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[Willie humming]

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Willie, big news!

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The ALFer's won a contest.

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Yeah?

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Oh, let's see.

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You won a copy
of "Cat Lover's Monthly?"

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Kind of a letdown.
No recipes.

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[chuckles]
How did you win this?

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Well, I entered that publisher's
sweepstakes thing.

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I licked all those
magazine stamps

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and...stuck 'em on my entry.

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You sent in..

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...all those stamps?

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Well, all except Redbook.

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It's still stuck
to the roof of my mouth.

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Just, uh, how many magazines

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did you win?

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Check the front porch.

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[sighs]

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Oops.

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ALF..

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...you didn't win
any sweepstakes.

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You-you've subscribed

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to hundreds of magazines!

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That explains this personal

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thank-you note from Ed McMahon.

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[theme music]

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[music continues]

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Well, here's your cappuccino.

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Where's the grated cheese?

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I'll get it.

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(ALF)
Willie, Kate.

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I have something to tell you.

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This time the ol' ALFer's

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really won something.

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What now?

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Eleven records for a penny?

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No!

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This time the ALFer's won

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stuff for everybody.

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Pony rides for Brian.

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Tennis lessons for Lynn.

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Dinner and dancing
for you two.

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And best of all

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for the old ALFer..

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...a toaster.

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I guess you didn't hear me.

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A toaster!

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We heard you.

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Did I mention
that the toaster talks?

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Oh, ALF, this-this
is just a real estate promotion.

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A free toaster for listening to
a sales pitch

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about vacation homes.

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You mean no pony rides?

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There may be a pony ride

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but there's also
a seven-hour car ride

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to get to this place.

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I'm not driving seven hours.

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Sorry, ALF.

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ALFer.

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ALFer.

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[doorbell rings]

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They lied to a child?

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- Hi, neighbor.
- Oh, hi.

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Got you a present.

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Thanks. Won't you come in?

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Uh, I noticed your garbage cans
have been flowing over.

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Oh, yeah, we've been throwing
out a lot of magazines lately.

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Yeah.

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These insert things

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were all over
your porch and lawn.

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I kept the perfume samples.

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Wife's birthday is
next week.

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She'll be touched.

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As am I.

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Hey..

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You got a letter
from Rancho Estates too?

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Oh, yeah,
the toaster people.

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[chuckles]
Yeah. Raquel and me, we go
to these things all the time.

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Hey...you wanna go together?

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Together? No.
No, we're not interested.

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Oh, because of me?

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No. No, I didn't mean that.

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Uh, we'd-we'd love to spend

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a weekend with you folk, but..

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...uh, we're not interested
in a seven-hour drive.

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Well, you can fly
there in one hour.

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Yeah, sure,
but who could afford it?

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I'll fly you
there for nothing.

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My friend lets me borrow
his plane on weekends.

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You're a pilot?

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Yeah. I flew in Korea.

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Over Inchon, I took some
commie flak in my ribs.

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You wanna see the scar?

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No. No. Please--

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Oh, how ya doing, Kate?

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Trevor.

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Then it's settled.

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See you Friday night
after work..

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...at the airport.

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What's settled?
W-what airport?

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Oh, thanks again
for the garbage can, Trevor.

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What garbage can?

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This garbage can,
and Trevor wants to fly us

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to Rancho Estates.

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Way to go, mister-o!

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We don't have
to see Mr. Ochmonek

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in a bathing suit, do we?

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No, because we're not going.

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Why?

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It'll be fun.

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What, a weekend
with the Ochmoneks?

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Well, you know,
it-it's not as if we have

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to share the same bathroom.

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- Do we?
- No.

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Let's go anyway.

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Even if you could get me
in a plane with Trevor..

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...we still have the problem
of leaving ALF all alone.

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Well now, maybe that's not
that big a problem.

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ALF has gone six months
without starting a fire.

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Right, dad.

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Please?

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Gee, a vacation
would be nice.

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Yeah.

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Okay, let's go.

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Oh, great!

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I'm ready.

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Uh-oh.

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Am I going alone?

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No, ALF, we're going..

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...alone.

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Come on, Brian.

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Which-which means
we trust you, ALF

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to stay by yourself.

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I don't wanna be trusted.

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I wanna go.

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That letter was sent to me.

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ALF, I'm-I'm very sorry

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that we can't take you,
but we can't.

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I promise we'll bring back
that talking blender.

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Toaster!

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The thing you put bread into.

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A blender you put cats into.

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See, I need to go
and teach you

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about small appliances.

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No, it's settled, ALF.

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We're going and you're staying.

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Oh, fine. I'll stay here
and talk to our old toaster.

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Of course, it won't talk back.

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Yeah. Gonna be a long quiet
weekend for the old ALFer.

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Don't feel guilty!

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I don't feel guilty.

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Then you haven't been
paying attention.

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[instrumental music]

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[plane droning]

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¶ Come fly with me ¶

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¶ Come fly come fly away ¶

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¶ Come fly with me.. ¶¶

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[indistinct singing]

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This is
Captain Ochmonek speaking.

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For those with cameras..

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...on your left is
the Tujunga toxic waste dump.

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I'll fly in lower
so you can get a better view.

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No, don't. We can see it
fine from here.

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Boy, I sure get a kick out of
flying passengers for a change

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instead of just cargo.

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Where's that smell
coming from?

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From the cargo hold
where the pigs are.

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Oh, daddy, I feel so sick.

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I mean, why do we have to fly

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facing backwards anyway?

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I guess so we can keep
our eye on the pigs.

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¶ Come fly with me ¶

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¶ Come fly come fly away ¶

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[humming]

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[instrumental music]

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There you go.

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Willie, this place
is really nice.

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- I'm kinda surprised.
- Me, too. The hotel is great.

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I keep looking for the catch.

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Oh, hello, you must
be the Tanners.

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I'm Bill Loman

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sales manager
for Rancho Estates.

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I was expecting you.

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Oh, no, Mr. Tanner,
I think you were expecting

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the hard sell.

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Well, there's no need
to worry about that.

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Good.

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Because after you've seen
this slide show

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you are going to be begging me
to sell you a home.

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(man on TV)
<i> 'Buenos dias.'</i>

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'That means good day.'

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'And at Rancho Estates'

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'every day is a good day.'

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Uh, would it be okay
if we looked at this later?

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- Uh, when later?
- Much later.

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[chuckles]
Oh. Absolutely, no problem.

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You know, you folks should
first enjoy some tennis

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some swimming
and some fishing.

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And if you need me

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I'll be following you
in a golf cart.

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[chuckles]
You know, we expected
a sales pitch.

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Yeah.

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That's no reason why we still

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can't enjoy ourselves.

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ALF!

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<i> Buenos dias.</i>

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[instrumental music]

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Let's clear this up.

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Are you, or are you not

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happy to see me?

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I'm happy, ALF.

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Are those chocolates?

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How did you get here?

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I stowed away..

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...in Kate's suitcase.

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Oh, no.

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Now I'll have your hair
all over my clothes.

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Take it easy.

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Your clothes are hair free

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and hanging neatly
in the closet back home.

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What am I supposed
to wear here?

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Well, I love
what you've got on now.

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Perfect for every occasion.

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ALF, we trusted you
to stay out of trouble.

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I trusted you
to get my toaster.

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But I don't see it anywhere.

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Let alone, hear it.

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But the fact is,
I felt neglected.

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I'm a member of this
family too, you know.

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I just wanted to be
with the people I love.

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And get that toaster.

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[knocking on door]

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(Trevor)
'Hey, Tanner, guess what?'

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'We have adjoining rooms.'

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'Hey, open up!'

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Can't we shake this guy?

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Uh, Brian, quick, you better
hide ALF in the bedroom.

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Alright, but don't start

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that slide show without me.

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Looks like
we're neighbors again.

242
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,001
You wanna go catch
the foreshow?

243
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,337
Actually we were just
thinking about..

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...going home.

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What do you think? Will that be
out of the question?

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00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:20,712
- He's joking, right?
- No.

247
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The plane ride was such fun
we can't wait to fly again.

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And I've got school tomorrow.

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On Saturday?

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Traffic school.

251
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,391
Well, I'm sorry.

252
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That plane is on its way
to Central America.

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I can't tell you anything else.

254
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Are you saying we're stuck here?

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00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,135
Yeah.
Tough luck, eh?

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Stuck in a resort hotel.

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Come on, let's cut a rug.

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Trip the light fantastic!

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Do the hustle.

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Oh, I'd love to, but..

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I don't have anything to wear.

262
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,487
Well, what was
in that suitcase of yours?

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It weighed a ton.

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00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,892
Sun tan lotion, uh..

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00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,994
Mom tends to burn.

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Oh, don't worry about it.

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Raquel will lend you
one of her dresses.

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Now don't spill anything
on Raquel's dress.

269
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,109
I might wanna wear it next.

270
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,178
[instrumental music]

271
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,153
[sighs]

272
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,225
[door closes]

273
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,794
Dad, what are you doing
up so early?

274
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,597
I'm sorry. Um, I..

275
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,932
I never got to sleep.

276
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,234
I spent the whole night
listening

277
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:52,570
to the Ochmoneks snore.

278
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,806
They both snore?

279
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,274
In a pattern.

280
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,477
Like a conversation.

281
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,614
- Didn't you hear it?
- Yeah.

282
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,283
But I just thought
it was the ice machine.

283
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,953
ALF?

284
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,121
Where's ALF?

285
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,756
I thought
he was in with you.

286
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,124
Kate!

287
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,726
What's wrong?

288
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,161
I can't find ALF.

289
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,365
I'm right here.

290
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:25,136
Willie, what's wrong?

291
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,139
- Where were you?
- Out catching catfish.

292
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,641
Somebody could
have seen you.

293
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,809
No way!

294
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,778
This place is a morgue
before dawn.

295
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,180
I wanted to surprise
you guys

296
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,582
by serving catfish
in bed.

297
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,285
[knocking on door]

298
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:43,021
(Trevor)
'Hey, Tanner,
rise and shine.'

299
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,689
- Bedroom.
- Bathroom.

300
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,392
Gotta clean the fish.
Come on, B.

301
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:53,631
- Oh, morning, Trevor.
- Good, you're already up.

302
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,799
(ALF)
'Hey, we've got a bidet!'

303
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:02,273
It's Brian. In the morning
his voice is a lot lower.

304
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,842
[electric shaver whirring]

305
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,476
Sounds like he's shaving.

306
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,346
Oh, yeah.
Uh, yeah.

307
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,248
I won't allow him
to have a mustache.

308
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,851
That's good.

309
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:15,019
You got to take a stand.

310
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,322
Listen,
since we're up already

311
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,691
why not go
for a pony ride?

312
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,125
No, thanks, Trevor.

313
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,995
We-we're just
gonna stay here.

314
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,363
Yes, it's such
a great room

315
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,198
we don't want
to waste it..

316
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,200
...by going out.

317
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,535
But you gotta go out.

318
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,071
You gotta go
to the big sales presentation.

319
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,139
It's mandatory
for everybody.

320
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,710
- All of us?
- Away from this room?

321
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:39,811
At the same time?

322
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,249
Yeah, what the heck,
get crazy.

323
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,684
Listen, the buffet
starts at 7 o'clock.

324
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,454
Raquel will have your dress
picked out by 6:30.

325
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,092
Well, by the way,
she wanted to know

326
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,261
did you need a bra with that?

327
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,397
Just the dress.

328
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,237
ALF, he's gone.

329
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,107
(Brian)
'He's busy
scaling catfish.'

330
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,609
Catfish don't have scales.

331
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,612
Then I won't be needing
your shaver anymore.

332
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,849
Neither will I.

333
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,260
Nice dress, mom.

334
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,297
Yeah, Kate, you look
real sexy in that.

335
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,666
Well, anyone would
look good in this.

336
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,369
- Trevor.
- Hmm.

337
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,605
You know you're not supposed
to be eating shellfish.

338
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,607
You'll have
an allergic reaction.

339
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,309
It's lot safer
than the Mexican food

340
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,878
Tanner's eating.
Huh, Tanner?

341
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,980
What? Oh!

342
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,416
I-I'm sorry I was,
I was worrying about

343
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,418
whether our room..

344
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,620
...would be alright..

345
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,355
...all alone.

346
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,659
Our room will be fine, dad.

347
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,395
It has a toaster
to keep it company.

348
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,969
(automated message)
'Toast.'

349
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,104
Hah! Hah!

350
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,639
'Toast.'

351
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,708
'Toast.'

352
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,577
'Toast down.'

353
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,149
Hello, room service?

354
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:29,253
Send another bag
of bread to room 13.

355
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,689
Yeah, leave it outside
the door again.

356
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,792
- 'Toasting.'
- Quiet. I'm on the phone.

357
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:38,496
Oh, hey, and bring
some tartar sauce.

358
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,798
Thanks.

359
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,035
Now, let's see
what you can do with catfish.

360
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,670
Oh!

361
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,941
You know your daughter
is a terrific tennis player.

362
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,609
[chuckles]

363
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,145
You know, honey, if you lived up
here, you could play every day.

364
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,014
[chuckles]
Yeah.

365
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,181
Oh, why don't you
tell your dad

366
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,649
how much
you'd like to live here.

367
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,485
- No.
- Oh, go on, tell him.

368
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,986
- No.
- Tell him!

369
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,354
- No!
- Mr. Loman--

370
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,789
Alright, settle down, folks.

371
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,290
We'll begin
the sales presentation

372
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,192
in just a minute.

373
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,194
That's why
we're here, right?

374
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,864
[laughs]

375
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,532
Of course,
there are some people

376
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,602
who keep coming back
for the free room and shellfish.

377
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,907
Last chance for seconds.

378
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,877
Trevor, you said you were only
going back for salad.

379
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,279
I did. It's underneath
the shrimp.

380
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,049
Hey, Tanner!

381
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,283
You didn't eat a thing.

382
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,286
You still worried
about your room?

383
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,622
No.

384
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,761
Willie, was that..

385
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,799
Yes, it was!

386
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,737
Oh!

387
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,339
I warned him
about that Mexican food.

388
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,810
[instrumental music]

389
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,182
I tell you, Tanner

390
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,518
I thought only rock stars
got kicked out of hotels.

391
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,953
Yeah, I can't imagine

392
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,856
what caused that toaster
to short circuit.

393
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,058
But I'm gonna find out.

394
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,927
It sure stunk up
the place.

395
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,629
It smelled of burned fish
all the way to the lobby.

396
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,700
By the way

397
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,969
how's that smell back
in the cargo section?

398
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,607
I, for one,
miss the pigs.

399
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,677
I'm sorry, I meant
to hose down the jackals.

400
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,546
Hey, Raquel!

401
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:39,250
I feel a little woozy.
Uh, get me a bromo, will ya?

402
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,552
I warned you
about that shellfish, Trevor.

403
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,488
Just get it, alright?

404
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,656
I'll get it in a second.

405
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,227
I have to put ointment
on my shoulders.

406
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:52,363
That hotel ought to warn
their guests about the sun.

407
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:02,306
Quite possibly
the worst weekend

408
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,343
of our entire lives.

409
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,078
You haven't
stopped complaining

410
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,380
since I burned
down that room.

411
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,452
You, back with the jackals!

412
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,987
They're hyenas

413
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,788
and I don't like them.

414
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,823
They're jackals.

415
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,559
Then why are they
laughing at me?

416
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,563
[sighs]

417
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Lieutenant McIntosh

418
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,701
give me the coordinates.

419
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,271
We're almost over
enemy territory.

420
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,206
Oh! What enemy territory?

421
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,874
What enemy territory?

422
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,710
What do you think that is,
the Mississippi River?

423
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,746
Those are
the Bridges of Toko-Ri.

424
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,048
Trevor!

425
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,851
- Trevor!
- Huh?

426
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,654
Snap out of it, Trevor,
the war is over.

427
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,856
Boy, I did overdo
the shellfish.

428
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,724
Willie, Willie,
what-what's wrong?

429
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:57,628
I'm not sure. Trevor,
how serious is this allergy?

430
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:01,899
It's nothing. Listen, would you
switch on the auto pilot?

431
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,468
- Where is it?
- It's right down there.

432
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,139
Thanks.

433
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,007
I'm gonna get up

434
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,475
and move around a little

435
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:14,178
stretch for a minute..

436
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,547
...so I don't pass out.

437
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,883
- Ah!
- Oh!

438
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:22,220
- Trevor!
- Oh! Trevor. Trevor!

439
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,355
Trevor, say something.

440
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,490
Oh, good, the USO.

441
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,893
- Is he okay?
- My gosh!

442
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,395
What are we gonna do?
Who's going to fly the plane?

443
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,232
- Dad, you fly it.
- Now, relax everybody.

444
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,235
Nobody is gonna
fly this plane.

445
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,970
Ah, dad!

446
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,673
- I'll fly it.
- You..

447
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,542
We have an emergency!

448
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,744
I'm the logical choice.

449
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,446
Oh, by the way,
you were right.

450
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,081
They are not hyenas.

451
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,682
But they are laughing.

452
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,420
ALF can fly a plane?

453
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,923
Oh, he can't even
work the toaster.

454
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,360
Well, he did
fly a spaceship.

455
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,862
Yeah, how different
can it be?

456
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,566
What does this do?

457
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,167
[engine roars]

458
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,138
I see.

459
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:17,275
(Raquel)
'Trevor, stop fooling around.'

460
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,143
Oh, my gosh. Raquel!

461
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:24,148
(Raquel)
'This door is stuck,
somebody help me.'

462
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:27,118
Oh, oh, oh, she'll see ALF.

463
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,153
Help me block the door.

464
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:30,621
Help is on the way, Raquel.

465
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,490
Brian, sit down,
fasten your seat belt.

466
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,792
(Raquel)
'What's blocking the door?'

467
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,093
Um..

468
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,762
...a hyena.

469
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,898
Well, did he figure it out?
Can you fly it?

470
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,168
I think so. I need to see
an owner's manual.

471
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:47,605
Oh, there's not
an owner's manual.

472
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,640
- Then I can't fly it.
- Oh!

473
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,642
ALF, the laws of aerodynamics

474
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,445
are the same everywhere
in the universe.

475
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,547
Yeah, that's right.

476
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,250
What are they?

477
00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:03,154
We're headed straight
for that mountain, ALF!

478
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,256
ALF, do something! Quick!

479
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:06,490
Alright, alright!

480
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,326
Easy. Easy.

481
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:11,028
Up, up, up

482
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,331
and over.

483
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:14,632
Yeah!

484
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:17,335
- This flying's a piece of cake.
- Oh!

485
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:20,705
Oh, a piece of cake?
That was a piece of luck.

486
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:24,508
Luck? Ha!
Check this out.

487
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,477
Oops!

488
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,012
¶ Come fly with me ¶

489
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:31,282
¶ Come fly come fly away ¶¶

490
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:38,356
[chuckles]
I gotta hand it to you, Tanner.

491
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:41,459
You did a great job
bringing in that plane.

492
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,660
But the next time

493
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,362
you might mention
to the airport

494
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,063
that you plan to land.

495
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,967
I'll keep that in mind.

496
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,203
Thank you so much
for the dress.

497
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,872
I don't know what I would
have done without it.

498
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,374
What a lovely weekend.

499
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,075
We must do it
again, sometime.

500
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,511
Okay, but only
if we get the jackals.

501
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:02,279
[chuckles]

502
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:09,954
Come on, baby.
Speak to the old ALFer.

503
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:14,091
- Are they gone?
- Yes.

504
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:17,828
Oh, good. Then we can pick
up where we left off.

505
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,697
I believe you were
thanking me

506
00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,732
for saving your lives.

507
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,735
No, I believe
we had already thanked you

508
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,604
several times.

509
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:29,073
Well, you can
thank me again.

510
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,408
No.

511
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:31,776
Please.

512
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:35,880
Alright.
Thank you, ALF.

513
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:38,516
We never could have
made it back without you.

514
00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:40,751
You're the best alien
that any family..

515
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,720
(automated message)
'Toast up!'

516
00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,555
Hold that thought,
will you, Willie?

517
00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,657
My catfish are ready.

518
00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:51,829
[instrumental music]

519
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,001
[theme music]

520
00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:23,727
[ALF laughing]

521
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:27,064
[instrumental music]