years. 110 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:28,615 She just walked out on me. Just like that. 111 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,701 I don't know what it was I did wrong. 112 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,662 I know what you mean. 113 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:37,207 My ex beat it out the door when he was tired of beating me. 114 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,917 Is that true? 115 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,505 Does it matter? 116 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:50,553 Yeah, well. I'll see you around, China Blue. 117 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:54,265 Oh, put the cash on the dresser. 118 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,811 (Door creaks shut) 119 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,776 (Gentle gasp) 120 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:11,449 (Loud upbeat music) 121 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,493 (Sniffs) 122 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,092 Hey! Shit! 123 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,304 (Eerie electronic music) 124 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:37,559 "Dear God! The heathen are come unto thine inheritance. 125 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,895 "Thy holy temple, have they defiled. 126 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,189 "They have laid Jerusalem on heaps. 127 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:46,443 "Their blood have they shed like water round Jerusalem." 128 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,320 - Like, like, like... - (Man in background) This guy is crazy. 129 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:53,283 They fuck and they piss and they shit like the fucking scum they are. 130 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,659 (Laughter in the background) 131 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:59,706 Dear God, hallowed is Thy name... In the spirit of Lucifer. 132 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,958 Forgive me Lord. Forgive me. 133 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,964 How long, Lord, shalt thou be angry forever? 134 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,467 Shall they jealously burn like fire? 135 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:15,597 Shall we keep on fucking and pissing into this. 136 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,724 (Sobbing) 137 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:23,438 Forgive me, Lord. That was... that was not me. 138 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,608 (Gentle saxophone music) 139 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:36,409 You child, victim of the night. 140 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:39,537 I am the Reverend Peter Shayne and I know the plague that cripples you. 141 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:44,167 I've been sent by the Lord to save you and to rid the earth of that plague. 142 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,127 I am His holy messenger. 143 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,172 (Music grows louder) 144 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:53,468 Do you recognise me, child? 145 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:56,971 Sorry, I never forget a face. 146 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,517 Especially when I've sat on it. 147 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,811 (Discordant music) 148 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,190 (Sinister laughter) 149 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:11,027 - Save your soul, whore. - Save your money, shithead. 150 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,824 (Discordant music) 151 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,756 (Gentle electronic music) 152 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:39,556 I'm sorry, man. I didn't think they'd come down on you so hard. 153 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:43,768 Forget it. Come on in and see the shop. You haven't seen it for a while. 154 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:49,315 - (Loud voice) Hey, Jerry! - Good to see you, Grady. 155 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,860 How come you're still here? I thought Mollie was sick. 156 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,945 They're coming to pick this up tomorrow. 157 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,072 Can't afford to lose customers, you know. 158 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,367 Well, don't worry about it. I'll finish it up. Now, get out of here. 159 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:02,453 - Your wife is sick. You should be home. - Well, thanks, Grady. 160 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,581 You know, you're the only one left who gives a damn. 161 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,584 - What do you say, Hopper? - Jerry! 162 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,720 - Step on it. - (Nervous laughter) 163 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,055 What you afraid of? Step on it! 164 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,935 (Recorded voice) Got you surrounded. 165 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,022 - Still playing games? - It'll scare the hell out of any thief. 166 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:32,442 Do not attempt to escape. Keep your hands up. 167 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:36,279 Bobby, about that session. Things must be pretty rough at home. 168 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:40,825 Things are great. Just got a little wound up, that's all. 169 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,661 Like I said, still playing games. 170 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:47,290 You should talk. All the bodies floating in and out of that bed. 171 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:51,419 That's some kind of life, pal. Spend half of it changing sheets. 172 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:55,924 Sheila called me yesterday for the first time since the divorce. 173 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,052 Still can't let her go, Bobby. 174 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,304 (Bobby) Well, I got a great idea. 175 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:05,183 Amy invited Sheila to the barbecue on Sunday with Tommy and Patty. 176 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,936 So why don't you come? It'll just be like old times. 177 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,939 (Energetic drum music) 178 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,610 (Heels clicking on pavement) 179 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,450 (Loud guitar music) 180 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,239 (Eerie music) 181 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,535 (Creaking) 182 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,912 Who's there? 183 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,251 (Eerie electronic music) 184 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,230 (Shrill scream) 185 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,066 (Loud guitar music) 186 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,197 (Cries) 187 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,328 (Grunting) 188 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,383 (Eerie music) 189 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,098 (Grunting) 190 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,817 I didn't hurt you, did I? 191 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,487 A little rougher this time than usual. 192 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,699 Don't worry, 'sweet dick'. I'm tough. 193 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,160 "Sweet dick"? 194 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:33,748 Do me a favour next time. Don't walk so fast. Hard to keep up. 195 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,918 Maybe I should rape you, huh? 196 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,379 One way to get back at your old man. 197 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,881 - Sorry? - Your father. 198 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,258 I know he raped you when you were a kid. 199 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,803 You told me the first time we were at it together. 200 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,138 Oh, yeah. I forgot. 201 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,975 - You said you trusted me. - I do. You're the only one I told. 202 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,895 It is true, isn't it? 203 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,900 - Sure it's true. - Well, you don't seem too upset. 204 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,027 You were almost in tears when you told me. 205 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:07,240 I'm trying to block it out of my mind. Can't you understand? 206 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,868 I'm sorry. I didn't know it was still a sore spot. 207 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,578 Not as sore as it was then. 208 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,622 (Laughs) 209 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:23,214 Maybe, if you're real nice to me I'll tell you all about the time 210 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:26,217 he tied my arms to the bed with black twine. 211 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,636 Did he really do that? 212 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,431 He did that to a sweet little thing like you? 213 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,391 See the scars. 214 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,227 - Where? - Look closer. 215 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,064 Oh, yeah. I see. 216 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,985 How low can you get? 217 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:50,283 As low as you can afford. And your meter's up pal. 218 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,577 That's the bitter truth. 219 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,745 Can I keep these? 220 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,873 For ten bucks. 221 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,253 Keep the trust. 222 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,927 (Gentle electronic music) 223 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,570 (Melancholic electronic music) 224 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,950 (Key turning in lock) 225 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,787 (Door slams shut) 226 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,339 I'm sorry I'm late honey. I had to finish up. 227 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:50,301 - I ate with the kids. - Well, I brought dessert. 228 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:54,222 - Thanks. You know I'm on a diet. - Open it. 229 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,893 Da-da! 230 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,024 - (Loud crunch) - Have you eaten? 231 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,276 I'm not hungry. I'll fix something later. 232 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,986 Dinner's still warm. 233 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,697 Listen, I invited Donny to the party on Sunday. 234 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,824 You know, he and Sheila have been speaking. 235 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:17,078 - Or at least she called him. - Are you crazy? 236 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:20,248 She only called him 'cause he was late with the alimony. 237 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,084 So how are the kids? 238 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:28,923 Jimmy needs braces. The dentist says he has an overlapping bite. 239 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,424 Will they hurt? 240 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,469 I'm not concerned whether it will hurt or not. 241 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:40,268 Well, if he needs braces, honey, give him the braces. 242 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,730 - Just like that. - Yeah, just like that. 243 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,984 So we'll go another year without a hot tub. We can use Larson's. 244 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,946 Sure, and when we need a new car we can just borrow the Murphys'. 245 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,533 I can borrow my sister's Cuisinart and Sally's microwave. 246 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:59,078 And Kathy just got a new video recorder. It cost 1,000 bucks. 247 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,706 She says it'll do anything she wants. 248 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,375 Well, for that price, she should go down on him. 249 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,295 Very funny. 250 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,677 Did you talk to Jerry? 251 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,265 So where's the salt? 252 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,434 - You didn't, did you? - Don't we have any salt? 253 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,603 - Bobby! - Amy, I told you! 254 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:29,525 I am not letting the guy go. I don't care how slow things are. 255 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,777 He's got a wife and kids. 256 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,363 And what do you have? 257 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,326 Maybe if you'd gone into a real business like a normal person... 258 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,494 It's on the stove. 259 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,667 No wonder we never have any money! 260 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:51,088 Amy, look, I love that business. I'm proud of it. 261 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:55,426 I work damn hard at it. We'll make out OK. 262 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,845 Haven't let you down yet, have I? 263 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:01,724 So, who the hell needs a hot tub? Who needs a bathtub? 264 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,979 Thinking of which, why don't you and I... 265 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,067 ...go upstairs and take a bath together? 266 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,986 We could certainly use a bit of adventure in our lives. 267 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,657 I'm really not in the mood for a little adventure. 268 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,787 So what kind of lousy mood are you in? Did you get your period today?! 269 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,831 No, I did not get my period today. 270 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:30,961 Every time I'm in a lousy mood, you think I've got my period. 271 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,797 I wish. 272 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,925 By stocking Tampax I'll retire. 273 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,306 (Gentle electronic music) 274 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,693 There is nothing that means more to me... 275 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,196 ...than this family. 276 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,408 Not even some stupid hot tub. 277 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,290 I have to clean up. 278 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,585 (Upbeat music) 279 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:21,095 Hey! What are you guys still doing up? Do you know what time it is? 280 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,264 Mum said we can stay up till the next commercial. 281 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,182 No, you can't, 282 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,853 'cause you're under attack. It's bombs away! 283 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,147 Watch out, here it comes! 284 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,578 Why don't you give your sister time on it, cowboy? 285 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,371 Come on, you too. March, up! 286 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,331 Did you hear the joke about...? 287 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:53,669 Yeah, well don't worry about it, because it's bedtime. Isn't it, Daddy? 288 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:59,008 - Come on. Let's go! - Give Daddy a big hug. 289 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,559 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 290 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,355 - Hello? - Walt Pierson here. 291 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:17,359 - Bobby Grady! How are you doin'? - Great. You? 292 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,320 Yeah, I'm just fine, thanks. 293 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:24,700 Um, listen. You asked me about doing some night time surveillance for you. 294 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,077 Yes. Do you think you might still be interested? 295 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:32,374 Yeah. Well, I was wondering is the offer still good? 296 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,335 You got to work nights, though. 297 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:38,923 No problem. I could use the money. 298 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:42,510 - I think I've got something for you. - You do? Terrific. 299 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:45,137 - You got to work nights, though. - No, no, that's great. 300 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:48,516 - You didn't think I had the nerve! - No, I didn't. 301 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:53,437 Neither did I. I guess it just comes with poverty. 302 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,856 Come on in and we'll talk about it. 303 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:59,276 Yeah, well, thank you very much and you take it easy. 304 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,238 - Yeah, right. See you tomorrow. - Fine. Bye. 305 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:07,660 You tell them jokes and I'm the wicked witch who sends them to bed. 306 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,454 Well, I'll put them to bed. 307 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:15,084 What, and keep them up half the night with your stories? 308 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,254 It's good for the imagination. 309 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,090 Theirs or yours? 310 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,467 I'm going to be doing some tracking for Walt Pierson, 311 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:26,554 so it means you can make room for that hot tub. 312 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:32,893 You act like I've... forced you. I don't even want it anymore. 313 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,730 Well, what do you want? Do you know? 314 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,816 And you didn't force me. 315 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,985 (TV on in background) 316 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,539 Maybe I'll do the magic act at the party. 317 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:56,292 You know, for laughs. What do you think? 318 00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,588 Whatever you want. 319 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,259 (♪ "It's a Lovely Life", Rick Wakeman, based on "New World", Antonín Dvorák) 320 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:29,134 Oh, Bobby, come on. Stop it. We just got the cable. 321 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:38,018 Walt Pierson speaks very highly of you. 322 00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:41,188 I've a lot of respect for Walt. His word's good enough for me. 323 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:45,651 I'm damn good at what I do, Mr Bateman, but I'll only take a job if I can do it right. 324 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:49,697 As long as you keep it quiet. I don't want to turn this into a major event. 325 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:52,825 I've always been a pushover for industrial espionage. 326 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:56,286 I'd like to help you. Just tell me what the facts are. 327 00:24:57,246 --> 00:25:02,167 I'm one of the largest manufacturers of ladies' sportswear outside of New York, 328 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:05,713 but I'm falling behind for the first time in 20 years. 329 00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:08,716 Last week's orders were at an all-time low. 330 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:12,469 I believe someone in my organisation is selling patterns 331 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:14,221 to one of my competitors. 332 00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:17,474 - I want you to follow her. - Who is she? 333 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:19,560 The young woman's been with me about two years. 334 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,730 Very talented designer. Hell of a future, if she hasn't blown it. 335 00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:25,941 - What makes you think it's her? - I don't know. Gut feeling. 336 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:28,569 There's something about her. I'll point her out to you. 337 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,239 Try and save some yardage in the sleeve, OK? 338 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,074 (Pierson) That's her, in the grey suit. 339 00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:37,536 (Bobby) How could someone that looks like that be a criminal? 340 00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:41,457 That's what I'm paying you to find out. 341 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,460 Follow her, where she goes at night, what she does. 342 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,879 - Morning, Lou. - Phil. 343 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,340 What do you mean, "there's something about her"? 344 00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:53,260 She's a mystery. Divorced. Lives alone. 345 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,679 No boyfriends I know of. A real loner. 346 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:58,932 - What's she like in here? - Impulsive, ambitious. 347 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,726 Never stops working, never satisfied. 348 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,811 You know the type. Always proving themselves. 349 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:05,397 - Perfection or bust. - Any friends? 350 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,483 She gets along fine with the other women. 351 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:10,444 But if you've got a penis, you're in trouble. She turns to ice. 352 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:13,530 - That still doesn't make her a criminal. - It makes her a suspect. 353 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:17,785 I don't trust anyone that works that hard. She must be hiding something. 354 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:20,954 - I want you to nail her lily white ass. - What the hell is this? 355 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:25,000 - You think she's that dangerous? - It depends on what you discover. 356 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:36,553 (Whistling) 357 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:47,397 (Electronic music of the same tune being whistled) 358 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:51,819 (Car screeches) 359 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:35,195 (Music continues) 360 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,259 (Door slams) 361 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:04,433 Paradise Hotel. 4th and Main. 362 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:18,196 (Car engine starts) 363 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:30,542 (Woman) Hey, this is a fucking pain in my ass. 364 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:50,145 (Gentle electronic music) 365 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:58,862 (Soft saxophone music) 366 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,461 (Sirens in background) 367 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:23,553 - Do you recognise me tonight, child? - Ha! Well, if it isn't my saviour! 368 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:29,226 The Reverend Peter Shayne requests a few moments of repose upstairs, 369 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,144 in your holy of holies. 370 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,271 A reverend, no less. 371 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:39,194 You know, the last reverend who tried to, er, save me... lived to regret it. 372 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:42,406 I chased him all around the church until I caught him by the organ. 373 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,241 (Organ playing "Onward, Christian Soldiers") 374 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,410 - Come on. - (Laughs) 375 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:54,376 I make a great Joan of Arc. Can't you tell? 376 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:59,756 I imagine you do spend a good deal of your time on your knees, my child. 377 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,384 (Organ music continues) 378 00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:06,596 Excuse us. We've got business to conduct here. 379 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:17,941 Hi, baby! How about a shot of the Grand Canyon, huh? 380 00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:19,901 Holy shit! 381 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:25,782 (Playful electronic music) 382 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,704 Stick it there, Rev. 383 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:33,540 What do you want? 384 00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:37,044 I want to help you. Admit you need it. 385 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:39,004 I need it. 386 00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:42,049 With conviction. Make me believe. 387 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:45,635 Oh, please, Reverend. You're so good and wise and strong. 388 00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:49,389 Please help this sick, disgusting degenerate. 389 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:53,727 I deal in truth. I'm bringing you something greater than a hard-on, 390 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:56,313 assuming you consider truth to be greater than a hard-on. 391 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,065 (Clattering of coins on floor) 392 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,739 - Depends on the hard-on. - Try it again, sinner. 393 00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:14,122 First month I was married, I tried to make my husband's favourite casserole. 394 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,999 I made a mess. 395 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:19,211 So I cried to my best friend Peggy all week about it, 396 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,880 till I found out that when I was in the kitchen making it, 397 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:24,382 he was in the bedroom making Peggy. 398 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,762 Don't stare at me. 399 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:32,474 You're wearing your anguish like a breakaway chastity belt. 400 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,392 You wanted the truth. 401 00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,728 What else are you selling? 402 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,067 This is a fantasy business, Reverend. 403 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:45,237 You can have any truth you want. 404 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,573 And so can you. Isn't that why you're here? 405 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:52,619 - Isn't that why you are? - I'm here to save you. 406 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:55,914 Why don't you fuck me? That'll save me. 407 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:57,916 Not from your disease. 408 00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:01,336 What disease? I'm healthy as a horse. 409 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:04,548 I'm fit as a fiddle and ready for cock. 410 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:08,218 Whores and metaphors don't mix. Who are you? 411 00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:11,263 I'm Cinderella, Cleopatra, 412 00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:15,225 Goldie Hawn, Eva Braun. I'm Little Miss Muffin, Pocahontas. 413 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:17,310 I'm whoever you want me to be, Reverend. 414 00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,688 But what are you doing here? 415 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:22,816 - Satisfying. - Who? 416 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:26,736 - I think the confessional is about over. - Don't you want to be saved? 417 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,864 - Do you get that much out of this? - I get paid. 418 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,950 I'm not interested in what you're selling, only what you're buying. 419 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:34,828 Why don't you assume the missionary position, Reverend? 420 00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:37,038 My purpose here is totally humanitarian. 421 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:41,376 - To make me see the light? - To make you see through the bullshit. 422 00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:44,546 You want truth, Father? I give the best truth in town. 423 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,965 So good, you wouldn't know it from make believe. 424 00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:50,302 - Is it? - If you believe it is. 425 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:54,472 Everybody needs something to believe in, don't they, Reverend? 426 00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:57,893 Bow down, o Lord, and hear me for I am poor and needy. 427 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,478 Preserve my soul, for I am holy. 428 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:04,441 O Thou, my God. Save thy servant, that trusteth in Thee. 429 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:09,654 Save him from this bigmouth cooze with a motor driven ass. 430 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:14,034 Forgive me, Lord. I speak not in vain but this little bitch provokes me so. 431 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:18,038 Oh, Jesus! At least I can stay in character. 432 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:22,542 You couldn't even get a walk-on, unless it was you that was being walked on. 433 00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:24,711 I am a messenger of God, you little cocksucker! 434 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,796 What's this, your mail bag? Let's see what's in it 435 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,923 No! 436 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,383 - What is this, top secret? - No. 437 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,260 Let Mama have a little peak. 438 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,846 What have you got in here, the Holy Grail? 439 00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:40,185 Oh, my God! Oh, excuse me, oh God! 440 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:43,813 Need I remind you, Jezebel, that curiosity killed the cat. 441 00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:46,399 Not until it got out of the bag. 442 00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:49,486 These are the Devil's playthings. Those who touch them will burn. 443 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:52,489 Put another log on the fire, Reverend. Let's see a sample. 444 00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:56,284 - It's a disgusting array. - Disgusting's my middle name, honey. 445 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:59,746 - What have you got in the bag? - God, forgive me. 446 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,668 A tit pacifier. 447 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:07,879 That milk of human kindness, remedial, even in simulation. 448 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:14,803 A foam rubber pretty kitty, already house broken. You can teach it new tricks. 449 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,931 It comes with a battery pack. It's in here somewhere. 450 00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:21,101 An auto-suck. 451 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:24,980 Modern technology at its most compassionate, and it swallows. 452 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:28,024 This one is a little on the blink. 453 00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:33,321 Oh, are you hungry? How about a beat-me-eat-me liquorice whip? 454 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:36,283 The taste that leaves its mark forever. 455 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:40,620 Hey, no. Wait a minute. I'm not through here. What else you got? 456 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,416 What? 457 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:50,630 - (Sudden burst of sinister organ music) - What the hell? 458 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,841 Is this a cruise missile or a Pershing? 459 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:55,427 (Music continues) 460 00:34:57,887 --> 00:35:00,765 - (Vibrating) - (Laughs) 461 00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:07,147 What are you gonna do? Fuck someone to death? 462 00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:11,526 You'd like to, wouldn't you? 463 00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,820 Only the right woman. 464 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,656 I've got to go. 465 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:18,825 Just when we're making progress. 466 00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:21,828 I can only handle one revelation a night. 467 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:25,707 Enough of them and you might be able to handle real life. 468 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,376 Real life, Reverend? 469 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:31,671 Tell me your name, or is that a tough one? 470 00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:33,465 China Blue. 471 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,759 China Blue. 472 00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:40,388 I like it. It's rather exotic, like something out of Charlie Chan. 473 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,724 B-movies have always been my inspiration. 474 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,976 What's yours? Going My Way? 475 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:50,899 All you need to know about me is that I intend to save you. 476 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:54,652 And all you need to do is... be there. 477 00:35:56,196 --> 00:36:00,575 Stay with me, China Blue. Trust me. I'll free you. 478 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:05,038 Who are you? You're not a Reverend. Who are you? 479 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,792 I'm you. 480 00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:14,422 (Slow-paced playful music) 481 00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:16,818 (Erotic music) 482 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:47,408 (Upbeat electronic music) 483 00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:10,306 (Reverend) I will sing of mercy and judgment. 484 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,892 Unto thee, o Lord, will I sing. 485 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:16,187 I will behave myself wisely in a perfect way. 486 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,273 I will walk within my house with a perfect heart 487 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,858 and I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes. 488 00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:25,613 Not even the stupid douchebag who's luring me into her rotten spell. 489 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,949 The snatch can't fool me, Lord. 490 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:30,952 I'm not like the others. I know her cowardly game. 491 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:35,164 A fear of men so great, she can only feel strength behind her facade. 492 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:39,419 "Who so slandereth his neighbour, will I cut off." 493 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:44,382 I'll cut off, alright. 494 00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:48,469 I'll cut off... her little tits. 495 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:57,812 (Gentle electronic music) 496 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:54,744 Why didn't you come to me, Phil? I would have loaned you the money. 497 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:58,664 - Hell, I would have given you the money. - Goddamn pride. 498 00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:01,584 What about jail? No pride in there. 499 00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:05,797 Who thinks? Cooper offered me a fortune for the patterns. 500 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,216 I lost control! 501 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:12,553 Please, Lou. I'll work for nothing. 502 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,890 Anything you want. 503 00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:18,935 What this would do to Sarah and my boy... 504 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,898 - (Phone rings in the background) - I'll have to think about it, Phil. 505 00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:42,250 I had to have someone around here to talk to about this whole damn thing. 506 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,753 The man's been with me 18 years. I trusted him. 507 00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:51,384 He was so moved that I did that he broke down and confessed. 508 00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:54,137 That's gratitude for you. 509 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,806 I didn't know my trust meant that much. 510 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,767 What do I do now? 511 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:07,442 - Give him another chance. - The man is a criminal. 512 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,652 Come on. You heard his motive. 513 00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:12,405 The guy's only human. He knows he was wrong. 514 00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:16,576 God knows we've all made mistakes. Why ruin his life over one mistake? 515 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:19,829 - What about the law? - Screw the law. 516 00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:22,457 What good is he in jail? 517 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,168 Beside, he'll work twice as hard for you here. 518 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,588 And you can feel like the king of hearts. 519 00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:32,550 I don't know what's right or wrong anymore. 520 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:37,346 - Did you really believe it was her? - So I'm a lousy guesser. 521 00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,348 What did you get on her? 522 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:43,644 Not much. She stayed home all night. 523 00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:46,189 (Knocking) 524 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:50,234 - Is that you, Joe? - (Man) Are you free? 525 00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:55,448 No, but I'm one hell of a bargain. 526 00:42:55,531 --> 00:43:00,119 I meant, are you available. You know... for action. 527 00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:05,500 Action? Soldier, for 50 bucks, you can name your own battlefield. 528 00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:19,347 I'm sorry! I'm not too good at this. It's my first time. 529 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:22,642 Oh? Are you that desperate or that horny? 530 00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:26,896 - I'm married. - Oh, that desperate and that horny. 531 00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:32,109 Go slow! I'm just... a boy scout. 532 00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:37,782 (Laughs) Well, baby, you are about to become an explorer. 533 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:44,080 Oh, hot body! 534 00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:49,669 - Are you an athlete? - Yeah. 535 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:53,965 Played varsity football, high school. 536 00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:59,011 - Quarterback. - Mm. 537 00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:03,015 Well, Quarterback, you can have the ride of your life, 538 00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:04,850 if you trust me at the wheel. 539 00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:06,352 (Upbeat music) 540 00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:08,271 Sit down. 541 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:14,735 How, er, good a driver are you? 542 00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:18,573 Who said anything about driving? Driving's what you do with your wife. 543 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,992 Here, we fly. 544 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,910 Sound good, lover? 545 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:25,454 Bet you and your wife haven't done much flying, right? 546 00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:28,874 Shit, me and my wife haven't been doing much driving lately. 547 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:32,420 - (Knocking) - (Man) I'm ready for take-off. 548 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:35,673 You're on standby, babe. I got a full load. 549 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:38,759 OK, but next week it's first class. 550 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:45,266 Who are you? 551 00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:50,938 It's not a prom date, sweetie. I'm a hooker, you're a trick. 552 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:53,232 Why ruin a perfect relationship? 553 00:44:57,903 --> 00:45:00,448 Here, have a Quaalude. 554 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:04,952 To float. You'll love it, I promise. Flyer never lies. 555 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:20,259 (Laughs) 556 00:45:20,343 --> 00:45:22,553 Fasten your seatbelt, honey, 557 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,764 and say hello to freedom. 558 00:45:29,935 --> 00:45:32,104 (Car horns beeping outside) 559 00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:37,693 (Sirens outside) 560 00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:43,366 Good evening. Welcome to China Blue Airlines flight 69, 561 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:45,451 non-stop service to paradise. 562 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:51,707 We'll be taking off shortly. I'll be unbuckling your belt 563 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:55,252 and seeing that big bird rise and rise, 564 00:45:55,336 --> 00:46:00,633 finally settling into the comfort only this wide body can provide. 565 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,804 We're here to serve you. 566 00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:10,101 Please remember that although we may run out of Panam coffee, 567 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:15,189 we'll never run out of TWA tea. 568 00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:31,414 (Music continues) 569 00:46:38,671 --> 00:46:41,549 (Slow-paced erotic music) 570 00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:28,966 (Fast-paced music) 571 00:50:45,417 --> 00:50:47,544 (Eerie music) 572 00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:50,047 (♪ "Onward Christian Soldiers") 573 00:50:57,429 --> 00:51:00,140 (Ecstatic cries) 574 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:13,320 (Bobby) Hey, Ivory soap. 575 00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:17,366 99 and 44/100% pure. Kind of funny, isn't it? 576 00:51:17,449 --> 00:51:19,618 (Eerie music) 577 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:30,379 - (Bobby) That guy... - (China Blue) Don't say it. 578 00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:32,464 (Bobby) You don't even know what I was going to say. 579 00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:34,174 (China Blue) Do you? 580 00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:37,302 - (Bobby) Why are you in a hurry? - (China Blue) Me? 581 00:51:37,386 --> 00:51:39,763 You raced for that shower like it was the Indy 500. 582 00:51:39,847 --> 00:51:42,057 You couldn't wait to wash it off, could you? 583 00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:43,976 - (Bobby) Now wait a minute... - (China Blue) No problem. 584 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:47,438 Hey, I know the boy scout oath. "Cleanliness is next to godliness." 585 00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:49,148 (Bobby) How the hell would you know? 586 00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:50,733 You haven't been next to one in years. 587 00:51:50,816 --> 00:51:52,693 (China Blue) What I do in this room might not win me a Purple Heart 588 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,987 but it sure as shit beats the PTA meeting. 589 00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:58,323 Why are we acting like this? 590 00:51:58,407 --> 00:52:01,201 I thought fucking was supposed to bring people closer together, 591 00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:05,414 - not drive them apart. - Is that what it did for your marriage? 592 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:11,086 What we did tonight... 593 00:52:12,421 --> 00:52:16,675 You felt it too, didn't you? You weren't just acting. 594 00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:19,261 You felt what I did. 595 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:22,639 Tell me, please. I have to know. 596 00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:27,811 Would you, um...? 597 00:52:29,438 --> 00:52:31,607 Would you maybe like to see me again? 598 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:35,569 Yes. 599 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,948 But I can't. 600 00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:45,162 Well, you know there are three things 601 00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:47,331 you have to know to be able to make it as 50 buck hooker. 602 00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:50,501 You have to act, fuck and know how to count to 50. 603 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:52,669 You're lucky, you've seen all three. 604 00:52:52,753 --> 00:52:56,423 Close the door on your way out. There are a lot of creeps around here. 605 00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:58,300 (Eerie music) 606 00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:05,724 (Music grows louder) 607 00:53:08,143 --> 00:53:09,978 (Music stops) 608 00:53:21,698 --> 00:53:23,700 Ready when you are, CB. 609 00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:29,414 Not tonight, OK. 610 00:53:29,498 --> 00:53:31,834 Freedom requires treatment. 611 00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:34,670 Just leave me alone. 612 00:53:34,753 --> 00:53:36,755 I would if I thought you wanted me to. 613 00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:38,423 Get out. 614 00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:40,342 Women, you mystify me. 615 00:53:40,425 --> 00:53:44,680 The extremes you go to for a little validation, but you still go home alone. 616 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:49,810 What's your mystery, Reverend? 617 00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:51,979 Authority never reveals itself. 618 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:54,064 Huh, why? 619 00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:59,153 Are you afraid I'll stop believing, or afraid you will? 620 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,823 Those are the rules. My 50, my game, my rules. 621 00:54:06,702 --> 00:54:08,579 Game's over, fraud. 622 00:54:09,538 --> 00:54:11,623 The game's never over. 623 00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:13,834 That's what you're here for, isn't it? 624 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:17,546 - I don't feel like playing games. - I think you do. 625 00:54:17,629 --> 00:54:19,798 Consider the alternative. 626 00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:25,637 You want a game? Go sit down! 627 00:54:27,014 --> 00:54:30,851 ♪ Onward, Christian soldiers! 628 00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:34,104 ♪ Marching as to war 629 00:54:34,188 --> 00:54:36,565 ♪ With the cross of Jesus... ♪ 630 00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:38,275 Stop it! 631 00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:41,403 ♪ Going on before ♪ 632 00:54:41,486 --> 00:54:44,239 (Laughs) Come on, stud! 633 00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:46,408 Give it to me. It's all a game. 634 00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:48,952 Fly! Do what you want! You want freedom? 635 00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:51,038 You need to manipulate women to feel like a man? 636 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:52,748 Do it! That's what we're here for. 637 00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:54,833 Like you manipulate men to feel like a woman? 638 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:56,919 - Let go, damn you. - Why, it's only a game. 639 00:54:57,002 --> 00:54:58,837 - Let go, I said. - It hurts, doesn't it? 640 00:54:58,921 --> 00:55:00,964 - Let go, you fuck! - Tell me it hurts. 641 00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:02,507 Yes, it hurts! 642 00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:05,010 You see, you can feel. 643 00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:07,471 (Cries) 644 00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,809 (Sobbing) 645 00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:19,566 I'm sorry... 646 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:21,652 (Laughs) 647 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:31,203 How was it, huh? Not bad? 648 00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:34,081 PhD in emotionalism, huh? 649 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:37,793 I have accepted reality. I'm cured. 650 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:39,711 Free at last! 651 00:55:39,795 --> 00:55:41,171 Shit! 652 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:44,049 You self-righteous son of a bitch! 653 00:55:44,132 --> 00:55:46,593 I can play your goddamn game as well as you can 654 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:49,471 and I don't use religion to pump myself up. 655 00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:53,267 If you're a minister, I'm Snow White. 656 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:57,104 Yes, but, what fun it is playing the part. 657 00:55:57,187 --> 00:56:00,357 - Would you leave now, please? - That was quite a performance. 658 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,526 There's no limit to my talents. 659 00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:05,112 You're the head of your class, or is it the... 660 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:08,532 - ...class of your head? - Oh, a man of words. 661 00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:11,868 He makes up in diction what he lacks in dick. 662 00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:15,789 Lesson for today. 663 00:56:15,872 --> 00:56:18,500 I've written you a poem. Would you like to hear it? 664 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:20,669 Behold this wicked woman 665 00:56:20,752 --> 00:56:25,090 She falls, she mends, she crawls, she bends 666 00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:28,260 She sucks it, fucks it, picks it up and licks it 667 00:56:28,343 --> 00:56:31,305 You can whip her, beat her, maul her, mistreat her 668 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:34,057 Anything you want as long as you don't touch her 669 00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:37,561 Get out of here. Take your goddamn truth and get out of here! 670 00:56:37,644 --> 00:56:39,646 Show her affection, she turns to stone. 671 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,606 You haven't had your 50 dollars worth yet! 672 00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:44,443 - Come back her, listen to me! - Get away from me! 673 00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:49,114 - Urgh! You...! - Do you know what you are? 674 00:56:49,197 --> 00:56:53,869 A cheap painted slut who makes a fortune selling illusions. 675 00:56:53,952 --> 00:56:55,746 Ah! 676 00:56:56,538 --> 00:56:58,665 One of your regulars, my dear? 677 00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,625 Rather eager tonight, isn't he? 678 00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:09,718 I guess I taught that guy a lesson. 679 00:57:09,801 --> 00:57:13,680 That was no guy. That was my saviour. 680 00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:18,268 I've never been fought over before. Only been fought. 681 00:57:18,352 --> 00:57:21,772 Yeah, well, it's tough work. You can't please everyone. 682 00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:25,525 Oh, I didn't mean this work. In this work, I can please everyone. 683 00:57:25,609 --> 00:57:28,987 Come on. What are you still doing hanging around here anyway? 684 00:57:29,071 --> 00:57:31,865 It's OK. I'm not helpless. 685 00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:34,618 (Gentle electronic music) 686 00:57:34,701 --> 00:57:37,329 I guess I could use some help. 687 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:45,504 Thanks for the help just then. Or the attempt anyway. 688 00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:47,756 Yeah, we're not all out to get you. 689 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,094 Now go on home to your wife. 690 00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:58,809 I wish I could tell her, 691 00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:01,436 the way you made me feel. 692 00:58:02,437 --> 00:58:05,190 She'll say it's part of my imagination. 693 00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:11,905 It was. 694 00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:30,340 Can I have another pancake? 695 00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:32,426 No, you cannot have another pancake. 696 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:36,263 You had two already. Fat girls do not get married. 697 00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:41,184 Bobby, are you OK? 698 00:58:41,268 --> 00:58:44,020 What? Yeah, I'm fine. 699 00:58:45,981 --> 00:58:48,358 Did you do something to your hair? 700 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:54,823 Yeah, I cut it last week. Glad you noticed. 701 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,995 Excuse me. Here you go, Dad. 702 00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:04,624 When are you going to fix my garbage disposal? 703 00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,835 I'll have a look at it. It might need a plumber. 704 00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:08,378 You can fix it, Dad. 705 00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:11,423 Daddy, will you teach me how to plant a garden? 706 00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:14,050 Why me, Kiddo? Your mom'll teach you. 707 00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:16,219 Daddy doesn't know how to plant a garden. 708 00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:19,181 Amy, it's really not that hard. 709 00:59:21,433 --> 00:59:23,977 Honey, easy! You know I don't like maple syrup. 710 00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,395 Of course you like maple syrup. 711 00:59:25,479 --> 00:59:28,106 When have you known me to like maple syrup? 712 00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:30,233 I don't want to argue with you. 713 00:59:30,317 --> 00:59:32,360 I'm not arguing. 714 00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:34,571 Dad, what's strontium-90. 715 00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:36,740 It's a term for a radioactive fallout. 716 00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:39,451 - He asked me, Amy. - I didn't think you'd know what it is. 717 00:59:39,534 --> 00:59:42,204 - Of course I know what it is. - What is it? 718 00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:45,373 It's a term for a radioactive fallout. 719 00:59:45,457 --> 00:59:48,293 Brilliant. Isn't your daddy brilliant? 720 00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:54,424 - What does the 90 mean? - Yeah, hon, what does the 90 mean? 721 00:59:54,508 --> 00:59:57,385 Tell us, Daddy, hm? You're the expert. 722 00:59:58,261 --> 01:00:01,264 It means... that er... 723 01:00:02,349 --> 01:00:06,686 ...that you have 90 days to get an antidote or you die. 724 01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:08,730 (Laughs) 725 01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:12,984 I think you'd better ask your teacher, Jimmy. 726 01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:15,153 I've got to get to work. 727 01:00:15,904 --> 01:00:18,532 Daddy left food on his plate. 728 01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:24,663 Daddy doesn't follow the rules. He only makes them. 729 01:00:27,874 --> 01:00:30,460 Goodbye. Give Daddy a kiss. 730 01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:35,549 - (Whispers) - (Laughs) 731 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:43,431 (Van engine starts) 732 01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:57,737 (Seductive music) 733 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:08,290 200 for a three-way. 734 01:01:08,373 --> 01:01:12,043 - You got a radio? - We've got whatever you want. 735 01:01:12,127 --> 01:01:14,004 Health insurance? 736 01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:27,726 (Piano music) 737 01:01:32,147 --> 01:01:34,399 Want to get to heaven early? 738 01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:37,736 (Eerie music) 739 01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:53,251 (Radio in the background) 740 01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:55,420 Maybe we should make him an offer at 14. 741 01:01:55,503 --> 01:01:58,673 He's got so much stock already, he might cooperate. 742 01:01:58,757 --> 01:02:01,009 We can't go lower than 18. It's an insult. 743 01:02:01,092 --> 01:02:04,804 I refuse to pay that opportunistic bastard more than he deserves. 744 01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:07,307 It's a matter of principle. 745 01:02:08,975 --> 01:02:12,687 (Sighs) I'm still worried about Fenley coming through, though. 746 01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:16,399 The man has absolutely no sense of morality. Don't you agree, dear? 747 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:18,443 Mm-hm. 748 01:02:21,321 --> 01:02:24,616 I'd like to finalise this before Laurie comes home for vacation. 749 01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:28,119 Hope she isn't bringing that boy she's seeing. You know, the Jew. 750 01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:30,038 Not that I'm a bigot or anything. 751 01:02:30,121 --> 01:02:32,374 You know the work I've done for crippled children. 752 01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:34,876 If he's Jewish, what are we gonna do with him? 753 01:02:34,959 --> 01:02:37,128 God knows we can't take him to the country club. 754 01:02:37,212 --> 01:02:40,256 Claudia, have you ever heard of a Jew who didn't play golf? 755 01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:42,717 (Rock music) 756 01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:11,371 (Sudden squeak) 757 01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:13,206 (Eerie music) 758 01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:16,000 (Loud squeak) 759 01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:30,181 (Gasps) 760 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:36,438 Arthur, don't stick your tongue in her ear. 761 01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:38,732 You have to be careful with these people. 762 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:41,901 You don't know what kind of germs they could be carrying. 763 01:03:41,985 --> 01:03:44,529 Stop this crate! 764 01:03:46,322 --> 01:03:49,743 Close the deal quick before your tongue drops off. 765 01:03:53,037 --> 01:03:55,165 (Seductive music) 766 01:04:00,211 --> 01:04:02,630 - The kids hate this salad. - Where are they? 767 01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:04,382 They're at my mom's. 768 01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:07,927 Guess who we just saw. Janey Durant. 769 01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:11,014 Remember, Amy? She beat you out for head cheerleader. 770 01:04:11,097 --> 01:04:14,434 - What a slut. - She's not a slut. 771 01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:16,311 She went to Ohio State. 772 01:04:16,394 --> 01:04:19,230 Every two years they let a slut into Ohio State. 773 01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:21,691 Her timing was good. 774 01:04:21,775 --> 01:04:25,653 I sat next to her in Biology. She was always dropping her frog. 775 01:04:25,737 --> 01:04:30,492 - What's she doing now? - She's a waitress at Seafood Heaven. 776 01:04:30,575 --> 01:04:33,369 - Didn't she marry Lenny Harris? - That nerd? 777 01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:35,789 He sat behind me in English and tied mirrors to his shoes 778 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,791 so he could look up my dress. 779 01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:40,126 Shit! What are you talking about? That was me! 780 01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:42,003 (Laughs) I knew it was some nerd. 781 01:04:43,171 --> 01:04:45,006 It's OK. I've got one. 782 01:04:45,089 --> 01:04:47,342 - Isn't it flat? - I like it flat. 783 01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:49,427 You never liked it flat when we were married. 784 01:04:49,511 --> 01:04:51,596 I never liked anything when we were married. 785 01:04:51,679 --> 01:04:54,474 OK, team. Get it while it's hot. 786 01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:57,519 - (Laughter) - He thinks he's still in high school. 787 01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:00,313 Alright! 788 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:03,274 You've got mustard all over! 789 01:05:04,526 --> 01:05:06,236 OK, everybody. Look at me and smile. 790 01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:09,155 One or the other. We can't do both. 791 01:05:11,783 --> 01:05:14,661 (♪ "It's a Lovely Life", Rick Wakeman) 792 01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:23,837 One more for posterity. 793 01:05:32,554 --> 01:05:34,556 Promise me you won't do the magic act. 794 01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:37,684 - What? You told me you liked it. - I lied. 795 01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:40,854 Donny... Donny! 796 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:44,691 I think it's time for the old HP. A little nostalgia for the gang. 797 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:47,193 You rat porker! 798 01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:51,614 - Does Amy know? - I thought I'd surprise her. 799 01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:56,578 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. We have a treat in store. 800 01:05:56,661 --> 01:05:58,454 That dumb magic act. 801 01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:00,123 It's no magic act. 802 01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:04,878 Live on our stage, direct from the wild jungles of Borneo... 803 01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:07,839 Ah, damn! It's the old ace pick. 804 01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:09,716 - (Laughs) - Skill and daring, 805 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,843 ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves, 806 01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:15,638 you're about to experience... the human penis. 807 01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:18,391 (Applause) 808 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:20,852 Bobby, don't. I mean it! 809 01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:27,358 (Hums theme to "2001: A Space Odyssey") 810 01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,132 (Laughter) 811 01:06:57,472 --> 01:06:59,974 (Music reaches crescendo) 812 01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:04,729 (Applause) 813 01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:08,733 Bravo, bravo! 814 01:07:22,538 --> 01:07:24,540 Did your mother teach you to wash your hands 815 01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:26,793 after you go to the bathroom? 816 01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:29,087 She taught me not to piss on my fingers. 817 01:07:32,632 --> 01:07:35,927 - Did it feel good to get even? - Did it feel good to lie? 818 01:07:37,512 --> 01:07:40,181 I thought you liked the magic act. 819 01:07:40,264 --> 01:07:43,142 I just didn't want to hurt your feelings. 820 01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:45,228 I guess you can't win. 821 01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:51,109 You can win by being honest with me instead of humouring me. 822 01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:54,654 What do we have if we can't be honest with each other? 823 01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:57,240 I don't know, Bobby. What do we have? 824 01:07:57,323 --> 01:07:59,242 I don't know, Amy. 825 01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:02,370 What else have you been humouring me about? 826 01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:03,746 Go to sleep. 827 01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:06,624 No, I want to know what else you've been sparing me from. 828 01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:09,877 I'm really not in the mood for this. 829 01:08:09,961 --> 01:08:12,839 Are you ever in the mood for anything? 830 01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:16,718 Don't turn away from me. I want to know what's bugging you. 831 01:08:16,801 --> 01:08:18,636 Is it the way I eat? 832 01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:22,724 Why did you pour all that maple syrup on my pancakes? 833 01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:25,435 It was a mistake, alright? 834 01:08:25,518 --> 01:08:27,895 - Was it? - What do you think? 835 01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:30,898 I'm trying to poison you with maple syrup? 836 01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:34,318 If you're unhappy about something, just tell me. 837 01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,404 Don't take it out on me. 838 01:08:38,156 --> 01:08:40,033 I'm really tired. 839 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:42,744 (Loud) No, damn it! Stop avoiding this. 840 01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:48,624 You've been acting like I have the plague or something. 841 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:51,586 I want to know what the hell is bothering you. 842 01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:55,715 Is it money again? 843 01:08:57,341 --> 01:08:59,427 Nuclear war? 844 01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:06,184 What about the way we make love, if you can remember back that far? 845 01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:09,937 All your ooh-ing and ah-ing. 846 01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:13,149 Is that so you just don't hurt my feelings? 847 01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:15,568 - Stop! - Come on, I want to know. Tell me. 848 01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:18,988 - Bobby, don't do this. - Tell me, damn it! 849 01:09:19,072 --> 01:09:22,116 Be honest for once. I can take it. 850 01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:25,995 Have you been getting off too? 851 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:30,208 - You've just been humouring me. - I really hate this kind of talk. 852 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:36,839 It's not the HP and it's not the magic act. 853 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:40,802 It's just us. 854 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,222 I want the truth. 855 01:09:59,987 --> 01:10:02,448 You wanted the truth. 856 01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:04,575 I'm sorry. 857 01:10:06,410 --> 01:10:08,246 You're sorry. 858 01:10:08,329 --> 01:10:11,249 (Crying) What do you want me to say? 859 01:10:20,591 --> 01:10:23,386 Why couldn't you just tell me this before? 860 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,349 All this time it hasn't been good for you. 861 01:10:30,184 --> 01:10:32,228 Why did you have to lie about it? 862 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,065 (Sighs) 863 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:43,030 I am your husband. Don't you think I would care about something like that? 864 01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:46,993 That I'd want to do something about it? 865 01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:52,290 Didn't you trust me enough to believe that? 866 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:00,214 (Sighs) 867 01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:10,641 I didn't say it wasn't good for me. 868 01:11:13,978 --> 01:11:18,274 I just don't need the same thing from it that you do. 869 01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:22,445 It's never been important to me. 870 01:11:24,405 --> 01:11:29,035 And you know I feel funny talking about it. 871 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:31,495 Do you feel better faking it? 872 01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:36,417 You were satisfied. 873 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,336 Satisfied?! 874 01:11:41,505 --> 01:11:44,967 What do you think I am? Some kind of machine? 875 01:11:45,051 --> 01:11:47,595 That I just need a hole to cum in? 876 01:11:49,722 --> 01:11:53,100 I mean, what do you think makes me cum? 877 01:11:53,184 --> 01:11:54,727 - Stop! - No. 878 01:11:54,810 --> 01:11:58,731 - What do you think makes me cum? - I don't care! 879 01:12:00,733 --> 01:12:06,906 I'll tell you. I thought it was being inside the woman that I love. 880 01:12:08,366 --> 01:12:12,536 And giving her as much pleasure as she was giving to me. 881 01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:17,124 You know, the two of us, together. 882 01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:32,640 Some kind of magician I turned out to be. 883 01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:38,145 So good, I conned myself. 884 01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:45,653 Maybe it's time we both stopped the conning. 885 01:12:47,613 --> 01:12:50,074 Started learning again. 886 01:12:53,286 --> 01:12:55,538 On our own. 887 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:01,335 (Knocking) 888 01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:06,716 I know you're pissed, but before you go crazy, just let me explain. 889 01:13:06,799 --> 01:13:09,885 You followed me! I don't fucking believe this. 890 01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:13,014 I just want to talk to you. I don't to make any trouble. I promise. 891 01:13:13,097 --> 01:13:16,392 - I have to go to work. - It won't take long. Please. 892 01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:19,895 Thank you. 893 01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:26,986 - Well? - It's a great apartment. 894 01:13:27,945 --> 01:13:30,323 What are you, a real estate agent? 895 01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:34,952 I saw these in a book once. 896 01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:39,915 They say that in the East, it's forbidden to have sex with someone 897 01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:43,085 who knows your secrets, or shortcomings. 898 01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:45,796 (Laughs) You'd never be horny there. 899 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,882 I'm never horny here. 900 01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:50,217 I guess not. 901 01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:52,178 Cut the crap. 902 01:13:53,012 --> 01:13:54,930 What do you want from me? 903 01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:57,433 What makes you think I want something? 904 01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:59,935 Everybody wants something. 905 01:14:00,019 --> 01:14:02,188 Why did you come here? 906 01:14:03,064 --> 01:14:05,232 I wanted to see you again. 907 01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:11,572 Look, if you think you're gonna get back in my panties forget it. 908 01:14:11,655 --> 01:14:14,241 There's one asshole in there already. 909 01:14:14,325 --> 01:14:16,494 Maybe I just want to know you. 910 01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:19,288 I mean, I've never met anyone like you. 911 01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:21,332 Who has? 912 01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:25,252 I just thought after last week maybe we could be friends. 913 01:14:25,336 --> 01:14:27,713 You really think we could be friends after last week? 914 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:31,050 Yeah, I can't think of a better way to start a friendship. 915 01:14:32,093 --> 01:14:34,095 We haven't met. I'm Bobby Grady. 916 01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:36,639 Joanna Crane, I saw it on the mailbox. 917 01:14:36,722 --> 01:14:40,184 What are you, about 30? Still call yourself Bobby? 918 01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:43,771 - I'll grow up when I'm ready. - Oh, I think you're ready. 919 01:14:44,688 --> 01:14:46,524 Are you alone? 920 01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:49,068 Aren't we all? 921 01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:53,239 You remind me of this hamster I had when I was a kid. 922 01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:55,866 - I remind you of a hamster? - Yep. 923 01:14:55,950 --> 01:14:59,161 He ran away whenever you tried to touch him. 924 01:14:59,245 --> 01:15:01,747 So I wanted to show him there's nothing to be afraid of. 925 01:15:01,831 --> 01:15:04,375 So one day, I just picked him real fast and I held him. 926 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:08,754 - And he turned tender and loving? - No, he shit in my hand. 927 01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:12,049 (Laughs) 928 01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:15,469 Well, I'd better get going 'cause you're gonna be late for work. 929 01:15:15,553 --> 01:15:19,306 It's OK. I'm used to breaking rules. I'm a criminal at heart. 930 01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:21,642 You meant you had one. 931 01:15:22,726 --> 01:15:27,773 Thanks a lot, and I'm sorry for busting in on you like this. 932 01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:30,651 I really appreciate you listening and I won't bother you again. 933 01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:32,528 - (Phone rings) - Oh, Bobby, if you, um... 934 01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:37,491 - If you ever really need me... - (Phone rings) 935 01:15:37,575 --> 01:15:39,952 - ...to talk or whatever, I'm here. - I know. 936 01:15:40,035 --> 01:15:43,164 - (Door slams) - Joanna Crane. 937 01:15:44,331 --> 01:15:46,417 - Hello? - (Phone rings off) 938 01:15:52,923 --> 01:15:55,342 Hey, cowboy. 939 01:15:55,426 --> 01:15:57,511 - Hi. - Hi. 940 01:15:58,637 --> 01:16:01,515 Dad, Mom said you've moved out. 941 01:16:03,934 --> 01:16:08,355 Well, your mom and I, we have to be on our own for a while. 942 01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:13,194 I swear, that doesn't mean we've stopped caring about you and Lisa. 943 01:16:13,277 --> 01:16:19,617 Dad, if Mom gets married again, I don't have to call the other guy Dad, do I? 944 01:16:22,119 --> 01:16:27,500 Oh, Jimmy. No matter what happens, I'm always gonna be your dad. 945 01:16:30,461 --> 01:16:32,922 Why do you have to go? 946 01:16:33,964 --> 01:16:36,634 Promise you won't be any trouble to your mother. 947 01:16:36,717 --> 01:16:39,303 - You watch out for your sister. - (Child) Jimmy, come on! 948 01:16:39,386 --> 01:16:42,306 - I will, don't worry. - I'm not worried. 949 01:16:45,893 --> 01:16:48,020 (Whistling) 950 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:57,530 (Slow-paced upbeat music) 951 01:17:11,877 --> 01:17:13,837 (Eerie music) 952 01:17:15,506 --> 01:17:18,634 (Lift in motion) 953 01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:24,306 (Eerie music continues) 954 01:17:31,438 --> 01:17:33,857 (Vibrating) 955 01:17:40,030 --> 01:17:41,699 Hello, Joanna. 956 01:17:44,243 --> 01:17:47,413 What are you doing here? You have no right to be here. 957 01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:49,582 I had to. 958 01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:52,376 For both of us. 959 01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:54,086 Get away from me. 960 01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:56,505 I don't even want to know you. 961 01:17:56,589 --> 01:17:58,632 No more deceptions, Joanna. 962 01:17:58,716 --> 01:18:02,052 I know who you are. We're the same, don't you see? 963 01:18:02,136 --> 01:18:04,430 The same rage, the same fear. 964 01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:06,974 We hurt the same, we escape the same. 965 01:18:07,057 --> 01:18:11,687 But we don't have to any more. We have a chance. Both of us, together. 966 01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:16,400 - No more disguises. - I don't need you! 967 01:18:16,483 --> 01:18:18,485 I'm crying out to you, for God's sake. 968 01:18:18,569 --> 01:18:21,155 - (Thud) - Is everything a negotiation here too? 969 01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:24,742 - Stop it. Just shut up! - Listen to me. Help me. 970 01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:27,119 I'm tired of standing at street corners. 971 01:18:27,202 --> 01:18:31,081 I want to love and care and need, just like you do. 972 01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:34,043 We can help each other. We don't have to grow old... 973 01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:37,963 - (Gasps) - It's alright. Joanna? 974 01:18:39,632 --> 01:18:42,176 Run away. Turn on me. 975 01:18:44,219 --> 01:18:46,597 I was only trying to save you. 976 01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:50,934 Well... the game's not over. 977 01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:55,022 The messenger of God will return. 978 01:18:55,939 --> 01:19:00,361 And this time... he'll bring the final word. 979 01:19:02,696 --> 01:19:05,366 (Eerie music continues) 980 01:19:20,839 --> 01:19:23,425 (Slow-paced upbeat music) 981 01:19:27,262 --> 01:19:29,598 - (Groans) - (Thud) 982 01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:35,270 (Dramatic electronic music) 983 01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:12,391 (Slow-paced erotic music) 984 01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:20,190 (Dramatic music) 985 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:06,236 (Groans) 986 01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:13,786 (Groans grow louder) 987 01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:33,138 (Loud groans) 988 01:21:42,105 --> 01:21:44,274 (Music continues) 989 01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:52,449 (Anguished groans) 990 01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:08,841 (Music fades) 991 01:22:13,554 --> 01:22:15,472 (Unlocking) 992 01:22:21,395 --> 01:22:27,693 There's Ivory soap in the shower. It's... 99 and 44/100% pure. 993 01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:29,319 - Isn't that funny? - (Spits) 994 01:22:29,403 --> 01:22:31,989 - (Water splashing) - (Gasping) 995 01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:50,549 (Slow-paced upbeat music) 996 01:22:52,509 --> 01:22:54,761 (Gasps) 997 01:23:30,756 --> 01:23:34,343 (Discordant music) 998 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:50,359 (Car horn beeps) 999 01:23:54,154 --> 01:23:55,155 Yeah? 1000 01:23:55,238 --> 01:23:58,867 I don't know how to do this sort of thing. I've been driving around for an hour. 1001 01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:00,035 Drive on, lady. 1002 01:24:00,118 --> 01:24:02,120 Please, it's not for me, it's for my husband. 1003 01:24:02,204 --> 01:24:03,872 Just the two of you. 1004 01:24:03,956 --> 01:24:06,291 I want to buy you for an hour, if that's what you call it. 1005 01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:10,379 - Is this some kind of freak trick? - Nothing like that, I swear. 1006 01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:13,799 You know what it'll cost? I'm the hottest piece of life on this street. 1007 01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:16,927 It'll cost you 100 bucks. Have you got 100 bucks?! 1008 01:24:19,972 --> 01:24:23,058 I'll drive you there and bring you back. Ten minutes on the expressway. 1009 01:24:23,141 --> 01:24:25,686 I just need someone to be with him. 1010 01:24:29,690 --> 01:24:31,650 My husband is dying. 1011 01:24:33,652 --> 01:24:35,696 Maybe another three months. 1012 01:24:38,115 --> 01:24:42,327 He's still functioning. In fact, you'd hardly know he was sick. 1013 01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:45,831 We've been married for 28 years. 1014 01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:49,793 But since I found out, I haven't been able to go near him. 1015 01:24:49,876 --> 01:24:54,131 He needs me so badly. I just can't do it. 1016 01:24:56,717 --> 01:24:59,136 I want you to make him feel like a man again. 1017 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,446 His name is Ben. 1018 01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:22,492 (Knocks) 1019 01:25:28,331 --> 01:25:31,501 My wife takes her guilt very seriously. 1020 01:25:31,585 --> 01:25:34,838 - I'm sure she told you I'm sick. - Yes. 1021 01:25:37,257 --> 01:25:40,052 I didn't want her to do this. 1022 01:25:41,678 --> 01:25:44,639 I haven't been with another woman in 28 years. 1023 01:25:47,225 --> 01:25:49,352 But she insisted. 1024 01:25:50,604 --> 01:25:53,815 Yes, ma'am. She insisted. 1025 01:26:02,824 --> 01:26:05,535 Charity really does begin at home. 1026 01:26:06,661 --> 01:26:08,580 My God, you're lovely. 1027 01:26:09,706 --> 01:26:11,917 What's your name? 1028 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,627 China Blue. 1029 01:26:13,710 --> 01:26:16,338 I see. Image and all, eh? 1030 01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:20,383 Well... China Blue. 1031 01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:24,763 My body's not in the greatest shape, as you know. 1032 01:26:25,305 --> 01:26:28,141 I'll try and not make it too painful for you. 1033 01:26:28,225 --> 01:26:31,061 No, don't say that. 1034 01:26:31,937 --> 01:26:33,939 I want to make it good for you. 1035 01:26:37,567 --> 01:26:40,570 (Seductive music) 1036 01:26:47,828 --> 01:26:49,871 (Seductive) Oh, I want you so. 1037 01:26:50,956 --> 01:26:52,958 You're my master, my king. 1038 01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:57,337 Please let me have it. I wanna feel that big strong man inside me. 1039 01:26:57,420 --> 01:27:00,257 - Please, I want you so bad. - Don't. 1040 01:27:01,967 --> 01:27:03,677 Alright. 1041 01:27:05,178 --> 01:27:08,765 Well, your wife got you the best. I'm the best there is. 1042 01:27:08,849 --> 01:27:11,726 I'm gonna give you the hottest night of your life. 1043 01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:16,106 Do you think you can raise the dead? 1044 01:27:21,903 --> 01:27:24,156 - (Cries) - Oh no, Ben, don't. 1045 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:26,408 - Don't be afraid. - (Sobbing) 1046 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:28,869 It was only a game. 1047 01:27:29,953 --> 01:27:34,916 I'm sorry... I'm so sorry you have to see me like this. 1048 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,043 Don't be sorry. 1049 01:27:37,127 --> 01:27:39,796 You have a lot more courage than I have. 1050 01:27:40,547 --> 01:27:43,341 At least you've stopped pretending. 1051 01:27:46,553 --> 01:27:49,514 Well, so long, China Blue. 1052 01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:55,896 Joanna. 1053 01:27:56,897 --> 01:27:58,982 Joanna. 1054 01:28:06,072 --> 01:28:08,450 (Soft upbeat music) 1055 01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:27,385 (Knocking) 1056 01:28:28,678 --> 01:28:31,097 (Knocking) 1057 01:28:32,224 --> 01:28:34,309 - Yeah? - (Man) It's Bobby. 1058 01:28:36,937 --> 01:28:39,940 Look, I'm sorry. I know it's late. 1059 01:28:40,023 --> 01:28:43,652 Remember when you said, "If you need me, I'm here." 1060 01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:46,279 Well, I need you. 1061 01:28:48,198 --> 01:28:50,242 Come on in. 1062 01:28:53,286 --> 01:28:55,747 God, I don't believe that you're still working. 1063 01:28:55,830 --> 01:28:57,832 When do you sleep? 1064 01:28:57,916 --> 01:28:59,501 Valentine's Day. 1065 01:29:00,794 --> 01:29:03,338 - Is it your wife? - Is it my wife? 1066 01:29:06,591 --> 01:29:09,010 The first time Amy and I made love, 1067 01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:13,390 she asked me if I still respected her. 1068 01:29:14,099 --> 01:29:16,685 Hell, I thought that's the reason we did it. 1069 01:29:17,852 --> 01:29:19,854 Well, it's all over. 1070 01:29:21,481 --> 01:29:24,109 Go and sit down. Do you want some coffee? 1071 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:28,822 No, I could use a shot of morphine, if you've got it! 1072 01:29:30,532 --> 01:29:33,243 I'd love to kill the last 12 years. 1073 01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:36,288 You'll survive. 1074 01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:38,832 I'm a goddamn fool. 1075 01:29:38,915 --> 01:29:41,042 Why did I believe so hard? 1076 01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:44,337 Now what do I have to believe in? 1077 01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:48,466 Bobby, come on. It really is late and I have a lot that I have to do. 1078 01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:51,511 Don't judge me, Grady, huh? 1079 01:29:51,594 --> 01:29:54,264 - We both live our fantasies. - (Shouts) Only mine's over! 1080 01:29:54,347 --> 01:29:56,433 And you're just still hanging around. 1081 01:29:58,935 --> 01:30:00,520 Come on. 1082 01:30:00,603 --> 01:30:02,689 What the hell is the point, Joanna? 1083 01:30:02,772 --> 01:30:05,608 You work so hard at getting these people who want you 1084 01:30:05,692 --> 01:30:08,403 when it's not even you that they want! 1085 01:30:08,486 --> 01:30:10,113 Well, I do! 1086 01:30:11,281 --> 01:30:13,992 You're the one that said, "When are you gonna grow up?" 1087 01:30:14,075 --> 01:30:16,911 Well, I think it's about time that we both did. 1088 01:30:16,995 --> 01:30:19,456 It's so hard, Bobby. 1089 01:30:19,539 --> 01:30:23,960 No man's ever given me that kind of faith before, that kind of respect. 1090 01:30:24,961 --> 01:30:27,464 But that hotel is the safest place in the world. 1091 01:30:27,547 --> 01:30:30,633 I can do anything there, I can be anything I can dream of 1092 01:30:30,717 --> 01:30:32,761 because it's not me. 1093 01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:34,429 Don't you see? 1094 01:30:36,097 --> 01:30:39,768 - I'd only end up disappointing you. - I can chance it. 1095 01:30:39,851 --> 01:30:42,062 I'm tough. 1096 01:30:42,145 --> 01:30:44,189 - I'm not. - Wait a second. 1097 01:30:44,856 --> 01:30:46,900 Just remember one thing. 1098 01:30:47,942 --> 01:30:50,111 We're friends. 1099 01:30:50,195 --> 01:30:53,448 What we did in that hotel room we can do here. 1100 01:30:53,531 --> 01:30:58,078 We're the same people. We've done as much as two people can. 1101 01:30:58,161 --> 01:31:00,830 Only now it'll be for each other instead of to each other. 1102 01:31:00,914 --> 01:31:03,625 And you can't buy any higher than that. 1103 01:31:09,589 --> 01:31:12,342 (Gentle music) 1104 01:32:28,334 --> 01:32:31,921 O God, to whom vengeance belongs. 1105 01:32:33,173 --> 01:32:36,009 How long shall the wicked triumph? 1106 01:32:37,385 --> 01:32:41,347 How long shall the utterance speak hard things? 1107 01:32:42,432 --> 01:32:44,893 How long shall they turn 50 buck tricks 1108 01:32:44,976 --> 01:32:48,771 and strut their evil bodies in smelly silk underwear? 1109 01:32:50,356 --> 01:32:53,401 Tear off that dress and she's as helpless as I am. 1110 01:32:54,986 --> 01:32:56,905 China Blue, 1111 01:32:57,822 --> 01:32:59,741 alias Joanna Crane. 1112 01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:02,535 Alias Peter Shayne. 1113 01:33:03,661 --> 01:33:07,081 They'll all be saved. 1114 01:33:08,374 --> 01:33:11,044 (Eerie music) 1115 01:33:34,192 --> 01:33:36,277 I have to talk to you. 1116 01:33:36,361 --> 01:33:38,530 What is it? Is it the kids? What's wrong? 1117 01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:40,281 Nothing's wrong. 1118 01:33:42,075 --> 01:33:44,035 I wanna talk to you. 1119 01:33:45,495 --> 01:33:46,788 About what? 1120 01:33:53,294 --> 01:33:56,381 Didn't you used to have a funny painting on that wall? 1121 01:33:56,464 --> 01:33:58,800 Yeah. I took it down two years ago. 1122 01:33:58,883 --> 01:34:00,802 Now what's up? 1123 01:34:06,933 --> 01:34:09,519 I've been doing a lot of thinking, 1124 01:34:11,896 --> 01:34:14,232 and I think I made a mistake. 1125 01:34:16,150 --> 01:34:19,404 I'd like us to give it another try. 1126 01:34:21,155 --> 01:34:23,324 Women! I give up. 1127 01:34:26,327 --> 01:34:28,913 What do you mean, "women"? 1128 01:34:28,997 --> 01:34:30,456 Who else? 1129 01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:34,669 Amy, why? 1130 01:34:36,045 --> 01:34:39,549 You love me so much you can't stand being apart, 1131 01:34:39,632 --> 01:34:42,510 or you're having trouble getting a plumber? 1132 01:34:44,595 --> 01:34:46,848 It's hard being alone, Bobby. 1133 01:34:48,558 --> 01:34:50,685 Me in that big bed. 1134 01:34:51,894 --> 01:34:55,481 Last night I thought I heard somebody trying to break in. 1135 01:34:56,524 --> 01:34:59,068 I'll rig up another alarm system. 1136 01:35:01,112 --> 01:35:03,489 I don't want another alarm system. 1137 01:35:04,490 --> 01:35:07,493 I don't want that damn hot tub. Really... 1138 01:35:09,912 --> 01:35:12,707 ...all I want is my husband. 1139 01:35:15,877 --> 01:35:20,089 And the kids really need a mother and a father. 1140 01:35:21,007 --> 01:35:22,425 For what? 1141 01:35:24,802 --> 01:35:26,971 To watch them murder each other... 1142 01:35:28,222 --> 01:35:30,683 ...and teach them about... hate? 1143 01:35:32,643 --> 01:35:35,021 How about teaching them responsibility? 1144 01:35:36,272 --> 01:35:38,483 What about letting them learn it for themselves? 1145 01:35:40,651 --> 01:35:42,737 You only learn if you're taught. 1146 01:35:43,946 --> 01:35:47,408 Oh yeah? Well, we were taught everything, 1147 01:35:47,492 --> 01:35:49,952 and we didn't learn shit! 1148 01:35:50,036 --> 01:35:53,414 I happen to think there are some values left to believe in. 1149 01:35:53,498 --> 01:35:56,084 (Laughs sarcastically) That's great, Amy! 1150 01:35:56,167 --> 01:35:59,921 Just keep believing. I can't anymore. 1151 01:36:00,004 --> 01:36:03,049 What was so wrong with the way we lived? 1152 01:36:03,132 --> 01:36:06,719 Do you know what scared me the most during our whole marriage? 1153 01:36:06,803 --> 01:36:08,846 Do you? 1154 01:36:08,930 --> 01:36:11,349 It's not the mortgage. 1155 01:36:11,432 --> 01:36:14,018 It's not this shop. 1156 01:36:14,102 --> 01:36:16,771 It was just admitting I was scared 1157 01:36:18,231 --> 01:36:20,900 and letting you and the kids down. 1158 01:36:23,528 --> 01:36:25,613 You've met somebody, haven't you? 1159 01:36:28,324 --> 01:36:32,078 Of course you have. I can smell her all over you. 1160 01:36:33,579 --> 01:36:35,665 I am so dumb! 1161 01:36:38,084 --> 01:36:40,253 Who is she? 1162 01:36:40,336 --> 01:36:43,005 One of those swinging singles? 1163 01:36:43,089 --> 01:36:45,258 Boobs out to here. 1164 01:36:45,341 --> 01:36:47,468 The morals of a bitch in heat? 1165 01:36:47,552 --> 01:36:49,971 It may come as a shock to you, 1166 01:36:51,097 --> 01:36:55,101 but sex is one hell of a way to show what you feel. 1167 01:36:56,477 --> 01:36:59,230 It's no crime to enjoy it, Amy. 1168 01:37:00,314 --> 01:37:02,191 It's only a crime... 1169 01:37:03,443 --> 01:37:05,069 ...when you lie about it. 1170 01:37:05,153 --> 01:37:08,823 Well, I think you'd better just get yourself out of that bed of roses 1171 01:37:08,906 --> 01:37:13,327 and remember the responsibility you have to your wife and your children. 1172 01:37:15,413 --> 01:37:18,374 You have to make a very tough decision. 1173 01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:24,630 I suggest you think very hard about the things in your life that really count. 1174 01:37:33,973 --> 01:37:37,602 I understand, Bobby. It's your family. If you can't stay, you can't stay. 1175 01:37:37,685 --> 01:37:41,647 I'm going to dinner, that's all. It doesn't mean I'm not gonna be back. 1176 01:37:41,731 --> 01:37:44,775 No matter what Amy says, I can't go back to that life. 1177 01:37:44,859 --> 01:37:46,903 Maybe you'd better not come back here either. 1178 01:37:46,986 --> 01:37:48,654 What's that supposed to mean? 1179 01:37:48,738 --> 01:37:52,658 Maybe in a month or so, you'll start feeling guilty about leaving the kids. 1180 01:37:52,742 --> 01:37:55,661 Maybe I'll start feeling crowded and trapped. 1181 01:37:55,745 --> 01:37:59,499 Maybe you'll start resenting my past, the time I put in on my work. 1182 01:37:59,582 --> 01:38:04,086 You'll want a good meal, I can't cook. Why don't you just go, goddamn it?! 1183 01:38:05,338 --> 01:38:08,382 You don't know what it took, Bobby. 1184 01:38:08,466 --> 01:38:11,886 How long I wanted and hoped for somebody to care for. 1185 01:38:11,969 --> 01:38:14,597 - To let somebody care for me. - I'll be back. 1186 01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:17,892 Oh yeah, you say that. I know that. But you're just so fucking honourable. 1187 01:38:20,144 --> 01:38:23,105 Sheila told me a good one the other day. 1188 01:38:23,189 --> 01:38:28,611 She says, er, the secretary says to the boss, 1189 01:38:28,694 --> 01:38:31,614 "So, could I use your dictaphone?" 1190 01:38:31,697 --> 01:38:36,869 And he says, "No. Use your finger, like everybody else." 1191 01:38:40,456 --> 01:38:42,291 (Laughs) 1192 01:38:43,751 --> 01:38:46,045 (Kids talking in the background) 1193 01:38:46,128 --> 01:38:48,881 I made a new recipe tonight... 1194 01:38:50,091 --> 01:38:54,011 It has all your favourite vegetables in it. It looks pretty good. 1195 01:39:02,103 --> 01:39:05,273 Oh, you know, listen, don't er... 1196 01:39:05,356 --> 01:39:08,818 Don't forget it's Parents' Night at Lisa's school next week. 1197 01:39:13,656 --> 01:39:16,409 Well, I was gonna save this until later, but... 1198 01:39:17,535 --> 01:39:19,245 Here. 1199 01:39:19,328 --> 01:39:22,498 Why don't you go on, open it? 1200 01:39:30,256 --> 01:39:32,717 (Soft music) 1201 01:39:37,638 --> 01:39:39,640 I found it in the garage. 1202 01:39:40,349 --> 01:39:43,102 I bet you forgot that was still around. 1203 01:39:44,020 --> 01:39:48,566 I washed it up and had to sew up a couple of places on it... 1204 01:39:52,153 --> 01:39:53,988 Put it on. 1205 01:40:00,077 --> 01:40:04,624 Oh, I used to get so turned on with you... in this. 1206 01:40:13,716 --> 01:40:16,093 (Music grows louder) 1207 01:40:38,949 --> 01:40:40,785 (Knocking) 1208 01:40:43,037 --> 01:40:44,622 Bobby? 1209 01:40:46,540 --> 01:40:47,833 Last rites. 1210 01:40:47,917 --> 01:40:50,169 - (Thud) - (Glass smashing) 1211 01:40:57,343 --> 01:41:00,888 Lovely apartment. What do you call it, Paradise Lost? 1212 01:41:02,223 --> 01:41:04,892 The Reverend's gonna save you tonight. 1213 01:41:04,975 --> 01:41:08,312 Who are you? You son of a bitch! 1214 01:41:08,396 --> 01:41:11,607 Don't fight me, child. I'm the messenger of God. I only want to heal you. 1215 01:41:11,691 --> 01:41:13,901 Heal thyself, pimp shit! 1216 01:41:14,694 --> 01:41:16,487 (Glass smashing) 1217 01:41:16,570 --> 01:41:19,990 You're opposing me, Joanna. You have to trust me. 1218 01:41:20,074 --> 01:41:24,578 One more game. The final one that will free you forever. 1219 01:41:24,662 --> 01:41:27,623 - (Sinister organ music) - Do I have your trust? 1220 01:41:27,707 --> 01:41:30,710 Because we can only play if I have your trust. 1221 01:41:30,793 --> 01:41:32,920 Do I have it? 1222 01:41:34,004 --> 01:41:36,632 You are out of your fucking... 1223 01:41:36,716 --> 01:41:40,428 Now listen to me. I want your trust and I'm gonna have it any way I can. 1224 01:41:40,511 --> 01:41:41,929 (Anguished cry) 1225 01:41:42,012 --> 01:41:44,724 Now, you will follow the Reverend's orders. 1226 01:41:44,807 --> 01:41:46,809 Is that clear? 1227 01:41:48,644 --> 01:41:51,272 - Good. - (Blows a kiss) 1228 01:41:51,897 --> 01:41:54,400 I believe you'll find this game unique. 1229 01:41:54,483 --> 01:41:58,529 It's one you've never played before and never will again, so make the most of it. 1230 01:41:58,612 --> 01:42:01,115 It's known as 'exorcising the demons'. 1231 01:42:01,907 --> 01:42:03,909 In my calling, it's the ultimate salvation. 1232 01:42:03,993 --> 01:42:06,454 And its ends are sacrosanct. 1233 01:42:07,413 --> 01:42:11,542 With my ecclesiastic gift, plus the grace of God, 1234 01:42:11,625 --> 01:42:14,837 and a little help from... Superman here, 1235 01:42:16,005 --> 01:42:20,176 I shall bestow upon you the supreme humanitarian blessing 1236 01:42:20,259 --> 01:42:22,511 and give you your freedom. 1237 01:42:22,595 --> 01:42:25,639 You, er, do want that, don't you? 1238 01:42:28,601 --> 01:42:30,519 I knew you would. 1239 01:42:33,731 --> 01:42:36,317 (Anguished) What's the game... Reverend? 1240 01:42:36,400 --> 01:42:39,987 Sudden death. Now smile. Smile, pig! 1241 01:42:40,070 --> 01:42:42,156 - Ah! - (Thud) 1242 01:42:42,239 --> 01:42:46,243 - Why are you doing this? - Why? 1243 01:42:46,327 --> 01:42:49,205 My mission has always been your salvation, 1244 01:42:49,288 --> 01:42:51,248 but you never trusted me. 1245 01:42:51,332 --> 01:42:54,960 You refused to see. But I saw. 1246 01:42:55,044 --> 01:42:57,463 I looked at you and I saw myself. 1247 01:42:57,546 --> 01:43:00,132 I saw the same escape, the same malignancy. 1248 01:43:00,216 --> 01:43:04,512 But I know the cure and I know how desperately you need it. 1249 01:43:04,595 --> 01:43:06,889 And only I can give it to you. 1250 01:43:06,972 --> 01:43:10,017 - I want to, Joanna. - Why? 1251 01:43:10,100 --> 01:43:13,062 Because it's my gift to you. 1252 01:43:13,145 --> 01:43:16,482 Freedom. The only thing I have left to give. 1253 01:43:16,565 --> 01:43:20,402 You refused it once but this time you have no choice. 1254 01:43:20,486 --> 01:43:24,448 Getting into the part, my love? I know I am. 1255 01:43:24,532 --> 01:43:27,743 - Go fuck yourself. - (Spits) 1256 01:43:27,827 --> 01:43:30,120 - "Go fuck yourself"? - (Chuckles) 1257 01:43:30,204 --> 01:43:33,624 Not a very nice thing to say to a man of the cloth. 1258 01:43:33,707 --> 01:43:38,087 (Shouts) Remember, scumbag, I'm here for your benefit. Got that?! 1259 01:43:38,170 --> 01:43:40,297 - (Frantic breathing) - (Kiss) 1260 01:43:46,470 --> 01:43:48,848 Healthy looking plants. 1261 01:43:48,931 --> 01:43:51,141 You must water them diligently. 1262 01:43:52,226 --> 01:43:54,645 I've always preferred plastic flowers myself. 1263 01:43:55,437 --> 01:43:58,315 I could never bear to watch the real ones die. 1264 01:43:58,399 --> 01:44:01,360 But that's the trouble with living things, I suppose. 1265 01:44:01,443 --> 01:44:03,529 Inevitably they die. 1266 01:44:04,280 --> 01:44:06,824 You've never seen anyone die, have you? 1267 01:44:06,907 --> 01:44:08,826 Certainly not up close. 1268 01:44:08,909 --> 01:44:11,370 - The swift final gasp and then... - (Clicks fingers) 1269 01:44:11,453 --> 01:44:14,248 ...absolute silence. 1270 01:44:14,331 --> 01:44:17,459 The stillness of the body as the flesh turns white. 1271 01:44:17,543 --> 01:44:21,547 You're terrified right now because you think of it as death. 1272 01:44:21,630 --> 01:44:24,466 But, er, think of it as... 1273 01:44:25,885 --> 01:44:27,511 ...freedom. 1274 01:44:27,595 --> 01:44:30,472 (Plays sinister tune on piano) 1275 01:44:34,685 --> 01:44:36,562 ♪ Forget your troubles, come on get happy 1276 01:44:36,645 --> 01:44:41,150 ♪ You better chase all your cares away Sing Hallelujah, come on get happy 1277 01:44:41,233 --> 01:44:44,987 ♪ You're heading for the judgment day The sun is shinin', come on get happy 1278 01:44:45,070 --> 01:44:47,239 ♪ The Lord is waitin' to take your hand 1279 01:44:47,323 --> 01:44:49,783 ♪ Shout Hallelujah, come on get happy 1280 01:44:49,867 --> 01:44:54,163 ♪ You're heading for the promised land ♪ 1281 01:44:59,585 --> 01:45:02,338 - (Vibrating) - (Whimpering) 1282 01:45:02,421 --> 01:45:04,089 (Sudden burst of eerie music) 1283 01:45:04,173 --> 01:45:06,342 (Anguished cry) 1284 01:45:06,425 --> 01:45:07,885 (Gasping) 1285 01:45:07,968 --> 01:45:10,596 There's somebody coming by here any minute. 1286 01:45:10,679 --> 01:45:13,599 Then let's not waste any time. 1287 01:45:18,896 --> 01:45:20,397 Kill me, Joanna! 1288 01:45:20,481 --> 01:45:23,108 Give my life value. Give me something to die for! 1289 01:45:23,192 --> 01:45:25,736 Save me. You are me! 1290 01:45:25,819 --> 01:45:28,572 One of us has to die so the other can live. 1291 01:45:29,740 --> 01:45:31,825 (Gasping) 1292 01:45:32,534 --> 01:45:34,244 (Anguished cry) 1293 01:45:34,954 --> 01:45:36,830 (Eerie music) 1294 01:45:41,460 --> 01:45:43,796 Kill me, you worthless cunt. 1295 01:45:43,879 --> 01:45:47,925 I'm all the men who ever hurt you, who made you feel like shit. 1296 01:45:48,008 --> 01:45:51,887 Who stole your self-respect and turned you into China Blue. Kill me! 1297 01:45:51,971 --> 01:45:54,890 Release the rage. Get it out. Get even! 1298 01:45:56,725 --> 01:45:58,560 Too late. 1299 01:46:00,771 --> 01:46:04,650 - (Pouring) - (Anguished cries) 1300 01:46:08,237 --> 01:46:10,072 Take it out. 1301 01:46:14,284 --> 01:46:16,537 China Blue lives. 1302 01:46:19,498 --> 01:46:21,375 (Gasps) 1303 01:46:21,458 --> 01:46:23,544 Strip, bitch. 1304 01:46:34,847 --> 01:46:36,598 (Knocks) 1305 01:46:36,682 --> 01:46:38,392 - (Joanna) No! - (Reverend) Come on. 1306 01:46:38,475 --> 01:46:40,102 - (Joanna) I can't. - Joanna? 1307 01:46:40,185 --> 01:46:42,438 (Reverend) Do it, you bitch! What are you waiting for? 1308 01:46:42,521 --> 01:46:44,690 - Joanna? - (Glass smashing) 1309 01:46:57,494 --> 01:47:00,372 (Soft music) 1310 01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:05,169 Jo, are you OK? You OK? 1311 01:47:05,252 --> 01:47:07,629 (Discordant music) 1312 01:47:16,055 --> 01:47:18,390 (Discordant music grows louder) 1313 01:47:18,474 --> 01:47:21,060 (Screams) 1314 01:47:21,143 --> 01:47:22,853 No! 1315 01:47:22,936 --> 01:47:26,065 (Discordant version of "Onward, Christian Soldiers") 1316 01:47:51,256 --> 01:47:54,134 Goodbye, China Blue. 1317 01:47:55,427 --> 01:47:58,555 (Soft saxophone music plays over discordant music) 1318 01:48:13,737 --> 01:48:15,405 I'm here tonight... 1319 01:48:18,242 --> 01:48:21,787 ...because I wanted to finally start telling the truth. 1320 01:48:22,663 --> 01:48:26,542 My wife and I, we've split up for good. 1321 01:48:27,793 --> 01:48:30,796 That's right. Me, the boy scout. 1322 01:48:31,547 --> 01:48:33,298 (Faint laugh) 1323 01:48:33,382 --> 01:48:36,385 I just never had the guts to admit the truth, 1324 01:48:37,219 --> 01:48:40,639 that Amy and I had just stopped loving each other. 1325 01:48:42,766 --> 01:48:44,810 There's nobody to blame. 1326 01:48:46,103 --> 01:48:48,105 That's just what happened. 1327 01:48:50,149 --> 01:48:51,817 Then... 1328 01:48:52,776 --> 01:48:54,695 ...I met this woman, 1329 01:48:55,612 --> 01:48:56,947 Joanna. 1330 01:49:00,159 --> 01:49:01,994 She saved my life. 1331 01:49:04,496 --> 01:49:06,582 We're together now. 1332 01:49:08,333 --> 01:49:10,794 I'm not sure if it's gonna work out. 1333 01:49:12,212 --> 01:49:15,591 We don't have a whole hell of a lot in common 1334 01:49:15,674 --> 01:49:17,759 other than the fact that... 1335 01:49:20,220 --> 01:49:23,140 ...we both need help and each other. 1336 01:49:29,062 --> 01:49:32,399 The thing that scared me the most 1337 01:49:33,775 --> 01:49:35,903 during my marriage 1338 01:49:37,321 --> 01:49:39,740 was just admitting that I was scared, 1339 01:49:41,408 --> 01:49:43,368 and letting Amy down. 1340 01:49:46,079 --> 01:49:48,165 Well, I can't pretend anymore. 1341 01:49:49,541 --> 01:49:52,461 I was scared shitless to come back here. 1342 01:49:52,544 --> 01:49:54,379 I told Joanna. 1343 01:49:57,257 --> 01:49:59,343 And she took me in her arms 1344 01:50:01,094 --> 01:50:03,305 and she said, 1345 01:50:03,388 --> 01:50:06,391 "It's OK to be scared." 1346 01:50:09,686 --> 01:50:12,648 I felt... stronger. 1347 01:50:14,691 --> 01:50:16,318 And freer. 1348 01:50:18,362 --> 01:50:22,532 And more like a man than I've ever felt before in my life. 1349 01:50:26,453 --> 01:50:28,538 Then we fucked our brains out.