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[Honks]

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[Speaking foreign language]

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MacGyver:
When I was a kid back in Minnesota,

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[had a cub scout den mother,
a Mrs. Fryfogel.

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She taught us backwoods
common sense,

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like, "don't drop crumbs
on the trail...

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[Grunts, then yells
in foreign language]

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Because you never know what kind
of critter might be right behind you,

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picking up the pieces."

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I 'i/ never forget the motto
she taught us:

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"Be prepared."

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Now, it's been said

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that the best company you could have
in a strange place is a map.

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This particular map documents

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the plans of some
heavy-handed troublemakers.

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Folks back home figure
it! Can get a hold of it,

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the trouble might stop.

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[Yelling in foreign language]

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The great thing about a map,

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it can get you in and out of places
a lot of different ways.

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[Gun fires, then people scream]

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[Speaking in foreign language]

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[Screams]

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[Gasps]

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[Speaking in foreign language]

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[Gun fires]

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That is far enough.

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The map.

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You know, I'd like to...

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But I really need it myself.

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You amuse me.

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[Groans]

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Sorry.

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But I really do need it.

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[Yelling in foreign language]

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[Gun fires]

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[Flames roar]

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It just goes to show you,

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a good map will always get you
where you wanna go.

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[Inaudible dialogue]

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Well, the map got me home,

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but a newspaper publisher made sure
I didn't get to stay long.

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Seems there's this problem
in Central America.

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I remember one time,
I was maybe 7 or 8,

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my dad and I took a truckload
of apples to market in another town.

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As soon as we got there,
even as little as I was,

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I felt there was something real wrong
in that town.

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When I asked my dad about it,

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he said they'd lynched
an innocent man there.

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[Screams]

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I was a lot older before I understood
exactly what that meant.

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Well, how're you doing, guys?
What's the haps here?

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Nice girl. Kind of reminds me
of my sister.

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Oh, I'm sorry, maybe you guys
don't recognize me.

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The name's Jackson,
Andrew Jackson.

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You may have seen my picture
on the front of the 20-dollar bill?

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You know what I'm talking about?

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[Laughs]

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Yeah, I thought you'd understand.
Nice doing business with you guys.

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[Machinery humming]

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Name's MacGyver.

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I'm looking for a photographer
by the name of Kate connolly.

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Her publisher said
I might find her here.

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Look, if I've come at
an inconvenient time...

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Who is this publisher?

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Arthur Prescott.

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He hasn't heard from her
in quite some time,

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and seeing how things are around
here, he got worried enough...

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To send you down here. Hmm?

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I'm supposed to believe that?

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Kate: Oh, hell, Diego,

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he's probably telling the truth.

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I'm almost out of the soup.

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Okay, you, come on in.

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Senor, I am a terrible shot.

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I might try to just wound you
a little bit,

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so you be very careful.

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I'm harmless.

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So your name's MacGyver,
and you're harmless.

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- What do you want?
- It's what your publisher wants.

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He wants you back home,
safe and sound.

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So he sent you?

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Well, none of his letters
or phone calls worked.

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You gotta admit, I'm a little better
than a telegram.

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Hey, that's Dave ryerson.

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He's not even supposed to be
in this hemisphere unless he's in jail.

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How do you know him?

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Oh, we met once

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before he was deported
from the states.

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Yeah?

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Oh, and Dave kind of
blames me for that.

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You may come in handy.

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To your publisher, "handy" means
getting you out of here.

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Uh-uh. I've got a big story cooking.

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We've been digging for weeks,
and I'm almost there.

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Kate, your story could also help us

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get rid of a piece of human garbage
from our government.

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General Antonio vasquez.

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Oh, yeah, the army guy
who runs the secret police.

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I understand he has some
big career moves in mind too.

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He's got the men.
He just needs the arms.

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And he's dealing for them. Now.

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With ryerson and
the crime syndicate?

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The deal's set for today and if...

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When I get the pictures...

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Look, I need the pictures.

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So your job is to help me
get into ryerson's hacienda.

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No, excuse me, ma'am, but my
job is to get you out of the country.

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MacGyver, you can do both.

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We would be most grateful
if you could help us.

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Then we leave the country?

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[Exhales]

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You're going to need this.

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Actually, I do much better
without them. Thanks.

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Mind if I borrow something
from your camera bag?

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Kate: It depends what.

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Just that camera strap.

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I need one with a plastic clip.

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That wire's got enough juice in it
to straighten your hair.

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You'd be handy next time
I lose my door key.

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- You know, this place is none too...
- This spot's just fine.

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- It's not the safest.
- Look, if you're nervous,

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why don't you wait on the other side
of the wall while I take...

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There's ryerson.

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Here comes vasquez.
The deal's going down now.

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[Laughing]

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Ryerson:
Great to see you! You look good.

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Vasquez:
Yes, yes, and yourself too.

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- Looks like you put on some weight.
- Right on time. Yeah, yeah.

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I can't wait. I can't wait.

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I understand you have some
excellent things for me, huh?

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All right, now, here we are.

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- Plenty more where this came from.
- An impressive display.

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MacGyver: Looks like
an army surplus store in there.

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Perfect.

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Ryerson is showing the general
his sample case.

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I can assure you my organization
can guarantee delivery

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of all the light weapons
in 30 days, general.

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- That's everything you needed, isn't it?
- And the tanks?

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Three months.

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[Sighs]

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We're ready to start
unlimited shipments to you.

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Is it a deal?

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A very complex deal.

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Very risky for both our futures.

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Out of film.

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Good. It's time to get out of here.

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I need one more shot.

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Yes, it is a deal.

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[Laughing]

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[Camera clicking]

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[Yelling in Spanish]

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I'm an accredited correspondent,
and you have no right to do this.

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I haven't had the pleasure of meeting
the lady before, general,

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but I'd like to introduce you
to an old buddy of mine

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I've been hoping to
run across again.

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Welcome to our country, MacGyver.

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Look, I'm warning you.
My newspaper knows where I am.

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Yeah, so they sent mother MacGyver
here to get you out.

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That is why you're here,
isn't it, MacGyver?

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It might be that I'm working on getting
you kicked out of this country too.

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You know, I'm gonna enjoy
your funeral.

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Down here they make quite a fiesta
out of things like that.

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Lots of Tequila, some dancing girls,
may even shed a tear or two.

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You have both won an invitation.

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Kate:
Don't you realize the chance

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you'd take harming us?

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- My newspaper would...
- Write a touching obituary.

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Now I'll have the film.

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- No.
- Come on!

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Now, let's not be dumb about this.
What do you say.

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Getting sensible, MacGyver? Good.

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- There you go. I think it was that one.
- You can't!

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You know, ryerson,
now that the evidence is gone,

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there's probably no need to kill us.

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There's no need at all,
is there, general?

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You probably wouldn't mind
if we just kind of moseyed on, huh?

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Kate: I want my cameras back.

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Ryerson:
Just give me the rest of the film

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and your other camera too.
Come on!

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Yeah, I think a little cooperation
would go a long ways

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in this situation, don't you?

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- What is that stuff?
- Plastique. Silly putty with a bang.

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[Groans]

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[Explosions, then yelling
in Spanish]

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- Those photographs!
- They'll never be published.

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Better not, my friend,
or we're both dead.

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[Yells in Spanish]

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- The enemy's out there.
- But you have brought them to me!

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All right, so it went haywire!

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I was afraid something
would go wrong.

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It can be fixed.
With a little help from your army.

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I can do the developing
at the darkroom.

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Wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it.

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He really meant it, you know?

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Being the voice of truth.

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- It was because of me that he...
- No.

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It's because of the kind of man
he was, Kate.

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We'll get that film out.

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I promise you.

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MacGyver, every time
something happens around here,

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they lock the airport down,

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troops pour all over every friendly
embassy, roads are blocked.

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Just look, this whole town's already
under military guard.

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Yep, that's right.

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So we take the film out ourselves,

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across the border into Mexico.

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That's more than 100 kilometers.

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How are we even gonna
get out of here?

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I've been thinking about that.
You mind if! Borrow something?

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- What?
- Oh, you don't need a bag

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for just one camera, do you?
I can put this strap to good use.

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[Cows clink]

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00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,612
We need all the help we can get.

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Be ready when I get back.

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00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,213
Ready for what? Back from where?

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- We're out of here.
- Are you crazy? They'll hear us.

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Shh, shh, shh.

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[Bell rings, fireworks blast]

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[Screaming]

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00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:38,829
Oh, that's not necessary.

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00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:10,819
What are you doing?

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00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,405
I'm making a periscope.

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- Compact.
- What?

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Compact!

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[Gun fires]

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MacGyver.

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Who is this friend of yours?

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This MacGyver?

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That was terrific! We made it.

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But the border's still 100 kilometers.
And I know ryerson.

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He won't give up easy.

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00:27:57,134 --> 00:28:00,095
Hey, MacGyver, level with me.

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Are we gonna make it?

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00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:04,933
Well, we made it this far, didn't we?

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Somehow, I'm not reassured.

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We'll stay on the main highway.

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You work a search pattern
heading north.

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00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:20,032
Check every road, every mule path!

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Kate: You know, when I woke up
this morning,

243
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I had three very expensive cameras.

244
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:33,170
Well, at least you didn't wreck this one.
This is my lucky camera.

245
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:37,090
If anything happened to this baby,
I'd die...

246
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Or kill.

247
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:50,520
- So where are you from, MacGyver?
- Well, I started out in Minnesota.

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Since then...

249
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Here, there, this place, that place.

250
00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:58,070
Trouble with the law or itchy feet?

251
00:28:58,278 --> 00:28:59,905
Oh, a little of that.

252
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,866
Mostly I wanted to see how
the world worked,

253
00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:07,287
meet people, learn how
they're different, the same.

254
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:11,083
MacGyver, you are a romantic.

255
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:12,459
No, no.

256
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,087
Just a guy who...

257
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:17,047
[Engine buzzes nearby]

258
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:20,300
Spotter plane. Great.

259
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:22,844
[Engine revs]

260
00:29:23,053 --> 00:29:25,097
Pilot: Bus spotted heading north
toward garabuan.

261
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,556
Moving under cover.

262
00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:29,351
- Lost visual contact.
- Faster!

263
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:36,942
MacGyver:
Hang on! That plane saw us!

264
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:40,320
Slow down, MacGyver!
You're messing up my shots!

265
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,836
[Screams]

266
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:17,190
- Don't say it.
- I wasn't gonna say a thing.

267
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:20,944
We're sunk. This is it.

268
00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:23,405
There's no way we're gonna make it.

269
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,825
- Oh, it's not that bad.
- Oh, yes, it is.

270
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,577
No, it's not.

271
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,747
Please tell me how things
could be worse.

272
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,917
[Animal trills]

273
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,170
Uh, you're right. You convinced me.

274
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,213
We're in a lot of trouble.

275
00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:50,432
- So how far are we from the border?
- Oh, about 10 miles.

276
00:30:58,148 --> 00:31:00,067
So how are you gonna start a fire?

277
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:02,694
Make lightning or rub
two sticks together?

278
00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:05,739
Well, thought I'd use a match.

279
00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:07,407
Oh, shucks, MacGyver.

280
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:10,452
I was looking forward to seeing
some more of your boy scout stuff.

281
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,289
[Branch cracks]

282
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:15,916
What was that?

283
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,710
Sounds like supper to me.

284
00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:20,796
Excuse me.

285
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,887
Well, trap worked.

286
00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:33,392
- Ew, what's that?
- I told you. Supper.

287
00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:37,604
MacGyver, you don't eat things
like that. You call pest control.

288
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,856
No, they taste an awful lot like chicken.

289
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:45,153
I don't care if they taste like beluga
caviar, I am not eating lizard. Ew.

290
00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:48,365
[Laughs]

291
00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:59,918
Mmm. Very next dinner party I give,
"breast of lizard a la MacGyver."

292
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:02,003
It's delicious.

293
00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:11,263
You're a very...

294
00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:14,599
Unexpected man, MacGyver.

295
00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:19,229
Keep me off balance.

296
00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:24,317
- I'm sorry.
- No.

297
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,282
I think I like it.

298
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,372
[Sighs]

299
00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:54,181
Wanna share?

300
00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:03,106
That's quite an offer.

301
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,778
Is that a yes?

302
00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,746
[Speaks Spanish]

303
00:34:02,332 --> 00:34:03,625
They're not inside.

304
00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:06,670
Then they're on foot. Good.

305
00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:08,630
[Laughs]

306
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:12,968
Every time something else
goes wrong, you say it is good.

307
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,470
If your soldiers had been on the ball
at the Plaza...

308
00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:18,807
You are talking to a general.

309
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,059
Oh, I thought I was talking
to my new partner.

310
00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:22,561
[Scoffs]

311
00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:25,814
But the border is less than 10 miles
to the north.

312
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,275
Look, general...

313
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:32,112
Why don't you try keeping half of your
troops back here, behind them,

314
00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:34,239
pushing them forward,
so they can't double back.

315
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:37,826
There's only one road leading
to the border, and we control it.

316
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:42,372
So they wanna cross the border,
they have to come through here, to us.

317
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,165
So it's just a matter of time.

318
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:48,962
That's what you told me
50 kilometers ago, ryerson.

319
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:54,217
If your plan fails,
and they get through,

320
00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:56,761
I will not deport you.

321
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,555
I will destroy you.

322
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:04,352
Even if it's my last act in office.

323
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,362
MacGyver: What do you see?

324
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,323
Kate:
Two men with guns. What do you see?

325
00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:18,867
Opportunity knocking.

326
00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:21,870
You know, you could stand
to lose a few pounds.

327
00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:23,371
You rat.

328
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:26,833
Buenos dias, you guys!
What's shaking?

329
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:32,130
Name's MacGyver.
We're the ones you're looking for.

330
00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:33,882
And, fellas,

331
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,635
this here is your lucky day!

332
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,219
Because you get to turn us in.

333
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:41,681
Listen, would you mind holding her?
She weighs a ton.

334
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:44,059
[Grunting]

335
00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:54,944
All right, connolly!

336
00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:57,989
Yes, yes! Now you're getting
the hang of things.

337
00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:01,826
My lucky camera. It's wrecked.

338
00:36:03,078 --> 00:36:07,457
Well, now, I bet you we can get it fixed
about nine miles up that road.

339
00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:16,341
I'm sorry.

340
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,262
[Sighs]

341
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,099
Any time, MacGyver.

342
00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:28,353
I like that kind of talk.
Come on.

343
00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,540
- See anything?
- No.

344
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,917
It's like we're the only people
in the whole world.

345
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:52,836
Oh, I wouldn't count on it.

346
00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:55,588
My guess is they're not
more than an hour behind us.

347
00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:58,091
We must be damn close
to that border.

348
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:14,441
MacGyver, we are just about there.

349
00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:19,821
We are there, Kate.

350
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:22,574
That's Mexico, right there,

351
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,743
on the other side of that river.

352
00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:34,377
[Sighs]

353
00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:02,614
Kate: What do you think?

354
00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:06,242
You know, I gotta admit, these
two boys know what they're doing.

355
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:08,661
They got every approach
to the border locked up tight.

356
00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:11,748
There's just no going around them.

357
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:14,083
[Sighs]

358
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:18,713
Well, I guess we're just gonna
have to go through them. Attack.

359
00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,466
With what?

360
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:25,178
That's a good question. Yeah.

361
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:33,686
There's nothing they can do. Nothing.

362
00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:39,359
- Mexican border patrol.
- Let them watch.

363
00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:41,778
They can keep score.

364
00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:08,555
It's not great. But it's not bad.

365
00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:10,974
What are we gonna do, MacGyver?

366
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,017
Start a war, I guess.

367
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,227
[Laughs]

368
00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,813
You make it sound so easy.

369
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:20,567
Just to keep me from thinking
about how scared I am.

370
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,738
Pilot:
Continuing search, comandante.

371
00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:29,200
- No sign of intruders.
- Keep searching.

372
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,203
They gotta be up there.
They gotta be.

373
00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:35,999
Airplane reports nothing.

374
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:43,631
It's the first time I ever deliberately
tried to overheat an engine.

375
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:48,136
Okay, we now have a lot of dirty oil.

376
00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:52,056
- What's that do for the war effort?
- The military calls it chemical fog.

377
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:55,351
Civilians get more to the point.
It's air pollution.

378
00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:59,939
What does the MacGyver-connolly
team call it?

379
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:01,524
A long shot.

380
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,818
Pilot: Running low on fuel.
Returning to base.

381
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:06,112
I don't care if you're low on fuel.

382
00:40:06,279 --> 00:40:08,656
Keep looking.

383
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,867
Here.

384
00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:19,709
When this heats up, it ought to make
some pretty good-looking smog.

385
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,883
Where are they?

386
00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:29,177
They can't just disappear
like shadows.

387
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:32,388
Look, general, your troops are here
and behind them.

388
00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:35,016
Every exit sealed off.

389
00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:37,810
You've done a good job. Don't panic.

390
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,564
So you feel we have them.
Caught between us?

391
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,483
I know it.

392
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:47,487
Either they come out our way,
or they don't come out at all.

393
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:54,577
Smoke bombs, stink bombs,
rolling bombs, juggernauts.

394
00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:57,872
I feel like Rosie the riveter
in a jury-rigged bomb factory.

395
00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:01,668
It's quite an inventory,
but not much to be proud of, though.

396
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,336
Hey, it has my approval.

397
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:06,214
How are we gonna get this
darned thing across the river?

398
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:08,466
Under their noses.

399
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:48,881
Spotter plane to command post.

400
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:52,677
Subjects are in section five
and headed toward the border.

401
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,722
General, we got them!

402
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,376
They're crazy.

403
00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:59,035
[Yelling in Spanish]

404
00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:11,005
It's time to get our party started!

405
00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,193
All right!

406
00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:19,031
Watch for them now.
Watch for them!

407
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,409
Shoot anything that moves!

408
00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:25,454
Okay, you ready?

409
00:44:25,621 --> 00:44:28,499
If things don't work out...

410
00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:33,129
I'm really glad I got to know you.

411
00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:35,798
Me too.

412
00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:42,263
Let's go.

413
00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:51,772
Forward! Up the hill!

414
00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:32,563
- Hang on, connolly!
- Hang on to what?

415
00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:54,126
Come on, Kate, swim.

416
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,471
There they are! Kill them!
Shoot them!

417
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:08,015
- MacGyver!
- Shoot them!

418
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:10,643
[Guns firing]

419
00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:36,544
Welcome to Mexico.

420
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:39,130
Do you have anything to declare?

421
00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:42,216
Wise guy.

422
00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:55,479
Vasquez: Well, David...

423
00:46:57,523 --> 00:46:59,817
It's too late.

424
00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:05,031
I always keep my promises.

425
00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:14,582
[Gun cocks]

426
00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:28,346
I thought your camera was broken.

427
00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:31,390
I fixed it, MacGyver style.