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(newscaster) Leaders of the
economic summit in Geneva

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vowed to ratify the
interim agreement.

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In other news, the war against
the powerful drug lords of Colombia

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has taken a new and
dangerous direction.

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Narco-terrorism
has been unleashed

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on the United States soil

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with the same
degree of arrogance

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as the declaration of war

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made by the medellin
cocaine cartel leaders

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Against the Colombian
government last month.

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Fonsico echevirria, the
1st of the 12 extraditables

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to be placed in U.S. custody,

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and described as one
of the world's richest men,

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has retaliated.

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10 days ago,

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His mercenaries kidnapped
a young American journalist.

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Their hostage,
Alexander Shannon,

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Son of United States
senator, Tom Shannon.

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Young Shannon is the journalist

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who exposed the inner
workings of the medellin cartel

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In a major book
published last year.

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Sources indicate that
the cartel has demanded

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echevirria be released

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with safe conduct
back to Colombia

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in exchange for Shannon's life.

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Authorities, however,
refuse comment,

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only to state that echevirria
will not be released

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under any circumstances.

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On wall street
today, the financial...

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[helicopter whirring]

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[People chattering]

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You are neglecting
your work, Mr. Shannon.

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And so long as you are my guest,

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You will earn your keep, yes?

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Don't get your hopes
up, Mr. Shannon.

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It seems no one in your
country wants you back.

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[Speaking Spanish]

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[All grunting]

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[Men chattering]

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so, Escobar, how do you
like runnin' a prison camp

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along with your
construction business?

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Ah, the bosses know that
I pick the most secure sites

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for their cocaine laboratories.

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Why shouldn't they trust me

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To keep their
prisoner of war, eh?

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[Men chattering]

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[Speaking Spanish]

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So I told my wife, maybe someday

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I'll bring a good woman up here
for you to soak with in the hot tub.

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What hot tub?

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The one that I
brought up in the net.

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Over there.

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I don't order no
stinking hot tub.

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[Speaking Spanish]

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Come on. Let's open it.

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(Escobar) It's stupid.

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Why would anybody
send me a hot tub?

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Maybe the bosses thought
it would keep you happy.

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I think the bosses spend
too much time in California.

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Alexander Shannon?

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Name's MacGyver.

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American?

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Proud of it.

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I came to get you out of here.

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You d.E.A.?

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No, Phoenix foundation.

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We find we don't have to
cut through as much red tape

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to do this sort of thing.

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I'll meet you behind
the storage area.

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Uh, look, don't think me
ungrateful, but what's your plan?

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I brought climbing equipment,
everything we need to get off the mountain.

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Then we take a little boat ride.

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I've got a problem. Your plan?

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I tried it last week

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without the climbing equipment.

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[Objects rustling]

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[Groans]

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Great.

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You got any other ideas?

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Yeah, the chopper.
It's all there is.

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We got to get to it.

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[Helicopter blades whirring]

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I guess we're just gonna
have to wait another 10 days.

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I don't think you or my
makeup will last that long.

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Ok.

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New plan.

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Where can I get 4
or 5 hours of privacy?

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Lunch is over. The mess hall.

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Ok.

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You're gonna have
to help me on this.

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I need a bunch of plastic.

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Uh, something like,
uh, garbage bags.

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Heavy-duty kind.

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Heavy-duty garbage bags?

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Yeah. And this
bamboo scaffolding,

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about 100 feet should do it.

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Can we discuss this?

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No.

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You don't want to know.

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Right now, you've
got to find an excuse

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To assemble the
scaffolding under that lean-to.

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Can you handle that?

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I think so.

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Good.

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Oh, and duct tape.

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I'll need lots of duct tape.

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Duct tape?

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Hey, you! You, Shannon!

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Where are you going
with that bamboo?

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Uh, I thought I'd move
into the shade, Mr. Escobar.

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That way I'll work faster.

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(Escobar) All right.
Be sure you do.

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[Metallic squeaking]

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[Grunting]

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A cement mixer?

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[Grunts]

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MacGyver.

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Garbage bags. More duct tape.

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Lots of duct tape.

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You're doing good.

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How you holdin' up?

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- Fine.
- That's good.

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'Cause now I need you
to build me 5 basic frames.

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2 of 'em, 20 by 5, 1, 9 by 2,

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And 2, 9 by 6.

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Slip 'em under the tent
flap as you finish 'em.

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Oh! And another tire.

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Uh, one of the
wheelbarrows ought to do it.

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[Bolt unscrewing]

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(Shannon) Oh, my god.

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I just figured out
what you're doing.

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You know what I think?
I think you're crazy!

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Give me a few hours,
you'll know for sure.

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[Grunting]

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I've got one section left.

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[Speaking Spanish]

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[Mixer whirring]

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I have a hunch we're
about to have company.

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We'll make it. Just one
minute. We'll make it.

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We don't have a
minute. They're coming.

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Hold them off.

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[Engine sputtering]

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[Men chatter]

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[Speaks Spanish]

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[Engine sputters]

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[Engine starting]

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Get in here! Let's go!

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Buckle up!

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[Yelling]

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It'll never fly!

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You don't know that!

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[Guns firing]

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[Engine revving]

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It flies.

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It really flies!

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Of course!

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Home, sweet home, sweet home.

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[Chuckling]

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Yeah.

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And another one behind us.

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MacGyver, I thank you.

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And the Shannon
family thanks you.

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Yeah.

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Pete,

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you want to tap into
some of your other agents

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for the next month or 2?

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I'm about to take
a very long nap.

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Done.

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Oh, uh, one thing.

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The medellin cartel
is not too happy about

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This great escape of yours,
so, uh, watch yourself, ok?

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Good night, Pete.

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Good night.

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Want to hit the light?

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Yeah, hit the lights.

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[Remote clicks]

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[T.v. Chattering]

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[Wood creaking]

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Hello? Hello, MacGyver!

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Remember me, MacGyver?

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It's been a while.

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Think. Mission city, Minnesota.

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You were a senior in high
school, I was in 7th grade.

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We lived next
door to each other.

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Zoe?

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Zoe Ryan?

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I'm glad that the Colombian
rescue I read about

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didn't completely
soften your brain.

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You did this?

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What's the matter? You
don't think the weaker sex

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is up to a task this formidable?

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You did! You did this!

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Do you remember what
Jack Dalton always used to say

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when we were kids
in the neighborhood?

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"If you want MacGyver's help,

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First you have to get his
full and undivided attention."

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I think I did it. Don't you?

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You've lost it, Zoe.

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You are completely out of it.

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And you haven't changed a bit.

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You always used to
say stuff like that to me.

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That's because you
were always a pest.

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Like now.

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Well, does this mean
you're not gonna help me?

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That's right.

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Well, I'm going then.

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Nice to see you again, MacGyver.

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[Motor whirring]

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No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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[Motor stops]

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What?

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Give me the rope.

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Does this mean
you're gonna help me?

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It depends on what
you want me to do.

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Well, it's not illegal or anything,
if that's what you're thinking.

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Hey, did I tell you
that I got promoted?

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You are now looking

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at a full associate
professor in archaeology.

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00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,845
Congratulations. It
doesn't answer my question.

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Oh, well, I found this
great lead in Greece.

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It's an artifact
that's incredible,

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and these guys wanted
to put up a Grant,

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but they don't anymore because I
caught on they were playing games.

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And, anyway, the Dean
shut down the whole project,

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and I don't have a lot
of money to play with.

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You'd think the
faculty would pitch in,

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but those idiots think I'm
going off the deep end,

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just because I dared to ask a
few too many picky questions

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- Zoe...
- About their 50 years of precious research.

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Which I think is the
most unmitigated,

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- Zoe...
- Narrow minded, male dominated,

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- Myopic bunch of...
- Hey! Slow down.

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Zoe, will you hold it?

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What?

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Just tell me what
you want me to do.

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Help me find the holy grail.

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Indiana Jones already did that.

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I saw the movie.

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MacGyver, be serious.

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You be serious.

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I am.

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Here we are.

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(MacGyver) Terrific.

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You bet, terrific.

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When I show you what I
have and what we're after,

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you're gonna thank me
a thousand times over

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for providing this opportunity.

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- Yeah, I'm sure.
- (Grogan) Ryan!

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Hold it right there! I
want to talk to you.

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Another fan?

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Bull grogan. He's a fascist pig.

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Hi, coach. What
can I do for you?

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I want you to see somethin'.

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This is my friend, MacGyver.

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Follow me!

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00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:42,768
Why do I get the feeling
that being your friend

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could be dangerous?

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Look. Just look at that!

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(Zoe) Those are my students. So?

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(Grogan) "So"? What "so"?

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That's my football field and
there's a game tomorrow night.

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And that field used to be an
Indian village about 200 years ago.

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Listen, coach.

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Your department has about
a hundred zillion dollars.

265
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:10,395
Mine is almost broke. Now what's
the more important contribution here?

266
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,942
A bunch of your neanderthals
crushing bones every Saturday night

267
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,600
so that the male ego can
go on another feeding frenzy,

268
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,503
or my students getting
their young minds nourished,

269
00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:20,338
learning to draw on the past

270
00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:23,041
so that maybe we can
develop a more humane future.

271
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,447
It's not a bad question.

272
00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:30,582
They had better be out of there

273
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:34,352
and that field back to playing
condition before Saturday's game,

274
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:36,421
or your department's
not only gonna be broke,

275
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,423
it's gonna be annihilated!

276
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:42,527
Gosh, he bugs me.

277
00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:58,577
Sometimes, I think the
whole faculty is against me.

278
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,580
Well, I wouldn't have any
doubts about the coach.

279
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:02,714
Well, they'll see.

280
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,516
Just wait till I
prove it to 'em.

281
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,452
Just wait till you and I
come up with the evidence.

282
00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:08,954
This, uh, holy grail?

283
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:11,089
Yeah, what I'm about to
show you, Mr. MacGyver,

284
00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,425
Is going to knock
your socks off.

285
00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:14,526
Ugh!

286
00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:16,895
(Zoe) Stop him! Stop him!

287
00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:18,630
Don't let him get away!

288
00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:21,733
Why didn't you stop him?

289
00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:23,568
Was he carrying anything?

290
00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:25,670
My god, I hope
he didn't find it.

291
00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:30,041
Oh, please, please,
please, let it be here.

292
00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:32,577
[Rustling]

293
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:36,948
Who was that guy?

294
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,450
I can't prove it,

295
00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,919
but probably one
of Von leer's goons.

296
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:42,654
Whose goons?

297
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:45,524
You know, erich Von leer.
That fat cat from South Africa

298
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,126
Who darn near controls the
world market in precious stones.

299
00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:51,062
And a world class thief,
in my humble opinion.

300
00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:54,599
Well, why would this Von
leer be so interested in

301
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,701
whatever it is
you're looking for?

302
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,637
It's kind of complicated.

303
00:23:58,703 --> 00:24:02,674
Zoe, everything about
you is complicated. Try me.

304
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:05,610
Well, Von leer put up a
Grant for my last expedition.

305
00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:07,612
Only I didn't know
it was Von leer.

306
00:24:07,679 --> 00:24:10,124
The school ran the money through
a department account, you know?

307
00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:13,185
- Yeah.
- So, the second I got back from Greece with my find,

308
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,587
Von leer was banging
on the Dean's door

309
00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:18,623
Trying to put up another Grant to
finance the follow-up expedition.

310
00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:20,625
- Yeah.
- Only this time I find out

311
00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:22,661
That Von leer has
his fingers in the pot.

312
00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:24,496
So, I told 'em all
to kiss off and die,

313
00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:27,132
'cause with their money
comes their control, you know?

314
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,034
So, the Dean went nuts.

315
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,136
Pulled the plug on
the whole project.

316
00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:34,005
That's why I got you to
volunteer for the mission.

317
00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:37,642
Now, they're trying
to steal the artifact.

318
00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:39,811
I got it!

319
00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:41,780
He didn't find it.

320
00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:43,181
I got it.

321
00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:46,751
Look, I got it. It's safe.

322
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,689
That's swell.

323
00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:53,592
MacGyver.

324
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,928
MacGyver!

325
00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:00,732
- Where are you going?
- Home.

326
00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:03,268
- Are you all right?
- No.

327
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,436
But, I'll take my chances.

328
00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:07,873
And should you choose to
set me adrift at sea once again,

329
00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:08,940
so be it.

330
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,176
I'll still be a lot better
off than I am right now.

331
00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:13,921
- Then you're not gonna help me find the holy grail?
- That's right.

332
00:25:13,945 --> 00:25:16,781
But you have to. I
don't have anyone else.

333
00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:20,085
Zoe, is it any wonder?

334
00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:24,689
Did anyone ever tell you that you
operate about 15 degrees off center?

335
00:25:24,756 --> 00:25:27,259
I'm misunderstood
sometimes. That's all.

336
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:30,595
I don't think the coach
misunderstood his football field.

337
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:32,097
I, for sure, did
not misunderstand

338
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:34,266
my houseboat ending
up in the middle of the bay,

339
00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:36,701
Or the way my jaw
feels at this moment.

340
00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:38,637
Over a souvenir pillow!

341
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,238
- Come on!
- This?

342
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:43,675
[Laughing] It's not this. Look.

343
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,046
Look here.

344
00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:51,850
This is Diana's mirror.

345
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,251
It was made by ambrose,

346
00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:56,054
One of the 12th century's
greatest alchemists.

347
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:57,989
- Look at it.
- I'm not interested.

348
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:01,259
But it holds the key to a
secret that's over 800 years old.

349
00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:03,595
Ambrose's secret. Look.

350
00:26:03,662 --> 00:26:06,598
I am absolutely not interested.

351
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:10,702
A secret that some people think
could solve the mysteries of life.

352
00:26:10,769 --> 00:26:14,139
For crying out loud, MacGyver,
why don't you just look at it?

353
00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:15,273
I am

354
00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:21,746
Not...

355
00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:34,326
He is coming, Mr. Von leer.

356
00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:53,745
Diana's mirror.

357
00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:58,016
Where is it?

358
00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:00,652
I didn't find it. They
came in on me.

359
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:02,087
They?

360
00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:04,122
The professor and... and
some guy she was with.

361
00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:05,991
I've never seen him before.

362
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:08,660
But they saw you.

363
00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:12,297
Oh, that's no problem. I
don't think they can I.D. Me.

364
00:27:13,064 --> 00:27:14,799
You don't think.

365
00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:20,405
With all that's at risk, you're
entirely too casual, Mr. Ahriman.

366
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,742
Casual? When she found
that gold mirror in Greece,

367
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,408
I started believing
all that legend jive.

368
00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:27,078
About a giant Ruby
and a hidden temple

369
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:28,980
and a billion or so in
precious stones, so,

370
00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:32,183
You don't have to worry about me,
Mr. Von leer, I've got the big picture.

371
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:34,719
Shima thinks there's much
more than just treasure at risk,

372
00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:35,687
don't you, shima?

373
00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:38,723
You mean, all this hocus
pocus about the grail

374
00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:41,659
and, uh, finding the
elixir of eternal life?

375
00:27:41,726 --> 00:27:43,762
Well, I ain't gone
quite that far overboard.

376
00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:46,698
Now, don't tell me you buy
into shima's mumbo jumbo.

377
00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:48,333
Do you?

378
00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:49,834
I look at it this way.

379
00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:53,004
If shima's correct, we'll all
have a great deal more time

380
00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:55,407
to enjoy the proceeds
from the treasures

381
00:27:55,473 --> 00:27:57,876
of the temple of the
holy Rose, won't we?

382
00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:01,679
Yeah, well, I'll be
more than happy

383
00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:03,848
to spend my cut
as a mere mortal.

384
00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:07,719
I don't think you'll have that
opportunity, Mr. Ahriman.

385
00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:09,087
Shima.

386
00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:18,163
Well, now we must attend to
the professor and her new friend.

387
00:28:29,274 --> 00:28:31,176
So with the help of
the ambrose legend,

388
00:28:31,242 --> 00:28:33,778
I tracked Diana's
mirror through 13 digs.

389
00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:35,480
4 years it took me.

390
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,449
I found it in an ottoman ruin,

391
00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:40,118
so, now I want to find the
temple of the holy Rose,

392
00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:41,119
where ambrose hid

393
00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:44,122
All of the artifacts of
Diana and the grail.

394
00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:46,891
The stuff neolithic
societies worship.

395
00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:49,060
Because when I do, when we do,

396
00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:52,497
we'll prove that society took a
wrong turn about 5000 years ago.

397
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,232
We'll prove that the human race

398
00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:55,967
used to get along
with one another.

399
00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:58,336
- Zoe...
- That men and women lived as equals,

400
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,972
And people, people
were loving and nurturing,

401
00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:02,974
and had a reverence for nature.

402
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:05,052
- Zoe, slow down.
- They didn't destroy their environment,

403
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,778
But cared for it.

404
00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:09,114
And most important,
they lived without war.

405
00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:11,082
- Ok, but...
- And if the human race

406
00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:13,918
Can live in peace once,
they can do it again.

407
00:29:13,985 --> 00:29:15,920
Don't you see? If we can prove

408
00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:19,023
that we're not destined to
hurt and persecute each other,

409
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,525
maybe we can get back on track

410
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,193
before we annihilate ourselves.

411
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,495
Ok!

412
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:25,763
[Exhales]

413
00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:27,932
But what has all that
got to do with this?

414
00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:29,000
I told you.

415
00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:32,437
Diana's mirror is the
key to finding the temple.

416
00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:34,439
No, you haven't
told me anything.

417
00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:36,107
What temple?

418
00:29:36,174 --> 00:29:39,477
I believe Zoe is speaking of
the temple of the holy Rose.

419
00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:42,914
It's the resting place of the
cauldron of regeneration,

420
00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:44,949
otherwise known
as the holy grail,

421
00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:46,985
related to the goddess Diana.

422
00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:48,153
Thank you.

423
00:29:48,586 --> 00:29:50,922
Professor wycliff, hi.

424
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:53,024
This is my friend, MacGyver.

425
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:55,426
Oh, yes, the man you said
you were going to recruit

426
00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:57,462
to help with your
follow-up expedition.

427
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,030
That escape of yours in Colombia

428
00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:01,032
Was very interesting
reading, Mr. MacGyver.

429
00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:03,902
Well, pardon me if I
seem rude, professor,

430
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,870
but I'm not real sure
I'm going anywhere.

431
00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:07,872
Not until I know
where and what for.

432
00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:09,073
And I don't.

433
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,542
You don't?

434
00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:12,911
I'm afraid in
professor Ryan's zeal,

435
00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:15,113
to change the
direction of archeology,

436
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:16,981
or society, for that matter,

437
00:30:17,048 --> 00:30:21,019
She does assume a level of
knowledge one does not yet possess.

438
00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:24,289
Perhaps the two of us can,
uh, help fill in the blanks?

439
00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:29,928
(Wycliff) The vault here

440
00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:31,829
is environmentally controlled

441
00:30:31,896 --> 00:30:34,499
to preserve these rare
illuminated manuscripts.

442
00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:37,936
Ah, here we are.
The story of ambrose.

443
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:40,939
The legend goes on to say

444
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,574
that the great alchemist ambrose

445
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,542
protected the artifacts

446
00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:47,078
and the grail of all
the female deities

447
00:30:47,145 --> 00:30:49,047
from destruction by the church,

448
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,416
by building a secret temple.

449
00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:54,118
There we are.

450
00:30:58,122 --> 00:30:59,390
Beautiful, isn't it?

451
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,993
The story of ambrose.

452
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:04,028
The temple he built

453
00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:06,264
is supposedly 100
fathoms in diameter,

454
00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:08,032
surrounded by 72 chapels

455
00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:10,068
made of blue
sapphires and emeralds,

456
00:31:10,134 --> 00:31:12,170
and in the center of the
building, under the dome,

457
00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:14,372
is where the holy
vessel is kept.

458
00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:16,474
The cauldron of regeneration.

459
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:20,945
And you really think this temple
ambrose built really exists, huh?

460
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:23,081
Until Zoe found Diana's mirror,

461
00:31:23,147 --> 00:31:25,483
supposedly wrought
by ambrose himself,

462
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:30,188
I was prepared to relegate the
stories of the bards to myth and legend,

463
00:31:30,255 --> 00:31:31,489
but, now...

464
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:34,525
Now, we have the first
piece of the ambrose puzzle.

465
00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:36,027
The first piece?

466
00:31:36,094 --> 00:31:39,297
The legend holds
ambrose created 3 artifacts

467
00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:41,165
to symbolize the mother goddess,

468
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:43,134
And dispersed
them across Europe.

469
00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:44,902
And you got to
have all 3 together

470
00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:46,904
to point the way to the temple.

471
00:31:47,171 --> 00:31:49,107
(wycliff) Diana's mirror,

472
00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:51,542
the scepter of the triple deity,

473
00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:53,678
and the holy Rose itself.

474
00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:57,248
That's why Von leer was so
hot to put up another Grant.

475
00:31:57,315 --> 00:31:59,317
So we could lead
him right to the Booty.

476
00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:02,487
Well, Von leer and his
grants are behind us now.

477
00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:05,323
I don't think so. Someone
was just in my office.

478
00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:08,059
I'm positive they were
trying to steal the mirror.

479
00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:10,461
- Oh?
- And my money says Von leer is behind it.

480
00:32:10,528 --> 00:32:14,232
If he finds the temple first,
everything that can turn a buck for him

481
00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:17,168
will be melted down,
chopped up, reset and sold

482
00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:19,170
Before one scholar
gets a look at it.

483
00:32:19,237 --> 00:32:20,247
And we can't let that happen.

484
00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:23,141
Finding Diana's temple
and all of the artifacts

485
00:32:23,207 --> 00:32:25,076
Could start a
scholastic revolution.

486
00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:26,577
- Zoe...
- Turn a whole school

487
00:32:26,644 --> 00:32:29,580
Of fuzzy academic
thinking completely around.

488
00:32:30,648 --> 00:32:32,150
Are you done?

489
00:32:32,216 --> 00:32:34,686
That's my dream. To do that.

490
00:32:34,952 --> 00:32:36,721
You have Diana's mirror.

491
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,222
Where does it point?

492
00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:39,524
To the scepter.

493
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:43,094
But, I'm afraid professor
Ryan is still trying to work out

494
00:32:43,161 --> 00:32:44,962
the problem of where
it may be located.

495
00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:47,165
No more. I figured
it out last night.

496
00:32:47,231 --> 00:32:50,101
According to the
great alchemist himself,

497
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:52,236
it's in the Abbey
of Saint acerinus.

498
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:54,038
He says, and I quote,

499
00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:58,042
"et ibi aliquando sese exorciza

500
00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,677
tu daemon foede."

501
00:33:01,679 --> 00:33:05,283
"And once there, exorcise
thee, thou unclean spirit."

502
00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:09,287
I've heard a phrase
like that before.

503
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:10,922
What does it mean?

504
00:33:10,923 --> 00:33:12,190
I don't have a clue.

505
00:33:12,256 --> 00:33:14,392
But, we'll find out
when we get there.

506
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:16,227
Where is there?

507
00:33:16,627 --> 00:33:18,096
London.

508
00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:19,464
London.

509
00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:22,600
An 800 year old Abbey
in the middle of england?

510
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:25,169
Chances are it's not
even standing anymore.

511
00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:26,337
Then we'll dig.

512
00:33:26,404 --> 00:33:28,005
I'm not that good with a shovel.

513
00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:30,241
Come on, MacGyver, I need you.

514
00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:32,276
Why? Why me?

515
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:35,246
Because when I think of all the
brilliant things that ambrose did

516
00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:37,715
to protect what was
good and decent,

517
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,283
he reminds me of you.

518
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,153
So what better person
to help solve his mystery?

519
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,690
That's quite a
compliment, Mr. MacGyver.

520
00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:49,494
Or quite a snow job.

521
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,263
What do you say? Will you go?

522
00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:35,740
[Parking brake ratchets]

523
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,310
Your ambrose was quite a guy.

524
00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:42,780
Oh, thank you.

525
00:34:43,381 --> 00:34:45,450
Ryan and MacGyver.
Just grab our bags.

526
00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:47,285
We're gonna be
back to check in later.

527
00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:49,787
Later? Wait a
minute. What later?

528
00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:52,323
I was thinking of taking a
shower, grabbing something to eat,

529
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:54,225
Freshening up a little bit.

530
00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:57,528
MacGyver, the find of a
lifetime is out there waiting for us

531
00:34:57,595 --> 00:35:00,264
And you want to ding around
with personal comforts?

532
00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:03,367
It's been waiting 800 years. I don't
think another day is gonna matter.

533
00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:06,304
A day? You want to
wait until tomorrow?

534
00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:08,339
I already can't eat,
thinking about it.

535
00:35:08,406 --> 00:35:11,175
I would not sleep a wink if
I had to wait until tomorrow.

536
00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:13,878
What are you trying
to do, ruin my health?

537
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,546
Me ruin your health?

538
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:18,783
Forgive me, mate, but do I
keep the meter ticking or what?

539
00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:23,588
Oh, all right.

540
00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:26,290
Drop us at the Abbey
of Saint acerinus.

541
00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:28,793
You're the greatest.

542
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:31,195
Yeah. Me and ambrose.

543
00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:34,265
[Door shuts]

544
00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:39,403
There's no Abbey in
my book called acerinus.

545
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:40,872
Acerinus.

546
00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:45,343
It's section 2, lot 5,
parcel 16 in Chelsea.

547
00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:48,446
Ducky, do I look
like a surveyor?

548
00:35:48,746 --> 00:35:50,248
Oh, yeah.

549
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,817
Corner of whittingham
and bellows.

550
00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:55,353
Think you can find that?

551
00:35:56,921 --> 00:35:58,422
[Engine starts]

552
00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:13,436
[Creaks]

553
00:36:24,282 --> 00:36:25,650
[Coin clatters]

554
00:36:27,385 --> 00:36:29,520
They are on their way.

555
00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:31,923
Make sure they have
a proper greeting.

556
00:37:03,588 --> 00:37:06,791
Well, I'll bet you old
ambrose never expected this.

557
00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:10,695
Hey, at least the building
is still standing. Come on.

558
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,436
Hello?

559
00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:20,905
(Eunice) Hello yourself.

560
00:37:21,372 --> 00:37:24,976
No need to holler, dearie,
you'll raise the dead.

561
00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:26,444
[Laughing]

562
00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:30,448
Um, hi. We... we'd
like a couple of tickets.

563
00:37:30,514 --> 00:37:33,384
And I'd like to oblige a
handsome bloke such as yourself,

564
00:37:33,451 --> 00:37:34,652
but as you can see,

565
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,788
Jamie and me are just in the
process of closing up for the day.

566
00:37:37,855 --> 00:37:39,490
Aren't we, Jamie?

567
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:40,958
It's only 3:00.

568
00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:44,395
It's Monday, dearie.
At 3:00 on Monday,

569
00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:46,631
Jamie stands watch while I
go to see me hairdressers.

570
00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:48,566
You'll have to come
back tomorrow, love.

571
00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:50,501
- Shoot.
- Uh, eunice,

572
00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:54,472
Here's a little something
for your hairdresser.

573
00:37:56,574 --> 00:37:58,275
For being late.

574
00:37:58,342 --> 00:37:59,210
Well, now,

575
00:37:59,276 --> 00:38:01,912
Isn't he just the
smooth one, all right?

576
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:05,916
10 minutes. You hear?

577
00:38:05,983 --> 00:38:08,886
10 minutes. Come along, James.

578
00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:17,461
[Mimicking eunice] Isn't he
just the smooth one all right?

579
00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:21,298
Now there's a
comprehensive vision

580
00:38:21,365 --> 00:38:23,668
of christianity's
gory history for you.

581
00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:30,474
Any idea of how to start
looking for a scepter in here?

582
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:32,677
Start thinking like your
ancient counterpart.

583
00:38:32,743 --> 00:38:34,545
How would he have hidden it?

584
00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:41,819
What was that inscription
on Diana's mirror?

585
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:44,388
Iter nunc face ad abbatiam...

586
00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:45,589
Now, come on.

587
00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:47,491
My Latin is very rusty.

588
00:38:47,558 --> 00:38:49,860
"Journey now to the
Abbey of St. acerinus.

589
00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:53,631
Once there, exorcize
thee, thou unclean spirit."

590
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:58,035
"Exorcize thee,
thou unclean spirit."

591
00:38:58,102 --> 00:39:00,638
I know I've heard
that phrase before.

592
00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:04,292
[Fingers snap]

593
00:39:04,293 --> 00:39:05,443
That's it, of course.

594
00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:07,745
That's what? You're
onto something?

595
00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:09,080
Michele borges' new baby.

596
00:39:09,146 --> 00:39:12,083
Uh, she and her husband, Mike,
both work at the Phoenix foundation.

597
00:39:12,149 --> 00:39:15,086
Well, terrific, but what does
that have to do with anything?

598
00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:17,421
I went to their baby's
baptism last month,

599
00:39:17,488 --> 00:39:20,357
And during the ceremony,
the priest said the same thing.

600
00:39:20,424 --> 00:39:23,394
"Exorcize thee,
thou unclean spirit."

601
00:39:24,495 --> 00:39:26,564
Get it? Water...

602
00:39:27,431 --> 00:39:29,433
Baptism! Baptismal!

603
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:32,703
You're right. And there
should be one in here.

604
00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:35,439
Part of the building structure.

605
00:39:35,506 --> 00:39:39,410
From what I can remember
of 12th century architecture,

606
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,648
that should be it.

607
00:39:51,789 --> 00:39:54,391
Take these panels down.

608
00:40:26,657 --> 00:40:27,992
No scepter.

609
00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:33,164
Look. Look here.

610
00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:40,771
Yeah, aren't these markings
like the one on the mirror?

611
00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:43,174
The same.

612
00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:51,448
[Metal clinks]

613
00:40:54,018 --> 00:40:55,953
The points fit in the slots.

614
00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:19,577
[Creaking]

615
00:41:21,912 --> 00:41:24,215
Hallelujah, ambrose.

616
00:41:28,252 --> 00:41:29,854
3 scepters!

617
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,922
Well, that makes sense.

618
00:41:33,090 --> 00:41:34,658
[Creaking]

619
00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:40,898
Mother of creatures,

620
00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:48,672
lunar virgin,

621
00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:54,912
Huntress.

622
00:41:56,313 --> 00:41:58,282
Next step, the holy Rose.

623
00:41:58,883 --> 00:42:02,586
I'm afraid you're in for a
major disappointment, ducky.

624
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:06,090
But I'll give your best to
me hairdresser all the same.

625
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,898
(Eunice) Come on,
move out of there.

626
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,108
Von leer.

627
00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:25,843
Yes, professor.

628
00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:29,213
You've made it
quite difficult for us.

629
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,649
Yeah, she's very good at that.

630
00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:34,585
And MacGyver of the
Phoenix foundation.

631
00:42:34,652 --> 00:42:35,819
We looked you up.

632
00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:37,554
Good. Glad to hear it.

633
00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:39,823
Impressive credentials.

634
00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:43,327
In fact, I've determined that you're
far too dangerous to have around,

635
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:46,096
so I've had to make a
very difficult decision.

636
00:42:46,163 --> 00:42:47,731
The professor will accompany me

637
00:42:47,798 --> 00:42:50,100
and provide the
appropriate interpretations

638
00:42:50,167 --> 00:42:53,604
to the secrets of ambrose
so we may find the treasure.

639
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:56,573
And you will die.
Shima, shoot him.

640
00:42:57,374 --> 00:42:58,409
(Zoe) No!

641
00:42:58,475 --> 00:43:01,645
I swear, you touch him,
these scepters get wiped out.

642
00:43:01,712 --> 00:43:03,881
You'll never find the temple.

643
00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:12,355
Well,

644
00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:16,760
looks like she's got you
in what we call a standoff.

645
00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:21,865
You're right. You're
absolutely right.

646
00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:26,804
She must care a great
deal for you, Mr. MacGyver.

647
00:43:31,842 --> 00:43:33,944
Eunice, get the car ready.

648
00:43:34,011 --> 00:43:35,179
Yes, sir.

649
00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:41,118
Mammon, introduce Mr. MacGyver
to the, uh, sarcophagus, would you?

650
00:43:55,432 --> 00:43:56,867
[Clicking]

651
00:43:58,769 --> 00:44:00,137
What are you doing?

652
00:44:00,204 --> 00:44:03,640
I'm giving you the opportunity to
make a more considered decision.

653
00:44:19,456 --> 00:44:22,326
[Whooshing]

654
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:31,335
Now, professor, I do wish you'd
reconsider your previous threat.

655
00:44:33,937 --> 00:44:37,241
You see, as the water
level in this tank lowers,

656
00:44:38,475 --> 00:44:40,744
it fills the spoon,

657
00:44:41,245 --> 00:44:43,714
which then triggers the ratchet

658
00:44:43,781 --> 00:44:45,115
and lowers the blade.

659
00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:48,852
One of the more ingenious
devices of the inquisition,

660
00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:50,220
wouldn't you say?

661
00:44:50,287 --> 00:44:54,825
In a minute or so, Mr. MacGyver
will begin to suffer terribly.

662
00:44:56,827 --> 00:44:59,830
When it's all over, he'll
be half the man he was.

663
00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:03,267
[Blade whooshing]

664
00:45:06,837 --> 00:45:09,807
You dirty, rotten, simple-minded
excuse for a human being.

665
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:11,708
If one hair on his head is...

666
00:45:11,775 --> 00:45:15,345
Control yourself! You have a
very important decision to make.

667
00:45:18,015 --> 00:45:20,484
[Whooshing]

668
00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:35,332
All right! Stop it!

669
00:45:40,370 --> 00:45:42,272
A wise decision.

670
00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:49,379
Hurry up, hurry!

671
00:45:54,218 --> 00:45:55,319
[Creaking]

672
00:46:07,231 --> 00:46:09,333
(Zoe) Come on.
Get him off of there.

673
00:46:09,399 --> 00:46:10,901
[Wood creaking]

674
00:46:11,502 --> 00:46:13,971
[Blade whooshing]

675
00:46:22,479 --> 00:46:23,780
[Creaking]

676
00:46:24,181 --> 00:46:26,116
Escort her to the car. Now!

677
00:46:26,183 --> 00:46:27,818
What about MacGyver?

678
00:46:29,052 --> 00:46:30,320
Von leer!

679
00:46:30,387 --> 00:46:31,788
[Screaming]

680
00:46:35,259 --> 00:46:36,360
(Zoe) Von leer!

681
00:46:37,194 --> 00:46:38,428
(Zoe) You...

682
00:46:38,495 --> 00:46:42,032
You're very fortunate to have
such caring friends, Mr. MacGyver.

683
00:46:42,099 --> 00:46:43,033
[Creaking]

684
00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:45,502
I'm sure that your expertise
would be very useful

685
00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:48,071
in our quest for the
temple of the holy Rose,

686
00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:49,540
but, uh,

687
00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:53,544
as I said before, you're
just too dangerous.

688
00:46:59,183 --> 00:47:00,584
Intriguing, isn't it?

689
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,386
[Wood creaking]

690
00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:13,530
[Metal clanking]