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A man once said he went to a fight
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and a hockey game broke out.
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Lots of people think fighting's
a part of the sport.
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Well, it shouldn't be.
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Played the right way,
it requires skill,
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coordination,
stamina and finesse.
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Of course,
a little muscle doesn't hurt.
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Keep your head up!
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I don't think
this will take very long.
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Why don't you just drive
around the block a few times?
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It is all there.
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Three-quarters of a million.
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- I said it was all there.
- So, what?
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Mr. Simmons, we have done
business in the past.
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We have always
treated you fairly, ja?
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When I was a kid,
I was known as a rink rat.
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The first one on the ice
and the last one off it.
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So as a bonus
for my last assignment,
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I asked Pete Thornton to arrange
a scrimmage with the Squires.
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I was kind of nervous
lacing up my skates,
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but once I was out there,
it was just like old times.
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Got to keep your head up, eh!
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Yeah!
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NAVCOM 24 is not just any
piece of hardware, gentlemen.
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We're talking about the most
sophisticated navigation system
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ever developed.
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When will it be ready
for shipment?
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It's waiting for you now
at the Pier Three drop.
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The crates are labeled
"Sauerkraut."
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Until next time, comrades.
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I'd love to see their faces
when they realize
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they just paid
three-quarters of a million
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for two crates of sauerkraut.
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Here, you buy the tickets --
one way to Rio.
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We leave in three days.
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Put 12 guys carrying sticks
in an enclosed area,
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and sooner or later
men will be boys.
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Seven, two minutes!
Elbow! Let's go!
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What're you talking about?!
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Two on one -- you call that fair?
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You got another two for
opening your mouth. Let's go!
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- Come on! Open your eyes!
- Get in there.
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That's bush!
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I rented a room down on Sixth.
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Drop me off now,
pick me up tomorrow.
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We'll make the rounds,
wrap up the business. Let's go.
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The penalty box is hockey's
version of solitary confinement.
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Except you serve your time
in front of a rink full of people.
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Hey, Mac.
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You want some oxygen?
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How long you been there?
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Oh, not long.
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Well, I did get to see you,
uh, inspect the ice
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from pretty close range.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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You promised.
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No assignments for a week
at least, right?
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Mac, I came down here
to watch you play.
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Higher, Grandpa.
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No, honey, you'll fall.
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Higher.
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Well, just a little.
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Up, up we go.
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That's right.
You hold on.
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Let's go.
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Mr. Banning, look out!
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Jimmy.
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Oh. Oh, Jimmy.
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With protection like this,
I'm lucky to be alive, huh?
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Say...
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for a guy who's been in
the joint, you look good.
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I looked better
before I went in.
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Ten years is a long time,
Mr. Banning.
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"Mr. Banning."
I'm Papa Chuck.
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I got a job for you.
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Yeah, I know, Mac.
You want some time off.
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Fix up your place,
play a little hockey.
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I know. Right now you're
not interested that, uh,
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some of the country's most
precious and top-secret technology
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is being handed over
to the East Germans.
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The federal government figures
a full-scale investigation
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would tip off
the East Germans so, uh,
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we're handling it.
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The foundation is handling it.
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We had a suspect
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under surveillance
at Vectrocon Systems, but, uh,
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just when we were about
to take him, he disappeared.
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- You mean Simmons?
- What?
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How'd you know that?
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We needed somebody who could
get his hands on the goods.
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Simmons was ripe,
so we plucked him.
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So now he decided to pluck you.
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Right.
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So if we can find this Simmons
and, uh,
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get the names
of his East German contacts,
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we can shut down this technology
pipeline they've got going.
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Jimmy, if I let Simmons get away
with this little game,
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how could I hold my head up
in the family, huh?
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Take the contract on him.
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It's been ten years.
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It's like riding a bike --
you never forget.
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Hey, Pete,
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I thought you gave up
your cloak and dagger
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when you joined the
Phoenix Foundation.
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Yeah, you and me both.
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I'm retired now.
I'm through with it.
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Grandpa, look, ice cream.
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It's almost suppertime, honey!
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I'm not the same guy I was.
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I don't have the heart for it.
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My knees are shot.
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My left eye clouds up on me.
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Hey, you're The Eraser.
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Bad knees and one eye,
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you're still the best
hitter since DiMaggio.
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Pete, you're fishing
for something.
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Just one more job, Jimmy.
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For all we've been through.
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Otherwise,
my head's on the block.
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Grandpa.
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Now, now don't tell Grandma.
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Is that a face? Is that a face?
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Jimmy, I want to keep this
on a personal basis.
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I don't want to call in
any of your markers.
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What do you say?
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Thank you.
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Mac, I'm really in a jam.
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You wouldn't take this job,
would you?
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All you had to do was ask, Pete.
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You got a file on Simmons?
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Yeah,
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I already put it in your locker,
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along with the latest
surveillance photos.
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Oh, by the way, he's heavily
invested in a bar downtown.
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Great.
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- Going back in?
- Yeah.
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Show 'em how to skate now.
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Go on, Mac.
Do it!
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Game of finesse.
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I don't know what's wrong
with this thing.
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It's never done this before.
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Sure I can't get you some wine?
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Let me see it.
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I think what we have here
is a gas pressure problem.
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Got any olives?
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Olives?
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Yeah, the little green ones
with the, uh, pimiento.
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Thanks.
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I love these things.
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Love 'em.
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We just bleed off
some of the carbon dioxide
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and that'll dislodge the valve,
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which is obviously stuck.
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Then...
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...we'll have ginger ale.
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It's working.
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You sure you
just want ginger ale?
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I could put something in that.
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No, the bubbles are
just fine, thanks.
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- Make it?
- Yeah.
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Thanks, pal.
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Take my advice: stay young.
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I'll try.
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Shot of rye, honey.
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Believe it or not, I used to
have a great set of wheels.
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Home to first base,
three and a half seconds.
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But this arthritis...
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Thank you.
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Luck.
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Skoal.
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Listen, can I ask you something?
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I'm looking for
a Michael Simmons.
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Is he around?
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I haven't seen him
in a few days,
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but you might want to try him
at the car lot
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on the next block over.
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He owns a piece of that, too.
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All right, thanks a lot.
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Hey, nice, real nice.
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You know, I'd buy this tomorrow
if it was red.
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Okay, I couldn't help
overhearing you back at the bar.
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I'm looking for Michael Simmons, too.
He's my son.
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I mean, this is the both of us.
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Atlantic City, '64,
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before the casinos.
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And you haven't seen him, huh?
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Well, we ain't exactly
been tight over the years.
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I came into town three days ago.
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He was supposed to meet me.
He never shows.
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I ask around --
everybody's a clam.
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Then I run into you.
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I mean on the Q.T.,
is he in trouble?
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Are you a cop?
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No.
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Uh, well, look,
then, Mister, uh...
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MacGyver.
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Nice to meet you.
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Supposin' that me and you
put our heads together.
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I don't think so, Mr. Simmons.
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Jimmy.
Just call me Jimmy.
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Jimmy. These things
can be a little dangerous.
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I'd hate to see you get hurt.
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Then he is in trouble.
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Look, pal,
you probably know what it's like
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having your old man
hanging around -- my Mikey don't.
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A prince among men I ain't,
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but if my boy's in trouble...
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Well, I just want to help.
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I want to be a father to him.
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I never done that before.
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All right,
where are you staying?
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Ah, some fleabag hotel.
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The Armstrong.
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The roaches are friendly.
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Yeah.
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All right, if I find him,
I'll give you a call.
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Thank you.
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I guess there are
a lot of reasons
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why a man would sell
his country's secrets,
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but the most common is also
the hardest to understand --
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simple greed.
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Of course, Simmons had
his fingers in so many pies,
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the word "simple"
didn't really fit.
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Some people give at the office.
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Simmons took from it.
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Vectrocon Systems
was his base of operations.
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I figured it might provide me
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with an idea or two
of where to find him.
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I've never minded
checking out bars or car lots.
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That's because they're usually
not ten floors up.
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Pete didn't want to alert
the people at Vectrocon Systems
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in case Simmons wasn't
the company's only bad apple.
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Which is why I found myself
hanging around an elevator shaft
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in total violation
of every instinct I own.
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You can tell a lot about someone
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by the things
he keeps on his desk...
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provided
you can get to his desk.
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Electrical locks
are designed to open
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when a person inside
hits a button.
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Nice thing about
these kinds of locks
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is that if you give 'em
a power surge,
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they don't know which side
of the door you're on.
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Simmons didn't waste any time
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moving everything
out of his apartment.
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I was hoping he hadn't been
as thorough here.
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"Linda. 401 West Beech."
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See you soon, Linda.
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It's a funny thing
about elevator shafts --
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they're just as dark
and just as scary
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when you're riding down
as when you're riding up.
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Bottom line, though,
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I got what I came for and...
I was still alive.
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My mom used to tell me,
"When you visit someplace,
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make sure you leave it
the same way you found it."
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I replaced Simmons' door lock,
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and with the vent cover
back in place,
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no one would ever know
I'd been there.
258
00:17:55,271 --> 00:17:57,123
Nice going, buddy, but I...
259
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:11,787
It's a good thing
I've been tailing you.
260
00:18:12,205 --> 00:18:13,789
Yeah.
261
00:18:14,081 --> 00:18:15,208
Why?
262
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,418
Well, these things
can get dangerous,
263
00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:19,337
and I wouldn't want
to see you get hurt.
264
00:18:19,629 --> 00:18:20,796
Yeah.
265
00:18:21,047 --> 00:18:22,632
Hey, nice neck of the woods.
266
00:18:22,715 --> 00:18:23,925
Lived here long?
267
00:18:24,008 --> 00:18:25,426
Oh, about six months.
268
00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:26,844
Little fixer-upper.
269
00:18:26,969 --> 00:18:29,472
I keep the hardware
store in business.
270
00:18:32,141 --> 00:18:33,726
This is it.
271
00:18:36,521 --> 00:18:38,564
Smell that sea air.
272
00:18:38,731 --> 00:18:41,692
Yeah, the ocean's
just a couple of miles that way.
273
00:18:41,817 --> 00:18:42,944
Come on.
274
00:18:43,027 --> 00:18:45,071
I lived by the beach
when I was a kid in Jersey City.
275
00:18:45,154 --> 00:18:47,949
Well, it really wasn't a beach,
it was a drainage ditch,
276
00:18:48,032 --> 00:18:50,660
but my mother said it was
a beach, and I believed.
277
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,537
Come on in.
278
00:19:02,088 --> 00:19:03,923
I love what you've
done with the place.
279
00:19:04,006 --> 00:19:04,924
Right.
280
00:19:05,675 --> 00:19:06,801
Hockey.
281
00:19:07,009 --> 00:19:08,135
Beautiful game.
282
00:19:09,136 --> 00:19:12,139
I don't like the jerks who just
go there for the fighting, though.
283
00:19:12,223 --> 00:19:13,516
Did you ever play?
284
00:19:13,641 --> 00:19:15,142
Nah, I skated on my ankles.
285
00:19:15,268 --> 00:19:16,727
Baseball was my game.
286
00:19:17,979 --> 00:19:19,605
'47 Braves.
287
00:19:22,942 --> 00:19:24,402
That's when they were in Boston.
288
00:19:24,652 --> 00:19:26,279
Get out of here.
You were in the majors?
289
00:19:26,445 --> 00:19:27,905
For two whole weeks.
290
00:19:27,989 --> 00:19:30,074
They called me up in case
the other guy got hurt.
291
00:19:30,157 --> 00:19:32,159
The bum stayed healthy.
I never got into the game.
292
00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:34,370
They had me
driving the team bus.
293
00:19:34,453 --> 00:19:36,831
But for two weeks,
I was a major leaguer.
294
00:19:36,998 --> 00:19:38,416
No kidding.
295
00:19:43,254 --> 00:19:44,797
The wind got it.
296
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,039
You know, when I was your age,
297
00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:50,511
I used to have the itch
to keep moving all the time,
298
00:19:50,636 --> 00:19:52,930
always looking for that
next piece of excitement.
299
00:19:53,014 --> 00:19:54,807
Know what I mean?
300
00:19:56,851 --> 00:19:59,186
Then one day I wake up,
I'm not young anymore.
301
00:19:59,312 --> 00:20:02,106
Racked up a lot of miles,
but no people.
302
00:20:02,356 --> 00:20:04,567
Very easy trap to fall into.
303
00:20:06,152 --> 00:20:07,820
Now I don't want
no more excitement.
304
00:20:07,903 --> 00:20:09,530
I just want to go
where the weather's nice,
305
00:20:09,614 --> 00:20:11,407
watch kids play ball...
306
00:20:11,616 --> 00:20:15,244
But first I got to get things,
uh, straight with Mikey.
307
00:20:17,538 --> 00:20:19,457
I might be on to something.
308
00:20:19,624 --> 00:20:20,916
He's got a girlfriend.
309
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,668
What did I tell you?
310
00:20:22,793 --> 00:20:24,712
You do the looking,
I'll do the following,
311
00:20:24,795 --> 00:20:26,922
and everything's
going to be just lovely.
312
00:20:27,256 --> 00:20:28,966
Yeah.
313
00:20:31,135 --> 00:20:33,429
Hey, I want to thank you
for putting me up.
314
00:20:33,512 --> 00:20:35,556
I mean, it beats that hotel
by a furlong.
315
00:20:37,058 --> 00:20:39,018
- How about some dinner?
- In or out?
316
00:20:39,226 --> 00:20:41,103
Take your chances.
What're you kidding?
317
00:20:41,187 --> 00:20:42,772
All right, just in case, I cook.
318
00:20:42,855 --> 00:20:44,357
I want you to know.
319
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,067
MacGyver at center of ice.
320
00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:47,943
Shoots... Shoots it wide.
321
00:20:48,152 --> 00:20:49,528
- In the corner.
- Come on!
322
00:20:49,612 --> 00:20:51,030
And breaking down
through the blue line.
323
00:20:51,238 --> 00:20:53,115
Come on, it's like a power...
What? No!
324
00:20:53,324 --> 00:20:54,825
Corner...
Rebound, shoots, scores!
325
00:20:55,117 --> 00:20:55,993
Oh, no!
326
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,703
Oh, finesse!
327
00:20:57,828 --> 00:21:00,331
He shoots, scores and wins.
328
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,459
I mean, I haven't done
dishes since I was a kid.
329
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:06,128
Well, you just earned
the right to do them tonight.
330
00:21:06,212 --> 00:21:08,047
Congratulations.
331
00:21:10,091 --> 00:21:11,967
It's a great game, isn't it?
332
00:21:16,097 --> 00:21:18,391
You dreamed of making it
to the pros, didn't you?
333
00:21:22,436 --> 00:21:24,063
Yup.
334
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:29,819
Well, like I used to tell Mikey,
335
00:21:29,944 --> 00:21:31,570
dreams are important,
336
00:21:31,654 --> 00:21:35,449
otherwise, sleep is just
eight hours of nothing.
337
00:21:38,327 --> 00:21:41,038
So, what got you into
your current line of work?
338
00:21:41,163 --> 00:21:43,833
I don't know what it is,
but there must be an easier way
339
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,584
of making a living.
340
00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:47,086
Yeah.
341
00:21:51,924 --> 00:21:55,302
Simmons' girlfriend, Linda,
and I had a date for lunch.
342
00:21:55,428 --> 00:21:58,931
She didn't know about it,
so I started without her.
343
00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:01,475
I like alfalfa sprouts
for two reasons --
344
00:22:01,559 --> 00:22:05,479
lots of minerals and...
they don't stain your clothes.
345
00:22:39,054 --> 00:22:40,139
Look at this!
346
00:22:40,222 --> 00:22:42,683
My eyes are my best feature!
Especially this one!
347
00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,852
You should have gotten
your face outta the way.
348
00:22:44,977 --> 00:22:47,480
I had to make it
look good for MacGyver.
349
00:22:47,605 --> 00:22:49,356
You betting, Jake?
350
00:22:49,482 --> 00:22:51,025
Nah, garbage.
351
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,485
What is it with that guy?
352
00:22:52,610 --> 00:22:54,987
I still say you ought to take care of
him after he leads you to Simmons.
353
00:22:55,070 --> 00:22:56,781
It ain't part of the contract.
354
00:22:56,947 --> 00:22:58,824
Yeah, but if MacGyver
gets in the way...
355
00:22:58,991 --> 00:23:00,409
I'll worry about it then.
356
00:23:00,493 --> 00:23:03,245
And let me suggest this --
keep your mouth shut
357
00:23:03,329 --> 00:23:05,247
before your brains spill out
all over the floor.
358
00:23:05,456 --> 00:23:06,540
What do you got?
359
00:23:06,707 --> 00:23:08,292
Two pair.
360
00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:09,835
Three kings.
361
00:23:10,044 --> 00:23:11,796
No good.
Full boat.
362
00:23:11,879 --> 00:23:13,964
Thank you, gentlemen.
363
00:23:34,735 --> 00:23:36,403
If Simmons picked
this neighborhood
364
00:23:36,529 --> 00:23:39,740
because of its low profile,
he made a great choice.
365
00:23:39,865 --> 00:23:42,827
Everything you always wanted
in a slum
366
00:23:42,910 --> 00:23:44,411
and less.
367
00:23:59,969 --> 00:24:02,638
Whenever I see a car phone,
I can't help wondering
368
00:24:02,763 --> 00:24:05,558
whether the person
who owns it is important
369
00:24:05,641 --> 00:24:09,061
or wants everyone else
to think he's important.
370
00:24:10,479 --> 00:24:13,899
Simmons obviously fell
into the latter category.
371
00:24:31,959 --> 00:24:34,461
With the proper connections,
it's possible
372
00:24:34,545 --> 00:24:36,797
that a cellular phone
can reach out
373
00:24:36,881 --> 00:24:40,801
and touch the security system
of the car's onboard computer.
374
00:24:45,723 --> 00:24:47,016
I was hopin' to take control
375
00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:49,393
of Linda's
very expensive new toy
376
00:24:49,518 --> 00:24:52,479
by simply getting the phone
to talk to the computer,
377
00:24:52,688 --> 00:24:56,150
knowing that computers
always do as they're told...
378
00:24:57,693 --> 00:25:00,237
except at my bank, of course.
379
00:25:24,678 --> 00:25:26,096
You're just gonna
sit around and wait
380
00:25:26,180 --> 00:25:27,723
for MacGyver to handle
the legwork, huh?
381
00:25:27,806 --> 00:25:29,224
It's my plan at the moment.
382
00:25:29,850 --> 00:25:32,478
If Papa Chuck knew you were gonna
handle it that way, he would have...
383
00:25:32,561 --> 00:25:33,938
Mr. Banning to you.
384
00:25:34,146 --> 00:25:36,649
He hired you to do a job,
do it your way.
385
00:25:42,154 --> 00:25:43,238
Hello?
386
00:25:43,405 --> 00:25:45,824
Jimmy, it's MacGyver.
387
00:25:46,325 --> 00:25:47,826
It's Father's Day.
388
00:25:48,035 --> 00:25:49,411
No kiddin'.
389
00:25:50,162 --> 00:25:51,997
Yeah, I know
exactly where it is.
390
00:25:52,331 --> 00:25:53,666
Hey, do me a favor, huh?
391
00:25:53,749 --> 00:25:56,293
Uh, don't tell him
that I'm comin'.
392
00:25:56,377 --> 00:25:58,045
I want it to be a surprise.
393
00:25:58,212 --> 00:25:59,630
You got it.
394
00:26:02,675 --> 00:26:05,260
MacGyver's got Simmons.
Give me the keys.
395
00:26:05,552 --> 00:26:07,304
Papa Chuck wants me to drive.
396
00:26:07,721 --> 00:26:09,556
I never had a driver in my life.
397
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,892
Hey, you been in
the joint ten years.
398
00:26:12,393 --> 00:26:15,229
He knows you don't have
a driving license,
399
00:26:15,354 --> 00:26:17,022
so, uh, I volunteered.
400
00:26:17,856 --> 00:26:20,192
Well, let's go, nosebleed.
401
00:26:39,795 --> 00:26:40,921
Hello?
402
00:26:41,088 --> 00:26:43,465
Yeah, I want a 12-inch pizza.
403
00:26:43,549 --> 00:26:45,384
Run it through the garden,
hold the 'chovies.
404
00:26:51,432 --> 00:26:53,100
We're locked in here!
405
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,992
What's goin' on?
406
00:26:55,269 --> 00:26:57,521
Look, start the car and
let's get out of here.
407
00:26:57,604 --> 00:26:59,773
It won't start.
408
00:27:05,446 --> 00:27:06,989
Do something.
409
00:27:12,077 --> 00:27:13,287
Howdy.
410
00:27:13,537 --> 00:27:15,247
Hey, the doors are locked.
411
00:27:15,789 --> 00:27:17,416
You folks got a problem?
412
00:27:18,959 --> 00:27:20,836
Yes, we've got a problem.
413
00:27:20,919 --> 00:27:22,755
The doors are locked.
We can't get 'em open.
414
00:27:22,921 --> 00:27:24,423
Can't hear ya.
415
00:27:24,548 --> 00:27:26,508
Windows closed.
416
00:27:32,181 --> 00:27:34,058
We're locked in here.
417
00:27:34,224 --> 00:27:35,225
Pick up the phone.
418
00:27:35,434 --> 00:27:36,810
What?
419
00:27:37,019 --> 00:27:38,771
The phone. Pick it up.
420
00:27:43,692 --> 00:27:44,860
Yeah, that'll do it.
421
00:27:44,943 --> 00:27:46,278
Come on out.
422
00:27:46,361 --> 00:27:47,988
What the hell's
goin' on here? What...?
423
00:27:48,072 --> 00:27:50,574
Excuse me. Let's just say
somebody from the government
424
00:27:50,657 --> 00:27:53,619
want to talk over a few things
with you, okay? Hang on here.
425
00:27:53,827 --> 00:27:56,413
Linda, sweetheart,
the car'll go now.
426
00:27:56,663 --> 00:27:58,624
I suggest you go with it.
427
00:28:03,504 --> 00:28:04,963
Linda!
428
00:28:05,672 --> 00:28:07,466
That's loyalty.
429
00:28:07,716 --> 00:28:09,426
You ought to know.
430
00:28:09,551 --> 00:28:11,220
I'm... Hold it!
431
00:28:12,721 --> 00:28:15,516
That would be a big mistake.
432
00:28:15,766 --> 00:28:17,935
- Take it easy, okay?
- All right.
433
00:28:18,143 --> 00:28:19,311
Come on.
434
00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:20,562
Come on!
435
00:28:20,771 --> 00:28:22,022
I'm coming, I'm coming.
436
00:28:22,147 --> 00:28:24,650
We'll just wait in my car.
What do you say?
437
00:28:24,733 --> 00:28:25,943
Uh, for what?
438
00:28:26,026 --> 00:28:28,112
What are you government,
FBI, what?
439
00:28:28,195 --> 00:28:31,698
I promised somebody they could
talk to you before I took you in.
440
00:28:31,824 --> 00:28:34,159
Evidently, they think
you're worth the effort.
441
00:28:34,243 --> 00:28:35,702
Who?
442
00:28:35,828 --> 00:28:37,371
Your father.
443
00:28:38,539 --> 00:28:40,916
My father's dead.
What are you talking about?
444
00:28:44,253 --> 00:28:45,671
In case you need backup.
445
00:28:45,754 --> 00:28:48,632
I'm warning you, Ralph.
Stay put.
446
00:28:58,934 --> 00:29:00,811
Look, I don't care
what somebody told you.
447
00:29:00,936 --> 00:29:02,896
My father's been
dead for six years.
448
00:29:03,689 --> 00:29:05,190
Yeah?
449
00:29:05,732 --> 00:29:08,318
Well, if Jimmy's
not your father,
450
00:29:08,986 --> 00:29:10,195
who's he?
451
00:29:11,780 --> 00:29:14,408
- Let's go, come on.
- They're setting me up. It's a hit!
452
00:30:03,582 --> 00:30:05,584
What in the hell
is going on here?
453
00:30:05,667 --> 00:30:06,877
Who are you?
454
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,296
I'm the guy who's going to try
and get you out of here alive.
455
00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:11,465
Maybe.
456
00:30:20,140 --> 00:30:21,725
What are you doing?
457
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,731
Yes.
458
00:30:29,691 --> 00:30:30,943
What are you doing?
459
00:30:31,026 --> 00:30:32,778
Improvising.
460
00:30:41,828 --> 00:30:43,664
What kind of gas is that?
461
00:30:43,914 --> 00:30:45,749
It's the only kind we've got.
462
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:47,709
Yeah, but it could-could...
it could explode.
463
00:30:47,918 --> 00:30:49,878
Yeah? Would you rather
take your chances
464
00:30:49,962 --> 00:30:51,880
with Prince Charming out there?
465
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,136
Look, if this works,
466
00:30:58,220 --> 00:31:00,597
it'll keep us
from gettin' caught.
467
00:31:00,681 --> 00:31:04,351
If it doesn't,
it'll keep us from gettin' old.
468
00:31:06,311 --> 00:31:08,647
Hand me that other rag,
will you?
469
00:31:14,736 --> 00:31:16,154
You got a light?
470
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,156
I got a light, yeah.
471
00:31:23,036 --> 00:31:25,247
Boy, I hope this works.
472
00:31:39,303 --> 00:31:40,762
- Help me with this.
- Right.
473
00:32:01,575 --> 00:32:03,952
Get out of the way, MacGyver.
474
00:32:04,911 --> 00:32:06,705
Now.
475
00:32:07,706 --> 00:32:11,710
You know, I've been wrong
about a lot of people,
476
00:32:12,085 --> 00:32:14,421
but I have never
been this wrong.
477
00:32:14,629 --> 00:32:17,466
It's a contract.
It has nothin' to do with you.
478
00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:19,926
- So step aside.
- Can't do it.
479
00:32:20,135 --> 00:32:22,220
Guy's scum.
His life ain't worth savin'.
480
00:32:22,429 --> 00:32:26,558
That may be so, but I can't make
that decision about people, Jimmy.
481
00:32:26,641 --> 00:32:27,934
If that's really your name.
482
00:32:28,143 --> 00:32:29,853
That's right, Jimmy Kendall.
483
00:32:30,645 --> 00:32:32,439
Now I'm telling you
for the last time...
484
00:32:33,398 --> 00:32:35,150
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
485
00:32:35,275 --> 00:32:37,152
Uh... Uh, well,
who was that, uh,
486
00:32:37,277 --> 00:32:39,738
in that picture then that
you had in your wallet?
487
00:32:39,988 --> 00:32:42,240
That was me
and my nephew, Frankie.
488
00:32:42,324 --> 00:32:43,492
My sister's kid.
489
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:44,951
Oh.
490
00:32:48,121 --> 00:32:50,332
You know, I bought
your whole story.
491
00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:52,959
- The Boston Braves.
- True.
492
00:32:53,168 --> 00:32:55,045
- Bad knees.
- Critical.
493
00:32:55,253 --> 00:32:56,505
Being a friend.
494
00:32:59,549 --> 00:33:01,301
What did you say?
495
00:33:01,468 --> 00:33:03,345
"I don't want
any more excitement.
496
00:33:03,470 --> 00:33:05,472
"I just want to go
where the weather's good
497
00:33:05,555 --> 00:33:06,890
and watch kids play ball."
498
00:33:06,973 --> 00:33:07,974
Isn't that what you said?
499
00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:12,229
That was what I wanted.
500
00:33:13,146 --> 00:33:15,023
Well, then do it.
501
00:33:15,482 --> 00:33:16,942
Just walk away.
502
00:33:18,402 --> 00:33:19,486
Look,
503
00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:22,697
I got three-quarters
of a million here.
504
00:33:22,906 --> 00:33:24,533
Ain't about money, pal.
505
00:33:26,743 --> 00:33:30,622
Jimmy, he's got some
information we need.
506
00:33:30,872 --> 00:33:32,874
Once we've got it,
507
00:33:33,542 --> 00:33:35,043
we'll take care of him.
508
00:33:35,335 --> 00:33:36,711
With a jury.
509
00:33:36,962 --> 00:33:40,215
It's a contract,
and I got no choice.
510
00:33:40,715 --> 00:33:42,342
Me, neither.
511
00:33:43,176 --> 00:33:44,803
I'm not moving, Jimmy.
512
00:33:54,855 --> 00:33:56,148
Ah.
513
00:33:57,899 --> 00:33:59,359
The bum's yours.
514
00:34:12,581 --> 00:34:13,874
Hey! Hey!
515
00:34:13,957 --> 00:34:15,083
Wait a minute!
Hold it!
516
00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:16,668
What, are you, ungrateful?
517
00:34:17,085 --> 00:34:20,630
You know, for a smart guy,
you're not too bright, are ya?
518
00:34:20,714 --> 00:34:22,382
Come on.
519
00:34:22,799 --> 00:34:25,385
Jimmy, I wasn't so
sure you were...
520
00:34:42,117 --> 00:34:44,821
Jimmy didn't ice him, Mr. Banning.
That's what I'm saying.
521
00:34:44,988 --> 00:34:46,573
Simmons is going
to sing to the feds.
522
00:34:46,781 --> 00:34:49,743
Sing?
He's going to do Pagliacci?
523
00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:51,995
I gave Jimmy his start
in the business.
524
00:34:52,579 --> 00:34:53,955
You sure about this?
525
00:34:54,039 --> 00:34:55,373
On my mother's eyes.
526
00:34:57,542 --> 00:34:59,377
The things I got to do.
527
00:35:01,338 --> 00:35:04,424
If you need some heavyweight work,
it'd be an honor.
528
00:35:04,508 --> 00:35:06,176
All right, Ralphie.
529
00:35:06,384 --> 00:35:08,762
I like a man with initiative.
530
00:35:09,012 --> 00:35:10,388
Kill Simmons.
531
00:35:12,974 --> 00:35:15,477
But, first, find Jimmy,
532
00:35:15,602 --> 00:35:17,479
and put him to sleep.
533
00:35:18,063 --> 00:35:19,814
Consider it done,
Mr. Banning.
534
00:35:20,899 --> 00:35:22,359
Papa Chuck.
535
00:35:55,350 --> 00:35:57,102
It's open.
536
00:35:57,686 --> 00:35:58,895
Mac?
537
00:35:59,271 --> 00:36:01,231
Office hours are over, Pete.
538
00:36:01,314 --> 00:36:03,108
Loosen your tie
and grab a yogurt.
539
00:36:03,316 --> 00:36:04,901
Oh.
540
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,365
Well, you know, I was, uh,
kind of hoping for a drink.
541
00:36:10,532 --> 00:36:12,158
I'll pass.
542
00:36:12,784 --> 00:36:15,537
Oh. Well, we did it.
543
00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:17,289
The federal agents
just picked up
544
00:36:17,372 --> 00:36:19,416
the East Germans
getting on a plane.
545
00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:22,794
Boy, that's one time
I would love to have been there.
546
00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:25,130
Like to have seen
the look on their faces.
547
00:36:25,297 --> 00:36:28,550
You know, I'm hooked into the
mainframe at the Phoenix Foundation.
548
00:36:28,633 --> 00:36:30,385
Simmons' file
has been tampered with.
549
00:36:30,475 --> 00:36:32,604
That's why it shows
his father's still alive.
550
00:36:32,679 --> 00:36:35,056
Mm! This is great.
551
00:36:35,265 --> 00:36:36,933
Did you make this?
552
00:36:37,392 --> 00:36:39,019
You're supposed to heat it.
553
00:36:39,603 --> 00:36:41,104
Mmm.
554
00:36:41,187 --> 00:36:42,397
I like it cold.
555
00:36:42,606 --> 00:36:45,859
I didn't think you'd go in
for whipped bean curd.
556
00:36:48,862 --> 00:36:50,488
Been trying to get
Jimmy's file to come up.
557
00:36:50,572 --> 00:36:52,073
Oh, here we go.
558
00:36:54,451 --> 00:36:56,786
Spent the last ten years
in prison.
559
00:36:57,996 --> 00:37:00,832
He's been linked
with Papa Chuck Banning.
560
00:37:02,167 --> 00:37:04,169
That contract
Jimmy was talking about?
561
00:37:04,252 --> 00:37:06,212
Banning must have wanted
Simmons killed.
562
00:37:06,421 --> 00:37:08,423
Yeah, but Jimmy didn't do it.
563
00:37:10,091 --> 00:37:13,345
So now there's a
contract out on him.
564
00:37:13,511 --> 00:37:14,971
Pete, I got to find him.
565
00:37:15,096 --> 00:37:17,223
Oh, come on, Mac,
don't get yourself involved.
566
00:37:17,307 --> 00:37:18,767
I'm already involved.
567
00:37:18,892 --> 00:37:20,769
Listen, Jimmy could be anywhere.
568
00:37:20,852 --> 00:37:22,228
Yeah.
569
00:37:24,064 --> 00:37:26,441
Put that back in the fridge,
will you?
570
00:37:34,449 --> 00:37:38,161
Where do you start to look for
a man who could be anywhere?
571
00:37:38,370 --> 00:37:41,581
A man with no roots,
no reason for him to stay,
572
00:37:41,665 --> 00:37:44,084
and one big reason
for him to leave?
573
00:37:44,209 --> 00:37:46,086
I started asking myself,
574
00:37:46,169 --> 00:37:48,505
"Where would I go
if I were Jimmy?"
575
00:37:54,886 --> 00:37:58,348
If you've seen one ball field,
you've seen 'em all.
576
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,225
I know.
577
00:38:00,350 --> 00:38:03,144
I must've seen ten of 'em
before I found Jimmy.
578
00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:08,191
What worried me was
if I knew him well enough
579
00:38:08,316 --> 00:38:12,070
to find him at a ball field,
so did Banning.
580
00:38:21,579 --> 00:38:23,331
Kid's got a hitch in his swing.
581
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:25,125
Fastball will get by him.
582
00:38:29,003 --> 00:38:30,296
Reminds me of me.
583
00:38:33,883 --> 00:38:37,721
Well, there's no use hiding.
I got to face the music.
584
00:38:39,889 --> 00:38:42,100
You could try to
get away, you know.
585
00:38:42,225 --> 00:38:45,145
There is no getting away,
not from these people.
586
00:38:45,311 --> 00:38:47,856
There was this guy once,
Morrie Gluck, a numbers runner.
587
00:38:47,939 --> 00:38:50,024
They caught him
with his hands in the till.
588
00:38:50,108 --> 00:38:52,026
Friend of mine got the contract.
589
00:38:52,110 --> 00:38:54,195
Morrie calls him,
asks for 24 hours
590
00:38:54,279 --> 00:38:56,114
to get his affairs in order.
591
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,116
They set a time,
met the next day,
592
00:38:58,199 --> 00:38:59,492
and that was that.
593
00:38:59,576 --> 00:39:02,078
Morrie -- well,
he knew the jig was up,
594
00:39:02,162 --> 00:39:05,707
but at least he went out
with a little class.
595
00:39:07,876 --> 00:39:10,879
What, you're wondering how
it felt for me to pull the trigger?
596
00:39:10,962 --> 00:39:15,759
I spent the last ten years
thinking about that, seeing faces.
597
00:39:16,134 --> 00:39:18,970
Maybe that's why
I couldn't do it no more.
598
00:39:19,179 --> 00:39:21,431
Well, I'm not going to let you
sit here and just wait.
599
00:39:21,681 --> 00:39:24,142
I appreciate your concern,
but it's not your worry.
600
00:39:24,392 --> 00:39:26,811
Well, I'm funny that way, Jimmy.
601
00:39:27,395 --> 00:39:30,732
You know, I'm glad that
I met you that day in the bar,
602
00:39:30,857 --> 00:39:34,277
but the truth is I'm tired,
and I'm too old to run.
603
00:39:36,701 --> 00:39:38,364
You know, there are
a lot of kids who'd like
604
00:39:38,573 --> 00:39:41,075
to make it to the major leagues.
605
00:39:41,701 --> 00:39:43,453
You could help 'em.
606
00:39:44,287 --> 00:39:47,165
You do have two
weeks' experience.
607
00:39:47,248 --> 00:39:49,876
What, driving the team bus?
608
00:39:49,959 --> 00:39:51,336
Yeah.
609
00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:58,760
You know... maybe.
610
00:40:04,599 --> 00:40:06,267
Pipe dreams.
611
00:40:55,692 --> 00:40:57,026
Come on.
612
00:40:57,235 --> 00:40:58,403
Let's go.
613
00:41:16,462 --> 00:41:18,047
Jimmy, wait.
614
00:41:19,257 --> 00:41:20,884
They'll see that.
615
00:41:49,704 --> 00:41:52,457
MacGyver, why don't you get
out of here before they find us?
616
00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:54,375
No. Come on.
617
00:42:30,495 --> 00:42:32,705
- They're still out there, huh?
- Yeah.
618
00:42:32,830 --> 00:42:34,791
Ralph and his .357.
619
00:42:34,916 --> 00:42:38,336
Dum-dums that'll open you up
like a cantaloupe.
620
00:42:38,878 --> 00:42:41,422
I tell you,
even if we get out of this,
621
00:42:41,547 --> 00:42:44,008
they're going to keep coming --
they're not going to stop.
622
00:42:44,092 --> 00:42:47,428
They're going to keep comin'
till they put me right in the grave.
623
00:43:11,869 --> 00:43:13,705
Help me with this mirror.
624
00:43:23,881 --> 00:43:25,383
It won't work.
625
00:43:25,466 --> 00:43:28,136
I don't know what you're doing,
but it won't work.
626
00:43:28,386 --> 00:43:32,890
Jimmy, you said they wouldn't
stop until they got you.
627
00:43:33,224 --> 00:43:36,185
Well, let's
make them think they did.
628
00:43:40,690 --> 00:43:43,234
All right, Jimmy, don't move
from in front of that mirror
629
00:43:43,359 --> 00:43:45,820
until they see you
and they start shooting.
630
00:43:48,364 --> 00:43:49,907
Then what?
631
00:43:50,867 --> 00:43:52,827
Hit the deck.
632
00:44:07,050 --> 00:44:08,551
Ralph, look.
633
00:44:09,761 --> 00:44:11,095
Uh...
634
00:44:16,684 --> 00:44:17,977
Come on.
635
00:44:35,161 --> 00:44:36,746
This way.
636
00:44:45,338 --> 00:44:46,923
Sleep tight, Jimmy.
637
00:44:52,637 --> 00:44:54,722
He's dead, Ralph.
Let's go.
638
00:45:05,358 --> 00:45:08,402
That Ralph is so dumb,
he'd study for a blood test.
639
00:45:08,945 --> 00:45:10,071
Yeah.
640
00:45:16,728 --> 00:45:19,956
Although I got to admit,
I looked pretty dead to me, too.
641
00:45:20,039 --> 00:45:21,624
Yeah.
642
00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:23,876
I owe you, MacGyver.
643
00:45:25,294 --> 00:45:27,463
How can you owe a friend?
644
00:45:35,721 --> 00:45:38,599
My boys tell me you did a
good job putting Jimmy down.
645
00:45:38,724 --> 00:45:39,851
Yes, sir.
646
00:45:39,976 --> 00:45:42,103
Jimmy the Eraser got rubbed out.
647
00:45:46,858 --> 00:45:50,069
If I'd wanted a comedian,
I'd have hired one.
648
00:45:54,490 --> 00:45:57,160
I want a nice arrangement
sent to the funeral.
649
00:45:57,618 --> 00:46:00,329
A couple dozen roses,
some lilies.
650
00:46:00,580 --> 00:46:01,789
Take care of it.
651
00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:05,251
Yes, sir.
652
00:46:19,348 --> 00:46:22,518
Nice touch, Mac,
calling the reporters.
653
00:46:23,686 --> 00:46:26,189
Yeah, I think Jimmy
would've loved this.
654
00:46:26,439 --> 00:46:28,316
Oh, by the way, Pete,
655
00:46:28,691 --> 00:46:30,693
about that bonus
I asked you for.
656
00:46:31,110 --> 00:46:32,445
It's all taken care of.
657
00:46:32,528 --> 00:46:34,947
New name, new personal history.
658
00:46:35,156 --> 00:46:38,659
Tell me, why'd you want
to relocate him in Florida?
659
00:46:39,702 --> 00:46:41,454
Well, I found him a job.
660
00:46:43,122 --> 00:46:44,749
Something I think he'll like.
661
00:46:44,916 --> 00:46:47,752
Hey, Louie, I need
some oil for my glove.
662
00:46:47,877 --> 00:46:50,254
You don't need oil.
You need glue.
663
00:46:50,338 --> 00:46:52,757
That's two errors on
one play yesterday.
664
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,217
I lost it in the sun.
665
00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:56,010
It was a ground ball.
666
00:46:57,678 --> 00:46:59,722
When I was in the bigs,
we didn't use oil.
667
00:46:59,847 --> 00:47:01,182
Spit, we used.
668
00:47:01,307 --> 00:47:02,475
You played?
669
00:47:02,558 --> 00:47:04,268
That's right.
'47 Braves.
670
00:47:04,393 --> 00:47:07,230
And I could honestly say
for a two-week stretch,
671
00:47:07,313 --> 00:47:10,358
the team couldn't go anywhere
without me.
672
00:47:17,615 --> 00:47:19,033
Yep,
673
00:47:20,451 --> 00:47:22,912
I think he'll like it a lot.