1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:05,400 Thank you for being a friend. 2 00:00:05,938 --> 00:00:09,135 Traveled down the road and back again. 3 00:00:09,675 --> 00:00:15,341 Your heart is true You're a pal and a confidante. 4 00:00:16,749 --> 00:00:19,650 And if you threw a party. 5 00:00:19,985 --> 00:00:24,046 Invited everyone you knew. 6 00:00:24,823 --> 00:00:28,782 You would see the biggest gift would be from me. 7 00:00:28,861 --> 00:00:31,830 And the card attached would say. 8 00:00:31,897 --> 00:00:38,029 Thank you for being a friend. 9 00:01:05,197 --> 00:01:09,861 Discard already! I'm 80- I'd like to live long enough to see the next hand! 10 00:01:09,935 --> 00:01:12,699 No need to, Ma. Gin. 11 00:01:13,305 --> 00:01:17,173 You're taking advantage. You know I'm whacked out on blood pressure medicine. 12 00:01:17,242 --> 00:01:20,075 Honey, if the medicine bothers you, change the prescription. 13 00:01:20,145 --> 00:01:22,306 I like being whacked out. 14 00:01:22,381 --> 00:01:24,042 Oh, I'm so glad you're here! 15 00:01:24,116 --> 00:01:27,449 My date's brother just came into town and unless I can find a date for him 16 00:01:27,519 --> 00:01:30,283 so we can double, the whole evening's gonna be called off. 17 00:01:30,355 --> 00:01:33,791 So what do you say? Would you please be a friend and go out with him? 18 00:01:33,859 --> 00:01:35,850 Sure, I'm game! 19 00:01:37,629 --> 00:01:40,097 Next time, Sophia. Dorothy, what do you say? 20 00:01:40,165 --> 00:01:43,532 Oh, honey, I'd really love to go. But as you can see, I'm busy. 21 00:01:43,602 --> 00:01:45,092 Busy? You're playing cards! 22 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:48,697 We are not playing cards, we are playing gin rummy. 23 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:49,900 And she stinks at it! 24 00:01:49,975 --> 00:01:52,375 We've been doing it for 30 years - she hasn't beaten me once! 25 00:01:52,377 --> 00:01:54,004 Tonight's going to be different. 26 00:01:54,079 --> 00:01:57,674 Tonight, the 30 years of humiliation ends! 27 00:01:57,749 --> 00:02:01,617 Ooh, I'm so scared, my dentures are chattering. 28 00:02:02,621 --> 00:02:04,384 - Hi! - Oh, Rose, honey, 29 00:02:04,456 --> 00:02:08,153 are you up for a night on the town with two handsome, eligible bachelors? 30 00:02:08,227 --> 00:02:12,721 Thanks for asking, but I don't think so. I'm not that interested in dating anymore. 31 00:02:12,798 --> 00:02:18,327 Now you know that's not true, honey, or you'd let your hair go natural. 32 00:02:19,304 --> 00:02:21,966 You know what my problem really is? I'm spoiled. 33 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,476 I had a long and wonderful marriage with a perfect man. 34 00:02:25,544 --> 00:02:27,842 Everyone seems so ordinary after Charlie. 35 00:02:27,913 --> 00:02:33,010 Honey, it's just for dinner, and Charles would want you to eat. 36 00:02:33,452 --> 00:02:37,650 Oh, Rose, be a friend. If you don't go, I can't go. 37 00:02:37,723 --> 00:02:41,056 I know I'm gonna regret this and I know I'm gonna have a miserable time, 38 00:02:41,126 --> 00:02:42,889 - but I'll go. - Aw, that's the spirit! 39 00:02:42,961 --> 00:02:45,225 I'll go call the boys. 40 00:02:47,432 --> 00:02:49,900 Rose, why do you look so depressed? 41 00:02:49,968 --> 00:02:53,165 I'm tired of going out and not enjoying myself. 42 00:02:53,238 --> 00:02:55,706 All the men I meet act so old. 43 00:02:55,774 --> 00:02:58,743 Last week, I went out with this man that talked for two hours 44 00:02:58,810 --> 00:03:01,802 about his prostate problems. 45 00:03:02,514 --> 00:03:07,110 I lived in Minnesota for 51 years - I never even heard of a prostate. 46 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:10,986 Honey, they don't have them there. It's too cold. 47 00:03:11,657 --> 00:03:14,990 Dorothy, you should be going on this date. At least you'd have some fun. 48 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:19,656 Nothing could be more fun than beating my mother at cards tonight. 49 00:03:19,731 --> 00:03:22,791 - What's the name of the game? - Gin! 50 00:03:30,676 --> 00:03:33,201 Gin! 51 00:03:37,482 --> 00:03:40,576 Dorothy? What's the matter? Something wrong? 52 00:03:40,652 --> 00:03:43,382 The thrill of victory! 53 00:03:43,922 --> 00:03:46,550 The agony of defeat! 54 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:51,652 I don't know why you play cards with your mother. It just makes you crazy. 55 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:54,722 You're absolutely right, Blanche! This has gone on far too long! 56 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,360 Mom, I am not playing gin with you anymore! 57 00:03:57,436 --> 00:04:00,064 You'll be back. You know why? You're too competitive! 58 00:04:00,138 --> 00:04:03,107 It's always been your worst feature. 59 00:04:03,175 --> 00:04:09,080 Actually, your ears are your worst feature. But competitive is right up there! 60 00:04:09,748 --> 00:04:11,113 Do you believe that? 61 00:04:11,183 --> 00:04:15,381 No. I always thought your bony feet were your worst feature. 62 00:04:15,887 --> 00:04:17,367 - Nighty-night! - Wait! Wait a minute! 63 00:04:17,389 --> 00:04:19,721 Wait a minute, you haven't told me about the double date! 64 00:04:19,791 --> 00:04:21,315 It was a complete disaster. 65 00:04:21,393 --> 00:04:23,588 You mean Rose and her guy didn't hit it off? 66 00:04:23,662 --> 00:04:25,687 Oh no, they got along just great. 67 00:04:25,764 --> 00:04:29,222 It was my escort who turned out to be the dud. 68 00:04:29,301 --> 00:04:33,465 Next time, I'm gonna date both brothers before I give one away. 69 00:04:34,473 --> 00:04:38,000 - Hi! - Hi! I hear you had a great time tonight. 70 00:04:38,076 --> 00:04:40,067 It was the best! 71 00:04:40,145 --> 00:04:43,603 I haven't laughed so much or acted so silly since I was a teenager. 72 00:04:43,682 --> 00:04:45,115 - You know what we did? - What? 73 00:04:45,183 --> 00:04:48,710 - We ran a tollbooth! - Oh... 74 00:04:48,787 --> 00:04:52,450 Arnie said he just did it because it was there! 75 00:04:54,693 --> 00:04:58,857 Oh, he is the most outrageous, unpredictable man I have ever met! 76 00:04:58,930 --> 00:05:01,592 Jeffrey's on a low-sodium diet. 77 00:05:05,570 --> 00:05:10,405 I can't remember when I had so much fun! We went dancing at The Beachcomber. 78 00:05:10,475 --> 00:05:12,340 We're gonna go back again tomorrow night. 79 00:05:12,411 --> 00:05:16,848 Jeffrey doesn't dance. He says it makes his ankles swell. 80 00:05:16,915 --> 00:05:19,850 Honey, I think it's terrific that you had a good time tonight. 81 00:05:19,918 --> 00:05:23,081 I have you two to thank for it. Goodnight! 82 00:05:23,155 --> 00:05:25,385 - Goodnight. - Goodnight! 83 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:30,227 Blanche, come on now! Be happy for her! She finally met someone. 84 00:05:30,295 --> 00:05:32,593 I mean, you go out with lots of interesting guys! 85 00:05:32,664 --> 00:05:34,291 Name one. 86 00:05:34,366 --> 00:05:36,926 How about that coach from the Miami Dolphins? 87 00:05:37,002 --> 00:05:40,631 Oh, yeah. That night was kind of fun. 88 00:05:40,706 --> 00:05:45,609 The training room, the whirlpool, the adhesive tape... 89 00:05:47,479 --> 00:05:49,470 Name another one. 90 00:05:49,548 --> 00:05:53,040 Honey, take a cold shower and go to bed. 91 00:06:00,325 --> 00:06:03,453 Dorothy, would you please open this jar of macadamia nuts for me? 92 00:06:03,528 --> 00:06:05,587 - You can't get it open? - Oh, I didn't try. 93 00:06:05,664 --> 00:06:10,658 - I don't want to risk cracking a nail. - What are these, claws? 94 00:06:11,403 --> 00:06:15,169 I figured you wouldn't mind, seeing as how you work with your hands all day. 95 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:19,643 I'm a teacher - I grade papers. I don't shuck oysters! 96 00:06:19,811 --> 00:06:20,811 Thank you. 97 00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:23,939 I'm going next door to Frieda Goodson's. We're having a club meeting. 98 00:06:24,015 --> 00:06:25,676 I didn't know you were in a club. 99 00:06:25,751 --> 00:06:28,743 A bunch of us get together and send our pictures in to Willard Scott 100 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:32,085 with a note saying we're 100. 101 00:06:33,692 --> 00:06:35,387 Ma, that's ridiculous! 102 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:38,987 You got a better way to get on The Today Show? 103 00:06:40,799 --> 00:06:44,963 Will you take it inside, Rose? This isn't the French Quarter! 104 00:06:46,505 --> 00:06:50,032 - You'll think about next week, Rose? - I will, Arnie. 105 00:06:50,108 --> 00:06:52,167 Talk to you soon. 106 00:06:54,379 --> 00:06:59,373 Well, it looks like you and Arnie are getting pretty serious. 107 00:07:16,168 --> 00:07:18,728 - Honey, are you all right? - I'll be fine. 108 00:07:18,804 --> 00:07:19,804 Is this about Arnie? 109 00:07:19,871 --> 00:07:25,400 No, Blanche, she's upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke. 110 00:07:30,849 --> 00:07:35,343 Arnie wants me to go away with him on a cruise to the Bahamas. 111 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:40,050 Oh, and you're upset because he wants you to pay your own way? 112 00:07:42,828 --> 00:07:46,855 I'm upset because we'll be all alone. In the middle of the ocean. 113 00:07:46,932 --> 00:07:50,732 On a ship. In a state room. With a bed. 114 00:07:52,604 --> 00:07:54,128 Oh. 115 00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:56,572 I don't know what to do. 116 00:07:56,641 --> 00:07:58,632 I haven't... 117 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:03,613 been with a man in that special way since Charlie died. 118 00:08:03,682 --> 00:08:06,310 Get out of here! 119 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:12,181 It's true! Charlie was the only lover I ever had. 120 00:08:12,257 --> 00:08:14,953 And my first time was on our wedding night. 121 00:08:15,026 --> 00:08:17,517 Get out of here! 122 00:08:17,662 --> 00:08:19,562 Oh, back off, Blanche! 123 00:08:19,631 --> 00:08:24,193 Not all of us are classified by the Navy as a friendly port! 124 00:08:27,439 --> 00:08:31,170 Maybe it sounds strange, but without Charlie, 125 00:08:31,243 --> 00:08:34,701 I thought that part of my life was over. I never gave it a second thought. 126 00:08:34,779 --> 00:08:36,770 Until now? 127 00:08:37,282 --> 00:08:39,045 Then I think you should go on the cruise. 128 00:08:39,117 --> 00:08:42,314 Honey, if the situation is right, you'll know it. 129 00:08:42,387 --> 00:08:43,513 But I'm not sure I'm ready. 130 00:08:43,588 --> 00:08:46,318 Oh, honey, I know what you're going through. 131 00:08:46,391 --> 00:08:49,121 The bottom line is, if you take a chance in life, 132 00:08:49,194 --> 00:08:52,357 sometimes good things happen, sometimes bad things happen. 133 00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:56,867 But honey, if you don't take a chance, nothing happens. 134 00:08:57,869 --> 00:08:59,131 I'm gonna take a chance. 135 00:08:59,204 --> 00:09:02,196 - Oh, that's wonderful! - Oh, great, Rose! 136 00:09:02,274 --> 00:09:03,400 Oh, I have to look in my closet. 137 00:09:03,475 --> 00:09:06,410 I don't even know what to wear the first night on the ship! 138 00:09:06,478 --> 00:09:09,470 A life jacket and a great big smile! 139 00:09:51,423 --> 00:09:53,914 - You startled me! - Oh, I'm sorry. 140 00:09:53,992 --> 00:09:56,654 Next time I'II... I'll knock. 141 00:09:58,163 --> 00:09:59,528 I like your bathrobe. 142 00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:02,897 Yeah. Kids gave it to me for Father's Day. 143 00:10:02,968 --> 00:10:09,430 I wish I had that knack. Picking out unusual gifts. 144 00:10:09,507 --> 00:10:14,740 - Is it, um, is it terry cloth? - Yeah, I think it is. 145 00:10:14,813 --> 00:10:18,715 Terry cloth wears a long time. It's a nice fabric. 146 00:10:18,783 --> 00:10:22,947 - Yes, perfect for a robe. - Mm-hmm. 147 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:28,184 - Well, I guess it's time to turn in. - I guess. 148 00:10:30,962 --> 00:10:33,396 Oh, you're not tired? 149 00:10:33,465 --> 00:10:35,524 - Not really. - Me neither. 150 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,569 Do you feel like dancing? 151 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:43,404 Oh, I'd love to. I can be dressed and back in that ballroom in ten minutes! 152 00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:46,171 No, no, Rose! We don't have to go through all that trouble. 153 00:10:46,244 --> 00:10:51,978 See, I bought this for my grandson - sounded so good, I kept it for myself. 154 00:10:56,388 --> 00:11:00,552 - Oh, I love Glenn Miller! - Come on. 155 00:11:03,161 --> 00:11:06,324 I met my husband at a Glenn Miller dance. 156 00:11:06,398 --> 00:11:09,805 It wasn't really the Glenn Miller Orchestra - 157 00:11:09,818 --> 00:11:13,236 it was Dick Singleton and The Singletones. 158 00:11:13,304 --> 00:11:18,833 Their motto was: If you close your eyes, you think it's Glenn Miller. 159 00:11:20,445 --> 00:11:25,280 Believe me, no matter what you did, you knew it was Dick Singleton. 160 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:29,753 Rose, Rose, you're one of a kind. 161 00:11:29,821 --> 00:11:32,949 That's what my husband used to say. 162 00:11:33,024 --> 00:11:38,860 You know, in a lot of ways, you remind me of Charlie. 163 00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:43,162 The way you laugh. The way you dance. Even the way... 164 00:11:43,234 --> 00:11:49,867 Rose, I'm not Charlie. I'm Arnie Peterson from Plainfield, New Jersey. 165 00:11:49,941 --> 00:11:55,072 If you like me, it's for who I am, not for who I remind you of. 166 00:11:57,048 --> 00:12:00,779 I do like you, Arnie Peterson. 167 00:12:00,852 --> 00:12:04,344 I like you too, Rose Nyland. 168 00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:38,614 - Oh, you can't sleep either, huh? - No. Want some tea? 169 00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:40,920 Oh, please. 170 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:47,122 Watch what you're grabbing. I got a specimen in there. 171 00:12:51,503 --> 00:12:53,869 Gee, I wonder what Rose is doing right now. 172 00:12:53,938 --> 00:12:57,840 You mean, you wonder if she's doing it right now. 173 00:12:57,909 --> 00:13:01,436 No, I just wonder if maybe we didn't push her into something too fast. 174 00:13:01,513 --> 00:13:06,815 What I can't understand is how in the world she managed to wait 15 years. 175 00:13:06,885 --> 00:13:09,547 How long did you wait after George died? 176 00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:12,954 - 'Till the paramedics came. - Ma! 177 00:13:20,899 --> 00:13:25,097 As the reverend was performing the funeral service, 178 00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:29,004 - I knew for sure that he wanted me. - Oh... 179 00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:35,071 I'd always known that there'd been something between us. 180 00:13:35,146 --> 00:13:41,642 Sometimes from the pulpit, he'd be talking about sin and he'd look straight at me. 181 00:13:43,121 --> 00:13:44,986 We couldn't do anything about it because he was married. 182 00:13:45,056 --> 00:13:50,688 But after his wife died, there was no stopping him. 183 00:13:50,762 --> 00:13:51,558 So? 184 00:13:51,629 --> 00:13:57,898 Well, we could finally consummate our long and burning passion. 185 00:13:58,503 --> 00:14:01,597 And? 186 00:14:02,874 --> 00:14:05,240 It took about ten minutes. He wore his watch and his socks. 187 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,710 I never saw him again. 188 00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:11,341 Your father didn't even take off his pants! 189 00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:13,077 Ma! 190 00:14:13,151 --> 00:14:16,552 What about you, Dorothy? Who was the first after Stan, hmm? 191 00:14:16,621 --> 00:14:19,954 - Blanche. - Her divorce lawyer. 192 00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:23,425 - How did you know? - It's always the divorce lawyer. 193 00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:26,493 Oh, it was a terrible time for me. 194 00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:29,294 You know, I'd gone on an eating binge when Stan left 195 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:33,201 and I put on quite a bit of weight. Plus, I was not a 20-year-old. 196 00:14:33,271 --> 00:14:35,432 You know, when you're 20, no matter what you do, 197 00:14:35,506 --> 00:14:39,135 everything stays where it's supposed to. 198 00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:46,480 Now, when you lean over, it looks like somebody's let the air out of your face. 199 00:14:47,185 --> 00:14:48,185 What? 200 00:14:48,253 --> 00:14:51,689 Honey, lean over a mirror some time and take a look at yourself. 201 00:14:52,023 --> 00:14:54,355 - Where's a mirror? - There's one in the tool drawer. 202 00:14:54,425 --> 00:14:57,861 I think you'd better take a sedative before you look. 203 00:14:57,929 --> 00:15:00,898 Don't be silly. I look at my face all the time. 204 00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:05,902 How different could it be leaning over? Oh, my God! 205 00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:10,805 Oh, my God, Dorothy, why didn't you tell me about this before? 206 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,708 Only on your back, Blanche. 207 00:15:13,778 --> 00:15:18,613 That way everything slides back and you look like you just had a face lift. 208 00:15:19,684 --> 00:15:23,176 Oh, you're right. I'm gorgeous. 209 00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:26,712 I'm gonna have to meet men lying down. 210 00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:28,725 I thought you did. 211 00:15:31,729 --> 00:15:38,532 Of course that way, not only does your face fall back, but your chest does too. 212 00:15:38,603 --> 00:15:43,233 Unfortunately, it falls back and off to the side. 213 00:15:55,286 --> 00:16:00,553 Rose, Rose, are you still in there? This is crazy! 214 00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:05,858 Look, I talked to the purser. Another cabin is available and I'll move to it. 215 00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:11,368 But I need to get in the bathroom, Rose. I hate to go anywhere without my Actifed. 216 00:16:12,503 --> 00:16:14,630 Good morning. 217 00:16:15,239 --> 00:16:18,640 I can't let you see my eyes. They look terrible from crying. 218 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:21,144 Rose, you couldn't possibly look terrible to me. 219 00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:24,477 I left my contact lenses in the bathroom. 220 00:16:26,451 --> 00:16:30,148 I'm sorry. I am so sorry. 221 00:16:31,622 --> 00:16:35,683 Yeah, it can be awkward. 222 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,890 I thought I could do it, I really did. And then I couldn't. 223 00:16:39,964 --> 00:16:45,402 You see, it would have been the first time since my husband died. 224 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:50,635 I figured it was the first time. It's been 15 years since he died, huh? 225 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:54,235 Boy, he must have been something. 226 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,547 This may sound silly, but it's true. 227 00:16:58,616 --> 00:17:03,519 I felt I would be unfaithful to Charlie if I slept with you. 228 00:17:03,588 --> 00:17:07,319 Rose, it's not silly. I felt that way when my wife died. 229 00:17:07,925 --> 00:17:09,859 - You did? - Absolutely. 230 00:17:09,927 --> 00:17:13,761 'Course I didn't let that stop me. 231 00:17:14,332 --> 00:17:16,960 You mean you'd just make love and feel lousy? 232 00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:23,065 Well, I'd feel lousy about it. But otherwise, I'd feel terrific. 233 00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:28,601 Look, that's the difference between men and women, I guess. 234 00:17:28,679 --> 00:17:31,978 We can do it no matter what. 235 00:17:33,918 --> 00:17:40,414 Rose, I adored Molly, my wife. We were married 34 years. 236 00:17:40,491 --> 00:17:42,982 Never slept with another woman. 237 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:49,466 I looked, I enjoyed, I patted a few bottoms, but that was it, Rose. 238 00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:52,526 No, Molly was my world. 239 00:17:53,271 --> 00:17:56,331 Then one day... 240 00:17:56,407 --> 00:18:00,468 a drunk in a Chevy... took my world away. 241 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:04,173 For a year, I was a zombie. 242 00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:09,914 I dressed, I worked, I slept. For fun, I ate onion sandwiches. 243 00:18:10,788 --> 00:18:15,248 Then one day, my daughter sat me down and she said, 244 00:18:15,326 --> 00:18:17,988 "Mom would hate what you're doing." 245 00:18:18,062 --> 00:18:22,556 She would say, 'Arnie, who are you saving yourself for? I'm dead. 246 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:27,195 And I'm not in heaven if I have to worry about you. "' 247 00:18:27,271 --> 00:18:30,263 That convinced me. 248 00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:36,369 I wonder what Charlie would say, if he knew. 249 00:18:36,447 --> 00:18:38,677 Probably the same thing Molly said. 250 00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:42,711 Molly didn't actually say that, Rose. 251 00:18:44,088 --> 00:18:47,455 - There's something else. - Oh? 252 00:18:47,525 --> 00:18:49,618 I might kill you. 253 00:18:51,596 --> 00:18:55,657 What? What are you talking about? 254 00:18:55,733 --> 00:19:00,136 I've never told anybody this in my life, but my husband died 255 00:19:00,204 --> 00:19:04,038 while he was making love to me. 256 00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:10,513 And I'm afraid if we make love, I'll kill you. 257 00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:17,681 If you haven't made love in 15 years, that's a possibility. 258 00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:23,186 Hey, Rose... Rose, don't worry about it. 259 00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:28,722 Listen, I had a checkup a couple of weeks ago - I got the heart of a 12-year-old. 260 00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:32,360 Rose, whatever you want to do is fine with me. 261 00:19:32,436 --> 00:19:36,600 I just like being with you. 262 00:19:37,508 --> 00:19:41,672 Hey, I'd better pack my stuff. 263 00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:45,213 - Arnie? - Yeah? 264 00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:47,683 Sit down. 265 00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:57,454 Hold me. 266 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:22,015 Buzz off. 267 00:20:22,086 --> 00:20:25,317 - I'll spot you 25 points. - Aw, Ma, enough already. 268 00:20:25,389 --> 00:20:27,482 I'm not gonna play cards with you anymore. 269 00:20:27,558 --> 00:20:29,185 - Why not? - Why should I? 270 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,558 You're the only one who gets any enjoyment out of it. 271 00:20:31,629 --> 00:20:35,656 - Nah, cards bore me to tears. - Then why do you play? 272 00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:38,167 - I like the talking. - The what? 273 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:43,299 The talking. You and I had some of our best talks over a game of gin rummy. 274 00:20:43,374 --> 00:20:45,706 I don't know why. It just seemed easier for both of us 275 00:20:45,776 --> 00:20:50,110 to open up while we were playing cards. Your aunt Jean was the same way. 276 00:20:50,181 --> 00:20:52,809 During a pinochle game, she told me 277 00:20:52,883 --> 00:20:58,014 that she swam nude in a pool with Charles Boyer. 278 00:20:58,089 --> 00:21:00,751 Aunt Jean? You never told me that. 279 00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:04,420 I would have gotten around to it, but we stopped playing cards. 280 00:21:04,495 --> 00:21:06,793 Rose is back. Her taxi just pulled up. 281 00:21:06,864 --> 00:21:09,958 Oh, I wonder if she had a great time on that cruise. 282 00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:13,970 - She did if she fooled around. - I can't wait to find out. 283 00:21:14,038 --> 00:21:15,903 Oh, come on now. It's none of our business. 284 00:21:15,973 --> 00:21:18,373 - I bet she did. - I bet she got cold feet. 285 00:21:18,442 --> 00:21:20,910 Now listen, I want to know just as much as you two. 286 00:21:20,978 --> 00:21:23,412 But what happened between her and Arnie is private. 287 00:21:23,481 --> 00:21:25,847 If she wants to talk about it, fine. But if she doesn't, 288 00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:30,683 I don't want anybody asking any embarrassing questions. 289 00:21:31,389 --> 00:21:32,389 I'm back! 290 00:21:32,456 --> 00:21:36,654 So, did you and Arnie play find the cannoli? 291 00:21:41,699 --> 00:21:44,167 - What? - Nothing, nothing Rose! 292 00:21:44,235 --> 00:21:46,430 Just sit down here, honey, and tell us all about your trip. 293 00:21:46,504 --> 00:21:49,940 Oh, it was fabulous! The food was delicious. 294 00:21:50,007 --> 00:21:52,066 The weather was absolutely gorgeous. 295 00:21:52,143 --> 00:21:55,340 And the activities on board ship, well, the list goes on forever! 296 00:21:55,413 --> 00:22:00,077 Masquerade balls, hootenannies, tours of the engine room, fashion shows, 297 00:22:00,151 --> 00:22:03,882 Jazzercize, Las Vegas Night, Monte Carlo Night, 298 00:22:03,954 --> 00:22:05,615 Rio Night, Riviera Night... 299 00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:10,593 Who cares, Rose! Did you and Arnie hit the sheets or not? 300 00:22:11,762 --> 00:22:14,458 Dorothy! 301 00:22:17,868 --> 00:22:24,637 - Some women don't kiss and tell. - Oh, shoot, honey, that's half the fun. 302 00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:28,440 Most of the boys I dated in college were just for the stories. 303 00:22:28,512 --> 00:22:32,243 You must have more stories than O. Henry! 304 00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:33,542 I'm gonna unpack. 305 00:22:33,617 --> 00:22:35,448 Now, this isn't fair. You have to tell us. 306 00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:36,645 No, you don't. 307 00:22:36,721 --> 00:22:40,418 But if you go out that door and don't come back in, we'll know you didn't. 308 00:22:40,491 --> 00:22:45,087 And if you do come back, that means you did. 309 00:22:54,638 --> 00:22:56,572 - It was wonderful. - Oh! 310 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,972 Oh, honey, this is terrific! 311 00:22:59,043 --> 00:23:02,501 Oh, I'm so happy, and I have you two to thank for it! 312 00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:08,485 You two? Don't you think Arnie should get at least an honorable mention? 313 00:23:08,552 --> 00:23:12,283 I want you to know, going on this cruise changed my life. 314 00:23:12,356 --> 00:23:15,621 Being with Arnie made me realize that I can care for a man again, 315 00:23:15,693 --> 00:23:17,888 without feeling guilty about it. 316 00:23:17,962 --> 00:23:21,830 Oh, it's a nice feeling, you know, that when one part of your life is over, 317 00:23:21,899 --> 00:23:25,528 another part can begin. Now I'm really gonna unpack. 318 00:23:25,603 --> 00:23:30,165 Oh, let me help you, honey. I'll get the juicy details. 319 00:23:32,443 --> 00:23:33,842 Ma, Persian Rummy? 320 00:23:33,911 --> 00:23:35,503 - 500 points? - Penny a point. 321 00:23:35,579 --> 00:23:39,743 You deal. I meant to tell you, I got a card from Gloria Pelizado today. 322 00:23:39,817 --> 00:23:44,754 Oh, how many stamps did she use? Gloria Pelizado's been dead for two years. 323 00:23:44,822 --> 00:23:47,484 Who said Gloria Pelizado? I said Flo Pelizado. 324 00:23:47,558 --> 00:23:50,755 - Why don't you pay attention? - Oh, how is Flo? 325 00:23:50,828 --> 00:23:54,389 Oh, beautiful. She and her second husband, Pete, are in Rome. 326 00:23:54,465 --> 00:23:56,490 You remember Pete, the man you could have had? 327 00:23:56,567 --> 00:24:00,003 I did have him. That's why I didn't want him. 328 00:24:01,105 --> 00:24:03,096 You and Pete? You never told me that! 329 00:24:03,174 --> 00:24:06,701 Later, later. First I want to hear about Aunt Jean and Charles Boyer. 330 00:24:06,777 --> 00:24:08,438 Oh, you know your Aunt Jean. 331 00:24:08,512 --> 00:24:11,174 She was always just two steps away from the gutter. 332 00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:15,147 Anyway, one summer she decided to...