1 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:44,914 (SNORING) 2 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,258 (ALARM CLOCK RINGING) 3 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,342 MAN ON RADIO: Good morning. 4 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,302 It's 8:00 in wonderful Coombs County, 5 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:01,597 where once again state police have refused to confirm or deny 6 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:05,184 more of those mysterious "lights in the sky" sightings by local residents. 7 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:07,687 Roving air reporters spoke with Miss Josie Floss, 8 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,146 who made just such a sighting. 9 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:11,774 JOSIE: I've seen those lights with my own eyes. 10 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:15,152 And when I called the police, they told me it was swamp gas. 11 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:20,116 Bullshit! Ain't no swamps in Coombs County! 12 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,243 I tell you, with them illegal aliens... 13 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:24,787 Gonna be a sparkling day. 14 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,164 Sparkling. 15 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:31,252 ELVIRA: (EXCLAIMING) Makes me crazy! Clara! 16 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,629 Clara! 17 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,965 My electric's gone out again, Clara! 18 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,508 I'm gonna miss my soaps! 19 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:38,593 Oh, stop your yakking. 20 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:39,719 CLARA: Bill? 21 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,221 Bill, Elvira's blacked out again. 22 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:43,514 Pass the word. 23 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:44,724 Have a nice day, honey. 24 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,267 Okay, thanks, Mrs. Boone. You, too. 25 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,103 BILL: Elvira's got no electric. 26 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:52,398 She can't see her soaps, she'll hyperventilate. 27 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:53,816 Great day for a picnic, Maggie! 28 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,902 Can't wait, Mr. Boone. Catch yourself a big one! 29 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:56,944 If I can! 30 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:59,697 Granny, I fixed your lunch and put it in the fridge. 31 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:00,865 (MUSIC PLAYING) Have fun, child. 32 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,033 Sure you're gonna be okay? 33 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,075 I'll be fine, dear. 34 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,369 Now you just run along. Bye! 35 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:11,709 Hi, Mrs. Rogan. 36 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:12,835 Hi, Maggie. 37 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,087 Did you find that picnic basket yet? 38 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,172 It's in the living room. 39 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,215 Oh, thanks. Where's Alex? 40 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,592 Where else? 41 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:20,885 Right. 42 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,512 Louis. 43 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,017 Good morning, space-son Louis. 44 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,352 (MAKES FARTING SOUND) Earthling. 45 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,770 Louis! 46 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,229 CLARA: Jane! 47 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,191 (LOUIS MAKING BEEPING NOISES) Elvira's electric is out again, 48 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,611 and she's gonna get hyper if she can't see her soaps! 49 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:42,239 Granny, tell Elvira that Alex will be over 50 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,784 to patch her electric in time for the soaps. 51 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,203 - I'll tell her, Jane. - Elvira! 52 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:48,788 Louis! CLARA: Elvira! 53 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,373 (MAKING BEEPING NOISES) Louis! 54 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,916 Go tell Alex that I need him. 55 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,417 Beware, aliens. 56 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,711 Louis Rogan, the cosmic cadet, 57 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:58,047 the space avenger, is on your case. 58 00:05:02,678 --> 00:05:04,345 VIDEO GAME VOICE: Greetings, Starfighter! 59 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,723 You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier 60 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,393 against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada. 61 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,561 Get ready. Prepare for blastoff! 62 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,730 (ENGINES ROARING) 63 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,149 (MUSIC PLAYING) 64 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,401 Okay. Let's go. 65 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,570 Prepare for target light practice, Starfighter. 66 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,324 Mom's looking for you, Alex. 67 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,417 Right there! Right there! 68 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,172 Aim. 69 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,257 They're all through the center. 70 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,675 Shoot them, okay? 71 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,760 Now from the bottom up, okay. 72 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,512 There's one right over there. 73 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,514 Okay, doing good. Right up there. 74 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:49,682 Move your head, will you, Louis? 75 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:50,808 Uh, sorry. 76 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:52,685 (HUMMING) 77 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:54,937 (HORN HONKING) 78 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,564 BOY: Maggie! 79 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,984 Hey, you guys. Hi. How you doing? 80 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,613 Come on, Alex. They're here! 81 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,033 Maggie, queen of the trailer park! 82 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,868 (ALL CHATTERING) 83 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,662 Well, Starfighter Alex Rogan requests permission 84 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:14,415 to turn the bridge over to my little brother, Louis, sir! 85 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:17,460 Okay, you dorks are dead. 86 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,338 You are defeated. 25 cents more, please. 87 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,923 Oh, crapola. 88 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,009 BOY 1: Rogan, come on. BOY 2: Hey, Alex, how you doing, man? 89 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,178 Just a second. BOY 3: Big Al. Let's do it, buddy! 90 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,846 What are you doing? 91 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:30,598 Come on, Alex. Hurry up! 92 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,727 Alex, did it come yet? 93 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:37,396 Uh, no. I don't think so. 94 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:38,689 What's it this time, Rogan? 95 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:40,232 You joining the Foreign Legion? 96 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:41,776 Yes, sir, folks. Step right up. 97 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,194 Meet boy adventurer Alex Rogan 98 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:46,363 on the last leg of his worldwide tour to nowhere. 99 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,825 Funny, Blake. 100 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,245 You guys think I'm gonna hang out here, watch you shine your pickup, 101 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:57,333 go to the drive-in, get drunk and throw up every Saturday night, 102 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,336 go to City College like everybody else? 103 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,797 Forget it, man. I'm doing something with my life. 104 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,382 BLAKE: Mr. Serioso. JANE: Alex! 105 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:06,884 Yeah? 106 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,136 Honey, Elvira's electric is out. 107 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:12,389 Oh, Ma, that's gonna take all day. 108 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,350 I was going to Silver Lake. 109 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,937 Honey, I know. I'm sorry. I'm working lunch and dinner. 110 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,272 I'm gonna be in town all day! 111 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:25,027 Oh, all right. Okay, Ma. I'll do it. 112 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,154 Thanks, honey. 113 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,158 MAGGIE: We're gonna be late. 114 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,496 Look. You. . . 115 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,997 You'd just better go ahead without me. 116 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,541 No. Alex, I'll stay. 117 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,709 (ENGINE STARTS) No. That's okay. This'll take a while. 118 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,878 I'll catch up with you later. 119 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:44,964 Alex. . . 120 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:46,841 (BOYS WHOOPING) 121 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,138 (CHUCKLING) 122 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,556 BOY 1: Bye-bye, Rogan! 123 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,932 BOY 2: See you, dude! 124 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,397 JANE: Alex, come help me! 125 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,734 ELVIRA: Hey, Alex. Could you give me a hand here? 126 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,407 JANE: Thanks, Alex! 127 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,262 MAN: What should we do tonight? 128 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,890 MAN 2: I don't know. 129 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,933 How about cards? 130 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,852 Hey, that's a good idea. 131 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,812 But we played cards last night. 132 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,148 Well. . . 133 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:48,235 The missus wants to go into town tonight and go dancing. 134 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,561 The fish were really biting down thereat the stream. 135 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:26,065 It was pleasant fishing today. 136 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,818 Yup. It's gonna be pleasant tomorrow, too. 137 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,990 Gonna be a pleasant summer according to Farmer's Almanac. 138 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,326 Yeah. I love the Farmer's Almanac. 139 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,495 I've been reading it for years. 140 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,165 VIDEO GAME VOICE: Greetings, Starfighter. 141 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,501 You have been recruited by the Star League 142 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:49,171 to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada. 143 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:50,965 Yeah. Yeah. 144 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:53,467 Get ready. Prepare for blastoff. 145 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:02,351 Prepare for target light practice, Starfighter. 146 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,279 Oh, hi, Alex. 147 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,530 Hey, Otis. 148 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,158 (EXPLOSIONS) 149 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,452 Where's your Maggie? 150 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,372 Good question. 151 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,957 Out having a good time, I guess. 152 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:29,128 Oh. And you never have a good time. 153 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,462 Is that it? 154 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,465 Oh, sure. I love patching 30-year-old fuse panels 155 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,801 and plunging people's toilets. 156 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:37,886 Otis, I never even get a chance 157 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,555 to have a good time around here. 158 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,810 Things change. Always do. 159 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,149 You'll get your chance. 160 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,484 Important thing is, when it comes, 161 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:56,280 you got to grab it with both hands and hold on tight. 162 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:03,537 Enemy squadrons in Sectors 3, 6, 7 closing fast. 163 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,006 Thanks, Jack. 164 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,132 You're welcome. 165 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,592 - Good night, Maggie. - Good night. 166 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,110 (HORN HONKING) 167 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,280 (EXPLOSIONS) 168 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,378 Thought you were gonna meet me at the lake. 169 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,962 What happened? 170 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,507 Same thing that always happens. I couldn't get away. 171 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,467 (ALARM BLARING) 172 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,595 Where's everybody else? 173 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,305 Oh, they went to a movie. 174 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:09,061 Old Jack Blake just happened to be going your way, huh? 175 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,271 Enemy squadron in Sector 3. 176 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,109 He said it was on his way home. 177 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,361 Blake lives on the other side of town. 178 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,405 Come on, Alex. 179 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,741 I wanted to get back to you. 180 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,829 Okay? 181 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,670 Good show, Starfighter! Way to go. 182 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,339 Alex, look! 183 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,135 Oh, my God. What is that? 900,000! 184 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:51,186 900,000! You gonna bust the record! 185 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:57,901 Hey! Hey! Listen up, everybody! 186 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,571 Alex is going for the record! 187 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,115 Record? 188 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,658 Take. . . Take a hand. 189 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,411 OTIS: Got them! Oh, he's gonna get that one! 190 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,538 (FIRING) 191 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,958 You can do it! 192 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,127 Otis? 193 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,628 (ALL CHATTERING) 194 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,299 Otis, what are you yelling about? What's wrong? 195 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,468 Come on! Come on! 196 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,386 He's going to bust the record! 197 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,971 (ALL CLAMORING) 198 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,431 Hurry! Hurry! 199 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,725 Everyone get back! Don't crowd him! 200 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,852 I said, get back! 201 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,571 Alex, you never got this far before! 202 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,031 Go, Alex! 203 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,617 (ALL ENCOURAGING) 204 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,246 Good boy! 205 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,834 Ko-Dan command ship entering kill zone. 206 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,002 Command ship! 207 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,295 Oh, command ship! 208 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,922 What's a command ship? 209 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,965 You can do it, Alex! You can do it! 210 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:09,306 One more now. Come on! That's the one! 211 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,642 That's the one we want! 212 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,979 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 213 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,444 Yeah! Yeah! 214 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,321 (ALL CHEERING) 215 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,563 MAN: Good night. Way to go, Alex! 216 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,689 WOMAN: Good night, kids. 217 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,274 Alex, you're something else. 218 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,900 You're wonderful, boy. 219 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,652 Thank you. 220 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,529 MAN: If I said it once, I said it a thousand times. 221 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,114 That boy's gonna go places. 222 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,782 That's one smart boy. 223 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,881 Good night, Alex. 224 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,678 "Good night, Alex" ? Wait a second. 225 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,930 Maggie? Maggie? 226 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,351 Hold on a second. Where are you going? 227 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,691 What's wrong? 228 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,029 Well, I guess it just hit me. 229 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,157 You really are leaving here, aren't you? 230 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,367 Of course, I'm leaving. We're both gonna leave here. 231 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,911 - Both of us, Alex? - Yeah. 232 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,247 We talked about this. 233 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,749 When I get to school, I'm gonna find a place 234 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,208 and I'm gonna come back and get you. 235 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,835 Well, what about Granny? 236 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,087 Granny? 237 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,425 Truth is, you're scared of leaving this trailer park. 238 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,927 I'm not scared of leaving this trailer park, Alex. 239 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,055 Hey. Listen. 240 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:19,394 Whatever happens, it's you and me forever, right? 241 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,272 Right? 242 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,943 I love you so much, Alex. 243 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,112 I'll always love you, Maggs. 244 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,077 Diarrhea. 245 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,929 GRANNY: Maggie! Maggie! 246 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:58,350 Alex, I got to go in. Good night. 247 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,352 - Good night. - Good night. 248 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,538 (CLEARS THROAT) 249 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:23,166 Someday they're gonna say, "This is where it all began." 250 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,876 What? 251 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,254 Mom, I finally broke the Starfighter record. 252 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,340 Oh, that's nice, dear. 253 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,051 Nice? It's stupendous! 254 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,387 Uh, Alex, 255 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,432 Mr. Brenner knew that you'd want to see this as soon as possible, 256 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:41,143 so he brought it by the diner and. . . 257 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,770 Well, I was so excited, I opened it. 258 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,689 Oh, that's okay. What is it? 259 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,566 It's about your loan. 260 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:56,700 You can still go to City College with your friends. 261 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,451 VIDEO GAME: Greetings, Starfighter. 262 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,040 Greetings, Starfighter. 263 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,959 You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier. 264 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,169 You have been recruited... 265 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,378 Greetings, Starfighter. 266 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:57,427 You have been recruited... 267 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,224 Get ready. Prepare for blastoff. 268 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,600 (BEEPING) 269 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,520 (ELECTRICITY SURGING) 270 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,070 (VOICE BECOMES GARBLED) 271 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,491 (BEEPING) 272 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,379 (AIRCRAFT DESCENDING) 273 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,728 Hello. Excuse me, son. 274 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,566 Store's closed, mister. 275 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,318 I'm not here for cigarettes or bubble gum, my boy. 276 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,695 Can you tell me the name of the person 277 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,446 who broke the record on that game over there? 278 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,448 Where I might find him? 279 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,953 Alex Rogan. You're looking at him. 280 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,290 Alex Rogan. Aha! 281 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,126 - Who are you? - Centauri's the name. 282 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,545 I invented Starfighter, which is why I'm here. 283 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:14,963 - It is? - It is. 284 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,591 We have to talk about a matter of utmost importance. 285 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,384 Step into my office. 286 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,845 That's it. Come on now. 287 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,598 Nothing to be afraid of. 288 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,355 Oh, yes. Say hello to my assistant, Beta. 289 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,524 Howdy. 290 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,360 Ow! 291 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,822 I must congratulate you on your virtuoso performance, my boy. 292 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,282 Centauri is impressed. 293 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,783 I've seen them come and I've seen them go. 294 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,994 But you're the best, my boy. Dazzling. 295 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,079 Light years ahead of the competition. 296 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,248 Which is why Centauri is here. 297 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,918 He's got a little proposition for you. 298 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,170 Are you interested? 299 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,839 (CHUCKLES) I guess. 300 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,842 (ENGINE SURGES) Hey! 301 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,433 What are you doing? 302 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,559 Listen. 303 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:11,394 Centauri wants to keep it for a surprise. 304 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:15,148 Trust me. Oh, you're gonna love it. Love it! 305 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,237 (CHUCKLES) 306 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:24,783 The amusing thing about this, it's all a big mistake. 307 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,451 That particular Starfighter game 308 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,453 was supposed to be delivered to Vegas, 309 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,455 not some flea-speck trailer park 310 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,499 in the middle of tumbleweeds and tarantulas. 311 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,585 So, it must be fate, destiny, blind chance, 312 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,420 luck, even, that brings us together. 313 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:41,299 And as the poet says, "The rest is history." 314 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,596 (BEEPING) 315 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,979 Where are you going? Where are you taking me? 316 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,898 I told you. I wanna save it for a surprise. 317 00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:01,820 Hey. Are you the kind of kid who reads the last page of a mystery first? 318 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,280 Who pesters the magician to tell you his tricks? 319 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,950 Who sneaks downstairs to peek at his Christmas presents? 320 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,285 No. Of course you're not! 321 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,163 (TAUNTINGLY) That's why I'm not gonna tell you. 322 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,499 Oh, God. 323 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:19,587 Besides, I just love surprises, don't you? 324 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,215 Hey, look out! 325 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:23,591 - Stop! - Oh, dear! 326 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,427 Hit the brakes! Hey. . . 327 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,518 (EXCLAIMING) 328 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:18,438 (EXCLAIMS) 329 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:27,072 CENTAURI: Shifting into star drive at Columba Zeta. 330 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,865 Hold tight. 331 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:18,206 (CENTAURI SPEAKING ALIEN DIALECT) 332 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:22,710 (FEMALE VOICE ON RADIO SPEAKING ALIEN DIALECT) 333 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:07,088 (MALE VOICE ON RADIO SPEAKING ALIEN DIALECT) 334 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:32,238 ALEX: Hey. Hey, let me out of here! 335 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,115 (BEEPING) 336 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:55,094 (SPEAKING ALIEN DIALECT) 337 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,189 (VOICE ON PA SPEAKING ALIEN DIALECT) 338 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,658 There's a perfectly logical explanation for all this. 339 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,284 (SPEAKING ALIEN DIALECT) 340 00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:36,594 Hey! Wait! Where you going? 341 00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:38,221 (ELECTRONIC BEEPING) 342 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,529 Hi! How are you? What is this? 343 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:57,824 Listen. Do you speak English? I'd. . . 344 00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,993 This is nice but. . . 345 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:01,536 (MAKES PURRING NOISE) 346 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,914 (SPEAKING ALIEN DIALECT) 347 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:08,835 (CENTAURI SPEAKING ALIEN DIALECT) 348 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:12,630 (SMACKS LIPS) 349 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,091 Centauri, what's going on here? 350 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:17,343 He's just saying how delighted he is that you're here. 351 00:27:17,428 --> 00:27:18,553 And if there's anything he can do 352 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,555 to make your stay more enjoyable, just give him a ring. 353 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,933 My stay? What are you talking about? Where are we? 354 00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:26,060 Welcome to Rylos, my boy! 355 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,313 Rylos? 356 00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:31,274 Wait a minute. You mean. . . You mean like in a game? 357 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:33,318 Oh, he's quick. He's quick. He's very quick. 358 00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:36,487 He's speechless. So long, Alex! Have fun! 359 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:39,907 May the luck of the Seven Pillars of Gulu be with you at all times. 360 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:43,494 Oh, someday these cheapskates will thank Centauri. Trust me. 361 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,746 (EXCLAIMS IN ALIEN DIALECT) 362 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,209 Where the hell is June? 363 00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:57,675 Yolanda, baby! 364 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:05,099 (GROANING) 365 00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:09,771 LOUIS: Hi, Maggs. 366 00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:12,106 Hi, Louis. 367 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,067 Is he up? 368 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:18,196 Yeah. He's been up all night moaning. 369 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,369 Alex? 370 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,917 Your mother told me about the loan. 371 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,544 Is there anything I can do? 372 00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:43,554 Listen. I'll be next door if you need anything, okay? 373 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:58,945 (WHEEZING) 374 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:03,658 (BEEPING) 375 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:10,498 (VOICE ON PA SPEAKING ALIEN DIALECT) 376 00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:43,948 (ALARM BLARING) 377 00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:01,507 Gunstars. 378 00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:05,386 I got to be dreaming. 379 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:09,015 (SPEAKS ALIEN DIALECT) 380 00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:11,309 Yeah, right. 381 00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:12,977 (IMITATES ALIEN DIALECT) 382 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,900 (MAN SPEAKING ON PA) 383 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,569 Listen, there's been a big mistake. 384 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,529 MAN ON PA:...immediately after situation report. 385 00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:24,697 Navigation... 386 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,158 Welcome to Starfighter Command. 387 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,284 You speak English? 388 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:31,078 No. You hear English, thanks to your translator device. 389 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:32,747 Hurry up. We haven't got much time. 390 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,874 The briefing begins immediately. 391 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,043 Join the other recruits. 392 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:38,920 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 393 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,047 Wait a minute! What are you talking about, recruits? 394 00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:42,840 (ALL MUTTERING) 395 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:46,135 I don't believe this. 396 00:30:47,638 --> 00:30:49,180 (ALL MUTTERING) 397 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:53,518 MAN ON PA: Attention. Attention, please. Ambassador Enduran has arrived 398 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,896 and will now address Starfighter Command personnel. 399 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:03,694 As you all know, we have been on a desperate quest. . . 400 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:05,530 Excuse me. Excuse me. 401 00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:06,739 ENDURAN: . . .to find Starfighters and navigators. 402 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,449 (SCREAMS IN PAIN) 403 00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:09,951 (GRUNTING) 404 00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:14,288 I should. . . I should crush you to gorun dust! 405 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,833 I'm sorry. . . It was an accident. 406 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,460 I didn't mean to step on your. . . 407 00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:21,587 Whatever that is. 408 00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:22,755 ALIEN: (WHISPERING) Hideous creature. 409 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,340 ENDURAN: If I may continue. 410 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,801 Our forces have. . . 411 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,386 You don't trifle with a Bogati. 412 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:29,887 They love to fight. 413 00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:32,139 That's why they're perfect for this war. 414 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,142 Did you say "war"? 415 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,227 But of course! 416 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,563 Why else do you think you're here? 417 00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:40,648 You were recruited by the Star League to defend. . . 418 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:44,485 ". . .to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada." 419 00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:52,326 Eons ago, our ancestors created our great Frontier, 420 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,662 a barrier of energy 421 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,915 encircling the peaceful systems of the universe, 422 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:02,837 and forever shutting out the scourge that lurks beyond. 423 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:09,594 Fellow Rylans, because of a dark betrayal, 424 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:11,637 our Frontier will soon collapse. 425 00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:13,139 (ALL MURMURING) 426 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:19,478 So we turn to you, Starfighters and your navigators. 427 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:23,190 For of all the billions of creatures in the Star League, 428 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:26,777 only you few were found to possess the 429 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:30,031 gift. 430 00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:34,660 You, and you alone, 431 00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:38,497 stand between us and the black terror of the Ko-Dan. 432 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:44,295 Victory or death! 433 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:47,423 ALL: Victory or death! Victory or death! 434 00:32:47,507 --> 00:33:05,066 Victory or death! Victory or death! 435 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:08,611 MAN ON PA: Now, Starfighters, if you will reach underneath your seats, 436 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:12,156 you will find a packet which contains one hand... 437 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:18,996 This is a restricted area, off-limits to. . . 438 00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:21,749 (LAUGHING) 439 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,794 My apologies, Starfighter. 440 00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:28,214 Star Navigator First Class Grig at your service, sir! 441 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:29,757 (LAUGHING) 442 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:34,220 Hi. I'm Alex Rogan. I was playing this game back home, 443 00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:35,429 and this guy came up to me. 444 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,348 Only he's not a guy. He's an alien, right? 445 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:40,184 And I get into his car. Only it's not a car. It's a spaceship. 446 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:43,688 And, there's been a big mistake. 447 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,648 Am I to understand you're actually declining 448 00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:48,025 the honor of becoming a Starfighter? 449 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:49,402 You got it. 450 00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:50,861 Extraordinary! 451 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:55,616 For eons, all creatures have dreamt of being Starfighters. 452 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:58,119 - Where you from? - Earth. 453 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,372 And we're not at war with anybody, except each other. 454 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:05,167 Earth? Earth isn't a formal member of the Star League, 455 00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:07,545 and isn't due to be approached until it matures. 456 00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:10,464 This is all highly irregular. 457 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:12,883 Tell me. Who recruited you? 458 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:14,176 Centauri. 459 00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:15,970 There he is. That's him! 460 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,472 Centauri. I might have known. 461 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:22,143 (SINGING QUIETLY) 462 00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:26,856 Up to your old Excalibur tricks again, eh, Centauri? 463 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,483 Did it ever occur to you that it is against the law 464 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:32,194 to recruit from worlds outside the Star League? 465 00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:34,363 Earth's in danger, too, isn't it? 466 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,574 And, no, I did not use the Excalibur test. 467 00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:38,284 It was called a video game. 468 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:39,910 What's all the brouhaha? 469 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:42,788 After all, he does have the gift! 470 00:34:42,873 --> 00:34:45,249 This may come as a bit of a shock to you, 471 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:47,668 but he doesn't want to be a Starfighter. 472 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:51,547 Doesn't want to be a. . . Are you a coward? 473 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:52,590 Are you crazy? 474 00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:54,300 You didn't tell me about any of this! 475 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,969 Return the money, Centauri! 476 00:34:57,053 --> 00:35:00,306 Return the money? Are you delirious? 477 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,391 Do you know how long it took to invent the games, 478 00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:03,601 to merchandise them, 479 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:06,479 to get them into the stores by Christmas? 480 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:08,981 It must be terribly embarrassing for you, 481 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,983 and I do sympathize. However. . . 482 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,568 But I saw him fight! 483 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,403 He could be the greatest Starfighter ever! 484 00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:16,238 That was a game, Centauri. 485 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:17,364 A game? 486 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:18,449 (SCOFFS) 487 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:21,577 You may have thought it was a game, but it was also a test. 488 00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,329 Aha! A test! 489 00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:27,917 Sent out across the universe to find those with the gift to be Starfighters. 490 00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:30,920 And here you are, my boy. Here you are! 491 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,671 Right! Here I am, about to be killed! 492 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:33,798 Killed. 493 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:35,257 (LAUGHING) 494 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:38,844 You don't seriously think it's dangerous, do you? 495 00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:41,388 Don't be silly! Trust me! 496 00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:02,576 Xur! 497 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,079 Xur? 498 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:11,752 Yes, Father, your mighty Frontier grows weaker by the moment. 499 00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:15,756 Do not call me father! 500 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,884 You are no longer my son! 501 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:22,263 You're an outcast! Why have you returned? 502 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:25,641 I have returned for the good of all Rylans. 503 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:29,103 With an armada of Ko-Dan warships behind you? 504 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:32,731 There are some Rylans who would welcome me, Father. 505 00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:36,652 Star League justice put down your Xurian cult. 506 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:39,071 Your followers are few and scattered. 507 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,282 Star League? 508 00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:44,869 A refuge for weak worlds not worthy to be our equals! 509 00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:47,371 That is for the Rylans to decide, 510 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:51,458 and not for a dangerous and evil child such as yourself. 511 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:57,923 And yet, it is this child who caught your master spy. 512 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:09,768 (SCREAMING) 513 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:29,163 Hear me, Rylans! 514 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:36,295 When the green moon of Galan is eclipsed, Ko-Dan Armada will invade, 515 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:42,635 not even your mighty Starfighters will be able to save you. 516 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:46,180 We shall see, Xur. We shall see! 517 00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:50,684 (LAUGHING EVILLY) 518 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,694 You still want to go? 519 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,363 And miss all the excitement? 520 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,411 Little brat. 521 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,789 I invent the game, find the kid, drag him up there, 522 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:14,291 and he doesn't want to be a Starfighter. 523 00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:15,834 I give up! 524 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:56,417 ROBOT: Control, do you copy our star angle difference from parking angle? 525 00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:02,172 Delta beta two at six, delta gamma three at five. 526 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,764 Emperor Xur ordered me to bring his scepter. 527 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,393 Let him enter. 528 00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:16,937 ROBOT: Target vector remains on scope. 529 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:35,080 Just like your Ko-Dan emperor's, isn't it, Commander Kril? 530 00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:41,420 It takes more than a scepter to rule, Xur, even on Rylos. 531 00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:45,841 You're right, Kril. 532 00:39:47,677 --> 00:39:50,179 It does take more than a scepter. 533 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,853 (LAUGHING) 534 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:01,440 How long must we endure this fool? 535 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,235 We have a break in the Frontier. 536 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,112 Fire the meteor gun! 537 00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:12,868 My dear Ko-Dan friends! Lest we forget, 538 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:16,789 it was your emperor who granted me command of this Armada. 539 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:19,792 For only I hold the secret to the Frontier. 540 00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:23,212 Only I know the location of the Starfighter base. 541 00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:27,007 And therefore, only I will give the order to fire! 542 00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:33,138 Forgive me, Xur. 543 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:42,022 You are forgiven, Commander Kril. 544 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:49,071 Meteor gunner. . .fire. 545 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:11,051 (ALL CHATTERING) 546 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:23,397 Sergeant! 547 00:41:25,859 --> 00:41:29,570 I have an unidentified incoming object in Sector 31, sir. 548 00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:36,451 They're headed for the base! Alert! 549 00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:37,703 We are under attack! 550 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:40,164 (ON PA) I repeat, we are under attack! 551 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:43,709 Activate automatic repulser guns. 552 00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:05,772 (BEEPING) 553 00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:27,961 (FIRES) 554 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:40,933 WOMAN ON PA: Condition Red! Condition Red! 555 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,860 At last, it is done! 556 00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:55,656 Soon the Frontier will be down 557 00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:58,075 and they will bow to their new emperor! 558 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,702 Or I will darken the sky with their ashes. 559 00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:02,663 Commander, the Xurian spy reports 560 00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:04,665 that one Starfighter has escaped. 561 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,959 Escaped? 562 00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:14,132 (TOOLS CLANKING) 563 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:21,098 You sure I can't give you a hand? 564 00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:23,267 You've done quite enough already. Thank you. 565 00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:24,518 Well. . . 566 00:43:26,312 --> 00:43:28,230 It's only a few more miles from here. I guess. . . 567 00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:30,274 I guess I can walk it. 568 00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:33,568 So long! Bye, Centauri! 569 00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:47,541 Oh, Alex! 570 00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:50,627 Here! 571 00:43:55,091 --> 00:43:57,134 Hey, listen. I can't take a present from you, Centauri. 572 00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,343 (SCOFFS) 573 00:43:58,428 --> 00:43:59,720 He reduces me to poverty again 574 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,388 and he thinks I'm giving him a present. 575 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,723 What a world this is. 576 00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:04,099 What is it, then? 577 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:06,101 It's a second chance, my boy! 578 00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:09,563 If you change your mind, just tap the communo-crystals. 579 00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:16,570 Keep it. Alex, Alex! 580 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,573 You're walking away from history. History! 581 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:23,160 Did Chris Columbus say he wanted to stay home? No! 582 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,829 What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? 583 00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:29,708 And did Geloca think the Yulus were too ugly to save? 584 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:31,251 Who's Geloca? 585 00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:34,504 Never mind. 586 00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:37,424 Listen, Centauri. I'm not any of those guys. 587 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,009 I'm a kid from a trailer park. 588 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:42,721 If that's what you think, then that's all you'll ever be! 589 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:47,893 (ENGINE FIRES) 590 00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:14,878 Hey, Maggie! 591 00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:18,632 Listen to this. You're not going to believe this. 592 00:45:19,509 --> 00:45:20,592 I told you, Alex. 593 00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:21,718 Me and my. . . How did you put it? 594 00:45:21,803 --> 00:45:25,263 "Strange sexual urges," aren't talking to you anymore. 595 00:45:36,484 --> 00:45:37,859 (SNORING) 596 00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:58,422 (LOUD SNORING) 597 00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:07,139 Who's there! 598 00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:09,516 Shh! You're gonna wake up Louis. 599 00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:20,193 Hey, you look like me! 600 00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:22,195 Of course I do. I'm the beta unit. 601 00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:25,407 What the hell's a beta unit? 602 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:31,788 A beta unit is a simuloid, an exact duplicate of you, only not as loud. 603 00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:34,291 Huh? 604 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,625 I was in the starcar, remember? 605 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:36,960 We shook hands? 606 00:46:37,044 --> 00:46:39,463 I became you, unfortunately. 607 00:46:41,257 --> 00:46:43,550 Let me get this straight. You're a robot? 608 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,844 I beg your pardon. 609 00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:50,265 I'm a state-of-the-art, top-of-the-line beta unit, 610 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:53,977 put here as a courtesy replacement for while you're away. 611 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:55,854 Lucky me. 612 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:57,814 Wait a minute. What are you doing back? 613 00:46:57,899 --> 00:46:59,566 Are you kidding? It's war up there! 614 00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:02,736 Oh. Save the whales and not the universe, huh? 615 00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:05,322 Well, why don't you go up there and fight? 616 00:47:05,406 --> 00:47:07,908 Simuloids can't fight. We're not allowed. 617 00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:10,410 Well, tell them that you're me! Pretend! 618 00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:12,954 Be quiet, Alex. 619 00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:14,706 BOTH: Sorry, Louis. 620 00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:17,083 MAN: Thanks for the lift! 621 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,585 MAN 2: Sure thing, buddy. See you around! 622 00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:43,026 MALE VOICE: Greetings, Starfighter. 623 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:45,487 You have been recruited by the Star League 624 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,864 to defend the Frontier against Xur and... 625 00:47:49,283 --> 00:47:50,450 (GROANS) 626 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,998 (GRUNTING) 627 00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:03,922 (RASPING) 628 00:48:08,678 --> 00:48:10,178 And, hey, what did you do to Maggie? 629 00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:11,680 Do to her? 630 00:48:11,764 --> 00:48:13,181 We're sitting outside, looking at the stars, 631 00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:15,308 and she sticks her tongue in my ear. 632 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:18,812 I screamed. I'll apologize tomorrow, okay? 633 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,313 You're not gonna be here. 634 00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:22,148 You're going back with Centauri right now! 635 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:23,567 What's up, Alex? 636 00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:26,736 Back to sleep, Louis, or I'm telling Ma about your Playboys. 637 00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:28,989 (FEIGNS SNORING) 638 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:30,323 You're blowing it, Alex! 639 00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:37,163 What the shit? 640 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:40,500 I said, back to sleep, Louis, or I'm telling Ma about your Playboys! 641 00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:44,296 Come in, Centauri. 642 00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:46,256 Come on. Get back here. 643 00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:48,133 And take your Tonka toy with you. 644 00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:50,760 VIDEO GAME: Greetings, Starfighter. 645 00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:54,097 You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier 646 00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:56,933 against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada. 647 00:48:57,852 --> 00:48:59,519 Greetings, Starfighter. 648 00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:00,979 You have been recruited by the Star League 649 00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:03,481 to defend the Frontier against Xur... 650 00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:06,026 (VOICE BECOMING GARBLED) 651 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,780 Where are you? Come on, where are you? 652 00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,198 Centauri? 653 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,035 MAN: Greetings, Starfighter! 654 00:49:16,245 --> 00:49:17,537 Centauri? 655 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:31,134 (ROARING) 656 00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:36,014 (YELLING) 657 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,142 Oh, shit! 658 00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:22,977 Come on, Alex. Don't be such a wimp! 659 00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:24,145 (ROARING) 660 00:50:32,613 --> 00:50:33,655 (EXCLAIMS) 661 00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:41,871 Centauri, look out! 662 00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:43,123 What the. . . 663 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:53,633 (GRUNTS) 664 00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:11,067 Phew! 665 00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:14,028 Foul stench. Dirty creatures. 666 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,530 (COUGHING) 667 00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:20,243 Get a good look, Alex. 668 00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:23,455 You can bet your asteroids you'll be seeing more of them. 669 00:51:23,539 --> 00:51:24,748 What? 670 00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:26,249 This is a Zando-Zan. 671 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:29,627 An interstellar hitbeast, compliments of Xur. 672 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,756 Xur? Why is he after me? 673 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,091 Somehow he found out you're a Starfighter. 674 00:51:35,176 --> 00:51:38,762 BETA: So you see, Alex, you got to go back. You got no choice. 675 00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:40,764 'Cause if you stay down here, you're dog food. 676 00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:42,474 Trust Centauri, my boy. 677 00:51:42,558 --> 00:51:46,770 Because in two hours, this place will be crawling with 10 Zando-Zans 678 00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:50,774 with just one thought on their microscopic little minds, 679 00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:52,442 kill Alex Rogan. 680 00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:54,068 Kill Alex Rogan. 681 00:51:54,153 --> 00:51:55,570 BETA: He's right, Alex. 682 00:51:55,654 --> 00:51:58,281 At least up there you'll have a fighting chance in a Gunstar. 683 00:51:58,365 --> 00:51:59,449 Exactly. 684 00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:02,535 Meanwhile, down here, they'll be going after Beta. 685 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:04,120 - Beta. - Beta? 686 00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:06,122 Of course. What do you think he's here for? 687 00:52:06,207 --> 00:52:09,000 Wait a. . . Wait a second here, Centauri. 688 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:10,293 Alex, look out! 689 00:52:10,377 --> 00:52:11,628 (GROANING) 690 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:14,214 (ROARING) 691 00:52:18,219 --> 00:52:19,636 Centauri! 692 00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:21,971 Beta, get a doctor! 693 00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:24,516 No. No native cures. No witch doctors. 694 00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:27,227 I'm fine. Just a scratch. 695 00:52:30,231 --> 00:52:33,691 Now face it, Alex. You're a born Starfighter. 696 00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:37,904 Are you with me? 697 00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:49,582 Okay, let's go, Centauri. 698 00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:53,461 Good luck, Alex. 699 00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:58,299 You, too, Alex. 700 00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:04,973 (COUGHING) 701 00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:26,244 Centauri to Starfighter Command. 702 00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:27,912 Come in, please. 703 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,222 Hey, Centauri. 704 00:53:49,310 --> 00:53:51,060 MAN ON PA: Attention all personnel. 705 00:53:51,145 --> 00:53:53,313 Starcar is approaching Docking Bay 12. 706 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:57,025 Centauri! Centauri! 707 00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:03,990 Hey, hit the brakes! 708 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:11,581 - Grig! Hey, Grig! - Alex! 709 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,583 They got Centauri. He's hurt! 710 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,335 He's right over here. 711 00:54:27,056 --> 00:54:29,140 Ah, you see? 712 00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:32,060 Centauri brought him back! 713 00:54:32,144 --> 00:54:33,978 Yes, I see. Don't talk. 714 00:54:34,855 --> 00:54:36,773 Does he have my money, Alex? 715 00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:39,525 I have a fortune for you, Centauri. 716 00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:41,361 Now, please be still. 717 00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:42,695 (COUGHING) 718 00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:45,990 ALEX: It's here. It's all here. Piles and piles of it. 719 00:54:47,076 --> 00:54:48,534 All for you. 720 00:54:49,370 --> 00:54:50,828 Ah. . . 721 00:54:51,914 --> 00:54:53,206 At last. 722 00:54:55,626 --> 00:55:01,172 Alex, I want you know, it was for the greatest good I brought you back. 723 00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:07,136 Of course, it. . . 724 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:10,098 It never hurts to be rich. 725 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:24,112 Until the next dimension, old friend. 726 00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:28,366 I'm sorry, Alex. 727 00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:37,417 Centauri? 728 00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:41,963 The Frontier could collapse at any moment. 729 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:44,215 Alex! 730 00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:53,975 (EXCLAIMS) 731 00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:00,898 (FLUTTERING) 732 00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:17,874 (LOUD FLUTTERING) 733 00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:29,510 (ELECTRONIC SQUEAKING) 734 00:56:40,814 --> 00:56:44,484 BETA: Now I need an ear job. Dying here. Dying. 735 00:56:54,161 --> 00:56:55,161 (GASPS) 736 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:03,086 Alex, what the hell's going on? 737 00:57:03,170 --> 00:57:06,339 Louis, you're having a terrible nightmare. 738 00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:08,299 Go back to sleep. 739 00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:14,347 Louis! 740 00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:29,529 Oh, no. 741 00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:43,167 Am I to understand there's a beta unit taking your place back home? 742 00:57:43,252 --> 00:57:44,293 He's trying. 743 00:57:44,378 --> 00:57:47,463 So it's safe to assume that Xur thinks you're still on Earth. 744 00:57:47,548 --> 00:57:49,298 Yeah. 745 00:57:49,383 --> 00:57:52,135 That could work to our advantage, theoretically. 746 00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:01,519 Ah! Now you look human! 747 00:58:04,064 --> 00:58:05,481 Is this my Gunstar? 748 00:58:05,566 --> 00:58:07,984 This is a prototype, different from the other ships. 749 00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:09,861 She has a greater range, more power, 750 00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:12,071 and a slight weapons modification. 751 00:58:13,282 --> 00:58:14,991 And, of course, she's got deflective plating, 752 00:58:15,075 --> 00:58:17,493 so she can withstand several direct hits. 753 00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:25,042 From here, this is where I navigate the ship, 754 00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:28,129 maintain life support and propulsion systems. 755 00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:30,798 Okay. Where do I sit? 756 00:58:30,883 --> 00:58:33,426 Way up there, in the gunnery chair. 757 00:58:36,638 --> 00:58:37,847 Hang on! 758 00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:38,973 Okay. 759 00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:46,981 Now, climb into the gunnery chair. 760 00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:51,903 Now, I'm moving you into launch position. 761 00:58:53,405 --> 00:58:55,198 There in front of you are the two switches 762 00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:57,617 for your heads-up display. Turn them on. 763 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:03,289 While you're engaging the enemy, 764 00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:07,001 the screen will reflect all battle instruments towards you. 765 00:59:08,962 --> 00:59:09,921 Hey, where did it go? 766 00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:12,590 It's still there, suspended in a xenon mist. 767 00:59:12,674 --> 00:59:14,592 But it's only visible if you look dead ahead. 768 00:59:14,676 --> 00:59:16,636 Ah. Got it. 769 00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:18,763 The lever on your left is the chair controller. 770 00:59:18,847 --> 00:59:22,141 As you can see, all guns will track with your every move. 771 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:27,730 (CHUCKLES) 772 00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:32,985 Grasp the target control with your right hand. 773 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:36,614 At your fingers is the weaponry, the lasers, photon bolts. . . 774 00:59:36,698 --> 00:59:37,865 Photon bolts and the particle beams. 775 00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:39,617 Wait a minute. This is just like back home. 776 00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:41,577 - What's this? - Careful, careful, 777 00:59:41,662 --> 00:59:44,956 that's Death Blossom, a weapon of last resort. 778 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:48,209 Luckily, I was in here working on it when the hangar went up. 779 00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:51,337 Now, are you ready? All systems, go! 780 00:59:52,339 --> 00:59:53,381 (BEEPS) 781 00:59:53,465 --> 00:59:54,757 Ignition! 782 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,596 When did the hangar go up? 783 01:00:00,681 --> 01:00:03,599 I told you, when Xur attacked. 784 01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:04,934 And where were the Starfighters? 785 01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,143 In the hangar! 786 01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:07,937 You mean they're dead? 787 01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:10,064 Death is a primitive concept. 788 01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:15,861 I prefer to think of them as battling evil in another dimension. 789 01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:18,614 In another dimension? How many are left? 790 01:00:18,699 --> 01:00:19,949 Including yourself? 791 01:00:20,409 --> 01:00:21,659 Yeah. 792 01:00:22,911 --> 01:00:24,203 One! 793 01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:26,330 One? 794 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,083 (INAUDIBLE) 795 01:00:37,592 --> 01:00:38,884 Hold it. 796 01:00:41,722 --> 01:00:44,515 There's no fleet, no Starfighters, no plan? 797 01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:46,976 - One ship, you, me, and that's it? - Exactly! 798 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:48,144 Xur thinks you're still on Earth. 799 01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:50,354 Classic military strategy. Surprise attack. 800 01:00:50,439 --> 01:00:51,647 It'll be a slaughter! 801 01:00:51,732 --> 01:00:53,107 That's the spirit. 802 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:54,608 No, my slaughter. 803 01:00:54,693 --> 01:00:56,610 One ship against the whole Armada? 804 01:00:56,695 --> 01:01:00,031 Yes. One Gunstar against the Armada. 805 01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:04,952 I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds. 806 01:01:07,706 --> 01:01:08,914 Target lights, Alex. 807 01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:10,124 Target lights? 808 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:11,917 Yes. You might want to squeeze off 809 01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,669 a few rounds while you have the chance. 810 01:01:13,754 --> 01:01:15,755 Just work the bugs out of the system. 811 01:01:15,839 --> 01:01:17,965 After all, it is her maiden voyage. 812 01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:41,572 Steady. Don't fight the chair. 813 01:01:41,656 --> 01:01:43,532 Take your time. Watch your gun sights. 814 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,409 Lead your targets. 815 01:01:45,494 --> 01:01:47,828 And above all, relax! 816 01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:51,540 Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere 817 01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:54,627 with a gung-ho iguana who tells me, "Relax." 818 01:01:57,798 --> 01:01:59,298 Interstellar! 819 01:02:03,887 --> 01:02:05,137 (FIRING) 820 01:02:11,686 --> 01:02:13,312 (EXCLAIMS) 821 01:02:32,124 --> 01:02:33,332 Alex! 822 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,251 Sorry. 823 01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:40,714 Okay, now, come on. Ease it up. 824 01:02:42,634 --> 01:02:43,843 Okay. 825 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:48,222 Oh, that's. . . That's it. Easy. 826 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:50,558 Nice and easy. Yep. 827 01:02:51,309 --> 01:02:54,603 A little bit more and we'll get it in there, now. 828 01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:55,771 (YELLS) 829 01:02:55,856 --> 01:02:57,022 Alex! 830 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:01,652 Sorry. Hi, Maggs. 831 01:03:01,736 --> 01:03:02,945 Alex, are you all right? 832 01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:05,281 Yeah. Yeah, I'm. . . I'm fine. 833 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:09,243 Come on. Try it again. 834 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,663 Did you smell anything? 835 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:15,374 Like what? 836 01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:16,625 Like a Z. . . 837 01:03:17,711 --> 01:03:19,044 Forget it. 838 01:03:27,053 --> 01:03:30,764 I just wanted to say I'm sorry for slapping you last night. 839 01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:34,810 Oh, that's okay, Maggs. I deserved it. 840 01:03:34,895 --> 01:03:36,604 I'm sorry. 841 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:40,941 Well, maybe we can make it up to each other tonight at Silver Lake? 842 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:58,375 (GROWLING) 843 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:12,640 The Armada will break through the Frontier here, 844 01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:15,142 and reach Rylos in 20 klicks. 845 01:04:15,227 --> 01:04:17,978 Squadrons of deck fighters will precede the mother ship. 846 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:19,855 Squadrons? How many squadrons? 847 01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:22,191 It isn't the number of squadrons that concerns me. 848 01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:24,109 It's this communication turret that sends out 849 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:25,694 the commands to the deck fighters, 850 01:04:25,779 --> 01:04:28,030 which enables them to act as one during the fight. 851 01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:30,783 Wait a second. We knock out the turret to get the fighters. 852 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:33,369 But to get the turret, we have to get through the fighters. 853 01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:34,828 We're dead. 854 01:04:34,913 --> 01:04:37,748 I'll have it all figured out by the time we reach the Frontier. 855 01:04:37,832 --> 01:04:39,291 (ALARM BLARING) 856 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,044 What's that? 857 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:43,170 The Frontier. 858 01:04:52,514 --> 01:04:54,557 Now, that's strange. What's a cargo ship 859 01:04:54,641 --> 01:04:56,433 doing this close to the Frontier? 860 01:04:57,310 --> 01:05:00,020 GRIG: Hail. This is Gunstar One. 861 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:06,569 I repeat, this is Gunstar One. 862 01:05:06,653 --> 01:05:08,821 Identify yourself, please. 863 01:05:11,032 --> 01:05:12,616 Alex, look out. 864 01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:17,204 A Xurian ship! 865 01:05:19,874 --> 01:05:21,041 Congratulations, Alex. 866 01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:23,836 This is your first live target. 867 01:05:24,004 --> 01:05:25,212 Live? 868 01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:31,719 Within range in five klicks. Get ready! 869 01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:38,183 I've blocked its beam of frequency, 870 01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:40,227 so it can't report back to the Armada. 871 01:05:41,730 --> 01:05:43,522 - Fire when ready! - Grig, wait! 872 01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:56,160 We mustn't lose them in these caves, Alex! Fire! 873 01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:20,893 Shoot, Alex! 874 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:28,359 Shoot! 875 01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:34,573 (GASPS) 876 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:37,159 You did it! 877 01:06:37,243 --> 01:06:38,327 (LAUGHING) 878 01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:46,752 I did it? You did it! 879 01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:48,212 You almost got me killed! 880 01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:51,256 (STAMMERS) 881 01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:53,509 My deepest apologies, Alex. 882 01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:56,637 I had hoped that by putting you in the thick of battle, 883 01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:59,139 a great Starfighter would emerge. 884 01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:04,603 But, alas. Perhaps there was never one within you to begin with. 885 01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:09,024 I shall take you home. 886 01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:13,779 You still may live a long and fruitful life back there. 887 01:07:14,572 --> 01:07:17,908 That is, until the Ko-Dan reach Earth. 888 01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:20,202 But then again. . . 889 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,412 (CLEARS THROAT) 890 01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:34,466 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 891 01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:38,470 Hey, yo, Blake! Make that sucker blast, man! 892 01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:41,223 You got it, dude! All right! 893 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:42,683 (LAUGHING) 894 01:07:45,437 --> 01:07:46,729 (WHOOPING) 895 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:50,023 So Blake comes back in to grab his pants, right? 896 01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:51,859 Sees her old lady, and says, 897 01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:54,987 "I hope this doesn't rule out dinner on Tuesday night." 898 01:07:56,823 --> 01:07:58,323 That's my man! 899 01:08:02,162 --> 01:08:04,705 Alex, are you okay? 900 01:08:04,831 --> 01:08:05,831 Hmm? 901 01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:08,167 Yeah, sure. Why? 902 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:12,337 I don't know. You're just acting spaced out. 903 01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:13,881 You're. . . You're not yourself. 904 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:20,971 Well, if you were me, what would you be doing right now? 905 01:08:24,684 --> 01:08:28,103 Well, for one thing, I'd be trying to enjoy myself. 906 01:08:28,188 --> 01:08:32,107 Leaning back. Kidding around. Laughing. 907 01:08:32,192 --> 01:08:33,358 Laughing? 908 01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:34,818 Well, it's a start, Alex. 909 01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:37,029 Laughing. 910 01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:41,700 (LAUGHING EXAGGERATEDLY) 911 01:08:49,334 --> 01:08:50,834 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 912 01:09:01,596 --> 01:09:03,639 (SNIFFING) 913 01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:09,520 (SNARLING) 914 01:09:09,604 --> 01:09:10,729 (SCREAMING) 915 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:25,160 Nice place. Reminds me of home. 916 01:09:25,245 --> 01:09:27,037 This reminds you of home? 917 01:09:27,121 --> 01:09:28,831 Oh, yes. 918 01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:40,592 I live below ground with my wifeoid and 6,000 little Griglings. 919 01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:51,603 At least, until Xur turns them into slaves. 920 01:09:56,901 --> 01:09:59,152 Where does your kind live? 921 01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:01,613 Oh, uh, houses, mostly. 922 01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:05,951 That's caves above ground. See, here. 923 01:10:06,578 --> 01:10:09,288 Here's my family. 924 01:10:09,914 --> 01:10:11,415 See, that's. . . 925 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:16,086 That's my folks and my brother, Louis, and that's Maggie. 926 01:10:18,298 --> 01:10:20,424 Uh, we live in a mobile home. 927 01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:24,595 That's a cave that goes places. 928 01:10:24,888 --> 01:10:27,055 Only we never went anyplace. 929 01:10:29,684 --> 01:10:33,812 A mobile cave that never went anywhere. Fascinating. 930 01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:37,274 Yeah, but we have below-ground caves near the trailer parks. 931 01:10:37,358 --> 01:10:40,777 Me and my brother, Louis, used to play hide-and-seek in them. 932 01:10:42,906 --> 01:10:44,907 Hide-and-seek. 933 01:10:44,991 --> 01:10:45,949 What is it, Alex? 934 01:10:46,034 --> 01:10:49,661 Well, I was just thinking, maybe we could hide here, 935 01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:54,082 let the Armada pass by, and then hit the turret from behind. 936 01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:56,710 Then we might take them by surprise. 937 01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:04,092 Your plan might really have worked. 938 01:11:04,177 --> 01:11:08,096 What a pity there are no Starfighters left to carry it out. 939 01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:09,514 Yeah. Yeah. 940 01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:13,352 (BEEPING) 941 01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:20,108 A Xurian base! 942 01:11:38,586 --> 01:11:41,213 Two more dead ahead! Closing fast! 943 01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:54,977 (EXPLOSION) 944 01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:08,740 Earth course is logged into navigational beams. 945 01:12:10,535 --> 01:12:11,618 Grig? 946 01:12:13,413 --> 01:12:15,038 What is it, Alex? 947 01:12:19,919 --> 01:12:22,421 Maybe there is a Starfighter left. 948 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,281 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 949 01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,122 (BETA MUMBLING) 950 01:13:01,335 --> 01:13:02,544 BETA: Ow! 951 01:13:10,428 --> 01:13:11,678 What's wrong? 952 01:13:11,763 --> 01:13:13,346 Should I put my tongue in your ear now? 953 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:15,515 Don't bother, Alex. 954 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:17,225 Well, it's just. . . 955 01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:18,977 I'm kind of new at these gland games. 956 01:13:20,646 --> 01:13:22,564 What are you talking about? 957 01:13:22,648 --> 01:13:25,609 It's like you're a million miles away, Alex! 958 01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:30,739 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 959 01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:37,871 (AMPLIFIED BY BETA) Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Darling. 960 01:13:38,998 --> 01:13:41,208 Darling, forgive me. 961 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:52,177 "Darling, forgive me." 962 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,766 Come on! 963 01:13:58,851 --> 01:14:01,103 You're my Juliet. My Venus. 964 01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:02,562 (INAUDIBLE) 965 01:14:05,316 --> 01:14:09,319 "You're my Juliet. My Venus." 966 01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:13,949 Alex! 967 01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:15,992 ALEX: All the other girls meant nothing to me. 968 01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:19,746 It was you, you, you. 969 01:14:19,831 --> 01:14:21,998 WOMAN: Shut up and talk dirty to me. 970 01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:23,375 (WOMAN GIGGLING) 971 01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:29,047 "The other girls meant nothing to me. It was you, you. . ." 972 01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:32,509 Should I talk dirty to you now? 973 01:14:32,593 --> 01:14:33,635 (GRUNTS) 974 01:14:33,719 --> 01:14:35,011 That does it. 975 01:14:35,096 --> 01:14:38,056 Oh, God. All right. I give up. 976 01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:40,142 I'm not Alex Rogan. 977 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:41,726 What? 978 01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:42,936 I'm a beta unit. 979 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:44,271 I'm an exact duplicate of Alex. 980 01:14:44,564 --> 01:14:45,689 He's up there saving the universe, 981 01:14:45,773 --> 01:14:47,566 while I'm down here for target practice. 982 01:14:47,775 --> 01:14:49,151 (MAGGIE SCREAMS) 983 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:51,570 See? 984 01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:02,330 Alex! Or whatever you are. Wait. Wait. 985 01:15:02,415 --> 01:15:03,415 What are you do. . . Let me go. 986 01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:04,499 If that Zando-Zan reports back 987 01:15:04,584 --> 01:15:06,668 that I'm not Alex, Alex is in big trouble! 988 01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:08,003 - You're staying here. - No, I'm not. 989 01:15:08,087 --> 01:15:10,714 I'm not staying anywhere until I find out what's going on! 990 01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:12,841 (HORN HONKS) 991 01:15:13,134 --> 01:15:15,927 Hey, my truck! Hey, hey, come back! 992 01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:20,557 Scratch that paint, and you're dead, Rogan! 993 01:15:30,818 --> 01:15:32,277 Ready to invade, Commander. 994 01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:33,361 Invade. 995 01:15:33,446 --> 01:15:36,531 Commander, the Xurian ships have not answeredour invasion code. 996 01:15:36,616 --> 01:15:38,992 The Frontier is down, the moon is eclipsed, 997 01:15:39,076 --> 01:15:41,411 the Starfighters are dead. Invade! 998 01:15:42,330 --> 01:15:46,208 All squadrons ahead, half speed, with energy probes on. 999 01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:19,658 Energy probe. Shut down, Alex. Shut down. 1000 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:22,244 Power off. 1001 01:16:35,216 --> 01:16:36,508 (GRUNTING) 1002 01:16:38,970 --> 01:16:41,179 MAGGIE: Alex? In space? 1003 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:46,434 - Is this for real? - Yes! That's what I'm telling you! 1004 01:16:46,519 --> 01:16:47,727 It's all for real! 1005 01:16:47,812 --> 01:16:49,396 Well, then, don't talk. Drive! 1006 01:16:51,691 --> 01:16:53,316 (GRUNTING) 1007 01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:02,242 (SIGNAL DRONING) 1008 01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:05,787 Commander Kril, we're getting a signal on the alert frequency. 1009 01:17:05,871 --> 01:17:07,247 Acknowledge. 1010 01:17:08,165 --> 01:17:09,499 (SIGNAL DRONING) 1011 01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:12,294 There it is. All right. 1012 01:17:12,378 --> 01:17:14,254 Now, when I give the signal, we're gonna jump! Okay? 1013 01:17:14,338 --> 01:17:16,172 - What do you mean, "Jump" ? - We're gonna ram him. 1014 01:17:16,257 --> 01:17:17,257 What? 1015 01:17:18,384 --> 01:17:20,969 Extermination Emissary Zeta 6, one message. 1016 01:17:21,053 --> 01:17:22,971 Ready? Jump! 1017 01:17:23,055 --> 01:17:24,389 Alex! 1018 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:25,682 (EXCLAIMS) 1019 01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:28,018 "The last Starfighter. . ." 1020 01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:31,896 You owe me one, Alex. 1021 01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:39,404 Alex! 1022 01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:44,326 Transmission pulsars have stopped, Commander. 1023 01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:46,244 The last Starfighter. . . 1024 01:17:46,329 --> 01:17:47,996 Is dead! 1025 01:17:49,081 --> 01:17:51,416 The last Starfighter is dead! 1026 01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:55,003 Nothing can stop us now. Ahead full. 1027 01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:57,005 To Rylos! 1028 01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:18,610 The command ship! 1029 01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:25,909 There! The turret at the far end! 1030 01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:28,912 I see it. 1031 01:18:32,083 --> 01:18:33,458 Good luck, Starfighter. 1032 01:18:34,168 --> 01:18:36,461 Thanks, Grig. For everything. 1033 01:18:50,101 --> 01:18:51,976 I love you, Alex Rogan. 1034 01:18:53,479 --> 01:18:54,729 Six. 1035 01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:57,148 Heads-up display. Check. 1036 01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,274 Five. 1037 01:18:58,359 --> 01:19:00,193 Lasers. Check. 1038 01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:02,904 Four. Particle beam. Check. 1039 01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:04,656 Three. Proton bolts. Check. 1040 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,200 Two. Chair control. Check. 1041 01:19:07,284 --> 01:19:08,827 One. 1042 01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:11,162 Let's do it. 1043 01:19:20,923 --> 01:19:22,006 (BEEPING) 1044 01:19:22,091 --> 01:19:23,675 ROBOT: Tracking alert. 1045 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:29,305 Unidentified craft. What is it? 1046 01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:35,603 Wait. 1047 01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:37,188 Gunstar! 1048 01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:41,901 So, the last Starfighter is dead? 1049 01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:46,489 This has gone far enough. Seize him! 1050 01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:50,869 How dare you? I am the Emperor of Rylos! 1051 01:19:50,953 --> 01:19:53,872 I and I alone command this entire op. . . 1052 01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:56,499 Release me! I command you! 1053 01:19:56,584 --> 01:19:59,377 You will pay for this with your lives! 1054 01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:02,755 All guns fire! 1055 01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:13,850 There it is, the turret! 1056 01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:15,852 Alex, now! 1057 01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:18,980 Yeah! 1058 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:20,106 Got it! 1059 01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:22,859 Hurry, Alex! Fire! 1060 01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:24,444 The Armada's almost to Rylos! 1061 01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:36,039 (ALL GRUNTING) 1062 01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:44,631 (ROARING) 1063 01:20:44,715 --> 01:20:47,133 VOICE ON PA: Escape pod activated. 1064 01:20:48,802 --> 01:20:50,637 Escape pod ignition. 1065 01:20:51,597 --> 01:20:53,431 The Gunstar is gone from our sensors. 1066 01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:55,308 Alert wing commanders. 1067 01:20:55,976 --> 01:20:58,228 Communication turret is destroyed. 1068 01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:06,903 All communication radar systems are out, Wing Commander. 1069 01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:10,114 Proceed with a visual attack formation. 1070 01:21:13,911 --> 01:21:17,830 Life support good. Ammo packs at peak. 1071 01:21:17,915 --> 01:21:19,624 I think we've got to use Death Blossom. 1072 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,292 Remember, Death Blossom delivers 1073 01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:23,628 only one massive volley at close range. 1074 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,797 Theoretically. 1075 01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:27,257 What do you mean, "Theoretically" ? 1076 01:21:27,341 --> 01:21:29,425 After all, D. B. has never been tested. 1077 01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:32,178 It might overload the systems. Blow up the ship. 1078 01:21:32,263 --> 01:21:33,346 What are you worried about, Grig? 1079 01:21:33,430 --> 01:21:35,139 Theoretically, we should already be dead. 1080 01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:36,474 Mmm-hmm. 1081 01:21:37,351 --> 01:21:40,103 Open Death Blossom petals. Switch is on. 1082 01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:57,287 Do not trigger D. B. until we're within range. 1083 01:21:57,413 --> 01:22:00,039 Just use your lasers until I give the signal. 1084 01:22:00,124 --> 01:22:01,165 Remember to lead. . . 1085 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:02,667 I've been recruited by the Star League 1086 01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:04,419 to defend the Frontier. 1087 01:22:04,503 --> 01:22:05,545 Now, are you ready? 1088 01:22:05,629 --> 01:22:08,256 This is it. Here we go. 1089 01:22:08,382 --> 01:22:10,091 Charge! 1090 01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:24,647 (SNICKERING) 1091 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:33,364 (FIRING) 1092 01:22:39,538 --> 01:22:41,039 On your right! 1093 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:44,042 Your left! 1094 01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:46,586 Evade! 1095 01:22:50,424 --> 01:22:52,884 Power packs are low! We need time to recharge! 1096 01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:57,013 Laser power draining! 1097 01:23:05,522 --> 01:23:08,691 Grig, my weapons are gone! Should I do it? 1098 01:23:08,776 --> 01:23:09,776 Easy, easy. 1099 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,694 Wait till they're all in Death Blossom range! 1100 01:23:14,823 --> 01:23:16,074 (EXPLOSIONS) 1101 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:22,747 Fire! 1102 01:23:56,115 --> 01:23:58,199 We did it. 1103 01:23:58,325 --> 01:24:00,451 Yes, we actually did, didn't we? 1104 01:24:00,828 --> 01:24:02,203 (RUMBLING) 1105 01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:05,915 ALEX: The command ship! 1106 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:07,709 Commander, our guns are out. 1107 01:24:07,793 --> 01:24:09,419 Damage control is repairing them. 1108 01:24:09,503 --> 01:24:12,964 Forget the guns! Ramming speed! 1109 01:24:21,807 --> 01:24:22,849 Grig, we need power! 1110 01:24:22,933 --> 01:24:24,767 Death Blossom's drained all power. 1111 01:24:24,977 --> 01:24:28,688 I'm working on it. I'm trying to run boost. 1112 01:24:32,151 --> 01:24:34,986 All we have left is life support power! 1113 01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:42,952 Grig! 1114 01:24:49,168 --> 01:24:50,501 All right! 1115 01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:01,846 Weapons on! We have them now! Fire. Fire! 1116 01:25:03,182 --> 01:25:04,599 (FIRING) 1117 01:25:17,321 --> 01:25:19,030 (GROANING) 1118 01:25:24,787 --> 01:25:25,912 Damage report! 1119 01:25:25,996 --> 01:25:27,079 (ALARM BLARING) 1120 01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:30,625 Guidance system out. Auxiliary steering out. 1121 01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:34,462 Divert! 1122 01:25:34,546 --> 01:25:35,963 She won't answer the helm! 1123 01:25:36,048 --> 01:25:38,424 We're locked into the moon's gravitational pull! 1124 01:25:38,509 --> 01:25:40,051 What do we do? 1125 01:25:43,889 --> 01:25:44,972 We die. 1126 01:25:45,057 --> 01:25:46,098 (EXPLOSION) 1127 01:25:55,317 --> 01:25:57,068 (ALEX WHOOPS) 1128 01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:09,956 On behalf of the Star League and all citizens of Rylos, 1129 01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:13,209 I congratulate you on your dazzling victory. 1130 01:26:13,293 --> 01:26:14,877 Thank you. Thanks. 1131 01:26:14,962 --> 01:26:18,339 But as you know, the Frontier is down, 1132 01:26:18,423 --> 01:26:20,842 Xur escaped, and there is still danger. 1133 01:26:20,926 --> 01:26:24,053 So I was wondering if you wouldn't be willing to stay on, 1134 01:26:24,137 --> 01:26:26,597 and rebuild the Starfighter Legion. 1135 01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:28,224 Wait a minute. 1136 01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:30,601 Rebuild the Legion? 1137 01:26:30,686 --> 01:26:32,061 Yes. 1138 01:26:32,396 --> 01:26:35,773 Of course, you'd have the help of an old friend. 1139 01:26:36,942 --> 01:26:38,693 An old friend? Who? 1140 01:26:54,877 --> 01:26:57,712 Centauri! I thought you were dead! 1141 01:26:57,796 --> 01:27:01,257 Me die and miss all the excitement? Oh, no. 1142 01:27:01,341 --> 01:27:03,885 I was merely dormant while my body repaired itself. 1143 01:27:03,969 --> 01:27:05,928 Now, I won't bore you with details. 1144 01:27:06,013 --> 01:27:08,806 Suffice it to say, you're on Rylos, my boy. 1145 01:27:08,891 --> 01:27:10,266 Stop thinking human. 1146 01:27:10,350 --> 01:27:11,893 That's lesson number one. 1147 01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:15,396 Now, lesson number two, you've got a good thing going here. 1148 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:17,982 Keep smiling. Don't blow it. 1149 01:27:18,317 --> 01:27:21,944 Lesson number three, always trust Centauri. 1150 01:27:22,112 --> 01:27:23,613 (ALL CHEERING) 1151 01:27:26,950 --> 01:27:28,826 CENTAURI: Alex, they love you! 1152 01:27:32,873 --> 01:27:35,917 You see, all Rylos is behind you. 1153 01:27:37,294 --> 01:27:38,878 You've got to stay, Alex! 1154 01:27:38,962 --> 01:27:40,922 You will stay, won't you? 1155 01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:42,423 CENTAURI: Of course, he'll stay. 1156 01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:43,674 (CHUCKLING) 1157 01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:45,885 That's very reassuring, Centauri. 1158 01:27:45,969 --> 01:27:48,471 Grig, I leave it in your capable hands. 1159 01:27:50,474 --> 01:27:51,933 I'll stay. 1160 01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:07,698 JANE: Alex! Alex! 1161 01:28:21,338 --> 01:28:22,755 MALE VOICE: Greetings... 1162 01:28:24,132 --> 01:28:25,800 Greetings, Starfighter. 1163 01:28:25,884 --> 01:28:27,259 Bunny, have you seen Alex? 1164 01:28:27,344 --> 01:28:28,636 Can't say that I have. 1165 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:31,973 Well, ask Maggie. She knows where he is. 1166 01:28:32,057 --> 01:28:33,975 She was with him. 1167 01:28:34,059 --> 01:28:35,434 Maggie, where's Alex? 1168 01:28:35,519 --> 01:28:38,104 Yeah, where's my truck? Where's your boyfriend? 1169 01:28:38,188 --> 01:28:40,815 Mrs. Rogan, about Alex, you see, he's. . . 1170 01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:42,400 (ALL EXCLAIM) 1171 01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:46,445 - What is it? What's going on? - I don't know. 1172 01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:57,373 (GASPS) 1173 01:29:08,593 --> 01:29:10,177 Oh, my God! 1174 01:29:12,097 --> 01:29:13,097 (WHOOPING) 1175 01:29:13,181 --> 01:29:15,474 All right! We're being invaded! 1176 01:29:42,961 --> 01:29:46,672 Maggie. 1177 01:30:25,170 --> 01:30:26,879 (MACHINERY HUMMING) 1178 01:30:49,903 --> 01:30:51,028 Alex? 1179 01:30:51,196 --> 01:30:52,363 Hi, Maggs. 1180 01:30:53,365 --> 01:30:54,532 Alex, 1181 01:30:56,618 --> 01:30:57,618 is it you? 1182 01:30:57,702 --> 01:31:00,663 I mean, is it really you? 1183 01:31:05,544 --> 01:31:06,627 Look! 1184 01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:09,630 My God. 1185 01:31:10,423 --> 01:31:11,715 It is you. 1186 01:31:12,300 --> 01:31:14,760 It's Alex! Alex! 1187 01:31:14,845 --> 01:31:16,387 Alex, what is going on here? 1188 01:31:16,471 --> 01:31:17,930 What is this thing? 1189 01:31:18,014 --> 01:31:19,557 (CLAMORING) 1190 01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:27,857 Is this your spaceship? 1191 01:31:27,941 --> 01:31:29,608 I don't know what's gotten into him. 1192 01:31:29,734 --> 01:31:31,443 I don't understand that. 1193 01:31:31,528 --> 01:31:32,987 It's so strange! 1194 01:31:33,071 --> 01:31:34,488 Wait. Hold it. Hold it, everybody. 1195 01:31:34,573 --> 01:31:37,575 Alex, what is all this? 1196 01:31:40,078 --> 01:31:42,121 I've been to another planet, Ma. 1197 01:31:42,205 --> 01:31:43,289 Another planet? 1198 01:31:43,373 --> 01:31:44,373 (ALL MURMURING) 1199 01:31:44,457 --> 01:31:46,584 Who was it helpedfix my antenna? 1200 01:31:46,668 --> 01:31:47,668 Yeah, who stole my truck? 1201 01:31:47,752 --> 01:31:48,711 And cut my electric? 1202 01:31:48,795 --> 01:31:50,838 And ruined my stove? 1203 01:31:50,922 --> 01:31:53,174 Oh, that was. . . That was a beta unit. 1204 01:31:53,258 --> 01:31:54,300 OTIS: Beta unit? 1205 01:31:54,384 --> 01:31:55,342 A robot. 1206 01:31:55,427 --> 01:31:56,760 Robot? What the. . . 1207 01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,053 Come on! 1208 01:31:58,138 --> 01:31:59,680 (GASPS) A monster! 1209 01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:01,390 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1210 01:32:03,727 --> 01:32:05,186 (SCOFFS) A monster! 1211 01:32:05,270 --> 01:32:07,229 He got them chains on him. 1212 01:32:07,355 --> 01:32:09,356 All right! It's an alien! 1213 01:32:09,441 --> 01:32:10,941 Oh, no, wait! Hey, hey! 1214 01:32:11,026 --> 01:32:13,027 Granny, put away that shotgun. What's wrong with you? 1215 01:32:13,111 --> 01:32:14,528 This is my friend Grig. 1216 01:32:14,613 --> 01:32:15,946 I want you all to meet my friend here. 1217 01:32:16,031 --> 01:32:17,031 MAN: You got to be kidding! 1218 01:32:17,115 --> 01:32:19,491 Grig, this is Mrs. Boone. 1219 01:32:21,244 --> 01:32:23,370 Hello. 1220 01:32:23,455 --> 01:32:24,622 And this is Elvira. 1221 01:32:24,706 --> 01:32:25,748 Delighted. 1222 01:32:25,832 --> 01:32:27,208 Me, too. How you doing? 1223 01:32:27,292 --> 01:32:28,459 I do well. 1224 01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:29,835 And this is Granny. 1225 01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:33,088 How do you do? 1226 01:32:33,173 --> 01:32:34,632 And this here's Otis. 1227 01:32:34,716 --> 01:32:36,091 A pleasure. 1228 01:32:36,176 --> 01:32:38,385 Any friend of Alex. . . 1229 01:32:39,638 --> 01:32:41,472 And this is Maggie. 1230 01:32:42,641 --> 01:32:44,600 A very large pleasure. 1231 01:32:45,310 --> 01:32:46,477 Hi. 1232 01:32:46,561 --> 01:32:47,811 (CHUCKLING) 1233 01:32:50,857 --> 01:32:52,733 You must be Louis! 1234 01:32:53,026 --> 01:32:54,735 (CHUCKLING) 1235 01:32:55,487 --> 01:32:57,988 I hear good things about you. 1236 01:32:58,073 --> 01:33:00,324 Hear that, you slimes? I'm famous. 1237 01:33:00,408 --> 01:33:01,992 (ALL LAUGHING) 1238 01:33:03,119 --> 01:33:05,496 And this is my mom. 1239 01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:11,293 You should be proud of Alex, Mrs. Rogan. 1240 01:33:11,836 --> 01:33:13,087 You must all be proud of him. 1241 01:33:13,171 --> 01:33:16,966 He saved the Star League and hundreds of worlds, including Earth. 1242 01:33:17,050 --> 01:33:18,842 ELVIRA: Oh, for heaven's sake! 1243 01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:20,844 Oh, my God! 1244 01:33:22,639 --> 01:33:24,682 Time to leave, Alex. 1245 01:33:24,766 --> 01:33:26,016 Alex? 1246 01:33:26,518 --> 01:33:27,685 I have to, Ma. 1247 01:33:27,769 --> 01:33:29,228 They need me up there. 1248 01:33:29,312 --> 01:33:32,064 Oh, Alex, I always knew you'd leave someday, 1249 01:33:32,148 --> 01:33:33,941 but I never expected this. 1250 01:33:34,025 --> 01:33:36,235 Gee, can I go, too, Alex? Can I? 1251 01:33:36,319 --> 01:33:38,946 Sorry, squirt. There's only enough room up there 1252 01:33:39,030 --> 01:33:41,699 for me, Grig, and Maggie. 1253 01:33:43,368 --> 01:33:45,035 - Me? - Yeah. 1254 01:33:46,579 --> 01:33:48,872 Alex, I don't think I can. . . 1255 01:33:48,957 --> 01:33:51,458 What? Come here. Come here. 1256 01:33:52,252 --> 01:33:54,003 Why else do you think I came back? 1257 01:33:54,087 --> 01:33:57,089 - Well. . . - Didn't we say we'd be together? 1258 01:33:57,173 --> 01:34:00,718 Well, yeah, I mean, together here or in the city. 1259 01:34:01,219 --> 01:34:02,886 But. . . But up there, Alex. . . 1260 01:34:02,971 --> 01:34:04,430 Maggs, you got to come. You see, I'm not. . . 1261 01:34:04,514 --> 01:34:06,390 I don't know when I'm gonna be back. 1262 01:34:06,474 --> 01:34:07,474 (SIGHS) 1263 01:34:07,559 --> 01:34:09,393 Don't you see? This is it. This is our big chance. 1264 01:34:09,477 --> 01:34:11,770 It's like what Otis says, 1265 01:34:11,855 --> 01:34:13,480 when it comes, you got to grab on 1266 01:34:13,565 --> 01:34:15,274 with both hands and hold tight. 1267 01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:20,571 Well, what about Granny, Alex? 1268 01:34:25,744 --> 01:34:28,495 You're right. I'm scared of leaving here. 1269 01:34:29,748 --> 01:34:31,332 Why can't you just stay? 1270 01:34:31,416 --> 01:34:34,960 Maggie, I have to leave, and I want you to come with me. 1271 01:34:38,923 --> 01:34:41,759 GRIG: Alex! Hurry! 1272 01:34:44,888 --> 01:34:46,555 Well, I got to go. 1273 01:34:51,269 --> 01:34:52,436 Bye. 1274 01:34:56,191 --> 01:34:58,692 Alex, we can't hold off their radar any longer. 1275 01:34:58,777 --> 01:35:00,944 Yeah, okay. I got to go, Ma. 1276 01:35:01,488 --> 01:35:02,821 Bye. Take it easy. Bye, darling. 1277 01:35:02,906 --> 01:35:04,365 So long. So long, everybody. 1278 01:35:04,449 --> 01:35:05,532 MAN: Bye, Alex! 1279 01:35:05,617 --> 01:35:06,867 LOUIS: Bye! 1280 01:35:06,951 --> 01:35:10,371 WOMAN: Bye, Alex. Bye, Alex! 1281 01:35:10,455 --> 01:35:11,872 (ALL BIDDING FAREWELL) 1282 01:35:20,298 --> 01:35:21,465 GRIG: Alex! 1283 01:35:22,842 --> 01:35:24,134 Granny. . . 1284 01:35:25,387 --> 01:35:28,806 Be sure and write, or whatever it is they do up there. 1285 01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:36,146 Alex! Wait, Alex! 1286 01:35:47,659 --> 01:35:49,243 (INAUDIBLE) 1287 01:35:54,541 --> 01:35:55,791 Get back! Come on! 1288 01:35:55,875 --> 01:35:57,084 Bye! 1289 01:35:57,168 --> 01:35:58,752 Keep your distance! Watch what you're doing. 1290 01:35:58,837 --> 01:36:00,671 Keep your distance, now. 1291 01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:02,923 This baby really packs a punch! 1292 01:36:03,007 --> 01:36:04,049 (ALL BIDDING FAREWELL) 1293 01:36:04,134 --> 01:36:07,010 Bye. 1294 01:36:07,095 --> 01:36:09,513 Look at him! Bye! 1295 01:36:09,681 --> 01:36:11,014 OTIS: Bye. 1296 01:36:13,977 --> 01:36:18,605 Oh, go on. They're gonna be happy up there! So long, Alex! 1297 01:36:20,525 --> 01:36:22,151 So long, Alex! 1298 01:36:22,235 --> 01:36:23,861 (ALL CHATTERING) 1299 01:36:25,530 --> 01:36:26,947 We're gonna be famous, aren't we, Otis? 1300 01:36:27,031 --> 01:36:28,240 Yes, sir! 1301 01:36:28,324 --> 01:36:32,077 The whole world, the whole universe is gonna know about it! 1302 01:36:32,162 --> 01:36:33,829 Starlite, Starbrite, 1303 01:36:33,913 --> 01:36:37,499 the place where Alex and Maggie left for the stars! 1304 01:36:37,584 --> 01:36:39,877 Louis! Louis! 1305 01:36:39,961 --> 01:36:41,545 MALE VOICE: Greetings, Starfighter. 1306 01:36:41,629 --> 01:36:43,464 You have been recruited by the Star League 1307 01:36:43,548 --> 01:36:47,050 to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada. 1308 01:36:55,059 --> 01:36:56,935 Wow!